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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:04:58,999 SKIP to 4m59s 2 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,882 Here's another geography question for $1000. 3 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:07,063 What mountain range separates Casablanca from Sahara desert? 4 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,845 Is it A, the Himalayas, B, the Atlas mountains, 5 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,433 C, the Pyrenees or D, the Aberdare mountains? 6 00:05:14,474 --> 00:05:16,763 - Doesn't prove anything. - It proves everything, and you know it. 7 00:05:16,798 --> 00:05:21,200 - Do you want to see it again? - No, thanks. I hate watching myself on TV. 8 00:05:21,235 --> 00:05:23,394 Roddy, why did you do it? 9 00:05:23,429 --> 00:05:25,026 Have you ever been in debt, Lizzie? 10 00:05:25,061 --> 00:05:28,495 And I mean real debt. It changes everything. 11 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,282 - That's no excuse. - What are you doing? 12 00:05:30,317 --> 00:05:32,997 - The right thing. - Look, Lizzie, 13 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:35,831 if this is your way of asking for a raise, it worked. 14 00:05:35,866 --> 00:05:37,719 Hey, how much do you want? 15 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,630 I don't want money, Roddy. I'm not you. 16 00:05:39,665 --> 00:05:41,672 All right, you don't want money. What do you want? 17 00:05:41,707 --> 00:05:43,128 I want to be able to sleep at night. 18 00:05:43,163 --> 00:05:46,244 I want to be able to be proud of the show the way I used to be. 19 00:05:49,732 --> 00:05:53,489 What are you going to do, slip it under the producer's door anonymously? 20 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:56,361 Didn't even have the courage to write your own name on it. 21 00:05:57,854 --> 00:06:00,053 Aw, Lizzie, all right, look, I'm sorry. 22 00:06:00,088 --> 00:06:03,118 - Hey, it'll never happen again. - Damn right it won't. 23 00:06:03,153 --> 00:06:06,334 Okay, okay. Look, you win. 24 00:06:07,205 --> 00:06:09,153 I'll quit the show. 25 00:06:09,188 --> 00:06:11,657 But just give me one day. 26 00:06:11,692 --> 00:06:13,483 Let me do it on my own, 27 00:06:13,518 --> 00:06:16,485 so I can do it with whatever's left of my dignity. 28 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,544 - If this is a trick, I don't... - it's not a trick. It's not a trick. 29 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:23,003 I swear to you. Watch, watch tonight. 30 00:06:23,038 --> 00:06:25,712 Before the bonus round, I'll make an announcement. 31 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,795 God help me. 32 00:06:31,127 --> 00:06:32,933 Okay. 33 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,390 Okay. 34 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:47,471 How about another drink before I walk the plank? 35 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:49,902 Sure. 36 00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:40,917 Thank you. Welcome back to Treasure chest. I'm Roddy Lankman. 37 00:07:40,952 --> 00:07:42,763 Well, before we start the bonus round, 38 00:07:42,798 --> 00:07:45,384 I do have an important announcement to make. 39 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:48,202 It's about time. - My contract here at Treasure chest is almost up, 40 00:07:48,237 --> 00:07:51,040 and a lot of people have been asking what my plans are. 41 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:53,326 Well, this afternoon, I made a big decision, 42 00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:55,943 and I'd like to share it with all you people. 43 00:07:57,127 --> 00:08:00,984 I just signed a new 5 year contract, which means I'm going to be right here 44 00:08:01,019 --> 00:08:04,688 doing what I always do for as long as they want me to be here. 45 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:07,148 What do you think about that? 46 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:29,031 Come on. Oh, my god. 47 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:37,067 Come on. 48 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,595 Oh, my god. 49 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,668 MONK Season 3 Epi. 08 Mr. Monk and the Gameshow 50 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,331 - Oh, this is looking good. - You think so? 51 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:12,598 Oh, it's looking fantastic. 52 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:16,211 A little more mayonnaise, a pinch of paprika. 53 00:10:16,246 --> 00:10:17,885 Maybe two pinches. Maybe three pinches. 54 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,787 - Okay, that's perfect. - Maybe four pinches. 55 00:10:19,822 --> 00:10:21,864 Okay, Kevin, I think that's enough. Thank you. 56 00:10:21,899 --> 00:10:25,942 We are going to need some pepper, and I think I have some upstairs. 57 00:10:25,977 --> 00:10:29,995 Maybe I should bring all my seasonings down here 58 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,632 if we're going to be cooking all week. 59 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:34,148 All week? - Here's something you might find interesting. 60 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:39,378 This is only the eighth time in my life I have ever had egg salad. - Really? 61 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:41,859 And how much do you want to bet I can name all eight? 62 00:10:44,118 --> 00:10:46,572 The first time was in third grade. 63 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:49,515 I traded sandwiches with a kid named Stuart kramer. 64 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:53,569 Then three years after that, my cousin's confirmation party. 65 00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:58,216 Two years after that, I was in a restaurant. I ordered tuna fish. 66 00:10:58,251 --> 00:10:59,837 - Do you like to laugh? - No, I don't. 67 00:10:59,872 --> 00:11:02,012 Well, get ready to, because I knew it was egg salad. 68 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:04,718 I could smell it, but the waitress kept saying to me, 69 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:07,608 "No, it's tuna fish." Phone. 70 00:11:08,181 --> 00:11:10,240 We're on number three. Remember where we are. 71 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:12,760 Hello? Oh, Sharona. 72 00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:15,183 Sharona, how, how's your mom? 73 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:19,288 Oh, good. Oh, thank god. Thank god for modern medicine. 74 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:22,666 Not, not too good, actually. 75 00:11:22,701 --> 00:11:24,987 He's in the kitchen right now 76 00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:28,187 naming every egg salad sandwich he ever had. 77 00:11:29,124 --> 00:11:32,622 Eight, including today. 78 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:37,546 It's not funny. Stop, stop laughing. 79 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,879 Sharona, I don't, I don't know why you asked him to look in on me. 80 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:45,773 I'm not a child. Please stop laughing. 81 00:11:46,434 --> 00:11:50,547 Okay, I'll call you back. Give her my best. Okay. 82 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:57,443 And when you come back... bring a gun. Okay. bye. 83 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:02,065 That was Sharona. She won't be coming back until monday. 84 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,572 Monday. Wow. 85 00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,957 We are going to need some more food. 86 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,467 Let's make a list. 87 00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:13,555 Okay. 88 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:16,035 Bread, juice 89 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,424 paprika, milk... 90 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:21,310 No milk. Right. 91 00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:25,829 Crossing that off the list. Adding to the list, bok choy. 92 00:12:25,864 --> 00:12:27,372 Doorbell. 93 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,978 Who is it? 94 00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:38,204 It's Trudy's father. It's my father-in-law. 95 00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:40,842 - Yeah, he called this morning. - Why didn't you tell me? 96 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:43,815 I did. I wrote it on a post-it note. 97 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,032 We need more of those, by the way. We're out of them. 98 00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:51,487 - Adrian. - Dwight. 99 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,170 Dad. 100 00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:05,107 Yeah. I missed you, too. 101 00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:08,654 Mr. E., here's your coffee. 102 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,299 Sorry it took so long. I'm still not used to that kitchen. 103 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,317 - Careful. It's hot. - Thank you, Kevin. 104 00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:19,373 - Oh. There's something in there. - That's a raisin. 105 00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:21,061 I put it in to sweeten the coffee. 106 00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:24,459 Little trick I picked up when I was waiting tables in Aspen, Colorado, 107 00:13:24,494 --> 00:13:27,588 which I did for two summers. Not two consecutive summers, 108 00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:28,980 'cause there was a summer in between... 109 00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,323 - Thank you, Kevin. - Thank you, Kevin. 110 00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:32,633 - Delicious. - Okay. 111 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,338 - Oh, happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 112 00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:44,547 - Did you get my card? - Uh, yes, I did. 113 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,108 Did you look inside? 114 00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:50,543 'Cause the punch line was on the inside. - Yes, I did. 115 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:54,056 - It was very funny. - It was a pun. 116 00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:58,390 It was very funny. It's on my mantel. Everybody likes it. 117 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:04,457 - How is Marcia? - Much better. 118 00:14:04,492 --> 00:14:08,018 She's, uh, volunteering as a grief counselor. 119 00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:11,047 Believe me, she's good at it. 120 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,964 Send her my love. 121 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:18,172 Well, I was hoping that wouldn't be necessary. That's why I'm here. 122 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:21,959 I was hoping you might come back with me to Los angeles. 123 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,725 I'm producing a new game show. 124 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,915 It's called "Treasure chest." 125 00:14:27,553 --> 00:14:30,103 Wow. Wow. Is that your show? 126 00:14:30,138 --> 00:14:32,135 Because I love that show. 127 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,464 Who comes up with all those questions? 128 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,395 Well, we have a staff of writers. 129 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,177 'Cause I'll tell you something, 130 00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:43,895 that is something I've always thought I would be good at. 131 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,936 I'm always asking people questions, 132 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,863 and a lot of the time, they are genuinely stumped. 133 00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:51,244 That's true. We are. 134 00:14:52,779 --> 00:14:56,537 Adrian... My little show's in trouble. 135 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,665 - I think it's serious. - What is it? 136 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,348 Well, I'd rather you see for yourself. 137 00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:04,327 Do you think you could come down to L. A. for a couple of days? 138 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,669 Plenty of room. Marcia would love it. 139 00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:11,597 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Dwight, I, I can't. 140 00:15:11,632 --> 00:15:15,086 Uh, I, I, I can't just leave. 141 00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:20,351 - Sharona's not here. - I'm here. We could go. 142 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,118 Uh, I don't know. 143 00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:24,100 Come on, it'll be fun. 144 00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:28,347 Three guys on a road trip to Hollywood. 145 00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,920 - Is Roddy Lankman here? - Lenny, 146 00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:01,140 tell Bernie not to start the music cues too soon, 147 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:03,067 and make sure the affiliates are sitting in the front row. 148 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:05,631 - Mr. E., is Roddy Lankman here? - He's probably in makeup. 149 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,733 Okay, do you think I could talk to him? 150 00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:09,525 'Cause I have some ideas that I'd like to run by him. 151 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,391 Don't worry, mr. E., I won't embarrass you. - I'm sure you won't. 152 00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:15,128 It's just that Roddy doesn't like to be disturbed before the show. 153 00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,611 Tanya. 154 00:16:18,162 --> 00:16:21,581 This is Kevin dorfman, a friend of mine from San francisco. 155 00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:23,168 Would you mind showing him around? 156 00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:25,040 - I'd be happy to. - You're the pointer. 157 00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:27,261 Oh, point to something. 158 00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:30,281 It looks better. She makes everything look better, Tanya. 159 00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:33,429 - Hey, how did you get this job? - I want you to meet someone. 160 00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:39,084 Val birch. 161 00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:41,064 This is my old friend, Adrian monk. 162 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:42,583 Adrian. 163 00:16:42,618 --> 00:16:44,716 Well, gym class must have been hell with a name like that. 164 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,234 Yes. Yes, it was. Thank you. 165 00:16:46,269 --> 00:16:48,395 Are you nearly done, or do you just like touching me? 166 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:50,536 Adrian's here from San francisco. 167 00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:54,330 Oh, Frisco. God-awful town. I was there last year. 168 00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:56,058 It was foggy the whole week. 169 00:16:56,093 --> 00:16:58,794 When are they going to do something about all that fog? 170 00:16:58,829 --> 00:17:02,194 Well, I, I don't know. I'll make some calls. 171 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,142 I couldn't see a damn thing, not even that, um... 172 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:06,614 Uh, Golden bridge they got. 173 00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:10,092 - The Golden gate. - No, genius, the bridge. 174 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:11,995 Right. That's what they call it the golden... 175 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,177 Okay, okay. Testing, 1, 2, 3. 176 00:17:14,212 --> 00:17:16,629 We're done, okay? 177 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:22,479 That idiot's won seven times in a row. 178 00:17:22,514 --> 00:17:27,146 Adrian, I know he's cheating. I just can't figure out how. 179 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:37,777 - Roddy Lankman? - Uh, yeah. 180 00:17:37,812 --> 00:17:41,671 Kevin dorfman. I'm a big fan of yours, sir. A major fan. 181 00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:45,865 - Okay, how you doing? - Look, I know we just met, Roddy, 182 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,167 but I understand you have your own production company. 183 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,845 Well, that's good, because I have an idea for a show, 184 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,875 and if you're interested, we can produce it together. 185 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,150 - I really can't. - Okay. 186 00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,516 It's called "40 winks." In a nutshell, 187 00:17:58,551 --> 00:18:04,927 three contestants, three beds. The first one who falls asleep wins. 188 00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:07,972 So we're watching people fall asleep? - Exactly. 189 00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:11,410 - You snooze, you win. - I can't do that. 190 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:14,409 I, I can't even really talk to strangers about ideas. 191 00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:16,565 It's for legal reasons. 192 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,182 Well, it's a good thing I'm not a stranger, then. 193 00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:21,622 - I'm friends with Dwight Ellison. - Oh, really? 194 00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:25,971 I'm here with Adrian monk, the detective. - Detective? 195 00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:29,282 Yeah, from San francisco. Dwight brought him here to look around. 196 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,030 He's having some sort of problem with the show. 197 00:18:33,214 --> 00:18:35,283 Huh. 198 00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:37,741 - Nice to meet you. - All right. 199 00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:41,280 - A detective? - Will you keep it down? 200 00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,380 He's from San francisco. That's all I know. 201 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,881 - So what? - So what? 202 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,339 - He's going to be watching us. - So let him watch. 203 00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:51,722 He's not going to figure it out. The system is perfect. 204 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,833 Now, look, here's what's going to happen. 205 00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:56,469 I'm going to win tonight, I'm going to win tomorrow, 206 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:59,570 and I'm going to keep on winning until I say we're done. 207 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,468 - It's too dangerous. - It's too dangerous, huh? 208 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:07,496 Well, I guess you should have thought of that before you killed your assistant. 209 00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:11,375 Now let's go back inside. It's showtime. 210 00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:24,139 It's driving me nuts, Adrian. I need someone 211 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,842 to look at this from a different angle. 212 00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:28,020 - Maybe I'm missing something. - Are you sure he's cheating? 213 00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:31,175 He has to be. That Neanderthal Val birch... 214 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,148 he's been answering graduate-level questions 215 00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:36,162 in geography, history, astronomy. 216 00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,189 Nobody's that smart, not even you. 217 00:19:38,224 --> 00:19:40,728 So he has to be getting the questions in advance. 218 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,177 Maybe somebody's helping him, one of the writers. 219 00:19:43,212 --> 00:19:44,412 I thought of that. 220 00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:47,228 For the last two weeks, I've been writing all the questions myself. 221 00:19:47,263 --> 00:19:49,438 These are the ones we're using tonight. 222 00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:52,324 - Who else gets to see these? - Nobody. 223 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,777 Not the director, not even Roddy. 224 00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,701 These envelopes stay sealed 225 00:19:56,736 --> 00:20:00,999 until he opens them on stage during the actual game. 226 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:07,163 What are you doing? What is that? 227 00:20:07,198 --> 00:20:08,801 It's Roddy Lankman's pencil. 228 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,580 Yeah, those are his teeth marks. 229 00:20:11,615 --> 00:20:13,262 This is what you call a collectible. 230 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,190 You can look, but don't touch. 231 00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:16,814 - I don't want to touch it. - Yeah, right. 232 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,489 Seriously, don't touch it. 233 00:20:18,524 --> 00:20:21,220 Live from Hollywood, California, 234 00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:23,735 let's grab those shovels and go digging, 235 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:27,406 'cause the name of the game is "Treasure chest". 236 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:31,208 Here's your host, Roddy Lankman! 237 00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:34,618 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to "Treasure chest." 238 00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:37,418 I'm Roddy Lankman, and, boy, what a nice crowd we have today, 239 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,869 but let's welcome back our reigning champion. 240 00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:43,633 He's been here for three weeks. He shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. 241 00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:45,744 He's a retired limousine driver from Woodland hills. 242 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:48,831 In his free time, he likes hunting and fishing up in the Bluestone valley. 243 00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,099 Welcome back to the show, Val birch! 244 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:02,319 What is the largest desert in Asia? 245 00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:06,275 Is it A, the Sahara, B, the Negev, C, the Gobi, D.. 246 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,350 C, the Gobi. 247 00:21:07,385 --> 00:21:09,181 Correct for $1,000! 248 00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:17,320 Thank you, Tanya. The next question, for $1,500. 249 00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:20,131 which Monarch is sometimes known as "the Tragic queen"? 250 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,099 Was it A, queen Elizabeth, B, Marie antoinette, 251 00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:25,113 C, Catherine the Great... 252 00:21:25,148 --> 00:21:27,799 B, Mary ann tonette. 253 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,420 Uh, that is correct. Marie antoinette. 254 00:21:33,389 --> 00:21:35,200 He mispronounced it. 255 00:21:36,231 --> 00:21:38,476 Here's a $2,000 question, 256 00:21:38,511 --> 00:21:40,442 and I see this one has a visual clue, 257 00:21:40,477 --> 00:21:42,655 so, Tanya, if you could bring up our visual. 258 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,821 Thank yon very much! 259 00:21:44,856 --> 00:21:47,273 Which founding father lived in this house? 260 00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:51,383 Was it A, George washington, B, Thomas jefferson, C... 261 00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:54,499 - B, Jefferson. - Jefferson is correct for $2,000. 262 00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:57,275 Pitching another perfect game, Val birch. 263 00:21:58,206 --> 00:21:59,750 - Did you see that? - What? 264 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:03,413 He didn't even look at the picture, and he still got it right. 265 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,466 How? - Maybe they're signaling each other. 266 00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:10,148 Val birch is still in the lead with a grand total of $234,000! 267 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:14,752 That's a lot of money, Val. What do you plan to do with it? 268 00:22:14,787 --> 00:22:17,373 I don't know. Let's just keep playing. 269 00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:24,329 Marcia. 270 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:26,798 Come see what the cat dragged in. 271 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,873 - Adrian. - Marcia. 272 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:31,711 Welcome home. 273 00:22:32,363 --> 00:22:33,909 Thank you. 274 00:22:35,004 --> 00:22:36,883 You okay? 275 00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:39,066 Yes, I'm, I'm just... 276 00:22:39,795 --> 00:22:42,787 - there are so many memories. - I know. 277 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,060 That's why we could never move. 278 00:22:46,095 --> 00:22:48,002 Oh, honey, this is Kevin dorfman. 279 00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:52,192 Hello. Kevin dorfman. I live above Adrian. 280 00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:55,255 May I say what a lovely home you have here. - Oh, thank you. 281 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,319 - Spanish style, isn't it? - Yes. 282 00:22:57,354 --> 00:23:00,588 Yes, I thought so. I grew up in a house just like this, 283 00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:04,288 except the dining room was over on this side... 284 00:23:19,373 --> 00:23:20,669 Hello. 285 00:23:21,129 --> 00:23:23,691 Hi, mom, dad. This is Adrian. 286 00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:27,922 - Mr. and Mrs. Ellison. - It's Dwight and Marcia. 287 00:23:27,957 --> 00:23:30,835 I feel like we're old friends, the way Trudy talks about you. 288 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,340 She's been sending us articles and newspaper stories. 289 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,664 You can believe about 40% of that stuff. 290 00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:37,897 Come in, come in. 291 00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:39,985 You must be exhausted. 292 00:23:40,914 --> 00:23:43,146 - Nice to see you. - So good to see you, too. 293 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:46,097 Oh, that's okay. We don't mind a little dirt. 294 00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:50,181 - Almost done. - Okay. 295 00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:54,069 You have a beautiful home. 296 00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,713 Well, that's fascinating. 297 00:23:57,748 --> 00:23:59,784 Well, come on in. 298 00:23:59,819 --> 00:24:02,545 I'm sure you must all be exhausted. 299 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,847 Adrian, you remember where the guest room is? 300 00:24:05,882 --> 00:24:07,456 Oh, yeah. 301 00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:48,661 It's still how she left it. 302 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,197 Do you want to go in? 303 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:53,672 There might be something you want to keep. 304 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:01,227 I can't. 305 00:25:01,262 --> 00:25:03,166 I know. 306 00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:06,316 It took me 2 and half years. 307 00:25:06,351 --> 00:25:10,253 How did you do it, Marcia? 308 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:12,248 How did you survive? 309 00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:15,536 I didn't think I would. 310 00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:21,047 I was buried alive. 311 00:25:22,024 --> 00:25:23,322 Buried alive. 312 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:30,672 And then one day, the sun came up. 313 00:25:30,707 --> 00:25:32,139 My garden was blooming. 314 00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:35,178 Kids were riding by the house on their bikes, 315 00:25:35,213 --> 00:25:38,394 and I decided to give the world a second chance. 316 00:25:40,893 --> 00:25:43,764 It's still a beautiful world, Adrian. 317 00:25:55,731 --> 00:25:58,369 - You don't have to do that. - It's no problem. 318 00:25:58,404 --> 00:26:03,282 I remember how you like everything separated. It's okay. 319 00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:06,329 So, Kevin, did I understand Adrian correctly? 320 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,443 You won the lottery a couple years ago? 321 00:26:08,478 --> 00:26:10,495 Yes, I did. That is accurate. 322 00:26:13,096 --> 00:26:15,544 And you're probably wondering what happened to all the money. 323 00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:17,953 That's a fair question. Here's a tip. 324 00:26:17,988 --> 00:26:20,349 if you're ever lucky enough to win the big jackpot, 325 00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:23,871 you should probably not make some of the mistakes I made. 326 00:26:23,906 --> 00:26:27,025 For one thing, Vegas. it's a good place to avoid. 327 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,000 Secondly, if you're ever going to hire an accountant, 328 00:26:30,035 --> 00:26:32,700 you might want to make sure he's certified. 329 00:26:32,735 --> 00:26:35,302 And most importantly, never, under any circumstances, 330 00:26:35,337 --> 00:26:37,690 marry Lisa Abromowitz. 331 00:26:40,385 --> 00:26:42,862 I'll try to remember that. 332 00:26:42,897 --> 00:26:45,021 Or her sister Shelly. 333 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:53,263 Is something wrong with the food? 334 00:26:53,298 --> 00:26:55,744 Oh, no, mom. It's perfect. 335 00:26:55,779 --> 00:26:58,410 I'll, um, explain later. 336 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,663 Adrian, I'm producing a new cop show in the fall. 337 00:27:02,698 --> 00:27:06,641 We're looking for a consultant to work with the writers, keep us honest. 338 00:27:06,676 --> 00:27:10,655 The position is yours if you want it. - Wow. 339 00:27:11,356 --> 00:27:12,776 Dwight, I don't know what to say. 340 00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:13,745 Why don't you say yes? 341 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,922 Dad, that's really sweet, but Adrian would never quit his job. 342 00:27:16,957 --> 00:27:19,390 It's his life. Oh, you guys should see him. 343 00:27:19,425 --> 00:27:21,231 - He is so brilliant. - Here we go. 344 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,194 When he's at a crime scene, 345 00:27:22,229 --> 00:27:24,579 the other policemen, they just stand back and watch him work. 346 00:27:24,614 --> 00:27:26,368 They watch me so they know what not to do. 347 00:27:26,403 --> 00:27:28,324 Oh, you are so modest. 348 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,246 Besides, we love San francisco. I really can't see us ever leaving. 349 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:33,900 It's so far away. 350 00:27:33,935 --> 00:27:36,474 Not the way Trudy drives. 351 00:27:36,509 --> 00:27:39,179 So you won't be moving back. 352 00:27:39,214 --> 00:27:43,296 Well, Adrian, you take care of my little girl. 353 00:27:43,331 --> 00:27:46,995 - She's all we have. - Yes, sir. I will. 354 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,938 I'm so sorry. 355 00:27:58,573 --> 00:28:00,980 - About what? - Wait a minute. 356 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:03,022 Hold the phone. I've got it. 357 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,451 Got what? - How they're cheating on the show. 358 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:08,104 It's a code. 359 00:28:08,139 --> 00:28:12,568 Roddy Lankman is blinking when he asks the questions. 360 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:16,472 Like once for A, two for B. 361 00:28:16,507 --> 00:28:19,958 - That's what he does. - No, no, no, no. I thought about that. 362 00:28:19,993 --> 00:28:23,145 I've studied every frame from every show. It's impossible. 363 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:26,272 He never blinks or gestures or changes his voice, 364 00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:28,612 at least that I could tell. 365 00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:31,941 Well, you were there. Did you notice anything? - No, no. 366 00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,517 But when can I talk to this Mr. Lankman? 367 00:28:34,552 --> 00:28:37,318 I've already asked him. He won't talk to you or anybody. 368 00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:40,397 These days, he hardly ever leaves his trailer. 369 00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:42,481 Poor guy's had a pretty tough year. 370 00:28:42,516 --> 00:28:44,220 What happened? 371 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,522 Well, for one thing, he's broke. 372 00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:48,347 He declared bankruptcy last January. 373 00:28:48,382 --> 00:28:51,227 - And then there was the accident. - What accident? 374 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:55,256 Last month his personal assistant, a girl named Lizzie Talvo, was killed. 375 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:58,927 Her car went off the road in Bluestone valley. 376 00:28:58,962 --> 00:29:01,951 - Roddy took it pretty hard. - Bluestone valley? 377 00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:05,649 Val birch goes fishing in Bluestone valley. 378 00:29:06,134 --> 00:29:09,845 They mentioned it on the show when they introduced him. 379 00:29:10,971 --> 00:29:16,347 Val birch fishes... where the girl was killed. 380 00:29:18,877 --> 00:29:21,647 He fishes where the girl was killed. 381 00:29:21,682 --> 00:29:24,057 That's probably important. 382 00:29:25,104 --> 00:29:27,431 Did you notice he said it twice? 383 00:29:39,223 --> 00:29:41,100 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 384 00:29:41,564 --> 00:29:44,619 - Why are you making that face? - We're in rugged terrain. 385 00:29:44,654 --> 00:29:46,844 This is my rugged terrain face. - Okay. 386 00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:52,825 Okay, she was, she was traveling east. 387 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:57,445 Her car went off the road up there, ended up... 388 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,878 right here between these two rocks. 389 00:29:59,913 --> 00:30:03,284 - Haven't the police already been here? - Well, that's true but... 390 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:07,941 they weren't really looking for anything. This wasn't a criminal investigation. 391 00:30:15,235 --> 00:30:16,723 What is it? 392 00:30:17,227 --> 00:30:18,865 Something? 393 00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:23,892 Something intended for Dwight Ellison. 394 00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:32,255 - An exercise tape. - Did you bring those baggies? 395 00:30:33,381 --> 00:30:35,386 Oh, this is real evidence, isn't it? 396 00:30:35,421 --> 00:30:37,764 Oh, goodness. I feel like a... 397 00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:42,934 - What's the matter? Are you okay? - I just swallowed a bug. 398 00:30:42,969 --> 00:30:46,728 - You, you what? - I'm okay. - - Oh, god. 399 00:30:59,402 --> 00:31:01,043 What is it? 400 00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:11,042 It's Val birch. 401 00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:13,701 He was here. 402 00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:19,286 Kevin? - It's okay. I spit that one out. 403 00:31:19,321 --> 00:31:22,129 Oh, god. Just, let's get out of here, 404 00:31:22,164 --> 00:31:24,883 and just, for god's sake, cover your mouth. - Okay. 405 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:26,296 It's just a videotape. 406 00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,709 "Thighs and abs: 10 minutes a day to a perfect you." 407 00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:31,211 Does that mean anything to you? Yeah, me neither. 408 00:31:31,246 --> 00:31:34,133 We're at Val birch's house now. I want to have another word with him. 409 00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:36,769 No, I'll be fine. Thanks. I appreciate that, Dwight. 410 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,503 I don't think he's home. 411 00:31:46,526 --> 00:31:48,325 Hello, Mr. Birch? 412 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,081 Hello, it's Adrian monk. We spoke yesterday at the show. 413 00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:53,962 Mr. Birch? 414 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:57,817 I'm here, too. Kevin dorfman. I'm his upstairs neighbor. 415 00:32:03,841 --> 00:32:07,202 It looks unlocked? What do you think? 416 00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:09,819 Well, we can't go in without a reason. 417 00:32:11,423 --> 00:32:15,281 - I'm kind of thirsty. Does that count? - No, Kevin. 418 00:32:15,316 --> 00:32:17,198 Thirst is no excuse for breaking and entering. 419 00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:20,910 - Wouldn't it be cool if it was? - Yes, that would be cool. 420 00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:23,148 Here. Let me... 421 00:32:23,183 --> 00:32:24,478 what are you doing? What are you doing? 422 00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:27,626 I'm leaning in. Yeah, I went to law school for three semesters. 423 00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:30,438 You can lean anywhere you want. It's in the constitution. 424 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,152 I can't imagine which constitution you're referring to. 425 00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,437 You know what? Grab my pants. 426 00:32:36,909 --> 00:32:39,679 Pardon me? - Grab my pants. I need the counterweight. 427 00:32:39,714 --> 00:32:41,513 Kevin, I really don't want to grab your pants. 428 00:32:42,466 --> 00:32:45,314 If I touch that floor, it's a felony. 429 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,652 Mr. Birch? 430 00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:06,223 Hello? Mr. Birch?. 431 00:33:06,258 --> 00:33:08,274 Hello? 432 00:33:08,309 --> 00:33:11,883 Kevin, you see that pencil on the chair? Can you reach that? 433 00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:25,662 - You got it? - I got it. Pull me. Yes, I got it. 434 00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:31,164 Do you still have the pencil that Roddy Lankman gave you yesterday? 435 00:33:31,199 --> 00:33:33,844 - The collectible. - The collectible. 436 00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:45,478 - Kevin, do you have the pencil? - I have the pencil. 437 00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:50,074 He was here. 438 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,874 Roddy Lankman was here... 439 00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:54,155 but why? 440 00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:56,834 Maybe they were trying to figure out how to cheat. 441 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,496 Let's go. 442 00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:03,489 Hi, this is your old pal Val. 443 00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:05,737 Leave your message when you hear the beep. 444 00:34:07,637 --> 00:34:08,939 He's checking his messages. 445 00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:13,557 You have one saved message. May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 446 00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,329 He's skipping that one. 447 00:34:15,364 --> 00:34:20,425 You have one new message. Today, 10:15 A. M. 448 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,321 Mr. Birch, this is Tony Forrest at Southland mercedes. 449 00:34:23,356 --> 00:34:24,677 I have some good news for you. 450 00:34:24,712 --> 00:34:27,226 The new 640 you ordered will be in tomorrow. 451 00:34:27,261 --> 00:34:29,426 I got it here in three weeks just like I promised. 452 00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:31,462 Let me know when you want to pick it up. 453 00:34:34,915 --> 00:34:38,219 He ordered a new Mercedes-Benz four weeks ago. 454 00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:40,472 Before he went on the show. 455 00:34:40,507 --> 00:34:42,406 That's what I call confidence. He knew he was going to win. 456 00:34:42,441 --> 00:34:45,964 If we can figure out how they're cheating, we can nail them both. 457 00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:49,690 - I have to get closer. - Closer? 458 00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:52,073 Yesterday we were in the front row. 459 00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:54,186 You can't get much closer than that. 460 00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:59,150 Please welcome to the show, Adrian monk. 461 00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:18,397 Welcome to the show, Adrian. 462 00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:20,373 Mr. E., You are not going to regret this. 463 00:35:20,408 --> 00:35:23,236 Is there anybody you'd like to say hello to? - Yes. 464 00:35:23,752 --> 00:35:27,707 Okay, who would that be? - Sharona. She's in New Jersey visiting her mother. 465 00:35:27,742 --> 00:35:31,097 Oh, that's very nice. How long have you and Sharona been married? 466 00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:33,105 No, no, no. 467 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,417 Uh, Sharona is my nurse. 468 00:35:34,452 --> 00:35:38,645 I was married, but my wife Trudy was killed by a car bomb. 469 00:35:40,358 --> 00:35:41,929 Did he just say "car bomb"? 470 00:35:41,964 --> 00:35:46,677 Which is why I have devoted my life to putting criminals behind bars, 471 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:50,718 even famous, powerful men who think they're above the law. 472 00:35:53,669 --> 00:35:56,484 Uh, I'm sure you do a great job, too. 473 00:35:56,519 --> 00:36:00,252 - All right, who wants to... - Dig for treasure? 474 00:36:00,287 --> 00:36:01,995 All right, Tanya, let's get this game started. 475 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,190 We're going to start out with a $1,000 question. 476 00:36:05,904 --> 00:36:07,662 Where... 477 00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:09,531 Adrian. 478 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:12,254 I'm sorry. 479 00:36:12,914 --> 00:36:16,733 Um, there was a smudge on my buzzer thing. 480 00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:18,890 Well, I'm sorry, but according to our rule book, 481 00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:20,692 you'll have to answer the question. 482 00:36:21,162 --> 00:36:23,039 Could you repeat the question, please? 483 00:36:23,074 --> 00:36:26,343 Yes, but unfortunately, only the part that you've already heard, 484 00:36:26,378 --> 00:36:30,175 so... where? 485 00:36:31,073 --> 00:36:32,513 Where? 486 00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:40,376 Where? 487 00:36:42,589 --> 00:36:44,245 Once more, please. 488 00:36:45,128 --> 00:36:49,368 - Where? - Where... 489 00:36:49,403 --> 00:36:52,168 you have 10 seconds. 490 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:55,895 Constantinople. 491 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:57,733 Well, we're a multiple choice show, 492 00:36:57,768 --> 00:37:00,030 so all we need is A, B, C, or D. 493 00:37:00,065 --> 00:37:03,329 - D. - D? 494 00:37:03,364 --> 00:37:05,559 - No, B. - B. 495 00:37:05,594 --> 00:37:07,402 B. B. Definitely B. 496 00:37:07,437 --> 00:37:11,392 - B, and that's your final answer. - A. 497 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,943 Uh, well, the correct answer is C, Macy's. 498 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:21,863 Moving on, let's go to our $1,500 question. 499 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:24,952 Oh, for the love of god. 500 00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:28,024 I'm sorry. It's still a little grimy here. 501 00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:32,623 Time is money for some of us. 502 00:37:32,658 --> 00:37:34,125 Okay, I'll try. 503 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,001 All right, moving onto the $1,500 question... 504 00:37:53,399 --> 00:37:55,764 Okay. I'm done. 505 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:05,112 That's it. - What element do you add to iron to make steel? 506 00:38:05,147 --> 00:38:07,782 Is it A, aluminum, B, carbon, 507 00:38:07,817 --> 00:38:10,981 - C, lead, or... - B, carbon. 508 00:38:11,016 --> 00:38:13,324 Carbon is correct for $1,500. 509 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,829 They're still cheating. 510 00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:19,622 But why would they do that with Adrian out there? 511 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,933 They have no choice. 512 00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:24,110 - If Val loses today, he can't come back. - What Greek city hosted 513 00:38:24,145 --> 00:38:25,634 - the original olympics? - That's a good point. 514 00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:28,555 Was it A, Athens, B, Rhodes, 515 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:31,511 - C, Olympia... - C, Olympia. 516 00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:34,564 Correct again for $1,500. 517 00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:40,329 He figured it out. 518 00:38:40,364 --> 00:38:42,496 He knows how they're cheating. 519 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:54,015 One minute. We are back in one. 520 00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:58,536 - So you figured it out? - Yes, sir. I know how they're cheating. 521 00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:00,087 Was I right about the blinking? - No. 522 00:39:00,122 --> 00:39:02,319 - Was I close? - No. 523 00:39:02,354 --> 00:39:03,696 But it is a code. 524 00:39:03,731 --> 00:39:07,064 Lankman is holding the question cards differently every time. 525 00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:10,554 If he holds it by this corner, it means the answer is A. 526 00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:12,961 This corner means B, and this one's for C. 527 00:39:12,996 --> 00:39:14,615 What do we do now? 528 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,569 I guess we call the police. 529 00:39:17,604 --> 00:39:21,417 Hi, it's me. It's 7:15. Call me when you get home. 530 00:39:21,452 --> 00:39:23,682 I love you. 531 00:39:31,524 --> 00:39:32,890 Dwight... 532 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:35,038 Dwight! 533 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,650 When did Lizzie Talvo die? 534 00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:38,402 - What was the date? - May 2nd. 535 00:39:38,437 --> 00:39:39,933 May 2nd. About what time? 536 00:39:39,968 --> 00:39:43,948 - Evening, while the show was on. - Around 7:39 P. M.? 537 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:46,654 - That sounds about right. - Don't call the police. Not yet. 538 00:39:46,689 --> 00:39:48,751 These men are guilty of more than just cheating, 539 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,399 and I think I can prove it. 540 00:39:50,434 --> 00:39:52,881 - You're going to prove it now? - If I don't do it now, 541 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,586 they might destroy the evidence. 542 00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:58,773 - 15 seconds! Places! - I got to go. I got to go. 543 00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:01,523 Listen, isn't there a way to make a phone call during the show? 544 00:40:01,558 --> 00:40:04,038 Well, you can phone a friend, but only if you make it to the bonus round. 545 00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:05,971 Oh, you're so far behind. You'll never make it. 546 00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:11,279 Five seconds! 4, 3, 2... 547 00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,929 Welcome back to "Treasure chest." My name is Roddy Lankman, 548 00:40:16,964 --> 00:40:23,196 and our reigning champ Val birch is in the lead again with $3,000. 549 00:40:23,231 --> 00:40:26,111 In second place, Susan with zero, 550 00:40:26,146 --> 00:40:28,773 and, Adrian, you're at negative $1,000. 551 00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:30,919 Well, Roddy, I think my luck is about to change. 552 00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:34,796 Well, there's only one way to find out. Let's do round two and dig for treasure. 553 00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:37,918 For $4,000, the bone that connects your knee to your ankle is 554 00:40:37,953 --> 00:40:41,316 - the A, fibula, B, tibia... - B, tibia. 555 00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:44,100 That is correct. 556 00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:45,768 Next question. 557 00:40:45,803 --> 00:40:48,138 How many square yards in an acre? Is... 558 00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:49,108 C. 559 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:55,304 Uh, C is correct. It's 4,840 square yards. 560 00:40:56,182 --> 00:40:57,897 Lucky guess. 561 00:40:57,932 --> 00:41:00,904 A lucky guess indeed. For $5,000... 562 00:41:00,939 --> 00:41:04,299 - D. - D is correct. 563 00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:06,593 Another lucky guess. 564 00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:10,071 For $5,500, president Mckinley was assassinated... 565 00:41:10,106 --> 00:41:12,940 - D./- B. - D. The answer is D, Roddy. 566 00:41:12,975 --> 00:41:16,310 D is correct, yes. Next question... 567 00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:18,464 - who... - B, B, B, B, B. 568 00:41:18,499 --> 00:41:20,841 B is correct. It's Jackson Browne. 569 00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:23,383 - Susan, are you okay? - I, I just... 570 00:41:23,418 --> 00:41:25,945 it looked so much easier when I was watching at home. 571 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,803 Yes, it always looks easier at home. 572 00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:30,298 - For $6,000... - C! 573 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:32,407 - No, C is not right. - A. 574 00:41:32,442 --> 00:41:34,621 A is correct. The wombat. 575 00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:37,278 And for the last question, for $6,000, 576 00:41:37,313 --> 00:41:39,914 - what element... - D. 577 00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:45,781 D is correct, and that's the end of round two. 578 00:41:45,816 --> 00:41:48,363 A couple of very intelligent gentlemen here. 579 00:41:48,398 --> 00:41:52,332 Uh, that means Adrian monk is the winner of round two. 580 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:56,240 Val birch, you're going to have to sit this one out this time. 581 00:41:56,275 --> 00:41:58,299 Adrian, you understand what happens in round two. 582 00:41:58,334 --> 00:42:00,006 You answer these five questions correctly, 583 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,313 and you not only win this game, 584 00:42:01,348 --> 00:42:04,601 but you win this great big pot of gold! 585 00:42:08,454 --> 00:42:10,590 You know how we play our game. You have five questions. 586 00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,433 Let's see how you do. 587 00:42:12,468 --> 00:42:16,311 Adrian, who was the first president to win the nobel peace prize? 588 00:42:16,346 --> 00:42:19,621 Roddy, I understand I can phone a friend. 589 00:42:20,328 --> 00:42:22,069 You want to phone a friend on the first question. 590 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,524 Well, you're the boss. Tanya, let's bring him the phone. 591 00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:28,164 For those joining us for the first time, 592 00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:30,373 Adrian is going to call a friend 593 00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:33,624 to see if he can get a little help on this very important bonus round question. 594 00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:35,875 All right, who would you like to call? 595 00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,868 Well, Roddy, I would like to call... 596 00:42:39,903 --> 00:42:42,680 - him. - Me? 597 00:42:42,715 --> 00:42:45,088 You want to call me? 598 00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,592 I don't think I'm at home. 599 00:42:51,323 --> 00:42:52,924 Well, Mr. Monk, what are you doing? 600 00:42:52,959 --> 00:42:55,340 Do you know what he's doing? Because I don't know what he's doing. 601 00:42:55,375 --> 00:43:00,658 I'm trying to prove that you are guilty of murder, Mr. Lankman, 602 00:43:00,693 --> 00:43:04,028 or at the very least, manslaughter. 603 00:43:04,063 --> 00:43:06,141 Lizzie Talvo, your personal assistant, 604 00:43:06,176 --> 00:43:09,250 discovered that you were cheating on the show. 605 00:43:10,498 --> 00:43:14,331 - Uh... can we go to a commercial? - You do and you're fired. 606 00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:17,157 She died about a month ago in a car crash, 607 00:43:17,192 --> 00:43:20,465 and this man has been blackmailing you ever since, 608 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,843 and you have been paying him off here on your show 609 00:43:23,878 --> 00:43:26,250 by feeding him the answers. 610 00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:29,898 I knew it. Do over. 611 00:43:29,933 --> 00:43:33,103 Mr. Birch, you were in Bluestone valley the night she died. 612 00:43:36,233 --> 00:43:38,526 You must have seen the crash. 613 00:43:44,362 --> 00:43:47,709 She was still alive when you got to the car. 614 00:43:48,705 --> 00:43:51,575 She had to have said something to you before she died... 615 00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:54,323 something about Mr. Lankman. 616 00:43:54,358 --> 00:43:57,884 You must have realized you just hit the jackpot. 617 00:43:57,919 --> 00:44:03,536 You called your own answering machine and recorded her dying words. 618 00:44:03,571 --> 00:44:06,003 You can't prove any of this. 619 00:44:06,038 --> 00:44:07,388 I was at your house yesterday, 620 00:44:07,423 --> 00:44:10,515 and I happened to hear the date and time stamp 621 00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:14,148 of a phone message that you had saved... 622 00:44:14,183 --> 00:44:17,432 May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 623 00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:21,240 I think I can prove it, sir. What's your number? 624 00:44:21,275 --> 00:44:25,164 Adrian, it's 555-0137. 625 00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:26,815 Thank you, Dwight. 626 00:44:31,996 --> 00:44:34,519 Hi, this is your old pal Val. 627 00:44:34,554 --> 00:44:36,776 Leave your message when you hear the beep. 628 00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:45,623 4, 8, 2. 629 00:44:45,658 --> 00:44:51,184 You have one saved message. May 2nd, 7:39 P. M. 630 00:44:51,219 --> 00:44:55,184 It was Roddy. It was Roddy Lankman. 631 00:44:55,219 --> 00:44:57,441 He was cheating on the show. 632 00:44:57,476 --> 00:45:00,075 I was going to blow the whistle. 633 00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:02,926 He cut my brakes. 634 00:45:02,961 --> 00:45:04,678 Roddy. 635 00:45:05,689 --> 00:45:07,194 Mr. Lankman, Mr. Birch, 636 00:45:07,229 --> 00:45:09,410 some homicide detectives are outside. 637 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,997 They want to talk to you. 638 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,418 Adrian. 639 00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,132 You were amazing. 640 00:45:31,805 --> 00:45:33,963 Just like Trudy always said. 641 00:45:36,471 --> 00:45:38,361 Thank you for this. 642 00:45:39,707 --> 00:45:41,930 Thank you for Trudy. 643 00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:46,461 Monday. Dear diary, it is a terrible day. 644 00:46:46,496 --> 00:46:48,643 Ginger died this morning. 645 00:46:48,678 --> 00:46:51,576 I was too sad to go to school or even eat. 646 00:46:51,611 --> 00:46:53,061 I cried all day. 647 00:46:53,096 --> 00:46:55,460 I will never be happy again. 648 00:46:56,258 --> 00:46:57,593 Friday. 649 00:46:57,628 --> 00:46:59,299 Tomorrow I'm going to camp. 650 00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:01,253 I have been packing all day. 651 00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:03,179 It's going to be so much fun. 652 00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,937 I can't wait. 653 00:47:04,972 --> 00:47:07,185 I still think about Ginger sometimes, 654 00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:09,574 but now I just remember the good times. 655 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,438 I guess daddy was right. 656 00:47:11,473 --> 00:47:13,564 God wants people to be happy. 657 00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:16,154 Nobody can stay sad forever. 658 00:47:16,204 --> 00:47:20,754 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51692

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