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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
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(rock music)
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- [Lockie] Okay so what
we're talking about
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this isn't just any old question, hey?
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This is the biggest question
you're ever gonna face
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in your whole life.
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As in, who are we, and
what's to become of us all?
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When we leave school, that is.
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- That's right everybody, that's right,
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say hello to your future.
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- When I give you the word of command
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you will quietly open your booklet
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where you'll find a personality test.
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Did I say personality test?
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Oh dear, Leonard, do what you can.
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- I didn't need some personality test
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to tell me what I was going to do.
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- [Announcer] World surf
champion Lockie Leonard!
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(Lockie cheering)
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- You will turn to the back of the booklet
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where you will find a brief description
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of the career best suited to your score.
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- No surprises here, Lock, as expected,
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ground-breaking research
scientist came in at number one.
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- [Lockie] Uh-huh.
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- And as a last resort,
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a wide range in consultancies
to the NASA space programme.
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What about you Lock?
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- [Lockie] There used to be a time
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when Egg and me were best mates.
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I'd been hoping the results of the test
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might be a useful opener
for an overdue chat.
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- Well what's the suggestion?
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- Saying something in (coughs) doggy care.
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(coughs)
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- Don't stress, Lockie,
the test is just a guide.
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What really matters is
getting out in the workforce
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and making an impact.
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Don't slouch, Egg, it
makes you look unmotivated.
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- Hey, what's up?
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- Who's asking?
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- Gosh, I can't believe you
two haven't already met.
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Lockie, this is Curtis, Curtis, this is--
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- Phil, shut up.
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- That's funny, squeak squeak.
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Curtis can hear a squeak
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but Curtis doesn't see any
teeny weeny little mouse.
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(Curtis laughs)
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- I don't know Lock,
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but I think Egg might've just
got himself a new best friend.
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- [Lockie] And it wasn't
only Phillip and me
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who were thinking about the future.
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New horizons were opening
up for Blob as well.
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(inspirational music)
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- Okay then, everybody listening.
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Deep breath, Joy.
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(Blob gurgles)
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Now my suggestion is perhaps
the time has come when--
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(Blob gurgles)
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This concerns you, Blob.
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We might start thinking about DC.
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(inspirational music)
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- Drinking cocoa?
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- Drooling custard?
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- Dropping clangers?
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- No, I'm talking about.
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(moves into suspenseful music)
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Day care.
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I mean if were up to me I would
keep all of you kids at home
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until they came and hauled Sarge and I
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off to the nursing home,
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but my parenting books all
say it's a jolly good idea
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if Blob starts to learn to socialise
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with other young people.
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(Blob screeches)
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- Let it go.
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- Just a couple of hours a week.
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And then of course all that extra time
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frees me up For all my outside interests.
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- [All] What outside interests?
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- I don't know I'll think of something!
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(frogs croaking)
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(Sarge coughs)
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- Right well um whatever you
think's the fair thing, Joy.
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Right boys?
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- Course!
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(Joy laughs nervously)
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I mean who knows, Blob
might actually love it.
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(Blob gurgles sceptically)
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Right, who wouldn't enjoy an
afternoon a week of day care?
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(Blob gurgles)
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Goodness me, what I wouldn't give
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for a day care facility
for all of us Moms!
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It's my bear!
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(Woman wailing)
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No you wouldn't I--
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(bear squeaks sadly)
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(Joy wails)
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- [Lockie] And with two hours of free time
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every Thursday afternoon,
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Mum was finally able to
explore her outside interests.
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(playful music)
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- I know, let's put the
radio on, shall we Blob?
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That'll cheer things up a bit.
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(radio static)
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That's right,
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we don't have a radio station in Angeles.
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- [Lockie] I wasn't the only one
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worried about my future prospects.
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Across town, Rev was also grasping
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with the bigger questions.
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(rock music playing)
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Apart from wondering if
Egg had eaten his lunch,
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Rev was having second thoughts
about his life's purpose
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and sadly, Egg's careers booklet
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wasn't about to provide
hiim with any comfort.
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- And what might this be?
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- No, no, no, don't look at that!
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It's just some dumb careers guide thing.
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Bit of a joke really.
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- Well, any suggestions, career-wise?
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- Um, well, they think
maybe I wouldn't go to bad
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if I wanted to become a minister like you.
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- Like me?
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(heroic music)
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- See they've listed the
qualities you're supposed to have
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if you're going to be a top reverend.
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- They have?
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- Engaging, effective, inspirational,
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a self-possessed leader of men.
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- Hm, well you learn something every day.
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(Egg laughs)
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- They're talking about you Dad!
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- Well yes, of course they are.
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(laughing)
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- Hello, Angeles, good to see you!
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(Laughs nervously)
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Wow, you're a great audience.
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You know, a funny thing happened
on the way to the rectory.
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Does anybody know what a rectory is?
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- [Lockie] But try as he might,
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the Rev wasn't inspiring the crowd lately,
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and he was beginning to
suspect he might never again.
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- Gosh, Lockie.
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All you children, eh,
growing up so quickly.
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Careers day, day care.
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(Joy laughs nervously)
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Isn't it exciting?
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At this rate I'll be out of a job.
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- You can have mine.
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- Hm, Doggy care.
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Well isn't that fascinating?
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Well I certainly know
where to come for shampoo
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if we ever get a dog.
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- Mom I don't want to
spend the next 30 years
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up to my ears in dog shampoo.
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Why would they think that's
something I wanna do?
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Who do they think I am?
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- Oh I'll admit it, it's not
as immediately exciting as--
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- Groundbreaking research scientist?
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- Or consultant to the space programme.
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(Sarge chuckles)
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- Look, Lockie, Sarge and I
are thrilled just the same.
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- Thrilled!
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(Sarge chuckles unconvincingly)
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- [Lockie] Phillip had offered
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to check through my careers test
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to see where the doggy care
thing might have come from.
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(Phillip sighs)
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- Okay these are only
my preliminary findings,
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so they're subject to
all the usual variables--
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- Phil, just tell me what you think.
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- Well if you're asking me,
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the thing that's pushed you over the line
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into to the touchy-feely,
pet-loving, big-soot camp
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(Phillip sighs)
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I'm sorry Locke, you're way too nice.
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- What?
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- It's a definite trend Locke.
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Way too much consideration for others
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especially our little animal friends.
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- So you're saying if I wanna get ahead
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I should model myself on
bad dudes like Curtis?
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- It's not such a crazy idea.
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Let's face it, he's
certainly cutting through
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with your ex-friend Egg.
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- Too nice!
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I don't believe it.
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- Would you call yourself a people person?
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Most of the time, some of
the time, rarely, never.
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- Joy?
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You're not doing the boys'
careers test are you?
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- Why not?
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They're all growing up so quickly
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I'm gonna have all this
free time on my hands.
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I can be productive too, you know.
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(Joy mumbling)
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- Joy, you are the life and
soul of the Leonard family.
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You are one of the world's
great poems made flesh.
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- So where are my stripes?
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- What do you mean?
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- Mm, where are my stripes?
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You're a sergeant.
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- Yes I am.
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- You have three stripes on your sleeve,
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that's like three big ticks.
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Everybody says, "Ooh look at that Sarge,
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"I bet he know a thing or two."
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- Yes they do.
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(Sarge chuckles)
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- What about me?
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I'm a Mom, I have three lovely children.
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I didn't even get a certificate.
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- Do you want a job?
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- I want a salary.
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I mean what I wouldn't give
for a new washing machine.
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(Joy laughs)
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- What sort of job do you want?
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- I think I'd like a little
job where I smile a lot.
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And everybody would say,
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"Oh, good old Joy, what would
we have done without her?"
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I'd just shrug my shoulders and say,
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(laughs)
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"Get away with you, it's
nothing, my pleasure."
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(frogs croaking)
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- No more Mr Nice Guy.
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I'm heavy dude, right?
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That means no more Mr nice Lockie.
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You talking to me?
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(whispering) Hey, you, you talking to me?
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(metal clanking)
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- Morning Lockie.
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- Hey, you talking to me?
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You talking to me?
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- I only said good morning.
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- Yeah well from now on
yo better watch your step.
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'cause things are gonna
change around here.
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I'm gonna be playing it Curtis-style!
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(dramatic drumming music)
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Hah!
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Hah!
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Hah!
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(Phillip exhales)
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(rock music)
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♫ Get your shoe shoes on
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♫ Get your shoe shoes on
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♫ Aint nobody else they got to go down
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Say yo to the new me,
Lockie's in the house!
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Word, don't come asking me to help
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little old ladies cross the road.
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Do you know what?
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It's not gonna happen.
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And when you see the
banana peel and you think,
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you'd better pick it up
in case someone slips.
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(man screams)
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Well forget that.
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And litter, who cares?
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(man whistles)
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00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:17,681
Okay, the litter thing,
that starts tomorrow.
264
00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:24,286
Look out world, here he comes:
265
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:28,111
Lockie Leonard, looking for aggravation.
266
00:12:28,111 --> 00:12:30,851
Well, that was the general idea,
267
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:35,018
but really, I just wanted Egg
and me to be friends again.
268
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,063
Yo, bro, check it!
269
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:43,919
- Check what?
270
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:47,153
- I've been thinking
things through in my head
271
00:12:47,153 --> 00:12:49,507
and it's time to put being
good back inside the box.
272
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,424
Oh it's time to be bad!
273
00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,959
- Hey Lockie, are you alright?
274
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,799
Do you want me to come
with you to the sick bay?
275
00:12:57,799 --> 00:12:59,757
- Now if it isn't squeak squeak.
276
00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:02,926
Hey squeak squeak, Curtis
couldn't help overhearing.
277
00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:04,209
- Oh really?
278
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:05,042
(laughs nervously)
279
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:06,396
Yeah cool!
280
00:13:06,396 --> 00:13:08,576
- Now, squeak squeak,
281
00:13:08,576 --> 00:13:11,334
it's all well and good to
say you're gonna be bad,
282
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:15,573
but you gotta walk the walk,
not just talk the talk.
283
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,148
- Excuse me?
284
00:13:17,148 --> 00:13:19,052
- Maybe you should help him out
285
00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:20,997
and get totally bad together.
286
00:13:20,997 --> 00:13:22,071
- Excuse me?
287
00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:25,239
- The sun is up, the sky is blue,
288
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:28,622
and Curtis's dog Minsa
needs a gift from you.
289
00:13:28,622 --> 00:13:29,455
- A gift?
290
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,110
- Minsa would like a new collar.
291
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,777
That's a dog collar.
292
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:39,670
Why don't you two bring
Minsa a new collar for me?
293
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:42,337
- You mean like Egg's Dad wears.
294
00:13:43,317 --> 00:13:46,590
- This is your mission should
you choose to accept it.
295
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:47,940
Now why don't you two bad guys
296
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,136
bring Curtis the Rev's dog collar?
297
00:13:50,136 --> 00:13:53,886
Then Curtis will know
how bad you really are.
298
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,150
(dramatic drums playing)
299
00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,510
- Thanks Lockie,
300
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,191
I don't know what you're
trying to prove back there,
301
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,188
but trust me, it didn't work.
302
00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:07,029
- I'm sorry Egg.
303
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:08,609
- And another thing, if
we go ahead with this,
304
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:11,118
this is really gonna mess
with my careers prospects.
305
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:14,132
- Yeah I know but Curtis is
kind of expecting it now.
306
00:14:14,132 --> 00:14:17,416
- That's right and nobody
argues with Curtis.
307
00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,749
Thanks Lockie, thanks a lot.
308
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,042
(gate squeaks)
309
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,393
(organ playing)
310
00:14:26,393 --> 00:14:30,560
- I have been a loyal employee
almost on 15 years now.
311
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:37,008
And I've never once asked for
a promotion or a company car.
312
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:41,175
Now I was hoping if I could
bother you for one tiny thing,
313
00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:44,306
a performance appraisal.
314
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:49,297
Nothing big, just a
quick chat to let me know
315
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:53,130
if I'm on target or in
the wrong job entirely.
316
00:14:57,219 --> 00:15:02,014
The thing is I've never been
much good at anything else,
317
00:15:02,014 --> 00:15:04,571
although there was that
time at theological college
318
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,068
where I worked as a Christmas postman.
319
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,039
Everybody was so pleased to see me,
320
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:13,154
and I felt like I had a message to give.
321
00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:15,433
Perhaps that's the line of work
322
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:18,430
I should have stuck to all along.
323
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:21,338
If you don't have any
time for our face-to-face,
324
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:25,088
I'd be happy with a
written response or sign.
325
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,837
Yes, a sign, that's what I need!
326
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,310
If it's not too much trouble of course?
327
00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:40,112
Well I'm glad we had this chat, amen.
328
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,000
(organ playing)
329
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:49,183
(door slams)
330
00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:56,493
My dog collar's gone!
331
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:58,760
It's a sign!
332
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,177
(thundering)
333
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:05,748
(ominous organ playing)
334
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:30,043
(playful music)
335
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,369
Oh hi there!
336
00:16:38,369 --> 00:16:40,481
(Joy laughs)
337
00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,659
- What are you doing here?
338
00:16:42,659 --> 00:16:46,826
Good works, I suppose, as usual,
comforting the unemployed.
339
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,079
- Yes, yes, we do what we can.
340
00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:51,101
(Rev laughs)
341
00:16:51,101 --> 00:16:52,417
And you?
342
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:55,968
- Oh I, I, I've been
past here that many times
343
00:16:55,968 --> 00:16:57,595
and I've always thought,
344
00:16:57,595 --> 00:17:01,435
"I must pop in and have a look one day."
345
00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:04,140
(both laugh nervously)
346
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,948
(playful music)
347
00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:08,198
- Georgie O'Donnell.
348
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:11,646
Now then Mrs Leonard,
you're looking for job,
349
00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:13,381
will that be full time or casual?
350
00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:14,595
- Two.
351
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:15,677
- You want two jobs?
352
00:17:15,677 --> 00:17:16,510
(Joy laughs nervously)
353
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,404
- Two hours.
354
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,995
- A day?
- A week.
355
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:21,759
- I don't suppose there's
any call for a postman?
356
00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:24,764
- Not really, not since
the email took off.
357
00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:28,931
- At Thursday afternoons from
1:30 until 20 past three?
358
00:17:30,101 --> 00:17:34,361
- And I probably wouldn't be
able to work very many Sundays.
359
00:17:34,361 --> 00:17:38,871
- I'd just like to get out
and talk to a few people.
360
00:17:38,871 --> 00:17:40,895
- My dog collar's gone missing.
361
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:43,984
Maybe Sundays won't be
the problem they were.
362
00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:47,134
- It can get pretty quiet
at home for us Moms.
363
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,159
I mean the radio just sits there and goes
364
00:17:50,159 --> 00:17:52,409
(Joy hums)
365
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:54,963
all day.
366
00:18:00,341 --> 00:18:01,816
- [Lockie] While George
from the job centre
367
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,015
was trying to find them something,
368
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:05,526
he arranged for Mom and the Rev
369
00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:08,199
to have a one-hour trial
at the bowling alley.
370
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,949
(humorous music)
371
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,603
You had to give Mom and
the Rev an A for effort,
372
00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:19,770
and putting their pasts behind
them was more difficult.
373
00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:22,932
- Chicken.
374
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:23,765
(clucking)
375
00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:26,666
Hello my girls, come on, lovely ladies.
376
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,000
- [Lockie] Then of course
377
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,438
there were the interviews.
378
00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:30,835
- Hi there, and welcome to Angeles's
379
00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:33,258
most exciting nugget outlet.
380
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:37,303
- No please, God invented
chicken nuggets for everyone.
381
00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:38,439
- Look I don't think
382
00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:40,708
I'd recommend the chicken nuggets today.
383
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,554
How about a nice green salad instead?
384
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:44,628
Mm.
385
00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:47,309
- [Lockie] So Sasha got the job instead.
386
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:50,670
- Where am I going wrong, Jeff, is it me?
387
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,571
Have I lost my touch?
388
00:18:52,571 --> 00:18:57,039
- Dad I'm sure your dog collar
will turn up any moment.
389
00:18:57,039 --> 00:19:00,405
You've probably just left it somewhere.
390
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,225
- Nah Jeff, I know a sign when I see one.
391
00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:07,944
It's time for me to take a different path,
392
00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:10,884
possibly something in retail.
393
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:11,717
(Egg laughs nervously)
394
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,884
- No Dad you can't, you're the
best minister there ever was.
395
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,958
- No let's face it Jeff,
396
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,087
if our saviour came
back down here to earth,
397
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:23,613
he wouldn't need to
multiply loaves and fishes
398
00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,507
to feed my congregation.
399
00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:29,590
He'd have to take most of
it home in a doggy bag.
400
00:19:31,777 --> 00:19:33,316
- We've gotta get Dad's dog collar back.
401
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:34,685
- What's Curtis gonna say?
402
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:35,518
He'll freak!
403
00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:38,186
- I know he will, better start praying.
404
00:19:38,186 --> 00:19:39,019
- Yeah.
405
00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:41,807
(angelic music)
406
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:45,779
- Did I hear you two fellas
were looking for a dog collar?
407
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:48,467
- You did?
- How'd you know that?
408
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:51,577
- I move in mysterious ways.
409
00:19:51,577 --> 00:19:54,327
(humorous music)
410
00:19:58,528 --> 00:19:59,778
- That's Minsa?
411
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:05,007
(dog barking and whining)
412
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,257
- Let's get it!
413
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:08,258
Thank you!
414
00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,352
- My pleasure!
415
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:13,078
- Hey Lockie, does this feel
the right thing to be doing?
416
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,078
- Massively.
417
00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:18,479
(phone ringing)
418
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,479
- Yes hello.
419
00:20:20,743 --> 00:20:23,053
Oh hello Headmaster.
420
00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:24,082
- [Lockie] A miracle!
421
00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:26,346
The chaplain at Angeles
High had broken his leg,
422
00:20:26,346 --> 00:20:29,684
and they needed someone
to fill in, urgently.
423
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,275
(angelic music)
424
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:34,025
- It's a sign, somebody needs me.
425
00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:38,613
Sorry, no.
426
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,613
I mean yes, of course I'm available.
427
00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:46,074
- [Lockie] Meanwhile Mom
got a phone call too.
428
00:20:46,074 --> 00:20:50,922
- I'm confused, why did
you want to meet me here?
429
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:53,083
- Community radio station.
430
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,445
It checked out a few years ago now,
431
00:20:55,445 --> 00:20:57,123
but I'm sure someone like you
432
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,584
could get it up and running in no time.
433
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:02,428
- (laughing) Me?
434
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,973
Do you really think so?
435
00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:06,693
- Talking to all those all
those other Moms at home?
436
00:21:06,693 --> 00:21:08,279
I'm sure of it.
437
00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:10,311
You see Joy, it's my job to listen
438
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:14,351
and steer people in the right direction.
439
00:21:14,351 --> 00:21:17,184
My card in case you want me again.
440
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,785
(angelic music)
441
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:24,838
- [Lockie] Radio Angeles
442
00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:26,048
was going to be pretty important to Mom
443
00:21:26,048 --> 00:21:29,965
in the weeks to come,
but that's another story.
444
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,297
The Rev's big questions had been answered,
445
00:21:33,297 --> 00:21:34,130
he was in the right job after all,
446
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:36,833
and his future looked bright.
447
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,867
But the tricky thing about life,
448
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:41,107
just when you think you've got it sorted,
449
00:21:41,107 --> 00:21:43,657
another bigger question is
always lurking around the corner.
450
00:21:43,657 --> 00:21:45,490
- Hold it right there!
451
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:50,003
You two took something
that belonged to me.
452
00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:54,801
(Curtis laughing)
453
00:21:56,902 --> 00:21:58,669
Hey that took guts!
454
00:21:58,669 --> 00:22:00,649
Curtis likes you guys.
455
00:22:00,649 --> 00:22:03,654
We're gonna be making lots
more mischief together,
456
00:22:03,654 --> 00:22:07,071
that's every day of the week from now on.
457
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,416
- [Lockie] But not everything
458
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,157
can be answered right away.
459
00:22:12,157 --> 00:22:15,740
And sometimes it's out
of our hands anyway.
460
00:22:18,444 --> 00:22:20,861
(rock music)
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