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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:11,145 * 2 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:40,174 * 3 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:51,485 * Don't ask me no favors, sweetie * 4 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:54,722 * Don't ask me for a damn thing * 5 00:00:54,755 --> 00:01:00,561 * 6 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:04,332 * Don't ask me no favors, baby * 7 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:08,068 * Don't ask me for a damn thing * 8 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:12,440 * 9 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:16,009 * Every time that I need you 10 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,545 * 11 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:22,015 * But you don't know my name 12 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,753 * 13 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:31,091 * Did I look that gunshot winner, baby * 14 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,128 * Seen you kissing on that man * 15 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:38,766 * 16 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,870 * But I look that gunshot winner baby * 17 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,408 * Seen you kissing on that man * 18 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:57,618 * 19 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,128 - Hey, Barnes? 20 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,170 Hey, Barnes, you need to put a leash 21 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:19,573 on those young'uns of yours, all of them. 22 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,778 Hey, Barnes, you find anything yet? 23 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,450 Can you hear me all right? 24 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,519 - You got a problem. 25 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,590 Well, you got termites. 26 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,792 - Termites? You sure about that? 27 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,195 - I'm positive. - Well, how bad is it? 28 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,696 - Well, let me put it like this. 29 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,433 If the termites weren't holding your house up, it'd fall down. 30 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,134 I'm gonna have to give you a special treatment 31 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,168 down here and inside. 32 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,438 - What you gonna do about that? 33 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,007 - Oh, this what Henry did? 34 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,376 - Yup. 35 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,145 - Well, ain't nothing I can do about either one right now. 36 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,713 I'm running late, but I'll get to 'em. 37 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,216 - All right, then, we'll see if you do. 38 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,017 - All right. 39 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,661 * 40 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,697 - Twins, what in the world are you doing, huh? 41 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,366 You do know it's a school day, don't you? 42 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,967 - Ah, shoot. - Excuse me? 43 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,902 - I said shoot. - No, I heard what you said, 44 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,037 and that ain't what you said, and I should wash your mouth 45 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:27,241 out with grandpa's castor oil. That's what I ought to do. 46 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,477 - Mama, we thought it was Saturday. 47 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:33,046 - No, honey, that's tomorrow. 48 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,349 Come here. 49 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,518 Hey, now, I might be wrong, but I swear we used 50 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,219 to have books back when I was in school. 51 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:40,688 - I didn't have any homework. 52 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,590 Oh, by the way, I'm going to Amy's house tonight. 53 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,025 - Are you asking me, or are you telling me? 54 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,560 - I ain't waiting on them. 55 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,563 All right, get your little rear ends inside 56 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,700 and get dressed before you miss the bus, all right? 57 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,235 Hey, what's the matter, Timmy? - I don't feel good. 58 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,104 - Well, you just felt fine to be playing, 59 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,539 didn't you? Now, go on. 60 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,510 - These pants are still wet. - Get in the house! 61 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,380 - Henry, get your butt up. 62 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,581 You're gonna be late for school. 63 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,217 Come on, boy. - I ain't going today, sorry. 64 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,786 - Suit yourself. It's your future. 65 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:16,557 - Oh, you're going to school. Get-- 66 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,133 - Ellie? 67 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,437 - Hey. 68 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,975 What's up? - Look. 69 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:39,212 Your dog has scattered trash all over my yard again. 70 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:40,748 I ain't picking it up. 71 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:44,452 - What makes you so sure it was my dog? 72 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,121 Shadrack, hey! Cut that out. 73 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:53,461 All right, well, what makes you so sure it was my trash? 74 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,829 Oh, we don't even eat there, so. 75 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,632 - You know, it might not hurt to get his nuts cut, either. 76 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,601 Keep that mutt away from my Maxine. 77 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,470 - Not my dog's fault, Mr. Melvie. 78 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,339 Maxine, she's a little hottie. 79 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,408 - Well, something's got to be done about it. 80 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,009 - And something will be. 81 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,978 - All right, now. 82 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,746 - See you later. 83 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,815 All right. 84 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,638 - What was that all about? 85 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,608 - What was what all about? - You know what. 86 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:45,012 - That ain't nothing. - Yeah, I'll bet it wasn't. 87 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,050 - You're jealous, aren't you? - No, I ain't. 88 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,821 I just don't like the neighbors seeing you in your nightgown. 89 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,224 - It's just Gordon. - Especially Gordon. 90 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,726 He might get the wrong idea. 91 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,128 - He might get something. - You ain't funny. 92 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,401 - Hey, you coming home for lunch today? 93 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,736 - Why? 94 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,338 - I don't know. I'm just--I'm just asking. 95 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,040 - Well, you fixing something? 96 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,476 - Well, no. I mean, I ain't fixing nothing special. 97 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,744 - Well, then why would I come home? 98 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,378 That don't make no sense. 99 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,682 - Well, hello! - Hey. 100 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,983 - Look who's here. 101 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,885 I made him sleep on the couch last night. 102 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,420 He's not happy about it. - Good for you. 103 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,522 - I know. Yay, Caroline. We're gonna have fun. 104 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,023 - You might need to change her diaper. 105 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,692 I smell cock-a-poodie. 106 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,761 - Ooh, you got a little poo-poo, Caroline? 107 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,663 Ooh, that ain't no little poo-poo. 108 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,931 Get on. Get those toys, girl. 109 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,900 Okay. - Oh, thank you so much. 110 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,835 You don't mind? - No, are you kidding. 111 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,404 Don't you worry about a thing. - All right. 112 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,442 - * Yeah 113 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:57,885 * 114 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,691 * Where you go you made the light * 115 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,927 * You put the stars in the night * 116 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,630 * Came without them, back inside * 117 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:30,584 - Hey, where you two going? You miss the bus again? 118 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,119 - Yeah. 119 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,122 - Are you going to school? 120 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,224 - Yeah, for once. 121 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,060 Hey, how about you guys hop in? 122 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,666 - You wore the same thing yesterday. 123 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,435 - Yes, you're all clean now. You're all clean. 124 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,970 - Ma, that sucks. 125 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,639 - Hey, what are you doing home so early? 126 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,073 - I couldn't find a parking spot. 127 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,809 - Well, you are absolutely useless, boy. 128 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,912 - So? - Here, make yourself useful. 129 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,648 Come on. 130 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,083 - I don't want that. 131 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,519 - Help me out. Say, "Help me out." 132 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,688 Oh, please. 133 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,257 Say, "Thank you, Henry." 134 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:15,295 - * Some days rock and some don't * 135 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:20,333 * 136 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,715 - Howdy, Barnes. - Hey, hey. 137 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:38,485 - Elmer, show Mr. Barnes what we found back there. 138 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,953 - There's more bugs than usual. 139 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,055 - I seen your commercial. - Yeah? Which one? 140 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:45,125 - The one where you're getting drug behind that 4x4. 141 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,527 Man, that was a hoot, I tell you what. 142 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,296 - How much I owe you, Bo? - 10. 143 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,032 I like the one where you're jumping off the-- 144 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,867 off the roof, too, like a superhero. 145 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,904 - How much for the mirror? - That includes the mirror. 146 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,908 That's right, $10. 147 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,677 Hey, you come back now, you hear? 148 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,749 Man, I should have give him that darn mirror. 149 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,317 What's the verdict back there? 150 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,185 - Eh, nothing new. I know what the problem is. 151 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,188 - I should have give him the haircut too. 152 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,825 Okay, well, what you gonna show me? 153 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,727 - Need to cover that hole up right there. 154 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,729 - We'll take care of it. Thanks, sir. 155 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:25,398 - All right. Have a good 'un, Elmer. 156 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:51,591 * 157 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,042 - You have any idea how hard it is 158 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,912 to get parts for that car, Barnes? 159 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:30,463 * 160 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,357 * 161 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,502 Yeah, it's Randy Barnes. 162 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,439 Some sicko just broke into my brother's house. 163 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,110 No, I done chased him off. There's no apparent danger. 164 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,646 You gonna want to send somebody up here anyway. 165 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,851 Well, yeah, he did appear to be on dope or something, 166 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,485 not that I would know, but-- 167 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,391 - Man, I'm glad to see you guys. 168 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,493 - Hold it right there, mister. - Hey, this is my house. 169 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,628 - Yeah, I bet it is. 170 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,999 Sir, you're making a mistake. 171 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,333 - No. - A big mistake. 172 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,569 - You're the one that made the mistake. 173 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,406 - Ow! - Yeah, that's what you get 174 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,475 for threatening an officer of the law. 175 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,344 Mick, you want to take this fat boy out of here? 176 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,081 Sir, you seem like you're fairly intelligent. 177 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,317 - What in the w--what is going on? 178 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,053 Gordon? 179 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,556 - Hey! - You all right? 180 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,258 - Wha--hello? 181 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,827 - You'll have to ask that guy right there. 182 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,995 He's in charge. 183 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,529 I don't know if we supposed to tell or not. 184 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,731 - Apparently this turkey was caught breaking and entering 185 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,902 into that house over... there. 186 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,404 - You boys are quick. - Randy! 187 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,340 - Hey, Ellie. Good thing you wasn't here. 188 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,543 Don't worry, I took care of your little intruder problem. 189 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,246 No-- Randy, this is-- 190 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,949 no, this is our house right here. 191 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,386 Randy, get in the house. You're half-naked. 192 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,958 Yeah, you better get your ass in that house. 193 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:41,128 - Don't talk to me like that! - Get some clothes on! 194 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,530 - I didn't get married for a reason! 195 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,065 - He seems a bit unstable. 196 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,034 Is--is he threat to anyone? - He's crazy. 197 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,702 I don't-- - What is going on? 198 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,571 - Well, good to see you too. 199 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,941 Hey, Curt. 200 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,608 - Hey, Billy. - Everything all right? 201 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,978 - Yeah. How's work? - Busy. 202 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,047 - Yeah, I can tell. 203 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,616 - She can smell bug spray. So what exactly is going on? 204 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,053 - Guess what? Guess what, guess what, guess what? 205 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,088 Guess what? Guess what? - What? What? 206 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,624 - I'm staying for a couple days. 207 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,663 - You almost gave me a headache. 208 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,600 - Well, long time, no see. 209 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,670 Nah, for real, Ellie, you don't mind? 210 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,907 Mi casa, su casa? Dah! 211 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,243 You believe it, all this fuss over me? 212 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,346 - Hey, Randy, Mick over here needs to talk to you 213 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,482 about some official police business. 214 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,451 - Oh, lordy. - Thanks, bud. 215 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,197 - So, uh, what are your plans for Sunday? 216 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,000 - That is the last time I ever buy anything the Roper's made. 217 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,701 Piece of junk. 218 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,638 I'm sorry, what'd you say? Sunday? 219 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:03,043 Um, well, I ain't doing anything. 220 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,711 That'd be all right. 221 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,446 Sure as heck ain't cutting grass. 222 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,185 - I thought that was y'all's house, so I let myself in. 223 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,287 - Why wasn't you in school today? 224 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,190 - Headache. - You always have a headache. 225 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,894 - That wasn't Louise? - Yup. 226 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,395 - Now, I am not sure, 227 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,298 but I think she's got some diarrhea. 228 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,400 - Oh, is that right? - Oh. 229 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,835 - You got the shits, little lady? 230 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,403 - Here, sweetie. Caroline? 231 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,205 Here you go, baby. Here you go, baby. 232 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,007 - It's okay. - You take those home with you. 233 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,708 - It's okay. - Yeah. 234 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,677 - Hey, Sunday, now, hot dogs, 235 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,847 swimming, you've got to come and bring the kids, you know? 236 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,482 Ann won't be happy if you're not there. 237 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,485 - Oh, that sounds great, and I will talk Billy into it. 238 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,161 Hey, we are not letting Randy stay, and that is final. 239 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,330 - Look, it's just Randy. 240 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,367 - I know, and I like Randy, but you know how he is, 241 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,102 and we have got so much going on, 242 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,071 and it is just too hectic. 243 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:08,775 - I know. I know, believe me, all right? 244 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,911 But he's my dang brother. 245 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,080 He's family. 246 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,015 We got enough room. He can stay on the couch. 247 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:17,584 - If he stays on the couch, then so do you. 248 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,527 - So what do you think I should get mom for her birthday? 249 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,430 - Well, I already got her something from you. 250 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,600 - Yeah, but I get her socks every year. 251 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,770 - Yeah, you could make her something. 252 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,219 - I just ain't never made anything before. 253 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,156 - Look, if you want to give her something for her birthday, 254 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,091 something she's really gonna love and enjoy, 255 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,459 you make her something, 256 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,761 and I just might have an idea what it is. 257 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,566 - Hey, man, do you remember me? 258 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,470 - Yeah, you're the guy who farted all the time. 259 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,807 - Now, how do you remember that when you were only this tall? 260 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,177 That's all you remember about me? 261 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,314 - So, uh, how long you in town for? 262 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,184 I mean, you know, what brings you back up this way? 263 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,685 Last time I heard, you was down in, 264 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,420 uh--oh, you was working 265 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,921 for a graphics company or something. 266 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,757 - Yeah, I was, man. 267 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,526 Yeah, I figure I'd make more working for myself. 268 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,430 Course, I was wrong, but business ain't that bad. 269 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,267 That's why I'm up here. I'm doing the water tower. 270 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,634 That's good. 271 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,536 Boys, now, I told y'all, get on in there 272 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,004 and kiss your mama, 273 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,608 all right, n--bo--excuse me for a second. 274 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,677 Boys, I ain't playing. 275 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,645 - Bulldog! 276 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,148 - So you're, uh, painting the water tower? 277 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,350 - Yeah, man. I got to show you my harness. 278 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,220 It's pretty badass. I'm gonna show it to you. 279 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,122 Hey, pull my finger. 280 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,391 - No, going to bed. - You sure? 281 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,959 - Positive. - Your loss, dude. 282 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,364 Oh, misfire. 283 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,134 Ooh. 284 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,969 There she is. That's right. 285 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,910 - Henry going to bed? - Yeah, man. 286 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,978 - Oh, God. 287 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,680 Don't want-- - Pretty good, right? 288 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,718 - Phew. Man. I forgot about that. 289 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,989 Scoot on over. 290 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,591 - For what? 291 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,194 - Well, I figure I'll sleep out here with you. 292 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,662 - Are you kidding? 293 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,896 No, man. 294 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,064 - Oh, man. - Scoot on over. 295 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,434 I want you to catch me up on what's been going on, man. 296 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,336 I ain't talked to you or seen you in eight years. 297 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,104 - Things just went from comfortable 298 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,039 to totally uncomfortable. 299 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,274 - You love it. 300 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,875 - You still grind your teeth in your sleep? 301 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,210 - Oh, yeah. 302 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,879 - Ma, can we have this for breakfast? 303 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,082 - Oh, no, not until you finish what is left of this one, 304 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,517 so don't even think about opening this box 305 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,719 until that is all gone, all right? 306 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,757 Hey! Which one of you got into this box? 307 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,895 And where is the prize? 308 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,432 Timmy? Jimmy? 309 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,202 I've got some clean towels for you. 310 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,403 - Howdy. - Oh, hey. 311 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,737 I thought you were in the shower. 312 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,406 - There's no sense in trying to hide it now. 313 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,208 I was using the water as a camouflage. 314 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,942 - Oh, just make sure you flush. 315 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,611 - You got it. 316 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,282 All righty. 317 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,150 - What's this? 318 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,751 - This... 319 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,754 - What is this stuff? 320 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,557 - This is your present to your mama. 321 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,795 - Well, I don't think she's gonna like it too much. 322 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,264 It looks like doo-doo. 323 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,466 - It's modeling clay, boy. 324 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,302 You said you wanted to make her something, right? 325 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,636 - Yeah, but I was thinking 326 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,271 more of a drawing or something like that. 327 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,307 - No, no, it's gonna be much more special. 328 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,775 We just need to go on and get started on it. 329 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845 - I never done anything like this before. 330 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:06,979 - That's all right. 331 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,849 I'll give you a little crash course, ceramics 101. 332 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,919 That way you can be fiddling with it while I'm at work. 333 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,657 - Mm, is it supposed to smell like that? 334 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,926 Yeah. 335 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,828 - So what we making? 336 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,497 - Oh, no, we nothing. It's gonna be you. 337 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,132 You the one gonna be making it. 338 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,501 I'm just gonna get you started on it. 339 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,804 All right? 340 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,344 - You might want to get that commode fixed. 341 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,479 I couldn't get that sucker to flush. 342 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,848 - Oh, God. Don't tell me that. 343 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:46,453 - Ah, don't worry. I closed the door too. 344 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,025 - You don't like shredded wheat? 345 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,061 - Not if it's stale. 346 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,465 Morning, everybody. 347 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,866 What's that smell? 348 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,502 - Well, you might want to call a plumber. 349 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,343 - Hey, dad. - Hey, baby. 350 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,645 - Where's my kiss? - I see you all the time. 351 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,213 Well, you'd see him 352 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,249 all the time too if he didn't work so much. 353 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,084 - Yeah. Somebody's got to work 354 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,487 so somebody else can go to the store. 355 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,659 - Let's get you some breakfast. 356 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,761 Sit on down. I'll get you a bowl. 357 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,898 - Here, you can have my seat, honey. I'm done. 358 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,437 - Here you go. - Where's the dang milk? 359 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,705 - You're gonna have to eat it dry. 360 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,940 I ain't got to the Bi-Lo yet. 361 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,011 - Mr. Barnes? - Present. 362 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,279 - I'm sorry I'm late. 363 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,180 I just need to go over a few things with you 364 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,749 before you get started. 365 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,751 First off, if you-- - What's this? 366 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,920 - If you would let me finish, I will tell you. 367 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,855 In the folder you'll find a couple of things. 368 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,090 The first should look somewhat familiar to you, a contract, 369 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,027 which you need to go ahead and sign and return to me. 370 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,529 - What is this? 371 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,731 - My, aren't we talkative this morning. 372 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:08,200 Um, this is what you are to paint, 373 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,438 and that is where you are to paint it. 374 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,940 Now, go ahead and sign the contract. 375 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,775 Do you have any questions? 376 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,778 - What time's lunch? - That's up to you, Mr. Barnes. 377 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,781 You work your own hours. I'm not your babysitter. 378 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,484 - I pretty much think I can handle it. 379 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,619 - Hopefully your somewhat lack of enthusiasm 380 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,321 will not be reflected in your work, 381 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,424 but just in case, that's my work number, 382 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,293 and, um, don't call me unless it's an emergency, 383 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,995 and I do mean emergency. 384 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,165 I'll let you get to work so I can get to mine. 385 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,667 - You wouldn't have give me the card 386 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,836 if you didn't want me to call. I'm calling. 387 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,972 - All aboard. 388 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,508 Ooh, hey. 389 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,313 Hey! Louise! Hey, you be back here by 3:00. 390 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,516 I need you to watch the twins, okay? 391 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,285 - I will! - Okay. 392 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,987 - Quit it. - You quit it. 393 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,090 - Why don't you both quit it? - He started it. 394 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,625 - Did not. - Did too. 395 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,495 - Yeah, and I'm gonna end it if you don't shut up. 396 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,499 Thank you. 397 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,039 Now, buckle up, you hear me? 398 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,808 Right now. 399 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:36,188 * 400 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:59,378 - Hey, Mama, is it all right if Louise stays the night? 401 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:02,214 - Well, if her parents don't mind. 402 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,750 - They don't care, do they? 403 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:06,018 - No, they don't care about nothing. 404 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,755 - Well, I guess it's all right then. 405 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,223 - Come on. 406 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,163 - What are we fixing to do, say? 407 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,699 - We are at the grocery store to get food. 408 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,569 - But I ain't hungry. - Me neither. 409 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,439 - Whoa, doggie. Whew. 410 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,174 Hey, Gordon. 411 00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,676 - Ellie. 412 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,578 - Hey, wasn't it funny, all that fuss? 413 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,780 - Just hilarious. 414 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,617 - You're not avoiding me, are you? 415 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,385 - No. - Oh, yeah? 416 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,753 - Just I'm trying to check out, 417 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,189 and I don't want to be holding up the line. 418 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,527 - Well, anyway, 419 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,361 I just want you to know that I feel bad about it, 420 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,697 so if there's anything I can do? 421 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,732 'Cause I do. I feel bad 422 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,636 'cause I know it really ain't all that funny, but-- 423 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,571 - Look, Ellie, if you really want to help me out, 424 00:23:58,605 --> 00:23:59,972 you should start by getting that trash 425 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,408 that's scattered all over my yard every which-a-way, 426 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,810 and in my garden too. 427 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,078 - Sir, you're holding up the line. 428 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,949 - Whoa, miss, I don't know if you know this, 429 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,619 but this is the express lane, ten items or less. 430 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,386 - Okay, well, you should have told me that 431 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,388 before I put all my groceries out, okay? 432 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:20,426 I mean, here, can't these cans count as one? Please? 433 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,631 Hey, twins, twins, twins! 434 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,267 Get your hands out of--hurry, please, all right? 435 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,670 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 436 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:33,339 Hey, you're tickling me. You got to stop. 437 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:34,974 You're gonna make me get in a wreck. 438 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:39,679 Stop. All right, I love you. Sit down. 439 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:42,682 You're being good boys. Now, sit down. You tickle. 440 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,757 Oh, whoo-hoo, you are home 441 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,960 just in time to help me take in the groceries. 442 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,195 - Hey, mom, can I spend the night at Amy's house tonight? 443 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,197 - Well, if you watch the twins a couple of hours 444 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:01,100 and if her mama says it's okay, then it is fine by me. 445 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,970 - Yay, thanks, Mom. - Hey, take another bag. 446 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,673 Help a mama out. 447 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,709 - Crybaby Auto, if we ain't got it, 448 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,044 you shouldn't be driving it, so don't be crying, 449 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,714 and turn those tears into gears! 450 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,149 Crybaby Auto, just look for the Crybaby sign, 451 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:23,355 downtown Guppie at 555-4621, under the water tower. 452 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,457 Come on down for a super deal, 453 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,828 Crybaby! 454 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,198 - Tell me something, Hank. - Henry. 455 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,733 - Hank, 456 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,169 you gonna be a bug man like your old man? 457 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,038 - Not if something better comes along. 458 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:42,642 - Yeah, it most likely will unless you get married. 459 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,043 You got a while before you got 460 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,544 to start making them decisions, though. 461 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,048 You're--how old are you? - 16. 462 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,482 - 16? 463 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,652 Dang, boy, 16? 464 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,054 Why ain't we out driving around, 465 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,824 scoping chicks and cruising the strip, man? 466 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,992 Why are we sitting here? 467 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,161 Shoot. Man, when I was your age, 468 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:04,764 I guaran-damn-tee I was the cockiest son of a gun 469 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,667 this side of Guppie, and mean too, boy. 470 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,069 I was mean, mean, mean. 471 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,238 - What'd you do? 472 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,674 - There was only one thing for me to do. 473 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,710 The only thing better than dope at that time 474 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,578 to me was wrestling. 475 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,014 Of course, if you don't know the story, man, 476 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,184 my plans shifted elsewhere. 477 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,854 - You gave up? - No, man. 478 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:31,223 Wrestling was it for me, or so I thought. 479 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,793 There was nothing that could tear me away 480 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:38,798 from the adrenaline, nothing except for two things, 481 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:43,535 Crazy Cobb Robbins and the Clutch, 482 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,105 your old Crybaby Clutch, man, 483 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,907 and this was big-time too, man. 484 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,042 See, I wrestled a bit in high school, 485 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,645 but this was pro, you know? 486 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:57,149 Feather boas, glitter, the whole deal, big-time. 487 00:26:57,216 --> 00:27:00,753 So there we are, me and Crybaby, 488 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,589 going at it, nothing held back, 489 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:07,927 and at the last moment I made a mistake. 490 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,898 A fatal error that changed my life forever. 491 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:17,403 I took my eye off the prize, and he came in for the kill. 492 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,742 - So what happened? - Well, I'm fixing 493 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,610 to tell you, man. So-- 494 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,278 All right, so there I was, 495 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,815 trapped in this Crybaby Clutch, okay? 496 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,783 And then he throw--hey, hey, grab that table! 497 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,451 Hey, you're just in time. 498 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,786 I'm gonna show him 499 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,621 how to get out of Crybaby Clutch, all right? 500 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,089 You be Crazy Cobb, and I'll be me. 501 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,758 Lay on the floor. - This is gonna be good. 502 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,126 - Lay on the floor. 503 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,930 I'm gonna make you a man. There you go. Put your legs up. 504 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,967 All right, lock me in like that. 505 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,336 Put my leg--grab me like that. 506 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,537 - Okay. - You ready? 507 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:52,972 - No, I'm--I don't think so. 508 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,473 - Okay, put your elbow into it though. 509 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,842 - Okay. - There you go. 510 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,309 - Like that? - Put this leg up here. 511 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,178 - All right. - You almost--there you go. 512 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,947 - Go easy on him, Henry. - You got to be quick, man, 513 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,849 'cause the Crybaby don't mess around. 514 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,116 - Okay. - You ready? 515 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,853 - I don't know. - Three, two-- 516 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:10,622 - All right. - Ah, ah, boo! 517 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,359 See? Yeah! 518 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,295 What do you think about that? What you think about that? 519 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,864 - Yeah! - You should cut your nails. 520 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,665 - Aw, come on, don't be a wee-wee. 521 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,167 Here, let me lay down, 522 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,302 and then I'm gonna put you in it, all right? 523 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,038 All right, lay down here. Put your leg back. 524 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,740 I want you to do it like I showed you, 525 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,208 and I want you to get out of it, okay? 526 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,043 - All right. - Just like I showed you. 527 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,813 That's all you got to do. How's that? How's that feel? 528 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,748 - A little painful. - Oh, it's supposed to be. 529 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:36,916 How's that? You ready? 530 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,484 - No. - Why? 531 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,685 - I can't. - Oh, "I can't" 532 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,053 never could do nothing. 533 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,522 Come on, man. Put some elbow into it. 534 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,892 You ready? Let's do this. 535 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,659 Let's do this, man. 536 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,830 - Okay. I ca--I give-- - What? You give? 537 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,198 - I give. - You sure? 538 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,867 - Mm-hmm, I'm positive. - Say, "Mother, may I?" 539 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,036 - Mother, may I? - Louder. 540 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,871 - Mother, may I! - Does that hurt? 541 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,907 - Yeah! - How about that? 542 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,574 Does that hurt? - It hurts. 543 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,010 - What's the matter, man? 544 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,545 - It hurts. - Oh, come on. 545 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,114 Are you gonna cry? 546 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:12,084 Don't cry. How old are you? I bet if I put- 547 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,552 - 16. - Jimmy and Timmy in this, 548 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,087 they wouldn't cry. 549 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:19,058 What about that? Ooh, how's that? 550 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:23,229 There you go. I put a little strain on it. 551 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,933 Huh? You ever been that close to your butt? 552 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,234 What do you think? 553 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,702 - I give--I give-- - Oh! 554 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,272 - Ha-ha! - Ah. 555 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,440 You give. 556 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,442 - You gave me a headache. - Oh, that's supposed 557 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:40,479 to give you a headache, man. Mine lasted for four months. 558 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:43,649 You get used to it if you become a wrestler. 559 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,284 - Yeah, well, I was thinking 560 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:49,088 more, like, a school bus driver. 561 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,123 - Hmm. 562 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,892 - All right, Jimmy, 563 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,795 can you take two giant steps forward? 564 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,098 - Mother, may I? - Yes, you may. 565 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:05,604 All right, Timmy, can you take five baby steps forward? 566 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,007 - Mother, may I? - Yes, you may. 567 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,445 - What is it, son? 568 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,285 - It sucks. I--I hate it. 569 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,922 Look at it. - I am. I am. 570 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,823 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 571 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:27,493 I mean, look, it ain't bad. 572 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,296 It--it's just missing a little something, that's all. 573 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,199 - Dad, stop it. Look, I know it sucks. 574 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,934 You know what? You should do it yourself 575 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,035 'cause--'cause I quit. 576 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,937 - Hey, Henry, don't talk like that. 577 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,139 - I just hate the blooming thing. 578 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:43,275 - I don't want to hear that. - I can't do it. 579 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,677 - "I can't" never did nothing, boy. 580 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,179 - All right, Jimmy, 581 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:50,116 can you just do two frog jumps forward? 582 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,684 You didn't say, "Mother, may I." 583 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,453 Go all the way back. 584 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:59,358 - Well, now, Henry, nobody showed me 585 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,060 how to make a coffee mug, all right? 586 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,463 I just sort of figured it out, all right? 587 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,366 Or maybe I read it somewhere. I don't know. 588 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,868 I just saw it in my head, and I just did it. 589 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,170 You can do it. 590 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:16,408 I know you can, but you just got to get over that... 591 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:19,678 You got that fear you got of messing up 592 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,182 'cause you ain't never done nothing before, all right? 593 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:27,019 Now, how many times you think Columbus discovered America 594 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,055 before he actually discovered it, huh? 595 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:32,224 I'ma tell you, goose eggs, zero. 596 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,993 It was new to him, all right? 597 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,362 Just like this is new to you, but you can do this. 598 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,664 You got that old Barnes blood in you, all right? 599 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,367 And I know you can do it. Now, I'm gonna show you. 600 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,902 I'm gonna help you if you get real stuck, 601 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,105 but I want you to promise me--look at me. 602 00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:48,507 I want you to promise me that you gonna give it 603 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:51,710 a honest-to-goodness try, all right? 604 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,279 Honest to goodness. 605 00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:56,515 Now, you do that, you know, 606 00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:01,220 I think you're gonna even surprise yourself, all right? 607 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,430 - One, two, three, get off my father's apple tree! 608 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,700 - Safe! - Aww. 609 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,736 Oh, hey, daddy. - Hey, boys, how you doing? 610 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,471 Come here. What you doing, boy? 611 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,573 Come here. Ah! 612 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,577 Daddy's done playing. Go on. 613 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,147 - I'm spending the night with Amy tonight. 614 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,815 - Oh, good. I'll be glad to get rid of you. 615 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,317 - Daddy. 616 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:33,152 - All right, go on and get your baths, now. 617 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,587 Boys, I ain't playing. Go on in right now, pronto. 618 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:39,158 All right, fine. You don't want to go to the fair, then, huh? 619 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,162 All right, why don't you go ahead 620 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,496 and invite Amy too, all right? 621 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,999 That way you can run on off, do your own thing, 622 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,400 and, you know, you ain't got to hang out 623 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,936 with a bunch of old people, all right? 624 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,804 - I'm gonna go get ready for there. 625 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:56,475 - You tell her I'll drop the two of ya's off after. 626 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,246 - Well, bid on it. 627 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:02,014 - I ain't bidding on it. 628 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:04,183 - Bid on it, man. Don't be a little punk. 629 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,185 Come on. I always wanted one of them. 630 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:08,754 - What are y'all doing? - EBay. 631 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:12,624 Man, you can--you look whatever you want, like... 632 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,326 Just--you got to just type it in here. 633 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:19,131 Like, movies, cars, and anything you want. 634 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:22,501 - Put, uh, "spring break chicks" in there. 635 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,604 No, "spring break--spring break ladies." 636 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,207 - You can do that yourself, but hey, uh, 637 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,310 just don't double-click. It freezes up. 638 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:40,886 * 639 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:43,055 - Hi. You must be Louisa's father. 640 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,456 That'd be me. 641 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,992 Billy Barnes. - Pat. 642 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,527 Well, the girls aren't quite ready yet. 643 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,728 You know girls. 644 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,697 - Yeah. 645 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,500 - Try not to blink so you won't smear it. 646 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,535 This'll turn all of the boys' heads. 647 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,537 - It feels weird. - It's supposed to. 648 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,406 That's what being a lady's all about. 649 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,509 - Hey, boys. - This one don't work. 650 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,577 - Hey. - Pull up on the handle. 651 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,846 - Well, why ain't their dragon going up in the air? 652 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,416 - It don't work. - Pull up on the handle, Jimmy! 653 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:12,084 - You got to pull down on the handle 654 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:14,086 so it'll go up in the air. 655 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,422 - It don't work. 656 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,758 - Well, I was thinking we could go on the carousel. 657 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:22,161 - Merry-go-round? 658 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,396 - Could be romantic. 659 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,366 - Yeah, I don't like going round in circles. 660 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:32,238 Pull down on the handle, Jimmy. 661 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,242 - Giddy-up, boys. 662 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,190 - Come on, give it a shot. 663 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:05,704 * 664 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,606 - I ain't. - Ah. 665 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,475 - Oh-- - You're weird. 666 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,809 - Ooh! 667 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,712 Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. - Are you kidding me? 668 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,484 Man. - Well, honey... 669 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,587 no, you ain't--you ain't doing it right. 670 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,456 - Well, peaches, I am aiming right at the thing. 671 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,158 - But you can't aim at the center. 672 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:28,760 You got to aim to the side of it. 673 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,630 - Well, all right, little miss smarty pants, let's see you 674 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,732 just give it a shot. - All right. 675 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,801 - Rack them up there for her. - I like a good challenge. 676 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,637 Hold that. Hold this, and move over. 677 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:41,807 Boys, you want to see Mama win a prize? 678 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,610 Okay, now, they must be glued down. 679 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,978 I'll take it another time. - Well take it. Go on. 680 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,514 - Shh. 681 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,151 - Oh! - You didn't even hit them. 682 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,753 Shut up. 683 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,322 - All right, give me this last ball. 684 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:58,156 Come on, move out of the way. Move out of the way. 685 00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,791 - Sir, I'm sorry. We don't get out much. 686 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,328 You can tell? - All right, here we go. 687 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,966 - Oh! - Praise God, you did it. 688 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,801 - Yes! - I am so proud of you! 689 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,470 - About time. 690 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,706 - Whoa, no, whoa, what is that? - That's your prize. 691 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,608 - Well, I want one of them big 'uns. 692 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,345 - You have to win more than once to get one of those. 693 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,380 - You just won once, honey. It's all right. 694 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:24,850 He's cute. I like him. 695 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,021 No. 696 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,857 - Well, Ellie... 697 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,329 - Here you go. 698 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,565 - Thank you, sweetie. 699 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,001 - All right, let's go, boys. 700 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,870 - Let's go, guys. 701 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,205 - Mommy, I got to pee. - You got to pee? 702 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,140 Okay, the bathroom's--well, he's got to pee. 703 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,409 - Oh, you got to pee? - Yeah. 704 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:52,077 - All right, I'll meet you at the funnel cakes. 705 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,645 - Okay, see you. - All right. 706 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,682 - I want to go to the boys' bathroom. 707 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,750 - Listen, you will go pee where I tell you 708 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,820 and when I tell you, young man, okay? 709 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,724 All right, all right, you can go, 710 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:08,193 but I will be right here, all right? 711 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,728 Hurry. 712 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,536 Freeze. You're under arrest. 713 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,170 - You make it a point to annoy me, 714 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,906 or somebody pay you to follow me around? 715 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:24,443 - Oh, relax. I'm just messing with you. 716 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,579 Oh, you smell good. 717 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,080 - It's a new cologne I got at Roper's. 718 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:30,782 - Yeah, it smells good on you. 719 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,584 - It smells different on everybody. 720 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,287 - I might have to get Billy some of that cologne. 721 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,856 - Well, it smells different on everybody. 722 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:41,527 - What's that you got there? 723 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,396 - Just a little something that Billy won for me. 724 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,097 Ain't he sweet-looking? 725 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,400 - Yeah, he's cute, all right. 726 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,403 - Listen, 727 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:55,374 I know you don't think I mean it... 728 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,776 but I really am sorry about all that stuff. 729 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,211 - How can I forget when you keep reminding me? 730 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:04,816 - I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just said I was sorry, okay? 731 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,552 - Well, maybe one day we can all sit around 732 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,420 and drink some wine and talk about it. 733 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,490 - Oh, I'd love that. Let's do it. 734 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,393 Hey. 735 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,661 - I see you got yourself 736 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:18,229 a new man there. - Yeah. 737 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,332 - Billy better watch himself. 738 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:22,401 - Yeah, I better get back to my husband. 739 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:24,135 You ready? Let's go. 740 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:26,171 - We'll see y'all. - See you. 741 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:35,447 - Hey, can I drive? - No, man. 742 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,783 First you watch. Then you drive. 743 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,485 - Please? 744 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,356 Before you get in the ring, 745 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:45,824 you got to know exactly 746 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,860 who's in that other corner, all right? 747 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,297 And if somebody tells you you can't do something, 748 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,000 most likely they're gonna be right, 749 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,370 and when life pins your legs back behind your head, 750 00:38:58,437 --> 00:39:02,107 sticks your own ass in your face, 751 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,809 you got to hit the gas, man. 752 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,612 Otherwise you're gonna get bulldogged. 753 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,151 That make sense? 754 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,686 - No. 755 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,660 - Get in the truck. 756 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,830 Come here, boy. 757 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,032 - You have a good time, honey? - Yeah. 758 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:29,901 - Hey, what happened to my cotton candy? 759 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,470 - You sure you don't want to go to daddy's? 760 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:32,904 We're gonna have chicken. 761 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,573 - Yeah, I really ain't all that hungry. 762 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,475 Can you just--can you drop me off at the house? 763 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,877 - All right. 764 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,879 - Whoa! 765 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,181 - Oh. 766 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,717 Sorry about that. - Hey, Gordon. 767 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,319 - Yeah, it's funny how we keep running into each other. 768 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,555 - Yeah, and if you run into me again, 769 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,056 you ain't gonna be able to afford 770 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,424 to pay for your insurance. 771 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:57,663 That's--that's funny. That's good. 772 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:01,199 - You think you might want to spray anytime soon, 773 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,701 or should I call somebody else? 774 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,837 - Oh, no, I'll get to it tomorrow, all right? 775 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:10,275 - We'll see if you do. Mr. Barnes, Ellie. 776 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:19,685 - What? - Now, why are you 777 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:22,554 on a first-name basis and we ain't? 778 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,556 - We're buddies. 779 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,460 - Well, he's about 2 bucks short of a dollar, 780 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:31,863 I'm gonna tell you what. - Oh, be nice. 781 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:36,702 - Dang! Bulldogged again. 782 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,646 - You don't need age to have a good time. 783 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,915 I'll be 17 in two months. 784 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,317 You want a beer? 785 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:54,586 - I'm coming! Jeez. 786 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,455 She wants me and her to go over to Roger's house. 787 00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,125 - I mean, I don't know who Roger is, 788 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:01,960 but I'm pretty sure I don't want to make him mad. 789 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,930 - Roger's a jerk, but I need a ride. 790 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,466 Maybe I'll see you around sometime 791 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,735 in the store or something. 792 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,737 - Yeah, definitely. 793 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,974 - Hey! 794 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:22,447 - You know how mean that was, what you just did to me? 795 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,282 And how embarrassing it was? 796 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:28,319 - Yeah, I wouldn't worry too much about it. 797 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:32,423 You ain't got nothing to be ashamed of. 798 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,660 I know you didn't get that from your daddy. 799 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,831 - Sure you don't want to go, now? 800 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:43,535 - No, I just--I don't feel like doing much of nothing. 801 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:46,104 I had a good time though. 802 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,709 Hurry back. 803 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:52,443 - I'll be back in about an hour or two. 804 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,279 - All right. - Without the boys. 805 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,283 - Bye, Mama. - Bye, boys. 806 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,352 Y'all have a good time. Okay. 807 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,022 - Oh, hey, hey. - Oh. 808 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,324 - Don't forget your prize, now. 809 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,205 - Shoot. 810 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:25,176 Henry? Randy? 811 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,489 - * Keep on, keep on loving on me * 812 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:42,694 * Keep on loving on me, keep on loving on me * 813 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,096 * Keep on loving on me 814 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:48,333 - I'm locked out. - Come on in. 815 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:54,740 Maxie, you come here. 816 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,541 Who's a pretty girl? 817 00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:00,178 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 818 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,848 I'm a little drunk. 819 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:05,383 I didn't think I was that drunk. 820 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,252 You ain't drunk, are you? 821 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,754 - No. 822 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:11,857 - Well, I got three different kinds of wines, 823 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:16,862 a white, a red, and mixed. All of them are cheapos, 824 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:20,065 but I don't think you'd notice if I hadn't just told you. 825 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,101 I got scotch too, if you're into that. 826 00:43:24,703 --> 00:43:27,038 - Red. - All right. 827 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:31,542 - Wow. 828 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,813 - That was a long time ago. - Yeah, it must have been. 829 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,248 - Well, it wasn't that long ago. 830 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,884 - Oh. 831 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,252 - I stay in shape pretty good, don't you think? 832 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:44,923 - Yes, you have great athletic build. 833 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,558 - Boxing's good for your body. 834 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:51,229 Respiratory, reflexes, strengths. 835 00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:53,665 It's as good as milk for your bones, I'll bet you. 836 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:57,002 - Mm, yeah, unless you break one. 837 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:59,805 - Well, you wear protective gear and all. 838 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,907 Me and the boys, we go down to the gym 839 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,076 two, three times a month just for kicks. 840 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:08,479 - You know, I would love to get into something like that. 841 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:10,348 I need something. 842 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,250 - It ain't that hard. 843 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,485 I think you'd enjoy it. 844 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,421 - Yeah, I do too. 845 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:20,025 - Well, I mean, Ellie, if you're really interested, 846 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:22,093 I'd be glad to show you some of my moves. 847 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:25,964 - Yeah? Yeah, that'd be nice. I'd really love that, Gordon. 848 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:28,033 I--I would love to learn your technique. 849 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:30,769 Well, good. 850 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:31,770 Oh. 851 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:33,538 - Drink up then. - All right. 852 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,112 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 853 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,181 - Hey. - What do you got? 854 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:45,150 - Um, my piggy bank. - Oh, yeah? 855 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,152 - Yeah. - Want to open it up, 856 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,154 buy me something to eat? - Mm-kay. 857 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,990 - Like a hot dog, maybe? - I'll get some too. 858 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:54,525 - Then I'll get two hot dogs. - I'm kinda hungry. 859 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,828 - Well, how about some cashews? 860 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,830 - Cashews, I'll take that. 861 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,631 - Mm-hmm. 862 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,167 - I don't know about all this, Gordon. 863 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,802 - Oh, come on. You can do it. 864 00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:05,303 - Whoo! Okay. 865 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:06,704 - There you go. 866 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,373 Hit it. 867 00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:14,479 - All right, now, getting better. 868 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,914 That's a good form. 869 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:19,350 Doing good. Now step into it. 870 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,087 There you go. 871 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:24,823 Go for them ribs. Give it a kill shot. 872 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,892 There you go. 873 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:29,160 There you go, hit that jaw now. 874 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,430 - Oh, this feels-- this feels good. 875 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,332 - There you go. 876 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,169 - Yeah. 877 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,371 - I want a piece of you, Gordon. 878 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:43,909 Oh, you'll get your chance. 879 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,643 - Bulldog! - Shh-- 880 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:32,123 - Did you ever know granddaddy well? 881 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,163 - No. He wasn't around a whole lot. 882 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:40,565 - No. 883 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,400 No, he wasn't. 884 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,103 Wasn't around a whole lot with me. 885 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,107 He couldn't say, "I love you," 886 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,477 couldn't hug you, never kissed me. 887 00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:57,282 I noticed you hug and kiss your kids. 888 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,852 - Yeah, when I'm around them. 889 00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:03,121 - You don't ever slap them? 890 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,924 - I--I've been known to pop them, now. 891 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:11,462 You'd teared my hide up right nice a couple of times. 892 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:14,632 - I didn't hit with no bat or anything like that. 893 00:47:18,603 --> 00:47:21,106 - Did your daddy do that? 894 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,374 - No, he didn't have to. 895 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,777 I sassed him one time. 896 00:47:26,811 --> 00:47:29,147 I mean, I really sassed. 897 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:34,619 And he hit me, and I went through a door, 898 00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:38,156 took it right off the hinges, landed in the closet. 899 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,226 Clothes all came down on top of me. 900 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:47,065 And nobody came to find out if I was all right, 901 00:47:47,132 --> 00:47:49,334 and I was laying in there with the clothes on top of me, 902 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:53,471 and I was wondering if they thought maybe I was dead 903 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,907 or something, you know? 904 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:58,376 Finally I dug my way out. 905 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:02,413 I said, "Weren't you wondering whether I was all right?" 906 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,684 And he said, "No, I didn't hit you that hard." 907 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,389 I took the door off the hinges. 908 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,326 Ah, well. 909 00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:20,065 Yeah, he was something, your granddaddy. 910 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,235 What about your wife? 911 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:29,840 - You ever just feel like something's missing? 912 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,910 Like it's something that's gone or... 913 00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:35,246 You and mama ever have that? 914 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,418 - Yeah. Everybody does, son. 915 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:45,856 No matter what you read or what you see in the movies, 916 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:49,027 nobody's got a perfect marriage. 917 00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:50,395 - Yeah. 918 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:55,366 - I mean, everybody has a rocky road, you know? 919 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,403 - I feel like I'm failing. - No, no, no, 920 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,439 you're not failing at anything. 921 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,710 Nothing. 922 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,715 If you were failing at anything, I'd tell you. 923 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,819 Don't beat yourself up. That's my job. 924 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,130 - I love you, son. 925 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,668 I'm real proud of you. 926 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,640 - Appreciate that, daddy. 927 00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:39,277 - I hope you do 'cause you ain't gonna hear it 928 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,112 again for a long time. 929 00:49:46,184 --> 00:49:48,519 - Come on, Ellie. You can do it. 930 00:49:56,127 --> 00:49:58,429 - Ow! Gordon, it's my first time, all right? 931 00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:01,132 - You ain't concentrating. Come on. 932 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:08,039 - Ow! That hurts like hell. 933 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:10,175 - You hit like a girl. 934 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:11,876 - One, two, three. 935 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:15,446 One, two, three. One, two-- 936 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,014 Ow! 937 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,683 - Uh-oh. - Son of a-- 938 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,987 - You lost that one, 939 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,190 and that one too. 940 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:26,957 - Oh, crap. 941 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:30,361 Hey, how about going in there and grabbing us a beer apiece? 942 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,863 I hid them in there behind the watermelon. 943 00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:34,799 And a popsicle. 944 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,801 - I don't think we have none. - Not a popsicle, 945 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:41,672 one of them juice thingamajigs from the icebox, a red one. 946 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,014 Oh, shit. 947 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,319 Damn. Damn it. 948 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,914 - Hey, so I made it for Mom. 949 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,016 Oh. 950 00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:28,953 That's a beaut. 951 00:51:30,188 --> 00:51:31,522 - Yeah, I know. 952 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,558 I'm thinking about putting her name right across the top. 953 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:36,527 That way it's hers and no one else's, yeah. 954 00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:39,430 - Plus you made it. I mean, shit. 955 00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:42,767 Nobody ever made me no coffee cup. 956 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,602 That's all right. 957 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:02,553 Whoa. - Yeah. 958 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:05,590 - Ell, what happened to you? 959 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:08,326 You get hit by a truck? 960 00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:11,396 Yeah, something like that. 961 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,064 - Oh, man. Well, come here. 962 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:16,734 I'll take care of you. 963 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:20,171 Ol' Randy's been there plenty of times. 964 00:52:20,238 --> 00:52:22,507 Move your hair back there for me. 965 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,409 This ain't nothing, actually. 966 00:52:24,442 --> 00:52:26,311 - Ow, ow, ow, dang. - It's gonna sting a little. 967 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,646 You got to buck up a little bit. 968 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:31,349 - Oh, it's cold. It's cold. - Yeah, it's ice. 969 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:37,355 If you just hold that on there, it'll go down. 970 00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:40,691 - I got it. I got it. 971 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,830 I got--I got it. 972 00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:47,365 - You can take it. 973 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:50,368 Mm. Thank you. 974 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:55,440 Thank you, Randy. That's good. 975 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,174 Mm. 976 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,644 That's good. That's good. 977 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:05,850 Oh, shoot. 978 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:09,454 - Well, that was stupid. - Dang. Randy. 979 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,022 - That was bad, wasn't it? - Yeah. 980 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,503 - I need a beer. You want one? 981 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,706 - No, no. No, thanks. 982 00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:37,382 - Thank you. - No--for-- 983 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,550 For what? 984 00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,586 That didn't happen. 985 00:53:51,496 --> 00:53:53,664 I am wore slap out. 986 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,500 Here's some chicken. - Yeah, I'll bet. 987 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:56,901 - Oh, that was a good time though. 988 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:59,270 It was nice just sitting around talking and laughing. 989 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,539 That was fun. Y'all do anything different? 990 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,541 - Almost. - Yeah? 991 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,543 Good, I didn't miss nothing. 992 00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:11,048 Where's the beer at? 993 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:19,457 Where you going? - Mm. 994 00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:22,026 - Where she going? 995 00:54:23,561 --> 00:54:26,931 - Henry? - Hey, uh, just a second. 996 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:29,867 - I just want to see you. I ain't seen you all day. 997 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,936 - Uh, yeah, um, just a minute, okay? 998 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,771 - I'm not gonna be waiting out here all night for you. 999 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:35,606 - Hey. - What you doing in here 1000 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,443 that you--that you can't come and open the door? 1001 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,912 Henry. 1002 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:47,117 - Oh, no, that--that-- 1003 00:54:47,151 --> 00:54:48,919 - Oh, my. 1004 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,456 - No, this is not what you--no, no, no, no. 1005 00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:54,224 Mom, I can explain! Oh. 1006 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,495 Randy. 1007 00:54:57,562 --> 00:55:00,130 - Two sets of antlers for hands. 1008 00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:03,501 - Hey, you need to talk to our son. 1009 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,069 - He's your son more than he is mine. 1010 00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:06,437 You're the one that had him. 1011 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,939 - Billy, seriously, I think-- 1012 00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:12,810 Randy, could you excuse us for a minute? 1013 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,345 - What'd he do? 1014 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:16,647 - Well, I don't even know exactly how to say it, 1015 00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:20,751 but I think he was, you know-- 1016 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,988 - You know, what? - You know. 1017 00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:26,457 - Oh. 1018 00:55:26,491 --> 00:55:28,426 - And I think you need to talk to him. 1019 00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,327 - Hmm. 1020 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,329 Okay, I'll do it tomorrow. 1021 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,532 - No, I want you to talk to him tonight, 1022 00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:36,367 or you're sleeping on the couch, buddy. 1023 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:38,102 - I'm probably gonna sleep on the couch anyway. 1024 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,970 - I mean for good! 1025 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,207 - Okay. 1026 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:45,342 - Okay. - Okay. 1027 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:46,944 - Ugh. 1028 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:50,214 - It's okay, baby. 1029 00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:58,989 - It's not what she thinks. 1030 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,459 I was just trying to hide this dang sculpture. 1031 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:02,960 That's all. 1032 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,529 - I believe you. 1033 00:56:04,562 --> 00:56:07,665 I'm supposed to be in here talking to you anyway. 1034 00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,701 As soon as she simmers down, I'll set her straight. 1035 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,472 How's it coming? 1036 00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:16,907 - A little here, a little there. 1037 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:19,243 I'm telling you playing with this thing 1038 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,646 day in and day out. 1039 00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:23,814 I'm just starting to get tired of it. 1040 00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,850 - Well, son, you just got to keep at it. 1041 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:27,852 Rome wasn't built in a day. 1042 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,654 I mean, the most important thing is you just can't 1043 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,589 let her catch you fooling with it, all right? 1044 00:56:31,656 --> 00:56:33,658 Make sure the door's locked, you know? 1045 00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:35,359 Make sure she ain't around before you whip it out 1046 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:36,894 next time, all right? 1047 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:38,429 I mean, you sure she didn't see it? 1048 00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,930 - Yeah, I had the door shut, 1049 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:41,999 and then she came in when I had it out, 1050 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:44,569 but I just-- 1051 00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:46,203 I covered it pretty good with a towel, 1052 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,906 so there's no way she saw it. 1053 00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:51,341 - She probably would have told me if she'd seen it. 1054 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,911 - It's not even hard enough yet. 1055 00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:57,281 - Look, don't worry, all right? It's gonna firm up, all right? 1056 00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:59,750 What'd I tell you? Rome what? 1057 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:01,519 - Wasn't built in a day. - That's right. 1058 00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:03,721 Now, you do it like I showed you. 1059 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,024 It's gonna last a long time, all right? 1060 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:10,795 - I ain't never done anything like this before, that's all. 1061 00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:13,764 - I know. Relax. All right. Just relax. 1062 00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:16,801 There ain't no need to get your tail all in a wad over this. 1063 00:57:16,901 --> 00:57:20,237 All right? You just got to be more careful, all right? 1064 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,972 You know what I mean? 1065 00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:26,711 What if it leaks? 1066 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,646 Son, it ain't gonna leak. 1067 00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:30,080 - But-- - All right, just put 1068 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,783 a protective coat or two on it, all right? 1069 00:57:32,883 --> 00:57:35,720 It'll be fine, all right? 1070 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,289 You're doing good, son. 1071 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,297 What are you doing? - Nothing. 1072 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:49,967 - You know, I don't think 1073 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,636 you're gonna have to worry about Henry. 1074 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:53,671 - No? - No, he's all right. 1075 00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:56,440 - Hmm. - How about you? 1076 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,408 You ready for bed? 1077 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,811 - Yeah, yeah, I'm beat. - Yeah? 1078 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:05,783 - I guess you are too. You had such an exciting day. 1079 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:08,619 - What is that? - Oh, like you care! 1080 00:58:08,653 --> 00:58:10,487 Couch. Good night. 1081 00:58:10,521 --> 00:58:13,323 - Peaches, I-- 1082 00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:15,626 - Hey, how you doing? 1083 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:19,697 I see you ain't working. 1084 00:58:19,764 --> 00:58:21,532 - No, dad, I ain't. 1085 00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:23,634 Hey, boys. 1086 00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,103 Did y'all have a good time? - Yeah. 1087 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,772 - Good. 1088 00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:30,140 Now, get on in the house. We're gonna go to the lake. 1089 00:58:31,976 --> 00:58:35,445 - Come on in, find you a chestnut. 1090 00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:39,850 - What do you like about fishing, Grandpa? 1091 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,519 - Fishing's a lot like life, son. 1092 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:45,055 Put your bait out. 1093 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:50,695 Hope it looks tasty, get a lure. 1094 00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:55,499 You put it out there, kind of tantalizing fish, 1095 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,835 kind of sexy bait, you know? 1096 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:01,071 And wiggle it a little bit, 1097 00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:04,208 and the fish comes along... 1098 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:07,044 And takes a bite out of it, and you have a little tussle, 1099 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:09,246 and then you get him fight him up here to the dock, 1100 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,481 and then... 1101 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,384 On the other hand, 1102 00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:16,654 you might not catch anything at all, 1103 00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:21,225 in which case we'll just go to a bar. 1104 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:24,662 - Oh. 1105 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:26,396 Why are we still fishing? 1106 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,934 Well, I don't know. 1107 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,502 Why the hell don't we just go to a bar? 1108 00:59:32,536 --> 00:59:34,204 - As long as you don't tell my mom. 1109 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,740 - Mm-mm. - Yeah. 1110 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,442 - Everything's between you and me, right? 1111 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:40,711 - Yeah. Could you imagine Grandma? 1112 00:59:40,745 --> 00:59:42,780 - No, I don't want to. 1113 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,617 - Oh, hey. 1114 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:50,888 - Did I fool you? 1115 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:54,258 No. 1116 00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:57,461 Shark! 1117 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,301 Did I fool you? 1118 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:10,307 Ah! 1119 01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,944 - Careful there, Ell. I almost see some titty. 1120 01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:15,245 - Oh. 1121 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,547 Randy, why don't you just go play football, huh? 1122 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:18,749 - Hey, you know what? 1123 01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:20,785 I think I might go get down and dirty. 1124 01:00:20,818 --> 01:00:24,088 You know, like I am when I see old Crazy Cobb again? 1125 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,456 You can get you some of that. 1126 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,459 - Yeah. Oh! - Boom! 1127 01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,095 You boys mind if I play? 1128 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,997 - Yeah, you're on my team. - Hey, Curt! 1129 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,932 Curt, come on, man. Four on four, let's go. 1130 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,172 - Is it ketchup or "catch-up?" 1131 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,908 I don't know which is more proper. 1132 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,511 - Only give him a half a cup. 1133 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:49,079 - Why? 1134 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,647 - 'Cause of your heart condition. 1135 01:00:50,681 --> 01:00:52,082 - 'Cause of what heart condition? 1136 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,650 - You don't need all that caffeine. 1137 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,619 - I don't have a heart condition. 1138 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,755 Crying out loud, woman. 1139 01:00:57,822 --> 01:00:59,857 - Well, just drink your caffeine and die. 1140 01:00:59,924 --> 01:01:01,658 See if I care. 1141 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,594 - I know you won't care. Other people will. 1142 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:08,833 You'd be surprised how many people like me in spite of you. 1143 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,302 - Hey, did either of you two catch anything? 1144 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:15,840 - No, catch a cold, but that was about it. 1145 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:18,142 I'll tell you, I'll take anything I can get 1146 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:21,345 'cause I ain't gonna be around here too much longer. 1147 01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:23,714 - Yeah, about five more minutes, old man, 1148 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:25,449 if you don't shut up. 1149 01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:28,118 - So Ellie, you and Billy going to the festival? 1150 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,720 - Oh, honey, that sounds like fun. 1151 01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:32,289 What do you think? - Not to me it don't. 1152 01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:35,125 - Just a party pooper. He never wants to go anywhere. 1153 01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:37,828 - Well, I'm here right now, ain't I? 1154 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:39,629 - The festival's a special occasion, all right? 1155 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,665 - This right here's what I call a special occasion. 1156 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,367 - Okay, then what's the festival? 1157 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,135 - Just a bunch of old women sitting around 1158 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,504 selling arts and crafts, that's what it is. 1159 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:50,374 And there ain't no tag football, now, is there, Randy? 1160 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:51,909 - I hear that. 1161 01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:54,979 - Hey, Ann, how did the two of you exactly meet? 1162 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,048 - Well, I got a speeding ticket, 1163 01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:00,017 so I went to court, and, well, 1164 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,386 Curt's a deputy for the sheriff's department. 1165 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:05,055 Anyway, I went down to the county court 1166 01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:07,024 to get it taken off my record, and-- 1167 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,893 - I guess I don't believe in love at first sight, 1168 01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:11,095 but when I saw her again-- 1169 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:13,197 - Yeah, you knew she was the one, blah, blah, blah. 1170 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,932 Okay, now, speaking of parking tickets, I got one 1171 01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:16,867 down by the barber shop. - Shut up, Billy. 1172 01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:22,773 - How about you, Billy? You like your job? 1173 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,843 - Hmm? Yeah, I love it. 1174 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,244 Especially this time of year, you know? 1175 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:30,080 It's still warm, lots of business. 1176 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:33,050 - A lot more bugs. - That's true. 1177 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,919 Well, good on the old back pocket, you know what I mean? 1178 01:02:35,019 --> 01:02:36,686 - So Ellie, if you want to help out, 1179 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,723 I'm doing the raffle, if you want to help out with that. 1180 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,292 - I'd love it. - Yeah, it's really easy. 1181 01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:44,128 Before that, if you're interested, 1182 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:46,596 I--I'm in charge of judging the vegetables. 1183 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:51,435 - Oh, Ann, Ann, you don't want her nowhere near vegetables. 1184 01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:52,636 - Why not? 1185 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:54,538 - Now, when was the last time you looked at our garden? 1186 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:57,641 - We don't have a garden. - My case in point right there. 1187 01:02:57,707 --> 01:02:59,409 Only thing she can grow is weeds. 1188 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,245 Now, I don't know if I'd have her on the raffle either 1189 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,113 'cause don't that involve handling money? 1190 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,448 - Stop. 1191 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,086 - Now you know I'm just kidding. 1192 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,956 - I see. - I know you do. 1193 01:03:12,056 --> 01:03:13,757 Lord, woman. 1194 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:17,928 I tell you, this woman's got more eyes than Mississippi. 1195 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:20,464 You want to go swimming, dad? 1196 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:22,499 - This what we have to look forward to? 1197 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:25,903 - That's right. It ain't Ozzie and Harriet. 1198 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,672 Uh-huh. 1199 01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:32,476 Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. 1200 01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:36,446 Yeah. 1201 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,748 Oh. 1202 01:03:38,782 --> 01:03:41,451 Oh. Yeah. Right. 1203 01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:47,357 Oh, hey, look, I got to go. Yeah, buh-bye. 1204 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:49,326 - No, don't get up. 1205 01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:52,029 - Well, come on in, my friend. 1206 01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:54,031 What can I let you see? 1207 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,266 We just got in some new hatchbacks, 1208 01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:59,870 if that's the kind of thing that you like. 1209 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:02,506 - Actually, I'm looking for Crazy Cobb. 1210 01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:04,341 - Well, isn't everybody? 1211 01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:06,676 - We're old buddies. 1212 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,181 - Um, well, he's actually, 1213 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:15,219 uh, not here right now. 1214 01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,821 Well, I mean, you know, he does come in 1215 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,024 every now and then, periodically, 1216 01:04:20,124 --> 01:04:21,325 but if you want something-- 1217 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,227 - No, I just wanted to see if he remembered me 1218 01:04:23,327 --> 01:04:25,996 'cause about nine years ago I wrestled him, 1219 01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,364 and I wanted to see if he 1220 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,666 remembered me 'cause I want-- - Oh, you're a wrestler. 1221 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,637 - Yeah, yeah. You know me. - Yeah, you did say Crazy Cobb. 1222 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,240 That went right by me. 1223 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:40,077 You know, I don't think 1224 01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:45,415 Mr. Robbins wrestles anymore. 1225 01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:50,487 Um, well, as a matter of fact, it's probably been, let me see, 1226 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,856 well, it was three years ago that-- 1227 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,491 - History don't really interest me, bud, 1228 01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:56,393 unless it's sports history, so if you see him, 1229 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,162 will you let him know I'm looking for him? 1230 01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,729 - Oh, yeah, I sure will. 1231 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:04,834 Um, I hardly ever see him, but--but if I do, um, 1232 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,537 who can I tell him is looking for him? 1233 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,007 - Randy 1234 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,710 "The Cannon." I'll check you later. 1235 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,882 Oh, isn't that a hoot? 1236 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:22,119 That was a quite a few years ago. 1237 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,562 * 1238 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,464 - Come on. 1239 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:53,083 - The place is kind of messy. I had company the other night. 1240 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:54,484 - Well, I'll say you did. 1241 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:56,586 - I ain't had time to clean up yet. 1242 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:59,423 - Oh, is that you, Mr. Melvie? - Yup. 1243 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,625 - You look pretty tough right there. 1244 01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:04,228 - I suppose I was. 1245 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,833 Everything all right? 1246 01:06:11,835 --> 01:06:13,837 Mr. Barnes? 1247 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:16,273 - Yeah. 1248 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,475 Yeah, never better. 1249 01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:23,847 - Hey, go easy on the bedroom. 1250 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,450 That stuff gives me a headache. 1251 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,320 * Don't go running off, you might want to hang around * 1252 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:33,523 * It's a whole different town when the sun goes down * 1253 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:40,597 * 1254 01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:47,271 * Country girl, you're gonna find a good time * 1255 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,973 * Like you never had before 1256 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:53,009 * Moonshine, bonfire, riverside * 1257 01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:54,438 * 1258 01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:16,893 - Bye. You're welcome. - Hey, sweet pea. 1259 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,362 - See you later. 1260 01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:19,863 - You ready for the party? 1261 01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:21,365 - Yeah. I'm really excited. 1262 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,066 - Bye, sugar. 1263 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,602 Hey, I'll pick you up later. 1264 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,605 Oh, are you having trouble? 1265 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:30,907 - Just trying to get the stupid grass mowed, 1266 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:35,279 but the mower ain't--you don't have a mower, do you? 1267 01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:38,448 - My ex took it when he split, so. 1268 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,288 - You need something? 1269 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,658 - Maybe. 1270 01:08:51,495 --> 01:08:55,965 - Check out this '68 Fairlane, only 160,000 miles. 1271 01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:57,667 Oh, my little schoolmarm. 1272 01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:59,403 She only drove it to Clemson games. 1273 01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:01,405 - I don't like sweet potatoes a whole lot, 1274 01:09:01,438 --> 01:09:02,939 but, boy, Ellie sure does. 1275 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:06,410 - Well, good. It's her birthday, not yours. 1276 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,985 - You find it? - Nah. 1277 01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:19,323 - Gordon, what are you doing here? 1278 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:20,857 - I was invited. 1279 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,492 - By who? - Me. 1280 01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,628 I went over there and invited him. 1281 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,863 - I brought some beers. - I'll take one. 1282 01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:28,632 - Me too. - All right. 1283 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,435 - Kitchen's back that way. 1284 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:33,703 - Here you go, partner. - Thank you. 1285 01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:37,341 - Louise, you're grounded. 1286 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:48,385 Pat. 1287 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:54,157 - What are you doing here? - Hey. How's it going? 1288 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:57,661 Whoo! - Hi, Henry dude. 1289 01:10:00,297 --> 01:10:02,198 - Lordy, who all is here? 1290 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,700 I didn't want nobody here. 1291 01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:05,502 - Oh, come on, Ellie. It's your birthday. 1292 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,304 You gonna celebrate whether you like it or not. 1293 01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:09,205 All right. 1294 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,307 - Hey, Mama. 1295 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:11,741 - Hey. - Happy birthday. 1296 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:15,412 - Oh, thank you, baby. - Yeah. 1297 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:18,548 - My sweet boy. Come on in. 1298 01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:21,585 - No, I'm just gonna stay out here a bit longer. 1299 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:29,893 - How are you holding up? - Oh, I'm fine, mama. 1300 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,562 Hey, how'd you get here? 1301 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:34,698 - That old brother of yours drove me. 1302 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,066 - Oh, drove you crazy, I'm guessing. 1303 01:10:37,100 --> 01:10:39,102 - He drives way too fast. 1304 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:41,605 He was lying and saying he wasn't, 1305 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,841 but I seen the thing, almost 50. 1306 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,010 Wow. 1307 01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:50,380 Hey, twins, guess who is here? 1308 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:52,582 Uncle Donnie Chewtabaccer. 1309 01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:55,452 Go get him. Jump all over him. 1310 01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:57,754 - Go on, would you? Get you some more, now. 1311 01:10:57,787 --> 01:10:59,889 So you can taste the flavoring. 1312 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,625 - Oh. 1313 01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:04,027 I still don't like it, 1314 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:06,396 but, well, 1315 01:11:06,430 --> 01:11:07,931 it kind of burns the back of your throat. 1316 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:11,601 - Well, it's supposed to. Don't forget to spit. 1317 01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:13,703 - Hey, guys. - Hey, fellas. 1318 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,138 - What are you guys doing out here? 1319 01:11:15,204 --> 01:11:16,906 - What you say? - Got you! 1320 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,942 Guess who! 1321 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,825 - Well, don't everyone start talking at once. 1322 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,967 - That's some real good chicken, Gene. 1323 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,202 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 1324 01:12:19,268 --> 01:12:21,971 - Yeah, it sure is, daddy. - Yeah. 1325 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,107 - Thank you. - Stop. 1326 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,342 - No, you. - Stop. 1327 01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:27,644 - No. - Ow. 1328 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,045 - Now, boys, keep it down in there. 1329 01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:30,313 - Give me. 1330 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,681 - No. - Give me. 1331 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,817 - They're mine. - Give me. Dad? 1332 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:37,353 - All right, that's it. - He's trying to steal my food. 1333 01:12:37,454 --> 01:12:39,322 Get your butt up. 1334 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,791 Now, boy, look at me. Look at me. 1335 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:45,128 Stop fighting, all right? I'm gonna separate you. 1336 01:12:45,895 --> 01:12:48,231 - Honey, I think you embarrassed them. 1337 01:12:48,331 --> 01:12:49,666 - Good, let them be embarrassed. 1338 01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:51,367 They need to be eating and not fighting. 1339 01:12:51,468 --> 01:12:53,136 Ain't that right, daddy? 1340 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:56,005 - Here's a toast. 1341 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:59,543 The happiest hours of my life spent in the arms 1342 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:02,178 of another man's wife, my mother. 1343 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:26,169 - What's the deal with you two? - What? 1344 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,738 - Why y'all keep looking at each other? Huh? 1345 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:30,373 Is there something I need to know about? 1346 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,241 You want to share it with the rest of us? 1347 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:35,011 - It's my fault, Billy-- - Well, I ain't talking to you. 1348 01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:37,447 I am addressing my wife right here, thank you very much. 1349 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:40,116 - I was just trying to help. - Look, I don't need your help! 1350 01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:42,619 - What in the world has gotten into you? 1351 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:46,022 - Something ain't right here, and I don't like it. 1352 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:50,393 - I think you're overreacting. - I ain't blind, Ellie. 1353 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,928 - Well, I ain't blind either, 1354 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:55,364 and I will stop looking at him when you tell miss fancy hair 1355 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,933 over there to stop looking at you. 1356 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:59,769 - Fancy hair? I do not have to sit here and listen to this. 1357 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,705 Now-- - Pat, huh-uh. 1358 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:06,976 Now, I want to know what's really going on here. 1359 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,712 - I just want y'all to know for the record 1360 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,413 I ain't done nothing. - The hell you ain't. 1361 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:12,616 Ever since you been here things ain't been the same. 1362 01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:15,585 - Can I be excused? - No! 1363 01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:20,389 - Sure could use another cup of coffee. 1364 01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:24,828 - Can we please just deal with this later? 1365 01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:26,963 - Sure. Sure, why the hell not? 1366 01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:29,165 You don't want anybody to see how happily married we are, 1367 01:14:29,265 --> 01:14:31,334 that's great. That's all. 1368 01:14:32,902 --> 01:14:37,240 - Awesome. I will get you another cup of coffee, Grandpa. 1369 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:48,117 - You all right, buddy? - Do I look all right? 1370 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,787 Does Ellie look like she's all right? 1371 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,656 - Look, there's something I'm thinking 1372 01:14:52,656 --> 01:14:54,758 that you ought to know. 1373 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:00,363 Maybe not. I don't know. 1374 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:02,999 Forget I said anything. 1375 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:04,834 - No, no, no, you done-- - No, just forget it. 1376 01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:06,603 - No, you done started now. 1377 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:07,837 What do you know I don't? 1378 01:15:07,871 --> 01:15:09,939 - It's nothing much. It's about Ellie. 1379 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:11,174 - She's having an affair, ain't she? 1380 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:14,010 - No, I wouldn't call it an affair, exactly. 1381 01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:16,145 - Randy, you tell me right now. 1382 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:18,181 How long it been going on? Out with it, straight. 1383 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:20,650 - Nothing's going on, man. Things happened. 1384 01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:23,152 - Nothing just happened, Randy. 1385 01:15:23,987 --> 01:15:26,990 - Look, it was a kiss, okay? 1386 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,626 It was a small, innocent-like kiss, 1387 01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,527 nothing more, nothing less than that. 1388 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:34,230 That was it. I promise. 1389 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:37,634 That's it. Let it go, man. 1390 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,368 - It was a kiss? 1391 01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:47,911 You know there ain't no such thing as a innocent kiss. 1392 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:50,346 Why didn't you tell me about this sooner, Randy? 1393 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,048 - Well, I was going to, man. 1394 01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:53,917 I didn't figure you needed to know. 1395 01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:56,853 What's done is done. It's over. 1396 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,088 Peace be with you, water under the bridge. 1397 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:01,925 - Oh, hell, no. It's just getting started. 1398 01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:03,993 - Oh, shit. - Hey, Gordon. 1399 01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,562 - Hey, Billy. What's up-- 1400 01:16:06,596 --> 01:16:08,364 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1401 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,699 - Come on, man. 1402 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,835 - That was a cheap shot if I ever seen one. 1403 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,903 - That is for my wife! 1404 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:15,772 - Is that what this is about? 1405 01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:18,041 - Look at him, acting all nonchalant, Randy, 1406 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:19,408 like he don't know what's going on. 1407 01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:22,178 Where you been? No, never mind. I know where you been. 1408 01:16:22,211 --> 01:16:24,848 - I'm sorry I hit on your wife. - She is mine. 1409 01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:26,950 You leave her alone! 1410 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,019 - It ain't all my fault, now. 1411 01:16:30,053 --> 01:16:33,022 Well, I admit I was pretty drunk, 1412 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:36,693 but you should be proud. She can really go the distance. 1413 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,228 - Ooh, you got-- - Boom! Stay down, punk! 1414 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,597 - Whoa, whoa, you got to relax, man. 1415 01:16:41,631 --> 01:16:44,233 Come on. Take it easy. 1416 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:51,808 - Who is this from? - That's from Billy. 1417 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:54,277 - Kind of big, ain't it? 1418 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,447 I'll call you tomorrow. 1419 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,441 - Maybe you just need to go in there 1420 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,176 and talk to her or something. 1421 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,747 - I don't know. 1422 01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,282 I mean, what am I gonna say to her? 1423 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,619 I mean, she's gonna tell me it's my fault, 1424 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,487 that I'm working too hard. 1425 01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:41,991 Shit, I don't know. Maybe I am working too much. 1426 01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:44,928 - Yeah, maybe you are. Maybe you ain't. 1427 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:47,663 But you got to do something. 1428 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,332 - Like what? 1429 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:51,034 - I don't know, man. 1430 01:17:51,134 --> 01:17:53,136 I'm not married for a reason. I don't-- 1431 01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:54,838 Maybe y'all need to go on a vacation 1432 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:56,706 together or something. 1433 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:59,709 Oh, man, you don't know how much I'd love that. 1434 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:02,879 I would if I could, but my wallet is stretched 1435 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:05,048 as far as it's gonna go right now. 1436 01:18:07,851 --> 01:18:10,153 - What if I helped you out? 1437 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:15,524 I did a sign for a guy down in Gaffney. 1438 01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,861 He owes me big-time. 1439 01:18:20,997 --> 01:18:22,966 What do you think? 1440 01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:27,837 - Well, but I got so much work right now, man. 1441 01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,038 What about my job? 1442 01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:31,340 "Oh, I got so much work. 1443 01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,209 What about my job?" 1444 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:38,547 Marriage is like having a job, brother. 1445 01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:40,683 It's like having anything, man. 1446 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,051 If you want it to work out, 1447 01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:43,987 sometimes you need to just put a little-- 1448 01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:50,526 you got to put a little of that in there, you know? 1449 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,829 I mean, your job ain't nothing but a damn job. 1450 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,898 It's gonna be here when you get back. 1451 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:58,167 Your job ain't gonna go nowhere. 1452 01:18:58,234 --> 01:18:59,903 Don't worry about your job, man. 1453 01:18:59,936 --> 01:19:01,537 Worry about your woman. 1454 01:19:02,906 --> 01:19:05,374 - That's actually halfway decent advice, Randy. 1455 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,276 - I appreciate it. 1456 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:10,079 That one's free. Next one's gonna cost you. 1457 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:20,356 * 1458 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,596 - Happy birthday. 1459 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:40,309 What's going on with us, Ellie? 1460 01:19:52,989 --> 01:19:55,724 What do you want out of me? 1461 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,127 No. 1462 01:19:58,161 --> 01:20:00,930 What do you need out of me? 1463 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:08,804 - I just--I want things to be like they used to be. 1464 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,509 I don't even know who I am anymore. 1465 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,284 - All right. 1466 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,752 Well, how about we just take a little break? 1467 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:33,329 - Oh, no! No, baby, no. Baby, no, no, baby, huh-uh. 1468 01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:35,999 I meant, like, a vacation, sweetie. 1469 01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:38,034 I meant, like, a vacation, like, get away, honey. 1470 01:20:38,134 --> 01:20:39,368 - Oh, I thought-- - No. 1471 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:42,438 - I thought--I thought you meant-- 1472 01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:44,273 Can we go? 1473 01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:53,549 - All right, boys. - Hey. 1474 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,022 - So what you think? 1475 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:01,057 - Well, I ain't thinking nothing. 1476 01:21:01,157 --> 01:21:03,059 - I mean about the place. 1477 01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:06,562 - Oh, no, yeah, it's nice. 1478 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:11,534 Oh. 1479 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:15,638 Go and get them. 1480 01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:26,715 Oh, whoa, brother. 1481 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:40,429 Come on. Come on. 1482 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,569 Come on. 1483 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:58,114 - How do I look? 1484 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:01,550 - You look nice. 1485 01:22:05,188 --> 01:22:07,256 Hold on just a second. 1486 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,093 All right. 1487 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:18,534 Come on. Come on! 1488 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,973 All right. 1489 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,941 All right. Oh! 1490 01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:28,611 - Oh, ba--baby? 1491 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:30,813 - I'm good. I'm okay. 1492 01:22:35,818 --> 01:22:38,154 - Okay. 1493 01:22:38,221 --> 01:22:39,888 - Help me, Han, help me! 1494 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:41,590 It's pulling me under. 1495 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:43,459 - I'm coming, Luke. 1496 01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:47,296 I'll kill it for you, Luke. 1497 01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:49,598 - You can't kill it with a stick. 1498 01:22:49,632 --> 01:22:52,601 - It ain't a stick. It's a life saver. 1499 01:22:52,635 --> 01:22:55,338 - Han Solo don't have no lightsaber. 1500 01:22:55,438 --> 01:22:59,008 - Well, I do. - You got to play right, Timmy. 1501 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,078 - Why can't I ever be Luke, say? 1502 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:05,814 - I'm always Luke. Help me, Han! 1503 01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:08,151 - Take my hand. 1504 01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:12,488 Yah! 1505 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:14,323 Oh. 1506 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:22,298 Oh, hell, this is weird. 1507 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:25,168 - What's weird about it? - I don't know. 1508 01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:26,935 Don't you feel funny? 1509 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,437 - I don't know. 1510 01:23:28,471 --> 01:23:32,007 - It smells--it smells like bug spray. 1511 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,509 - Now, I took a shower. 1512 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,512 You know, sometimes it just don't come off. You know that. 1513 01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:39,548 - This ain't gonna work. It's just awkward. 1514 01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:40,816 - Dadgummit, now. 1515 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:43,652 Sorry, Billy. 1516 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,525 Billy? 1517 01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,160 - What? 1518 01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:55,964 - We kissed. 1519 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,838 - I know. Randy told me. 1520 01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:06,041 - I didn't know you knew. 1521 01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,077 - Yeah, I beat the daylights out of him. 1522 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,380 - Oh, no, he's your brother, and he didn't mean it. 1523 01:24:11,414 --> 01:24:14,750 It was more my fault than it was his. 1524 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,554 - Well, I was talking about Gordon. 1525 01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:20,656 What are you talking about? 1526 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:24,993 What are you talking about? - Billy, I d-- 1527 01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:27,263 I didn't kiss Gordon. 1528 01:24:30,499 --> 01:24:33,001 - Okay, I'm confused. 1529 01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:36,239 - Oh, God. 1530 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:38,274 I kissed Randy. 1531 01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:44,079 * 1532 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:11,374 - Why are we leaving, say? 1533 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:14,410 - Shh. - Can we go back, Mama? 1534 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,312 We was having fun. 1535 01:25:16,379 --> 01:25:19,448 - No, all right? Just be quiet. 1536 01:25:19,482 --> 01:25:22,117 - But it was fun though. - It was real fun. 1537 01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:24,320 - Boys! 1538 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:29,292 I got a game we can play. 1539 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:34,062 It's called the quiet game, see how long we can be quiet. 1540 01:25:34,096 --> 01:25:35,398 - But that's no fun. 1541 01:25:35,431 --> 01:25:37,466 - I already won. - No, you didn't. 1542 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,169 We ain't started yet. - Yeah, we did. 1543 01:25:40,269 --> 01:25:41,437 Didn't we start? 1544 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,139 - We did not, stupid. - Twins! 1545 01:25:44,173 --> 01:25:46,842 The game is starting right now. 1546 01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:48,911 - Quit it! - I won. 1547 01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:50,946 - You did not. You cheated. 1548 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:53,349 - But you talked. - You cheated. 1549 01:25:53,449 --> 01:25:55,684 Get away from my side of the car. 1550 01:25:55,751 --> 01:25:57,520 - Get off of him! 1551 01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:03,459 - I mean, I know... 1552 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,329 I know that I ain't the most attractive man 1553 01:26:06,429 --> 01:26:08,764 whoever graced your presence, 1554 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:11,934 but I had no intention of ever cheating. 1555 01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:13,469 I ain't never once, 1556 01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,804 not ever once looked at another woman the way I look at you. 1557 01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:18,140 - I know you haven't. 1558 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:20,443 I know. 1559 01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:26,014 - You kissed him, Ellie. 1560 01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,018 - Why? 1561 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,957 What'd I do to deserve that? Tell me. 1562 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:36,525 - I don't know. - Tell me. 1563 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:39,395 - It was just--it was stupid. I'm sorry. 1564 01:26:43,966 --> 01:26:45,501 - What am I supposed to do? 1565 01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:48,003 - Just--just spend time with me. 1566 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:49,638 - I do spend time with you. 1567 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:51,139 I'd be spending more time with you 1568 01:26:51,173 --> 01:26:52,508 if I was sleeping in the bed! 1569 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:54,643 - You'd be sleeping in the bed more and less on the couch 1570 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,012 if you'd just pay me a little more attention. 1571 01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:58,547 - I got to work. 1572 01:26:58,581 --> 01:27:00,849 You think I like pulling sixes and sevens all the time? 1573 01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:02,385 I don't. 1574 01:27:02,485 --> 01:27:04,887 - It's not like there's a big old bug epidemic 1575 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:06,489 going on, okay? 1576 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:08,023 It's just always--there's always gonna be 1577 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,560 spiders and ants and bees and hornets and wasps 1578 01:27:11,594 --> 01:27:14,162 and those old black things with the green shells, okay? 1579 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:16,399 But there's not always gonna be me. 1580 01:27:20,369 --> 01:27:25,541 - You know dang well the reason that I ain't here 1581 01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:28,577 all the dang time is 'cause I'm out there 1582 01:27:28,611 --> 01:27:30,546 working to support this family. 1583 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:33,081 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 1584 01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:40,022 It's just that sometimes I need support too, me. 1585 01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:45,060 - I'm trying, but you don't give me credit, 1586 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:46,529 don't give me credit. 1587 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:49,765 I've been faithful to you for 15 years. 1588 01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:51,767 - 15? 1589 01:27:53,569 --> 01:27:56,472 - Well, 16, 16, 1590 01:27:56,539 --> 01:27:58,407 but I mean, look, that ain't the point. 1591 01:27:58,441 --> 01:28:01,544 The point--doggone it! 1592 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:04,279 You made me forget what I was gonna say! 1593 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:09,117 - You know what? What do you need from me? 1594 01:28:09,151 --> 01:28:10,953 - I don't know! 1595 01:28:11,987 --> 01:28:14,790 No, you know, I take it back. I do know. I do know. 1596 01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:18,727 I want you to acknowledge the little things I do, 1597 01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,496 the little things I do that I don't like to do 1598 01:28:20,563 --> 01:28:21,930 to keep this family together 1599 01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:23,832 and just a little understanding on your part. 1600 01:28:23,932 --> 01:28:26,001 That's what I want. 1601 01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:38,781 - I'm sorry. 1602 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:07,376 Randy, can I talk to you? 1603 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:11,647 - Sure, brother. What's up? 1604 01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,722 - Ain't no point in beating round the bush, Randy. 1605 01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:22,391 I know what you done. 1606 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,627 - What--what do you mean? 1607 01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,995 - About Ellie, I know all about it. 1608 01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:33,235 - Billy, I can explain that. 1609 01:29:33,301 --> 01:29:34,637 I had a bunch of beer that night and-- 1610 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:37,072 - I don't care about that. That ain't even the point. 1611 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:38,907 I don't care about the kiss. 1612 01:29:38,974 --> 01:29:41,810 Shit, of course I care about the kiss. 1613 01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:44,346 Of course I care. I can't lie about that. 1614 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,314 - I don't blame you for being mad at me. 1615 01:29:46,348 --> 01:29:49,317 - I ain't mad, Randy. 1616 01:29:49,351 --> 01:29:51,153 I'm hurt. 1617 01:29:52,555 --> 01:29:54,890 Ain't I got a right to be hurt? 1618 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:57,560 Life is falling apart around me, 1619 01:29:57,660 --> 01:30:03,432 my wife, my business, and you, you're my dang brother. 1620 01:30:03,499 --> 01:30:06,168 You know how that makes me feel? 1621 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,403 - No, I don't, but-- 1622 01:30:08,437 --> 01:30:10,606 - You should have just told me, Randy. 1623 01:30:10,673 --> 01:30:12,675 - Billy, nothing happened, I swear it. 1624 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,777 - Oh, I want to believe you. 1625 01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:16,845 - No, man, she was feeling low, 1626 01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:18,180 and before I knew it, we kissed. 1627 01:30:18,213 --> 01:30:21,049 That was it, nothing more and nothing less. 1628 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:29,458 - Remember when I was 16 1629 01:30:29,558 --> 01:30:31,727 and you was 14 1630 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,696 and I had that big old crush on Thelma Nixon? 1631 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,464 You remember that? - No. 1632 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,469 Yeah, well, I do. 1633 01:30:40,536 --> 01:30:42,404 I do. 1634 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:45,541 You were my younger, tougher jock brother, 1635 01:30:45,608 --> 01:30:47,910 and you took her from me. 1636 01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,144 I couldn't even hold my head up 1637 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,614 'cause my younger brother stole my girl. 1638 01:30:51,647 --> 01:30:54,382 - I'm sorry about that. I don't remember. 1639 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,318 - You remember Pamela Ryerson? 1640 01:30:56,384 --> 01:30:58,220 - Yeah, I do remember her. - What about Mary Jenkins? 1641 01:30:58,253 --> 01:31:00,288 You remember her? You took her from me too. 1642 01:31:00,322 --> 01:31:01,657 - Yeah, I sure did. 1643 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:04,326 - Yeah, well, you ain't getting Ellie. 1644 01:31:04,392 --> 01:31:06,829 I mean that. She's mine. 1645 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:09,898 - I know she's yours, Billy. I don't want her. 1646 01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:15,337 I just want Crazy Cobb Robbins. 1647 01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:19,141 - You ever touch my wife again, 1648 01:31:19,174 --> 01:31:21,977 I'm gonna lay a whupping on you bigger than Crazy Cobb 1649 01:31:22,010 --> 01:31:24,079 or anybody else in this whole world ever would. 1650 01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:25,480 You understand that? 1651 01:31:25,514 --> 01:31:27,015 - Yes, sir. 1652 01:31:43,532 --> 01:31:45,367 - I'm a mite tired. 1653 01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:47,469 Is it all right if I sit a spell? 1654 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,609 You all know me. I invented this place, 1655 01:31:53,642 --> 01:31:56,979 a friendly place, a family place. 1656 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:59,514 I've been around since Guppie was born. 1657 01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:02,851 - Why's he shaking like that? 1658 01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:05,654 - What's wrong with him? - Well, he's just nervous. 1659 01:32:05,688 --> 01:32:07,455 I mean, there's a lot of people. 1660 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:09,224 - I guess it won't be much longer, 1661 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:13,295 and I'll be dead, and y'all will be shed of me. 1662 01:32:15,197 --> 01:32:16,799 Yeah. 1663 01:32:28,577 --> 01:32:30,545 - Do you want to catch that part, 1664 01:32:30,579 --> 01:32:33,749 "But I ain't dead yet?" - Oh. 1665 01:32:33,816 --> 01:32:35,651 But I ain't dead yet. 1666 01:32:50,098 --> 01:32:51,867 - Hey. 1667 01:32:54,036 --> 01:32:56,705 Oh, those are awesome. That's perfect. 1668 01:32:57,673 --> 01:33:00,442 - Randy, what makes you think he'll actually wrestle you? 1669 01:33:00,508 --> 01:33:03,178 - Oh, trust me, he will. 1670 01:33:03,211 --> 01:33:05,681 Now, here, you give these to each and every person 1671 01:33:05,714 --> 01:33:06,882 you see, all right? You give them out. 1672 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:08,250 - Okay. - Don't even charge them. 1673 01:33:08,350 --> 01:33:09,417 - All right. - Okay. 1674 01:33:09,451 --> 01:33:10,853 - All right. Y'all be good. 1675 01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:13,521 - What's the meaning of this nonsense? 1676 01:33:13,555 --> 01:33:17,726 - Crazy Cobb. Speak of the devil. 1677 01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:22,865 I've lived my entire life in your shadow. 1678 01:33:22,898 --> 01:33:25,868 Now it's time for a rematch, you and me. 1679 01:33:25,901 --> 01:33:28,370 Are you man enough, hmm? 1680 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,606 I know you was hoping this day would never come, 1681 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:34,209 and now it has, and I'm ready. 1682 01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:36,111 Unless you want to show all these people 1683 01:33:36,144 --> 01:33:38,446 what a coward you really are. 1684 01:33:39,414 --> 01:33:43,251 - I ain't gonna wrestle no two-bit loser like yourself. 1685 01:33:43,285 --> 01:33:46,421 But this homemade ring, it is a nice touch. 1686 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:50,325 - Come on, man, wrestle me. You owe me at least that. 1687 01:33:50,392 --> 01:33:52,795 Please? Come on, please? 1688 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,397 - What'd you say your name was? - Randy. 1689 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:58,400 You know. 1690 01:33:58,433 --> 01:34:00,102 Randy. 1691 01:34:01,269 --> 01:34:03,939 Randy Barnes? You know. The Cannon? 1692 01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:07,142 Give me a break, man. 1693 01:34:08,610 --> 01:34:11,513 - I'll be right here when you're ready. 1694 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:15,818 - Where's he going? - Oh, he'll be back. 1695 01:34:15,851 --> 01:34:18,086 He's got to attend to a few things first. 1696 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:28,163 * 1697 01:34:46,114 --> 01:34:49,551 - Balloons, yeah. There's some balloons. 1698 01:34:49,617 --> 01:34:51,987 You like balloons? 1699 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,389 You like balloons? Yeah. 1700 01:34:54,489 --> 01:34:57,793 - What do you want, darling? A new car? I'll get you one. 1701 01:34:57,826 --> 01:34:59,627 - Oh, Grandpa gonna get you a new car. 1702 01:34:59,661 --> 01:35:01,063 - Yeah. Wow. - Yeah. 1703 01:35:01,129 --> 01:35:03,131 - All right, I want you boys to do me a favor, okay? 1704 01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:05,333 I want you to stand right here, and I want you to hand 1705 01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:07,803 one of these to each of the people that walks by. 1706 01:35:07,870 --> 01:35:09,537 I want you to tell them that your Uncle Randy's 1707 01:35:09,571 --> 01:35:11,874 a good Christian man. He's doing this for charity. 1708 01:35:11,907 --> 01:35:14,076 Okay? One per person. 1709 01:35:15,377 --> 01:35:18,713 - * Well, get in the truck, boy, get in the truck * 1710 01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:21,316 * Don't you get out if we get stuck * 1711 01:35:21,383 --> 01:35:23,919 * Come winter, spring, or summer * 1712 01:35:23,986 --> 01:35:28,323 * Come on, you just wait right there till you get me * 1713 01:35:28,390 --> 01:35:30,025 - We have t-shirts. You want more t-shirts? 1714 01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:31,493 You want a t-shirt? - Thank you, honey. 1715 01:35:31,526 --> 01:35:32,560 - Let's go. 1716 01:35:34,596 --> 01:35:37,833 - Hey, uh, why did they call you the Cannon again? 1717 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:39,902 - Why do you think? 1718 01:35:39,935 --> 01:35:41,937 - Well, I don't know. 1719 01:35:42,004 --> 01:35:44,072 - 'Cause I used to fire off a lot of shots. 1720 01:35:50,445 --> 01:35:52,447 - So Billy ain't coming? 1721 01:35:52,547 --> 01:35:53,949 - I think he's working. 1722 01:35:54,016 --> 01:35:56,684 Yeah, he doesn't--he doesn't never come to these things. 1723 01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:59,287 - Well... - That's all right. 1724 01:36:01,689 --> 01:36:05,127 - Ladies and gentlemen of Guppie, 1725 01:36:05,193 --> 01:36:07,629 welcome to the main event! 1726 01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:10,698 On the count of three--we're gonna count down from three, 1727 01:36:10,732 --> 01:36:15,737 and we're gonna unveil the famous Guppie Water Tower! 1728 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,105 Are you ready? 1729 01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:21,209 I can't hear you! 1730 01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:24,746 All right, here we go! 1731 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:28,450 Three, two, one! 1732 01:36:28,483 --> 01:36:31,553 There she is! 1733 01:36:31,619 --> 01:36:33,956 Yeah, let's keep it going. 1734 01:36:38,426 --> 01:36:40,929 - Barnes! 1735 01:36:40,963 --> 01:36:43,398 - I was wondering how long it was gonna take. 1736 01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:46,234 - Must be the stupidest son of a bitch in Guppie 1737 01:36:46,268 --> 01:36:49,771 and probably the whole damn world, 1738 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:52,240 but you got guts. 1739 01:36:52,274 --> 01:36:54,309 You got a whole lot of guts. 1740 01:36:54,342 --> 01:36:56,178 Too bad they gonna be spilling all over this ring 1741 01:36:56,244 --> 01:36:57,612 when I'm through with you. 1742 01:36:57,645 --> 01:37:00,148 Hold on one second. 1743 01:37:00,182 --> 01:37:02,284 - All right, all right, all right, folks! 1744 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:04,152 It looks like we got a wrestling match 1745 01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:06,321 that you don't want to miss! 1746 01:37:06,354 --> 01:37:11,593 In the red we got Crazy Cobb Robbins! 1747 01:37:19,667 --> 01:37:22,470 Oh, yeah, that's right, folks. 1748 01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:24,672 But this guy, the one, 1749 01:37:24,706 --> 01:37:31,179 the only Randy "The Cannon" Barnes! 1750 01:37:31,213 --> 01:37:32,780 Yeah! 1751 01:37:32,847 --> 01:37:35,183 - That's right! That's right! 1752 01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:38,553 Whoa! He's got moves! 1753 01:37:38,653 --> 01:37:40,522 Ooh! 1754 01:37:49,131 --> 01:37:52,367 - Who am I kidding, Hank? Wrestling's a speed sport. 1755 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:56,071 It's all about dogging and doing flips, man. 1756 01:37:56,138 --> 01:37:58,340 I can't pop around like I used to could ten years ago, 1757 01:37:58,373 --> 01:37:59,707 man, back when I was in it. 1758 01:37:59,807 --> 01:38:02,077 Wrestling is a man's sport about getting in there 1759 01:38:02,144 --> 01:38:04,712 and getting nasty, and that's what I like, you know? 1760 01:38:04,746 --> 01:38:08,917 - Don't worry about that 'cause it's gonna get nasty. 1761 01:38:09,017 --> 01:38:11,519 - Oh, shit, that sucker's built. 1762 01:38:19,861 --> 01:38:23,198 - All right! Let's go! 1763 01:38:23,231 --> 01:38:27,035 All right! Hey, hey, hey. Let's get this going. 1764 01:38:27,069 --> 01:38:29,537 Come on! Come on! Yeah! 1765 01:38:29,571 --> 01:38:33,075 Oh, get firm with him. You got to get firm with him. 1766 01:38:33,175 --> 01:38:34,909 He's no sissy. 1767 01:38:34,943 --> 01:38:37,612 Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, lean back. 1768 01:38:37,712 --> 01:38:39,747 Okay, okay. 1769 01:38:39,781 --> 01:38:41,883 Go on in. Yeah! 1770 01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:45,287 Oh, oh! Get out of that! Get out of that! 1771 01:38:45,387 --> 01:38:47,889 Oh, no, no, no! Get out of that! 1772 01:38:47,922 --> 01:38:49,857 Randy, you got to get out of there! 1773 01:38:54,062 --> 01:38:56,731 Randy! Come on, pull the hand! 1774 01:38:56,764 --> 01:39:00,068 Yeah, yeah! 1775 01:39:03,238 --> 01:39:05,907 - Whoo! Whoo! 1776 01:39:08,943 --> 01:39:16,151 * 1777 01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:33,301 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 1778 01:39:33,335 --> 01:39:37,239 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 1779 01:39:37,305 --> 01:39:40,142 - Come on! - Randy! 1780 01:40:06,134 --> 01:40:08,470 - Ellie, look. - I am. 1781 01:40:08,503 --> 01:40:10,505 - Look. - I'm looking. 1782 01:40:10,538 --> 01:40:16,278 * 1783 01:40:18,846 --> 01:40:21,015 - Ellie Barnes. 1784 01:40:21,816 --> 01:40:25,953 When I said till death do us part, I meant it, 1785 01:40:25,987 --> 01:40:29,124 every last word of it, 1786 01:40:29,157 --> 01:40:31,326 and I've been working so much lately, 1787 01:40:31,359 --> 01:40:34,329 that I forgot about you. 1788 01:40:36,298 --> 01:40:38,300 You're my wife. 1789 01:40:40,468 --> 01:40:42,337 More than that, you're my best friend. 1790 01:40:47,342 --> 01:40:51,513 - That right there, that's the Billy I love. 1791 01:40:51,546 --> 01:40:54,249 That's the Billy I married. That's why I married you. 1792 01:40:54,316 --> 01:40:56,351 - Oh, no, no, no, 1793 01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:58,486 you married me 'cause I knocked you up. 1794 01:41:00,422 --> 01:41:04,592 - Would you shut up and give me a kiss? 1795 01:41:06,228 --> 01:41:08,830 - I thought you'd never ask. 1796 01:41:09,997 --> 01:41:11,833 I probably smell like bug spray. 1797 01:41:11,866 --> 01:41:12,867 - I don't care. 1798 01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:15,903 That's just about my favorite smell in the world. 1799 01:41:24,078 --> 01:41:26,581 - He's that sorry-looking guy right there. 1800 01:41:26,681 --> 01:41:28,250 - Mm-hmm. 1801 01:41:29,751 --> 01:41:32,554 - Pretty sorry-looking girl too. 1802 01:41:45,066 --> 01:41:47,602 - Randy! I don't believe it! 1803 01:41:47,635 --> 01:41:48,936 You won! - I did. 1804 01:41:48,970 --> 01:41:50,405 - Yeah! - Of course I did, yeah. 1805 01:41:50,438 --> 01:41:53,441 - You won the raffle. - Oh. 1806 01:42:01,316 --> 01:42:03,751 I hate this couch. 1807 01:42:09,991 --> 01:42:11,659 Mm. 1808 01:42:15,597 --> 01:42:17,131 - It's about time you got up. 1809 01:42:17,165 --> 01:42:19,167 I thought you was gonna sleep all day. 1810 01:42:19,267 --> 01:42:21,436 - It's hard to get up off that dang couch. 1811 01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:24,005 - I didn't have no problem with it. 1812 01:42:24,806 --> 01:42:27,108 - Thanks for letting me have the bed. 1813 01:42:27,141 --> 01:42:29,911 I slept good. - Yeah, no problem. 1814 01:42:29,977 --> 01:42:32,280 - That's good, 'cause I'm staying till Donnie 1815 01:42:32,314 --> 01:42:35,317 gets home from the beach. - Be nice. 1816 01:42:35,350 --> 01:42:37,919 You are gonna be late for work. 1817 01:42:39,287 --> 01:42:41,323 So give me a kiss. 1818 01:42:45,026 --> 01:42:46,694 - Mm. 1819 01:42:46,794 --> 01:42:49,197 Hey, Blythe, you gonna be here for lunch? 1820 01:42:49,264 --> 01:42:50,998 - Why? 1821 01:42:52,267 --> 01:42:53,868 - No reason. 1822 01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:57,372 I'll be back for that. 1823 01:43:06,013 --> 01:43:13,020 * 1824 01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:52,894 * 1825 01:44:10,044 --> 01:44:12,380 - * Well I was ridin' 'round the county * 1826 01:44:12,414 --> 01:44:14,416 * Drinkin' from a jar 1827 01:44:14,449 --> 01:44:18,386 * Big blue canoe up on top of my car * 1828 01:44:18,420 --> 01:44:21,589 * Hop in, darlin', don't be a stranger * 1829 01:44:21,689 --> 01:44:26,694 * Sit back in relax, you ain't in no danger * 1830 01:44:26,761 --> 01:44:33,768 * 1831 01:44:40,475 --> 01:44:43,277 * Hattiesburg spells trouble to me * 1832 01:44:43,311 --> 01:44:46,714 * I'd rather stay out here than run to the tree * 1833 01:44:46,781 --> 01:44:50,618 * There's a wind on the lake, the stars in the sky * 1834 01:44:50,618 --> 01:44:56,458 * What else do you need to make you feel high * 1835 01:44:56,558 --> 01:45:01,829 * I wanna ride with you 1836 01:45:01,896 --> 01:45:04,231 * 1837 01:45:04,265 --> 01:45:08,102 * In my blue canoe 1838 01:45:08,135 --> 01:45:10,638 * 1839 01:45:10,672 --> 01:45:14,509 * Baby, let's go riding in 1840 01:45:14,576 --> 01:45:18,580 * Skipping and sliding 1841 01:45:18,646 --> 01:45:24,452 * In my blue canoe 1842 01:45:24,486 --> 01:45:31,693 * 1843 01:45:34,028 --> 01:45:36,664 * Oh, honey, you bring the ice chest * 1844 01:45:36,698 --> 01:45:38,433 * And I'll get the bait 1845 01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:41,969 * Meet me at the lake and don't be late * 1846 01:45:42,003 --> 01:45:45,339 * All this hanging 'round is dragging me down * 1847 01:45:45,373 --> 01:45:49,711 * I gotta get behind the wheel and get the hell out of town * 1848 01:45:49,811 --> 01:45:53,014 * Too many people, too many cars * 1849 01:45:53,047 --> 01:45:56,684 * Too many nights, and too many bars * 1850 01:45:56,718 --> 01:46:00,054 * My noggin's getting soggy, spirit's a-saggin' * 1851 01:46:00,154 --> 01:46:05,827 * Time to take a ride in my blue water wagon * 1852 01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:11,298 * I want to ride with you 1853 01:46:11,332 --> 01:46:13,535 * 1854 01:46:13,568 --> 01:46:20,207 * In my blue canoe 1855 01:46:20,241 --> 01:46:23,645 * Baby, let's go riding in 1856 01:46:23,711 --> 01:46:28,182 * Slipping and sliding 1857 01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:35,056 * In my blue canoe 1858 01:46:35,056 --> 01:46:41,062 * 1859 01:46:43,230 --> 01:46:49,336 * In my blue canoe 1860 01:46:57,445 --> 01:47:04,251 * In my blue canoe 1861 01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:08,122 * Whoo 1862 01:47:12,426 --> 01:47:18,900 * In my blue canoe 1863 01:48:05,012 --> 01:48:12,019 * 126761

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