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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,928 --> 00:00:04,040 (alarm clock) 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,623 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:13,484 --> 00:00:15,712 - [Singer] I'm amazed at the things that you say. 4 00:00:15,712 --> 00:00:18,731 I've heard it all before, just another day. 5 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:21,637 January, February, all the same. 6 00:00:21,637 --> 00:00:24,123 March, April, May's coming back again. 7 00:00:24,123 --> 00:00:24,956 Oh, why? 8 00:00:27,035 --> 00:00:30,282 Because it's the worst year of my life again, 9 00:00:30,282 --> 00:00:33,333 it's looked around and called me back in. 10 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,634 Now yesterday has come again, oh no. 11 00:00:36,634 --> 00:00:39,195 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 12 00:00:39,195 --> 00:00:42,083 the worst year of my life again. 13 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,666 (upbeat music) 14 00:00:47,624 --> 00:00:50,054 - What's happened to the alarms? 15 00:00:50,054 --> 00:00:51,137 Sam, wake up! 16 00:00:55,504 --> 00:00:59,671 Alex, the power's off; none of the alarms have gone off! 17 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:03,310 You're gonna be late for school! 18 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:05,885 - Norris; oh no! 19 00:01:06,904 --> 00:01:09,487 (upbeat music) 20 00:01:17,023 --> 00:01:20,266 (departing bus) 21 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:22,849 (upbeat music) 22 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:02,334 - Nice of you to join us, King. 23 00:02:02,334 --> 00:02:06,894 I can't wait to hear your excuse for being late this time. 24 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,163 - Late? 25 00:02:08,163 --> 00:02:10,694 I'm not late, I've been here the whole time. 26 00:02:10,694 --> 00:02:12,195 - Really? 27 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:13,723 Well, perhaps you'd like to repeat the announcement 28 00:02:13,723 --> 00:02:16,556 I made at the start of class then? 29 00:02:21,395 --> 00:02:24,833 - Um, we're gonna have a maths test? 30 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:25,854 - No! 31 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,912 I said the art teacher's off sick, so you will 32 00:02:27,912 --> 00:02:30,163 be back with me this afternoon. 33 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:32,170 But a maths test, you say? 34 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:33,753 Um, not a bad idea. 35 00:02:34,923 --> 00:02:36,529 I think we'll have one straight after lunch. 36 00:02:36,529 --> 00:02:37,582 (students groaning) 37 00:02:37,582 --> 00:02:39,775 And, as an added bonus, anyone that gets under 50% 38 00:02:39,775 --> 00:02:43,155 can join me in holiday classes. 39 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,155 Very good idea; thank you, Mr. King. 40 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:50,349 (solemn music) 41 00:02:57,129 --> 00:02:59,449 - A maths test, sir; idiot! 42 00:02:59,449 --> 00:03:00,627 - Shut up! 43 00:03:00,627 --> 00:03:02,066 This is your fault. 44 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,278 What is this supposed to be? 45 00:03:03,278 --> 00:03:05,657 - It's painting, it's obviously painting. 46 00:03:05,657 --> 00:03:07,615 - [Librarian] Sshhh. 47 00:03:07,615 --> 00:03:11,147 - That's not painting, this is painting. 48 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,078 - That's conducting. 49 00:03:12,078 --> 00:03:13,398 - That's not conducting. 50 00:03:13,398 --> 00:03:14,231 - Sshhh. 51 00:03:16,968 --> 00:03:19,301 - It's only a practise test. 52 00:03:20,798 --> 00:03:22,356 Supposing we nick the answer sheets. 53 00:03:22,356 --> 00:03:23,718 Norris keeps them in his cupboard. 54 00:03:23,718 --> 00:03:25,257 - No cheating, OK? 55 00:03:25,257 --> 00:03:27,975 Don't you think we're in enough trouble already? 56 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,168 - I cheat all the time and never get caught. 57 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,249 - You cheat? 58 00:03:31,249 --> 00:03:32,082 How? 59 00:03:36,077 --> 00:03:38,667 - Whenever I'm taught something in class, 60 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,584 I secretly remember it. 61 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:44,867 - OK! 62 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:47,409 No cheating, all we have to do is learn a term's 63 00:03:47,409 --> 00:03:50,159 worth of maths in one lunch hour. 64 00:03:52,094 --> 00:03:53,246 What's a trapezium? 65 00:03:53,246 --> 00:03:54,577 - It's a Russian acrobat. 66 00:03:54,577 --> 00:03:57,403 - And why would a Russian acrobat be in my maths book? 67 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,088 - Will you be quiet! 68 00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:01,005 I won't tell you again. 69 00:04:04,649 --> 00:04:06,009 - Who are we kidding? 70 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:09,009 Maths in an hour; it's not possible. 71 00:04:10,097 --> 00:04:12,264 - Master maths in an hour. 72 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:19,299 - Give me it! 73 00:04:19,299 --> 00:04:20,910 - I saw it first. 74 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,419 - Well, actually, Maddy saw it first, 75 00:04:22,419 --> 00:04:23,339 and she's closer to me. 76 00:04:23,339 --> 00:04:25,329 - And Maddy's my best friend, so that's why she. 77 00:04:25,329 --> 00:04:26,162 - Quiet! 78 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:28,830 That's it, the three of you out! 79 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:29,663 Now! 80 00:04:30,997 --> 00:04:32,664 - Can I borrow this? 81 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:41,089 Nice going, well done. 82 00:04:41,089 --> 00:04:42,190 Now what are we going to do? 83 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,864 - Now we fail the maths test and spend our entire 84 00:04:44,864 --> 00:04:47,229 holidays with Norris. 85 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:48,998 Oh no, I feel sick. 86 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:52,318 - You do look sort of pale and pasty and clammy and dry. 87 00:04:52,318 --> 00:04:53,937 - He always looks like that. 88 00:04:53,937 --> 00:04:56,197 - Do you think we should take him to the sick bay? 89 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:59,198 - Might as well; half the class wants to beat him up, 90 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,777 he'll probably eventually end up there anyway. 91 00:05:02,777 --> 00:05:03,967 - I could get a sick note. 92 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:05,309 - Get sent home. 93 00:05:05,309 --> 00:05:07,678 - I do have a little um-hmm in my throat. 94 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:11,107 - I'm starting to get a little of it myself. 95 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,318 - We can't both be sick, that looks too sus. 96 00:05:13,318 --> 00:05:17,068 - One could get away with it; two, no chance. 97 00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:24,631 (rockabilly music) 98 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,330 - You broke my wombat! 99 00:05:35,947 --> 00:05:38,947 - King, loser, enjoy the maths test. 100 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:41,896 We're off home, sick notes. 101 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:43,929 - Yeah, joy, sick notes! 102 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,297 - But we were gonna do that. 103 00:05:46,297 --> 00:05:48,118 - Tough luck, King. 104 00:05:48,118 --> 00:05:50,977 If I wasn't so injured, I'd give you a punch 105 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,878 for getting us the test in the first place. 106 00:05:52,878 --> 00:05:54,177 - I'll do it! 107 00:05:54,177 --> 00:05:55,747 - Hell no! 108 00:05:55,747 --> 00:05:56,580 - What? 109 00:06:09,187 --> 00:06:12,587 - You really are gonna beat us up after school, aren't you? 110 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:14,420 - No, King, we're not. 111 00:06:16,038 --> 00:06:18,489 We're gonna beat you up now. 112 00:06:18,489 --> 00:06:20,147 First you get us a test. 113 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,569 Then you lose us our sick notes. 114 00:06:22,569 --> 00:06:24,019 You two are toast. 115 00:06:24,019 --> 00:06:27,267 - Well, technically, both of those things were Alex, so. 116 00:06:27,267 --> 00:06:28,107 - Shut up! 117 00:06:28,107 --> 00:06:31,078 - I am not spending my school holidays stuck with Norris. 118 00:06:31,078 --> 00:06:32,129 - Yeah, me neither. 119 00:06:32,129 --> 00:06:36,865 Mum was meant to be taking me to that petting zoo. 120 00:06:36,865 --> 00:06:38,448 They've got a pony! 121 00:06:40,038 --> 00:06:41,637 - Sorry. 122 00:06:41,637 --> 00:06:43,329 What are you gonna do about it, King? 123 00:06:43,329 --> 00:06:45,147 - There's nothing I can do. 124 00:06:45,147 --> 00:06:49,139 - We could always nick the answer sheet. 125 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:49,972 - No way! 126 00:06:51,689 --> 00:06:53,236 OK, the coast is clear. 127 00:06:53,236 --> 00:06:55,347 You go get the answer sheets, I'll be lookout. 128 00:06:55,347 --> 00:06:56,718 - I don't think so. 129 00:06:56,718 --> 00:06:59,838 You go get the answer sheets and I'll be lookout. 130 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:01,587 - Why should I have to do it; this was your idea. 131 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,208 - Exactly! 132 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:07,507 I'm the brains of the operation, you're the feet. 133 00:07:07,507 --> 00:07:10,409 - I don't think you should be doing this, Alex. 134 00:07:10,409 --> 00:07:12,489 - We're not really ill, Maddy. 135 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:14,316 - Then why is Simon shaking? 136 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:15,169 - I'm not. 137 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,768 But sick or not, we'll both be needing an ambulance 138 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:19,809 if one of us doesn't go get those papers. 139 00:07:19,809 --> 00:07:23,219 - All right, fine; rock, paper, scissors. 140 00:07:23,219 --> 00:07:24,052 - OK. 141 00:07:30,406 --> 00:07:31,438 - What is that? 142 00:07:31,438 --> 00:07:34,105 - That is dynamite; beats paper. 143 00:07:34,961 --> 00:07:37,961 Actually, it pretty much beats everything; it's dynamite. 144 00:07:37,961 --> 00:07:41,190 - He's right, Alex; dynamite would definitely beat paper. 145 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,910 - All right, fine. 146 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,148 I'll do it. 147 00:07:44,148 --> 00:07:45,251 But you keep watch. 148 00:07:45,251 --> 00:07:46,251 Both of you. 149 00:07:48,429 --> 00:07:51,346 (rockabilly music) 150 00:08:14,179 --> 00:08:15,262 - There, see? 151 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:19,371 - No, I think Alex is right, that's not painting. 152 00:08:19,371 --> 00:08:22,121 Painting would be more like this. 153 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,138 - No, no, that's ridiculous. 154 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,179 It looks like you are shaving a cat. 155 00:08:27,179 --> 00:08:28,012 OK, look. 156 00:08:29,811 --> 00:08:31,644 This is painting, see? 157 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,790 Do you see the difference? 158 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:42,241 - What would shaving a cat be? 159 00:08:42,241 --> 00:08:46,408 - I don't know, something like mrow, mrow, whatchew. 160 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:50,130 Vvrrr, mrow, vvrrr, vvrrr, vvrrr. 161 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,470 - Should I even ask? 162 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:05,220 Or will the answer be as stupid as I suspect? 163 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:08,371 - We. 164 00:09:08,371 --> 00:09:09,204 - We. 165 00:09:10,691 --> 00:09:12,358 - I thought as much. 166 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,993 (class bell) 167 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:23,932 - Isn't it going to be hard for Alex 168 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:27,252 to get those papers out while Mr. Norris is in there? 169 00:09:27,252 --> 00:09:28,502 - Do you think? 170 00:09:29,924 --> 00:09:30,757 Come on. 171 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,712 - All right, shut up. 172 00:09:37,712 --> 00:09:39,972 I've got a lovely big pile of test papers for you 173 00:09:39,972 --> 00:09:41,222 in my cupboard. 174 00:09:42,073 --> 00:09:44,001 The sooner you all sit down, the sooner I can fetch 175 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,084 them for you. 176 00:09:48,993 --> 00:09:51,182 - Oh, sir, I don't have a pen. 177 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:53,353 - I've got some spares in the cupboard. 178 00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:54,713 - Or a ruler. 179 00:09:54,713 --> 00:09:56,700 - In the cupboard! 180 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,367 - Or a ... football. 181 00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:05,920 - Will you be needing a football for this test, Kent? 182 00:10:07,286 --> 00:10:10,331 - I don't know sir, I haven't seen it yet. 183 00:10:10,331 --> 00:10:11,581 - No; sit down. 184 00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:18,575 - I haven't got a football either. 185 00:10:28,339 --> 00:10:30,756 - Right, Birch, Parker, Howe. 186 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:33,129 Kent, David. 187 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:43,993 Carlisle. 188 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,563 OK, get to work! 189 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:30,961 Right, shut up! 190 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,841 Somebody in this room better have a good explanation 191 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:36,674 for what this was doing out there. 192 00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:38,782 Hmmm; nobody? 193 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:43,377 Because if I don't find out who. 194 00:11:44,361 --> 00:11:46,150 What about you, King? 195 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,732 Any idea? 196 00:11:47,732 --> 00:11:48,589 - No sir. 197 00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:49,422 - No? 198 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,343 Are you sure? 199 00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:56,361 Well, King? 200 00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:59,028 - I've been here the whole time. 201 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,923 (upbeat music) 202 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,367 - Alex, the power's off; none of the alarms have gone off! 203 00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:13,725 Calicat! 204 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:16,605 - Morning. 205 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:20,761 - So, there definitely won't be a test this time. 206 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:23,710 - Nope, I'm not late, which means I won't get caught 207 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,990 by Norris sneaking into class, which means that we won't 208 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:27,700 have the conversation that gives him the idea 209 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,289 in the first place. 210 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:30,572 - So we won't need this then. 211 00:12:30,572 --> 00:12:31,740 - Where did you get the answer sheet? 212 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,220 - I nicked it out of his cupboard yesterday. 213 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,051 Well, you know, you've gone on and on about 214 00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:38,412 holiday classes and how awful they've been. 215 00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:41,940 I figured I'd do a preemptive strike. 216 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,868 - The universe isn't going to like this, is it? 217 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,361 - Probably not. 218 00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:46,881 - You are putting it back? 219 00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:48,028 Why, what's the point? 220 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,892 What if there's a test next week instead? 221 00:12:49,892 --> 00:12:52,939 - Simon, you know how this loopy stuff works by now, 222 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,409 you can't tempt fate. 223 00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:55,481 - He's right. 224 00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,980 - So just keep watch, properly this time, 225 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,041 and don't mime shaving a cat. 226 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,578 - Why would I do that? 227 00:13:02,578 --> 00:13:05,630 - I have no idea, but that was your excuse 228 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:07,681 for blowing it last time. 229 00:13:07,681 --> 00:13:10,521 Stay alert, and if Norris comes, 230 00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:12,688 make a noise or something. 231 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,470 - So what noise does he expect us to make? 232 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,220 - We could do a siren beetle. 233 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,910 - How do they go? 234 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,332 - Sort of whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 235 00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:23,641 - Brilliant. 236 00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,321 What's a cat got to do with anything? 237 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:27,670 - [Maddy] Well, it had to do with shaving the cat. 238 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,772 - [Simon] I know we're not supposed to name names, 239 00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:31,355 but I definitely think this is. 240 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:38,131 I'm just saying that if I was going to mime 241 00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:42,537 shaving a cat, probably do it better than you. 242 00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:45,704 Where's Alex, he should be out by now? 243 00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:49,088 - Whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 244 00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:52,881 - Well? 245 00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:57,420 - I am, I was looking for some marked test papers. 246 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,253 - [Norris] Really? 247 00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,857 - Yeah, I really do like the maths this term, 248 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,572 and I thought I might do some extra study. 249 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:03,878 - You don't say. 250 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:04,793 (class bell) 251 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,626 Go and sit down, King. 252 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:14,754 - Sorry. 253 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,532 - Thank you. 254 00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:17,949 - Right, shut up! 255 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,572 The art teacher is off sick today. 256 00:14:21,572 --> 00:14:23,142 - Is it contagious? 257 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,321 - I highly doubt it, Kent! 258 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:28,341 But it does mean you are all back with me this afternoon. 259 00:14:28,341 --> 00:14:30,942 And as King here has just pointed out, 260 00:14:30,942 --> 00:14:33,052 I have a lovely big pile of test papers in 261 00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:35,902 my cupboard over there, so a maths test 262 00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:39,182 straight after lunch, and as an added bonus, 263 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,372 anyone who gets under 50% can join me in 264 00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:43,705 holiday classes. 265 00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:48,073 Very good idea; thank you, Mr. King! 266 00:14:52,363 --> 00:14:55,406 - Bet you're glad I stole the answer sheet now, huh? 267 00:14:55,406 --> 00:14:57,476 At least we won't fail the test. 268 00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:01,126 - But we wouldn't have had a test if you hadn't nicked it. 269 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:02,606 It's a thingy, isn't it? 270 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:03,745 What do you call it, Maddy? 271 00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:04,578 - A paradox. 272 00:15:04,578 --> 00:15:06,225 - A paradox, you've created a paradox, Simon. 273 00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:07,196 - Have I? 274 00:15:07,196 --> 00:15:08,606 Cool. 275 00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:10,253 - You're not gonna cheat, Alex? 276 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,006 The universe won't like it. 277 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:14,425 - Hey, I tried to do right by the universe, 278 00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,155 and I tried to return this. 279 00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:17,276 Not this time. 280 00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:18,726 I'm going to bring my A-game. 281 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:21,014 I'm going to pass this test, I'm going to beat the universe, 282 00:15:21,014 --> 00:15:23,097 and nobody will get hurt. 283 00:15:28,910 --> 00:15:31,327 - [Girl] You broke my wombat! 284 00:15:33,637 --> 00:15:35,137 - You were saying? 285 00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:43,097 - What's going on? 286 00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:46,937 - These two knocked me down the stairs. 287 00:15:46,937 --> 00:15:48,529 - What's up with you two? 288 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:50,668 - We fell down the stairs, and I really hurt my arm, 289 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,001 and he hurt his. 290 00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,329 Oh, we probably can't use that one now? 291 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,777 - Which arm should we use, Parker? 292 00:15:58,777 --> 00:16:01,227 - Come on, now, that was not even my fault this time. 293 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,644 Simon, tell them. 294 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:08,934 (rockabilly music) 295 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:18,776 - Maddy, move! 296 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,057 - Keep your voice down. 297 00:16:21,057 --> 00:16:21,890 - Sshhh. 298 00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:24,737 - Master maths in an hour. 299 00:16:24,737 --> 00:16:26,497 Look Alex, this is better than cheating! 300 00:16:26,497 --> 00:16:27,330 - Sshhh. 301 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:30,536 - You two are toast. 302 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:32,185 - Sshhh. 303 00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:34,836 - You can't beat us up in here because you have to be quiet. 304 00:16:34,836 --> 00:16:37,548 - Well then, we'll just have to beat you up quietly. 305 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:38,957 - Yeah. 306 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,457 How do we do that? 307 00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,697 - First, you get us a maths test. 308 00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:49,609 Then, you ruin our chances of being sent home sick. 309 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:53,078 So, what are you gonna do about it, King? 310 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,169 - There's nothing I can do. 311 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,002 - Wha. 312 00:16:57,297 --> 00:17:01,488 You could always give him the answer sheet. 313 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,321 - Great. 314 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,866 That's just great. 315 00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:06,468 Without the answer sheets, we're doomed. 316 00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:09,737 Holiday classes with Norris, again. 317 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,654 I feel ill. 318 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,017 It's a figure of speech. 319 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:16,569 - Then why do you look so pale and pasty and clammy? 320 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,428 - I always look like that. 321 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,761 - You know what we could do? 322 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:24,817 We could use one of these. 323 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:25,689 - Answers! 324 00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,876 - Yeah, photocopied them. 325 00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:30,697 Was planning on selling them about $10 each, 326 00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:33,249 only you had us running around all lunch time. 327 00:17:33,249 --> 00:17:35,689 - You're not gonna use them, Alex? 328 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,837 Please, can't you see the universe keeps trying 329 00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:38,137 to tell you it's wrong? 330 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:39,728 - I'll tell you what's wrong, Maddy. 331 00:17:39,728 --> 00:17:42,695 My punishment last time, that's wrong. 332 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,718 And I'm about to go through it all again even though 333 00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:46,758 I tried to put the answer sheets back. 334 00:17:46,758 --> 00:17:49,097 And that's wrong too. 335 00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:52,628 The universe isn't playing fair so why should I play fair? 336 00:17:52,628 --> 00:17:54,449 How else am I meant to pass the test? 337 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,929 - Studied for it? 338 00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:57,429 - Apart from that? 339 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:06,528 - Nah, never mind her, mate, doing the right thing. 340 00:18:06,528 --> 00:18:08,457 That will be $10 please. 341 00:18:08,457 --> 00:18:10,346 (class bell) 342 00:18:10,346 --> 00:18:12,217 All right, $5. 343 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,028 I won't go any lower than $4. 344 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,528 - OK, get to work. 345 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,977 You have exactly one hour to answer every question 346 00:18:24,977 --> 00:18:26,860 on the sheet in front of you. 347 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:29,609 There will be strictly no talking. 348 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,729 When you are finished, stay quietly in your seats 349 00:18:33,729 --> 00:18:35,479 until the time is up. 350 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:44,777 - See, Maddy, he cheated, and the sky hasn't fallen down. 351 00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:45,728 - Yet. 352 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:47,318 - Anyway, Maddy, you cheat all the time. 353 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,376 - I do not! 354 00:18:48,376 --> 00:18:49,209 - Please! 355 00:18:50,057 --> 00:18:51,767 You think I don't see you secretly remembering 356 00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:54,006 everything you are taught in class? 357 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:55,673 - Don't tell anyone. 358 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,598 Anyway, I don't know why you bothered. 359 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,668 The test was easy, the one with the triangle 360 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:02,515 was so simple. 361 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:03,817 - Triangles? 362 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:05,886 Maddy, what were you doing with triangles? 363 00:19:05,886 --> 00:19:08,236 - It was a trigonometry test. 364 00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:09,996 That is what we've been studying. 365 00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:13,766 - No, it wasn't; it was algebra, wasn't it? 366 00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:15,505 - You stole the wrong answer sheets. 367 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,113 You stole the wrong answer sheet! 368 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,064 - Isn't that going to look a bit funny if four people 369 00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:23,246 hand in identical algebra papers instead of trigonometry? 370 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,385 - You think? 371 00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:26,406 We have to get our tests back. 372 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:27,656 - Vvrrr, vvrrr. 373 00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:32,824 - That's rubbish, it looks like you're painting. 374 00:19:32,824 --> 00:19:34,897 You obviously don't have much experience shaving. 375 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:35,730 - He's locked the cupboard. 376 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:36,563 He never locks the cupboard! 377 00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,006 It must be because I was there earlier. 378 00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:39,339 - Oh, well done. 379 00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:43,836 We're finished then. 380 00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:46,836 Holiday lessons, detentions, and beat downs 381 00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,977 from Parker and Howe. 382 00:19:48,977 --> 00:19:49,977 - Maybe not. 383 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:54,659 There is another way in, but it's not easy. 384 00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:58,816 Remember to get ours, Parker's and Howe's. 385 00:19:58,816 --> 00:20:00,137 - I'm not going, you go. 386 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:03,554 - Would you; fine, rock, paper, scissors. 387 00:20:11,414 --> 00:20:12,569 What is that? 388 00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:16,816 - That is a bomb defusal expert; beats dynamite. 389 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,937 - Yeah, that makes sense. 390 00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:19,158 A bomb defusal expert. 391 00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:20,556 - All right! Fine, I'll do it. 392 00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:23,128 Just keep watch, both of you. 393 00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:24,211 And no mimes! 394 00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:36,466 (upbeat music) 395 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,052 Aw, come on! 396 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:05,533 Good job! 397 00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:22,289 - Alex? 398 00:21:22,289 --> 00:21:23,122 - I'm in the vent! 399 00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:23,958 - Well come out! 400 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,227 - I can't open it. 401 00:21:25,227 --> 00:21:26,144 It's stuck. 402 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,428 - She did it; I was trying to put it in really gently, 403 00:21:29,428 --> 00:21:31,209 but she made me force it. 404 00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:32,042 - Help me. 405 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:38,518 The holes are too small for me to fit my fingers in. 406 00:21:38,518 --> 00:21:40,449 - Even I can't shift it, Alex. 407 00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:41,708 We will have to find another way out. 408 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,860 - Brilliant. 409 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:47,027 - You could pass my test paper through if you like. 410 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,163 (upbeat music) 411 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:19,500 - OK, it's moving; I think we're gonna be all right. 412 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,167 - Whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 413 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,300 - What are you doing. 414 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,459 - Siren beetle. 415 00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:25,038 - Sounds nothing like a siren beetle. 416 00:22:25,038 --> 00:22:27,199 This is a siren beetle, whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 417 00:22:27,199 --> 00:22:28,732 - A siren beetle is more at the back of the throat, 418 00:22:28,732 --> 00:22:31,720 with a phlegm, with a whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 419 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,553 - It sounds like a toad. 420 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:34,881 A beetle is more high-pitched, whoop whoop kkk kkk kkk. 421 00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:35,790 - Oh, high-pitched. 422 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:39,957 You wanna go high-pitched, might as well go bbrrr ping! 423 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:43,624 - Should I even ask or will 424 00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:46,707 the answer be as stupid as I suspect? 425 00:22:48,274 --> 00:22:49,546 - Um. 426 00:22:49,546 --> 00:22:50,379 - We. 427 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:51,306 - We were just. 428 00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,806 - Thought as much. 429 00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:56,720 (loud crashing) 430 00:23:02,426 --> 00:23:05,874 And where exactly have you just come from, King? 431 00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:08,541 - I've been here the whole time? 432 00:23:14,282 --> 00:23:16,032 - All right, shut up! 433 00:23:17,074 --> 00:23:19,824 One month's detention, and for cheating, 434 00:23:19,824 --> 00:23:22,954 you will attend all my holiday lessons. 435 00:23:22,954 --> 00:23:25,215 But at least you'll have some company. 436 00:23:25,215 --> 00:23:27,666 Isn't that right, Birch? 437 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,499 Parker? 438 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,208 Howe? 439 00:23:31,783 --> 00:23:33,346 Looking forward to spending the entire holiday 440 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,394 with your friends, eh? 441 00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:39,561 - Well, Mum was gonna take me to that petting zoo. 442 00:23:41,015 --> 00:23:42,598 They've got a pony. 443 00:23:44,015 --> 00:23:45,146 - Get out! 444 00:23:45,146 --> 00:23:46,396 The lot of you! 445 00:23:47,514 --> 00:23:50,097 (upbeat music) 446 00:23:53,026 --> 00:23:54,594 - Are you gonna beat us up every day of those holidays, 447 00:23:54,594 --> 00:23:55,565 aren't you? 448 00:23:55,565 --> 00:23:57,398 - No, King, we're not. 449 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,205 We're gonna beat you up now! 450 00:24:05,168 --> 00:24:07,436 - Great idea, Si, never would have gone. 451 00:24:07,436 --> 00:24:10,344 - Get back here, King, you are toast! 452 00:24:10,344 --> 00:24:11,594 - Keep running! 453 00:24:16,236 --> 00:24:18,031 I could get a sick note. 454 00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:19,460 - Get sent home. 455 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,449 - I do have a little um hmmm in my throat. 456 00:24:21,449 --> 00:24:25,449 - I'm starting to get a little bit of it myself. 457 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:31,564 - When are we having the conversation that leads us to 458 00:24:31,564 --> 00:24:33,478 having, that gives us the idea in the first place? 459 00:24:33,478 --> 00:24:35,645 Yes, thank you, thank you! 31782

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