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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:04,380 - What shall I have? - I don't know. 2 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:07,550 - I'm not hungry. - How about a steak? 3 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:11,721 - That's a good idea. - Chateaubriand? 4 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:14,516 - Or filet mignon? - Chateaubriand. 5 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,395 Two of them. 6 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:22,899 - Rare or medium rare? - Rare. 7 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,275 Rare. 8 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:27,153 - Warm. - Of course. 9 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:32,367 What time did you leave Monte Carlo? 10 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,578 I left at... 11 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:40,333 Nothing to start with? 12 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,418 No, thanks. 13 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:49,050 He's upset that we're not ordering more. 14 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,177 Want to make him happy? 15 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,273 Do you have any rooms? 16 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:02,577 This movie was my way of wishing you a Happy New Year. 17 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,562 Warden, tell them to open the doors. 18 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,941 Egotist. You'll never fool them with that. 19 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:37,695 Ever heard of black shoe polish? 20 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,656 Yeah, I've heard of it. 21 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:45,745 Before the movie, they'll frisk us good. 22 00:04:45,787 --> 00:04:49,582 200 guys will celebrate New Year's Eve at home tonight. 23 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,920 You're an egotist and an idealist. 24 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:57,590 You'll just spoil it for everybody. 25 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,722 Simon, report to the warden. 26 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,318 What's the movie tonight? 27 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:19,612 Some love story. 28 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,754 - They're all here. - Bring them in. 29 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:50,142 Gentlemen, I wanted to offer you my best wishes... 30 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:54,730 ...for good health and prosperity, 31 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:59,235 ...for liberty and honesty. 32 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:05,241 This may surprise you, since you are prisoners, 33 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:09,620 ...but as you know, every year at this time, 34 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:13,833 ...paroles are granted. And you three... 35 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:18,045 ...have been granted paroles this year. 36 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:22,258 You'll celebrate New Year's Eve at home tonight. 37 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:24,927 I tell you I didn't break out! 38 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:27,930 We got special New Year paroles! 39 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,974 It's not a joke! 40 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,561 I'll explain when I see you. I'll be right there. 41 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,278 You're not calling? 42 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,782 Tell the old man the cab's here. 43 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,578 Wait for me! 44 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,224 Happy New Year. 45 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,107 - Happy New year. - Same to you, kid. 46 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,304 Take the first right. 47 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:53,432 - It's not the right way. - I'm in no hurry. 48 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,611 First left. 49 00:08:05,695 --> 00:08:08,114 It's still not the right way. 50 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,207 Left again. 51 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,960 Hope you're having fun. 52 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:31,262 Now, to Faubourg St Honore. 53 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,147 Happy New Year. 54 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,875 Hello, Henri? 55 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,655 Françoise? 56 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,451 Are you here? 57 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,218 How could I answer? I just got here! 58 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,637 I thought you were home. The lights are on. 59 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:43,144 Want me to help you close up? 60 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,229 Very well, my dear! 61 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:49,441 Hurry home. I've got some ideas for tonight. 62 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:10,022 ♪ The Happy New Year is a cup of holiday cheer ♪ 63 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:18,105 ♪ Heaven's Christmas present to you ♪ 64 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,033 ♪ The Happy New Year ♪ 65 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:27,873 ♪ Ring out the old, ring in the new ♪ 66 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:34,338 ♪ Say goodnight to the sleepy old year... ♪ 67 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,225 Reception desk, please. 68 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:53,440 Is there still a nightclub called Michou? 69 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:57,027 Michou... that's right. 70 00:12:57,111 --> 00:13:02,366 ♪ The Happy New Year opens the way for you ♪ 71 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:09,665 ♪ To hope all your dreams will come true... ♪ 72 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:20,134 - Michou here? - After the show. 73 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:37,443 ♪ The Happy New Year is the smile of a man ♪ 74 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:44,408 ♪ Who speaks the truth like a man ♪ 75 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:50,414 ♪ The Happy New Year is a cup of holiday cheer ♪ 76 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:57,379 ♪ Heaven's Christmas present to you... ♪ 77 00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:30,954 Thank you, Mireille Mathieu, for joining us. 78 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,623 Happy New Year, everyone! 79 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,946 Push the button to talk. 80 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,197 Screwball! 81 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,540 Excuse me, I forgot my wallet. 82 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:06,675 - What color is it? - Black. 83 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:17,102 - Sure you had it? - I had my train ticket in it. 84 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:38,749 Marseilles. Seven minute stopover. 85 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,183 - Mileage? - 25,000 miles. 86 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,980 Here's your $7,000. 87 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,611 It's not cheap, for two weeks. 88 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,404 Try Avis next time. 89 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,990 Nice to have known you. 90 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,083 Registration's there. 91 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,056 Super. 92 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,183 Super classy here! 93 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,524 You screwball... lifting that guy's wallet! 94 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,194 You in a bad mood? 95 00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:36,074 - The car? - Safely hidden. 96 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,411 Can't say that of myself, working with you. 97 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,833 What am I doing with a character like you, 98 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,752 ...a real caricature!? 99 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,546 Some day I'll figure it out. 100 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,928 Did you break anything? 101 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,389 We were lucky. 102 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,144 Everyone is trailed by a dumb shadow. 103 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:08,440 But a shadow is your own reflection. 104 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:15,113 Why am I stuck with you? Who did we murder? 105 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,199 Hardly anybody. 106 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:38,387 Three clerks, the manager and a doorman. 107 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:42,307 Bulletproof windows and cast-iron shutters. 108 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,601 An ultra-modern safe, 109 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:47,187 ...burglar alarms everywhere, 110 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,773 ...all connected to police headquarters! 111 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,733 It's crazy. 112 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,739 Know what's tragic about you, Charlot? 113 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,075 You're stupid and you're leery! 114 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,868 Being stupid is enough. 115 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,663 The jewelry store is uncrackable. 116 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,332 Uncrackable. 117 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,002 Uncrackable. 118 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:20,262 I'm too old for safe-cracking, young man. 119 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,015 Your moustache. 120 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,269 - It's loose. - Where? Don't touch it! 121 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,534 That's one's pretty, too. 122 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,203 - Would you like a chair? - No, thanks. 123 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:49,040 At my age, I'm afraid I wouldn't get up again. 124 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,544 Very pretty. 125 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,714 - How much is that one? - $10,980. 126 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,133 $11,000. 127 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,974 May I help you? 128 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,519 You see, Jeweler, what bothers me... 129 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:13,356 ...is that I prefer the less expensive one. 130 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:18,069 The value of a piece of jewelry... 131 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:22,532 ...depends on the moral price one attaches to it! 132 00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,744 That one is pretty, too. 133 00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,747 I hesitate... 134 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,750 It's no good to hesitate, is it? 135 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,086 Hesitate, my dear sir, do hesitate! 136 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:40,342 Your hesitation honors our selection. 137 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,887 - Take your time. - I don't know... 138 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:47,599 The rubies... the pearls... the diamonds. 139 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:52,020 - If it's not indiscreet... - For my sister. 140 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,898 She's in a hospital in Nice. 141 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:58,276 Her condition is getting worse. 142 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,904 She's 68 years old. 143 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,366 68? Then I don't know... 144 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:07,285 You said that one costs $11,000. 145 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,579 $10,980. 146 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:15,961 That's very annoying! Why not $10,999 then? 147 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,296 Jewelers should deal in round numbers! 148 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,050 I say it's absurd! 149 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:25,846 All right, I'll take that one after all. 150 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,349 Give me a chair. 151 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,977 - A chair! Please excuse us. - You take checks? 152 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,188 - Yes, of course. - Wrap it in a pretty package, 153 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,316 ...very pretty. 154 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,444 Be careful not to tear it. 155 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,384 Take it easy! 156 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:16,813 Unspeakable... absolutely unspeakable. 157 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,648 Rotten... 158 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:22,652 ...no, gamy! That's the word. 159 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,905 That proves he loves money. 160 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:31,411 And that means he's vulnerable. 161 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,957 He's not the only one. 162 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:50,555 How do you know he loves money? 163 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,935 By the way he said goodbye. 164 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,479 You're very kind. 165 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,983 - Do you want a cab? - No thanks, 166 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:06,488 ...a little walk along the Croisette will do me good. 167 00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:10,575 Where can I find a newsstand? 168 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:14,329 Straight ahead, about 100 yards. 169 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,541 My respects to your sister! 170 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,877 I wish her a speedy recovery. 171 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,921 You don't want a cab? 172 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,840 Uncrackable! 173 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:29,803 The store, but not the store manager! 174 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:32,555 - It's only the two of us. - The three of us, 175 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,933 ...counting the manager. 176 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,436 Uncrackable! 177 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:45,026 The world consists of customers and merchants. 178 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,570 And customers should start screwing the merchants! 179 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,699 That says it all. 180 00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:55,203 - But we're not customers! - Only you and I know that. 181 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:57,163 Uncrackable... 182 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:06,297 A jerk like you in on the first psychological heist. 183 00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,633 When the cops bust us, 184 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,136 ...psych our way out of it, okay? 185 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,771 8:45... 186 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,151 ...the store manager arrives. 187 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:31,448 Write down that he goes in the back way. 188 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,500 8:50... main shutter is raised. 189 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:05,106 8:55... salesgirls arrive. 190 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:08,485 Three of them! 191 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,236 Pretty? 192 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,738 Pretty. 193 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,909 9:00... 194 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,244 ...manager lowers main shutter again. 195 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:21,456 Employees all inside... 196 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:25,543 ...able to stock display windows, undisturbed. 197 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,776 9:23... 198 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,737 ...jewelry in windows... 199 00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:56,241 ...daytime security functioning... 200 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:58,910 ...store ready for business. 201 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:16,427 9:35... doorman arrives. 202 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,266 Underline that for me. 203 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,060 I underline that. 204 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:56,926 9:36... that's very nice! 205 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,729 We are knocking over Van Cleef & Arpel's? 206 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:11,608 - Sure, why? - You're pulling to the left. 207 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,735 What about the parallax? 208 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:18,114 Let's see the parallax. 209 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:27,165 You've got a blonde parallax. 210 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:28,458 Brunette! 211 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,918 Blonde! 212 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,796 Just like I said... 213 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,300 ...you're stupid, leery and color-blind! 214 00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:42,805 Maybe she dyes her hair. Do you think antiques can help us? 215 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:48,269 You never know. 216 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,608 Let's see. 217 00:28:53,691 --> 00:28:55,526 No, look that way! 218 00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:59,364 Is that all you could find? 219 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,324 It's not so bad. 220 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,453 Say something... 221 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:08,081 ...I mean, disguise your voice. 222 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:10,166 Don't I look more intelligent? 223 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:13,878 Try disguising your voice. Disguise your voice! 224 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:18,091 - Don't I look more intelligent? - I said, disguise your voice! 225 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:20,093 I did. 226 00:29:21,719 --> 00:29:24,305 Try talking without moving your lower jaw, 227 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,975 ...as if you were paralyzed, see? 228 00:29:27,058 --> 00:29:30,436 Say hello. 229 00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,191 Count. 230 00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:38,236 You're speaking normally! 231 00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:43,241 - Speak normally. - I think so. 232 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,076 Me too. 233 00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:47,370 Want to know something? 234 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,831 It'd be best if I didn't talk. 235 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,499 You're right! 236 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,168 I think it's that one. 237 00:29:54,252 --> 00:29:57,964 Yes, I'm sure it was the rubies. 238 00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:01,301 Please excuse my master, his sister's so hesitant. 239 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:04,929 - So he told me. - Here is the other clip. 240 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,975 - A pretty package, please. - It's $700 more. 241 00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,853 My master remembered. 242 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,735 My master likes pretty packages. 243 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,738 Today's special is excellent. I'll be right back. 244 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,911 Say, how much do you want... 245 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,955 ...for that 18th century miniature? 246 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:33,583 You can't buy anything more... 247 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:36,085 ...till you sell me your Louis XVI table! 248 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,880 My little Louis XVI table... 249 00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,965 Give me a price! 250 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:44,344 A priceless family heirloom can't be sold. 251 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:47,221 You say that... to me? 252 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:56,230 Goodbye. Enjoy the movie. 253 00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:58,483 Now, have you decided? 254 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:03,321 Not yet. Could I speak to the owner, please? 255 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,158 That's me. 256 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,118 I wanted to ask about your table. 257 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,412 Our "table"? The best in Cannes! 258 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:15,583 I'm sure it is, but I meant that one over there. 259 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,752 - It's contagious! - How much? 260 00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:20,963 It's not for sale. It's my father's. 261 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,591 - Where is he? - In the cemetery. 262 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,513 - Now, have you decided? - Stuffed mussels. 263 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:31,182 Coming right up. 264 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:35,061 I'd still like to talk about that table. 265 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:40,233 There's nothing more to be said. 266 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,318 I don't want to sell it. 267 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:46,322 It's too expensive, you couldn't buy it! 268 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,449 How about a drink? 269 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:05,466 I'd like to sell this. 270 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,349 That's Madame Felix's table! 271 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,351 Do you know her? 272 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:17,687 Yes, I know her. 273 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,649 Why are you laughing? 274 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,526 Nicole. 275 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,779 Come see Madame Felix's table. 276 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,992 Recognize it? 277 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:36,956 I feel as if I've brought in a monster, or a pyramid! 278 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,542 How did you know I loved this table? 279 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:43,838 I didn't know, but that's fine, since I want to sell it. 280 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,927 So she sold it... to you. 281 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,974 She refused to sell it yesterday. 282 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:58,311 That was yesterday. This is today. 283 00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:00,855 Let's say I paid the price. 284 00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:07,778 Now you want to sell it to me for a higher price. 285 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:12,241 That doesn't interest me. Let me explain. 286 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,827 It was a present, 287 00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:17,246 ...a present for a lady. 288 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,332 The lady departed this morning. 289 00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,503 Is this a joke? 290 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:27,507 Why don't you call and ask Madame Felix? 291 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,304 You know you have a pretty smile? 292 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,098 Do tables always make you smile like that? 293 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,434 That table... yes! 294 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:42,355 Let's not get excited! 295 00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,485 It is beautiful, isn't it? 296 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:51,906 - If you say so. - You have the certificate? 297 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:54,367 Who cares! This table is signed. 298 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:57,828 And what a signature. Nicolas Cochin... 299 00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:04,752 ...the enemy of all the rococo and decadent ornamentation... 300 00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:09,465 ...that characterized Louis XV furniture. 301 00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:15,888 - How much? - $9,000. 302 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:23,354 - You paid $9,000 for it? - When you give a lady a present... 303 00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:27,692 - You give nice ones! - Usually, yes... 304 00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:30,611 - ...when I feel like it. - That's an expensive gift. 305 00:34:30,653 --> 00:34:32,655 A present is never expensive enough. 306 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,449 - I don't think you know prices. - I know ladies. 307 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,661 - I'm not interested. - Really? 308 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,956 - Not at that price. - And on consignment? 309 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:45,710 Is that possible? How about it? 310 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:49,297 I could do you a favor. I couldn't make a profit on it. 311 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,966 You're very kind. 312 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,969 I'm at the Carlton. 313 00:34:55,052 --> 00:34:59,724 I'm staying for about three weeks... for a rest. 314 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:02,435 The table might as well be here... 315 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:05,688 I can't guarantee that I'll be able to sell it. 316 00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,690 Nicole, would you... 317 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:10,818 I'm in room 629. 318 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:27,543 At least revolutions increase the value... 319 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:30,171 ...of the things they destroy. 320 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:37,303 Go ask Madame Felix about this. 321 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:48,606 It stays open during lunch hour. 322 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:51,108 The employees go out in turn. 323 00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:54,987 The manager stays in, the whole time. 324 00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:57,239 Interesting, don't you think? 325 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:59,659 You listening? 326 00:35:59,742 --> 00:36:03,245 The salesgirls go to lunch first. 327 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:07,833 When they come back, the salesman and the doorman go. 328 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:14,632 So there are three people inside from 12:30 to 2:30 PM. 329 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:16,676 Interesting, isn't it? 330 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:20,554 You listening? 331 00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:23,015 You're not listening. 332 00:36:23,057 --> 00:36:27,311 When the manager goes out, it's to buy pastries. 333 00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,855 He went four times yesterday. 334 00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:34,110 - Has he got any vices? - Women and pastry. 335 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:36,153 Who told you all that? 336 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,030 The baker's wife. 337 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:43,536 Important and interesting... 338 00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:48,999 ...the store closes from January until Easter. 339 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,961 We pull it off by January, 340 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:54,296 ...or put it off till next year. 341 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:57,675 Great! Don't you like the Riviera? 342 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,555 Do you like Louis XVI? 343 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:05,433 You mean, the guy they... 344 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:10,146 No, I mean, his style. 345 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:11,939 The furniture style. 346 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:15,025 Are we here for business or pleasure? 347 00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:16,902 You never know. 348 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,997 Is the manager here? 349 00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:33,836 Is anything wrong? 350 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:39,133 No, no, my sister adores the clip. 351 00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:42,845 Now she'd like a bracelet... 352 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:45,848 ...that matches the clip. 353 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:48,893 An old lady's passion. 354 00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:51,896 - That's how it is. - How is she? 355 00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:53,022 Much worse. 356 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:57,902 It's terrible to hesitate this way. 357 00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:00,905 He doesn't want a chair. 358 00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:03,574 It's really a problem. 359 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,367 I can't decide. 360 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:09,872 It's the kind of responsibility I detest! 361 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:12,958 Perhaps we can help you. 362 00:38:13,042 --> 00:38:15,169 In the past, it was simple. 363 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:19,507 My sister's only passion used to be pastries. 364 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,675 How well I understand her! 365 00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:24,303 Furthermore, a chocolate eclair... 366 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:27,973 ...costs less than a sapphire. 367 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,559 Different dividends. 368 00:38:30,601 --> 00:38:35,022 You're very funny... and a gourmand, I'm sure. 369 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:37,525 I knew it! 370 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:40,110 It seems to me that this one... 371 00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:42,822 You think so? Well, I'll listen to you. 372 00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:45,324 I'll take that one. How much? 373 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:48,494 $20,000. 374 00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:51,539 Round numbers, this time. 375 00:38:51,622 --> 00:38:56,752 But you know I think... I believe... 376 00:38:56,836 --> 00:39:00,464 I'd like you to give me a discount. 377 00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:04,218 I'm afraid that's not our way of doing business! 378 00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:06,512 I must confess to you... 379 00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:08,764 ...it's not mine, either. 380 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:12,685 I did it because everyone else does. 381 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:17,481 I'll take the one for $20,000. 382 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,775 A Pretty package? 383 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:22,111 - That above all. - That's important to you. 384 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:25,322 My sister was very pleased. 385 00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,786 Give me have a pen. 386 00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,542 A chair! I can't write... 387 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:40,504 A chair! How many times must you be told? 388 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:46,427 And excuse me for trying to haggle. 389 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,016 My best wishes to your sister! 390 00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:14,413 How much? 391 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,708 An exceptional piece... with an exceptional price. 392 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:20,920 Of course. Do you have a certificate? 393 00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:23,756 The table is signed. 394 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:27,343 Signatures are meant to be forged. 395 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:31,639 I know the Louis XVI style was copied under Napoleon III, 396 00:40:31,722 --> 00:40:35,726 ...but not to equal the perfection of Nicolas Cochin. 397 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:40,356 Ah, yes... the enemy of rococo. 398 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:44,443 - You are a connoisseur. - You might say that. 399 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,320 How much? 400 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:48,238 $10,000. 401 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:53,035 Louis XVI is all the rage right now. 402 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:57,039 You might even call it madness! 403 00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:00,793 You did say $10,000? 404 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,671 Not including the two chairs. 405 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:07,716 I don't understand... about the two chairs. 406 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,513 I'd like to sell them together, same period and style. 407 00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,057 I'm terribly sorry. 408 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,685 I'm only interested in the table. 409 00:41:17,768 --> 00:41:21,355 They go so well together. 410 00:41:21,397 --> 00:41:23,607 I am truly sorry! 411 00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:27,569 Because you are very pretty! 412 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,697 I think that, at my age, I can say that. 413 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:34,243 - You're very kind. - Too bad... 414 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,245 Listen... 415 00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:41,500 It's a sacrifice, but you can have the table. 416 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,712 Just the table, for $10,000. 417 00:41:44,795 --> 00:41:49,758 That's so nice of you that I'll take it. 418 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,344 I'll give you a deposit, 419 00:41:52,428 --> 00:41:55,097 ...and send my chauffeur for it. 420 00:41:55,139 --> 00:41:57,558 Won't you come inside? 421 00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:00,602 Won't you sit down? 422 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,938 No, I never sit down... never. 423 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:25,502 Point one, four seconds... car starts. 424 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:27,963 Cut, but don't burn rubber. 425 00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:33,010 Point two, 13 seconds... Felix Restaurant. 426 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:38,265 Point three, 20 seconds... Hotel Miramar. 427 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,727 It's a straight shot, so fly! 428 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:47,733 Point four, 25 seconds... Hotel Martinez. 429 00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:53,489 Maximum 95 MPH, to be able to slow down going onto the dock. 430 00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:57,743 Start to slow down. 431 00:42:57,826 --> 00:43:01,747 Not over 25 MPH passing the port guards. 432 00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:05,292 Point five, 45 seconds... good. 433 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:10,047 Speed up gradually until the port guards are out of sight. 434 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:12,591 At the boats, take off again. 435 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:15,219 Watch that turn. 436 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:18,263 Now take off to the end of the dock, 437 00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:23,143 ...but don't go over 95 MPH. 438 00:43:23,227 --> 00:43:26,522 Put more air in the tires. 439 00:43:27,815 --> 00:43:30,484 You're going to start to brake. 440 00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,236 Brake. 441 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:39,576 Point six, 1'1'' you get to the boat. 442 00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:43,122 Stow the goods and anchors aweigh. 443 00:43:44,123 --> 00:43:47,292 Hug the rail on that turn. 444 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:55,425 Point seven, 1'32''... out of the port. 445 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:58,512 Maximum 20 knots to the lighthouse. 446 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:01,682 Point eight, 1'40". 447 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:04,184 From here on, it's clear sailing. 448 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:06,687 Steer straight for San Remo, 449 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,189 ...and wait there till I come. 450 00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:13,277 1'40". I'll hold the manager that long. 451 00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:37,634 Police? Van Cleef was just held up... 452 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:40,846 ...by an old man and his chauffeur. They went toward the station. 453 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,766 1'58". 454 00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:49,146 1'58" for me, plus 2'13" for the car... 455 00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:52,941 Call it four minutes. We're covered. 456 00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:58,780 The important thing is that for over two minutes, 457 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:01,783 ...I've got to keep the manager quiet. 458 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:04,828 I still say you should split when I do. 459 00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:07,414 Let's see if you can tell time. 460 00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:09,333 It's 1'58". 461 00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:12,419 Okay, 1'58" plus 2'13" is 4'11". 462 00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:15,589 That beats any alarm system. 463 00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:17,299 Let's go home. 464 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:26,600 Will you answer that? 465 00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:35,943 Louis XVI? 466 00:45:36,026 --> 00:45:38,445 It's Marie-Antoinette. 467 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,826 This is the antique shop. 468 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:51,500 I think I have good news for you. 469 00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:53,669 It took a lot of time and effort. 470 00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:57,589 I called antique shops, and put many ads... 471 00:45:57,673 --> 00:46:01,343 ...I think I've found a customer. 472 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:05,722 $8,000 is about as high as he'll go, though. 473 00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:08,934 That's pretty good, isn't it? 474 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:14,690 We'll have to talk about it. 475 00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:18,902 People buy anything... Gothic, modern, 476 00:46:18,944 --> 00:46:23,407 ...African, Turkish, rococo... anything at all. 477 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:27,536 No wonder it's hard to sell Louis XVI. 478 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:29,997 Perhaps it's the historical person... 479 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,249 ...his bad reputation. 480 00:46:32,332 --> 00:46:35,585 All those styles in furniture... 481 00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:38,880 Louis XIV, XV, XVI and all the others... 482 00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:42,926 ...and today we haven't got any real ones. 483 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,762 What do you mean? 484 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:48,390 You'd think there'd be a Churchill desk, 485 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:52,477 ...a Stalin table or a Kennedy rocking chair! 486 00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:57,190 - What do you do? - Manufacturer. 487 00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:59,401 Of what? 488 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,487 I'm in ice... cream. 489 00:47:02,571 --> 00:47:05,782 You know, ice cream that you eat. 490 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:10,287 I was wondering why you were taking a vacation in the winter. 491 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,999 Winter is my dead season... 492 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:16,376 ...so I take vacations. 493 00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:21,006 Ice cream must be fascinating. 494 00:47:22,174 --> 00:47:25,969 It has periods... just like furniture. 495 00:47:26,053 --> 00:47:30,682 There are vanilla periods... pistachio... chocolate. 496 00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:35,729 In 1961, raspberry was all the rage. 497 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:45,614 So someone wants my table? 498 00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:47,866 But he'll only pay $8,000. 499 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:51,495 So you told me. So I lose $1000 on the deal? 500 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:55,290 Not quite... if I pay for dinner. 501 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,252 In that case, I can hardly refuse! 502 00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:01,380 I'll write you a check. 503 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:08,720 No hurry... we're not on piecework. 504 00:48:08,804 --> 00:48:11,056 Isn't this a business dinner? 505 00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:14,976 Absolutely! 506 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:17,104 Write it for cash. 507 00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:20,232 Furniture comes and goes! 508 00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:28,698 I'd like a word with you. 509 00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:31,993 So you sold it to a stranger! 510 00:48:32,077 --> 00:48:35,914 You might even say I oversold it. Didn't I rob you? 511 00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:39,626 Yes, except that I let myself be robbed, 512 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,503 ...so it's not robbery. 513 00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:44,548 $9,000 is financial manipulation! 514 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,842 $9,000? 515 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:52,264 That was the asking price. 516 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:56,393 Watch out, he's very charming! 517 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,187 He got it for $7,000. 518 00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:04,693 And you dared? 519 00:49:06,069 --> 00:49:09,364 So I'm the one who loses $1,000. 520 00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:13,910 Not quite... because I'll pay for dinner. 521 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:22,752 - I don't know my own business! - Are you mad at me? 522 00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:26,882 There you are... two marriages, two divorces! 523 00:49:26,965 --> 00:49:30,760 They both graduated from big universities, too. 524 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:33,722 You should get the next one fresh out of prison. 525 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:40,604 Anyway, marriage as it exists today... 526 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:45,525 ...is the most odious of lies, the height of egotism. 527 00:49:45,609 --> 00:49:48,320 - What's that from? - Don't ask me. 528 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:51,072 Tolstoi, "The Kreuzer Sonata." 529 00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:56,119 Simple statements and common sense. 530 00:49:56,203 --> 00:49:58,830 He reminds me of Alain. 531 00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:01,291 Who's he? 532 00:50:04,419 --> 00:50:06,755 You read a lot? 533 00:50:06,838 --> 00:50:08,465 By the ton! 534 00:50:08,507 --> 00:50:13,512 But not what you'd call "culture." 535 00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:18,016 Culture is what's left when all the rest is forgotten. 536 00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:21,186 - I like that. - It's not mine. 537 00:50:21,228 --> 00:50:23,897 Whose is it? 538 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,607 Selma Lagerloef. 539 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,109 Gesundheit! 540 00:50:29,236 --> 00:50:31,321 Never heard of her. 541 00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:34,324 A Swedish writer, 1909 Nobel Prize winner. 542 00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:42,582 Do you live your whole life with intellectuals? 543 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,210 Oh, no! Not with them. 544 00:50:46,419 --> 00:50:48,463 Let's say... next to them. 545 00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:53,843 Your little friends must be very funny guys. 546 00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:56,721 Do they laugh when it hurts? 547 00:50:56,763 --> 00:51:00,684 - What do you mean? - Well, what you just said... 548 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:03,436 But I like to hear you talk. 549 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,939 And I like to have you listen. 550 00:51:05,981 --> 00:51:07,983 Good listeners are rare. 551 00:51:08,066 --> 00:51:10,777 He lived vicariously. 552 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,780 He prayed with Mauriac, protested with Clavel, 553 00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:16,283 ...committed suicide with Camus. 554 00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:18,410 It couldn't go on. 555 00:51:18,493 --> 00:51:20,912 Really something else. 556 00:51:22,831 --> 00:51:26,876 Who's the man in your life these days? 557 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,047 Some other museum guide? 558 00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:33,633 An Italian guide! 559 00:51:35,594 --> 00:51:37,846 The thing about culture is that... 560 00:51:37,929 --> 00:51:40,849 ...you tend to meet educated people. 561 00:51:43,518 --> 00:51:46,229 But, if I understand correctly... 562 00:51:46,313 --> 00:51:49,524 ...even culture doesn't make a woman happy. 563 00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:55,572 What is a woman? 564 00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,616 What do you mean? 565 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:01,494 What do you think a woman is? 566 00:52:05,498 --> 00:52:09,461 - I think a woman is... - What? 567 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:14,799 A man who cries sometimes! 568 00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:17,344 Very good! Whose is it? 569 00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:20,555 It's mine. 1966. 570 00:52:20,597 --> 00:52:24,893 So you've really only been divorced twice. 571 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,896 Number one wasn't jealous, but number two knew only that... 572 00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:31,691 ...two extremes... two defeats. 573 00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:36,529 Now I'm independent, I'm a liberated woman. 574 00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:40,909 Where does your Italian guide fit in? 575 00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:43,244 Museums aren't always open! 576 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:51,169 I know I'm being indiscreet, but... 577 00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:55,465 ...what about the lady you got the table for? 578 00:52:55,507 --> 00:52:57,467 What lady? 579 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:00,970 No memory... 580 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,682 ...a liar... 581 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,810 ...and married? 582 00:53:10,730 --> 00:53:12,899 If you love a woman, 583 00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:16,611 ...why insult her by proposing? 584 00:53:16,695 --> 00:53:18,780 I like that! 585 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,949 Marriage is only a contract. 586 00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:24,661 Contracts are for people who are afraid. 587 00:53:24,703 --> 00:53:26,663 Afraid of what? 588 00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:28,873 Just afraid, that's all. 589 00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:32,836 Can you elaborate on "marriage-as-fear"? 590 00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:39,217 Of course I can. 591 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:41,261 You might say it's... 592 00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:45,265 ...the fear of solitude and of freedom. 593 00:53:45,348 --> 00:53:48,852 Because real freedom always leads to solitude. 594 00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:50,937 That's marriage! 595 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:53,773 What else? 596 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:58,987 It's the fear of facing two fried eggs alone some night, 597 00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:02,282 ...with no TV and no life insurance. 598 00:54:03,533 --> 00:54:08,705 It's the fear of finding yourself alone... 599 00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:13,501 ...without someone who is even more scared than you are. 600 00:54:13,585 --> 00:54:15,795 It's a prison! 601 00:54:15,879 --> 00:54:19,257 It's worse. In prison, you've got pals. 602 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:25,930 Anyway, you look like anything but a married woman. 603 00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:28,475 How should I take that? 604 00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:31,853 How you should take that? 605 00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:37,817 As an invitation for Christmas Eve dinner tomorrow. 606 00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:42,071 Italy comes to France tomorrow night. 607 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:46,826 Our dinner guests wouldn't amuse you. 608 00:54:46,868 --> 00:54:48,870 Intellectuals? 609 00:54:57,670 --> 00:55:01,299 Why not move Christmas Eve ahead 24 hours? 610 00:55:04,219 --> 00:55:07,013 The Carlton has plenty of champagne... 611 00:55:07,055 --> 00:55:09,557 ...and comfortable suites. 612 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,648 Too bad! 613 00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:20,276 Something tells me I goofed! 614 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,529 Which was it, 615 00:55:22,612 --> 00:55:24,823 ...the champagne or the suites? 616 00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:27,283 It was the word "comfortable." 617 00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,537 A Freudian slip. 618 00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,211 Have a good night. 619 00:55:38,253 --> 00:55:40,380 Too bad. 620 00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:44,467 - Take you home? - My car's right there. 621 00:55:53,935 --> 00:55:56,855 Stupid bastard! 622 00:55:56,938 --> 00:56:00,191 "Comfortable"! Where did I dig that up from? 623 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:22,213 Don't worry about waking somebody up. 624 00:56:23,256 --> 00:56:26,759 Louis XVI stock still going up? 625 00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:30,638 I goofed on the champagne and the comfort. 626 00:56:30,722 --> 00:56:33,266 Whatever that means. Did you score or not? 627 00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:36,436 You're so tactful. 628 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:39,522 Did you ask about her salesgirl? 629 00:56:39,606 --> 00:56:42,108 That's all we talked about. 630 00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:51,075 Try making it with Swedish quotes. 631 00:56:52,201 --> 00:56:54,287 You didn't score. 632 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,591 It's nice, a woman who talks... 633 00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,927 ...and talks well. 634 00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:13,806 Still interested in Van Cleef? 635 00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:16,809 I've got important things to tell you. 636 00:57:16,893 --> 00:57:19,103 Can't it wait till tomorrow? 637 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:21,522 Oh, sure! 638 00:57:29,656 --> 00:57:32,659 How about a boat ride tomorrow? 639 00:57:32,742 --> 00:57:34,786 What a question! 640 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:48,132 - Did you go out? - Yeah, why? 641 00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:50,176 You smell of cologne. 642 00:57:52,387 --> 00:57:57,225 Hello... it's me again. 643 00:57:59,102 --> 00:58:02,188 No, I called to apologize. 644 00:58:04,065 --> 00:58:08,987 For the champagne... and the comfort. 645 00:58:13,783 --> 00:58:18,329 I've rented a boat for tomorrow afternoon. 646 00:58:18,413 --> 00:58:22,542 I'd really like to talk to you some more. 647 00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:25,461 The salesgirl! 648 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:28,715 And if your salesgirl could come along, 649 00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:31,551 ...my secretary'd be overjoyed. 650 00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:02,081 Secretary! 651 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:06,294 Should I have said, my gunslinger? 652 00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:18,306 I goofed three times. 653 00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:22,977 The champagne, the comfort and the boat. 654 00:59:23,061 --> 00:59:27,982 For a guy who's supposed to pull off a psychological heist... 655 00:59:28,024 --> 00:59:29,650 ...that's not too good. 656 00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:37,408 I've come for the little table. 657 00:59:37,492 --> 00:59:39,952 Here's the check. 658 00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:44,874 Thank you. Shall I wrap it for you? 659 00:59:47,043 --> 00:59:50,338 Be careful! It's fragile. 660 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:52,548 See you later. 661 00:59:55,384 --> 00:59:57,678 Midnight, right? 662 00:59:57,762 --> 00:59:59,806 It's not dressy? 663 01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:07,855 Shall I serve right away? 664 01:00:07,939 --> 01:00:10,316 - We'll serve ourselves. - Merry Christmas. 665 01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:12,527 Same to you. 666 01:00:20,952 --> 01:00:24,372 We'll have color TV soon. 667 01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,043 Merry Christmas! 668 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:38,010 Here, screwball. 669 01:00:39,929 --> 01:00:42,348 Want to get two whores for tonight? 670 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:44,934 Come on. Not tonight. 671 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:48,229 Midnight Mass if you want, but no whores. 672 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:52,275 You're right. They'll all be in church anyway. 673 01:00:57,029 --> 01:00:59,782 After Van Cleef... the drugstore? 674 01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:01,742 - Know what it is? - A watch? 675 01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:05,454 It's a grenade! Here, I'll show you. 676 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:09,584 You set it there, and you turn that. 677 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:11,169 Set if for any time. 678 01:01:11,252 --> 01:01:13,963 Push down and you've got 30 seconds. 679 01:01:14,046 --> 01:01:16,174 Blasts three square yards. 680 01:01:16,215 --> 01:01:19,927 - Terrific! Where'd you get it? - It's Japanese. 681 01:01:21,304 --> 01:01:23,264 What is this? 682 01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:34,025 Authentic Louis XVI. 683 01:01:34,066 --> 01:01:37,945 It's beautiful! Come here. 684 01:01:38,029 --> 01:01:40,531 You blew a fortune on that. 685 01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,951 Merry Christmas. 686 01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:48,664 What if it explodes? 687 01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:51,250 Just don't push the button. 688 01:01:52,585 --> 01:01:55,046 Japanese know-how. 689 01:01:55,129 --> 01:01:59,759 Haven't been to midnight Mass since 1954, in jail. 690 01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:04,513 On this Christmas Eve of 1966, peace has returned. 691 01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:07,642 For the next 24 hours, as if by magic, 692 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:12,021 ...violence will be forgotten in the world. 693 01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:14,815 It will be forgotten everywhere, 694 01:02:14,899 --> 01:02:17,568 ...except in this little church in Cannes... 695 01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:20,613 I'm afraid I don't see what you mean. 696 01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:22,573 That's interesting! 697 01:02:22,657 --> 01:02:24,617 With your right eye on Marx, 698 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,661 ...and your left on the Bible, 699 01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:30,665 ...you've become ideologically cross-eyed! 700 01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:36,671 I know you only meant to analyze... 701 01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:40,675 ...the kind of religion we witnessed tonight. 702 01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:43,511 But it's simply man's alienation... 703 01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:46,806 ...forged by bourgeois reactionaries. 704 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:54,689 But what is more reactionary than the Ten Commandments? 705 01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:57,817 The Constitution of 1789! 706 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,447 You haven't said anything. 707 01:03:03,531 --> 01:03:07,702 I don't go to church much. 708 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,829 And you, sir? 709 01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:15,876 I'm wondering why the hell you went to church. 710 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:19,046 - Don't get angry. - I'm not getting angry. 711 01:03:19,088 --> 01:03:21,716 Mass is both a rite and a spectacle, 712 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,552 - ...isn't it, Claude? - Absolutely! 713 01:03:24,635 --> 01:03:27,263 Reality is never one-sided. 714 01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:31,851 What is black one day may be white the next. 715 01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:37,690 Weekday atheists can be Sunday believers. 716 01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:40,568 Take Pasteur, who accepted miracles, 717 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:43,154 ...but not spontaneous generation. 718 01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:49,452 My world is much simpler. 719 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:52,079 On one side, there's people I like... 720 01:03:53,122 --> 01:03:56,584 ...on the other, those I don't. 721 01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:03,507 Perhaps you prefer the accordion. 722 01:04:16,103 --> 01:04:18,689 May I reply to that? 723 01:04:22,610 --> 01:04:25,029 Don't be offended, 724 01:04:25,071 --> 01:04:27,323 ...but how did you ever meet Françoise? 725 01:04:27,365 --> 01:04:30,701 Would you mind changing the subject? 726 01:04:34,205 --> 01:04:38,542 Have you seen "Prima della Revoluzione"? 727 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:42,630 Bertolucci directed it. 728 01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:44,965 And Bellochio's "Pugni in Tasca"? 729 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,848 Surely you've seen "A Man and a Woman"? 730 01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:55,184 Everyone is raving about it. 731 01:04:55,267 --> 01:04:58,687 If you like windshield-wipers and tranquilizers! 732 01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:02,441 - Do you read critics? - No. 733 01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:08,239 Then how do you choose a movie? 734 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:13,577 The way I choose a woman... 735 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,747 ...by taking risks! 736 01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:21,794 Thank you and Merry Christmas. 737 01:05:38,269 --> 01:05:40,980 Now I'm kicking you all out. 738 01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:44,942 Go on... quick! 739 01:05:46,902 --> 01:05:48,696 Françoise! 740 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:52,491 We know they have no sense of humor... 741 01:05:52,575 --> 01:05:55,661 ...but not you... Not us. 742 01:05:55,703 --> 01:06:00,040 Be nice and go! I've seen enough of you. 743 01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,468 Well, good night. 744 01:06:14,096 --> 01:06:16,098 Merry Christmas! 745 01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:22,146 You were unfair. 746 01:06:22,229 --> 01:06:26,192 And you were indulgent? 747 01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:27,943 You were worse than everyone else! 748 01:06:28,027 --> 01:06:29,904 Calm down. 749 01:06:29,987 --> 01:06:32,740 Christmas Eve in the courtroom. 750 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,868 I happen to like accused men. 751 01:06:35,951 --> 01:06:39,038 Now you get out, too. Go back to Italy. 752 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:43,959 - You're crazy. - All right, I'm crazy. 753 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:47,338 I want to make love to an illiterate, a savage... 754 01:06:47,421 --> 01:06:49,340 ...a mute, a Martian... 755 01:06:49,423 --> 01:06:50,466 ...a man. 756 01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:53,844 You don't like my way of making love? 757 01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:58,182 You mean, your sophomoric pillow talk. 758 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,659 Should've gotten the whores! 759 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,837 - What's that? - What do you think? 760 01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:32,049 I wish I had spent the evening with you, 761 01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:34,552 ...and only you. 762 01:07:34,635 --> 01:07:36,345 I wanted you to know that. 763 01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:54,446 I'm glad you called me. 764 01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:58,367 I'm glad you came over. 765 01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:07,001 You're not an ice cream manufacturer! 766 01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:14,717 Is it fun to live like a guy? 767 01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:24,935 You're not the type who vacations in Cannes. 768 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:31,317 I asked if it's fun to live like a guy. 769 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:37,364 When there are no men in sight, it helps. 770 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:47,833 It's a bitch. 771 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,460 What? 772 01:08:52,004 --> 01:08:57,635 I have to go back to Paris today and I think it's really a bitch. 773 01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:18,989 I got the picture. 774 01:09:20,908 --> 01:09:23,911 Don't worry, the scar won't show. 775 01:09:27,081 --> 01:09:29,291 How old are you? 776 01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,380 Not as old as you. 777 01:09:40,636 --> 01:09:43,430 I've never seen anyone like you. 778 01:09:43,514 --> 01:09:45,766 Meaning? 779 01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:48,811 You're a fast worker. 780 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:51,397 Why do you say that? 781 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:54,400 The way you say you kicked them all out last night. 782 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:56,694 That's moving fast. 783 01:09:58,821 --> 01:10:02,282 Women are more honest than men. 784 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:10,165 We don't know how to pretend, so we work fast. 785 01:10:13,961 --> 01:10:16,422 When you break up... 786 01:10:17,965 --> 01:10:20,259 ...don't you give any advance warning? 787 01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:23,011 Oh, yes! 788 01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,854 But no one ever believes it. 789 01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:50,706 It's good to be adults. 790 01:10:50,748 --> 01:10:53,584 Affairs don't need to be justified. 791 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:57,463 They start with a look and end with breakfast. 792 01:10:58,547 --> 01:11:02,176 And so life is like a movie. 793 01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:05,262 Another story ends on a railway platform. 794 01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:07,306 Who says it's ended? 795 01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:11,769 David Lean, Minelli... 796 01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:13,353 ...Chaplin. 797 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:16,356 I promise to go to the movies now. 798 01:11:17,524 --> 01:11:21,153 - Open this after I leave. - What is it? 799 01:11:21,236 --> 01:11:23,906 It belonged to my sister. 800 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:26,283 Your sister? 801 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:29,119 She's departed now. 802 01:11:29,203 --> 01:11:32,915 - Like the lady! - That's right. 803 01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:35,459 I want to kiss you. 804 01:11:44,593 --> 01:11:47,554 I opened it. I had to thank you! 805 01:12:28,929 --> 01:12:31,056 What if we blow it? 806 01:12:32,933 --> 01:12:35,519 I said, what if we blow it? 807 01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:38,438 It'll be your fault. 808 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:42,317 Someday tell me what psychology is, okay? 809 01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:48,323 It's the art of screwing others before they screw you. 810 01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:51,243 Is that all? 811 01:12:51,285 --> 01:12:54,580 No. But it's enough for today. 812 01:13:16,143 --> 01:13:18,562 Your customer. 813 01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,982 At the window. 814 01:13:29,907 --> 01:13:31,742 How are you? 815 01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:35,704 Not very well. My sister is much worse. 816 01:13:35,787 --> 01:13:39,333 The doctors are very worried. 817 01:13:39,374 --> 01:13:44,087 In fact, that's why I'm here today. 818 01:13:44,171 --> 01:13:48,926 I'd like to give her one last present. 819 01:13:50,135 --> 01:13:52,429 I understand. 820 01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:56,725 I want something very special. 821 01:13:56,808 --> 01:14:00,771 - But I don't know what. - You hesitate? 822 01:14:00,854 --> 01:14:03,857 Come in... take your time choosing. 823 01:14:03,899 --> 01:14:07,653 You understand, something special. 824 01:14:07,736 --> 01:14:09,196 A last present, after all... 825 01:14:10,656 --> 01:14:14,326 Again my choice is not the most expensive one. 826 01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:17,079 It costs $70,000! 827 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,832 I regret hesitating like this again. 828 01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,793 Please excuse me. 829 01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:25,504 At that price, it's natural. 830 01:14:25,587 --> 01:14:30,425 You don't happen to have pictures of these? 831 01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:36,807 Too bad, because then I could have shown them to my sister. 832 01:14:36,848 --> 01:14:39,351 She could have chosen for herself. 833 01:14:39,393 --> 01:14:40,936 Furthermore, 834 01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:43,647 ...she would have had the pleasure... 835 01:14:43,730 --> 01:14:46,984 ...of participating, you see? 836 01:14:49,903 --> 01:14:53,657 Would you permit me to take pictures? 837 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,284 Is that possible? 838 01:14:56,368 --> 01:15:00,497 It's most unusual. But, yes, for your sister. 839 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:03,500 Thank you so much, you're very kind. 840 01:15:09,506 --> 01:15:13,844 Everything's fine... you're really very kind. 841 01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:18,390 I'll drive to Nice right away and show them to her. 842 01:15:18,473 --> 01:15:22,144 I'll be back later to get the one she chooses. 843 01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:25,564 Please, no later than 7:30. 844 01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:27,566 For security reasons, 845 01:15:27,649 --> 01:15:31,361 - ...we must close precisely at 7:30. - I'll be on time. 846 01:15:34,072 --> 01:15:36,199 Time to close! 847 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,023 It's cold! 848 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,158 You can get the trays. 849 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,828 I always come by bicycle. 850 01:16:21,912 --> 01:16:25,457 It's the only way to beat traffic. 851 01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,835 Good for the thighs, too. 852 01:16:31,797 --> 01:16:33,799 You two going to dinner? 853 01:16:33,882 --> 01:16:37,094 I'm expecting a phone call. 854 01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:39,888 I'll let you know later. 855 01:16:55,695 --> 01:16:58,907 Try to be on time tomorrow. 856 01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:46,580 Van Cleef & Arpel's. Set the alarm system, please. 857 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,839 Thank God we're on time! 858 01:18:37,923 --> 01:18:41,551 I thought we'd be stuck in traffic forever. 859 01:18:41,593 --> 01:18:45,263 There! She chose the most expensive one. 860 01:18:45,347 --> 01:18:48,600 I'm so sorry, everything's in the safe. 861 01:18:48,642 --> 01:18:50,602 The night alarm is on. 862 01:18:50,644 --> 01:18:53,521 - I said 7:30. - I understand, 863 01:18:53,605 --> 01:18:58,777 ...but this is so important to me. 864 01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:01,571 I'm going to tell you something. 865 01:19:01,655 --> 01:19:06,576 The doctors think that this is her last night. 866 01:19:06,618 --> 01:19:11,164 It's horrible! I beg of you. 867 01:19:11,248 --> 01:19:14,167 Do this for me. 868 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:27,138 Please wait here for me in your car. 869 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:31,142 No one is allowed inside while the safe is open. 870 01:19:31,184 --> 01:19:33,478 Give me five minutes. 871 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:36,648 - Which one is it? - Yes, that one. 872 01:20:17,105 --> 01:20:19,107 Van Cleef & Arpel's here. 873 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:21,985 I have to get something out of the safe. 874 01:20:22,068 --> 01:20:25,905 Could you unlock the vault? 875 01:20:25,947 --> 01:20:29,659 Of course! The sea is calm and all's well. 876 01:20:29,743 --> 01:20:33,079 The sea is calm and all's well tonight? 877 01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:38,668 - What's the date? - The 25th. 878 01:20:39,961 --> 01:20:42,797 That's right. 879 01:21:30,220 --> 01:21:34,557 You can reconnect the alarm. 880 01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:38,103 The sea is still calm and all's well. 881 01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:17,809 You're very kind. 882 01:22:17,851 --> 01:22:20,770 Please excuse all these precautions. 883 01:22:20,854 --> 01:22:24,190 After closing time, it's very complicated. 884 01:22:24,274 --> 01:22:26,276 It is I who must apologize. 885 01:22:26,317 --> 01:22:30,363 - This is the one? - Yes. How much? 886 01:22:30,447 --> 01:22:33,533 $110,000. 887 01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:36,619 Let me have a pen, please. 888 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:41,124 How idiotic! It never occurred to me. 889 01:22:41,207 --> 01:22:45,420 I can't accept a check now! I should have told you. 890 01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:50,008 But you had no problem with my other checks? 891 01:22:50,091 --> 01:22:52,677 That's not the point. 892 01:22:52,719 --> 01:22:54,721 Over $10,000, I must call the bank. 893 01:22:54,762 --> 01:22:57,557 After 7:30, I can't! 894 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,059 What if I pay you in cash? 895 01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:02,103 - No problem! - Fine. 896 01:23:02,187 --> 01:23:04,189 Would you get my chauffeur? 897 01:23:04,272 --> 01:23:06,774 Tell him I want my briefcase. 898 01:23:06,858 --> 01:23:10,570 I'm so sorry! The security system's on, 899 01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:14,407 ...but I can't leave you alone in the store. 900 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:18,453 The orders come from Paris. I'm only the manager. 901 01:23:18,536 --> 01:23:22,540 It's still absurd when you know the person! 902 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,257 We must hurry now. 903 01:23:31,341 --> 01:23:34,302 I'm afraid I won't be in time. 904 01:23:34,385 --> 01:23:36,304 It's beautiful! 905 01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:40,475 I know it will make her very happy. 906 01:23:40,558 --> 01:23:43,353 Put that right there, Richard. 907 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:48,024 You may go now, thank you. 908 01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,527 Hold that for me, please. 909 01:23:50,610 --> 01:23:53,446 There you are. Let's count it... 910 01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:01,162 - Please verify the amount. - I'm sure it's not necessary! 911 01:24:01,204 --> 01:24:03,456 You'll want a pretty package? 912 01:24:03,540 --> 01:24:06,209 No, just put it in there. 913 01:24:08,336 --> 01:24:11,464 I'm sure she'll be very happy. 914 01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:17,303 Now I really must hurry! 915 01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:24,394 - She'll like it! - Especially since she picked it herself. 916 01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:27,772 And excuse me again. I'm only the manager. 917 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:33,361 My best wishes to your sister for a speedy recovery. 918 01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:11,065 Hello. Yes, it's me again! 919 01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:15,069 I now have a large sum of cash to put in the safe. 920 01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:18,239 Please unlock the vault. 921 01:25:18,323 --> 01:25:21,743 The sea is still calm and all's well. 922 01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:47,018 Don't touch a thing. 923 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:49,771 This is a robbery. 924 01:25:50,813 --> 01:25:52,940 Catch the bag. 925 01:25:55,234 --> 01:25:58,446 Put everything in it. 926 01:26:02,950 --> 01:26:04,869 Get to work! 927 01:26:25,390 --> 01:26:28,017 Our money, too. 928 01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:42,448 Hurry up! 929 01:26:45,118 --> 01:26:47,203 On the floor. 930 01:26:47,286 --> 01:26:48,996 The key. 931 01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:10,351 Point one, all's well. 932 01:27:12,311 --> 01:27:14,689 Point two, all's well... 933 01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:42,258 Point four, all's well. 934 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,928 Point five, all's well. 935 01:27:48,431 --> 01:27:50,975 Point six, all's well. 936 01:28:02,528 --> 01:28:04,238 Point seven, all's well. 937 01:28:09,202 --> 01:28:12,622 Point eight, all's very well. 938 01:28:31,516 --> 01:28:34,519 What's wrong with the door? 939 01:28:34,602 --> 01:28:36,938 Why is the door stuck? 940 01:28:38,981 --> 01:28:41,859 You're going to tell me why. 941 01:28:42,944 --> 01:28:45,404 Why?! 942 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,084 It's for you. 943 01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:07,593 We know you're trying to rob Van Cleef's. 944 01:29:07,677 --> 01:29:09,846 We'll be there in 30 seconds. 945 01:29:09,929 --> 01:29:11,389 You can't get away! 946 01:29:11,472 --> 01:29:13,933 The bastard! 947 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:16,310 It's not what you think. 948 01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:18,855 When the doors of the safe and the vault... 949 01:29:18,938 --> 01:29:22,650 ...both stay open more than two minutes, 950 01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:25,194 ...all the doors lock... 951 01:29:25,278 --> 01:29:27,989 ...and the police gets a signal. 952 01:29:34,245 --> 01:29:36,414 It can't be true! 953 01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:51,596 We'll give you five minutes to come out of there. 954 01:29:54,098 --> 01:29:55,808 Let me speak to Counselor Balento. 955 01:29:59,478 --> 01:30:02,690 - What's going on? - It's a robbery. 956 01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:07,153 We'll be moving in in five minutes! 957 01:30:07,236 --> 01:30:10,489 I could go out with the manager as hostage. 958 01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:12,950 - It's too high a price! - How high? 959 01:30:12,992 --> 01:30:14,493 Don't take a hostage! 960 01:30:17,038 --> 01:30:19,498 It's been nice knowing you. 961 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:22,043 There's no way out! 962 01:30:40,227 --> 01:30:42,563 One minute left! 963 01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,333 It's a bitch. 964 01:31:20,476 --> 01:31:22,687 Shall I open it? 965 01:32:23,414 --> 01:32:26,751 It's heartbreaking to see a man get arrested. 966 01:32:27,918 --> 01:32:31,213 Accused men are my weakness. 967 01:32:31,297 --> 01:32:33,716 I've still got a chance? 968 01:32:34,717 --> 01:32:36,594 Imagine how I felt... 969 01:32:36,677 --> 01:32:39,638 At noon I said goodbye to a nice guy, 970 01:32:39,722 --> 01:32:42,850 ...and the same night, I saw him arrested. 971 01:32:45,061 --> 01:32:46,520 I'm glad you came. 972 01:32:48,064 --> 01:32:50,149 When did you get to Paris? 973 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,068 This morning. 974 01:32:57,364 --> 01:32:59,492 May I keep coming to see you? 975 01:33:00,701 --> 01:33:03,329 Never ask a prisoner that. 976 01:33:04,705 --> 01:33:08,084 I'm sorry, this is all new to me. 977 01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:14,882 How do you become a crook? 978 01:33:14,965 --> 01:33:18,719 The same way you become an antique dealer... 979 01:33:18,803 --> 01:33:20,971 ...by necessity, or by choice. 980 01:33:24,350 --> 01:33:26,560 The Louis XVI table... 981 01:33:28,062 --> 01:33:31,357 - ...what was that for? - To say hello. 982 01:33:33,025 --> 01:33:36,195 Not to open the way into the jewelry store? 983 01:33:38,489 --> 01:33:41,575 No, to open the way to you. 984 01:33:45,663 --> 01:33:48,874 Couldn't you return the jewels? 985 01:33:52,336 --> 01:33:54,713 Remember when we had dinner? 986 01:33:54,755 --> 01:33:56,757 You asked me what a woman is. 987 01:33:58,509 --> 01:34:01,720 Now I'll ask you if you know what a man is. 988 01:34:03,389 --> 01:34:05,808 Someone who goes all the way. 989 01:34:15,401 --> 01:34:17,361 You could've been somebody! 990 01:34:17,444 --> 01:34:19,155 I am somebody! 991 01:34:22,032 --> 01:34:23,742 Still dwelling in culture? 992 01:34:25,286 --> 01:34:27,746 Culture today... 993 01:34:28,789 --> 01:34:33,252 ...is in the streets, demonstrating, making headlines. 994 01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:47,933 For once, I can't touch a man I love. 995 01:34:50,936 --> 01:34:53,397 Don't change too much! 996 01:34:54,315 --> 01:34:57,276 Because in here, I'll go out of style fast. 997 01:34:59,653 --> 01:35:01,864 Your hair is different. 998 01:35:01,947 --> 01:35:03,824 - Don't you like it? - I do... 999 01:35:03,908 --> 01:35:07,036 But usually, when a woman changes hairstyles, 1000 01:35:07,119 --> 01:35:09,914 ...she's changing men. 1001 01:35:09,997 --> 01:35:12,625 I have changed men. 1002 01:35:13,918 --> 01:35:16,003 Are you jealous? 1003 01:35:16,045 --> 01:35:18,214 I've got time in here. 1004 01:35:18,297 --> 01:35:20,925 At the trial, I watched only you. 1005 01:35:22,092 --> 01:35:25,638 If I play it cool, I could be out in five years. 1006 01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:28,891 You never saw such panic! 1007 01:35:28,974 --> 01:35:31,810 De Gaulle may have flown to Germany. 1008 01:35:31,894 --> 01:35:33,896 It's almost civil war! 1009 01:35:33,938 --> 01:35:36,523 In here, we couldn't care less! 1010 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:39,818 It's hard to believe! 1011 01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:42,238 - When did he die? - Last night. 1012 01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:44,323 - What time? - 7:00 PM. 1013 01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:47,910 - Was it his heart? - They didn't say. 1014 01:35:47,993 --> 01:35:51,997 - Where'll he be buried? - De Gaulle? Colombey! 1015 01:35:52,081 --> 01:35:55,042 You're sure to be paroled! 1016 01:35:57,544 --> 01:36:00,589 You won't recognize your apartment. 1017 01:36:00,673 --> 01:36:04,176 - Why not? - I've changed everything. 1018 01:36:04,260 --> 01:36:05,970 I'm living there. 1019 01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:09,765 They're laughing at the police again! 1020 01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:12,268 It's been awhile, right? 1021 01:36:12,351 --> 01:36:14,520 Have you read today's "Canard Enchaine"? 1022 01:36:14,603 --> 01:36:17,690 Get your weekly satire right here! 1023 01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:21,110 "Police Dance Last Tango in Paris!" 1024 01:36:23,237 --> 01:36:27,116 - "Is this the police? - This number has been disconnected!" 1025 01:36:27,157 --> 01:36:31,287 "Forget Your Troubles, Join the Police!" 1026 01:36:32,663 --> 01:36:35,416 "Politics Pollute Police!" 1027 01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:39,169 "Law and Order Leaves Lewd Odor!" 1028 01:36:40,713 --> 01:36:43,924 And here's the front-page headline, 1029 01:36:44,008 --> 01:36:47,428 ..."Devaluation Hits French Copper!" 1030 01:36:48,470 --> 01:36:50,306 Very funny. 1031 01:36:50,389 --> 01:36:53,851 Heads are going to roll, but not mine! 1032 01:36:54,935 --> 01:36:58,230 You've got until the elections, March 4th, 1033 01:36:58,314 --> 01:37:01,025 ...to clean up the Lyons bordello case... 1034 01:37:01,108 --> 01:37:04,695 ...and the Leroy, Juglin and Van Cleef cases! 1035 01:37:06,238 --> 01:37:08,866 Till March 4th! 1036 01:37:12,703 --> 01:37:15,914 I've got an idea about the Van Cleef case. 1037 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:18,250 We've got a chance! 1038 01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:22,546 Simon's lawyer has been demanding a parole. 1039 01:37:22,629 --> 01:37:24,673 Why don't we okay it? 1040 01:37:24,757 --> 01:37:28,427 When he gets out, he'll try to see his accomplice. 1041 01:37:28,469 --> 01:37:30,679 That means the jewels! 1042 01:37:30,763 --> 01:37:32,806 And it's the jewels we want, right? 1043 01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:37,519 Here's my decision! December 31st falls next week. 1044 01:37:37,603 --> 01:37:40,147 Does that ring a bell? 1045 01:37:40,230 --> 01:37:42,441 We'll make Simon think... 1046 01:37:42,524 --> 01:37:46,862 ...he's being paroled for the New Year. 1047 01:37:48,655 --> 01:37:53,077 And once he's out, you stick to him like glue! 1048 01:38:09,426 --> 01:38:12,096 Simon. You should have called. 1049 01:38:12,179 --> 01:38:15,099 I only got out three hours ago, with a tail. 1050 01:38:15,182 --> 01:38:17,810 Don't look, they're out there. 1051 01:38:17,893 --> 01:38:19,853 Like my new face jobs? 1052 01:38:19,895 --> 01:38:23,690 Almost as much as the ones you'd made for me. 1053 01:38:23,732 --> 01:38:27,778 Michou, I'm here because I need a big favor. 1054 01:38:27,861 --> 01:38:31,031 But it puts you in the soup. 1055 01:38:31,115 --> 01:38:35,994 They let me out hoping to get my pal in the Van Cleef caper. 1056 01:38:36,078 --> 01:38:38,705 With me here, those two will think... 1057 01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:42,000 ...that you're the one. 1058 01:38:42,084 --> 01:38:46,338 Keep them on that track for two or three days. 1059 01:38:46,422 --> 01:38:49,258 Then suddenly remember that in December 1966, 1060 01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:51,760 ...you had a club in the Caribbean. 1061 01:38:51,844 --> 01:38:55,431 - Count on me. - Thanks, Michou. 1062 01:38:55,514 --> 01:38:58,058 They're all yours. 1063 01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:25,002 Here. 1064 01:39:25,085 --> 01:39:26,462 What's that? 1065 01:39:26,503 --> 01:39:29,214 It's for the New Year. 1066 01:39:29,298 --> 01:39:32,342 And for doing me a little favor. 1067 01:39:32,426 --> 01:39:34,178 Like what? 1068 01:39:37,890 --> 01:39:40,517 Turn right at the next corner... 1069 01:39:40,601 --> 01:39:43,353 ...at full speed, and finish the trip alone. 1070 01:40:22,476 --> 01:40:25,395 No, he's not in. He's at a party. 1071 01:40:27,439 --> 01:40:30,234 Is it really important? 1072 01:40:30,275 --> 01:40:33,779 The party's in Aubervilliers. 1073 01:40:33,862 --> 01:40:39,993 At Maurice's, 24 rue Jean Jaures. 1074 01:40:41,370 --> 01:40:43,747 It was really important, right? 1075 01:41:41,471 --> 01:41:44,474 I want to talk to Charlot. 1076 01:41:44,558 --> 01:41:47,811 - Which Charlot? - With the grey hair. 1077 01:41:47,894 --> 01:41:49,646 Who's calling? 1078 01:41:49,730 --> 01:41:53,191 - Louis XVI. - Louis XVI? 1079 01:42:08,290 --> 01:42:11,209 - Who is it? - It's Louis XVI. 1080 01:42:11,293 --> 01:42:13,337 Which Louis XVI? 1081 01:42:20,385 --> 01:42:23,055 Happy New Year, screwball. 1082 01:42:24,556 --> 01:42:27,517 - Who's this? - It's me. 1083 01:42:27,559 --> 01:42:29,227 Who, me? 1084 01:42:29,311 --> 01:42:31,605 Me! 1085 01:42:31,688 --> 01:42:34,441 - Where are you? - Outside. 1086 01:42:36,443 --> 01:42:39,529 - Where outside? - Come out, I'm waiting. 1087 01:43:05,639 --> 01:43:08,600 How the hell can you be here? 1088 01:43:08,684 --> 01:43:12,688 - They let me out. - Really? 1089 01:43:12,771 --> 01:43:15,440 - To pull you in! - You got a tail? 1090 01:43:15,524 --> 01:43:18,902 I'm clean for a few hours. 1091 01:43:18,985 --> 01:43:21,405 Son of a bitch! 1092 01:43:26,076 --> 01:43:28,412 Six years! 1093 01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:29,996 How are you? 1094 01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:32,249 Six years! 1095 01:43:35,293 --> 01:43:39,131 You're not going to cry! How are you? 1096 01:43:39,214 --> 01:43:42,217 - Okay, and you? - I'll be okay. 1097 01:43:43,260 --> 01:43:45,345 I'm glad to see you. 1098 01:43:45,429 --> 01:43:47,889 I'm glad to see you, too. 1099 01:43:49,141 --> 01:43:51,059 Is it far? 1100 01:43:51,143 --> 01:43:53,562 It's far, but peaceful. 1101 01:43:57,149 --> 01:43:59,776 Have you seen Françoise? 1102 01:44:02,529 --> 01:44:05,198 Have you seen Françoise? 1103 01:44:06,616 --> 01:44:09,786 - Who is he? - How should I know? 1104 01:44:09,828 --> 01:44:14,040 She wants to live like a guy, so she lives like a guy! 1105 01:44:14,124 --> 01:44:16,168 Are you nuts, or drunk? 1106 01:44:16,251 --> 01:44:20,297 Everything's changed in the last six years! 1107 01:44:20,380 --> 01:44:22,549 I'll say it has! 1108 01:44:22,632 --> 01:44:25,135 Guys even talk like broads now! 1109 01:44:25,218 --> 01:44:29,347 Calm down. In a few days you'll catch on. 1110 01:44:36,938 --> 01:44:39,483 It is now official. 1111 01:44:39,566 --> 01:44:41,860 The prison break has succeeded. 1112 01:44:41,902 --> 01:44:46,698 Michel Barbier escaped from La Sante Prison unhindered, 1113 01:44:46,782 --> 01:44:50,911 ...armed only with a gun he'd made out of bread. 1114 01:44:50,994 --> 01:44:54,414 - You in on it? - I didn't think it'd work. 1115 01:44:55,415 --> 01:44:57,042 Hats off to the kid! 1116 01:44:59,544 --> 01:45:02,881 You, opening a safe with a key? 1117 01:45:09,179 --> 01:45:11,139 Aren't they pretty? 1118 01:45:13,767 --> 01:45:15,769 Nothing but dollars? 1119 01:45:15,852 --> 01:45:19,105 How'd I know the bottom'd drop out? 1120 01:45:20,649 --> 01:45:22,943 And now... Orly Airport. 1121 01:45:22,984 --> 01:45:24,945 I tell you she loves you! 1122 01:45:25,028 --> 01:45:28,198 - And I tell you... Orly! - You don't get it! 1123 01:45:28,281 --> 01:45:30,283 Moron! A girl loves you, 1124 01:45:30,367 --> 01:45:32,786 ...a pal's here to help you, 1125 01:45:32,828 --> 01:45:36,998 ...you can't samba, and you still bug out to Brazil! 1126 01:45:37,082 --> 01:45:39,626 No baggage? 1127 01:45:39,668 --> 01:45:41,586 Freedom hasn't done much for you. 1128 01:45:41,670 --> 01:45:44,422 Wake up, Grandpa, it's 1973! 1129 01:45:44,506 --> 01:45:46,508 Broads live like guys now! 1130 01:45:46,591 --> 01:45:49,636 I don't want a guy in my bed! 1131 01:45:49,719 --> 01:45:52,681 Board in five minutes. 1132 01:45:52,764 --> 01:45:55,642 Right! Give me a week. 1133 01:45:55,725 --> 01:45:58,812 I'll dump everything and join you in Rio. 1134 01:46:00,897 --> 01:46:02,983 And Françoise? 1135 01:46:03,859 --> 01:46:05,986 What do I tell her? 1136 01:46:06,027 --> 01:46:09,030 - Nothing. - That's not nice. 1137 01:46:36,683 --> 01:46:38,894 It's me. 1138 01:46:38,977 --> 01:46:41,104 Who's me? 1139 01:46:47,986 --> 01:46:49,946 Did you escape? 1140 01:46:50,030 --> 01:46:52,616 No, I was paroled. 1141 01:46:57,662 --> 01:46:59,456 Listen... 1142 01:47:00,582 --> 01:47:02,459 ...there's a man in my life. 1143 01:47:08,965 --> 01:47:11,843 - Where can I find a phone? - Over there. 1144 01:47:11,927 --> 01:47:14,429 - You've got five minutes! - I know. 1145 01:47:38,036 --> 01:47:40,121 It's me. 1146 01:47:44,751 --> 01:47:48,046 My love! Where are you? 1147 01:47:48,088 --> 01:47:51,091 At the prison door. I just got out. 1148 01:47:51,174 --> 01:47:53,301 Did you escape? 1149 01:47:53,385 --> 01:47:56,888 No, I got a special New Year's parole. 1150 01:47:59,641 --> 01:48:00,725 Hurry. 1151 01:49:03,204 --> 01:49:08,793 I guess I'd better have my coffee downstairs. 1152 01:49:22,849 --> 01:49:25,393 I can't even call you a bitch. 1153 01:49:25,477 --> 01:49:29,731 A man always tells a woman... 1154 01:49:29,814 --> 01:49:34,611 that he can love her and still live his own life. 1155 01:49:34,694 --> 01:49:37,405 Imagine it the other way around. 1156 01:49:38,573 --> 01:49:40,700 It's difficult. 1157 01:49:41,951 --> 01:49:43,953 But I'll try. 1158 01:52:32,538 --> 01:52:34,207 You like it? 1159 01:52:35,917 --> 01:52:39,045 I fixed a real breakfast for you. 1160 01:52:39,087 --> 01:52:41,756 You'll see how the place has changed. 1161 01:52:41,839 --> 01:52:44,217 You won't recognize anything. 1162 01:52:44,300 --> 01:52:46,594 Shall I fix you a bath? 1163 01:52:50,390 --> 01:52:53,893 I modernized the kitchen. 1164 01:52:55,395 --> 01:52:57,855 Make yourself at home. 1165 01:52:57,939 --> 01:53:00,441 You prefer coffee, right? 1166 01:53:05,863 --> 01:53:08,783 You're not taking off your coat? 1167 01:53:16,749 --> 01:53:19,294 It was my way of not dying. 1168 01:53:21,004 --> 01:53:25,508 It was my way of waiting... of staying alive. 1169 01:53:33,016 --> 01:53:34,684 Happy New Year. 1170 01:54:04,005 --> 01:54:06,924 I'll have some coffee now. 82195

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