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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Cody, what's the problem?
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Got another one of those
nasty fur balls?
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[SCOFFS]
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Ah, no, I just got
this humongous cold.
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Well, why don't you
take some cold pills?
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No way. My body's a temple.
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[SCOFFS]
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I don't put anything in it
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that isn't completely healthy.
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Except for the occasional
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double king egg
chili cheese bacon burger.
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Cody...
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before some lonely goose
gets the wrong idea
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maybe you should go down
to the health food store.
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There's all kinds of
natural remedies you could take.
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Wow, great idea.
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[LAUGHING] Yeah.
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Doctor Dana Burger
comes through again.
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I really owe you for this one.
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I mean, anything you want
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you just say the word.
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I just want some
peace and quiet.
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Peace and quiet.
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Okay.
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Hey, you guys,
kitchen's off limits!
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Dana wants peace and quiet.
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I'll just stay right here
and make sure nobody bothers ya.
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[LAUGHS]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My Lord,
I think I found someone"
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♪ And no one would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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MAN:
♪ It will be better
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♪ The second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by Step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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Wait a minute, Frank.
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Don't put the mustard in there.
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Oh, honey,
I'm using your system.
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I'm putting everything away
according to food groups,
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and then, alphabetically
within the group.
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Well, I know.
But, I've decided to rethink
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my entire storage system.
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Because, I think, if it's
just a little, too neurotic.
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So, from now on, just...
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put everything
in the shelves alphabetically,
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and to heck
with the food groups.
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-Hey, Carol.
-Hi.
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Hey, dad, you know
how you're always telling me
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to get more involved at school?
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Well, today I signed up
for an after-school activity.
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Alright, that's wonderful.
What are you doing?
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I'm the crossbar monitor
at the girls' high jump pit.
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So, your job is to sit there
and look up girls' shorts?
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Pretty cool, huh, dad?
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Oh, I'm truly proud.
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I'm gonna go see if
Dana's camera has a macro zoom.
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[LAUGHS]
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This is the worst day
of my life.
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Why? What happened?
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I was completely humiliated
at school.
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Oh, did Al stuff you
in your locker again?
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Yeah,
but, that's not the problem.
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I just got my math test back.
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I'm slime.
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Mark, you got an A,
what's wrong with that?
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It's not an A plus.
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See? No happy face.
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Well, listen,
if that's what's bothering ya
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I'll draw you a happy face
and a little duck too.
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[LAUGHS]
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You guys just don't understand.
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I'm losing my edge.
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If this keeps up,
I won't be the valedictorian
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of the eighth grade.
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This has gotta stop.
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Is it just me or, is your son
wound a little tight?
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Yeah, you're right,
he's so compulsive.
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I don't know
how he got that way.
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No, Frank,
the peaches don't go in there.
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They go in
the L-M-N-O-P cabinet.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Om.
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Om.
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Om...
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♪ On the range
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♪ Where the deer and the...
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DANA: Karen, come here,
you got to see this.
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♪ Roam
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♪ Boom shaka-laka-laka
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♪ Boom shaka-laka-laka
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♪ Boom shaka-laka-laka
boom shaka-laka-laka ♪
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Uh, Cody?
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[CHUCKLES] Hey, Karen.
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You caught me at mid shaka-laka.
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[LAUGHS]
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-What are you doing?
-I'm curing my cold.
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Hey, Dana, thanks for sending me
over to that health food store.
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I got something that
totally changed my whole life.
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Check this out.
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"Healing your body
with your mind."
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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Everything I need
to stay healthy
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is right up here
in the old casaba.
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You bought this pamphlet
at the health food store?
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No way, I bought it
in the parking lot
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of the health food store.
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It was totally spiritual, dude.
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He was looking
for his shoes in the trash.
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He said that I could use
the powers of my mind
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to cure many of life's
every day ailments
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like your common cold, your flu.
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The heartbreak of psoriasis.
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Cody, did it ever occur to you
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that this guy
was just a nutcase?
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[SCOFFS] All I know is this.
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He did not have a cold.
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Coincidence?
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I think not.
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Om.
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Om.
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♪ MacDonald had a farm
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♪ E-I-E-I ♪
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Om.
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Oh, Frank, you're not trying
to get the Playboy channel
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for free again, are you?
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Now, why would I need
the Playboy channel
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when I have you?
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Alright, Frank, who is she?
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Oh, I see.
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-It's, uh, mood swing day.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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I guess I just had
a tough day at the beauty shop.
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I mean, what do you do with
a bald woman who's in denial?
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Anyway, what are you doing?
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Well, you know,
I've been thinking about
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how uptight Mark has been,
and I decided that he just needs
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a little entertainment
in his life.
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So, look,
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I bought him this.
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"Super Video Buster?"
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Gee, I don't know, Frank.
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You know, kids get so
caught up in these video games
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they forget to do
their homework.
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Honey, we're talking about Mark.
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He wanted to know
if we are gonna spend
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our next vacation
at the library of congress.
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Can you believe
this encyclopedia
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still calls the Apatosaurus
a brontosaurus?
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Is there no pride in
species identification
anymore?
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Mark, why don't you take
an itty-bitty break
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from brain-land, huh?
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And check this out.
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Frank, I appreciate the offer
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but, I'm just
not into video games.
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Oh, come on, Mark.
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Everybody's gotta kick back
every once in a while.
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Why don't you
just give it a try?
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Well, I have been curious about
this new 64-bit microprocessor.
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"Motherboard Magazine"
gave it a rave review.
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Well,
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I got a lot of video games
but, I thought first we'd try
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"Alien Warlords."
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Oh, Frank,
that sounds awfully violent.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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Wait till you see it.
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Hmm, high resolution graphics.
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Over a thousand pixels
per square inch.
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Very impressive.
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-Hey, I got one.
-Hey, hey, good shot.
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-Oh, I got another.
-Ha.
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Ha! I blew his
little alien head off.
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Oh! Wait till you get
to level two.
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When you shoot
the alien in the head
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his eyeballs explode.
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It's beautiful!
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Hi, Daddy. Hi, Carol.
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FRANK: Hey, pal,
how was school?
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Great! We made
Billy Jenkins laugh so hard,
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he blew chocolate milk
out of his nose.
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Don't get any
better than that.
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-Is Mark home?
-No, not yet.
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Good. Now, maybe someone
else can get a turn on
Video Buster.
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You know, Mark's been
playing with that thing
an awful lot this week,
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I'm getting kind of
concerned.
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Honey, give the kid a break.
He's just acting like a
normal child.
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Hi, guys. Bye, guys.
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Mark.
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No time to talk, I've got
a date with level eight.
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See? I told you,
he'd love that video game.
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Hey, guys.
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I had the best day
at school today.
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Did you stuff Mark
in his locker again?
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Well, yeah,
but, that's not the good part.
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Mark got a D on his math test.
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Mark got a D?
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[CHUCKLES]
Yeah. Can you believe it?
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Mr. Wizard crashed and burned.
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I gotta go tell J.T.
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Mark got a D?
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Oh, thanks a lot, Frank.
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Your stupid video games
are ruining my son.
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Well, now, honey, just relax.
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We'll go have a talk with Mark.
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I'm sure there's
a logical explanation.
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A video game does not
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drastically alter
a kid like Mark.
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Give me that joystick or, I'll
crush your head like a peanut.
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Mark.
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-Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
-Mark.
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-Give me that cable.
-Mark.
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-It's my game, I want it.
-Stop.
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I want that joystick.
Give me that joystick.
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I want that joystick,
give it here.
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Stop.
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I want it. I want it.
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-Let me at him.
-Mark, would you stop it?
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What is going on?
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He was trying
to take the game from me.
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Normally,
I'd just kick his butt.
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But, I think he's possessed.
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Brendan, we'd like
to speak to Mark alone, okay?
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Okay, but, don't turn
your back on him.
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Alright, Mark, sit down here.
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What is wrong with you?
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First, you're fighting
with Brendan, and what is this
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I hear about you getting
a D on your math test?
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Oh, is that out
on the street now?
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From now on, there will be
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no more video games
during the school week.
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-None?
-None!
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Your mother's right, Mark.
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This is serious.
257
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,054
You're starting to act like...
258
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,098
one of my kids.
259
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:54,017
Gee! I had no idea.
260
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,672
[SIGHS]
261
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:57,673
Guess I kinda got
carried away, huh?
262
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,848
Yes, I guess so.
263
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241
So, why don't you go upstairs
264
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,243
apologize to Brendan
and start your homework?
265
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,287
Good idea, mom.
266
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,203
Hey, Mark.
267
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,730
Do I still have to apologize?
268
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:22,698
[WHISPERING] Frank.
269
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:25,832
Frank.
270
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,705
-Frank!
-No, mommy, not the tap shoes.
271
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,536
Shh.
272
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,624
Listen...
273
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,628
[THUDDING]
274
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,108
-What is that?
-I don't know.
275
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,196
[THUDDING]
276
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,763
It's coming from downstairs.
277
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,851
Oh, my God.
278
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,417
Maybe it's a burglar.
279
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,419
Maybe he's strung out on drugs
and has a gun
280
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,986
and is ready to shoot
anything that moves.
281
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,771
Go check.
282
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,298
Oh, sure.
283
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,516
They want equal pay
284
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,040
but, I gotta take a bullet.
285
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,304
[SIGHS]
286
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,614
[SIGHS]
287
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:16,230
Frank, would you
just get downstairs?
288
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,274
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
289
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,675
-Go, go, go. Go.
-Okay, okay.
290
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,006
Mark?
291
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,094
What are you doing?
292
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,835
Trying to get to level ten.
293
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,880
It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
294
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,055
Good, then it
gives me four hours
295
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,579
until I gotta go to school.
296
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,320
Four and a half
if I go in my pajamas.
297
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,109
Mark, you turn that thing off
right now.
298
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,588
No way, I'm just about to win.
299
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:11,720
Mark, give me that.
300
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,722
Mark, you are out of control.
301
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,158
No, I'm not out of control.
302
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,899
You can't be
a master of the universe
303
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:17,944
if you're out of control.
304
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,867
Frank, plug that back in.
305
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,699
Okay, Captain Kirk.
306
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,093
-Hey! Hey!
-I'm beaming you back upstairs.
307
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,052
-Put me down.
-Don't force me to use
308
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,401
the Vulcan death grip.
309
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,750
MARK: Frank, I'm warning you.
310
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,317
I've read several books
on karate.
311
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,841
Hiyah! Yi-yah-yah!
312
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,587
[CLINKING]
313
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,114
[CLINKING]
314
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,039
Do you have to do that?
315
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,346
-Is it bothering you?
-Yes.
316
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,390
Then I have to do it.
317
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,179
Hey, hey.
318
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,228
Boy, nothing works up
your appetite
319
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,187
like a nice big day
of recreational welding.
320
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,625
Cody, what is that?
321
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:31,974
Oh, it's an ashtray.
322
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,934
You don't smoke.
323
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,326
Okay, then it's a paperweight.
324
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,849
[LAUGHS]
325
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764
You don't have a desk.
326
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:40,983
Then it's a '57 Chevy.
327
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,158
Who cares? It looks cool.
328
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,953
Guys, I'm in big trouble.
329
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,563
Look!
330
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,217
Whoa, a hickey.
331
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,740
[LAUGHS]
332
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,524
Mark of the "Love Jones."
333
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,048
[CODY LAUGHS]
334
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,919
Actually,
it's the mark of Steve Jones.
335
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,228
Whoa, that is some hickey.
336
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,099
What did you do?
Drag him around school all day?
337
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,060
This isn't funny, Dana.
338
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,670
If mom sees this,
she'll kill me.
339
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,411
What am I gonna do?
340
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,934
Here's a thought.
341
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,196
Don't let guys
suck on your neck.
342
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,200
You know, Karen,
swapping monkey bites
343
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,376
is no way to say "I love you."
344
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,291
But, there's no use crying over
spilled blood
345
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,729
So, the Codeman, with his powers
of psychic healing
346
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,384
is gonna help you
in your time of need.
347
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
Cody, you're not
gonna do one of your
348
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,040
"Hocus-Pocus, Let's All Focus"
numbers, are you?
349
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,696
Scoff if you will, non-believer.
350
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,786
But, I had a major cold.
I took no medication.
351
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,657
I just got plenty of rest
352
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,530
drank lots of fluid and used
only the powers of my mind.
353
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,880
And now a mere
seven to ten days later...
354
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,490
[SNAPS FINGERS] I am cured.
355
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,364
I'll try anything.
356
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,235
Go ahead, Cody, heal me.
357
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,063
Okay.
358
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,065
[EXHALES]
359
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,114
Hickey, hickey.
360
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,333
Heal hickey, heal hickey.
361
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,510
Hickey, hickey heal.
362
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,686
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
363
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,079
Boom shaka-laka-laka. Boom.
364
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,343
Well?
365
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,866
Boy, that sucker
must go straight to the bone.
366
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:22,954
[LAUGHS]
367
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,393
This calls for
emergency medical procedure
368
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,829
Free association.
369
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:30,875
Okay.
370
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,616
Hickey.
371
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,575
Ricky.
372
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:36,838
Ricky Nelson.
373
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,275
Ozzy Nelson.
374
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,060
Paul Nelson.
375
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:42,887
"Full House."
376
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,237
[GASPS] Little Michelle.
377
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,281
[LAUGHS]
378
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,460
[EXHALES]
379
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,635
Seashell.
380
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,637
Turtle shell.
381
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,726
Turtleneck.
382
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,554
[GASPS] Dude, that's it.
383
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,165
-What's it?
-Turtleneck.
384
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,775
Wear a turtleneck
till your hickey goes away.
385
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,516
[LAUGHS]
386
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,213
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, Cody, you're amazing.
387
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,562
[LAUGHS]
388
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:06,650
Alright.
389
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,175
Yeah.
390
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,220
Guess between the known
and the unknown,
391
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,526
lies the Codeman.
392
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,144
Now I know why "Hee Haw"
ran for 21 years.
393
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,026
I don't know
why you brought me here.
394
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,680
This is a complete
waste of time.
395
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,204
Oh, face it, Mark
396
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,640
you're addicted
to that video game
397
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,685
and we have to do
something about it.
398
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:44,210
Hi, you must be the Lamberts.
I'm Ed Wheeler.
399
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,255
Welcome
to Video Addicts Anonymous.
400
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,825
Hi, I'm Carol,
and this is my husband, Frank.
401
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,653
And this is
our little addict, Mark.
402
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,308
Nice to meet you, Mark.
403
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,831
You know,
this is a support group
404
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,702
to help people who are
video game addicts.
405
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,965
And I'm sure you do
terrific work.
406
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,532
But, the truth is, Ed..
407
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:03,577
May I call you Ed?
408
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,622
Sure.
409
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,363
I'm not a video game addict.
410
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,496
In fact, I've never even
played one until last week.
411
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,062
Well, he's right about that.
412
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,803
In fact, he wouldn't have
played one at all
413
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,240
if Frank hadn't brought
one home
414
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,937
to help him relax.
415
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,244
What are you saying?
Now this is all my fault, huh?
416
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,985
Well, you are the one
who got him hooked.
417
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,944
FRANK: Honey, I was just
trying to help him out.
418
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,251
I mean, he's got a mother who
alphabetizes canned goods, huh?
419
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,556
No wonder he's so compulsive.
420
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,864
Oh, so now it's my fault.
421
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:30,908
Well, honey, I'm telling you--
422
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,127
Ah, folks, folks.
423
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,521
We're here to help Mark.
424
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,870
But, there is a group
for troubled marriages
425
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,480
down the hall.
426
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,135
Oh! No, no, no, no.
We have a very healthy marriage.
427
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,571
There's just
this one little issue
428
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,094
which will be solved as soon as
429
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,967
my husband admits
that I am right.
430
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,490
[CHUCKLES]
431
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,535
We'll be down the hall.
432
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,973
Everything's gonna be okay.
433
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,496
You be a brave little boy
for mommy
434
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,455
and just remember
how much mommy loves you.
435
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,370
I love you so much, and this is
gonna be great for you, honey.
436
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,071
Is there any wonder I still
sleep with a night light?
437
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,467
Okay, everybody,
let's get started.
438
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,605
I'd like to introduce
a newcomer to the group.
439
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,346
Everyone, this is Mark.
440
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,956
ALL: Hi, Mark.
441
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,697
Hello. Friendly bunch.
442
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,224
Alright, who'd like to be
the first to share tonight?
443
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,487
Yes.
444
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,532
Hi, My name's Scott.
445
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,492
I'm a video game addict.
446
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,103
ALL: Hi, Scott.
447
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,583
It's been about three days
since I've...
448
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,107
You know...
449
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,500
played a video game.
450
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,110
[APPLAUDING]
451
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,287
It's been tough,
it's been real tough.
452
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,942
But, the good news is
453
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,639
I'm starting to get used to
the sunlight again.
454
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,467
[APPLAUDING]
455
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,166
So, Mark, would you
like to share a little
456
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,560
about your problem?
457
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,649
What problem?
I don't have a problem.
458
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:02,870
Mark, anything you say here
is confidential.
459
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,611
All we wanna do is help.
460
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,787
Listen, Ed, I don't
wanna seem ungrateful
461
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:10,094
but, I just don't need your help
because I don't have a problem.
462
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,705
Sounds like you're
in denial, Mark.
463
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,446
That's the first sign
of a video addict.
464
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,578
I am not in denial.
465
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,059
Oh, anger.
That's the second sign.
466
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,802
Listen, red...
467
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,631
I am not in denial,
I am not a video game addict,
468
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,328
and I am not angry.
469
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,461
You know, maybe Mark's right.
470
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,202
Maybe he's not addicted
to video games.
471
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,204
By the way, Mark, how's school?
472
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,250
Still getting straight As?
473
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,427
Well, there's been
a little setback, but, so what?
474
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,474
What about fights?
Been in any fights lately, Mark?
475
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,520
One slight altercation.
476
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,087
But, he deserved it.
477
00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:47,349
How are you sleeping?
478
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:48,959
Sleeping?
479
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,005
Yeah, hard to turn
that game off and go to bed?
480
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,398
It's none of your business.
481
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,964
Do you always have to get
to the next level?
482
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,139
Leave me alone.
483
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,532
Is it tough to go to sleep
484
00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:57,925
if you haven't got
the highest score?
485
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,536
But, I always have
the highest score!
486
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,886
I always get to the next level.
487
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,410
I'm the best.
488
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,977
I am
Mark "The Terminator" Foster.
489
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:09,850
And I'm...
490
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,289
I'm...
491
00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,774
It's okay, Mark,
we're your friends.
492
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:26,040
I'm Mark Foster.
I'm a video game addict.
493
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,389
[APPLAUDING]
494
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,359
Okay, Mark and I
are going to the mall.
495
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,578
Yeah, I'm looking
for a Halloween costume.
496
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,537
I'm thinking about
going as a computer nerd.
497
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,672
Good disguise.
498
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,762
Oh, poor baby, your cold's
really bad, isn't it?
499
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:55,548
Yes, it's the worst one
I've ever had in my life
500
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,201
and none of this medication
is helping.
501
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:58,725
I'm so miserable.
502
00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,380
Well, just drink this tea
and take it easy, hmm?
503
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,859
-Bye-bye, honey.
-Bye, mom.
504
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:03,904
Get better.
505
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,777
[COUGHS]
506
00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:17,091
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
507
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,788
Boom shaka-laka-laka.
Boom shaka...
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