All language subtitles for Croce.e.Delizia.2019.DVD9-en

(Indistinct voices)

(CELL VIBRATION)

Ready?

(Man) Hi, I'm the dad
Lorenzo, don't tell me anything.

Yup.

00:01:05,676
00:01:09,680
<- Half an hour and I'm there, okay?
- All right.

<- Thanks for your patience.
- Appearance.

They forgot you.

(Penelope) It's the fifth time,
this month?

One day your analyst will explain it to you
the reason for your abandonment crises

and your being a big pain in the ass.

Well, at least you'll know
Whose fault is it.

Of your family.

- (Sandro) Much better.
- (Carolina) It's beautiful.

- (Carolina) See if there is a banana.
- (Sandro) Behind all right?

- (together) It fits.
- (Diego) Give it to me!

(in Roman dialect) Where is the house?

- Why?
- Manco Maps finds it.

- (in Roman dialect) He does not find it.
- No?

- No, we come and ask.
- (in Roman dialect) You go here!

- What do you know?
- Where do you want it to be? This is the way.

- Dad, do you say something to him?
- Calm down, you've been doing this for an hour.

- Adam, "daje", what do you have to do?
- Always me!

(MUSIC FROM THE RADIO)
Shut up a minute!

You are always you.

Amo ', this is our song!

- Is that?
- Yup.

(SONG FROM THE RADIO:
"AND RAFFAELLA IS MY" BY TIZIANO FERRO)

"Daje", which we are going to slam!

(together)
at my home!

Do you remember that evening?

(SONG: "AND RAFFAELLA IS MY"
DI TIZIANO FERRO)

(Sandro) You have to go slowly!

Adam! Diego!

- Plan!
- You have to go slowly!

Don't scream, "daje".

Dad, but who are these?

They will be the owners,
don't get involved, get your cocks.

Wow.

- (Sandro) Plan!
- Don't row me!

- (Sandro) Lower yourself.
- We passed by.

(Sandro) I saw.

If you break the banana
the holiday is over.

Don't worry, think about those two
who are making a mess.

- I'll take the rest.
- (Carolina) Hey!

00:03:39,516
- Don't scream!
- I didn't scream.

(shouting) So?

(SONG FROM THE RADIO:
"AND RAFFAELLA IS MY" BY TIZIANO FERRO)

- (Man) Please.
- Thank you.

- (Elodie) "Je vais entrer".
- (Olivia) "Attention".

- My little star.
- (Elodie) Grandfather!

- What did you say?
- Toni.

Ah! What is "grandfather"?

- Do I look like a grandfather to you?
- No.

- I heard a little voice.
- Aunt!

"Ma petite poupée"!
But how Parisian you are!

It's for my wife Maria,
when she sees him, she will get hit.

- (Toni) Here it is.
- (Olivia) Dad.

Look how beautiful you are.

- "Joyeux anniversaire".
- "Goods".

You know, Oli, if we weren't
so obviously related,

therefore net
of every incestuous implication,

if I saw you pass on the street
I could also follow you, you know?

- Dad, enough with this story.
- Just to look at you.

You are beautiful to look at.

A masterpiece of genetics, you are.

Stop that.

- Where do we celebrate tonight?
- (Toni) Allo Scoglio.

How old are you, Toni?

Age is never asked, only to children.

- What about Penelope? She got lost?
- Thank you.

(Toni) No, he called me,
he says it's late, he joins us there.

Well, I throw myself into the annex,
I did 5 on the set.

No, wait a minute, sit down,

I also brought the olives
that you like them so much.

There is a small change
with the annex.

Meaning?

Eh, I rented it.

- To who?
- A family.

In fact, why don't you go
to see what they want?

They called me first
complaining about I don't know what.

Who am I, the innkeeper?

Why don't you go ...
What's your name? Ronnie?

- Don't touch the topic.
- Don't mention it.

He took the vacation, that asshole.

He went to Manila to his family,
a tragedy.

Go on, come on, give me this gift.

As if we need money,
is absurd.

Eh, you never know, Oli.

- I'm going to find Gianlucone.
- Yup.

(Carolina) No problem,
is that he doesn't pick up the phone.

Is there Wi-Fi? But there is no problem.

Even if there is television,
for kids.

Do you watch TV?
I don't know anyone who watches TV.

In fact, we also look at it little.

Little, but what do you say?
Anyway, please, Petagna Sandro.

Petagna Carlo, pleasure.
Sorry, we're downloading.

The fact is that inside this house
there is nothing, with all due respect.

It's not so much the wi-fi, the TV,
the air conditioning...

- (Carolina) But do you know who he is?
- (Sandro) No.

- It's Olivia Vantois.
- There is no bathroom, let's understand.

- No, the bathroom is there.
- (Sandro) Ah, there is, sorry.

- Yes, it is en plein air.
- My mistake, sorry.

A friend of mine did it,
he is a genius, an architect.

- Is that the bathroom?
- You sit down, you relax.

Look at the sea and do what you have to do.

It's an innovative thing, it's a beautiful thing.

What is this thing?

This is a thing of the Russians, the communists
they kissed in the mouth at the time.

Bravo, it's original among other things,
my aunt did it.

- Congratulations.
- You are making fun of me?

I have to piss in the middle of the garden
and cook in front of two deviates?

There are children, come on, let's be serious.

- How bad is it that children see it?
- Eh.

But how? They are two old men
kissing each other, there is evil.

You know where they are, look somewhere else.

- You look at the sea, don't you?
- Okay, I'm looking at the sea.

- (Sandro) I finish downloading.
- Let's finish taking things inside.

- Thank you.
- Imagine.

Guys, after years of mourning for mom
I returned a shy smile.

(THEFT PROTECTION)

(BARKING DOG)

"Slay", that hit.

(THEFT PROTECTION)

(DOGS THAT BAY)

- Hello.
- Good evening.

- My princess, how are you?
- Hi, best wishes.

- Thank you.
- Sorry I'm late. Elodie?

- At home.
- Home alone?

He is ten years old, Dad left me alone
when I was six.

- (Toni) He's very well.
- Sure.

Instead let's talk about something else, dear Penny.

You must know that I met Penelope

together
of a rather handsome type, I would say.

If he's nice, he's down
considerably your standard.

You even pretended
not to see me, come on!

I didn't pretend deliberately
I said, "Stay away from me."

Exactly, so what?

- So, nothing special.
- Ah, sorry, I was wrong.

- Did he drop you?
- Hi, huh.

It will be five or six months
that we don't see each other,

one sits, you come
and the first question is this?

- All right.
- Penelope's love life.

It is not that if one does not speak of it
things are less true.

The first two sentences you say to me
I'm a bitch.

Girls, on, Olivia,
always so passive-aggressive.

- "Laisse-la tranquille".
- (Toni) Okay, we don't care now.

So despite the years
pass inexorably,

we are not here today
to celebrate my birthday.

- Ah, no?
- No.

We do not like the transience of time.

We are here today
to celebrate my love.

- Beautiful.
- (Toni) And not only.

Since unlike all of you
I am going to get married,

I'm also here to announce you
my marriage.

- Very beautiful.
- That good news.

- Are you with someone?
- Sure.

Watch,
he is a very special person.

Here, I would call him the sweetest man
that there is on this Earth.

You will like it, I'm sure,
as I liked it, moreover.

"Man"?

Yes, he's a man, did I say he's a man?

- Yes, you said he was a man.
- It's a man.

(Olivia) What news.

Bravo, it took
a family wedding.

Are you gay now?

Technically,
since I'm with a man, I would say yes.

To me the categories
they always went a little tight.

- What the hell, dad, come on.
- What?

- Come on, why do you always have to do this?
- As well as?

Now you have to do that
who is necessarily a gay?

In short, it seems excessive to me, doesn't it?
- Take a sip that helps you.

Toni, take away a curiosity,
how long have you been interacting, say?

A year or so.
This is perfect in a minute.

I wouldn't marry after ten years,
figured after one.

And when would this wedding be?

In three weeks, think,
I'm not in the skin.

- In three weeks are you getting married to a man?
- Now you can, there are civil unions.

I know it well, because I went to the square
to demonstrate for civil unions.

This is not the problem, I made you
a direct question, which is different.

Just you in three weeks
are you getting married to a man?

(Ida) But you know you have
a special light in the eyes?

- (Gianluca) Yes, yes!
- (Olivia) Indeed.

(Penelope) Will you answer me, please?

- Where's Dad?
- He went to the bathroom, now he comes.

Dad, will you answer me?

Yes, just a moment, I go to the bathroom
and then we finish this talk.

I had intuited
that there was something in the air,

but I thought it was a tumor,
something like that.

No!

- Well.
- To Toni.

(Olivia) To Toni.

Charles.

- Where are you?
- (Carlo) I'm here.

Open the door.

(Carlo) Leave me alone, let me stay here.

- Open the door, come on.
- (Carlo) It is open, there is no key.

- (Toni) What are you doing in here?
- (Carlo) What am I doing?

Carolina was not to come
with the kids.

I wanted to be alone with Sandro,
explain the situation to him.

Did you understand?

Instead now there is also Diego,
how the fuck do i do

The pressure is also rising,
150, 200 as a minimum.

- I have to go out, get some air.
- No, no.

But no, calm down, Dodo.

- "Tout va bien".
- "Tout va bien" "stocazzo", eh.

Carlo, I am notoriously
a person with very little patience.

Let's move on with this story
for seven months.

- "Shall I tell you or not?"
- I know.

- Three weeks left.
- Shut up, I'm getting anxious.

You tell me when you thought you told him.

I do not know.

Look, let's do a nice thing.

You take a deep breath now,
go back there

you sit, quiet quiet,
make a nice smile of yours,

and then do as I did,
you tell her, simple simple.

- You break free.
- Did you tell her already?

- Let me hear what you say.
- Have you told him everything?

Did I just say a part?

Let me hear you say
get out of the toilet.

I go out, I even went over it before, here.

I say:

"Guys, after years of mourning for mom
I found a smile again. "

- "Shy smile".
- "A shy smile".

"Because you know how much I have ..."

I'll tell you tomorrow, I'm at dinner,
maybe it also goes wrong.

- They feel bad, I'll tell them tomorrow.
- Look me in the face.

But do you want to marry me or not?

- "Aò".
- Who is it?

- Sandro.
- What are you doing with that hand?

- Nothing, what are you doing?
- You are touching yourself.

- No, but that touches.
- It touches you.

Is he touching me?

- He wasn't touching me.
- What are you doing, hiding?

- No.
- You hide?

- No, stay calm.
- Sorry, dad.

- I just wanna talk to him.
- Calm down.

- Don't touch me, I want to talk to you.
- Calm down!

I want to talk to it! What the fuck!

(Ida) Yes.
(SHOUT)

- Touch my father!
- But no!

- What the fuck are you doing?
- (Toni) Calm him!

- Oh! Calm!
- (Sandro) Are you hiding?

- What the fuck are you doing?
- Calm down!

- I feel bad.
- Such as?

Pope.

- Calm down.
- I feel bad.

- Oh, Sandro, what's going on?
- What was he doing to you?

- Talk to you.
- I don't know what the fuck he was doing.

- (Carolina) What?
- (Sandro) That one touched him there.

- (Carolina) Who?
- (Sandro) Him.

- Who are these people?
- Who I am?

They are the family of man
that I intend to marry, dear.

He is Carlo.

What the fuck is he saying?

But so no.

But...

How should I say that, sorry? You don't say it.

He is just a handsome man.

- Oh, God, that's not true.
- (Carolina) No, huh.

- What the fuck is going on?
- (Carolina) Sandro, recover.

- Help me, mom.
- Let me explain, will you stop for a second?

I don't want to hear you! Who would that be?

- An art dealer.
- Shut up.

- It's not a bad job.
- Shut up.

Don't put your hands on your ears
like children!

- How long has this bullshit been going on?
- From 17 months and 13 days.

- For 17 months.
- And 13 days.

- Let's reason, let's calm down for a moment.
- From 17 months and 13 days.

You've been with a man for a year and a half
and didn't you tell me anything?

But how did I not tell you anything?

In your opinion when I made you come
home to talk about the boiler

Did I really want to talk about the boiler?

July 28 with 40 degrees
did I want to talk to you about the boiler?

What are you saying, dad?

But fuck you.

I'm sorry, Sandro.

Carolina, can I talk to you?
Let me say one thing.

- Charles.
- You make me talk?

But what should I tell you?

Come on let's go.

Diego, come on, come on,
and you don't have to ask me questions.

(Carolina) Come on.

00:15:48,116
How are you?

Dad, you will have realized the reaction
that these people had.

I mean, did you see them as they are?
They have nothing to do with us.

I mean, you also don't ...

Above all, why are you there
by subjecting to all this?

You are always so negative, you.

You're bored, sorry,

but let yourself be surprised
every now and then from life

which is nice to be surprised.

I am inguaiata.

Come on, you're always with that little arm.

I can't worry
well of you now, you understand, right?

Let Carlo go
which is in a bad state.

Now Sandro no longer speaks to him,
look, a mess.

(TONI SUSPIRA)

Those were scandalized,
but do you realize?

Shocked!

(Olivia) It is the first time
what a meeting of homophobes.

(Toni) If they leave it's even better,
at least we are more relaxed here.

Don't say anything Carlo doesn't want.

(Olivia) The beautiful thing
is that tomorrow they get out of the way

and the first thing I do
is to go back to the annex.

00:17:19,760
(Toni) (If they leave it's even better,
at least we are more relaxed here.)

When he gives it down
can be quite noisy.

(Toni) (If they leave, it's even better.)

- (Olivia) Goodnight.
- Good night.

- You're contracted, you can see it immediately.
- You left me 20 minutes here.

- You have to relax.
- Ouch, you hurt me.

Could you do me a favour? Go look
what are they doing?

(Carolina) Look
if I don't "ease" tonight.

(Sandro) Don't make jokes.

- (Toni) They are loading the banana.
- Pure banana? Banana is not.

They will also bring the banana
if they leave, don't they?

- Dice, don't make that voice to me.
- Which?

You know that voice
which doesn't seem to concern you.

- Dodo.
- Eh.

So much would have been the same,
whether you told them to.

- Stay down.
- Yup.

Whether I told her, how it happened.

- He got mad anyway.
- No.

- He was packing anyway.
- No!

It would have been something else,
you made me come here.

- I?
- Yes you.

But let alone.

Yes, the annex, the atmosphere of the place.

You made me a head like that
to make them come here when things are done.

- We fucked up.
- No.

- We had a great shit.
- Nothing would have changed.

The ways in this situation
unfortunately, they don't count.

- No, manners are substance.
- Yup.

- How you treat people is substance.
- Sure.

Luckily Diego hasn't noticed
nothing, at least this.

Look at that every now and then
a little selfishness is healthy.

Just a pinch, look at me.

But you don't feel
at least a little lighter?

Half and a half.

A cramp in the foot!

- Look how you are.
- I'm like this because I'm tense.

(Penelope) Hi.

Excuse me, can we talk about you?

If I didn't have a son
and a pregnant wife

I had killed your father
with the knife to fillet the fish.

- Yes, yes.
- No kidding.

I don't doubt.

- You leave?
- Tomorrow morning at 7.

How do you get in the morning at 7?
No, we need to talk!

- Calm down.
- Sorry.

We can't get out of the tunnel
two people who want to be inside.

They look so good on us
that in a while 'decorate it.

We must be
a kind of window

from which we enter and take them out.

- We're the window, are you following me?
- What are you saying? Stop, you speak strange.

Let's start again, what kind is your father?

My father is not a fagot.

I can't even say it
this fucking thing.

My father likes women,
I don't know what the fuck happened to him.

- In theory, mine too.
- To your? I do not think so.

I don't know what he did
your father to my father.

- I know who my father is.
- Who is it?

He screwed up his ass,
he carried a family on his shoulders.

Excellent, nothing to do with it
one with the other.

My father is unreliable,
he is an egoist, a bad father.

- He's a huge traitor.
- What a shitty personage.

Listen to me, please,
if you leave, they get married.

If you don't leave and stay
and it's all shit like I think

maybe they will realize,

there is a remote possibility
who realize it is bullshit.

Do you understand?

What do you want to do,
do you want to make the wedding "pop"?

No.

But no.

Yup.

"Famo zompa '" the wedding,
it's a great idea.

I do not do these things
because I'm not incorrect.

- Incorrect ...
- Incorrect.

You do not know me.

What the fuck are you telling me to do
things behind my father?

- Are you all stoned?
- Lower your voice.

- No, I'm not letting my voice down.
- I tried.

- Do not try.
- See you at the wedding then.

See you at the commanded holidays
with everyone,

your family and your little brother.

What's your name?

What do you care what it's called?
His name is Diego, why?

Here, we'll meet with Diego at Christmas, won't we?

Wait, stop for a moment.

I say, you explain me
that I did not understand correctly?

But don't go around me,
my head is spinning.

I still haven't clear the plan,
but something will come to mind.

- Meanwhile, I'm calling my mom.
- What's your mother got to do with it?

Where are you going?

"AO"!

- What is it?
- Nothing, love, she's crazy.

- I'm packing.
- Me too, come in now I'm coming.

- Okay, I'll wait for you.
- I'm coming.

Mom, please,
you make me talk a second? I tell you...

You can't believe it, it's a species
of Hercules all tanned

with the tank top, the slippers.

I don't understand how it can ...

I swear to you out of anxiety
I didn't sleep there all night.

Anyway, do you know what I'm telling you?
Let's finish at another time, if you like.

Enough, hello, mom, hello.

I haven't slept either.

It's the sciroccata, it takes you in the head and ...

I'm sorry you're anxious
for this situation, but it's not that ...

What do you want to do?
(SYLLABLES___USE)

- Good morning.
- Hello.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Carlo, yesterday I didn't wish you well.

- Best wishes.
- (Carlo) Thank you very much.

This was made by Ida
with the prunes of the garden.

With rye bread it is his death.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Oh, my little star.

Good morning.

- "Goûte ça, c'est extraordinaire".
- (Olivia) I have a little acidity.

- (Ida) Pippi, do you want it too?
- Eh?

Centrifuge of celery and kiwi,
purifies and digests.

If it does digest yes,
there is a lot to digest here.

Honey, I remind you
which was very difficult for Carlo.

A minimum of sensitivity
would be welcome towards you.

- But it's a joke.
- Yes indeed.

Coffee?

- How are you going to do with the baby?
- With Diego? Diego is with us.

Also this topic,
since it creates further anxiety in Carlo,

I wouldn't touch it at all, am I wrong?

Can I talk to you?

Sorry.

Enjoy your meal.

Are they leaving?

If there are no other coup de théâtre
I would say yes.

- Peek?
- Yes, yes.

(INAUDIBLE ITEMS)

(INAUDIBLE VOICE)

(ADAM AND DIEGO GRIDANO)

The holiday promises to be remarkable.

(Indistinct voices)

Definitely.

This herb is fabulous, where did you get it?

My friend,
Gianlucone had nightmares.

He suffered from some sort
of paroxysmal tachycardia.

- No!
- (Penelope) How old are you?

- (Carolina) Seven.
- So I solved it.

- You already know if it's male or female.
- Yes, female.

Sashimi.

We call it Sashimi.

(Sandro) There is nothing here.

- But where?
- (Carolina) What are you doing?

- Well?
- I can't find the antenna, let me tell you where it is.

He doesn't know, he's not familiar with these things.

Sorry, give me a hand.

There is no antenna, there is no TV,
pisses in the garden.

(Carlo) To the ugly
let's go see her at the bar.

- If I don't see the game "scapoccio".
- You tell me?

- What are you doing up there? Get off, right?
- Where's Adam?

- Stay in the pool.
- Speak slowly!

(Carlo) They speak softly,
let's take an example!

- What is this stink?
- He's here, I have to put the cap back on.

- Sandro, come down!
- You have to speak slowly!

I'm coming down.

He is a rare fig, really.

Too bad you become my half brother.

It's not my type,
better the father, more "charming".

Because life is a beat of wings,
a fleeting breath.

You are born, you grow up, you live, you plan,

then when you least notice it
you are old and you die.

Don't tire yourself to reach
goals, it serves no purpose.

In life you have to do the least
possible,

so you enjoy it
and everything passes without responsibility.

Do you know what my motto is? "Slow".

- "Very slow".
- What are you doing? Throw this thing away.

Aren't you ashamed in front of the kids?
But tell me, you feel it stinks.

(Gianluca) "Very slow".

No, it is that there is this problem
of the game,

we are not so fans, however ...

I somewhere
I should have an old TV.

(Penelope) Come with me.

(together)

(Caressa, TV) Welcome to Juventus - Lazio
by Fabio Caressa.

(Bergomi, TV) And Beppe Bergomi.

(Caressa, TV) It's a game
obviously highly anticipated.

00:27:20,112
(together)

- Come on Lazio!
- "Gives"!

(Caressa, TV) The climate
is that of late summer.

You know if Carlo
had he ever had an affair with other men?

- Yes, I was wondering too.
- Yes indeed.

- No.
- (One way) No?

Not really, in fact surprising.

And you?

- I what?
- Lesbian experiences?

- No, but I'm from Neptune.
- More more?

- No.
- (Ida) Honey, experiment.

In the 60s we were all
of forest and riviera.

I mean?
- (Ida) Bisexuals.

We don't have to wear it
necessarily embarrassed.

(SHOUT)

They are passionate, huh?

Yes, well, Lazio at our house ...

- Laziali?
- Yes, yes.

It really is an institution.

"Mortacci them yours", whistle!

- (Caressa, TV) Deviated.
- (Carlo) Look.

(Caressa, TV) Final whistle.

- Yup!
- (Carlo) Come on!

(Diego) "Daje", we broke them!

(together) Yes!

It's over, we won, then.

- Come on Lazio!
- (Adam) Always!

Oh, I tell you something,
you have to leave the kids alone.

Don't be nice because you're not.

Now support Lazio too.

(Bergomi, TV) Lazio has shown
to be a great team.

(Diego) Don't pull me!

(Sandro) I won't show you anymore
the match!

(Adam) Me?

Love, you don't understand,
crazy things.

(Sandro) We find this again
well at the stadium.

00:29:01,718
- (Adam) Come on!
- (Sandro) Calm down!

They beat everyone in retreat,
free field.

But which free field?
Sandro is pissed off black.

I had also bought the bombs
that he likes so much.

- He always seems angry to me.
- This isn't working.

But I have to tell Diego
somehow, no?

- It's an absurd situation.
- Hey.

- Dodo, look me in the face.
- Eh.

Do you trust your dice?

It only takes some time
and everything is fine, believe me.

Bad that goes we send them all to 'fuck
and we go to the Maldives.

I'm kidding.

Don't worry, it's all right, come here.

- "Je t'aime".
- Get it over.

No, "je t'aime
même si tu es un gros relou. "

I do not understand.

A big pain in the ass.

I put Diego to bed and come back.

"Je reveng".

"Je t'adore".

"Attendeme".

How heavy the family is.

I've always supported it,
at least I must acknowledge this.

Said by someone who is getting married.

This is good.

But you see that you are capable
to be witty when you want?

Did you see?

Give me a whistle if someone comes,
because here they are scandalized by everything.

Look at that stuff.

I've been a few days
by boat from Joef.

Do you remember? Roberto.

Only there were also other guests,
you couldn't be naked, understand?

I had to put on his costume

and now I find myself with this
white pantyholes.

The sooner I take it off, the better.

What do you say, there will be one of those concoctions
what's your aunt doing?

Are you going to see it?

I go.

(ADAM AND DIEGO GRIDANO)

(Adam) Yes!

(Elodie) Diego!

(Diego) Adam!

What do you want, I'm stronger!

Come on, I have to tell you one thing.

- It was finished.
- It 'does not matter.

Do you know what I was thinking, Penny?

You remember it when we went
at the cinema together with you and me alone?

You were small.

Once you liked it
so much the movie

what do you ask me
if we could see it again.

Do you remember?

- "The little Mermaid".
- Just "The Little Mermaid".

Who knows why it occurred to me
this thing.

I had a great time that time.

Just enjoyed it.

(EXPLOSIONS)

(Toni) What is it?

- (Adam) Yes!
- (Diego) The phenomenon has arrived!

Ah, it's you!

But what is it, a surprise?
My birthday has passed.

What the fuck is going on? Oh, god, stop.

- Oh, God, I love.
- Do not look.

Sorry.

- Who is?
- (Adam) I got it!

- (Diego) "Daje"!
- (Sandro) I knew it!

- What are you doing?
- Nothing, I was sunbathing.

- What is your home? Come here.
- (Carolina) Adam.

Who gave it to you?

No, stop, stop,
children are not beaten!

- Shut up, you turn with the club out.
- You know what a scandal.

It is not a sufficient reason
to beat the kids.

- Calm down!
- Is it your home?

I'm not calm,
slapped him on the head.

It will be serious, right?

It is also serious that you go around
naked for the garden.

- Until proven otherwise we are at my house.
- You can't do it!

- It's not our fault!
- No, and whose is it?

You told us to play with things
in there and there were only these.

- She, who?
- (together) You!

But no, but imagine, no.
(EXPLOSION)

No, I told him to come down,
play with Elodie.

- Not with rockets.
- (Ida) Is there a party?

- No, Ida.
- Feel that perfume.

Everything is on fire!
Love, bring them upstairs!

- "Mortacci yours".
- Oh.

- Ida, is this marijuana?
- A very pure White Widow.

- Stop the nose of the children, take them away.
- Plug your nose. You are crazy.

- But you make us all arrested.
- It was for Gianlucone.

(CRY)

Oh, Sandro!

- He got me.
- Let me see.

- It takes potato peel.
- Yes, right.

Sorry, I burned my hand
with rockets, can something be done?

- If you could talk to a doctor.
- Shut up, please?

I'll talk to you. Is there a doctor?

- Tell me your surname, please?
- Yes, Petagna Sandro.

- You don't have to wait all day.
- He understood, "daje".

Let's keep calm,
now the doctor comes and the visit.

(Sandro) Sorry.

How it occurred to you
to turn off the rockets with your hands?

How did it come to my mind?
Did you see what you did?

- You're crazy.
- Everything was perfect!

What perfection! Have you seen my hand?

Have you seen my father naked?
They argued?

- Look at the positive side.
- But who wants to see your father naked?

Then next time
you want to do something you have to tell me.

Don't go it yourself, there are children.

- Do not get mad.
- I pissed yes.

- Do we have a goal?
- Yellow code, please.

Yellow? Ma'am, this is red.

Do little witty and sign, thank you.

- Come on, sign.
- Mashed potato?

Adam, don't hurt Elodie!

- What is this game?
- Fortnite.

But don't always stay
with your head in the game.

- All right.
- I told you a hundred times.

Look, but you'd like to
go to live in the center, in Rome?

I like our house.

What's that got to do with me, I like our house too,
but even the center is beautiful.

- Wait up. In conclusion?
- I still have to wait.

- Are you still like this?
- It hurts me dog.

Dad, I'm bored,
can we go to the stalls?

The stalls?

Yes, you can go to the stalls
with Toni.

(Diego) Yes!

- With who? With me?
- Eh.

- It doesn't seem like the case.
- It's a nice idea, why don't you go?

- There's King Kong, the calcinculo.
- (Diego) Indeed!

- Call the others.
- Adam, Elodie, come on!

While we wait, I'm here.

- Let's go to the stalls with Toni.
- Here we go.

- Please, don't make strange speeches.
- (Diego) Adam, hurry up!

- If you don't mind, I'd stay with you.
- No, imagine, I'm glad.

- (Sandro) This too.
- "Aò".

I'm sorry.

- Let me see your hand.
- It burns me to death.

- Petagna.
- Here.

- Please come with me.
- (Carlo) Thanks.

< "AO".

We are "to sbroccà" all, here.

At least you're here
that you try to make things work,

make the children play.

At least you can count on you.

This corridor reminds me
the first meeting with your father.

- Did you meet at the hospital?
- Of course?

We had to do biopsies
for polyps.

The comedians.

Both of them "learn fracichi",
I don't tell you how hypochondriac.

At home I hadn't said anything,
I was afraid to make them worry.

We attacked a two-hour blowjob.

In the end we went to eat together.

And how did it go?

That we felt
for 20 days straight.

- No, I say, the analyzes.
- Oh sorry.

All right, all fear.

But absolutely everything.

Who expected it?

I never thought of it
to a story with a man.

Is that for Toni

everything is so normal, everything simple.

We see that in the end
he showed it to me too.

I know that seeing you together you think:
"These two together? Boh."

Is that I never felt
as free as when I'm with Toni.

That looks at me

and sees me inside.

Has it ever happened to you?

(MUSIC)

It is there.

I find these looking at me.

- (Carlo) Oh.
- You did it! What did they say?

All right, a light burn,
ten days of bandaging and off you go.

- This is Carlo.
- Petagna Carlo, pleasure.

- Sandro, Penny, you know her.
- Hello.

Listen, kids?

- Eh?
- The children.

The children.

- (Carlo) Diego!
- (Sandro) Adam!

00:39:48,000
- (Carlo) Don't take it too.
- (Sandro) But what?

You didn't regulate yourself this time.

- (Sandro) Adam!
- (Toni) Quiet.

00:39:56,755
- (Carlo) How do I do it?
- Therefore?

- He doesn't answer.
- He doesn't answer.

- Let's go look over there.
- I'm coming.

If they knew all the times
that I lost you.

- Maybe it's those.
- (Carlo) Look a little!

(Sandro) Sorry.

- We missed them.
- No, now we look for them and find them.

- But where?
- We look for them and find them, listen to me.

(MOBILE PHONE)
Here it is.

Elodie.

- Where are you?
- Charles!

(Carlo) Oh.

- Here we go. They are on the beach.
- They went to see the stars.

- "Mortacci tua" and some stars!
- Come on.

- Come on, "daje", where's the beach?
- Leave him alone.

But for once you could be with Diego,
for once.

Let's go get them now.
Where is the beach?

Diego last night
you forgot it on the beach.

Here, in fact, I did not find it.

- I go to the pool, do you want to come with me?
- Wait a minute, dad.

- Okay, bye, aunt.
- (Ida) Hi.

(Gianluca) My friend, leave it alone.

How do you say?
"Minimum effort, maximum performance"?

Here the performance will never be,
there is time for you.

Meanwhile, I made him feel independent,
beautiful thing for a child at his age.

Watch your head.

He went to the beach,
made friends with older ones.

- Enough of this muzzle.
- Enough of these hands, there is Diego.

Diego, tell her to dad,
Did you have fun or not last night?

(Carlo) Tell the truth, though.

Yes, I had a lot of fun last night,
can I go to the pool now?

Go Go.

- "Beautiful".
- (Gianluca) Hey.

- (Carlo) What are you doing?
- (Ida) I portray him.

(Ida) You remember
when we first met?

(TIRING OF TIRES)

Mom.

Love!

- Come on, come on.
- I can not handle it anymore.

- (Juliet) Come on.
- (Gianluca) Are you done?

- (Ida) Done.
- (Gianluca) Finally.

There is a solution to everything.

To begin with, tonight
we invite them to the feast of the Giulivi.

Now there's mom,
after two days they collapse.

- Give me a smile, come on.
- (Toni) Giulietta.

But ... Juliet.

Can't you say anything else?
Are you calling Ronnie for luggage?

- There is, is on vacation, imagine.
- Think about it, then.

Yup.

(Juliet) And ... Hello.

- You are obviously Carlo.
- Petagna Carlo, pleasure.

Allowed.

I accepted everything,
you know well, Toni, everything,

for more than 30 years.

Honey, there is a good glass
of red wine? Thank you.

(Juliet) I'm sorry but it must be said.

You never even asked me
to marry you.

Not that I mind so much,
I would have said no.

But it is precisely the principle
of gender preference, you understand?

Yes, I understand perfectly.

Thank you.

Not that I wasn't aware
of your homosexual experiences,

for heaven's sake, who has ever been scandalized?

- But you, Toni, are you getting married?
- Yes, Giulietta, I'm getting married.

I didn't understand, sorry, what were you saying?

Also it seems to me that Carlo
is on his first experience, right?

- Yup.
- And is it safe, yes?

Of course it's safe, what questions do you ask?
Don't listen to her, look.

- (Olivia) "Coucou", Juliet.
- "Chèrie"!

- (Juliet) "Oh, cette coupe"!
- I do not understand what you say.

"Homosexual experiences",
in the sense, more than one?

(Juliet) You know what your father is like,
eclectic.

- No, I don't know.
- Come on, you all knew that.

You are a tank, huh.

- You knew it?
- Look Who's Talking!

Yes, the famous evening with David Bowie,
Mick Jagger and Andy Warhol.

- Do not even mention it.
- David Bowie?

No, go too far.

I am the only one in this family
not to know things?

(Juliet) Let's get there
to the point.

Toni, the legacy remains with the girls,
and I include Olivia obviously

which as you well know I have always considered
an integral part of the family.

None of that
that we built together

ends up in the cauldron
of this umpteenth of yours ...

Do we want to call it bullshit?
Okay, Toni?

Excuse me, Carlo, I don't have it in for you.
Do we talk about you?

You will also be in good faith,
But you understand that ...

Juliet, what the fuck.

What the fuck!
I mean, you're getting married and you don't even invite me.

Sorry, if I can, but what does it mean
"an integral part of the family"?

Sorry, dear, but in your opinion how is it possible

that Penelope and Olivia
were born a month later?

Aren't you two getting married?
Toni, don't you tell him your life?

Of course I'll tell you,
knows my life very well.

May I tell you something?

One moment, one thing,
sorry, come for a moment.

(Carlo) Except that I did
the figure of the jerk.

Let me check
that the meddler doesn't come.

Then it seems to you that such a thing
don't you tell me?

Okay, yes, she is my daughter,
not Juliet's but mine yes.

With this? I have to tell you
all the mothers of my children?

Like "all mothers"?

I mean, I don't have to tell you
all the women I've had.

See a little.

Then at some point
I had an extra daughter.

- Then you know that daughter.
- An extra daughter?

- Eh.
- How many times have you betrayed her?

- I do not know now.
- But how? I want to know it.

- Are you counting? Do you have to contract?
- Even if I shut up are you complaining?

- Where are you going, Dodo?
- (Carlo) Dodo "stocazzo"!

(Woman) What is Paris like?

(Juliet) Divine city,
but so much work.

00:46:14,871
- Look who's here, Giuseppe!
- (man) Toni!

Hello.

Dearest, how's it going?

Hello guys.

Everything was redone.

(Sandro) They are all strange.

- See how they are dressed.
- Watch this.

- Where should we go?
- I do not know? Over there?

Let's go over there. Come on, I love.

- Where is it?
- Let's go there.

- The one with the rice is there.
- It's sushi, I love.

- Is it sushi?
- Yup.

Ah.

How are the girls?

This week
incredibly both at home.

(Woman) How nice!

We never succeed
to have them all together.

The fact is that Toni has a talent
to create special occasions.

It's always a great romantic, isn't it?
Speaking of romance, he's Carlo.

- Ah yes, Carlo.
- Petagna Carlo, very happy.

Pleasure.

- Very happy.
- Hello.

- That's exactly what happened.
- So what do you do?

- I have a fish market.
- Ah, so fish.

Eh, well.

- I say no!
- And how does it work?

In the sense, where do you get these fish?

I used to fish by the banks,
now I don't go there often,

he mainly deals with it
my son Sandro.

Then I testify, huh.

We found you the next day
with the bottle in hand.

What are you saying?
Nobody can be trusted anymore.

Here, then I removed.

- Selective memory.
- I do not remember.

- All right.
- Selective memory.

Hello.

How are you? I find you well, beautiful dress.

- Do you allow me to lean on you?
- You are welcome.

Yes, yes.

- Here?
- Here.

How boring these holidays.

They also paraded me 1000 euros
for an unlikely cause.

- Really?
- Yup.

- "Putain, c'est son ex".
- I do not understand.

Her ex boyfriend, Brando.

You saw it last year
while kissing another

and had a panic crisis
in the middle of the beach.

- (Olivia) He was no longer breathing.
- How could he no longer breathe?

She wasn't breathing, she was convinced she was going to die.

- They took her to the hospital.
- Poor.

- (Carlo) How long have they been together?
- (Olivia) I would say four months.

(Carlo) Four months are not many.

(Olivia) It's the longest story
that he ever had.

Wait, I salute a friend.

(Olivia) Hi, honey, how are you?

(Carlo) Can I steal one from him?

- You are welcome.
- Sorry.

Hey.

Are you with an empty glass?
Take this.

- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

What's up?

What happens?

You're all ...

I told him I have one
that I left in Rome.

It's not true?

Eh?

But what's true?

But can you be more stupid?

Look, you were beautiful, you fool!

I was looking at you, you only see yourself.

It's true.

If that doesn't look at you, he'll go away
somewhere else, worse for him.

He also has a flat ass.

- What do you know about it?
- But what do I know, in fact.

But what should we put here?
There are not even chairs.

- But the chairs?
- Are we kidding?

(together) Good evening.

We are collecting donations,
it starts from 200 euros up.

For what?

For the extinction of the white coco bean.

Ah.

- Sure.
- Is it an animal?

No, and frankly I don't understand sarcasm.

Only a moment.

We at home are full of coco bean,
we always cook it.

- Everyday.
- It matters to us.

- You are rude.
- I? - (Man) You.

How dare you, I don't understand?

- I speak to him.
- (Sandro) Me?

- What is happening? Can you explain it to me?
- What do I care?

These two came and they have us
asked 200 euros for the coco bean.

- I don't understand, does that seem normal?
- Never mind.

- You're a peasant, you know?
- Don't go there too.

Sandro, please stay calm.

- Keep on.
- Search for Toni.

- Please.
- Insist?

- Sandro, please!
- But what?

- Calm down!
- Have you heard?

- (Carlo) How much is it?
- It starts from 200 euros.

200 euros.

- These I have.
- You give him the money?

- Thank you.
- (Sandro) What are you doing?

- Take your hands off me!
- Be good too!

- We sweat them.
- Shut up a minute.

- But what?
- It's really for the coco bean.

It is a particular bean
that only grows around here.

- They do it every year.
- What do you say?

- We're doing a shitty figure.
- We?

Not these "purciari"?
But then what do you care?

When you come to these places
you have to make the donation.

You have to make the donation, huh?

I imagine it
who told you you have to do it.

Give him the money, "sticazzi".

- Give them 400 to these "poracci".
- Toni is not found.

Better, let's go home.

- You go to work.
- Go, it's getting ridiculous.

Buy the chairs!

- Here you are, sorry, they are bland.
- Yup.

- Sorry.
- Nothing, let alone, thank you.

Tell Toni that we're gone.

When you find it.

(TIRING OF TIRES)

- (Sandro) "Aò".
- "Aò".

Still waiting?
It's 3 in the morning, go to sleep.

How come you don't sleep?

Why?
I haven't slept in four days, dad.

- Really?
- Really.

What are you doing, dad?

I don't recognize you anymore, but how is it?

What are we doing with these?

Don't you want to give it a chance?
So it is useless.

- To such a chance?
- Well?

How did you raise me? "Daje", on.

Let's go home, to make our life.

We were so well before.

All right.

- Where are you going?
- I'm going to piss.

Good morning.

Penny, you want to invite someone
at the wedding?

Oh, good morning.

Yesterday I never saw you again,
you left me alone.

- I haven't seen you either.
- You could have sent me a message, right?

Coffee?

Toni.

I am questioning everything
for you, the family, and are you ashamed?

What are you ashamed of?
I didn't think you were ashamed.

(Juliet) Good morning everyone, dear.

He does snobbish with his wife.

Juliet, it seems normal to you to come
to make a "pisciatina pe 'the territory"

and everyone pretends nothing?

You also have an ex-wife,
and we weren't even married.

Except that Ornella is dead,
and it takes some respect.

Do I have to be part of the harem?

The first wife, the second wife,
which would be me, David Bowie.

Let's get Olivia's mom,
so we do 3 in a row

For heaven's sake, it's unbearable.

Look, I organized this gathering
just for you, certainly not for me.

Since we are here with our families
all we do is fight.

No, it's since we started
to know us better.

Do me a favor,
all go to fuck.

What a temper, he argues very well!

I mean, I wasn't expecting that
but it goes right to the point, it is incisive.

You understand who he is, yes?

He has this nobility of mind.

(Toni) Then when he laughs
and dimples come he makes me die.

I have to forgive myself, he doesn't deserve it.

I stood in line for 15 minutes.

Then luckily they recognized me,

in the end I had to sign autographs
to the mayor and his wife, but I did.

Brava.

You did what?

Olivia witnesses us,
I told you, didn't I?

(Toni) Dodo!

No you didn't tell me.

"Daje", dad, give us the sausages.

Don't touch the stuff.

Come on, go to the table.

No! Go to the table,
don't shout, don't be rude.

- (Adam) Where do I go?
- (Carolina) One here and the other there.

Well?

Don't get mad for last night,
is in the roles, right?

But I appreciated a little while ago.

Very direct!

How come you said?

"Pisciatina de territory"!

Do I really need to talk to you, Giulie '?

Carlo, relax.

Also because I swear to you,
a little while ago I saw you, you were like this ...

You made me feel like a bitch.

It doesn't happen to me often.

(MUSIC FROM THE RADIO)

Can I see how you do it?

- Don't touch, you burn, you get dirty.
- I wanted to help.

We reconciled?

Here, bring the bruschetta and tomatoes
that they eat the table.

- Be careful.
- Yes Boss.

(Giulietta) Hot bruschetta!
Bruschettas for everyone!

"Daje".

- (Adam) Pass me the bruschetta.
- Oh, wait.

(Diego) I'll take this,
that you are too small.

- (Adam) Piccolo?
- I think there is no sparkling water, I love.

- (Adam) Mom, can you pass me the water?
- (Diego) I'll do it.

- I'm coming.
- (Diego) You have short arms.

What do you want?

It's all right,
we only have one problem.

They deposited the cards in the community.

- What do you have?
- I have? What should I have?

- I can't keep up with you anymore.
- Missing so much.

"So-so" what?

I don't like that she marries a man,

but I don't like it either
do things behind him.

Before I had a good relationship with him,

now we don't talk to each other anymore,
we are always pissed.

Even yesterday evening.

There was very bad, you know?

Then when I see it like this
I feel bad about triple,

why doesn't he deserve it, understand?

He is a good person,
it has nothing to do with this.

What have you got here, did you get dirty? Is it ketchup?

All right.

So here we are.

Olivia, I made the vegetables for you
put on one side that did not touch.

Thanks, because to me
corpses don't like.

Understood, but eat air.

- Aunt Ida, here is the white meat, right?
- Quite right, what attention.

- They were all like you, men.
- We would be ruined!

- This thing doesn't make me laugh.
- Instead, the more I think about it ...

Look at that in ancient Greece
homosexual love was the purest,

because it is not aimed at procreation.

Reproduction
it is only a deception of nature

in order to continue the species.

The rest is an encounter of souls.

Yes but leave me alone with these stories
because it is not the time.

Amo ', "accanna", no?

Diego, here's your steak.
If it is too big you divide it, okay?

Gianluca, red meat?

- I just hydrate myself today.
- Hydrate yourself.

- What perfumes! What do you suggest?
- Take whatever you want.

Sorry, don't you eat with us?

- I'm dirty, I'm sweaty, can't you see it?
- Imagine, sit up, come on.

- I'll make you look bad, right?
- What are you saying?

All right.

- (Carolina) Eat.
- Yup.

- (Ida) What part did he play?
- (Olivia) The depressed mother.

(SONG FROM THE RADIO:
"NO ROOTS" BY ALICE MERTON)

(Adam) Look at grandfather as he dances!

Ida, wonderfully rough!

Wonderfully.

- (Carlo) You are not capable.
- I'm able.

I tell you no.

I say yes.

(Diego) Dad, "daje"!

- (Adam) Let's dance!
- (Diego) "Daje", come on!

(Sandro) Don't drop your mother.

(Hum)

I adore! We are very strong!

"Daje", Sandro!

"Daje"!

(SONG: "NO ROOTS" BY ALICE MERTON)

(CRY)

"Daje"!

(INAUDIBLE ITEMS)

"AO"!

"AO"!

(SONG: "NO ROOTS" BY ALICE MERTON)

"AO".

Listen, start freshening up, huh?

You like Carlo, huh? No, I understand it.

Penny, those love each other.

They really love each other.

Yesterday Toni was hanging out
Carlo's clothes with clothespins,

with care, for good.

It took ten minutes.

Your father!

I don't understand why
you always put them all through.

Penny, leave him and me alone.

I managed my life
quite well thanks.

Love, he is your father.

You can't take another one,
you have to take it as it is.

You can't change it.

The sooner you understand it, the sooner you learn to grow.

There is no worse thing
to grow old without growing.

Tomorrow I have to leave, I have to be
in Paris for the "Vogue" event, okay?

"OK what? Leave me in this mess.

But what mess, Penny? Damn.

You understand that from all evil
you can bring out a good,

just believe it, frog?

No!

Leave me.

(Ida) You yes?

I know, aunt.

I mean, it's like this.

Let me see.

All right.

(Adam) Now go, I have to do one thing.

- If you jump in the water you call me, ok?
- Yup.

- (Adam) Grandfather.
- Oh.

- (Adam) Come here.
- What do you want?

Come here.

- I have a secret I can't tell you.
- Why can't you tell me? Tell me.

It's that you got engaged to Toni.

Ah, and who knows this secret?

Everyone, but you don't have to say it.

No, I don't say it, why do I have to say it?

Now go away.

- Eh?
- Get out.

- I understand, I'm leaving.
- Go.

- I go!
- You're still here.

(Carolina) Is it a fiction?

- No, it's theater.
- Molière.

- Ah, contemporary.
- No, a pure classic.

(Carlo) "Aò".

Well? How? Do you like it here?

- Do you like these new friends?
- Yes, they are nice.

If they are nice to you
why do you make this face Tell me.

I have nothing, dad, come on.

- Dad can tell you everything.
- What should I tell you if I have nothing?

Tell me if you have something,
if you have any problems.

- Is that...
- That?

I like one.

Ah.

- Well, she's cute.
- She's gorgeous.

- Are you nice too?
- But he's from Paris, he doesn't really look at me.

What does that have to do with anything,
even mica was from Neptune.

- Really?
- It was from Mostacciano.

And then now Elodie
you will see it more often, right?

Do you want to go live in the center with Toni,
true?

This then is one thing
that you and I decide together.

What about Toni? Do you like?

For me it is a "tajo".

Then if you like it ...

- Hello.
- "Aò".

- I can?
- Yes, yes.

You scared me.

I was thinking about life.

You know when you feel like being
in something that also has a term ...

In a certain set-up, right?
Then change and you won't find yourself there again.

Do you understand me?

It's the story of my life,

just that to us in the family
this thing happens all the time.

Continuously?

"Mortacci".

Think, my father did
back and forth with Paris.

One year he returns with a daughter,

of my age.

"Kill", how many has combined.

Too good you came out, you.

I'm kidding.

If it was like this all the time, I went crazy
I tell you the truth.

It can not be done.

What's up?

I think they get married.

What should I tell you?

It turns out that we also helped them,
look what I tell you.

Mamma Mia.

Mamma Mia.

I have a lot of confusion in my head,
I don't know what to do anymore.

I've always been one who good or bad
he knew what he wanted to do in his life.

Now no, I don't know what to do anymore.

No?

I'm confused, you can't understand how much.

I too, that is, I understand you.

"Aò", what the fuck are you doing?

- What the fuck am I doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Wait, don't go,
maybe we didn't understand each other.

What "we didn't understand each other"?

- (Carolina) What is this doing?
- Nothing, we were talking.

You broke me, did you understand?

I saw him always spinning around him.

- "Poraccia", leave her alone.
- "Poraccia"?

Don't defend her or I'm pissed at you too.

(Carolina) Don't be a friend,
are you kidding me?

- You're making a bid.
- I? And let's make it a place!

- What happens?
- Charles.

- (Sandro) Nothing.
- (Carlo) What is it?

This was kissing with Sandro.

Does this seem normal to you?
Tell me, does this seem normal to you?

They are all out of their minds.

- Which is?
- (Sandro) Calm down.

- Don't calm down!
- Take it easy!

Do you know how long Sandro and I have been together?
We are together from middle school.

(Carolina) Now you come and what do you want to do?

It's not enough to boycott
their wedding, mine too.

What the fuck are you saying?

- What he said?
- I do not understand.

You didn't think my husband
would you tell me things?

My husband tells me things, of course.

(Sandro) I love.

You are one of those who needs
to make others sick

to feel good about her.

We can talk about it
in another moment?

No, we can't talk about it
in another moment.

- Love, get it over.
- No.

You want to know
why are we all here?

To make you slaughter.

(Carolina) Just the only ones
it's not you two who slaughter each other.

- Sandro.
- What do you have?

- I do not feel well.
- What do you have?

Sorry I did not understand.

You wanted to boycott
our wedding?

No.

(Penelope) Not like that.

Yup.

But why, sorry?

Because you are one who must always do
the one with a great personality.

(Penelope) You are an egoriferito,
a carer.

A person to get noticed by you
must jump through hoops.

Then comes the first one that passes
and we are all for him.

"How is Carlo?", "Carlo is sensitive",
"Sposo Carlo", "The dimples of Carlo".

- Fuck you, and my dimples?
- Plan with words.

Leave it.

If you have to choose a witness
who do you choose?

- Choose Olivia.
- Sorry, of the two is the most disturbed.

Don't say this!

Disturbed? I am disturbed
why do i want a normal family?

Because I want a normal family

and not fagot father?

I did not think
that I was so dizzy.

(Toni) If this is so

because you wonder if I ask
Olivia to witness us?

- Don't say this!
- Yup!

At least I don't boycott my wedding
because I am myself and support me.

- Come on!
- It's the truth.

- I understand.
- Is that the truth?

- Do you know why Olivia supports you?
- Tell me.

He doesn't give a shit.
(THUNDER)

(Penelope) Am I wrong?
Do you care about anyone?

Do you care about these two?

No, I don't care, okay?
I learned to protect myself.

- Get smart too.
- Here's the truth.

Now it starts raining,
let's go to shelter.

(Carlo) You too.
(THUNDER)

- (Carlo) Come on.
- (Sandro) Plan.

I want to go back home.

(Carlo) Slowly, come on.

01:12:12,152
Let her rest, put her to bed.

Where are you going?

Sorry, go fix it, right?

- (Penelope) Where are you going?
- (Carlo) Come here, don't you?

"AO".

Oh.

- Let's go fix it.
- Do not touch me.

Touch you?

Let's go fix it, see what's going on?
Come with me, what are you doing down here?

Put your hood on, hey.

- I can not breath.
- Such as? Keep calm, try to breathe.

- My legs bend.
- No, hey!

- No.
- Oh.

- Oh!
- Oh.

Come with me, come on.

- Where are the keys?
- I'm dying!

- The car keys?
- Of the car?

- Inside.
- Inside the car.

Watch your head, put on your little legs.

Go, but close, otherwise it is worse.

I'll take you to the hospital,
you just have to think about breathing.

You have to breathe, understand? Deep breaths.

- Do this.
- Leave me alone.

Do this.

Come on, it stopped raining, we got ass.

- I open here so you breathe better.
- It's cold.

- Let me open.
- It's cold!

It doesn't matter, you have to breathe!
I got it? Breathe.

- Oh, go.
- I'm mortified.

But what do you care.

- I'm so ashamed.
- What are you ashamed of?

I had like a blackout,
what the fuck do I know.

One thinks he is open-headed
and then what the fuck the brain said ...

(SHOUT)
What's wrong with you?

- Stop!
- You must take it out on me!

- You're stupid? Stay still!
- You have to tell me: "Bitch!"

- What are you, good.
- Tell me I'm a bitch.

I don't want to tell you.

- I tried it with your son, you understand?
- Leave it.

And you save my life.

- Yes, indeed!
- So it goes.

Come on, breathe, please.

Brava, do you feel little better?

- A little bit.
- Come on, slowly better.

I wasn't mad at you.

- Ah?
- No.

I feel better when I'm away from him.

- That "fuck you" ...
- Do not say these things.

The "fuck you" was for him, not for you.

- Why?
- Why.

You don't know, how much stuff you don't know.

- Christmases alone.
- Christmases alone?

Christmas, birthdays,
because he has to do non-birthdays.

He has to drop me with his friends
the night at five, understand?

With the cock that came to pick me up,
came the next morning.

He comes and does, with that fucking face:
"Starlet, starlet."

- That face can not stand.
- The fucking face!

- You can't stand it.
- That's enough!

And then I always wanted with him,
what I've always wanted ...

You come and he looks at you.

He never looked at me,
never once in a lifetime.

He is a bit like that,
a little cross, a little delight.

It's up to him to know how to take it.

- I can not do it.
- Yes you can.

No, you have to pull over.

- Eh?
- Pull over, I feel bad.

Do you have to throw up? Wait up!

Don't throw up here,
pull over, wait a minute!

Come on come on come on.

I have to give you decent pajamas.

You can't look, can you?
And I don't know?

The last time I had
a panic attack

they made me a syringe of sedative.

I don't know how you did it
to let me pass.

I also had panic attacks.

When Ornella died
the earth ran away from under my feet.

Look, I know that Toni
it didn't make you feel the best.

But now you have to feel the best.

With your arms, understand?

Without breaking my cock
to the relationships of others, to yours.

Then if that
continues to break my balls

I give him a pizza and put it back.

I'm beginning to understand
because my father wants to marry you.

I don't understand why you want to marry him,
However...

Come here.

Come here.

The van?

Are they gone?

Let me go check it out.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Hey, where did you end up?

- Where is everyone?
- Ida and the others are sleeping.

I dozed off, I'm no longer used to it
to do the small hours.

Where are my parents?

Sandro left an hour ago.

- What about Diego?
- He brought it.

What can I tell you, we tried
but it's better this way, you know?

For us now this
it is the best solution to the problem.

- Is Diego a problem for you?
- No, it sounds bad.

- How do you want to make it sound good?
- Carlo, listen.

- We would like to stay in peace, right?
- Well?

Tell me how we could grow
a ten year old boy here.

Come on then.

Diego is definitely better
with Sandro and his cousin.

You don't like it because Diego
for you it is an accollo.

But what are we going to do?
Do we take it to the rides?

- We spoil him? Are we grandparents?
- I happen to be the father.

You talk talk but to your family
you said it by mistake.

You wouldn't even have said to Diego.

Why for me
to say such a thing is difficult.

I understand that it is difficult.

Penis, you were right.

Ah, see?

You made it.

No, you did it, it's your fault.

Don't hide behind a finger,

apologize to your daughter
for what you put her through.

For once in your life look around.

For once.

(GATE OPENING)

"AO".

- Go call me Diego.
- Yup.

I wanted to tell you the thing to blow up
the wedding did not go exactly like that.

- Then we'll talk.
- Yes, that's fine.

May I ask you something?

But who was mom to you?

Mom?

Mom I love her.

There is no day I don't think about it.

When I was suffocating,
because I didn't want to live anymore,

I met a person
with which I mean, deep down,

that made me feel good.

It happened that he is a man, because it happens.

This is what I don't understand,
how does such a thing happen?

- How do you do with Diego?
- I do as I did with you.

I teach him to show up
for what it is,

to be happy for others
when others are happy.

I don't know, dad, I'm going crazy.

I respect you, you know, because you are
my father and you will always be my father.

If I think about it it sucks.

If it sucks you
it's your problem, not mine.

But I think about what you and Carolina are doing
when are you alone? No.

If it sucks it's your problem,
not mine, do you understand?

Diego, come to dad.

- Hello.
- Hi Dad.

Hello sweetheart.

Here we go.

(Carlo) I'll make you pasta with sauce
tonight, happy?

(Diego) Okay.

(SONG: "COME HOME" OF THE MÅNESKIN)

Diego, come it's almost ready.

- I made you pasta with sauce, happy?
- Yup.

(SONG: "COME HOME" OF THE MÅNESKIN)

(SONG: "COME HOME" OF THE MÅNESKIN)

(Knocking)

Could I speak to the manageress?

- What are you doing here?
- It's very nice here.

I really like the choice
white and green.

- Congratulations.
- How did you find me?

I had never seen
so many brats all together.

Are not you scared
che si buttino dalla finestra?

Felt, Penny ...

"I am truly sorry for everything."

"I realize I hurt you a lot."

"If you give me a chance to leave
from now on I'll be there for you. "

"If you need
from a shoulder to cry, "

"someone to ask for advice,
or just a hug. "

"I'm your father, devil!"

No?

Ecco.

Mi stavo scusando con te, Penny,
per tutto, da quando sei una marmocchia.

In french mi sembrava
a po 'più delicato.

Io non sono io
the one who speaks French.

- Ah, no?
- Well no.

- That's Olivia.
- Oh, what an idiot.

- Cancel, I'll repeat it in Italian.
- No never mind.

It 'does not matter.

- You will be more and more cross.
- Eh?

Eh? No, one thing between me and Carlo.

- Ah, I understand.
- Our thing.

Why not...

Maybe you two could try again, right?

But now you, knowing me,

do you think I can ever believe it
to eternal love?

No, obviously, it's bullshit.

On the other hand, he is so pure inside
who really believes in it.

He believes it to such an extent
that now I believe it too.

- Here.
- We all believe it, look a little.

I can't find one like this anymore.

Look, I'm also moved, crazy stuff.

Oh.

I can't find one like this anymore.

Come on, come on.

That? Where are you going?

Come with me.

Giovanni, bring two chickens
to the lady who waits.

Come on, "daje".

(SANDRO WHISTLE)

It is beautiful here, classy but true.

Pope.

Look, he would like to talk to your father.

Eh, but it's not here.

And where?

- Do you really want to see him again?
- Sure.

I tell you,
if you make him suffer only once ...

Sandro, I swear to you and I torture you ...

I assure you it is serious,
it is incredibly serious.

- I can guarantee you.
- You will understand, we are on horseback.

- I don't understand, what did he say?
- I didn't say anything.

I take you there, because I can't take it anymore
to see him stay like this.

The dinghy is over here, come on.

- The dinghy?
- (Sandro) See you later, love.

I recommend.

- (Man) What do I do, do I close?
- Yup.

Hello.

"Daje", let's go.

Sorry, we can't be here
and wait for you to come back?

So he marries another.
Come back in three days!

You are really sure sure
is it on the high seas?

He went to a shoal where he went
when mum died, what do we do?

- Power.
- Let's go to this shoal.

Dad, come on.

Dodo.

I have never done anything
so romantic in my life, believe me.

I hate the sea, it scares me.

Instead I took today
this inflatable "sfaccimm"

with the waves that are there and everything

just to tell you that tomorrow
everything is still confirmed,

I haven't deleted anything,
I didn't make it.

What do we do, Dodo, do we not introduce ourselves?

Eh?

I say it is not beautiful
don't show up, right?

What do you think? Dodo, you who ...

- Ah!
- Calm down.

Little boy,
you take care not to mess too much.

My neighbors are
very susceptible to noise, understand?

Gaeta ', give him a hand.

(Man) What are they doing? Fags!

<"Anvedi", oh! What are they doing?

01:31:02,709
Why don't you fuck your own dick?

You have never seen two men
that they kiss? Go back to fishing!

Look at these.

(Man 2) Go home!

(Indistinct voices)

(SONG: "MY TYPE" OF SAINT MOTEL)

You have to say yes.

Yup.

"Daje"!

Don't cut it crooked!

I wanted to tell you
that I never expected to find

a dad I've always wanted
in the dad who married my dad.

(Penelope) I start over.

"Daje", what do we do? Let's go dancing?

(Carlo) "Daje"!

Charles!

- Ronnie, another bottle, "please"!
- (Juliet) Bubbles!

- I'm going to marry this one, eh!
- But please, I've already buried three.

(Toni) (What do you say, Ida?)

You don't, it hurts.

It has gone dark.

"AO"!

- Nice, huh?
- Watch that selfie!

Long live the newlyweds!

(INAUDIBLE ITEMS)

- Dodo, sing!
- I'm out of tune!