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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ There was just enough
to get them far away
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Every
year around birthday time
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there's a day that starts
out seriously weird.
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Unfortunately, it doesn't look like this.
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Looks more like this.
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- [Phillip] Mom, can you
please just take the photo.
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I'm getting lockjaw here.
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- It is possible you
could undermine the air
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of casual naturalism
you're aiming for, Joy.
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- Yes, all right, okay, good.
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Before every birthday,
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Mum mails a letter and
photos of us to Nan and Pop.
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She's careful to give them the
right amount of information
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just in case they want more
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and come looking for it in person.
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- [Nan] Lockie's
birthday's coming up soon.
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- Which one is he again?
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- The taller one, I think.
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- That baby's still crawling.
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This is 18 months old.
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- It isn't natural.
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- Perhaps we should
pay them another visit?
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- Whatever for?
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We know what we look like in a photo.
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- Yes.
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- [Lockie] Here's the question,
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how much information is
too much information?
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That's too much information.
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- And Pops is keeping us up to date
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with his sporting activities, right, Joy?
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- Right.
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- Nice tee shirt.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Too much
information is all the stuff
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you'd really rather not know about.
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Like...
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- I've got 17 pimples on my backside.
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And if you join the bumps with a crayon
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they spell hot pants.
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- Joy, I think it's time
we kiss passionately
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in front of the children.
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- So it is.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] That's the concept
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of too much information for you.
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But, at the same time,
is there such a thing
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as not enough information?
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It seemed Vicki thought so.
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- [Vicki] Dear Lockie,
heaps of stuff's happened
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since I last wrote to you,
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but if you really want
to know all about it,
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you'll need to check out my
HeadSpace page on the internet.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] It was
the fifth letter from Vicki
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since she went away to boarding school.
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Every one of them talked about
how great the internet is,
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and how I was missing out
'cause I wasn't on it.
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I think she was trying
to tell me something.
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- My birthday wish list.
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- Look, I'm not sure we need a computer
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in this house, Lockie.
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- What would we use it for?
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- We could use it to help with schoolwork,
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send emails, maybe get
ourselves a HeadSpace page.
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- What's a HeadSpace page?
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- I don't know, but I want one.
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Everyone else is zooming along
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on the information superhighway,
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and we're being left behind.
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- Look, the thing about computers, Lockie,
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I'm not sure I completely trust them.
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- It is a bit like inviting
the rest of the world
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into the house.
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- What's wrong with that?
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- Well, where would they all sleep?
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(laughing)
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- Wire strippers.
- Wire strippers.
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- Soldering iron.
- Soldering iron.
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- Cordial.
- Cordial.
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(lively music)
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- Looking good.
- Oh, yes.
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- I'm going in.
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- Ms. Archer came to my
place last night for dinner.
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- The teacher came to your house?
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- With a Pavlova.
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- Pavlova?
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This is serious.
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- I knew something was wrong
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as soon as Dad put on the apron.
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- Pavlova, great!
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- Yes, Pavlova.
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- Whoa.
- Whoops!
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(laughing)
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- Excellent, you brought your recorder.
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Please, come in.
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- Hello, Geoffrey.
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- Good afternoon, Ms. Archer.
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- I know I'm your teacher,
but when we're out of school,
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I'd love it if you'd call me Leoni.
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- [Geoffrey] She wanted
me to call her Leoni.
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- You can't speak to
her like she's a person.
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She's a teacher.
- I know!
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So what did you call her?
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- Nothing, there's no way she's
getting a Leoni out of me.
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- Was the Pavlova good?
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- Ask somebody who ate it.
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- Your, um, your clothes are excellent.
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- Thank you, I like your vest.
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(laughing)
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- I've got a whole range
of vests, actually.
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One of them is made out
of recycled plastic bags.
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- [Leoni] I'd like to see that.
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- Mum made that vest.
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- Pardon?
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- Mum, you remember her?
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About this tall, dark
hair, good at welding?
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- I believe she's in Scandinavia now.
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- Yeah, Mum won the
Gertrude Stein Fellowship
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at the University of Stockholm.
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They've asked her to be a professor.
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- Who has?
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- The university head boss dude.
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He says she's the best heavy
metal sculptor in Norway.
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- Stockholm's in Sweden.
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- Yeah, yeah, she's big there, too.
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(recorder music)
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(rock music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
The sound of Rev jamming
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with the teacher was way too
much information for Egg.
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(recorder music)
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- Oh, yeah.
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(laughing)
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- Ready?
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Ta-da!
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- Happy birthday, Lockie.
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- [Phillip] It's a day early.
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- Is it all right if I'm
still wondering what it is?
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- It's a computer.
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- Is it pedal-powered?
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- [Marjorie] No, that's just to keep fit
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while you're using it.
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- That was Marjorie's idea.
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- Can we keep it?
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- These are the computer rules.
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One.
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- The computer stays in the lounge room.
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- Where we can see it.
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- Unless you're outside.
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- Cor...
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Two.
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- A maximum of 30 minutes
computer time per child per day.
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- (scoffing) 30 minutes?
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- [Sarge] We thought we'd err
on the side of generosity.
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Three.
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- You must tell us which
home webs you're dialling up.
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- Websites.
- Yes, those, as well.
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- That is all.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] So,
Phillip and Marjorie dragged
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the Leonard family onto the
information superhighway.
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- Nice.
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Sure, we may not have been
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in the fastest lane on the highway,
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but at least it meant I could finally
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share more information with Vicki.
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- Hi to all my HeadSpace friends.
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I thought you'd all like
to know that the other day
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I had a seriously evil
math test, two hours,
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300 questions, and I got a B.
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(electricity sparking)
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This is the dress that I wore
to the Redmont College ball.
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Isn't it cool?
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(electricity sparking)
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I came first in the Bonsai
Paper Mache competition,
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which is weird because my
artistic talent is microscopic.
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Now you've seen my life, where's yours?
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- It's here, in Angelus.
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- But when are you gonna build yourself
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a HeadSpace page and show me?
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- Cupcake, Lockie?
- Are you real?
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- Of course I am.
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- [Lockie] Thanks.
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- Thanks, Marj, love your work.
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- One is he again?
- The older one.
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- [Phillip] No, that can't be Nan and Pop.
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- Oh, no, they've got knapsacks.
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- How long do you think they're
planning on staying, Joy?
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- They didn't even tell
me they were coming.
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It's not right!
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- I know it's not, but
they are your parents.
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Boys, prepare to be
artificially welcoming.
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- We've hauled 30 kilometres in two days.
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- [Joy] Why, for Heaven's sake?
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- A charity walk for
people with plastic hips.
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- Oh, so how long do
you think you'll stay?
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- Oh, a couple of days
rest before moving on.
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- Could you turn that off, Dad?
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- Do you have any lemonade?
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- Here you are.
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And while you're at it,
have one of my cupcakes.
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My secret recipe.
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- Nan, Pop, meet my best friend--
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- Marjorie?
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- [Lockie Voiceover] This
was old information for Nan.
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She knew exactly who Marjorie was.
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- Phillip with his friend, Marjorie,
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and the De Havilland Mosquito
fighter bomber Mk VI,
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which they built together.
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I don't believe it.
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- Nor me, either.
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After the Mk V, De Havilland
ceased production of the bomber
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and concentrated on the Night Fighter.
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Everybody knows that.
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- Pop, pack the knapsacks,
we are going to Angelus.
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(lawn mower whirring)
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- Dad's not home.
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- I came to see you, Geoffrey.
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- What for?
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- I think we need to talk.
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- [Geoffrey] Okay.
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- Do you know how to turn off the mower?
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- Yeah.
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- Would you please turn it off?
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(lawn mower quiets)
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Well, that's a bit better.
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I'm sorry to interrupt you.
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- Yep.
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- Just a thought, since you didn't eat
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any Pavlova last night,
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I thought you'd might like
to try something else.
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Cheesecake.
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- It's a bit early for me.
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- The thing is, I like your
dad, quite a lot, actually.
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- Well, better get back to the mowing.
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- I know you miss your
mum, and I don't want to,
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(lawn mower sputtering)
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you know, replace her.
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I just...
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(lawn mower sputtering)
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Anyway, I'm pleased we had this chat.
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I'll just leave this here.
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(lawn mower sputtering)
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- I don't know what to say.
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- Just explain what you're
doing to make sure the child
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reaches her milestones.
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- Milestones?
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- Do I have to spell it out?
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Walking, Joy.
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Our family are all great walkers.
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This one's letting the side down.
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- No, she's just taking her time.
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- How much more can she possibly need?
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- Can you turn that thing off, please.
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(camera beeping)
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- I thought you'd like to
document the child's progress
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in audiovisual form.
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- Excuse me, just for a second.
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- See what I found beside Phillip's bed?
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Evidence.
260
00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:01,961
- Huh, age is just a state of mind.
261
00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:04,213
I've never heard anything more absurd.
262
00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:06,645
- Look at the signature.
263
00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:07,812
It's from her.
264
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,851
- Yours scientifically, Marjorie.
265
00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:14,686
(laughing)
266
00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:16,763
You're not going to turn
this into a competition,
267
00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,215
are you, Nan?
268
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,940
- Competition? (scoffing)
269
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,748
I wouldn't even consider
something so undignified.
270
00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:28,498
(dramatic music)
271
00:12:31,687 --> 00:12:33,534
Cupcake, darling?
272
00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,482
- No, thanks, Nan, maybe later.
273
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,537
- Why not have one now?
274
00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:39,454
- Well, I'm a bit full.
275
00:12:41,315 --> 00:12:42,646
But they do look delicious.
276
00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:45,313
- They are, it's the extra bran.
277
00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:49,917
So you won't need to get your
cupcakes anywhere else now,
278
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,167
will you?
- No, I guess not.
279
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,667
- Good boy.
280
00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,953
- [Lockie Voiceover] Nan trying
to be friends with Phillip?
281
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,703
Way too much information for him.
282
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,066
- [Joy] Lockie?
283
00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:07,646
(knocking at door)
284
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:08,479
Lockie?
285
00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:13,207
- What are you doing?
286
00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:15,757
- Oh, you know, hanging out
with the washing machine.
287
00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:16,808
What are you doing?
288
00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:19,223
It's a beautiful day, you
should go to the beach.
289
00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:22,167
Blob and I can come with you,
straight away if you'd like.
290
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,599
- I would, but I have
to collect information
291
00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:25,329
for my HeadSpace page.
292
00:13:25,329 --> 00:13:26,936
- What kind of information?
293
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,881
- Anything going, but
I need a video camera.
294
00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:34,464
- Hmm, I think I can
organise one of those.
295
00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:41,043
- This is Angelus Beach,
I come here a lot.
296
00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:43,793
And this is my board, and my wax.
297
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,370
- Is that all you're going to say?
298
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,451
- What else should I say?
299
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:54,163
- I don't know, man, it's your life.
300
00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,757
- This is Egg, he's my best friend.
301
00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,216
Say hello, Egg.
302
00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:01,593
- Lockie, Vicki knows this stuff already.
303
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:02,964
- [Lockie Voiceover] Egg had a point.
304
00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:05,727
Vicki knew just about
everything about me already.
305
00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:09,978
I had to find some new
information, but what?
306
00:14:09,978 --> 00:14:12,742
This is the grass at
the front of my house.
307
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,116
It's probably a bit longer
since you last saw it.
308
00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:16,533
Good, eh?
309
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,524
This is the tee shirt I wore last weekend.
310
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,476
I still haven't put it in the wash.
311
00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,329
Hmm, I should do that.
312
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:26,044
This is some of what we're
having for dinner, broccoli.
313
00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:26,937
Interesting.
314
00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:28,937
- Hey, that's my camera!
315
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,845
(knocking at door)
(rock music)
316
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:36,442
- Geoffrey, this
cheesecake is spectacular.
317
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,541
Do you want some?
318
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,958
- No, it would be a betrayal.
319
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,910
- A betrayal?
320
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,077
Of whom?
- Mum.
321
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,587
(rock music)
322
00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,327
- Why?
323
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:53,564
- I don't want you to hang
out with Ms. Archer anymore.
324
00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:56,169
She's a space invader.
325
00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,676
- I don't understand.
326
00:14:57,676 --> 00:15:01,603
- It's like she sees a
space, and she invades it.
327
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,629
And she's not allowed to.
328
00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:06,129
This is Mum's space, not hers.
329
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:11,198
- But don't you want me to be happy?
330
00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:12,763
- [Lockie Voiceover] In this moment,
331
00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:14,130
Egg knew he couldn't stop his dad
332
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,450
from hanging out with Ms. Archer.
333
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,533
- Whatever you want, Dad.
334
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:25,157
- Mr. Eggleston, is there
anything you'd like to share?
335
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:30,255
- It wasn't me.
- No?
336
00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:34,535
- When it was you who
unlawfully imprisoned
337
00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:38,379
Ms. Archer in her
classroom only a week ago?
338
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:39,212
- Yeah, but I--
339
00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:41,574
- I don't want your excuses!
340
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,024
I want a confession!
341
00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:46,177
- [Lockie Voiceover] But
Egg had nothing to confess.
342
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,539
Technically, it was
the fire drill's fault.
343
00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:51,622
(fire alarm ringing)
344
00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:02,873
- Mr. Squasher, I'm sure
Geoffrey wasn't involved in this.
345
00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:06,015
- [Lockie Voiceover] This was
worse than the cheesecake.
346
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:08,092
Ms. Archer standing up for Egg?
347
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,261
It felt like an even
bigger space invasion.
348
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,517
- Come on, then, let's hear it.
349
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:14,619
- [Lockie Voiceover] And if
Egg couldn't stop his dad
350
00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,701
from hanging out with Ms. Archer,
351
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:19,118
he figured this was the next best thing.
352
00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:20,035
- I did it.
353
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,152
And I'll do it again tomorrow.
354
00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:23,985
- [Lockie Voiceover] Even if it meant
355
00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:25,985
using false information.
356
00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,559
(crunching)
357
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:35,452
- Marjorie, this is
seriously good French toast.
358
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,370
- I changed the egg, milk
ratio, as you suggested.
359
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,217
(door opening)
360
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,043
- I knew it.
361
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:41,907
- Hi, Nan.
362
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:44,073
- I thought you said you
wouldn't get your cupcakes
363
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,851
from anyone else?
364
00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:47,340
- This is French toast.
365
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,095
- I'll bet it is.
366
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,309
So, now you've got yourself a new Nan,
367
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:56,611
I suppose you don't want the
old one cramping your style.
368
00:16:56,611 --> 00:16:58,168
- Sorry?
369
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:02,105
- Well sometimes sorry just isn't enough.
370
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,758
- I don't quite understand.
371
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,337
- It's okay, Marj, I'll deal with this.
372
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:08,587
- So, now it's Marj, is it?
373
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,888
- Wait, Nan, it's not what you think.
374
00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:14,536
- Don't take me for a fool, Lockie.
375
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:15,675
- Phillip.
376
00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,114
- That's what I said.
377
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:19,930
- It's just French toast,
it doesn't mean anything.
378
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,911
- It may be just French toast to you,
379
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,328
but to me it's bread soaked in treachery.
380
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,022
(door slamming)
381
00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:35,189
- Don't worry, Phillip,
she needs to be on her own.
382
00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:40,296
- [Lockie Voiceover] Nan
and Pop were in our beds,
383
00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,403
so Phillip and I got the lounge room.
384
00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:44,621
Normally that would be a serious pain,
385
00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:47,563
but tonight I was glad
to be near the computer,
386
00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:48,861
'cause I really needed to know if Vicki
387
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,714
was still talking to me
after all that boring stuff
388
00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:52,964
I put on my HeadSpace page.
389
00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:56,834
I just had to wait for
midnight to roll around
390
00:17:56,834 --> 00:18:01,001
so I could use my next
half hour of computer time.
391
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,238
(electricity sparking)
392
00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,849
- [Vicki] Hey, Lockie, I loved the stuff
393
00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:07,976
on your HeadSpace page.
394
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:10,054
- You liked that stuff, really?
395
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,813
- Yeah, amazing.
396
00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:13,442
I had broccoli for dinner, too.
397
00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:15,798
And the grass at the front of your house?
398
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,936
Wow, it must have grown
at least seven millimetres
399
00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:19,798
since I last saw it.
400
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,104
So when are you gonna
put some more stuff up?
401
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,042
(electricity sparking)
402
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,934
- [Lockie Voiceover] I couldn't
decide what was weirder,
403
00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:28,778
Vicki not hating the information
I put on my HeadSpace page,
404
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,445
or her wanting more.
405
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:34,064
- [Joy] Happy birthday, Lockie.
406
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:40,375
- [All] Happy birthday, Lockie!
407
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,404
- Thanks.
408
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:44,071
(playful music)
409
00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:51,611
(paper rustling)
410
00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,165
- Good in all weather, those.
411
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,665
A friend for life.
412
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:58,517
- My favourite colour, how did you know?
413
00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,600
- From your mother and I.
414
00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:05,875
- A camera.
415
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,623
Thanks Mum, thanks Dad.
416
00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,144
- What a good idea.
417
00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:10,224
- It's second-hand, but
the bloke in the shop
418
00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:11,882
reckons it's the best you can get.
419
00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:13,382
- Three years ago.
420
00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:16,566
- It's all charged up and ready to go.
421
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,956
- So now there's no excuse for
you not putting information
422
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:21,373
on your Space Head interpage.
423
00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:31,196
- [Lockie] This is Mum and
Phillip walking to school.
424
00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:33,179
This is the bus stop where
I sometimes catch the bus
425
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,790
to the shops instead of riding my bike.
426
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,162
- Lockie, can I ask you something?
427
00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:40,857
Do you really think that
Vicki, and the world,
428
00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:44,450
for that matter, would find
this information useful?
429
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,745
I mean, surely you and
Vicki don't discuss these
430
00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:49,714
kind of--
431
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:50,987
- Boring, mundane--
432
00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:54,002
- Trivial things in person?
433
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:56,861
- [Lockie Voiceover] Suddenly,
I realised Mum was right.
434
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:59,923
- Mum, maybe half an hour
internet time per day
435
00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:02,548
is a bit too generous after all.
436
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:03,381
- [Lockie Voiceover]
This was the first time
437
00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:07,298
I'd ever worked out
something before Vicki did.
438
00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:10,742
After school it was my birthday picnic,
439
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,010
and everyone was invited.
440
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:17,480
But, according to Nan,
not everyone was welcome.
441
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,230
(dramatic music)
442
00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:31,408
- This is a family only event.
443
00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:33,325
- What about Egg?
- Egg?
444
00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:37,997
- I've had quite enough
of you and your food.
445
00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:40,778
- Maybe you and I should go for a walk.
446
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:41,611
- A walk?
447
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,862
- Will they be okay alone?
448
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,134
- They're okay.
449
00:20:48,134 --> 00:20:51,304
This is something they need
to work out by themselves.
450
00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:54,054
(dramatic music)
451
00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:59,335
- Nice cold drink, darling?
452
00:20:59,335 --> 00:21:03,969
Marjorie says I should be
seeing more of my grandchildren,
453
00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:06,969
not just sending letters and photos.
454
00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:11,507
- Sure, Nan, but only if you
really feel that you have to.
455
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,257
- Oh, yes, of course!
456
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,984
(Blob cooing)
457
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:20,860
- Look!
458
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,929
♫ Make it last, make it last
459
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,970
♫ You, me together
460
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,866
♫ Make it last, make it last
461
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,748
♫ Now, forever
462
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,074
- [Lockie Voiceover]
Trust Blob to upstage me
463
00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:31,474
at my own birthday party.
464
00:21:31,474 --> 00:21:33,565
♫ Two seconds, I reckon
465
00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,363
♫ We'll have a blast
466
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:39,228
- Maybe you should put that
on your HeadSpace page.
467
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:41,632
- [Lockie Voiceover] I thought
about it, but in the end,
468
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:43,741
there are some things
which belong in the moment,
469
00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,741
and not on the internet.
470
00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:51,131
And those, they're the coolest,
471
00:21:51,131 --> 00:21:54,631
most important bits of information of all.
472
00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:59,991
("Make it Last" by Kate Miller Heidke)
473
00:22:03,108 --> 00:22:06,031
(Blob giggling)
474
00:22:06,031 --> 00:22:08,614
(upbeat music)
475
00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:35,448
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
476
00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:45,932
♫ Worlds away from anyone
477
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,528
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
478
00:22:49,528 --> 00:22:52,322
♫ Worlds away from anyone
479
00:22:52,322 --> 00:22:55,602
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
480
00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:59,769
♫ There was just enough
to get them far away
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