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Mr. Mackey:♪ It's the holiday season
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♪ With the whoop-de-doand hickory dock ♪
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♪ And don't forgetto hang up your sock ♪
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♪ 'Cause just exactlyat 12:00 ♪
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♪ He'll be coming downthe chimney, down ♪
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♪ Mkaaay
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Alright, everyone, arewe enjoying the festivities?!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, it's time fora very special guest now.
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Here he is -- Santa!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Together: Santa!
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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This is the seasonfor joy and giving.
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But let's also not forget that,unfortunately,
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it's the season for accidentscaused by drunk driving.
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[ Cheering stops ]
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Did you know that the holidaysare when the most DUIs
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and drinking-relatedaccidents occur?
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This is likethat little Greta girl
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with the global warning.
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Buzz-kill!
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[ Crowd booing ]Please, be sure to celebrate
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the season responsibly.
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Because last holiday sea--[ Booing grows louder ]
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The -- The most drunk-drivingaccidents than ever be--
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We're trying to have funhere, Santa!
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Okay, okay. Come on.[ Booing continues ]
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All Santa is saying
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is that drinking and drivingduring the holidays --
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Okay, thank you, Santa.
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That was wonderfuland informative.
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Thank you for coming,everyone.
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We hopeyou and your loved ones
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enjoy all your favoriteholiday traditions!
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Yeah!Let's drive!
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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[ "Kay Thompson's Jingle Bells"by Andy Williams playing ]
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♪ Bring out your bells,your Christmas bells ♪
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♪ Come on, we're going fora sleigh ride ♪
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{\an1}♪ Christmas time is here again
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♪ Come on, we're going fora sleigh ride ♪[ Tires screech ]
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Man: I know, Ned!
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{\an1}♪ To spread the cheer again
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♪ From the top of the chimneyto the top of the wall ♪
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♪ Dash away, dash away,dash away, all ♪
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,jingle all the way ♪
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{\an1}♪ Oh, what fun it is to ridein a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,jingle all the way ♪
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[ Tires screech, bang ]
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Mornin', Jim.Mornin', Kate.
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Mornin', Stotch.
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We really tied one onlast night, huh?
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Happy Holidays.
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What the hell'sgoing on?
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We -- We don't know!
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Hey, guys.
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The [bleep] is this?
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{\an8}Jimbo: There's like a... chainblocking the liquor aisle.
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Uh, maybe we can justgo around to the other side.
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Come on!
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What the hell?
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I dunno, there'ssome kind of blockage
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in front ofthe booze section.
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But this isridiculous.
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Manager!Manager!
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Can I help you?
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Manager, there'sa chain and sign
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blocking our wayinto the liquor aisle.
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Yes. We can't sell liquorduring the holidays.
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Somebody got a newcounty ordinance passed.
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What?Who has that kind of power?
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It's Christmas, damn it!What are we supposed to drink?!
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You gotta just drinkwhat you have at your house.
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[ Scoffs ]We drank it all
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before driving tothe tree-lighting ceremony!
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All: Yeah!
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!Wait! Hold on!
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Sorry, everyone.I've been shut downuntil the new year.
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No!Not you, too!
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You must have somethingyou can give us.
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All I've got is this littlebottle of peppermint schnapps,
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and it's barely enoughfor my drive home.
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I've got family coming over --from out of town!
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You can't expect meto be sober!
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Skeeter!Thank God you're still open.
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Gimme a Cabernet, huh?
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And a couple bottlesto take home.
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I got lemonade, soft drinks,and teas.
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That's all I can selluntil January 2nd.
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Son ofa bitch!
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This can'tbe happening.
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Hey, come on, guys.
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{\an1}It's still Christmas, and wehave to make the best of it.
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How about we alldrive around a little?
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Oh, what's the point,Jimbo?!
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What's the pointof driving now?
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♪ Silent night
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♪ Holy night
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♪ All is calm
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♪ All is brightNobody's out shopping.
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The town is dead.
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Our economy dependson the holidays.
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We don't know who passedthe ordinance, Mayor, but...
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well, the people justfeel let down.
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There's onlyone thing we can do.
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We're going to have toask an old friend for help.
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And hope thathe somehow forgives us.
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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Hello, Mayor, everybody.
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What are you doing here?
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Mr. Marsh,South Park needs you.
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For what?
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Everyone'sdown in the dumps.
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Nobody's buying presentsor going to holiday events.
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People -- they needsome holiday spirit.
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We think thata little weed
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might put everyonein a better mood.
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Guys,my season is over.
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Tegridy Farms' season endedweeks ago.
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We understand,but couldn't you do,
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like,a limited-edition run
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just to get peoplethrough the holidays?
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You want me to doa Christmas special?
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Yes!South Park needs Tegridy Farms.
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We all do, Randy!
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But, guys,look behind you.
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The crops are dead.
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How am I supposed to sell weedto people now?
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I'll tell you how.
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Because you'reRandy Marsh.
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And there's one thing you havethat nobody else does --
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tegridy.
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Tegridy.
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You're -- You'renot gonna let
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a little cold weatherstand in your way.
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Tegridy Farms isabout community.
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And communityis what matters.
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That's Tegridy.That's tegridy weed.
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Well, you're rightabout that.
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Lemme call my marijuanascience specialist,
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and I'll seewhat I can do.
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Thank you, Marsh.And God bless Tegridy Farms.
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Look, I'm sorry, Randy,
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but marijuana simply doesn'tgrow in the cold.
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So we usethe greenhouse.
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There's gotta be a wayto make a Christmas special.
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It's whateveryone wants.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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How about we repackagesome of the surplus?
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We still have lotsof leftover Mexican Joker.
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That's 'cause people didn'treally like Mexican Joker.
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I'm not gonna just repackage it.That's not special.
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Okay, so, how aboutwe combine
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what's leftof the Mexican Joker
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with someof the Season Finale?
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Agh!
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What's wrong?
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It's just...
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it needssomething else.
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Just mixing old product togetherand naming it something new --
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that's not special,and it's not Tegridy.
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It's just not Tegridy.
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[ Sighs ]
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It's gonna beyour birthday soon, Jesus.
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I wanna make somethingas special as you are.
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{\an1}I just need the right idea.
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[ Wind blowing ]
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[ Wind continues ]
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{\an7}♪ I'll have a blue Christmas
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{\an8}I hate the holidays.
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{\an8}Come on, Token, let's wrap it upand get out of here!
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{\an8}♪ I'll be so blue
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Dude, our parents seemreally bummed out.
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Yeah, it's likesomeone came and took
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all theirChristmas spirits.
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This isn't good,you guys.
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You know what it meanswhen our parents haveno Christmas spirit?
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Shitty presents.
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We're screwed,you guys.
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They just gotta get theirChristmas spirits back!
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They just gotta!
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{\an1}[ Engine revving, horn honking ]
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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{\an1}[ Revving, honking continues ]
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Look!
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Well, howdy there,folks.
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Randy?
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Heard you were alla little down
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and might needa boost.
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So I thought I'd bring yousome Christmas Snow.
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[ Excited indistinctconversations ]
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Whoa, whoa.There's enough for everybody.
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Oh, wow,this smells great!
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Hey, what's this white stuffon the top?
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Just a little something extrafor a special kick.
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Well, what are we waiting for,everyone?!
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Let's do some driving![ Crowd cheers ]
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♪ Bring out your bells,your Christmas bells ♪
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♪ Come on, we're going fora sleigh ride ♪
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{\an1}♪ Christmas time is here again
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♪ Come on, we're going for[ Cheering ]
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{\an8}Now back to the "Tegridy FarmsChristmas Special!"
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[ Bang on door ]
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Oh, hi, Mayor.
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We need to talk,Marsh.
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What's going on?
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Are people not likingthe Christmas special so far?
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Oh, people lovethe Christmas special.
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So... Marsh.
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What exactly is inthis Christmas Snow?
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Okay, okay, look,you busted us.
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It's a mix of differentstrains of marijuana
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we had left overfrom last season.
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I know, it's wrong.
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No, no, no, what is the whitestuff on the marijuana?
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Oh, that?That's cocaine.
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What?!
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Yeah, I got the ideapraying to Christ.
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You know,powder, snow.
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It's what gives theChristmas special its kick.
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Getting enough cocainewas the tricky part,
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so we startedgrowing our own.
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Turns out the coca plant is evenhardier than marijuana plant.
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It can grow evenwhen we're out of season.
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What is wrongwith you?!
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We can't have you sellingthis stuff in town!
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Cocaine is illegal!
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It is?
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Jesus Christ, you can'tjust give people cokewithout them knowing!
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We could all goto prison!
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Hey, hey,it's not a big deal.
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I've beenthrough this before.
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Hang on,I'll handle it.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Legalize it!
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Legalize it!
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Okay, cocaine's totallylegal now.
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It -- It is?
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Yeah. Legal in seven states,including this one.
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Other states aresoon to follow.
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I told you --it's 2019, dawg.
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I'm sorry, Santa.
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I just can't think of anythingI want this year.
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I guess maybe now I'm losingmy Christmas spirit.
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Well, how about a littleBaby Yoda doll?
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Nah. "Mandalorian" was greatthe first few episodes,
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but it's reallyfallen apart lately.
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Crashing ]
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What on Earth?
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Merry Christmas.
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What the? How are peoplestill drinking and driving?
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Oh, they aren'tdrunk, Santa.
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Everyone's justenjoying this.
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Tegridy FarmsChristmas snow.
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It's organic, locally grown,and available now.
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-It's great, Santa!-Oh, you got to try it, Santa!
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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Marijuana?!This isn't what Santa meant!
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I got rid of liquor,
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and now you assholes areall just getting high?!
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God [bleep] damn it!
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Santa will just seeabout this!
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Our Christmas specialis so amazing.
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{\an1}I don't know how we're gonnakeep up with all the demand.
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I know. I know. I can'tprint labels fast enough.
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We need to getmore help.
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We're never gonna get enoughdone in time.
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Hey, Shelley! Hey, Shelley!Hey, Shelley!
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What?!
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Hey, Shelley,can you help us make labels
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{\an1}for the Christmas special?!
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No! I'M not helping youwith your stupid blow!
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Oh, great. My daughter hada marijuana problem,
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and now she hasa problem with cocaine.
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[ Pounding ]
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Ah, must bemore customers.
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What the hell is this?
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New ordinance has been passedby the county.
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No Marijuana salestill after the holidays.
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Hey.[Bleep] you.
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Who has that kindof power?
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Look, I just dowhat I'm told, man.
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Happy Holidays.
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Hey, but...You can't do this!
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They just shut downour business.
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What are youtalking about?
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We can't sell marijuanaduring the holidays.
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What are we gonna do?
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We can't give upon the Christmas special.
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People need it.
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I think I know a wayaround this.
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[ Acoustic guitar plays ]
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Announcer: There's somethin'about the holiday season.
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Folks seem a little nicer,The days a little more special.
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And sometimes, we all needa little pick me up,
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but without anyadded ingredients.
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Introducing Marijuana-FreeChristmas Snow
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from Tegridy farms.
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{\an1}All the festive snow you lovewithout that pesky marijuana.
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Because there's nothin' likea warm fire,
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some holiday presents,
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and a littleRocky Mountain Cocaine.
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During Christmas, don't you wantyour cocaine to be organic,
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pure, and locally grown?
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Cocaine that's grown locallyhas never been smuggled,
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so the only ass it's gonnabe up is yours.
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Marijuana-FreeChristmas Snow,
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now availablefrom Tegridy Farms.
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It's cocainethat's farm-to-nostril.
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{\an1}[ People shouting erratically ]
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Boy, people sure do havethe holiday spirit now.
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Yeah.What the hell happened?
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It's weird, though.
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My parents have a lotof holiday spirit,
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but they sleep until about3:00 in the afternoon every day.
321
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Yeah. Last night, my mom hada ton of holiday spirit,and then, passed out.
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She hasn't gone outto buy me any presents.
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Butters, your momhas so much holiday spirit
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that she's riding an ATVwith her tits out.
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Christmas! Whoo!
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{\an1}Yeah, that's a little too muchholiday spirit, if you ask me.
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There you are, ma'am.
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There you are, sir.
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This is amazing,Towelie.
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Tegridy Farms is finallygoing to make all the money
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I ever dreamed of.
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What the Sam hellis going on here?
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{\an1}[ All talking indistinctly ]
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Marijuana-FreeChristmas snow?
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You people realize thattomorrow is Christmas Eve!?
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And it's gonna bethe best Christmas ever!
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Screaming, crashing ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Happy holidays!Whoo!
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Santa to base.Come in.
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Underpants Gnome:This is base. Go ahead, Santa.
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Sleigh is too loaded downto fly.
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Gonna have totake the roads
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until I find a placeto dump all this blow.
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[ Engine whirring ]
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Hold on tight, Towelie.We have to save Christmas.
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Oh, shit!
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[ Yells ]
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{\an9}♪♪
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The hell...?
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Linda!
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Did you do all myMarijuana-Free Christmas Snow?
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I was just gonna ask youthe same thing.
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What are youtalking about?
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Mine's all gone.You had another benderlast night, didn't you?
357
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No!Clearly, you did!
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[ Knocking ]
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Thomas, we were just wonderingif we could borrow
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a little Christmas Snow?
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You can't findyours, either?
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My wife's been searchingall morning.
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The trash. We must havethrown it in the trash.
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It has to behere somewhere.
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[ Indistinct murmuring ]
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Alright listen,somebody obviously took
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everyone else's snow,and it's not cool!
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Come on!It's Christmas!
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Somebody has to have a little.I feel like total shit.
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It's gone, mkay!
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Just face it!It's all gone!
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Santa:This is Santa.
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The sleigh stillisn't functional.
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Got some of it repaired,but I don't think
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I'm gonna make it backin time for Christmas.
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Hey, Santa?
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We need to talk.
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Stay back,mother[bleep]
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Santa,you don't understand.
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Oh, Santaunderstands plenty.
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You assholes drink and drive,and you think marijuana
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is somehow different,and go driving around on that,
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And then,you go and make this shit.
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Santa,that's not just cocaine.
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It's Tegridy cocaine.
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[ Acoustic guitar plays ]
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Oh, don't give Santa that.Coke is coke.
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That's not true.
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This cocaine is grown locally,by local people.
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Please, just try it.
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Santa's done coke before.Santa knows what --
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Please.
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{\an9}♪♪
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It's cocaine --just like every other cocaine
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Santa's ever tried.
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You people really thinkthat the holidays --
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okay, yeah,that's pretty good.
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But it doesn't matter.
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Because Christmas is a...
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Wow, that isreally clean.
401
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Right?
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It's, like, not speedy at all.It's really mellow.
403
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Honestly, I didn't know cocainecould be this pure.
404
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Wow.
405
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Because it's grown here,on a farm.
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It's not cut with any nastychemicals or harmful impurities.
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No, you can tellit's really clean.
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Santa like-y.
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{\an1}Maybe I have been a little tooold-fashioned in my thinking.
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Jesus: I can't believewhat I am hearing!
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Oh, Jesus.
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I have heard your prayers,Marsh, and I have been watching.
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You want people to thinkthat homegrown cocaine
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is the sameas legalizing marijuana?
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Jesus, you reallygot to try it.
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No!
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You cut outthe middle men.
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Nobody dies in South America.Nobody dies from impurities.
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Please, Jesus.
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Okay. I get it.It's really clean.
421
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It's...Yeah...
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It's a good high.
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It's [bleep] pure.
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It's Tegridy.
425
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Well,. maybe we all DO needa little Tegridy
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at Christmastime.
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What are you doing, Jesus?
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I think it's time fora little Christmas miracle.
429
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Hey.
430
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Hey!Hey, everybody!
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Try to catch someon your tongue.
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It's fun.
433
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{\an1}Does this mean you all havethe Christmas spirit again!
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You're darn tootin',we do.
435
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[ Talking, cheering ]
436
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Hey, guys. I'm so happymy Christmas Specialturned out okay.
437
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It's more than okay.
438
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Tegridy cocaine is smooth,and has a great finish.
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I'll bet when cokebecomes legal soon,
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everyone will wantTegridy cocaine.
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Well only one thingleft to do now, gang.
442
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Let's go driving!
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[ Cheering ]
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Announcer: All-naturalTegridy cocaine,
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endorsed and approvedby Santa Claus.
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Available soonat a store near you.
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{\an9}♪♪
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{\an9}♪♪
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{\an9}♪♪
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