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(alarm ringing)
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("Worst Year of my Life, Again! Theme")
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♫ I'm amazed at the things that you say
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♫ I'd heard it all
before, just another day
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♫ January, February, all the same
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♫ March, April, May's coming back again
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♫ Oh why
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♫ 'Cause it's the Worst
Year of My Life Again
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♫ It's looped around and pulled me back in
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♫ Now yesterday has come again, oh no
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♫ Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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♫ The Worst Year Of My Life, Again!
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(alarm buzzing)
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(gentle music)
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- Too slow, chin face.
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- You all pumped for your
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big cross country race today, slug?
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- Cross country?
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That's my boy.
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- It's really not a big deal.
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It's just a couple of guys jogging.
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I want to save my energy for soccer.
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- Rubbish.
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Think of it as training.
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Win at cross country will prep
you for a great soccer game.
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- It's not about winning,
it's about having a go.
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- Having a go and winning.
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Winners are grinners.
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- What are you up to this afternoon, love?
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- Going to the tip with a box of waste.
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- Toxic waste?
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- Box of waste from the garden clean up.
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I'm taking it to the tip.
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Go for gold, son.
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You know what to do, win, win, win.
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- Who's too slow now, slug?
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(tooth cracks)
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- Ow, my filling, I lost my filling.
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- You gotta watch those nut bars.
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- You want a lift?
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- Uh, no thanks, walking's good.
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It's a good warm up for the race.
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- It's a fine line.
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You don't want to waste
any of that vital energy.
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Cross country's all about
stamina, energy stores.
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What's that?
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- Uh, it's an ankle brace.
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- You're not injured, are you?
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- No, not yet, but you
can never be too careful,
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especially when you want to win, win, win!
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- That's my boy.
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(school bell rings)
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- Brilliant, what did you do?
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- Nothing, it's pretend.
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It's a pretend injury.
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- Oh no, what happened?
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- I jumped over a wall.
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- Poor Alex, pretend
injuries are the worst.
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- Cross country running is the pits.
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It's just jogging and lots of it.
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- Yeah, you can hang with me.
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The girls cross country was yesterday.
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And you're right, Alex,
it was a lot of jogging.
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- Who won?
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- Nicola Grey.
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She is deceptively streamlined.
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- Oh yeah, I'm gonna go congratulate her.
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- No, you shouldn't.
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(shouting)
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- King.
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- You can't hit me, I've got an accident.
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- Bag, juice, bag.
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(laughing)
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- [Howe] Nice one, mate.
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- Oh, uh, hey, Nicola.
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Congrats on the race.
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- [Classmate] Loser.
- Uh, yeah.
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- Congrats on getting juiced.
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- Ugh.
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- Smooth, Alex.
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Real smooth.
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- What's this?
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- It's a new trophy for cross country.
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- And the winner of the
boys' race goes here
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with his photo right next to Nicola's.
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- I suppose so.
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- Side by side, immortalised
together for all of eternity.
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You know, I love cross country.
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It'll prep me for a good soccer match.
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- [Alex] Lost property.
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- Ugh, this is disgusting.
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Why didn't you bring your own gym stuff?
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- Because I wasn't going to run.
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Anything in there?
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- Why don't you just run
in your school uniform?
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- 'Cause Norris will never
let me, keep looking.
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- All this to get a
silly, sweaty-faced photo
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next to some girl.
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- Why else would you wanna
win stupid cross country?
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- Have you trained?
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- Of course he hasn't.
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- Don't worry, Alex, I'll be your coach.
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I'll ride my bike alongside
you, shouting helpful things.
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- Like what?
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- Keep running.
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- Why would he stop running?
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- He won't, he'll have me motivating him.
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- I don't need motivation.
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- Oh score.
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- No, no, there has to be something else.
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(laughing)
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- [Girl] Oh my god,
Louisa, do you see this?
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It is so embarrassing.
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(laughing)
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- Boys, shut up.
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You all know the course, same as always,
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but because so many of
you are lazy cheats,
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I've cheat-proofed the race.
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I've set up three checkpoints,
here, here and here.
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You must get a token at
each of these checkpoints.
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You cannot win the race unless
you have all three tokens.
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- [Nicola] Troy will beat everyone.
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- [Mr. Norris] Right, turning
left out of the school gate,
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you run past the carpark
then onto Watson Road.
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It goes all the way up to the park.
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Do not go through the
park, go around the park
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- He's the one to beat.
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- Norris?
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- Troy.
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No way I'm letting his sweaty
face go up next to Nicola.
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No way.
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(grunting)
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- Watch it.
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- Four more blocks until
you reach checkpoint one.
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Don't, I repeat, do not
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(voice fades)
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Okay, on your marks,
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get set, go, go.
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- Oh, cripe.
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(mellow rock music)
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- Shortcuts!
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- Cheat cut.
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- So much for Norris' cheat-proofing.
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- Keep running.
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See, he stopped already, he does need me.
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- I've stopped because
there's no point even racing.
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No matter what I do,
they're still going to win.
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- Unless you cheat as well.
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Fight fire with fire,
strike while the iron's hot,
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what's good for the goose
is good for the gander.
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- No.
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- Look, Alex, you could not cheat
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and that would mean the meatheads
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would end up in the trophy cabinet
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with Nicola for all eternity, so.
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- I can't let that happen to Nicola.
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- You're cheating to save Nicola?
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- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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- So I figure that if
we catch the number 605
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that that will drop us off just
before the first checkpoint.
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- You were planning to cheat all along.
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- No.
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- Then why do you have the bus
timetable in your gym shorts?
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- Do you really want to get
started on my gym shorts?
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- Right, let's go.
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- Start running.
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Stop getting on the bus.
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Stop sitting on the bus.
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Stop travelling on the bus.
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- Oh look.
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- Get down, idiot, don't let them see us.
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Only two more stops and we'll
be at the first checkpoint,
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might even be ahead of pack for an hour.
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Oh.
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- What, what is it?
- Shh.
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- Why can't I see Dr. Chadwick?
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- He's on leave, but Dr.
Gillick is really nice.
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Looks a bit like George Clooney.
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Oh you know, sort of a
dentistry George Clooney.
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- Dr. Gillick looks nothing like Clooney.
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He's got a great big parrot nose.
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- Shh.
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- I look like Clooney.
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You know what, I'm gonna
sort this out, use my charm.
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- No, don't.
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Then they'll know I was cheating.
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Dad'll blow his top.
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We just have to wait
here until they get off.
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Oh no, it's the first checkpoint.
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- Nice, really great.
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- How is this my fault?
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You're the one that
wanted to take the bus.
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- Look.
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Lousy cheats.
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(funky music)
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- Are they ever getting off?
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Where is this stupid
Clooney dentist, Mongolia?
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(chatting)
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- [Simon] Four stops past our checkpoint.
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- I can count, but if we
sprint back to the checkpoint
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then grab a bus, we're still in this.
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We can still win the race.
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- Tickets please.
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- We did have tickets, but
they were only for three stops
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then we had to stay on
for four because my sister
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got on and then she had a
filling and then she had to--
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- Fare evading is no laughing matter.
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You will be fined on the
of course of clause 27,
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tense C, subjection three, paragraph eight
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of the Public Transport Act.
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- Can't we just pay you now?
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- Are you attempting to bribe an officer
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of the Public Transport Authority?
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- No.
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- Good, so you two fare-dodgers won't mind
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accompanying me back to the depot then.
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- But we're in a cross country race.
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- On a bus?
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Come on.
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- He would've been one
of the first through.
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- I'm telling you, Alex hasn't
been past my checkpoint.
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Everyone else has.
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Well.
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- Keep running.
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You never went to the first checkpoint.
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You two aren't very good at cheating.
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- We've blown the stupid race.
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All I want is for Nicola to notice me
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in a way that doesn't
involve public humiliation.
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One lousy little photo
could've changed everything.
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She might've seen it and
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But what do I get?
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I get to be dressed like the human scab.
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I get to come in last and see some
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other sweaty-faced photo next to Nicola.
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- What's he doing here?
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- We've ended up right near the school
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ahead of Troy and all the
others, this is excellent.
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We don't have the stupid
checkpoint tokens.
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- They're not stupid, they're
very practical and beautiful.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Are they?
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- I got them when I ran
yesterday, aren't they pretty?
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- I saw them first.
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- [Maddy] Stop running, they're mine!
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- [Simon] Give them to me, they're mine.
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- Mine, come back!
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- Let go.
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- Yeah.
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(clapping)
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- Right, now-a two boys
and only one set of tokens.
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Detention for the both of you from now
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until the end of the turn.
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- Shortcuts are supposed
to be short, idiot.
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Less running, less work.
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Parker, Howe, detention
for the rest of the turn.
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- Ha.
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- [Maddy] Thank you.
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- [Nicola] You did so well.
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- Want to take a photo?
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- Okay.
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00:12:45,213 --> 00:12:47,958
(clock ticking)
263
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,088
(alarm buzzing)
264
00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:51,671
(bright music)
265
00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:03,452
- Too slow, slug.
266
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:06,219
- You know what, chin
face, you can have it
267
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,559
'cause you need all the
brain food you can get.
268
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,414
- Hey dad, you should wish Alex luck.
269
00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:14,701
He's got his big cross country race today.
270
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,150
- I sure have.
271
00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:17,535
- Alex doesn't need luck.
272
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,262
We've been out training
every morning this month.
273
00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:21,594
You're gonna win it, aren't you, champ?
274
00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:22,526
- That's the plan.
275
00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:24,081
- Now, don't take it too seriously, Alex.
276
00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:26,051
It's not just about winning,
it's about having a go--
277
00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:27,530
- Winners are grinners.
278
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,201
- That's by boy, you know what to do.
279
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:32,451
- [Together] Win, win, win.
280
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:36,916
- You want a lift?
281
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,749
- Love one.
282
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:39,625
Gotta save my vital energy for the race.
283
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:42,412
- Cross country's all about stamina
284
00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:44,733
- And energy stores.
285
00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:46,733
- That's my boy, hop in.
286
00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:58,565
Let's do this.
287
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:01,091
Keys.
288
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,555
(soft rock music)
289
00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:13,257
Now remember, no running
before the race, win, win, win.
290
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:16,698
(screaming)
291
00:14:16,698 --> 00:14:19,170
- Oh, I am so sorry, sir,
I didn't see you there.
292
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,724
- Don't touch me, King!
293
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,450
You've done more than enough already.
294
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,971
- You should probably go
see the school nurse, sir.
295
00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:25,241
- You should probably go to detention
296
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,324
for the rest of the turn.
297
00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:32,304
- Hang on, so you're telling me
298
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,738
that I didn't win last time 'round.
299
00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:36,779
- Troy won.
300
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:37,978
- No way.
301
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,769
- For the rest of last year,
302
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,674
every time I walk past
this stupid cabinet,
303
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:43,678
I had to look at him and Nicola
304
00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:46,733
immortalised together for all of eternity.
305
00:14:46,733 --> 00:14:48,515
- It's not exactly eternity, is it?
306
00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,297
I mean, it's not there now.
307
00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:52,654
- Sometimes you gotta
love the loop year thing.
308
00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,191
Right, so how you gonna
cheat this time 'round?
309
00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:55,368
- I'm not.
310
00:14:55,368 --> 00:14:56,952
I've been training on the actual course
311
00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:58,303
and I'm sticking to it.
312
00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:01,625
I'm gonna win it for real on my own.
313
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,233
- No, really, what's the plan?
314
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,620
- That is the plan.
315
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,624
Last time I cheated and
the universe punished me.
316
00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:08,563
- Keep running.
317
00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:09,641
- Helmet?
318
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:11,716
- I'm his coach, that's what I do.
319
00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,189
- She's really good at it.
320
00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,151
- Keep running.
321
00:15:14,151 --> 00:15:17,496
- Yeah, thanks, that is
some really handy advice.
322
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:20,055
- Thanks to her, we've gotten
my time down to 42 minutes.
323
00:15:20,055 --> 00:15:23,607
- That's two minutes under
what Troy did last time.
324
00:15:23,607 --> 00:15:24,864
- Better congratulate Nicola.
325
00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:25,781
Oy, Nicola.
326
00:15:26,858 --> 00:15:27,801
- What are you doing?
327
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,286
You don't call for Nicola to
come to you, you go to her.
328
00:15:30,286 --> 00:15:33,203
Everybody, everybody knows that.
329
00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:36,082
- Oh please, in a few hours,
330
00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:38,849
we're gonna be trophy
buddies, practically equals.
331
00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:40,669
- [Boy] You do this to me everyday, guys.
332
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:41,502
- Parker!
333
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:49,994
- Nicola, sorry, it wasn't my fault--
334
00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:50,827
- Loren,
335
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,517
bag.
336
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,350
- Do I have to?
- Bag!
337
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,200
- Juice.
338
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,360
Did you beckon me?
339
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:22,679
- I, um, yeah, I wanted to say
congratulations on the race.
340
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:25,625
- Thanks.
341
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,549
Great photo, isn't it?
342
00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:30,763
- Yeah.
343
00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,513
Yeah, no, it looks just like you.
344
00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,234
- Looks just like you.
345
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,438
Just like, seriously?
346
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:41,334
- Yep.
347
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,329
- Real smooth, Alex, real smooth.
348
00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:47,162
(soft rock music)
349
00:16:58,326 --> 00:16:59,609
- Just started training?
350
00:16:59,609 --> 00:17:02,454
- You wish, I've been training a week.
351
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,621
- Only a week.
352
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:07,192
Oh well, it's not all about winning.
353
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,634
It's about having fun, right, mate?
354
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,051
- Right, shut up.
355
00:17:12,121 --> 00:17:15,053
You want to know why we're
starting 30 minutes late?
356
00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,588
It's because some of us
had to get our noses fixed
357
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,371
after being assaulted by
bag-wielding hooligans.
358
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:23,253
No naming names, King.
359
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:26,273
Now, you all know the course,
360
00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:29,986
but, because so many
of you are lazy cheats,
361
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:32,998
I've cheat-proofed the race,
362
00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:37,165
so I've set up three
checkpoints, here, here and here.
363
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,683
You must get a token at
each of these checkpoints.
364
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:45,388
You cannot win the race unless
you have all three tokens.
365
00:17:45,388 --> 00:17:46,869
Turning left outside the school gates
366
00:17:46,869 --> 00:17:49,393
and then you go all the way
down, just follow the course.
367
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:51,726
Okay, on your marks, get set
368
00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:54,760
(air horn sounds)
369
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,010
Go, go, go, go!
370
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:01,734
- Shortcut.
371
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:02,567
- Cheat cut.
372
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:03,970
- But the meatheads will win.
373
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:07,167
- Na-a, Troy's the one to beat.
374
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:11,167
- Keep running, you can
do it, Alex, keep going.
375
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,092
Simon.
376
00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:21,561
- Yeah, you go on alright
while I just have a bit of a
377
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:22,714
bit of a cheeky stretch.
378
00:18:22,714 --> 00:18:25,131
- [Alex] Alright then.
- Yeah.
379
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:31,048
- Token?
380
00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,359
(grunts)
381
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:33,192
- Yeah.
382
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:37,702
- Oh, you got a little something, just
383
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:39,952
just something there, just.
384
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:47,261
- Detour? There was no detour last time.
385
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,700
- The race started 30 minutes late, Alex.
386
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,033
You've changed the timeline.
387
00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:53,405
- I hate it when I do that.
388
00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:54,238
Excuse me.
389
00:18:55,732 --> 00:18:58,205
Excuse me, excuse me,
what's happened here?
390
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,009
- The road's closed,
you can't come through.
391
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:01,224
A broken water main.
392
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,521
- Can I please just go through?
393
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:03,972
I don't care if my feet get wet.
394
00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:06,892
- I require you to
follow the detour signage
395
00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:10,975
in accordance with clause
27-3, paragraph 10CC-U2
396
00:19:13,505 --> 00:19:16,016
of the Public Safety Act.
397
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:19,849
Now, what part of detour
don't you understand?
398
00:19:23,274 --> 00:19:24,424
- I have to stick to this course,
399
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,937
it's what I was meant to do last time.
400
00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:28,076
- And Troy's getting ahead, way ahead.
401
00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,690
Alright, rehydrate, reenergize, regroup.
402
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,773
We'll think of something.
403
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,640
Keep up your energy.
404
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,057
- Win, win, woah.
405
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,728
- My shoes!
406
00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:51,344
- What's all that?
407
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,032
- It's a bunch of waste.
408
00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,405
- Toxic waste?
409
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,905
(tense music)
410
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,208
- No, this is all just
a big misunderstanding.
411
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,097
This is just garden clippings
and worm wee, ya know?
412
00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:06,170
I'm in a race, surely you can let me go.
413
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,814
Can't I pay a fine or something?
414
00:20:07,814 --> 00:20:08,794
- Are you attempting to bribe
415
00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:10,263
an officer of the Fire Brigade?
416
00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:11,346
- No.
- Back.
417
00:20:14,683 --> 00:20:16,516
Okay, let him have it.
418
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:28,640
Missed a bit.
419
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,671
You've got the all clear.
420
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,689
Looks like it was indeed worm urine.
421
00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:43,388
Another pretend emergency.
422
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:46,268
- Pretend emergencies are the worst.
423
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,351
- Go on, get out of here.
424
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,915
- Been an hour.
425
00:20:54,915 --> 00:20:55,967
Troy will have finished by now,
426
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:58,413
everyone will have finished by now.
427
00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,306
- Sorry you didn't win, Alex,
428
00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:04,704
but at least you didn't cheat
or steal my ribbons yet.
429
00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:06,515
- I'm not going to steal your ribbons.
430
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,936
What's the point?
431
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,964
Troy's the winner again.
432
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,795
Troy's trophy buddies with Nicola again.
433
00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:14,649
Troy's gonna end up dating Nicola--
434
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,566
- Alex, Troy won a race not a girl.
435
00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,445
- Yeah, but this is how
it started last time.
436
00:21:21,445 --> 00:21:23,018
They got all close over this
437
00:21:23,018 --> 00:21:27,061
and then by the end of the holidays, what?
438
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,723
- You were cheating.
439
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:30,381
Even though you ran fair and square,
440
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:32,846
you were still trying to
cheat at winning Nicola.
441
00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:36,540
You can't use the loop
year like that, it's wrong.
442
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,076
- Know what?
443
00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:39,672
You're right.
444
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:42,789
I was being a cheater, but
not now, I trained for this.
445
00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:44,039
- Keep running.
446
00:21:45,077 --> 00:21:46,981
- Keep cycling, go.
447
00:21:46,981 --> 00:21:49,564
(upbeat music)
448
00:22:13,721 --> 00:22:15,138
- The magic word?
449
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,401
- Please.
450
00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:29,149
- [Maddy] Keep running, Alex.
451
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:30,502
- Yes.
452
00:22:30,502 --> 00:22:31,335
Yes!
453
00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:40,132
- Well done, King, you've come second.
454
00:22:40,132 --> 00:22:41,035
- What?
455
00:22:41,035 --> 00:22:42,016
- Don't get cocky.
456
00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:43,823
At one hour and 53 minutes,
457
00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:46,597
it's the slowest second in school history
458
00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:49,344
and it's certainly not
getting you out of detention.
459
00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:51,108
- But everyone else?
460
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,659
- Nobody else got more
than a single ribbon.
461
00:22:53,659 --> 00:22:58,485
Came in babbling on about
detours and leaky pipes.
462
00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:02,441
They're all a bunch of
cheaters if you ask me.
463
00:23:02,441 --> 00:23:04,108
A bunch of cheaters!
464
00:23:05,576 --> 00:23:07,243
Go home, go on, get!
465
00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:09,670
- Everyone got lost.
466
00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:11,262
- Bunch of lemmings they were.
467
00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:12,095
- Cute and furry?
468
00:23:12,095 --> 00:23:13,303
- No, stupid and last.
469
00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:14,791
- Then who won the race?
470
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,708
It was Troy, wasn't it?
471
00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:19,693
Then who?
472
00:23:19,693 --> 00:23:23,053
- He was so slow that the detour was gone.
473
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,636
(upbeat music)
474
00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:35,221
What are you so happy about?
475
00:23:35,221 --> 00:23:36,670
You didn't win.
476
00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,720
- But I didn't lose either.
477
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,943
- You're right, Alex,
runner up takes talent.
478
00:23:40,943 --> 00:23:43,059
It's winning once removed.
479
00:23:43,059 --> 00:23:44,226
- So you lost.
480
00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,606
(upbeat music)
481
00:23:56,012 --> 00:23:58,757
- [Alex] Oh man, I gotta
go see Dr. Gillick.
482
00:23:58,757 --> 00:23:59,590
- [Maddy] Who?
483
00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:00,822
- [Alex] You know? The dentist
484
00:24:00,822 --> 00:24:02,427
that looks like George Clooney.
485
00:24:02,427 --> 00:24:04,639
- [Maddy] Oy, I think he
looks more like a parrot.
486
00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:05,631
- [Simon] Thank you.
487
00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:07,573
- [Maddy] And you look
more like George Clooney.
488
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,302
- [Simon And Alex] Thanks.
489
00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:13,469
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