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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
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- [Lockie] If only life
were like a musical -
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weeks of preparation,
plenty of time to make sure
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you've learned all your lines,
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so when the big moment comes along,
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you're able to say
exactly what you need to.
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- Clark!
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Ashtray, move it!
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- [Lockie] Like, I don't want to play
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net ball with you anymore.
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Or other tricky things like I miss you.
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So why would something
as random as a musical
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pop into my head anyway?
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- Life is like a musical.
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My new adaptation of Shakespeare's
so-called masterpiece,
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Romeo and Juliet, is
entitled Robeot and Juliet.
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A musical.
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- [Lockie] Ms. Twaddle was ready to make
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her dream a reality.
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Sadly for the rest of
us, it was shaping up
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to be more like a nightmare.
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- Set far off in the future, where robot
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and man shall coexist.
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It's against this
backdrop, we bring together
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the timeless tale of tragic young love,
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featuring two unlikely
heroes from opposite sides
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of the tracks.
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- [Lockie] Egg knew all about
the wrong side of the tracks.
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He'd just been released
from enrichment class,
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home to the school's morally malnourished.
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- May I see your re-entry papers?
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- [Lockie] Egg was nervous about returning
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to regular classes again.
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The endless questions
about where he'd been,
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the pain of an old questions' maths test.
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- [Man] You're free to proceed.
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But one false step and you'll be sent
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back to where you came from.
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No questions asked!
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- [Lockie] But most of
all, Egg was nervous
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about seeing Sasha.
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See, recently she gave him an ultimatum.
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- Now, I've expressed interest
in becoming your girlfriend
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and you have yet to
respond to my proposal.
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If I don't receive a
response by close of business
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end of calendar month, the
offer will be withdrawn
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and I'll return to ignoring you.
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This is called a deadline, Egg.
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- Robeot, Robeot,
wherefore art thou Robeot?
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- It's Egg. Remember?
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- Like our android hero, you
too have recently emerged
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from a troubled time in a faraway land!
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You are Robeot!
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Juliet, I have found your leading man.
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Don't you and Sasha make a lovely couple?
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- Relationships, they'll do
in and while you end them.
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And only end in tears once it's all over.
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And even then, you're still traumatised.
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I mean, look at Rev.
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Once you calling each
other's names, one starting
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with B or G.
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It's all over.
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- But Egg, you're acting needy now.
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If you like Sasha, just
say so and get over it.
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Besides, it's not like
you can avoid her now.
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Robeot.
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- Phillip.
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- Sam, what a surprise.
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Didn't expect to see you here.
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- Call me coach, at least
till after the finals.
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So, will we see you down
at the court this Saturday?
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You missed last week's game.
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You're not planning on leaving us
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in the lurch again, are you?
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- Me? Abandoning the team?
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Never heard something so ridiculous.
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(laughing nervously) Is Sarge in?
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- Hello.
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We've just been sprucing up the tea room.
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- Hello Phillip, how can we help?
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- [Phillip] It's probably
not something I should go
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into great detail about. You know.
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In front of a lady.
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- Phillip, why don't you join
Snowy and I in the cells?
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- This is something we've
never had to discuss.
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Frankly, I've never found
myself in this position before.
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It's all very new to me.
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- Well you are of that
particular age group.
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- Under 15s. And it's
all happened so fast.
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I'm not sure I'm ready for these changes.
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- Don't worry son, as
your father, it's my duty
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to guide you through this.
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- [Lockie] Since Ms. Archer
broke up with his dad,
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Egg had been avoiding her.
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- Jeffrey?
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- [Lockie] Not because he didn't like her,
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he just didn't know what to say to her.
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Although it wasn't as
if Egg didn't know what
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he wanted to say.
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- I'm sorry I ruined everything
between you and my dad.
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It was entirely my fault,
and I miss having you
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and your curries around.
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- [Lockie] But instead...
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- Nice day, isn't it?
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- Yes. It's lovely.
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If you're interested,
I've been called upon
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to conduct the band for the musical
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and I could really do with a guitarist.
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- I would, but I'm already booked.
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You're looking at Robeot.
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- I didn't know you were an actor.
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- I'm not. I'm just hoping
some of Rev's talent
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might rub off on me.
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I'm sorry.
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- So how is he, by the way?
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- He's doing great.
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(guitar music)
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- You know, it's not quite the same
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without the recorder part,
but you get the general idea.
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- Nice one, dad.
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- Maybe you should take up the recorder.
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That way, you and I can jam together.
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What do you think?
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- I think you've got to
get out of the house.
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And that t-shirt.
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- You know you may have
a point there, Jeffrey.
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All I need is a good reason
to get out of the house
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and I'm all set.
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- Dad? What would you say
if I got a big gig for you?
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As lead guitarist in a
new theatre spectacular.
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- I think we need to face the truth.
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Phillip is on the cusp of manhood,
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the threshold of the great beyond.
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I think you two need to have a chat.
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- No. I can't chat with Phillip.
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I can't even chat about chatting,
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not after the chat I had with Lockie.
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No, no, you have to have
the chat with Phillip
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and I'll have the chat with Blob when Blob
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is ready for chatting.
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Here, Sarge.
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- Oh no, no, no. I can't.
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I'm not ready.
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- Sarge? All you have to
do is take Phillip aside,
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have a little heart to
heart, explain the changes
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that he's going through
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or catch him off guard
when he least expects it.
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Hand him the book and back out of there.
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In, out, done.
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- Deny thy father and
get with the programme,
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which is human android version 1.0.
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- [Lockie] Rehearsals had
begun, but Egg wasn't prepared.
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He hadn't even read the script.
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- Um, roger that. I'm
receiving your signal
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and it's...
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- It's a big affirmative from me!
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Meaning you're feeling
exactly the same way she does,
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you're ready to commit.
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- [Lockie] Egg knew what the line meant.
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He just wasn't ready to say it.
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- And then you move in for the kiss!
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Woman and robot.
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- [Egg] Move in for what?
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- [Ms. Twaddle] Your first kiss!
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- There's more than one?
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- It's the greatest love story ever told.
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- I've gotta run.
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- Jeffrey?
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- Ms. Twaddle's play is a kiss fest.
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It's like every time she
didn't understand a word,
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she replaced it with a kiss.
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- How many?
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- Let's just say, she didn't
understand a lot of words.
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- Just as well we're not in it.
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- There you are!
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You must be disappointed I
couldn't find parts for you
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in my opus.
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- Yeah.
- What a shame.
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- If you only had a scaric of talent,
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I could have done more.
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However, in the unlikely event of injury
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or malaria outbreak, I'd
like you both to understudy.
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- What?
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We have to learn other people's lines,
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even though we won't get on stage.
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- Yes, all the parts except the nurse.
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- That makes our jobs easier.
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- Oh, it'll give you plenty
of time to work on the sets.
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Well, they're not going
to build themselves.
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I've arranged with the
cleaners for you to stay
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after hours all week.
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(off key instruments playing)
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- Oh, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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- Uh, rehearsals for the new hot band.
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Part of the theatre spectacular.
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- Theatre spectacular?
- Yeah.
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Looks more like a school
musical situation to me.
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Oh, not that there's anything
wrong with a school musical.
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- Did Jeffrey happen
to tell you about this?
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- He said the conductor
urgently needed a guitarist
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and had asked for me specifically.
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- Oh. (laughing)
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I'm sure Jeffrey means well by this,
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but don't feel you have to stay.
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- No, not at all. I'll stay.
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I've changed my t-shirt, after all.
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- [Lockie] The stage was perfectly set,
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but the Rev was still
messing up his lines.
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And he wasn't the only one.
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- Now there comes a
time in every bee's life
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when he grows wings.
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And he wants to leave
the hive and head out
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into the big bad world
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whereupon he may discover
that he wants to fly
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with the birds (clearing
throat) amongst other creatures.
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One day, Phillip, that bee will be you.
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With that in mind, I present to you...
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The little green book.
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Any questions?
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I've got nothing.
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- Sarge? What seems to be the emergency?
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- [Lockie] No one could figure
out what to say that day
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but if life were like a musical, well,
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it'd be a different story.
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♫ You're here
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♫ So I should tell you
what it means to be a man
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♫ You're here
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♫ He's in your law, can
go according to plan
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♫ It's not a simple equation
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♫ It can be all sorts of mayhem
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♫ So you ought to hear it from a relation
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♫ On what it means for
a boy to become a man
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♫ I'm here
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♫ So I should tell you that
I'd like to be your guy
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♫ That there genuinely would be a reply
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♫ But I'm afraid it would end in disaster
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♫ Like when you mix
chocolate through the pasta
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♫ But despite my fears, I'd like to be
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♫ I'd like to be, I'd like to be
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♫ I'd like to be
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♫ Your guy
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♫ I'm here
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♫ So you should tell me
that you want me back again
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♫ Despite
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♫ I made a mess of it just then
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♫ And I'm worried you'll say see ya
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♫ And so
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♫ You suffer from a major
case of acute spontaneous
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♫ Chronic mouth diarrhoea
255
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♫ Actually it's quite
bad but the gist of it is
256
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♫ I want you back again
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♫ Back together again
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♫ I'm here
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♫ You're here
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♫ I'm here
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♫ You're here
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♫ We're here
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- Spit it out, dear.
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- She's right.
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♫ Spit it out, spit it out
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♫ Spit it out, spit it out
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♫ There's nothing to fear
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♫ We're here. Yeah
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[Lockie] But sadly, life isn't a musical.
270
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- I'm going to tell you about
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♫ The birds and the bees
272
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♫ And the little happy trees
273
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- Sarge, why are you singing?
274
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- I have to head out.
275
00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:36,737
Once of Mrs. Gurgly's Siamese
is stuck up a jackaranda.
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- Siamese? What, you have a death wish?
277
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:41,262
- It's Mitsy, the one with no teeth.
278
00:13:41,262 --> 00:13:43,664
- No, I do not want you going
out there without backup.
279
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:45,539
Um, if you've got any questions,
280
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just have a look in the book.
281
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Anything you need to know,
just ask your mother.
282
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:50,198
Right, let's go.
283
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:55,076
- Man, there is a lot of kissing in this.
284
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,087
No wonder Egg is freaking out.
285
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,420
- I still don't know why Sarge thought
286
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,850
the little green book would help.
287
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,113
- I don't see how that little green book
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00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:04,530
helps with anything. It's pretty intense.
289
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,696
- Have you seen what's on page 56?
290
00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,728
- Is it a diagram of someone
turning off the lights
291
00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:11,583
so their brother can get some sleep?
292
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,833
- [Phillip] No. No it certainly is not.
293
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- Big day Saturday.
294
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- It's not often you have one
son performing in a musical
295
00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:25,134
and the other son's got
a big netball match, hm?
296
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:29,446
- It's a shame we can't
be in two places at once.
297
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:33,019
I mean, they both
deserve our full support.
298
00:14:33,019 --> 00:14:37,186
Phillip, in particular, may
require special guidance,
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extra supervision.
300
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:45,668
- Toughen up, Sarge.
Finish what you started.
301
00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:48,495
You're going to that netball
match, end of discussion.
302
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,495
(sighs)
303
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,630
- [Lockie] The big day finally arrived:
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the opening of the musical,
which meant for Egg,
305
00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:58,326
his time was up.
306
00:14:58,326 --> 00:15:00,363
- Any thoughts?
307
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,413
- I'm silver now for 35 minutes.
308
00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,700
- Your response is due
before the show starts.
309
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,634
- You should have made that clear earlier.
310
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,482
- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
311
00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:11,628
- It's time, please! Gather
round, quickly, quickly!
312
00:15:11,628 --> 00:15:14,904
Today is the day. It's
time to seize the moment.
313
00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:18,071
Group hug. Arms up! Hug, hug. Come on.
314
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:24,450
- [Sasha] Robeot, Robeot,
wherefore art thou Robeot?
315
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,892
And not like a real person instead,
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00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:31,059
deny thy father and get with
the programme, which is...
317
00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,003
Which is...
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00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,248
- [Lockie] And for the first time ever,
319
00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:40,704
Sasha was lost for words.
320
00:15:40,704 --> 00:15:43,621
- Human android romance version 1.0
321
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,297
- I can't do this!
322
00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:57,297
- Juliet, Juliet! Juliet, come back!
323
00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:01,242
- What's going on, Blob?
324
00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:02,526
- Here, take this.
325
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,885
- I don't know the lines.
What am I supposed to say?
326
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,718
- Don't ask me. Sasha!
327
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:12,103
- Um, look yonder, I think
I see minstrels approaching.
328
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:16,375
Play something, anything.
329
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,125
(guitar playing)
330
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,429
- You're on.
331
00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:29,945
- I'm not going out there
332
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,862
- You're right. Not in that outfit.
333
00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:36,142
- [Lockie] Meanwhile, Sarge had decided
334
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,956
it was time to toughen up.
335
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,206
- It's secured?
336
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,825
- Check.
337
00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:44,181
- See you, Sarge.
338
00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:47,681
- Wait, you don't have any other questions
339
00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:53,301
about anything? Maybe something you read
340
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:55,218
in a book, for example?
341
00:16:57,395 --> 00:17:00,728
- Well, there is one thing I might need.
342
00:17:02,348 --> 00:17:04,014
Why did you give me the little green book
343
00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,480
in the first place?
344
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,063
- Oh, well, like I
said, there comes a time
345
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,671
in every young bee's life when...
346
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,106
- When they want to quit the netball team
347
00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:16,839
and don't know how to break the news?
348
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,613
- That's the problem? In its entirety?
349
00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:20,446
That's it?
350
00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:21,796
- I have to move on, Sarge.
351
00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:24,131
Netball is getting in the way
of my scientific pursuits.
352
00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:26,601
The girls will be devastated.
353
00:17:26,601 --> 00:17:29,698
- Well, all you could
do is explain to them
354
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,713
how you feel, honestly.
355
00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:33,085
- Phillip!
356
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,871
- Can you be a bit more specific?
357
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,618
- Well, no, not really. There's not really
358
00:17:36,618 --> 00:17:38,508
a little green book for
this so you're just going
359
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,175
to have to speak from the heart.
360
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:43,721
Go.
361
00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:53,082
- Ladies, it's time we had a chat.
362
00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,531
- [Lockie] And Sarge was right.
363
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,967
If you speak from your heart,
364
00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,886
you always get the lines right.
365
00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:00,263
And in those moments, well
366
00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,877
maybe life can be like a musical.
367
00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:06,018
(upbeat music)
368
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,439
♫ I no longer want to play
369
00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:09,398
♫ Say what?
370
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:11,184
♫ The passion's gone away
371
00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:12,185
♫ Why
372
00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:14,244
♫ Gotta chase a Nobel prize
373
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:18,411
♫ Gonna let the ball with you guys
374
00:18:20,947 --> 00:18:23,054
- Honestly, we'll be okay.
375
00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:25,637
(guitar music)
376
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:32,051
♫ I miss you more each day
377
00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:36,858
♫ Come back to me I pray
378
00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:42,422
♫ Till our next jam session
379
00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:47,868
♫ I'll be in a deep depression
380
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,346
- So let's start anew today
381
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:22,848
- I do like you, Sasha. I like you a lot.
382
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:27,815
But how do you know this won't end badly?
383
00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:30,338
Really, really badly?
Like Robeot and Juliet?
384
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,338
- This is real life Egg, not a play.
385
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,121
What's that racket?
386
00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:47,643
- [Lockie] Hearing Rev and
Ms. Archer jamming again,
387
00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:49,483
Egg realised maybe there
can be such a thing
388
00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:52,331
as a happy ending after all.
389
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:56,057
- So this whole needy emotional thing,
390
00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:59,442
this isn't how you'd be
all the time from now on?
391
00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:01,392
If I accepted your offer?
392
00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:03,814
- As if. I'll be too busy nagging you
393
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:05,897
to feel sorry for myself.
394
00:20:07,322 --> 00:20:09,239
- You really mean that?
395
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:20,283
(crowd cheering)
396
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,103
- [Lockie] Unless I could
memorise the whole script
397
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:26,270
in 20 seconds, I was set for
major public humiliation.
398
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,838
What, this couldn't be Mel.
399
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,180
She's someone I surf with,
burp with, fight with.
400
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,212
She couldn't possibly be...
401
00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,398
You're a girl.
402
00:20:37,398 --> 00:20:39,446
- You haven't learned
your lines, have you?
403
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,432
- I don't think that would
matter much right now.
404
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,049
- Quickly, get out there!
405
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,805
- [Lockie] Someone had to save the show.
406
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:46,423
And even though I didn't know my lines,
407
00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:49,335
suddenly the thought of kissing
Mel didn't seem so awful.
408
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,565
Maybe I could do this.
409
00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:53,655
- Lockie, stop. I'm back
410
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,992
- Oh, what a relief.
411
00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,955
- Yeah, totally.
412
00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,205
(clapping)
413
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,947
♫ I did not know what to say
414
00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:13,646
♫ But I followed what my heart
415
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,646
♫ And I found a way
416
00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:30,616
♫ Life's better as a song
417
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:33,515
♫ Add a dance, you can't go wrong
418
00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:36,413
♫ Your problems all just fade away
419
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:39,163
♫ Always, always
420
00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,271
Yeah!
421
00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:56,190
- Brush your teeth next time.
422
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,381
- [Lockie] So if life
can be like a musical
423
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,068
I figured maybe it was
time I tried to create
424
00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:04,318
a musical moment of my own.
425
00:22:12,771 --> 00:22:14,257
(laughing nervously)
426
00:22:14,257 --> 00:22:18,306
- Are you kidding me? That's
so not going to happen.
427
00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:21,981
- What? I was just trying to
reenact the musical, you know?
428
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:23,398
The final finale?
429
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:29,217
Life's better as a song,
add a dance, can't go wrong.
430
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,603
- Come on loser, let's go.
431
00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:34,521
- [Lockie] Truth is, life
is better than a musical.
432
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,975
You might not always know
the right words to say,
433
00:22:36,975 --> 00:22:40,044
or when to say them, that's
what makes it so good.
434
00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:43,711
Because when you get
it right, it's awesome.
435
00:22:46,777 --> 00:22:50,444
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