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Get the truck in!
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Damn it!I said pull your men back.
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I don't want any more casualties.
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Get that news crew
behind the line!
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- Sir!
- I got men down. I got rumors flying.
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What the hell's
going on down here?
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We tried the urban assault tank.
SWAT tried the roof.
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The guys in there are pros,
and, sir?
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- They say they've got a nuke.
- Jesus!
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And I'm up for reelection.
What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry. We've called in
some pros of our own.
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Who the hell are those people?
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- Sheriff's department.
- The Reno Sheriff's Department-
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the finest team of
law enforcement officers ever assembled.
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But where the hell's
your commanding officer?
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Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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All right, talk to me, people.
What do we got?
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Thirty-five civilians on the 40th floor.
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Twenty-two Chechnyan separatists,
heavily armed.
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They say they got a nuke,
and I don't think they're just whistling "Dixie."
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All right, people,here's how this is gonna go down.
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Jones, Garcia,
head into the sewer system...
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breach the perimeter of that building
and get that nuke...
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- before they flamb� half of Washoe County.
- You got it, sir.
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Kimball, Johnson,
take up sniper positions, so and so.
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- Got it.
- Junior, I want you to shave Miss Acapulco...
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- and shave her good.
- All over it, sir!
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Wait, hold on, man. How come Juniorgets to shave Miss Acapulco...
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and I got to go down
in the sewers?
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Why does he have to shave anybody?
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Oh, wow.
I just had the weirdest dream.
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- You know you're driving, right?
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Huh.
Nobody in it.
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- Is somebody gonna get that?
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Damn it!
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My favorite thingabout being a cop-
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I love it when that perp
get all scared of you.
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You draw down on 'em.
They get all scared.
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"Oh, she about to kill me.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me."
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I love that.
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I became a cop because...
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my doctors thought it
would be a good idea...
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for me to get out of the house.
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I feel like I bring a real, uh,
joie de vivre to law enforcement.
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For example, my uniform, uh-
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I don't wear the regulation uniform. I-
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I wear these, uh, shorts.
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And I actually had to lobby the sheriff's
department to get to wear these.
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Uh, but my argument was,
hey, I'm out there on the streets.
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I gotta be able to move
like a cheetah, you know.
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A law enforcement cheetah.
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Let's go! Let's go!
Let's move! Move! Move!
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We got ourselves a 8-14
armed person on a roof.
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I'll tell you right now,
this is it. This is go time.
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This is what working for
the Reno Sheriff's Department is all about.
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Let's do it, people. Move!
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- We got a situation here, Dangle.
- We got a chicken.
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- What?
- Chicken situation.
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- That's not an 8-14!
- We got it-We got it wrong.
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- Who called in the 8-14?
- I did.
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- Just chase him into the jacket, and I'll carry him.
- What's an 8-14?
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- Armed person on a roof.
- Well-
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- I thought a 8-14 was arson.
- No, armed person on a roof.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Stop, chicken! Stop!
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- Ah, shit!
- Look out!
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I got it. I got him.
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- Oh, shit.
- Whoa!
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Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
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Chicken!
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- No, no!
- I'm just knocking him out, that's all.
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- Maybe he'll hold still. We can beat him to death.
- Ready?
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Ow! Shit! Whoa!
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Can we all shoot
at the same time?
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You point and you shoot.
Goddamn.
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- Let's shoot at the same time?
- Shoot at the same time.
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Okay. That's the only thing that
sort of makes sense.
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- One.
- No, I got Dangle's gun. Mine's out too.
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- Is yours out?
- Two-And then that way, we-
we'll never know who did it.
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Don't start a count
and then stop.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, it's like a execution. Nice.
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One-
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- Sorry. My bad.
- What the fuck?
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One, two-
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- What? I didn't know-
- Okay, on-
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- Okay, on-
- Ah!
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- What?
- I'm out.
- Am I out?
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Oh, I wasn't out. Sorry.
I thought I was out!
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- They fit that little midget guy.
- Aw, he's shittin'.
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- Should I call the newspaper and
have 'em come take our picture?
- No!
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You do one on both legs.
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I have applied, uh...
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nine times...
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to the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
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Um, I'll tell you this in-
in, uh, the utmost secrecy.
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I-I just don't think I can
do it in this town anymore.
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You know, Reno's really a lot
like Mayberry on the TV...
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except that everybody's on crystal meth
and prostitution's legal.
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Fuck you!
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- Ah, morning, gang.
- Morning.
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So, the trustees were
up in the ducts all weekend...
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and there should not be...
too many more squirrels up in there.
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So that sound that we were all hearing
should, uh- should be gone.
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I hear it.
No.
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- I knew they didn't get all of 'em.
- Want me to get it, Jim?
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No more shooting in here.
Have we not been over that?
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- Yes. No, we have.
- We don't shoot in here ever, right?
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When do we shoot?When is it okay to shoot in the building?
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Never.
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- Hey!
- Hmm?
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Guess what, guys?We... have... been invited...
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to the American Police
Convention in Miami Beach!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Is this a joke?
- What?
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- Three days of fun in the sun.
- Why did they invite us?
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They invited us this year...
because...
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they invited everybody.
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- I'll take it.
- So they had to invite us by default. Yes!
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Group hugs. Group hugs.
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- I'm gonna pass out.
- We get to stay in a hotel and everything?
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- Yeah.
- We do get to fly first class, right?
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Come on.
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Flyin' in style!
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We, um-
We are not flying-
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I'm pooping.
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Aah!
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- Oh, Christ, I was dreaming.
- Why was your hand on my dick?
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I was dreaming that I was driving,
uh, in the Indy 500.
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Oh, God! Oh!
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- Can we go look at the guns?
- Yes, go look at the guns.
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I'm gonna get our passes.
Let's all regroup here in 90 seconds.
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Oh, my God.
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That's the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
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Sheriff Wagner.
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- Wrong bar, buddy.
- No, no, s- No, sir. Uh, I apologize.
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I'm in my, uh, civilian rig.
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- You probably remember me from your-
- Name?
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Dangle. Lieutenant, uh, uh, Jim-
uh, James Ron Dangle.
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Uh, I sent you my r�sum� and-and some stats
and a couple of letters of recommendation.
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- Yeah.
- And, um, about eight or maybe
even nine times actually.
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- There were nine.
- Yeah. And you didn't get 'em, I guess.
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We got 'em.
Uh, we pass 'em around.
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We have a pretty good laugh.
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I didn't believe you were real.
Here he is, guys.
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This Dangle thing, I swear to gosh-
We thought it was a joke.
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- I haven't seen one thing-
- Mm-hmm.
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- In your file-
- Sure.
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That would indicate...
our want of you.
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So, thanks.
No, thanks.
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- I'd love to change your mind on that.
- No, thanks.
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Just want to press the- Okay.
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Hi. Yeah, could you step away
from the helicopter, please?
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Yeah, ma'am, I was just
explaining how I used to fly these...
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- during the Marine Corps back in '82, '85.
- Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
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Is there someone above you?
You, can I talk to you?
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- There's, um- Is there yelling?
- Who are you?
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Hi, I'm, uh, Deputy Assistant
Mayor Jeff Spoder.
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- And you're-
- Hi. Lieutenant Jim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
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- Lieutenant Jim Dangle,
Reno Sheriff's Department.
- Is his name in the system?
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I did it several times.
He is not in the system.
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- Trudy did the reservations, right?
- I will do it again.
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- You did a name and city search?
- Or not.
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- There's no Reno.
- There is a Reno.
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- I am aware that there's a Reno.
- We have an airport.
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- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Get him!
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- Here we go.
- Go and do it, Trudy.
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What the fuck?
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- I don't like yelling, okay?
- If you won't give us our laminates...
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- can we have at least, please,
our hotel room keys?
- We ain't got no place to stay.
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- We've been on a bus for days.
- There's no-
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- You're not in there for hotel rooms. Sorry.
- Hotel room keys...
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are with the registration packets,
the brochures and the laminates.
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And give us all of those
right now, please.
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You can't have them because
you're not in my system.
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- What are we gonna do?
- You know what?
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I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We don't need these guys.
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- No, we don't.
- No.
- Fuck 'em.
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- We have each other.
- Well, that wasn't-
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- That's not-That's not better.
- No, what I meant is...
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we'll go someplace even nicer-
That's what we'll do.
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Hola.Schei�e!
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Hello. Good.
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How are you?
Welcome to International Inn.
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How many of them are you
for my rooms?
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Uh, there's eight of us
for your rooms.
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Eight. How- How many
rooms do you need? One?
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- Uh, we would prefer eight.
- Eight.
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Let's go see the entire hotel,
shall we?
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- I'll take you on a quick tour.
- Well-
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Then you can all get back
to your suck fest.
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Uh, A: we're not here for a suck fest,
we're here for the convention.
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- There's been a little mix-up, which is why-
- Okay, I like convention "toos."
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- Okay.
- Look at me. I'm in a convention.
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A fucking suck fest convention
here at International Inn.
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Hey, assholes. More assholes
for your big suck fest tonight.
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How's the suck fest going, assholes?
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You know the suck fest in here?
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- How many rooms do you have, Glen?
- I have-
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- I have- uh, six rooms.
- Just give us what you have.
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- Can we have the keys to those?
- You can have keys to six rooms.
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- Okay, gang, and we'll-
- This matches. Grab that one there.
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- That's it.
- No, hey. Hey. Hey.
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What are you doin'?
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This motel is like-
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It's like the kind of place you'd come to
if you wanted to get...
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a good old-fashioned rapin'...
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or a down-home murder.
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Okay, gang,
I know we didn't get in.
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- Yeah.
- I know we're not stayin'
at the nicest place in town.
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But goddamn it,
we're in Miami, people.
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- We're in "Mee-ami."
- It's true.
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This city's got hot
Latin flavor up to its nuts.
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Goddamn it. Let's go paint this town red.
Let's do it, huh?
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Hey, bitch, you shutthat kid up, okay?
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Thanks for drivin', man.
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No problem.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Take the night off, Joe.
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Need some assistance there, ma'am?
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- Hey, Clemmy.
- Jimbo.
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00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,809
How ya doin'?
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I'm so tired. I just feel like we've been here
for years and years and years already.
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Oh. Well.
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- Let's go take-
- I need to get some smokes.
227
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,485
Oh, okay.
All right. Okay.
228
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,685
Good night.
229
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,728
Damn.
230
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,228
Hey, bro, check it out.
Candy underpants.
231
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,396
It's a goof. Just a goof.
232
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,071
Hey, Jim.
233
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,117
You want to be a doll
and help me lube up my sunburn?
234
00:15:53,654 --> 00:15:56,782
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
235
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:01,691
Stop right thereand take it all in.
236
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,263
I got some liquor.
I got some ice.
237
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,264
- I'm not feelin' well, baby.
- Come here. Come here.
238
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,266
- Come here.
- No, Ray-Ray, I'm- I'm-
239
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,495
I'm coming down with something.
240
00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:12,504
Please?
241
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:18,502
Ooh, that pisses me off.
That pisses me off.
242
00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:20,512
- Hey, Ray.
- Shut up.
243
00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:25,108
- Oh! Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
- Stop pushing up on me.
244
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,881
I don't appreciate you insinuating
all the time that I am some lesbian.
245
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,288
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you for apologizing.
246
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:36,852
This is, uh-This is Trill.
This is my friend, Sugar.
247
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,864
We're gonna go play
a little ball, aren't we?
248
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,866
We'll see you later.
249
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,698
Come on, ladies.
250
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:47,000
Oh!
251
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,871
- What's up, girl?
- Mr. Jones, huh?
252
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,035
- Yeah. Yes.
- Mr. Jones.
253
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,773
Why don't you come
give me some sugar?
254
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,372
- Speaking of bushes-
- Whoa!
255
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,509
I don't know
where there's one there.
256
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,780
Get one of these, uh-
Get one of them.
257
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,152
- Huh? Get in a bush and-
- No, I- I'm-
258
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,157
I don't know about that.
259
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,159
Oh.
260
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,697
I'm so sick.
261
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,492
Come on. Come on!
262
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,585
Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh!
263
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,859
It ain't what it looks like!It ain't what it looks like!
264
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,935
Be gentle. Geez!
265
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,629
Oh, my God-
266
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,639
- Hey, Jonesy!
- Oh-
267
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,574
Open up. I don't have
a key to this door.
268
00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:40,249
It's open.
269
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,587
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Oh!
270
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,021
I'm in love.
271
00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:51,821
- Congratulations.
- Um, you have a- a bandage on your teat.
272
00:18:51,928 --> 00:18:54,863
For real. Like for real.
273
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:58,365
- A love bandage.
- No, like a Ace bandage.
274
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:00,368
- Yeah, an Ace bandage on your-
- On your boob.
275
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:05,134
Oh, my Go- If I have been stabbed,
I am gonna be so pissed!
276
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,702
- Stop the room.
Stop the room from moving, please.
- Hold on. Hold on.
277
00:19:09,813 --> 00:19:13,772
Hold on. Hold on. You have something
on your boob for real. No joke.
278
00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:20,512
That's him!
279
00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:22,887
- Oh! That's him.
- Huh?
280
00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,926
- That's him.
- Who?
281
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:28,589
This is the man that's been making sweet,
dirty love to me all night long.
282
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,394
Kinda looks like Richard Petty,
the NASCAR guy.
283
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,901
- Yeah. You've been making love
with Richard Petty?
- I don't know!
284
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:35,903
I love him.
285
00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:37,905
I have to find who this is.
286
00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:40,032
- Well, no, we gotta go-
- I have to find who this is.
287
00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,134
No, we gotta go back
to the convention center, guys.
288
00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:44,679
No, you have to go buy me
some cranberry juice...
289
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:46,976
'cause it's gonna be one
of those days, I'll tell you.
290
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,382
- Oh, no. Yeast infection time.
- I'll tell you.
291
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:57,025
I'm gonna break thisdown for you one time.
292
00:19:57,127 --> 00:20:00,563
- This looks bad.
- We have a bioterrorism attack here.
293
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:03,996
- Holy fuck.
- They were infected with a toxinto which we have no antidote.
294
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,627
It is not identified.Do we have any government officials here...
295
00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,967
- from Miami-
- I'm the assistant, uh, deputy mayor.
296
00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,973
Jeff Spoder.
297
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:15,841
Right. What we need is someone who is
high-ranking in the Miami Beach government.
298
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,470
They're all-
Everyone above me, um, is-
299
00:20:18,581 --> 00:20:20,515
is stuck in the convention center
right now.
300
00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:23,916
You quarantined them in there,
so I'm the acting, uh-
301
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,920
I'm actually-
I'm acting mayor right now.
302
00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:29,185
All right, this is
Acting Mayor Jeff Spoder.
303
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,852
If you need any office supplies,
get some copies made...
304
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,293
a stapler,
it's this guy.
305
00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:37,764
I-I'd like to coordinate with your, um,
team to a-assess and handle the-
306
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:40,859
I'd love to know where you are at all times
so I can avoid you.
307
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,870
That would be helpful. Now-
308
00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:46,169
We have an infectious
contamination in this building.
309
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:50,679
We have quarantined it. We have plus
or minus 2,000 law enforcement officers...
310
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:54,307
from all over this greatUnited States of America in there.
311
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,079
- 2,130.
- Do we have any police officers at all...
312
00:20:57,187 --> 00:21:00,281
outside the confines of this building?
313
00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:05,257
Step up.Highest ranking officer.
314
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,565
Anybody?
315
00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:16,464
Jesus Christ.
You're in charge?
316
00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:19,633
Sir, yes, sir. Wh- What are-
What are ya-What's going on?
317
00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:23,701
All right, right now we got the entire
Miami Beach police force in there.
318
00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:26,577
- Check.
- That means that these streets
right now are unpatrolled.
319
00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:28,947
I need every one of you out there...
320
00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:31,987
answering 911 calls,
patrolling the streets.
321
00:21:32,088 --> 00:21:35,080
Department of Homeland Security
is gonna be maintaining the perimeter.
322
00:21:35,191 --> 00:21:38,490
There is no police force of
any kind outside the building?
323
00:21:38,595 --> 00:21:40,688
How the hell have you
not picked this up yet?
324
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:42,822
- Go out there, patrol the streets.
- Right.
325
00:21:42,932 --> 00:21:46,925
You're the only thing standing
between complete chaos and order.
326
00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:48,936
Check!
We're on it!
327
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:51,233
The Reno Sheriff's Department
at your service, sir!
328
00:21:51,341 --> 00:21:52,968
- Where's the, uh-
- Can we have a map?
329
00:21:53,076 --> 00:21:55,010
- Where's the police station?
- Where are we supposed to go?
330
00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:04,718
It's all right.
It's all right. I'm here.
331
00:22:04,821 --> 00:22:06,721
- Rogers?
- That's me.
332
00:22:10,326 --> 00:22:12,260
Holy shit!
333
00:22:15,331 --> 00:22:17,458
Rick Smith, SWAT.
334
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:22,527
They call me "The Condor."
335
00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:26,234
I'm sorry I'm late to the barbecue.
I was on a mission when I got the call.
336
00:22:26,342 --> 00:22:28,105
Let me ask you a question, people.
337
00:22:28,211 --> 00:22:31,874
What's the difference
between bravery and courage?
338
00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:36,941
- Oh, I know. Bravery is something that you do.
- Shh. Shh.
339
00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:39,920
Cour- Sorry.
340
00:22:40,023 --> 00:22:43,083
Bravery is when
you do something dangerous...
341
00:22:43,192 --> 00:22:45,456
and you're not even scared.
342
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:49,555
Courage is when you're
smart enough to know...
343
00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:54,626
you should be scared,
but you do it anyway.
344
00:22:54,737 --> 00:22:56,364
Oh.
345
00:22:57,407 --> 00:22:59,898
You will not fail.
346
00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:03,001
I will not allow you to fail.
347
00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:07,139
Under my watch,
I will not allow you to fail.
348
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:11,584
As God as my witness,
we will not fail.
349
00:23:11,688 --> 00:23:13,588
Are you with me?
350
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,590
Uh-
351
00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:17,660
- Are you with me?
- Is that-
352
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,662
It's okay. I know what I'm doing.
I know the thing is out of the thing.
353
00:23:21,764 --> 00:23:24,324
This can come out.
This stays like this.
354
00:23:24,434 --> 00:23:25,526
- Okay.
- Are you with me?
355
00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:27,933
- Yes!
- Are you with me?
356
00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:30,369
- Yes!
- How- Okay, the thing.
Okay that came out now for real.
357
00:23:30,473 --> 00:23:32,304
Wait. Wait. Wait.
358
00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:35,309
No, it's okay. I got 10 seconds
with these sons of bitches.
359
00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:36,969
- I got 'em.
- Wait a second.
360
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,445
Oh, fuck.
361
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,976
Oh, man!
That's how blood splatters.
362
00:23:46,956 --> 00:23:50,357
Um, so does that meanwe're back in charge?
363
00:23:51,494 --> 00:23:53,462
Yeah.
364
00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:56,688
I scheduled a big Friday meeting.
365
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,458
Wow.
366
00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:59,485
911 -
367
00:25:01,898 --> 00:25:04,526
Sheriff's department.
368
00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:06,898
Hello- Hello?
369
00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:08,470
- Sheriff's department.
- Sheriff's department.
370
00:25:08,571 --> 00:25:10,471
- Sheriff's department.
- Sheriff's department.
371
00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:12,871
Sheriff's department.
372
00:25:12,975 --> 00:25:15,910
911. Uh, yes, sir, what is
the nature of your emergency?
373
00:25:16,012 --> 00:25:17,980
Okay, where are you?
374
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,106
No, in relationship to where I am.
375
00:25:20,216 --> 00:25:23,947
I just have to check a map. I am s-
Hold on. Hold on. Can you hold, please?
376
00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:27,614
- Hello, sheriff's department.
- All right, uh, I can't- I don't have a pen.
377
00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,624
Uh, I don't have- I don't-
378
00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:32,718
Okay, people!
Let's roll!
379
00:25:34,831 --> 00:25:38,358
- Dear Lord.
- My, oh, my.
380
00:25:38,468 --> 00:25:40,629
My ride is greater than your ride.
381
00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:43,467
Hey, everybody. Everybody-
382
00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:46,167
- Let's be careful out there, okay?
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
383
00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:48,072
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.
384
00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:49,906
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
385
00:25:50,012 --> 00:25:51,912
- I'm fine.
- Go ahead. Go ahead.
386
00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:58,653
Supposed to be-
387
00:25:58,755 --> 00:26:01,417
We could've hit 11th and Ocean,
like, five minutes ago.
388
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,828
Wait a second.
Are we on a street?
389
00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:16,905
I think we're in a-
We're in a caf�.
390
00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:19,304
- I think we're in a caf�.
- We're in a caf�.
391
00:26:19,408 --> 00:26:21,308
Shit.
392
00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:24,245
Sheriff's department.
393
00:26:24,347 --> 00:26:25,814
Nothin'-
Nothin' to see here.
394
00:26:25,982 --> 00:26:27,813
It took us 40 minutes to get out.
395
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,817
If you would've turned
right on Mar�a Buena-
396
00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:31,944
- You didn't tell me to.
- I did tell you to.
397
00:26:32,054 --> 00:26:34,818
- No, you didn't.
- Don't tell me what I didn't tell you.
398
00:26:34,924 --> 00:26:38,451
- Sheriff's department!
- "El departmento de sheriff."
399
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:42,657
- Oh!
- Oh!
400
00:26:42,765 --> 00:26:44,494
- Oh, hell. Shit, no.- Oh!
401
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,194
- That's a North American alligator, man.
- Ah, shit. Okay, what do we do?
402
00:26:47,303 --> 00:26:48,998
Uh- Hell, let's just-
403
00:26:49,105 --> 00:26:50,970
- Yeah, we should just go.
- Let's just go.
404
00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:52,836
Just let nature take its course.
405
00:26:52,942 --> 00:26:55,536
Hello! There y'all are.You trespassin'.
406
00:26:55,645 --> 00:26:57,374
- Sir.
- You little sneaky trespassers.
407
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,345
- Get back in- No!- Sir.
408
00:26:59,448 --> 00:27:02,246
- Sir, please. Please get back in your yard.
- How are we doin'? Hi.
409
00:27:02,351 --> 00:27:04,581
- We got a situation here, sir.
- Yeah, we got a situation.
410
00:27:04,687 --> 00:27:07,520
- Couple blueberries comin' in
and makin' a fruit salad, huh?
- Sir, please!
411
00:27:07,623 --> 00:27:09,716
- Sir. Sir.
- No. No! Hey!
412
00:27:09,826 --> 00:27:11,953
- We can't allow you to go in the pool, sir.
- Why not?
413
00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:14,529
That gator won't bite.
You scared of this pretty little thing?
414
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:17,394
- I don't know, sir.
- You scared of this pretty little thing?
415
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,991
He's a gator. Where you from?
Where you from, you don't know gator?
416
00:27:20,102 --> 00:27:22,935
We're from Reno. We're not from here.
417
00:27:24,106 --> 00:27:25,596
- Oh, shit.
- Hey, look. Look here.
418
00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:27,835
Rule number one for gator-
you gotta respect it.
419
00:27:27,944 --> 00:27:30,378
- You don't respect a gator, gator not respect you.
- Don't touch it!
420
00:27:30,479 --> 00:27:33,505
- Stop!
- They got peripheral eye vision on the side.
421
00:27:33,616 --> 00:27:35,846
I'm gonna come at him
like another predator.
422
00:27:35,952 --> 00:27:38,147
Not a prey,
I come at him like a predator.
423
00:27:38,254 --> 00:27:40,950
- Stop that. T.J., please just stop all of this.
- Now look at this.
424
00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:42,957
Now watch this.
Watch this. Watch this.
425
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,686
- No.
- Oh, okay.
426
00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,455
Don't even refle-
'Cause he respect me.
427
00:27:46,562 --> 00:27:49,429
One, two, three, four, five,
and then it split to a double.
428
00:27:49,532 --> 00:27:52,126
That mean this gator 50 year old.
He been attacked before.
429
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,465
He know how to approach.
Now watch this. Watch this.
430
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:56,470
- No! No!
- Watch for it.
431
00:27:57,707 --> 00:28:00,267
- Come on now!
- I'm his daddy!
432
00:28:00,376 --> 00:28:02,367
Come on. Get out. No.
433
00:28:02,478 --> 00:28:04,878
- Okay. No.
- Look at that. That gator don't bite.He don't do nothin'.
434
00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:08,442
Well, that gator dead.
435
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,451
Yeah, this gator's dead.
436
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,582
Aah!
437
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:26,901
This is the life.
I am so gla-
438
00:28:27,003 --> 00:28:29,597
How did we luck out,
and all those other turkeys...
439
00:28:29,705 --> 00:28:31,605
are dealing with that bio-attack?
440
00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:33,607
I don't know.
And guess what?
441
00:28:33,709 --> 00:28:35,677
I don't care.
'Cause I'm shaking my shoulders.
442
00:28:35,778 --> 00:28:37,871
- I'm shaking my shoulders.
- Me neither. I don't care.
443
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:40,540
- Check it out.
- Don't hate, ladies.
444
00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:42,413
- Don't hate.
- Don't hate on me.
445
00:28:42,518 --> 00:28:44,850
- Don't hate on me. No, she didn't.
- Stop it.
446
00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:46,888
- Yeah.
- Let me get your vernacular
straightened out...
447
00:28:46,989 --> 00:28:49,890
'cause I don't want you embarrassing me
in case we meet some people.
448
00:28:49,992 --> 00:28:52,483
Okay, so if somebody comes up
to you and they say...
449
00:28:52,595 --> 00:28:54,995
"Hey, Officer,"
what you gonna say back?
450
00:28:55,097 --> 00:28:58,032
- Give it to me.
- No- No, you didn't, bitch!
451
00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:03,939
- So if somebody says, "Hey, how you doin'?"
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,737
You just go, "What up, yo?" Got it?
453
00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:10,334
What up, yo, player?
454
00:29:10,446 --> 00:29:13,643
See, you keep putting extras on it.
That's-You don't follow instructions.
455
00:29:13,749 --> 00:29:17,276
- You just supposed to say exactly
what I told you to say.
- All right, try it again.
456
00:29:17,386 --> 00:29:21,117
- Hey, how you doin'?
- Shut up, nigga.
457
00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:30,731
I did it again.
Ow! Jesus Christ, Ray.
458
00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:34,667
- I'm hungry.
- I'm afraid I did a terrible thing.
459
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,670
- What?
- Well, I had to pee...
460
00:29:36,772 --> 00:29:39,639
so instead of doing
the whole bathing suit off...
461
00:29:39,742 --> 00:29:42,336
I did the- the pull over
and out the side.
462
00:29:42,445 --> 00:29:44,470
Oh, yeah, where you
pull it to the side.
463
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,413
And I think I dribbled a little bit.
464
00:29:59,495 --> 00:30:03,022
�Coma mi amigo bailaren el discotheque-o?
465
00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:05,066
I don't speak Spanish.
466
00:30:08,504 --> 00:30:10,199
Hey! What the hell? Hey!
467
00:30:10,306 --> 00:30:11,933
Shit! Ow!
468
00:30:29,692 --> 00:30:32,354
How ya doin', guys? Eh?
469
00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,361
- Uh-
- Who is your little friend?
470
00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,227
- We don't know him, sir.
- Uh, we don't know that guy.
471
00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:39,961
Oh, you don't know who this is?
472
00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:41,969
No, sir.
473
00:30:42,071 --> 00:30:44,198
You believe these guys?
474
00:30:44,306 --> 00:30:47,104
Oh! Oh!
475
00:30:47,209 --> 00:30:49,541
- I get really sick and tired-
- I don't know you or anybody else-
476
00:30:55,684 --> 00:30:57,982
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
477
00:30:58,087 --> 00:30:59,554
- We don't know him.
- We don't know him.
478
00:30:59,655 --> 00:31:01,885
I'm not a cop. I'm just-I'm here on vacation, man.
479
00:31:01,991 --> 00:31:04,152
- How'd you know Mr. Big?
- We don't know Mr. Big.
480
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,626
- What is your connection to Mr. Big?
- We don't know Mr. Big!
481
00:31:06,729 --> 00:31:09,664
- Why are you investigating me?
- We're not- Huh?
482
00:31:09,765 --> 00:31:12,063
Look, you guys are smart guys, right?
483
00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:14,068
- Yeah.
- I know this.
484
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:17,333
- No. No. We're not.
- All the other cops areimprisoned in that building.
485
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,273
But you manage to walk the streets.
I don't know how you escaped it.
486
00:31:20,376 --> 00:31:23,072
We didn't-We couldn't get
our passes, sir.
487
00:31:25,181 --> 00:31:27,274
You're very smart.
488
00:31:29,118 --> 00:31:31,746
Huh? Huh?
Get my message?
489
00:31:31,854 --> 00:31:35,517
Oh! Oh! Man!
490
00:31:35,624 --> 00:31:38,354
- Ow! Goddamn!
- Turn it off.
491
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:42,124
Sick fuck! Who brings
a weed whacker on a boat?
492
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:47,368
You forget you ever see me.
493
00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:57,509
Sheriff's department.
494
00:31:57,613 --> 00:31:59,513
I got this tattoo the other day, um...
495
00:31:59,615 --> 00:32:02,948
and I don't know where I got it,
so I'm wondering if I got it here.
496
00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:06,715
Why don't you, uh, come back here.
Come take a look at it.
497
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,392
Mmm, yeah.
498
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,894
Okay, so, the tattoo's
on the left, right?
499
00:32:13,996 --> 00:32:15,930
- Mm-hmm.
- So, I don't know why we're-
500
00:32:16,031 --> 00:32:19,194
Well, you know, it's- it's as much
about where it's not, as where it is.
501
00:32:19,301 --> 00:32:21,166
Get a sense here, if I can-
502
00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:23,170
- If I just-
- That's some beautiful work.
503
00:32:23,272 --> 00:32:25,740
Thank you. I'm hoping
you guys can tell me whose it is...
504
00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:27,809
because I'm really in pain here.
505
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:30,538
Hey! What the fuck?
506
00:32:30,646 --> 00:32:33,137
- Oh. I was-
- Our fucking toilets need snakin' back there.
507
00:32:33,249 --> 00:32:35,513
- I don't pay you to play
grab-ass with the clients.
- I was-
508
00:32:35,618 --> 00:32:38,052
She came in and I-
You weren't around, so I was just-
509
00:32:38,154 --> 00:32:40,054
- Snake the fucking toilets.
- Got it.
510
00:32:40,156 --> 00:32:43,887
- See you later, Breen.
- Fucking plumbers, man.
511
00:32:43,993 --> 00:32:46,052
- Can I help you?
- What's up?
512
00:32:46,162 --> 00:32:50,565
So, we got a call that there was some
lewd behavior going on on the boardwalk.
513
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:53,226
Possible prostitution.
514
00:32:53,335 --> 00:32:55,235
Holy shit. Is that Terry?
515
00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:58,864
That's Terry.
That's one of our locals from Reno.
516
00:32:58,974 --> 00:33:01,374
- Terry!
- What?
517
00:33:01,477 --> 00:33:04,674
- Hi!
- What the hell?
518
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,680
- What you doin' in Miami?
- What's goin' on?
519
00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:08,682
Look at your hair.
That's fun.
520
00:33:08,784 --> 00:33:11,048
- Terry, what are you doin' here?
- What do you mean?
521
00:33:11,153 --> 00:33:13,246
I just flew in on my jet.
522
00:33:13,355 --> 00:33:15,346
Terry, what are you-
Did you follow us to Miami?
523
00:33:15,457 --> 00:33:17,857
- Did you know we were coming down here?
- No, I live here.
524
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,860
It's where my house is.
I have 17 houses.
525
00:33:19,962 --> 00:33:21,623
- This is where one of 'em is.
- Terry.
526
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:23,664
What did I do?
527
00:33:23,766 --> 00:33:26,132
What-That's what we want to know.
What did you do?
528
00:33:26,235 --> 00:33:28,430
We got a call about lewd
behavior on the boardwalk...
529
00:33:28,537 --> 00:33:32,564
and you the only thing I see around here
that could qualify... as lewd.
530
00:33:32,675 --> 00:33:34,575
How is this-
I'm not lewd at all.
531
00:33:34,677 --> 00:33:37,043
I don't even know what-
Lube or lewd?
532
00:33:37,146 --> 00:33:38,738
- Terry.
- What?
533
00:33:38,847 --> 00:33:40,838
Why are you here,
and what are you doing?
534
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:45,046
I just flew in.
I'm recording an album.
535
00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:47,054
It's called...
536
00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:50,182
Terry: South Bitch: Live:
537
00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:52,522
Fuck You, Dad.
538
00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:55,392
And it drops in, uh, 2009.
539
00:33:55,497 --> 00:34:00,196
Terry, when you are here,
you are an ambassador for Reno.
540
00:34:00,302 --> 00:34:02,896
Heavy on the "assador."
541
00:34:03,005 --> 00:34:05,735
South "be-otch."
542
00:34:05,841 --> 00:34:08,071
- Knock it off.
- Listen-
543
00:34:08,177 --> 00:34:10,839
- I'm on wheels, yo.
- What are you covered in?
544
00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:14,143
- Ew. Terry.
- What? It's, uh, apple martini and lube.
545
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,445
- Ugh!
- Come on, Terry.
546
00:34:16,552 --> 00:34:18,611
That's not all you on.
What else are you on?
547
00:34:18,721 --> 00:34:20,814
- What else are you on?
- I'm on fucking crack, yo.
548
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:27,084
The Department of Homeland Security
has supplied us...
549
00:34:27,196 --> 00:34:29,960
with some evidence collectedby themselves and the C.D.C...
550
00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:31,965
from the convention center.
551
00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:37,027
And it is our jobto put the pieces together.
552
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:39,107
Anyone have a theory?
553
00:34:44,146 --> 00:34:46,410
Oh, my God!
554
00:34:46,515 --> 00:34:48,676
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Put it back on!
555
00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,445
Aaah! Whoo-hoo!
556
00:34:50,552 --> 00:34:52,452
- Oh, God! Oh!
- Come on. Be thorough, guys.
557
00:34:52,554 --> 00:34:54,283
Oh! Aaah!
558
00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:58,793
- You got some stunning abs.
- Oh, thank you. You know, I do, uh- I work out.
559
00:34:58,894 --> 00:35:00,759
- Really?
- Uh, a good bit.
560
00:35:00,863 --> 00:35:03,661
- Yeah, you yoga or something?
- I do- I do it all. I do yoga-
561
00:35:03,766 --> 00:35:05,791
- You flexible?
- I'm pretty flexible.
562
00:35:05,901 --> 00:35:09,632
The thing is now you want to be sure
when you do it though, to just-
563
00:35:09,738 --> 00:35:12,002
You gotta, uh-
You gotta-
564
00:35:12,107 --> 00:35:15,634
What you don't want to do is get-
You want to get the waist up.
565
00:35:15,744 --> 00:35:17,644
Oops.
566
00:35:17,746 --> 00:35:19,407
- Oh.
- Excuse me.
567
00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,881
Whoo. Sorry about that.
568
00:35:21,984 --> 00:35:24,509
- All the spicy food up in here in Miami.
- Occupational-
569
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:26,520
Occupational hazard.
570
00:35:36,799 --> 00:35:38,699
Okay, okay, what have we got?
571
00:35:48,410 --> 00:35:50,605
C-C-C-
572
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,613
"Calmat�."
573
00:36:01,090 --> 00:36:03,115
I noticed.
574
00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:05,386
Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs.
575
00:36:07,096 --> 00:36:08,996
All right. Yeah.
576
00:36:09,098 --> 00:36:11,623
Uh-
577
00:36:16,171 --> 00:36:18,935
We gotta clear this beach.
We gotta clear it now. I want good ideas.
578
00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:22,135
Let's go. Boom.What do we got? Williams.
579
00:36:26,081 --> 00:36:28,549
- You want me to come back to you?
- Come back to me.
580
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,175
- Come back to you. Trudy Wiegel.
- I have an idea, Jim.
581
00:36:31,286 --> 00:36:33,481
- Yeah?
- What about a telephone...
582
00:36:33,589 --> 00:36:36,217
that you can actually smell through?
583
00:36:36,325 --> 00:36:38,589
Uh, whale-related. Whale-related.
Clearing the beach ideas.
584
00:36:38,694 --> 00:36:40,594
- Not in- Not inventions.
- I have nothing.
585
00:36:40,696 --> 00:36:43,893
- Jim, if you think about it-
- Who gave-Who gave topless a gun?
586
00:36:43,999 --> 00:36:46,797
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh, no. No. Get down. Get down.
587
00:36:46,902 --> 00:36:52,101
Okay, people, this is how
we're gonna do it. Ready?
588
00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:56,439
Here is our-What kind of whale
do we think that is?
589
00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,445
- Uh, sperm?
- Big one?
590
00:36:58,547 --> 00:37:00,606
- Black whale.
- A narwhal. A narwhal.
591
00:37:00,716 --> 00:37:02,877
- Here's what- Here's what we're gonna do.
- Face the-
592
00:37:02,985 --> 00:37:07,786
We are, per Travis-
per Travis and Trudy both-
593
00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,790
- What'd I do?
- What we're gonna do is-
594
00:37:09,892 --> 00:37:12,190
- Stick your butt in the air.
- we are going to-
595
00:37:12,294 --> 00:37:16,958
- You put your feet on it like
that and then I'll help you.
- get a rather large chainsaw-
596
00:37:17,065 --> 00:37:20,523
- Jonesy! Jonesy!
- We are going to make sushi cuts.
597
00:37:20,636 --> 00:37:25,005
- Which is the hand-cut sushi
and which is-when they roll-
- Inside out roll.
598
00:37:25,107 --> 00:37:27,098
We're gonna make some crosscuts,
crosscuts, crosscuts.
599
00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:32,112
- I- I like California roll.
- Okay, we'll then roll each
individual piece into a channel...
600
00:37:32,214 --> 00:37:35,206
which we dig here to the ocean,
per Travis.
601
00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:38,411
- This is a channel to the ocean.
- We're gonna chainsaw the damn thing?
602
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,819
- Yeah, into little sus-
Which one's the hand-cut rolls?
- No one's paying attention.
603
00:37:41,924 --> 00:37:44,017
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
604
00:37:44,126 --> 00:37:46,686
Let's try and get it.It's only 15, 20 feet. How hard could it be?
605
00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:49,559
In... five, six, seven, eight.
606
00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:51,565
And-
607
00:37:51,667 --> 00:37:54,864
Do it! It's goin'!
She's movin'!
608
00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:57,302
- It's movin'!
- I can feel it!
609
00:38:03,979 --> 00:38:07,415
Five, four, three. Hut!
610
00:38:07,516 --> 00:38:09,416
Go, Jonesy! Go!
611
00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,179
- Oh!
- Oh. Oh.
612
00:38:11,286 --> 00:38:13,186
Okay, ready, people, on my count.
613
00:38:13,288 --> 00:38:16,815
One, two, three!
614
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:20,360
Oh! Oh! Wait!
615
00:38:20,462 --> 00:38:22,555
Wait!
616
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:28,431
Get a Wet-Nap, people!
617
00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:32,029
Good God! We got a officer down.
We need a Wet-Nap!
618
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:37,840
So, when the chips are down
and it's fourth and, uh-
619
00:38:37,946 --> 00:38:39,846
- uh, fourth and, uh-
- Goal.
620
00:38:39,948 --> 00:38:42,542
Goal. Who can you count on?
Lieutenant Jimbo.
621
00:38:42,651 --> 00:38:47,111
And... his associates.
622
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:50,020
Who shall remain nameless.
There's too many of them to name at once.
623
00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:52,923
- Trudy! Give me a "T."
- No, we- they shall remain nameless.
624
00:38:53,028 --> 00:38:55,258
His associates. Anyway, all right, here we go.You ready, peeps?
625
00:38:55,364 --> 00:38:58,162
- Yeah.
- Let's do it to it.
626
00:38:58,267 --> 00:39:01,168
And- un, deux, trois.
627
00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:04,738
Whoa!
628
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,700
- Go team! Go team! Aaah!
- Ew! Ew! Ew!
629
00:39:09,811 --> 00:39:11,676
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
630
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:14,908
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
631
00:39:15,017 --> 00:39:17,008
You blew up a wha-
632
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:20,111
You blew up a whale on-on our- our beaches!
633
00:39:20,222 --> 00:39:25,819
There are people
screaming at me now...
634
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:30,058
because you guys have beenscrewing everything up!
635
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:32,224
You bunch of jerk heads!
636
00:39:32,334 --> 00:39:35,269
P. Diddy's boatis all covered in whale.
637
00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:38,703
And then Shaq's boat,
a piece of... whale-
638
00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:41,640
- Don't touch me!
- Sorry, I was just-
639
00:39:41,743 --> 00:39:46,476
Now, you people-you have to
start acting like this is a crisis!
640
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,279
And you have to get
your stuff together!
641
00:39:50,385 --> 00:39:53,320
You need to strap it down!
642
00:39:53,422 --> 00:39:56,289
And get it together!
643
00:39:56,391 --> 00:39:59,383
Now, I'm gonna goand listen on my phone...
644
00:39:59,494 --> 00:40:01,394
to get yelled at some more!
645
00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:03,396
So thanks!
646
00:40:06,802 --> 00:40:08,770
- Sorry.
- Bye, Jeff.
647
00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:13,136
Okay, guys, no joke.You heard little Jeff.
648
00:40:13,241 --> 00:40:16,005
We have got to strap it down.
649
00:40:16,111 --> 00:40:18,170
- Okay?
- What does that mean?
650
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,874
I have no idea.
But you- He said it specifically.
651
00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:23,781
I think it means
we've got to do better.
652
00:40:30,759 --> 00:40:32,659
What the fuck, man?
653
00:40:32,761 --> 00:40:34,854
- That's what the siren's for.- You gotta signal.
654
00:40:34,963 --> 00:40:36,954
- You're supposed to signal!
- Use your signal, fuck head!
655
00:40:37,065 --> 00:40:38,532
Fuckin' deaf, dude.
656
00:40:46,274 --> 00:40:48,708
We are on a highly classified mission...
657
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:53,144
from Homeland Security delivering
vital materials to Captain Rogers.
658
00:40:53,248 --> 00:40:55,716
E.T.A., 1.5 seconds.
659
00:40:57,319 --> 00:40:59,651
- Whoa. Made it.
- What have we got?
660
00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:02,383
- Coffee, sir.
- Here you go. Nice and hot.
661
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:06,086
I asked you for coffee. I didn't say
to make a national emergency out of it.
662
00:41:06,194 --> 00:41:09,163
We still haven't found an antidote.
663
00:41:09,264 --> 00:41:14,065
In 24 hours, I'm gonna have over
2,000 dead law enforcement officers.
664
00:41:14,169 --> 00:41:17,229
Not like you.
Real cops.
665
00:41:17,339 --> 00:41:19,239
If you fuck with meone more time...
666
00:41:19,341 --> 00:41:21,241
I'm gonna fill up a tube sock
with oranges.
667
00:41:21,343 --> 00:41:25,143
I'm gonna beat you till I juice 'em.
Then I'm gonna drink that juice in front of you.
668
00:41:25,247 --> 00:41:28,273
And you're gonna beg me, "Why? Why? Why?"
But I won't answer that question.
669
00:41:28,383 --> 00:41:31,375
'Cause you'll know it-
so you'll get your heads out of your asses!
670
00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:33,351
- Get outta here. Go.
- Now.
671
00:41:33,455 --> 00:41:35,116
Louis, coffee.
672
00:41:35,223 --> 00:41:38,090
- What are we doin'?
- I don't know. We tried to do somethin' right.
673
00:41:38,193 --> 00:41:40,218
Right? We give the guy-
Guy wants coffee.
674
00:41:42,998 --> 00:41:44,966
Aaah! Why?
675
00:41:57,446 --> 00:41:59,676
- Oh, shit!
- Come on, man!
676
00:41:59,781 --> 00:42:01,214
- Dang!
- Goddamn it.
677
00:42:01,316 --> 00:42:03,580
You guys are pretty smart, huh?
678
00:42:03,685 --> 00:42:04,947
- No.
- No, we're not.
679
00:42:05,053 --> 00:42:07,578
No, you keep saying that.
No, we're not. We're not smart.
680
00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:13,391
What? Ricky,
what are you doing?
681
00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:16,191
- Why you take one of my own, huh?
- We don't know this man.
682
00:42:16,298 --> 00:42:20,496
Why you work against me? Why the three
of you and Mr. Big work against me?
683
00:42:20,602 --> 00:42:22,661
No, we don't-
we don't know him.
684
00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:25,171
- I've never seen those men in my life.
- I've never seen him!
685
00:42:25,273 --> 00:42:27,503
- We didn't take him. We don't know him.
- Watch this.
686
00:42:27,609 --> 00:42:31,545
- Why... are you doing this?
- You're gonna light somebody up
on your own fuckin' boat?
687
00:42:31,646 --> 00:42:33,637
That's really, really bright.
688
00:42:33,749 --> 00:42:36,843
You came to my daughter's
birthday party!
689
00:42:36,952 --> 00:42:39,716
Bad decision. Guys!
690
00:42:39,821 --> 00:42:41,948
You wore a hat
on her birthday party!
691
00:42:42,057 --> 00:42:44,457
Light this piece of "chit" up.
692
00:42:44,559 --> 00:42:48,154
Don't light this chicken!
Don't light this chicken!
693
00:42:48,263 --> 00:42:49,787
Come on.
Leave him alone.
694
00:42:49,898 --> 00:42:53,834
- I said piece of "chit," not chicken.
- I'll see you on the other side!
695
00:42:53,935 --> 00:42:57,098
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
696
00:42:58,607 --> 00:43:01,201
- Watch the hat.
- Oh, my God!
697
00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,453
Oh, my.
698
00:43:12,554 --> 00:43:14,715
Sheriff's department.
699
00:43:14,823 --> 00:43:17,314
I need to know
if you've seen me before...
700
00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:20,519
and if I got this done
at this establishment.
701
00:43:20,629 --> 00:43:22,529
No, ma'am.
702
00:43:22,631 --> 00:43:24,826
- Show me the other side.
- No.
703
00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:28,494
- No, it looks-They're twins.
- You got anything down there?
704
00:43:28,603 --> 00:43:31,094
Actually, I have nothing down there.
705
00:43:31,206 --> 00:43:33,970
- Just like a Barbie.
- Hey, hey, hey.
706
00:43:57,566 --> 00:43:59,864
Ow!
707
00:43:59,968 --> 00:44:02,198
Ow!
708
00:44:02,304 --> 00:44:04,238
Ow!
709
00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:07,831
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-
710
00:44:08,009 --> 00:44:10,273
We have received a noise complaint...
711
00:44:10,378 --> 00:44:12,846
at the residence of someone
named Suge Knight?
712
00:44:12,948 --> 00:44:15,576
- 4211. Here we go.
- Suge Knight.
713
00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:18,016
This is a house, huh?
714
00:44:20,355 --> 00:44:22,846
Mr. Suge Knight?-
715
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:26,086
- Sheriff's department!
- Sheriff's department!
716
00:44:26,194 --> 00:44:28,389
Mr. Suge Knight!
717
00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:39,228
- Shit.
- Hi. Hi. Hi.
718
00:44:39,341 --> 00:44:43,175
Uh, we're gonna need
to find Mr. Suge Knight.
719
00:44:43,278 --> 00:44:46,338
We're gonna need to get
the music turned down, okay?
720
00:44:46,448 --> 00:44:49,611
Uh, ex-excuse me.
Uh, d-do you know a Mr. Suge Knight?
721
00:44:49,718 --> 00:44:51,185
"Soog" Knight. Suge-
722
00:44:51,286 --> 00:44:54,483
Are you Suge?
Are you Suge?
723
00:44:54,589 --> 00:44:58,184
Are you Jay-Z?
Are you any of 'em?
724
00:44:59,594 --> 00:45:01,960
- I don't think so.
- Uh, it's his birthday.
725
00:45:02,063 --> 00:45:04,156
- It's Suge Knight's birthday?
- Suge Knight's birthday.
726
00:45:04,266 --> 00:45:07,667
Hey, when are they doing the cake for Suge?
Does anybody know?
727
00:45:07,769 --> 00:45:09,669
Okay, I am standing right here!
728
00:45:09,771 --> 00:45:12,433
I am using my outside voice,
and I am very angry right now!
729
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,633
I want the music
turned off right now!
730
00:45:14,743 --> 00:45:16,643
I am so serious,
it's not even funny!
731
00:45:16,745 --> 00:45:18,975
The music goes off right now!
732
00:45:26,321 --> 00:45:28,516
And now that
I have your attention...
733
00:45:31,927 --> 00:45:35,328
we have a special message
for the birthday boy...
734
00:45:38,099 --> 00:45:40,795
from Miami's...
735
00:45:40,902 --> 00:45:43,837
number one strip-o-grams.
736
00:45:43,939 --> 00:45:45,839
That's right, birthday boy.
737
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,824
That's right.
738
00:46:38,626 --> 00:46:40,856
Listen.
739
00:46:40,962 --> 00:46:43,055
What?
740
00:46:43,164 --> 00:46:46,497
No phones.
No 911 calls.
741
00:46:46,601 --> 00:46:48,831
- All right.
- It's a city under control, people.
742
00:46:48,937 --> 00:46:52,270
- Wow.
- Reno S.D.
743
00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:55,866
Reno S.D. All right, okay. Okay.
744
00:46:57,946 --> 00:47:00,346
- It's 0200 hours right now.
- Mm-hmm.
745
00:47:00,448 --> 00:47:03,440
I don't think we're any good to this city
unless we get some rest, okay?
746
00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:05,917
Let's take a-
like a hour and a half.
747
00:47:06,021 --> 00:47:08,387
We'll regroup here at 0330, okay?
748
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:12,256
Get some rest.
That is an order.
749
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,969
'Cause it's dirty! Yeah!
750
00:47:36,217 --> 00:47:39,550
You need me to hold your drink for you?
It's all right. She's good.
751
00:47:44,259 --> 00:47:46,955
Oh! What!
752
00:47:48,696 --> 00:47:50,687
In this corner, we got
our undefeated champ...
753
00:47:50,799 --> 00:47:55,293
and in this corner, we got some old,
weird uncle of somebody's and shit.
754
00:47:55,403 --> 00:47:57,268
Yo, man, you need to bring it.
755
00:47:57,372 --> 00:48:00,341
Come on.
You scared?
756
00:48:00,442 --> 00:48:03,275
- Ohh!- Need security.
757
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:27,525
Hey, there, Jim.
758
00:48:32,173 --> 00:48:34,232
What do you say?
759
00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:38,235
Trudy, don't cry.
760
00:48:38,346 --> 00:48:40,439
- Oh, God, I'm so humiliated.
- Okay. Oh, God.
761
00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:42,743
Trudy. Trudy, please don't cry.
762
00:48:42,851 --> 00:48:44,751
Jim, I was just hoping that
maybe one time...
763
00:48:44,853 --> 00:48:47,845
- you and I could just sort
of hold each other and-
- I know. I know.
764
00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:49,890
Trudy, you know I'm playing
for Visitor, okay?
765
00:48:49,991 --> 00:48:52,050
- Mm-hmm. I- I had a hunch.
- You had a hunch?
766
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,458
- Yeah.
- Did you?
767
00:48:57,365 --> 00:48:59,959
Jim, would you just
give me a pity fuck?
768
00:49:23,925 --> 00:49:25,825
I thought that would break.
769
00:49:25,927 --> 00:49:27,827
Okay, here we go.
770
00:49:38,873 --> 00:49:40,773
Okay.
771
00:50:54,549 --> 00:50:57,950
-- What the fuck? What the fuck?
There's someone filming us!
772
00:50:58,052 --> 00:51:00,452
- Ow! Ow! Jim. Ow. Ow.
- What? I know.
773
00:51:00,555 --> 00:51:02,455
- It's caught.
- You're caught on one of my pubes.
774
00:51:02,557 --> 00:51:04,821
- My watch. My watch is caught on your pube.
- Ooh. Jim. Ow!
775
00:51:04,926 --> 00:51:06,860
- Don't yank it.
- Well, that's what we get for tryin'.
776
00:51:06,961 --> 00:51:08,861
Don't jiggle.
Please don't- Ow!
777
00:51:08,963 --> 00:51:11,830
I'm trying to get it. Goddamn it!
If you'd hold still, I'd get it loose.
778
00:51:11,933 --> 00:51:14,401
- You're caught on a pube.
- I said this was a bad idea.
779
00:51:14,502 --> 00:51:17,164
Well, I'm sorry!
This wasn't my idea to begin with.
780
00:51:17,272 --> 00:51:19,297
Meanwhile, my watch is caught
in your pubes. And I'm sorry.
781
00:51:19,407 --> 00:51:21,170
- Okay, let's do it like a Band-Aid.
- Ready?
782
00:51:21,276 --> 00:51:22,800
- Okay.
- One-
783
00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:25,378
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
Now I'm anticipating.
784
00:51:31,486 --> 00:51:34,751
How did the 911 switchboard
come unplugged?
785
00:51:34,856 --> 00:51:37,518
Because we had to unplug it
to plug in the popcorn maker.
786
00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:39,525
Don't yell-
Don't yell back at me.
787
00:51:39,627 --> 00:51:42,357
I'm not- in no mood
for my own tone of voice, okay?
788
00:51:42,463 --> 00:51:45,125
Sorry. Jim, we got
a lot of missed calls here.
789
00:51:45,233 --> 00:51:48,930
- Ooh, you guys.
- What?
790
00:51:49,037 --> 00:51:54,907
There's a domestic dispute on Brad Pitt
and Angelina Jolie's boat.
791
00:51:55,009 --> 00:51:57,273
No, it's not.
792
00:51:57,378 --> 00:51:59,243
Easy. Got it. Easy, easy.
That's an easy one.
793
00:51:59,347 --> 00:52:00,974
Done. Done, done, done.
Let's move.
794
00:52:05,987 --> 00:52:08,319
What the fuck, man?
795
00:52:08,423 --> 00:52:10,789
- Mr. and Mrs. Pitt!
- Sheriff's department!
796
00:52:10,892 --> 00:52:12,154
- Sheriff's department!
- Sheriff's department!
797
00:52:14,262 --> 00:52:16,355
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
798
00:52:16,464 --> 00:52:19,797
- Okay. Okay, my-
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
799
00:52:19,901 --> 00:52:21,869
I am so tired of you Renos.
800
00:52:21,969 --> 00:52:24,164
I'm sorry this is the end
of the road for you.
801
00:52:24,272 --> 00:52:26,331
But you see, I created
this Brangelina trap...
802
00:52:26,441 --> 00:52:28,807
because you are the last thing
standing in my way.
803
00:52:28,910 --> 00:52:30,810
Between what and what?
804
00:52:30,912 --> 00:52:32,846
Between running this town.
805
00:52:34,782 --> 00:52:37,546
Freeze, you fuckin' little monkey!
806
00:52:37,652 --> 00:52:40,678
F.B.I. Nobody move.
807
00:52:40,788 --> 00:52:42,688
Are you kidding me?
808
00:52:42,790 --> 00:52:45,258
F.B.I., you know-
Catch it. Yeah, you said.
809
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,351
Get down. That's it.
810
00:52:47,462 --> 00:52:50,226
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hold me! Hold me!
811
00:52:50,331 --> 00:52:54,563
- That's it. Let's go.
You stay right where you are.
- We're not movin'.
812
00:52:54,669 --> 00:52:57,900
Go, you flies in the ointment!
813
00:52:58,005 --> 00:52:59,905
Get him!
Get him!
814
00:53:00,007 --> 00:53:02,737
F.B.I., you broke my heart!
815
00:53:02,844 --> 00:53:05,210
You broke my heart!
816
00:53:05,313 --> 00:53:06,905
Oh, shit.
817
00:53:07,014 --> 00:53:08,914
Hold your fire!
818
00:53:09,016 --> 00:53:10,779
- Hold your fire!
- That's good. I'm out.
819
00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:14,412
- Yeah, me too.
- He is gonna lead us to Mr. Big.
820
00:53:14,522 --> 00:53:17,389
- He has the antidote for the bioattack.
- For the convention center.
821
00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:19,392
- You're undercover F.B.I.
- Just fucking amazing.
822
00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:21,394
- She earned it.
- Yeah, I am. It's amazing.
823
00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:23,157
- You got a little bit-
- Do I-Yeah.
824
00:53:23,264 --> 00:53:26,665
- On both sides.
- Oh, do I? It's all right,
'cause I'm gonna keep doin' it.
825
00:53:26,768 --> 00:53:30,067
This whole goddamn thing
is busted wide open, Jeff.
Busted open like a $2.00 pi�ata.
826
00:53:30,171 --> 00:53:32,765
The F.B.I. has had a mole
in with this drug jefe for months.
827
00:53:32,874 --> 00:53:35,434
She knows everything. She knows names.
She knows dates. She knows places.
828
00:53:35,543 --> 00:53:38,603
She can connect the drug
jefe to the bioattack.
829
00:53:38,713 --> 00:53:40,977
She can connect the bioattack
to this Mr. Big.
830
00:53:41,082 --> 00:53:44,518
She can connect Mr. Big, the bioattack
and the drug jefe to the antidote.
831
00:53:44,619 --> 00:53:47,679
We get to Mr. Big, all of these cops are fine.
This bird is gonna sing.
832
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:51,520
- She's gonna sing like a little bird.
- Where-And where is she?
833
00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:54,891
It's a 23-delta-one, sir.
Massive cocaine overdose.
834
00:54:07,575 --> 00:54:09,475
You're fired.
835
00:54:09,577 --> 00:54:11,477
All of you.
836
00:54:11,579 --> 00:54:14,173
Um, hand in your badges.
837
00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:16,079
Out of Miami.
838
00:54:16,184 --> 00:54:18,049
- I'm sorry, Jeff.
- Just don't say you're sorry.
839
00:54:18,152 --> 00:54:19,346
- Okay.
- I'm sorry, Jeff.
840
00:54:19,454 --> 00:54:22,548
Don't- S-
Don't say that you're-
841
00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:24,625
- Our bad.
- I have to apologize.
842
00:54:24,725 --> 00:54:26,192
Don't say anything.
843
00:54:26,294 --> 00:54:28,592
- We suck.
- No, j-
844
00:54:28,696 --> 00:54:30,630
- I am really sorry, you know.
- Don't sa- I s-
845
00:54:30,731 --> 00:54:33,700
- You know. You know how shit goes d-
- No, I-Just go.
846
00:54:33,801 --> 00:54:35,291
- Sorry.
- Go. Go.
847
00:54:38,473 --> 00:54:42,375
I have some regrets. I, uh-
848
00:54:42,477 --> 00:54:44,877
It may seem dumb...
849
00:54:44,979 --> 00:54:47,777
but they had one of
those six-person bicycles.
850
00:54:51,486 --> 00:54:53,750
We never got to ride it.
851
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:57,222
Yeah, might as well
take this and-
852
00:55:00,228 --> 00:55:02,594
"Miami's only 24-hour tattoo parlor.
853
00:55:02,697 --> 00:55:04,858
"Ron's Discount Tattoo.
No waiting.
854
00:55:04,966 --> 00:55:07,196
Hepatitis free."
Oh, my God! I think this is it.
855
00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:13,807
Sheriff's department.
856
00:55:13,908 --> 00:55:15,808
- Ron, I'm looking for Ron.
- Hello.
857
00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:17,400
- Ron.
- Hello.
858
00:55:17,512 --> 00:55:20,208
- Buddy.
- Yeah?
859
00:55:20,314 --> 00:55:23,681
Do you remember me at all?Please say yes.
860
00:55:23,784 --> 00:55:27,185
Oh, hey, I don't recognize the face,
but I certainly recognize the cleavage.
861
00:55:27,288 --> 00:55:29,813
How are you, Clem?
We didn't know you was fuzz.
862
00:55:29,924 --> 00:55:31,858
- You remember Paul, right?
- Hiya. Yeah, hi.
863
00:55:31,959 --> 00:55:33,859
- How you doin'?
- Nice to see you.
864
00:55:33,961 --> 00:55:36,452
Please, I- I am in-
I'm in hell here.
865
00:55:36,564 --> 00:55:38,862
- Who is this?
- Oh, that came out real clean.
866
00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:42,697
- That's good work, Ron.
- That is a tight tit tat.
867
00:55:42,803 --> 00:55:45,294
Thanks. Help me out.
868
00:55:45,406 --> 00:55:48,671
- All right. Well-
- Who is it?
869
00:55:48,776 --> 00:55:52,041
Okay, well, you come in with this guy.He was an older guy.
870
00:55:52,146 --> 00:55:55,604
Looked to me like- I don't know-
he was homeless. Wouldn't you say, Paul?
871
00:55:55,716 --> 00:55:57,616
Yep. Hobo.
872
00:55:58,986 --> 00:56:01,784
And you got his face tattooed
right there on your tit.
873
00:56:06,494 --> 00:56:08,428
So-
874
00:56:11,732 --> 00:56:16,499
- What you're sayin' is I wandered in here-
- Stumbled.
875
00:56:16,604 --> 00:56:20,700
Stumbled in here...
with a vagrant.
876
00:56:22,109 --> 00:56:24,134
More or less. Yeah.
877
00:56:24,245 --> 00:56:26,213
And I...
878
00:56:27,415 --> 00:56:30,213
defaced my chest-
879
00:56:30,318 --> 00:56:32,980
No, you-y-you faced your chest.
880
00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:35,146
If you want,we could cover that up.
881
00:56:35,256 --> 00:56:37,622
I could make a unicorn out of that.
882
00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,785
Freehand.
I do everything freehand.
883
00:56:40,895 --> 00:56:44,228
We screwed up pretty good.
884
00:56:44,332 --> 00:56:47,096
We let Jeff the acting mayor down.
885
00:56:47,201 --> 00:56:50,034
But we're big enough...
886
00:56:50,137 --> 00:56:52,833
to admit when
we made a mistake.
887
00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:57,468
And... we're smart enough to fix it.
888
00:56:57,578 --> 00:56:59,569
We're gonna make it up to Jeff.
889
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,580
And how are we gonna
make it up to Jeff?
890
00:57:01,682 --> 00:57:04,617
The best way we know how,
that's how.
891
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:08,211
Ice cream cake!
892
00:57:12,393 --> 00:57:14,953
Coming!
893
00:57:15,062 --> 00:57:17,223
- Here I come!
- She's coming.
894
00:57:17,331 --> 00:57:19,629
- I'm almost there!
- She's almost here.
895
00:57:19,734 --> 00:57:22,396
All right, who's he-
896
00:57:22,503 --> 00:57:25,995
- Oh! Hello! Look at all of you.
- Hey.
897
00:57:26,107 --> 00:57:28,268
How many?
Trick or treat.
898
00:57:28,376 --> 00:57:30,571
- Yeah, is that what you want?
- Well, no, we came-
899
00:57:30,678 --> 00:57:33,010
- Is Jeff around?
- Yeah. Yeah. He's cleaning his room.
900
00:57:33,114 --> 00:57:35,014
- Oh.
- So disappointed in that boy.
901
00:57:35,116 --> 00:57:37,016
- Yeah, he's- he's-
- Oh, God, it's a mess.
902
00:57:37,118 --> 00:57:39,348
- Yeah. What do you want?
- Well, he's kinda disappointed in us...
903
00:57:39,453 --> 00:57:41,614
so we brought him a ice cream cake.
904
00:57:41,722 --> 00:57:43,690
Oh, my God!
Ice cream cake!
905
00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:45,691
Oh, she loves ice cream.
Oh, my God!
906
00:57:45,793 --> 00:57:49,194
- Chocolate chip?
- No, just vanilla. It's just a vanilla.
907
00:57:49,296 --> 00:57:51,230
All right, come on in.
908
00:57:51,332 --> 00:57:52,856
- Jeff!
- He's, uh, in his room there?
909
00:57:52,967 --> 00:57:55,902
- Careful of your shoes, please.
- Watch out for your shoes.
910
00:57:56,003 --> 00:57:58,301
- Hey, Jeff.
- Maybe this would be cheaper than baby laxative.
911
00:57:58,406 --> 00:58:00,306
Those pennies add up.
912
00:58:11,652 --> 00:58:14,212
Take a bow, Reno cops.
913
00:58:14,321 --> 00:58:18,724
- You- Good job.
- Did you set me up, man? 'Cause if you did, man-
914
00:58:18,826 --> 00:58:20,726
What the hell are you even saying?
915
00:58:20,828 --> 00:58:22,887
How clear could I have made it?
Leave no connection between us.
916
00:58:22,997 --> 00:58:26,194
- I don't leave nothing, man.
I see these guys on the-
- Don't leave nothin'.
917
00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:28,894
Then we don't have to worry about them
coming with a camera and-
918
00:58:29,003 --> 00:58:30,903
Oh, my God!
Here they are!
919
00:58:31,005 --> 00:58:34,168
How did they figure out
that we were gonna poison everyone...
920
00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:36,266
in the way of me being the mayor?
921
00:58:36,377 --> 00:58:40,837
And then you, with all of your drug contacts
and distribution...
922
00:58:40,948 --> 00:58:42,973
was going to turn this state...
923
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:47,817
into the biggest narco empire
on planet Earth?
924
00:58:47,922 --> 00:58:50,891
- Well, they figuring it out now.
- Well, obviously, yeah.
925
00:58:50,991 --> 00:58:53,289
Obviously, you guys put it all together.
926
00:58:53,394 --> 00:58:58,832
That's exactly right, Spoder.
We figured it out.
927
00:58:58,933 --> 00:59:00,525
- Mm-hmm.
- A-All of it.
928
00:59:00,634 --> 00:59:02,226
- Amen.
- And-
929
00:59:02,336 --> 00:59:04,770
Could you go over the middle part again,
what you were doing?
930
00:59:04,872 --> 00:59:07,534
Oh, I'd be- I'd be happy to
repeat the middle part.
931
00:59:07,641 --> 00:59:09,108
- Okay.
- Um, our plan was-
932
00:59:09,210 --> 00:59:11,804
- All right, everyone. Everyone.
Everyone, get back!
933
00:59:11,912 --> 00:59:13,880
Get back!
No, no, put that away!
934
00:59:13,981 --> 00:59:17,178
Close the case. Close the case.
Close the case and give it to me.
935
00:59:17,284 --> 00:59:20,219
- Give me the antidote! Give me the antidote!
- Give him the antidote!
936
00:59:20,321 --> 00:59:21,811
- Okay.
- Sorry.
937
00:59:21,922 --> 00:59:23,787
- Hey, man.
- You're on your own.
938
00:59:23,891 --> 00:59:25,791
- No, you know what you are, man?
- What?
939
00:59:25,893 --> 00:59:27,986
I say, you know what you are?
940
00:59:28,095 --> 00:59:31,258
You're haza.
You're haza, man.
941
00:59:31,365 --> 00:59:35,461
I've understood, like, every third word you've
said to me the whole time I've known you.
942
00:59:35,569 --> 00:59:38,265
And you know what?
I don't really care.
943
00:59:38,372 --> 00:59:41,068
'Cause all of you-
944
00:59:41,175 --> 00:59:43,541
get a load of Spoder!
945
00:59:43,644 --> 00:59:44,611
- Oh-
- Whoa!
946
00:59:44,712 --> 00:59:46,771
Okay, okay. Okay.
947
00:59:48,816 --> 00:59:50,716
This isn't me. This isn't-
948
00:59:50,818 --> 00:59:52,843
- What happened to your accent?- Whoa.
949
00:59:52,953 --> 00:59:55,478
My name is Ethan.
I live just outside of Denver.
950
00:59:55,589 --> 00:59:57,682
- Shut up!
- Well, not anymore. No, I live here now.
951
00:59:57,792 --> 00:59:59,987
Originally, I'm from Fort Collins.
952
01:00:00,094 --> 01:00:02,824
I was dealing blow
in Colorado, all right?
953
01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:05,797
Uh, but it was a- a fruitless thing to do-
No one cared.
954
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:07,800
It's hard to sell coke there.
955
01:00:07,902 --> 01:00:10,962
I don't know whether it's the elevation
or just the way of life there.
956
01:00:11,071 --> 01:00:14,871
They're more interested in, uh, like, you know,
mush- mushrooms and acid and stuff.
957
01:00:14,975 --> 01:00:18,342
- This was, uh-
- Hey, there's the, uh- antidote-
958
01:00:18,445 --> 01:00:22,677
- Do you have more of that here
or is it all with him?
- No, he took all of it.
959
01:00:22,783 --> 01:00:26,275
- He has all of the antidote.
- Oh, shit. We should wrap this up.
960
01:00:26,387 --> 01:00:28,685
Like I told you,
I will give you anything you want.
961
01:00:28,789 --> 01:00:30,984
Uh, as long as
I get immunity here. I don't care.
962
01:00:31,091 --> 01:00:33,389
- I'll rat that guy.
- I think we can do that. That's cool.
963
01:00:33,494 --> 01:00:36,327
- I think we can do immunity, right?
- That would be the greatest.
964
01:00:36,430 --> 01:00:38,330
- No immunity to bullets.
- Oh, God!
965
01:00:38,432 --> 01:00:40,491
Oh, God!
966
01:00:45,873 --> 01:00:47,864
- Let's get him!
- Oh, my God! Get him! Get him!
967
01:00:47,975 --> 01:00:49,875
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
968
01:00:49,977 --> 01:00:51,877
Shit! She's stuck!
She's stuck!
969
01:00:51,979 --> 01:00:53,879
- Push me!
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
970
01:00:53,981 --> 01:00:55,881
Go the other way!
Go the other way!
971
01:00:55,983 --> 01:00:58,008
Other way! Other way!Other way! Other way! Other way!
972
01:00:58,118 --> 01:01:00,018
- Go! Go! Go!
- Hey, what's going on?
973
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,520
- You stay right there, Mrs. Spoder.
- Why are you going away now?
974
01:01:02,623 --> 01:01:05,285
- You're a material witness, Mrs. Spoder!
- We're gonna come back for you.
975
01:01:05,392 --> 01:01:07,360
- Can somebody help me?
- Spoder!
976
01:01:07,461 --> 01:01:09,656
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Drop it! Drop it right away, now!
977
01:01:09,763 --> 01:01:12,527
Oh, my God! Jesus!
978
01:01:12,633 --> 01:01:14,863
Hey! Hey!
979
01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:18,268
What the fuck? Did they- Did they run away?
No running away! What the fuck?
980
01:01:18,439 --> 01:01:21,431
- Go! Come on! Go! Go! Go!
- All right, you want a chase?
981
01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:23,442
He's goin'.
982
01:01:23,544 --> 01:01:25,671
- Oh, time out.
- Hang on, Wiegel!
983
01:01:27,448 --> 01:01:29,348
Jeff!
984
01:01:29,450 --> 01:01:31,350
- Travis!
- Give it up!
985
01:01:31,452 --> 01:01:33,352
- Junior, don't play God.
- Travis!
986
01:01:33,454 --> 01:01:36,981
- Out of the way! Police pursuit!
- Whoa!
987
01:01:37,091 --> 01:01:39,889
- You gotta- Son of a-Jesus!
- Junior! Halt!
988
01:01:39,994 --> 01:01:42,258
- Whoa!
- I got him!
989
01:01:42,363 --> 01:01:46,163
- Come on. Let's go for it!
- Get out of the vehicle now!
990
01:01:46,267 --> 01:01:48,997
- Ohh!
- Nice one.
991
01:01:49,103 --> 01:01:52,038
- You don't wanna go where I'm goin'!
- Why not?
992
01:01:52,139 --> 01:01:54,801
- Go to the left!
- Miami cops!
993
01:01:54,909 --> 01:01:56,843
Ohh! Ohh!
994
01:01:56,944 --> 01:01:59,845
- Oh, my God!
- Oh! Hey!
995
01:01:59,947 --> 01:02:01,812
Assholes!
996
01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:04,384
- Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
- Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
997
01:02:04,485 --> 01:02:06,350
Hey! Hey!
998
01:02:06,453 --> 01:02:10,617
- Watch where you're shooting! Jesus Christ!
- We're between you and him!
999
01:02:12,526 --> 01:02:14,460
- He's gonna jump that bridge!
- I know. I know.
1000
01:02:14,561 --> 01:02:17,962
- He's gonna do it!
- I'm gonna jump it!
1001
01:02:18,065 --> 01:02:22,729
- Hammer of the gods!
- He's gonna jump it. Shit!
1002
01:02:22,836 --> 01:02:25,964
- Whoa!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1003
01:02:26,073 --> 01:02:29,270
- Oh, that hurts.
- Oh, my neck.
1004
01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:31,606
Everybody, hey, hands up! Hands up!
1005
01:02:31,712 --> 01:02:34,681
Get down! Get down! Get down!
1006
01:02:34,782 --> 01:02:36,773
- No, no, I mean- I mean, stand up!
- Get down?
1007
01:02:36,884 --> 01:02:40,320
- No, don't get- I swear to God!
- Tell us what you want us to do, Jeff!
1008
01:02:40,421 --> 01:02:43,254
Everyone, stand up and look at me!
Stand up and look at me!
1009
01:02:43,357 --> 01:02:47,088
- Stand up and look at you.
- Put your guns down, everyone! Kick 'em away!
1010
01:02:47,194 --> 01:02:49,094
- K-Kick your guns away.
- Kick 'em away?
1011
01:02:49,196 --> 01:02:51,994
Don't walk after them! Kick them
away from you and stay where you are!
1012
01:02:52,099 --> 01:02:54,329
- Kick them and step back?
- Kick them away and step back!
1013
01:02:54,435 --> 01:02:56,426
- What are you doing?
- I'm kicking them and stepping back.
1014
01:02:56,537 --> 01:02:58,732
Step back!
1015
01:02:58,839 --> 01:03:02,206
Guess what?
I'm glad it came to this.
1016
01:03:02,309 --> 01:03:07,076
I'm glad that you douche-nozzles
ruined my plan.
1017
01:03:07,181 --> 01:03:11,311
Because now I am drunk
on unprecedentedness.
1018
01:03:11,418 --> 01:03:15,081
- And th- What, Dangle?
- Unprecedentiality.
1019
01:03:15,189 --> 01:03:19,353
I will think of some-Stand up!
1020
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:22,588
Final words.
Johnson, go.
1021
01:03:22,696 --> 01:03:25,096
Um, um, uh, legalize it?
1022
01:03:25,199 --> 01:03:27,326
Great. Fine. Wiegel.
1023
01:03:27,434 --> 01:03:30,801
- Okay, when I was in the fourth grade-
- Enough!
1024
01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:35,739
- Dangle, last words.
- Uh, he, uh, uh, uh- he loved it.
1025
01:03:35,843 --> 01:03:37,777
- Great.
- Shit!
1026
01:03:37,878 --> 01:03:40,005
- All right, no, that's your last words.
- Jeff-Jeff, no, no!
1027
01:03:40,114 --> 01:03:42,344
- That's your last words.
- That's not my last words! My last words-
1028
01:03:42,449 --> 01:03:45,816
- Here we go. Ready?
- No, I think youshould talk to him more!
1029
01:03:45,919 --> 01:03:50,447
Anybody call for backup? Yeah!
1030
01:03:50,557 --> 01:03:53,219
"El departmento de sheriff."
1031
01:03:53,327 --> 01:03:56,228
Die, you whirlybird motherfuckers!
1032
01:04:01,602 --> 01:04:03,763
No, I got it. Shit. Hold on.
1033
01:04:03,871 --> 01:04:06,396
Goddamn- No, I got it.Shit. Son of a bitch.
1034
01:04:11,545 --> 01:04:14,946
I give up, whirlybird!I give up, whirlybird!
1035
01:04:15,049 --> 01:04:17,847
- Whoo! Ha, ha!
- We did it!
1036
01:04:20,154 --> 01:04:24,853
I need the extender!
1037
01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:27,984
I need the- another set of cuffs.
He's too chubby to fit 'em.
1038
01:04:28,095 --> 01:04:30,086
Yeah!
1039
01:04:34,568 --> 01:04:38,265
I'm not chubby.
This is protective karate fat.
1040
01:04:38,372 --> 01:04:43,036
- Protective karate fat. You know what?
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1041
01:04:43,143 --> 01:04:45,202
Tell it to the judge, Spoder.
1042
01:04:50,484 --> 01:04:54,318
Nice work, people.
Nice work, indeed.
1043
01:04:54,421 --> 01:04:58,755
You know, I know we're probably not
the smartest bunch of cops in the whole world.
1044
01:04:58,859 --> 01:05:00,986
Probably not the best trained.
1045
01:05:03,831 --> 01:05:06,459
Probably not the smartest bunch
of cops in the whole world.
1046
01:05:06,567 --> 01:05:09,536
Individually, I don't thinkwe look like much-
1047
01:05:09,636 --> 01:05:14,972
- a couple of colored people,
some white folks, a lesbian.
- Sir, I'm not-
1048
01:05:15,075 --> 01:05:18,533
But I- I think
the important thing is-
1049
01:05:18,645 --> 01:05:21,637
Know what we are?Does anybody know what we are?
1050
01:05:21,748 --> 01:05:23,682
- A squad?
- Gorgeous.
1051
01:05:23,784 --> 01:05:25,684
- Squad. Gorgeous.
- People.
1052
01:05:25,786 --> 01:05:27,981
- People. All sort of right.
- Broke.
1053
01:05:28,088 --> 01:05:29,851
- Rope?
- Broke.
1054
01:05:29,957 --> 01:05:31,857
Broke. All pretty accurate.
1055
01:05:31,959 --> 01:05:33,551
- Heroes.
- I thought you said rope.
1056
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:36,652
Heroes- Can I fini- Okay, can I fuckin' finish
the thing I was gonna say?
1057
01:05:40,033 --> 01:05:42,297
Shit!
1058
01:05:46,406 --> 01:05:49,068
That was my bad.
1059
01:05:49,176 --> 01:05:51,644
- Was that the one Jeff was in?
- Yeah.
1060
01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:57,550
- Anybody-
- Double-time. Double-time.
1061
01:05:57,651 --> 01:06:01,178
Double-time. Double-time.
Trudy. Trudy, double-time.
1062
01:06:01,355 --> 01:06:04,688
If you were insidethe convention center...
1063
01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:07,191
let's have you line upto be inoculated.
1064
01:06:07,294 --> 01:06:12,027
We have an antidote. We need everyoneto line up now, please, in an orderly fashion.
1065
01:06:14,401 --> 01:06:17,302
Hi.
1066
01:06:17,404 --> 01:06:20,464
Look, you don't have to thank us.
1067
01:06:20,574 --> 01:06:22,633
I know.
1068
01:06:22,743 --> 01:06:25,871
You did your job. Barely.
1069
01:06:25,979 --> 01:06:28,174
So what?
1070
01:06:34,388 --> 01:06:37,880
Well, good ridd- riddance
to you too. I mean-
1071
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:14,992
These were literally right in front of me.
1072
01:07:15,095 --> 01:07:17,290
He's getting his badge.
1073
01:07:40,287 --> 01:07:42,687
- Heroes.
- We did it.
1074
01:07:42,789 --> 01:07:45,189
Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork.
Hands in. Hands in.
1075
01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:48,693
- That's my team. A teamwork team.
- Reno!
1076
01:07:48,795 --> 01:07:50,786
Best sheriff's department in the world.
1077
01:07:50,897 --> 01:07:52,831
I bet we're gonna make
the national real deal.
1078
01:07:52,933 --> 01:07:54,833
- We rock.
- Dangle. Can I talk to you?
1079
01:07:54,935 --> 01:07:58,268
- You could-
- Yeah. Sure.
1080
01:07:59,506 --> 01:08:02,634
You're something to behold
when you are in action.
1081
01:08:04,244 --> 01:08:06,644
I'm impressed.
1082
01:08:06,747 --> 01:08:11,377
And I have been wrong about you.
I want to make it right.
1083
01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:14,716
I want to invite you to
the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
1084
01:08:16,156 --> 01:08:18,386
We'd like you to join us.
1085
01:08:29,803 --> 01:08:32,294
Sheriff Wagner...
1086
01:08:32,406 --> 01:08:36,342
the Reno Sheriff's Department
isn't just my coworkers...
1087
01:08:37,544 --> 01:08:39,512
they're like my family.
1088
01:08:42,282 --> 01:08:45,251
But they're also...
1089
01:08:47,654 --> 01:08:52,284
the dumbest group of people I've ever met
who weren't legally retarded.
1090
01:08:54,127 --> 01:08:56,118
So I- I would like a new family.
1091
01:08:56,229 --> 01:08:58,288
And I'd like that family
to be you guys.
1092
01:08:58,398 --> 01:09:02,494
- You're awesome. Yes, I accept.
Thank you very much.
- Boys.
1093
01:09:02,602 --> 01:09:05,366
Guys, I'll see you!
I'm going, uh, to Aspen.
1094
01:09:05,472 --> 01:09:07,372
- What?
- Well, when are you gonna be back?
1095
01:09:07,474 --> 01:09:10,341
Uh, won't. Won't be back. I'm taking a job
at the Aspen Sheriff's Department.
1096
01:09:10,444 --> 01:09:12,605
- What?
- You're quittin'?
1097
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:16,012
Yeah. I'm not quitting.
No. I mean, well, I am.
1098
01:09:16,116 --> 01:09:17,947
Jim, you're just gonna leave me here?
1099
01:09:18,051 --> 01:09:21,043
- No, I'm gonna leave all of you here.
- I love you.
1100
01:09:21,154 --> 01:09:23,782
- I know. I know. You've always loved me. It's fine.
- Oh.
1101
01:09:23,890 --> 01:09:26,415
I'll see you guys.
Where do you guys ski?
1102
01:09:26,526 --> 01:09:28,721
Do you guys ski Ajax
or do you guys ski Snowmass?
1103
01:09:36,136 --> 01:09:38,900
- Hold mine too.
- Sure was a good time.
1104
01:09:39,005 --> 01:09:41,166
- Oh, he's not holding your bag.
- Whoo!
1105
01:09:41,274 --> 01:09:44,402
Hey, Terry.-
1106
01:09:44,511 --> 01:09:47,969
- What are you doing here?
- Terry was giving tug jobs
on the East Coast out here.
1107
01:09:48,081 --> 01:09:49,981
He says he's out here
recording his album.
1108
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:52,517
I am recording my album.
See, I have a violin.
1109
01:09:52,619 --> 01:09:56,487
- Mm-hmm. That's a ukulele, Terry.
- Your mom's a ukulele, Terry.
1110
01:09:56,590 --> 01:09:59,582
We're getting on the bus and going back home.
We're not in the mood for your high jinks.
1111
01:09:59,693 --> 01:10:02,560
I'm not taking the bus, 'cause
A: it smells like farts.
1112
01:10:02,662 --> 01:10:06,598
I have my own jet, okay,
that my dad bought me for Flag Day.
1113
01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:08,895
- I already told you that.
- Terry, you gonna take your limo?
1114
01:10:09,002 --> 01:10:11,232
I'll take my limo.Yes, that's correct.
1115
01:10:11,338 --> 01:10:13,272
And my limo driver, Barry Baum.
1116
01:10:13,373 --> 01:10:16,137
- Your limo driver Barry Baum-
- That's his name. Barry Baum.
1117
01:10:16,243 --> 01:10:19,007
- Is gonna take you to your private jet?
- Here it is. Oh.
1118
01:10:19,112 --> 01:10:21,239
Hey, look at my "lim'."
It just appeared.
1119
01:10:21,348 --> 01:10:25,182
- Hi, Barry Baum.
- Sir.
1120
01:10:25,285 --> 01:10:28,721
- Sir, is your name, in fact, Barry Baum?
- Thank you.
1121
01:10:28,822 --> 01:10:30,722
I'm Barry Baum, yes.
1122
01:10:30,824 --> 01:10:34,089
You guys want a ride or do you
want to ride in the fartmobile?
1123
01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:37,460
- I got shotgun!
- No, let's go.
1124
01:10:37,564 --> 01:10:39,532
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
1125
01:10:41,568 --> 01:10:45,470
Whoo!
Here it is!
1126
01:10:45,572 --> 01:10:47,540
- Super Terry Airlines.
- Oh, my God.
1127
01:10:47,641 --> 01:10:51,270
- Come on board. It's so fucking sweet.
- Holy fuck!
1128
01:10:51,378 --> 01:10:54,347
- Ta-da!
- Dad!
1129
01:10:54,448 --> 01:10:58,509
- Fuck You, Dad.
- Fuck you, Dad.
1130
01:10:58,618 --> 01:11:01,849
Fuck you.
1131
01:11:01,955 --> 01:11:04,981
- Do you like the new album or what?
- I love the new album.
1132
01:11:05,091 --> 01:11:08,720
- Listening party. Monaco.
- Oh, sign me up.
1133
01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:12,492
- I like the hair. It's so Stamos.
- Thank you. Thank you. Who's your friends?
1134
01:11:12,599 --> 01:11:15,090
These are my friends from Reno.
They're the police officers.
1135
01:11:15,202 --> 01:11:17,261
Nice to meet you, sir.
You have a wonderful son.
1136
01:11:17,370 --> 01:11:19,395
Oh, thank you.
I know I got a wonderful son.
1137
01:11:19,506 --> 01:11:22,839
We've arrested him several times
for giving blow jobs on the street corner.
1138
01:11:22,943 --> 01:11:26,106
- Quick impression.
- That's you.
1139
01:11:26,213 --> 01:11:28,841
Is this, uh, really,uh, his jet up here?
1140
01:11:28,949 --> 01:11:32,146
This is his jet. I gave it to him
as a gift for Flag Day, remember?
1141
01:11:32,252 --> 01:11:35,688
I do remember. Oh, that was a great Flag Day.
Probably my best one.
1142
01:11:35,789 --> 01:11:37,950
- The Jacuzzi's on.
- We can get a ride?
1143
01:11:38,058 --> 01:11:40,458
- Sure.
- Thank you, sir.
1144
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,757
- I didn't believe you. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. I love you guys.
1145
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:46,230
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you, Terry.
1146
01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,995
- Oh, wow.
- Whoo!
1147
01:11:49,102 --> 01:11:51,593
Whoo!
1148
01:11:54,441 --> 01:11:56,807
Um, as you know, we have, uh...
1149
01:11:56,910 --> 01:11:59,401
faced violence and danger
on a daily basis...
1150
01:11:59,513 --> 01:12:01,777
throughout our career, uh, via weapons...
1151
01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:05,215
such as knives, shivs, forks,
things like that.
1152
01:12:05,318 --> 01:12:08,082
The department wants us
to be aware of something else.
1153
01:12:08,188 --> 01:12:10,247
They have issued us, uh...
1154
01:12:10,357 --> 01:12:14,760
a requirement to carry Handi sanitary wipes
for the deadly fluids.
1155
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:19,627
Hi, guys.
1156
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:26,002
I'll take it from here.
1157
01:12:26,106 --> 01:12:28,836
Thank you. Thank you, guys.-
1158
01:12:32,512 --> 01:12:35,174
I wanna-
1159
01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:40,114
I got out to Colorado...
1160
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:43,348
and I went out, uh, and stood...
1161
01:12:43,456 --> 01:12:46,892
at the top of a mountain
they- they call Ajax.
1162
01:12:46,993 --> 01:12:51,020
And I looked down the mountain,
and I looked at all the runs.
1163
01:12:51,131 --> 01:12:56,068
And I could see the way
that the runs intertwined.
1164
01:12:56,169 --> 01:12:59,002
- They found out you were a-
- Yeah, they did. Mm-hmm.
1165
01:12:59,105 --> 01:13:02,006
Yeah. They got a zero tolerance
on that one over there.
1166
01:13:03,310 --> 01:13:07,610
I just want to say
I know that, um-
1167
01:13:07,714 --> 01:13:09,978
I know that you came back for me.
1168
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:12,313
And I appreciate it.
1169
01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:17,116
- We'll talk later.
- Okay.
1170
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:20,425
- Sorry, gang.
- It's okay.
1171
01:13:20,527 --> 01:13:26,295
No better way to show your affectionthan a quick... wiener cupping.
1172
01:13:28,001 --> 01:13:31,630
- Hey, Jim, you know what you
missed while you weren't here?
- What's that?
1173
01:13:31,738 --> 01:13:33,763
- Pajama Tuesdays.
- Oh, sweet!
1174
01:13:33,873 --> 01:13:36,307
Which, uh, she was only one
who really participated in.
1175
01:13:36,409 --> 01:13:41,210
And I think that she did not do it on purpose,
but then tried to play it off as Pajama Tuesday.
1176
01:13:41,314 --> 01:13:43,282
Hey, gang! Amazing news.
1177
01:13:43,383 --> 01:13:49,015
Oh, my God. We have been invited to
take part in Handcuffs Across the Water.
1178
01:13:49,122 --> 01:13:51,488
We're going to Scotland Yard!
1179
01:13:51,591 --> 01:13:54,890
Yes!
1180
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:03,399
All week long I've been
looking for this guy.
1181
01:14:03,503 --> 01:14:06,267
And he's on my boob,
and he's on my boob forever, you know.
1182
01:14:06,373 --> 01:14:08,807
And I don't-
I don't know who this is.
1183
01:14:08,908 --> 01:14:11,172
I don't know who this is,
but damn it, Garcia...
1184
01:14:11,277 --> 01:14:15,441
- I just thought finally, you know, I can-
- Yeah. Yeah.
1185
01:14:15,548 --> 01:14:18,813
- Can come home to somebody.
- My God, I had the same thinghappen to me. I-
1186
01:14:19,919 --> 01:14:21,648
Right there.
1187
01:14:21,755 --> 01:14:24,747
- Kinda.
- You got a tattoo.
1188
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,660
- Please, go on the other side
of the fence. You don't want-
- On the other side of the fence?
1189
01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:40,103
I want to find out what
your half lives like. Lulu!
1190
01:14:46,346 --> 01:14:47,870
- What are you doing?
- Huh?
1191
01:14:47,981 --> 01:14:49,881
- What is that?
- I'm giving you what you're asking for.
1192
01:14:49,983 --> 01:14:53,441
You wouldn't dare shoot me.
And I'll prove it.
1193
01:14:53,553 --> 01:14:56,522
- Holy shit!
- Okay, step out of the pool.
1194
01:14:56,623 --> 01:15:00,957
Look at you! Wow.
1195
01:15:01,061 --> 01:15:04,519
You are, uh, in high school.
1196
01:15:04,631 --> 01:15:08,328
Junior high. I'll be 14 next month.
I missed seventh grade.
1197
01:15:08,435 --> 01:15:11,666
Hey! Fourteen! Next month!
1198
01:15:11,771 --> 01:15:15,207
- No, well, I'm a whole year older for my grade.
- That's great. Good for you.
1199
01:15:15,308 --> 01:15:18,800
- How are you?
- I'm running away from home.
So fuck you and fuck Iowa.
1200
01:15:18,912 --> 01:15:21,938
- I'm leaving with my man.
- She's not- She's not- She's
not running away from home.
1201
01:15:22,048 --> 01:15:24,039
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
- No, no, no, no!
1202
01:15:24,150 --> 01:15:26,277
- Come on.
- Is it the uniform? Is it the uniform?
1203
01:15:26,386 --> 01:15:28,286
- I can take it off.
- No, no, no, no.
1204
01:15:28,388 --> 01:15:30,379
- No!
- I can take it off! No, I'll take it off!
1205
01:15:30,490 --> 01:15:32,651
Joe. Joe. Joe.
We'll get in real trouble with this.
1206
01:15:32,759 --> 01:15:35,592
I'll be bad.
Look, I'll be your naughty schoolgirl!
1207
01:15:35,695 --> 01:15:38,027
- No! No!
- No! That's not really-That's not really funny...
1208
01:15:38,131 --> 01:15:40,531
- if you're actually still in school.
- I have on really cute under-
1209
01:15:40,633 --> 01:15:42,533
- They're fuzzy hearts.
- No, no, no!
1210
01:15:42,635 --> 01:15:46,332
- Touch my fuzzy hearts! No!
- No, no, no!
1211
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:48,339
No!
1212
01:15:48,441 --> 01:15:51,569
Very, very nice to meet you.
You have a very good drive back to Iowa.
1213
01:15:51,678 --> 01:15:55,671
- No, no, no!
- Why?
1214
01:15:55,782 --> 01:15:58,808
Call me when you're 16.
1215
01:15:58,918 --> 01:16:02,911
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Easy. Easy does it.
1216
01:16:03,022 --> 01:16:05,149
Easy. Easy. Easy.
Easy. Easy.
1217
01:16:05,258 --> 01:16:08,022
Tru. Tru. Easy. Easy. Easy.
Wait. Okay.
1218
01:16:08,128 --> 01:16:10,119
I don't know.
I saw this in the movies once.
1219
01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:13,666
- It doesn't go like this.
- I don't think- I think I'm
supposed to be where you are.
1220
01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:17,168
- Auf Wiedersehen.
- Auf Wiedersehen.
1221
01:16:18,238 --> 01:16:20,138
- All right.
- She speaks Dutch.
1222
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:23,175
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Tell me the truth.
1223
01:16:23,276 --> 01:16:28,236
You are a lesbian, right?
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
1224
01:16:28,348 --> 01:16:31,875
I don't know how many times
or how many ways I have to say this.
1225
01:16:31,985 --> 01:16:34,010
I am not a lesbian.
1226
01:16:36,523 --> 01:16:39,321
I'm pretty sure she is.
1227
01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:42,485
Get back on your Commie fuckin' raft,
and get the hell back to Cuba.
1228
01:16:42,595 --> 01:16:44,825
And you know what?
Tell Castro we said, "Hey, what's up?"
1229
01:16:44,931 --> 01:16:46,193
Now!
1230
01:16:56,543 --> 01:16:58,443
You know you're going
through X-ray, don't you?
1231
01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,536
How does it work?
What the hell kind of a-
1232
01:17:00,647 --> 01:17:04,447
- Oh, see, it's like that.
You put it in, and then you-
- Don't- Don't do that.
1233
01:17:04,551 --> 01:17:07,145
- Okay. What's that for?
- This gets the resin out, and then you- Here.
1234
01:17:07,253 --> 01:17:09,016
- You suck the resin off. Get high.
- Don't, don't, don't-
1235
01:17:09,122 --> 01:17:11,682
But you can also do a shotgun-
You can shotgun it too.
1236
01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:14,817
Well, wait, I can- No, you shotgun it
off of here. You light the middle.
1237
01:17:14,928 --> 01:17:17,829
- And then you light it, and you go-
- Oh, that's shotgunnin' it.
1238
01:17:17,931 --> 01:17:19,831
- Double bong. Double bong.
- Please- Please don't do that.
1239
01:17:19,933 --> 01:17:22,697
- You suck on that. You suck on this end.
- That end right there-
1240
01:17:22,802 --> 01:17:24,702
- And then you-
- Okay, no-
1241
01:17:24,804 --> 01:17:28,968
- What does it do?
- That is inserted in the anus...
1242
01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:34,513
and then you pull this to extract
impacted fecal matter.
1243
01:17:37,617 --> 01:17:39,585
I'm a proctologist.
1244
01:17:46,793 --> 01:17:49,785
- That explains the- the taste of the old butt.
- Yeah.
1245
01:21:42,829 --> 01:21:46,060
Check it out.
1246
01:21:49,102 --> 01:21:51,263
That one works.
1247
01:22:05,718 --> 01:22:08,016
- Is it workin'? It's stuck.
- The bag's stuck in there?
1248
01:22:08,121 --> 01:22:11,215
- The bag's stuck.
- Here, well, get it in-
1249
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:15,817
- What's the radioactive symbol for?
- Uh-
1250
01:22:15,928 --> 01:22:18,988
- Can you get it?
- Wait. Okay, wait, push it this way.
1251
01:22:19,098 --> 01:22:20,998
- Push it which way?
- Yeah.
1252
01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:23,534
- That way?
- No, th- No, other way. Other way. Other way.
1253
01:22:23,636 --> 01:22:26,161
Please. Other way.
Ow! Motherfucker! Goddamn it!
1254
01:22:26,272 --> 01:22:28,172
- Hang on. Hang on, I got it!
- Ow! Ahh!
1255
01:22:28,274 --> 01:22:30,469
- Oh, don't!
- I got it. I got it. I got it.
1256
01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:32,976
No, no, no, no!
Jesus! Ohh! Ohh!
1257
01:22:33,079 --> 01:22:35,980
Please stop it.
Please stop it. Ow!
1258
01:22:36,082 --> 01:22:37,982
Oh. Hey, okay, okay, okay!
1259
01:22:38,084 --> 01:22:40,712
- Oh, my God.
- Please, don't move again.
1260
01:22:40,820 --> 01:22:43,186
- You never had your wisdom teeth out?
- What do you mean?
1261
01:22:43,289 --> 01:22:46,156
- I think you might need
your wisdom teeth out, bro.
- What are wisdom teeth?
1262
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:52,561
Is it goin'? Is it goin'?
Do I- Do I talk now? Do I talk?
1263
01:22:52,665 --> 01:22:55,463
Do I look at you,
or do I look into the thing?
1264
01:22:59,071 --> 01:23:02,063
You know, they told us just to
act natural when the cameras are on...
1265
01:23:02,175 --> 01:23:05,633
but, uh, you know,
you feel kinda like a-
1266
01:23:07,613 --> 01:23:11,447
Feel like Jeff Gordon or something
with the camera on me all the time.
1267
01:23:11,551 --> 01:23:13,610
Wish I had something to say.
1268
01:23:15,354 --> 01:23:18,790
Do I look better like this- 10:00 and 12:00-
or do I look better like this?
1269
01:23:18,891 --> 01:23:22,554
'Cause I could also- I could roll down
a window and do, like- like this.
1270
01:23:23,696 --> 01:23:25,994
Shit! Fuck! Ow!
104597
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