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- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
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One more round of Knock-Knock-Ditch.
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My turn!
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Hello?
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What the shit? Hello?
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- Okay, one more.
- One more.
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Who summons The Oracle?
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This is some bullshit!
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Okay, one more.
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One more.
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Who goes there?
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It's the Valdrogians.
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Valdrogians? State your purpose.
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We are here to wage war.
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Aaaaah! I'm ready to die!
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Kill them all!
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- Yikes.
- Yeah, we better boogie.
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Yeah, that's good.
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The women and children, too!
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Everyone in this town is so dumb.
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Ooh, watch your head.
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Whoa!
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- What is it?
- Oh, my God.
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This is amazing.
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I can't believe you've
never been up here before.
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From now on, this is our spot.
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I can't wait to get out of here.
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Yeah. And onto bigger and better things.
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Mm-hmm.
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And until then, we've got each other.
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Yeah.
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You and me.
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It's time to kill a person!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Dude, you missed the whole execution.
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Something came up last-minute at work.
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A statue of the Virgin Mary
started bleeding from her eyes,
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and we had to call in
a regional supervisor,
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and it was a whole thing.
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Okay, well, if they made you stay late,
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that's not your fault.
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Well, actually, I sort of volunteered.
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Wait, so are you, like,
into this convent job now?
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No, of course not. No, it's totally dumb.
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So, what did I miss?
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Okay, so, it was actually pretty wild.
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So, they accused this guy
of murdering his brother,
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and then at the very last second,
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the hag ran up and she...
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Dude, are you seriously
on your rosary right now?
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Sorry. I just have to hit this
dumb prayer quota before EOD.
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Actually, what time is it?
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Quarter past.
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Shit, I better get back.
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What?! You just got here.
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I know, but I promised Trish
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that I'd help her with
her holy relic inventory.
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Trish Trish?
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That crazy nun
who cut out her own tongue?
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She's kind of grown on me.
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She can be very funny with her hands.
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Catch you later.
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Later.
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And now it's time to kill another person.
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Oh! Oh!
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Um, uh, driver,
just stop right here, please.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Al. Fancy seeing you here.
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Just thought I'd take
a little spin through town.
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Why? This town sucks ass.
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Oh, God. I had no idea.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Now you know.
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There's nothing cool here,
and everything sucks!
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Later, Chauncley.
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Yes. Goodbye.
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Hmm.
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Father, I've noticed
that some of the peasants
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seem to be in rather a bad mood
as of late.
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They think there is nothing "cool" here
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and that "everything sucks."
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Uh, perhaps there's something
we could do to cheer her up...
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them, cheer them all up.
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It will be a frigid day in hell
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when I, King Cragnoor the Heartless,
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help those ignorant, mud-caked peasants.
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And if they do not like it,
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I swear by all the gods
and all the demons
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that I will crush their skulls!
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There is something about my father.
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I don't know what it is.
It's the way he is with people.
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It's...
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Well, it's not very nice.
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Where does he even get all the skulls?
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Oh.
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Skull bag.
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Yeah, he makes me carry this
around everywhere.
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It's really heavy and doesn't
really go with anything.
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I don't want to end up
like my father, Lord Vexler.
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I want to do something that will
help all the peasants,
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from the plowshares to the ditch diggers
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to the ones who, I don't know,
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have long brown hair
and a razor-sharp wit.
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I've had an idea.
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Yes!
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This will improve their lives
immeasurably.
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You're gonna grant them human rights?
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No. Even better.
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Prince Chauncley's
throwing a music festival!
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We gotta go.
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I can't. I have a board meeting.
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It's where we hit ourselves
in the head with a wooden board.
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Oh, come on. You've been working nonstop.
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Let's just have some fun for once.
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Whatever happened to fun Maggie?
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I'm still fun Maggie.
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I should go.
I'm in the middle of my shift.
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Wait. Guess who's headlining.
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Percival Forthwind.
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Percival Forthwind!
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No way!
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Sorry, Trish.
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Percival never plays
small towns like this.
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This could be our only chance to see him.
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Please.
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I guess I could take a personal day.
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Yes! Let's go!
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Maggie.
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Coming.
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Check, check, one, two, one, two.
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Sage?
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Sage?
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Anybody carrying?
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Oh! Al!
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Good to see you.
So glad you could attend.
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Oh, yeah, man. This festival rules.
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And it's so cool
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- that you got Percival here.
- Yeah!
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Do you think he'll play "Hoo Hoo Hoo"?
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It's my all-time favorite.
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Uh, well, I mean,
then I will make certain
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he includes it in his repertoire.
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Cool! Thanks!
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- Alright, enjoy.
- Bye.
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Ah, God damn it.
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Come on.
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Mr. Forthwind! Welcome!
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We are so excited that you're here.
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Wow. Look at you.
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Totally buying it, huh?
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Uh, what am I buying?
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All of this.
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The illusion.
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What's happening?
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Hi. I'm Kirsten, Percival's manager.
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He is so excited to be here.
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Unfortunately, we do have
one teensy, tiny problem.
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Oh, no! Uh, Lord Vexler,
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did we remember everything
in Mr. Forthwind's rider?
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Yes. 10 jugs of top-shelf mead,
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five pounds of robin's eggs
with the brown ones taken out,
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and a personal toilet man.
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Eddie Shitshoveler, at your service.
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So, what's the problem?
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See, the thing is, Percival's an artist,
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and he just doesn't feel
very inspired right now.
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Oh, no.
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Well, what can we do to inspire him?
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Well, I think your best bet
is to pay him double.
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But we already agreed on a fee.
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No, no, no. It's... It's fine.
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That makes total sense.
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We will go and get the money
and return post haste.
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Hold on.
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Chauncley, we're already
paying him a fortune.
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Yes, but it'll all be worth it
when he plays "Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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Besides, we should be respectful.
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The man is a great artist.
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I'm not sure about this opening act.
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Mm.
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Shit!
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I'm really glad
we're doing this together.
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Me too.
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Thanks for inviting me.
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But I hope Percival comes on soon.
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Oh, yeah. Me too.
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Per-ci-val! Per-ci-val!
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Per-ci-val!
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- Per...
- Trish!
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Huh?
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- Trish, over here.
- You invited her?
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Well, I told her that I was coming,
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and she wanted to tag along.
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Well, sh... she doesn't have a tongue.
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She can't even sing along.
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Al, she has fingers. She can snap.
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- Hey!
- I'm so glad you could make it!
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I don't get it.
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Oh, sorry, that's a work joke.
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Um, Trish had to bless
the catacombs this morning,
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and it's...
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Never mind. It's too hard to explain.
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Stop! I'm gonna pee!
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Trish!
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See, mass media, they just treat
art as it's commerce, you know?
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They split it up so that
it kind of becomes...
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It's product. It's this... this.
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This is art, and it's just an object.
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So, you just can't, Toilet Man.
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You can't. It doesn't exist.
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Okay.
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Here you are.
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Feels like it's all here.
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Alright.
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I gotta do my little monkey dance.
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Well, we're all very excited,
especially for "Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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What the [BLEEP] did you just say to me?!
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- Wh...
- So, I think maybe
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there's been a miscommunication,
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but Percival will not be performing
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- any of his old material tonight.
- What?!
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Yeah, he's just gonna
be doing his new stuff.
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- Ah.
- So we doubled his pay,
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and he's not gonna play
the one song everyone knows?
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Alright, keep it down.
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Your dad would have this guy decapitated.
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Yes, well, I'm not my dad, am I?
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And I say there is no need
for confrontation.
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If we are just nice to him and we
do literally everything he says,
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then he'll play "Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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I'm into sort of amelodic stuff
lately, you know?
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Just devoid of melody.
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Wow! Trish, that is a spot-on
Mother Superior impression.
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Yes!
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Mother Superior sounds like a huge bitch!
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They should call her Mother Bitch!
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That was an impression of Mother Superior
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giving alms to the poor.
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We were honoring her.
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Oh, I didn't realize.
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Sorry.
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Thank you, Lower Murkford! Yes!
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And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Finally.
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Percival Forthwind!
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Alright.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah! Alright!
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What... Oh, no!
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Got a little song here, and this
is called "Bow to Your God."
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♪ Bow to your god ♪
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♪ His name is money ♪
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- Whoa.
- Oh, he, uh,
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has to do the new stuff first, right?
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Just get that out of the way,
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and then he'll get to the old stuff.
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I think he's drunk.
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Experiments... with sound.
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Experiments.
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With sound.
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Ugh! Trish is doing work at a concert.
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That's so annoying, right?
265
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:03,723
Maggie?
266
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:07,026
Maggie!
267
00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:08,394
You've got to be kidding me!
268
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,096
We're just trying to hit our quota.
269
00:12:10,098 --> 00:12:11,497
The whole point of coming here
270
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,433
was to forget about work
and have fun together.
271
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:15,268
Well, it's not like I'm missing anything.
272
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,704
- This sucks.
- ♪ Beep, beep, boop, boop ♪
273
00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,105
♪ Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop ♪
274
00:12:19,107 --> 00:12:20,551
♪ Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, boop ♪
275
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,309
Yeah, well, it's better
than hanging out with Trish.
276
00:12:23,311 --> 00:12:24,744
Okay, Trish is my friend.
277
00:12:24,746 --> 00:12:26,913
Trish is the kind of person
we used to laugh at.
278
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:29,249
She's just like everyone else
in this dumb town.
279
00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:31,651
All she cares about is her stupid job.
280
00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:34,629
Well, what if I care about it, too?
281
00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,456
Well, that'd be crazy
282
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,259
because your job is pointless and boring.
283
00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:40,693
And if you're into it,
284
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,629
that makes me sad
to think about your future.
285
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,832
Or maybe you're sad
because I have a future.
286
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:48,676
I'm proud of what I'm doing,
287
00:12:48,678 --> 00:12:51,785
and if you were a real friend,
then you would be, too.
288
00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:54,741
Come on, Trish.
289
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:56,142
I'm not getting anything up here.
290
00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:57,310
I don't hear anything.
291
00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:59,479
Crew? Is there a crew?
292
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:18,164
Maggie. Wait.
293
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,617
I have to get back to work.
294
00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:20,867
You were right.
295
00:13:21,388 --> 00:13:23,154
I'm jealous, okay?
296
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,924
You have new friends and a career,
297
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:28,259
and you're doing really well.
298
00:13:28,261 --> 00:13:31,029
And I should be happy for you,
but I'm not.
299
00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:33,765
And it's really shitty of me.
300
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,568
So I'm... I'm really sorry, Maggie.
301
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,471
Anyway, I'll let you get back to it.
302
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:44,390
I guess I could stay a little longer.
303
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,479
One more song?
304
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:49,854
One more.
305
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:54,231
Hey, Trish, uh,
we're going back for a sec.
306
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:55,692
You wanna come?
307
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,200
And one and two, two, two.
308
00:14:01,202 --> 00:14:02,360
Where is the crew?
309
00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:05,496
Well, this sucked for you,
and it sucked for me.
310
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:07,031
This is bullshit. Bye.
311
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:10,335
What the hell? He's leaving already?
312
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,820
Uh, Mr. Forthwind, this is my son, Mikey.
313
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,944
He's a big fan.
Could he get an autograph?
314
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,913
Hi!
315
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,982
- Here you go. You met me.
- Oh.
316
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,694
- Thank you so...
- _
317
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,020
What does it say, Dad?
Does it say my name?
318
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,725
I don't think so, son.
319
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:35,026
I don't think so.
320
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:42,369
Mr. Forthwind, please play your song.
321
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:44,202
It... It would make the peasants
so happy.
322
00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:46,104
Aw.
323
00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:48,072
The sheep didn't get to hear the song
324
00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:49,908
they heard in the mead commercial.
325
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,509
What are they gonna do?
326
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:53,745
Stupid idiots.
327
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,756
You son of a bitch!
328
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:05,990
Those peasants are good,
hardworking people
329
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,860
who spend all day toiling
at their various jobs,
330
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,671
doing I'm not exactly sure what.
331
00:15:10,673 --> 00:15:12,664
Some of them are even quite spectacular,
332
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:15,400
with sparkling brown eyes
and an indomitable spirit
333
00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,189
that soars like the wings of an eagle.
334
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:20,071
But you, you are just
a washed-up has-been
335
00:15:20,073 --> 00:15:23,063
who should feel lucky
to play for people like this!
336
00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,310
You're a nostalgia booking, by the way.
337
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,147
Now, I want you to run,
not walk, onto that stage
338
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:30,581
and play your damn song!
339
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:35,695
And if you don't, I swear
by every god and every demon
340
00:15:35,697 --> 00:15:39,424
that I will crush your skull!
341
00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:42,527
Ohh.
342
00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:51,436
Hello, beautiful people!
343
00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:52,904
Huh?
344
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:54,539
You look great!
345
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:59,143
I am, uh, so happy to be here
today in Lower Murkford.
346
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:02,180
Uh, hey, go, Battle Axes!
347
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,652
I mean it!
348
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:11,189
And, uh, I'm gonna need the
crowd's help for this next one.
349
00:16:11,191 --> 00:16:12,991
So, if you know the words,
350
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:15,326
please sing along and sing loud!
351
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,133
Two, three, four!
352
00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:35,246
♪ A little lad fell in the stream ♪
353
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:40,551
♪ A maiden fair heard his scream ♪
354
00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:44,489
♪ "Who is there to save my soul?" ♪
355
00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:46,257
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
356
00:16:49,295 --> 00:16:51,863
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
357
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:57,301
Wow, Prince Chauncley, you did
some real damage to this guy.
358
00:16:57,303 --> 00:16:59,037
Yeah, I'm sorry it came to that.
359
00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:02,373
In some ways, I guess I am just
as ill-tempered as my father.
360
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,576
No, King Cragnoor gets angry
at the peasants.
361
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,998
You got angry for them.
362
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,681
He would never put on a free concert.
363
00:17:10,683 --> 00:17:12,450
What even possessed you to do all this?
364
00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:15,234
Oh. Nothing in particular.
365
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:17,288
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
366
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:21,359
Um... yeah.
367
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:28,099
♪ A handsome dove ♪
368
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:32,070
♪ His wings are clipped ♪
369
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:37,008
♪ Who will save him? ♪
370
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,744
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
371
00:17:41,815 --> 00:17:44,082
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo ♪
372
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,393
Thanks for bringing lunch.
373
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,312
Oh, it was nothing.
374
00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:10,864
I know Sundays are crazy.
375
00:18:11,597 --> 00:18:13,163
What's up with that new badge?
376
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:15,132
Oh, it's no big deal.
377
00:18:15,134 --> 00:18:16,567
I got promoted.
378
00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,936
Maggie! What's your new title?
379
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:20,671
Marketing executive.
380
00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,039
That's where you go to the market
381
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,240
and you beat yourself with a rock.
382
00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:24,341
It's a big step up.
383
00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:27,381
Wow! Okay, we gotta celebrate.
384
00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:28,746
Where's Trish?
385
00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:30,801
You are not gonna believe this.
386
00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:33,050
She went on tour with Percival.
387
00:18:33,052 --> 00:18:36,120
Her no-tongue thing really works
with his new sound.
388
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:38,489
Okay! Way to go, Trish!
389
00:18:38,491 --> 00:18:40,925
Guess we're all living our dreams.
390
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,960
Trish is dating a rock star.
391
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:44,328
You're a career woman.
392
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:48,065
And... I'm... figuring it out.
393
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,100
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
394
00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:55,701
Mm. That's your cue.
395
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,080
Oh, Maggie. Wait.
396
00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,178
Thanks.
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