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Transcript: Pipit, Koni, Collioure, mpm
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Holy shit!
That was incredible.
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You want a sip?
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I can't drink spirits
if I gonna be driving, Kenny.
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Oh, fuck!
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I'm so drunk I feel retarded.
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Oh fuck you, dude.
I'm not trained to use that word
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but that's how I feel right now.
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You're so fucking badass, Kenny.
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You still fuckin'...
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You say, "you fuckin' mess with me.
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"I throw a brick in your face."
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Smashing and break through
a fucking dude's window is nothing
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compared to the things I've done.
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I've killed people.
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You know what I wish?
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I wish I could just hang around
with you all the time
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and just like,
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do whatever you do.
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Just like, learn from you,
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and aid you.
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Aid me?
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Yeah, you know like,
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like a good friend
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that would be there for you...
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- always.
- Like an assistant?
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Yeah, or like...
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Like a best friend.
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Fuck, dude!
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An assistant.
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I mean, did that could be
just the fucking key?
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I'm trying to get back
into the big leagues.
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That's a huge task!
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I could use somebody like you.
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Just do all my bullshit,
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my fucking run around.
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And I could just have time
to focus up on the day to day.
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Mother...
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fucker!
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That's Clegg in my fucking truck.
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Hold on to your dick.
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You still with us, buddy?
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What... what happened?
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You were driving and you smashed
into this boat cause you were drunk.
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No, wait, you were driving.
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You were driving.
I was in the passenger seat.
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I'm lucky to be alive.
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No, you...
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You were driving
because you're my assistant.
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That's what my assistant does.
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He drives me around
when I get shit hammered.
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Am I really your assistant?
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I don't know.
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That depends.
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Were you driving?
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Yes, I was driving.
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Yes, of course you were.
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Of course you were.
Alright, well...
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I'm on a split
because I've got priors,
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but see ya at school.
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What the hell?
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Alright, now,
I want this stuff categorized,
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inventorized,
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I'm not paying you all
2 buck an hour for nothing, alright?
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That's a fun middle finger,
how many of those do we have?
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It says 16.
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16.
This is worth millions of dollars,
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I don't want sweat
and little kids fingerprints over.
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What those things doing
out in the driveway?
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everyone out is gonna buy it.
People will buy this shit.
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16 or 17?
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- 16.
- Kenny, what...
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- What's up, Dus?
- What's all this junk doing in here?
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Dustin, this "junk"
is the answer to all our prayers.
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I'm gonna sell this Powers memorabilia.
We're gonna make fucking millions.
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Millions of dollars?
Toilet seats?
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You know, this toilet seat
is a collector's item.
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It's valuated over 2000$,
I've a thousand of them.
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Look. Opens up
you take shit in the middle of it.
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- You fall down and bump of your head?
- What are you talking about?
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You gotta be outta your fuckin' mind.
Who's gonna buy this shit?
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Excuse me for being
a fucking businessman.
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Maybe you could learn something
instead of just criticizing.
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Stay good at what you're doing
which is I guess, being poor.
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What is this?
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If you really want to sell this stuff
you should just put it on Ebay.
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I could list it.
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Don't put yourself
to doing something with him.
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I don't think
I appreciate your tone.
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I think that's a fantastic idea
I would love to talk to you
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one-on-one about said proposal.
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Minus the dickhead here.
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Look at...
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that.
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Wayne's Triple H sweatshirt
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just sold for 15$!
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I love that. It gives me
a little charge. That's so fun.
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OK, so basically
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we're gonna post your things online
and then people will make bids on them.
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Kind of like an auction.
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And then, the highest bid wins.
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I know how the fuck Ebay works,
what I wanna know is how much.
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OK, here is the thing...
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you don't know
what the market's gonna be
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until you actually
do post your things online.
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I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
about how much, how much for you.
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What's your commission?
What's the d�marche?
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I don't want anything from you.
I'm not gonna charge you.
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Why are you doing it?
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Loved ones such as yourself
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are a blessing
to me and our family and...
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we bestow our feelings of love
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towards you by being...
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generous and blessful.
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I don't know, sounds a little fishy.
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Look at that, you see that?
That's what my dick goes through.
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OK, you know what?
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I'm starting to see
what's possible here.
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I mean, maybe this is fate.
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Maybe this is fated
that you are here on this earth
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to move this treasures from me.
Think about it.
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What are the chances that I would
have all that awesome stuff,
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be staying here with you guys,
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and then you know how to ebay good.
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Maybe this is what God wants.
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Maybe God wants us
to get rich as hell off this shit.
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- Well, that certainly would be nice.
- Fuck yeah, it would be nice.
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I'll be generous with my wealth.
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I'll help out obviously
with things around here
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I'll pay for those extra channels
that I have
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subscribe to on the satellite thing.
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I will also help out with the boys.
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Maybe I could open up
a checking account on their names
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that I could have access to,
you know, just...
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drop moneys into,
make contributions.
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Maybe even open up a credit card,
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in their names and my names.
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I don't think we're gonna
open up a credit card account
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for you on my children's name.
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OK. We should definitely do
the checking account thing though.
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Let's start listing the first stuff.
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I've been blessed with many things:
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an arm like a damn rocket,
a cock like a Burmese python
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and the mind of a fuckin scientist.
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So people often ask me,
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"Kenny, what are your weaknesses,
do you have any?"
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I would say that my biggest flaw,
my Achilles heel,
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is my tireless work ethic.
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Some people say I'm a women hater.
That's not true, I love women
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Every fucking one of them,
even the ugly shit ones,
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but don't ask me to trust them,
not even nuns.
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Because every pair of tits
comes with a gaping hole
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and all the needs
that even Kenny Powers can't fill
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In the name of American mythology.
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You can smoke a pipe
until your dick falls off,
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but I'm not dancing with any fucking
wolves no matter how high I get.
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Not that I get high, but if I did,
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my shit would believe
in our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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If there's one thing I hate,
it's loosing.
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If there's two things I hate,
it's loosing and getting cancer.
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- What are you looking at?
- Your nice hair, asshole.
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Yeah, nice job, making 3 bucks a week,
you dipshit.
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Sell weed, you'll make more money.
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{\Cortland High School's
Caldwell pitches no-hitter}
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{\NEVER LET THE FEAR OF STRIKING OUT
GET IN YOUR WAY. BABE RUTH}
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Happy Farm
is an organic beef distributor.
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- I don't have his number, find it.
- OK, got it.
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Have him make
weekly shipment of Kobe beef
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directly to Luis in the cafeteria
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It's gonna cost you more, if you drop
my name you should get a discount
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- Has a petty cash come through yet?
- I'm still waiting on a check for that,
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so for now I'm gonna need you
to keep flowing it.
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Save your receipt,
because I'll reimburse you.
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- OK. Very cool.
- Finally,
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I need you to find
who the fuck Caldwell is.
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Caldwell?
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Yeah, he's some hotshot pitcher
trying to be me.
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Trying to bite the Powers fucking style.
I want to know when he plays.
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I want to see who
this limp dick imposter is working with.
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- But he's in high school.
- So what?
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He wants to be in the big game, so do I.
He's my competition.
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A casualty of my fuckin' war.
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Consider it done.
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Are you ready to learn
some next level shit?
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- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
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From this moment on, you guys
are no longer little kids.
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You're cold, calculated murderers.
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This is the mindset you gotta be in
if you wanna be a champion.
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You got me?
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- What do you need, bro?
- I'm just observing the class.
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Carry on, please,
because I'm awfully intrigued.
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Class, do we want
the principal of the school
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in our secret meeting of learning?
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Hell no!
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Well it's really not up
to any of you guys.
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This is part of my job
I have to observe my teachers.
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People have spoken, Cut.
Hit the holes, baby.
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Try to clean up
some of our language.
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And I'll just stand over here,
that's fine with me.
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That'd be great for me.
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Most of teachers on the staff
don't have a problem with me observing.
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You're about to find out that I'm not
like most of those goddamn teachers.
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- How's that?
- Am I out of your peripheral?
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Anyway, so...
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Besides getting shot
in the back of the head,
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do you know what else
Abraham Lincoln did?
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He was a champion wrestler
in high school.
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No, I'm not making that up.
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Could you go back behind the door?
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I was on a good run, and now,
I've just lost it.
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- You want me out in the hallway.
- That would be fantastic.
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Behave yourselves.
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Don't try to tell my warriors
what to do.
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All right, fuck him.
So, here we go, guys.
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Name of the game, kids, thunderdome.
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Two men enter.
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One man leaves.
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Kill! Kill!
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Dude, I'm so sorry about split
with your truck the over night, man.
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I was drunk.
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I had a chance to get laid.
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- My hands were tied, man.
- I understand.
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I probably would have done
the same thing.
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We're square on the truck.
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I need you to do
something else for me.
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- You can't fuck this up.
- Whatever what you want, Kenny.
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I need you to score me some juice.
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- You mean like, from the store?
- No, motherfucker.
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I'm talking roids, don't act like
you don't know about drugs when you do.
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I don't know
anybody that sell steroids
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What about that black dude
that had all that Cialis
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Marcus?
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Yeah, maybe.
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But... and, I'm not trying
to be a dick here,
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but how's taking steroids
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gonna get you back
to the big leagues? I mean,
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I thought they tested pretty hardcore
for that shit.
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Obviously,
I'm not gonna need steroids
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once I'm fucking in shape,
this is the kickstart to training, dude.
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I'll see what I can do.
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I want my moneys.
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Some of them moneys.
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Put it up Dustin's butt's.
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You gotta pay so far.
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All right, just few things here,
let me pull it up.
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00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,044
Five thousands dollars.
247
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,574
Did the damn zero key
get stuck, honey?
248
00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:32,699
Good Lord.
249
00:12:33,079 --> 00:12:36,646
Dustin if the zero key did get stuck,
I don't know what the fuck is so funny.
250
00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,004
Well, Jesus, Kenny,
251
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,966
who in the world do you think
is gonna pay 5 grand for a broken bat?
252
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,485
A lot of people, Dustin.
253
00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:45,417
That's the bat
I hit my only home run with.
254
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:48,723
Why are you such a condescending bitch?
I'm trying to make my life better.
255
00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:52,685
OK, you know what, Kenny,
rather than asking for the top price,
256
00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:56,450
maybe we should use the bids
to drive the price up.
257
00:12:58,346 --> 00:12:59,734
I don't know what that means.
258
00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:04,315
We'll lower the asking price and then,
people will compete for the items.
259
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:07,075
- That's driving the price up.
- Let me get this straight.
260
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,153
You need to lower the prices
of my treasures,
261
00:13:09,278 --> 00:13:11,586
basically giving the shit away
so the people can go
262
00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:13,873
for the prices a little higher.
263
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,338
If that's what you think,
you're the fucking expert
264
00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:22,263
- I've never done this Ebay shit before.
- I know.
265
00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:24,511
All right fine, we lower
the price of the bat,
266
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,743
but I'm not gonna budge
on the baby pillow
267
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:29,491
Anyone who wouldn't pay that price
is a fucking idiot.
268
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,166
It's a goddamn steal.
269
00:13:33,014 --> 00:13:34,508
All right, cool dudes,
270
00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:36,411
behold gentleman
271
00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:39,605
I offer you a once in a lifetime
investment opportunity.
272
00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:42,819
Each of these balls were thrown
by this fucking hand
273
00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:46,207
in the goddamn world series,
I've autographed each of them,
274
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,918
I'll even throw in
the Halliburton case.
275
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:51,062
What do you say?
1 000$.
276
00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:53,969
- 1 000$.
- The wholething, a thousand bucks.
277
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,873
I don't have
that kind of money shit,
278
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,098
just sell me one ball
that's all I need.
279
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,027
No, it's a part of a set, you got
to buy all. It's all balls or no balls.
280
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,602
Dude, it ain't happening, man.
281
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,065
- How about you said you were serious.
- Chance, you need to get to class.
282
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,561
What is this? You're messing around
with some black market shit now?
283
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,521
No, no black market shit,
just regular market shit.
284
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,187
What? You guys can sell
goddamn tickets to a cancer kid dance
285
00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:20,247
I can't be here
selling shit for my own things?
286
00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:22,817
On school ground, I'm pretty sure
there's a rule against that.
287
00:14:23,227 --> 00:14:25,987
What you gonna do?
Tell your boyfriend about it?
288
00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,143
What is this stuff anyway?
289
00:14:28,347 --> 00:14:30,825
Change of subject,
I could roll with that.
290
00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:33,411
Well, April,
since you're so concerned
291
00:14:33,884 --> 00:14:37,888
these are the priceless heirlooms
for my reign as king of the ballfield.
292
00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:41,105
- All for sale.
- How much is that mask?
293
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,506
This one right here?
294
00:14:44,656 --> 00:14:47,885
Funny you ask,
you obviously have an eye for quality.
295
00:14:48,729 --> 00:14:52,704
This mask is valuated over 600 bucks
but I'll give it to you for 4 hundies.
296
00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:56,225
- Can I try it on?
- Yes, you may.
297
00:14:57,704 --> 00:14:58,644
Put it on.
298
00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:02,319
- You're being rough with the hat
- I just try to put it on.
299
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:05,331
Well, you almost mess it up.
Look at that.
300
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,987
- As handsome as me.
- Fuck you, I'm Kenny Powers.
301
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,198
- You bet your fucking ass you are.
- You know it.
302
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,557
- Is that it? That's how you do?
- That's how I do.
303
00:15:12,682 --> 00:15:16,415
If I took you from behind right now
I'd be fucking myself over.
304
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,670
You look like a retarded Mike Meyers.
It's not a good look.
305
00:15:24,663 --> 00:15:28,591
- What do you say? We got a deal?
- I can't pay 400 bucks for that shit.
306
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,302
You can't or you won't?
307
00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:33,735
I won't.
308
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,241
I know why you won't.
309
00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,266
- Why?
- Cause you hate me.
310
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,606
Don't be late for school.
311
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:45,714
Don't tell me what to do.
312
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,897
Cleared sale.
313
00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:29,110
314
00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:02,891
Stevie, this better be good.
315
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:06,399
I'm in a middle of some intense
goddamn training.
316
00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:10,834
Good Kenny.
I found the boy pictured, Caldwell.
317
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:12,858
Oh, for real.
318
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:23,939
Hit three.
319
00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,019
Perfect pitch.
320
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,484
He threw a perfect pitch?
321
00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:30,931
Technically, yes.
322
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,253
Dude's got dick for style.
323
00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:35,759
Got no showmanship
no personal possess
324
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,747
It's like watching
a fucking pitching machine.
325
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,655
- Fuck this kid.
- Totally, fuck him.
326
00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:45,161
I knew we were wasting our time
coming down here, Kenny.
327
00:17:45,621 --> 00:17:49,504
Stevie, first of all, don't ever fuckin'
second-guess me, that's rule number 1.
328
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,402
Didn't met you in ages, men
329
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,034
- How you doing?
- Who's asking?
330
00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,750
I'm Aaron Giggs,
I'm a college recruiter from
331
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:01,118
UNCW. I just...
I know you don't remember me.
332
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,329
I watched you whip the cracks
333
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,823
of a weak Central's butch
when you was a sophomore,
334
00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:08,694
that's some of the best pitching
I've ever seen in my life.
335
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:10,461
You had a lot of talent, back then.
336
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,782
He still does.
337
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,698
I'm pretty much re-engineering
man's approach to pitching
338
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:17,823
- if you wanna get down to brass tacks.
- That's impressive, very.
339
00:18:18,422 --> 00:18:22,083
They said you were around,
teaching school or something.
340
00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,349
I focus more on the something aspect
of that choice.
341
00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:28,145
I'm teaching, that's pretty much
out of the kindness of my heart.
342
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,664
- The real deal is the training.
- You're training?
343
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,233
You bet your ass, I am.
Morning, noon and night.
344
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,540
I'm about 2 days away from being
in the best condition of my life.
345
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:39,565
You know, that's good,
that's good for you, Kenny,
346
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:42,696
I always thought it was a shame
how things turned out for you.
347
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,257
Didn't turn too bad
I mean, I'm sober now.
348
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:48,373
Crazy what two years sober do to a man.
Just living totally clean
349
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,566
honest, just straight.
350
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,333
I guess it kinda makes you see
what's really important.
351
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,130
It does, definitely.
352
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:58,305
Word on the street is
"Kenny Powers is coming back".
353
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,430
Good luck.
354
00:18:59,628 --> 00:19:00,677
Help me out.
355
00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:02,721
With what?
356
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,043
With your connects, motherfucker,
come on.
357
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:07,750
I'm on a college scale, I can't...
358
00:19:08,092 --> 00:19:09,603
Come on, you know people.
359
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,722
I don't know that many folks.
360
00:19:14,023 --> 00:19:16,610
I'm just not the guy to help you,
I wish I could.
361
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,168
But you'll help this fuckin'
Neil. D. Caldwell.
362
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:24,284
I don't know if I appreciate
how this conversation is turning.
363
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,772
- You don't get a clue, bro.
- I got the clue.
364
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:29,421
Let me just go back up
and do what I came here to do.
365
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,459
What's that? Look at a bunch
of little boys throwing balls.
366
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,093
Instead of gettin on board,
and see what's a real talent.
367
00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:38,317
Excuse me, but watching high school kids
is my business, son.
368
00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:39,883
That's fucking terrific.
369
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,053
My business is being a goddamn
powerhouse and making millions of bucks.
370
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:46,237
I hate to break this to you,
you're a piece of shit.
371
00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,225
The big leagues never would
take you back.
372
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,098
You too old, you too fat,
you too goddamn stupid.
373
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,636
That's not true.
I don't give a fuck what you say.
374
00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:56,566
I'm coming back with the big leagues
want me or not.
375
00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:01,655
Real nice meeting you, Kenny.
Watch it, prick.
376
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,326
Watch it, ass blood.
377
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:19,548
Get up.
378
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,428
Cassandra, get up.
379
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:30,684
Kenny, what is it?
380
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,875
There's an Internet emergency, I need
to see you in the computer room now!
381
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,640
Jesus, Kenny,
It's the middle of the damn night.
382
00:20:37,081 --> 00:20:38,258
Now, Cassie.
383
00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:40,939
- Kenny... don't go, baby.
- It's okay.
384
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:43,792
Come on.
385
00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:47,475
Go back to sleep, Dustin.
386
00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:50,785
Don't go, baby...
387
00:20:51,456 --> 00:20:53,687
You butt fucked me, Cassie.
388
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:57,627
Out of 4993 dollars.
389
00:20:58,546 --> 00:21:00,219
What are you talking about?
390
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,360
Internet.
391
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,489
OK. That's good.
You sold your bat.
392
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,723
Congratulations.
393
00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:12,725
Congratulations, my ass.
394
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,673
You need to calm down
and tell me what's going on.
395
00:21:19,798 --> 00:21:21,948
You want to know what's going on?
396
00:21:22,755 --> 00:21:24,097
This bat we sold.
397
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:26,353
This bat is my home run bat.
398
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,417
Do you know how many pitchers
hit homeruns in the majors?
399
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,492
Practically, almost zero.
400
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:33,295
But I did it.
401
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:37,264
Now, with your help, I sold it
for 7 fuckings bucks to some asshole.
402
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,005
You're upset
that your bat's sold for 7 bucks.
403
00:21:42,356 --> 00:21:44,338
It's not just a bat, Cassie.
404
00:21:44,989 --> 00:21:47,052
Why doesn't anybody want this shit?
405
00:21:50,829 --> 00:21:54,812
Let's be honest. It's been a while
since you've been on top.
406
00:21:56,034 --> 00:21:58,817
Doesn't mean that you've been forgotten
or that you weren't any good,
407
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:02,349
and it's not an insult
to the talent that you had.
408
00:22:02,474 --> 00:22:06,478
Time changes people's memory
for good and bad.
409
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,478
Fuck time.
410
00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:14,823
I know my past is more valuable
than seven bucks.
411
00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:16,492
Yeah, sure, your...
412
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,265
Your past is valuable
because it made you who you are,
413
00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:21,503
but you need to start
thinking about your future.
414
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,283
I just so happen
to see more in you, Kenny.
415
00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:33,694
What do we do with all this awesome
amount of Kenny Powers shit?
416
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,742
I can think of two people in this house
that will certainly love it.
417
00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:42,731
One thing each, boys.
418
00:22:42,856 --> 00:22:44,714
Wayne, one thing, not two.
419
00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:46,717
Ask anybody out there.
420
00:22:47,223 --> 00:22:49,986
They'll tell you that the foundations
of a great baseball player
421
00:22:50,111 --> 00:22:53,564
starts with an understanding
of some basics fundamentals.
422
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,710
Any one thing, choose wisely.
423
00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:58,414
Running, stretching,
physical conditioning
424
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,209
I give, maybe one of them,
Kenny Powers' condoms
425
00:23:02,334 --> 00:23:04,134
to have when you're older.
426
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:05,462
Wayne, you might...
427
00:23:05,587 --> 00:23:07,958
There's some Kenny Powers cookies
you might like that.
428
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,879
These are the things
that prepare your body
429
00:23:10,004 --> 00:23:12,947
for the many challenges
a baseball player faces
430
00:23:13,432 --> 00:23:16,474
I heard that bullshit thrown at me
all my damn life.
431
00:23:17,144 --> 00:23:18,766
You know what Kenny Powers says?
432
00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:21,525
Fundamentals are a crutch
for the talentless.
433
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,116
This one coach try to put me
on a weight training program
434
00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:27,353
But I was all like, "You and your weight
can fuck off somewhere
435
00:23:27,478 --> 00:23:29,476
"I'm not lifting that shit,
it's heavy.
436
00:23:29,601 --> 00:23:31,862
"Why I need a strict training
when I am strong enough
437
00:23:31,987 --> 00:23:33,950
"to through a goddamn 100m/h pitch."
438
00:23:34,424 --> 00:23:35,540
Fuck that!
439
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,333
See, in life when you've talent
all the other shit doesn't matter.
440
00:23:44,261 --> 00:23:47,080
If we were on an island
with no weight, no running drills.
441
00:23:47,741 --> 00:23:49,093
Who would be on top then?
442
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,443
The guy with the talent.
443
00:23:57,693 --> 00:23:58,995
Hey, Caldwell.
444
00:23:59,325 --> 00:24:02,289
Kenny Powers says good luck
with your fucking career.
445
00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:04,150
I'm gonna break your arm.
446
00:24:07,427 --> 00:24:09,766
I have a knife. I have a knife.
447
00:24:09,891 --> 00:24:12,286
In a nutshell,
you can train all you want
448
00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:17,212
you can work on your catching,
on your throwing, on your running.
449
00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:20,165
Hell. It might even be enough
to get you into the majors.
450
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:23,367
I'm gonna hit the stationary bike,
do you need anything?
451
00:24:24,219 --> 00:24:25,768
No thanks, sweetie.
452
00:24:26,449 --> 00:24:27,998
I love you, April.
453
00:24:29,423 --> 00:24:30,931
I love you too.
454
00:24:37,494 --> 00:24:39,642
But in order to be a standout,
455
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,441
an all-star, a champion
456
00:24:43,659 --> 00:24:46,230
you need more
than hardwork and dedication.
457
00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:50,114
You need something
that you can't work for.
458
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,551
You need a blessing
from God All-mighty.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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