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Sorry, I forgot my key.
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Oh, thanks.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello, Fawlty Towers.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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No, this afternoon, that would be fine.
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No, it's 16 Elwood Avenue.
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16, that's it. Thank you.
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I'll just put these outside, shall I, dear?
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Polly, this is where
we'll be if you need us.
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There's the number.
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If Mr Stubbs wants to know anything,
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just ring, but don't if you don't have to.
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It's the first weekend we've had off
since Audrey had her hysterectomy.
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Don't worry, I know what they've got to do.
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Somebody called about a garden gnome.
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- Oh, yes.
- It's in.
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They're going to deliver it this afternoon.
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Oh, good. Erm, golf shoes.
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Good morning, Major.
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Very well, thank you.
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Does everyone know about dinner tonight?
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I think so.
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But you'll be able to
manage breakfast tomorrow?
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It's just the ladies and the Major.
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Where are those shoes?
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"One moment, please. I will het your vill."
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Manuel, "Get your bill."
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I will het your bill.
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- Get. Get. Ga, ga.
- Get. Get. Ga, ga.
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- That's it.
- I will get your vill.
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Polly... Oh, Manuel,
put those in the cases.
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Ah, Manuel...
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"One moment, please. I will get your bill."
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What?
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"I will get your bill," sí?
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What are you talking about?
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Listen. No, please.
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"Today we have veef, beal or sothages."
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- Sotha-what?
- Bangers.
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- Shut up.
- Eh?
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- Shut up.
- Oh, sí, sí, shut up.
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- Yes, I understand.
- Well, will you please shut up?
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- Sí, sí, I shut up.
- Now, while we're away...
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- Shut up.
- Shut up!
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While we're away, gone,
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clean the windows.
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Oh, look. Cuando nosotros somos away...
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What's "away" in Spanish?
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You know, "away". "Away!"
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- Oh, sí, sí.
- No, not you.
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While we're away, clean the windows.
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- Green?
- No, no. Look.
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Clean the windows.
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- Clean the windows.
- Clean.
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(SCREAMING)
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- Morning, Fawlty.
- Morning, Major.
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See? Clean the windows.
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Comprendo. Comprendo.
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Oh, Mr Fawlty.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Ursula and I think you're
a very naughty boy.
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- Don't we, Ursula?
- Oh, God.
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Oh, really?
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Going away for the weekend,
and leaving us all alone.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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But we know where you're going.
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The cat's out of the bag.
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- You and your wife.
- It's only Paignton.
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Have a lovely time. It'll do you good.
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You need to get away from things.
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Well, we're going together.
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Don't you worry about us.
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Oh, all right.
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You know the men are coming
to do some work here?
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- Yes.
- So you have to go to Gleneagles
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for your din-dins tonight.
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And Polly will be in charge,
if you need anything.
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Have a lovely weekend.
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Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
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Just a little breathing, surely.
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I must buzz off now.
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- "Buzz"?
- Yes, you know,
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- babbity-bumble.
- Oh, buzz-buzz-buzz...
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Polly, I have asked you, please,
not to leave your strange drawings lying around.
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What is this supposed to be?
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It's just a sketch.
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What are you trying to do?
This is a junkyard, isn't it?
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- Can I have it?
- Why's it got a collar and tie under it?
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- It's not finished.
- It's very good,
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old soup tins, broken-down car,
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dustbins, mattresses, hoovers,
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and a nice smart collar and tie underneath.
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I mean, what's it supposed to be?
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It's not important. Can I have it back?
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It's irritating.
Do you ever sell any of those?
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I sell a few portraits now and
again, thank you.
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I haven't much hope for this one.
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Would you give me that stapler?
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What is the point of something like that?
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- No point.
- No point?
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What's the point in being alive?
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Beats me. We're stuck with it, I suppose.
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Would you give me the stapler?
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- If you don't go on at me.
- The stapler.
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Sorry.
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What's the matter with you today?
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I didn't get much sleep last night.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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We are leaving you in charge.
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I didn't do it to spite you, I promise.
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Good, you won't feel so tired, then.
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Fawlty Towers.
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- Basil.
- Who is it?
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It's Mr O'Reilly.
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That's odd.
It must be about the garden wall.
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Hello, O'Reilly?
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When are you coming to
finish our garden wall?
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We are tired of having
that pile of bricks blocking...
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I told you not to call.
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You know my wife thinks
Stubbs is doing the doors.
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What time will they be here, then?
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All right, 4:00. If there are any problems,
tell your men to get Polly to call me.
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Do you understand?
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Next week's definite, is it?
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That will be nice, won't it?
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We've waited for that wall
about as long as Hadrian.
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No, Hadrian. The emperor Hadrian.
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It doesn't matter. I'll explain next week.
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Thank you so much. Goodbye.
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You don't really believe all that?
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We've been waiting four months.
Why should he do it now?
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- I think he will this time.
- If you had used Stubbs...
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- We'd have had a huge bill.
- You get what you pay for.
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O'Reilly's a cut-price, cock-up artist.
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- Oh, Sybil.
- With Stubbs you may pay a little more...
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- A little more?
- Yes, but he does a really professional job,
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and he does it when he says he will.
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You'll see.
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When's he coming?
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About 4:00, I think.
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You're going to wear that jacket?
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Yes, I am, thank you, dear.
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You just haven't a clue, have you?
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You wouldn't understand. It's called style.
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Yoo-hoo! They're here.
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How fabulous.
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Do try to be agreeable this weekend.
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Have I got everything?
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Handbag, knuckle dusters, flick knife.
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Come on, Basil, don't hang about.
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I'm just coming, dear.
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(WHISPERING) Quick, Polly.
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The men will be here at 4:00.
You know what they're doing?
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They're putting a door
through to the kitchen.
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At the bottom of the stairs, and...
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- And?
- And blocking the drawing room door.
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- Blocking it?
- So we can have privacy away from the plebs.
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Don't you take anything in?
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Where's my cap? One other thing,
when the men come, they won't be Stubbs's,
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they'll be O'Reilly's. Where is it?
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- What? O'Reilly?
- Yes!
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- Does Mrs Fawlty know?
- I wouldn't mention it.
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- They don't quite hit it off.
- But you know...
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I had to change it!
Stubbs has a virus, or something.
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She said you were never using him again.
I don't...
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He's sending his best men. All you have to
do is take a quick look when they finish.
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Any problems, call me. Have a nice weekend.
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If she asks me, I'll tell her.
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Thank you so much.
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I've always been a great
admirer of loyalty.
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I forget this!
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It doesn't matter, Manuel. De nada.
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Oh.
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Oh, is Mr Fawlty.
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Windows, por favor.
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Oh, Polly, finish. I tired.
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That's wonderful. Hold it a second.
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Qué?
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Quiero subir para dormir.
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No, speak me English. Is good I learn.
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I want to go upstairs in a moment.
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Er, qué?
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I go upstairs.
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Ah, sí. Is easy.
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- For a little sleep.
- Is difficult.
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For siesta.
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- Siesta? Little sleep?
- Yes.
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Ah, same in Spanish.
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When O'Reilly's men come, you must wake me.
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When Orelly please men... Oh, sí.
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Manuel, listen. When men come here,
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- Señor O'Reilly...
- Ah, when men come?
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You come upstairs and wake me up.
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Despiérteme.
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Sí. When men come,
I subiré a tu cuarto a despertarte.
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Antes que empiecen a trabajar aquí.
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- Sí?
- Comprendo.
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- Finished.
- Eh? Oh. Good.
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Manuel!
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Manuel Towers. How are you?
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Is nice today? Good.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, good day. Hello. How are you?
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- Number 16.
- Sí, 16.
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- But no eat.
- What?
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16 is free, but not possible...
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Is this number 16?
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No, no. This lobby. 16 upstairs, on right.
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Who's in charge here?
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No, charge later. After sleep.
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Where's the boss?
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Boss is...
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Oh. I boss.
216
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No, no. Where's the real boss?
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Qué?
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The generalísimo.
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In Madrid.
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Look, just sign this, will you?
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Sí, sí.
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- 16.
- What?
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- You want room 16?
- I don't want a room, mate.
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I'm just leaving him.
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You want room 16 for him?
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Yeah. With a bath, you dago twit.
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You mad. You pay for room first.
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He crazy. For room 16. No room 16.
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No pay, no room 16.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Fawlty Towers, how are you? Nice day.
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What? No, no. He not here.
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He not here. Very sorry. Goodbye.
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Ah.
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- Hello, men.
- Good day, now.
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You are men.
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You what?
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- You are men.
- Are you trying to be funny?
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Huh?
240
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- I said, you trying to be funny?
- Not here, spud.
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- You are men with Orelly.
- What?
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- You Orelly men.
- What does that mean?
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- You Orelly.
- You watch it!
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- Where Orelly?
- What's he going on about?
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He means O'Reilly.
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Oh!
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That's right, yes. We are Orelly men.
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Thick as a plank.
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Wait here, please. I go, you wait.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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You wait, too, please.
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Polly? Polly?
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(PHONE RINGING)
254
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Hello, Fawlty Towers.
How are you? Is nice day.
255
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You again. I say he not here.
256
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He not here. Very, very sorry. Goodbye.
257
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(SCOFFING)
258
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Wicked.
259
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,041
You men know what to do?
260
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I think so. This is the dining room.
261
00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:45,881
You are certain you know?
262
00:10:45,961 --> 00:10:48,081
It looks straightforward.
We've got to block this off.
263
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(PHONE RINGING)
264
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:51,601
Yes, yes, yes!
265
00:10:51,681 --> 00:10:54,761
Is you again? Now, listen, he not here.
How many times?
266
00:10:54,841 --> 00:10:57,681
Where are your ears,
you great, big half-wit?
267
00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:00,241
He no here! Listen!
268
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,761
Now you understand? He...
269
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(GASPS)
270
00:11:06,961 --> 00:11:09,401
Oh! Oh, Mr Fawlty!
271
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:12,081
I very sorry. Very sorry. Is you!
272
00:11:12,161 --> 00:11:13,841
Yes, is me, Mr Fawlty.
273
00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,121
Polly? No, no, she very busy.
274
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Men? Yes, men are here.
275
00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:21,881
Men are work... You work, men.
276
00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:23,561
Yes.
277
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,121
What? Ah, yes.
278
00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:28,921
Please, which one is man with beard?
279
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:35,161
Sí, sí. Hid... Ag... Ang... Sí, comprendo.
280
00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:37,361
Sí. One moment, please.
281
00:11:37,921 --> 00:11:39,441
You are
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a hideous orang-utang.
283
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(MANUEL EXCLAIMING)
284
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BASIL: Well done, Manuel,
thank you very much.
285
00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:13,321
Polly?
286
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,841
Polly?
287
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:30,721
Polly?
288
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,721
Polly!
289
00:12:45,801 --> 00:12:47,241
Manuel!
290
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,321
Polly, what have you done with my hotel?
291
00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,481
Polly, what have you done to my hotel?
292
00:12:57,561 --> 00:12:58,801
- What?
- Look.
293
00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:00,161
- Oh, it's nice.
- I like it there...
294
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:01,601
Ouch! You're hurting me!
295
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,201
What have you done with
my dining room door?
296
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:04,761
- Where is it?
- I don't know.
297
00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:06,601
Why don't you know? I left you in charge!
298
00:13:06,681 --> 00:13:08,241
- I fell asleep.
- You fell asleep?
299
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,321
It's not my fault!
300
00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:11,081
You fell asleep, and it's not your fault?
301
00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,241
- He forgot to wake me.
- Who forgot to wake you?
302
00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:15,721
- It is my fault.
- Manuel! I knew it!
303
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:17,081
- Manuel!
- Don't blame him!
304
00:13:17,161 --> 00:13:19,081
- Why not?
- It's not really his fault.
305
00:13:19,161 --> 00:13:24,321
Whose fault is it, you cloth-eared bint,
Denis Compton's?
306
00:13:24,401 --> 00:13:26,601
Well, you hired O'Reilly, didn't you?
307
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,601
We warned you. Who else would do this?
308
00:13:28,681 --> 00:13:31,441
- I beg your pardon?
- You hired O'Reilly.
309
00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:35,761
I see. It's my fault? Oh, of course.
310
00:13:35,841 --> 00:13:38,921
I was thinking it was your fault
because you'd been left in charge,
311
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:42,881
or Manuel's for not waking you,
and all the time, it was my fault.
312
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,441
It's so obvious, I've seen the light.
313
00:13:45,521 --> 00:13:47,681
I must be punished, mustn't I?
314
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,161
You're a naughty boy, Fawlty.
315
00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:52,961
Don't do it again. What am I gonna do?
316
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,721
She's going to be back at lunchtime!
317
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,881
Now, wait...
318
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,321
- I'm a dead man! Do you realise?
- Easy.
319
00:13:58,401 --> 00:14:00,641
You're dead, too! We're all dead!
320
00:14:00,721 --> 00:14:03,961
- Don't panic!
- What else is there to do?
321
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,441
(HEAVING)
322
00:14:09,121 --> 00:14:10,681
We'll call O'Reilly.
323
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:14,321
He made this mess, he can clear it up.
324
00:14:14,401 --> 00:14:16,241
Just pull yourself together!
325
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,441
Come on!
326
00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:23,681
Again!
327
00:14:24,201 --> 00:14:25,481
Harder!
328
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,521
Right! I'll call O'Reilly.
329
00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:33,921
What is this? What is this doing here?
330
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:35,841
What is going on here?
331
00:14:35,921 --> 00:14:37,641
Your wife ordered it. Call O'Reilly.
332
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:40,401
That golfing puff adder?
What does she want...
333
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:43,241
- Call O'Reilly!
- What?
334
00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:45,121
- Shall I call him?
- No, I'll do it.
335
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,521
I'll call him. See if the roof is still on.
336
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:56,121
- What are you doing?
- Stay there.
337
00:14:56,201 --> 00:14:58,201
- You can't do that now.
- Hold it, hold it.
338
00:14:58,281 --> 00:14:59,921
See if they've started breakfast...
339
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,041
now!
340
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,761
Ah, hello, Mr O'Reilly.
341
00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,761
How are you this morning?
342
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,761
Oh, good, good.
No rare diseases or anything?
343
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,001
I do beg your pardon.
Basil Fawlty, you remember?
344
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,881
The poor sod you do jobs for?
345
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,161
How are things your end?
346
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,041
Good.
347
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,521
Good, good, good.
348
00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:28,361
How would you like to
hear about things my end?
349
00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,761
Up to your usual standard,
I think I could say,
350
00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:32,361
a few holes in the floor,
351
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:34,881
the odd door missing,
but nothing you can't be sued for.
352
00:15:34,961 --> 00:15:36,561
Good morning.
353
00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:38,361
I beg your pardon?
354
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,161
- Good morning.
- One moment, please.
355
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,201
Did you say, "Good morning"?
356
00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:47,241
- Sí.
- I see.
357
00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:48,681
What are you going to do now?
358
00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:51,561
- Qué?
- What you do now?
359
00:15:51,641 --> 00:15:53,041
I serve breakfast.
360
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,521
Let's see you, then.
361
00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:56,361
Sí.
362
00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:02,361
- Where is door?
- A-ha.
363
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:04,441
Door is gone.
364
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,041
Door was here!
365
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:09,681
Where? Here? Or here? Or here?
366
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,561
- Morning, Fawlty.
- Good morning, Major.
367
00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:15,881
I'm so sorry, I'm afraid the dining
room door seems to have disappeared.
368
00:16:15,961 --> 00:16:19,081
Oh, yes, so it has. It used to be there.
369
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:21,841
I was silly enough to leave the hotel
for a few minutes...
370
00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:23,641
These things happen, you know?
371
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,281
I wonder where it's got to.
372
00:16:26,721 --> 00:16:28,641
Don't worry, it's bound to turn up.
373
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,561
Have the newspapers arrived yet?
374
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,161
Not yet, Major.
Manuel, would you please show the Major
375
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:35,001
how to get into the dining
room via the kitchen?
376
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,361
Is difficult.
377
00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:39,521
Major, will you please show Manuel how to
get into the dining room via the kitchen?
378
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:42,241
Yes, of course. Come here. Come on.
379
00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:46,641
Now, look here, O'Reilly,
I want my dining room door put back
380
00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:48,521
and this other one taken away by 1:00,
381
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:49,681
do you understand?
382
00:16:49,761 --> 00:16:51,361
No, I don't want to debate about it.
383
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:53,561
If you're not over here in 20 minutes
with my door,
384
00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:57,001
I shall come over there and insert
a large garden gnome in you. Good day.
385
00:16:59,881 --> 00:17:03,281
I'm sorry,
but my men won't work on a Sunday.
386
00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:04,761
That's the way it is.
387
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:06,161
There's nothing I can do about it.
388
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,401
How long is it going to take you?
389
00:17:07,481 --> 00:17:08,881
I'm working as fast as I can.
390
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,601
It had better be fast enough.
She's here in four hours.
391
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,081
- Tea up.
- BASIL: What?
392
00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:14,721
- I brewed a cup for him.
- Oh, lovely.
393
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,401
He hasn't got time to drink that now.
394
00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:17,681
- Biscuit?
- These look good.
395
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,201
Give them to me. Will you get on with it?
396
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:21,681
Look, this lot here, an hour and a half.
397
00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:24,281
This one easy, lick of
paint, lick of paint,
398
00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:26,161
lick of paint, one hour.
399
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:27,641
- What time is it now?
- Ten to nine.
400
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:31,721
All right, ten to nine and two and a half
hours is plenty of time. Give us a biscuit.
401
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,881
Not until you've done the door.
Polly, take them away.
402
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:35,761
You can have that
when you've finished the door, too.
403
00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:38,281
The trouble with you is
that you worry too much.
404
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,561
Keep it up like this,
you'll have a stroke before you're 50.
405
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:44,121
- Stone dead, you'll be.
- Suits me.
406
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,881
That's a dreadful thing to say.
407
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,281
Not at all. I'll get a bit of peace.
408
00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:51,521
Don't be so morbid. The good Lord made
the world so we could all enjoy ourselves.
409
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:54,121
My wife enjoys herself, I worry.
410
00:17:54,201 --> 00:17:57,201
If the good Lord meant us to worry
411
00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:59,161
he would have given us
things to worry about.
412
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,161
He has! My wife!
413
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:03,121
She will be back here in four hours,
414
00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:06,881
and she can kill a man at ten paces
with one blow of her tongue.
415
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,881
How am I supposed not to worry?
416
00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:10,641
Just remember,
417
00:18:10,721 --> 00:18:12,841
there's always someone
worse off than yourself.
418
00:18:12,921 --> 00:18:15,321
Is there? I'd like to meet him.
I could do with a laugh.
419
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:17,161
You'll just have to worry
for the both of us.
420
00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:18,841
I'm telling you, if the good Lord...
421
00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:20,041
Is mentioned once more,
422
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:21,561
I shall move you closer to him.
423
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,921
Now, please!
424
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:24,921
Mr Fawlty, she's here.
425
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,201
- What?
- She's here.
426
00:18:26,281 --> 00:18:27,321
Oh, God.
427
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,801
Shan't be a moment, I'll just get them.
428
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:39,441
Quick! Hide! Hide!
429
00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:40,961
I'll try to get rid of her. Hide!
430
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,401
- Where?
- In there.
431
00:18:42,481 --> 00:18:44,681
I'll try and stall her. God help me.
432
00:18:45,841 --> 00:18:47,001
Hello, Sybil.
433
00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:48,761
Hello, Basil.
434
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,561
You finished your golf early.
435
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:52,641
We haven't started yet.
436
00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:54,401
- Where are you going?
- Up these steps.
437
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,841
Oh, don't. It's such a lovely day.
438
00:18:55,921 --> 00:18:58,121
Let's go for a walk.
We haven't done that for years.
439
00:18:58,201 --> 00:19:00,161
I nearly forgot.
You're not going to believe this.
440
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,881
Let me show you.
441
00:19:01,961 --> 00:19:04,241
Yeah. Look at that.
442
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,481
That's Stubbs for you.
443
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:12,561
Mind you, I warned you, but still,
a reputable builder like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
444
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,681
Stubbs?
445
00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,801
Wicked. Pfft.
446
00:19:19,881 --> 00:19:22,401
- Where's O'Reilly?
- Criminal.
447
00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:24,481
Tsk. Pfff.
448
00:19:26,761 --> 00:19:28,161
Hmm?
449
00:19:28,321 --> 00:19:29,521
Where's O'Reilly?
450
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,801
- O'Reilly?
- Yes, O'Reilly.
451
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,801
Sybil, you never cease to amaze...
452
00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:39,801
Just because of this, you automatically
assume it has to be O'Reilly.
453
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:42,601
You just assume that I
have been lying all along.
454
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,881
Right? I mean, why O'Reilly?
455
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,081
Because his van's outside.
456
00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:49,601
Well, he's here now.
Of course he's here now.
457
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:51,761
He's here to clear up this mess
your Stubbs has made!
458
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:54,161
That's why his van's outside!
459
00:19:54,241 --> 00:19:56,321
On a Sunday. That's what I call service.
460
00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:58,201
- I agree.
- You do?
461
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:02,121
Yes, but if Stubbs has made this mess then
I think they should come and clear it up.
462
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,201
But there's no point now
that O'Reilly's here.
463
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:05,601
We want it done straightaway.
464
00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:09,521
There's no point in paying O'Reilly
when Stubbs would have to do it for free.
465
00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,481
- I'll call him now.
- He won't be there on Sunday.
466
00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:12,881
Then I'll call him at home.
467
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,881
Ooh! Ah! Ah!
468
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,961
Getting a bit of gyp from
the old leg this morning.
469
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:19,361
Not to worry.
470
00:20:19,441 --> 00:20:21,641
I've called him at home,
and he's not there.
471
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,201
When did you call him?
472
00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,441
First thing. Before I called O'Reilly.
473
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,161
Wasn't that early for a Sunday?
474
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,241
I called him just before you arrived.
There's nobody there.
475
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,641
(PHONE RINGING)
476
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:33,921
Yes, hello. Fawlty Towers. Yes?
477
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,201
Who?
478
00:20:36,521 --> 00:20:39,721
I think you'd better
have a word with my wife.
479
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:42,241
It's somebody from Mr Stubbs, dear.
480
00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,681
Hello, Sybil Fawlty.
481
00:20:45,081 --> 00:20:47,481
Well, it is a complete mess.
482
00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:50,321
Could you come straight
round and put it right?
483
00:20:50,401 --> 00:20:52,641
Would you like to deal with this, Basil?
484
00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:55,161
(DISGUISED VOICE)
You see, we couldn't possibly manage it
485
00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,801
for at least three weeks.
486
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,201
But if you want it done straightaway,
487
00:20:58,281 --> 00:21:00,681
I suggest you try someone like...
488
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:03,641
Oh, what's his name? It's, er...
489
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,881
O'Reilly?
490
00:21:04,961 --> 00:21:06,641
BASIL: Bravo, Polly, well done.
491
00:21:06,721 --> 00:21:08,641
Listen, where are you speaking from?
492
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:11,121
She's in here with me, Basil.
493
00:21:11,201 --> 00:21:13,241
- This isn't his fault.
- It isn't?
494
00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:14,361
I should have told you.
495
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,121
Is that somebody there trying to pretend
they're from Mr Stubbs's company?
496
00:21:17,201 --> 00:21:18,561
What game are you playing?
497
00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:20,281
I mean, really! Really!
498
00:21:20,361 --> 00:21:22,361
Would you believe what some people will do?
499
00:21:22,441 --> 00:21:25,641
I'm going to make you regret this
for the rest of your life.
500
00:21:25,721 --> 00:21:27,801
Fair enough,
but Stubbs is partly to blame...
501
00:21:27,881 --> 00:21:29,441
- Basil!
- Yes, dear?
502
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:33,361
Don't you dare give me any more
of those pathetic lies.
503
00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:34,681
Oh, right.
504
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,841
What do you take me for?
505
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,361
Did you really think
that I would believe this shambles
506
00:21:39,441 --> 00:21:41,001
is the work of professional builders?
507
00:21:41,081 --> 00:21:42,561
People who do it for a living?
508
00:21:42,641 --> 00:21:43,921
No, not really.
509
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:45,561
Why did I trust you?
510
00:21:45,641 --> 00:21:47,441
Why did I let you make the arrangements?
511
00:21:47,521 --> 00:21:50,241
I could have seen what was
going to happen. Why did I do it?
512
00:21:50,321 --> 00:21:51,881
We all make mistakes, dear.
513
00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:55,081
I'm sick to death of you.
You never learn, do you?
514
00:21:55,161 --> 00:21:56,401
You never, ever learn.
515
00:21:57,761 --> 00:22:01,561
We have used O'Reilly three times in the last
year and each time it has been a fiasco!
516
00:22:01,641 --> 00:22:03,921
That wall out there is still not done!
517
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:05,641
You got him in to change
a washer in November
518
00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:07,481
and we didn't have any running water
for two weeks!
519
00:22:07,561 --> 00:22:09,161
He's not really a plumber.
520
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,761
Then why did you hire him?
521
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:13,521
- Because he's cheap.
- I wouldn't call him cheap.
522
00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:15,321
What would you call him, then?
523
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,841
Well, cheapish.
524
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:19,961
The reason he's cheapish
is he's no bloody good!
525
00:22:20,081 --> 00:22:22,561
Oh, you do exaggerate. He's not brilliant.
526
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,561
Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo!
527
00:22:24,641 --> 00:22:27,281
You never give anyone
the benefit of the doubt.
528
00:22:27,361 --> 00:22:30,761
He's shoddy, he doesn't care,
he's a liar, he's incompetent, he's lazy.
529
00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:33,321
He's nothing but a
half-witted, thick Irish joke!
530
00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:35,921
Hello, O'Reilly.
We were just talking about you.
531
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:38,241
Then we got on to another
Irish builder we used to know.
532
00:22:38,321 --> 00:22:40,681
God, he was awful!
533
00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,481
I was talking about you, Mr O'Reilly.
534
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,401
Were you, dear?
I thought you were talking...
535
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,281
Come, come, Mrs Fawlty.
536
00:22:47,361 --> 00:22:48,641
I'm coming.
537
00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:50,241
Dear me, what have I done now?
538
00:22:50,321 --> 00:22:51,441
That and that.
539
00:22:51,521 --> 00:22:53,321
Not to worry. I'm putting it right.
540
00:22:53,721 --> 00:22:54,761
Not to worry?
541
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,961
You've heard of the genius of the lamp?
That's me.
542
00:22:59,641 --> 00:23:02,161
You think I'm joking, don't you?
543
00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:04,441
Oh, don't smile.
544
00:23:04,561 --> 00:23:06,321
Why are you smiling, Mr O'Reilly?
545
00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:10,481
To be perfectly honest,
I like a woman with spirit.
546
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,441
Oh, do you? Is that what you like?
547
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:13,721
I do. I do.
548
00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:15,201
Oh, good.
549
00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:17,361
Now, Sybil, that's enough.
550
00:23:18,921 --> 00:23:20,921
Come on, then. Give us a smile.
551
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,561
I have seen more intelligent creatures
552
00:23:26,641 --> 00:23:28,361
lying on their backs
at the bottom of ponds.
553
00:23:28,481 --> 00:23:32,401
I've seen better organised creatures than you
running around farmyards with their heads cut off.
554
00:23:32,481 --> 00:23:34,361
Now collect your things and get out.
555
00:23:34,441 --> 00:23:35,521
(O'REILLY EXCLAIMING)
556
00:23:35,641 --> 00:23:38,761
I never want to see you or any of your men
in my hotel again.
557
00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:43,921
If you'll excuse me,
I have to speak to a professional builder.
558
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:46,841
Hello, Mr Stubbs? It's Sybil Fawlty here.
559
00:23:46,921 --> 00:23:48,841
I'm sorry to disturb
you on a Sunday morning.
560
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,121
We have a slight problem with a couple
of doors we'd like you to take care of.
561
00:23:52,201 --> 00:23:54,681
When do you think you could
come take a look at them?
562
00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:58,441
Tomorrow morning at 9:00.
That would be fine.
563
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,121
See you then. Thank you very much. Goodbye.
564
00:24:02,761 --> 00:24:04,761
I think I shall go over to Audrey's now.
565
00:24:04,841 --> 00:24:06,641
I shan't be back till the morning.
566
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:09,001
- Oh, Basil.
- Yes, dear?
567
00:24:09,121 --> 00:24:10,441
What is that doing here?
568
00:24:10,521 --> 00:24:12,121
Your garden gnome. Isn't it nice?
569
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,441
Don't you think it would
be better in the garden?
570
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,761
Yes, dear. Good idea.
571
00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:17,681
Oh, no, no, Basil. Put him back.
572
00:24:17,761 --> 00:24:20,001
On second thought,
I'll leave him in charge.
573
00:24:20,081 --> 00:24:22,801
I'm sure he's cheap and he'll certainly
be better at it than you.
574
00:24:25,121 --> 00:24:27,121
Have a nice day, dear.
575
00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:30,281
Don't drive over any mines or anything.
576
00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:31,761
Toxic midget.
577
00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:33,441
Where are you going?
578
00:24:33,521 --> 00:24:36,081
Please take your tools back and continue.
579
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,841
I thought in view of what
Mrs Fawlty was saying...
580
00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:40,841
You're not going to take that seriously?
581
00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:42,241
I thought I might.
582
00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:44,281
What sort of a man are you?
583
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:46,081
Are you going to let her
speak to us like that?
584
00:24:46,161 --> 00:24:47,561
- She did!
- No, she didn't.
585
00:24:47,641 --> 00:24:49,201
She thinks she did, but we'll show her.
586
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:51,801
We're not going to just put that door back
and take that one out.
587
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,001
We'll close that one off
and put that one through as well.
588
00:24:54,081 --> 00:24:56,921
We're going to do the best day's work
you've ever done.
589
00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:04,401
Manuel, any sign?
590
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:05,961
No, no.
591
00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:08,561
- Morning, Fawlty.
- Morning, Major.
592
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,001
- The papers are here.
- Ah, good.
593
00:25:10,081 --> 00:25:11,801
Notice anything new, Major?
594
00:25:11,881 --> 00:25:13,241
Another car strike.
595
00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:14,481
Never mind.
596
00:25:14,561 --> 00:25:17,121
- Morning, Major.
- Oh, good morning...
597
00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:19,161
- Never mind.
- Oh, right.
598
00:25:20,361 --> 00:25:23,441
Ah! You've found it. I knew you would.
599
00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:25,921
He lost it, you know.
600
00:25:26,281 --> 00:25:28,041
Mr Fawlty, she come now!
601
00:25:28,121 --> 00:25:29,721
Quick!
602
00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:31,961
(DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYS)
603
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,081
Morning, dear.
604
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,641
Did you have a pleasant evening?
605
00:25:58,721 --> 00:26:00,241
Oh, good. Ah, Mr Stubbs.
606
00:26:00,321 --> 00:26:01,761
- My wife's just there.
- Thank you.
607
00:26:01,841 --> 00:26:02,921
Good morning, Mrs Fawlty.
608
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:05,361
Mr Stubbs. This is most awkward.
609
00:26:05,681 --> 00:26:07,601
I'm afraid I have to apologise.
610
00:26:08,241 --> 00:26:10,161
(WHISTLING TUNE)
611
00:26:10,601 --> 00:26:14,561
My husband has put me
in an embarrassing situation once again.
612
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,601
I was going to ask you
to do some work here.
613
00:26:16,681 --> 00:26:17,721
Yes?
614
00:26:17,801 --> 00:26:21,801
But I was away, and when I came back,
it appears to have been done.
615
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,961
- Everything all right?
- Oh, I see.
616
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,881
It'll probably fall down by lunchtime.
617
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,841
Do you think so? Let's ask a real expert.
618
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,601
Do you think it'll fall down by
lunch, Mr Stubbs?
619
00:26:30,681 --> 00:26:31,921
No, no.
620
00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:33,761
Mr Stubbs wouldn't agree
with you on that one.
621
00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:35,841
- It's a very good job.
- Did you hear that, dear?
622
00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:38,121
A very good job. Hmm?
623
00:26:38,201 --> 00:26:40,681
None of us likes being wrong.
I certainly don't.
624
00:26:40,761 --> 00:26:43,841
We knocked through this door,
and we closed this one off.
625
00:26:43,921 --> 00:26:45,921
What did you use? RSJ?
626
00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:48,121
No, four by two. Not bad, eh, dear?
627
00:26:48,201 --> 00:26:49,561
And not expensive.
628
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:52,601
I mean for the lintel. Did you use an RSJ?
629
00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:54,201
You know, an iron girder?
630
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:56,001
Or did you use a concrete lintel?
631
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:57,521
No, a wooden one.
632
00:26:58,321 --> 00:27:00,201
But that's a supporting wall.
633
00:27:00,281 --> 00:27:01,321
What?
634
00:27:01,401 --> 00:27:04,401
Quite. Thanks very much
for coming over this morning.
635
00:27:04,481 --> 00:27:07,001
Just a minute. That isn't strong enough?
636
00:27:07,161 --> 00:27:08,801
That's a supporting wall, Mrs Fawlty.
637
00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:10,201
It could give way at any moment.
638
00:27:10,281 --> 00:27:11,321
Any moment?
639
00:27:11,601 --> 00:27:13,121
God help the floors above.
640
00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:17,521
Keep this door shut until I can get a screw jack
to prop it up before the lot comes down.
641
00:27:17,601 --> 00:27:18,801
Cowboys.
642
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,801
Basil?
643
00:27:21,721 --> 00:27:22,801
Basil?
644
00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:24,721
Basil!
645
00:27:24,801 --> 00:27:26,201
Where are you going?
646
00:27:26,281 --> 00:27:28,441
I'm going to see Mr O'Reilly, dear.
647
00:27:28,921 --> 00:27:30,521
Then I think I might go to Canada.
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