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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[DOG BARKING]
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Hello. This is Timmy Lea.
Remember me?
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Well, my brother-in-law Sid and I
were still happily cleaning windows.
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But It was just after
knocking-off time one day
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when something happened
to change our lives.
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[MAN AND WOMAN GROANING]
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Oh, Timmy, that was lovely.
I feel all warm Inside.
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How do you feel?
Great!
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It's so nice to have a man again. My husband's
always saving himself for his athletics.
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Is that what he tells you?
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Would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, yeah, smashing.
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MAN:
Sonla? Sonla?
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Oh! Oh, hello, darling. I thought you were
going straight to the, uh... To the club.
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No, I left me Javelin behind.
Have you seen It?
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1 think It's In the garage.
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We don't have a garage.
I know, It's upstairs. Yea--
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[HUSBAND YELLS]
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Blimey!
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Hang on, I'll give you a hand!
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Oh, where's me pants?
Oh, Mum will klll me.
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Here. You're not wearing
me pants, are you?
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Uh... Oh, I've found them.
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Hey, you, uh, didn't have
my squeegee, did you?
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By the way, what time does your old man get
back? ll don't want to be here when he--
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You!
Me? Oh, no!
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[TIMOTHY SCREAMS]
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No! No! Please!
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[F4J]
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Nol
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No, no! Please! Please! Uh...
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And agaln.
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And off we go.
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No. No. No!
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Look, I'm te-- Oh, hello, Sid.
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Nice of you to drop In.
Sorry, Sid.
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You stupid... Ooh...
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You know each other?
Yeah. It's my brother-In-law.
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Ever heard of the flying doctor?
Well, meet the flying window cleaner.
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[THREE'S A CROWD'S "CONFESSIONS
OF TIMMY LEA" PLAYS]
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TIMOTHY:
Ow!
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[BILL HALEY'S "ROCK AROUND
THE CLOCK" PLAYS ON STEREO]
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Hey, that's not bad, Is It, eh?
It's about average, I suppose, Sid.
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I meant the music, you berk.
Oh.
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Sounded qulte professional. We ought
to get a cushy number llke that, you know.
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Yeah, well, you've made a good start
with me, then, haven't you?
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[ROSIE SIGHS]
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How many husbands would make thelr
wives work In a pub In the evenings?
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[SID SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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[WOMEN GIGGLING]
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Rosle, where are they going?
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They've come to see the pop group
that's playing here tonight.
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That's where the money
Is nowadays, you know.
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What?
Well, pop groups.
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All you got to do
Is sign up a few kids,
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hire the Instruments,
plunder the classics, you're away.
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It's Just a question of what colour
you want the Rolls-Royce.
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Oh, don't be stupid.
You've got to have talent.
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It's all to do with management.
There's no need for talent.
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You should be all right, then.
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What I need Is someone of unfailing
finesse and razor-sharp reactions.
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[SID SNAPS FINGERS]
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Coming up!
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Yeah, well, you don't have
to worry about me, Sid.
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All right.
No. I've got unfailing...
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Uh... Well, what you sald.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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Coming up.
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[YELLS]
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Daddy!
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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You clumsy young fool, now It'll have
to be cleaned! What were you drinking?
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That's very kind of you.
I'll have a pint, please.
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I didn't mean that!
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Daddy, control yourself.
Here's a cloth, banana-mitts.
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Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.
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Oh, God! You bloody fool! Come here!
Let's get out of here. Come along.
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Here's what I'm on about.
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You are a bleeding menace, you are.
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What Is the point In me trying to sign up a pop
group when I'm lumbered with an Idlot Ilke you?
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Sign up a pop group?
Shut up. Yeah.
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Got any paper, Rosle?
Don't tell me they've taken It again.
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I put a fresh roll In Just the other day.
No, no, pen and paper, Rosle, love.
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You mean that lot upstairs?
Well, aren't you gonna see them play?
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SID: I can hear them playing.
What do I want to see them for?
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Pen doesn't work very well.
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Llke one or two other things
I could mention.
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Now, listen, when I move In,
please don't mess It up, hey?
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Try to capture my mood of...
breathless suavity.
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That must be them, Sid.
Look at that bloke's halr!
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What's a beautiful chick llke you
doing In a place llke this, eh?
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You wouldn't want to slip
upstairs, would you?
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I wouldn't llke to slip up
anywhere, thank you.
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Right. Here we go.
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Hello, kid, how are you doing?
MAN: Well, that should cover It.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh... I'm a man of few words,
who speaks his mind.
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Doesn't suffer fools gladly
and refuses to beat about the bush.
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I liked what you were doing upstairs.
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Yeah, we think you've
got what It takes...
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You're kidding.
And we wanna take It.
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To the top. To the top!
To the top.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
Right, there you go.
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Well, I'll draw up
the contract, then, eh?
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Sure, man, If there's a drink In It.
Right. Of course, of course.
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Here, glve us a back.
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Right. I, Sidney Noggett--
Belng of unsound mind...
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[LAUGHING]
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...The pen. The pen doesn't work.
Oh, the pen doesn't work. Oh, dear.
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Right, It's one of these old ones,
you see. Untwist It.
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A little twist there and a little press...
Whoa!
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Oh, Sld.
Oh, you caught It!
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These things happen.
Sid, where are we going?
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[TIMOTHY GRUNTING
AND GROANING]
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TIMOTHY:
Sid! No! Watch me...
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That's better.
Let's have a drink, shall we?
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Hey, Rosle...
Yeah?
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Two on the slate, love.
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Cooey. Sidney... Uh...
Just a small one for me, please, Sid.
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Oh...one for my friend.
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What you gonna call the group?
Uh, Bloater.
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No, no, I don't reckon It's classy
enough. I'm gonna call them...Kipper.
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Well, It's more refined.
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Yeah, well, It smells of success, Sid.
What you gonna do, play soul music?
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It's no laughing matter!
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Well, I don't know what
your dad'll think.
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Good day, Mr. Lea.
I'll pay you tomorrow.
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We're on the threshold of a fortune!
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I mean, the way those fellows
were playing last night, blimey!
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I'm amazed nobody else
has snapped them up.
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Yeah, It's funny, that.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Ooh, I wonder who that Is.
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Listen, I've got a Job for you. You know
that bird you dropped In on the other day?
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Oh, I know, the one you were--
Yes. Mrs. Barnwell.
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She can be very useful
to us, you know.
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How?
Well, her old man fixes up acts,
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books concerts,
all that sort of thing.
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Now, I want you to get round there
and chat her up about Kipper.
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SID: Who Is It, Ma?
It's a gorlila.
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Ah? Anyone we know?
Impatient, Isn't he?
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You'll get a clip around
the earhole In a minute.
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MR. LEA:
What took you so bleeding long?
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Have you got any Idea
how hot It Is In one of these?
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Don't mess me about,
take the bloody thing off!
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Don't Just stand there, pull It off me!
TIMOTHY: Come on, Dad.
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Go on, In here.
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There you go.
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What do you wanna
come home In that for?
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Well, I looked a fool carrying It.
You look a bigger fool wearing It.
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You've knocked off from the Lost Property
office for the day, then, have you, Dad?
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Yeah, that's what he knocked off.
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Well, I wasn't leaving It, was 1?
Bloody work of art, this Is, mate.
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MRS. LEA: What you gonna do with It?
Be very warm In bed, Mum.
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I'm not sleeping with him In that.
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How'd you get home, Dad?
By Underground?
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Yeah, swinging from strap to strap.
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[IMITATES TARZAN]
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Ah, bloody hell.
Him Tarzan, you Jane.
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Here. Have a banana.
You look llke you lost your nuts.
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Go on. It'll bring
a lovely gloss to your coat.
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Here you are, Daddy, here you are.
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MR. LEA:
Get off out of It! Get off!
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Here, careful, you'll frighten the baby!
Oh, yeah!
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I don't want my young Jason's future
development affected, you know.
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JASON:
Da-da?
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[LAUGHING]
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[F4J]
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TIMOTHY: "Go round and chat up
Mrs. Barnwell," Sid says.
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I didn't know it then, but it was like setting
out on a blind date with a bacon slicer.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, uh, good morning, Mrs. Barnwell.
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You most probably don't remember
me, but I dropped In...
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No, I was here with my
brother-In-law Sid yesterday.
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Oh, yes! I remember. That was all
rather unfortunate, wasn't It?
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Well, yes.
Well, do come In.
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Save me from drinking alone
on my birthday.
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Oh, right.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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My husband and I llve for the arts.
Oh.
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How about a little Mussorgsky?
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Oh, Just a small one. Try and
keep off It during the day.
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Oh, yes, well...
Do take your coat off.
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Would a teeny-weeny sherry
sllp down all right?
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Oh. Hey, thanks.
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Uh, Sid, uh, thought you might be Interested
In a group that we represent, called Bloater.
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I mean, Kipper.
Nuts?
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What?
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Oh! Oh, yes. Thanks.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, about Kipper. We were wondering
If you could do something with them.
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I mean, fit them In somewhere.
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Fit what In where?
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Uh... Well, llke I say,
they're very good.
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They've got this bloke...with halr.
Well, It's very unusual.
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Yes, well, you should be
speaking to my husband.
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Yes, I suppose I should,
really, shouldn't 1?
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But he's not here, Is he?
No, he's not, Is he?
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Do you know what
they say about mice?
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Oh, yeah. You ought to get onto the council
about them. Because once they start breeding--
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Nol
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When the cat's away,
the mice do play.
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Oh, yeah!
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Uh, so you think I ought
to talk to Mr. Barnwell?
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Yes, well, you come upstairs,
and I'll put a good word In for you.
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Amongst other things.
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Um, upstairs?
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Well, If my husband won't give me a
birthday present, somebody's got to.
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[CHUCKLES]
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WIII there be anything else,
Mr. Barnwell?
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No, thank you, Carole.
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Did you get the present for my wife?
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I better go and give her one.
If you reckon you stlil can.
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[GASPS]
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[YELPS]
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[KNOCKING]
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Come In.
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Oh! Sorry, am I disturbing you?
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Yes.
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MRS. BARNWELL:
Come here.
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What?
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Oh.
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Sit down.
Oh.
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I've got some lovely things In here.
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Oh, yes.
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Well, I could always get the group
to audition for you.
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You've got a one-track mind,
haven't you?
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Why don't you audition for me?
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Me? Oh, no, not me. I can't--
Oh, come on.
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TIMOTHY:
Do you think this Is wise? Because--
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Hang on.
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Oh!
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Oh!
Ooh.
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Kiss me where It counts.
What?
234
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,834
Oh, right. Won't your
husband find us--?
235
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,237
Sherllee?
236
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,397
[F4J]
237
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,157
Sherllee? Sherllee!
238
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,996
Sherllee? Sherllee!
239
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,430
Hello, dear. This Is a surprise.
240
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,519
I Just came to wish you...
241
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,677
a happy...
242
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,957
birthday.
243
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,470
That's lovely, dear. Well, won't you--?
244
00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:00,438
What are you doing In bed?
Oh, I had a spot of my old trouble.
245
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,711
Whose Jacket Is that downstairs?
246
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:08,476
Oh, that must be Mr. Lea's. He came to see
If you could find a slot for his pop group.
247
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,796
Well, he must have left--
Left It behind.
248
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,190
Something the matter, dear?
249
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,199
Um... No. No.
250
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,039
[CHUCKLES]
251
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,918
Why don't you come and sit down
here while I open my birthday present?
252
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,077
Well...
253
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,237
[F4J]
254
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,393
There. Now...
255
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,591
That's better, dear heart.
256
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,749
What about the Jacket downstairs?
Oh, he knows where he left It.
257
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,351
I think he hangs out
around here somewhere.
258
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,915
TIMOTHY: / had a definite feeling
that Sid was not going to be pleased.
259
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:59,512
What are you talking about? You mean
you never even raised the subject?
260
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,199
I never raised anything, Sid.
261
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,357
Oh, my God!
262
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,831
If you want a Job done properly,
you've gotta do It yourself.
263
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:11,112
Oh, but, Sid--
I'll see If he's stlil there.
264
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,675
How could my little choo-choo chops
265
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:18,033
think that his bunny-wunny could
have been a naughty girlie-whirlle?
266
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,870
Well, I'm sorry, Sherllee, but when
I see you look at another man,
267
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,516
1 get a sort of purple mist
In front of my eyes.
268
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,429
Oh, but how could I want
anybody else? Now, don't be slily.
269
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,435
You glve me so much...culturally.
270
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,790
I suppose you're right, darling.
271
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,195
[PHONE RINGS]
272
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,234
Oh, blast!
Oh, come on!
273
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,919
Ah, hello.
274
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,033
Sidney Noggett
of Noggo Enterprises here.
275
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,516
Yes. My assistant has just
been round to see you.
276
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,554
The full range of my activities
Is probably unknown to you.
277
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,878
But recently, I have acquired...
Noggett, yes.
278
00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,118
Oh, yes. He got onto me
while you were away.
279
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,517
SID: 7 know that these boys
have got what it takes.
280
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,155
Now, It Is not often that I find myself
281
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:10,433
forced to deal In the debased
currency of superlatives.
282
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,950
But these talented young men
283
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,677
are undoubtedly
a banquet for the earhole.
284
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,437
MR. BARNWELL:
Happy birthday, darling!
285
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,553
MRS. BARNWELL: Oh, Norman,
you know what I llke, don't you?
286
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,989
[F4J]
287
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,316
And I believe that
your proven experience...
288
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,591
[MRS. BARNWELL
MOANING AND GIGGLING]
289
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,552
And I can truthfully say that
ll have seldom been so moved--
290
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,717
You're winning!
291
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,032
You've won! You've won!
292
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,317
Oh, blast. And I didn't
have a bet on myself.
293
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,751
And I am certain...nay, nay, adamant,
294
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,600
that you wliil wish to find
an opening for them.
295
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,189
Listen, Noggett.
296
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,755
Bring the boys around.
I'll glve them a chance tomorrow.
297
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,871
Down at the Clvic Hall.
Oh!
298
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,151
4:30.
Hello?
299
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,880
They don't hang about,
these fellas. Do they?
300
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,950
There you go, my son!
Our first booking!
301
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,869
The Clvic Hall at 4:30.
Now, see how It's done?
302
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,991
You've really got a booking, Sid?
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,032
Why, that's fantastic!
Yeah, I know. It Is, Isn't It?
304
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,833
Hey, let's get around
and tell the fellas.
305
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,269
Oh, hello, love.
HI, love.
306
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,472
Have a good opening time, eh?
What? No trouble?
307
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,638
Not since I finally got
rid of you two last night.
308
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,196
Hey, Rosle, Sid's got the group a
booking already. Isn't that fantastic?
309
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,518
Well, It's nothing, really.
It's only an afternoon show.
310
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,873
But, I mean, It's a knack, Isn't It? I
mean, take me... or Sir Bernard Delfont.
311
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,914
1 only hope they can play, that's all.
Play?
312
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,396
What are you on about?
You heard them last night.
313
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,116
That wasn't them.
Thelr plugs wouldn't fit our sockets.
314
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,470
They were playing records.
315
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,597
[CHOKING]
316
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,269
Records? Bloody rec--
317
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,472
[F4J]
318
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,551
69, Common Approach.
Bloody well sults them, don't It.
319
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,831
Uh, excuse me, but do
Kipper live here?
320
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,680
Not yet, but It won't be long,
It's bleeding damp enough.
321
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,474
Uh, no, Kipper are a pop group.
322
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,479
What, you mean that
dirty lot over there?
323
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:32,799
Come on. Ta, love.
Disgusting!
324
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,229
GIRL 1:
Thanks for the good time, boys.
325
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,669
GIRL 2: Cheers.
GIRL 1: See you.
326
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,553
GIRL 2:
Bye-bye.
327
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,400
Ah, Grandad,
do you want an autograph?
328
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,353
Never be afraid to ask.
Glve us your book, then.
329
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,030
I've got your autograph, ain't 1?
Eh? Last night, on a contract.
330
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,436
Oh, right, yeah.
You were the bloke In the boozer.
331
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,233
That's right, yeah.
332
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,592
And you wasn't even bleeding
playing your Instruments, was you?
333
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,872
Didn't you realise that?
No, I didn't. Get Inside.
334
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,153
Come In the front room. Come on,
Eric, about time you got up.
335
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,839
You must be Joking.
336
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,270
NUTTER: Sit here, mate.
SID: Oh, ta. Thanks.
337
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,357
Leave off!
Yeah, do you mind?
338
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,350
Here, watch that Fanny chick,
she's not as Innocent as she looks.
339
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,789
[PLAYS GUITAR]
340
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,278
I wish you'd mind your Instrument.
Shut up a minute and listen to me.
341
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,040
You lot!
I've got a Job for you tomorrow.
342
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,232
Job?
What I wanna know ls, can you do It?
343
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,593
What, playing?
No, I mean sexing bleeding goldfish.
344
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,029
God Almighty!
345
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,878
FANNY:
Look out, boys, It's me mother.
346
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,879
We won't have any trouble.
Have you seen my Fanny?
347
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,835
Blimey, I saw The Curse Of
Frankenstein, that was enough.
348
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,556
Here! They look llke her knickers!
349
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,831
They're his.
His?
350
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,671
Here, no! Can you drive, sweetheart?
Yeah, but why?
351
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,874
Get In that cab. Step on It when I tell
you. Fanny, did you say, missus?
352
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,516
I think she's In them photographs
we had taken.
353
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,519
The ones at the Festival of Light rally.
That's right.
354
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,233
What photos?
355
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,558
Show the lady, wlll you, Timmy?
Certainly. This way.
356
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,318
I think they're In here.
357
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,036
Fanny, get out of It!
What's the matter? What's going on?
358
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,597
Oh, what's that?
That's hers!
359
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,757
I'd swear to It!
360
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,917
In you get.
Right.
361
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,272
Where Is she?
Sorry we can't help you.
362
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,437
Take It away!
363
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,597
Come on, get In!
364
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,995
So there you are!
You dirty little cow, you!
365
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,239
I've been looking for you.
It's all your fault, you pervert!
366
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,909
Come here and put something on.
367
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,077
Walt till I get you home.
368
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,232
[F4J]
369
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,396
NUTTER:
There's a place, man. Go on, park It.
370
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,593
[CRASHES]
371
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,834
You berk!
It wasn't my fault. She...
372
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,111
You struck lucky, man.
373
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,073
I think we've bumped
Into each other before, haven't we?
374
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,272
Oh, yes. But It was my fault this time,
1 didn't look In my mirror.
375
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,598
What? Well, that's all right, then.
376
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,110
No damage to speak of, eh?
377
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,392
Press! Is that your office?
378
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,477
I work for the paper.
Are you a pop group?
379
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,718
Yeah, that's right.
How fascinating.
380
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,834
You know, I always think of pop groups
as a manifestation of the proletariat
381
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,317
striving to establish
an Indigenous-culture Identity.
382
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,718
I know! What about a plece?
Now you're talking, darling!
383
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,072
Newspaper plece, you berk.
I could handle that, as well.
384
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:58,036
No, you can't. I've got to talk to him. Timmo,
glve the lady everything she wants. Wil you?
385
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,310
You bet!
386
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,753
My assistant will service all your
requirements In full. Good day to you. Come on.
387
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,272
Super! I've Just got to pick up a library
book, park the car and I'll be right with you.
388
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,394
Go and walt for me In my office.
Terrific! Right.
389
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,793
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I had to get a new ribbon, as well.
390
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,276
1 think your halr looks smashing
the way It Is.
391
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,800
For the typewriter.
392
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,958
Have you read this? How To
Maximise Your Profit Potential.
393
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,596
I believe It's terribly good.
It's stuffy In here, Isn't I1t?
394
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,519
That's It! Would you like
a cup of coffee?
395
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,429
No thanks.
You recognise my father?
396
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,233
Augustus Brown.
397
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,274
Oh! Yes, Augustus Brown.
A household word, Isn't he?
398
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,676
Llke Harpic or Falry Liquid.
399
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,711
You know, I might try and bring him along to hear
your group. He's got a very catholic taste In music.
400
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,116
Oh, well,
they don't play anything religious.
401
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,630
I meant he likes all kinds of music.
402
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,036
Now, let's get down to business,
shall we?
403
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,073
What are they called
and where can I see them?
404
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,877
They're called Kipper, and they'll
be at the Clvic Hall tomorrow.
405
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,959
What type of stuff do they play?
Well...
406
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,471
It's a bit difficult to say, really.
407
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,274
It Is difficult to categorise
performers these days, isn't It?
408
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,472
I'm secretary
of our local muslic club and...
409
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,637
Thank you.
410
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:40,549
I became Increasingly aware of the narrow line that
divides what was called pop and classical music.
411
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,990
It's almost Impossible to...
412
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,238
Oh!
413
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,957
No, they're paper flowers!
414
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,720
Oh, paper flowers.
Paper flowers.
415
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,117
Go and get some water.
I'll go and get some water.
416
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,277
[F4J]
417
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,990
This'll do It.
418
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,555
JILL:
Honestly! Oh!
419
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,318
WOMAN:
Put It down!
420
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,749
No, not there!
421
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:21,431
Put. It. Down. I'll do It.
422
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,590
Turn It off!
423
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,676
Terribly sorry!
We'll soon have this under control.
424
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,195
No, put It down! Not on there!
425
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,879
Not on here, I won't.
426
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,390
JILL:
Please be careful!
427
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,194
JILL:
Turn It off, for God's sake!
428
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,914
AUGUSTUS BROWN:
What the devil's going on?
429
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,991
What are you doing?!
Hello, sir.
430
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,112
Sorry, sir. Sorry.
Stop It!
431
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,593
Would you llke to...go out for coffee?
432
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,272
[KNOCKING]
433
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,079
SECRETARY:
Oh!
434
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,237
[F4J]
435
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,312
Excuse me,
but how do you get out of this place?
436
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,434
Great, eh, kid? Today's the day, eh?
437
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,072
Bloody hell. When are you two
gonna announce your engagement?
438
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,920
When are you gonna buy
your own bloody house?
439
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,909
Hey, stick at It, girls. I'll be back to
collect the costumes around about 4:00.
440
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,794
You've done the Kipper T-shirts?
We've done everything.
441
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,594
I hope we're goling to get some
recognition for all this work.
442
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,757
You wlil, my little darling.
443
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,316
You've done a wonderful Job. Without
the proper gear, we're nothing.
444
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,478
What we need Is a few Instant fans
to stick In these.
445
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,877
If you glve us some free tickets,
I'll get you some Instant fans.
446
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,756
That's great, Ma! Listen, I've gotta go.
Sort that out for Timmo. Timmo, come here.
447
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,112
That's me.
Get them round the theatre by 4:00.
448
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,277
Kipper's scheduled to arrive 4:15,
449
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,394
80 that should give us time to organise
a bit of a reception. You dig what I mean?
450
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,479
Don't forget the T-shirts
and don't be late.
451
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,034
You can rely on me, Sid.
452
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,997
[F4J]
453
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,515
TIMOTHY: / had a definite feeling
that Sid was not going to be pleased.
454
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,276
Did you get them?
Yes, Sid.
455
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,437
There you go.
456
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,474
Well? Where are they?
457
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,513
Here they come, Sid, here they are.
458
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,438
WOMAN:
Ooh, not bad, Is he?
459
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,076
That's not them, Is It?
Yes. The Clapham Old Girls Club.
460
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,715
Christ, I love your old lady
for doing this to me.
461
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,636
Hey! Right teenyboppers, eh?
Come on, gather round, girls.
462
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:21,596
Over here. That's a good girl.
Oh, that's nice! Right, over here.
463
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,077
Listen, now that you're all here,
you may as well do something.
464
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:31,435
What I want you to do Is when the pop group
arrives In the van, I want you to mob them.
465
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,634
Mob them. Mob them!
Right, yes! That's right.
466
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,797
Come on, girls, over there, then.
467
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,310
Come on, over here.
A blue van.
468
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,239
It's a blue van. Here It Is!
They're coming! Go and get them.
469
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,555
Go on! Go on, girls! Here they come!
470
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,151
Get them! Get them! Come on!
471
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,000
Come on, get them!
472
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,192
Here, watch It, I'm a love object, I am.
473
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,478
I've got my finger stuck!
Sorry about that.
474
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,390
Get Inside, go on, get Inside. Push.
Get Inside and get your clobber on.
475
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,795
Go on!
476
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,718
He's got his finger stuck.
477
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,036
It doesn't matter.
I'll see you later. Stay here.
478
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,754
Listen, girls. Walt, not me! Not me!
Not me, you bloody fools!
479
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,716
Go on. No, Inside the hall. Inside
the hall. I know you Ilke me. Go on.
480
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,993
There's a good girl.
In through there.
481
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,191
Right, you stay here.
482
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,118
I've done nothing...
I'll see you later.
483
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,515
But It wasn't me, Sid.
484
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,350
He's got me trumpet!
It's all right, love, calm down.
485
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,235
He's got me trumpet!
I'm sure he'll sign It for you later.
486
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,953
SID:
Now, get Inside.
487
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,439
Good God!
Don't tell me he's one of them.
488
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,917
Daddy, don't be boring.
He's really very sweet.
489
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,555
He's Just a little...accident-prone.
490
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,630
Look, If I'm going to do this article properly,
I've got to get close to him. Come on.
491
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,631
There's nothing to worry about.
Hello!
492
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,070
Here, It's this way.
493
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,236
I think you know
my brother-In-law Sid.
494
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,559
Oh, Sidney Noggett.
How charming. How do you do?
495
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,478
Won't you...?
496
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,480
You seem to have quite a lot
of elderly fans.
497
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,909
Well...
498
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,036
Well, If you'll excuse us,
we've got to get backstage.
499
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,754
Come along, Timothy.
500
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,032
Get your bloody halr cut, you might
be able to see where you're going.
501
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,436
Excuse us.
502
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,959
[SQUEALS]
503
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,518
Where are they, Sid?
Down here.
504
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,113
Oh, Sid, look!
What?
505
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,958
Imagine performing with them!
506
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,470
Millions could describe
the experience.
507
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,351
[BANGING]
508
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,913
Ah! Mr. Barnwell,
ll Just want to say thank you...
509
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,791
What?
Oh, Miss Climax.
510
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,116
Do you think I could have
a couple of words?
511
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Certainly. Plss off.
512
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,153
Do you think It's gone to thelr heads?
It's gone everywhere, kid. Come on.
513
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,117
Here we are.
I'll be In In a minute.
514
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,552
What's the matter with you lot?
Zombie can't get his finger out.
515
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,797
What are you talking about?
Stuck!
516
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,311
Here, glve me that, will you?
No, we've tried that. It won't work.
517
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,717
Trled Jamming It In anything?
518
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,150
Why not?
Here, Jam It In this, boys, come on.
519
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,873
Yeah, put It In there.
520
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,515
Let me get behind you.
Not on your life!
521
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,711
Now, pull. Go on, pulll
522
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,877
Bloody fool! Not me!
523
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,231
I've got It. Come on. Over here.
524
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,398
That's It. Now shove It In that keyhole.
525
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,114
Go on.
Now, shove It hard, push It hard!
526
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,312
That's right. Now...pull!
527
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,477
Guess what, lads!
528
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,717
Here, get out the way.
Get out the way!
529
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,758
What's the matter?
Never mind! Did It come off?
530
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,315
1 think It's broken.
531
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,670
He can't play llke that, can he?
532
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,314
No, no.
533
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,830
We'll Just have to find somebody else.
But who?
534
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,238
[PLAYING "THE CLAPHAM"]
535
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,630
Here's a merry new dance tune
from South London.
536
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,070
It's called "The Clapham."
537
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,797
What's Timmy doing up there?
538
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,470
Out to make a bloody fool of himself,
1 should expect.
539
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,279
NUTTER:
Let's get a bit nasty.
540
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,110
[SCREAMING]
541
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,279
Now I want you all
to get really, really violent.
542
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,596
Get off me, you fat old twit!
543
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,916
You push me, I'll push you.
I'm getting out of here!
544
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,794
Bleeding muppet. Here, take that!
545
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,710
546
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,709
You're stupid old women,
listening to this rubbish!
547
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,353
Sock It to me, sock It--
548
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,320
I can hear! I can hear!
549
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,838
Here! You can't let these little freaks
stop the show, we're on next!
550
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,316
All right. Wil everybody belt up?
551
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,876
Don't worry, girls. When I'm a star,
I'll slgn you a palr of my Y-fronts.
552
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:43,075
Listen, If I live to be...21,
I'll get you for this.
553
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,989
You wliil never work again!
554
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,918
[SCREAMING]
555
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,191
[PLAYS PIANO]
556
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,437
[BOTH SHUSHING]
557
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,678
They've gone now.
I know who you are.
558
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,995
What?
559
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,950
You're Mick Jagger.
What? Oh, don't be sllly!
560
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,798
You're making a comeback,
aren't you?
561
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,911
No. No.
562
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,157
Don't go.
What? Why not?
563
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,397
I'll scream.
Nol No. Don't.
564
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,193
I'll let them know you're In here.
565
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,836
Now, listen to me. I'm Timmy Lea,
you've got to believe me.
566
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,238
I knew It wasn't a cosh
you kept down the front of your Jeans.
567
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,760
Oh!
568
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,316
No. Now, look, control yourself. It's...
569
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:58,995
Get off! What are you doing?
Oh, Mick!
570
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,749
I'll tell the others.
Not to mention the fuzz.
571
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,952
I haven't done anything!
Who's gonna believe that?
572
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,198
I've only got to rip off my shirt.
Oh, blimey.
573
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,835
Tug down my Jeans.
Walt. Can we Just talk about this?
574
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,873
And rip off my panties.
Now...walt a minute.
575
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,550
If I'm gonna get seven years,
I may as well earn some of It.
576
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,198
Your hands are cold.
577
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,153
Well, It's the only thing that Is,
I promise you that.
578
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,069
Oh, Mick! My friends
are never gonna believe me.
579
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,237
Neither are mine.
580
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,479
Oh, Mick!
581
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,079
Oh, sorry.
582
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,918
Not too quick, Mick.
583
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,631
It's the fuzz.
584
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,839
There doesn't seem
to be anybody here.
585
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,314
Except you.
586
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,749
[F4J]
587
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,237
And me.
Oh, Rodney!
588
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,080
Take off your glasses.
589
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,437
And your hat.
590
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,877
And your uniform.
591
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,519
Penelope.
Oh, Rodney!
592
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,120
Penelope.
Oh, Rodney.
593
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,756
...I say.
594
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,715
Mind my truncheon.
Oh, Rodney!
595
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,912
We've got to get out of here!
Yes.
596
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,789
Yeah, come on. Got an Idea.
Follow me.
597
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,553
PENELOPE:
Oh, Rodney!
598
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,552
TIMOTHY:
Oh!
599
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,952
[MOANING]
600
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,349
Strewth!
601
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,951
TIMOTHY:
Quick, quick, follow me. Come on!
602
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,117
You two,
come back with that costume!
603
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,757
[F4J]
604
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,392
POLICEMAN:
Whoa! Whoa!
605
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,556
Hey!
606
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,553
MAN ON RADIO: All the hits and more,
that's what you get on 194.
607
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,478
And a reminder,
If you like a bit of nostalgia,
608
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,230
every afternoon at 3:00, Roger Scott
and the Three O'clock Thrill.
609
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,911
[MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
610
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,432
What I can't understand Is why Black Beauty
here had to come home dressed up as a horse.
611
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,911
Look, If you dress up as a gorilla, ll don't
see why I shouldn't dress up as a horse.
612
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,998
Get off, you dirty...
Well, what's wrong you?
613
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,879
Not enough mllk.
Got any mllk? Oh, It's okay.
614
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,031
Oh!
615
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,312
What Is It?
It's about your group. By that bloke.
616
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,989
Augustus Brown.
Kipper? Glve me that.
617
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,029
What's It say, Sid?
Blimey. Listen to this.
618
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:29,553
"Last night, I witnessed the most Important event In
the history of muslic since the birth of Beethoven."
619
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,955
Blimey.
620
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,835
“"Mr. Nutter Normington bypassed
the Intermediary of his Instrument
621
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,749
and literally took his
mind to his music."
622
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,075
Load of cobblers.
623
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,274
With a review like that, we ought to be able to
get a booking at that theatre...the Roundhouse!
624
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,269
The Roundhouse? They couldn't
get a booking In a plss house.
625
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,153
Walter!
Well...
626
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,636
[PHONE RINGS]
627
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,877
' Go.
628
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,598
Hello?
629
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,394
Oh, It's you!
Thanks for that fantastic review.
630
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,719
Here, has he got a new girifriend?
He fancies that newspaper bird.
631
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,399
Bye-bye.
632
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,194
Here! Here, that was her!
633
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,950
That was JIIl. She wants to see me.
Great! Get on round there.
634
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,631
And, Timmo, like I told you before, try to
employ a little subtiety and finesse, eh?
635
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,753
You've been with me long enough
to see how It's done.
636
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,951
IN FRENCH ACCENT:
Your hand, my darling.
637
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,834
Au revoir, ma petite.
638
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,875
IN NORMAL VOICE:
Oh, no.
639
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,031
I was--
640
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:49,155
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I'll do It.
No, It's all right. I'll do It.
641
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,990
Hello. Me again.
Miss Brown's expecting...me.
642
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,589
She's upstairs on the terrace,
having coffee.
643
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,155
That way? Right.
Yes.
644
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,310
Hello? Hello, glve me the editor.
645
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,160
It's him. He's here again!
646
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,590
It's a lovely view, isn't It?
647
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,434
Super about the record, Isn't It?
Yes.
648
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,995
Record?
Haven't you heard?
649
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,353
I Just rang up Norman Barnwell for a story.
He sald he's flxed up a recording session.
650
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,233
Well, he's changed his tune,
hasn't he?
651
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,954
He can't afford not to glve you a break
after Daddy's review.
652
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,358
The more I think about this pop thing,
the more fascinated I become.
653
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,951
There are so many different facets.
Oh, yes.
654
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,711
L1 don't Just mean the music Itself or the
social significance. There's a financial aspect.
655
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,073
Have you thought about that?
Sid thinks about that most of the time.
656
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:45,514
I was thinking about you In bed. I've decided
I'd like to become much more closely Involved.
657
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:48,599
Really?
I'd like to get Inside you.
658
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,759
I know what you mean.
I thought I even might handle your PR.
659
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,315
PR?
660
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,319
Not my P-R-I-C...
661
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,638
I'm talking about public relations.
662
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,277
I'm not without experience. I took a
course of business studies at university.
663
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,677
What do you think?
1 think you're a knockout.
664
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,629
Oh! There's Daddy.
665
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,751
Here, Jlil. You wlll come
to the recording session, won't you?
666
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,271
I'd find It fascinating.
Because you're good luck for me.
667
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,154
Daddy, you remember Timmy Lea.
Absolutely.
668
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,554
My dear boy, how do you achieve
your perfect polse?
669
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,717
Oh! Just a knack, really.
670
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,591
[KIPPER PLAYING "KIPPER"]
671
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,633
[CHEERING]
672
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,239
Great! Great!
ENGINEER: Okay, that's the one.
673
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,716
Let's take a break for tea.
674
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,312
Not bad for only the 70th time, eh?
What do you think of them, Mr. Barnwell?
675
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,477
Taking things Into consideration:
676
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,709
thelr lack of experience, thelr technical
Imperfections and thelr total lack of polish,
677
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,877
I'd say they were useless.
678
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,279
Hello, darling. I was magic, wasn't 1?
679
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,915
Yeah, we was getting It
together there.
680
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,078
If you're ready, Jlil, we--
SID: Where are you going?
681
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,591
Jill and I were Just popping off--
You're not, you've got work to do.
682
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,758
Don't worry, darling,
this Is a case for superstar.
683
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:40,431
Don't worry. It'll glve me a chance
to winkle out the real Nutter.
684
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,758
I'll keep me pin handy. Ta-ta, all.
But...
685
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:51,358
Right. Now that we've got Kipper
recorded, what are we going to do about It?
686
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,836
Shall I tell you?
The best thing you can do Is to...
687
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,871
No, that would be too painful.
688
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,357
The best thing to do Is
take the record round to Maxy Naus.
689
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,597
You know him, he's always on telly.
690
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,314
In the business,
he Is known as Mr. Fixit.
691
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,477
He's In with all the DJs.
692
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,913
You give him a plece of the action, get
your record played. Know what I mean?
693
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,194
Now, watch your manners and don't
do anything stupid. All right?
694
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:24,711
Hello, boys. I don't think I know
you two. Are you new to the racket?
695
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,038
Come on In.
Thank you, Mr. Fixlt.
696
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:31,915
My name Is Naus, Maxy Naus.
Yes. Yes.
697
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,634
Mr. Barnwell sent us
round to see you.
698
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,674
Say no more. I'll leave Ruth and
Sharon to Introduce themselves.
699
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,679
Get the boys a drink.
Yes, Mr. Naus.
700
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,598
Hello, boys.
Oh, hello.
701
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,397
You fancy nipping down the corridor?
Not Just now, Maxy.
702
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,956
Only take a second.
That's what I'm worried about.
703
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,558
What's your pleasure?
Come for a little walk. I'll show you.
704
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,432
Sid?
705
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,710
You know me, I never have a bad word
for anyone In the business.
706
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,311
I made It one of my rules.
I bumped Into Morrle the other day.
707
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,591
Thieving little bastard.
708
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,235
Here you are, darling.
Oh, ta.
709
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,636
Ooh, blimey!
You In the business, are you?
710
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,797
Oh, yeah.
Play a few records?
711
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,039
Oh, albums full.
Oh. Are you from Luxembourg?
712
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,869
No, Clapham.
Oh, you have a station there?
713
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,074
Well, yeah, Clapham Junction.
Why, do you wanna go somewhere?
714
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,272
Yes. Why don't you come along
for the ride?
715
00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:00,233
No, there's something
I've got to show Mr. Fixnaus.
716
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,829
Why don't you
show me something first?
717
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,398
Why, have you got a record player?
Oh, yes, we have everything here.
718
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,757
TIMOTHY:
Really?
719
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,350
I've always wanted to do this!
720
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,598
I've got a snorkel, you know.
Yes, I should hope so.
721
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,519
Come on, then.
There's not much point, Is there?
722
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:28,111
There's nowhere to do It.
You do It here, darling.
723
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,393
Have you got a swimming bath here?
You want to do It In the bath?
724
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,833
No fun unless you do It underwater,
Is there? Oh, terrific.
725
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,795
Where did you say you came from?
From Kipper.
726
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,957
Yeah, they're a very good group.
727
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,391
They've got this bloke
who bashes his organ with his head.
728
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,156
[WHISTLES]
729
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,954
Right, which way to the pool?
730
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,800
MAXY:
Okay, everyone, shop's open.
731
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,435
MAN 1: This Is what
we've been waiting for.
732
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,473
They make a lovely couple,
don't they?
733
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,469
MAN 2: Bird's got some form.
MAN 1: Look at this.
734
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,200
Mr. Kipper, I'm here.
735
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:43,276
You're on. Or rather, I am.
736
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,033
TIMOTHY: Oh, yes. Right.
WOMAN: Mind your snorkel.
737
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,277
TIMOTHY:
ll can't see. I can't see any...
738
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,551
WOMAN: Be careful.
TIMOTHY: Oh, there you are.
739
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,719
Where's the...?
WOMAN: Oh, your snorkel.
740
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,870
Oh, your flippers are...
741
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,276
TIMOTHY:
Watch me...
742
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,759
WOMAN:
Get the...
743
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,190
TIMOTHY:
Nice party.
744
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,080
Where you going? Oh...
745
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,191
I've Just remembered something.
What?
746
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,109
Record.
Record?
747
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,231
Be...back In a minute.
748
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,516
[LAUGHING]
749
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,957
What's going on?
Have a look.
750
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,312
There's some bloke
making a fool of himself In a frog--
751
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,677
Walt a minute.
752
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,479
Get back In there!
You get back In!
753
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,594
There's three quid's worth
of giteau there.
754
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,314
Real cream, you know.
755
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,478
[KIPPER PLAYING]
756
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:36,357
Well, what do you think of It, Mum?
Very nice. Very catchy.
757
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,712
I haven't heard It played anywhere.
You wouldn't have.
758
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,311
If you're not prepared to compromise your ethics
and you've got a stupid berk as a brother-In-law,
759
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,318
you haven't got much chance
of getting It on the air.
760
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,070
Mind If we have the television on?
Certainly, Tarzan.
761
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,635
Top Of The Pops! would be all right.
762
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:57,153
God! After your efforts? We'd be lucky If we could
get It played as background music for the test card.
763
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:00,671
Il didn't know all those blokes were disc
Jockeys. How was I supposed to know?
764
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:06,673
Look, It's Maxy Nauslt.
765
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,874
Of course. He Introduces
Star Knockers.
766
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,720
1 didn't know they had this on
In the afternoon.
767
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,436
It's a repeat.
Here.
768
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,916
What?
I've got an Idea.
769
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,198
I think I can get Kipper on that show.
How?
770
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,472
Listen,
Mrs. Barnwell Is very close to Maxy.
771
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,310
I thought she had It In for him.
She does. Frequently.
772
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,798
I'll tell her that we're doing fantastic
business at the local record shop.
773
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,436
In fact, I'll make bloody certain we
are. You lot, I want a word with you.
774
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,792
I want you to do me a favour.
You know what you can do.
775
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,039
Yes, well, there's money In It.
Monies, monies, monies.
776
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:53,029
Where did you get all that from?
How much wads?
777
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,077
[F4J]
778
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,752
TIMOTHY: Sid had this brainwave
that If we went out
779
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,190
and bought all the Kipper records
we could lay our hands on,
780
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,716
then we could get it into the charts.
781
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:58,312
Seemed stupid to me, but as It turned
out, It had an unexpected bonus.
782
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,477
[MUSIC PLAYING ON THE STEREO]
783
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,677
It's all right, I'll get them.
784
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,440
There you go.
Ta. What can I do for you?
785
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,075
Kipper, please.
Kipper.
786
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,160
We've had a big run on that today.
Oh. Really?
787
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,637
It's not my cup of tea.
1 only llke progressive music myself.
788
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,077
You see...I'm a very progressive girl.
789
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,195
Yes. Well, I don't think you could say
Kipper progressed very far.
790
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,155
Don't go away.
I'll...see If I've got anything on top.
791
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,679
Whoops! Can you hold It?
792
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,837
What?
The stool.
793
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,192
Oh! Yes. Certainly.
794
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:51,476
1 think we've run out.
Do you think you'll have It In agaln?
795
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,469
I wouldn't be surprised. Hang on.
There might be something over here.
796
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,354
Oh. Right.
797
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,231
[BOTH YELL]
798
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:10,676
What's the matter?
I've got a crick In my neck.
799
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,440
You poor thing,
let me massage It for you.
800
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,438
Ta.
801
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,836
Ooh, that's better.
802
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,680
Yes, that's rather nice.
803
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,431
How about...
something a little bit more romantic?
804
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,478
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
805
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,751
Oh, much better.
806
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:39,395
No one else Is gonna come, are they?
That's up to you, show-stopper.
807
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,557
Oh, right!
808
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,439
[CHANGES MUSIC]
809
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,477
[CHANGES MUSIC]
810
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:16,197
[CHANGES MUSIC]
811
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,629
[CHANGES MUSIC]
812
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,549
[CHANGES MUSIC]
813
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,079
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
814
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,590
Oh, ll love It In time with the muslic.
815
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,589
Yes! I love this passage!
I really llke It!
816
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,597
WOMAN:
Let It all hang out!
817
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,029
[CHANGES MUSIC]
818
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,749
[CHANGES MUSIC]
819
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,309
[CHANGES MUSIC]
820
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,989
[MUSIC SPEEDS UP]
821
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,069
[MUSIC STOPS]
822
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:12,194
1 think I've found It.
What?
823
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,354
The record you were looking for.
Oh. Good.
824
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,869
[MUSIC PLAYING]
825
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,954
At last! Where have you been? You're
supposed to have been rehearsing.
826
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,118
I'm sorry, Sid, I was...
Rehearsing for what, I want to know.
827
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,154
Since you've been looking after us,
we've got nowhere. I's diabolical, man.
828
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,797
Il think we should let Jlll manage us.
We should give Sid another chance.
829
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,631
Now, listen, lads. I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but tonight I'm working on something really blg.
830
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:09,596
All right, but I'm warning you, If you haven't lined
up something by tomorrow morning, we're through.
831
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,110
We'll put ourselves
In Miss Brown's hands.
832
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,834
I can see you doing that.
NUTTER: Watch It.
833
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,713
Come on, lads, let's get on with It.
834
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,875
One, two, one, two, three, four.
835
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,037
836
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,514
Don't bother to wish me luck,
wlll you?
837
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,792
You'll all be surprised,
the connections I've got.
838
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,718
[MOANING]
839
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,394
SID: See, what I wanted to say was--
MRS. BARNWELL: Go on, go on!
840
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:05,551
I know you know Maxy Naus.
What? Don't stop!
841
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,912
Oh, my God!
Ooh! Don't leave me!
842
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,270
Well, If you could Just...
843
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,916
You know, help to...
To... To get the group
844
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,760
on his television show.
845
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,999
You know, Star Knockers.
846
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:28,479
Star Knockers.
We want to be on Star Knockers.
847
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,510
You are naughty, Sidney.
848
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,954
I was thinking of something before we started
all that. You've put It right out of my head.
849
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,197
Oh, I know what It was.
850
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,950
Why don't we put that group of yours
on the Maxy Naus show?
851
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,072
[STAR KNOCKERS THEME
SONG PLAYS]
852
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,310
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
853
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,157
Wonderful. Marvellous.
854
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:18,117
God bless you all, ladles and gentlemen,
lads and lassies, kids and kiddlewlinkles.
855
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:22,837
Yes, It's me agaln, Maxy Naus,
your homely, humble host,
856
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,429
welcoming you back
to Star Knockers,
857
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:30,476
the show that sets out to bring you
the best In undiscovered talent.
858
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:35,072
Here, Tim, reckon we stand a chance?
Load of rubbish so far.
859
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,671
--New acts
performing original material.
860
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,474
Now, ladles and gentlemen,
the moment has come
861
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:45,799
to Invite the participation of you,
our wonderful studio audience.
862
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,119
May I humbly suggest that your
first task be to test the applausometer
863
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,311
by giving us a really blg hand?
864
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,716
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
865
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,189
Hey, does that thing really work?
866
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,119
Yeah. It's the only genuine thing
on the show.
867
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,480
You mean the louder the nolse,
the higher the needle goes?
868
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,755
Now It's time to really put
the applausometer to work.
869
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:22,158
I'm going to re-Introduce those
very wonderful, undiscovered talents
870
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:26,194
who gave you so much pleasure
In the early part of the show.
871
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,359
From Clapham In South London,
1 glve you...
872
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,517
Kipper.
Kipper!
873
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,677
[PLAYING AND SINGING]
874
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,912
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
875
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,593
[TIMOTHY SINGING]
876
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,960
1 don't have to tell you
that you're not going to win, do 1?
877
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:45,150
[BLOWS ON PARTY BLOWER]
878
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,271
Get off, wlll you?
879
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,630
L1 don't feel llke a birthday party.
880
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,754
Never mind, Sid, you did your best.
Well, It wasn't good enough.
881
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:57,635
I'll tell you something, I'm dreading
that meeting tomorrow.
882
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,840
They'll go off with that bird
If we're not careful, you know.
883
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,951
Oh, no, Sid. Jlill's not llke that.
Oh, no?
884
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,470
No, no.
She's only Interested In Kipper
885
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,435
as a manlifestation of symbiotic
counterculture, as It happens.
886
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,916
Is that what she told you?
Yeah.
887
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,589
Who's a lovely birthday boy, then?
888
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:20,158
Cheer up, you two. What have you
bought Jason for his birthday, Sidney?
889
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,192
I haven't had time to get anything,
have 1?
890
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,358
I've been striving to help bulld
something towards the future.
891
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,039
That's what I'm gonna glve
him as a present.
892
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,992
You might have done something.
893
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,840
SID: Cake?
894
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,190
That's coloured semolina.
895
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,274
Where's the candle gone?
It's sunk.
896
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,477
Hello, sailor.
897
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,071
You stay there, sunshine.
898
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,434
Oh, God.
899
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,950
Evening, all.
900
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,674
What have you bought Jason
for his birthday, Dad?
901
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,554
Oh, ...
902
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,910
Half a bottle of whisky.
903
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:08,079
You can't give whisky to a little baby.
Course you can.
904
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:12,239
You store It away untll It matures,
and he can have It when he's older.
905
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:18,630
I'll keep It for him. All the nobs do It.
They put down port for thelr kids.
906
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:23,759
I sometimes wish I'd have
put down poison for some of mine.
907
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:27,874
There you are, love. Did you have
a nice time at...? Oh, my God, yes.
908
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,833
Sit down, love. We can start
the party now you're here.
909
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:35,671
Would you like a cheese straw, Dad?
I can't eat those with these teeth In.
910
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,951
Where's your other set?
1 don't know.
911
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:42,472
I've not seen them since you used
them to put a pattern on that ple crust.
912
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:48,073
Here, love, I know. Why don't you say a few
words? After all, It Is a family occasion.
913
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:53,400
Our first grandchlid's first birthday.
Oh, yes, Dad, go on.
914
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,193
TIMOTHY:
Let's all have a laugh, Dad.
915
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,710
Hand him over.
Come on, my old Jason.
916
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,673
There we are.
That's It.
917
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:05,078
There.
There we are. You comfortable?
918
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:10,832
Right. Now, then. You can call me
a stupid old fool, If you like.
919
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,475
You're a stupid old fool.
You shut your mouth.
920
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,559
Timmy!
921
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:22,312
A lot of people think that our future
and the country's future
922
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:26,229
Is In the hands of the scientists
and the politicians, don't they?
923
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,511
Well, that's... I don't believe that,
924
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:34,033
because I believe that our future
Is In the hands of the little people.
925
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:37,232
Little people llke little Jason here,
eh?
926
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:39,033
There we are.
927
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:44,474
To me, It's the scientists who do all
this bloody pollution In the country.
928
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,877
The politicians, they can't agree.
They're fighting. Know what I mean?
929
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,152
We know, as a family,
we have our ups and downs,
930
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,398
but, I mean, we know
that when the crunch comes
931
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:59,117
we always In our hearts,
we know to stick together.
932
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:04,793
That Is what little Jason's teaching
us, and that's family unlty, Isn't, eh?
933
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,153
1 mean,
I don't normally say things llke this.
934
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:16,430
What's the matter, love?
The bleeder's peed all over me hand.
935
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,632
Come on, Jason. Ah, love.
936
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,198
You all know Daddy, don't you?
NUTTER: Yeah. Hello, squire.
937
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,870
Anybody care for a glass of wine?
Ta, I've got a Scotch.
938
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,799
Oh.
Sorted everything out?
939
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,389
We nearly sorted out the management,
If that's what you mean.
940
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,275
Looks llke the group might split up.
Oh, dear. What a plty.
941
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,756
I thought you might help me out.
In what way, squire?
942
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:48,431
You see, I've got to help organise this charity
concert for the Critics' Benevolent Fund.
943
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,712
I can't for the life of me remember
where the damn thing Is to be held.
944
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:56,869
Hang on. Ah, yes!
The London Palaceum.
945
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,480
[PHONE RINGS]
946
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,239
Yeah?
947
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,357
The London Palaceum?
948
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,439
The London Palaceum?
949
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,315
To think they'll be there.
Thelr Majesties.
950
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:14,079
MR. LEA:
You wouldn't credit It, would you?
951
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:18,433
Il hope she wears her crowns.
So do l. It does sult her, don't It?
952
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,117
Good evening.
953
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,754
Ah, yes.
Excuse me, could I have a word?
954
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:26,032
Not at the moment.
Probably a little later on.
955
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,394
Right under the royal box.
Not bad, eh?
956
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,913
I can't see them.
957
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,999
What, you want to stand on my head?
Frequently.
958
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:47,159
Come on! We're gonna be late.
959
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:51,399
Don't panic, Walter.
I've never been late yet.
960
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,994
Typical.
You haven't turned the set on.
961
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,195
1 only hope Sid behaves himself,
that's all.
962
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,357
[PIANO PLAYS]
963
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,556
Ah! Good evening.
Sir, have you got a ticket, please?
964
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:30,119
Oh, yes. There. There you are.
Seems to be In order. Thank you.
965
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,472
Thank you.
Round the back. Round the back!
966
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:35,512
Good evening.
967
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,834
NUTTER:
What about that?
968
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,031
[ WHISTLES]
969
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,829
Sidney Noggett!
970
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:56,271
Not now, darling.
Come back later, that's a good girl.
971
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,551
Sidney, If I may say so,
you were Instrumental,
972
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:02,151
if ll may use that word, "Instrumental,”
In discovering Kipper.
973
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:08,709
That Is correct. The moment I first heard
them, I knew they had that maglc Ingredient...
974
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:11,473
Well,
they're a wonderful bunch of lads.
975
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,996
TIMOTHY: Oh, dear. Once again,
I have this nagging feeling
976
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,238
that Sid Is not going
to be very pleased.
977
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:24,957
Well, ladles and gentiemen, 1 think the moment
that we've been waiting for has arrived.
978
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,674
I can see the crowd surging forward.
979
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,555
Disappeared!
Disappeared? What are we gonna do?
980
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,469
We'll have to find him, that's what we'll have
to do. God knows what he's got himself Into now.
981
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,160
[WOMEN'S VOICES]
982
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,079
1 think
I've got to get on a different plll.
983
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,033
Oh. Hello.
984
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:34,030
What are you doing here?
Well, there was a hole In the stage.
985
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:38,313
Oh. They're everywhere, aren't they?
Yes.
986
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:41,672
If It's not a rude question,
what are you doing?
987
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,314
I'm warming up.
988
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:49,239
L1 am like a soldier,
waiting to go over the top.
989
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:55,749
This keeps my mind off It.
Your mind's practically on It.
990
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,237
Two minutes to curtain, everybody.
Undo me.
991
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:07,159
I beg your pardon?
Undo me. My zlp, please.
992
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,431
I can't. I'm on In a minute.
993
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,711
Oh, are you In the show?
994
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,434
Yes, I'm with the grope... The group.
995
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:19,953
Oh. You would help a fellow thespian
In her moment of need.
996
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,319
Wouldn't you?
997
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:25,990
Well, no. I didn't think thespians
were Interested In that sort of thing.
998
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,591
Just a little succour. Just...
999
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,709
Timmy? Tim?
1000
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,194
Timmy?
1001
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,074
I'd bend over backwards
to please you.
1002
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,949
TIMOTHY:
Look, I really must go.
1003
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,638
Wiii the members of the Kipper band
please stand by?
1004
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,119
I'm on In a minute.
1005
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:59,109
You could be on a lot quicker
If you played your cards right.
1006
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,960
1007
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,673
[KNOCKING]
1008
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:08,639
Coming! It's my boyfriend!
I thought I was.
1009
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,190
Coming! Where are you?
1010
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,994
Over here.
You've got to get out!
1011
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,830
But how?
The same way you came In, the vent.
1012
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:23,237
My clothes! I must have my clothes!
Hurry!
1013
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,790
Evening, dear.
1014
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:49,833
Your Majesty, Your Excellency,
my lords, ladles and gentiemen.
1015
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,317
And now two wonderful old pros.
1016
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,639
Need I say more
than the Climax Sisters?
1017
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,633
[SINGING "1 NEED YOU"]
1018
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:36,520
L1 don't know why they have them on.
They're past It.
1019
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,997
[LAUGHING]
1020
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:52,232
What are we gonna do?
I'm up to here with you lot!
1021
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:55,558
If he's not here In 30 seconds,
you have to go on without him.
1022
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,798
I'll be In the wings. Good luck.
1023
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,120
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
1024
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,597
Your Majesty, Your Excellency,
1025
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,110
my lords, ladles and gentiemen.
1026
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:29,917
It glves me great personal pleasure
to Introduce the next act.
1027
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:34,876
Many of you may be acquainted with
a little show I do called Star Knockers.
1028
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:43,791
I'm grateful to know that after all these
years one is still remembered with affection.
1029
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,389
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
1030
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:49,513
The moment
you've all been waliting for.
1031
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,838
Ooh, this must be them now.
1032
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:58,877
I'm so nervous. I want to make myself
look nice for Her Majesty.
1033
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:02,550
Rosle, you're powdering your nose
with a marshmallow.
1034
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,595
Timmo!
1035
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,757
Timmy?
1036
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,797
Timmy?
1037
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,191
TIMOTHY:
Oh, Sld.
1038
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:26,956
Sid. Over here In the shaft, Sid.
Timmy!
1039
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:32,280
What the bloody hell are you...?
You're supposed to be on bloody stage!
1040
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:34,551
I can't, Sid, I've got no clothes.
Only these.
1041
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,751
What do you mean, you can't?
1042
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:40,191
Get out of that hole Immediately. You'll have
to wear what you've got. Come on, now, hurry up.
1043
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,756
Your Majesty, Your Excellency,
my lords, ladles and gentlemen,
1044
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:46,679
1 glve you...kipper.
1045
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,393
[PLAYING "KIPPER"]
1046
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:05,318
NUTTER:
Here we go! Start the show.
1047
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,796
One, two, three... Are you ready?
1048
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,713
Come on, Tim, hit the thing.
1049
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:15,554
That's It, nice and heavy.
1050
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:19,310
Bit of bass, shake the place.
1051
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,114
Oh, I think the Joanna comes In here.
1052
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:25,995
Come on, man, clap your hands!
1053
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:28,157
Wreck the place, we don't care.
1054
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,917
1055
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,317
Boy, can I pick them!
1056
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,277
That was tremendous!
Fantastic!
1057
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,915
1 don't know how you did It,
but you did It!
1058
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:31,431
I wanna have a word with you
about that. In private.
1059
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,678
We've come for our souvenir.
What?
1060
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,952
Superstar promised us
an autographed palr of his Y-fronts.
1061
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:43,357
Oh, really. Can't you see we're In the
middie of an Important discussion?
1062
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,393
IMITATES POSH VOICE:
Oh! I say, how frightfully boring.
1063
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:49,991
Oh, go away, you slily old tart.
How dare you, you stuck-up--
1064
01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:54,319
Glrls, I'm not wearing any pants.
Prove It!
1065
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:59,356
Ladles, please!
Get out of It! Get his pants, Bren.
1066
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:29,076
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
1067
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:30,270
[CROWD GASPS]
1068
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,551
[WHISTLING]
1069
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,238
Bloody disgusting.
1070
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:49,751
I want me mum! Help, please!
1071
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,758
[BARKS]
1072
01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,311
That's our chance of success
up the spout.
1073
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,717
Oh, no, It's not. Not If I have my way.
You walt and see.
1074
01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:08,512
TIMOTHY: Well, I was right about
one thing. Sid was not very pleased.
1075
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:12,759
I thought my career as a performer
was finished. And It was.
1076
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,156
Well, not quite finished.
1077
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,317
[PLAYING GUITAR AND DRUMS]
1078
01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,397
[THREE'S A CROWD'S "CONFESSIONS
OF TIMMY LEA" PLAYS]
1079
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,157
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