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(crowd cheering, applauding)
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("Bright Lights"
by Jamillion playing)
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? Jamillion ?
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? Enter the spotlight
Hop on stage ?
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? And watch
their heart stop ?
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? Hot spot
I'm on blaze ?
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? Takin' the top slot ?
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? It's so insane
way they cheer my name ?
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? I'm the greatest
they say... ?
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(Wesley grunts)
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? That now that I made it
they hate it ?
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? Take a picture
I'm famous ?
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? The lights
cover the stage
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? They're all amazed ?
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? When the spotlight
center the stage... ?
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Let's dance.
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? Now all I see
is bright lights ?
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? Flashing
so turn the music up ?
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? Roll the cameras
action ?
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? I wanna see
the bright lights ?
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? Flashing ?
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? And let the music
through your soul ?
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? Lose control... ?
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And that...
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is how our first dance will go.
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It's gonna be epic!
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It sounds like a dream!
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One question though:
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In this imaginary scenario
of the perfect school dance,
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why did I trip?
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(chuckles) Well, I had
to make it realistic.
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There were doves!
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(theme song playing)
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? Oh, yeah ?
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? I do normal like a fish
rides a bicycle ?
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? Fit in like summer
and an icicle ?
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? Don't fight it,
just be an original ?
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?
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? I roller skate
outside the lines ?
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? When I try to stay in,
it's no surprise ?
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? It's a fail, it's okay,
I'm one of a kind ?
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? One of a, one of a kind ?
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? So anytime I feel
some type of way ?
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? Don't understand
the human race ?
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? So what, so what, so what ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? You do your thing,
You do your thing ?
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? When we don't fit in ?
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? We stand out in the crowd
and we shout it loud ?
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? I do my thing,
I do my thing ?
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? I'm the one and only,
I'm the one and only ?
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? Don't try to fit in,
Don't try to fit in ?
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? Mm-hmm, I do my thing ?
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(Gabby sighs)
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Our first school dance
is in two days.
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It's supposed to be the most
fun night of our lives,
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and I literally have
nothing to wear.
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You should see my closet.
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Two tees, three zip-up hoodies,
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and one hand-knitted sweater
that says,
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"Grandma's Least Favorite."
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Grandma really knows
how to gut me.
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They're not gonna know
what hit 'em
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when the three of us roll in.
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Has any school dance
ever been hit
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by three hurricanes
simultaneously?
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Yeah, exactly!
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Except... I can't go.
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What? Why?
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Uh, because I'm
a touch telepath.
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And the last time
I was around a bunch of kids
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from your school,
my brain got fried.
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Excellent point, but still
that's a bummer.
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Don't worry, kid.
You'll be there in spirit.
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- Wesley's bringing a date!
- Sky!
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Wes! Are you serious?
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I can explain!
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It all started six years ago
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when I found myself feeling
a hurt for 'gurt...
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Yogurt, that is.
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I don't know if you
know this about me,
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but I'm a bit of a yogurt hound.
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So when I saw Rhonda there
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with a cup
of prime Icelandic yog',
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I knew I had to have it.
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So, anyway, I asked her.
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Rhonda, can I please have
some of your yogurt, please?
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And Rhonda was like...
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Yes, but in exchange,
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you have to take me as your date
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for your first school dance.
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Wesley: Honestly,
I thought she'd forget.
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Just tell her you can't go!
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This dance is supposed to be me
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blowing minds
with my two best friends,
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not me as a third wheel!
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Gabby, I'm a man of my word.
I can't back out.
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That's kinda sweet, actually.
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Don't worry, okay. The three
of us will have fun together!
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Rhonda's great.
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She's a grade below us,
she's nice,
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she babies me,
she has brown hair...
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What was that?
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- She's has brown hair.
- The other thing.
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Rhonda kind of babies me.
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Please expand on that further.
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Rhonda and I always used to
play house when we were little.
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Now, any time I bump into her,
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it's like she wants
to mother me.
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I promise you won't even notice!
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It'll still be the best
first dance ever.
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Yeah, sure.
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Best dance ever.
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??
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Android Fritz!
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Hey, Gabby!
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Real Fritz!
How's it going, fuzzball?
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Now that my favorite
babysitter's here?
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It's all gravy!
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Gabby, check out what
my new body can do.
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Whoa! Finger snapping!
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You're getting really good
at building these human bodies.
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Thanks. I had to go
through a lot of prototypes.
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(door hisses)
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(clangs)
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Closet full of bodies.
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Creepy, but cool.
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(chuckles)
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I love you, Gabby Duran.
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- What was that?
- Nothing.
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Hey, do you wanna come over
tomorrow night, too?
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My parents will be here,
but we can still hang out!
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Oh, wish I could, buddy,
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but I have my first
school dance to go to,
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and I really don't want
to miss it.
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I could go with you!
Check this out!
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Sorry, Fritz, but it's just
for middle schoolers.
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Oh, okay.
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It's all gravy.
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But can I ask you a question?
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If you're so excited
about this dance,
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how come you don't
sound excited?
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I guess because I just
pictured it differently, you know?
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Dancing with my friends,
stretch Hummer limo.
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But now I'm gonna be a third
wheel to Wes and Rhonda.
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And quite frankly,
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I don't know where we're at with
the stretch Hummer limo thing but...
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as you say, it's all gravy.
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And who knows, maybe Rhonda
will be really cool.
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There! Now when
your food comes,
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you'll be safe
from spilly willies.
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Wesley:
Thanks, Rhonda.
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And thanks again for
suggesting that we all hang out.
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Well, I figured
since we're all going
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to the dance together,
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we should get
to know each other.
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Hey, just as long as we're
tearing up the dance floor,
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we're gonna be fine.
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Oh, I hate dancing.
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Rapid movement
makes Rhonda pukey.
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And Wesley
won't be dancing either.
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Good news though:
We'll be showing up in style.
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A stretch Hummer limo?
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Even better:
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My mom's minivan!
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We have to drop my little
sister and her friends off
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at soccer practice first,
but it's totally on the way.
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Well, mostly on the way.
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Now...
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if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go wash my hands.
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Wes, are you coming?
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No one likes a dirty Daniel.
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So Rhonda is...
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The last person I'd want
to go to my first dance with?
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Please don't back out on me!
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I need you to be my buffer!
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She's weird when
it's just me and her.
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What I just saw is less weird?
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Ugh, fine. I'll do it.
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But only because
I am such a good friend,
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plus I have no other options.
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But mostly
the good friend thing.
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Thank you so much.
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I gotta go wash up.
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Don't wanna be a dirty Daniel!
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I couldn't help but overhear,
but it sounds like
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you have a dance problem
on your hands.
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Umm... who are you?
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I'm new in school.
The name's Joey Panther.
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(panther roars)
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And you are Miss Gabby Duran.
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Okay, first of all,
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that can't possibly be
your real name.
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And second:
How do you know me?
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Game recognizes game, Gabby.
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You are dope.
Fly. Off the chain.
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And your first dance
should be the same.
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That's what I've been saying!
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Look...
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I know we literally
don't know each other at all,
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but will you...
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Girl: Whoa!
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Go to the dance with me?
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Unless you have other plans.
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Rhonda:
Let me see your hands!
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Wessy needs to wash
his hands again,
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yes, he does!
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Oh, and I can get us
a stretch Hummer limo.
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I'm in.
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Huh!
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Gabby: After I said yes,
we ended up getting fro-yo.
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We talked for hours,
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and turns out,
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Joey Panther is dope!
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We like all the same movies,
same music,
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and get this...
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we both like pizza!
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That's so romantic.
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Just like when Madison
met Victor in my favorite book,
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My Boyfriend the Zombie.
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Only, Victor tried
to eat Madison,
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so a little different.
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Uh, romance?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Joey Panther and I
are about one thing
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and one thing only:
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Dance supremacy.
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And also really long cars.
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Ugh, I wish I was going
to be there to see it!
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Have you told Wesley you can't
be his Rhonda buffer anymore?
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Uh... not yet.
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But he's my best friend,
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so I'll let him down
in the best possible way.
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Through text?
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Yep, totally.
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Ugh. I gotta find
something else.
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I look like
a loose-skinned penguin.
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(Sky laughs)
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Hmm. What would Gabby like?
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Nope.
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No.
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(angelic music plays)
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Wow.
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Not for Gabby,
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but if I were going
to the dance,
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I'd definitely wear you.
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Of course I can't go because
I'll get in trouble with my dad.
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I mean, it can't hurt
to try it on.
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("You and Me"
by Sr. Ortegon playing)
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? I see that girl in the club
I crush on her ?
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? I feel to dance
some cha cha ?
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? You and me ?
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? Are looking for someone
to make us feel good ?
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(cell phone beeps)
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Gabby:
Got a date to the dance,
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so I can't go with you guys.
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See you there!
258
00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,548
? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?
259
00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:23,003
? Hey, hey, hey, hey ?
260
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:26,846
(blow dryer whirring)
261
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,309
Mm-hmm.
(kisses)
262
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,954
Wesley, I know
you're grumpy-wumpy,
263
00:11:37,978 --> 00:11:40,981
but that is no excuse
to play with your food.
264
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,878
I'm sorry.
265
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,443
I just wish Gabby was here.
266
00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:47,463
Who needs Gabby
when you've got Rhonda?
267
00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:49,489
Rhonda takes care of you!
268
00:11:49,828 --> 00:11:51,661
Who's my big boy?
269
00:11:52,831 --> 00:11:54,309
- I am.
- Say it.
270
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,561
Who's my big boy?
271
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,273
I'm your big boy.
272
00:11:58,297 --> 00:12:00,420
Rhonda knows
what'll cheer you up.
273
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:03,649
(mimicking car engine)
274
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,901
Rhonda, it's, it's okay,
I can, I can do that.
275
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,403
Attention, passengers,
276
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,824
please fasten your seatbelts.
277
00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:12,892
This red-eye ribeye
is about to land!
278
00:12:15,685 --> 00:12:16,831
Oh man,
279
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:19,035
that tiny bite was delightful!
280
00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:21,230
There's my happy guy!
281
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,443
Choo-choo!
(mimicking train engine)
282
00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:28,754
The Tater Express is making
its final stop in Wesleyville!
283
00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:30,426
(laughs)
284
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,887
Whoopsie-daisies!
285
00:12:31,911 --> 00:12:34,704
Looks like we had a cargo spill
on the train tracks.
286
00:12:36,036 --> 00:12:39,338
(baby cooing, laughing)
287
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,795
Oh no!
I've gone full-baby.
288
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:48,798
No more!
289
00:12:49,258 --> 00:12:50,930
What has gotten into you, Wessy?
290
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,489
May I please be excused to go
to the little boy's room...
291
00:12:54,513 --> 00:12:56,952
The big boy's room...
The men's room?
292
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,454
Wait.
293
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,076
I don't have to ask you!
294
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,191
Rhonda: Wesley!
295
00:13:02,151 --> 00:13:03,862
- You're not my real mom!
- Man: Oh!
296
00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:05,404
Man 2: Oh my!
297
00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:10,820
(club music playing)
298
00:13:14,873 --> 00:13:16,891
Yo, Havensburg Junior High!
299
00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:19,514
Gabby D's in the house
with Joey P,
300
00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,058
so get ready to dance all night!
301
00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:23,518
(all cheering)
302
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,834
Whoo!
303
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,732
Wow, that was really cool.
304
00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:28,718
Or was it "dope"?
305
00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:30,840
It was really cool and dope.
306
00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:33,802
It was cool and dope.
307
00:13:34,474 --> 00:13:37,477
Joey Panther, I'm so glad that
you backflipped into my life.
308
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,036
Grand entrance? Check.
309
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:44,903
Now let's go do this before they
make murdering a dance floor a crime.
310
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,742
Oh, hold up!
I almost forgot this.
311
00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,998
Oh! My bad!
Are you okay?
312
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,621
Ouchie!
313
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,624
Wait, why didn't that hurt you?
314
00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:07,812
'Cause... I'm Joey Panther!
315
00:14:07,836 --> 00:14:09,259
It's all gravy!
316
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:11,930
Uh... "All gravy"?
317
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:15,094
Wait a minute!
318
00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:17,517
(clangs)
319
00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:23,328
Open your shirt.
320
00:14:23,352 --> 00:14:25,185
- In the hallway?
- Do it.
321
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:31,716
I was gonna tell you
on the dance floor,
322
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,612
but... surprise!
323
00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,882
Well, so much
for the perfect dance.
324
00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:39,844
You said only middle schoolers
could come, so I built one.
325
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:41,976
I even researched
all the things you're into
326
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,139
so I'd seem even cooler!
327
00:14:43,163 --> 00:14:45,100
But if you don't like
Joey Panther,
328
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:46,916
I can build a different android,
maybe with...
329
00:14:47,466 --> 00:14:48,894
frosted tips or a briefcase,
330
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:50,646
just... whatever you're into!
331
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,856
Fritz, stop.
332
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,779
You shouldn't have done this.
333
00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:54,609
You can't go around
tricking people!
334
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,651
Come on, let's get you home.
335
00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:58,428
So... you don't like me?
336
00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:01,811
- It's not that, it's just...
- You don't like me!
337
00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:03,933
This is not all gravy!
338
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,043
(grunts)
339
00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:10,610
(sobbing)
340
00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:13,152
Wait, Fritz! Great!
341
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,977
Oh hey.
Nothing to see here!
342
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:25,721
Just practicing
our sick dance moves.
343
00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,086
This one's called "The Boxer."
344
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:33,302
Cool! Spread it around!
345
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,450
So then I said, "I don't care
if you're Abe Lincoln's ghost,
346
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:45,895
get out of my bathroom!"
347
00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:51,771
- (thud)
- Oh!
348
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:00,780
(clangs)
349
00:16:07,956 --> 00:16:08,974
Don't move!
350
00:16:08,998 --> 00:16:10,356
(laughs)
351
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,898
No time
for hilarious jokes, Gabby!
352
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:13,923
Gotta find Fritz.
353
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:21,099
(electronic dance music playing)
354
00:16:26,145 --> 00:16:27,283
You can do this, Wesley.
355
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:29,769
Now go tell Rhonda
the deal is off.
356
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,837
You're not a baby.
You're not a baby.
357
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,153
You're not a baby.
358
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,884
All right, Wes,
this doesn't have a lid,
359
00:16:38,908 --> 00:16:40,869
so you'll just have
to be real careful.
360
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,681
Slow down, slugger!
361
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:47,125
That's a lot of sugar.
362
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:50,896
Listen, I know we made
a deal back in second grade,
363
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,357
and I want to be
a man of my word,
364
00:16:52,381 --> 00:16:55,174
but... when I'm around you,
I don't like who I am.
365
00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:57,862
It's like I suddenly forget
how to do things for myself.
366
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,526
Probably has something to do
with my mother rocking me to sleep
367
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,140
until I was 10... never mind.
368
00:17:03,843 --> 00:17:05,475
What I'm trying to say is...
369
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,847
I-I... it's... see...
370
00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:12,207
It's okay.
Use your words, Wessy.
371
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,772
No, Rhonda, that's just it.
372
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:16,672
I appreciate your...
373
00:17:16,696 --> 00:17:18,753
but I don't...
I don't need your...
374
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,160
You can do it.
Spit it out.
375
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:23,679
I hate how you baby me
and it's weird,
376
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:25,574
and I don't want to be
your date anymore!
377
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,576
You did it!
378
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:30,289
I am so proud of you!
379
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,898
Also, how dare you!
380
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,755
We had a deal!
I gave you yogurt!
381
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,738
Well, she didn't put me
in a time-out,
382
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,990
so I count that as a win.
383
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:46,845
Fritz? Fritz?
384
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,348
Fritz? Fritz?
385
00:17:50,058 --> 00:17:51,059
Gabby?
386
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:53,788
So you agreed to go to the dance
387
00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:54,920
with a random guy
388
00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:56,791
who turned out to be an android
389
00:17:56,815 --> 00:17:58,317
controlled by
a little fuzzy alien?
390
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:00,780
- Yup.
- Classic.
391
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,679
So now he's heartbroken
and running around loose,
392
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:04,863
and it's all my fault.
393
00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:08,052
Wow. Seems like all of this
could've been avoided if...
394
00:18:08,076 --> 00:18:09,208
I know!
395
00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:11,541
I'm so sorry I bailed
on you tonight.
396
00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:15,044
I just had this image of how
epic my first dance would be.
397
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,377
It's okay.
398
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:20,395
I'm sorry I tried to force you
399
00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:21,681
into joining me and Rhonda.
400
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,302
I get why you bailed.
401
00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:25,991
Well, karma caught up to me,
402
00:18:26,015 --> 00:18:28,363
because now instead of
enjoying my first dance,
403
00:18:28,387 --> 00:18:30,536
I'm... not.
404
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,772
Hey, the night is young.
405
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:34,750
I'll go look for Fritz
in the hallways,
406
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:35,961
you look in the gym.
407
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:36,816
We'll find him.
408
00:18:37,936 --> 00:18:38,897
Rhonda won't mind?
409
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,281
Nah. I broke it off with her,
like a man.
410
00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:45,745
Or a very confident child.
411
00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:49,475
I think I may have unresolved
issues with my mother.
412
00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:52,017
Right. Cool if we
unpack that another time?
413
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,042
Yep.
414
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:56,796
Fritz?
415
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,880
Fritz?
416
00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:15,080
- Sky?
- Oh.
417
00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:16,395
Hi, Wesley!
418
00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:20,506
Are you dancing with
Mr. Bones from my science class?
419
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,377
Yes. Yes, I am.
420
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:24,219
I was not aware
that was his name.
421
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:26,722
I've been calling him
Riblet McSkullface.
422
00:19:26,746 --> 00:19:28,156
My apologies, Mr. Bones.
423
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,198
I thought you weren't
allowed to come.
424
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,809
I know! I just wanted to go
to the dance so badly,
425
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,270
so I snuck in.
426
00:19:35,294 --> 00:19:37,813
But I'm keeping a safe,
no-touch distance
427
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,799
from other kids
and enjoying it out here.
428
00:19:40,339 --> 00:19:42,842
Well, you shouldn't have your
first dance experience alone.
429
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:44,820
Care to join me?
430
00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:47,056
If you're okay
ditching Mr. Bones.
431
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:52,772
I'd love to.
432
00:19:56,685 --> 00:19:57,777
You look nice, too, Wesley.
433
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:02,297
(Fritz grunting)
434
00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:03,322
Ah!
435
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:12,347
I've been looking
everywhere for you!
436
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:14,309
Why do you care where I am?
437
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,334
You don't like me!
438
00:20:16,204 --> 00:20:17,746
Don't say that.
I like you.
439
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:23,382
I just really like popcorn,
you know!
440
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:30,695
Fritz, I'm so sorry
your feelings got hurt.
441
00:20:30,719 --> 00:20:33,432
But, buddy, you can't
trick people like that.
442
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,855
I just wanted to go
to the dance with you.
443
00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:37,913
Who wouldn't?
444
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,204
The thing is,
I'm your babysitter,
445
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,611
and I'm too old for you.
446
00:20:42,771 --> 00:20:45,591
But someday you're going
to find someone your own age
447
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,736
who will appreciate
how amazing you are.
448
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,408
You mean it?
449
00:20:49,738 --> 00:20:51,005
(chuckles)
Totally!
450
00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:52,467
You really are
a cool little dude.
451
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:54,469
I don't know anyone
who can make robots.
452
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:55,601
That's pretty rad.
453
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,971
Thanks, Gabby.
454
00:20:56,995 --> 00:20:59,998
I'm sorry I hypnotized you
with my backflips.
455
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:01,897
It's all gravy.
456
00:21:01,921 --> 00:21:04,018
(girl screams)
457
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,059
Uh-oh.
458
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,716
I think someone just found
Joey Panther.
459
00:21:07,756 --> 00:21:08,797
Girl: Is he okay?
460
00:21:10,008 --> 00:21:11,986
Rhonda was just going to tinkle
461
00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,869
when she saw his legs.
462
00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,804
- Wesley: Excuse me. Excuse me.
- He's not moving.
463
00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:19,955
It's okay, I know CPR.
464
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,561
Everybody back up
and give me some space!
465
00:21:23,733 --> 00:21:25,961
Wesley: You heard
her! More space
466
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,157
or this young man's blood
is on your hands!
467
00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:31,279
Don't you die on me!
468
00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:33,913
Okay, you're good.
469
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:44,332
Thanks, Gabby.
I'm cured.
470
00:21:44,714 --> 00:21:46,756
I... I guess
I just danced too hard.
471
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,388
- This woman's a hero!
- (all applauding)
472
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:55,895
I guess I should just go home.
473
00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:59,188
Maybe we can stay for one dance.
474
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:00,940
Or two.
475
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:06,001
Uh, Sky, what are you
doing here?
476
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,566
You know what, tell me later.
477
00:22:07,856 --> 00:22:09,699
We got a dance to rock!
478
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:12,718
? I do it to the beat
of my own drum ?
479
00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:14,389
? I be dancing off the beat ?
480
00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:16,050
? Da-da-dancing this for me ?
481
00:22:16,074 --> 00:22:17,683
? I be dancing off the beat ?
482
00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:19,248
? Da-da-dancing this for me ?
483
00:22:19,999 --> 00:22:22,330
? Get dumb, get stupid
get dumb, get stupid ?
484
00:22:22,871 --> 00:22:25,755
? Get dumb, get stupid
and show 'em how you do it ?
485
00:22:26,255 --> 00:22:28,837
? Get dumb, get stupid
get dumb, get stupid ?
486
00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:32,447
? Get dumb, get stupid
don't listen to their music ?
487
00:22:32,471 --> 00:22:33,648
? Bye, you basic ?
488
00:22:33,672 --> 00:22:35,701
? Bye bye, you basic ?
489
00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:38,413
? Ain't got no time
for your pettiness and hating ?
490
00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,154
? I said bye, you basic ?
491
00:22:40,178 --> 00:22:41,656
? Bye bye, you basic ?
492
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,658
Principal Swift:
Next time on
493
00:22:42,682 --> 00:22:44,829
Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
494
00:22:44,853 --> 00:22:47,042
Gabby, Mom's in the Dina Dumps!
495
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,372
Gabby: She said there's
no exciting news to report on
496
00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:50,465
in Havensburg
so moving here was a mistake.
497
00:22:50,489 --> 00:22:52,877
We just have to find some way
to make really exciting news
498
00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:54,049
- so she'll wanna stay.
-(growling)
499
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,722
There's a bit of
an alien mold problem.
500
00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:58,553
If you breathe any of it,
501
00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,975
it'll infect your brain.
502
00:22:59,999 --> 00:23:01,831
(screams)
503
00:23:02,911 --> 00:23:05,544
(theme music playing)
504
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:31,821
Man:
Gorgeous!
505
00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:36,421
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