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Previously on
Man with a Plan...
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My little sister's here.
Hey, Kelly.
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Why did you--
When did you come here?
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They fired you? What happened?
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I embezzled a tiny bit of money.
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I'm jealous of you.
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I guess this is like
The Tortoise and the Hare.
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I'm the sleek, sexy bunny
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losing to you,
the slow, scaly turtle.
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Thanks for coming by.
We wanted you here
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because we're having
an intervention.
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Okay, hold on, a lot of people
drink wine at lunch.
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No, Marcy, it's
not for you.
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Oh, this better not be
about me and the dog track.
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You said you weren't going
to the track anymore.
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I'm not.
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Look, the intervention
is for Lowell.
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Kelly's got
her hooks
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in him and
it's my fault.
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Oh, honey, we're not assigning
blame out loud.
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Look, we need your help
convincing Lowell to dump her
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because she's
bad for him.
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Yeah. And me. Since Kelly
moved in with him,
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Lowell hasn't been
at work all week.
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He's got stacks of whatever
he does piling up.
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The longer this goes on,
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the worse it's gonna be for him
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when she breaks his heart.
He's my friend.
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I can't sit by
and let that happen.
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We're in. These things
are open bar, right?
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I'm asking
for a friend.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, your mother told me
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you're having an intervention.
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Are we straightening out
the boozer or the gambler?
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Okay, that's Lowell. Wait,
wait, wait, one more thing,
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I have watched every episode
of Intervention, okay?
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It is intense, emotional,
and almost never works.
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Good luck, everybody.
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Hey, Lowell.
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Oh, you got a little
something all over here.
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I grew a goatee.
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Oh, well, that makes sense.
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You love animals
and now your face
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looks like a raccoon
walking away.
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It was Kelly's idea
and I like it.
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I get to stroke it
when I think about stuff.
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That sounds fun.
Maybe I'll grow a...
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No, baby.
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Don, why don't you get
Lowell a glass of wine?
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Oh, actually, Kelly's
gotten me into scotch.
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At first
it was awful,
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but now that it burned off
all my taste buds, I love it.
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Okay, buddy, h-have a seat.
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Why is everyone
so serious?
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Is it my goatee? It does
set a mood of sexy danger.
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No, no. No,
we're serious
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because we're having
an intervention.
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Oh.
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Well, I think Marcy
drinks a normal amount.
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It's not for Marcy.
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Although, we should probably
put one on the books for her.
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No, it's for you.
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Lowell, we love you,
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and we feel like
we're losing you.
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They say that every
time on the show.
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It's how you
kick things off.
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What are you talking about?
Kelly.
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We're worried that you're
happier than us
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because she's so foxy.
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No.
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We're worried
because you are a good,
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trusting person,
and Kelly is,
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well, the devil.
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She will ruin you.
You got to end it with her.
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No. I'm grateful for all the
things she brought into my life.
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Before her, I never knew
I loved scotch.
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Like an angel's tears.
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Look, Kelly is my sister, and
I know her better than anyone.
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I don't think so.
I know Kelly intimately.
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Only 64 other men
in the world can say that.
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Boy, it sounds like people are
having a lot of fun out there.
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Kelly and I
exchanged stats.
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If we compare how many women
we've been with, we're tied.
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Okay, fine.
If you won't listen to us,
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then listen to him. Dad,
go ahead. Scare him straight.
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All right!
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Listen here, Lowell.
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You've made a lot of changes.
Let's start with the beard.
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I like it.
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Dad.
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I thought we were fixing
the old Lowell,
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but this one's hairy
and drinks scotch.
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Rolling around town
with a cute broad.
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I enjoy you, son.
I used to be you.
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Thank you, Joe.
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Lowell, I got your text.
Are you okay?
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No, they want to break us up.
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Is this true?
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In our defense, we were trying
to do it behind your back.
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Should've known you were coming.
I saw a bat fly by the window.
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? ?
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Why would you try
to break us up?
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Look, I don't like
confrontation,
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but I'll just come out
and say it. Adam, say it.
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I'll say it. You're not
good enough for him.
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What with you being
the devil and all.
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You know, when I started
dating Lowell,
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I wasn't good enough for him,
but he changed me.
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I've never had a man
so supportive and tender,
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and then not tender when it's
"not tender time."
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And there's someone else
I haven't been good enough for,
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and that's you, Andi.
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I have been a terrible sister,
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but I don't want to compete
with you anymore.
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I just want to love you.
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Aww!
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Aww?
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We are not aww-ing,
we're boo-ing.
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She's never said anything
like that to me before.
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We are supposed
to be a team.
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We are a team, but--
I don't know--
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we lost them.
Read the room, man.
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Okay, well, Lowell,
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I have some information
that will show you
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what kind of person
Kelly really is.
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She told us that
she's just using you
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to get an instant family.
Try to deny it.
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I don't.
She already told me.
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I see.
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Well, that was my big finish.
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Now I got nothing left except
I think you dress too fancy.
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Too fancy, am I right, guys?
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I like it. She's classy
like Lady Bird Johnson.
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Oh, come on.
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You guys aren't really buying
this new Kelly, are you?
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I admit it's hard to believe,
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but without love and honesty,
you can't be happy.
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That's just another life lesson
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I learned from my
furry little friend.
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Aww!
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Stop doing that.
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You stop.
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Yeah, leave these
two kids alone.
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Yeah, why can't you
let people be happy?
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You've never done that
once in your life.
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I know, but I like to watch it.
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Guys, don't
gang up on Adam.
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He was just trying to do what he
thought was best for his friend,
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and I think
that's amazing.
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All right.
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This is over. I am intervening
on this intervention.
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Everybody go home.
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How about a hand
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for a very brave man
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who stood up for
what he believed in?
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Go home, or I'm gonna
call the cops.
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Adam, I believe
Kelly's changed.
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You believe that because you've
always wanted a sweet sister.
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A good con man sells you
what you already want to buy.
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Yeah, but if she has
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the nice, pretty thing I want
to buy, why can't I buy it?
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One of my favorite things
about you
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is that you always see
the best in people,
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but it's also why you
bought a case of candy bars
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from a 30-year-old
claiming to raise money
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for his high school
baseball team.
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He was dyslexic.
They held him back.
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14 times?
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You need to wise up, lady.
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Okay, I-if you're so wise,
then what's my sister's motive
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for pretending to be a good
person and care about Lowell?
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She just got fired.
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She's looking for
a soft landing, and Lowell
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is a walking
marshmallow.
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There is no way she's all of
a sudden a different person.
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She wasn't completely rotten
when we were kids.
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You know, one time she found
a three-legged kitten
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and she nursed it
back to health.
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Oh, really?
How do you know that kitten
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didn't have four legs
when it met her?
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Honey, I just don't want
to see you get hurt
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when Kelly goes back
to her old ways,
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which you know she's gonna do.
She doesn't care about family.
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The first time she held
our daughter in her lap,
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Katie was ten.
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That's too late and weird.
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Look, I'm happy to have Kelly
back in my life.
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Great, now I got you
and Lowell to worry about.
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You know what?
If you won't listen to me,
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I'll go find someone else
to talk some sense into you.
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Honey.
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You're at the bottom of a hole
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and you're trying to get out
by digging deeper.
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That's the Adam Burns way.
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I'll dig so deep I'll hit water
and shoot back up to the top.
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"Shoot back up
to the top"?
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It's a hole,
not a cartoon fire hydrant.
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Will you just talk
to Andi, please?
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Tell her you agree with me?
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I don't agree with you.
I like Kelly.
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I get tired of looking at the
same nine people every day.
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Then do it for me
because I'm your son.
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Sorry, boy, I'm Team Kelly.
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You need somebody
more pliable,
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that you can manipulate.
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Don!
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Just the guy
I'm looking for.
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Listen, I'm worried
about Andi,
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and I'm worried
about Lowell.
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I think you and I need to band
together and get rid of Kelly.
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Oh. This is awkward.
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What?
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Here you go. Oh.
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Hey, Adam. Hey.
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What's she doing here?
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I asked him to take me
to the dog track,
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show me the ropes.
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She cares about
my interests, Adam.
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Plus, she's willing
to say she's a diabetic
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to get the good seats.
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Oh-ho, you're good.
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Nobody cares about
his interests.
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All right, I'll let you two
have some brother time.
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All right,
see you later, Kel-Bell.
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Kel-Bell?
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Yeah, and she calls me Don-Don.
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We're Kel-Bell and Don-Don.
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This isn't gonna work.
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She already charmed you.
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I need somebody with
a heart of stone!
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Marcy, there
you are.
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Oh, hey, Adam.
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Oh, come on.
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We just keep
running into each other.
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Why are you with her?
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Kelly showed up
at my pottery class.
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And you don't think
that's suspicious?
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It's never suspicious
when someone likes pottery.
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It's the world's
oldest hobby.
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Isn't that right,
Kellybean?
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What happened to Kel-Bell?
You a bell or a bean?
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You can call me "sis."
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Never.
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Wh...?
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Seriously?
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Oh, hey, Adam.
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How did you get
here so quick?
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I knew I shouldn't have
stopped at Arby's.
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00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,408
My sister brought me
flowers in a vase
252
00:11:24,409 --> 00:11:26,376
she made herself.
253
00:11:26,377 --> 00:11:27,878
It's just a
little token
254
00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:29,947
to show how much
you mean to me.
255
00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:31,882
Aw, I've missed you,
Kelly-Belly.
256
00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:34,418
Oh, now the bean bell
has a belly.
257
00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,720
Well, I better go.
258
00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:39,890
I'm volunteering
at the animal hospital.
259
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:42,292
Hey, you know who
Adam reminds me of?
260
00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:44,061
That kitten I took in.
261
00:11:44,062 --> 00:11:46,663
He was a brave little guy
just like you.
262
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,900
How many legs that kitten have
when you met it?
263
00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:55,005
Adam, stop it.
She's being sweet.
264
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,007
Let me tell you something.
Look, all day,
265
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,176
I have been going to our friends
to enlist their support,
266
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,578
and you know who's been there
every time doing the same thing?
267
00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:03,579
Kell-Bell, Kellybean,
Kelly Belly!
268
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,117
What kind of crazy person
does that?
269
00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:08,618
You just said you do.
270
00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,121
Look--
271
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,522
Come on, honey,
don't you think you're
272
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,491
starting to spin out a little?
273
00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,793
I mean, maybe she's just going
to see our friends
274
00:12:16,794 --> 00:12:18,662
because she wants
relationships with them.
275
00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,964
Or...
276
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:22,933
she's tracking me.
277
00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:25,335
I'm under
surveillance, Andi.
278
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:27,170
What?
Tracking devices.
279
00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:29,606
Aren't you listening?
280
00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,040
I bet she is.
281
00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:35,144
I'm on to you, Kelly.
282
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:43,074
283
00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,482
What's all this?
284
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,520
Adam, we love you
285
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,055
and we feel like
we're losing you.
286
00:12:56,491 --> 00:12:58,092
What?
287
00:12:58,093 --> 00:12:59,927
It's an intervention, man.
288
00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:02,595
You're too upset
because Kelly's so foxy.
289
00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,665
Thanks, Don-Don.
290
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:09,070
You're having an
intervention for me?
291
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:11,238
We want to talk about
how you're treating Kelly.
292
00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:14,775
We like Kelly.
We like her more than you.
293
00:13:14,776 --> 00:13:17,078
I appreciate that
you're looking out for me,
294
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:19,180
but I love being
Kelly's boyfriend.
295
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,348
I'm darn proud to be number 65.
Oh.
296
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:25,086
And I love having
my sister back.
297
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:26,520
You know how sometimes you just
298
00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,456
go along with things
to make me happy?
299
00:13:28,457 --> 00:13:30,091
Do that now.
300
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:34,195
Okay, if she's so wonderful now
and really cares about Lowell,
301
00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:36,263
then she'll be able to answer
a simple question about him.
302
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:38,466
Kelly, when's Lowell's birthday?
303
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,034
February 11.
304
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,435
February 11, huh?
305
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:43,203
Is that right, Lowell?
306
00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:47,074
I don't know, is it, Adam?
307
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:50,778
Okay, I got out
over my skis on that one.
308
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:52,079
How about this?
309
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,414
When is Andi's birthday?
310
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,615
June 15.
311
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,817
You better not ask
me if that's right.
312
00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:59,587
Okay, this is a waste of time.
313
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,990
I know I know what I know
and I'm not wrong about her.
314
00:14:02,991 --> 00:14:04,592
You're all the wrong ones.
315
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,826
Wrong, wrong, wrong,
316
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,994
wrong, evil, wrong.
Right!
317
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:15,136
That intervention
was a dirty trick.
318
00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:17,738
Hey, you were talking
to flowers.
319
00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:20,074
I mean, they put people
in hospitals for that.
320
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,143
I'm sorry.
321
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:24,244
I just don't believe
people change.
322
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,481
You did.
What?
323
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,916
Before we got married,
324
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,851
you never talked
about your feelings.
325
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,687
Well, I don't want
to talk about that.
326
00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:35,423
And you had a hard time
admitting when you were wrong.
327
00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:37,925
I disagree.
328
00:14:37,926 --> 00:14:40,861
And you had a real black
shoe, white sock problem.
329
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,096
I was into Michael Jackson.
330
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:46,933
But I stuck with it
too long.
331
00:14:48,203 --> 00:14:50,204
Right, when you see
evidence that you're wrong,
332
00:14:50,205 --> 00:14:51,872
you-you always
come around.
333
00:14:51,873 --> 00:14:54,275
So give Kelly a chance.
334
00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:55,875
Oh, God...
335
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:01,881
I'll think about it.
336
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,686
Hey, Kelly.
337
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,221
Uh, thanks
for stopping by.
338
00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:09,290
Uh, here,
have a seat.
339
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,658
No problem.
340
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,028
The new me always comes
when family calls.
341
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:16,130
But I hope you're not gonna
say anything hurtful,
342
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,399
because the new me's heart
is much more sensitive.
343
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,934
Oh, no, no.
344
00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:21,669
No, actually...
345
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,337
I wanted to apologize.
346
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,406
A-And as a peace offering,
347
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:26,874
I got you some hummus.
348
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,977
Which, I am told, is
yogurt for fancy people.
349
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,314
Here's a spoon.
350
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:37,817
Oh, I just had
a tub of hummus, but thanks.
351
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,588
Ah, o-okay.
352
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:42,389
Well, okay,
here's the thing.
353
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:43,691
Um...
354
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:48,095
I was judging you
on past behavior
355
00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:51,699
and Andi pointed out
that people can change.
356
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,401
So, I wanted
to look you in the eye
357
00:15:54,402 --> 00:15:57,238
and tell you I'm sorry.
358
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:58,873
Thank you.
359
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,341
That really means a lot.
360
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:03,210
Good. A-And, and I hope
we can put all this
361
00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:05,045
behind us and start fresh.
362
00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:06,447
Of course.
363
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,015
We're family.
364
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:10,784
We're gonna be
in each other's lives forever.
365
00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:12,620
And it's just nice
to think that
366
00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:15,890
when I sit across from you
at Thanksgiving,
367
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,058
I will know...
368
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:20,026
that I owned you.
369
00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:25,099
What?
370
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,235
I got to admit,
you were tough.
371
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,571
I knew after
the intervention
372
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,440
that you were the only one
that wouldn't buy the new me.
373
00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,376
I haven't changed at all.
374
00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:38,979
In fact, I'm probably
a little worse.
375
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:42,816
So I was right.
376
00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:45,719
Yeah, but I got you
acting so crazy
377
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,088
that you've lost
all credibility.
378
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:50,224
Which is why
I feel comfortable
379
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,393
sharing the truth
with you now.
380
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,761
No one will believe you.
381
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:58,798
Wow.
382
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,803
That's right.
Drink it in.
383
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,272
Oh, and another thing.
384
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:09,008
Hummus isn't yogurt,
you country bumpkin.
385
00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:14,347
Oh, well, um, I'm sorry,
I-I didn't know, I...
386
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,085
Well, since you didn't eat it,
I guess...
387
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:20,019
I'll just make you
eat your words.
388
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,327
Andi.
389
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:29,262
Maybe you did
pull that kitten's leg off.
390
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,169
I-- He thinks he tricked me,
but I knew you were in there.
391
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,671
I just said that stuff
392
00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:40,441
so you could see that he didn't
really mean his apology.
393
00:17:40,442 --> 00:17:42,175
He drugged me.
394
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:47,013
This is so fun.
395
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:51,619
You see, what I did was,
I convinced Andi
396
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,722
to listen to make sure
I did a good job apologizing.
397
00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,991
But I knew
you couldn't resist
398
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,726
rubbing it in
once I caved.
399
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,894
People don't change.
400
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:02,996
I wear white socks
when you go out of town.
401
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,666
Adam Burns for the win.
402
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,536
Yeah, that's right.
You may have fooled me,
403
00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:11,972
but the man I married is
pathologically suspicious
404
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:14,475
and sometimes
that comes in handy.
Mm-hmm.
405
00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:17,177
And I know what hummus is.
406
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,812
I was just trying to make
you eat it 'cause it's expired.
407
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,584
Now everyone
will believe me.
408
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,653
And-- Wait.
Where's Don and Marcy?
409
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:27,553
I told them to wait
in the pantry, too.
410
00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:32,659
How much longer do we
have to be in here?
411
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:35,529
I don't know.
412
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,263
Adam just said
wait in the pantry.
413
00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,747
Lowell, we're sorry Kelly's
not who you thought she was.
414
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,450
Thank you.
Yeah.
415
00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:50,386
Maybe during this difficult
time, you'll find some comfort
416
00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:52,554
in the fact
that I was right all along.
417
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,224
I can't believe this.
418
00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:57,226
I changed so much for her.
419
00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,728
I grew hair on my face
420
00:18:58,729 --> 00:19:01,330
and got rid of it
everywhere else.
421
00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:04,900
My whole body's
a five-o'clock shadow right now.
422
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:08,571
Lowell.
423
00:19:08,572 --> 00:19:10,106
Kelly.
424
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,108
I've come to say good-bye.
425
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,444
I meant what I said.
426
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,679
I have loved our time together.
427
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,082
Is not being a good person
really a deal breaker?
428
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:22,951
Historically,
it's been important.
429
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,955
Although you set
a high bar sexually,
430
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,991
so maybe from time to time
we could just...
431
00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:30,126
No.
432
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,527
- Maybe just sexy Skype?
- No.
433
00:19:31,528 --> 00:19:34,764
Lowell, go upstairs
while we secure the premises.
434
00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:36,933
Maybe use my razor and shave.
435
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,301
Just the face.
436
00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:41,971
I'll be outside.
437
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,841
I am very sorry
for all the hurt I...
438
00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:47,609
Oh, wait, I don't have
to be nice anymore. Bye.
439
00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:52,115
Well, you were right.
440
00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,217
She is never gonna change.
441
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:56,552
Yeah. You can't pick
your family.
442
00:19:56,553 --> 00:19:59,122
You are stuck with them.
443
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:02,191
But the good news is
I got to pick you,
444
00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:05,161
and I definitely got
the good sister.
Aw.
445
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,164
And only 96 other
men can say that.
446
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,133
Hmm. What?
447
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,667
I'm kidding.
448
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,301
That's not funny.
I don't like that.
448
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:20,575
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