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Theme") 3 00:00:12,937 --> 00:00:15,415 ♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say 4 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:18,428 ♫ I'd heard it all before, just another day 5 00:00:18,428 --> 00:00:21,288 ♫ January, February, all the same 6 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,871 ♫ March, April, May's coming back again 7 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:26,510 ♫ Oh why 8 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:29,850 ♫ 'Cause it's the Worst Year of My Life Again 9 00:00:29,850 --> 00:00:32,803 ♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in 10 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:37,405 ♫ Now yesterday has come again, oh no 11 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,973 ♫ Yeah yeah yeah yeah 12 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:43,140 ♫ The Worst Year Of My Life, Again! 13 00:00:46,385 --> 00:00:48,929 (alarm buzzing) 14 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:51,512 (gentle music) 15 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,325 - Too slow, chin face. 16 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:02,733 - You all pumped for your 17 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:05,881 big cross country race today, slug? 18 00:01:05,881 --> 00:01:07,214 - Cross country? 19 00:01:08,075 --> 00:01:09,417 That's my boy. 20 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,427 - It's really not a big deal. 21 00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:13,646 It's just a couple of guys jogging. 22 00:01:13,646 --> 00:01:14,917 I want to save my energy for soccer. 23 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:16,312 - Rubbish. 24 00:01:16,312 --> 00:01:18,024 Think of it as training. 25 00:01:18,024 --> 00:01:21,370 Win at cross country will prep you for a great soccer game. 26 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,869 - It's not about winning, it's about having a go. 27 00:01:23,869 --> 00:01:25,800 - Having a go and winning. 28 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,108 Winners are grinners. 29 00:01:27,108 --> 00:01:28,875 - What are you up to this afternoon, love? 30 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:32,147 - Going to the tip with a box of waste. 31 00:01:32,147 --> 00:01:33,552 - Toxic waste? 32 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:37,249 - Box of waste from the garden clean up. 33 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:39,378 I'm taking it to the tip. 34 00:01:39,378 --> 00:01:41,206 Go for gold, son. 35 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,123 You know what to do, win, win, win. 36 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:47,411 - Who's too slow now, slug? 37 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,370 (tooth cracks) 38 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,370 - Ow, my filling, I lost my filling. 39 00:01:53,392 --> 00:01:56,142 - You gotta watch those nut bars. 40 00:01:57,722 --> 00:01:58,555 - You want a lift? 41 00:01:58,555 --> 00:02:00,254 - Uh, no thanks, walking's good. 42 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,408 It's a good warm up for the race. 43 00:02:02,408 --> 00:02:03,907 - It's a fine line. 44 00:02:03,907 --> 00:02:06,730 You don't want to waste any of that vital energy. 45 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:11,179 Cross country's all about stamina, energy stores. 46 00:02:11,179 --> 00:02:12,577 What's that? 47 00:02:12,577 --> 00:02:14,090 - Uh, it's an ankle brace. 48 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,126 - You're not injured, are you? 49 00:02:15,126 --> 00:02:17,494 - No, not yet, but you can never be too careful, 50 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:20,172 especially when you want to win, win, win! 51 00:02:20,172 --> 00:02:21,251 - That's my boy. 52 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:24,251 (school bell rings) 53 00:02:29,412 --> 00:02:31,177 - Brilliant, what did you do? 54 00:02:31,177 --> 00:02:32,607 - Nothing, it's pretend. 55 00:02:32,607 --> 00:02:33,921 It's a pretend injury. 56 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,583 - Oh no, what happened? 57 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,500 - I jumped over a wall. 58 00:02:39,903 --> 00:02:43,177 - Poor Alex, pretend injuries are the worst. 59 00:02:43,177 --> 00:02:45,415 - Cross country running is the pits. 60 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,322 It's just jogging and lots of it. 61 00:02:48,322 --> 00:02:50,048 - Yeah, you can hang with me. 62 00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:52,152 The girls cross country was yesterday. 63 00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:54,888 And you're right, Alex, it was a lot of jogging. 64 00:02:54,888 --> 00:02:55,982 - Who won? 65 00:02:55,982 --> 00:02:56,951 - Nicola Grey. 66 00:02:56,951 --> 00:02:59,739 She is deceptively streamlined. 67 00:02:59,739 --> 00:03:02,852 - Oh yeah, I'm gonna go congratulate her. 68 00:03:02,852 --> 00:03:04,530 - No, you shouldn't. 69 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,780 (shouting) 70 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:16,794 - King. 71 00:03:16,794 --> 00:03:18,672 - You can't hit me, I've got an accident. 72 00:03:18,672 --> 00:03:20,172 - Bag, juice, bag. 73 00:03:32,139 --> 00:03:34,389 (laughing) 74 00:03:37,446 --> 00:03:39,165 - [Howe] Nice one, mate. 75 00:03:39,165 --> 00:03:40,998 - Oh, uh, hey, Nicola. 76 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,419 Congrats on the race. 77 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,732 - [Classmate] Loser. - Uh, yeah. 78 00:03:46,732 --> 00:03:48,939 - Congrats on getting juiced. 79 00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:49,772 - Ugh. 80 00:03:51,075 --> 00:03:52,541 - Smooth, Alex. 81 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:53,541 Real smooth. 82 00:03:59,349 --> 00:04:00,516 - What's this? 83 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:03,326 - It's a new trophy for cross country. 84 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,854 - And the winner of the boys' race goes here 85 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:09,144 with his photo right next to Nicola's. 86 00:04:09,144 --> 00:04:10,425 - I suppose so. 87 00:04:10,425 --> 00:04:14,592 - Side by side, immortalised together for all of eternity. 88 00:04:17,611 --> 00:04:19,750 You know, I love cross country. 89 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:23,128 It'll prep me for a good soccer match. 90 00:04:23,128 --> 00:04:25,024 - [Alex] Lost property. 91 00:04:25,024 --> 00:04:27,191 - Ugh, this is disgusting. 92 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,031 Why didn't you bring your own gym stuff? 93 00:04:31,031 --> 00:04:32,735 - Because I wasn't going to run. 94 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:34,235 Anything in there? 95 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,046 - Why don't you just run in your school uniform? 96 00:04:37,046 --> 00:04:39,564 - 'Cause Norris will never let me, keep looking. 97 00:04:39,564 --> 00:04:41,402 - All this to get a silly, sweaty-faced photo 98 00:04:41,402 --> 00:04:42,777 next to some girl. 99 00:04:42,777 --> 00:04:44,913 - Why else would you wanna win stupid cross country? 100 00:04:44,913 --> 00:04:45,898 - Have you trained? 101 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:47,482 - Of course he hasn't. 102 00:04:47,482 --> 00:04:49,209 - Don't worry, Alex, I'll be your coach. 103 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:51,739 I'll ride my bike alongside you, shouting helpful things. 104 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:52,723 - Like what? 105 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:54,025 - Keep running. 106 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:55,209 - Why would he stop running? 107 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,487 - He won't, he'll have me motivating him. 108 00:04:57,487 --> 00:04:59,805 - I don't need motivation. 109 00:04:59,805 --> 00:05:00,722 - Oh score. 110 00:05:02,984 --> 00:05:06,858 - No, no, there has to be something else. 111 00:05:06,858 --> 00:05:08,592 (laughing) 112 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:11,798 - [Girl] Oh my god, Louisa, do you see this? 113 00:05:11,798 --> 00:05:13,767 It is so embarrassing. 114 00:05:13,767 --> 00:05:16,017 (laughing) 115 00:05:18,644 --> 00:05:19,977 - Boys, shut up. 116 00:05:20,974 --> 00:05:23,792 You all know the course, same as always, 117 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:26,982 but because so many of you are lazy cheats, 118 00:05:26,982 --> 00:05:29,623 I've cheat-proofed the race. 119 00:05:29,623 --> 00:05:33,790 I've set up three checkpoints, here, here and here. 120 00:05:34,736 --> 00:05:37,958 You must get a token at each of these checkpoints. 121 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:41,852 You cannot win the race unless you have all three tokens. 122 00:05:41,852 --> 00:05:43,110 - [Nicola] Troy will beat everyone. 123 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,773 - [Mr. Norris] Right, turning left out of the school gate, 124 00:05:46,773 --> 00:05:49,708 you run past the carpark then onto Watson Road. 125 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:52,303 It goes all the way up to the park. 126 00:05:52,303 --> 00:05:56,109 Do not go through the park, go around the park 127 00:05:56,109 --> 00:05:57,600 - He's the one to beat. 128 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,524 - Norris? 129 00:05:58,524 --> 00:05:59,988 - Troy. 130 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:02,780 No way I'm letting his sweaty face go up next to Nicola. 131 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,613 No way. 132 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,276 (grunting) 133 00:06:14,276 --> 00:06:15,193 - Watch it. 134 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:21,890 - Four more blocks until you reach checkpoint one. 135 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:23,807 Don't, I repeat, do not 136 00:06:24,744 --> 00:06:27,244 (voice fades) 137 00:06:28,313 --> 00:06:29,980 Okay, on your marks, 138 00:06:32,232 --> 00:06:33,565 get set, go, go. 139 00:06:37,049 --> 00:06:38,049 - Oh, cripe. 140 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:44,448 (mellow rock music) 141 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:56,581 - Shortcuts! 142 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:58,069 - Cheat cut. 143 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,883 - So much for Norris' cheat-proofing. 144 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:01,000 - Keep running. 145 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,773 See, he stopped already, he does need me. 146 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:06,760 - I've stopped because there's no point even racing. 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,676 No matter what I do, they're still going to win. 148 00:07:08,676 --> 00:07:10,370 - Unless you cheat as well. 149 00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,960 Fight fire with fire, strike while the iron's hot, 150 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,754 what's good for the goose is good for the gander. 151 00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:16,094 - No. 152 00:07:16,094 --> 00:07:18,338 - Look, Alex, you could not cheat 153 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,741 and that would mean the meatheads 154 00:07:19,741 --> 00:07:21,058 would end up in the trophy cabinet 155 00:07:21,058 --> 00:07:24,447 with Nicola for all eternity, so. 156 00:07:24,447 --> 00:07:27,923 - I can't let that happen to Nicola. 157 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:29,519 - You're cheating to save Nicola? 158 00:07:29,519 --> 00:07:32,015 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 159 00:07:32,015 --> 00:07:35,121 - So I figure that if we catch the number 605 160 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,050 that that will drop us off just before the first checkpoint. 161 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:41,252 - You were planning to cheat all along. 162 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,108 - No. 163 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:44,624 - Then why do you have the bus timetable in your gym shorts? 164 00:07:44,624 --> 00:07:48,842 - Do you really want to get started on my gym shorts? 165 00:07:48,842 --> 00:07:50,342 - Right, let's go. 166 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,973 - Start running. 167 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,981 Stop getting on the bus. 168 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,718 Stop sitting on the bus. 169 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:05,885 Stop travelling on the bus. 170 00:08:08,758 --> 00:08:09,591 - Oh look. 171 00:08:11,794 --> 00:08:15,211 - Get down, idiot, don't let them see us. 172 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:23,150 Only two more stops and we'll be at the first checkpoint, 173 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:26,483 might even be ahead of pack for an hour. 174 00:08:36,272 --> 00:08:37,105 Oh. 175 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,965 - What, what is it? - Shh. 176 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:43,040 - Why can't I see Dr. Chadwick? 177 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,838 - He's on leave, but Dr. Gillick is really nice. 178 00:08:45,838 --> 00:08:47,843 Looks a bit like George Clooney. 179 00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:50,419 Oh you know, sort of a dentistry George Clooney. 180 00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:52,329 - Dr. Gillick looks nothing like Clooney. 181 00:08:52,329 --> 00:08:54,061 He's got a great big parrot nose. 182 00:08:54,061 --> 00:08:54,894 - Shh. 183 00:08:55,923 --> 00:08:57,762 - I look like Clooney. 184 00:08:57,762 --> 00:08:59,681 You know what, I'm gonna sort this out, use my charm. 185 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,203 - No, don't. 186 00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:03,153 Then they'll know I was cheating. 187 00:09:03,153 --> 00:09:04,811 Dad'll blow his top. 188 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:08,561 We just have to wait here until they get off. 189 00:09:09,444 --> 00:09:12,194 Oh no, it's the first checkpoint. 190 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,651 - Nice, really great. 191 00:09:15,651 --> 00:09:16,566 - How is this my fault? 192 00:09:16,566 --> 00:09:18,879 You're the one that wanted to take the bus. 193 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:19,712 - Look. 194 00:09:24,029 --> 00:09:25,112 Lousy cheats. 195 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,590 (funky music) 196 00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:34,632 - Are they ever getting off? 197 00:09:34,632 --> 00:09:38,418 Where is this stupid Clooney dentist, Mongolia? 198 00:09:38,418 --> 00:09:40,668 (chatting) 199 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:05,235 - [Simon] Four stops past our checkpoint. 200 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:08,894 - I can count, but if we sprint back to the checkpoint 201 00:10:08,894 --> 00:10:10,492 then grab a bus, we're still in this. 202 00:10:10,492 --> 00:10:13,180 We can still win the race. 203 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,732 - Tickets please. 204 00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:17,297 - We did have tickets, but they were only for three stops 205 00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:18,994 then we had to stay on for four because my sister 206 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,953 got on and then she had a filling and then she had to-- 207 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,005 - Fare evading is no laughing matter. 208 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:25,172 You will be fined on the of course of clause 27, 209 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:28,390 tense C, subjection three, paragraph eight 210 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:30,312 of the Public Transport Act. 211 00:10:30,312 --> 00:10:32,592 - Can't we just pay you now? 212 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:34,377 - Are you attempting to bribe an officer 213 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,186 of the Public Transport Authority? 214 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,055 - No. 215 00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:39,203 - Good, so you two fare-dodgers won't mind 216 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,582 accompanying me back to the depot then. 217 00:10:41,582 --> 00:10:43,240 - But we're in a cross country race. 218 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,157 - On a bus? 219 00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:46,491 Come on. 220 00:10:46,491 --> 00:10:47,732 - He would've been one of the first through. 221 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:50,775 - I'm telling you, Alex hasn't been past my checkpoint. 222 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,511 Everyone else has. 223 00:10:52,511 --> 00:10:53,344 Well. 224 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,039 - Keep running. 225 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,546 You never went to the first checkpoint. 226 00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:11,458 You two aren't very good at cheating. 227 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,476 - We've blown the stupid race. 228 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:15,281 All I want is for Nicola to notice me 229 00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:18,685 in a way that doesn't involve public humiliation. 230 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:22,019 One lousy little photo could've changed everything. 231 00:11:22,019 --> 00:11:24,163 She might've seen it and 232 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:25,800 But what do I get? 233 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,532 I get to be dressed like the human scab. 234 00:11:28,532 --> 00:11:30,143 I get to come in last and see some 235 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:32,022 other sweaty-faced photo next to Nicola. 236 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,616 - What's he doing here? 237 00:11:34,616 --> 00:11:36,703 - We've ended up right near the school 238 00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:39,375 ahead of Troy and all the others, this is excellent. 239 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:42,322 We don't have the stupid checkpoint tokens. 240 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:45,001 - They're not stupid, they're very practical and beautiful. 241 00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,880 - What are you talking about? 242 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,713 - Are they? 243 00:11:48,713 --> 00:11:53,095 - I got them when I ran yesterday, aren't they pretty? 244 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:54,173 - I saw them first. 245 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:56,046 - [Maddy] Stop running, they're mine! 246 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,379 - [Simon] Give them to me, they're mine. 247 00:12:03,642 --> 00:12:05,142 - Mine, come back! 248 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,233 - Let go. 249 00:12:14,163 --> 00:12:15,435 - Yeah. 250 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,129 (clapping) 251 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:21,296 - Right, now-a two boys and only one set of tokens. 252 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:25,093 Detention for the both of you from now 253 00:12:25,093 --> 00:12:27,260 until the end of the turn. 254 00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:30,616 - Shortcuts are supposed to be short, idiot. 255 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,217 Less running, less work. 256 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:35,504 Parker, Howe, detention for the rest of the turn. 257 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,337 - Ha. 258 00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:37,220 - [Maddy] Thank you. 259 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:38,486 - [Nicola] You did so well. 260 00:12:38,486 --> 00:12:39,469 - Want to take a photo? 261 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:40,302 - Okay. 262 00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:47,958 (clock ticking) 263 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,088 (alarm buzzing) 264 00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:51,671 (bright music) 265 00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:03,452 - Too slow, slug. 266 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,219 - You know what, chin face, you can have it 267 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,559 'cause you need all the brain food you can get. 268 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,414 - Hey dad, you should wish Alex luck. 269 00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:14,701 He's got his big cross country race today. 270 00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,150 - I sure have. 271 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,535 - Alex doesn't need luck. 272 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,262 We've been out training every morning this month. 273 00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:21,594 You're gonna win it, aren't you, champ? 274 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:22,526 - That's the plan. 275 00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:24,081 - Now, don't take it too seriously, Alex. 276 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:26,051 It's not just about winning, it's about having a go-- 277 00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:27,530 - Winners are grinners. 278 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,201 - That's by boy, you know what to do. 279 00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:32,451 - [Together] Win, win, win. 280 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:36,916 - You want a lift? 281 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,749 - Love one. 282 00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:39,625 Gotta save my vital energy for the race. 283 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,412 - Cross country's all about stamina 284 00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:44,733 - And energy stores. 285 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:46,733 - That's my boy, hop in. 286 00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,565 Let's do this. 287 00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:01,091 Keys. 288 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,555 (soft rock music) 289 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:13,257 Now remember, no running before the race, win, win, win. 290 00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:16,698 (screaming) 291 00:14:16,698 --> 00:14:19,170 - Oh, I am so sorry, sir, I didn't see you there. 292 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,724 - Don't touch me, King! 293 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,450 You've done more than enough already. 294 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,971 - You should probably go see the school nurse, sir. 295 00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:25,241 - You should probably go to detention 296 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,324 for the rest of the turn. 297 00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:32,304 - Hang on, so you're telling me 298 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,738 that I didn't win last time 'round. 299 00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:36,779 - Troy won. 300 00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:37,978 - No way. 301 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,769 - For the rest of last year, 302 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,674 every time I walk past this stupid cabinet, 303 00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:43,678 I had to look at him and Nicola 304 00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:46,733 immortalised together for all of eternity. 305 00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,515 - It's not exactly eternity, is it? 306 00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,297 I mean, it's not there now. 307 00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:52,654 - Sometimes you gotta love the loop year thing. 308 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,191 Right, so how you gonna cheat this time 'round? 309 00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:55,368 - I'm not. 310 00:14:55,368 --> 00:14:56,952 I've been training on the actual course 311 00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:58,303 and I'm sticking to it. 312 00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:01,625 I'm gonna win it for real on my own. 313 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,233 - No, really, what's the plan? 314 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,620 - That is the plan. 315 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,624 Last time I cheated and the universe punished me. 316 00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:08,563 - Keep running. 317 00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:09,641 - Helmet? 318 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:11,716 - I'm his coach, that's what I do. 319 00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,189 - She's really good at it. 320 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,151 - Keep running. 321 00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:17,496 - Yeah, thanks, that is some really handy advice. 322 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:20,055 - Thanks to her, we've gotten my time down to 42 minutes. 323 00:15:20,055 --> 00:15:23,607 - That's two minutes under what Troy did last time. 324 00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:24,864 - Better congratulate Nicola. 325 00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:25,781 Oy, Nicola. 326 00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:27,801 - What are you doing? 327 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,286 You don't call for Nicola to come to you, you go to her. 328 00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:33,203 Everybody, everybody knows that. 329 00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:36,082 - Oh please, in a few hours, 330 00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:38,849 we're gonna be trophy buddies, practically equals. 331 00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:40,669 - [Boy] You do this to me everyday, guys. 332 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:41,502 - Parker! 333 00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:49,994 - Nicola, sorry, it wasn't my fault-- 334 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:50,827 - Loren, 335 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,517 bag. 336 00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,350 - Do I have to? - Bag! 337 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,200 - Juice. 338 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,360 Did you beckon me? 339 00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:22,679 - I, um, yeah, I wanted to say congratulations on the race. 340 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,625 - Thanks. 341 00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,549 Great photo, isn't it? 342 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:30,763 - Yeah. 343 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,513 Yeah, no, it looks just like you. 344 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,234 - Looks just like you. 345 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,438 Just like, seriously? 346 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:41,334 - Yep. 347 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,329 - Real smooth, Alex, real smooth. 348 00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:47,162 (soft rock music) 349 00:16:58,326 --> 00:16:59,609 - Just started training? 350 00:16:59,609 --> 00:17:02,454 - You wish, I've been training a week. 351 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,621 - Only a week. 352 00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:07,192 Oh well, it's not all about winning. 353 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,634 It's about having fun, right, mate? 354 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,051 - Right, shut up. 355 00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:15,053 You want to know why we're starting 30 minutes late? 356 00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,588 It's because some of us had to get our noses fixed 357 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,371 after being assaulted by bag-wielding hooligans. 358 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:23,253 No naming names, King. 359 00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:26,273 Now, you all know the course, 360 00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:29,986 but, because so many of you are lazy cheats, 361 00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:32,998 I've cheat-proofed the race, 362 00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:37,165 so I've set up three checkpoints, here, here and here. 363 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,683 You must get a token at each of these checkpoints. 364 00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:45,388 You cannot win the race unless you have all three tokens. 365 00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:46,869 Turning left outside the school gates 366 00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,393 and then you go all the way down, just follow the course. 367 00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:51,726 Okay, on your marks, get set 368 00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:54,760 (air horn sounds) 369 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,010 Go, go, go, go! 370 00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:01,734 - Shortcut. 371 00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:02,567 - Cheat cut. 372 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:03,970 - But the meatheads will win. 373 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:07,167 - Na-a, Troy's the one to beat. 374 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:11,167 - Keep running, you can do it, Alex, keep going. 375 00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,092 Simon. 376 00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:21,561 - Yeah, you go on alright while I just have a bit of a 377 00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:22,714 bit of a cheeky stretch. 378 00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:25,131 - [Alex] Alright then. - Yeah. 379 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,048 - Token? 380 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,359 (grunts) 381 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:33,192 - Yeah. 382 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:37,702 - Oh, you got a little something, just 383 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:39,952 just something there, just. 384 00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:47,261 - Detour? There was no detour last time. 385 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,700 - The race started 30 minutes late, Alex. 386 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,033 You've changed the timeline. 387 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,405 - I hate it when I do that. 388 00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:54,238 Excuse me. 389 00:18:55,732 --> 00:18:58,205 Excuse me, excuse me, what's happened here? 390 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,009 - The road's closed, you can't come through. 391 00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:01,224 A broken water main. 392 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,521 - Can I please just go through? 393 00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:03,972 I don't care if my feet get wet. 394 00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:06,892 - I require you to follow the detour signage 395 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:10,975 in accordance with clause 27-3, paragraph 10CC-U2 396 00:19:13,505 --> 00:19:16,016 of the Public Safety Act. 397 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:19,849 Now, what part of detour don't you understand? 398 00:19:23,274 --> 00:19:24,424 - I have to stick to this course, 399 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,937 it's what I was meant to do last time. 400 00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:28,076 - And Troy's getting ahead, way ahead. 401 00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,690 Alright, rehydrate, reenergize, regroup. 402 00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,773 We'll think of something. 403 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,640 Keep up your energy. 404 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,057 - Win, win, woah. 405 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,728 - My shoes! 406 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:51,344 - What's all that? 407 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,032 - It's a bunch of waste. 408 00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,405 - Toxic waste? 409 00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,905 (tense music) 410 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,208 - No, this is all just a big misunderstanding. 411 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,097 This is just garden clippings and worm wee, ya know? 412 00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,170 I'm in a race, surely you can let me go. 413 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,814 Can't I pay a fine or something? 414 00:20:07,814 --> 00:20:08,794 - Are you attempting to bribe 415 00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:10,263 an officer of the Fire Brigade? 416 00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:11,346 - No. - Back. 417 00:20:14,683 --> 00:20:16,516 Okay, let him have it. 418 00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:28,640 Missed a bit. 419 00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,671 You've got the all clear. 420 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,689 Looks like it was indeed worm urine. 421 00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:43,388 Another pretend emergency. 422 00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:46,268 - Pretend emergencies are the worst. 423 00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,351 - Go on, get out of here. 424 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,915 - Been an hour. 425 00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:55,967 Troy will have finished by now, 426 00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:58,413 everyone will have finished by now. 427 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,306 - Sorry you didn't win, Alex, 428 00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:04,704 but at least you didn't cheat or steal my ribbons yet. 429 00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:06,515 - I'm not going to steal your ribbons. 430 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,936 What's the point? 431 00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,964 Troy's the winner again. 432 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,795 Troy's trophy buddies with Nicola again. 433 00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:14,649 Troy's gonna end up dating Nicola-- 434 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,566 - Alex, Troy won a race not a girl. 435 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,445 - Yeah, but this is how it started last time. 436 00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:23,018 They got all close over this 437 00:21:23,018 --> 00:21:27,061 and then by the end of the holidays, what? 438 00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,723 - You were cheating. 439 00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:30,381 Even though you ran fair and square, 440 00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:32,846 you were still trying to cheat at winning Nicola. 441 00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:36,540 You can't use the loop year like that, it's wrong. 442 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,076 - Know what? 443 00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:39,672 You're right. 444 00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:42,789 I was being a cheater, but not now, I trained for this. 445 00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:44,039 - Keep running. 446 00:21:45,077 --> 00:21:46,981 - Keep cycling, go. 447 00:21:46,981 --> 00:21:49,564 (upbeat music) 448 00:22:13,721 --> 00:22:15,138 - The magic word? 449 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,401 - Please. 450 00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:29,149 - [Maddy] Keep running, Alex. 451 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:30,502 - Yes. 452 00:22:30,502 --> 00:22:31,335 Yes! 453 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:40,132 - Well done, King, you've come second. 454 00:22:40,132 --> 00:22:41,035 - What? 455 00:22:41,035 --> 00:22:42,016 - Don't get cocky. 456 00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:43,823 At one hour and 53 minutes, 457 00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:46,597 it's the slowest second in school history 458 00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:49,344 and it's certainly not getting you out of detention. 459 00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:51,108 - But everyone else? 460 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,659 - Nobody else got more than a single ribbon. 461 00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:58,485 Came in babbling on about detours and leaky pipes. 462 00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:02,441 They're all a bunch of cheaters if you ask me. 463 00:23:02,441 --> 00:23:04,108 A bunch of cheaters! 464 00:23:05,576 --> 00:23:07,243 Go home, go on, get! 465 00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:09,670 - Everyone got lost. 466 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:11,262 - Bunch of lemmings they were. 467 00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:12,095 - Cute and furry? 468 00:23:12,095 --> 00:23:13,303 - No, stupid and last. 469 00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:14,791 - Then who won the race? 470 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,708 It was Troy, wasn't it? 471 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:19,693 Then who? 472 00:23:19,693 --> 00:23:23,053 - He was so slow that the detour was gone. 473 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,636 (upbeat music) 474 00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:35,221 What are you so happy about? 475 00:23:35,221 --> 00:23:36,670 You didn't win. 476 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,720 - But I didn't lose either. 477 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,943 - You're right, Alex, runner up takes talent. 478 00:23:40,943 --> 00:23:43,059 It's winning once removed. 479 00:23:43,059 --> 00:23:44,226 - So you lost. 480 00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,606 (upbeat music) 481 00:23:56,012 --> 00:23:58,757 - [Alex] Oh man, I gotta go see Dr. Gillick. 482 00:23:58,757 --> 00:23:59,590 - [Maddy] Who? 483 00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:00,822 - [Alex] You know? The dentist 484 00:24:00,822 --> 00:24:02,427 that looks like George Clooney. 485 00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:04,639 - [Maddy] Oy, I think he looks more like a parrot. 486 00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:05,631 - [Simon] Thank you. 487 00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:07,573 - [Maddy] And you look more like George Clooney. 488 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,302 - [Simon And Alex] Thanks. 489 00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:13,469 ("Worst Year of my Life, Again! Theme") 34091

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