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SKIP to 4m59s
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Here's another geography
question for $1000.
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What mountain range separates
Casablanca from Sahara desert?
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Is it A, the Himalayas,
B, the Atlas mountains,
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C, the Pyrenees or
D, the Aberdare mountains?
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- Doesn't prove anything.
- It proves everything, and you know it.
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- Do you want to see it again?
- No, thanks. I hate watching myself on TV.
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Roddy, why did you do it?
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Have you ever been in debt, Lizzie?
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And I mean real debt.
It changes everything.
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- That's no excuse.
- What are you doing?
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- The right thing.
- Look, Lizzie,
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if this is your way of asking
for a raise, it worked.
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Hey, how much do you want?
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I don't want money, Roddy.
I'm not you.
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All right, you don't want money.
What do you want?
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I want to be able to sleep at night.
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I want to be able to be proud
of the show the way I used to be.
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What are you going to do, slip it under
the producer's door anonymously?
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Didn't even have the courage
to write your own name on it.
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Aw, Lizzie, all right,
look, I'm sorry.
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- Hey, it'll never happen again.
- Damn right it won't.
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Okay, okay.
Look, you win.
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I'll quit the show.
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But just give me one day.
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Let me do it on my own,
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so I can do it with whatever's
left of my dignity.
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- If this is a trick, I don't...
- it's not a trick. It's not a trick.
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I swear to you.
Watch, watch tonight.
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Before the bonus round,
I'll make an announcement.
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God help me.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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How about another drink
before I walk the plank?
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Sure.
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Thank you. Welcome back to
Treasure chest. I'm Roddy Lankman.
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Well, before we start
the bonus round,
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I do have an important
announcement to make.
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It's about time. - My contract here at
Treasure chest is almost up,
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and a lot of people have been
asking what my plans are.
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Well, this afternoon,
I made a big decision,
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and I'd like to share it
with all you people.
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I just signed a new 5 year contract,
which means I'm going to be right here
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doing what I always do for as long
as they want me to be here.
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What do you think about that?
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Come on.
Oh, my god.
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Come on.
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Oh, my god.
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MONK Season 3 Epi. 08
Mr. Monk and the Gameshow
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- Oh, this is looking good.
- You think so?
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Oh, it's looking fantastic.
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A little more mayonnaise,
a pinch of paprika.
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Maybe two pinches.
Maybe three pinches.
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- Okay, that's perfect.
- Maybe four pinches.
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Okay, Kevin, I think
that's enough. Thank you.
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We are going to need some pepper,
and I think I have some upstairs.
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Maybe I should bring all my
seasonings down here
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if we're going to be
cooking all week.
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All week? - Here's something
you might find interesting.
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This is only the eighth time in my life
I have ever had egg salad. - Really?
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And how much do you want
to bet I can name all eight?
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The first time was in third grade.
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I traded sandwiches with a kid
named Stuart kramer.
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Then three years after that,
my cousin's confirmation party.
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Two years after that, I was in
a restaurant. I ordered tuna fish.
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- Do you like to laugh?
- No, I don't.
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Well, get ready to,
because I knew it was egg salad.
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I could smell it,
but the waitress kept saying to me,
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"No, it's tuna fish."
Phone.
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We're on number three.
Remember where we are.
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Hello?
Oh, Sharona.
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Sharona, how, how's your mom?
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Oh, good. Oh, thank god.
Thank god for modern medicine.
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Not, not too good, actually.
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He's in the kitchen right now
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naming every egg salad
sandwich he ever had.
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Eight, including today.
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It's not funny.
Stop, stop laughing.
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Sharona, I don't, I don't know
why you asked him to look in on me.
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I'm not a child.
Please stop laughing.
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Okay, I'll call you back.
Give her my best. Okay.
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And when you come back...
bring a gun. Okay. bye.
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That was Sharona.
She won't be coming back until monday.
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Monday.
Wow.
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We are going to need
some more food.
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Let's make a list.
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Okay.
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Bread, juice
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paprika, milk...
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No milk. Right.
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Crossing that off the list.
Adding to the list, bok choy.
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Doorbell.
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Who is it?
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It's Trudy's father.
It's my father-in-law.
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- Yeah, he called this morning.
- Why didn't you tell me?
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I did. I wrote it on a post-it note.
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We need more of those, by the way.
We're out of them.
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- Adrian.
- Dwight.
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Dad.
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Yeah.
I missed you, too.
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Mr. E., here's your coffee.
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Sorry it took so long.
I'm still not used to that kitchen.
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- Careful. It's hot.
- Thank you, Kevin.
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- Oh. There's something in there.
- That's a raisin.
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I put it in to sweeten the coffee.
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Little trick I picked up when
I was waiting tables in Aspen, Colorado,
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which I did for two summers.
Not two consecutive summers,
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'cause there was
a summer in between...
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- Thank you, Kevin.
- Thank you, Kevin.
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- Delicious.
- Okay.
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- Oh, happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Did you get my card?
- Uh, yes, I did.
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Did you look inside?
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'Cause the punch line was
on the inside. - Yes, I did.
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- It was very funny.
- It was a pun.
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It was very funny. It's on my mantel.
Everybody likes it.
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- How is Marcia?
- Much better.
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She's, uh, volunteering
as a grief counselor.
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Believe me, she's good at it.
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Send her my love.
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Well, I was hoping that wouldn't be
necessary. That's why I'm here.
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I was hoping you might come back
with me to Los angeles.
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I'm producing a new game show.
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It's called "Treasure chest."
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Wow. Wow.
Is that your show?
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Because I love that show.
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Who comes up with
all those questions?
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Well, we have a staff of writers.
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'Cause I'll tell you something,
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that is something I've always
thought I would be good at.
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I'm always asking people questions,
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and a lot of the time, they
are genuinely stumped.
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That's true. We are.
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Adrian...
My little show's in trouble.
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- I think it's serious.
- What is it?
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Well, I'd rather you
see for yourself.
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Do you think you could come
down to L. A. for a couple of days?
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Plenty of room.
Marcia would love it.
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
Dwight, I, I can't.
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Uh, I, I, I can't just leave.
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- Sharona's not here.
- I'm here. We could go.
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Uh, I don't know.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Three guys on a road trip
to Hollywood.
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- Is Roddy Lankman here?
- Lenny,
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tell Bernie not to start
the music cues too soon,
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and make sure the affiliates
are sitting in the front row.
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- Mr. E., is Roddy Lankman here?
- He's probably in makeup.
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Okay, do you think
I could talk to him?
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'Cause I have some ideas
that I'd like to run by him.
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Don't worry, mr. E., I won't
embarrass you. - I'm sure you won't.
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It's just that Roddy doesn't
like to be disturbed before the show.
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Tanya.
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This is Kevin dorfman, a friend
of mine from San francisco.
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Would you mind showing him around?
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- I'd be happy to.
- You're the pointer.
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Oh, point to something.
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It looks better.
She makes everything look better, Tanya.
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- Hey, how did you get this job?
- I want you to meet someone.
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Val birch.
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This is my old friend, Adrian monk.
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Adrian.
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Well, gym class must have
been hell with a name like that.
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Yes.
Yes, it was. Thank you.
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Are you nearly done, or do
you just like touching me?
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Adrian's here from San francisco.
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Oh, Frisco. God-awful town.
I was there last year.
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It was foggy the whole week.
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When are they going to do
something about all that fog?
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Well, I, I don't know.
I'll make some calls.
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I couldn't see a damn thing,
not even that, um...
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Uh, Golden bridge they got.
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- The Golden gate.
- No, genius, the bridge.
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Right. That's what they
call it the golden...
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Okay, okay.
Testing, 1, 2, 3.
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We're done, okay?
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That idiot's won seven times in a row.
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Adrian, I know he's cheating.
I just can't figure out how.
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- Roddy Lankman?
- Uh, yeah.
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Kevin dorfman. I'm a big fan
of yours, sir. A major fan.
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- Okay, how you doing?
- Look, I know we just met, Roddy,
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but I understand you have
your own production company.
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Well, that's good,
because I have an idea for a show,
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and if you're interested,
we can produce it together.
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- I really can't.
- Okay.
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It's called "40 winks."
In a nutshell,
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three contestants, three beds.
The first one who falls asleep wins.
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So we're watching people
fall asleep? - Exactly.
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- You snooze, you win.
- I can't do that.
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I, I can't even really talk
to strangers about ideas.
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It's for legal reasons.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm not a stranger, then.
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- I'm friends with Dwight Ellison.
- Oh, really?
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I'm here with Adrian monk,
the detective. - Detective?
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Yeah, from San francisco.
Dwight brought him here to look around.
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He's having some sort of
problem with the show.
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Huh.
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- Nice to meet you.
- All right.
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- A detective?
- Will you keep it down?
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He's from San francisco.
That's all I know.
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- So what?
- So what?
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- He's going to be watching us.
- So let him watch.
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He's not going to figure it out.
The system is perfect.
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Now, look, here's what's
going to happen.
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I'm going to win tonight,
I'm going to win tomorrow,
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and I'm going to keep on winning
until I say we're done.
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- It's too dangerous.
- It's too dangerous, huh?
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Well, I guess you should have thought
of that before you killed your assistant.
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Now let's go back inside.
It's showtime.
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It's driving me nuts,
Adrian. I need someone
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to look at this from a different angle.
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- Maybe I'm missing something.
- Are you sure he's cheating?
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He has to be.
That Neanderthal Val birch...
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he's been answering
graduate-level questions
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in geography, history,
astronomy.
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Nobody's that smart,
not even you.
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So he has to be getting
the questions in advance.
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Maybe somebody's helping
him, one of the writers.
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I thought of that.
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For the last two weeks, I've
been writing all the questions myself.
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These are the ones
we're using tonight.
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- Who else gets to see these?
- Nobody.
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Not the director,
not even Roddy.
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These envelopes stay sealed
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until he opens them on stage
during the actual game.
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What are you doing?
What is that?
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It's Roddy Lankman's pencil.
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Yeah, those are his teeth marks.
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This is what you
call a collectible.
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You can look,
but don't touch.
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- I don't want to touch it.
- Yeah, right.
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Seriously, don't touch it.
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Live from Hollywood, California,
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let's grab those shovels and go digging,
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'cause the name of the game
is "Treasure chest".
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Here's your host,
Roddy Lankman!
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to "Treasure chest."
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I'm Roddy Lankman, and, boy,
what a nice crowd we have today,
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but let's welcome back
our reigning champion.
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He's been here for three weeks. He shows
absolutely no signs of slowing down.
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He's a retired limousine driver
from Woodland hills.
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In his free time, he likes hunting
and fishing up in the Bluestone valley.
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Welcome back to the show, Val birch!
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What is the largest desert in Asia?
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Is it A, the Sahara, B, the Negev,
C, the Gobi, D..
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C, the Gobi.
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Correct for $1,000!
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Thank you, Tanya.
The next question, for $1,500.
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which Monarch is sometimes
known as "the Tragic queen"?
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Was it A, queen Elizabeth,
B, Marie antoinette,
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C, Catherine the Great...
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B, Mary ann tonette.
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Uh, that is correct.
Marie antoinette.
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He mispronounced it.
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Here's a $2,000 question,
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and I see this one has a visual clue,
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so, Tanya, if you could
bring up our visual.
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Thank yon very much!
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Which founding father
lived in this house?
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Was it A, George washington,
B, Thomas jefferson, C...
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- B, Jefferson.
- Jefferson is correct for $2,000.
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Pitching another perfect game,
Val birch.
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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He didn't even look at the picture,
and he still got it right.
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How? - Maybe they're
signaling each other.
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Val birch is still in the lead
with a grand total of $234,000!
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That's a lot of money, Val.
What do you plan to do with it?
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I don't know.
Let's just keep playing.
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Marcia.
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Come see what the cat dragged in.
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- Adrian.
- Marcia.
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Welcome home.
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Thank you.
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You okay?
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Yes, I'm, I'm just...
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- there are so many memories.
- I know.
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That's why we could never move.
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Oh, honey, this is Kevin dorfman.
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Hello. Kevin dorfman.
I live above Adrian.
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May I say what a lovely home you
have here. - Oh, thank you.
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- Spanish style, isn't it?
- Yes.
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Yes, I thought so.
I grew up in a house just like this,
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except the dining room
was over on this side...
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Hello.
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Hi, mom, dad.
This is Adrian.
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- Mr. and Mrs. Ellison.
- It's Dwight and Marcia.
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I feel like we're old friends,
the way Trudy talks about you.
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She's been sending us
articles and newspaper stories.
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You can believe about 40% of that stuff.
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Come in, come in.
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You must be exhausted.
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- Nice to see you.
- So good to see you, too.
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Oh, that's okay.
We don't mind a little dirt.
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- Almost done.
- Okay.
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You have a beautiful home.
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Well, that's fascinating.
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Well, come on in.
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I'm sure you must
all be exhausted.
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Adrian, you remember
where the guest room is?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's still how she left it.
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Do you want to go in?
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There might be something
you want to keep.
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I can't.
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I know.
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It took me 2 and half years.
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How did you do it, Marcia?
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How did you survive?
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I didn't think I would.
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I was buried alive.
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Buried alive.
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And then one day,
the sun came up.
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My garden was blooming.
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Kids were riding by the house
on their bikes,
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and I decided to give
the world a second chance.
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It's still a beautiful world, Adrian.
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- You don't have to do that.
- It's no problem.
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I remember how you like
everything separated. It's okay.
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So, Kevin, did I understand
Adrian correctly?
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You won the lottery
a couple years ago?
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Yes, I did.
That is accurate.
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And you're probably wondering
what happened to all the money.
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That's a fair question.
Here's a tip.
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if you're ever lucky enough
to win the big jackpot,
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you should probably not make
some of the mistakes I made.
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For one thing, Vegas.
it's a good place to avoid.
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Secondly, if you're ever
going to hire an accountant,
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you might want to make sure
he's certified.
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And most importantly, never,
under any circumstances,
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marry Lisa Abromowitz.
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I'll try to remember that.
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Or her sister Shelly.
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Is something wrong
with the food?
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Oh, no, mom.
It's perfect.
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I'll, um, explain later.
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00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:02,663
Adrian, I'm producing
a new cop show in the fall.
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We're looking for a consultant to work
with the writers, keep us honest.
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The position is yours
if you want it. - Wow.
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Dwight, I don't know what to say.
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Why don't you say yes?
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Dad, that's really sweet, but
Adrian would never quit his job.
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It's his life.
Oh, you guys should see him.
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- He is so brilliant.
- Here we go.
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When he's at a crime scene,
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the other policemen, they just
stand back and watch him work.
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They watch me so
they know what not to do.
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Oh, you are so modest.
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Besides, we love San francisco.
I really can't see us ever leaving.
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It's so far away.
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Not the way Trudy drives.
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So you won't be moving back.
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Well, Adrian, you take
care of my little girl.
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- She's all we have.
- Yes, sir. I will.
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I'm so sorry.
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- About what?
- Wait a minute.
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Hold the phone.
I've got it.
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Got what? - How they're
cheating on the show.
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It's a code.
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Roddy Lankman is blinking
when he asks the questions.
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Like once for A, two for B.
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- That's what he does.
- No, no, no, no. I thought about that.
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I've studied every frame
from every show. It's impossible.
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He never blinks
or gestures or changes his voice,
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at least that I could tell.
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00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:31,941
Well, you were there. Did you
notice anything? - No, no.
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00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,517
But when can I talk
to this Mr. Lankman?
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I've already asked him.
He won't talk to you or anybody.
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00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:40,397
These days, he hardly ever
leaves his trailer.
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Poor guy's had
a pretty tough year.
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What happened?
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Well, for one thing,
he's broke.
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He declared bankruptcy
last January.
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- And then there was the accident.
- What accident?
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00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:55,256
Last month his personal assistant,
a girl named Lizzie Talvo, was killed.
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Her car went off the road
in Bluestone valley.
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- Roddy took it pretty hard.
- Bluestone valley?
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00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:05,649
Val birch goes fishing
in Bluestone valley.
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00:29:06,134 --> 00:29:09,845
They mentioned it on the show
when they introduced him.
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Val birch fishes...
where the girl was killed.
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00:29:18,877 --> 00:29:21,647
He fishes where the girl was killed.
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00:29:21,682 --> 00:29:24,057
That's probably important.
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Did you notice he said it twice?
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00:29:39,223 --> 00:29:41,100
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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00:29:41,564 --> 00:29:44,619
- Why are you making that face?
- We're in rugged terrain.
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This is my rugged
terrain face. - Okay.
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Okay, she was,
she was traveling east.
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Her car went off the road
up there, ended up...
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right here between
these two rocks.
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00:29:59,913 --> 00:30:03,284
- Haven't the police already been here?
- Well, that's true but...
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00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:07,941
they weren't really looking for anything.
This wasn't a criminal investigation.
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00:30:15,235 --> 00:30:16,723
What is it?
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00:30:17,227 --> 00:30:18,865
Something?
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00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:23,892
Something intended for Dwight Ellison.
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00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:32,255
- An exercise tape.
- Did you bring those baggies?
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00:30:33,381 --> 00:30:35,386
Oh, this is real evidence, isn't it?
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00:30:35,421 --> 00:30:37,764
Oh, goodness.
I feel like a...
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00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:42,934
- What's the matter? Are you okay?
- I just swallowed a bug.
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00:30:42,969 --> 00:30:46,728
- You, you what?
- I'm okay. - - Oh, god.
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00:30:59,402 --> 00:31:01,043
What is it?
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00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:11,042
It's Val birch.
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00:31:12,326 --> 00:31:13,701
He was here.
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00:31:17,366 --> 00:31:19,286
Kevin? - It's okay.
I spit that one out.
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00:31:19,321 --> 00:31:22,129
Oh, god. Just,
let's get out of here,
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00:31:22,164 --> 00:31:24,883
and just, for god's sake,
cover your mouth. - Okay.
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00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:26,296
It's just a videotape.
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00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,709
"Thighs and abs: 10 minutes
a day to a perfect you."
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00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:31,211
Does that mean anything to you?
Yeah, me neither.
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00:31:31,246 --> 00:31:34,133
We're at Val birch's house now.
I want to have another word with him.
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00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:36,769
No, I'll be fine.
Thanks. I appreciate that, Dwight.
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00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,503
I don't think he's home.
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00:31:46,526 --> 00:31:48,325
Hello, Mr. Birch?
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00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,081
Hello, it's Adrian monk.
We spoke yesterday at the show.
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00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:53,962
Mr. Birch?
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00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:57,817
I'm here, too. Kevin dorfman.
I'm his upstairs neighbor.
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00:32:03,841 --> 00:32:07,202
It looks unlocked?
What do you think?
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00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:09,819
Well, we can't go in
without a reason.
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00:32:11,423 --> 00:32:15,281
- I'm kind of thirsty. Does that count?
- No, Kevin.
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00:32:15,316 --> 00:32:17,198
Thirst is no excuse for
breaking and entering.
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00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:20,910
- Wouldn't it be cool if it was?
- Yes, that would be cool.
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00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:23,148
Here. Let me...
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00:32:23,183 --> 00:32:24,478
what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:27,626
I'm leaning in. Yeah, I went to
law school for three semesters.
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00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:30,438
You can lean anywhere you want.
It's in the constitution.
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00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,152
I can't imagine which constitution
you're referring to.
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00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,437
You know what?
Grab my pants.
426
00:32:36,909 --> 00:32:39,679
Pardon me? - Grab my pants.
I need the counterweight.
427
00:32:39,714 --> 00:32:41,513
Kevin, I really don't
want to grab your pants.
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00:32:42,466 --> 00:32:45,314
If I touch that floor,
it's a felony.
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00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,652
Mr. Birch?
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00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:06,223
Hello?
Mr. Birch?.
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00:33:06,258 --> 00:33:08,274
Hello?
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00:33:08,309 --> 00:33:11,883
Kevin, you see that pencil on the chair?
Can you reach that?
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00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:25,662
- You got it?
- I got it. Pull me. Yes, I got it.
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00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:31,164
Do you still have the pencil that
Roddy Lankman gave you yesterday?
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00:33:31,199 --> 00:33:33,844
- The collectible.
- The collectible.
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00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:45,478
- Kevin, do you have the pencil?
- I have the pencil.
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00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:50,074
He was here.
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00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,874
Roddy Lankman was here...
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00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:54,155
but why?
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00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:56,834
Maybe they were trying
to figure out how to cheat.
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00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,496
Let's go.
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00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:03,489
Hi, this is your old pal Val.
443
00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:05,737
Leave your message
when you hear the beep.
444
00:34:07,637 --> 00:34:08,939
He's checking his messages.
445
00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:13,557
You have one saved message.
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
446
00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,329
He's skipping that one.
447
00:34:15,364 --> 00:34:20,425
You have one new message.
Today, 10:15 A. M.
448
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,321
Mr. Birch, this is Tony Forrest
at Southland mercedes.
449
00:34:23,356 --> 00:34:24,677
I have some good news for you.
450
00:34:24,712 --> 00:34:27,226
The new 640 you ordered
will be in tomorrow.
451
00:34:27,261 --> 00:34:29,426
I got it here in three weeks
just like I promised.
452
00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:31,462
Let me know when you
want to pick it up.
453
00:34:34,915 --> 00:34:38,219
He ordered a new Mercedes-Benz
four weeks ago.
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00:34:38,794 --> 00:34:40,472
Before he went on the show.
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00:34:40,507 --> 00:34:42,406
That's what I call confidence.
He knew he was going to win.
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00:34:42,441 --> 00:34:45,964
If we can figure out how they're
cheating, we can nail them both.
457
00:34:45,999 --> 00:34:49,690
- I have to get closer.
- Closer?
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00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:52,073
Yesterday we were
in the front row.
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00:34:52,108 --> 00:34:54,186
You can't get much
closer than that.
460
00:34:56,927 --> 00:34:59,150
Please welcome to the show, Adrian monk.
461
00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:18,397
Welcome to the show, Adrian.
462
00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:20,373
Mr. E., You are not going to regret this.
463
00:35:20,408 --> 00:35:23,236
Is there anybody you'd
like to say hello to? - Yes.
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00:35:23,752 --> 00:35:27,707
Okay, who would that be? - Sharona.
She's in New Jersey visiting her mother.
465
00:35:27,742 --> 00:35:31,097
Oh, that's very nice. How long have
you and Sharona been married?
466
00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:33,105
No, no, no.
467
00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,417
Uh, Sharona is my nurse.
468
00:35:34,452 --> 00:35:38,645
I was married, but my wife
Trudy was killed by a car bomb.
469
00:35:40,358 --> 00:35:41,929
Did he just say "car bomb"?
470
00:35:41,964 --> 00:35:46,677
Which is why I have devoted my life
to putting criminals behind bars,
471
00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:50,718
even famous, powerful men
who think they're above the law.
472
00:35:53,669 --> 00:35:56,484
Uh, I'm sure you do
a great job, too.
473
00:35:56,519 --> 00:36:00,252
- All right, who wants to...
- Dig for treasure?
474
00:36:00,287 --> 00:36:01,995
All right, Tanya, let's get
this game started.
475
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,190
We're going to start out
with a $1,000 question.
476
00:36:05,904 --> 00:36:07,662
Where...
477
00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:09,531
Adrian.
478
00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:12,254
I'm sorry.
479
00:36:12,914 --> 00:36:16,733
Um, there was a smudge
on my buzzer thing.
480
00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:18,890
Well, I'm sorry, but according
to our rule book,
481
00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:20,692
you'll have to answer the question.
482
00:36:21,162 --> 00:36:23,039
Could you repeat the question, please?
483
00:36:23,074 --> 00:36:26,343
Yes, but unfortunately, only the
part that you've already heard,
484
00:36:26,378 --> 00:36:30,175
so... where?
485
00:36:31,073 --> 00:36:32,513
Where?
486
00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:40,376
Where?
487
00:36:42,589 --> 00:36:44,245
Once more, please.
488
00:36:45,128 --> 00:36:49,368
- Where?
- Where...
489
00:36:49,403 --> 00:36:52,168
you have 10 seconds.
490
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:55,895
Constantinople.
491
00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:57,733
Well, we're a multiple choice show,
492
00:36:57,768 --> 00:37:00,030
so all we need is A, B, C, or D.
493
00:37:00,065 --> 00:37:03,329
- D.
- D?
494
00:37:03,364 --> 00:37:05,559
- No, B.
- B.
495
00:37:05,594 --> 00:37:07,402
B. B. Definitely B.
496
00:37:07,437 --> 00:37:11,392
- B, and that's your final answer.
- A.
497
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,943
Uh, well, the correct answer
is C, Macy's.
498
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:21,863
Moving on, let's go
to our $1,500 question.
499
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:24,952
Oh, for the love of god.
500
00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:28,024
I'm sorry. It's still
a little grimy here.
501
00:37:29,574 --> 00:37:32,623
Time is money for some of us.
502
00:37:32,658 --> 00:37:34,125
Okay, I'll try.
503
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,001
All right, moving
onto the $1,500 question...
504
00:37:53,399 --> 00:37:55,764
Okay. I'm done.
505
00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:05,112
That's it. - What element do you
add to iron to make steel?
506
00:38:05,147 --> 00:38:07,782
Is it A, aluminum, B, carbon,
507
00:38:07,817 --> 00:38:10,981
- C, lead, or...
- B, carbon.
508
00:38:11,016 --> 00:38:13,324
Carbon is correct for $1,500.
509
00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:15,829
They're still cheating.
510
00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:19,622
But why would they do that
with Adrian out there?
511
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,933
They have no choice.
512
00:38:21,968 --> 00:38:24,110
- If Val loses today, he can't come back.
- What Greek city hosted
513
00:38:24,145 --> 00:38:25,634
- the original olympics?
- That's a good point.
514
00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:28,555
Was it A, Athens, B, Rhodes,
515
00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:31,511
- C, Olympia...
- C, Olympia.
516
00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:34,564
Correct again for $1,500.
517
00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:40,329
He figured it out.
518
00:38:40,364 --> 00:38:42,496
He knows how they're cheating.
519
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:54,015
One minute. We are back in one.
520
00:38:55,664 --> 00:38:58,536
- So you figured it out?
- Yes, sir. I know how they're cheating.
521
00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:00,087
Was I right about
the blinking? - No.
522
00:39:00,122 --> 00:39:02,319
- Was I close?
- No.
523
00:39:02,354 --> 00:39:03,696
But it is a code.
524
00:39:03,731 --> 00:39:07,064
Lankman is holding the question
cards differently every time.
525
00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:10,554
If he holds it by this corner,
it means the answer is A.
526
00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:12,961
This corner means B,
and this one's for C.
527
00:39:12,996 --> 00:39:14,615
What do we do now?
528
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,569
I guess we call the police.
529
00:39:17,604 --> 00:39:21,417
Hi, it's me. It's 7:15.
Call me when you get home.
530
00:39:21,452 --> 00:39:23,682
I love you.
531
00:39:31,524 --> 00:39:32,890
Dwight...
532
00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:35,038
Dwight!
533
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,650
When did Lizzie Talvo die?
534
00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:38,402
- What was the date?
- May 2nd.
535
00:39:38,437 --> 00:39:39,933
May 2nd. About what time?
536
00:39:39,968 --> 00:39:43,948
- Evening, while the show was on.
- Around 7:39 P. M.?
537
00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:46,654
- That sounds about right.
- Don't call the police. Not yet.
538
00:39:46,689 --> 00:39:48,751
These men are guilty of
more than just cheating,
539
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,399
and I think I can prove it.
540
00:39:50,434 --> 00:39:52,881
- You're going to prove it now?
- If I don't do it now,
541
00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,586
they might destroy the evidence.
542
00:39:54,621 --> 00:39:58,773
- 15 seconds! Places!
- I got to go. I got to go.
543
00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:01,523
Listen, isn't there a way to make
a phone call during the show?
544
00:40:01,558 --> 00:40:04,038
Well, you can phone a friend, but
only if you make it to the bonus round.
545
00:40:04,073 --> 00:40:05,971
Oh, you're so far behind.
You'll never make it.
546
00:40:06,006 --> 00:40:11,279
Five seconds!
4, 3, 2...
547
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,929
Welcome back to "Treasure chest."
My name is Roddy Lankman,
548
00:40:16,964 --> 00:40:23,196
and our reigning champ Val birch
is in the lead again with $3,000.
549
00:40:23,231 --> 00:40:26,111
In second place, Susan with zero,
550
00:40:26,146 --> 00:40:28,773
and, Adrian, you're at negative $1,000.
551
00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:30,919
Well, Roddy, I think
my luck is about to change.
552
00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:34,796
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Let's do round two and dig for treasure.
553
00:40:34,831 --> 00:40:37,918
For $4,000, the bone that connects
your knee to your ankle is
554
00:40:37,953 --> 00:40:41,316
- the A, fibula, B, tibia...
- B, tibia.
555
00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:44,100
That is correct.
556
00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:45,768
Next question.
557
00:40:45,803 --> 00:40:48,138
How many square yards
in an acre? Is...
558
00:40:48,173 --> 00:40:49,108
C.
559
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:55,304
Uh, C is correct.
It's 4,840 square yards.
560
00:40:56,182 --> 00:40:57,897
Lucky guess.
561
00:40:57,932 --> 00:41:00,904
A lucky guess indeed.
For $5,000...
562
00:41:00,939 --> 00:41:04,299
- D.
- D is correct.
563
00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:06,593
Another lucky guess.
564
00:41:06,628 --> 00:41:10,071
For $5,500, president Mckinley
was assassinated...
565
00:41:10,106 --> 00:41:12,940
- D./- B.
- D. The answer is D, Roddy.
566
00:41:12,975 --> 00:41:16,310
D is correct, yes.
Next question...
567
00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:18,464
- who...
- B, B, B, B, B.
568
00:41:18,499 --> 00:41:20,841
B is correct.
It's Jackson Browne.
569
00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:23,383
- Susan, are you okay?
- I, I just...
570
00:41:23,418 --> 00:41:25,945
it looked so much easier
when I was watching at home.
571
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,803
Yes, it always looks easier at home.
572
00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:30,298
- For $6,000...
- C!
573
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:32,407
- No, C is not right.
- A.
574
00:41:32,442 --> 00:41:34,621
A is correct. The wombat.
575
00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:37,278
And for the last question,
for $6,000,
576
00:41:37,313 --> 00:41:39,914
- what element...
- D.
577
00:41:41,732 --> 00:41:45,781
D is correct, and that's
the end of round two.
578
00:41:45,816 --> 00:41:48,363
A couple of very intelligent
gentlemen here.
579
00:41:48,398 --> 00:41:52,332
Uh, that means Adrian monk is
the winner of round two.
580
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:56,240
Val birch, you're going to have
to sit this one out this time.
581
00:41:56,275 --> 00:41:58,299
Adrian, you understand
what happens in round two.
582
00:41:58,334 --> 00:42:00,006
You answer these five
questions correctly,
583
00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,313
and you not only win this game,
584
00:42:01,348 --> 00:42:04,601
but you win this great
big pot of gold!
585
00:42:08,454 --> 00:42:10,590
You know how we play our game.
You have five questions.
586
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,433
Let's see how you do.
587
00:42:12,468 --> 00:42:16,311
Adrian, who was the first president
to win the nobel peace prize?
588
00:42:16,346 --> 00:42:19,621
Roddy, I understand
I can phone a friend.
589
00:42:20,328 --> 00:42:22,069
You want to phone a friend
on the first question.
590
00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,524
Well, you're the boss.
Tanya, let's bring him the phone.
591
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:28,164
For those joining us
for the first time,
592
00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:30,373
Adrian is going to call a friend
593
00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:33,624
to see if he can get a little help on
this very important bonus round question.
594
00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:35,875
All right, who would you like to call?
595
00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:39,868
Well, Roddy, I would like to call...
596
00:42:39,903 --> 00:42:42,680
- him.
- Me?
597
00:42:42,715 --> 00:42:45,088
You want to call me?
598
00:42:45,533 --> 00:42:47,592
I don't think I'm at home.
599
00:42:51,323 --> 00:42:52,924
Well, Mr. Monk,
what are you doing?
600
00:42:52,959 --> 00:42:55,340
Do you know what he's doing?
Because I don't know what he's doing.
601
00:42:55,375 --> 00:43:00,658
I'm trying to prove that you
are guilty of murder, Mr. Lankman,
602
00:43:00,693 --> 00:43:04,028
or at the very least, manslaughter.
603
00:43:04,063 --> 00:43:06,141
Lizzie Talvo, your personal assistant,
604
00:43:06,176 --> 00:43:09,250
discovered that you were
cheating on the show.
605
00:43:10,498 --> 00:43:14,331
- Uh... can we go to a commercial?
- You do and you're fired.
606
00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:17,157
She died about a month ago
in a car crash,
607
00:43:17,192 --> 00:43:20,465
and this man has been
blackmailing you ever since,
608
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,843
and you have been paying him off
here on your show
609
00:43:23,878 --> 00:43:26,250
by feeding him the answers.
610
00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:29,898
I knew it.
Do over.
611
00:43:29,933 --> 00:43:33,103
Mr. Birch, you were in Bluestone
valley the night she died.
612
00:43:36,233 --> 00:43:38,526
You must have seen the crash.
613
00:43:44,362 --> 00:43:47,709
She was still alive
when you got to the car.
614
00:43:48,705 --> 00:43:51,575
She had to have said something
to you before she died...
615
00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:54,323
something about Mr. Lankman.
616
00:43:54,358 --> 00:43:57,884
You must have realized
you just hit the jackpot.
617
00:43:57,919 --> 00:44:03,536
You called your own answering machine
and recorded her dying words.
618
00:44:03,571 --> 00:44:06,003
You can't prove any of this.
619
00:44:06,038 --> 00:44:07,388
I was at your house yesterday,
620
00:44:07,423 --> 00:44:10,515
and I happened to hear
the date and time stamp
621
00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:14,148
of a phone message that
you had saved...
622
00:44:14,183 --> 00:44:17,432
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
623
00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:21,240
I think I can prove it, sir.
What's your number?
624
00:44:21,275 --> 00:44:25,164
Adrian, it's 555-0137.
625
00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:26,815
Thank you, Dwight.
626
00:44:31,996 --> 00:44:34,519
Hi, this is your old pal Val.
627
00:44:34,554 --> 00:44:36,776
Leave your message
when you hear the beep.
628
00:44:41,247 --> 00:44:45,623
4, 8, 2.
629
00:44:45,658 --> 00:44:51,184
You have one saved message.
May 2nd, 7:39 P. M.
630
00:44:51,219 --> 00:44:55,184
It was Roddy.
It was Roddy Lankman.
631
00:44:55,219 --> 00:44:57,441
He was cheating on the show.
632
00:44:57,476 --> 00:45:00,075
I was going to blow the whistle.
633
00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:02,926
He cut my brakes.
634
00:45:02,961 --> 00:45:04,678
Roddy.
635
00:45:05,689 --> 00:45:07,194
Mr. Lankman, Mr. Birch,
636
00:45:07,229 --> 00:45:09,410
some homicide detectives
are outside.
637
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,997
They want to talk to you.
638
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,418
Adrian.
639
00:45:28,376 --> 00:45:30,132
You were amazing.
640
00:45:31,805 --> 00:45:33,963
Just like Trudy always said.
641
00:45:36,471 --> 00:45:38,361
Thank you for this.
642
00:45:39,707 --> 00:45:41,930
Thank you for Trudy.
643
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:46,461
Monday.
Dear diary, it is a terrible day.
644
00:46:46,496 --> 00:46:48,643
Ginger died this morning.
645
00:46:48,678 --> 00:46:51,576
I was too sad to go to
school or even eat.
646
00:46:51,611 --> 00:46:53,061
I cried all day.
647
00:46:53,096 --> 00:46:55,460
I will never be happy again.
648
00:46:56,258 --> 00:46:57,593
Friday.
649
00:46:57,628 --> 00:46:59,299
Tomorrow I'm going to camp.
650
00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:01,253
I have been packing all day.
651
00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:03,179
It's going to be so much fun.
652
00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,937
I can't wait.
653
00:47:04,972 --> 00:47:07,185
I still think about Ginger sometimes,
654
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:09,574
but now I just remember the good times.
655
00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,438
I guess daddy was right.
656
00:47:11,473 --> 00:47:13,564
God wants people to be happy.
657
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:16,154
Nobody can stay sad forever.
658
00:47:16,204 --> 00:47:20,754
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