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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[STAMMERS] Here you go, Peter.
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[STUTTERS] Penelope.
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Nice catch, Persimmon.
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-[STUTTERING]
-[SHOUTS] Hey!
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-Yes, boss.
-I want to give you
fair warning.
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The owner of the aquarium
is stopping by later today,
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and I need everything
to be perfect.
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You got it, boss.
I'm on the job.
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That's what I'm worried about.
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[GULPS] Mmm... Fresh.
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[STUTTERS] Uh,
come on down, Petunia.
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Nice work there, Princess.
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[STUTTERS] Preston.
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Here you go,
[STUTTERS] Paprika.
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Hey, garcon,could you put
that next one on
a spring roll with wasabi?
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Hey! This isn't
a sushi restaurant,
this is an aquarium.
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And you're not a penguin.
[STUTTERS] You're a duck!
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Of course, I'm a
[MIMICS STUTTERING]
penguin.
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I can waddle around.
I'm black.
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I have webbed feet.
I have an orange bill.
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I quack. And I can fly.
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Half of those
are penguin things,
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and the other half
are duck things.
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Which half lets me stay here?
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For one thing penguins
can't fly.
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[STUTTERS]
Just get out of here!
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[SCOFFS AND STAMMERS]
Crazy duck.
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-[GASPS] Huh?
-You, uh, didn't
answer my question.
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Hey! You ate all the fish.
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The worst part is
I'm still hungry.
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[STUTTERS] Mr. Duck,
you don't understand.
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If everything isn't perfect
I'm gonna get fired.
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Tell you what, chum,
I'll make you a deal.
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You give me
all the fish I can eat,
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and I'll make sure
this aquarium is perfect!
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[STAMMERING] It's a...
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Okay! Let's see what
we have to work with here.
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-What do these fish do?
-[STAMMERS] Not much.
They just float around.
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They just float around?
That's not perfect,
that's boring!
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We got to get them
moving around.
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Well, we're gonna
feed 'em in an hour.
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An hour? That's too long.
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-We got to go feed 'em
right now!
-[SCREAMS]
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[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
Gather around. Gather around.
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It is I, Duck Cousteau!
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This is the ocean.
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The life blood of all the fish
that live here,
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deep, uncharteddangereux.
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Here is the Grouper,
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the fascinating Clownfish,
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and, of course, the Hogfish!
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[BLUBBERING AND STAMMERING]
Get me out of here!
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The Hogfish seems
to be disturbed!
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It is because
the Hammerhead shark is
stalking him for his prey.
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[SCREAMS AND BLUBBERS]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[YELPS]
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-[SPLUTTERS AND EXCLAIMS]
-[CHILDREN CRYING]
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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
Do not worry, kids.
I'll save ya.
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-Keep back, you dangerous
sea creature.
-[GROANS]
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[STUTTERS]
I'm not a sea creature.
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-I'm a... [STAMMERING]
-[WHISPERING] I know,
but look at them.
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They're eating this up!
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Don't you want the aquarium
to be perfect?
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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
Back from whence you came!
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[WHISPERS] You're doing great.
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-You salty pork
of the swiney deep!
-[SCREAMING]
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[APPLAUDING]
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[STUTTERS]
Stop that right now.
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Hold your seahorses.
What's this?
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It's a touch tank.
It's where people come to
touch the sea creatures.
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Well, that doesn't seem fair.
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Maybe it's time
for the sea creatures
to touch back!
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[GRUNTS]
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-[LAUGHING]
-[LAUGHING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[PANTING] Keep away from me!
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DAFFY: Not so fast!
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♪ Stomp your feet up and down,
make a smile from that frown
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♪ Grab a fish and sing along,
slap, slap, slap, slap
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♪ 'Cause it feels mighty fine
when you're slap it on a swine
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♪ Grab a fish and sing along,
slap, slap, slap, slap ♪
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[GRUNTS AND STUTTERS]
You're not making
this place better,
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you're ruining it!
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[IN SING-SONG]
But I'm not finished yet!
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Oh, yeah.
You're finished all right.
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If you're not going to leave
then I'll throw you out!
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-[GRUNTS]
-Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!
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[STUTTERS] Get back here!
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[SHOUTS] Ow!
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[EXCLAIMING] Ow!
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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A gift shop?
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The perfect aquarium
gives out souvenirs for free!
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You get a shirt
and you get a shirt,
and you get a shirt!
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[STAMMERS]
Stop giving everything away!
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You get a shirt too!
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Huh. I thought
this was one size fits all.
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Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!
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I'm having a whale of a time!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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[SIGHS] Maybe it's time
to start getting the ranch
dressing on the side.
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And to start ordering salads.
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[FREE FALLING]
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Porky! What in the Sam Hill
is going on out here?
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[GASPS] Mrs. Allen?
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You're not supposed
to be here till 3:00.
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[STUTTERS] Mrs. Allen?
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Who's Mrs. Allen?
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She's the owner of
the aquarium, you numbcrut!
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Who is responsible
for this duck being
in the aquarium?
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It wasn't me, Mrs. Allen.
It was Porky!
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I told him everything had
to be perfect, but...
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It was perfect!
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The action, the adventure!
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The free merchandise
giveaways!
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You see this is the integrated
marketing, I'm talking about.
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We can cross-pollinate
this across
multiple media platforms.
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I see billboards, posters,
a duck in the aquarium.
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Ah! Maybe even a reality show!
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Porky and the Duck!
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We'll film them 24/7,
watching the pig cater
to the duck's every need.
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Uh... [STUTTERS] 24/7?
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His every need?
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Oh, I'm not a pig.
I'm a penguin!
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See! [LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Look at me! I'm a penguin!
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I'm a penguin!
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Porky! You've lost your mind!
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[SHOUTING] I'm a penguin!
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Well, that's just silly.
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Penguins can't fly.
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Finally, after a long winter
the perfect day to fly a kite!
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Last summer I perfected
all the expert kite moves.
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But this summer
I'm going to master
the most dangerous,
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most death-defying stunt
of them all,
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the Breezehammer!
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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
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Huh?
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You mean you never heard of
the most legendary move
in all of kite flying?
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Only a select few have ever
seen and lived to tell
the tale of the Breezehammer!
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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
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Ooh!
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[SQUEAKS] Breezehammer!
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[WHINES]
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BUGS: Let's warm up
with a few basic moves.
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Watch this, Squeaks.
Four eyes!
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The Stairs!
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The Escalator!
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[YAWNING] Caw!
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[GASPS] Hello, beautiful!
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That's the most gorgeous
creature I've ever seen!
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I must be dreaming! [GRUNTS]
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Nope. Not dreaming.
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[CAWING]
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So, uh, you got the time?
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'Cause you got me
going cuckoo!
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Oh! Aggressive! I like that.
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Oh, baby! I'm in love.
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-What the...
-[BOYD PURRING]
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[CAWING]
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That canoodling canary's
getting cozy with my kite!
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Playing hard to get, huh?
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[EXCLAIMING] Whoa!
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[GROANING] Ow!
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Oh no, Squeaks! It's stuck!
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Can you go see
what's going on?
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[SQUEAKS] Hey!
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Can I offer you something,
my lady?
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A snack? Some worms?
A delousing?
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[CHIRPING]
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I'm trying, Squeaks.
I'm pulling as hard as I can!
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-[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
-Is that a no?
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You don't want anything?
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Oh, you do. Wait, yes or no?
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You're giving me mixed
signals here!
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I'm so confused!
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Wait! I know!
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How about
a relaxing massage? Ow!
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Boy, you really are playing
hard to get.
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-[GRUNTS]
-Jeepers!
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Uh-oh!
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That bird is not gonna
stop me from executing
the Breezehammer!
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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
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♪ Oh, you're
my beautiful bird!
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♪ My beautiful blue bird!
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♪ My beautiful big, bald,
blue-y, blueish, blue bird!
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-♪ Oh, blue, blue...
-Oh no, you don't!
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♪ Blue, blue, blue, blue
bird, bird, bird, bird
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♪ Gimme a B, gimme a...
[GRUNTS]
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[CAWS] You come at me, bro?
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You want a piece of me?
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Stay behind me, babe,
I'll protect ya.
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[CAWING] Is that all you got?
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[CAWS]
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Flying back to
your momma, huh?
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[GROWLS]
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Sorry, you had
to see that, babe.
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Just doing what any bird
would do for his lady.
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Sometimes I get so mad
I just gotta hit something.
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[CAWING]
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Babe? Babe?
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Hey! Where'd you go?
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All right, that's it! I'm not
taking any more chances.
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Squeaks, I'm sending you up
to run interference.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [GAGS]
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Nothing's gonna keep me
from the Breezehammer!
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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]
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Not now! I'm in
the middle of something!
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Off you go.
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[EXCLAIMING] Whoa!
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So what can I tell you
about myself?
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Oh, let's see! I moved out
of my parents' nest
two weeks ago and, uh...
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[SCREAMING]
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I'm in between jobs right now,
but I'm hunting in a...
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[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
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You know,
the early bird gets the worm,
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but the late bird
gets the trash can pizza!
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-[GROANS]
-Hey, what's your problem?
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Can't you see I'm trying
to woo the lady here?
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-[BOTH GRUNTING]
-Quit squirreling in
on my business!
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-Oh, boy. [GRUNTS]
-[EXCLAIMS]
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Squeaks, that birdbrain's
got us all tied up!
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Hey! Let go of my kite!
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Hey! Some bunny's trying
to capture you!
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Don't worry,
my little birdy doll.
I'll save you!
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Time to show you
the power of love!
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[CAWS]
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-Whoa! [GROANING] Ow!
-[MUSIC PLAYING]
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-[GRUNTING]
-[EXCLAIMING]
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WOMAN: Hey, look! A rabbit!
Pet him as hard as you can!
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[CONTINUES GRUNTING]
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[EXCLAIMS]
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[GROANS]
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-[GRUNTS]
-[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
237
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,836
[WHISPERS] The Breezehammer!
238
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,231
Did you see that, Squeaks?
239
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:27,757
I did it. I executed
the most difficult maneuver
in all of kite flying!
240
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,891
Ah... [CHIRPING]
241
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,894
Well, I guess that crazy bird
helped a little bit too.
242
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,330
But I did most of it.
243
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,332
Hey! You let my love go.
244
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942
Untie her this instant!
245
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,378
Okay, pal. You can have her.
246
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,685
[GASPS AND CAWS]
247
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,035
Oh, my darling! You're free!
248
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,647
Free! [KISSES]
249
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,650
And now we're free to love
each other forever!
250
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,740
Uh, you know, doc?
251
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,134
That's not a bird
you're kissing. It's a kite.
252
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,049
Nobody's perfect.
[CONTINUES KISSING]
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