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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,411 --> 00:00:03,719 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 2 00:00:03,719 --> 00:00:07,020 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 3 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:09,993 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 4 00:00:09,993 --> 00:00:13,593 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 5 00:00:13,593 --> 00:00:17,760 ♫ It was just enough to keep them far away 6 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,052 (upbeat music) 7 00:00:52,905 --> 00:00:55,809 - Okay, so you'd have to say out here, 8 00:00:55,809 --> 00:00:59,726 this is a place that makes perfect logical sense. 9 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,647 You know, where some of the very best bits 10 00:01:01,647 --> 00:01:04,087 that make up the universe have come together 11 00:01:04,087 --> 00:01:07,420 to add up to something else even better. 12 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:13,270 Yep, big wide open sky, plus big fat swell equals awesome. 13 00:01:16,236 --> 00:01:18,054 You'd be hard pressed finding anything more straight forward 14 00:01:18,054 --> 00:01:19,637 than that equation. 15 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,598 But that's not to say everything in life fits together 16 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:25,931 so easily or with such little confusion. 17 00:01:27,444 --> 00:01:29,796 Take algebra for example. 18 00:01:29,796 --> 00:01:32,998 What hairy corner of the universe did it come from? 19 00:01:32,998 --> 00:01:34,476 Who lives there? 20 00:01:34,476 --> 00:01:36,918 When did it first land on earth? 21 00:01:36,918 --> 00:01:41,085 And on this point, I think I can speak for Egg as well. 22 00:01:46,636 --> 00:01:49,481 - I'm so relieved to find that at the beginning 23 00:01:49,481 --> 00:01:52,339 of our new school year to find you've lost none 24 00:01:52,339 --> 00:01:56,506 of your boneheadedness when it comes to algebraic equations. 25 00:02:01,761 --> 00:02:04,577 And yet all of a sudden, apart from surfing, 26 00:02:04,577 --> 00:02:06,085 there was this other brilliant equation 27 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:09,862 that I totally, totally got, Which goes something like 28 00:02:09,862 --> 00:02:11,818 where Lockie Leonard equals L 29 00:02:11,818 --> 00:02:14,219 and where Vicki Streeton equals V. 30 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,198 and when you put them together, 31 00:02:16,198 --> 00:02:19,531 all of a sudden you've got the X factor. 32 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:23,921 Sure, I have no idea what the X factor actually is, 33 00:02:23,921 --> 00:02:27,088 but hey, whatever it is, I'm loving it 34 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:33,681 because finally, we get each other. 35 00:02:33,681 --> 00:02:35,718 Like, it turns out Vicki gets a bit crazed 36 00:02:35,718 --> 00:02:37,921 any time she's near a digital camera 37 00:02:37,921 --> 00:02:40,902 there are, 1,437 pictures of Vicki's holiday 38 00:02:40,902 --> 00:02:43,996 in the States to be looked at, one at a time. 39 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:46,413 - And this is the milkshake that I had in LA, 40 00:02:46,413 --> 00:02:48,955 and there it is again. 41 00:02:48,955 --> 00:02:51,259 There it is again. 42 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:54,198 And there's the empty glass once I finished. 43 00:02:54,198 --> 00:02:56,171 - And at the same time, 44 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:58,678 Vicki's been getting into some of my stuff. 45 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,794 (eerie music) 46 00:03:01,794 --> 00:03:03,794 whoa, how good was that? 47 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,517 - Great, I've never seen anyone's head do that before. 48 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:11,137 - And remember my perfect Lockie and Vicki equation? 49 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:12,358 - Hi Lock and Vic. 50 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,515 - [Girls] Hello, Vic. 51 00:03:13,515 --> 00:03:15,389 - [Lockie] It wasn't just me, 52 00:03:15,389 --> 00:03:17,835 it seemed like everybody was pulling us together. 53 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:19,174 - Hi Lock and Vic. 54 00:03:19,174 --> 00:03:21,468 - [Girls] Hi Lock and Vic. 55 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,998 - Hello Lock and Vic. 56 00:03:22,998 --> 00:03:23,982 - Hi Lock and Vic. 57 00:03:23,982 --> 00:03:25,524 - Hi Lock and Vic. 58 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:27,001 - You're complaining about being hooked up 59 00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:28,142 with Vicki Streeton? 60 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:30,817 - No, I love being hooked up with Vicki Streeton. 61 00:03:30,817 --> 00:03:33,140 I never want to be unhooked from Vicki Streeton. 62 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:34,905 - So, your point is? 63 00:03:34,905 --> 00:03:37,705 - It's just yesterday we were Lockie Leonard 64 00:03:37,705 --> 00:03:41,418 and Vicki Streeton, like we had our own names, 65 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:43,865 and there were two of us. 66 00:03:43,865 --> 00:03:44,698 - And? 67 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:50,247 - Well, now it's like there's only one of us, Lock and Vic. 68 00:03:50,247 --> 00:03:52,123 Like we're stuck together with glue, you know? 69 00:03:52,123 --> 00:03:54,043 - You just said how much you love being stuck on Vicki. 70 00:03:54,043 --> 00:03:57,078 - Yeah, but last time I checked there were two of us 71 00:03:57,078 --> 00:04:00,427 in this equation and now I don't know where we are anymore. 72 00:04:00,427 --> 00:04:01,984 I don't know if we're a two 73 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:04,326 or a one plus one that equals two. 74 00:04:04,326 --> 00:04:07,165 Am I a variable or a coefficient? 75 00:04:07,165 --> 00:04:09,165 I don't know, maybe we're a simultaneous equation. 76 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,126 - Lockie, stop doing math analogies. 77 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,587 You know I can't follow them. 78 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:15,926 - That's the problem, neither can I. 79 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:18,747 Lockie and Vicki together, the perfect equation. 80 00:04:18,747 --> 00:04:21,009 Except, as Old Squasher will tell you, 81 00:04:21,009 --> 00:04:25,176 Ain algebra, if anyone can get it wrong, it'd be me. 82 00:04:29,605 --> 00:04:33,729 Day three of the new school year and Mum's in a flap. 83 00:04:33,729 --> 00:04:35,009 - Oh you can't go yet, Sarge, 84 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:37,009 I haven't made Lockie and Phillip's lunches yet. 85 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:38,317 - Well, you'd better get a wriggle on it, Joy, 86 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:39,383 look at the time. 87 00:04:39,383 --> 00:04:40,628 - Well, you could possibly give me a hand. 88 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,027 - I certainly can. 89 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:44,587 Phillip, hurry up, Lockie, we're outta here in five. 90 00:04:44,587 --> 00:04:46,470 - There's a commission note that has to go back, 91 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,849 perhaps you could sign that for me? 92 00:04:48,849 --> 00:04:49,682 - This one here? 93 00:04:49,682 --> 00:04:50,523 - [Mum] Yeah. 94 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:51,856 - I can do that. 95 00:04:53,105 --> 00:04:54,646 - While you're at it, maybe run an iron 96 00:04:54,646 --> 00:04:59,117 over Lockie's sports uniform at the same time. 97 00:04:59,117 --> 00:05:02,565 - Wait a minute, so you want me to sign the permission note 98 00:05:02,565 --> 00:05:05,926 and iron the shirt at the same time? 99 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:06,929 - Yes. 100 00:05:06,929 --> 00:05:07,762 - Okay. 101 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:12,683 - Could you run me through that again 102 00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:15,585 cause if I'm signing the note and ironing, I can't. 103 00:05:15,585 --> 00:05:18,283 - Sarge, go and see if the front door's working, would you? 104 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,116 - Yeah, right you are. 105 00:05:21,126 --> 00:05:22,907 - Better get a wriggle on, Mum. 106 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:23,803 I'm to be at school in time 107 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:25,803 for Old Squash's third day math test. 108 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,942 - Old Squash's third day math test? 109 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:31,339 We haven't studied, we haven't even read the books. 110 00:05:31,339 --> 00:05:33,256 It's gonna be disaster. 111 00:05:38,888 --> 00:05:41,579 Oh yes, you're burning up. 112 00:05:41,579 --> 00:05:43,098 I don't think you should go to school today. 113 00:05:43,098 --> 00:05:47,163 - I'm fine, Mum, I'm looking forward to the math test. 114 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:49,041 I'm quietly confident. 115 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:52,342 - Aren't you brave, isn't he brave? 116 00:05:52,342 --> 00:05:55,579 (lips smacking) 117 00:05:55,579 --> 00:05:57,329 But you listen to me. 118 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,396 I bow to nobody in my admiration 119 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:04,077 of your mathematical abilities, but your brother 120 00:06:04,077 --> 00:06:06,342 has been through this before you and can tell you 121 00:06:06,342 --> 00:06:09,499 that Old Squash's math tests bring nothing but pain 122 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,481 and humiliation to this family. 123 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:15,648 - But Mum, that was Lockie and he's, you know, hopeless. 124 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:24,699 - Since Egg's Mum moved to Scandinavia indefinitely, 125 00:06:24,699 --> 00:06:26,709 Rev was trying to put on a brave face. 126 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:28,479 - Ah, here he is. 127 00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:29,312 - Good morning, Dad. 128 00:06:29,312 --> 00:06:30,806 - A hearty breakfast for a growing boy. 129 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:33,385 Sit down, Jeffrey, it's nearly ready. 130 00:06:33,385 --> 00:06:34,884 Now then, how about if I build us both 131 00:06:34,884 --> 00:06:37,039 some bread and butter fingers? 132 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:38,956 - I'm fine, thanks Dad. 133 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,406 - And after school I thought we could go outside 134 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:44,573 and kick ball. 135 00:06:45,668 --> 00:06:46,501 - Dad. 136 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,586 - Whoops, sorry, force of habit. 137 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:56,199 (laughter) 138 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,116 Get it, force of habit? 139 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:01,772 Hear that, on the Rev, hear that? 140 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:06,292 I don't know where I get that from. 141 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,905 - [Lockie] As hard as he was trying, 142 00:07:08,905 --> 00:07:13,465 Rev was finding it difficult to raise a smile. 143 00:07:13,465 --> 00:07:16,004 And what made it even tougher, word was out 144 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:19,681 that Rev's sermons weren't as much fun as they used to be. 145 00:07:19,681 --> 00:07:23,848 - Good morning one and all, or should that be one and one? 146 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:33,225 Anyway, on a more serious note, I thought today 147 00:07:33,225 --> 00:07:36,975 I'd like to talk about the gift of happiness. 148 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:40,041 - [Lockie] But the fact was that Rev 149 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:43,701 was losing audience share, big time. 150 00:07:43,701 --> 00:07:46,745 - So hands up, can anyone here remember 151 00:07:46,745 --> 00:07:48,995 what feeling happy is like? 152 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:54,434 Anyone? 153 00:07:54,434 --> 00:07:55,916 (light music) 154 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:58,583 (door slamming) 155 00:08:04,496 --> 00:08:09,253 - [Lockie and Vicki] What'd you have for breakfast? 156 00:08:09,253 --> 00:08:12,379 - Hey listen, Vicki and Lockie of course, 157 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:15,216 I've gotta get a new dress for my sister's engagement party. 158 00:08:15,216 --> 00:08:17,257 Do you want to come and help me choose something? 159 00:08:17,257 --> 00:08:19,739 Both of you, that is, obviously. 160 00:08:19,739 --> 00:08:21,120 It's late night shopping tonight. 161 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,200 - You bet, Lockie? 162 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,496 - Dress shopping? 163 00:08:24,496 --> 00:08:25,782 - Yeah. 164 00:08:25,782 --> 00:08:27,056 Do you like this one? 165 00:08:27,056 --> 00:08:29,234 What about this one? 166 00:08:29,234 --> 00:08:31,636 Better than this one? 167 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,139 - So, which one do you like? 168 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,306 (snoring) 169 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:38,717 - Cool. 170 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:40,592 - Cool. 171 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:44,376 - Cool, see you at six then, Lock and Vick. 172 00:08:44,376 --> 00:08:46,757 - [Lockie] That's what I've been trying to say to Egg. 173 00:08:46,757 --> 00:08:50,176 How do you get around to being Lock and Vic, one word, 174 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,699 and manage to stay Lockie Leonard and Vicki Streeton 175 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,651 all at the same time? 176 00:08:54,651 --> 00:08:57,216 I mean, Mum and Sarge. 177 00:08:57,216 --> 00:09:00,171 There must have been a time before they were Mum and Sarge 178 00:09:00,171 --> 00:09:05,017 when they were, I don't know, Joy and Constable Leonard. 179 00:09:05,017 --> 00:09:09,069 - Wow, so long ago I can barely remember. 180 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:10,572 - BC. 181 00:09:10,572 --> 00:09:11,755 - [Together] Before children. 182 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:14,117 (laughter) 183 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:15,739 - I mean it's only natural that as a couple 184 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:18,635 you've grown closer together over time. 185 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:20,288 - Which isn't to say we're not free to pursue 186 00:09:20,288 --> 00:09:21,574 our own separate interests. 187 00:09:21,574 --> 00:09:24,155 - Oh no, Sarge still has his poetry. 188 00:09:24,155 --> 00:09:26,155 - And Joy still has her. 189 00:09:28,997 --> 00:09:33,853 - Household appliances and the children of course. 190 00:09:33,853 --> 00:09:35,603 And all that anxiety. 191 00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:39,960 - [Lockie] Old Squash meanwhile, was only interested 192 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,377 in one thing: causing misery. 193 00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:51,999 - Mr. Squash, I'm Phillip Leonard. 194 00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:54,505 I'm very much looking forward to working with you this year. 195 00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:56,402 - Did you say Leonard? 196 00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,782 - I believe you know my brother, Lockie. 197 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:01,124 - I've heard the rumours there was another. 198 00:10:01,124 --> 00:10:05,291 Why me, have I done something incredibly wicked in the past? 199 00:10:06,804 --> 00:10:10,637 - So much about you, Mr. Squasher from Lockie. 200 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:15,888 - Why yes, Leonard, I don't see why things can't proceed 201 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:21,481 exactly as last year with your illustrious brother, 202 00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,759 beginning with my mind-numbingly 203 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:26,426 challenging third day math test. 204 00:10:28,257 --> 00:10:29,090 - Great! 205 00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:36,156 - [Lockie] Meanwhile, Mum was determined 206 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:39,380 not to let Squash's math test disgrace the Leonard name 207 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:42,079 for a second year running. 208 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:45,679 - It must be here somewhere below. 209 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,540 Lockie would have had Old Squash's math test 210 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:50,143 at this time last year, so all I have to do 211 00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:54,644 is find Lockie's test and we will have all of the questions. 212 00:10:54,644 --> 00:10:55,802 (gasps) 213 00:10:55,802 --> 00:10:58,185 (playful music) 214 00:10:58,185 --> 00:11:00,185 A couple of the answers. 215 00:11:03,379 --> 00:11:05,962 Sometimes, Blob, I even myself. 216 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,843 (baby giggles) 217 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,266 (ominous music) 218 00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,516 Zero out of 25. 219 00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:21,164 An abysmal result, come and see me, Mr. Squash. 220 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,850 That's okay, Blob, I'll just have to. 221 00:11:31,044 --> 00:11:33,294 Question one, there's an X, 222 00:11:34,463 --> 00:11:36,630 a little two, and some Ys. 223 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:40,166 (baby giggles) 224 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,554 This little question? 225 00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:49,839 All of the questions? 226 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,522 Now, I'll just have to work out the answers. 227 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:55,605 What is a quadratic equation, anyway? 228 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,550 Answers, my god to find it. 229 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,189 (playful music) 230 00:12:15,504 --> 00:12:18,123 (carriage wheels clattering) 231 00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:20,790 (baby gurgling) 232 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:23,867 Here's the pancakes, Blob. 233 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,982 Shh, not cheating, definitely not cheating, 234 00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:30,065 just handing him some very small pieces of paper. 235 00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:34,359 Just act natural, Blob. 236 00:12:34,359 --> 00:12:36,603 We just have to find Philip, hand him the lunchbox, 237 00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:38,224 and then skedaddle. 238 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,403 With a bit of luck, 239 00:12:39,403 --> 00:12:41,383 no one will even notice that we've been here. 240 00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:43,984 (school bell rings) 241 00:12:43,984 --> 00:12:47,067 (students murmuring) 242 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,234 Blob, Phillip, 12 o'clock. 243 00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:58,420 Phillip. 244 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,715 - Mum, what are you doing here? 245 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:02,297 - You forgot your lunch box. 246 00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:03,312 - What? 247 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:04,316 - [Mum] Phillip, yes you did. 248 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,534 - Mum, I think you'll find I didn't. 249 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,959 - Phillip, stop arguing with me and take the jolly lunchbox. 250 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,279 - I'll take that, Mrs. Leonard. 251 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:11,112 Enter. 252 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,377 I don't approve of lunchboxes in the torture pit. 253 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,460 I mean, examination room. 254 00:13:19,975 --> 00:13:23,260 - Well then, I shall save this for another day. 255 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,760 - Quite certainly. 256 00:13:25,719 --> 00:13:28,552 Until we meet again, Mrs. Leonard. 257 00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:34,932 (screaming) 258 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,802 (ominous music) 259 00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:53,135 - Hey Lockie, and obviously Vicki. 260 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:58,714 Big, big favour to ask the both of you, together. 261 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,954 Are you doing anything around six o'clock tonight? 262 00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:03,258 - Oh, actually we are. 263 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,696 - Cause my doing evening service and it would be great 264 00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:08,394 if we could guarantee a few bums on pews 265 00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:11,391 cause quite frankly, the numbers are way down. 266 00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,794 - Yeah sure, but would Vicki and I 267 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,476 really make that much of a difference? 268 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,194 - You'd like triple the number of people 269 00:14:17,194 --> 00:14:21,716 I expect to find there, which is basically just me. 270 00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:23,892 - Well look, in that case. 271 00:14:23,892 --> 00:14:25,975 - Sure, count us both in. 272 00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:29,347 - Cool, thanks. 273 00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:30,980 - [Lockie] Yep, it was official, 274 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:34,409 Vicki and I were stuck together with glue. 275 00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:36,408 - Sasha's dress is this way at six o'clock. 276 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,491 We said we'd both go. 277 00:14:37,491 --> 00:14:38,770 - The Rev's service is this way. 278 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:41,365 - We'll we're joined at the hip now so we can't do both. 279 00:14:41,365 --> 00:14:43,091 - It's like we're in this math equation, 280 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,152 we need to factor us. 281 00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,029 - [Together] Hello Lock and Vic. 282 00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:45,862 - Hi. 283 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,124 Lockie, don't try and do math analogies. 284 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:52,041 You know you don't understand them. 285 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,879 - [Sarge] Oh, what a pleasant surprise. 286 00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,762 What brings you to the station, Joy? 287 00:14:59,762 --> 00:15:01,282 - [Lockie] Actually, Mum was here 288 00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:03,762 because he was still annoyed with Old Squasher, 289 00:15:03,762 --> 00:15:05,879 but Sarge didn't need to know that. 290 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:07,629 - Why am I here, why? 291 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,239 Because I've asked you 100 times wipe your feet 292 00:15:13,239 --> 00:15:14,482 before you come into the house. 293 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,319 Don't tread all that dirt through every time you come home. 294 00:15:17,319 --> 00:15:19,236 Do I make myself clear? 295 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,040 - Uh, point taken. 296 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,176 Is there anything else? 297 00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:32,259 - No, no I think that was everything. 298 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,493 Hello Snowy, everything all right? 299 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:41,022 (upbeat music) 300 00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:46,173 ♫ Feel like getting down now 301 00:15:47,788 --> 00:15:51,038 Come Leonard, admitting defeat already? 302 00:15:51,948 --> 00:15:54,804 You disappoint me, you've another 20 minutes 303 00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:57,887 in which to fail even more abysmally. 304 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,411 - Finished, sir. 305 00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,367 - Finished, you mean finished what little you understood? 306 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,762 - Finished everything, sir. 307 00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,887 Unless you've got some extra brainteasers for me 308 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:10,268 to fill up the time. 309 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:14,435 You can make them a little trickier, if you want to. 310 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:17,728 - Okay, update. 311 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,242 Now it seemed me and Vicki's X factor, 312 00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:24,325 it equaled tense and awkward and well, not happy. 313 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:30,621 So, what will it be, Psycho Tomatoes of the Corn Four? 314 00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:31,454 - Again? 315 00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:36,191 - Well, we have a bit of time to kill before, 316 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,143 you know, six o'clock. 317 00:16:40,802 --> 00:16:43,239 - So when six o'clock comes, what will we do? 318 00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,489 You know, then? 319 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,340 - Go to the church? 320 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:52,317 I mean it's really important, you know, for Egg. 321 00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:57,255 - I know, but dress shopping is important too for Sasha. 322 00:16:57,255 --> 00:17:00,755 - We can't be everywhere at the same time. 323 00:17:02,476 --> 00:17:04,316 - Joy, I think a certain young couple would benefit 324 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,935 from our years of experience 325 00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:08,852 as a highly successful partnership. 326 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,935 - You take Lockie to the yard, 327 00:17:12,935 --> 00:17:15,298 I'll take Vicki to the kitchen. 328 00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:16,775 - I'll do the man to man thing. 329 00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:18,775 - I'll do the girl talk. 330 00:17:19,836 --> 00:17:21,003 - Let's do it. 331 00:17:23,138 --> 00:17:26,275 What you have to understand Lockie is a man goes through 332 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,851 life with pretty much the same easy going 333 00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:30,130 frame of mind day after day. 334 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:33,680 Nothing much unsettles him, nor does it have to. 335 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,430 Call it a flat line, if you will. 336 00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:40,279 Not so with women. 337 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:43,740 Let's say I'd forgotten to wipe my shoes when I came home 338 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,407 on the front door mat, I'm home, 339 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:51,486 and say I'd forgotten day after day after day, as you do. 340 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:56,755 The day will surely dawn when pretty much out of nowhere, 341 00:17:56,755 --> 00:18:00,316 your Mum will suddenly go into a frenzy. 342 00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:04,483 It didn't yesterday, it may not tomorrow, but it does today. 343 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,180 Hard to fathom? 344 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:09,597 Trust me, Lockie, it happens. 345 00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:12,269 - Wow. 346 00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:15,965 - The problem is, Vicki, poor men, they can only think 347 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:18,288 of one thing at a time, I mean, can you imagine? 348 00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:19,608 - No, wow. 349 00:18:19,608 --> 00:18:24,069 - Supposing you were cooking dinner and the phone rang 350 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,368 and you were forced to decide do I keep cooking dinner 351 00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:27,371 or do I answer the phone? 352 00:18:27,371 --> 00:18:30,738 Cooking, phone, cooking, phone, what's it to be? 353 00:18:30,738 --> 00:18:35,003 Fact is, asking a man to multi-task is pointless. 354 00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,627 - By the same token, there will be days when 355 00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:40,763 for no apparent reason, your Mum will start picking on you 356 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:43,504 for silly, trivial, meaningless little things. 357 00:18:43,504 --> 00:18:47,671 I call these days Picking on Men for Trivial or PMT. 358 00:18:48,721 --> 00:18:49,901 - Wow. 359 00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:52,464 - Wow indeed, Lockie, wow indeed. 360 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,245 - A man needs simple goals 361 00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:56,464 if he's to have any sense of achievement. 362 00:18:56,464 --> 00:18:57,467 (Joy sighs) 363 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,367 If you get him to think of more than one thing at once, 364 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:00,523 he just may lose all of them. 365 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,363 - So my advice. 366 00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:06,530 Take it on the chin, tomorrow is another day, flat line. 367 00:19:11,627 --> 00:19:12,641 - Hey. 368 00:19:12,641 --> 00:19:15,147 - Even after Mum and Sarge's advice, hi there, 369 00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:18,107 our problem still wasn't solved. 370 00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:21,702 Okay, so is it gonna be Egg or Sasha. 371 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,728 - Maybe we could try and do both. 372 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:24,971 - How's that gonna work? 373 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:27,008 Have Sasha try on a dress in the church? 374 00:19:27,008 --> 00:19:30,258 - Don't get so bamboozled all the time. 375 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:33,703 What are you doing? 376 00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:37,870 - Sorry, it's just this whole Lock and Vic equation thing. 377 00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,507 It's making me dizzy. 378 00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:43,967 - Sorry, I didn't know we had an equation. 379 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,267 - Yeah, you know, our X factor. 380 00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,728 L plus V used to equal good, right? 381 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,771 I mean, better than good, but now it's as if 382 00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:55,963 everyone thinks we're the same person and it doesn't add up. 383 00:19:55,963 --> 00:20:00,448 I mean, how can X equal two things at the same time? 384 00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:02,198 - But Lockie, it can. 385 00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:05,429 - Really, it can? 386 00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:06,764 - Everybody knows that an equation 387 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:08,949 can have more than one solution. 388 00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:12,464 - [Lockie] And finally, we knew what to do. 389 00:20:12,464 --> 00:20:13,728 (upbeat music) 390 00:20:13,728 --> 00:20:16,475 Vicki helped Sasha find her perfect dress 391 00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:19,509 and I helped Egg get his bums on pews. 392 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,703 Well, two of them. 393 00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:23,953 - Good evening one and all. 394 00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:27,750 Should that be one on one? 395 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,000 (laughter) 396 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,984 - [Lockie] Which meant that at breakfast the next morning, 397 00:20:39,984 --> 00:20:44,644 Rev's sad food started to look a little chirpier. 398 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,311 And even Old Squasher was happy. 399 00:20:49,259 --> 00:20:53,342 - My career, I did hope that this day might come. 400 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:58,824 Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine 401 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,574 there could actually be someone such as this. 402 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:07,134 (Old Squash mumbling) 403 00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:19,055 - [Lockie] But more than anything else, Vicki and I 404 00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:21,525 were happy again because we worked out that we were happy 405 00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:23,424 being together. 406 00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:26,747 (Vicki gasps) 407 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:28,803 - Hey, I might go. 408 00:21:28,803 --> 00:21:30,136 - Okay, see you. 409 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,790 But it was okay to do things on our own, too. 410 00:21:39,577 --> 00:21:42,704 And so as it turns out, surfing wasn't the only equation 411 00:21:42,704 --> 00:21:44,485 I could figure out. 412 00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:46,523 Not that I was about to give Phillip a run for his money 413 00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:49,356 and ace one of Old Squash's tests, 414 00:21:51,798 --> 00:21:53,842 but I guess some things in the universe, 415 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:58,107 like second year algebra, they can remain a mystery, 416 00:21:58,107 --> 00:22:01,652 possibly forever, but right now out here 417 00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:04,359 I was pretty happy with the way things were adding up. 418 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,942 (upbeat music) 419 00:22:33,199 --> 00:22:36,032 ♫ Boy is breaking 420 00:22:46,913 --> 00:22:48,790 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 421 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:52,371 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 422 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,204 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 423 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:55,331 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 424 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:59,207 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 425 00:22:59,207 --> 00:23:03,374 ♫ It was just enough to keep them far away 31809

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