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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Helen... Helen,
what a nice surprise.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, well, a grandmother
shouldn't need an excuse
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to come and see her precious
and beloved grandkids.
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Or her favorite son
or his wonderful wife,
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who's brought such happiness
to our family.
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Oh, God, Mom,
you're not dying,
are you?
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Oh, Frank, no, relax.
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-I'm fine.
-[FRANK EXHALES SHARPLY]
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I did drive over
for a reason, though.
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I have decided
to give all of you
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an advance
on your inheritance.
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Yes! Yes, yes!
I'm rich, I'm rich!
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My ship has finally come in!
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Take it easy, J.T.
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You get no cash
till I croak.
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What I'm talking about
is taking all of you
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on a little trip
the first week of
summer vacation.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Well, gee, Mom,
that's really
generous of you,
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but you see,
Carol and I
already have plans
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to celebrate
our anniversary
that week.
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Yeah, Frank is taking me
to a romantic
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little bed and breakfast
in the mountains.
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So, what are you saying?
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So our happiness
gets sacrificed
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so you two can go play
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the forest ranger
and the lonely wood nymph?
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Well, now, look,
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if you have other plans,
I understand.
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I certainly do.
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It's just that I thought
the kids would enjoy
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a week at Walt Disney World.
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-Disney World? Whoa.
-Oh, my goodness.
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Hey, bag their anniversary,
we're going to Florida.
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Yeah, you guys are too old
to have sex anyway.
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No, no, no, wait.
Now just a minute, kids.
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If your parents
have other plans,
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it's only fair to leave
the decision up to them.
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So, they can go on
their own vacation,
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or we can all
go to Disney World.
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KIDS:
We're going to Disney World!
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-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
-[SCREAMING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ The second time around ♪
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHATTERING]
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Okay, everybody,
we've got a big week ahead,
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so let's get settled.
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Girls, I want you
in the back bedroom.
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And, boys, you will be
on the pull-out sofa.
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And, Frank, you and I
and Lilly will be in
the master bedroom.
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Yeah, yeah, gee, Ma,
you sure you're gonna be okay
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alone over there
in that big condo?
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Who says I'm going
to be alone?
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Come on, girls,
I'll help you unpack,
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and then I'll tell you
all about the weekend in '53
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when I tangoed
with Ricardo Montalbán.
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Ah, gee, honey,
make her stop.
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I don't wanna hear about
her weekend "Fantasy Island"
with Ricardo.
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Oh, grow up, Frank.
[CHUCKLES]
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Okay, Lilly.
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Hello, Lamberts.
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It's me,
the Halke-meister.
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Whoo! Look at this place.
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I was wondering when
you guys would get here.
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Hey, Rich, man,
how was the pool?
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Ooh, splendid.
I think you all should
join me for a dip.
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Yeah, speaking of "dips."
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What are you doing here?
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Well, you know the money
J.T. and I are saving to
get an apartment together,
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we just used a little bit
of it to get me a bus fare
out here.
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Yeah, I invited Rich
to stay with us.
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Did I forget
to tell you that?
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Yes.
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Oh, well, it worked out,
'cause he's here.
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Hey!
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So, where am I sleeping?
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Well, you get to sleep
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right over here on
the sofa pull-out bed
with J.T.
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Man, I finally get a chance
to sleep with somebody
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and it's J.T.
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Hey, Frank, you in here?
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Flash?
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Hey, J.T.
Hey, Frank.
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Hey, Rich.
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Mark! Hey, Brendan.
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-Hey, uh...
-Isn't it awesome?
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-I can't believe I found you.
-Hey, Flash. [CHUCKLES]
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What are you
doing here?
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Well, I was on my way
to New Orleans for
the blues festival,
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and, um, well,
I realized you left
your hammer in my truck.
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So I hung a Louie in Tupelo,
and here I am.
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You drove 500 miles
to return a hammer?
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It's a really nice hammer.
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Hey, nice digs.
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Maybe I oughta blow off
that blues thing
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and stay here with you.
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You wanna stay here with us?
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I'd love to.
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Frank, you're the greatest!
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I've always wanted
to come to this place!
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Hey, guys, slumber party!
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[GROANS]
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And then, oh, oh!
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Do you wanna go do,
um, the haunted house?
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Oh, my God, that is so funny
when you sit in there.
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Oh, we have to
go do that, too.
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-It'll be so much fun.
-Do you know who the perfect
hunk is?
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Prince Charming.
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I'd like to party
at his castle.
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Karen,
he's a cartoon character.
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I mean, personally,
I would rather go
with a real man.
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One of those guys that
runs the jungle boat ride.
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Hey, listen to what it says
in this trivia book.
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"Boris Petrikovsky from
the Russian Republic
of Uzbekistan
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"set a record by visiting
every attraction in the park
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"in just under four days."
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A Russian holds the record?
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That's a disgrace.
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This place is American
like Mom, like apple pie,
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like the ButtMaster.
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I'm gonna break this
Russian guy's record,
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and bring the title
back home where it belongs.
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Look, guys, look,
there it is!
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-All right.
-Let's go.
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[CHATTERING]
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Oh, Frank,
this is gonna be great.
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Yeah, well, honey,
I wanted to spend
our anniversary alone.
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Yeah, well,
maybe we can be alone.
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You know, our kids
are old enough to go
off on their own,
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and your mother said
she'd be glad to
watch the baby.
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So why don't you and I take
a ride on Peter Pan's Flight?
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-Oh, wow, a kiddie ride.
-No, no, no.
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Actually, it's a slow-moving
fantasy ride in the dark.
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And, you know,
when you and I are
alone in the dark,
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it's adults-only.
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I like the way you think,
Tinker Bell.
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I'll go get the stroller,
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and then you and I can
make our way to Fantasyland.
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-[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
-Yes!
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Oh, Ma, Ma! Hey!
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Frank, Frank,
I know I said I'd watch
the baby for you,
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but today
is not a good day.
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Jean-Claude and I
have plans.
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Jean-Claude?
Well, where did
Jean-Claude come from?
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France.
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He was on the ferry.
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Doesn't speak
a word of English.
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Guess we'll just have
to use body language.
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Ma, I don't wanna hear
about your love life, okay?
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-[SIGHS] We go.
-Yeah.
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-Hey, Dad, we're
going on the rides.
-Yeah, okay.
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-Here, hold my shirt.
-Yeah, and my backpack.
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-Oh, and my makeup bag.
-Hey, I'm not your pack mule,
you know?
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-Here, Frank,
hold my camera, okay?
-And my poncho, please?
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Come on, come on, come on.
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-Dad, here you go.
-Thanks, Mr. L.
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♪ Yo-ho, yo-ho,
a pirate's life for me ♪
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♪ We something and pillage
and pieces of eight ♪
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♪ And ships and... ♪
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Oh, I love this ride.
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You know the little dog
with the keys in his mouth?
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-He's real, man.
-Get out of here, man.
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-I swear.
I saw him breathing.
-What are you talking about?
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Ahoy, matey.
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Wenches off
the starboard bow.
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Aye, let's send up a signal
and see if they're friendly.
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Argh. Aye.
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[GROWLS]
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Hey, hey, love the movie.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Uh, excuse us, ladies.
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We couldn't help notice
you look a little lost.
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Is there anything
we can do to help?
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[SIGHS] Yeah, we're trying to
decide where to eat lunch,
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but this map
is so confusing.
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Oh, allow me.
Let's see here.
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We got Italian, seafood,
and Chinese.
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-What's your pleasure?
-Well, I hear Pinetta's
is really great.
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But it's really expensive.
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I'd give anything
to eat there.
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Oh, really?
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Well, ladies,
this just happens
to be your lucky day,
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because I happen
to own Pinetta's.
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[MUMBLES]
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It's okay, Rich.
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I think we can
trust the ladies
with our little secret.
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Are you serious?
You own Pinetta's?
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Actually, the family does.
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And everything else
around here.
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Allow me to
introduce myself.
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My name is J.T. Disney.
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Oh, really?
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As in Walt Disney?
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Well, I don't like
to talk about it much.
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I still miss him.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, this is my, uh,
business associate
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and bodyguard,
Rich Halke.
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Hi, it's nice to meet you.
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Mr. Disney, might I have
a word with you alone?
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Certainly. Okay.
Here you go.
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When we come back,
we'll head over to Pinetta's.
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Great.
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Hey, are you nuts?!
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J.T. Disney?
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All right, man,
so maybe I exaggerated
just a little bit.
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Man, come on,
I had to do something
to impress these girls.
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Look at them,
they're gorgeous.
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J.T., we're on
a very strict budget here.
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We can't afford
some pricey restaurant.
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Rich, you know what
they say about money.
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You have to spend it
to make it.
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And if we wanna make it
with these girls,
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-we're gonna have to spend it.
-Oh, I see what you're saying.
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You spend it,
you make it.
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Ah, yeah, buddy.
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Stick with me,
and you'll find
a whole new meaning
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to the words
"Orlando Magic."
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Ooh!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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All right.
245
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,255
Ah, I love my park.
246
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,304
That was a really
great lunch, J.T.,
247
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,045
but, um, why did
the waiter laugh
248
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,481
when I called you
"Mr. Disney"?
249
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,092
[CHUCKLES]
250
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,050
That's 'cause he's got
a laughing disorder.
251
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:04,359
So, uh, where do you ladies
wanna go this afternoon?
252
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,317
We'd love to go to Epcot.
253
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,058
I think you can catch
the bus right over there.
254
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,495
Ah, wait a second,
wait a second.
255
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,193
A bus? No, no, no.
256
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,891
J.T. Disney
does not ride in a bus.
257
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,501
[WHISTLES]
258
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,288
Your carriage awaits, ladies.
259
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,073
A limo? For us?
260
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,771
Yeah, but you'd better
hurry up and get in it,
261
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,903
because at midnight,
it turns into a pumpkin.
262
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,514
[LAUGHING]
Come on.
263
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,478
Excuse me.
264
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,393
[CHUCKLES]
265
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,438
Where did this come from?
266
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:42,919
I went to the phone
and ordered it while
we were at lunch.
267
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,921
Man, you are never
gonna pull this off.
268
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,141
No one in the park
is going to believe
you're J.T. Disney.
269
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,491
Besides, we've been
saving up a long time
270
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,797
for this money
for our apartment,
271
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,059
and you're
blowing it like crazy.
272
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,974
Rich, will you
just relax, buddy?
273
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,628
I'm just taking
a little seed money
so love will grow, okay?
274
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,457
Yeah, well, you're certainly
putting enough
fertilizer on it.
275
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,372
Come on, man.
276
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,033
Flash, what are you doing?
277
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,818
Yeah, you'll never break
that Russian guy's record
278
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,602
if you're just
sitting around.
279
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,430
What are you talking about?
280
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,867
I've already done 23 rides,
and it's only two o'clock.
281
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,869
MARK:
It's not just the rides.
282
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:23,177
It says here that Boris
"not only went
on all 107 rides,
283
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:27,311
"but he also ate
at all 197 restaurants
and food carts,
284
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,924
"and shopped at each of
the 177 souvenir stands."
285
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,795
In four days?
286
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,799
Oh, no. I'm doomed.
287
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,149
I'm gonna let
my country down.
288
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,543
I'm going to be
the worst thing that
happened to America
289
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,459
since Roseanne sang
the National Anthem.
290
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,591
Get a hold of yourself, man.
291
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,116
It's not too late.
We can still do this.
292
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,595
How?
293
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,989
Oh, Brendan, you hit up
the Advance Team
294
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,165
and hold Flash's place
in line on all the rides.
295
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,080
Flash, activate
your cell phone,
296
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,169
and I'll set up communications
and monitor your progress
297
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,649
at Disney Ride Central.
298
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,260
-Can you do that?
-Are you kidding?
299
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:06,742
I'm sure they want the title
back on American soil
just as much as we do.
300
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,309
-Let's do it.
-All right.
301
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,919
Yeah.
302
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,008
[MUSIC PLAYING]
303
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,999
FLASH:
Okay, as soon as I'm done
with Astro Orbiter,
304
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,739
I'm on my way
to Alien Encounter.
305
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,046
MARK:
Negative, repeat,
that's a negative, Flash.
306
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,048
Plans have changed
on Alien Encounter.
307
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,746
Access route is impeded,
parade in progress.
308
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,836
Repeat, parade in progress.
309
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,186
Please choose alternate route
going through Fantasyland
310
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,101
and proceed directly
to Jungle Cruise.
311
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,407
-Over.
-Roger, Mission Control.
312
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,757
Changing coordinates
to Adventureland.
313
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,371
Come on, come on.
It just started.
314
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,380
Hi, there, jungle boy.
315
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,034
[GROWLS]
316
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,006
All right, Flash,
once you exit the teacups,
317
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,617
proceed directly to
Liberty Square for refueling.
318
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,707
Um, Houston,
we have a problem.
319
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,754
Food intake impossible.
320
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,888
G forces have my stomach
set on hurl.
321
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,849
Negative, Flash.
Do not hurl. Suck it up.
322
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,634
We have 179
food locations to go.
323
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,506
Put Fantasyland
on the master.
324
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,313
More coffee, Mr. Foster?
325
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,011
Thanks, Julie.
326
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:28,579
It's gonna be a long day.
327
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,452
All right, Flash,
you've done all you can at
the Magic Kingdom for today.
328
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,454
So give your souvenirs
to Brendan,
329
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,761
and catch the 5:02 monorail
and please proceed to Epcot.
330
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,164
Hey, Innoventions Orbit
completed.
331
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,036
Any chance I could
sit down for dinner?
332
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,428
MARK: [ON PHONE]
Negative on the
sit down, Flash.
333
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,300
Proceed to
Nine Dragons Restaurant,
334
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,954
Advance Team
has shrimp lo mein
waiting for you.
335
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,433
Ten-four.
336
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,131
Not that way, the other way.
337
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,220
Ten-five. Ten-five.
338
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,800
I love this!
339
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,855
Okay, Lilly's finally down.
340
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,509
-Kids are asleep.
-Yeah.
341
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,901
That's nice, honey.
342
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,947
Say, Carol,
does that little dog
343
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,384
in the Pirates
of the Caribbean
look real to you?
344
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:40,173
Actually, I had another
attraction in mind.
345
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,913
-[KISSES]
-[MOANING]
346
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,482
Yes, it's called
"Mrs. Lambert's Wild Ride."
347
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,921
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
348
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,447
J.T.:
Dad, Carol, you in there?
349
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,666
If we said no,
would you go away?
350
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,148
[SIGHS]
351
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,542
Dad, the sofa bed's
too small,
352
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:05,807
and Rich keeps
putting his arm around me
and calling me Monica.
353
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,461
You mind if I sack out
in here tonight?
354
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,898
-Yes, we mind.
-Okay, good.
355
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,118
Well, I'll just sleep in that
big tub in the bathroom, 'kay?
356
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,644
[GROANING]
357
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,863
-[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
-What?!
358
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,564
Can we sleep in here?
359
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:27,568
Yeah, Rich snores
like a donkey with
a sinus infection.
360
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:31,050
Hey, why'd everybody leave?
361
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,095
I'm lonely in there.
362
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,489
Oh, boy, Rich is here.
363
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,186
It's a slumber party.
364
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,536
Hey, cool!
Thanks, Mr. L.
365
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,147
Whoo!
366
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,417
[STERNLY]
Get out of the bed.
367
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,464
Getting out, Mr. L.
368
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,951
Ooh, hello, boys.
369
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,735
Mm, yes.
370
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,911
Beginning to see why they
call it Pleasure Island.
371
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,350
-Howdy, girls.
-Howdy.
372
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,571
Country music talent search
Saturday night.
373
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,357
Y'all come,
you'll have a good time.
374
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,273
-Hello, there.
-"Country music talent search.
375
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,580
"Winner receives
a $500 college scholarship.
376
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,495
"Backup band provided.
377
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,716
"Talent scouts in attendance."
378
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,414
Guys, this could be
my big chance
to be discovered.
379
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,112
That sounds great.
I think you should go for it.
380
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,939
Yeah.
381
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,116
And you guys could be
my backup singers.
382
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,856
Oh, yeah,
that sounds great.
383
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,511
No, sorry, Karen.
Country music is not my thing.
384
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,513
You know,
I'm not the hootenanny,
385
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,255
rhinestone,
big hair kind of gal.
386
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,085
Afternoon, ma'am.
387
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,395
Hmm, on second thought.
388
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,484
Yippie-o-ki-yay.
389
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,572
Hmm.
390
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
[CHATTERING]
391
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,711
Here you go.
392
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,452
Little something
to remember us by.
393
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,020
That is until tonight
when we make our own memories.
394
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,544
-Oh, thank you, J.T.
-No problem.
395
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,807
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some banking to do.
396
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:20,028
See you tonight.
397
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,379
Uh, so, what time
should we meet you
for dinner tonight?
398
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,729
Well, I don't know.
Why don't we give you
a little call later?
399
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,340
[GIGGLING]
400
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,168
Yeah, on the phone.
401
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,908
-Bye.
-Bye, Rich.
402
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,392
Do you really believe
that guy is J.T. Disney?
403
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,699
Oh, who cares?
This trip isn't
costing us a dime.
404
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,484
And we didn't
even have to dip into
our apartment fund.
405
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,008
-See you tonight.
-Bye.
406
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,838
All right, man,
we're all set for tonight.
407
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,014
I got cash and everything.
408
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,191
With any luck,
by midnight, we'll be men,
if you know what I mean.
409
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,671
I know what you mean,
and I want to be a man
just as much as you,
410
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,239
but this is gotta be
costing us a bundle now.
411
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,720
-How much money
do we have left?
-I don't know.
412
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,896
You don't know?
413
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,289
What, you don't check
the receipts when you
take the money out?
414
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,552
No, man, I just
keep track in my head.
415
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,944
Oh, God.
416
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,424
Give me that.
417
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,692
Oh, well, Mr. Disney,
418
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,868
would you care
to make a guess
419
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,870
on how much money
we have left in our account?
420
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,873
I don't know,
about 800, 900 bucks?
421
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,006
[CHUCKLES]
422
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,922
Try $11.
423
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,968
Eleven dollars?
How's that possible?
424
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,840
I'll tell you
how it's possible.
425
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,104
Dinners, limos,
giant stuffed animals,
426
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,412
a $50 tip to that mandolin guy
to sing "That's Amore"!
427
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,849
We're broke, man!
And it's all your fault!
428
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,764
-Oh, it's all my fault?
-Yes!
429
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,983
Yeah, right, you didn't seem
to mind spending the money
430
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,290
when Ashley was
sucking on your neck
in the Haunted Mansion.
431
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,293
Well, I didn't realize
that hickey was costing me
1,000 bucks!
432
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,992
It took us a year
to save up that money, man.
433
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,038
You blew it in two days.
434
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,996
You gotta be the most
irresponsible jerk
I've ever met.
435
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,347
If I'm such a jerk,
why don't you get out
of my face?
436
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,436
Oh, don't you worry,
as soon as I can scrounge up
enough money for bus fare,
437
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,134
I'm heading back
to Port Washington
and find myself a new friend.
438
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,450
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