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("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
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(bell rings)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
So now that Vicki and I
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were the it couple of
Angelus, we were big news.
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We were the talk of the town.
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It seemed we couldn't do anything
without making headlines.
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Suddenly, everyone wanted
to know everything about us.
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And when people got bored with the truth,
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they started making stuff up.
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Before we knew it, the lies
were spreading out of control.
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(screams)
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And while we were hogging the front page,
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- Sorry, didn't see ya.
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- Not your fault.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Mum
was struggling to get
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a couple of lines down the
back near the crossword.
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- Reports that mum has just washed her
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5,017th pair of underpants,
cleaned the toilet 2,282 times
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and hasn't had a holiday in 5,110 days.
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Huh.
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(baby babbling)
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- Sorry, mum, didn't see you there.
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- Get me a sports uniform, mum.
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- My lunchbox is cracked too by the way
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and I need a note exempting
me from the English excursion.
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- Socks are letting me down a bit, Joy.
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I've got three pairs now
giving the old big toe
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a little bit more liberty than I noticed.
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Oh, what's that, Clark?
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- [Clark] Da-da.
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- Oh well we can't have
that going on, can we?
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Since you've got the
needle and thread out,
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if you could have a look at that too.
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Thanks, mum.
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- And then there's the
shed for the chooks.
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- The chooks?
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- Passive soil, extensive use
of earth friendly materials.
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Food scraps travel down from
the kitchen window here,
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eggs released into there,
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you can collect them without
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actually entering the enclosure.
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- And if I just add water,
it will spring up by itself.
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- It is very advanced, but you're right,
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it won't build itself.
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That's where you'll need to get involved,
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at least for the hardware store.
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- I'll just leave the offending socks
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on the ironing board, mum.
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- Joy.
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- Sorry?
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- Well because strictly speaking,
I'm not actually your mum,
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so you can call me Joy or
Mrs. Leonard, if you prefer,
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but let's for the first time
in 5,110 days, give mum a rest.
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Shall we?
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Yes, I hear you, I'm coming!
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Alright!
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(loud clanging)
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(muttering)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Freeze, Leonard.
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- What are you doing, Sarge?
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- I think you need a
personal development day.
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It's about 5,110 days
overdue, if you ask me.
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- Goodness, it doesn't have to be today.
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- Shh, no baby to take care of, hmm?
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No, no, no.
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No oven to clean, no, no.
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Give me the apron.
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Hand me the apron and step back.
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Apron.
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Now step back.
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And it's not mum today, no, no, no.
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It's Joy.
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(upbeat rock music)
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(children screaming)
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- Give 'em some room.
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- Is it true you're a snot gobbler?
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- Of course it's not true.
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- Martin saw it, said it was
some serious booger munching.
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- I do not eat snot.
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Not even Lockie, it's disgusting.
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- So you think Lockie's disgusting?
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- Are you gonna break up with him?
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- [Boy] It's over.
- [Girl] You're finished.
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- [Boy] Lockie's done!
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(shouting)
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- Just leave her alone!
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- You know, the fastest way to get rid
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of a lingering question is to do the quiz.
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- The quiz?
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- The Planet Girl Magazine
compatibility quiz.
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All the significant Angelus
High couples have taken it.
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It shows whether you're gold, silver,
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bronze or aluminium foil.
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How does it do that, you ask?
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Let's face it, most friendships
start with a bit of a hunch.
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You like the uniform.
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You get the drift.
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But the quiz takes away your uniform.
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It strips you bare.
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It'll tell us if, as a couple,
you'll go the distance.
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You and Vicki answer these
multiple choice questions
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and then we tally up the results.
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If you score well enough,
it'll show you're really solid
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and the rumours will stop.
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That's what you want, isn't it?
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- Alright, we'll do the quiz.
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(classmates muttering)
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- We will?
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- One for you and one for you.
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Comparing answers will result
in immediate disqualification.
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- We give up.
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- Well, well, well, what
a happy turn of events.
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- She's not, she's not
staying here, right?
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- No, couldn't keep her here if I tried.
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Nah, we'll be out on the beat in a flash.
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- But policing is no place for a
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- Baby?
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- Fear not, she's been around
the block more than once.
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Haven't you, Constable Blob?
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(baby babbling)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Unlike Blob,
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mom didn't have a constable hat.
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When Sarge took away mom's apron,
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he sort of took away her uniform,
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so she raided her wardrobe for a new one.
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(calm music)
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But nothing seemed the right fit.
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And without a uniform,
mom felt totally exposed,
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as if she were walking around naked.
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- Oh, no arguments, Pamela!
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Mrs. Leonard!
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This here is Lockie's mum.
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Fancy a game, Joy?
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- Three against one?
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- How long since you did
something for yourself, Joy?
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Name three things you bought
in the last month just for you.
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- Well
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- What's the last nice
thing your family organised
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to make your life better?
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- Renovations.
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- Sauna, spa?
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- My youngest, Phillip, has
designed me a chicken enclosure.
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The eggs will be a
tremendous benefit to me.
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(laughing)
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- Well, thanks for the game,
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but I have a few supplies
I need to pick up
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for the renovations.
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(sighs)
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- The only nails that are getting
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any attention today are these.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover] Mum was trapped.
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Without her uniform, she wasn't
sure who she was anymore.
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- It's your time now.
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It's Joy time.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover]
And so when Vicki's mum
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offered her a new uniform to try on,
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- Here have this, I have plenty.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover] She was tempted.
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(upbeat music)
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- You're walking along the street
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and you see $100 fall
out of someone's pocket.
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By the time you pick it
up, the person is gone.
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- Is it in notes or coins?
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- Do you A, take it to the
police, B, put your foot over it
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and stand there 'til
everyone has gone home, or C,
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pick it up and run like crazy?
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- I'm just not sure why that's a question.
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- Finish this sequence:
fish finger, basketball
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- Um, Sasha, this compatibility quiz,
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I'm not totally sure I get it.
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- I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
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It's not like you'll
ever need to answer one.
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- Why not?
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- Um, hello, look at you,
at how you present yourself.
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Actually, with a milligramme of style,
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you could do something with yourself.
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- I could?
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- But you don't have
it, so what can you do?
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That's what he doesn't have.
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- Certainly.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover]
Constable Blob didn't
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have any problem slipping
back into her old uniform.
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She was having a fine old time.
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- Four o'clock, male suspect,
dark hair, gym shoes.
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- Sorry, you're gonna have to translate
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your vision there, Constable Wattle.
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- That is a jay walker waiting to happen.
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Lowest of the low.
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(baby babbling)
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- Alright, there's no need for
the vitriol, Constable Blob.
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Not unless crime actually is committed.
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If it ever actually is.
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Go and help the good
citizen there, Snowy, go.
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(uneasy music)
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- Hey you, hands in the air.
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- Hang on a minute, Constable Wattle,
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his foot was clearly on the line.
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- No way.
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- I believe it was and I also
believe in a case like this,
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it's best to err on the side of caution.
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(baby babbling)
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What's that?
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No, I do not need glasses, his
foot was clearly on the line.
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- She's the one in the perch, Sarge.
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Best vantage point to make the call.
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- So you're sure?
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(baby coos)
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- You're nicked.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hello, mum.
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- Joy.
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- Hello, boys.
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- I'm sure you'll be very comfortable.
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Um, um.
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This is a bit embarrassing.
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I'm sure there's a good
explanation for why
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your home isn't quite ready yet.
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- What's, um
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What's happened to your nails, love?
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- Do you like them?
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- Well, they look a little--
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- Weird.
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Dangerous.
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- Come inside, there's cake.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover] It
was about to get weirder.
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Mum had served up a cake
we could actually eat.
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- Did you cook this?
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- On your own?
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- No, I bought it.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover]
Mum doesn't buy cakes,
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she bakes them.
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And they're hard and
rubbery and full of love.
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- So tomorrow some of the girls
are getting together again
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and I thought that
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Oh, it doesn't matter.
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It's nothing.
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I was just gonna see about
having another one tomorrow.
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Another PDD.
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- [Lockie's Voiceover]
Personal Development Day.
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- Oh.
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- Oh.
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- Oh.
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- No, I think that's a terrific idea, Joy.
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In principle, I'm in full support.
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- But?
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- No big buts, it's just
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I'm a little bit worried about
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Blob's attitude down at the station.
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- Oh?
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- She's quite gung-ho.
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- Oh.
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Well, it really doesn't matter.
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- Nah, oh, I'm sure it was just nerves.
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00:13:29,748 --> 00:13:31,650
We'll be, we'll be fine.
261
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:34,236
You, uh, you get on the phone
and let those ladies know
262
00:13:34,236 --> 00:13:37,903
that you're going to
be part of their plans.
263
00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:42,544
- What about the chook shed?
264
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,663
- That's just gonna have
to go in the backseat
265
00:13:43,663 --> 00:13:45,996
for a little while, Phillip.
266
00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:51,350
- Would you rather A, run down the street
267
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:55,517
in your underpants, B, sit on
a cactus, or C, kiss a baboon?
268
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,724
How about, D, go for a surf instead?
269
00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:02,557
(chicken crowing)
270
00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:03,390
Woah!
271
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,688
(chickens clucking)
272
00:14:04,688 --> 00:14:09,596
- Look out, Lockie, they're
traumatised enough as it is.
273
00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:12,679
I know, it's hardly five star, is it?
274
00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:19,207
Seriously, Lockie, who is that woman?
275
00:14:19,207 --> 00:14:22,040
And what has she done with my mum?
276
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:23,884
- I'm sure I could do this better
277
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:26,134
if I just had a quick surf.
278
00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:29,417
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
I needed a serious break
279
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,639
and there was only place
guaranteed not to care
280
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,832
who I really, really was.
281
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,415
(upbeat music)
282
00:14:39,641 --> 00:14:41,316
Only one place where it
didn't matter one bit
283
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:44,049
about every itch I ever scratched.
284
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,799
(dramatic music)
285
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:51,246
- Hey.
286
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,542
How'd it go with the quiz?
287
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:54,913
- Good, you?
288
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,725
- Yeah, good.
289
00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:58,718
- Struggling a bit with
what breed of dog I am.
290
00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:00,358
- Hmm, me too.
291
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,589
- See how alike we are.
292
00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:02,991
- Peas in a pod.
293
00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:04,358
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
And we were the same.
294
00:15:04,358 --> 00:15:06,897
We were both lying our backsides off.
295
00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:10,151
Neither of us had done more
than the first three questions.
296
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,852
- Hey.
- Hey, Egg, how are you?
297
00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:13,614
- Egg, this afternoon after school,
298
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:14,753
you're getting a makeover.
299
00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:15,586
- This afternoon?
300
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,346
- Clean socks, no product in your hair.
301
00:15:18,346 --> 00:15:19,503
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
Apparently, that was important
302
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,670
when you're about to renovate someone.
303
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:25,791
- Leonard.
304
00:15:27,412 --> 00:15:29,079
- Yes, Mr. Squasher.
305
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:35,148
- Perhaps you'd care to share
your insights with the class.
306
00:15:35,148 --> 00:15:35,992
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
This was so not a note
307
00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:38,835
I was actually planning to give to Vicki.
308
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:40,375
- Come on now.
309
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:43,292
I'm sure they'll all be fascinated.
310
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,414
What's it going to be, Leonard?
311
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,081
Will you read it out or shall I?
312
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:51,813
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
And for a second there,
313
00:15:51,813 --> 00:15:53,527
I thought about eating it.
314
00:15:53,527 --> 00:15:56,610
It had started out as a note for her.
315
00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:03,105
- Sometimes I think you're
as playful as a Pomeranian
316
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:06,980
(laughing)
317
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,813
- [Lockie's Voiceover] But then it
318
00:16:07,813 --> 00:16:09,181
kind of turned into a doodle.
319
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:12,300
- But when your hair is wet,
320
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,133
I think you're more like a poodle.
321
00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:18,408
(laughing)
322
00:16:23,076 --> 00:16:24,813
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Should've eaten it.
323
00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:25,646
(chickens clucking)
324
00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:27,111
- I do try.
325
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:27,944
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Back at home,
326
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:30,300
mom was having a great
time with her girls.
327
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,217
- Too true.
328
00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,444
- [Lockie's Voiceover] The
other mums were here for a pedi.
329
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:37,119
Vicki told me that's
short for something you do
330
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,127
to make your toenails less ugly.
331
00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:40,352
- Look at this, girls.
332
00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:41,444
I've heard of free range chickens,
333
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,317
but this is taking
things a bit far, is it?
334
00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:45,567
(laughing)
335
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,189
- Off with those sandals, Joy.
336
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:50,811
It's time to complete the makeover.
337
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:53,394
(gentle music)
338
00:16:58,468 --> 00:16:59,610
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Mum
decided her new uniform
339
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,943
didn't fit so well after all
340
00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:05,549
and she preferred her old own.
341
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:12,561
- I'm sorry, I don't
think this is really me.
342
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,381
(thunder rumbles)
343
00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:29,700
- Hello, mum.
344
00:17:31,937 --> 00:17:34,070
You built the chook shed.
345
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,888
(laughing)
346
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,745
- The girls and I have had a riot.
347
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:40,935
- [Lockie's Voiceover] So mum
was back in her old uniform,
348
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:45,064
but meanwhile, Sasha was
determined to change Egg's.
349
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,914
- Don't make me come in there, Egg.
350
00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:48,747
Alright.
351
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,169
- [Egg] No, stop, ow!
352
00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:53,479
Sasha, that won't come off.
353
00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:54,828
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Egg's boots,
354
00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:56,090
and they wouldn't come off
355
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,266
because Egg had been wearing
his Bogen uniform for so long,
356
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,599
it was like his second skin.
357
00:18:14,488 --> 00:18:17,321
(electric guitar)
358
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,503
- I don't think Jeffrey's home yet.
359
00:18:29,503 --> 00:18:32,051
He shouldn't be too long.
360
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,664
(phone ringing)
361
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,211
Excuse me.
362
00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:36,537
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Egg's
new uniform was so good,
363
00:18:36,537 --> 00:18:38,787
no one even recognised him.
364
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,236
Mum and Sarge decided it was time for Blob
365
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:55,819
to hang up her hat for a while.
366
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:00,309
- Blob?
367
00:19:00,309 --> 00:19:01,822
- Play date today.
368
00:19:01,822 --> 00:19:02,698
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
But not without busting
369
00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:03,943
Constable Wattle as being
370
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,583
a bit of a softy beneath her badge.
371
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,416
- G'day.
372
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,314
This thing's killing my back anyways.
373
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,963
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Which
just leaves Vicki and me.
374
00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:17,341
- The poodle thing, it was meant
in the nicest possible way.
375
00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:18,756
It was a doodle.
376
00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:22,788
- Yeah, I could see that
like a poodle doodle.
377
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:26,411
- [Lockie's Voiceover] Okay,
I never said I was a genius,
378
00:19:26,411 --> 00:19:30,096
but even I could sense
something weird was going on.
379
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:33,513
- Vick? It's not about the poodle, is it?
380
00:19:36,228 --> 00:19:37,363
- And I don't know the answer, Lockie.
381
00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:40,012
I don't know if I'm a
pumpkin or a turnip or
382
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:40,976
- [Lockie's Voiceover] I'm not sure how,
383
00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:43,804
but we jumped from animal to vegetable.
384
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:45,842
- And if I say pumpkin and
I was meant to say turnip,
385
00:19:45,842 --> 00:19:48,951
then the quiz is gonna say
that we're not compatible.
386
00:19:48,951 --> 00:19:50,529
And I don't know, it's just, I mean,
387
00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:52,856
what if the quiz says that
I'm not a pumpkin or a turnip?
388
00:19:52,856 --> 00:19:54,591
What if it says that I'm
actually a fruit loop
389
00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:58,391
and that I say weird things
and sometimes I do weird things
390
00:19:58,391 --> 00:20:00,896
like messed up things, you know?
391
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,711
And I know it sounds completely stupid,
392
00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:06,787
but that stuff's not really
for everyone to know.
393
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:08,954
It's just for you to know.
394
00:20:12,706 --> 00:20:15,114
- Vick, I don't care what
the stupid quiz says.
395
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,531
- You don't care?
396
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,586
Then why did you suggest
397
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,228
we do the stupid quiz in the first place?
398
00:20:21,228 --> 00:20:22,061
- Because I thought it would
399
00:20:22,061 --> 00:20:23,364
make everyone go away for five minutes
400
00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:26,667
just so things could go back
to being just the two of us.
401
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,527
- So basically you think the same as I do?
402
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,970
- And you know what else?
403
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:34,753
Right now, I think I like
you more than surfing.
404
00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:37,212
- Don't be ridiculous, Lockie Leonard.
405
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:39,083
- [Lockie's Voiceover] But I kind of did.
406
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,157
- And you're the only pumpkin
or turnip or fruit loop
407
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,453
I wanna hang out with.
408
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:43,705
- Do you know how crazy that sounds?
409
00:20:43,705 --> 00:20:46,029
- Mm, completely fruity.
410
00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:46,862
- Totally.
411
00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:49,597
- Here, give me your quiz.
412
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:50,772
- [Lockie's Voiceover] I
finally had some homework
413
00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,439
I didn't mind doing.
414
00:20:54,055 --> 00:20:56,233
I'm not gonna string it
out like a bad game show,
415
00:20:56,233 --> 00:21:00,481
no 25 commercial breaks
before you get the results.
416
00:21:00,481 --> 00:21:02,481
- Wrong, wrong, oh dear.
417
00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:09,308
This is not looking good.
418
00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:11,324
- [Lockie's Voiceover]
So here's the scoop.
419
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,508
I ticked every opposite box there was.
420
00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:18,366
If I ticked black for me,
for Vicki, I ticked white.
421
00:21:18,366 --> 00:21:21,766
And it worked, people lost interest,
422
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:22,599
not that it took them long
423
00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:25,599
to find something new to talk about.
424
00:21:26,454 --> 00:21:28,234
(camera shutter)
425
00:21:28,234 --> 00:21:30,817
(upbeat music)
426
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:44,511
Yep, we were yesterday's news
427
00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:47,754
and I don't think we could've
been happier about it.
428
00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:50,004
(laughing)
429
00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:02,515
("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
430
00:22:25,028 --> 00:22:29,195
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
431
00:22:37,412 --> 00:22:40,020
♫ Worlds away from anyone
432
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:43,722
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
433
00:22:43,722 --> 00:22:46,408
♫ Worlds away from anyone
434
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,788
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
435
00:22:49,788 --> 00:22:53,955
♫ It was just enough to keep them far away
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