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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,238 --> 00:00:03,136 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:06,876 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:09,648 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 4 00:00:09,648 --> 00:00:12,933 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 5 00:00:12,933 --> 00:00:17,100 ♫ There was just enough to get them far away 6 00:00:32,022 --> 00:00:34,214 - [Lockie Voiceover] Every year around birthday time 7 00:00:34,214 --> 00:00:37,810 there's a day that starts out seriously weird. 8 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,928 Unfortunately, it doesn't look like this. 9 00:00:40,928 --> 00:00:43,188 Looks more like this. 10 00:00:43,188 --> 00:00:45,579 - [Phillip] Mom, can you please just take the photo. 11 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,885 I'm getting lockjaw here. 12 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:49,432 - It is possible you could undermine the air 13 00:00:49,432 --> 00:00:51,886 of casual naturalism you're aiming for, Joy. 14 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,303 - Yes, all right, okay, good. 15 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:56,891 - [Lockie Voiceover] Before every birthday, 16 00:00:56,891 --> 00:01:00,366 Mum mails a letter and photos of us to Nan and Pop. 17 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:03,504 She's careful to give them the right amount of information 18 00:01:03,504 --> 00:01:05,940 just in case they want more 19 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:09,172 and come looking for it in person. 20 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:12,599 - [Nan] Lockie's birthday's coming up soon. 21 00:01:12,599 --> 00:01:14,285 - Which one is he again? 22 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:16,452 - The taller one, I think. 23 00:01:19,397 --> 00:01:21,383 - That baby's still crawling. 24 00:01:21,383 --> 00:01:23,166 This is 18 months old. 25 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,749 - It isn't natural. 26 00:01:25,741 --> 00:01:28,827 - Perhaps we should pay them another visit? 27 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,695 - Whatever for? 28 00:01:30,695 --> 00:01:33,778 We know what we look like in a photo. 29 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,593 - Yes. 30 00:01:39,832 --> 00:01:41,303 - [Lockie] Here's the question, 31 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,792 how much information is too much information? 32 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:45,466 That's too much information. 33 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:46,649 - And Pops is keeping us up to date 34 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,806 with his sporting activities, right, Joy? 35 00:01:48,806 --> 00:01:50,252 - Right. 36 00:01:50,252 --> 00:01:51,812 - Nice tee shirt. 37 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,722 - [Lockie Voiceover] Too much information is all the stuff 38 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:56,247 you'd really rather not know about. 39 00:01:56,247 --> 00:01:57,080 Like... 40 00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:01,806 - I've got 17 pimples on my backside. 41 00:02:01,806 --> 00:02:03,701 And if you join the bumps with a crayon 42 00:02:03,701 --> 00:02:05,451 they spell hot pants. 43 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:09,257 - Joy, I think it's time we kiss passionately 44 00:02:09,257 --> 00:02:11,980 in front of the children. 45 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:12,897 - So it is. 46 00:02:15,311 --> 00:02:16,144 - [Lockie Voiceover] That's the concept 47 00:02:16,144 --> 00:02:18,811 of too much information for you. 48 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:22,828 But, at the same time, is there such a thing 49 00:02:22,828 --> 00:02:25,291 as not enough information? 50 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,164 It seemed Vicki thought so. 51 00:02:27,164 --> 00:02:28,696 - [Vicki] Dear Lockie, heaps of stuff's happened 52 00:02:28,696 --> 00:02:30,186 since I last wrote to you, 53 00:02:30,186 --> 00:02:31,792 but if you really want to know all about it, 54 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:34,966 you'll need to check out my HeadSpace page on the internet. 55 00:02:34,966 --> 00:02:35,955 - [Lockie Voiceover] It was the fifth letter from Vicki 56 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,195 since she went away to boarding school. 57 00:02:38,195 --> 00:02:40,574 Every one of them talked about how great the internet is, 58 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:43,885 and how I was missing out 'cause I wasn't on it. 59 00:02:43,885 --> 00:02:48,217 I think she was trying to tell me something. 60 00:02:48,217 --> 00:02:50,217 - My birthday wish list. 61 00:02:58,009 --> 00:03:01,202 - Look, I'm not sure we need a computer 62 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:03,094 in this house, Lockie. 63 00:03:03,094 --> 00:03:05,163 - What would we use it for? 64 00:03:05,163 --> 00:03:06,887 - We could use it to help with schoolwork, 65 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,428 send emails, maybe get ourselves a HeadSpace page. 66 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:11,599 - What's a HeadSpace page? 67 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:12,932 - I don't know, but I want one. 68 00:03:12,932 --> 00:03:13,923 Everyone else is zooming along 69 00:03:13,923 --> 00:03:15,649 on the information superhighway, 70 00:03:15,649 --> 00:03:17,094 and we're being left behind. 71 00:03:17,094 --> 00:03:19,137 - Look, the thing about computers, Lockie, 72 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:22,166 I'm not sure I completely trust them. 73 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:24,492 - It is a bit like inviting the rest of the world 74 00:03:24,492 --> 00:03:26,344 into the house. 75 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:28,029 - What's wrong with that? 76 00:03:28,029 --> 00:03:30,885 - Well, where would they all sleep? 77 00:03:30,885 --> 00:03:33,135 (laughing) 78 00:03:40,058 --> 00:03:43,138 - Wire strippers. - Wire strippers. 79 00:03:43,138 --> 00:03:46,726 - Soldering iron. - Soldering iron. 80 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,393 - Cordial. - Cordial. 81 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,853 (lively music) 82 00:03:56,298 --> 00:03:58,381 - Looking good. - Oh, yes. 83 00:03:59,429 --> 00:04:00,679 - I'm going in. 84 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:10,216 - Ms. Archer came to my place last night for dinner. 85 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,953 - The teacher came to your house? 86 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:13,050 - With a Pavlova. 87 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,669 - Pavlova? 88 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:15,620 This is serious. 89 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,453 - I knew something was wrong 90 00:04:16,453 --> 00:04:18,264 as soon as Dad put on the apron. 91 00:04:18,264 --> 00:04:20,008 - Pavlova, great! 92 00:04:20,008 --> 00:04:21,453 - Yes, Pavlova. 93 00:04:21,453 --> 00:04:22,286 - Whoa. - Whoops! 94 00:04:22,286 --> 00:04:23,132 (laughing) 95 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:25,025 - Excellent, you brought your recorder. 96 00:04:25,025 --> 00:04:27,157 Please, come in. 97 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:28,702 - Hello, Geoffrey. 98 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,616 - Good afternoon, Ms. Archer. 99 00:04:31,616 --> 00:04:34,773 - I know I'm your teacher, but when we're out of school, 100 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:38,078 I'd love it if you'd call me Leoni. 101 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,125 - [Geoffrey] She wanted me to call her Leoni. 102 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,044 - You can't speak to her like she's a person. 103 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:43,709 She's a teacher. - I know! 104 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:44,622 So what did you call her? 105 00:04:44,622 --> 00:04:47,907 - Nothing, there's no way she's getting a Leoni out of me. 106 00:04:47,907 --> 00:04:49,051 - Was the Pavlova good? 107 00:04:49,051 --> 00:04:51,218 - Ask somebody who ate it. 108 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:56,754 - Your, um, your clothes are excellent. 109 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:59,254 - Thank you, I like your vest. 110 00:05:00,615 --> 00:05:03,113 (laughing) 111 00:05:03,113 --> 00:05:05,493 - I've got a whole range of vests, actually. 112 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:08,425 One of them is made out of recycled plastic bags. 113 00:05:08,425 --> 00:05:10,166 - [Leoni] I'd like to see that. 114 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,916 - Mum made that vest. 115 00:05:13,639 --> 00:05:14,834 - Pardon? 116 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,727 - Mum, you remember her? 117 00:05:16,727 --> 00:05:19,950 About this tall, dark hair, good at welding? 118 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,989 - I believe she's in Scandinavia now. 119 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,569 - Yeah, Mum won the Gertrude Stein Fellowship 120 00:05:24,569 --> 00:05:27,220 at the University of Stockholm. 121 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,526 They've asked her to be a professor. 122 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:30,754 - Who has? 123 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:33,181 - The university head boss dude. 124 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:37,126 He says she's the best heavy metal sculptor in Norway. 125 00:05:37,126 --> 00:05:39,126 - Stockholm's in Sweden. 126 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:45,396 - Yeah, yeah, she's big there, too. 127 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,230 (recorder music) 128 00:05:58,976 --> 00:06:01,701 (rock music) 129 00:06:01,701 --> 00:06:02,628 - [Lockie Voiceover] The sound of Rev jamming 130 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:06,186 with the teacher was way too much information for Egg. 131 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:07,591 (recorder music) 132 00:06:07,591 --> 00:06:08,928 - Oh, yeah. 133 00:06:08,928 --> 00:06:10,310 (laughing) 134 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:11,930 - Ready? 135 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:13,058 Ta-da! 136 00:06:13,058 --> 00:06:14,810 - Happy birthday, Lockie. 137 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:16,070 - [Phillip] It's a day early. 138 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:20,065 - Is it all right if I'm still wondering what it is? 139 00:06:20,065 --> 00:06:21,565 - It's a computer. 140 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,008 - Is it pedal-powered? 141 00:06:26,008 --> 00:06:27,674 - [Marjorie] No, that's just to keep fit 142 00:06:27,674 --> 00:06:29,416 while you're using it. 143 00:06:29,416 --> 00:06:31,666 - That was Marjorie's idea. 144 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:34,340 - Can we keep it? 145 00:06:36,738 --> 00:06:39,123 - These are the computer rules. 146 00:06:39,123 --> 00:06:39,956 One. 147 00:06:41,185 --> 00:06:44,151 - The computer stays in the lounge room. 148 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:45,314 - Where we can see it. 149 00:06:45,314 --> 00:06:46,484 - Unless you're outside. 150 00:06:46,484 --> 00:06:47,317 - Cor... 151 00:06:49,052 --> 00:06:49,885 Two. 152 00:06:51,029 --> 00:06:55,196 - A maximum of 30 minutes computer time per child per day. 153 00:06:56,254 --> 00:06:58,373 - (scoffing) 30 minutes? 154 00:06:58,373 --> 00:07:01,143 - [Sarge] We thought we'd err on the side of generosity. 155 00:07:01,143 --> 00:07:01,976 Three. 156 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:07,174 - You must tell us which home webs you're dialling up. 157 00:07:09,307 --> 00:07:12,057 - Websites. - Yes, those, as well. 158 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,775 - That is all. 159 00:07:16,977 --> 00:07:18,579 - [Lockie Voiceover] So, Phillip and Marjorie dragged 160 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:21,493 the Leonard family onto the information superhighway. 161 00:07:21,493 --> 00:07:22,326 - Nice. 162 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:25,531 - [Lockie Voiceover] Sure, we may not have been 163 00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:27,692 in the fastest lane on the highway, 164 00:07:27,692 --> 00:07:29,039 but at least it meant I could finally 165 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:30,965 share more information with Vicki. 166 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,570 - Hi to all my HeadSpace friends. 167 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:34,388 I thought you'd all like to know that the other day 168 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:37,758 I had a seriously evil math test, two hours, 169 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,175 300 questions, and I got a B. 170 00:07:44,285 --> 00:07:45,223 (electricity sparking) 171 00:07:45,223 --> 00:07:47,983 This is the dress that I wore to the Redmont College ball. 172 00:07:47,983 --> 00:07:49,224 Isn't it cool? 173 00:07:49,224 --> 00:07:50,962 (electricity sparking) 174 00:07:50,962 --> 00:07:53,991 I came first in the Bonsai Paper Mache competition, 175 00:07:53,991 --> 00:07:57,822 which is weird because my artistic talent is microscopic. 176 00:07:57,822 --> 00:08:01,438 Now you've seen my life, where's yours? 177 00:08:01,438 --> 00:08:03,612 - It's here, in Angelus. 178 00:08:03,612 --> 00:08:04,594 - But when are you gonna build yourself 179 00:08:04,594 --> 00:08:06,836 a HeadSpace page and show me? 180 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:09,751 - Cupcake, Lockie? - Are you real? 181 00:08:09,751 --> 00:08:11,168 - Of course I am. 182 00:08:12,421 --> 00:08:14,159 - [Lockie] Thanks. 183 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:16,466 - Thanks, Marj, love your work. 184 00:08:16,466 --> 00:08:18,615 - One is he again? - The older one. 185 00:08:18,615 --> 00:08:22,115 - [Phillip] No, that can't be Nan and Pop. 186 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:28,544 - Oh, no, they've got knapsacks. 187 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,300 - How long do you think they're planning on staying, Joy? 188 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,543 - They didn't even tell me they were coming. 189 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:33,645 It's not right! 190 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:36,544 - I know it's not, but they are your parents. 191 00:08:36,544 --> 00:08:40,871 Boys, prepare to be artificially welcoming. 192 00:08:40,871 --> 00:08:43,984 - We've hauled 30 kilometres in two days. 193 00:08:43,984 --> 00:08:45,918 - [Joy] Why, for Heaven's sake? 194 00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:49,992 - A charity walk for people with plastic hips. 195 00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:53,860 - Oh, so how long do you think you'll stay? 196 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:57,673 - Oh, a couple of days rest before moving on. 197 00:08:57,673 --> 00:09:00,085 - Could you turn that off, Dad? 198 00:09:00,085 --> 00:09:02,222 - Do you have any lemonade? 199 00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:03,472 - Here you are. 200 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,255 And while you're at it, have one of my cupcakes. 201 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,388 My secret recipe. 202 00:09:09,388 --> 00:09:11,590 - Nan, Pop, meet my best friend-- 203 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:12,507 - Marjorie? 204 00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:16,123 - [Lockie Voiceover] This was old information for Nan. 205 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,486 She knew exactly who Marjorie was. 206 00:09:18,486 --> 00:09:21,633 - Phillip with his friend, Marjorie, 207 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:25,774 and the De Havilland Mosquito fighter bomber Mk VI, 208 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,941 which they built together. 209 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:31,427 I don't believe it. 210 00:09:31,427 --> 00:09:33,367 - Nor me, either. 211 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:37,650 After the Mk V, De Havilland ceased production of the bomber 212 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:40,735 and concentrated on the Night Fighter. 213 00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:42,485 Everybody knows that. 214 00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:47,489 - Pop, pack the knapsacks, we are going to Angelus. 215 00:09:49,502 --> 00:09:52,669 (lawn mower whirring) 216 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:55,991 - Dad's not home. 217 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:58,328 - I came to see you, Geoffrey. 218 00:09:58,328 --> 00:09:59,587 - What for? 219 00:09:59,587 --> 00:10:01,754 - I think we need to talk. 220 00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,490 - [Geoffrey] Okay. 221 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,577 - Do you know how to turn off the mower? 222 00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:08,410 - Yeah. 223 00:10:10,098 --> 00:10:12,681 - Would you please turn it off? 224 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,295 (lawn mower quiets) 225 00:10:17,295 --> 00:10:20,028 Well, that's a bit better. 226 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:21,614 I'm sorry to interrupt you. 227 00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,126 - Yep. 228 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:24,610 - Just a thought, since you didn't eat 229 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,486 any Pavlova last night, 230 00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:31,017 I thought you'd might like to try something else. 231 00:10:31,017 --> 00:10:31,934 Cheesecake. 232 00:10:33,644 --> 00:10:35,811 - It's a bit early for me. 233 00:10:36,849 --> 00:10:41,397 - The thing is, I like your dad, quite a lot, actually. 234 00:10:41,397 --> 00:10:44,648 - Well, better get back to the mowing. 235 00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:48,706 - I know you miss your mum, and I don't want to, 236 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:49,599 (lawn mower sputtering) 237 00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:50,871 you know, replace her. 238 00:10:50,871 --> 00:10:52,437 I just... 239 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,372 (lawn mower sputtering) 240 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:58,649 Anyway, I'm pleased we had this chat. 241 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:00,899 I'll just leave this here. 242 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:04,232 (lawn mower sputtering) 243 00:11:08,443 --> 00:11:10,582 - I don't know what to say. 244 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,809 - Just explain what you're doing to make sure the child 245 00:11:12,809 --> 00:11:14,701 reaches her milestones. 246 00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:15,784 - Milestones? 247 00:11:17,118 --> 00:11:19,793 - Do I have to spell it out? 248 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:20,876 Walking, Joy. 249 00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:24,079 Our family are all great walkers. 250 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,251 This one's letting the side down. 251 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:29,001 - No, she's just taking her time. 252 00:11:29,871 --> 00:11:32,074 - How much more can she possibly need? 253 00:11:32,074 --> 00:11:35,578 - Can you turn that thing off, please. 254 00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:38,919 (camera beeping) 255 00:11:38,919 --> 00:11:41,310 - I thought you'd like to document the child's progress 256 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,977 in audiovisual form. 257 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,588 - Excuse me, just for a second. 258 00:11:52,394 --> 00:11:55,727 - See what I found beside Phillip's bed? 259 00:11:57,185 --> 00:11:58,472 Evidence. 260 00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:01,961 - Huh, age is just a state of mind. 261 00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:04,213 I've never heard anything more absurd. 262 00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:06,645 - Look at the signature. 263 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:07,812 It's from her. 264 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,851 - Yours scientifically, Marjorie. 265 00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:14,686 (laughing) 266 00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:16,763 You're not going to turn this into a competition, 267 00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:18,215 are you, Nan? 268 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,940 - Competition? (scoffing) 269 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,748 I wouldn't even consider something so undignified. 270 00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:28,498 (dramatic music) 271 00:12:31,687 --> 00:12:33,534 Cupcake, darling? 272 00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,482 - No, thanks, Nan, maybe later. 273 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,537 - Why not have one now? 274 00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:39,454 - Well, I'm a bit full. 275 00:12:41,315 --> 00:12:42,646 But they do look delicious. 276 00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:45,313 - They are, it's the extra bran. 277 00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:49,917 So you won't need to get your cupcakes anywhere else now, 278 00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,167 will you? - No, I guess not. 279 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,667 - Good boy. 280 00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,953 - [Lockie Voiceover] Nan trying to be friends with Phillip? 281 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,703 Way too much information for him. 282 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,066 - [Joy] Lockie? 283 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:07,646 (knocking at door) 284 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:08,479 Lockie? 285 00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:13,207 - What are you doing? 286 00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:15,757 - Oh, you know, hanging out with the washing machine. 287 00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:16,808 What are you doing? 288 00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:19,223 It's a beautiful day, you should go to the beach. 289 00:13:19,223 --> 00:13:22,167 Blob and I can come with you, straight away if you'd like. 290 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,599 - I would, but I have to collect information 291 00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:25,329 for my HeadSpace page. 292 00:13:25,329 --> 00:13:26,936 - What kind of information? 293 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,881 - Anything going, but I need a video camera. 294 00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:34,464 - Hmm, I think I can organise one of those. 295 00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:41,043 - This is Angelus Beach, I come here a lot. 296 00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:43,793 And this is my board, and my wax. 297 00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,370 - Is that all you're going to say? 298 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,451 - What else should I say? 299 00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:54,163 - I don't know, man, it's your life. 300 00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,757 - This is Egg, he's my best friend. 301 00:13:56,757 --> 00:13:58,216 Say hello, Egg. 302 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:01,593 - Lockie, Vicki knows this stuff already. 303 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:02,964 - [Lockie Voiceover] Egg had a point. 304 00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:05,727 Vicki knew just about everything about me already. 305 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:09,978 I had to find some new information, but what? 306 00:14:09,978 --> 00:14:12,742 This is the grass at the front of my house. 307 00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,116 It's probably a bit longer since you last saw it. 308 00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:16,533 Good, eh? 309 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,524 This is the tee shirt I wore last weekend. 310 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,476 I still haven't put it in the wash. 311 00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,329 Hmm, I should do that. 312 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:26,044 This is some of what we're having for dinner, broccoli. 313 00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:26,937 Interesting. 314 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:28,937 - Hey, that's my camera! 315 00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,845 (knocking at door) (rock music) 316 00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:36,442 - Geoffrey, this cheesecake is spectacular. 317 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,541 Do you want some? 318 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,958 - No, it would be a betrayal. 319 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,910 - A betrayal? 320 00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:44,077 Of whom? - Mum. 321 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,587 (rock music) 322 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,327 - Why? 323 00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:53,564 - I don't want you to hang out with Ms. Archer anymore. 324 00:14:53,564 --> 00:14:56,169 She's a space invader. 325 00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,676 - I don't understand. 326 00:14:57,676 --> 00:15:01,603 - It's like she sees a space, and she invades it. 327 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,629 And she's not allowed to. 328 00:15:03,629 --> 00:15:06,129 This is Mum's space, not hers. 329 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:11,198 - But don't you want me to be happy? 330 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:12,763 - [Lockie Voiceover] In this moment, 331 00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:14,130 Egg knew he couldn't stop his dad 332 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,450 from hanging out with Ms. Archer. 333 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,533 - Whatever you want, Dad. 334 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:25,157 - Mr. Eggleston, is there anything you'd like to share? 335 00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:30,255 - It wasn't me. - No? 336 00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:34,535 - When it was you who unlawfully imprisoned 337 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:38,379 Ms. Archer in her classroom only a week ago? 338 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:39,212 - Yeah, but I-- 339 00:15:39,212 --> 00:15:41,574 - I don't want your excuses! 340 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,024 I want a confession! 341 00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:46,177 - [Lockie Voiceover] But Egg had nothing to confess. 342 00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:48,539 Technically, it was the fire drill's fault. 343 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:51,622 (fire alarm ringing) 344 00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:02,873 - Mr. Squasher, I'm sure Geoffrey wasn't involved in this. 345 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:06,015 - [Lockie Voiceover] This was worse than the cheesecake. 346 00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:08,092 Ms. Archer standing up for Egg? 347 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,261 It felt like an even bigger space invasion. 348 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,517 - Come on, then, let's hear it. 349 00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:14,619 - [Lockie Voiceover] And if Egg couldn't stop his dad 350 00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,701 from hanging out with Ms. Archer, 351 00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:19,118 he figured this was the next best thing. 352 00:16:19,118 --> 00:16:20,035 - I did it. 353 00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,152 And I'll do it again tomorrow. 354 00:16:23,152 --> 00:16:23,985 - [Lockie Voiceover] Even if it meant 355 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:25,985 using false information. 356 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,559 (crunching) 357 00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:35,452 - Marjorie, this is seriously good French toast. 358 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,370 - I changed the egg, milk ratio, as you suggested. 359 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,217 (door opening) 360 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:41,043 - I knew it. 361 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:41,907 - Hi, Nan. 362 00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:44,073 - I thought you said you wouldn't get your cupcakes 363 00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:45,851 from anyone else? 364 00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:47,340 - This is French toast. 365 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,095 - I'll bet it is. 366 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,309 So, now you've got yourself a new Nan, 367 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:56,611 I suppose you don't want the old one cramping your style. 368 00:16:56,611 --> 00:16:58,168 - Sorry? 369 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:02,105 - Well sometimes sorry just isn't enough. 370 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,758 - I don't quite understand. 371 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,337 - It's okay, Marj, I'll deal with this. 372 00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:08,587 - So, now it's Marj, is it? 373 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,888 - Wait, Nan, it's not what you think. 374 00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:14,536 - Don't take me for a fool, Lockie. 375 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:15,675 - Phillip. 376 00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,114 - That's what I said. 377 00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:19,930 - It's just French toast, it doesn't mean anything. 378 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,911 - It may be just French toast to you, 379 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,328 but to me it's bread soaked in treachery. 380 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,022 (door slamming) 381 00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:35,189 - Don't worry, Phillip, she needs to be on her own. 382 00:17:38,419 --> 00:17:40,296 - [Lockie Voiceover] Nan and Pop were in our beds, 383 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,403 so Phillip and I got the lounge room. 384 00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:44,621 Normally that would be a serious pain, 385 00:17:44,621 --> 00:17:47,563 but tonight I was glad to be near the computer, 386 00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:48,861 'cause I really needed to know if Vicki 387 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,714 was still talking to me after all that boring stuff 388 00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:52,964 I put on my HeadSpace page. 389 00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:56,834 I just had to wait for midnight to roll around 390 00:17:56,834 --> 00:18:01,001 so I could use my next half hour of computer time. 391 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,238 (electricity sparking) 392 00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,849 - [Vicki] Hey, Lockie, I loved the stuff 393 00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:07,976 on your HeadSpace page. 394 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:10,054 - You liked that stuff, really? 395 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,813 - Yeah, amazing. 396 00:18:11,813 --> 00:18:13,442 I had broccoli for dinner, too. 397 00:18:13,442 --> 00:18:15,798 And the grass at the front of your house? 398 00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,936 Wow, it must have grown at least seven millimetres 399 00:18:17,936 --> 00:18:19,798 since I last saw it. 400 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,104 So when are you gonna put some more stuff up? 401 00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,042 (electricity sparking) 402 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,934 - [Lockie Voiceover] I couldn't decide what was weirder, 403 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:28,778 Vicki not hating the information I put on my HeadSpace page, 404 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,445 or her wanting more. 405 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:34,064 - [Joy] Happy birthday, Lockie. 406 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:40,375 - [All] Happy birthday, Lockie! 407 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,404 - Thanks. 408 00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:44,071 (playful music) 409 00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:51,611 (paper rustling) 410 00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:53,165 - Good in all weather, those. 411 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,665 A friend for life. 412 00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:58,517 - My favourite colour, how did you know? 413 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,600 - From your mother and I. 414 00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:05,875 - A camera. 415 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,623 Thanks Mum, thanks Dad. 416 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:09,144 - What a good idea. 417 00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:10,224 - It's second-hand, but the bloke in the shop 418 00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:11,882 reckons it's the best you can get. 419 00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:13,382 - Three years ago. 420 00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:16,566 - It's all charged up and ready to go. 421 00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,956 - So now there's no excuse for you not putting information 422 00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:21,373 on your Space Head interpage. 423 00:19:26,379 --> 00:19:31,196 - [Lockie] This is Mum and Phillip walking to school. 424 00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:33,179 This is the bus stop where I sometimes catch the bus 425 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,790 to the shops instead of riding my bike. 426 00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:38,162 - Lockie, can I ask you something? 427 00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:40,857 Do you really think that Vicki, and the world, 428 00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:44,450 for that matter, would find this information useful? 429 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,745 I mean, surely you and Vicki don't discuss these 430 00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:49,714 kind of-- 431 00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:50,987 - Boring, mundane-- 432 00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:54,002 - Trivial things in person? 433 00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:56,861 - [Lockie Voiceover] Suddenly, I realised Mum was right. 434 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:59,923 - Mum, maybe half an hour internet time per day 435 00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:02,548 is a bit too generous after all. 436 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:03,381 - [Lockie Voiceover] This was the first time 437 00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:07,298 I'd ever worked out something before Vicki did. 438 00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:10,742 After school it was my birthday picnic, 439 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,010 and everyone was invited. 440 00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:17,480 But, according to Nan, not everyone was welcome. 441 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,230 (dramatic music) 442 00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:31,408 - This is a family only event. 443 00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:33,325 - What about Egg? - Egg? 444 00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:37,997 - I've had quite enough of you and your food. 445 00:20:37,997 --> 00:20:40,778 - Maybe you and I should go for a walk. 446 00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:41,611 - A walk? 447 00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,862 - Will they be okay alone? 448 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,134 - They're okay. 449 00:20:48,134 --> 00:20:51,304 This is something they need to work out by themselves. 450 00:20:51,304 --> 00:20:54,054 (dramatic music) 451 00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:59,335 - Nice cold drink, darling? 452 00:20:59,335 --> 00:21:03,969 Marjorie says I should be seeing more of my grandchildren, 453 00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:06,969 not just sending letters and photos. 454 00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:11,507 - Sure, Nan, but only if you really feel that you have to. 455 00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,257 - Oh, yes, of course! 456 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,984 (Blob cooing) 457 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:20,860 - Look! 458 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,929 ♫ Make it last, make it last 459 00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,970 ♫ You, me together 460 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,866 ♫ Make it last, make it last 461 00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,748 ♫ Now, forever 462 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,074 - [Lockie Voiceover] Trust Blob to upstage me 463 00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:31,474 at my own birthday party. 464 00:21:31,474 --> 00:21:33,565 ♫ Two seconds, I reckon 465 00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,363 ♫ We'll have a blast 466 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:39,228 - Maybe you should put that on your HeadSpace page. 467 00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:41,632 - [Lockie Voiceover] I thought about it, but in the end, 468 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:43,741 there are some things which belong in the moment, 469 00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,741 and not on the internet. 470 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:51,131 And those, they're the coolest, 471 00:21:51,131 --> 00:21:54,631 most important bits of information of all. 472 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:59,991 ("Make it Last" by Kate Miller Heidke) 473 00:22:03,108 --> 00:22:06,031 (Blob giggling) 474 00:22:06,031 --> 00:22:08,614 (upbeat music) 475 00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:35,448 ♫ Boy is breaking underneath the weight of strain 476 00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:45,932 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 477 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,528 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 478 00:22:49,528 --> 00:22:52,322 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 479 00:22:52,322 --> 00:22:55,602 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 480 00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:59,769 ♫ There was just enough to get them far away 34569

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