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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:35,734 BEACH HOUSE 2 00:04:53,395 --> 00:04:56,785 This is your cabin. Take your time getting changed. 3 00:04:56,995 --> 00:05:00,749 No one will bother you here. And just to be clear: no swimming! 4 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:03,788 I will tell you where, when and how. 5 00:05:08,715 --> 00:05:09,943 Is that clear? 6 00:05:10,835 --> 00:05:12,188 Yes, Sir! 7 00:06:00,915 --> 00:06:04,669 - Well? - Good morning. - Good morning. Well?! 8 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:09,508 - Excuse me, but they gave me cabin 19. - This is number 20! 9 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,106 Sir, this is number 19. 10 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:19,507 Girls, it looks like I've made a mistake. Number 20 is next door. Come on, out! 11 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:10,348 Give me a wolf! 12 00:07:13,355 --> 00:07:16,745 Give me a lion! 13 00:07:16,915 --> 00:07:19,349 You call that a lion?! Give me a chicken! 14 00:07:22,715 --> 00:07:28,472 - No! Stupid girls! - Sorry, Sir! 15 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:53,353 16, 17, 18... 16 00:07:53,955 --> 00:07:56,947 ... and 19. We've arrived. 17 00:07:57,115 --> 00:08:02,747 ... and it looks like we're not the only ones. Please, make yourselves at home. 18 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:06,344 Here we are. Now, let's all get changed... 19 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:10,665 ... and have a race from here to the sea. - A nice swim. Go on, get changed. 20 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:22,865 It's warm, you know. What, are you afraid of catching pneumonia? Get changed. 21 00:08:23,315 --> 00:08:26,830 It's not like we're watching you. We're facing the wall, like this. 22 00:08:27,315 --> 00:08:29,590 But we don't have bathing costumes. 23 00:08:31,355 --> 00:08:32,834 What a shame! 24 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,583 - You're not wearing any of those coloured knickers? The kind with flowers on... - No. 25 00:08:40,355 --> 00:08:43,392 - No underwear? - Yeah, but it's the transparent kind. 26 00:08:43,555 --> 00:08:47,230 What? Transparent? You mean like cling-film? 27 00:08:47,555 --> 00:08:50,513 I wanted to buy some myself, but couldn't find any. How are they? 28 00:08:50,675 --> 00:08:51,949 Let's have a look. 29 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,710 Why? Have you never seen a naked woman before? 30 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:59,789 Who, us? No, it was just a thought. So tell me... 31 00:09:00,955 --> 00:09:02,911 Let's have a look. You're not shy, are you? 32 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:06,351 - Go and look at your mother's! - You lousy... 33 00:09:06,515 --> 00:09:10,633 My mother died a year ago, damn you! I should teach you a lesson! 34 00:09:11,355 --> 00:09:13,710 - Hey, take it easy! - Did you hear what she said? 35 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:17,834 How would she know? Don't get mad, we'll hire some bathing costumes. 36 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:21,745 We'll hire them. Come on, let's go... 37 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,664 Damn the person who ever invented underwear! 38 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:30,470 We'll hire the... after you. 39 00:09:38,315 --> 00:09:39,634 This way, Bice. 40 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,673 19... this must be it. 41 00:09:53,395 --> 00:09:55,909 - He had to send us all the way down here? - I guess so. 42 00:09:56,115 --> 00:09:59,630 Last time he took me all the way to Montecatini. What a waste of time. 43 00:09:59,995 --> 00:10:03,431 He told me: "To content myself with just you would be dishonest." 44 00:10:03,595 --> 00:10:06,826 "I want to hit two birds with one stone." Get it? 45 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,593 And then what did he tell you? 46 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:14,074 Ah! "Enjoy it, because it's later than it seems!" 47 00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:15,588 He says it's a Chinese proverb. 48 00:10:16,195 --> 00:10:20,074 Then he told me a joke, a really, really dirty one. Really dirty! 49 00:10:20,795 --> 00:10:25,152 - Do you think he'll come? - He'll come, don't you worry. He's a real kerb-crawler. 50 00:10:25,315 --> 00:10:28,034 You can see him coming a mile away! He'll come, just you wait. 51 00:10:29,075 --> 00:10:33,830 - What's he like? - What's he like... Well, he has a bit of a belly, and... 52 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:38,273 No, he doesn't have a moustache. He has eyes, ears, nose, you know, normal. 53 00:10:38,435 --> 00:10:44,067 - Does it look better like this or like this? - It's better if you take the price tag off. 54 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:48,874 And cover yourself up! It's much more tempting that way. 55 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:53,147 - He can find out by himself. - Yeah! And then we'll settle on a price. 56 00:10:53,555 --> 00:10:56,786 He said: "Think, think..." I don't know! 57 00:10:58,235 --> 00:11:00,191 Alright, we'll think. 58 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:03,508 Hey, we should really leave him a note so that he knows where we are. 59 00:11:03,675 --> 00:11:06,587 - Yeah, we need him to find the right cabin. What number is it? - 19. - Alright, hold on... 60 00:11:06,755 --> 00:11:10,384 Pen and paper, there. Write. 61 00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:14,385 - What's he called? - He's called... Alfredo Cerquetti. 62 00:11:14,555 --> 00:11:16,944 - What is he, Dr., Mr.? - "Mr." 63 00:11:17,315 --> 00:11:22,514 - So, "Distinguished Mr. Cerquetti...". - "Distinguished"?! No, just put "Dear". 64 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:27,074 - "Dear Mr. Cerquetti..." - Cerquetti. 65 00:11:27,235 --> 00:11:33,310 - "We're at beach house number..." - 19. - 19. "Waiting for you..." 66 00:11:34,395 --> 00:11:37,432 - "Eagerly..." - Eagerly... 67 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:41,510 - "... and longingly." - And longingly. 68 00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:44,543 "Signed, Giulia and Bice." 69 00:11:46,755 --> 00:11:49,508 - Just a minute! We're almost done! - My bag... 70 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,743 There we go. 71 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:12,029 If those don't excite him, I don't know what will! 72 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,351 Just a minute! 73 00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:18,952 - There are assholes even at the beach! Let's go, come on! - Let's go. 74 00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:27,794 "We're at beach house number 19..." 75 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:31,868 "Waiting for you eagerly and longingly. Giulia and Bice". Will he find us here? 76 00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:37,633 He'll find us! Men are like bloodhounds when it comes to a chance of sex. 77 00:12:37,795 --> 00:12:39,592 Alright, let's go and post it on that door up there. 78 00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:45,353 Excuse me? 79 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:49,106 - Excuse me? - Excuse me? 80 00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:54,990 Hey, you! Excuse me?! 81 00:12:55,835 --> 00:12:57,188 Oh, excuse me. 82 00:13:11,475 --> 00:13:12,703 Come on. 83 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,143 Let me help you. 84 00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:47,468 Keep the cross on, it looks good. And anyway, someone might steal it. 85 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,711 Well, it doesn't matter to me. 86 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:57,233 Just as long as they don't steal you. You're my treasure, my whole life. 87 00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:01,272 - How I yearn for you! - It feels just like a dream! 88 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:06,344 Without my mother who follows me like a shadow. 89 00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,551 Who's always there like a hawk, spying! 90 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:12,628 And your father? Jumping out on you all of a sudden, like a ghost! 91 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:16,185 With those beady eyes of his! He's everywhere! 92 00:14:16,595 --> 00:14:19,109 And I have to call you "Mr. Carlo". 93 00:14:19,395 --> 00:14:24,549 - Carlo, my darling, one year of seeing each other in secret. - Such torture! 94 00:14:27,675 --> 00:14:31,953 - You're tickling me! Later, please! Show me that you know how to wait. - No. 95 00:14:32,115 --> 00:14:34,754 - What kind of boyfriend are you? - How dare you ask me such a thing? 96 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,270 After a year of being closed in that shop together... 97 00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:39,869 ... among those wigs and perms... 98 00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:44,114 ... now that we're alone together, out in the sun, you're asking me to wait? 99 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,266 Of course. That's enough! 100 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,713 Let's forget about the hair rollers, the combs, and love one another freely! 101 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,184 - Later. - Later? - Yes. 102 00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:59,270 Because I want to feel the salt on your skin, your salty lips. 103 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:04,706 You're right. Later there will be even more yearning, more pleasure. 104 00:15:04,995 --> 00:15:07,304 - Love is a wonderful thing. - Yes! 105 00:15:07,475 --> 00:15:09,067 Will you be much longer in there? 106 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:14,593 Yes, just a minute! Almost done! Let's go. Oh! That could have been embarrassing... 107 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:22,826 - Come on! - Just a moment! - People are waiting! - Here we go. 108 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:29,191 - How do I look? - You're perfect, darling. - Hey! - Hold on! Okay, let's go. 109 00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:35,428 After you, ladies. Hey! We were here first! 110 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,193 We were waiting outside when you arrived. 111 00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:39,505 We went to get costumes, we were here first. 112 00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:42,872 - You Romans really make me laugh. - We can make you cry, too! 113 00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:44,991 Take it easy, Zazа. 114 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:47,432 You always want to fight, don't you? 115 00:15:47,595 --> 00:15:50,234 You want your owner to get mad and throw these guys out. 116 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:54,027 - It's okay, come on. Let them go first. - It's all about the principle! 117 00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:58,826 - But hurry up, okay? These Milanese folk! - Thank you. 118 00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,635 Go sell sea shells on the sea shore! 119 00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:05,107 "These Milanese folk!" 120 00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:33,792 Well, let's see. 121 00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:38,870 - I don't see many women around... - No, no... Don't worry about it. 122 00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:41,310 You'll see, the beach is bound to be full of pussy today. 123 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,193 Blonde, red-head, all kinds! 124 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:48,031 - We'll demolish all of them! You'll see! - All of them, all kinds. 125 00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:50,834 They'll be queuing up for us out there! 126 00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:55,625 What do you think, Zazа? Zazа, beautiful Zazа! 127 00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:58,025 You're a pussy dog, don't forget! 128 00:16:58,195 --> 00:17:01,073 You have to be nice and sweet with the ladies. Promise? 129 00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:04,548 Find us two pretty girls and we'll buy you ice cream tonight, okay? 130 00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:07,028 Hey, Giovanni! 131 00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:02,425 Zazа, don't let us down, alright? We have to do them all! 132 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:04,870 We'll skin them alive, we'll pass them back and forth... 133 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,229 We'll drill them, punch holes in them! 134 00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:13,229 - Nice little dog, does he bite? - No, he only kisses. Only the pretty ladies... 135 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:20,589 - Hold this for as second. - There, one each. What are your names again? 136 00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:23,350 - She's Jole. - And she's Gloria. 137 00:18:23,515 --> 00:18:26,951 We'll give Gloria this shiny one. It's a bit loud, but it's pretty. 138 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:32,314 Glittery, it makes you sparkle. Alright, get changed. But no peeking, okay? 139 00:18:32,795 --> 00:18:36,071 We'll wait outside while you change. Come on, Jole. 140 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,984 - What, you're not changing with us? - No. 141 00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:43,505 I told you. These girls will never take off as much of a shoe in front of us. 142 00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:48,988 They're not modern like us. Alright. Though hurry it up, okay? Temptresses... 143 00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:51,510 They're right. A little modesty... 144 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,152 Are you done yet? 145 00:18:56,995 --> 00:18:59,145 These guys want it so bad, they make me laugh! 146 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:02,034 They won't be getting any from me. We won't give them anything. 147 00:19:02,195 --> 00:19:05,267 - They won't be getting any from you, or me. - We won't give them anything! 148 00:19:06,955 --> 00:19:09,469 They're not ugly, but they whine too much. 149 00:19:09,835 --> 00:19:12,588 - Hey, they're not getting any, okay? - I know! 150 00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:15,271 You were the one who wanted to come, though. 151 00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:19,474 They were following us for two hours: "We'll take you to the seaside!" 152 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,387 Well, a day by the sea can't hurt. 153 00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:24,194 Better by the sea than in the city selling our products: 154 00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:30,191 Shampoo... - Sponges. - Everything guaranteed! Sir, would you like to try our deodorant? 155 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,543 Do you think these guys will have enough money to pay for lunch? 156 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:39,913 If they run a petrol station, then they must have money. I sure hope so. 157 00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:43,186 One of them left his bag here. 158 00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:45,708 Let's see. 159 00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:51,745 A comb, a bunch of keys, some condoms... 160 00:19:51,915 --> 00:19:54,110 They can use them as balloons for all I care. 161 00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:58,104 1, 2, 3, 4,000 lire... 162 00:19:58,515 --> 00:20:02,110 They got us costumes, rented the beach house... 163 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,191 We're not eating today. 164 00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:06,663 How do I look? 165 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,467 You look like my grandma! 166 00:20:11,635 --> 00:20:15,469 You can talk, with all those stretch marks! 167 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:18,110 That's nothing, but I don't look bad for 3 abortions. 168 00:20:18,515 --> 00:20:20,631 - You know what? - What? 169 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:25,266 - I've needed a pee since this morning. - Hold it in, you can do it in the sea. 170 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:28,871 - Girls! - It's hot! Are we still on the high seas? 171 00:20:29,115 --> 00:20:31,026 - Need a hand? - Come on! 172 00:20:38,355 --> 00:20:42,189 Beautiful! You should dress like that every day! 173 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:47,193 - Nando! - What?! - Look! The prettiest girls on the beach. 174 00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:51,712 Wait for us here, we'll be out in a flash! Beautiful! 175 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,072 - They're disgusting! - Red Riding Hood isn't bad! 176 00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:58,193 - Right, Red Riding Hood is mine. - No, you can have the Wolf. 177 00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:01,074 - No, the Wolf is yours. - Look, I already picked her. 178 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:04,113 - Well? Then we'll count for it. - Alright, let's do it. - For you? 179 00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:07,711 - And... - Three for me. Red Riding Hood is mine. 180 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,070 What are you talking about? Red Riding Hood is mine. 181 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,874 Why are we arguing about it if we're going to do both of them? 182 00:21:13,035 --> 00:21:16,311 I'll do Red Riding Hood and then pass her to you. You do the Wolf. 183 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,273 Then you give the Wolf to me and I'll give you Red Riding Hood. 184 00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:23,144 - After that you give me Red Riding Hood back and I'll give you the Wolf. - I don't want her. 185 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:26,148 No, then I'll give Red Riding Hood back to you and you give the Wolf to me. 186 00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:28,704 We'll share them, take it in turns. 187 00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:32,425 - "You're not getting changed with us?" "No!" - Yeah, go fuck yourselves. 188 00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:40,310 What do we care? They're both hags, anyway. But a hole's a hole... 189 00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:43,785 Little Red Riding Hood! Wolfy! 190 00:21:45,395 --> 00:21:48,068 Gigi, look at your feet! 191 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:54,024 It's the rubber shoes, the dye! 192 00:21:54,675 --> 00:21:56,267 Yours too! 193 00:21:57,475 --> 00:22:01,627 Yeah, it's the dye from the shoes, the sweat, all that running around. 194 00:22:01,835 --> 00:22:04,668 - You're putting your socks back on? - It's embarrassing. 195 00:22:04,835 --> 00:22:07,793 - You're going swimming in your socks? - I'll say that I forgot. 196 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,148 What about me? 197 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,508 - You know what we should do? - What? 198 00:22:12,675 --> 00:22:17,544 - Dive in the sea as quickly as we can. Watch. Girls! - Yes? 199 00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:20,513 Go down to the sea, we'll catch up with you in a minute. 200 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:25,345 - No, we'll wait for you here. Also, give us some cigarette. - Cigarettes! 201 00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:27,428 Just a minute! 202 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,784 - There, go and get yourselves a coffee. - No, we'll wait for you outside. 203 00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:45,148 What shall we tell them? 204 00:22:46,755 --> 00:22:49,189 We'll tell them it's a birth mark. 205 00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:53,909 We should have bought diving suits! 206 00:22:56,235 --> 00:22:59,705 - We can't fit through the window. - You think this is a jailbreak? 207 00:23:01,675 --> 00:23:05,429 - That's what we'll do! - What? Look... 208 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:12,669 I'll open the door, you come behind and give me a slap right here, hard! 209 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:19,431 So I'll get mad, start yelling, running after you, "You son of a..." 210 00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:21,870 We'll run all the way down to the sea and then dive right in. 211 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:25,425 - Wash our feet and no one will notice. We'll have to be quick, though. - Yeah. 212 00:23:26,035 --> 00:23:29,823 - Perhaps I should slap you. - No, I'll slap you. - Alright. 213 00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,871 They haven't moved, they're still right there. 214 00:23:33,715 --> 00:23:35,307 Perhaps they're waiting to give us an applause. 215 00:23:36,555 --> 00:23:38,785 - Ready? Open the door. - I'm opening the door... 216 00:23:39,755 --> 00:23:44,226 Girls, have you been waiting for us? You're so sweet and loyal. 217 00:23:44,395 --> 00:23:46,067 - Take that! - Damn you! 218 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:55,555 - Jole! - My God... 219 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:59,553 - Look, that man passed out! - He bumped his head! 220 00:23:59,715 --> 00:24:01,706 Make way, make way! Let me see! 221 00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:08,670 We have to move him from here, take him inside, in the shade. Come on. 222 00:24:09,595 --> 00:24:12,667 Easy does it. Slowly, slowly... 223 00:24:16,235 --> 00:24:20,308 Slowly. Easy does it. 224 00:24:27,955 --> 00:24:32,267 My God! The poor thing! Let's hope it's nothing serious. 225 00:24:33,315 --> 00:24:36,068 He's turning black, look at his feet! 226 00:24:36,235 --> 00:24:40,353 It's the circulation. The blood isn't circulating, it's swelling up. 227 00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:43,429 Give him some air. 228 00:24:46,835 --> 00:24:49,303 - What happened to him? - He bumped his head. 229 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:50,824 Is he your boyfriend? 230 00:24:50,995 --> 00:24:54,351 - No, we only met him today. - Girls! 231 00:24:54,675 --> 00:24:58,224 - He banged his forehead. - He's passed out. - That's normal. 232 00:25:00,715 --> 00:25:07,029 - Quite a blow! - A little cut just below his scalp. - Hey, Gigi! 233 00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:09,504 - What's that red mark? - It's just an irritation. 234 00:25:14,035 --> 00:25:18,187 Gigi, what happened to you? 235 00:25:25,715 --> 00:25:29,947 Do you recognise me? Hey! Do you know who I am? 236 00:25:31,555 --> 00:25:33,944 Who am I? 237 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,629 You're Nando, damn you! 238 00:25:37,395 --> 00:25:42,833 My feet... cover up my feet. Nando, my feet... 239 00:25:43,155 --> 00:25:46,625 What are you talking about? Do you see all that blood? 240 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:50,072 - We'll have to take him to the hospital. - Giovanni, give me a hand! 241 00:25:50,275 --> 00:25:55,668 Hold this. Zazа, you go with the nice ladies. 242 00:25:56,315 --> 00:25:59,466 Excuse me, is this number 19? 243 00:25:59,635 --> 00:26:01,785 - Don't bump his head. - Girls, wait for us down by the sea! 244 00:26:01,955 --> 00:26:05,914 - Don't let the dog catch too much sun! - Excuse me, is this number 19? - Yes. 245 00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:08,311 Pretty, Zazа, pretty... 246 00:26:09,475 --> 00:26:13,832 - Mr. Cerquetti! Good morning. - Good morning. 247 00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:17,664 - What a lovely day, shall we go for a swim? - Such a beautiful blue sea... 248 00:26:20,795 --> 00:26:26,665 5, 6, 7... so many people! 249 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:30,828 Well, it's a changing room, you're the one who told us to meet you here. 250 00:26:32,235 --> 00:26:34,510 True. True. 251 00:26:35,315 --> 00:26:39,593 Oh, by the way, this is Bice, I told you about her at Montecatini. 252 00:26:39,755 --> 00:26:41,507 She's a pretty girl, isn't she? 253 00:26:42,675 --> 00:26:46,270 - The lover? - Yes, my husband's lover. Isn't she beautiful? 254 00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:50,993 Lover... I'm more like an intimate friend. 255 00:26:52,035 --> 00:26:56,790 - Very intimate. - Aren't you getting changed, Sir? - No. 256 00:27:00,675 --> 00:27:03,189 I don't like to be uncovered. 257 00:27:05,675 --> 00:27:10,385 Well, regarding our agreement... did you bring the money? 258 00:27:11,075 --> 00:27:12,952 I always keep my word. 259 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,268 Sugared almond... 260 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:28,948 Sugared almond. 261 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:34,185 - Dishonest! - No, no! - No... 262 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:38,468 6 million, wasn't it? Oh... 263 00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:42,230 Actually, it was 3 million, and I added the other 3 myself. 264 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:47,071 - Sorry, but I signed for 6. - Yes, but the estimate was 3. 265 00:27:47,315 --> 00:27:51,627 - I provided the other 3. - Alright, alright. Thanks, Mr. Cerquetti. 266 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,553 Thanks isn't quite enough. "Thanks..." 267 00:27:57,715 --> 00:28:03,347 - We're not little girls, we understand. - In fact, here we are. 268 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:07,391 - Ready. - Ready for what? 269 00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:18,827 I've done something for you. Now you must do something for me. 270 00:28:19,475 --> 00:28:23,104 Well, tell us, what do you want? 271 00:28:23,955 --> 00:28:27,743 Don't ask me questions, otherwise I'll be forced to answer you with lies. 272 00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:31,549 Think, think... 273 00:28:32,555 --> 00:28:35,194 Let's not spoil this nice thing. 274 00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:39,028 Let's go and get 3 nice whiskeys, anyway. 275 00:28:39,515 --> 00:28:41,904 - Where's the bar? - We don't drink alcohol. 276 00:28:42,075 --> 00:28:47,308 Who said you had to drink? I'll drink all three myself. Think, think... 277 00:28:50,235 --> 00:28:51,953 Take it easy! 278 00:29:00,355 --> 00:29:03,472 There, Ketty, here we are. 279 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:08,187 Oh, Carlo, my darling, "Je t'aime, Mon gros poulet!" 280 00:29:09,075 --> 00:29:14,513 You're as beautiful as sin, and I won't resist a minute longer. 281 00:29:14,675 --> 00:29:16,905 I long for you, I want you, I'll have you. 282 00:29:18,635 --> 00:29:22,708 Yes, my darling, I'm all yours! 283 00:29:23,635 --> 00:29:26,388 Soon, your body will me mine... 284 00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:34,070 ... soon, I'll lick you all over! Soon, I'll strip you bare! 285 00:29:34,235 --> 00:29:38,433 Did you hurt yourself? Your little body is so delicate! 286 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,550 - Soon, your little body and mine will be united as one. - Very soon. 287 00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:49,266 Yes, that's it, I want you, you're so beautiful! 288 00:29:49,435 --> 00:29:51,665 Soon, my body and yours will be... 289 00:29:59,915 --> 00:30:03,430 Soon, my body and yours will be one and the same. 290 00:30:03,715 --> 00:30:06,548 The communion of our bodies! 291 00:30:07,235 --> 00:30:10,750 - Is it locked from inside? Open up! - Just a minute! 292 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:12,224 Open the door. 293 00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:14,790 You can't go out like that, you're all upright! 294 00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:19,985 - It had to be right now! - Okay, I'll hold the radio in front. Open it. 295 00:30:20,475 --> 00:30:22,113 Are you locked inside? 296 00:30:22,675 --> 00:30:27,465 - Ah! What a wonderful day! - Yes, thank you, thank you... 297 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,627 Where shall we set up? 298 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:42,188 - He can smell it, see? Get out of here! - Rocco, sit! 299 00:30:42,355 --> 00:30:44,186 - Where shall we set up? - Rocco, stop that! 300 00:30:44,355 --> 00:30:47,586 You'll be sorry! Like the smell of chicken, do you?! 301 00:30:50,555 --> 00:30:55,231 - Women here, men over there. Come on. - We'll hang our stuff here. 302 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:11,386 - Vincenzino, don't you be staring at Teresina. - No, Uncle. 303 00:31:12,035 --> 00:31:14,265 - Did you bring your swimming trunks? - Yeah, here they are. 304 00:31:14,555 --> 00:31:19,071 - My pyjamas, too. They're new! - What for? - Good boy. 305 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,753 At the seaside you never know. You might get tired later. 306 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,109 Is this the first time you've been to the seaside? You've never been before? 307 00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:29,426 No, Auntie, they took me somewhere years ago and we went swimming. 308 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:33,304 Wait, what was it called? Damn! Sea... sea... sea... 309 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,785 - To the seesaw, that's where you went! - It was a real sea! - A real sea... 310 00:31:38,475 --> 00:31:41,785 A real sea... a real sea. 311 00:31:41,955 --> 00:31:47,075 "To live, on the high seas..." 312 00:31:52,755 --> 00:31:56,430 - You've got it on back to front! - It's the first time I've worn it. 313 00:31:56,595 --> 00:31:58,267 Put it on properly! 314 00:31:58,515 --> 00:32:01,234 They're just like underpants. Have you never worn underpants before? 315 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:04,389 If this is the first time you've been to the seaside, then you mustn't know how to swim. 316 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,227 What does that matter? I'll go where the water is shallow. 317 00:32:06,395 --> 00:32:10,274 - I brought the rubber ring, too. - Teresina will teach you, won't you? 318 00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:15,029 - That's okay, we have the rubber ring. - Give the rubber ring to Vincenzino! 319 00:32:15,195 --> 00:32:17,265 - I was blowing it up... - Shut up! 320 00:32:19,835 --> 00:32:21,587 It looks good on you! 321 00:32:23,035 --> 00:32:25,868 I'll see you all in the water, I'm going for a swim! 322 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:29,585 Don't you see that your balls are hanging out? Tuck them back in. 323 00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:31,910 I'm sorry. 324 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,430 Go on, get in the water. 325 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:40,591 The sea! The sea! The sea! 326 00:32:40,755 --> 00:32:46,591 Where are you going? The motorway is up there! The sea is that way! 327 00:32:51,155 --> 00:32:52,952 Leave it, I'll do it. 328 00:32:53,115 --> 00:32:56,073 Go and follow him, don't leave him alone! 329 00:32:56,235 --> 00:33:00,023 - And remember, don't spend too long in the water! - Alright. 330 00:33:01,955 --> 00:33:06,710 - Where did you find this Vincenzino, anyway? - He's a nice boy, pure! 331 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,105 Yeah, a pure-breed, like dogs! 332 00:33:09,635 --> 00:33:12,433 Hey Grandpa, they must have dropped him on his head as a child! 333 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:15,746 Go and bury the watermelon in the sand to keep it fresh. Go on! 334 00:33:19,035 --> 00:33:20,263 And hurry up about it! 335 00:33:29,035 --> 00:33:32,664 - It's all a waste of time, you'll see. - Alright, we'll see, we'll see... 336 00:33:32,835 --> 00:33:35,190 He's catatonic, I tell you. He's asleep, not awake! 337 00:33:35,355 --> 00:33:39,553 - When I was his age I'd have had sex 3 times by now. - Yeah, with yourself. 338 00:33:39,715 --> 00:33:43,310 If you only knew... 339 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,313 - Let's put him in the shade. - Hold on, I'll get a deckchair. 340 00:33:48,475 --> 00:33:52,753 - I've got stabbing pains. - Just take it easy. 341 00:33:55,195 --> 00:33:57,993 - Sit yourself down, Gigi. - Ouch, careful! 342 00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:00,626 Don't talk until you feel better. 343 00:34:01,315 --> 00:34:04,546 Stay in the shade and don't move. Tomorrow you'll be fine. 344 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:07,149 Hey, Roman, you're young and healthy! 345 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:13,710 - Hey, girls! - Shall we go for a swim together? - Sounds like fun! 346 00:34:14,115 --> 00:34:15,594 Come on, let's go! 347 00:34:15,795 --> 00:34:18,355 Poor thing! 348 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:24,272 Ah... at home, I should have stayed at home... 349 00:34:30,915 --> 00:34:32,826 What are you laughing at, asshole? 350 00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:34,986 You look like a sultan! 351 00:34:35,195 --> 00:34:39,108 - What a whack! That's got to hurt! - Ouch! 352 00:34:39,275 --> 00:34:40,264 A nice idea you had! 353 00:34:40,435 --> 00:34:44,587 "Give me a slap, we'll run out, throw ourselves in the sea..." 354 00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:53,073 Though I suppose it worked, they even washed your feet for you! 355 00:34:54,435 --> 00:34:56,744 Where the fuck were they going with that boat, anyway? 356 00:34:56,915 --> 00:34:59,634 They'll have to pay us compensation, you know, it's public land... 357 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,945 ... they must have insurance for this kind of thing. 358 00:35:02,115 --> 00:35:04,151 And it's a head injury, too... 359 00:35:04,315 --> 00:35:06,954 ... there's not a scientist in the world that fully understands them. 360 00:35:07,115 --> 00:35:09,424 So they'll have to give us a load of money. 361 00:35:10,995 --> 00:35:12,747 Why should they have to pay you? 362 00:35:12,915 --> 00:35:15,554 Not for me, I'm just saying... 363 00:35:15,755 --> 00:35:19,828 - Want a cigarette? - Yeah, go on. I'm stuck here now, anyway... 364 00:35:25,235 --> 00:35:26,554 Here. 365 00:35:39,395 --> 00:35:41,670 What the fuck?! The filter... 366 00:35:43,995 --> 00:35:48,307 - Fuckin'... - I'll get you another one, want me to light it for you? 367 00:35:58,355 --> 00:36:00,027 Good heavens! 368 00:36:11,075 --> 00:36:12,588 Did you see him put... 369 00:36:32,915 --> 00:36:36,828 Alright, I'm going for another swim, I'll be back in a bit. 370 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,667 You seem much better. 371 00:36:39,515 --> 00:36:43,872 Just a quick dip, then I'll be back! Stay in the shade! 372 00:38:27,475 --> 00:38:28,828 In you go, Rocco! 373 00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:44,107 - Vincenzino! - Here I am! 374 00:38:44,315 --> 00:38:47,830 - Did you like the sea? Warm, isn't it? - Not all of it! 375 00:38:48,355 --> 00:38:51,392 - Will you rub some sun cream on me? - Sure. 376 00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:54,865 I can't go swimming, the sun always burns me up. 377 00:38:55,715 --> 00:38:57,945 - Here. - Where should I put it? - Um, here. 378 00:39:08,435 --> 00:39:09,709 Rocco! 379 00:39:13,995 --> 00:39:15,394 I'm going for a swim! 380 00:39:24,275 --> 00:39:28,234 - Well? - What? - Well?! 381 00:39:28,555 --> 00:39:32,343 You sound like a couple of sheep! 382 00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:39,986 Teresina should find someone else, that guy's just embarrassing. 383 00:39:40,155 --> 00:39:44,194 - Where would we find someone as stupid as him? - They're around! 384 00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:47,472 - They're all too clever these days. - If you say so! 385 00:39:48,035 --> 00:39:50,344 Let's go and sit in the sun, come on. 386 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:54,386 This is the kind of thing her parents should be doing, not her grandparents. 387 00:39:54,555 --> 00:39:58,468 Do you want them to find out? They'd kill her if they knew... 388 00:39:58,635 --> 00:40:00,068 It's too early, just wait. 389 00:40:03,595 --> 00:40:05,392 Quick, let's get undressed! 390 00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:08,954 That way he'll find us naked, and that's that! 391 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,948 Quick, before he gets here. We'll finally give him what he wants. 392 00:40:12,115 --> 00:40:15,187 - Yeah, but he seems a bit crazy. - No! He's just an asshole. 393 00:40:15,995 --> 00:40:19,829 And I want him to find us naked. Here he is! Stand like this, without underwear. 394 00:40:19,995 --> 00:40:21,189 Let's see what he does. 395 00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:23,267 My underwear! 396 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,428 - Damn! - Where's he gone now?! 397 00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:37,668 How should I know? He's probably gone to get another 3 whiskeys. 398 00:40:47,035 --> 00:40:49,344 - You're the wife. - Um, yes. 399 00:40:51,275 --> 00:40:53,743 - And you're the lover? - So what? 400 00:40:54,955 --> 00:40:56,547 Strange. 401 00:41:05,515 --> 00:41:07,028 What do you think of me? 402 00:41:07,195 --> 00:41:12,349 - You're nice. Giulia has told me good thinks about you. Right? - Yes. 403 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:14,874 And what did she say? 404 00:41:15,035 --> 00:41:20,109 - That you were assistant director of the "Italy - Safe and Sound" agency. - Correct. 405 00:41:20,275 --> 00:41:27,192 That you were dealing with my file, that you were reasonable, friendly... 406 00:41:27,515 --> 00:41:30,109 ... and that we could easily come to an agreement. - Take it easy... 407 00:41:30,275 --> 00:41:32,345 ... you talk as though the deal has already been done. 408 00:41:32,515 --> 00:41:36,064 - Sorry, but we had an agreement... - Not with me. - What? 409 00:41:36,235 --> 00:41:39,068 With the "Italy - Safe and Sound" agency. 410 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:41,874 Right. Your agency offered me 3 million. 411 00:41:43,355 --> 00:41:46,313 I asked for 6, you told me it was possible... 412 00:41:46,475 --> 00:41:50,627 ... but that we had to talk in private. - Yes. 413 00:41:50,915 --> 00:41:52,712 So we spoke in private. 414 00:41:52,915 --> 00:41:55,827 Then you said that a third party was necessary... 415 00:41:56,235 --> 00:42:01,309 ... so there are three of us. Can we get to the point? - Of course, easy does it. 416 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,227 So, when did your husband die? 417 00:42:08,515 --> 00:42:09,743 I have it right here: 418 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:14,864 7 months ago, at the end of this month it will be 8. File no. 223/226. 419 00:42:15,275 --> 00:42:18,108 Deceased at 23:05, yes? 420 00:42:18,675 --> 00:42:23,146 Was hit by a Fiat 615 license number... etc., etc. 421 00:42:23,315 --> 00:42:26,751 Via Appia Nuova, at the corner of Via whats-it-called... Right? 422 00:42:26,915 --> 00:42:31,466 In the centre of the road... The autopsy has revealed that... 423 00:42:31,635 --> 00:42:35,708 ... the deceased died from a haemorrhage and and a blow to the brain. 424 00:42:35,955 --> 00:42:42,428 - I was alone that night, you know. I almost killed myself. - Me too. 425 00:42:42,595 --> 00:42:44,506 And why didn't you? 426 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,424 You could get a lot more insurance money that way. 427 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,591 All this beautiful money. 428 00:42:52,755 --> 00:42:56,304 Honestly, what is 6 million for a dead man these days? 429 00:42:56,475 --> 00:42:59,831 - Her husband is worth a lot more. - Her husband isn't worth a thing. 430 00:43:00,075 --> 00:43:02,748 What do you know? You didn't even know him. 431 00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:05,554 My husband had a heart as big as this beach house. 432 00:43:05,715 --> 00:43:08,183 A person's heart doesn't count for anything, insurance companies don't deal in hearts. 433 00:43:08,355 --> 00:43:10,425 Then your heart isn't worth anything either. 434 00:43:10,595 --> 00:43:12,586 My heart is worth 50 million, I'm insured. 435 00:43:12,755 --> 00:43:16,873 - When I die, I'll get 50 million. - 50 million? - That's right. 436 00:43:17,035 --> 00:43:20,744 - Are you married? - No. - The woman who marries you will get a good deal. 437 00:43:22,035 --> 00:43:23,514 Dishonest! 438 00:43:23,955 --> 00:43:27,948 The most dishonest women have the same qualities of the most honest of men. 439 00:43:28,955 --> 00:43:33,073 - Want us to show you? - Heaven forbid! Easy, take it easy. 440 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:35,829 Mr. Cerquetti, we're not going to eat you! 441 00:43:35,995 --> 00:43:39,351 Give us that money, we're ready and willing. 442 00:43:41,315 --> 00:43:42,794 Well, have you been thinking? 443 00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:46,948 What's there to think about? You're a man, we're two women... 444 00:43:47,115 --> 00:43:49,583 There's nothing to think about, we're together, first her, then me... 445 00:43:49,755 --> 00:43:53,953 ... at the beach, at the motel, at your house, wherever! It's simple! 446 00:43:54,475 --> 00:43:57,433 Simple, is it? Too simple! 447 00:43:57,595 --> 00:44:01,986 Why don't you think of something else, use your imaginations, something... 448 00:44:02,155 --> 00:44:06,068 Mr. Cerquetti, you're being a bit of an asshole. 449 00:44:06,675 --> 00:44:10,145 I can take your joking around, but can we get down to business now? 450 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,431 You made me come down here as well, what is it you're after? 451 00:44:12,595 --> 00:44:17,669 Oh, nothing. You're the ones who want the 6 million. Here it is... 452 00:44:19,995 --> 00:44:22,270 I want to give you it... 453 00:44:22,515 --> 00:44:24,983 ... but you've done nothing to deserve it. - Really? 454 00:44:25,155 --> 00:44:29,467 - I'm thirsty. I'm going to the bar to get... - Alright, we have time... 455 00:44:32,675 --> 00:44:36,953 - Gigi! Do you know where those two bitches went? - Where? 456 00:44:37,115 --> 00:44:39,265 Out in the shallows with those two soldiers. 457 00:44:39,435 --> 00:44:42,825 - Bitches! We should leave them here! - They can walk back! 458 00:44:43,235 --> 00:44:49,708 - Anyway, how do you feel? - I feel like I was beaten up by 50 people. 459 00:44:50,555 --> 00:44:53,228 Worse than when I was in the hospital, it really hurts. 460 00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:59,113 I hurts back here, too. What the fuck is that? The collar-bone? I don't know... 461 00:44:59,755 --> 00:45:05,785 It really hurts! Christ, my teeth even hurt! Keep laughing, asshole! 462 00:45:05,955 --> 00:45:07,786 I'm going for a swim. 463 00:45:08,795 --> 00:45:13,073 - Want me to take you home? - No, no. 464 00:45:13,235 --> 00:45:15,032 - Don't move, alright? - No! 465 00:45:23,915 --> 00:45:27,828 - Because the Germans are quick and dangerous. - They don't scare us. 466 00:45:28,075 --> 00:45:29,872 We have to overtake them. 467 00:45:30,035 --> 00:45:32,230 It's a key encounter, with the next championships in mind. 468 00:45:32,395 --> 00:45:35,387 To win the chance for further international games. 469 00:45:35,555 --> 00:45:39,867 The worst thing would be to go out there all haughty and complacent... 470 00:45:40,035 --> 00:45:44,586 ... convinced that we'll win. - Yes, but some games can be taken lightly. 471 00:45:44,755 --> 00:45:48,384 We have to create an atmosphere, you know? Just like last year. 472 00:45:48,555 --> 00:45:51,706 For me this is the only way to make sure we avoid certain risks. 473 00:45:55,835 --> 00:45:57,871 Did you see all those pretty women, Vincenzino? 474 00:45:58,115 --> 00:46:00,424 I've never seen so many people in underpants in my whole life. 475 00:46:00,755 --> 00:46:03,110 If only I was your age! 476 00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:09,153 She's pretty, Teresina, isn't she? A really pretty girl. 477 00:46:09,315 --> 00:46:13,274 And did you see how she's grown? 478 00:46:13,915 --> 00:46:17,988 - Here, smoke. - I don't smoke... - Smoke! It'll make you a man. 479 00:46:18,555 --> 00:46:20,432 Do you have a girl back home? 480 00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,543 Not any more. 481 00:46:26,915 --> 00:46:31,830 - Pretty, isn't she? Teresina. Real pretty. - This is all we need... 482 00:46:31,995 --> 00:46:37,069 Curse this damn beach, full of splinters, glass, rubbish! 483 00:46:37,675 --> 00:46:39,393 Tuck your balls back in. 484 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:44,867 - Here, sit down. - Have you hurt yourself? 485 00:46:45,115 --> 00:46:47,868 - I got a splinter in my foot. - Grandma will get it out. 486 00:46:48,035 --> 00:46:50,344 This splinter is really deep. 487 00:46:50,915 --> 00:46:54,590 - You try, I can't see a thing. - I can see even less than you! 488 00:46:54,755 --> 00:46:58,714 - You get it out, your eyes are better than ours. - Okay... 489 00:46:59,955 --> 00:47:03,027 - I'm hungry, when are we eating? - Wait for the watermelon, you! 490 00:47:03,915 --> 00:47:07,225 - Oh dear, we left all of our stuff on the beach, let's go. - I'm coming too. 491 00:47:07,395 --> 00:47:09,625 - Where does it hurt, here? - Yeah. 492 00:47:13,075 --> 00:47:16,545 If you don't take a splinter out, it goes further inside and comes out of your ear. 493 00:47:20,395 --> 00:47:22,067 You have to pull it out with your teeth. 494 00:47:23,755 --> 00:47:27,953 Pull what out? I don't have a splinter. 495 00:47:34,595 --> 00:47:36,074 Are you not hungry? 496 00:47:39,515 --> 00:47:42,507 - Want some fried chicken? - No, I don't like it. 497 00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:44,427 So you're my second cousin? 498 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:48,588 - Well, I guess so. Third, fourth... Want some fruit? - I don't like it. 499 00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:51,709 Don't you like anything? Not even women? 500 00:47:54,795 --> 00:47:56,865 I went with a woman once... 501 00:47:57,395 --> 00:48:01,149 ... but I didn't feel anything. Perhaps because she was old. 502 00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:05,385 So now you get why they brought us to the seaside. 503 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,432 No, why? 504 00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:13,465 - Those two are waiting outside, by the door. - Why, what do they want? 505 00:48:13,755 --> 00:48:16,110 They want us to make love. 506 00:48:17,955 --> 00:48:21,265 I thought I had better tell you everything. You are my cousin, after all. 507 00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:26,746 Um... I'm 3 months pregnant. 508 00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:30,665 I told Grandpa and Grandma and they took me to see a doctor. 509 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:34,345 And the doctor told me that I have... hold on. 510 00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:43,224 "Miss Teresina Fedeli may not undergo an abortive procedure..." 511 00:48:43,395 --> 00:48:45,431 "... because of stenosis of the cervical channel, caused..." 512 00:48:45,595 --> 00:48:48,632 "... by preexisting electro-dessication." 513 00:48:49,515 --> 00:48:53,224 I can't have an abortion, so I have to find another solution. 514 00:48:55,915 --> 00:49:02,753 What can you do? You can die from it, but I don't want to. But if I die... 515 00:49:03,755 --> 00:49:07,987 ... at least I'll get some peace in a nice little hole under the ground. 516 00:49:09,795 --> 00:49:13,344 If my father knew, he'd kill me. He's crazy. 517 00:49:15,395 --> 00:49:19,468 That's why they invited you to spend a few days with us at the seaside. 518 00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:25,149 All we have to do is make love and the kid will have a father. 519 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,985 Will you marry me right away? 520 00:49:35,835 --> 00:49:38,668 - What happened? - What is it? - He burst the rubber ring! 521 00:49:39,075 --> 00:49:42,704 It doesn't matter, I've already learned how to swim! Actually, I'm going in again. 522 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:46,026 Yeah, but go and swim in the sea, not in the shallows! 523 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:49,312 - In the sea! - Follow him! 524 00:49:49,475 --> 00:49:52,751 Go on, otherwise he might drown! 525 00:49:52,915 --> 00:49:57,306 - Quiet! Go on, listen to grandma. - Alright, "listen to grandma." 526 00:49:57,515 --> 00:49:59,471 "Listen to grandma!" 527 00:49:59,635 --> 00:50:03,230 Will you shut up? You should be nicer to that boy. 528 00:50:03,475 --> 00:50:06,467 What boy?! He's an imbecile! 529 00:50:06,635 --> 00:50:09,433 We have to let love bloom, nothing can happen in just one day! 530 00:50:09,595 --> 00:50:13,429 That guy needs a lifetime, not just a few days. 531 00:50:13,995 --> 00:50:17,351 - In my day... - Yeah, in your day! 532 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:19,824 When we first got together... 533 00:50:19,995 --> 00:50:24,671 ... it was two years before you even touched me. Two years! 534 00:50:24,835 --> 00:50:29,386 You didn't know if it looked like this, or like this! 535 00:50:29,555 --> 00:50:34,231 If you only knew... 536 00:50:34,595 --> 00:50:39,464 - Leave me alone! - Our Roman, always on guard! 537 00:50:39,635 --> 00:50:46,711 - Come on! - Take it easy! Put me down! 538 00:50:47,075 --> 00:50:54,151 Damn you! Put me down! My head hurts! 539 00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:55,664 Look at those muscles! 540 00:50:58,395 --> 00:51:00,033 Go fuck yourselves! 541 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,353 - Who has the bigger muscles? - Me, they're harder than yours. 542 00:51:04,515 --> 00:51:09,828 - 110 when pumped up, 99 normally. - 60 on the hips, etc. etc. 543 00:51:19,715 --> 00:51:25,984 One, two, three... 544 00:51:26,475 --> 00:51:31,469 - Up! One, two, three! - Can I do it? - Grab me here! 545 00:51:31,635 --> 00:51:36,504 - 1, 2, 3, I win! - I could break you in half! 546 00:51:36,755 --> 00:51:39,474 All these aerobics have made me rather hungry, you know! 547 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:43,308 Our hungry girls! 548 00:51:45,075 --> 00:51:49,751 - Expander for you, skipping rope for you. - Don't forget to bring the towels! 549 00:51:50,395 --> 00:51:52,704 I hope these two idiots have enough money to pay for lunch. 550 00:51:52,875 --> 00:52:00,555 Confused us for a couple of coat-hangers. And they're always making that noise... 551 00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:34,313 Bloody hell... 552 00:52:36,595 --> 00:52:38,028 A little nap... 553 00:52:42,075 --> 00:52:44,111 Just half an hour. 554 00:52:48,995 --> 00:52:50,747 I can't sleep. 555 00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:54,391 Perhaps I should count sheep. 556 00:52:55,835 --> 00:53:00,306 One, two... 557 00:53:02,835 --> 00:53:04,507 Three... 558 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:08,706 Four... 559 00:53:10,715 --> 00:53:12,148 Five... 560 00:53:15,355 --> 00:53:17,664 ... and six. 561 00:53:17,835 --> 00:53:19,427 Seven... 562 00:53:19,595 --> 00:53:21,267 ... and eight. 563 00:53:24,275 --> 00:53:25,947 Nine... 564 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,433 Nine, nine, nine... 565 00:53:33,595 --> 00:53:34,630 And... 566 00:53:36,395 --> 00:53:37,874 ... always nine. 567 00:53:38,555 --> 00:53:39,908 Nine... 568 00:53:42,795 --> 00:53:44,786 ... and ten! 569 00:53:45,395 --> 00:53:50,423 Fucking sheep! I should count pretty girls. 570 00:53:53,115 --> 00:53:56,630 One, two... 571 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:03,947 Three. 572 00:54:05,195 --> 00:54:07,709 Gigi! 573 00:54:07,955 --> 00:54:12,312 Gigi! Here we are! 574 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:15,473 - Four... - Thank you. 575 00:54:16,395 --> 00:54:17,874 Five. 576 00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:22,550 Six and seven. 577 00:54:23,155 --> 00:54:28,866 Gigi, how many of us are there? Guess... - Easier said than done! 578 00:54:29,035 --> 00:54:31,629 One, two, three, four, five... 579 00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:36,468 ... seven, eight, nine of you. - Well done. - Thank you. 580 00:54:41,395 --> 00:54:42,510 Look at them! 581 00:54:46,155 --> 00:54:49,113 - Gigi... - Gigi! 582 00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:54,623 - Gigi! - Gigi! 583 00:54:55,195 --> 00:54:59,507 Have you finished counting? They have to pay us the insurance! 584 00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:02,587 - They have to give us a load of money! - Damn you! 585 00:55:06,275 --> 00:55:12,987 100,000, 200,000, 300,000... 586 00:55:14,955 --> 00:55:16,946 400,000... 587 00:55:20,195 --> 00:55:21,947 500,000... 588 00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:26,068 600,000... 589 00:55:26,875 --> 00:55:30,709 700,000, 800,000... 590 00:55:32,075 --> 00:55:35,988 900,000 and a million! 591 00:55:37,915 --> 00:55:40,383 Million! 592 00:55:42,235 --> 00:55:43,714 Hey, Million! 593 00:55:46,835 --> 00:55:50,794 Million, now that you're the million, what will you do? 594 00:55:53,035 --> 00:55:57,267 - What will you do? - I don't know. 595 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:05,424 - Come here! - No! Who are you? I've never seen you before! 596 00:56:06,635 --> 00:56:07,988 Come here. 597 00:56:08,715 --> 00:56:11,787 You're trying to tempt me, but you'll never succeed. 598 00:56:13,395 --> 00:56:15,465 - I'll never succeed? - No. 599 00:56:16,515 --> 00:56:18,073 I'll never succeed... 600 00:56:18,595 --> 00:56:20,665 - I'll never succeed? - No! 601 00:56:22,115 --> 00:56:24,151 - I'll never succeed? - I said no! 602 00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:30,193 - I'll never succeed... - Don't make me laugh, naive woman! 603 00:56:33,235 --> 00:56:38,434 Naivety is always the biggest temptress. Naivety is cunning. 604 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:42,583 - What do you want? Who are you? - I am Naivety. 605 00:56:42,995 --> 00:56:48,706 Naivety. Alright, Naivety, leave me alone, will you? 606 00:56:49,315 --> 00:56:51,306 I'm in love with you. 607 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:55,351 I'm in love with you. 608 00:56:55,675 --> 00:56:59,111 - Are you coming? - No. - Then I'll come to you. 609 00:57:04,835 --> 00:57:06,666 I'm in love with you. 610 00:57:08,315 --> 00:57:09,828 Liar! 611 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:14,389 - Liar? - That's right, liar. - You're the liar! - Hands off... 612 00:57:14,555 --> 00:57:17,911 ... otherwise I'll give you a slap! - Son of a bitch! - You crazy woman! 613 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:22,914 Who do you think you are? You lousy tramp, leave me alone! 614 00:57:23,155 --> 00:57:27,228 - You big fat liar! - Damn you! - Wait, listen! 615 00:57:27,635 --> 00:57:30,752 - Tramp! - Naivety! 616 00:57:30,955 --> 00:57:33,753 Lousy tramp! Leave me alone! Go away! 617 00:57:34,475 --> 00:57:37,592 Listen! What came first, the chicken or the egg? 618 00:57:37,755 --> 00:57:41,953 - I don't know, go away! - Tell me! - Go away! 619 00:57:42,115 --> 00:57:45,471 - What colour was Garibaldi's white horse? - I don't know! 620 00:57:45,635 --> 00:57:47,591 It was white! 621 00:57:49,075 --> 00:57:51,873 Hey! Do you want to get yourself killed? 622 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:54,754 Look, I'll show you how I die. 623 00:57:57,835 --> 00:58:02,750 Breath! Hey, breath! 624 00:58:04,435 --> 00:58:07,427 - Breath! - No, I'm dying. 625 00:58:08,755 --> 00:58:10,154 Breath! 626 00:58:12,275 --> 00:58:14,231 She must really want to die. 627 00:58:17,355 --> 00:58:19,311 Who put this fucking thing here? 628 00:58:19,475 --> 00:58:23,468 Who put this fucking thing here? I need to get out! 629 00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:30,465 Darling, we're finally alone. This time I won't open up for anyone. 630 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,711 Not until I've made you mine! 631 00:58:35,195 --> 00:58:39,473 - Undress me, my love! Hurt me! - Yes! 632 00:58:39,635 --> 00:58:42,468 I need you, I want you! 633 00:58:45,515 --> 00:58:48,951 - Oh, yes, I'm all yours! - All mine! 634 00:58:49,115 --> 00:58:55,190 "Carlo, je t'aime, Mon cheri. C'est bon!" 635 00:58:55,555 --> 00:59:01,994 - Huh? - I'm all yours! - Ah, yes, you're all mine. 636 00:59:02,155 --> 00:59:06,592 - Please, I want you inside me, penetrate me with your sword! - Yes... 637 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:11,906 - Yes, I'll stab you! With my sword... - Hey! 638 00:59:13,155 --> 00:59:16,784 You woke me up, you know! I was having a nice dream. 639 00:59:19,195 --> 00:59:20,469 What time is it? 640 00:59:55,275 --> 00:59:56,754 Nando! 641 00:59:56,915 --> 00:59:59,190 - Nando! - What?! 642 01:00:00,275 --> 01:00:02,835 - I'm hungry. - Thank God, you must be feeling better. 643 01:00:03,155 --> 01:00:06,625 I've got 4,000 lire left, go to the bar and get a beer and two sandwiches. 644 01:00:13,795 --> 01:00:17,504 - What do you want in them? - Whatever you want. You know, food. 645 01:00:17,675 --> 01:00:20,269 With sauce! 646 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:25,345 "The soup is ready, it's dinner time!" 647 01:00:27,355 --> 01:00:29,311 Swimming sure makes you hungry! 648 01:00:29,475 --> 01:00:33,263 That's right, doctors send people who can't work up an appetite to swim in the sea. 649 01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:36,592 "Superproton 2000", you can eat as many of these as you want! 650 01:00:36,795 --> 01:00:39,309 A handful of these contains the entire alphabet of vitamins! 651 01:00:39,475 --> 01:00:41,147 A, B, C, D, E, F. 652 01:00:41,315 --> 01:00:43,431 46% protein, they're hyper-calorific! 653 01:00:43,595 --> 01:00:46,951 A handful of these is like eating a plate of pasta, roast chicken, vegetables... 654 01:00:47,115 --> 01:00:48,343 ... cheese and fruit. 655 01:00:52,195 --> 01:00:55,744 - Come on, Giovanni! - Help yourself to a handful, girls! 656 01:00:55,915 --> 01:00:59,066 Right, vitamins A, B, C... 657 01:00:59,235 --> 01:01:01,829 ... without putting on any weight... 658 01:01:02,035 --> 01:01:06,506 ... chicken, pasta, cheese... - Shall we try some? 659 01:01:06,715 --> 01:01:11,106 Don't even think about it! Pills are all we need! I would rather eat those two raw, anyway! 660 01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:13,067 Yeah, at least we'll eat them! 661 01:01:13,235 --> 01:01:17,308 See if you have some change in your purse, I'm broke. 662 01:01:17,635 --> 01:01:20,707 I don't know... 663 01:01:22,995 --> 01:01:24,474 Here, look. 664 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:31,953 160, 170, 180 lire, a token, and the rest are leaflets 665 01:01:32,115 --> 01:01:35,790 - We should have spent the day selling shampoo, instead. - What shall we do? 666 01:01:35,955 --> 01:01:37,991 Get dressed and go. We'll hitch a ride... 667 01:01:38,155 --> 01:01:41,670 ... and I'll show the first men who pull over what they're missing! - No. 668 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:44,747 I'm not walking all that way just to find some men. 669 01:01:44,955 --> 01:01:48,231 Then let's go to the restaurant and see what happens. 670 01:01:48,395 --> 01:01:50,033 No, I'm not coming. 671 01:01:50,275 --> 01:01:52,550 We won't eat. Alright, we're fasting. 672 01:01:52,715 --> 01:01:56,025 - Have some dignity! We'll get dressed and go. - Alright. 673 01:02:22,355 --> 01:02:25,586 Why don't we stay a little longer? We could for another swim. 674 01:02:26,595 --> 01:02:28,950 And anyway, to leave this early... 675 01:02:30,395 --> 01:02:32,545 Yeah, but in this hot weather... 676 01:02:34,355 --> 01:02:38,587 I'm all sweaty. I could really use a shower. 677 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,872 I'd love a shower, too! 678 01:02:47,075 --> 01:02:50,590 - What are you looking at? - Could you go outside for a moment, please? 679 01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:54,151 - Please, we have to get changed. - Thieves. 680 01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:57,665 - Huh? - Thieves. 681 01:02:58,635 --> 01:03:02,628 - What was that? What are you saying? - What do you want? 682 01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:10,184 Come on, Jole. Let's go for a swim. This guy's crazy. 683 01:03:17,675 --> 01:03:23,068 - Mr. Cerquetti! We're waiting for you! - We'll be at the restaurant! 684 01:03:31,315 --> 01:03:34,944 - Time to eat! - Go on, go and set the table! 685 01:03:37,235 --> 01:03:39,624 - Are you hungry, Vincenzino? - Yeah. 686 01:03:39,795 --> 01:03:43,754 I'll show you a lunch like you've never had before. Come on, give me a hand. 687 01:03:46,835 --> 01:03:48,553 No, the other way, turn it round. 688 01:03:50,995 --> 01:03:53,714 - Here, pull it towards you. - Spread it out. 689 01:03:57,155 --> 01:03:58,747 Try some of this wine, Vincenzino! 690 01:04:00,312 --> 01:04:01,347 Tastes nice! 691 01:04:01,512 --> 01:04:04,982 Vincenzino, smell this chicken! Teresina cooked it! 692 01:04:05,432 --> 01:04:06,706 Smells nice, doesn't it? 693 01:04:10,792 --> 01:04:12,862 - How do you open this? - Hold on! 694 01:04:19,352 --> 01:04:23,265 - Smell that! - Thanks... - In a minute! 695 01:04:25,312 --> 01:04:28,270 Leave those potatoes alone! We're all eating together. 696 01:04:30,592 --> 01:04:33,504 - Water. - The cannelloni is in here. - Yes... 697 01:04:33,752 --> 01:04:38,667 - Vincenzino, we brought salmon as well. - Ah, salmon. 698 01:04:38,872 --> 01:04:42,421 Look at this, caviar! 699 01:04:43,712 --> 01:04:46,624 - How do you eat that? - With your mouth. 700 01:04:48,472 --> 01:04:52,545 Hold on! Vincenzino, this cannelloni smells good! 701 01:04:53,152 --> 01:04:56,701 - Teresina made these too, you know? - Thank you. - This is for you. 702 01:04:59,672 --> 01:05:03,347 This is for Teresina, and this is for Grandpa. 703 01:05:03,512 --> 01:05:06,470 - Alright, enjoy your meal! - Enjoy your meal. 704 01:05:08,232 --> 01:05:11,463 Nando! I'm starving, hurry up! 705 01:05:14,352 --> 01:05:17,708 You took your time! I'm starving! 706 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,466 What a rip-off! Two sandwiches and a beer, 3,000 lire. 707 01:05:20,632 --> 01:05:24,307 - Is there sauce? - Yeah. - Sauce? - Yeah, with sauce. - I'm starving! 708 01:05:33,352 --> 01:05:34,865 Nando, get a move on! 709 01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:39,264 The sandwiches? 710 01:05:40,712 --> 01:05:42,111 I don't know, they were right here. 711 01:05:44,672 --> 01:05:46,264 Hey, is this your dog? 712 01:05:47,632 --> 01:05:50,510 - So what? - He ate our sandwiches! 713 01:05:50,752 --> 01:05:52,868 I hope there wasn't chicken in them, chicken makes him ill. 714 01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:54,784 Rocco, come here! 715 01:05:56,152 --> 01:05:58,666 Bastard dog! 716 01:05:58,832 --> 01:06:01,790 Eating sandwiches, were you? No dinner for you! 717 01:06:02,072 --> 01:06:05,621 That's enough. Sit down and don't movie! You little thief! 718 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:14,752 - What should we do now? Eat the beer? - What do I care? The dog ate them... 719 01:06:16,632 --> 01:06:18,907 Pass me your plates, I'll give you some chicken. 720 01:06:19,232 --> 01:06:23,111 - Teresina made this, too. - Well done. 721 01:06:39,312 --> 01:06:41,348 I recognise your face. 722 01:06:41,912 --> 01:06:43,982 Are you kidding, Mister? 723 01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:50,386 - Where are you from, what neighbourhood? - Via dei Santissimi Quattro, near the Colosseum. 724 01:06:50,912 --> 01:06:52,470 At the bottom of the hill. 725 01:07:03,832 --> 01:07:05,390 I know you from somewhere. 726 01:07:07,592 --> 01:07:10,868 - What's your father's name? - Toto. 727 01:07:11,232 --> 01:07:16,545 - Toto... Toto... Toto what? - Toto Angeletti. 728 01:07:17,072 --> 01:07:19,028 You're Toto's son?! 729 01:07:19,232 --> 01:07:23,430 - Did you know my father? - Me and Toto were like this. 730 01:07:24,112 --> 01:07:25,545 Is he still around? 731 01:07:25,832 --> 01:07:29,825 Kind of... but he's dead. 732 01:07:30,632 --> 01:07:32,429 He's kind of dead? 733 01:07:33,552 --> 01:07:37,067 Damn, I'm so sorry! Poor Toto! 734 01:07:37,232 --> 01:07:39,302 We were great friends, always together... 735 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:42,430 ... you wouldn't remember, it's been so long, you were just a kid! 736 01:07:42,592 --> 01:07:47,347 Of course I remember, yeah! I thought I recognised your face, too. 737 01:07:47,512 --> 01:07:50,902 So you remember? Then sit down, eat with us. 738 01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:54,943 Eat, tuck in! 739 01:07:55,192 --> 01:07:58,741 We have so much food, too much to go around anyway! Eat! Drink! 740 01:08:00,112 --> 01:08:01,704 Drink, it'll do you good! 741 01:08:09,312 --> 01:08:13,942 What a man your father was! I hope you're half the man he was. 742 01:08:14,112 --> 01:08:17,184 - I am, I am... - What was that? - I am! 743 01:08:17,592 --> 01:08:21,665 What a womanizer her was! None of them were safe. 744 01:08:22,472 --> 01:08:26,260 As soon as he saw one, bam! He was sleeping with half of Rome. 745 01:08:26,472 --> 01:08:30,101 But then he found the right girl, got married... 746 01:08:30,552 --> 01:08:32,463 ... and settled down. 747 01:08:34,712 --> 01:08:37,670 You take after him, I suppose. 748 01:08:43,672 --> 01:08:48,541 And... are you married? 749 01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:52,229 No, no. I'm as free as a bird! 750 01:08:58,512 --> 01:09:00,343 By the way, what did you do to your head? 751 01:09:01,112 --> 01:09:04,468 God knows what would have happened if I wasn't there! He got hit by a boat. 752 01:09:04,632 --> 01:09:07,351 Came out of nowhere. They have to pay us. It's public land. 753 01:09:07,512 --> 01:09:08,911 See, look what happened to him. 754 01:09:09,592 --> 01:09:11,947 There has to be insurance. 755 01:09:12,112 --> 01:09:14,467 And anyway, who knows with head injuries? 756 01:09:14,632 --> 01:09:18,386 It hurts! It hurts! No one can tell you any different. 757 01:09:19,712 --> 01:09:22,863 They'll have to give us a load of money. We're going to get paid, aren't we? 758 01:09:23,032 --> 01:09:27,184 - Is he a friend of yours? - Nando, this is Mr... - Nice to meet you. 759 01:09:27,352 --> 01:09:31,709 My wife, my little grandson, this guy's... yeah, the less said about him the better... 760 01:09:31,912 --> 01:09:37,270 ... and this is beautiful granddaughter. See how pretty she is? 761 01:09:37,432 --> 01:09:39,309 - Nice to meet you, Gigi. - Nando. 762 01:09:40,472 --> 01:09:44,943 - Want some? Sit down. - Here, drink. - Tuck in. 763 01:09:48,632 --> 01:09:50,304 It's just leftovers anyway. 764 01:09:52,992 --> 01:09:54,744 Here, eat this too. 765 01:09:58,272 --> 01:09:59,830 So he's dead. 766 01:09:59,992 --> 01:10:04,508 Poor thing... poor... kind of dead. 767 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:08,465 - Toto Angeletti. - Yeah, Toto Angeletti. 768 01:10:09,632 --> 01:10:13,864 - Do you know them? Who are they? - Who cares? Just eat and shut up! 769 01:10:14,392 --> 01:10:17,225 If your dad could hear this... 770 01:10:17,392 --> 01:10:20,623 A drop for Grandpa, and a drop for Grandma. 771 01:10:21,992 --> 01:10:25,507 - Who is this Toto? - Be quiet! Who cares? 772 01:10:27,192 --> 01:10:30,150 Pretty! My pretty granddaughter. 773 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:34,745 How old are you? 774 01:10:35,312 --> 01:10:38,304 - Twenty... - What? - Almost 28. 775 01:10:40,432 --> 01:10:41,945 My head, you see... 776 01:10:43,192 --> 01:10:44,784 What do you do for a living? 777 01:10:45,472 --> 01:10:48,589 We work at a petrol station. Washing and greasing. 778 01:10:49,112 --> 01:10:54,584 - Ah, an honest job. Decent pay, is it? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's petrol. 779 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:59,866 - Black gold! Isn't that right... - Gigi. - Gigi. 780 01:11:06,432 --> 01:11:09,742 - Get this damn ball out of here! - Did that hurt? 781 01:11:10,592 --> 01:11:16,861 Me? No, I'm hard-headed. What about you, did you hurt yourself? 782 01:11:17,192 --> 01:11:20,389 No, it's nothing. I banged my head, but it's nothing. 783 01:11:20,632 --> 01:11:23,351 - Your bandage came undone. - Thanks. 784 01:11:25,232 --> 01:11:28,941 The watermelon! Go and get the watermelon, Vincenzino! 785 01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:31,626 - Yeah, let's get the watermelon! - Go on! 786 01:11:34,552 --> 01:11:38,943 Miss, you should have seen it. There's a cut on his head from here to here. 787 01:11:39,112 --> 01:11:41,421 They'll have to give us at least a million each... 788 01:11:41,632 --> 01:11:44,829 ... and not even a scientist can tell us any different. 789 01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:50,023 - Ouch! It hurts, it hurts! - Drink up! 790 01:11:50,512 --> 01:11:54,027 - What's your name? - Nando. - Nando, drink up! - Thanks. 791 01:11:54,192 --> 01:11:59,186 - Drink up... - Gigi. - Drink up, Gigi! What a great guy you are! 792 01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:02,025 "And to the sweetest girl of mine, I give the most wine!" 793 01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:05,070 No, none for me thanks. It only makes me dizzy. 794 01:12:05,472 --> 01:12:09,385 This is nothing, it's honest wine! It's from Olevano Romano. 795 01:12:09,552 --> 01:12:13,147 That's where we're from! 796 01:12:13,312 --> 01:12:16,509 Last month we put on a show in the town square. 797 01:12:16,672 --> 01:12:18,981 - At night-time, all illuminated. - What kind of show? 798 01:12:19,152 --> 01:12:20,380 "Amateur hour". 799 01:12:20,552 --> 01:12:23,703 You know those things they put on in towns, with peanuts, roast meat... 800 01:12:23,872 --> 01:12:25,863 He won, you know, he got first place... 801 01:12:26,112 --> 01:12:29,263 Don't bang your head around here, no one will give you anything! 802 01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:32,390 - You can play for them, can't you? - What?! Are you crazy? 803 01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:36,465 - With all that chicken I've eaten! - You should hear him play. 804 01:12:36,632 --> 01:12:40,625 - Cut it out! - Come and sit here next to Teresina, there's more room. 805 01:12:41,072 --> 01:12:45,907 - You should hear him with his... things. - What kind of things? 806 01:12:46,072 --> 01:12:49,189 - Things, you know... things. - What things? 807 01:12:49,352 --> 01:12:55,587 Things, you know... such shows! Such melodies! Come on, Gigi. 808 01:12:56,752 --> 01:13:00,062 I don't feel like it... Come on, leave me alone. 809 01:13:00,232 --> 01:13:04,271 Come on, you can't let us down now. What does he do? 810 01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:06,064 You should hear his trumpet. 811 01:13:12,992 --> 01:13:15,381 Shut up, stupid dog! 812 01:14:33,472 --> 01:14:36,032 Thank you. 813 01:14:36,192 --> 01:14:37,784 - Uncle! - Grandpa! 814 01:14:37,952 --> 01:14:39,704 We can't find this watermelon. 815 01:14:40,472 --> 01:14:44,670 We dug a hole this deep, but there's no watermelon. Just water. 816 01:14:44,872 --> 01:14:50,390 What are you talking about? Go on, dig the entire beach up if you have to! 817 01:14:50,592 --> 01:14:58,510 - Go! Dig, find that watermelon! Nice one, Gigi. - Today, you know, my head... 818 01:14:58,672 --> 01:15:04,747 Never mind all this modern music! This is... the sound of nature! 819 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:08,428 Shall we go and get a nice cup of coffee? I could really go for one right now. 820 01:15:09,432 --> 01:15:10,990 - Come on, Nando. - Let's go. 821 01:15:12,232 --> 01:15:14,188 Give me a hand cleaning up. 822 01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:16,861 We'll see you down by the see. Come on, Rocco. 823 01:15:24,832 --> 01:15:27,983 - Alright... - Come on, let's go. 824 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:53,751 "Calling all police cars!" 825 01:15:53,952 --> 01:15:56,147 "Calling all police cars!" 826 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:05,986 Goodness me! 827 01:17:06,152 --> 01:17:11,385 Why does nothing bad ever happen to a good man? 828 01:17:13,112 --> 01:17:17,867 How disgusting! Damn dog, did you do that? 829 01:17:19,392 --> 01:17:21,826 That's the dog that peed on our towel! 830 01:17:21,992 --> 01:17:23,550 Do you understand what this pig wants? 831 01:17:24,072 --> 01:17:25,744 Did you not hear what he said at the restaurant? 832 01:17:25,912 --> 01:17:28,824 - "Chastity sharpens the brain". - Sharpens, my ass! 833 01:17:28,992 --> 01:17:32,507 - He wants to watch us two have sex. - Yeah, that's all we need. 834 01:17:39,272 --> 01:17:44,300 Mr. Cerquetti, we know what you're thinking, and we won't do it. 835 01:17:44,632 --> 01:17:47,385 We're not the type, Mr. Cerquetti. 836 01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:53,791 So what did you think up? 837 01:17:55,392 --> 01:18:00,227 Honestly: You want me and Bice to have sex in front of you. 838 01:18:00,392 --> 01:18:02,348 But we're two normal women. 839 01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:06,983 Mr. Cerquetti, you're a handsome man. We might have even given it a try... 840 01:18:07,152 --> 01:18:09,666 ... but after all that's happened, no. 841 01:18:09,832 --> 01:18:12,665 No, definitely not. 842 01:18:14,712 --> 01:18:17,624 We've thought of everything, you know. But all natural stuff. 843 01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:20,943 First me, then bot of us together, on top, underneath, upside down. 844 01:18:21,112 --> 01:18:25,264 Standing up, on the floor, inside, outside, things that happen between a man and a woman. 845 01:18:25,672 --> 01:18:31,463 Ah! So this is what you thought up! Well done, very well done. 846 01:18:32,832 --> 01:18:35,744 How on earth can you live with such disgusting imaginations? 847 01:18:36,312 --> 01:18:40,749 - Then what do you want?! - Tell us clearly, once and for all! 848 01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:48,546 I am clear, you're the ones who aren't. You haven't thought of everything. 849 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:50,791 You're missing one thing. 850 01:18:50,952 --> 01:18:53,227 This is what you're missing! It's right between our legs! 851 01:18:53,392 --> 01:18:57,749 - Show him yours as well! Look! - Get away from me, hussies! 852 01:18:57,912 --> 01:19:00,028 Strip him! 853 01:19:00,192 --> 01:19:01,261 It's occupied! 854 01:19:01,432 --> 01:19:05,107 - Get his belt off! - You obscene harlots! - Grab his leg! 855 01:19:05,272 --> 01:19:08,503 - Yes, get undressed. - That's enough! - Loosen his belt. - Stop! 856 01:19:08,752 --> 01:19:13,587 - Don't be afraid! - Easy now! It's just like going to the dentists. - Let go of me... 857 01:19:13,952 --> 01:19:17,706 - No! - Yes! - No! - Yes, we've got you now! 858 01:19:17,872 --> 01:19:21,467 God, help me! Give me the strength to resist! 859 01:19:21,952 --> 01:19:25,342 Why is my body so weak? 860 01:19:25,512 --> 01:19:28,265 - No! - Don't be shy, come on, it'll be over as soon as you know it. 861 01:19:28,712 --> 01:19:31,067 What the hell is this? 862 01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:35,180 What kind of underpants do you wear, Mr. Cerquetti? 863 01:19:35,832 --> 01:19:39,142 - They're closed with a lock. - You have security on your underwear? 864 01:19:43,752 --> 01:19:48,826 Women! Oh, women! 865 01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:51,301 - This guy's crazy, I... - No, no... 866 01:19:52,632 --> 01:19:57,023 - Mr. Cerquetti, where are you leading us? - I know... 867 01:19:59,352 --> 01:20:00,910 To paradise. 868 01:20:02,792 --> 01:20:06,671 - Where? - Sorry? - Paradise is not lost. 869 01:20:07,392 --> 01:20:11,180 Paradise exists, and it will be my reward. 870 01:20:11,392 --> 01:20:14,350 - People are waiting! - Just a minute, we're coming! 871 01:20:14,512 --> 01:20:16,503 This cabin is for everyone! 872 01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:21,866 Mr. Cerquetti, let's go and get 3 whiskeys. This time we'll drink as well, come on. 873 01:20:25,312 --> 01:20:28,224 - We'll drink too, you'll see. - Yeah, we'll drink too. 874 01:20:28,392 --> 01:20:32,704 - Anyway, you'll never succeed. - You think so? - No! 875 01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:34,828 - You'll never succeed! - Heaven forbid! 876 01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:37,351 I'll just get my notebook. 877 01:20:42,232 --> 01:20:45,429 - What's the name of that gym? - "Martial Arts". 878 01:20:46,472 --> 01:20:53,184 Right, "Martial Arts..." Damn, this pen is leaking. 879 01:20:53,352 --> 01:20:56,503 - Do you have a tissue? - Yeah... no, I never carry them. 880 01:20:56,672 --> 01:21:02,508 - The number? - 832432. - "832432". 881 01:21:05,832 --> 01:21:07,231 Come on. 882 01:21:10,512 --> 01:21:15,142 God damn this stupid beach, full of glass, splinters! 883 01:21:15,312 --> 01:21:17,667 - Ouch, it really stings! - Let me see. 884 01:21:20,272 --> 01:21:23,867 - You try and get it out, I can't see. - What use are my eyes? 885 01:21:24,032 --> 01:21:25,943 Get it out, will you Gigi? You're younger than we are. 886 01:21:27,912 --> 01:21:29,630 Wasn't it your other foot? 887 01:21:30,032 --> 01:21:34,150 - Come on, we left all our stuff on the beach. - I'm coming, too. 888 01:21:45,112 --> 01:21:46,784 This is disinfected, you see. 889 01:21:50,992 --> 01:21:53,825 - What star sign are you? - The hammer and the sickle. 890 01:21:54,872 --> 01:21:57,670 No, I'm kidding. I was born in February, I'm a Pisces. 891 01:21:57,872 --> 01:22:02,150 - Ah, I'm a Pisces too. - Then we make a nice couple of fish! 892 01:22:03,032 --> 01:22:06,229 - Two Pisces never get along. - How do you know? 893 01:22:06,432 --> 01:22:09,504 Want to bet? We can give it a try. 894 01:22:10,712 --> 01:22:16,184 It must be one of those little splinters, the kind that go in and... 895 01:22:17,192 --> 01:22:18,864 - Does it hurt? - A bit. 896 01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:23,231 Hold on. Here it comes... 897 01:22:23,632 --> 01:22:26,192 Got it! It's invisible! 898 01:22:26,672 --> 01:22:33,384 Where were we? Ah yes, fish. Pisces don't make love with each other, then? 899 01:22:35,512 --> 01:22:39,551 I think I might give you a kiss. Can I give you one? 900 01:22:42,872 --> 01:22:44,908 Damn! Are you trying to take my eye out? 901 01:22:45,952 --> 01:22:49,945 - Why, how are you supposed to do it? - You've never kissed anyone? 902 01:22:54,152 --> 01:22:59,385 What, are you crying? Because of this? You should be happy, it's only natural. 903 01:22:59,712 --> 01:23:04,183 - You know how many women would love to be like you? - What, a virgin? 904 01:23:05,792 --> 01:23:08,750 Well, more or less, kind of... 905 01:23:08,912 --> 01:23:11,870 Let's go and get you a drink of water. Come on, it'll calm you down. 906 01:23:13,392 --> 01:23:16,589 - Who are we? - The strongest! 907 01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:19,829 - Who are we? - The meanest! 908 01:23:20,552 --> 01:23:24,261 - What are we? - One step ahead! 909 01:23:24,512 --> 01:23:28,221 - What do we have? - Blind faith! 910 01:23:28,392 --> 01:23:32,067 - What do we do to our enemies? - Put them on their knees! 911 01:23:32,312 --> 01:23:38,262 - And what do we kick? - Their ass! Their ass! Their ass! Their ass! 912 01:23:44,232 --> 01:23:48,384 We're almost cooked. Fell asleep in the sun like two lovebirds. 913 01:23:48,592 --> 01:23:54,383 Yes, finally we're alone. Love is a wonderful thing. 914 01:23:54,552 --> 01:23:58,022 "Oui, Mon amour..." Take me, I'm all yours! 915 01:23:58,312 --> 01:24:02,749 Love leaves me happy, exhausted, but I can never get enough! Never! 916 01:24:02,912 --> 01:24:04,868 It burns! 917 01:24:06,392 --> 01:24:08,269 We're all sunburnt! 918 01:24:09,512 --> 01:24:14,506 Burned all over by the sun. Take my chain off. Careful, easy does it. 919 01:24:18,832 --> 01:24:20,151 Careful now! 920 01:24:21,552 --> 01:24:25,750 - Oh, my darling, come here. Let's try on the bench. - Okay. 921 01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:33,948 - It burns! - We can't do it! 922 01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:36,501 - Take your knickers off. - We can't touch each other! 923 01:24:36,672 --> 01:24:39,470 - Let's try without touching. - Alright. 924 01:24:45,952 --> 01:24:50,628 - It burns, but I want you so bad! - It's impossible! 925 01:24:50,952 --> 01:24:56,629 Darling, come here, put your hand up there. Put your leg up on the bench. 926 01:24:57,792 --> 01:24:59,783 Pull your bathing suit down, slowly. 927 01:25:06,272 --> 01:25:08,103 Open up! 928 01:25:16,152 --> 01:25:19,827 Ketty! Did you hurt yourself! Assholes! 929 01:25:22,032 --> 01:25:24,262 Carlo! Carlo! 930 01:25:34,752 --> 01:25:36,663 It's freezing! 931 01:25:46,752 --> 01:25:49,471 - Damn, it was sunny before. - It's not sunny anymore. 932 01:25:49,672 --> 01:25:51,151 Stupid dog! 933 01:25:58,552 --> 01:26:06,061 Look. Thumb, forefinger, and the little finger's disappeared. See? 934 01:26:07,512 --> 01:26:10,822 I'm just teaching her a little game. It's raining, anyway. 935 01:26:20,192 --> 01:26:23,787 "There is a sacrifice that the Lord finds utterly divine..." 936 01:26:23,952 --> 01:26:25,465 "... and the Holy Spirit..." 937 01:26:30,072 --> 01:26:31,471 "... perfection." 938 01:26:32,872 --> 01:26:34,385 Are you a priest? 939 01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,987 Grandpa, did you hear? He's a priest. 940 01:26:40,152 --> 01:26:43,030 So what? Can't a priest come to the beach for a swim? 941 01:26:43,272 --> 01:26:46,025 What makes them so special? They're just like the rest of us. 942 01:27:11,232 --> 01:27:13,746 What time is it? Do you know what time it is? 943 01:27:15,952 --> 01:27:18,512 16:18 and 20 seconds, exactly. 944 01:27:18,712 --> 01:27:23,786 No, it's 16:18 and 58 seconds. It's electronic. 945 01:27:23,952 --> 01:27:29,902 - 16:18 and 57 seconds. - 58 seconds. Mine's electronic. 946 01:27:30,072 --> 01:27:31,664 No idea. Come on, let's go. 947 01:27:33,872 --> 01:27:38,184 - What terrible weather. It's turned cold, too. - I know. 948 01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:43,626 - Do you think it'll stop. - You know, it's that heavy kind... 949 01:27:44,872 --> 01:27:46,544 Do you know this? 950 01:27:48,592 --> 01:27:49,741 And this? 951 01:27:53,752 --> 01:27:57,665 Dishonest! 952 01:27:58,352 --> 01:28:00,263 What terrible weather! 953 01:28:00,632 --> 01:28:05,148 Oh, Lord! Yes, it's true! I've sinned! I've sinned! 954 01:28:05,912 --> 01:28:09,427 These two women dragged me into their whirlpool of sin. 955 01:28:10,192 --> 01:28:14,788 - Six, seven... - No, six! - I count seven! - Seven? - Seven! 956 01:28:14,952 --> 01:28:17,307 He started with me, then he went with you twice. 957 01:28:17,472 --> 01:28:22,671 ... then three times with me. - No! - Three with me! - What? - 3 in a row! 958 01:28:22,832 --> 01:28:26,268 - Oh, he wanted to... - Yeah, with his hands. - Insatiable. 959 01:28:28,432 --> 01:28:34,302 And now I am condemned to burn in the eternal fires of hell! 960 01:28:35,952 --> 01:28:41,470 But it's not my fault! It's their fault! Yes, you two! 961 01:28:44,912 --> 01:28:47,949 Please, allow me to redeem myself! 962 01:28:48,632 --> 01:28:52,181 - What's he doing, a rain dance? - Poor thing, he must be drunk. 963 01:28:52,592 --> 01:28:56,471 - How much did he drink? Is he an alcoholic? - No, he's just a little crazy. 964 01:28:56,632 --> 01:29:01,023 - But he's been drinking whisky all day. - I've followed the devil. 965 01:29:02,472 --> 01:29:06,101 If you doubt me, ask my guardian angel. 966 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:11,545 Why didn't he tell me that women are more bitter than death? 967 01:29:12,312 --> 01:29:19,104 The root of all evil, Satan's soldiers, a bowl of every kind of corruption. 968 01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:21,740 Even Saint Cipriano said that every woman... 969 01:29:21,952 --> 01:29:24,944 ... should be embarrassed, just at the thought of being a woman. 970 01:29:25,952 --> 01:29:30,389 Not Saint Cipriano! Saint Clemente of Alessandria, Father of the Church. 971 01:29:32,432 --> 01:29:35,344 Shut up! Shut up... 972 01:29:35,672 --> 01:29:39,551 I didn't want to! I didn't want to! 973 01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:42,545 All men are decedents of Adam. 974 01:29:42,712 --> 01:29:47,228 Love is a lusty whim, always followed by disgust. 975 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:51,227 But to avoid it would be to destroy mankind. 976 01:29:51,392 --> 01:29:56,022 - I found it! I found the watermelon! - An act against nature. 977 01:29:56,192 --> 01:29:58,501 Teresina, did you see that I found the watermelon? 978 01:29:58,672 --> 01:30:01,061 See what a good guy he is? He found the watermelon. 979 01:30:01,272 --> 01:30:03,422 I think we have enough water right now! 980 01:30:12,152 --> 01:30:14,950 Hey, let's get a photo of you all together. 981 01:30:15,152 --> 01:30:17,461 - Yeah, a photo! - Okay! 982 01:30:17,752 --> 01:30:19,663 Gigi, put your hands on my shoulders. 983 01:30:22,272 --> 01:30:27,392 The guy with the watermelon on his head, move back a bit! 984 01:30:30,472 --> 01:30:32,986 One of you needs to fill this gap at the front! 985 01:30:35,392 --> 01:30:37,860 You two, the red lobsters, closer to the middle. 986 01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:46,426 Right, that's it. Hold it. Give me a big smile! Smile! 987 01:30:47,312 --> 01:30:48,381 That's it! 988 01:30:48,832 --> 01:30:51,062 Thank you, and goodbye! 989 01:31:08,232 --> 01:31:11,781 "We'll win at every cost..." 990 01:31:12,272 --> 01:31:15,787 "Nothing will hold us back..." 991 01:31:16,832 --> 01:31:19,790 How unfortunate, we have to go home like this. 992 01:31:22,072 --> 01:31:26,304 - The only thing I can wear is my shoes. - And my hat. 993 01:31:26,872 --> 01:31:29,625 You've never eaten it before, I'm sure. 994 01:31:29,792 --> 01:31:32,590 It's made with finely cut dried beef... 995 01:31:32,752 --> 01:31:36,791 ... a healthy grating of truffle, a drop of cognac... 996 01:31:36,952 --> 01:31:41,787 ... and when it's almost cooked, a spoonful of caviar from Vietnam. 997 01:31:41,952 --> 01:31:45,786 - No, from Pakistan. - It's the same thing. 998 01:31:45,952 --> 01:31:50,184 It's tasty, Gigi. When you eat it, it makes you go... 999 01:31:51,232 --> 01:31:52,506 I cook, you know. 1000 01:31:55,352 --> 01:32:00,472 Right, Giovanni. The expander, the weights... 1001 01:32:01,192 --> 01:32:03,103 Damn, it doesn't look like stopping. 1002 01:32:03,392 --> 01:32:06,862 No one is leaving here until I get my girl's knickers back! 1003 01:32:07,112 --> 01:32:08,670 Come on, get your knickers out! 1004 01:32:11,352 --> 01:32:14,788 - They're not these, are they? - No. - I'm not wearing any! 1005 01:32:15,032 --> 01:32:18,945 - Are they these? - Or these? - Or these? 1006 01:32:21,952 --> 01:32:24,989 - What colour were they? - French... 1007 01:32:50,392 --> 01:32:53,987 Come on, let's go. It doesn't look like stopping. We'll get dry at home. 1008 01:32:58,072 --> 01:33:02,065 - Mr. Cerquetti... - Mr. Cerquetti? - Thank you, and goodbye. 1009 01:33:02,232 --> 01:33:03,824 Shut up! 1010 01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:11,030 - Goodbye! - He's crying. - Let him cry. Bye, thanks again. 1011 01:33:12,152 --> 01:33:18,421 - Wait for me, don't leave me here! - Come on, then! 1012 01:33:18,592 --> 01:33:23,188 - Hurry up, it's raining! - It rains on all of us, doesn't it? 1013 01:33:24,112 --> 01:33:29,550 Oh God, he must have escaped! Zazа, where are you? Come here, Zazа! 1014 01:33:33,792 --> 01:33:36,352 Quickly! 1015 01:33:45,352 --> 01:33:48,105 - Let's run! - Hey, that's my shoe! 1016 01:33:48,272 --> 01:33:51,070 You've got two rights on! 1017 01:33:51,592 --> 01:33:53,423 Oh, I'm sorry! 1018 01:34:02,432 --> 01:34:06,425 - I don't like the seaside. I'm going home. - Where? 1019 01:34:06,712 --> 01:34:11,024 To Abruzzo, in the country. My village. 1020 01:34:11,472 --> 01:34:15,260 - We'll take you, are you in a rush? - No, I'll go by myself. 1021 01:34:15,592 --> 01:34:19,107 I know where the bus stop is, it's just round the corner. 1022 01:34:19,432 --> 01:34:23,584 I'll go to the station, buy a ticket and take the train home. 1023 01:34:25,312 --> 01:34:28,861 If you don't want to stay with us, I'll take you to the station. 1024 01:34:29,072 --> 01:34:31,347 No, I'll go by myself. Bye. 1025 01:34:36,672 --> 01:34:39,027 - Bye, Teresina. - Bye, Vincenzino. 1026 01:34:48,632 --> 01:34:49,781 Bye! 1027 01:34:52,032 --> 01:34:54,592 - Bye, Vincenzino. - Bye. 1028 01:35:01,152 --> 01:35:06,180 Bye! We'll drop by and see you! Have a nice lunch together! 1029 01:35:07,152 --> 01:35:10,623 - So long! Come on, let's go. - Let's go. 1030 01:35:14,512 --> 01:35:15,831 You carry the watermelon. 1031 01:35:16,912 --> 01:35:18,868 Have we got everything? Let's go. 1032 01:35:19,792 --> 01:35:24,104 - Gigi, are we going to share her? - She's just a girl! 1033 01:35:24,312 --> 01:35:27,861 - Come on, don't be stingy! - No, be quiet! She's pure. 1034 01:35:28,072 --> 01:35:31,985 - What? - She's a virgin! - How do you know? 1035 01:35:32,992 --> 01:35:37,508 Gigi, are you coming with us? There'll be space in the car. 1036 01:35:37,712 --> 01:35:41,102 Yeah, he has a car anyway. Bye! 1037 01:35:42,512 --> 01:35:47,506 You can help Teresina carry that. Come on, hurry up! Let's go! 1038 01:36:13,032 --> 01:36:14,385 Rocco! 1039 01:36:16,792 --> 01:36:20,068 Rocco, come here. 1040 01:36:22,832 --> 01:36:27,860 Did they leave you here? Coming with me? Come on, let's go. 1041 01:36:28,832 --> 01:36:30,504 Come on, let's go. 88853