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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,604 --> 00:00:03,289 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 2 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:06,965 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:09,740 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 4 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:12,739 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 5 00:00:12,739 --> 00:00:16,906 ♫ It was just enough to keep them far away 6 00:00:32,434 --> 00:00:35,189 - [Lockie] If only life were like a musical - 7 00:00:35,189 --> 00:00:37,766 weeks of preparation, plenty of time to make sure 8 00:00:37,766 --> 00:00:39,564 you've learned all your lines, 9 00:00:39,564 --> 00:00:41,620 so when the big moment comes along, 10 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:44,683 you're able to say exactly what you need to. 11 00:00:44,683 --> 00:00:45,516 - Clark! 12 00:00:47,472 --> 00:00:48,839 Ashtray, move it! 13 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:50,550 - [Lockie] Like, I don't want to play 14 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,407 net ball with you anymore. 15 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:55,759 Or other tricky things like I miss you. 16 00:00:55,759 --> 00:00:57,716 So why would something as random as a musical 17 00:00:57,716 --> 00:00:59,862 pop into my head anyway? 18 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:01,945 - Life is like a musical. 19 00:01:03,268 --> 00:01:06,863 My new adaptation of Shakespeare's so-called masterpiece, 20 00:01:06,863 --> 00:01:10,863 Romeo and Juliet, is entitled Robeot and Juliet. 21 00:01:12,612 --> 00:01:13,913 A musical. 22 00:01:13,913 --> 00:01:15,142 - [Lockie] Ms. Twaddle was ready to make 23 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,480 her dream a reality. 24 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,792 Sadly for the rest of us, it was shaping up 25 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:20,295 to be more like a nightmare. 26 00:01:20,295 --> 00:01:22,881 - Set far off in the future, where robot 27 00:01:22,881 --> 00:01:25,181 and man shall coexist. 28 00:01:25,181 --> 00:01:28,561 It's against this backdrop, we bring together 29 00:01:28,561 --> 00:01:31,736 the timeless tale of tragic young love, 30 00:01:31,736 --> 00:01:35,482 featuring two unlikely heroes from opposite sides 31 00:01:35,482 --> 00:01:36,649 of the tracks. 32 00:01:37,643 --> 00:01:40,213 - [Lockie] Egg knew all about the wrong side of the tracks. 33 00:01:40,213 --> 00:01:42,451 He'd just been released from enrichment class, 34 00:01:42,451 --> 00:01:46,193 home to the school's morally malnourished. 35 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:49,224 - May I see your re-entry papers? 36 00:01:49,224 --> 00:01:50,895 - [Lockie] Egg was nervous about returning 37 00:01:50,895 --> 00:01:52,418 to regular classes again. 38 00:01:52,418 --> 00:01:54,706 The endless questions about where he'd been, 39 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:58,123 the pain of an old questions' maths test. 40 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:01,919 - [Man] You're free to proceed. 41 00:02:01,919 --> 00:02:03,841 But one false step and you'll be sent 42 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,423 back to where you came from. 43 00:02:05,423 --> 00:02:07,006 No questions asked! 44 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,009 - [Lockie] But most of all, Egg was nervous 45 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:11,578 about seeing Sasha. 46 00:02:11,578 --> 00:02:14,909 See, recently she gave him an ultimatum. 47 00:02:14,909 --> 00:02:17,914 - Now, I've expressed interest in becoming your girlfriend 48 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:20,341 and you have yet to respond to my proposal. 49 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,880 If I don't receive a response by close of business 50 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,830 end of calendar month, the offer will be withdrawn 51 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:28,203 and I'll return to ignoring you. 52 00:02:28,203 --> 00:02:30,294 This is called a deadline, Egg. 53 00:02:30,294 --> 00:02:33,961 - Robeot, Robeot, wherefore art thou Robeot? 54 00:02:37,488 --> 00:02:39,238 - It's Egg. Remember? 55 00:02:41,042 --> 00:02:44,840 - Like our android hero, you too have recently emerged 56 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,668 from a troubled time in a faraway land! 57 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,918 You are Robeot! 58 00:02:50,074 --> 00:02:52,961 Juliet, I have found your leading man. 59 00:02:52,961 --> 00:02:56,378 Don't you and Sasha make a lovely couple? 60 00:02:57,736 --> 00:03:01,056 - Relationships, they'll do in and while you end them. 61 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,354 And only end in tears once it's all over. 62 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,585 And even then, you're still traumatised. 63 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,239 I mean, look at Rev. 64 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:09,257 Once you calling each other's names, one starting 65 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,746 with B or G. 66 00:03:10,746 --> 00:03:11,971 It's all over. 67 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:14,185 - But Egg, you're acting needy now. 68 00:03:14,185 --> 00:03:17,604 If you like Sasha, just say so and get over it. 69 00:03:17,604 --> 00:03:20,977 Besides, it's not like you can avoid her now. 70 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:21,810 Robeot. 71 00:03:30,621 --> 00:03:31,454 - Phillip. 72 00:03:32,469 --> 00:03:35,038 - Sam, what a surprise. 73 00:03:35,038 --> 00:03:36,827 Didn't expect to see you here. 74 00:03:36,827 --> 00:03:39,412 - Call me coach, at least till after the finals. 75 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:42,560 So, will we see you down at the court this Saturday? 76 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,466 You missed last week's game. 77 00:03:44,466 --> 00:03:45,895 You're not planning on leaving us 78 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:47,987 in the lurch again, are you? 79 00:03:47,987 --> 00:03:50,316 - Me? Abandoning the team? 80 00:03:50,316 --> 00:03:53,410 Never heard something so ridiculous. 81 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:56,994 (laughing nervously) Is Sarge in? 82 00:03:56,994 --> 00:03:57,935 - Hello. 83 00:03:57,935 --> 00:04:01,566 We've just been sprucing up the tea room. 84 00:04:01,566 --> 00:04:05,052 - Hello Phillip, how can we help? 85 00:04:05,052 --> 00:04:06,988 - [Phillip] It's probably not something I should go 86 00:04:06,988 --> 00:04:09,821 into great detail about. You know. 87 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,168 In front of a lady. 88 00:04:15,626 --> 00:04:19,740 - Phillip, why don't you join Snowy and I in the cells? 89 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,259 - This is something we've never had to discuss. 90 00:04:22,259 --> 00:04:26,405 Frankly, I've never found myself in this position before. 91 00:04:26,405 --> 00:04:28,301 It's all very new to me. 92 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,625 - Well you are of that particular age group. 93 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:33,536 - Under 15s. And it's all happened so fast. 94 00:04:33,536 --> 00:04:37,592 I'm not sure I'm ready for these changes. 95 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:40,763 - Don't worry son, as your father, it's my duty 96 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:42,930 to guide you through this. 97 00:04:45,377 --> 00:04:47,390 - [Lockie] Since Ms. Archer broke up with his dad, 98 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,929 Egg had been avoiding her. 99 00:04:48,929 --> 00:04:49,762 - Jeffrey? 100 00:04:50,729 --> 00:04:52,494 - [Lockie] Not because he didn't like her, 101 00:04:52,494 --> 00:04:55,448 he just didn't know what to say to her. 102 00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:58,305 Although it wasn't as if Egg didn't know what 103 00:04:58,305 --> 00:05:00,303 he wanted to say. 104 00:05:00,303 --> 00:05:03,106 - I'm sorry I ruined everything between you and my dad. 105 00:05:03,106 --> 00:05:05,533 It was entirely my fault, and I miss having you 106 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:08,109 and your curries around. 107 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:10,192 - [Lockie] But instead... 108 00:05:13,891 --> 00:05:15,763 - Nice day, isn't it? 109 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:17,346 - Yes. It's lovely. 110 00:05:20,749 --> 00:05:23,360 If you're interested, I've been called upon 111 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,296 to conduct the band for the musical 112 00:05:25,296 --> 00:05:28,185 and I could really do with a guitarist. 113 00:05:28,185 --> 00:05:31,702 - I would, but I'm already booked. 114 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:33,930 You're looking at Robeot. 115 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:35,689 - I didn't know you were an actor. 116 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:37,507 - I'm not. I'm just hoping some of Rev's talent 117 00:05:37,507 --> 00:05:39,174 might rub off on me. 118 00:05:40,476 --> 00:05:41,309 I'm sorry. 119 00:05:43,526 --> 00:05:46,408 - So how is he, by the way? 120 00:05:46,408 --> 00:05:47,991 - He's doing great. 121 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:52,327 (guitar music) 122 00:06:01,869 --> 00:06:03,357 - You know, it's not quite the same 123 00:06:03,357 --> 00:06:06,691 without the recorder part, but you get the general idea. 124 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:07,768 - Nice one, dad. 125 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,711 - Maybe you should take up the recorder. 126 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:11,205 That way, you and I can jam together. 127 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,242 What do you think? 128 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,800 - I think you've got to get out of the house. 129 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,217 And that t-shirt. 130 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:21,013 - You know you may have a point there, Jeffrey. 131 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:24,835 All I need is a good reason to get out of the house 132 00:06:24,835 --> 00:06:26,168 and I'm all set. 133 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:33,025 - Dad? What would you say if I got a big gig for you? 134 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:36,942 As lead guitarist in a new theatre spectacular. 135 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:42,854 - I think we need to face the truth. 136 00:06:42,854 --> 00:06:44,905 Phillip is on the cusp of manhood, 137 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,738 the threshold of the great beyond. 138 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,795 I think you two need to have a chat. 139 00:06:52,795 --> 00:06:55,943 - No. I can't chat with Phillip. 140 00:06:55,943 --> 00:06:57,471 I can't even chat about chatting, 141 00:06:57,471 --> 00:06:58,908 not after the chat I had with Lockie. 142 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:00,664 No, no, you have to have the chat with Phillip 143 00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:02,015 and I'll have the chat with Blob when Blob 144 00:07:02,015 --> 00:07:04,609 is ready for chatting. 145 00:07:04,609 --> 00:07:05,609 Here, Sarge. 146 00:07:06,784 --> 00:07:08,786 - Oh no, no, no. I can't. 147 00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:10,596 I'm not ready. 148 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,621 - Sarge? All you have to do is take Phillip aside, 149 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:17,234 have a little heart to heart, explain the changes 150 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:18,873 that he's going through 151 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,516 or catch him off guard when he least expects it. 152 00:07:21,516 --> 00:07:23,324 Hand him the book and back out of there. 153 00:07:23,324 --> 00:07:24,491 In, out, done. 154 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:35,413 - Deny thy father and get with the programme, 155 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,330 which is human android version 1.0. 156 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:42,271 - [Lockie] Rehearsals had begun, but Egg wasn't prepared. 157 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:44,003 He hadn't even read the script. 158 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:46,977 - Um, roger that. I'm receiving your signal 159 00:07:46,977 --> 00:07:47,894 and it's... 160 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,923 - It's a big affirmative from me! 161 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:53,660 Meaning you're feeling exactly the same way she does, 162 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,037 you're ready to commit. 163 00:07:56,037 --> 00:07:57,907 - [Lockie] Egg knew what the line meant. 164 00:07:57,907 --> 00:08:00,125 He just wasn't ready to say it. 165 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:02,515 - And then you move in for the kiss! 166 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,848 Woman and robot. 167 00:08:05,238 --> 00:08:06,490 - [Egg] Move in for what? 168 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,841 - [Ms. Twaddle] Your first kiss! 169 00:08:07,841 --> 00:08:09,107 - There's more than one? 170 00:08:09,107 --> 00:08:11,361 - It's the greatest love story ever told. 171 00:08:11,361 --> 00:08:12,567 - I've gotta run. 172 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,400 - Jeffrey? 173 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,242 - Ms. Twaddle's play is a kiss fest. 174 00:08:17,242 --> 00:08:19,359 It's like every time she didn't understand a word, 175 00:08:19,359 --> 00:08:21,179 she replaced it with a kiss. 176 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:22,012 - How many? 177 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:24,877 - Let's just say, she didn't understand a lot of words. 178 00:08:24,877 --> 00:08:27,259 - Just as well we're not in it. 179 00:08:27,259 --> 00:08:29,040 - There you are! 180 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,267 You must be disappointed I couldn't find parts for you 181 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:32,370 in my opus. 182 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,112 - Yeah. - What a shame. 183 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:36,403 - If you only had a scaric of talent, 184 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,240 I could have done more. 185 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,475 However, in the unlikely event of injury 186 00:08:41,475 --> 00:08:45,741 or malaria outbreak, I'd like you both to understudy. 187 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,149 - What? 188 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:49,121 We have to learn other people's lines, 189 00:08:49,121 --> 00:08:50,798 even though we won't get on stage. 190 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:54,288 - Yes, all the parts except the nurse. 191 00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:55,642 - That makes our jobs easier. 192 00:08:55,642 --> 00:08:58,394 - Oh, it'll give you plenty of time to work on the sets. 193 00:08:58,394 --> 00:09:00,360 Well, they're not going to build themselves. 194 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,972 I've arranged with the cleaners for you to stay 195 00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:03,722 after hours all week. 196 00:09:06,851 --> 00:09:10,684 (off key instruments playing) 197 00:09:14,672 --> 00:09:15,672 - Oh, hello. 198 00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:18,361 What are you doing here? 199 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:21,000 - Uh, rehearsals for the new hot band. 200 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,877 Part of the theatre spectacular. 201 00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:26,377 - Theatre spectacular? - Yeah. 202 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:32,350 Looks more like a school musical situation to me. 203 00:09:32,350 --> 00:09:35,972 Oh, not that there's anything wrong with a school musical. 204 00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,083 - Did Jeffrey happen to tell you about this? 205 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,779 - He said the conductor urgently needed a guitarist 206 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:43,612 and had asked for me specifically. 207 00:09:44,891 --> 00:09:48,391 - Oh. (laughing) 208 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:50,294 I'm sure Jeffrey means well by this, 209 00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:52,646 but don't feel you have to stay. 210 00:09:52,646 --> 00:09:55,623 - No, not at all. I'll stay. 211 00:09:55,623 --> 00:09:59,007 I've changed my t-shirt, after all. 212 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:00,960 - [Lockie] The stage was perfectly set, 213 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,043 but the Rev was still messing up his lines. 214 00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:05,741 And he wasn't the only one. 215 00:10:05,741 --> 00:10:08,550 - Now there comes a time in every bee's life 216 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,217 when he grows wings. 217 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,139 And he wants to leave the hive and head out 218 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,430 into the big bad world 219 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:20,649 whereupon he may discover that he wants to fly 220 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:25,199 with the birds (clearing throat) amongst other creatures. 221 00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:29,172 One day, Phillip, that bee will be you. 222 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:32,339 With that in mind, I present to you... 223 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,868 The little green book. 224 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:41,514 Any questions? 225 00:10:43,078 --> 00:10:44,495 I've got nothing. 226 00:10:45,528 --> 00:10:48,861 - Sarge? What seems to be the emergency? 227 00:10:49,894 --> 00:10:52,112 - [Lockie] No one could figure out what to say that day 228 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,712 but if life were like a musical, well, 229 00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:56,906 it'd be a different story. 230 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,201 ♫ You're here 231 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,808 ♫ So I should tell you what it means to be a man 232 00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:05,101 ♫ You're here 233 00:11:05,101 --> 00:11:09,289 ♫ He's in your law, can go according to plan 234 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:12,234 ♫ It's not a simple equation 235 00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:16,234 ♫ It can be all sorts of mayhem 236 00:11:17,556 --> 00:11:21,723 ♫ So you ought to hear it from a relation 237 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:27,648 ♫ On what it means for a boy to become a man 238 00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,312 ♫ I'm here 239 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:38,574 ♫ So I should tell you that I'd like to be your guy 240 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:42,741 ♫ That there genuinely would be a reply 241 00:11:44,445 --> 00:11:47,593 ♫ But I'm afraid it would end in disaster 242 00:11:47,593 --> 00:11:50,605 ♫ Like when you mix chocolate through the pasta 243 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:54,533 ♫ But despite my fears, I'd like to be 244 00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,304 ♫ I'd like to be, I'd like to be 245 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,595 ♫ I'd like to be 246 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,845 ♫ Your guy 247 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:04,292 ♫ I'm here 248 00:12:06,378 --> 00:12:10,545 ♫ So you should tell me that you want me back again 249 00:12:11,782 --> 00:12:13,949 ♫ Despite 250 00:12:15,491 --> 00:12:19,491 ♫ I made a mess of it just then 251 00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:23,948 ♫ And I'm worried you'll say see ya 252 00:12:23,948 --> 00:12:26,031 ♫ And so 253 00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:31,256 ♫ You suffer from a major case of acute spontaneous 254 00:12:31,256 --> 00:12:33,699 ♫ Chronic mouth diarrhoea 255 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:37,866 ♫ Actually it's quite bad but the gist of it is 256 00:12:40,424 --> 00:12:44,555 ♫ I want you back again 257 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,722 ♫ Back together again 258 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:53,940 ♫ I'm here 259 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,113 ♫ You're here 260 00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,902 ♫ I'm here 261 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,681 ♫ You're here 262 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:01,811 ♫ We're here 263 00:13:01,811 --> 00:13:03,248 - Spit it out, dear. 264 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,243 - She's right. 265 00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,805 ♫ Spit it out, spit it out 266 00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:07,378 ♫ Spit it out, spit it out 267 00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:10,878 ♫ There's nothing to fear 268 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,537 ♫ We're here. Yeah 269 00:13:17,537 --> 00:13:20,519 [Lockie] But sadly, life isn't a musical. 270 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:23,734 - I'm going to tell you about 271 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:25,683 ♫ The birds and the bees 272 00:13:25,683 --> 00:13:28,311 ♫ And the little happy trees 273 00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:30,976 - Sarge, why are you singing? 274 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,555 - I have to head out. 275 00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:36,737 Once of Mrs. Gurgly's Siamese is stuck up a jackaranda. 276 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,302 - Siamese? What, you have a death wish? 277 00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:41,262 - It's Mitsy, the one with no teeth. 278 00:13:41,262 --> 00:13:43,664 - No, I do not want you going out there without backup. 279 00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:45,539 Um, if you've got any questions, 280 00:13:45,539 --> 00:13:47,125 just have a look in the book. 281 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,865 Anything you need to know, just ask your mother. 282 00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:50,198 Right, let's go. 283 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:55,076 - Man, there is a lot of kissing in this. 284 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,087 No wonder Egg is freaking out. 285 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,420 - I still don't know why Sarge thought 286 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,850 the little green book would help. 287 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,113 - I don't see how that little green book 288 00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:04,530 helps with anything. It's pretty intense. 289 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,696 - Have you seen what's on page 56? 290 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,728 - Is it a diagram of someone turning off the lights 291 00:14:09,728 --> 00:14:11,583 so their brother can get some sleep? 292 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,833 - [Phillip] No. No it certainly is not. 293 00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:17,685 - Big day Saturday. 294 00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:21,865 - It's not often you have one son performing in a musical 295 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:25,134 and the other son's got a big netball match, hm? 296 00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:29,446 - It's a shame we can't be in two places at once. 297 00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:33,019 I mean, they both deserve our full support. 298 00:14:33,019 --> 00:14:37,186 Phillip, in particular, may require special guidance, 299 00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,372 extra supervision. 300 00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:45,668 - Toughen up, Sarge. Finish what you started. 301 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:48,495 You're going to that netball match, end of discussion. 302 00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,495 (sighs) 303 00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,630 - [Lockie] The big day finally arrived: 304 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,518 the opening of the musical, which meant for Egg, 305 00:14:56,518 --> 00:14:58,326 his time was up. 306 00:14:58,326 --> 00:15:00,363 - Any thoughts? 307 00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,413 - I'm silver now for 35 minutes. 308 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,700 - Your response is due before the show starts. 309 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,634 - You should have made that clear earlier. 310 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:08,482 - You're enjoying this, aren't you? 311 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:11,628 - It's time, please! Gather round, quickly, quickly! 312 00:15:11,628 --> 00:15:14,904 Today is the day. It's time to seize the moment. 313 00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:18,071 Group hug. Arms up! Hug, hug. Come on. 314 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:24,450 - [Sasha] Robeot, Robeot, wherefore art thou Robeot? 315 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,892 And not like a real person instead, 316 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:31,059 deny thy father and get with the programme, which is... 317 00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,003 Which is... 318 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,248 - [Lockie] And for the first time ever, 319 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:40,704 Sasha was lost for words. 320 00:15:40,704 --> 00:15:43,621 - Human android romance version 1.0 321 00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,297 - I can't do this! 322 00:15:54,297 --> 00:15:57,297 - Juliet, Juliet! Juliet, come back! 323 00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:01,242 - What's going on, Blob? 324 00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:02,526 - Here, take this. 325 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,885 - I don't know the lines. What am I supposed to say? 326 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,718 - Don't ask me. Sasha! 327 00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:12,103 - Um, look yonder, I think I see minstrels approaching. 328 00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:16,375 Play something, anything. 329 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,125 (guitar playing) 330 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:28,429 - You're on. 331 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:29,945 - I'm not going out there 332 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,862 - You're right. Not in that outfit. 333 00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:36,142 - [Lockie] Meanwhile, Sarge had decided 334 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,956 it was time to toughen up. 335 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,206 - It's secured? 336 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,825 - Check. 337 00:16:42,825 --> 00:16:44,181 - See you, Sarge. 338 00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:47,681 - Wait, you don't have any other questions 339 00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:53,301 about anything? Maybe something you read 340 00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:55,218 in a book, for example? 341 00:16:57,395 --> 00:17:00,728 - Well, there is one thing I might need. 342 00:17:02,348 --> 00:17:04,014 Why did you give me the little green book 343 00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:05,480 in the first place? 344 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,063 - Oh, well, like I said, there comes a time 345 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,671 in every young bee's life when... 346 00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,106 - When they want to quit the netball team 347 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:16,839 and don't know how to break the news? 348 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,613 - That's the problem? In its entirety? 349 00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:20,446 That's it? 350 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:21,796 - I have to move on, Sarge. 351 00:17:21,796 --> 00:17:24,131 Netball is getting in the way of my scientific pursuits. 352 00:17:24,131 --> 00:17:26,601 The girls will be devastated. 353 00:17:26,601 --> 00:17:29,698 - Well, all you could do is explain to them 354 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,713 how you feel, honestly. 355 00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:33,085 - Phillip! 356 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,871 - Can you be a bit more specific? 357 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:36,618 - Well, no, not really. There's not really 358 00:17:36,618 --> 00:17:38,508 a little green book for this so you're just going 359 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,175 to have to speak from the heart. 360 00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:43,721 Go. 361 00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:53,082 - Ladies, it's time we had a chat. 362 00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:54,531 - [Lockie] And Sarge was right. 363 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,967 If you speak from your heart, 364 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,886 you always get the lines right. 365 00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:00,263 And in those moments, well 366 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,877 maybe life can be like a musical. 367 00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:06,018 (upbeat music) 368 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,439 ♫ I no longer want to play 369 00:18:08,439 --> 00:18:09,398 ♫ Say what? 370 00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:11,184 ♫ The passion's gone away 371 00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:12,185 ♫ Why 372 00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:14,244 ♫ Gotta chase a Nobel prize 373 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:18,411 ♫ Gonna let the ball with you guys 374 00:18:20,947 --> 00:18:23,054 - Honestly, we'll be okay. 375 00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:25,637 (guitar music) 376 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:32,051 ♫ I miss you more each day 377 00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:36,858 ♫ Come back to me I pray 378 00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:42,422 ♫ Till our next jam session 379 00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:47,868 ♫ I'll be in a deep depression 380 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,346 - So let's start anew today 381 00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:22,848 - I do like you, Sasha. I like you a lot. 382 00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:27,815 But how do you know this won't end badly? 383 00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:30,338 Really, really badly? Like Robeot and Juliet? 384 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,338 - This is real life Egg, not a play. 385 00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,121 What's that racket? 386 00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:47,643 - [Lockie] Hearing Rev and Ms. Archer jamming again, 387 00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:49,483 Egg realised maybe there can be such a thing 388 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:52,331 as a happy ending after all. 389 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:56,057 - So this whole needy emotional thing, 390 00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:59,442 this isn't how you'd be all the time from now on? 391 00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:01,392 If I accepted your offer? 392 00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:03,814 - As if. I'll be too busy nagging you 393 00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:05,897 to feel sorry for myself. 394 00:20:07,322 --> 00:20:09,239 - You really mean that? 395 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:20,283 (crowd cheering) 396 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:22,103 - [Lockie] Unless I could memorise the whole script 397 00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:26,270 in 20 seconds, I was set for major public humiliation. 398 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,838 What, this couldn't be Mel. 399 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,180 She's someone I surf with, burp with, fight with. 400 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,212 She couldn't possibly be... 401 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,398 You're a girl. 402 00:20:37,398 --> 00:20:39,446 - You haven't learned your lines, have you? 403 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,432 - I don't think that would matter much right now. 404 00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,049 - Quickly, get out there! 405 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,805 - [Lockie] Someone had to save the show. 406 00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:46,423 And even though I didn't know my lines, 407 00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:49,335 suddenly the thought of kissing Mel didn't seem so awful. 408 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,565 Maybe I could do this. 409 00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:53,655 - Lockie, stop. I'm back 410 00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,992 - Oh, what a relief. 411 00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,955 - Yeah, totally. 412 00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,205 (clapping) 413 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,947 ♫ I did not know what to say 414 00:21:11,595 --> 00:21:13,646 ♫ But I followed what my heart 415 00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,646 ♫ And I found a way 416 00:21:28,131 --> 00:21:30,616 ♫ Life's better as a song 417 00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:33,515 ♫ Add a dance, you can't go wrong 418 00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:36,413 ♫ Your problems all just fade away 419 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:39,163 ♫ Always, always 420 00:21:48,438 --> 00:21:49,271 Yeah! 421 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:56,190 - Brush your teeth next time. 422 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,381 - [Lockie] So if life can be like a musical 423 00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,068 I figured maybe it was time I tried to create 424 00:22:02,068 --> 00:22:04,318 a musical moment of my own. 425 00:22:12,771 --> 00:22:14,257 (laughing nervously) 426 00:22:14,257 --> 00:22:18,306 - Are you kidding me? That's so not going to happen. 427 00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:21,981 - What? I was just trying to reenact the musical, you know? 428 00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:23,398 The final finale? 429 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:29,217 Life's better as a song, add a dance, can't go wrong. 430 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,603 - Come on loser, let's go. 431 00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:34,521 - [Lockie] Truth is, life is better than a musical. 432 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,975 You might not always know the right words to say, 433 00:22:36,975 --> 00:22:40,044 or when to say them, that's what makes it so good. 434 00:22:40,044 --> 00:22:43,711 Because when you get it right, it's awesome. 435 00:22:46,777 --> 00:22:50,444 ("Worlds Away" by Jebediah) 31909

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