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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:15,183 [ Whinnying ] WHOA, WILBUR, HERE I GO! [ Laughs ] 2 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,850 I'M RUNNING PRETTY GOOD NOW, AND I'M GONNA TAKE A 3 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,354 JUMP, AND... OH, I GOT WINGS, AND I'M FLYING! OH! 4 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,457 TRI-STAR PICTURES, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 5 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:38,706 * COME WITH ME MY LOVE TO THE SEA 6 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,642 * [ Woman Singing Along ] TO... TO THE SEA THE SEA OF LOVE 7 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:48,582 * OH I WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU 8 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,654 * [ Woman, Harmonizing ] LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, I DO 9 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,158 * BOM, BOM, BOM DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE MET 10 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:07,368 * THAT'S THE DAY I KNEW YOU WERE MY PET I WANT TO TELL YOU 11 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:13,141 * HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU [ Woman ] I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 12 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,780 * BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM COME WITH ME 13 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:28,489 * OOOH, WITH ME. TO THE SEA [ Woman Giggles ] 14 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,793 * OF LOVE [ Woman Sighs ] MMM. * 15 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,433 IS YOUR DIAPHRAGM IN? MM-HMM. MMM. 16 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:50,444 OKAY. NOW, LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT. UH, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL, 17 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:55,749 BUT GHOSTS AREN'T REAL. COWBOYS ARE REAL, BUT, UM, 18 00:01:55,816 --> 00:02:00,854 WITCHES AREN'T REAL. DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL, AND MONSTERS USED TO BE 19 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,224 REAL. OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? 20 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,426 I GOTTA LISTEN A LITTLE BIT MORE. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE 21 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:09,463 IT'S DARK DOESN'T MEAN MONSTERS ARE COMIN' OUT. THESE ARE JUST MY TOYS... 22 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,867 THE SAME TOYS THAT... I'M SURE THAT'S...I DON'T 23 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,704 REMEMBER IT HAVING BATTERIES, BUT I'M SURE THAT'S FINE. 24 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:21,475 I'M SURE THAT THERE'S A... OH... OH MY GOD! 25 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,645 MONSTERS! [ Roaring, Laughing ] THERE'S MONSTERS IN MY 26 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,815 ROOM! MAYBE I SHOULD GET UNDER THE COVERS NOW. 27 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,219 YEAH. I'LL JUST... [ Roars, Laughs ] -[Growls] 28 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,770 -[Screams] I HAVE TO GET THAT. NO, HE WON'T STOP. 29 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,374 HE'LL STOP. ALL RIGHT. -HELP! MONSTERS! -I'LL DO IT, OKAY? 30 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:57,811 OKAY. NO, NO. NO, DON'T READ YOUR ACCOUNTING 31 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,913 -MAGAZINES. -WHY NOT? -'CAUSE IT GETS YOU 32 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,551 -OUT OF THE MOOD. -MONSTERS! MONSTERS! -OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 33 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,719 OKAY. YOU BEHAVE. 34 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,556 OKAY, MIKE. I'M COMIN'. 35 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,024 -MONSTERS! -MONSTERS? WHERE? 36 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,328 THERE'S NO MONSTERS. LOOK, SEE? DO YOU SEE ANY MONSTERS? 37 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,063 WELL, YEAH. 38 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,399 I THINK IT WAS POPEYE. YEAH, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT. 39 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,568 [Imitating Popeye] WHY, OF ALL THE THINGS... I'LL TAKE THAT GUMBY, 40 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,336 AND I'LL KNOCK HIM FROM HERE TO KINGDOM COME, 41 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,038 -I TELL YA. [ Chuckling ] -I THINK MY DADDY LIKES 42 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,543 -THESE TOYS MORE THAN I DO. -WHO ELSE? PEE-WEE? 43 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,613 NO. [ Imitates Pee-Wee ] HA. HA-HA-HA. HA. 44 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,283 I WONDER IF HE'S GONNA DO THE FLYIN' TURD GAG NOW. 45 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:40,788 WATCH OUT, MIKEY, IT'S A FLYIN' TURD. OW! 46 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:45,893 -GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. YOU'RE SO CRAZY. -I'LL JUST TUCK MYSELF IN. 47 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,829 -IS THAT GOOD? -WHY DID I CALL YOU IN HERE? 48 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:53,000 [ Snoring ] AW, COME ON, MOLLIE. 49 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,669 I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS. NOW, GET UP. 50 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:59,940 -COME ON. GET UP, HONEY. -OH, I CAN'T. -WHY? OH, COME ON. 51 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,509 I JUST GOT HIM TO GO TO SLEEP. 52 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,877 WE NEVER GET TO DO IT ANYMORE. PLEASE. 53 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,381 PLEASE GET UP, HONEY. [ Groans ] I'M SLEEPING. 54 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,983 I KNOW. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN DOING IT 55 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,353 -WITH ME WHEN I'M SLEEPING. -WELL, IT'S NEVER 56 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:18,759 -STOPPED US BEFORE. [ Laughs ] -OH. MMM. 57 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:29,937 OH, COME ON. OUTTA MY WAY, MAN! THIS AIN'T NO WET DREAM. 58 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,843 [Shouting, Clamoring Continue] 59 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:43,617 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? AM I HEARING THINGS? YOO-HOO, IS SOMEBODY 60 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,386 THERE? 61 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:54,294 [Clamoring, Whooping Continue] 62 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,670 GET OUTTA MY WAY! I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN', MAN. 63 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,773 BRIGHT IDEA. NOW WE'RE LOST. 64 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:10,611 WHY? I BEEN HERE BEFORE, THAT'S WHY. 65 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:14,448 WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? GO AWAY! OOH. 66 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:18,752 TAIL, DON'T FAIL ME NOW. WE ARE THE GUYS. WE ARE THE WINNERS. 67 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,654 I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN. I THINK I CAN. 68 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,756 THERE WE ARE. COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO. [ Panting ] 69 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,159 WE'RE IN. WE'RE IN. WE'RE DOIN' IT. WE ARE. LET'S GO. KEEP GOIN'. 70 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:30,898 KEEP MOVIN'. COME ON. COME ON. KEEP MOVIN' GUYS, PLEASE. 71 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,801 I DON'T THINK I CAN. I DON'T THINK I CAN. HELP ME OUT, BUDDY. 72 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,770 AS LONG AS ONE OF US MAKES IT. COME ON, BUDDY, 73 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,441 OH, NO. OH, NO, OH, NO. IT'S THE TADPOLE SQUAD! 74 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:44,645 EW. EW! [ Shouting, Clamoring ] [ Despairing Cries ] 75 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,224 YOU CAN'T BULLY ME! YOU CAN'T 76 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,493 GET THROUGH THIS DIAPHRAGM! 77 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,763 * NEENER-NEENER-NEENER HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY THROUGH! * 78 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,699 OVER HERE BY THE RIM! YES! 79 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,105 HEY, BUSTER, HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? THIS IS MY WOMB. GET OUTTA HERE! SHOO! 80 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,875 SHOO! HERE WE GO. YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 81 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,644 NO! DON'T! STOP THAT! COME ON, GIVE IT UP. 82 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,012 GIVE IT UP! STOP DOING THAT! OW! EEE! 83 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,948 LET ME IN, BABY. LET ME IN. [ Continues Protesting ] 84 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,884 COME ON, MAMA. COME ON, HOT MAMA. YOU'RE A HOT MAMA. 85 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:26,720 -[ Both Squealing ] [ Sperm ] OW! HOT MAMA! 86 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:31,792 YES! YES! OOOH! [ Sperm Hooting ] 87 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,536 [ Egg Wailing ] WELL, HERE I AM... 88 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,938 ALL CONCEIVED AND NOWHERE TO GO. 89 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,682 AH YOU MISSED! GO WIDE! 90 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:59,052 LOOK OUT! OOH! [ Laughs ] HI, HONEY. 91 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:05,693 HI. HI, HONEY. HI, HONEY. 92 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,963 WHAT'D YOU GET FOR ME? THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. THIS IS FOR YOU. 93 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:14,568 -IT IS A--LA-DA! -DON'T YOU THINK HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT? 94 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,605 A LITTLE YOUNG? THAT HAT'S NEVER GONNA FIT ME! 95 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,740 -ALL RIGHT. YOU TELL 'IM. -I'M NOT TELLING HIM 96 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,942 ABOUT IT. YOU'RE THE GUY. FORGET IT! 97 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:27,180 -NO, WHEN WE HAVE A GIRL, I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO HER. -OH, BROTHER. 98 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:32,052 ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES. MIKE, THIS IS A POTTY, OKAY? 99 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,723 -NOW, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A PISS, YOU DO IT... -DON'T SAY "PISS." 100 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,257 ALL RIGHT. WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A WHIZ... 101 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,093 -NO. -WHAT? "SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE" 102 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,294 "DRAIN THE SNAKE"? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO 103 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,964 -SAY? -"PEE-PEE." -PEE-PEE'S SUCH A WIMP 104 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,834 -WORD. I DON'T... -NO, PEE-PEE IS EASY TO SAY. 105 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,902 ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A PEE-PEE, OKAY, 106 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:52,339 YOU DO IT IN HERE. YOU JUST DO THIS. JUST TAKE IT OUT, OKAY? 107 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:57,077 -OH, COME ON. -WHAT? -DAD, WHO'S KIDDIN' WHO, HUH? 108 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,680 AND, THE SAME TOKEN, WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A 109 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,550 -DUMP. -POO-POO. -THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? 110 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,251 -I KNOW IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, MIKE, 111 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,254 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON THIS, OKAY? 112 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,156 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A 113 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,825 -DUMP OUTSIDE MY DIAPER? -HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. 114 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,695 -HE DOES TOO. -HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. -WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT 115 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,897 FUN FOR HIM. 116 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:21,334 * COME ALONG AND BE MY POTTY BOY 117 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:25,205 * COME ALONG AND BE MY POTTY BOY -IS THIS REALLY AN 118 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,641 * -APPROPRIATE SUBJECT FOR A MUSICAL? [ Continues ] 119 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,745 * AND YOU CAN POTTY TOO YES, YOU MY GIRL LIKES TO 120 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:38,018 * POTTY ALL THE TIME POTTY ALL THE TIME YOU GOT TO FIGHT 121 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:43,056 * FOR YOUR RIGHT MMM TO POTTY 122 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:49,597 * YOU GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO POTTY * 123 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:52,866 -HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. -HE LIKES IT. -HEY, I DON'T CARE 124 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,202 WHAT THEY SAY. I AIN'T POOPIN' IN THAT THING. 125 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,670 I GOT MY STANDARDS. 126 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:57,871 IT'S YOUR KEYS! 127 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:02,342 TOSS 'EM! YO, THANKS, BABE. WHEW. 128 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:07,748 YOU WERE REALLY LUCKY WITH THOSE KEYS, I'LL TELL YA. 129 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,350 I WAS STARTING TO THINK I COULD REALLY LOVE BRAD, 130 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,286 THEN I NOTICED THIS FACE HE MADE, KIND OF LIKE-- 131 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,022 LIKE, IF I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" 132 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,625 THERE'D BE THIS FACE. YOU KNOW? OR, "HOW'D YOU LIKE 133 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,427 "THAT MOVIE?" IT'S JUST THIS FACE THAT SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW. 134 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,931 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" AND THEN I HAD THIS FLASH FORWARD OF HAVING KIDS 135 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,099 AND THE KIDS MAKING THAT FACE. 136 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,336 -AND THEN I KNEW IT WAS OVER. -YOU ARE DERANGED. 137 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:33,941 YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? OH! OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 138 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,209 IF YOU WANT A BOY, YOU EAT MORE SODIUM-RICH FOOD. 139 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:39,112 IF YOU WANT A GIRL, YOU EAT MORE DAIRY. REALLY? WHO SAYS? 140 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,815 I READ IT. WHERE? HARVARD MEDICAL JOURNAL 141 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,985 OR THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER? I THINK THE STAR. 142 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,188 IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE YOU'D BETTER ACT NOW. THOSE SEX ORGANS ARE 143 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,356 FORMING SOON. 144 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,259 LET'S SEE. TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS... 145 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,196 AND TWO MOUTHS? [ Mollie ] "D," AND WHAT COMES UP? 146 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,132 DOG. -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW ALL ABOUT 147 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,769 COMPUTERS. -HOW 'BOUT THAT ONE? SCOOT OVER, GIRLS. I GOT A LOT 148 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,138 OF WORK TO DO HERE. LET'S SEE. I'LL JUST TRY... 149 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,439 THIS ONE. [ Keys Clicking ] 150 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:10,477 AND LET'S SEE, WHAT DO WE GET? A JAR! BEAUTIFUL. 151 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,814 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. MAYBE I OUGHT TO GET A JOB HERE. 152 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,717 [ Man ] WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS UP TO? 153 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,986 [ All ] NOTHING. -WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? I DON'T KNOW WHY-- 154 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,088 -WHOA. SO THIS IS HOW GROWNUPS 155 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,891 -GET SO TALL. -WE WERE JUST, UH, FINISHING UP 156 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,995 -THE, UH, MARGOLIS ACCOUNT HERE. -THE MARGOLIS ACCOUNT, HUH? 157 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,130 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO-- SEND MARGOLIS A 158 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,265 -SPREADSHEET WITH PICTURES? -[ Laughing ] NO. -TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE. 159 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,102 I THINK SOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON HERE, AND I-- 160 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,071 -WHAT'S THAT? -WHAT'S UP, MY MAN? 161 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,242 IT LOOKS LIKE A KID. "IT LOOKS LIKE A KID." I CAN SEE IT'S A KID! 162 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,245 WHAT IS A KID DOING IN HERE? THIS IS NOT A NURSERY SCHOOL. 163 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,414 MR. RUSSELL, LET ME EXPLAIN. IT WAS AN 164 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,150 -EMERGENCY SITUATION. -OH, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. I SEE. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE 165 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,386 UP TO. YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SON 166 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,289 AND YOU'RE PREGNANT, YOU DESERVE SPECIAL CONSIDERATION. 167 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,058 OH, NO, I WOULD NEVER ASK FOR SPECIAL 168 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,493 -CONSIDERATION. -LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 169 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,163 ACCOUNTANCY IS FILLED WITH HARDSHIP. 170 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,165 IT'S NOTHING BUT SACRIFICE. 171 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,001 IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING EASY, WHY DON'T YOU BECOME A DENTAL HYGIENIST OR 172 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,939 A CAR-RENTAL PERSON? YOU KNOW, WHEN I HAD A BLEEDING ULCER, AND 173 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,440 I CAME OUT OF THE ANESTHETIC-- 174 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,744 [Russell Continues Indistinct] SOMEBODY'S LOUD AND OPINIONATED. 175 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,147 -OY! -"WHERE'S MY ADDING 176 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,884 MACHINE? "WHERE'S MY CALCULATOR?" THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 177 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,086 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, YOUNG LADY, HUH? 178 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,322 * -HEY, I HAVE A KID. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA HERE, SHOES. HAVE A DRINK. 179 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,292 * LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA [ Continues, Indistinct ] * 180 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,964 YOU MESS WITH MY MOTHER, YOU MESS WITH ME. 181 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,466 [MOLLIE] MIKEY, DRINKS ARE FOR DRINKING, TOYS ARE FOR PLAYING. 182 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,773 SO, HOW DID YOU ARRIVE AT THIS FIGURE FOR YOUR TIPS? 183 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:50,143 -I GUESSED. -YOU KEPT TRACK FOR A PERIOD OF TIME 184 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,112 -AND DID A PROJECTED ESTIMATE. -UH-UH. 185 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:57,885 -I MADE IT UP. -YOU MADE IT UP? -MM-HMM. 186 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:04,191 NOW, AS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR, YOU EARED $9,212? 187 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,327 REALLY? HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 188 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,397 -YOU REALIZE... THAT THAT'S ONLY-- -177. 189 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:15,335 -$177 DOLLARS A WEEK. -IT'S NOT MY MAIN JOB. -YOU SEEM TO SPEND 190 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,205 -MOST OF YOUR TIME DOING IT. -MA, KNOCK IT OFF. -YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT'S NOT 191 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,940 HIS MAIN JOB. CUT HIM SOME SLACK. 192 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,942 WELL, SINCE I'VE BEEN MARRIED, I HAVEN'T HAD AN 193 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,377 OPPORTUNITY TO FLY. AT THE RATE I'M GOING, I'LL NEVER WORK FOR AN AIRLINE. 194 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,814 AT THIS RATE, THERE'S ALOT OF THINGS YOU WON'T BE DOING. 195 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,581 UNLIKE YOUR SON, STUART... 196 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,618 WHO'S GOT A PLETHORA OF OPPORTUNITIES, A REGULAR GENIUS. 197 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,222 [ All Arguing At Once ] WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND 198 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:39,827 -MOLLIE AND YOUR INCOME TAX. -EVERY TWO WEEKS HE CALLS MOLLIE FOR MONEY. 199 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,394 DON'T WORRY ABOUT STUART. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT 200 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,063 AS SOON AS HE SETTLES DOWN. 201 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,532 HE HAS A DEGREE IN ACCOUNTING... WHICH IS LIKE MONEY IN 202 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,767 THE BANK, SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. 203 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,639 MIKE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OUT AND GET SOME CARVEL? 204 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,975 I'VE GOT THE TIME, IF YOU GOT THE DIAPERS. 205 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,776 COME ON, BUDDY. COME ON. 206 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,113 [ Whispering ] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. 207 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,115 WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? MA, YOU ARE FOREVER 208 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,285 -ON HIS CASE. -HE'S A SLOB. HE'S BELLIGERENT. 209 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:08,221 HE HAS THE EARNING CAPACITY OF AN ILLITERATE 210 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,257 IMMIGRANT. BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING 211 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,159 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 212 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,827 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 213 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,299 THAT'S YOUR BABY SISTER, JULIE, IN THERE. 214 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,968 SHE'S KICKING! NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 215 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,104 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. MY SISTER IS IN MY JUICE CUP? 216 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:29,342 YOU WANNA FEEL IT? HERE. GIMME YOUR HAND. 217 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:35,415 -OH, IN THERE. WHOA! -DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEAD 218 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,318 -CAUGHT IN YOUR PLACENTA? -I KNOW, LET'S PLAY HER 219 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,322 A LITTLE SONG, MOM. THIS WAS ALWAYS GOOD FOR ME. 220 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,126 * [ Plays Lullaby ] * 221 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,097 AW. OH, NOW I'LL NEVER GET 222 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,565 THAT TUNE OUTTA MY HEAD. 223 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,969 [ Snoring ] 224 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,705 WHEN I HAVE 225 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,974 THIS NEW BABY GIRL, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP. OKAY? 226 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:05,112 AND YOU KNOW WHY? OKAY. TELL ME. BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE 227 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,382 JULIE'S BIG BROTHER. ALL RIGHT! LAY ONE ON ME! 228 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,452 NIGHT-NIGHT, HONEY. NIGHT-NIGHT. REMEMBER, YOU'RE GONNA BE 229 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,988 HER BIG BROTHER. I'M GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER. 230 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,856 I'M GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER. 231 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,207 OKAY, THAT FEELS PRETTY GOOD. 232 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,309 HERE WE GO, IN THE-- 233 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,479 OOP! NOT IN THE NOSE. OKAY, BOTTOMS UP. 234 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,356 DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE 235 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,524 ASKIN' FOR TEDDY BEARS? I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S A 236 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:55,762 CRIME. WELL, I THINK WE GOT EVERYTHING: 237 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,630 TEDDY BEAR, TEETHING RINGS, 238 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,168 P.J. SPARKLES. YES, I'LL KISS YOU. 239 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,174 HERE YA GO, ACE. KEEP THE CHANGE. 240 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,710 ALL RIGHT, BABY, HERE WE GO. GUM THIS DOWN. 241 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,046 NO, THERE'S NO SALT ON IT. 242 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,557 HEY! HEY, PUNK! GET YOUR OWN TOY! 243 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,795 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. GIVE--YOU GIVE-- I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT! 244 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,664 GIVE IT TO ME! HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SMILIN' AT? 245 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,734 I GUESS YOU NEVER MESSED WITH ANYBODY'S BIG BROTHER BEFORE, HUH? 246 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,238 GIMME IT! OH. THERE YA GO. TAKE THAT. 247 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,773 HERE YA GO, BABY. YEAH, YOU CAN PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH. 248 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:45,512 MMM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I'LL NEVER LET ANYBODY HURT YOU. 249 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,584 OH, WOW. 250 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,287 LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. 251 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,324 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO. 252 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,493 YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE 48th. YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 48th! 253 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,563 -48th IS JUST AS BAD. -HEY, LOOK, TAKE A QUICK LEFT. 254 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,466 -WE'LL SHOOT OVER TO 46th. -POOR DADDY--HANGIN' OUT 255 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:10,103 -WITH BUTTHOLES ALL DAY LONG. -46th! AH, YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE LEFT! 256 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,571 DAD, YOU WANNA THINK ABOUT GETTIN' SOME TOYS IN 257 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:16,243 HERE? I MEAN, IT'S LONELY IN THE FRONT SEAT. 258 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,744 MAYBE I'LL JUST PUSH THIS THING. 259 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,679 THAT DOESN'T WORK. WHOA! THERE WE GO. THERE'S 260 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,315 SOMETHIN'. I THINK I BROKE IT, MAYBE. OH! 261 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:26,186 -THERE IT GOES. RIGHT BACK ON. HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME. -LOOK, JUST PULL OVER. 262 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,121 -I CAN WALK FASTER THAN THIS. 263 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,324 -ALL RIGHT, FINE. WALK. -THAT'S TWO DOLLARS. HERE YA GO. 264 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,326 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. THA--MY KID MUST'VE 265 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,429 -PUSHED THE BUTTON! WAIT! -TOO BAD! DON'T BRING HIM TO WORK! 266 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:41,468 -AW, MAN. DID YOU PUSH THE BUTTON? 267 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:46,873 -YEAH. I THINK I DID. -AW, OH, MAN. -WANT SOME COOKIE? 268 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,442 IT'S A LITTLE MOIST, BUT TAKE A BITE. 269 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,146 DID YOU BRING THE SHOE BOX? 270 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,447 [ Mollie ] IF YOU DON'T STOP 271 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,183 FIGHTING-- -WHAT SHOE BOX? YOU SAW ME CLEAN THE 272 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,285 CLOSET. -DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. BARRY. BAMBI. 273 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:06,626 [ Continue Arguing ] [ All Chattering ] ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL 274 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,496 RIGHT. COME ON. HEY, HEY, HEY! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 275 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:15,535 NOW, LET'S DISCUSS THIS BAD BUSINESS LOAN. 276 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,470 [ Sighs ] BASICALLY, ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS 277 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,506 THAT THEIR UNCLE, ERNIE, CONVINCED THEM THAT IT WOULD BE 278 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:24,877 A REALLY GREAT IDEA... TO CALL THEIR RESTAURANT "EAT ME RAW." 279 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:29,416 IT WAS A GREAT IDEA. IT WAS GONNA HAVE SUSHI, STEAK TARTARE... 280 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:34,287 -AND RAW VEGETABLES. -YOU KNOW, "CRUDDITIES." -IT HAD A CERTAIN 281 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,523 QUIXOTIC QUALITY. -EXCUSE ME. PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS 282 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:40,160 AN X-RATED MOVIE HOUSE. YES, THEY THOUGHT THAT, BUT THEY STILL WANTED 283 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,861 TO EAT THERE. -NO, THEY DIDN'T. -IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL 284 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,265 -PLACE. -EVERYBODY WAS OFFENDED. -ARE YOU OKAY? 285 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:49,536 -I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABOR. -OH, MY GOSH. 286 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:53,740 THAT'S IT. IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS POP STAND. 287 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,544 [ Couple Continues Arguing ] GEEZ, I'M ALL CRAMPED, AND THIS THING-- 288 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,247 -DO YOU WANT TO RESCHEDULE? NO, NO. 289 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,549 YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS TAKE HOURS, BELIEVE ME. 290 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:07,320 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DISCUSS THIS $1,200 LOSS. 291 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,422 -I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE SALMON. -SALMON? 292 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,659 WELL, THE WHOLE IDEA OF SUSHI IS THAT IT'S FRESH. 293 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,827 [ Breathing ] I ATE AT A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT LAST WEEK, 294 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,563 -LET ME GET JUST A SENTENCE OUT. -AND THEY GAVE ME FROZEN 295 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,331 -SUSHI-- IT WAS STILL COLD. -I DON'T THINK SO. 296 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,568 -I BELIEVE SO. -YOU'RE SO NAIVE WHEN IT COMES TO FROZEN 297 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,804 -SUSHI. -I'M NOT NAIVE! [ Gagging ] 298 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,940 -THIS'LL TEACH ME TO ACCESSORIZE. -COULD WE JUST ESTABLISH 299 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,842 SOMETHING HERE: DID UNCLE ERNIE HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE 300 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,213 -IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS? -NO. -NO. 301 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:37,984 ERNIE WAS MORE OF A-- AN IDEA MAN. 302 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,687 -THAT'S GIVING HIM A LOT OF CREDIT. -DO YOU HAVE THE BOOKS 303 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,923 FOR THE RESTAURANT? -BOOKS? -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 304 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,294 PIECES OF PAPER WITH NUMBERS! DEBITS AND CREDITS HERE! 305 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,596 -NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF! -WOULD YOU NOT YELL AT HIM? 306 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,731 UNCLE ERNIE WAS AN IDIOT! 307 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,900 IT WAS A STUPID IDEA, AND THEY LOST THEIR SHIRTS, 308 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,436 [ In Demon-like Voice ] SO JUST ALLOW THE FUCKING DEDUCTION! 309 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,406 [ Panting ] 310 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,345 I HEARD LIFE IS SHORT, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 311 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,915 [ Beeping ] DON'T BE ALARMED. NOW, YOUR BABY IS IN DISTRESS. 312 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,685 -WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? -WE'RE GOING TO DO A CESAREAN. 313 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,621 RONA, WHERE IS SHE? OH, HI. 314 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,357 SHE'S RIGHT THROUGH THERE. HI! HEY, MIKEY! 315 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:22,362 -YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER, DOLL! -AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RONA? 316 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,798 I'M JUST THE RIGHT KID FOR THE JOB. 317 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,668 -DID MY HUSBAND GET HERE YET? -WE CALLED HIM. HE'S COMING. 318 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,738 -OKAY. [ Doctor ] -CLAMP. 319 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,940 -HONEY. -OH, JAMES, THE BABY'S IN 320 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,709 -TROUBLE. -NO, SHE'S OKAY SHE'S COMIN' RIGHT OUT. 321 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,880 -WELL, AT LEAST I'VE ACHIEVED MOST OF MY GOALS. -SPONGE. 322 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,751 -GET THAT. CLAMP. -HONEY, EVERYTHING'S GOOD. YEAH. 323 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,254 [ Doctor ] RIGHT THERE. SCISSORS. OKAY. 324 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,921 [ James ] OH, WOW. LOOK AT THAT. 325 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,592 [ Chuckles Nervously ] -INTERESTING. -ALMOST THERE. 326 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,528 -JUST A BIT LONGER. BLADDER RETRACTOR. -EDUCATIONAL--KIND OF. 327 00:19:55,595 --> 00:20:00,433 -HOLD THIS BLADDER. RIGHT THERE. LET'S GET THIS BLADDER. 328 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,436 -I MEAN, IT'S-- -OKAY. 329 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,071 HMM. 330 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,607 [ Weakly ] I GUESS THIS IS... THE END. 331 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:14,881 -HERE SHE COMES. -NO, MY NECK! MY NECK! 332 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,985 HEY, YOU WITH THE SCISSORS! CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE! 333 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,821 -THERE YA GO. [ Wailing ] 334 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,392 AW, GEEZ, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! 335 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,798 [ Sniffling ] IS SHE REALLY OKAY? 336 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,366 SHE'S FINE. 337 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,672 HOW 'BOUT HIM? [ Laughing ] 338 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,310 -HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. -THERE YOU GO. 339 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,914 OH, MY PO', SWEET BABY. YEAH. I'M GONNA TAKE 340 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,851 -EXTRA-SPECIAL CARE OF YOU. -HEY, YOU LOOK A LOT 341 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:56,889 -BETTER FROM THE OUTSIDE. -I'LL TAKE HER NOW. 342 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,692 -HEY, WHERE AM I GOING? -WHERE ARE THEY TAKING HER? 343 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,728 -TO PUT HER IN OBSERVATION. -WHAT HAPPENED TO 344 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:05,765 -MY QUALITY TIME? BYE, HONEY. -BYE, HONEY. BYE-BYE. 345 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,736 I DON'T WANT TO GO ANY PLACE. [Baby crying] 346 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:21,981 BYE-BYE, HONEY. BYE-BYE, HONEY. BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE, HONEY. 347 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,052 FIRST A LOUSY BIRTH, AND NOW THIS. 348 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,687 GEEZ, LIFE SUCKS. 349 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,926 OH, YES, YES. YOU'RE NEXT. OH, I HOPE SO. 350 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,831 BYE-BYE. BYE, DADDY. BYE, DOLL. 351 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,501 CONGRATULATIONS! HEY, RONA. THANKS. 352 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,771 -HEY, POP! ALL RIGHT! -HI, HONEY. HOW'S YOUR HEAD? 353 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,475 MMM. MIKEY, THIS IS YOUR SISTER, JULIE. 354 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,479 HIYA, JULIE. WELCOME TO THE OUTSIDE. I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, MIKEY. 355 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,046 I'M GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE FOR THE NEXT 356 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,949 TWO OR THREE YEARS-- SMACKIN' YOU AROUND, GETTING YOU IN SHAPE, 357 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,186 TEACHIN' YOU THINGS. -ANYTHING YOU NEED, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK. 358 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:04,524 -WHO'S THIS ASSHOLE? -NO, NO, SAY NO MORE. OF COURSE YOU'RE TIRED 359 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,193 AFTER ALL THAT TRAVELING, ESPECIALLY THAT LONG TRIP DOWN THE BIRTH CANAL. 360 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,129 [ Laughs ] -STOP, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME. -I GOT YOU A LITTLE 361 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,998 SOMETHIN' FOR COMIN' INTO THE WORLD, 362 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:16,469 AND HERE IT IS. HAVE A COW. -[ Wailing ] GET AWAY! 363 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,970 -ALL RIGHT, FINE. DON'T HAVE A COW. 364 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,756 EDDIE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GET A APPLE JUICE? 365 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,526 NO, I'M INTO MY TRAININ'. 366 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,894 -WHAT KIND OF TRAINING? -YOU KNOW--WEARIN' 367 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,565 -THE TRAINING PANTS, MAN. -AW, MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOIN' ALONG WITH 368 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,100 -THIS POTTY BUSINESS TOO. -YO, WE HAVE TO, MIKE, 'CAUSE 369 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,238 -THE TOILET MAN SAYS SO. -WHO? -MR. TOILET MAN. HE LIKES 370 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,106 TO EAT YOUR DOO-DOO AND YOUR PEE-PEE, 371 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,009 SO I SAY, GIVE IT TO HIM. -EAT YOUR DOO-DOO AND YOUR PEE-PEE? 372 00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,680 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? MY MOTHER. WHY? YOU CALLIN' HER A LIAR? 373 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:04,551 -NO, I'M NOT CALLING HER-- -SHE TOLD ME THAT DIAPERS ARE FOR 374 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,587 BABIES. BUT EAT YOUR DOO-DOO AND YOUR PEE-PEE? 375 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,523 EDDIE, THE THOUGHT IS TOO HIDEOUS TO COMPREHEND. 376 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,525 -OH, YEAH? -I'LL TELL YA WHAT. LET'S TAKE 377 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,928 -MY LITTLE SISTER FOR A WALK. -ALL RIGHT. 378 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,964 OKAY, QUICK, WHILE THE MOMS AREN'T LOOKING. 379 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,932 COME ON, LET'S TAKE HER TO THE ZOO AND LEAVE HER THERE. 380 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,970 -GOOD IDEA. -HE WOULD HAVE A FRIEND. -I DON'T THINK SHE'S 381 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,005 GONNA LIKE THE LIONS, EDDIE. -AND THEY'RE BOTH 382 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:30,242 SCHMUCKS. [ Wailing ] MOMMY! MOMMY! 383 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,913 -WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! -UH-OH, BUSTED. -OH, HONEY, YOU OKAY? 384 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,949 -YEAH, SHE'S FINE. -DON'T EVER TAKE YOUR 385 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,751 SISTER AWAY LIKE THAT. YOU MADE MOMMY'S 386 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,988 -HEART JUMP INTO HER THROAT. -MOM, DO YOU HAVE TO BE 387 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,757 SO GRAPHIC? I WAS JUST TAKIN' HER FOR A WALK. I THOUGHT 388 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:48,127 SHE'D HAVE A GOOD TIME. I'M SORRY. 389 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:53,199 -ARE YOU OKAY, SWEETHEART? -HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A PRESENT. 390 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:58,170 -HERE. WHAT'S THIS? -OH, MY GOD. 391 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,272 -YUCK! WHAT IS IT? -WELL, IT'S HOSPITAL GARBAGE. 392 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:04,010 -THEY MAKE CRACK PIPES OUT OF THESE. -OOOH. 393 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,979 -OH. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. -OH, MY HANDS ARE OKAY, MA. 394 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,815 OH, NO, DON'T-- OH, PLEASE, DON'T-- NO, DON'T--NO, PLEASE. 395 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,984 -THEY'RE OKAY. THEY'RE CLEAN. -GIVE MOMMY YOUR HANDS. 396 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,954 [ Grumbling ] THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS PARK. 397 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,989 SORRY, HONEY. SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW THAT ON YOU. 398 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,598 -MIKEY, TIME TO GO TO BED. -WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 399 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,333 I TOLD HIM HE COULD WATCH A VIDEO. [ TV Clicks On ] 400 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,202 -HE NEEDS TO GO TO BED. -BUT I MADE A PROMISE HE COULD 401 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,072 FINISH WATCHING THE VIDEO. -HE CAN FINISH IT 402 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,675 -TOMORROW. HE'S TIRED. -DON'T UNDERMINE ME. 403 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:39,746 -YOU DON'T UNDERMINE ME. -LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE. OKAY. 404 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,749 * AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AYE 405 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,552 * AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AYE 406 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,620 * EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE EEE 407 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,761 * EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A BABY I HAVE TO GO TO BED EARLY. * 408 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,930 -WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? -IF I SAY MIKEY CAN DO 409 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,932 SOMETHING AND YOU COME ALONG AND SAY HE CAN'T, 410 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,968 THEN YOU'RE CUTTING MY NUTS OFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM-- 411 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,970 -HOW CAN I BE A GOOD DAD? -SO BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MAN, 412 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,038 AND YOU HAVE THE NUTS, YOU GET TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS? 413 00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,040 I DON'T GET TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS 414 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:13,179 BECAUSE I'M THE MAN. LOOK, IF I PROMISE HIM SOMETHING, OKAY, DON'T 415 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,981 MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 416 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,883 OH, YOU'RE DOIN' A GOOD JOB OF THAT YOURSELF. 417 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,186 -KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE. -PLEASE? -I AM HIS MOTHER. 418 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,722 I SEE MY TIRED BABY SITTING THERE, AND I KNOW THAT HE'S GOT 419 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,257 TO GET UP EARLY THE NEXT MORNING. 420 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,894 -[ Laughing ] FOR WHAT? -BECAUSE I'M TAKING HIM TO BABY GYM. 421 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,363 -OH, NO. NOT BABY GYM. -HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO SOCIALIZE WITH OTHER KIDS. 422 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,999 WELL, TAKE HIM TO THE PARK. 423 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:36,969 I'M NOT TAKING HIM TO THE PARK ANYMORE. TODAY HE PICKED UP A 424 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,305 -CRACK PIPE. -WELL, THROW IT OUT! -DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 425 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,141 -HOW MANY DISEASES HE COULD GET? -GOD, YOU'RE SO SCARED! 426 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,376 YOU'RE GONNA BRING HIM UP TO BE A REAL CRYBABY. I CAN SEE IT. 427 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,013 I AM GOING TO BABY GYM, AND I DON'T SEE 428 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,049 -WHY YOU CARE ANYWAY. -WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 429 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,151 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" -I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 430 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,320 IT MEANS THAT IT'S YOUR MONEY, SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO 431 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,689 -CARE. -I DID NOT SAY THAT. -THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE 432 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,859 THINKIN', THAT YOU EARN MORE MONEY, SO YOU CAN MAKE THE 433 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,828 -DECISIONS, AND I'M OUTTA HERE. -I DO NOT MAKE THE 434 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,864 DECISIONS, AND I HAVE NEVER, EVER, BROUGHT UP MONEY WITH YOU! 435 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,933 WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE YOUR WAY? 436 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,901 IT DOESN'T! OH, YOU! SHUT UP, YOU! 437 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,203 [ Neighbor ] SHUT UP! 438 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,940 LET'S TAKE STOCK HERE. [ Arguing Continues ] 439 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,243 MY BROTHER IS 27 POUNDS OF STUPID. 440 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,779 [ Mollie ] NOW, LOOK AT THAT! -MY PARENTS ARE OKAY SEPARATELY, 441 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,014 -BUT AS A COUPLE THEY STINK. -WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST 442 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,451 PUT ME IN A FUCKIN' DRESS? -[Arguing Continues] 443 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,855 [ Sighs ] I GUESS YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND, HERBIE. 444 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,223 INTELLECTUALLY, I KNOW IT TAKES AT LEAST THREE DATES 445 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,326 TO KNOW SOMEBODY, BUT, EMOTIONALLY, I'LL JUST LOOK 446 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,997 AT THE WAY HE'LL EAT SOMETHING DISGUSTING, LIKE CHILI DOGS. 447 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,932 AND THEN THIS VOICE INSIDE ME 448 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,034 SAYS, "YOU CAN'T SPEND THE NEXT 60 OR 70 YEARS WITH THIS 449 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,403 -GUY." -BOY, YOU'RE PLANNING ON LIVING A LONG TIME. 450 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,674 MOLLIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LIKE, YOU AND JAMES HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER. 451 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,442 -YEAH, A YEAR AND A HALF. -FOR A NON-OBSESSIVE 452 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,312 -RELATIONSHIP, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. -YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? 453 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,082 WHAT? I HATE THE WAY JAMES IS ALWAYS TELLING 454 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,317 ME HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MIKEY. 455 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:01,888 YOU KNOW, LIKE I CARRIED THE KID FOR NINE MONTHS. OH. 456 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,223 I'M THE ONE WHO WENT THROUGH LABOR AND ALL THAT PAIN. 457 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,092 I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I SHOULD BE LORD AND 458 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,794 -EMPEROR OF THAT CHILD. -YEAH. 459 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:11,698 I THINK MAYBE HE JUST GETS FRUSTRATED, YOU KNOW, 460 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,466 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB THAT HE LOVES, LIKE WE 461 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:18,237 DO. WE'RE REALLY LUCKY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 462 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,940 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU TO DO. -YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO 463 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:24,844 DO? YOU HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 464 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,079 YOU CAN'T SIT AROUND WAITING FOR THIS SCHMENDRICK YOU 465 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,049 MARRIED TO GET HIS ACT TOGETHER. HE IS NOT A SCHMENDRICK. 466 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,451 HE IS A GOOD FATHER, AND, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 467 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:35,888 HE WORKS REAL HARD. WELL, THAT'S THE TROUBLE. HE WORKS HIS ASS OFF 468 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:40,126 FOR NOTHING. NOW, DADDY HAS AN ACCOUNT WITH CORPORATE PILOTS. 469 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,130 THEY EARN BETWEEN $30,000 AND $50,000 A YEAR. 470 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,432 I WISH JAMES COULD GET A JOB LIKE THAT. [ Chuckles ] 471 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:50,136 I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. WE ALREADY ASKED. ALL JAMES HAS TO DO 472 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:53,773 IS CALL FREDDIE, TELL HIM HOW MANY HOURS, WHAT KINDS OF PLANES, 473 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,008 THINGS LIKE THAT. NO. OH, MA! YOU KNOW IF JAMES HAD A 474 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,910 JOB THAT HE REALLY LOVED AND HE COULD MAKE MONEY-- 475 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,547 OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOR US. AND YOU HAVE DADDY TO 476 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,349 THANK. 477 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,953 -SIX. SIX. -SIX DOLLAR. -YEAH. 478 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,456 GRANDPA, A CARD'S A CARD. DO YOU HAVE TO NAME 'EM ALL? 479 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,061 WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT DO THEY FLY? 480 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,364 -I DON'T KNOW. YOU'LL FIND OUT. -WELL, AT LEAST WITH MY JOB, 481 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:22,134 -I CAN FLY DIFFERENT TYPES OF AIRPLANES. -JIMMY, WHAT DOES IT 482 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,837 -MATTER? A JET'S A JET. -WELL, YOU DON'T LOVE 483 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:28,407 FLYING, SO IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO YOU. 484 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,376 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THIS IS ABOUT WHAT KIND OF 485 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,244 AIRPLANES THEY HAVE TO FLY. WHAT IS IT? 486 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,246 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 487 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:37,016 -IT'S YOUR MOTHER, OKAY? -MY MOTHER? -YOU DON'T MIND THEM 488 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,450 CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE, BUT I MIND THEM CONTROLLING-- 489 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,486 -THEY DO NOT CONTROL MY LIFE. -OH, WHY ARE YOU AND 490 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,956 -YOUR BROTHER ACCOUNTANTS? -BECAUSE WE DEARLY LOVE IT. 491 00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,825 [ Laughing ] OH, COME ON. "DEARLY." 492 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:51,330 -YOU-YOU DEARLY LOVE BEING ACCOUNTANTS? -I DO, BECAUSE IT DEALS 493 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,599 WITH MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS: NUMBERS AND PEOPLE. 494 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:56,068 AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING? THEY CHECK OUR TAX RETURN 495 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,937 EVERY YEAR TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID. 496 00:28:58,004 --> 00:29:01,941 -OH, THAT ISN'T TRUE. AND YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY. -WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT. 497 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,210 LOOK, JUST DON'T TAKE THE JOB. I DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR 498 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,245 -ANOTHER. -ALL RIGHT. FINE. I WON'T. 499 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,159 [ Sniffles ] 500 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,403 OH, HONEY. [ Crying ] 501 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,074 I'M SORRY. OH, SWEETHEART. 502 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:41,147 -I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. -I KNOW YOU WERE HELPING ME. 503 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,349 [ Sniffles ] I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU DID 504 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:46,085 SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY LOVED THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY. 505 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:47,954 I KNOW, I'M STUPID. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING. 506 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,490 MY MOM AND DAD WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP, SO THEY TALKED 507 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,860 TO THEIR FRIENDS, AND NOW YOU HATE THEM. 508 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:57,463 -I DON'T HATE THEM. -AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY NICE TO YOUR MOTHER. 509 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231 OH, HONEY, LOOK. I'LL CALL FREDDIE 510 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,468 TOMORROW, OKAY? DON'T CALL HIM 511 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,637 JUST BECAUSE I'M BAWLING. I'LL FIND OUT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, AND I WON'T 512 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:10,042 PROMISE YOU ANYTHING. OKAY? IT WON'T BE BECAUSE YOU'RE CRYING. 513 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:11,911 -OKAY. OKAY. -OKAY. ALL RIGHT. GIMME A KISS. 514 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:21,653 [ Knocking ] [ Sighs ] WHO THE HELL IS THAT? 515 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:26,192 [ Knocking Continues ] WHO IS IT? DAMN IT. SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF 516 00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,895 NUT. HERE, LET ME-- [ Mollie Gasps ] 517 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:35,101 [ Sighs ] -DO YOU KNOW WHO I HATE? -STUART! HOW YOU DOIN'? 518 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,136 YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN! THIS IS MY BROTHER. THIS IS 519 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,071 JAMES. I HATE THESE DAMN ORIENTALS. 520 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:42,208 THEY'RE BUYIN' UP THIS WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY. NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHY? 521 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:45,044 -HE'S THE ACCOUNTANT FOR MITSUBISHI. -NOT ANYMORE. THE WAY I 522 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:47,146 LOOK AT IT IS AMERICANS HAVE TURNED 523 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,916 INTO FAT, LAZY SLOBS... WHO'D RATHER SELL OFF THEIR TOES 524 00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:52,184 THAN GET OFF THEIR BUTTS AND WALK HALF A BLOCK. YOU THINK I COULD 525 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,086 STAY HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE UNTIL I GET A NEW JOB? 526 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,122 YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 527 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:59,858 [ Playful Grunting Sounds ] I'LL MAKE UP THE COUCH! YES! 528 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,261 MOLLIE? MOLLIE! 529 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:10,002 OH, WHAT A DILEMMA. DO I STAY, OR DO I PEE? 530 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,007 WHAT IF EDDIE SAID WAS TRUE? MR. TOILET MAN EATING 531 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:20,046 YOUR PEE-PEE? OH, WELL. I GUESS I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE 532 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:23,715 THAT. BUT THEN, ON THE OTHER HAND, 533 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:27,486 WHAT IF THERE IS A MR. TOILET MAN? WELL, I THINK I BETTER 534 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:33,492 JUST TURN THE LIGHT ON, JUST TO MAKE SURE. AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT. 535 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,995 JUST A REGULAR OLD TOILET, HUH? 536 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:39,431 WAIT TILL I TELL EDDIE ABOUT THIS. EDDIE AND HIS BONEHEAD 537 00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:42,501 -IDEAS. -HEY, YOU, YOU LITTLE PISHER! 538 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,636 -I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! -OH, NO! WHAT IS THAT? -HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED 539 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,373 -TO GIVE ME SOME PEE-PEE! WHERE'S THAT PEE-PEE? -WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT 540 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:51,543 PEE-PEE. I NEED THAT PEE-PEE! -OH, NO! MR. TOILET MAN! 541 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,212 LISTEN, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU. 542 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,647 YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT PEE-PEE. GIVE IT TO ME, 543 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,616 OR THE NEXT TIME YOU SIT ON ME, I'M GONNA BITE OFF YOUR 544 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,786 TUSHY! -YES! YES! [ Laughs Maniacally ] 545 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:07,193 -[ Screaming ] OH, IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 546 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,727 MOMMY'S HERE. 547 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:12,131 MOMMY. YEAH. MOMMY, DADDY. POTTY. 548 00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:13,799 MOMMY'S HERE. OHH, SWEETHEART. IT'S JUST A DREAM. 549 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,102 -IT'S JUST A DREAM. -TOILET MAN. IT WAS... SCARY. 550 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,136 OKAY? 551 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,670 [ Stuart ] THE PROBLEM WITH THIS 552 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,539 -COUNTRY? -GET A LOAD OF THOSE EYEBROWS. 553 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,274 -IT'S A COUNTRY OF SOFTS. [ Julie Continuing ] -WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH 554 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:26,112 EYEBROWS? [ Stuart Continues ] EYES, I UNDERSTAND. 555 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,615 -MOUTHS, I UNDERSTAND. BUT EYEBROWS? -WHY WASTE MONEY ON NEW 556 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,818 -BOMBS-- -I WONDER IF I'LL HAVE A SET LIKE HIS. 557 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,555 -AM I RIGHT? -DADDY DOESN'T HAVE A SET LIKE HIS. 558 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,790 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOB INTERVIEW, STUDEBAKER. 559 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,492 IT'S A CONFUSING QUESTION. BUT I GUESS I'LL LEARN 560 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,294 -SOMEDAY. [ Door Slams Shut ] -MOLLIE, 561 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,097 -I WANT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. -OH, WE'RE GOING OUT! 562 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,534 WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO OUT! I'M SO EXCITED! 563 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,037 -I GOT YOUR NOSE! -OH, DADDY, DON'T TAKE MY NOSE. 564 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:54,240 -I GOT YOUR NOSE! [ Yammers Baby Talk ] OH, HI, MOMMY. 565 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,708 MOMMY, LET'S TAKE THE PLAY-DOH WITH US. THERE'S 566 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,145 SOMETHING I SAW I'D LIKE TO BUILD WITH YOU, 567 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:04,516 AND IF YOU'D JUST GET IT-- MOM? MOMMY? 568 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,187 DADDY? 569 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:12,591 -[ Door Slams Shut ] WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? WHAT HAVE I DONE 570 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:18,097 -TO DESERVE THIS? -HEY, JULIE, DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 571 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,366 YOU'RE TOO LITTLE! 572 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,336 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY BROTHER WHEN HE WAS A KID. OH! HE WAS SO CUTE. 573 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,705 AND SWEET? I MEAN-- BUT NO MATTER WHAT HE DID, 574 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,342 HE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE. EVERYONE WAS ALWAYS SCREAMING AT HIM. 575 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:34,480 -YEAH. DADDY WAS LIKE-- -HE LOOKS JUST LIKE LEON. 576 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,649 -EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE LEON. -DO YOU THINK SO? 577 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,618 YOU KNOW, I THINK IF MY BROTHER WAS IN A LOVING 578 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,620 ENVIRONMENT LIKE MY HOUSE... THAT HE WOULD REALLY 579 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,322 STRAIGHTEN OUT. 580 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,299 ALL RIGHT, AND SHUTTING DOWN. 581 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:58,604 OKAY. THANKS A LOT, BILL. OKAY, HERE WE ARE. [ Chattering ] 582 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,513 -EXCUSE ME. HERE WE GO. -WHERE'S THE BRIEFCASE? 583 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,548 -DID YOU LEAVE IT ON THE PLANE? -NO, I DIDN'T. 584 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,317 ONE MINUTE, ONE MINUTE. 585 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,652 -AH, THANKS. -I'LL LOCK UP, JAMES. -YOU BET. 586 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,557 -ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE. -THANK YOU. -GOOD NIGHT. 587 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:23,362 DICKFACE. GEEZ. 588 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:27,199 -HI, ELVIS. HOW'D IT GO? -HEY, PRISCILLA. 589 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,268 WHICH PART? WHERE THEY BLAMED ME FOR THE TURBULENCE 590 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:30,669 SPILLING RED WINE ON THEIR CLOTHES, 591 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,838 OR THE PART WHERE THEY BAWLED ME OUT FOR WEAK COFFEE? 592 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:34,873 OH, HONEY, YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT A COUPLE OF CREEPS. 593 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,309 YEAH, RIGHT. BUT DIDN'T IT FEEL GREAT UP THERE IN THAT JET, NOT 594 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,378 HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT DRIVING THE CAB? 595 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,880 -I MEAN, DIDN'T THAT MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE? -YEAH, I LOVE FLYIN' A 596 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,550 LEAR JET. IT'S JUST THIS BEEPER LIFESTYLE. 597 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:47,953 I MEAN, YOU'RE ON CALL ANYTIME, HONEY. THAT MEANS WE CAN'T 598 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,323 PLAN VACATIONS. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? I MEAN, COME ON. 599 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,859 -AM I A WAITER OR A PILOT? -OTHER THAN THAT, 600 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:58,430 HOW'D YOU LIKE IT? [ Growls ] [ Laughs ] 601 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:01,967 -DID YOU LIKE IT? I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. -YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 602 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:06,338 ALL RIGHT. I THINK I'M GONNA TRY IT. YEAH, YEAH. IT'S SOLID. 603 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:09,975 OH, I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH MYSELF HERE. I'M A FAILURE AS A BIG 604 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,479 -BROTHER. I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. -AND I'M GOIN'. I'M GOIN'. 605 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:17,416 -I'M... KIDDIN' MYSELF. -I TEACH HER HOW TO CRAWL, AND SHE'D BOUNCIN' AROUND 606 00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:22,954 -LIKE A COCKER SPANIEL. -HERE I GO. OH! UH-OH. 607 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,391 -YEAH. I'M GOIN'. I'M GOING. -WAIT A MINUTE NOW. 608 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:30,262 SHE'S UP. SHE'S MOBILE. SHE'S MOVIN'. 609 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,700 SHE'S HEADIN' RIGHT FOR MY TOYS. HMM. WELL, MAYBE I BETTER 610 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,702 SHOW HER ABOUT TOYS RIGHT AWAY... BEFORE SHE DOES 611 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:40,772 SOMETHING DRASTIC TO ONE OF MY TOYS. ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW 612 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,342 YOU SOMETHING. COME HERE. THESE ARE ALL TOYS, RIGHT? 613 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,010 -YEAH. -SOME OF THEM ARE MINE, 614 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,912 SOME OF THEM ARE YOURS. THE WAY YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE 615 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,281 -IS I HAVE ALL THE GREAT TOYS, -LET ME SEE IT. 616 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,917 CAN'T I SEE THAT? AND YOU HAVE ALL THESE STUPID LITTLE... 617 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,752 -DON'T-HURT-YOURSELF BABY TOYS. -GEEZ. BUT I LIKE IT. 618 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,488 WELL, OF COURSE YOU LIKE IT. IT'S A BIG-BOY TOY. 619 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,490 -WELL, CAN'T I JUST SEE IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 620 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,759 -YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUMP RIGHT INTO A TOY LIKE 621 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,694 THIS? [ Chuckles ] GROW UP, KID. 622 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:06,898 -GEEZ, HE'S ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME. -LOOK, HERE'S A TOY YOU 623 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,369 -CAN PLAY WITH--A NERF BALL. -I DON'T LIKE BALLS! 624 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,838 OH, DON'T CRY AGAIN. [ Sighs ] [ Stuart Shouting ] 625 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:23,249 -FREEZE! -WHAT THE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 626 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,517 -I'M SORRY, MAN. -YOU HAVE A GUN IN MY HOUSE? 627 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,653 -THERE ARE KIDS HERE! -IT'S ONLY NINE MILLIMETER. 628 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,621 -IT'S NOT LOADED. -OH, MAN. THAT'S WHAT IS EXACTLY 629 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,657 THE STUPID THING PEOPLE SAY... WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY 630 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,725 KILL SOMEONE--"OH, I DIDN'T THINK 631 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,561 -IT WAS LOADED." -YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH. 632 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:39,598 YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY. YOU KNOW, YOU STOCK UP YOUR CABINETS WITH 633 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,901 BOTTLED WATER AND FLASHLIGHTS, BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK IS 634 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,305 GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THE SHIT REALLY HITS THE FAN, HUH? 635 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,341 LIKE EARTHQUAKES OR FLASH FLOODS OR MUD 636 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,410 SLIDES, OR JUST, LIKE, A LOT OF CHAOS AND 637 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,379 HORROR, PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREETS, 638 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,415 AND YOU'RE SITTING NICE AND PRETTY WITH YOUR BOTTLED WATER? 639 00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:01,287 NOW, THE GUY NEXT DOOR HAS GOT ONE OF THESE. WHO'S GONNA GO THIRSTY-- 640 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,522 HIM OR YOU? [ Exhales ] I MEAN, 641 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,761 -THINK ABOUT IT. -YOU'RE NUTS. [ Groans] 642 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,669 MOLLIE, I DON'T WANT THAT MANIAC AROUND THE 643 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,871 -KIDS. -HE'S THEIR UNCLE. -OH, HE'S A MANIAC! 644 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,508 -HE SLEEPS WITH A GUN. -OH, HE DOES NOT. -HE DOES TOO. HE TRIED 645 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,744 -TO SHOOT ME WHEN I CAME IN. -STEWBALL? 646 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,979 -MOLL? -DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN THERE? 647 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,317 -IT'S NOT LOADED. [ Scoffs ] -IT'S NOT LOADED. 648 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,321 -I NEED SOME COVERS. -YOU KNOW, WHY IS IT IF I DRINK 649 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,723 OUT OF A STYROFOAM CUP... YOU GIVE ME A TWO-HOUR LECTURE, 650 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,925 B-BUT TRAVIS BICKEL MOVES IN WITH US... 651 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,428 WITH A SEMIAUTOMATIC WEAPON, AND IT'S OKAY? 652 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,730 CHILL OUT. THIS IS NEW YORK. WOMEN CARRY GUNS 653 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,898 IN THEIR PURSES. MOST PEOPLE HAVE THEM IN THEIR 654 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:50,736 NIGHTSTANDS. JIMMY, IF A LITTLE UNLOADED GUN 655 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,772 -MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER-- [ Scoffs ] -MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER? 656 00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,475 MAYBE CLIMBING A TOWER... AND SHOOTING STUDENT NURSES 657 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,844 WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER. [ Sighs ] 658 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,045 GEEZ! 659 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,078 OKAY, NOW, THIS MIGHT SOUND 660 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,514 LIKE A STUPID QUESTION, DO YOU HAVE A FLIGHT TODAY? 661 00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,082 BUT WHERE IS JULIE'S PENIS? [Parents Continue Indistinct] 662 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,784 I MEAN, IS IT IN THE TUB, MAYBE? 663 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,820 DID SHE BREAK IT OFF? [ Child's Voice ] NO PENIS. 664 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,922 OH, IT'S OKAY. [ Chuckling ] HE WANTS TO KNOW 665 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,526 -WHY JULIE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS. -WHAT? 666 00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:51,530 -YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM ABOUT GIRLS AND BOYS. -NOT AT THIS AGE, HONEY. 667 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:54,933 -NO, I MEAN, JUST TELL HIM WHY WE'RE DIFFERENT. -NO, YOU DO IT. I TOLD HIM 668 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,039 -ABOUT THE POTTY BIT. -ALL RIGHT. TAKE JULIE. GO SEE DADDY. GO SEE DADDY. 669 00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:05,911 MIKEY, JULIE IS A GIRL, AND YOU ARE A BOY, OKAY? 670 00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:09,948 LITTLE BOYS HAVE PENISES, BUT GIRLS DON'T HAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED 671 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,552 THEM. IT'S LIKE MOMMY-- MOMMY IS A GIRL, 672 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,955 -SO I DON'T HAVE A PENIS. -BUT SHE'S GOT SOME SET OF BALLS. 673 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:24,963 -BUT DADDY IS A BIG-- -PENIS! -THAT'S RIGHT! 674 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:32,003 -HERE WE GO. WHAT'S THAT? -HMM. A PENIS. 675 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,743 -THIS ONE? -NO PENIS. -THAT'S GOOD! 676 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:45,183 -HE UNDERSTANDS. WHAT'S THIS? HMM. TOUGH CALL. 677 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:49,721 OH, BOY, WAS THAT STUPID, OR WHAT? IT WAS VERY STUPID. 678 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:53,925 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. IT'S VERY--YOU SEE, AT 679 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,662 THIS AGE, PEOPLE HAVE A TENDENCY 680 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,598 TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. YOU CAN DO THAT. YOU JUST GO UP AND DOWN. 681 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:02,100 BUT EVENTUALLY, YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK, AND YOU-- 682 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,169 JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT, AND DON'T FORGET TO 683 00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:06,805 BREATHE. DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE! A LOT OF TIMES, PEOPLE 684 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,607 JUST DROP DEAD HERE, AND YOU SAY, 685 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:11,777 "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I FORGOT TO BREATHE. I WASN'T BREATHING." 686 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,812 JUMP! JUMP UP AND DOWN. YOU TWO, LIKE THAT. FINE. 687 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,718 YOU LIKE THIS HOUSE, DON'T YOU ? YES, IT'S A VERY GOOD HOUSE. 688 00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,753 IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THIS GUY REALLY WEIRD ? 689 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:24,189 YOU JUST RIPPED MY FACE OFF. 690 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,525 SHE RIPS MY FACE OFF, AND YOU PUNCH ME. 691 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,027 OH, I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN IN MY LIFE ! 692 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:32,598 YO, EDDIE, CHECK OUT THE BLONDE ON THE MONKEY BARS ! YOU CAN SEE RIGHT UP HER DRESS 693 00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,901 [ Laughing ] YEAH, MAN, THAT'S SHEILA. WE PLAYED DOCTOR TOGETHER 694 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,604 -PLAYED DOC... WHERE ? -RIGHT OVER THERE, MAN, 695 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,740 -BEHIND THAT BEANBAG THING. -YOU DOG ! 696 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,809 GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER HOUSE CALL. 697 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,178 HMM. EDDIE GETS ALL THE GIRLS. HE'S NOT WEARIN' A DIAPER. 698 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,648 HMM. EDDIE GETS ALL THE GIRLS. HE'S NOT WEARIN' A DIAPER. 699 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:52,117 MAYBE I OUGHT TO GIVE THIS POTTY THING A TRY. 700 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:55,020 * WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN 701 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,156 * BUT SOMETIMES NOTHING HAS TO COME OUT 702 00:40:58,223 --> 00:41:02,160 * SO YOU TRY TO JUMP UP AND DOWN A LITTLE MORE * 703 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:06,097 AND I DON'T HAVE TO PEE. 704 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,200 I DON'T HAVE TO PEE. 705 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,639 I DO HAVE TO PEE AND I BETTER GO SOMEWHERE. 706 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,108 HERE I GO. OKAY. NOW'S THE TIME. I JUST... 707 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,280 THAT STUFF REALLY SNEAKS UP ON YA. 708 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:23,649 [ Chuckles ] 709 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,223 HEY, I WANT A BALL OF KRAFT CARAMEL PIECES. 710 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,260 (TV) INTRODUCING WWF WRESTLING BUDDIES, 711 00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,696 THE ROUGH AND READY WRESTLERS FROM TONKA ! 712 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:41,299 WWF WRESTLING BUDDIES BY TONKA ? I WANT ONE OF THOSE ! 713 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,168 HERE COMES THE NEW COBRA HAMMERHEAD ! 714 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,637 THE COBRA HAMMERHEAD WILL SINK THOSE JOES ! 715 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:48,106 WOW ! I NEED A COBRA HAMMERHEAD! 716 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,609 HEY, I WANT A COBRA "CAMERAHEAD." 717 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:53,244 IT'S FOR BOYS. GEEZ. 718 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,682 -HEY, PRISCILLA. -HI, ELVIS. 719 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,821 -MIKEY, GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU, BOY? -A COBRA HAMMERHEAD ? 720 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,023 -AN AIRPLANE ! -OH, MAN. 721 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,358 THAT'S A LEAR 24, JUST LIKE YOUR DAD FLIES. 722 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,628 YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO THE AIRPORT 723 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,929 YOU CAN SIT RIGHT UP HERE WITH ME. 724 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,664 -YOU WANNA DO THAT ? -NO. 725 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,267 MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED. 726 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,706 I GET UP FOR THIS JOB INTERVIEW THIS MORNING, RIGHT? 727 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:22,040 EVERYTHING IS GOIN' GREAT. 728 00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:26,144 -IT'S FOR THIS LIBERAL-TYPE ORGANIZATION, RIGHT ? -WHICH ONE? 729 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:30,749 I DON'T KNOW. THE AMERICAN FOUNDATION OF CRYBABIES OR SOME SHIT. 730 00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:33,652 HE TELLS ME THE SALARY, AND I WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS. 731 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,253 WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S TALKIN' TO, THIS GUY ? 732 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,188 STU, HONEY, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 733 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,691 NO, I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THE FASTER PUSSYCATS IN THE VILLAGE. 734 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,760 OH, THAT'LL BE FUN FOR YOU. 735 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:44,295 -YOU THINK I COULD BORROW $20 ? -SURE. 736 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:49,034 -HEY, STUART, NICE JACKET. -HEY, DO YOU MIND ? 737 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,202 -I GOT A DATE. -I GUESS NOT. 738 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:54,706 OKAY. HERE YOU ARE. AND I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS. THIS IS SOME MAD MONEY. 739 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:58,276 JUST TAKE IT. I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE SUBWAY, SO HERE. 740 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,145 THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRDOS, THERE. YOU TAKE A CAB. 741 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,248 -THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRDOS? -YEAH. TAKE A CAB. BYE, HONEY. 742 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:09,320 YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND THAT EVERY JOB INTERVIEW HE GOES ON HE GETS UPSET. 743 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,758 IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME THAT HE TAKES MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING. 744 00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,360 I CAN EVEN PUT UP WITH HIS FASCIST POINT OF VIEW. 745 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:16,762 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS ME ? 746 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:18,930 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY TICKS ME OFF ? 747 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,734 IS THIS AND THIS. HE DRINKS EVERYTHING BUT A DROP 748 00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,036 AND PUTS IT BACK. HE TAKES BITES OUT OF EVERYTHING 749 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,807 AND THEN HE PUTS IT BACK. HE READS OUR NEWSPAPERS, OUR MAGAZINES, HIDES THEM 750 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,175 BEFORE WE GET A CHANCE TO READ THEM ! 751 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:32,811 -I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH HIM. -NO, NO TALK. 752 00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:34,680 -I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE. -HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYPLACE TO GO. 753 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,348 -SEND HIM TO YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE. -NO, THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER. 754 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,718 MOLLIE, WHY DO YOU PUT HIM AHEAD OF ME ? 755 00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:43,421 -I DON'T ! -YOU DO ! JUST DECIDE, HIM OR ME. 756 00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:47,225 THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND MY FAMILY. 757 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,828 HE'S STILL YOUR FAMILY AT YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE. 758 00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,730 I'M NOT GONNA KICK HIM OUT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 759 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:54,299 -I REALLY HATE YOU FOR ASKING ME TO DO THIS. -YOU HATE ME ? 760 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,802 YES, I THINK THAT YOU ARE BEING MEAN AND SELFISH. 761 00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,904 -I THINK YOU'RE INCONSIDERATE AND STUBBORN. 762 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,438 -OH, YEAH ? -YEAH. 763 00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:03,474 -I THINK YOU ARE A BIG, STUPID SLOB. -YOU'RE JUST BIG AND STUPID. 764 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,244 OKAY, I MAY BE BIG, BUT I AM NOT STUPID ! 765 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,815 -SO, YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE! -I PAY HALF THE RENT HERE, BABY! 766 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,349 WELL, I PAY ALL THE UTILITIES ! 767 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:16,054 FINE ! ELVIS IS LEAVING THE BUILDING ! 768 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:17,989 [ Door Slams Shut ] 769 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:22,527 HEY, I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO. 770 00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:26,164 -WHAT HAPPENED ? -OH, YEAH ? CHASE MY DADDY AWAY, 771 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:28,967 I'LL SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO. HERE. HERE. GO AHEAD. 772 00:44:29,034 --> 00:44:31,369 HEY, THAT'S MINE ! [ Mikey Continues Grumbling ] 773 00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:34,072 ALL THE YELLIN' AND SCREAMIN' ALL THE TIME ? 774 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:35,974 HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FRIEND HERE. 775 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,476 OH, NO ! 776 00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:41,279 HOW'S THAT ? BYE-BYE, BIRDIE. 777 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:44,983 THINK YOU'RE A BIRD, HUH? LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FLY NOW ! 778 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:47,352 [ Growls ] OH, MY FRIEND ! 779 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:52,457 YOU HURT MY FRIEND ! [ Sobbing ] YOU CREEP ! 780 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:04,469 * [ Elvis Presley ] ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT 781 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:09,574 * DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT 782 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:12,443 * ARE YOU SORRY 783 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,247 * WE DRIFTED APART 784 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:23,254 * DOES YOUR MEMORY STRAY 785 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:28,093 * TO A BRIGHTER SUMMER DAY 786 00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:31,396 * WHEN I KISSED YOU 787 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:35,867 * AND CALLED YOU SWEETHEART 788 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:42,407 * DO THE CHAIRS IN YOUR PARLOR 789 00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:48,013 * SEEM EMPTY AND BARE 790 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:52,884 * DO YOU GAZE AT YOUR DOORSTEP 791 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,387 * AND PICTURE ME THERE 792 00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:02,160 * IS YOUR HEART FILLED WITH PAIN 793 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:06,998 * SHALL I COME BACK AGAIN 794 00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:13,538 * TELL ME, DEAR ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT * 795 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,006 [ Knocking ] 796 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,178 -MOLLIE ? -WHO IS IT ? -IT'S ME, RONA. 797 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:25,383 -HI, HON. -DO YOU MIND IF I STAY HERE FOR THE NIGHT ? 798 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:28,586 I'M TOO SCARED TO GO BACK TO MY APARTMENT. I WAS ROBBED. 799 00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:31,256 WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY. WHAT HAPPENED ? 800 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,959 I WENT TO PUT THE KEY IN THE DOOR, 801 00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:37,028 AND I SAW IT WAS A LITTLE OPEN. SO I PEEKED MY HEAD IN, 802 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,529 AND THE WHOLE PLACE IS WRECKED. 803 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,232 -OH, GOD, WHAT'D THEY GET? -EVERYTHING. THEY GOT MY TELEPHONE, 804 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:46,137 MY STEREO, MY CAMERA. THEY GOT MY GRANDFATHER'S GOLD WATCH. THAT POCKET WATCH. 805 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,406 -OH, HON. -THEY GOT ALL MY COSTUME JEWELRY, 806 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:50,976 AND SOME OF THAT STUFF WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE. 807 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:54,179 BUT THE WORST THING IS THE MESS: EVERYTHING THROWN AROUND, 808 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,947 JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING ORGANIZED. 809 00:46:56,014 --> 00:47:00,551 -HELP ! FREEZE ! [ Screams ] -STUART, PUT THE GUN DOWN. 810 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:06,557 -RONA, THIS IS MY BROTHER, STUART. -HI. WHAT A SURPRISE. 811 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,559 MOLLIE NEVER SAID SHE HAD A BROTHER. 812 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,428 -HEY, I'M SORRY FOR AIMING THIS THING AT YOU. 813 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:14,299 THAT'S OKAY. NO ONE WAS KILLED. 814 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,268 COME ON, YOU CAN STAY IN MY ROOM TONIGHT. 815 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:20,438 OKAY. UM-- IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 816 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:24,442 -MOLLIE SAID SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU. -OH, YEAH ? 817 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,955 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN. 818 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:39,657 -YOU MOVE ! -NO, YOU SHOVE OVER. THIS IS MY SIDE. 819 00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:41,692 GET OVER ON YOUR SIDE. OOHH. [ Mikey ] WHAT, ARE YOU 820 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,328 OOHH. 821 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,630 [ Mikey ] WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA GET RECOGNIZED ? 822 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,300 -BITCHIN' WHEELS. -YEAH, EXCEPT I GOTTA RIDE BESIDE HER. 823 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,070 -HERE, BUZZ OFF. -GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA MY EYE ! 824 00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:55,573 -YOU GOT A SISTER ? -HUH-UH. -SO MUCH THE BETTER FOR YOU. 825 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,342 YOUR MOM TELLS 'EM TO BE GOOD, THEY DON'T. 826 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,310 THEY JUST POKE YOU IN THE EYE. 827 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,413 WORSE, THEY... TRY AND STAY WITH ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. 828 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,117 -UH-HUH. -WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS, YOUR PARENTS COMPLETELY 829 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:09,955 -FORGET ABOUT YOU. -NO, DUDE. DON'T SAY THAT. 830 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390 YEAH, WELL, THE WAY IT'S GOIN'. SEE YA LATER. 831 00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:13,891 I GOTTA BAIL, DUDE. 832 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,728 [ Quacking ] MOMMY IS SO FUNNY. 833 00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,498 SHE'S ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING SO INVENTIVE. 834 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:23,668 SHE'S THE GREATEST. SHE'S SO CLEVER. 835 00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:26,972 IMAGINE, USING YOUR HAND AND TURNING IT INTO A DUCK. 836 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:30,175 [ Laughing ] [ Mikey Laughing Mockingly ] 837 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,243 SURE, SURE. LAUGH NOW. 838 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,112 WAIT TILL THEY TAKE OUT THAT BIG SHARP THING 839 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:37,482 AND START STICKING YOU WITH IT. HUH ? 840 00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:40,251 I HOPE THEY DON'T STICK ME WITH ANYTHING TODAY. 841 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,687 SHE'LL PROBABLY BE A LITTLE KNOCKED OUT FROM THE SHOT, 842 00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:45,256 SO NO DRIVING OR OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY, HUH ? 843 00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:47,692 I'M ONLY ONE AND I KNOW THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 844 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,261 WHAT'S THAT ? 845 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,530 OH, GOD. I CAN'T WATCH THIS PART. 846 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:57,268 OH... MY... GOD ! [ Crying ] 847 00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,770 SO IT HURTS, DOES IT ? HMM ? HURTS JUST A LITTLE ? 848 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:03,108 [ Crying Continues ] WILL THIS PAIN EVER GO AWAY ? 849 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,576 MAYBE IT WILL, MAYBE IT WON'T. 850 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,279 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 851 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:12,017 LOOK WHAT I'M DOIN'. I'M WALKIN'. I'M-- 852 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,286 [ Grunts ] OH, MY TUSH HURTS. 853 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:18,156 HEY, MY FRIEND'S BACK. 854 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:23,061 [ Toy Squeaks ] OH. NOW I REMEMBER. 855 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:27,065 HE KILLED MY FRIEND. 856 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,701 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, 857 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:34,372 I'M GOING TO LEARN TO WALK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 858 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,377 HEY, MIKE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SEE A MOVIE ? 859 00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:42,313 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU CARRY ME AROUND TOWN FOR ONCE, INSTEAD OF HER, DAD ? 860 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,582 [ Laughing ] YEAH, BITE MY TEETHING RING. 861 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:48,353 ALL RIGHT. WE GOT SCHWARZENEGGER, AND WE GOT BETTY BOOP. 862 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:52,490 OH, TOUGH CALL. THEY'RE BOTH REALLY BUILT. THEY BOTH TALK FUNNY. 863 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,259 WELL, WHAT WOULD ARNOLD SAY IF HE WERE HERE ? 864 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,294 [ Imitating Arnold ] HE'D SAY, "DO IT. WHY DON'T YOU DO IT ? 865 00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:59,530 YOU ARE HERE. SEE MY MOVIE." I DON'T KNOW, ARNOLD. 866 00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:01,299 I THINK THEY'RE A LITTLE YOUNG FOR YOUR MOVIE, DON'T YOU? 867 00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:03,301 YEAH, HE SAYS WE'RE TOO YOUNG. 868 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,536 -ALL RIGHT. -OH, MAN. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA PULL THE... 869 00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:09,340 "SIR, MY KID LEFT HER SHOE INSIDE, CAN I GO GET IT ?" GAG. 870 00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:12,677 -OKAY. COME ON. -HE'S NOT GONNA GO FOR IT. 871 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,381 -SIR, MY KID LEFT HER SHOE INSIDE. CAN WE GET IT ? -YEAH. 872 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,517 -THANKS. -OKAY, I GUESS HE WENT FOR IT. 873 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,887 MIKE, HERE. REMEMBER YOUR OBNOXIOUS ROUTINE, OKAY ? 874 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,889 REMEMBER IT ? I LIVE FOR IT. 875 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,725 -SAY, "POPCORN, POPCORN." -POPCORN, POPCORN, POPCORN ! 876 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,861 -CAN I HELP YOU ? -YEAH, THE KIDS KNOCKED OVER THE POPCORN 877 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:34,132 -IN THE THEATER. -POPCORN, POPCORN, POPCORN! 878 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:35,900 POPCORN, POPCORN ! ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN. JUST A MINUTE. 879 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,337 [ Chuckles ] HEY, I CAN BE OBNOXIOUS TOO. 880 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:43,841 POPCORN, POPCORN ! [ Whining ] 881 00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:47,145 [ Crying ] -POPCORN, POPCORN ! -OKAY. JUST GO. 882 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,313 [Whining, Crying Continue] OH, NO. REALLY ? 883 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,681 -YOU'RE GREAT. THANKS. -OH, YEAH. 884 00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:52,750 -THANKS A LOT. -IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 885 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:53,918 ALWAYS WORKS. 886 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,820 [ James ] LOOK, YOU GUYS. 887 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:58,556 YOU KNOW I'LL BE HOME SOON. BUT IT'S JUST YOUR MOTHER. 888 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,391 IF SHE DOESN'T STOP BOSSING ME AROUND, 889 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,560 I'LL NEVER BE A GOOD DAD, RIGHT ? 890 00:51:02,627 --> 00:51:05,696 I KNOW THAT ICE CREAM DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR ME NOT BEING HOME. 891 00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,666 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW. BUT IT'S A GOOD START. 892 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:11,402 [ Voice Cracking ] I MISS YOU KIDS SO MUCH. 893 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:18,743 PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME, WHATEVER SHE SAYS, OKAY ? 894 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:24,349 AND, REMEMBER, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT ? 895 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,152 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 896 00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:29,154 I THINK IT IS HIS FAULT. 897 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:33,924 -YEAH, WELL, I THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT. -ME? YOU'RE THE BAD ONE. 898 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:37,695 -I MISS YOU SO MUCH. -OH, POP ! 899 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,764 -DO YOU MISS ME ? -YEAH. 900 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:44,502 ICK. MALE BONDING MAKES ME SICK. 901 00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:50,308 -SHE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. -HI ! -OH. THERE YOU GO, MIKE. 902 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:54,212 JIMMY, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY MORE THOUGHT TO WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT ? 903 00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:56,914 * -WHAT ? ABOUT ME BEING A BIG, STUPID SLOB ? - I GOT A SPOON, UH 904 00:51:57,182 --> 00:52:00,318 * I GOT A PLATE, UH, WE'RE GONNA BOOM-A-BOOM-A-BOOM-BOOM * 905 00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:03,254 -NO, NOT ABOUT THAT. -THE PART ABOUT MY BEING MEAN AND SELFISH AND 906 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,323 YOU WANTING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE? 907 00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:07,358 I'M SORRY ! I JUST GOT UPSET BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU APPRECIATED 908 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,227 ME GETTING YOU THAT J... MIKEY, STOP IT ! 909 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:11,696 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ! I'LL DO IT SOFT. 910 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:14,265 * I GOT A SPOON YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ONE OF THE KIDS. * 911 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,001 -I CAN DO THINGS FOR MYSELF. -OH, YEAH, LIKE BECOMING 912 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,504 AN AIRLINE PILOT WHEN YOU ONLY FLY TWO HOURS A WEEK ? 913 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:22,340 -IT'LL TAKE YOU TILL YOU'RE 50. -FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 914 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:25,743 * I GOT MYSELF A JOB. I GOT A PLATE, UH WE GOTTA BOOM-BIDDY-- * 915 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,913 -KNOCK IT OFF ! -KNOCK IT OFF ! -WHOA ! 916 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:32,583 WHY'D THEY DO THAT ? HE WAS JUST WORKING HIS PLATE. 917 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:59,410 * I WAS DREAMIN' OF THE PAST 918 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:06,284 * AND MY HEART WAS BEATING FAST 919 00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:12,590 * I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROL 920 00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:20,431 * I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROL 921 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:26,671 * I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU 922 00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:35,613 * I'M SORRY THAT I MADE YOU CRY 923 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,985 * OH, NOW I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU 924 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,891 * I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY 925 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:53,864 * I WAS FEELIN' INSECURE 926 00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,638 * YOU MIGHT NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE 927 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,513 * I WAS SHIVERING INSIDE 928 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:16,587 * I WAS SHIVERING INSIDE 929 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:22,827 * OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU 930 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:32,870 * I'M SORRY THAT I MADE YOU CRY OH, NOW 931 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:37,041 * I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU 932 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:43,581 * I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY 933 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:47,017 * WATCH OUT I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY LOOK OUT * 934 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:51,055 I'M SORRY, JULIE. [ Kisses ] 935 00:54:52,323 --> 00:54:54,425 'NIGHT, BABY. [ Kisses ] 936 00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:04,301 [ Rona Giggling ] [ Sighs ] [ Whispered Chattering] 937 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,010 [ Stuart ] I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN... 938 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:15,145 [ Both Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. 939 00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:18,883 LISTEN. [ Laughing Continues ] 940 00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:22,520 SO I SAID TO THIS GUY, "WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF IDIOT ?" 941 00:55:22,587 --> 00:55:23,754 [ Rona ] OH, COME ON. 942 00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,155 I DID. -I SAID, "FILE SCHEDULE C." -FILE SCHEDULE C. 943 00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,857 THAT'S RIGHT. [ Laughing Continues ] 944 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,630 YOU WOULD, HUH ? I WOULD WHAT ? 945 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:36,100 FILE SCHEDULE C. YEAH, I WOULD. [ Chuckles ] 946 00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:52,049 OKAY, I CAN DO IT HOLDIN' ON. 947 00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:56,153 BUT I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE COUCH. 948 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:58,856 ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 949 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,033 YEAH, I'M DOIN' IT. I'M DOIN' IT. 950 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:17,241 -I'M GETTIN' THERE. YES ! [ Gasps ] -YOU WALKED ! 951 00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:20,511 I DID IT ! I MADE IT ! I WALKED ! 952 00:56:24,014 --> 00:56:30,455 HONEY, YOU WALKED ! YOU WALKED ! STUART ! YOU WALKED ! 953 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:33,023 JAMES ! JULIE... 954 00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,728 [ Rona ] JIMMY CALLED. HE'S GONNA PICK UP THE KIDS TOMORROW. 955 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,731 [ Mollie ] DID HE ASK TO TALK TO ME AT ALL ? 956 00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,733 WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 957 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:47,738 -FINE, FINE. LET'S WORK. -I GOT A SPOUSE WHO WANTS TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION 958 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,841 INTO AN IRA ACCOUNT, AND HER HUSBAND'S COVERED BY A PENSION PLAN. 959 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,143 YOU'D LOSE A $2,000 DEDUCTION. 960 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,781 I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY. 961 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:59,584 YOU NEED TO DO A SEPARATE AND A JOINT RETURN AND SEE WHICH ONE TURNS OUT BEST. 962 00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:03,220 -I KNOW. -I KNOW YOU KNOW. -I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW. 963 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:06,691 GET A LOAD OF THIS ASSHOLE HERE. HE'S A TEACHER, RIGHT ? 964 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:10,160 SO HE FIGURES THAT HIS CHAIR AND HIS DESK ARE ONE-FOURTH. 965 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:13,197 OF HIS SIX-ROOM APARTMENT. 966 00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:17,568 SO HE DEDUCTS ONE-TWENTY FOURTH OF HIS RESIDENCE AS WORK SPACE. 967 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,236 STUART, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 968 00:57:19,504 --> 00:57:20,805 -HE CAN DO IT. -IT'S ONLY ONE-TWENTY FOURTH, WHO'S GONNA CARE? 969 00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:22,640 FIRST OF ALL, HE HAS A CLASSROOM, 970 00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:26,310 AND HIS SCHOOL HAS A TEACHER'S LOUNGE. THAT'S EMPLOYER-PROVIDED WORKSPACE. 971 00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,312 -YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THAT. -YOU'RE TOO STRICT. 972 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,648 -YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT. -YOU WANNA BE A CRIMINAL ? GOOD. 973 00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:33,250 [ Laughing ] WHAT IS WRONG, DOLL ? 974 00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:36,220 LOOK AT US. IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AT 10:00, 975 00:57:36,487 --> 00:57:38,088 AND WE'RE HERE WITH OUR 1040s. 976 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:42,226 -[ Together ] IT'S TAX SEASON. -I DON'T CARE. WE SHOULD BE OUT, HAVING FUN. 977 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:46,063 HEY, THIS IS FUN. [ Scoffs ] 978 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,966 -I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG. -NO, YOU DON'T. -I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 979 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,768 OKAY, WHAT AM I THINKING ? 980 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:52,870 YOU'RE THINKING ''WHAT'S JIMMY DOING? HE'S OUT THERE HAVING A BALL.'' 981 00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:55,906 [ Scoffs ] YEAH, "BALL" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD. 982 00:57:55,973 --> 00:58:00,711 MOLLIE, COME ON. HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS SISTER'S COUCH WATCHING TV. 983 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:03,581 -HE'S PROBABLY GETTING LAID. -OH, STUART ! -THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 984 00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:04,915 THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED TO HEAR. 985 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,216 MR. WONDERFUL, MY BROTHER. 986 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,185 -IT WAS JUST A PHYSICAL THING. -JUST WORK. 987 00:58:10,755 --> 00:58:14,024 -HEY, RONA. LET'S GO AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT. -OKAY, LET'S GO. 988 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,131 * [ Rock ] LAST NIGHT A LITTLE DANCER 989 00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:25,202 * CAME DANCING TO MY DOOR 990 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:29,840 * LAST NIGHT A LITTLE ANGEL CAME PUMPIN' ON THE FLOOR * 991 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,842 [ Laughing ] [ Giggling ] 992 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,245 WHOA, THIS IS GREAT. MY WIFE WOULD NEVER LET ME DRIVE WITH THE TOP DOWN. 993 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,648 SHE'D TELL ME "IT WOULD CAUSE SKIN CANCER." 994 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,249 AND SHE'D SAY THESE WOULD CAUSE EMPHYSEMA. 995 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,518 AND THIS WOULD CAUSE LIVER DISEASE. 996 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,722 * BECAUSE IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR 997 00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:46,356 * OH, MAN ! SHE CRIED MORE, MORE, MORE 998 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:50,027 * [ Woman Screaming ] WITH A REBEL YELL 999 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,361 * [ Yelling ] SHE CRIED MORE, MORE, MORE * 1000 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:55,032 [ Horn Honking ] WHOA ! WHAT A RUSH ! [ Giggling ] 1001 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:58,168 OH, MAN ! MY WIFE WOULD HAVE HATED THAT. 1002 00:58:58,235 --> 00:59:01,972 HOW DULL ! I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME FUN IN LIFE! 1003 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,341 YOU KNOW WHAT HER IDEA OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY WOULD BE? 1004 00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,877 FORGETTING ONE OF HER VITAMINS. [ Giggles ] 1005 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:10,981 WHAT A SNAIL ! HEY, LET'S GO GET SOME PORK. 1006 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:15,620 * WITH A REBEL YELL MORE, MORE, MORE * 1007 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:23,027 [Children Chatter, Shout] -YOU OKAY? -YEAH. I'M FINE. 1008 00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:26,030 I JUST WISH JAMES WOULD GET HERE SO I CAN GO TO WORK ALREADY. 1009 00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:28,733 OKAY, YOU LITTLE BRAT, LET GO OF HER HEAD ! 1010 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:30,768 LET GO. JUST, JUST-- HEY ! 1011 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:33,804 EVERYBODY IN THE CIRCLE. EVERYBODY IN THE CIRCLE. JUST... GET IN THE CIRCLE. 1012 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,906 [ Screams ] GET IN THE CIRCLE. 1013 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,910 JUST, EVERYBODY TOGETHER. JUST, WHO AM I TALKING TO HERE ? 1014 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:43,013 NOW, EDDIE, RUN THIS POTTY THING BY ME ONE MORE TIME. 1015 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,050 IT'S SIMPLE. YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 1016 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:49,787 -HOW YOU DO THAT ? -YOU GOTTA SAY, "HEY, YO, PEE-PEE. 1017 00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:53,023 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, BUT YOU'RE NOT COMIN' OUT TILL I SAY SO." 1018 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,393 -THE PEE-PEES JUST LISTEN TO YOU ? -SOMETIMES THEY DO, 1019 00:59:56,661 --> 01:00:00,364 SOMETIMES THEY DON'T, BUT THAT'S WHAT THE GROWNUPS ARE THERE FOR. 1020 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:03,333 HEY, BUSTER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? [ Mutters ] 1021 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,672 -HEY, JOEY, NEED SOME HELP? -GET IN A CIRCLE. INDIANS DANCE IN A CIRCLE. 1022 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,273 HEY! 1023 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:12,309 HELP ME. JEWS AND ITALIANS ALL DANCE IN CIRCLES. 1024 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:15,980 COME, KIDS. HELP ME. HELP ME HERE. DO THAT STEP WE DO. 1025 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:18,983 DO THIS, KIDS! 1026 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,058 GOOD! ALL RIGHT. 1027 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,828 -ELVIS! ELVIS! -OOH, ELVIS, MY MAN! 1028 01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,297 COME ON! DANCE, DANCE, DANCE. COME ON! 1029 01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,800 DAMNIT, I'LL SLAP YOU. DANCE! 1030 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:39,036 DANCE! HEY! TWIST, TWIST! 1031 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:41,906 COME ON, TWIST! 1032 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,644 -FOLLOW ME! -FOLLOW HIM! FOLLOW HIM! HERE, I'LL GIVE YA A DOLLAR. FOLLOW! 1033 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:12,069 COME ON, SHOW OFF, GET OUT OF HERE! 1034 01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:35,692 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M HAVING A STROKE. OH, BOY! 1035 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:52,276 HEY COME HERE, ELVIS, I'M YOUR KID, NOT THEM! 1036 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:57,247 YOU HIT ME! YOU HIT ME. HEY, MOLLY. SEE YOU LATER. 1037 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,990 WHAT'S WITH HIM? HE ACTS LIKE I DON'T EVEN EXIST. 1038 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,025 I DON'T GET IT. 1039 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:10,727 AM I LOSING IT? 1040 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,368 OH MAN, JULIE. IF WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR DADDY BACK... 1041 01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:21,205 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOME SERIOUS PACKAGING. 1042 01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:24,141 ARE YOU WITH ME, KID? 1043 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,410 YEAH! LET'S DRESS UP FOR DADDY! 1044 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:31,015 * WHEN I HAVE A BRAND NEW HAIRDO 1045 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:36,053 (LAUGHING) * WITH MY EYELASHES ALL IN CURL 1046 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,524 * I FLOAT AS THE CLOUDS ON AIR DO 1047 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:45,229 * I ENJOY BEING A GIRL 1048 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:50,000 * I FLIP WHEN A FELLOW SENDS ME FLOWERS 1049 01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:54,872 * I DROOL OVER DRESSES MADE OF LACE 1050 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:59,176 * I TALK ON THE TELEPHONE FOR HOURS 1051 01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:03,914 * WITH A POUND AND A HALF OF CREAM UPON MY FACE 1052 01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:09,119 * I'M STRICTLY A FEMALE FEMALE 1053 01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:13,657 * AND MY FUTURE I HOPE WILL BE 1054 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:18,162 * IN THE HOME OF A BRAVE AND FREE MALE 1055 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:24,234 * WHO ENJOYS BEING A GUY 1056 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:31,475 * HAVING A GIRL LIKE ME * 1057 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:36,947 -GEE, HI! -HEY, RONA! YOU LOOK GOOD. -THANKS, DOLL. 1058 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:39,483 ALL RIGHT, BIG BOY. I'LL SEE YOU. 1059 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:41,418 -NO NO, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T GO. -I GOTTA GO! 1060 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:43,287 NO, MOLLY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 1061 01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:46,823 -FOR WHAT? -COME ON, OH, JIMMY, JUST TALK TO HER, COME ON. BE NICE. 1062 01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,561 OH, HI! 1063 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,898 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SUNGLASSES ANYWHERE? 1064 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:57,567 JIMMY, DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY AND WORK OUT SOME OF YOUR PROBLEMS? 1065 01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,570 WHAT PROBLEMS? THE BIGGEST PROBLEM I GOT IS SQUINTING MY EYES ALL DAY. 1066 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:03,040 DON'T YOU EVEN MISS THIS? 1067 01:04:03,107 --> 01:04:06,010 OOH, CALLING OUT THE HEAVY ARTILLERY, HUH? 1068 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,612 -GOD, DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A PUTZ? -OH, PIPE DOWN. 1069 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:13,483 HMM, MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO TRY WHAT EDDIE SAID. 1070 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,953 I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE A TALK WITH MY PEE-PEE. 1071 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,255 I'M GETTING READY TO GO TO THE POTTY, SO DON'T COME OUT. 1072 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:22,159 HMM! I CAN STILL FEEL THEM IN THERE. 1073 01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,462 BUT MAYBE IT'S WORKING. MAYBE EDDIE WAS RIGHT! 1074 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,164 OKAY. LET'S SEE IF I CAN MAKE IT. 1075 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:32,736 I CAN STILL FEEL 'EM. MAYBE THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME. 1076 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:36,073 OKAY, DON'T COME OUT, DON'T COME OUT! 1077 01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:38,608 OOH, IT'S GETTING A LITTLE TOUGHER NOW. 1078 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,644 DON'T COME OUT, I'M ALMOST THERE. 1079 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,647 OOH! I MIGHT MAKE IT. 1080 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:48,585 DON'T COME OUT! OOH, HAD TO PINCH THAT ONE BACK. YEAH. 1081 01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:50,354 OKAY DON'T COME OUT, DON'T COME OUT. 1082 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:54,524 MIGHT MAKE IT! IF I COULD JUST GET THESE DARN PANTS DOWN. 1083 01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:57,027 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD IT... 1084 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:04,068 (GROANS WITH RELIEF) (HALLELUJAH CHORUS PLAYING) 1085 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:09,639 MOMMY, DADDY! MOMMY, DADDY! 1086 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:14,979 -HUH? WHAT? -WHAT IS THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1087 01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:20,050 -OH! HONEY! -OH! MIKE, YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT, BOY. I'M SO... 1088 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:22,352 WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT DONE! 1089 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,788 MIKEY WENT PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY! 1090 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:29,059 (SINGING) PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY! PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY! 1091 01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:35,532 ISN'T IT GREAT, SWEETIE? YOUR BROTHER WENT PEE-PEE! 1092 01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,235 BIG DEAL. I MADE A DOODEY. 1093 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:42,106 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, WHAT A BIG BOY! GOOD BOY! 1094 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:44,508 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN. 1095 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,544 I KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD, IT'S BETTER THAN MONEY, IT'S BETTER THAN AIRPLANES, ITS... 1096 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,546 IT'S BETTER THAN SEX! 1097 01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,715 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT... 1098 01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:56,353 YOU HUNGRY? 1099 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,822 -NO, I GOTTA GO. -I COULD FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 1100 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:01,058 I GOT A NINE O'CLOCK FLIGHT. 1101 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,027 BUT IT'S POURING OUT! 1102 01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,329 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. IT'S BETTER TO BE UP IN THE AIR POURING 1103 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,297 THAN IT IS ON THE GROUND ON THE HIGHWAY IN A CAR! 1104 01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:09,399 WELL, WHOEVER SAID THAT THE HIGHWAY WAS SAFE? 1105 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,969 I MEAN, EVERY YEAR THERE'S 200,000 FATALITIES RELATED TO THE RAIN, AND... 1106 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,580 WANT SOME CHICKEN? 1107 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,316 I DON'T KNOW, IT DEPENDS ON HOW IT TURNS OUT. 1108 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:30,020 OKAY SO WHAT DO YOU NEED? PAPRIKA, VEGETABLES, WHAT... 1109 01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:36,326 GET ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. HEY, MOLLY. DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN? 1110 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,362 UM, NO THANKS, HONEY, I DON'T EAT MEAT. 1111 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:43,667 ...HAVOC IN FIVE STATES. THE FORECAST CALLS FOR INCREASED WINDS.... 1112 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:48,572 THAT'S IT. I HAVE TO TALK TO JIMMY, THIS IS CRAZY. 1113 01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:55,745 HI, THIS IS MOLLIE RIALCO. COULD I SPEAK TO MY HUSBAND JAMES? 1114 01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:58,715 -HE'S ON THE FIELD. -OH HE IS? -YEAH. 1115 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,784 -OH HAS HE TAXIED OUT YET? -NOT YET. 1116 01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:03,253 OH GOOD. COULD YOU HAVE SOMEBODY GO OUT THERE AND GET HIM FOR ME PLEASE? 1117 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,456 -IT'S AN EMERGENCY. -NO. 1118 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,659 -DO YOU THINK YOU COULD REACH HIM ON HIS PHONE? -NO. 1119 01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:14,398 -ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT TERMINAL IS HE IN? -AIRBORNE EXPRESS TERMINAL. 1120 01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,866 -OKAY, GOT IT. WHAT RAMP? -WHAT DO I KNOW? YOU'LL HAVE TO COME IN AND ASK. 1121 01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:18,568 OKAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1122 01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:22,239 STEWART, I'VE GOT TO GO GET JAMES. 1123 01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:24,308 YOU FEED THE KIDS THEIR DINNER, ALL RIGHT? 1124 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,211 AND DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY DIET COKE LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME. 1125 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,683 WAIT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD IT! 1126 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,786 ...NEW YORK CENTER, ONE THREE FIVE POINT NINE. 1127 01:08:11,388 --> 01:08:13,423 MOLLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1128 01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,225 I TOLD THEM THAT THERE WAS A FAMILY EMERGENCY. 1129 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,261 -MOLLIE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. -NO, JIMMY, YOU'RE THE ONE 1130 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,763 -WHO SHOULDN'T BE HERE. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY TONIGHT. -OH, MOLLIE, I'VE TOLD YOU A 1131 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,831 MILLION TIMES. WE FLY AROUND THE WEATHER. 1132 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:25,502 THAT'S JUST IT! YOU CAN'T FLY AROUND IT THIS TIME. IT'S LIKE WALL-TO-WALL STORMS OUT THERE. 1133 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:27,237 DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO THE NEWS? 1134 01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:29,706 -HONEY, THE NEWS ALWAYS UPSETS YOU. -ALL RIGHT, FORGET THE NEWS. 1135 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:33,377 LET'S JUST SAY THAT I HAVE THIS GUT FEELING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE UP THERE! 1136 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,845 WELL WE DON'T NEED YOUR GUT FEELING, WE'VE GO SOPHISTICATED INSTRUMENTS 1137 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,448 THAT TELL ME EXACTLY WHERE I CAN GO AND WHERE I CAN'T GO. 1138 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,917 NOW I GOT MY CLEARANCE, AND I'M LEAVING. SO WOULD YOU PLEASE GO? 1139 01:08:41,185 --> 01:08:43,320 -I'M NOT LEAVING THIS PLANE WITHOUT YOU. -MOLLIE, GET OUT. 1140 01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:45,489 -I'M NOT LEAVING. -GET OUT! -NO! 1141 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:48,292 FOUR SEVEN PAPA, DUE TO ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS, WE'RE CANCELING ALL FLIGHTS 1142 01:08:48,358 --> 01:08:51,261 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. DO YOU READ ME, FOUR SEVEN PAPA? 1143 01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:56,733 OKAY THAT'S FOUR SEVEN PAPA. YOU CAN CANCEL OUR FLIGHT PLAN. 1144 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,402 ROGER, FOUR SEVEN PAPA. 1145 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,405 SO. I GUESS THIS TIME YOUR FEELING IS RIGHT, HUH? 1146 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,273 DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY? 1147 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,343 JIMMY... 1148 01:09:06,410 --> 01:09:10,914 I LOVE YOU. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE IF I'M RIGHT OR WRONG. 1149 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:14,618 (LAUGHS) YOU DO TOO, YOU LIAR. 1150 01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:19,889 WELL, I SORT OF LIKE BEING RIGHT. BUT I DO LOVE YOU. 1151 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,161 I LOVE YOU TOO. 1152 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,511 AUUUGH BOOSH! 1153 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,547 I GOT YOU! 1154 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,650 BOMBS AWAY! 1155 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,954 A LITTLE NAPALM OUGHTTA SLOW YOU DOWN, COLONEL! 1156 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:54,324 THANK GOD THEY LEFT ME WITH A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 1157 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,671 -CHAAAARGE! I GOT YOU! -OH NO! 1158 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,674 YOU ARE MY PRISONER! 1159 01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:14,278 OKAY! I GIVE UP! I SURRENDER! 1160 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,846 YEAH? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SQUIRT IN THE NOSTRIL? 1161 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:22,085 THIS AIN'T OVER. THIS AIN'T OVER. 1162 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,788 I'LL GET MY TROOPS TOGETHER, AND WE'LL BE BACK. 1163 01:10:41,004 --> 01:10:43,407 MIKEY, WATCH JULIE, OKAY? 1164 01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:47,010 WHY, IS SHE GONNA DO SOMETHING BESIDES SLOBBER? 1165 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:58,322 AUUUGH! FREEZE! OKAY. 1166 01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:00,590 OKAY. PUT THE BAG DOWN. 1167 01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:02,826 SLOW, AND NOBODY'S GOING TO GET HURT. 1168 01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:04,394 PUT THE BAG DOWN. 1169 01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:19,275 HEY! STOP! 1170 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:46,503 -MM, THE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE SO EXCITED. -WHO'S TAKING CARE OF THEM? 1171 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:48,438 -STEWART. -STEWART? 1172 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:51,741 -AW, NO. WHAT ARE YA, NUTS? -DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT! 1173 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,781 HOLY COW! 1174 01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:00,384 OKAY, STAY CALM, JUST GO GET UNCLE STEWART. 1175 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,319 UNCLE STEWART! UNCLE STEWART! 1176 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,556 OH, GREAT! 1177 01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:10,093 HEY! SOMEBODY STOP THAT GUY! 1178 01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:20,203 -HEY! WHERE'S MOMMY? -COME ON, JULIE! 1179 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,606 I DON'T KNOW WHERE UNCLE STEWART IS, BUT WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! 1180 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,741 THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH HOT STUFF! 1181 01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,411 MIKEY, THIS STUFF IS SCARY! 1182 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:31,080 -IT'S OKAY, JULIE. -I'M AFRAID! -I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1183 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,650 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT BONEHEAD UNCLE STEWART IS. 1184 01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:37,020 -NOW JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS IN, JULIE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! -MIKEY, IT'S HOT! 1185 01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:54,704 HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 1186 01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,707 -WELL WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO, LET HIM KILL YOU? -OH WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT? 1187 01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,543 STEWART, WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 1188 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:01,545 THEY'RE UPSTAIRS. 1189 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:03,980 (GASPS) OH MY GOD! 1190 01:13:07,484 --> 01:13:08,718 I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS. 1191 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:15,024 OKAY HERE WE GO, I THINK WE'RE SAFE. 1192 01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,861 -WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE. -HOW DID YOU GET DOWN HERE? 1193 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:19,228 WE JUST WALKED. 1194 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:21,698 TECHNICALLY, I WAS PUSHED 1195 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,701 -HONEY, GET HIM OUT AND CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. -OKAY, COME ON, BABY. 1196 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,090 TURN, THEN PRESS... WHOA! 1197 01:13:56,199 --> 01:14:00,036 YES! YES! 1198 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:04,140 SO I CHASE HIM ALL THE WAY DOWN UNTIL HE LANDED ON SOME FIRE ESCAPE 1199 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:08,945 CHASE HIM DOWN THROUGH THIS THING, I JUMP ON THE GUY, AND THEN I SUCKER PUNCHED HIM. 1200 01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:12,048 HE'S AMAZING! ISN'T HE? 1201 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,084 -OH, STEWART, LET'S GET MARRIED! -YEAH! 1202 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:17,754 ALL YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY LUCKY THE FIRE DIDN'T SPREAD BEYOND THE KITCHEN! 1203 01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:20,123 YEAH WELL THANK GOD I GOT THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER! 1204 01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:22,826 I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE FIR EXTINGUISHER. 1205 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,194 -I GOT THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER! -NO, I GOT THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 1206 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:29,566 WHO LEFT THE KIDS WITH STEWART? THAT WAS A PRETTY BONEHEAD IDEA, HUH? 1207 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:32,168 OH... YEAH. 1208 01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,639 GOOD ANSWER. 1209 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:43,680 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU BARBECUING ALL THE TIME. 1210 01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:46,816 -OH, WILL YOU RELAX? -IT'S REALLY NOT GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, MOM. 1211 01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:52,656 WE JUST GOT ONE OF THESE BRAND-NEW OUTDOOR ELECTRIC STOVES, AND THEY'RE... 1212 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:55,224 NO, THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING BAD! 1213 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:58,595 YOU'VE GOTTEN TO BE SUCH A NUDGE, I DON'T KNOW HOW... 1214 01:14:58,662 --> 01:15:05,602 (INDISTINGUISHABLE BICKERING) 1215 01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:15,344 MIKEY, OKAY. YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE HOT STUFF. I DON'T GET IT. 1216 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:18,948 WELL NOW, LISTEN. YOU KNOW, HOT STUFF CAN BE VERY BAD FOR YOU. 1217 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,785 IT'S ESPECIALLY NOT GOOD FOR KIDS AT ALL. 1218 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,787 BUT I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME? 1219 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:25,989 I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS MEAN TO ME AND STUFF. 1220 01:15:26,055 --> 01:15:29,358 YEAH, WELL, I DO HATE YOU A LOT OF THE TIME. 1221 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:33,096 YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. YOU BUG ME. YOU POKE ME IN THE EYE. 1222 01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:36,733 BUT YOU'RE MY SISTER. AND ITS MY JOB TO LOVE YOU. 1223 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,802 WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER. 1224 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:42,572 THE WAY I SEE IT, THERE'S US, AND THERE'S THEM. 1225 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:46,743 YEAH, BIG ONES DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 1226 01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:49,646 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT BIG ONES ARE GONNA DO. 1227 01:15:49,713 --> 01:15:53,149 -THAT'S FOR SURE. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. -YEAH! 1228 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,619 YOU AND ME. 1229 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,787 YOU AND ME? 1230 01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:00,356 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU AND ME. 1231 01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:03,226 -WE'RE THE KIDS! -YEAH! 1232 01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:13,737 ("I GOT YOU, BABE" PLAYING) 1233 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:23,219 OW! OH, MY TUSH HURTS. 101404

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