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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
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- Boys and girls,
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you are the future of this wonderful town.
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- [Child] Mr. Streeton was on the campaign
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trail to be reelected as mayor.
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He was using backdoor tactics.
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Dropping into our
classrooms as guest speaker.
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Trying to get us kids to tell
our parents to vote for him.
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- So I'm not here today
to blow me own trumpet.
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I'm not here today to talk to you
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about my significant achievements.
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Such as the kiddies playground
or the public fountain--
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- [Child] Yep.
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Right now, there was enough hot air
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coming out of Mr. Streeton's mouth
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to fill a hundred hot air balloons.
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And it wasn't the only hot
air rising around Angeles.
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(flatulence)
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- [Mr. Streeton] No I'm here today
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to talk to you about democracy.
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(laughing)
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- Pop.
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Sorry.
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My stomach was filled
with a hundred snakes.
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All wriggling and hissing away.
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And with every hiss--
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(flatulence)
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(laughing)
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Pop.
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- Quit farting, baked bean bum.
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- There was a good reason for the farts.
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Our grandparents were back
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to lend a hand while mum was in hospital.
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Nan had been watching
cooking shows on the telly.
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She was learning abour fusion.
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Fusion is when you mix two or more
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cooking styles for a new effect.
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And this was the effect it had on us.
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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(cheering)
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We called them pops.
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It was Sarge's idea.
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(flatulence)
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- Pop.
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- [Lockie] He thought
if you fart in public
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you should at least claim ownership.
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- I vow to keep or streets clean
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and our children safe.
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- Sure, Barry, pull the other one.
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You're only interested in supporting
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the big end of town and their
dodging development deals.
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- [Mr. Streeton] He's wrong, you know.
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The only thing I'm
interested in is your future.
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- Did I tell ya?
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Mum's coming home.
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- Really?
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When?
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- Sometime soon, I reckon.
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And for good.
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- What did she say exactly?
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- She kept talking about how
she was dequired of Angeles.
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- And you took that to mean?
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- She meant the rev.
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- Poor Egg.
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He really had his hopes
pinned on his mum coming back.
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And I wasn't sure she was.
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Sounded like more hot air to me.
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- I vow to create three more
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public holidays in September alone.
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I vow to eradicate
algebra from the syllabus.
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- Why don't you try coming
home early for once?
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- And lollipops for all.
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- There were worse things than
a bum filled with fart gas.
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And that was a father who was
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obsessed with getting re-elected.
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This seat taken?
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- Only if you sit downwind.
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- Didn't you want a free lollipop?
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- I'll make you a deal.
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I won't hassle you about your farting butt
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if you don't hassle me about my old man.
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- Was I going to hassle?
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- You think he's a prized goose.
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- You're a mind reader now.
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You don't like him being mayor, do you?
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- Something weird happened
when he got those robes.
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He changed from this warm, nice guy
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into this ego nutcase.
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- Well, get rid of the robes.
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Make sure he doesn't win the election.
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- There aren't even any
other candidates standing.
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They're not game enough.
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- There must be someone.
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Someone with guts.
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Energy.
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Drive.
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- John East?
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Run for Mayor?
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- Might need some convincing but
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I'm sure you'll find a way.
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(dramatic music)
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- Vicki.
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- Sir.
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- School project?
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- Dad wants me to measure the beach.
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- Why?
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- He didn't say.
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- Right so he just wanted you to
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measure the beach for no reason?
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- Not the whole beach.
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Just the stretch with the best view.
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- This wouldn't have anything to do
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with the new development plan?
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- He doesn't talk too much
about his business deals.
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He saves that conversation
for his building mates.
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- [Lockie] And that's how Vicki
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convinced John East to run for mayor.
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And all because she wanted
her dad home for dinner.
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- Robert's down here talking to the hatch.
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Jack Nicholas is the
greatest golfer in the W.
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- [Lockie] The whole time
we were visiting mum,
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Pop didn't say one word to her.
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Didn't even look her in the eye.
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Instead he and Nan wasted
a lot of hot air on golf.
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As much as I wanted to stay with mum,
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having Nan and Pop in the same
room wasn't healthy for her.
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We might go.
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- It's that time already?
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- I better get the dinner on.
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- Bye Joy.
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- [Joy] Bye.
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Family hug.
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Oh.
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Thanks kids for being so strong.
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This must be really hard for you.
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- Don't worry about us, mum.
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You just get better.
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(slow music)
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Come on, Blob.
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- Phillip.
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- Seat belt, Pop.
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In the cater, Pop.
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- Right Nan.
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- Are you all alright?
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- Yeah, we're okay.
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- Thank heavens no one was
coming up from behind you.
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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- We would have been totaled.
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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- Roadkill.
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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- Excuse me Sarge, can you
sign this for me please?
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- So what are we gonna do, Sarge?
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He can't be allowed to drive.
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- Look, I'm sure it was just a
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momentary lapse of concentration.
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- Pop's full of momentary lapses.
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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- He washes his dirty
socks in the kitchen sink.
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- Can't concentrate on
whatever he's doing.
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His mind wanders.
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- Alright, that's enough okay?
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(flatulence)
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Pop.
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Here we go, Lisa.
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- Thanks.
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(coughing)
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- Look they're your grandparents.
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So I know they might be getting a bit old
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but they're doing their best.
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And they're a fantastic help with Blob.
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- Tiger's got an albatross,
two eagles and three birdies.
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- He's a genius that Tiger Woods.
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Honestly Lockie, when are
you going to take up golf?
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- Hey Pops, you're off target.
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Pop couldn't hear me.
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Didn't help that he was deaf in one ear.
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And had the sports update
piping through the other.
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I said Blob likes the food in her mouth.
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- That puts him 16 under
going into the final round.
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- Here, why don't I take over?
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- Oh, thank you Phillip.
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- It's Lockie.
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The reality was, our
grandparents were older than old.
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It was even a little
sad to tell the truth.
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And a little terrifying.
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Ah!
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- Oh!
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- Sorry, just wanted to wash my hands.
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I'll come back later.
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- Phillip.
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Please, not a word to anyone about this.
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Especially your grandfather.
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Promise?
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- [Lockie] The shock of being found out
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caused an unusual reaction in Nan.
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(hiccuping)
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- Guess what, Nan's bald.
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- What?
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Completely bald?
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Not one hair?
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- Don't tell anyone.
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- What?
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Completely bald?
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Not one hair?
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(hiccuping)
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- Nan's hiccups lasted all day.
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No matter how many different ways
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we tried to get rid of them.
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(hiccuping)
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(yelling)
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(hiccuping)
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- With Egg and Dot's help,
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John East's campaign for
mayor was in full swing.
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- Wanna hit my place on the weekend?
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Listen to some music?
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- Maybe.
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- You've got something
better to do haven't you?
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- It's probably best if I hang around
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home for when my mom arrives.
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You can wait with me if you want.
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- What time's her bus coming?
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- I don't know.
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- She didn't say that she
was coming this weekend?
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- Not so many words.
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- [Mr. Streeton] Vote early.
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Vote often.
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What the--
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Hold this, kitten.
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- Uh oh, here's trouble.
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- What the blazes do
you think you're doing?
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- Mr. Streeton, lovely day.
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- You're not allowed
to put up bill posters.
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It's against council regulation 346.5.
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- You put up posters all
around town, Mr. Streeton.
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- That's different, I'm the mayor.
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- For the moment.
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- I demand you take the poster
down immediately, young man.
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- Leave it, Egg.
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We have every right.
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If this is still a
democratic municipality.
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- Yes.
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And I rule over it.
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- You're scared I'm running for election.
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- Ha!
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Rubbish.
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- Well debate me at the
church hall on Friday then.
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Prove you're not all hot air.
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- Okay.
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You're on.
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Don't worry, kitten.
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They're rank amateurs.
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They haven't got a hope.
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(laughing)
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- Vicki?
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- Is your Nan here?
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Hi.
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I'm Vicki Streeton.
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- Oh.
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Hello.
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- I've heard wonderful
things about your cooking.
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- You have?
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- And you see, I love to cook.
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00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,358
I was just wondering whether you wouldn't
274
00:10:52,358 --> 00:10:55,196
mind showing some of
your secrets of success.
275
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,529
- Why certainly.
276
00:10:57,412 --> 00:11:01,023
But I'll have to go and
consult my recipe book.
277
00:11:01,023 --> 00:11:04,533
- I was particularly interested
in the Nori fusion rolls.
278
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,366
- Oh!
279
00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,496
- Are you crazy?
280
00:11:06,496 --> 00:11:07,454
What do you think is making me
281
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:10,407
break wind every five minutes?
282
00:11:10,407 --> 00:11:11,945
You're mad.
283
00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:14,578
At the time, I thought
Vicki had lost the plot.
284
00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:18,141
But as usual, she was several
steps ahead of the pack.
285
00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:19,621
- Ready?
286
00:11:19,621 --> 00:11:21,587
- I can be green too, you know?
287
00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:23,325
I'm green as the next bloke.
288
00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:25,338
I just don't like to bang on about it.
289
00:11:25,338 --> 00:11:27,916
You take those condos I had built,
290
00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:29,739
over at Lake Wobagone.
291
00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:30,961
- I didn't think you owned them.
292
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:31,869
- Well uh...
293
00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:33,440
Well that depends who's asking.
294
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,090
But that's beside the point, Vicki.
295
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,570
What colour are they?
296
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,403
Hm?
297
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:38,756
I'll tell you, they're green.
298
00:11:38,756 --> 00:11:39,820
Green as a blooming apple.
299
00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,334
I insisted the builder paint them green
300
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,383
to blend in with the blasted trees.
301
00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:44,905
And that hippie school counsellor thinks
302
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,988
he's the only one who care
about the environment.
303
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,763
- I'm worried though, dad.
304
00:11:51,763 --> 00:11:54,240
John East is younger than you.
305
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,497
- Less experienced.
306
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,747
- Some people might say more energetic.
307
00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:04,508
- People are saying that?
308
00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:08,155
Well I'd like to know what is so
309
00:12:08,155 --> 00:12:10,138
good about being young
and energetic anyway.
310
00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:13,326
- Voters respond to that kind of thing.
311
00:12:13,326 --> 00:12:14,513
(sighing)
312
00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:15,607
- You're right, kitten.
313
00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:18,800
Policy counts for nothing these days.
314
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,297
It's all about appearance.
315
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:23,797
- I might have just the thing.
316
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,636
Metcrow Biotic Nori rolls.
317
00:12:28,636 --> 00:12:31,134
I got the recipe from a health guru.
318
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:35,959
No more meat pies, no more roast
dinners with mashed potato.
319
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:38,721
If you wanna be seen
healthy and win elections,
320
00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:42,138
you're going to have to change your diet.
321
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:46,179
- Taste like something wrapped in seaweed.
322
00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:48,679
- That's the taste of victory.
323
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,563
(chuckling)
324
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,307
- In order to charge someone
325
00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:04,024
you need evidence of wrongdoing, right?
326
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,076
- Right.
327
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,084
- In order to make the charges stick,
328
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,201
you need solid evidence.
329
00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:10,034
- Right.
330
00:13:17,159 --> 00:13:18,587
- Exhibit A.
331
00:13:18,587 --> 00:13:20,789
Dirty golf socks in the kitchen sink.
332
00:13:20,789 --> 00:13:21,913
- Exhibit B.
333
00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:24,379
Golf balls in the egg compartment.
334
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,683
- Where are the eggs?
335
00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:26,683
- Follow me.
336
00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:36,457
- Right, exhibit C.
337
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:37,331
(laughing)
338
00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:38,713
- Not funny, Sarge.
339
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:39,848
These people are supposed to be
340
00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:41,943
looking after your beloved children.
341
00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:43,735
- We don't want Nan and Pop locked up.
342
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:44,771
We just want them to go home
343
00:13:44,771 --> 00:13:46,243
so we can have our lives back.
344
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,684
- Look I know they're
getting a bit forgetful--
345
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:48,517
- What?
346
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:49,772
- But they love you.
347
00:13:49,772 --> 00:13:51,601
They're your grandparents.
348
00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:55,033
I reckon those two still
might surprise you.
349
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,700
(phone ringing)
350
00:13:59,778 --> 00:14:01,043
Hello?
351
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:05,043
- In the end, it was Sarge
who got the surprise.
352
00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:08,066
- It's all right everybody.
353
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,847
No need to panic, it's just
a tiny scratch on the bumper.
354
00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:15,029
- Pop had driven in the wrong
direction once too often.
355
00:14:15,029 --> 00:14:16,181
- [Pop] Nothing a little polish
356
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:18,124
and some elbow grease won't fix.
357
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,946
- Sarge didn't care about
the scratch on the car.
358
00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:23,802
The statue of mum on the other hand.
359
00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:25,399
- You flattened Joy.
360
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:26,580
- [Lockie] Sarge had no choice but to
361
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:29,290
cut up Pop's driver's licence.
362
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:32,676
It was like cutting up Pop's heart.
363
00:14:32,676 --> 00:14:35,958
And by dinner the mood hadn't lifted.
364
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:40,125
If anything, Nan and Pop
looked even older than before.
365
00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:46,121
- We've booked the bus for
the day after tomorrow.
366
00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:50,591
I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're
too old for this sort of thing.
367
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,008
(slow music)
368
00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:00,783
- [Lockie] I started to feel really bad.
369
00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:03,163
I wanted to do something to cheer them up.
370
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,748
But what could I do?
371
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:06,963
I couldn't give Nan her hair back.
372
00:15:06,963 --> 00:15:08,963
Or Pop his licence back.
373
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:12,914
Sometimes life can be really unfair.
374
00:15:17,246 --> 00:15:18,862
(applauding)
375
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,332
On the day of the great debate,
376
00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:23,529
the hall was filled with curious voters.
377
00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:24,698
- You alright dear?
378
00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:27,047
You look a bit puffy.
379
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,589
- People of Angeles--
380
00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:30,657
- Okay, you don't wanna
hear this next bit.
381
00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:32,834
It's just another political speech.
382
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:33,715
A nice one.
383
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,235
All about protecting the environment.
384
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,902
But a bit dull at the same time.
385
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,252
So I thought we'd watch some of my
386
00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:44,835
classiest surfing
moments from this summer.
387
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,723
Okay, not that one.
388
00:15:49,723 --> 00:15:51,390
This one was better.
389
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:57,057
Okay, not that one either.
390
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,807
But this one's great.
391
00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:04,435
Okay, we're having trouble
locating my greatest moments.
392
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:07,029
We'll have to get back
to you at a later point.
393
00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,475
- Because the only thing we should
394
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,301
be allowed to build on a beach
395
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:13,342
is a sandcastle, thank you.
396
00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:15,759
(applauding)
397
00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:18,347
- You're up, dear.
398
00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:22,245
- I need to go to the bathroom.
399
00:16:22,245 --> 00:16:24,078
- You can't, you're on.
400
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:26,414
- Just have to hold on.
401
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,539
- Good luck, daddy.
402
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,820
- [Lockie] In an attempt to appear
403
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:32,249
young, hip, groovy and grain,
404
00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:35,240
Mr. Streeton had eaten precisely 96
405
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,740
of Vicki's special Nori rolls.
406
00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:47,428
(trumpet music)
407
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:02,263
(stomach bubbling)
408
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,957
Strangely, Vicki's dad
hadn't felt the full effects.
409
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,167
Until now.
410
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,735
- Fellow Angelogians.
411
00:17:11,735 --> 00:17:14,652
(stomach bubbling)
412
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,873
- Why is he stopping?
413
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,123
- I don't know.
414
00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:26,096
- Come on!
415
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,621
- Sorry, where was I?
416
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:44,139
Ah, yes.
417
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:46,963
I think that the most important issue
418
00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:50,322
facing this town at the moment is--
419
00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:51,705
- [Lockie] And then it began.
420
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,138
Quietly at first.
421
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,388
Like the squeak of a mouse.
422
00:17:56,234 --> 00:18:00,138
A very squeaky mouse, playing the bugle.
423
00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:03,045
Not so loud either, not at first.
424
00:18:03,045 --> 00:18:06,509
Like the mouse was
scared of waking the cat.
425
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,434
And Mr. Streeton tried to
426
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,242
pretend that nothing was happening.
427
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:10,760
- I would like to say that the most
428
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,488
important issue facing our town at
429
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:15,048
the moment is the wonderful,
natural environment--
430
00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:17,344
(flatulence)
431
00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:19,063
- [Lockie] It was no longer like a mouse.
432
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,313
More like a lion.
433
00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:22,279
And it was playing the bassoon.
434
00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:24,172
And it was playing it loud and mean.
435
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:25,781
(flatulence)
436
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,031
(coughing)
437
00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:33,321
On it went.
438
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,866
With such power that it tore a hole
439
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:38,726
in the backside of Mr. Streeton's pants.
440
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:43,631
The aftershock tore through
Angeles like a cyclone.
441
00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:46,665
And the sound echoed around all over town.
442
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:48,447
And into our house.
443
00:18:48,447 --> 00:18:52,044
And that's when a truly
amazing thing happened.
444
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,387
- Pop.
445
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:55,353
- [Lockie] Blob said her very first word.
446
00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:56,686
- You hear that?
447
00:18:57,892 --> 00:18:58,725
The baby spoke.
448
00:18:58,725 --> 00:18:59,732
Did you head that Nan?
449
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:00,717
She spoke.
450
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,786
She said my name.
451
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,119
She said, "Pop".
452
00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:08,968
You heard her boys.
453
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,051
She said Pop.
454
00:19:10,926 --> 00:19:12,865
Didn't you sweetheart?
455
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:13,698
- Well...
456
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,646
- [Lockie] Suddenly I saw a
chance to make things right.
457
00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:19,771
I did.
458
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:20,928
I heard her.
459
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,518
Blob said Pop.
460
00:19:22,518 --> 00:19:23,851
- See?
461
00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:24,684
See?
462
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:26,990
Say it again, sweetheart.
463
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,849
Come on, I know you can do it.
464
00:19:28,849 --> 00:19:29,766
Say, "Pop".
465
00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:34,760
- [Lockie] And although a lot of people
466
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,067
might think it gross,
467
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,951
I did what I thought was right.
468
00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:39,226
(flatulence)
469
00:19:39,226 --> 00:19:40,242
- Pop
470
00:19:40,242 --> 00:19:41,086
- See?
471
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:42,309
See?
472
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:45,195
- [Lockie] Pop had suddenly
got his spring in his step.
473
00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:47,461
- You clever baby, we must
go and see your mother
474
00:19:47,461 --> 00:19:48,739
and tell her what you've been doing.
475
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,071
- Steady on, Pop.
476
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:51,303
Have you forgotten?
477
00:19:51,303 --> 00:19:52,136
We can't--
478
00:19:52,136 --> 00:19:53,275
(hiccuping)
479
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,358
We can't drive, remember?
480
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:57,498
- We'll catch a cab.
481
00:19:57,498 --> 00:19:58,807
I'll get the expense.
482
00:19:58,807 --> 00:19:59,690
This is the greatest moment
483
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:02,607
since Armstrong walked on the moon.
484
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,363
- [Lockie] Mr. Streeton lost the election
485
00:20:06,363 --> 00:20:08,180
due to his gigantic pop.
486
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,447
People were disgusted.
487
00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:12,618
- Dad, they need the mayor robes back.
488
00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:13,656
- No!
489
00:20:13,656 --> 00:20:15,049
I'm keeping them.
490
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,182
- Fine.
491
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,682
But will you at least come in?
492
00:20:25,301 --> 00:20:27,718
Mom's cooking a roast dinner.
493
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:35,508
- With mashed potato?
494
00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:37,129
- And peas.
495
00:20:37,129 --> 00:20:39,546
(slow music)
496
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,850
- [Lockie] And Vicki
Streeton got what she wanted.
497
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:58,394
A father home for dinner
by a reasonable hour.
498
00:20:58,394 --> 00:21:00,431
And Egg got what he wanted.
499
00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,681
(knocking)
500
00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:05,146
- Mom!
501
00:21:11,974 --> 00:21:13,526
- Joy, listen.
502
00:21:13,526 --> 00:21:14,526
Go on, Blob.
503
00:21:23,654 --> 00:21:24,632
(flatulence)
504
00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:25,465
- Pop.
505
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800
- And again.
506
00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:31,995
(flatulence)
507
00:21:31,995 --> 00:21:33,445
- Pop.
508
00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:35,518
(laughing)
509
00:21:35,518 --> 00:21:37,064
- [Lockie] Mom was in on the gag.
510
00:21:37,064 --> 00:21:38,064
But it didn't matter.
511
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,627
Blob had spoken, that's what counted.
512
00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:43,115
Mom was thrilled to bits, everyone was.
513
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:45,127
And then, in all the excitement,
514
00:21:45,127 --> 00:21:46,500
Nan decided to come clean.
515
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,139
- Everybody.
516
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:51,978
Everybody, I have an announcement to make.
517
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,478
Well, really it's more of a show and tell.
518
00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:02,279
(laughing)
519
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,862
- I knew, you know.
520
00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,624
- [Lockie] And with her secret out,
521
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,805
Nan never hiccuped again.
522
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,638
Sarge was right.
523
00:22:09,638 --> 00:22:11,519
Leave aside all the hot air.
524
00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:13,831
Even ancient and crinkly
old forgetful people
525
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:16,331
are capable of surprising you.
526
00:22:19,412 --> 00:22:23,579
(Worlds Away by Jebediah playing)
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