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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:42,455 --> 00:00:43,556 (ROARING) 3 00:00:45,917 --> 00:00:48,085 ANNOUNCER: The world of investing 4 00:00:48,086 --> 00:00:49,813 can be a jungle. 5 00:00:50,213 --> 00:00:52,156 Bulls. Bears. 6 00:00:52,674 --> 00:00:54,196 Danger at every turn. 7 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:57,302 That's why we at Stratton Oakmont 8 00:00:57,303 --> 00:01:00,247 pride ourselves on being the best. 9 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:02,808 Trained professionals to guide you 10 00:01:02,809 --> 00:01:04,752 through the financial wilderness. 11 00:01:05,144 --> 00:01:06,496 Stratton Oakmont. 12 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:08,707 Stability. 13 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,633 Integrity. 14 00:01:11,234 --> 00:01:12,401 Pride. 15 00:01:12,402 --> 00:01:13,594 (ROARING) 16 00:01:14,654 --> 00:01:15,755 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) One! 17 00:01:16,531 --> 00:01:17,723 Two! 18 00:01:18,116 --> 00:01:19,308 Three! 19 00:01:19,576 --> 00:01:20,677 (ALL CHEERING) 20 00:01:24,747 --> 00:01:28,226 Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye! 21 00:01:28,251 --> 00:01:29,398 (ALL CHEERING) 22 00:01:29,669 --> 00:01:31,066 Come on! Let's go! 23 00:01:32,547 --> 00:01:33,819 ALL: One! 24 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:35,441 Two! 25 00:01:36,217 --> 00:01:37,443 Three! 26 00:01:38,011 --> 00:01:39,738 JORDAN: My name is Jordan Belfort. 27 00:01:40,179 --> 00:01:41,371 Not him. 28 00:01:41,514 --> 00:01:43,265 Me. That's right. 29 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:45,183 I'm a former member of the middle class 30 00:01:45,184 --> 00:01:49,130 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. 31 00:01:49,522 --> 00:01:50,856 The year I turned 26, 32 00:01:50,857 --> 00:01:52,899 as the head of my own brokerage firm, 33 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,652 I made $49 million, 34 00:01:55,653 --> 00:01:59,178 which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 35 00:01:59,699 --> 00:02:01,642 (UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC) 36 00:02:03,369 --> 00:02:05,412 No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, 37 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:08,141 like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red. 38 00:02:12,962 --> 00:02:15,213 See that humongous estate down there? 39 00:02:15,214 --> 00:02:16,657 That's my house. 40 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:18,300 ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships... 41 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:20,260 JORDAN: My wife, Naomi, 42 00:02:20,261 --> 00:02:22,638 the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, 43 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:24,833 a former model and Miller Lite girl. 44 00:02:25,725 --> 00:02:26,933 Yeah. 45 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:29,561 She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari. 46 00:02:29,562 --> 00:02:31,664 So put your dick back in your pants. 47 00:02:32,273 --> 00:02:35,025 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, 48 00:02:35,026 --> 00:02:36,777 I own a mansion, private jet, 49 00:02:36,778 --> 00:02:38,612 six cars, three horses, 50 00:02:38,613 --> 00:02:39,946 two vacation homes, 51 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:42,175 and a 170-foot yacht. 52 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:45,182 ROBIN LEACH: Anchors aweigh! 53 00:02:48,748 --> 00:02:50,707 JORDAN: I also gamble like a degenerate. 54 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:51,875 I drink like a fish. 55 00:02:51,876 --> 00:02:54,920 I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week. 56 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:57,865 I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me. 57 00:02:57,924 --> 00:03:00,592 Oh, yeah, and I love drugs. 58 00:03:00,593 --> 00:03:01,865 (FAINT CLANGING) 59 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:05,327 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 60 00:03:06,015 --> 00:03:07,116 Okay. 61 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:09,309 - One more round. - Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,912 - Oh, you like it? - Yeah. 63 00:03:22,782 --> 00:03:24,930 Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake! 64 00:03:25,118 --> 00:03:26,390 JORDAN: Relax! 65 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:29,351 (SLURRING) Just relax. 66 00:03:35,503 --> 00:03:36,729 (GROANING) 67 00:03:40,007 --> 00:03:42,360 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 68 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:44,077 Good job. 69 00:03:44,846 --> 00:03:46,744 You get in there safe, all right? 70 00:03:46,848 --> 00:03:48,700 Till the next time, brother. 71 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:50,247 Till next time. 72 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:59,151 Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs 73 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:04,725 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month. 74 00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:06,600 Okay, Mr. Jordan. 75 00:04:06,784 --> 00:04:10,495 I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my "back pain," 76 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:12,394 Adderall to stay focused, 77 00:04:12,832 --> 00:04:15,375 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, 78 00:04:15,376 --> 00:04:18,446 cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well, 79 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:19,985 because it's awesome. 80 00:04:20,006 --> 00:04:21,107 Good morning, Nathan. 81 00:04:27,847 --> 00:04:30,450 But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, 82 00:04:30,475 --> 00:04:32,794 there is one that is my absolute favorite. 83 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,087 You see, 84 00:04:35,688 --> 00:04:38,291 enough of this shit'll make you invincible. 85 00:04:39,192 --> 00:04:41,401 Able to conquer the world, 86 00:04:41,402 --> 00:04:43,129 and eviscerate your enemies. 87 00:04:43,863 --> 00:04:45,071 (SNORTS) 88 00:04:45,072 --> 00:04:46,298 Ah! 89 00:04:46,365 --> 00:04:48,559 And I'm not talking about this. 90 00:04:49,285 --> 00:04:50,728 I'm talking about this. 91 00:04:54,415 --> 00:04:56,666 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life, 92 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:59,211 better food, better cars, better pussy. 93 00:04:59,212 --> 00:05:01,588 It also makes you a better person. 94 00:05:01,589 --> 00:05:03,381 You can give generously to the church 95 00:05:03,382 --> 00:05:05,300 or political party of your choice. 96 00:05:05,301 --> 00:05:07,950 You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. 97 00:05:12,642 --> 00:05:15,495 I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back. 98 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,979 I'm 22 years old, newly married, 99 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,503 and already a money-crazed little shit. 100 00:05:20,525 --> 00:05:21,775 So what do I do? 101 00:05:21,776 --> 00:05:23,276 I go to the one place on Earth 102 00:05:23,277 --> 00:05:25,675 that befit my high-minded ambitions. 103 00:05:27,865 --> 00:05:28,966 I love you. 104 00:05:39,627 --> 00:05:42,480 JERRY: You are lower than pond scum. 105 00:05:43,714 --> 00:05:45,487 You got a problem with that, 106 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:47,276 Jordan? 107 00:05:47,885 --> 00:05:49,578 No. No problem at all. 108 00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:51,179 Good. Because that is what you are. 109 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,497 Pond scum. 110 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:54,140 Your job is connector, 111 00:05:54,141 --> 00:05:58,019 which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day 112 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,981 trying to connect me with wealthy business owners. 113 00:06:00,982 --> 00:06:03,024 And until you pass your Series 7, 114 00:06:03,025 --> 00:06:05,318 that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit. 115 00:06:05,319 --> 00:06:06,545 Sit! 116 00:06:07,613 --> 00:06:11,116 Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000. 117 00:06:11,117 --> 00:06:14,471 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million. 118 00:06:14,745 --> 00:06:16,454 JORDAN: A million dollars? 119 00:06:16,455 --> 00:06:19,058 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be. 120 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:22,274 - Jordan Belfort. - Yes, sir. 121 00:06:22,336 --> 00:06:24,234 - Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you. 122 00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:26,858 And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole. 123 00:06:27,258 --> 00:06:28,633 Smile and dial. 124 00:06:28,634 --> 00:06:31,112 And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00. 125 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:32,721 Hey, fuck him. 126 00:06:32,722 --> 00:06:35,450 I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker. 127 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,917 Why don't you blow me, Hanna? 128 00:06:37,476 --> 00:06:40,625 Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview? 129 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,582 I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir? 130 00:06:43,608 --> 00:06:45,085 I fucking love that. 131 00:06:45,943 --> 00:06:47,636 - Lunch. Today. - Yeah. 132 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:50,614 We don't start dialing at 9:30 133 00:06:50,615 --> 00:06:53,533 because our clients are already answering the phone. 134 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:56,161 Three. Two. One. 135 00:06:56,162 --> 00:06:57,263 Let's fuck! 136 00:06:57,288 --> 00:06:58,981 (BELL RINGS) 137 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,999 JORDAN: You want to know what money sounds like? 138 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,043 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. 139 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:04,586 "Fuck" this, "shit" that. 140 00:07:04,587 --> 00:07:06,087 "Cunt, " "cock," "asshole. ". 141 00:07:06,088 --> 00:07:08,381 I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. 142 00:07:08,382 --> 00:07:09,758 - MAN 1: Good fucking package... - MAN 2: Piece of shit! 143 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:11,532 I was hooked in seconds. 144 00:07:12,637 --> 00:07:14,614 It was like mainlining adrenaline. 145 00:07:14,722 --> 00:07:17,120 Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh? 146 00:07:17,558 --> 00:07:19,786 You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44... 147 00:07:20,144 --> 00:07:22,372 - Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry... 148 00:07:25,107 --> 00:07:27,209 You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna. 149 00:07:27,276 --> 00:07:30,195 We don't give two shits about how technology works 150 00:07:30,196 --> 00:07:32,924 because all we care about is getting fucking rich. 151 00:07:32,949 --> 00:07:34,301 - Solid, 2,000. - Jordan Belfort. 152 00:07:36,702 --> 00:07:37,803 Done! 153 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:40,205 Time to paint the tape. Whoo! 154 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:43,685 2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole! 155 00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:45,193 Come on. 156 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:48,985 Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot. 157 00:07:49,966 --> 00:07:51,716 In. In. Shut that motherfucker. 158 00:07:51,717 --> 00:07:52,989 Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! 159 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,202 Sold! 160 00:07:57,890 --> 00:07:59,913 (MARK HUMMING) 161 00:08:12,405 --> 00:08:13,677 Yeah. 162 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,717 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 163 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:22,098 Tootski? 164 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,191 Oh, no. Thank you, though. 165 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,194 Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? 166 00:08:27,336 --> 00:08:29,655 Well, Hector, here's the game plan. 167 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:32,257 You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis. 168 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:34,009 You know howl like them. Straight up. 169 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:36,720 And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that, 170 00:08:36,721 --> 00:08:38,179 you're gonna bring us two more. 171 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:41,516 Then two more after that every five minutes 172 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:43,711 until one of us passes the fuck out. 173 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:45,045 (CHUCKLES) 174 00:08:45,062 --> 00:08:46,379 HECTOR: Excellent strategy, sir. 175 00:08:46,564 --> 00:08:48,257 I'm good with water for now. 176 00:08:48,399 --> 00:08:49,716 Thank you. 177 00:08:49,859 --> 00:08:52,712 It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time. 178 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,514 - Thank you. - Thank you. 179 00:08:56,615 --> 00:08:57,807 Mr. Hanna? 180 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,994 You're able to do drugs during the day 181 00:09:00,995 --> 00:09:03,518 and then still function, still do your job? 182 00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:05,957 How the fuck else would you do this job? 183 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,901 Cocaine and hookers, my friend. 184 00:09:08,169 --> 00:09:09,691 Right. (CHUCKLES) 185 00:09:10,629 --> 00:09:12,797 Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited 186 00:09:12,798 --> 00:09:15,071 to be a part of your firm. I mean... 187 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:17,677 The clients you have are absolutely... 188 00:09:17,678 --> 00:09:19,075 Fuck the clients. 189 00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:22,913 Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. 190 00:09:23,851 --> 00:09:25,123 You got a girlfriend? 191 00:09:25,144 --> 00:09:26,811 I'm married. I have a wife. 192 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,960 Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. 193 00:09:28,981 --> 00:09:30,356 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 194 00:09:30,357 --> 00:09:31,800 Think about Teresa. 195 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,068 Name of the game. 196 00:09:33,069 --> 00:09:36,924 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket. 197 00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:38,114 Right. 198 00:09:38,115 --> 00:09:39,866 But if you make your clients money at the same time, 199 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,265 it's advantageous to everyone. Correct? 200 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:44,062 No. 201 00:09:44,914 --> 00:09:46,891 Number one rule of Wall Street. 202 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,064 Nobody... 203 00:09:49,251 --> 00:09:51,461 I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett. 204 00:09:51,462 --> 00:09:54,172 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, 205 00:09:54,173 --> 00:09:56,174 down, sideways, or in fucking circles. 206 00:09:56,175 --> 00:09:58,343 - Least of all stockbrokers, right? - Mmm-hmm. 207 00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,887 It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? 208 00:10:00,888 --> 00:10:03,036 Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake. 209 00:10:03,057 --> 00:10:05,892 Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's... 210 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:08,353 (WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. 211 00:10:08,354 --> 00:10:10,355 It's never landed. It is no matter. 212 00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:11,815 It's not on the elemental chart. 213 00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:13,900 It's not fucking real. 214 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,298 - Right? - Right. 215 00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,258 - Stay with me. - Mmm-hmm. 216 00:10:17,696 --> 00:10:20,015 We don't create shit. We don't build anything. 217 00:10:20,032 --> 00:10:21,116 No. 218 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:24,160 So if you got a client who bought stock at 8 219 00:10:24,161 --> 00:10:26,684 and it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy. 220 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:28,123 He wants to cash in, liquidate, 221 00:10:28,124 --> 00:10:29,874 take his fucking money and run home. 222 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,898 - You don't let him do that. - Okay. 223 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:33,862 - 'Cause that would make it real. - Right. 224 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:35,213 No. What do you do? 225 00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:37,066 You get another brilliant idea. 226 00:10:37,258 --> 00:10:38,758 A special idea. 227 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:41,261 Another "situation." Another stock 228 00:10:41,262 --> 00:10:43,388 to reinvest his earnings and then some. 229 00:10:43,389 --> 00:10:45,708 And he will, every single time. 230 00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,747 'Cause they're fucking addicted. 231 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:50,854 And you just keep doing this, again and again and again. 232 00:10:50,855 --> 00:10:53,815 Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich, 233 00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:55,793 which he is, on paper. 234 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,735 But you and me, the brokers, 235 00:10:57,736 --> 00:10:59,612 we're taking home cold hard cash 236 00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:01,966 via commission, motherfucker. 237 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:03,641 Right. 238 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:06,911 That's incredible, sir. 239 00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:08,389 I can't tell you how excited I am. 240 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:09,686 You should be. 241 00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:13,562 There's two keys to success in the broker business. 242 00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:15,020 First of all... 243 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:16,984 (EXHALES) 244 00:11:17,131 --> 00:11:19,108 - You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah. 245 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,825 Do you jerk off? 246 00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:23,803 Do I... Do I jerk off? 247 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:26,123 Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah. 248 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:27,537 How many times a week? 249 00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,435 Like, um, three or four. 250 00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:31,769 Three or four times, maybe five. 251 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:32,812 Gotta pump those numbers up. 252 00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:35,148 Those are rookie numbers in this racket. 253 00:11:35,149 --> 00:11:39,049 I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. 254 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:40,778 - Wow. - Once in the morning 255 00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:43,223 right after I work out, then once right after lunch. 256 00:11:43,365 --> 00:11:44,842 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 257 00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:47,512 I want to. That's not why I do it. 258 00:11:47,703 --> 00:11:49,851 I do it 'cause I fucking need to. 259 00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,457 Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. 260 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,501 All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. 261 00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:56,603 Bang, bang, bang. 262 00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:57,795 (SQUEAKING) 263 00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,148 Fucking digits. 264 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:02,425 All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. 265 00:12:02,426 --> 00:12:03,778 - All right? - Mmm-hmm. 266 00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,136 It kind of wigs some people out. 267 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,262 - Mmm-hmm. - Right. 268 00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,639 You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. 269 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,681 Mmm-hmm. 270 00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,516 I keep the rhythm below the belt. 271 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:11,809 Done. 272 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,394 This is not a tip, this is a prescription. 273 00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:14,621 - Trust me. - Mmm-hmm. 274 00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:17,232 If you don't, you will fall out of balance, 275 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,442 split your differential and tip the fuck over. 276 00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:20,818 Or worse yet, 277 00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:22,637 I've seen this happen, implode. 278 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,739 No, I don't want to implode, sir. 279 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:25,949 No. No, you don't. 280 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,242 I'm in it for the long run, you know? 281 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:28,845 - Implosions are ugly. - Yeah. 282 00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:31,162 Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. 283 00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:32,247 When you get really good at it, 284 00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:35,272 you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money. 285 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:40,630 Second key to success in this racket 286 00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,965 is this little baby right here. 287 00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:43,443 It's called cocaine. 288 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:44,926 Right. 289 00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:46,886 It'll keep you sharp between the ears. 290 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,955 It'll also help your fingers dial faster. 291 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,199 And guess what? 292 00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:52,118 That's good for me. 293 00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:53,623 Yes, sir. 294 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,167 Revolutions. You follow? 295 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:57,289 Revolutions. 296 00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,565 Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel. 297 00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:03,194 And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365, 298 00:13:03,195 --> 00:13:06,219 every decade, every goddamn century. 299 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,637 That's it. (JORDAN LAUGHING) 300 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:09,514 The name of the game. 301 00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,142 Halkidiki? 302 00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:13,848 - Hmm. - Thank you. 303 00:13:14,915 --> 00:13:16,141 (MARK HUMMING) 304 00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,652 Come on. 305 00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,659 (BOTH HUMMING) 306 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,537 We're the common denominator. 307 00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:38,671 Ah. 308 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,008 BOTH: Ah. 309 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:43,961 Keep it up for me. 310 00:13:44,028 --> 00:13:45,945 (SINGING) ♪ You've seen the echo ♪ 311 00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:47,639 ♪ And the money comes in ♪ 312 00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:50,116 ♪ The parade comes to town ♪ 313 00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,951 ♪ Going down Broadway ♪ 314 00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,619 ♪ It's a one-way street ♪ 315 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,017 ♪ Whichever way I go ♪ 316 00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,232 (HUMMING CONTINUES) 317 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,251 JORDAN: The next six months, 318 00:14:00,252 --> 00:14:02,670 I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street. 319 00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:06,366 Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7. 320 00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:11,204 Oh! 321 00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:13,365 Oh, fuckers. 322 00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:16,710 Oh! 323 00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:24,442 Then I was a licensed broker at last, 324 00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:26,527 ready to make my fortune. 325 00:14:26,528 --> 00:14:31,225 My first day as a future Master of the Universe. 326 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,817 I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago. 327 00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,252 Today it is trading at 36 1/2. 328 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,525 Mr... 329 00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:50,885 JORDAN: They called it Black Monday. 330 00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:52,178 No shit. 331 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:56,307 By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points. 332 00:14:56,308 --> 00:14:59,252 The biggest plummet since the crash of '29. 333 00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:00,728 MARK: I know your family, you know mine. 334 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:03,815 No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit. 335 00:15:03,816 --> 00:15:05,233 Let them do what they want to fucking do. 336 00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,567 Our market's solid. 337 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,295 This is not something that you want to sell. 338 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,093 You know what happened? A fucking tsunami. 339 00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,239 I think you're making a big mistake. 340 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,824 Yes, I will talk to your wife. 341 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,534 Trust me, do not answer the phone. 342 00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:15,952 A lot of people are gonna be calling you, 343 00:15:15,953 --> 00:15:17,145 trying to get your dirty laundry. 344 00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:18,413 We don't know what's going on here. 345 00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:19,766 I know. I know. 346 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,475 (BELL RINGS) 347 00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:31,194 MARK: Holy 348 00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:35,114 fucking shit! 349 00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,516 JORDAN: Unbelievable. 350 00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:41,060 My first shitty day as a broker. 351 00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,521 Within a month, L.F. Rothschild, 352 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:48,378 an institution since 1899, closed its doors. 353 00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,862 Wall Street had swallowed me up 354 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:53,341 and shit me right back out again. 355 00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:58,995 We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to. 356 00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:00,580 - Babe... - Because I don't mind. 357 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:01,747 If we needed to, I'm saying... 358 00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:03,374 - Will you listen to me? - Okay. 359 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,603 You're not pawning anything. Okay? 360 00:16:05,669 --> 00:16:07,044 - Okay. - What do I always tell you? 361 00:16:07,045 --> 00:16:08,245 You're gonna be a millionaire. 362 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,733 That's right. Okay? Just let me look. 363 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:12,030 We'll find something. 364 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,759 - How about this? - What? 365 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,304 Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store. 366 00:16:16,305 --> 00:16:17,622 Stock boy. What do you think? 367 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:19,203 You're not gonna work at that place. 368 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,308 Yeah, but, you know, you start off... 369 00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:21,476 Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place 370 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:22,560 - if you go there. - I know. 371 00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:23,811 It's sales. You work your way up, 372 00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:25,021 you'll be a general manager. 373 00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,731 - You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not? 374 00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:28,254 'Cause you're a stockbroker. 375 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,128 You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now? 376 00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:32,505 You understand that? 377 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,176 Okay? 378 00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,684 (JORDAN SIGHS) 379 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,182 TERESA: Ah. This place is. 380 00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,473 - What? - What's that say? 381 00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:43,849 "Stockbrokers." 382 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,517 (LAUGHS) 383 00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:46,792 In Long Island? Stockbrokers in Long Island? 384 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,019 TERESA: Yeah. 385 00:16:48,337 --> 00:16:50,189 It's in Long Island. So what? 386 00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,296 (TOILET FLUSHING) 387 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:12,007 Hey, uh, I'm looking for Investor's Center. 388 00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:14,926 What's that? You want to invest? 389 00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,781 No. Investor's Center. 390 00:17:16,782 --> 00:17:18,054 I'm looking for Investor's Center. 391 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:20,743 Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it. 392 00:17:20,744 --> 00:17:21,786 Oh. 393 00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,454 - I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne? 394 00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:25,398 Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone. 395 00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,059 I'm Jordan Belfort. 396 00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:29,403 I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York. 397 00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,237 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you? 398 00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:32,797 We had a conversation... 399 00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,131 We spoke on the phone earlier, right? 400 00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:35,550 - Two hours ago. - Right. 401 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:36,652 Yeah. 402 00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:38,658 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 403 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,784 They're up and comers. That's what that means. 404 00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,682 It's 3 cents a share, that's $3! 405 00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:44,251 You cheap fuck! 406 00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,185 So, uh... 407 00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,914 So where are your Quotrons here? 408 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,190 - Quotrons? - Yeah. Your computers. 409 00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:52,567 No, no. We don't even need computers here. 410 00:17:52,568 --> 00:17:54,386 We just trade right off the pink sheets here. 411 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,262 - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks. 412 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,197 You know, uh, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ, 413 00:17:58,198 --> 00:17:59,470 they don't have enough capital? 414 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:00,658 Their shares trade here. 415 00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,432 - Penny stocks? - Yeah. 416 00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,413 This one, uh, Aerodyne, is a really interesting... 417 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:06,872 Or Aerotyne... 418 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,441 Aerotyne, yeah. 419 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,152 Aero... Aerotyne... 420 00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:11,586 Aerotyne. Yeah. 421 00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:12,795 Very hot stock right now. 422 00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:13,879 Oh, yeah? 423 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,172 They're just a couple of brothers that are making 424 00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:16,591 radar detectors out of their garage. 425 00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:17,675 They're out in Dubuque. 426 00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:19,010 Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure. 427 00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:20,511 But you call the company's main line, 428 00:18:20,512 --> 00:18:22,430 their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet. 429 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:24,432 - Good company. - I actually don't know what else to... 430 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,183 I don't know anything else about them other than that. 431 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:27,310 (BOTH LAUGHING) 432 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,958 Six cents a share? 433 00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,791 Hey, come on. Who buys this crap? 434 00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,004 Well, I mean... 435 00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:34,400 Honestly, mostly schmucks. 436 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,503 Postmen, there's always postmen. 437 00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:38,487 Uh, plumbers. Um... 438 00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:40,031 They see our ads in the back of, uh, 439 00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:41,616 Hustler and Popular Mechanics. 440 00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:44,561 Our ads actually say they can get rich quick. 441 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,828 - Hustler? - Yeah. 442 00:18:45,829 --> 00:18:47,121 You know, those girlie magazines. 443 00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:48,690 Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag. 444 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:49,874 - A lot. - Yeah. 445 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,584 We're helping them finance houses, 446 00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:53,544 we're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring... 447 00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:54,712 A boat maybe. 448 00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:57,657 Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys... 449 00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:58,866 What are you doing here? 450 00:18:59,718 --> 00:19:00,944 Uh... 451 00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:02,745 Sort of. 452 00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:03,989 Sort of? 453 00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:08,225 Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge. 454 00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:09,602 Yeah. And that's the point, that's... 455 00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:10,770 What's your name again? 456 00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,168 Mine... Jordan Belfort. 457 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,128 Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock? 458 00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:17,253 I make one percent. Or I did make one percent. 459 00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,220 Pink sheets, it's 50. 460 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,384 It's 50%? 461 00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:25,598 50% commission? 462 00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:27,187 - Yup. - For what? 463 00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,564 It's our markup for our services. 464 00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:32,375 And so if I... If I... 465 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:36,606 if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks? 466 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,131 If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, 467 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,405 I will personally give you a blowjob for free. 468 00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:43,199 (LAUGHS) 469 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:44,845 And I hope it happens. 470 00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:46,493 (BOTH LAUGHING) 471 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:48,942 JORDAN: Hello, John, how are you doing today? 472 00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:51,602 You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back 473 00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,396 requesting information on penny stocks 474 00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:55,523 that had huge upside potential 475 00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,274 with very little downside risk. 476 00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,276 - Does that ring a bell? - Yeah, I may have sent something. 477 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:02,488 Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, 478 00:20:02,489 --> 00:20:05,217 something just came across my desk, John. 479 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:06,617 It is perhaps the best thing 480 00:20:06,618 --> 00:20:08,119 I've seen in the last six months. 481 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,995 If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share 482 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,288 the idea with you. You got a minute? 483 00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:12,415 Actually, I'm really very... 484 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,959 The name of the company, Aerotyne International. 485 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,314 It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest 486 00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,381 awaiting imminent patent approval 487 00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:22,967 on the next generation of radar detectors 488 00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:27,574 that have both huge military and civilian applications now. 489 00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:28,973 Right now, John, 490 00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,434 the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. 491 00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:33,811 And by the way, John, our analysts indicate 492 00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:36,188 it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. 493 00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:39,233 Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment 494 00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:42,258 would be upwards of $60,000! 495 00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:43,863 Jesus! That's my mortgage, man. 496 00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,531 Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage. 497 00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:47,116 This stock will pay off my house? 498 00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:48,993 John, one thing I can promise you, 499 00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:50,311 even in this market, 500 00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:52,121 is that I never ask my clients 501 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,599 to judge me on my winners. 502 00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:57,569 I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. 503 00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:59,211 And in the case of Aerotyne, 504 00:20:59,212 --> 00:21:01,922 based on every technical factor out there, John, 505 00:21:01,923 --> 00:21:05,152 we are looking at a grand slam home run. 506 00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:08,095 Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand. 507 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:10,415 $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. 508 00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:11,932 Let me lock in that trade right now 509 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,309 and get back to you with my secretary 510 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,311 with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John? 511 00:21:15,312 --> 00:21:16,664 - Yeah, sounds good. - Great. 512 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:17,897 Hey, John. 513 00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:19,545 Thank you for your vote of confidence. 514 00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:21,525 And welcome to the Investor's Center. 515 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:22,673 Yeah, thanks a lot, man. 516 00:21:22,778 --> 00:21:24,095 Bye-bye. 517 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:29,158 How'd you fucking do that? 518 00:21:29,159 --> 00:21:30,556 (MAN LAUGHS) 519 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,913 JORDAN: Just like that, I made 2 grand. 520 00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:36,813 The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire. 521 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,607 Great! Even better! 522 00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:41,712 I was selling garbage to garbage men 523 00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,315 and making cash hand over fist. 524 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:46,070 The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more. 525 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:47,968 Boom shocka locka! 526 00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:50,012 So I was selling them shit. (EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH) 527 00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:53,516 But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket. 528 00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:55,460 I knew how to spend it better. 529 00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:58,209 DONNIE: Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot? 530 00:21:58,396 --> 00:21:59,713 JORDAN: Yeah. 531 00:22:00,148 --> 00:22:01,750 - It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man. 532 00:22:01,858 --> 00:22:03,005 Donnie Azoff. 533 00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,151 Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort. 534 00:22:04,152 --> 00:22:05,513 - Nice to meet you. - How you doing? 535 00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:07,404 You know, actually, I see that car around. 536 00:22:07,405 --> 00:22:09,178 - I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where? 537 00:22:09,199 --> 00:22:11,075 I think we live in the same building. 538 00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:12,243 - No shit? - Yeah, yeah. 539 00:22:12,244 --> 00:22:14,062 - Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on? 540 00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,246 Fourth floor. 541 00:22:15,247 --> 00:22:17,190 - I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right. 542 00:22:17,249 --> 00:22:18,521 (LAUGHS) 543 00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,189 What do you do, bro? 544 00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:23,192 What do you mean, what do I do? 545 00:22:23,213 --> 00:22:24,463 For work, what do you do? 546 00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:25,690 I'm a stockbroker. 547 00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:27,572 - Stockbroker? - Yeah. 548 00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:29,240 Children's furniture. 549 00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:30,594 Oh, good for you. 550 00:22:30,595 --> 00:22:32,038 It's all right. 551 00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:33,616 You make a lot of money? 552 00:22:35,058 --> 00:22:36,751 Yeah, I do all right for myself. 553 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,085 I'm trying to put it together. 554 00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,562 You got your fucking nice car, 555 00:22:39,563 --> 00:22:41,105 we live in the same building. I just... 556 00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:43,800 I'm not understanding... How much money do you make? 557 00:22:45,485 --> 00:22:47,679 I don't know. $70,000 last month. 558 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,556 Get the fuck... 559 00:22:49,739 --> 00:22:51,386 Get the fuck out of here. 560 00:22:51,491 --> 00:22:52,763 No, I'm serious. 561 00:22:52,784 --> 00:22:54,056 Yeah, no, I'm serious, too. 562 00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:56,221 Seriously, how much money do you make? 563 00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,561 I told you. $70,000. 564 00:22:58,707 --> 00:23:01,230 Well, technically, $72,000. 565 00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:03,236 Last month. Something like that. 566 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:06,297 You made 72 grand in one month? 567 00:23:06,298 --> 00:23:07,570 Yeah. 568 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,287 I'll tell you what. 569 00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:16,473 You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it, 570 00:23:16,474 --> 00:23:18,827 I quit my job right now and I work for you. 571 00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,301 DONNIE: Hey, Paulie, what's up? 572 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,717 No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine. 573 00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:31,215 Hey, listen, I quit. 574 00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:33,175 JORDAN: And he did quit his job. 575 00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:34,450 Which I thought was a little weird. 576 00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:36,224 I mean, I just met this fucking guy. 577 00:23:36,411 --> 00:23:38,184 Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business. 578 00:23:38,204 --> 00:23:39,580 There were other things about him, too. 579 00:23:39,581 --> 00:23:41,790 Like his phosphorescent white teeth. 580 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,042 Wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife? 581 00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,294 The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses 582 00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:47,147 just to look more WASP-y. 583 00:23:47,339 --> 00:23:50,283 And then, there were these rumors. 584 00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:53,010 I heard some stupid shit. I don't know. 585 00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:55,409 Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just... 586 00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:57,456 - it's stupid. - Shit with me? 587 00:23:57,474 --> 00:23:59,683 You know, people say shit. I don't even know. 588 00:23:59,684 --> 00:24:02,207 I don't even listen to it half the time. 589 00:24:02,646 --> 00:24:03,872 What are they saying? 590 00:24:04,522 --> 00:24:07,358 Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. 591 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,692 I don't even listen to it. 592 00:24:08,693 --> 00:24:11,342 Oh, bro, it's not like that. 593 00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:12,680 It's not like that. 594 00:24:12,864 --> 00:24:15,683 Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No? 595 00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:17,660 Yeah, my wife. Yeah. 596 00:24:17,661 --> 00:24:19,578 My wife is my cousin, or whatever. 597 00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:22,182 But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know. 598 00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:24,358 Is she like a first cousin, or is she... 599 00:24:24,376 --> 00:24:25,542 Yeah, no, she's, you know... 600 00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:27,566 Her... Her father 601 00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:30,486 is the brother of my mom. 602 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,199 It's not like, what... You know. 603 00:24:32,217 --> 00:24:33,534 Look, we grew up together. 604 00:24:33,635 --> 00:24:36,220 And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot. 605 00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:38,055 And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know. 606 00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:39,749 And I'm not gonna let someone... 607 00:24:40,058 --> 00:24:41,725 You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin, 608 00:24:41,726 --> 00:24:43,811 so, you know, I used the cousin thing 609 00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,289 as like an in with her. 610 00:24:45,313 --> 00:24:47,856 I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin. 611 00:24:47,857 --> 00:24:49,608 You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, 612 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,568 it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know? 613 00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:52,736 No, I get it. Yeah. 614 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:55,056 I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? 615 00:24:55,073 --> 00:24:56,323 - What? Having kids with her? - Yeah. 616 00:24:56,324 --> 00:24:57,641 No. We have two kids. 617 00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,159 And they're... I mean... 618 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,829 I don't want to get personal, but they're okay? 619 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:04,024 No, they're not retarded or anything like that. 620 00:25:04,082 --> 00:25:06,025 But there's a big chance, right, if... 621 00:25:06,042 --> 00:25:08,419 Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know, 622 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:12,024 60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever. 623 00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,240 That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. 624 00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:15,634 Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk, 625 00:25:15,635 --> 00:25:17,428 whether you're fucking cousins or not. 626 00:25:17,429 --> 00:25:20,264 What if something like that happened? 627 00:25:20,265 --> 00:25:21,932 Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded, 628 00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:25,352 I would, you know, drive it up to the country 629 00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:27,104 and just, like, you know, open the door and say, 630 00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,378 "You're free now." You know, like, "Run free." 631 00:25:29,774 --> 00:25:30,875 You know? 632 00:25:35,572 --> 00:25:37,156 You're completely fucking with me. 633 00:25:37,157 --> 00:25:38,429 (LAUGHS) 634 00:25:39,951 --> 00:25:41,724 That's horrible. You're not gonna... 635 00:25:41,745 --> 00:25:43,412 You look like you've... No. 636 00:25:43,413 --> 00:25:45,330 We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere 637 00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:46,582 that's handled to, like, you know, 638 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,230 raise the kid or whatever. 639 00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:50,836 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. 640 00:25:50,837 --> 00:25:52,004 No, I'm not fucking happy. 641 00:25:52,005 --> 00:25:54,233 No one who's married is fucking happy. 642 00:25:54,299 --> 00:25:55,901 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 643 00:25:56,176 --> 00:25:58,177 Listen, I'm really, you know... 644 00:25:58,178 --> 00:26:00,576 I'm really appreciative for this fucking job. 645 00:26:00,638 --> 00:26:01,847 I'm really enjoying it. 646 00:26:01,848 --> 00:26:03,348 I'm really happy with what you're doing. 647 00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:05,497 Actually, I got you a little present. 648 00:26:05,769 --> 00:26:07,227 - You got me a present? - I got you something. 649 00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:08,580 Oh, fuck. You're sweet. 650 00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:09,846 Yeah. It's in the back though. 651 00:26:10,648 --> 00:26:12,421 - What do you mean? - You gotta go out back. 652 00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:14,802 Like it's wrapped up or something? 653 00:26:14,819 --> 00:26:16,361 It's wrapped up. Yeah. 654 00:26:16,362 --> 00:26:17,571 - I don't get it. - Neither do I. 655 00:26:17,572 --> 00:26:19,140 Let's fucking go. Come on. 656 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:21,325 Your turn. 657 00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:22,409 I'm not fucking doing this. 658 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,557 You're out of your fucking mind. 659 00:26:23,578 --> 00:26:25,579 - Smoke this shit, bro. - No. 660 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,664 No one's fucking here, bro. 661 00:26:27,665 --> 00:26:28,812 Get the fuck... 662 00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,667 Fucking smoke crack with me, bro. 663 00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:31,835 I'm not fucking doing it. 664 00:26:31,836 --> 00:26:34,671 Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro. 665 00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:37,116 - One hit. One hit. That's it. - Okay. 666 00:26:37,383 --> 00:26:39,110 Fucking nut job. 667 00:26:52,232 --> 00:26:53,584 (MOANS) 668 00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,892 Wow! 669 00:27:03,034 --> 00:27:04,852 (LAUGHING) 670 00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:06,645 Wow. 671 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,693 Let's go run, huh? 672 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:13,899 We gotta get out of here, buddy. 673 00:27:14,212 --> 00:27:16,713 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run. 674 00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:20,284 Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! 675 00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:22,824 Let's run! Let's fucking run! 676 00:27:23,138 --> 00:27:24,956 Let's fucking run! Go! 677 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:26,390 Go, go, go, go! 678 00:27:26,391 --> 00:27:27,617 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 679 00:27:27,725 --> 00:27:29,852 MAN: You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body. 680 00:27:29,853 --> 00:27:31,395 We're closed right now. 681 00:27:31,396 --> 00:27:33,498 So please leave us a message. 682 00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:35,274 JORDAN: Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort. 683 00:27:35,275 --> 00:27:38,735 My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage. 684 00:27:38,736 --> 00:27:41,321 Donnie and I were going out on our own. 685 00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:43,740 And the first thing we needed was brokers. 686 00:27:43,741 --> 00:27:45,742 Guys with sales experience. 687 00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:47,744 So I recruited some of my hometown boys. 688 00:27:47,745 --> 00:27:49,788 Sea Otter, who sold meat 689 00:27:49,789 --> 00:27:50,998 and weed. 690 00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,292 Chester, who sold tires 691 00:27:53,293 --> 00:27:54,459 and weed. 692 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,404 And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on. 693 00:27:57,505 --> 00:27:58,777 Mostly weed. 694 00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,405 Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay? 695 00:28:01,718 --> 00:28:02,885 This is Brad. 696 00:28:02,886 --> 00:28:04,636 And Brad's the guy I really wanted. 697 00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:05,971 But he didn't go along with us. 698 00:28:05,972 --> 00:28:08,599 He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes, 699 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,435 he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside. 700 00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:12,603 Getting any pussy with that thing or what? 701 00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:13,645 Yeah, man, of course. 702 00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,606 Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh? 703 00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:16,982 Let 'em watch. 704 00:28:16,983 --> 00:28:18,926 Let 'em watch. Know what I mean? 705 00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:23,014 Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her. 706 00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:26,260 Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through. 707 00:28:26,451 --> 00:28:29,179 Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man. 708 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:30,610 BRAD: Get the fuck out of here. 709 00:28:31,789 --> 00:28:33,732 Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what? 710 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:35,818 Ma! 711 00:28:36,377 --> 00:28:38,479 JORDAN: You listening? It's easier than you think. 712 00:28:38,504 --> 00:28:39,963 Every person you're on the phone with, 713 00:28:39,964 --> 00:28:42,591 they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. 714 00:28:42,592 --> 00:28:43,800 They all want something for nothing. 715 00:28:43,801 --> 00:28:46,386 There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude. 716 00:28:46,387 --> 00:28:47,846 You know those guys who got like the beard 717 00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:49,995 with like no mustache or some bullshit? 718 00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:53,920 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. 719 00:28:54,479 --> 00:28:55,520 I don't understand. 720 00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:56,793 CHESTER: What's that got to do with anything? 721 00:28:56,856 --> 00:28:58,754 What the fuck are you talking about? 722 00:28:58,983 --> 00:29:00,692 I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, 723 00:29:00,693 --> 00:29:03,922 but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. 724 00:29:03,988 --> 00:29:06,466 Holy fuck, you did just say that. 725 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,825 What the fuck are you talking about? 726 00:29:08,826 --> 00:29:09,993 OTTER: Yeah, like Buddhists. 727 00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:11,036 They don't give a shit about money. 728 00:29:11,037 --> 00:29:13,121 They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit. 729 00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:14,957 I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. 730 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:16,416 I'm talking about normal people, 731 00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:17,793 working-class, everyday people. 732 00:29:17,794 --> 00:29:19,795 Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy? 733 00:29:19,796 --> 00:29:21,171 There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. 734 00:29:21,172 --> 00:29:23,115 - I'm pretty fucking sure. - There could be. 735 00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:25,467 Can we get some ketchup, please? 736 00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:26,927 Do you guys not want to make money? 737 00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:28,720 ALL: I want to make some money. 738 00:29:28,721 --> 00:29:30,138 I want to make some fucking money, okay. 739 00:29:30,139 --> 00:29:31,456 I can sell anything. 740 00:29:31,516 --> 00:29:33,517 Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, 741 00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:35,518 and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other. 742 00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:37,459 That's the attitude. You can sell anything? 743 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,147 Sell me this fucking pen right here. 744 00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:40,899 You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead. 745 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,172 Sell me the pen. 746 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,962 Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today. 747 00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:47,427 Brad, show them how it's done. Boom. 748 00:29:47,448 --> 00:29:48,970 Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on. 749 00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,617 You want me to sell this fucking pen? 750 00:29:50,618 --> 00:29:52,971 That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything. 751 00:29:53,121 --> 00:29:54,204 Why don't you do me a favor. 752 00:29:54,205 --> 00:29:55,885 Write your name down on that napkin for me. 753 00:29:55,957 --> 00:29:57,082 I don't have a pen. 754 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:59,151 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend. 755 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:00,294 Holy shit. 756 00:30:00,295 --> 00:30:01,586 See what I'm saying? He's creating urgency. 757 00:30:01,587 --> 00:30:03,005 Get them to want to buy the stock. 758 00:30:03,006 --> 00:30:04,881 Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean? 759 00:30:04,882 --> 00:30:06,234 And that's the thing. 760 00:30:06,384 --> 00:30:07,986 All nuns are lesbians. 761 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,845 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter? 762 00:30:09,846 --> 00:30:11,471 OTTER: Think about it. They can't keep a dude 763 00:30:11,472 --> 00:30:12,723 so they're gonna start fucking chicks. 764 00:30:12,724 --> 00:30:14,997 Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times. 765 00:30:15,018 --> 00:30:16,476 - NICKY: He's not with us. - ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo. 766 00:30:16,477 --> 00:30:17,920 Now she runs. 767 00:30:17,937 --> 00:30:20,881 JORDAN: But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. 768 00:30:20,898 --> 00:30:22,566 Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead, 769 00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,860 took five years to finish high school. 770 00:30:24,861 --> 00:30:26,695 Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, 771 00:30:26,696 --> 00:30:27,888 didn't even graduate. 772 00:30:28,031 --> 00:30:30,073 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman, 773 00:30:30,074 --> 00:30:32,222 thought jujitsu was in Israel. 774 00:30:32,327 --> 00:30:34,745 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. 775 00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:36,496 He actually went to law school. 776 00:30:36,497 --> 00:30:40,022 I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. 777 00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,920 Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid 778 00:30:43,921 --> 00:30:47,070 and in no time, I'll make them rich. 779 00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:50,490 TERESA: Oh, my God. 780 00:30:50,678 --> 00:30:51,870 Jordan, that... 781 00:30:52,096 --> 00:30:53,263 You like it, baby? 782 00:30:53,264 --> 00:30:55,116 Oh, my God, it's beautiful. 783 00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:57,601 They're not the biggest stones in the world, 784 00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:59,579 but I promise they're really high quality. 785 00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:00,834 It's beautiful. 786 00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:02,916 They're so beautiful. 787 00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:04,630 Oh, boy. 788 00:31:05,026 --> 00:31:06,109 What? 789 00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,695 I know that look. What is it? Go ahead. 790 00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:10,423 I don't know, it's... You know... 791 00:31:10,948 --> 00:31:13,346 These stocks... These companies... 792 00:31:13,785 --> 00:31:15,452 They're like crappy companies. 793 00:31:15,453 --> 00:31:16,850 - Well, yeah. - Okay. 794 00:31:16,871 --> 00:31:18,314 Yeah, they're terrible. 795 00:31:19,082 --> 00:31:20,457 Don't worry about it. I told you, 796 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:21,858 what I'm doing is completely legal. 797 00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:22,959 Yeah, I know. 798 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,233 But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right? 799 00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:28,090 Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. 800 00:31:28,091 --> 00:31:29,568 You know how it goes. 801 00:31:29,717 --> 00:31:32,219 Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people 802 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,573 who can, like, afford to lose all that money? 803 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:37,579 Of course. 804 00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:40,707 But rich people don't buy penny stocks. 805 00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:42,664 They just don't. 806 00:31:42,939 --> 00:31:44,291 Why not? 807 00:31:46,192 --> 00:31:48,151 JORDAN: Because they're too smart, 808 00:31:48,152 --> 00:31:49,504 that's why not. 809 00:31:49,529 --> 00:31:52,531 I mean, what person with a college education 810 00:31:52,532 --> 00:31:53,907 would trust this bunch of jerk-offs? 811 00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:55,158 Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back. 812 00:31:55,159 --> 00:31:56,326 I got 5 fucking grand on the phone right now! 813 00:31:56,327 --> 00:31:57,577 Hey! 814 00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:00,622 But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs? 815 00:32:00,623 --> 00:32:03,943 What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money? 816 00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:05,523 Real money. 817 00:32:06,087 --> 00:32:08,030 So I decided to reinvent the company. 818 00:32:08,256 --> 00:32:10,450 Gentlemen, welcome 819 00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:13,362 to Stratton Oakmont. 820 00:32:13,594 --> 00:32:15,287 You schnooks will now be targeting 821 00:32:15,304 --> 00:32:18,499 the wealthiest 1% of Americans. 822 00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:20,626 We're talking about whales here. 823 00:32:20,768 --> 00:32:22,620 Moby fucking Dicks. 824 00:32:22,645 --> 00:32:26,857 And with this script, which is now your new harpoon, 825 00:32:26,858 --> 00:32:29,067 I'm gonna teach each and every one of you 826 00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:31,796 to be Captain fucking Ahab. 827 00:32:32,029 --> 00:32:33,551 Get it? Huh? 828 00:32:33,573 --> 00:32:34,799 Captain who? 829 00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,468 Captain Ahab. From the fucking... 830 00:32:38,202 --> 00:32:40,145 The book, motherfucker. From the book. 831 00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:42,205 Turn your fucking brain on. 832 00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:43,623 - Fuck you. - Jesus fuck, Robbie. 833 00:32:43,624 --> 00:32:46,694 JORDAN: Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name. 834 00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:49,781 A company that our clients can believe in. 835 00:32:50,131 --> 00:32:52,859 A company that our clients can trust. 836 00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:57,637 A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street 837 00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:01,141 that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower 838 00:33:01,142 --> 00:33:03,040 and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont 839 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,458 right into Plymouth fucking Rock! 840 00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:07,165 You got it? (ALL CHUCKLING) 841 00:33:07,231 --> 00:33:09,065 What we're gonna do is this. 842 00:33:09,066 --> 00:33:12,360 First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, 843 00:33:12,361 --> 00:33:14,321 blue chip stocks exclusively. 844 00:33:14,322 --> 00:33:16,595 Companies these people know. 845 00:33:16,741 --> 00:33:20,687 Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit. 846 00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:22,871 The pink sheets, the penny stocks, 847 00:33:22,872 --> 00:33:24,519 where we make the money. 848 00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:26,726 - 50% commission, baby. - Ooh. 849 00:33:26,959 --> 00:33:29,836 Now the key to making money in a situation like this 850 00:33:29,837 --> 00:33:32,941 is to position yourself now before the settlement. 851 00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:35,926 Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal, 852 00:33:35,927 --> 00:33:37,870 it's already too late. 853 00:33:38,554 --> 00:33:40,096 Then you wait. 854 00:33:40,097 --> 00:33:41,264 You wait. 855 00:33:41,265 --> 00:33:43,959 And whoever speaks first loses. 856 00:33:45,895 --> 00:33:47,212 CLIENT: Sorry, uh... 857 00:33:47,271 --> 00:33:48,793 I appreciate the call. 858 00:33:48,814 --> 00:33:51,233 I really have to give this some thought 859 00:33:51,234 --> 00:33:53,068 and talk to my wife about it. 860 00:33:53,069 --> 00:33:54,261 Can I call you back? 861 00:33:54,445 --> 00:33:55,862 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it, 862 00:33:55,863 --> 00:33:58,281 they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy. 863 00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:00,200 Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. 864 00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:03,787 The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys. 865 00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:05,497 And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you. 866 00:34:05,498 --> 00:34:07,225 You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right? 867 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:08,416 (ALL LAUGHING) 868 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,085 So, what do you say? 869 00:34:10,086 --> 00:34:13,338 You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at 7 870 00:34:13,339 --> 00:34:14,861 and took you out at 32... 871 00:34:14,924 --> 00:34:17,509 Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47... 872 00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:20,178 U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41... 873 00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:21,805 You wouldn't be saying to me right now, "Chester," 874 00:34:21,806 --> 00:34:23,682 "pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney" 875 00:34:23,683 --> 00:34:25,410 "on the spot, right now. Come on." 876 00:34:25,851 --> 00:34:27,310 Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously? 877 00:34:27,311 --> 00:34:28,728 I don't know you. 878 00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:31,082 You cold-called me. You're a total stranger. 879 00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,274 I am in complete agreement with you. 880 00:34:32,275 --> 00:34:34,048 You don't know me, I don't know you. 881 00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:35,277 Let me introduce myself to you. 882 00:34:35,278 --> 00:34:36,736 My name is Alden Kupferberg. 883 00:34:36,737 --> 00:34:38,180 - Robbie Feinberg. - Chester Ming. 884 00:34:38,197 --> 00:34:40,073 I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont... 885 00:34:40,074 --> 00:34:41,575 and I plan on being one of the... 886 00:34:41,576 --> 00:34:43,952 top brokers in my firm next year. 887 00:34:43,953 --> 00:34:45,993 And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley. 888 00:34:46,038 --> 00:34:48,039 I do wanna say that you sound like a... 889 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,874 You sound like a pretty sincere guy. 890 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,042 (LAUGHING) OTTER: It's not gonna make you rich 891 00:34:51,043 --> 00:34:52,168 and it's not gonna make you poor. 892 00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:54,738 But what this trade will do is serve as... 893 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:57,108 a benchmark for future business, Kevin. 894 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,009 You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty? 895 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,343 And then you'll know for sure 896 00:35:00,344 --> 00:35:02,512 that you finally found a broker on Wall Street 897 00:35:02,513 --> 00:35:04,139 that you can trust, 898 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:07,835 and who can consistently make you money. 899 00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:09,336 Sound fair enough? 900 00:35:09,437 --> 00:35:11,130 (MOUTHING) 901 00:35:11,355 --> 00:35:13,332 You know what... Yeah. 902 00:35:14,108 --> 00:35:15,960 I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 903 00:35:17,737 --> 00:35:19,112 What are you thinking? 904 00:35:19,113 --> 00:35:20,214 Kevin. 905 00:35:20,781 --> 00:35:22,741 You give me one shot here 906 00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:25,452 on a blue chip stock like Kodak, 907 00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:27,704 and believe me, Kevin, 908 00:35:27,705 --> 00:35:30,332 the only problem you're gonna have 909 00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,856 is that you didn't buy more. 910 00:35:32,918 --> 00:35:34,486 Sound fair enough? 911 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,072 Shit. My... 912 00:35:39,216 --> 00:35:40,488 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 913 00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:42,612 My wife might divorce me, but... 914 00:35:42,637 --> 00:35:43,829 Yeah, let's do it. 915 00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:45,330 (ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY) 916 00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:46,931 Excellent choice, Kevin. 917 00:35:46,932 --> 00:35:48,830 How much do you want to go for this time? 918 00:35:48,934 --> 00:35:50,894 Let's do 5... $5,000. 919 00:35:50,895 --> 00:35:52,145 Can we try 8,000, Kevin? 920 00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:53,589 All right. Let's do 10. 921 00:35:53,731 --> 00:35:54,898 - Ten. - You want to do that? 922 00:35:54,899 --> 00:35:55,982 Excellent choice! 923 00:35:55,983 --> 00:35:57,484 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now 924 00:35:57,485 --> 00:35:58,777 and get back to you in a few minutes 925 00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:00,236 with an exact confirmation, Kevin. 926 00:36:00,237 --> 00:36:02,906 And welcome to Stratton Oakmont. 927 00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:05,180 Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer. 928 00:36:05,242 --> 00:36:06,409 This is fun. 929 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:07,682 Take it easy, Kev. 930 00:36:07,745 --> 00:36:09,688 Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a... 931 00:36:10,373 --> 00:36:12,396 Fuck that motherfucker! 932 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,352 That's what I'm talking about! 933 00:36:17,713 --> 00:36:19,110 What a fucking idiot. 934 00:36:19,256 --> 00:36:22,656 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines. 935 00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:26,114 And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines. 936 00:36:26,138 --> 00:36:27,330 Get in now or... 937 00:36:27,431 --> 00:36:29,099 - I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming... 938 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,392 BOTH: and I'm a Senior Vice President 939 00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:31,710 with Stratton Oakmont. 940 00:36:32,395 --> 00:36:35,965 Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss. 941 00:36:36,273 --> 00:36:37,482 When did he pass? 942 00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:38,566 Just say I'm wrong, right. 943 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:39,693 And the stock goes down a couple points... 944 00:36:39,694 --> 00:36:41,277 and it makes you, in the words of my grandfather, 945 00:36:41,278 --> 00:36:44,155 God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money." 946 00:36:44,156 --> 00:36:45,365 It's like getting in on fucking sunlight 947 00:36:45,366 --> 00:36:47,013 before there was fucking sunlight. You understand? 948 00:36:47,118 --> 00:36:48,910 MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares? 949 00:36:48,911 --> 00:36:50,479 MAN 2: Okay, 25,000. 950 00:36:52,248 --> 00:36:53,581 That's a very intelligent decision. 951 00:36:53,582 --> 00:36:55,342 I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate. 952 00:36:56,127 --> 00:36:57,228 Rhonda! 953 00:36:57,878 --> 00:36:59,254 - Rhonda! - ...put you through to Andrea. 954 00:36:59,255 --> 00:37:01,073 Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda? 955 00:37:02,591 --> 00:37:04,568 (BELL RINGING) 956 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:08,805 Everybody have a good week? 957 00:37:08,806 --> 00:37:09,998 ALL: Yeah! 958 00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:12,475 The end of the month. 959 00:37:12,476 --> 00:37:16,146 $28.7 million in gross commissions, 960 00:37:16,147 --> 00:37:18,966 all from pink sheet stock, boys! 961 00:37:20,609 --> 00:37:23,695 And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery, 962 00:37:23,696 --> 00:37:25,530 I have offered our lovely sales assistant, 963 00:37:25,531 --> 00:37:27,532 Danielle Harrison, here, 964 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:31,327 $10,000 to shave her fucking head! 965 00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,554 (ALL CHEERING) Yeah! 966 00:37:32,621 --> 00:37:33,722 (LAUGHING) 967 00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:36,108 NICKY: Yeah, you want this? 968 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,268 You want this? 969 00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:39,778 Let's scalp her! Scalp her! 970 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,172 NICKY: Let the scalping begin! 971 00:37:42,173 --> 00:37:45,322 (ALL CONTINUE CHANTING) 972 00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,286 ALL: Scalp! Scalp! Scalp! 973 00:37:49,138 --> 00:37:51,431 JORDAN: FYI, boys, Danielle has promised 974 00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:54,476 to use this $10,000 for breast implants! 975 00:37:54,477 --> 00:37:55,894 She's already got C cups, 976 00:37:55,895 --> 00:37:57,997 but now she wants fucking double D's! 977 00:37:58,063 --> 00:38:00,712 Is this a great fucking company or what? 978 00:38:03,068 --> 00:38:06,047 Is this the greatest company in the world? 979 00:38:09,074 --> 00:38:10,471 Donnie! 980 00:38:10,534 --> 00:38:13,979 Blow the roof off this motherfucker! 981 00:38:17,124 --> 00:38:19,226 (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) 982 00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:44,255 - Champagne? - Whoo! 983 00:38:48,113 --> 00:38:50,636 Send in the stripees! 984 00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,677 (ALL CHEERING) 985 00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:26,043 Mine! 986 00:39:31,031 --> 00:39:32,383 (YELLING) 987 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:44,752 JORDAN: Word about us spread throughout Wall Street. 988 00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:46,730 Even the places I didn't want it to. 989 00:39:56,265 --> 00:39:58,808 It wasn't long before Forbes magazine, 990 00:39:58,809 --> 00:40:01,644 the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me. 991 00:40:01,645 --> 00:40:05,064 Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont? 992 00:40:05,065 --> 00:40:06,337 One word? 993 00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:10,133 (EXHALES) Diversification. 994 00:40:10,821 --> 00:40:12,196 Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough. 995 00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:13,281 - I appreciate your time. - Fantastic. 996 00:40:13,282 --> 00:40:14,383 Can we get a quick picture? 997 00:40:14,742 --> 00:40:15,825 (CAMERA CLICKS) 998 00:40:15,826 --> 00:40:18,930 JORDAN: A total fucking hatchet job. 999 00:40:18,996 --> 00:40:21,144 This conniving little twat! Look at this! 1000 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:24,143 "The Wolf of Wall Street" they call me. Look. 1001 00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:25,315 Your hair looks good. 1002 00:40:25,336 --> 00:40:26,878 - Well, my hair looks good. - Yeah. 1003 00:40:26,879 --> 00:40:28,338 "Jordan Belfort," 1004 00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:30,924 "sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood" 1005 00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:33,653 "who takes from the rich and gives to himself" 1006 00:40:33,677 --> 00:40:35,511 "and his merry little band of brokers." 1007 00:40:35,512 --> 00:40:36,989 - Read that. Read it. - Listen. 1008 00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:40,892 There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart. 1009 00:40:40,893 --> 00:40:42,336 Read the article, babe. 1010 00:40:42,561 --> 00:40:45,039 Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine. 1011 00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,416 Big fucking deal I look great. 1012 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,757 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1013 00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:49,317 MAN: Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please? 1014 00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,341 Excuse me, excuse me, sir! 1015 00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:55,216 Calm the fuck down! 1016 00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:57,096 What the hell's all this? 1017 00:40:57,201 --> 00:41:00,020 It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now. 1018 00:41:00,037 --> 00:41:01,204 Hey! What did I say? 1019 00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:02,522 I'm just trying to be nice. 1020 00:41:02,748 --> 00:41:05,442 Hey, you want a job, you talk to me! 1021 00:41:05,709 --> 00:41:06,810 - Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute. 1022 00:41:06,877 --> 00:41:09,526 JORDAN: Forbes made me a superstar. 1023 00:41:10,631 --> 00:41:15,578 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door. 1024 00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:19,555 If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight 1025 00:41:19,556 --> 00:41:21,265 and spent whatever allowance they had 1026 00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:23,768 on a new suit from our Stratton tailor. 1027 00:41:23,769 --> 00:41:25,416 Are you fucking serious right now? 1028 00:41:25,813 --> 00:41:29,588 I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs. 1029 00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:32,211 And here comes this jerk-off sniffing around. 1030 00:41:32,736 --> 00:41:35,905 But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world, 1031 00:41:35,906 --> 00:41:39,385 there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down. 1032 00:41:40,661 --> 00:41:42,889 Within months, we doubled in size, 1033 00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:44,731 moved to even bigger offices. 1034 00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:46,775 (GRUNTING) 1035 00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:48,269 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1036 00:41:52,047 --> 00:41:53,399 It was a madhouse. 1037 00:41:53,757 --> 00:41:55,029 A greed-fest, 1038 00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:59,030 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. 1039 00:41:59,388 --> 00:42:00,614 (SCREAMING) Yes! 1040 00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:05,226 It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone 1041 00:42:05,227 --> 00:42:07,204 between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00. 1042 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,939 But I'm telling you, even that didn't help. 1043 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:13,109 Actually, the madness started on our very first day, 1044 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:14,652 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, 1045 00:42:14,653 --> 00:42:16,863 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob 1046 00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:18,448 from a sales assistant. 1047 00:42:18,449 --> 00:42:20,450 Her name was Pam, and to her credit, 1048 00:42:20,451 --> 00:42:22,785 she did have this amazing technique, 1049 00:42:22,786 --> 00:42:25,560 with this wild twist and jerk motion. 1050 00:42:25,664 --> 00:42:27,081 About a month later, 1051 00:42:27,082 --> 00:42:29,083 Donnie and I decided to double-team her 1052 00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:30,334 on a Saturday afternoon 1053 00:42:30,335 --> 00:42:33,188 while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. 1054 00:42:33,464 --> 00:42:34,839 Eventually, Ben married her, 1055 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,383 which was pretty amazing considering she blew 1056 00:42:37,384 --> 00:42:39,782 every single guy in the office. 1057 00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:43,123 Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later. 1058 00:42:43,265 --> 00:42:47,643 Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer. 1059 00:42:47,644 --> 00:42:49,746 Stratton's very own Gestapo. 1060 00:42:51,148 --> 00:42:54,275 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper, 1061 00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:55,735 which could be set off by something 1062 00:42:55,736 --> 00:42:57,737 as innocuous as a ringing telephone. 1063 00:42:57,738 --> 00:42:59,090 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1064 00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:02,075 Who the fuck has the goddamn gall 1065 00:43:02,076 --> 00:43:04,804 to call this house on a Tuesday night? 1066 00:43:04,953 --> 00:43:07,038 God damn it! 1067 00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:08,164 You're gonna miss it! 1068 00:43:08,165 --> 00:43:10,083 Ooh, please, tell me something I don't know. 1069 00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:12,919 I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer 1070 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,296 and they have to fucking... Hello. 1071 00:43:15,297 --> 00:43:17,090 JORDAN: But as soon as he picked up the phone... 1072 00:43:17,091 --> 00:43:18,488 Gene. How are you, Gene? 1073 00:43:18,509 --> 00:43:20,510 He'd affect this weird British accent. 1074 00:43:20,511 --> 00:43:22,363 Right-o, Gene, that'd be great. 1075 00:43:22,846 --> 00:43:24,097 Cheerio. 1076 00:43:24,098 --> 00:43:25,181 It was absolutely bizarre. 1077 00:43:25,182 --> 00:43:26,849 The fucking halfwit! 1078 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:27,975 - He'd hang up... - You missed it! 1079 00:43:27,976 --> 00:43:29,999 And then he's Mad Max all over again. 1080 00:43:30,354 --> 00:43:31,455 Damn it! 1081 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,378 All right, tell me what happened. What happened? 1082 00:43:33,816 --> 00:43:35,942 Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister. 1083 00:43:35,943 --> 00:43:37,443 Who's he? Who? Tell me who... 1084 00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:39,112 The main guy. You know who the main... 1085 00:43:39,113 --> 00:43:40,279 The main guy... 1086 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,724 it was his mother's sister. She showed up dead. 1087 00:43:42,866 --> 00:43:44,033 (LAUGHING) 1088 00:43:44,034 --> 00:43:45,701 JORDAN: Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know 1089 00:43:45,702 --> 00:43:47,520 everything we were doing at Stratton. 1090 00:43:47,621 --> 00:43:49,644 And then there's a big target and we... 1091 00:43:49,748 --> 00:43:51,646 They get launched at the target. They stick. 1092 00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:53,876 NICKY: There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign. 1093 00:43:53,877 --> 00:43:55,044 Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign... 1094 00:43:55,045 --> 00:43:56,087 gets the most points. 1095 00:43:56,088 --> 00:43:58,381 I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing. 1096 00:43:58,382 --> 00:44:00,383 So if it gets hurt, what happens? 1097 00:44:00,384 --> 00:44:01,717 'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts. 1098 00:44:01,718 --> 00:44:03,052 I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like... 1099 00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:04,929 They got like superhuman strength. 1100 00:44:04,930 --> 00:44:06,222 I think he's gonna be fine. 1101 00:44:06,223 --> 00:44:08,224 You can't look him right in the eyes. 1102 00:44:08,225 --> 00:44:09,475 You can't look him in the eye? 1103 00:44:09,476 --> 00:44:11,249 That's a fact. I saw it on PBS. 1104 00:44:11,311 --> 00:44:13,187 They get confused and their wires get crossed. 1105 00:44:13,188 --> 00:44:14,814 You gotta look at their chin. 1106 00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:15,940 Like it looks like I'm looking at you 1107 00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:17,024 but I'm looking at your chin. 1108 00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:19,235 I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you? 1109 00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:21,237 They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact, 1110 00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:22,885 like, wherever you are standing in the room. 1111 00:44:22,948 --> 00:44:24,174 And they lock in. 1112 00:44:24,283 --> 00:44:26,723 JORDAN: No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them? 1113 00:44:26,952 --> 00:44:28,077 We're allowed to throw shit at 'em. 1114 00:44:28,078 --> 00:44:29,579 We're allowed to throw food? Bananas. 1115 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,080 Any food. Correct. 1116 00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,248 But, for example, what I wouldn't do is 1117 00:44:32,249 --> 00:44:34,083 maybe like tell him to pull his cock out 1118 00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:35,857 and like get some of the girls to, you know, 1119 00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:37,044 fondle him and shit like that. 1120 00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:38,129 That would be... That's unacceptable? 1121 00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:39,213 Let's keep that in our back pocket. 1122 00:44:39,214 --> 00:44:41,299 This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard. 1123 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,401 Correct. Yes, yes, yes. 1124 00:44:42,426 --> 00:44:43,843 The thing is, this is their gift, okay. 1125 00:44:43,844 --> 00:44:45,970 They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. 1126 00:44:45,971 --> 00:44:47,263 They're top heavy like a lawn dart. 1127 00:44:47,264 --> 00:44:48,347 So they're built for accuracy. 1128 00:44:48,348 --> 00:44:50,371 Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy? 1129 00:44:50,434 --> 00:44:51,559 That's his fucking brother, Rob. 1130 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,977 His brother's the bowling ball. 1131 00:44:52,978 --> 00:44:54,770 The brother, you put a skateboard on him, 1132 00:44:54,771 --> 00:44:56,105 you strap him to a skateboard, 1133 00:44:56,106 --> 00:44:57,607 you toss him down an alley at some pins. 1134 00:44:57,608 --> 00:44:59,317 - No shit. That's interesting. - Swear to fucking God. 1135 00:44:59,318 --> 00:45:01,402 - Can we get that guy? - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too. 1136 00:45:01,403 --> 00:45:03,571 But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah. 1137 00:45:03,572 --> 00:45:04,906 - Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will? 1138 00:45:04,907 --> 00:45:06,282 They are very ornery by the way, 1139 00:45:06,283 --> 00:45:07,783 so you gotta be very careful with these little guys. 1140 00:45:07,784 --> 00:45:08,868 Safety first. 1141 00:45:08,869 --> 00:45:10,036 Safety is first, all right? 1142 00:45:10,037 --> 00:45:11,954 I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun 1143 00:45:11,955 --> 00:45:13,706 ready to knock this fucker out. 1144 00:45:13,707 --> 00:45:15,958 - Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns. 1145 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,043 A pellet gun maybe? 1146 00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:18,252 No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him. 1147 00:45:18,253 --> 00:45:19,733 I just want him out. Knocked out cold. 1148 00:45:19,755 --> 00:45:22,358 But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay? 1149 00:45:22,507 --> 00:45:24,300 If we don't consider him a human, 1150 00:45:24,301 --> 00:45:26,552 we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear. 1151 00:45:26,553 --> 00:45:27,678 Like The Flying Wallendas. 1152 00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:29,722 You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody. 1153 00:45:29,723 --> 00:45:31,557 The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind 1154 00:45:31,558 --> 00:45:33,501 is that these things gossip. 1155 00:45:33,518 --> 00:45:35,144 They get together and they gossip. 1156 00:45:35,145 --> 00:45:36,646 - That's a good point. - And the last thing 1157 00:45:36,647 --> 00:45:38,898 that we need is them getting together and saying, 1158 00:45:38,899 --> 00:45:40,566 "Oh, they made fun of us." 1159 00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:42,235 Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad. 1160 00:45:42,236 --> 00:45:44,403 That's why I love you. You think of shit like that. 1161 00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:47,508 When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay? 1162 00:45:47,658 --> 00:45:50,887 (CHANTING) One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us. 1163 00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:52,558 We accept them, one of us! 1164 00:45:52,621 --> 00:45:54,348 Gooble gobble, one of us. 1165 00:45:54,373 --> 00:45:55,748 We accept them, one of us. 1166 00:45:55,749 --> 00:45:56,874 Gooble gobble, one of us! 1167 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,251 Jordan! Your dad's coming. 1168 00:45:58,252 --> 00:45:59,820 Something about the American Express bill. 1169 00:45:59,878 --> 00:46:01,070 Can you get him out of here? 1170 00:46:01,088 --> 00:46:02,280 Yeah. Lick my twat. 1171 00:46:02,339 --> 00:46:03,611 No, I'm serious! 1172 00:46:04,258 --> 00:46:06,050 Fuck. Guys, act like we're working. 1173 00:46:06,051 --> 00:46:07,619 You got any fucking stock forms? 1174 00:46:07,970 --> 00:46:09,220 He's coming, he's coming. 1175 00:46:09,221 --> 00:46:10,447 Make some shit up. 1176 00:46:10,931 --> 00:46:12,578 I think if we short Pfizer... 1177 00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:17,584 $430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh? 1178 00:46:17,688 --> 00:46:22,984 Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month! 1179 00:46:22,985 --> 00:46:25,194 Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax. 1180 00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:26,529 - MAX: Business expenses? - JORDAN: Yes. 1181 00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:28,030 - Jordy, look what you got here. - What? 1182 00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:31,977 Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! 1183 00:46:32,035 --> 00:46:33,808 Okay. No, no. This could be explained. 1184 00:46:33,996 --> 00:46:36,315 Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients. 1185 00:46:36,498 --> 00:46:38,249 Right. The porterhouse from Argentina. 1186 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,543 Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne. 1187 00:46:40,544 --> 00:46:42,146 And you ordered all the fucking sides. 1188 00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:44,213 - Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so... 1189 00:46:44,214 --> 00:46:47,784 Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? 1190 00:46:48,093 --> 00:46:50,161 What are these sides? They cure cancer? 1191 00:46:50,262 --> 00:46:52,138 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. 1192 00:46:52,139 --> 00:46:53,661 That's why they were expensive. 1193 00:46:53,974 --> 00:46:55,667 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious. 1194 00:46:55,726 --> 00:46:57,727 - Stop. - And EJ Entertainment? 1195 00:46:57,728 --> 00:46:59,501 What the fuck is EJ Entertainment? 1196 00:46:59,563 --> 00:47:00,730 (ALL LAUGHING) 1197 00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:02,398 Well, that's, uh... 1198 00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:03,607 DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment? 1199 00:47:03,608 --> 00:47:04,734 How do I describe this? 1200 00:47:04,735 --> 00:47:05,860 Jord, what is that? 1201 00:47:05,861 --> 00:47:08,055 - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! - I know. 1202 00:47:08,071 --> 00:47:10,173 - That's what it is! - That is what it is. 1203 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,283 Isn't that the perfect description for it? 1204 00:47:12,284 --> 00:47:14,952 That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me. 1205 00:47:14,953 --> 00:47:16,350 This is all of them. 1206 00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:18,247 - Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though. 1207 00:47:18,248 --> 00:47:20,191 Fucking explain this shit to him! 1208 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,728 These are all of your fucking charges right here! 1209 00:47:22,961 --> 00:47:25,421 The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine. 1210 00:47:25,422 --> 00:47:26,714 MAX: T&E! 1211 00:47:26,715 --> 00:47:27,862 T&E! 1212 00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:29,008 Yeah. I said T&E. 1213 00:47:29,009 --> 00:47:30,384 - No, no. You said T&A. - No, I didn't. 1214 00:47:30,385 --> 00:47:31,469 Yeah, you did. 1215 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:33,846 - When did I say that? - You said T&A. It's T&E. 1216 00:47:33,847 --> 00:47:35,222 I know you're upset about the dinner, 1217 00:47:35,223 --> 00:47:39,602 and that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said T&E. 1218 00:47:39,603 --> 00:47:41,312 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said. 1219 00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:42,688 - Dad. He said T&A. - He did? 1220 00:47:42,689 --> 00:47:44,106 Absolutely, no question. 1221 00:47:44,107 --> 00:47:45,358 I'm trying to... 1222 00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:46,484 I'm getting this close! 1223 00:47:46,485 --> 00:47:47,777 - Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close. 1224 00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:50,321 That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max. 1225 00:47:50,322 --> 00:47:51,447 He's gonna fucking kill you. 1226 00:47:51,448 --> 00:47:53,095 Why do you hold it in? Why do you... 1227 00:47:53,116 --> 00:47:54,867 Max, why do you hold it in? 1228 00:47:54,868 --> 00:47:56,686 That's it. Get the fuck out of here! 1229 00:47:56,703 --> 00:47:59,101 - No, no, no! - Asshole, get out of here. 1230 00:47:59,331 --> 00:48:01,229 What kind of hooker takes credit cards? 1231 00:48:01,249 --> 00:48:02,375 A rich one. 1232 00:48:02,376 --> 00:48:04,794 JORDAN: At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers. 1233 00:48:04,795 --> 00:48:07,171 The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material. 1234 00:48:07,172 --> 00:48:08,756 They cost between $300 and $500 1235 00:48:08,757 --> 00:48:10,132 and you had to wear a condom 1236 00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,634 unless you gave them a hefty tip, 1237 00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:13,578 which, of course, I always did. 1238 00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:17,306 Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great. 1239 00:48:17,307 --> 00:48:19,725 They cost between 200 and 300 bucks. 1240 00:48:19,726 --> 00:48:22,295 Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks. 1241 00:48:22,312 --> 00:48:25,272 They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom, 1242 00:48:25,273 --> 00:48:26,607 you'd have to get a penicillin shot 1243 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:29,068 the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off. 1244 00:48:29,069 --> 00:48:31,012 Not that we didn't fuck them, too. 1245 00:48:31,196 --> 00:48:32,923 Believe me, we did. 1246 00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,763 Ow! It's that slipped disc thing again. 1247 00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:38,311 I know what it is. You know, too much... 1248 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,121 with EJ Entertainment. 1249 00:48:40,122 --> 00:48:41,205 Pops. 1250 00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:42,649 How are things at home? 1251 00:48:42,707 --> 00:48:44,309 Well, not the best. 1252 00:48:44,584 --> 00:48:46,937 She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying? 1253 00:48:47,295 --> 00:48:48,504 It's like the smell... 1254 00:48:48,505 --> 00:48:50,198 There's a smell, there's an attraction thing. 1255 00:48:50,215 --> 00:48:52,842 After a while it kind of fades away a little bit. 1256 00:48:52,843 --> 00:48:54,593 Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away. 1257 00:48:54,594 --> 00:48:56,617 - Supposed to? - That's marriage. You know... 1258 00:48:56,638 --> 00:48:59,332 Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time. 1259 00:48:59,349 --> 00:49:00,558 What do you think? We're, we're... 1260 00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:02,502 We're jumping into bed every two minutes? 1261 00:49:02,519 --> 00:49:03,962 - It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death. 1262 00:49:04,104 --> 00:49:06,206 I want to stay married, Dad, but... 1263 00:49:06,523 --> 00:49:07,606 It's crazy out there. 1264 00:49:07,607 --> 00:49:09,191 Some of these girls... You should see them. 1265 00:49:09,192 --> 00:49:10,544 Oh, my God! 1266 00:49:11,027 --> 00:49:12,194 They're fucking... 1267 00:49:12,195 --> 00:49:14,196 The things they're doing now, Pops. 1268 00:49:14,197 --> 00:49:16,641 I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level. 1269 00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:18,305 - Really? - And they're all shaved, too. 1270 00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:19,848 - Get out of here! - All shaven. 1271 00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:21,308 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah. 1272 00:49:21,329 --> 00:49:23,648 - Bald as a china doll. - No bush? 1273 00:49:23,707 --> 00:49:25,730 - No bush. - Oh, my God! 1274 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:29,420 All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore. 1275 00:49:29,421 --> 00:49:30,504 It's a new world. 1276 00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:32,548 They're bald from the eyebrows down. 1277 00:49:32,549 --> 00:49:35,152 - Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers. 1278 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,577 Wow. A new world. 1279 00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:39,698 I was born too... Too early. 1280 00:49:39,806 --> 00:49:42,000 I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. 1281 00:49:42,184 --> 00:49:43,392 - Really? - Yeah. 1282 00:49:43,393 --> 00:49:44,585 I don't mind it. 1283 00:49:44,853 --> 00:49:45,954 Dad. 1284 00:49:46,521 --> 00:49:48,498 I don't want you stressing out about any of this. 1285 00:49:48,607 --> 00:49:49,857 How can I not get stressed out? 1286 00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:51,317 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you. 1287 00:49:51,318 --> 00:49:52,568 I know they're knuckleheads 1288 00:49:52,569 --> 00:49:54,922 but I need them to want to live like me, you get it? 1289 00:49:55,113 --> 00:49:56,339 To live like me. 1290 00:49:56,656 --> 00:49:57,803 Jordy. 1291 00:49:57,824 --> 00:50:01,645 One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost. 1292 00:50:03,747 --> 00:50:05,474 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 1293 00:50:05,749 --> 00:50:08,944 (SCOFFS) Crazy? This is obscene. 1294 00:50:09,169 --> 00:50:10,521 JORDAN: It was obscene. 1295 00:50:10,754 --> 00:50:12,276 In the normal world. 1296 00:50:12,506 --> 00:50:14,779 But who the fuck wanted to live there? 1297 00:50:15,592 --> 00:50:18,616 JORDAN: Go party your fucking cocks off! 1298 00:50:19,638 --> 00:50:21,263 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 1299 00:50:21,264 --> 00:50:25,540 JORDAN: We are about to become fucking legends 1300 00:50:25,602 --> 00:50:27,545 on Wall Street! 1301 00:50:27,938 --> 00:50:32,107 We got plans up here that's gonna take this company 1302 00:50:32,108 --> 00:50:35,178 into the fucking stratosphere! 1303 00:50:35,278 --> 00:50:36,675 (ALL CHEERING) 1304 00:50:38,281 --> 00:50:39,883 Wolfie! Wolfie! 1305 00:50:43,912 --> 00:50:45,730 Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them. 1306 00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:48,290 Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time? 1307 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,583 This way we become the underwriters. 1308 00:50:49,584 --> 00:50:51,210 It was our next big move. 1309 00:50:51,211 --> 00:50:54,880 Finding companies to take public. IPOs. 1310 00:50:54,881 --> 00:50:56,757 It was the only way these Wall Street pricks 1311 00:50:56,758 --> 00:51:00,553 would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop. 1312 00:51:00,554 --> 00:51:01,871 We got Arncliffe International. 1313 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,472 JORDAN: See, we were a little different. 1314 00:51:03,473 --> 00:51:07,142 We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows 1315 00:51:07,143 --> 00:51:09,687 in order to stimulate our free-flowing ideas, 1316 00:51:09,688 --> 00:51:12,792 which is why we were popping these ludes like they were M&M's. 1317 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,922 (SLURRING) Steve Madden. 1318 00:51:16,361 --> 00:51:17,611 We own the fucking companies... 1319 00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,488 (GLASS SHATTERS) We own the companies... 1320 00:51:19,489 --> 00:51:21,512 Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you. 1321 00:51:21,575 --> 00:51:23,598 Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1322 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:28,436 Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now. 1323 00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:31,067 (CLASSICAL MUSIC) 1324 00:52:01,615 --> 00:52:03,240 JORDAN: The Quaalude, 1325 00:52:03,241 --> 00:52:06,201 or lude, as it is commonly referred to, 1326 00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:08,829 was first synthesized in 1951 1327 00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,582 by an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers, 1328 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083 as a sedative, 1329 00:52:13,084 --> 00:52:17,030 and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. 1330 00:52:17,547 --> 00:52:19,882 But pretty soon someone figured out 1331 00:52:19,883 --> 00:52:23,719 that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, 1332 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,198 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. 1333 00:52:26,473 --> 00:52:30,168 Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course. 1334 00:52:30,185 --> 00:52:33,459 And in 1982, the U-S. Government Schedule 1'd them. 1335 00:52:33,563 --> 00:52:35,665 Along with the rest of the world. 1336 00:52:35,899 --> 00:52:39,094 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. 1337 00:52:39,277 --> 00:52:42,130 No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore. 1338 00:52:42,405 --> 00:52:44,678 You people are all shit out of luck. 1339 00:52:44,741 --> 00:52:46,283 What are you saying? What is it? 1340 00:52:46,284 --> 00:52:47,556 Steve Madden. 1341 00:52:47,577 --> 00:52:49,554 (ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden. 1342 00:52:49,704 --> 00:52:50,930 Steve. 1343 00:52:50,955 --> 00:52:52,181 Steve. 1344 00:52:52,374 --> 00:52:53,916 JORDAN: You remember those ads? 1345 00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:56,377 Those giant-headed girls with the bug eyes 1346 00:52:56,378 --> 00:52:58,105 wearing those big clunky shoes? 1347 00:52:58,797 --> 00:53:00,381 My friend from school, Steve Madden. 1348 00:53:00,382 --> 00:53:01,840 His friend from school, Steve Madden. 1349 00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:04,718 Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment. 1350 00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,514 And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public. 1351 00:53:08,515 --> 00:53:09,848 Go ahead, go ahead, what is it? 1352 00:53:09,849 --> 00:53:11,225 Except, guess who grew up with him? 1353 00:53:11,226 --> 00:53:13,102 - Women's shoes. - Women's shoes. 1354 00:53:13,103 --> 00:53:15,752 My very own Vice President. 1355 00:53:16,106 --> 00:53:17,648 Women's shoes! (ALL LAUGHING) 1356 00:53:17,649 --> 00:53:19,547 Diamond Donnie Azoff. 1357 00:53:20,485 --> 00:53:22,236 - Steve Madden. - Steve. 1358 00:53:22,237 --> 00:53:23,654 Steve. 1359 00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:24,780 Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB. 1360 00:53:24,781 --> 00:53:26,053 You gotta come check this fucking chick out. 1361 00:53:26,074 --> 00:53:27,926 Look at this. Look. 1362 00:53:32,956 --> 00:53:35,874 NICKY: I would fuck that girl if she was my sister. 1363 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:38,398 I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS. 1364 00:53:38,962 --> 00:53:40,763 ROBBIE: You want to see the Wolf handle this? 1365 00:53:43,091 --> 00:53:44,693 She's hot. 1366 00:53:45,009 --> 00:53:46,531 Cristy. 1367 00:53:51,558 --> 00:53:53,501 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi. 1368 00:53:53,518 --> 00:53:56,145 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi. 1369 00:53:56,146 --> 00:53:57,748 Naomi, nice to meet you. 1370 00:53:57,814 --> 00:53:59,632 You got an awesome place here. 1371 00:53:59,816 --> 00:54:01,984 I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before. 1372 00:54:01,985 --> 00:54:03,257 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1373 00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:04,587 Beautiful beach out there. 1374 00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:05,838 Blair Hollingsworth. 1375 00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:08,098 Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you. 1376 00:54:08,408 --> 00:54:09,851 - Your name's Blair, right? - Yeah. 1377 00:54:09,909 --> 00:54:11,226 You like to Jet Ski? 1378 00:54:11,619 --> 00:54:12,870 NAOMI: I've never done it before. 1379 00:54:12,871 --> 00:54:13,954 JORDAN: You've never Jet Ski'd in your life? 1380 00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:14,997 NAOMI: No, I've never Jet Ski'd. 1381 00:54:14,998 --> 00:54:16,540 You've never been on a Jet Ski? 1382 00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:17,791 How many times are you gonna ask her? 1383 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,269 She's never been on a Jet Ski. 1384 00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:21,942 I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times. 1385 00:54:22,172 --> 00:54:24,616 NAOMI: Okay. Sure. (GIGGLING) 1386 00:54:25,175 --> 00:54:27,551 Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you. 1387 00:54:27,552 --> 00:54:29,620 - Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help. 1388 00:54:29,763 --> 00:54:31,115 Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1389 00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:32,514 Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1390 00:54:32,515 --> 00:54:34,057 Why don't you tell your wife that? 1391 00:54:34,058 --> 00:54:35,142 I might do that, but I'm having 1392 00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:36,643 - a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary? 1393 00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:38,687 You know what, I think we should get going. 1394 00:54:38,688 --> 00:54:40,009 Wait, wait. Where you guys going? 1395 00:54:40,023 --> 00:54:41,545 We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to. 1396 00:54:41,608 --> 00:54:43,301 - We can stay for a drink. - Yeah, stay for a drink. 1397 00:54:43,526 --> 00:54:45,674 No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to. 1398 00:54:45,695 --> 00:54:46,862 NAOMI: But we can stay for a drink... 1399 00:54:46,863 --> 00:54:48,180 She's 1400 00:54:48,531 --> 00:54:50,008 perfect. 1401 00:54:50,033 --> 00:54:51,617 - You like champagne? - I do. 1402 00:54:51,618 --> 00:54:52,701 DONNIE: She's perfect. 1403 00:54:52,702 --> 00:54:54,203 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? 1404 00:54:54,204 --> 00:54:55,977 You piece of... 1405 00:55:00,418 --> 00:55:01,940 (ALL LAUGHING) 1406 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,316 You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets... 1407 00:55:06,508 --> 00:55:07,716 Get the fuck out! 1408 00:55:07,717 --> 00:55:09,518 Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot! 1409 00:55:09,886 --> 00:55:10,987 Yeah, Donnie! 1410 00:55:12,138 --> 00:55:14,139 NICKY: Let him fucking finish, Hildy. 1411 00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:15,867 That's fucking rude. 1412 00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:17,789 Have some fucking manners. 1413 00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,754 JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? 1414 00:55:23,775 --> 00:55:26,173 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. 1415 00:55:26,319 --> 00:55:27,841 Saturday Night Fever territory. 1416 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,464 That's right. Guinea Gulch. 1417 00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,824 We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. 1418 00:55:31,825 --> 00:55:32,991 Right. 1419 00:55:32,992 --> 00:55:34,719 So I presume you're Italian? 1420 00:55:34,828 --> 00:55:35,994 On my dad's side. 1421 00:55:35,995 --> 00:55:39,315 I'm also Dutch, German, English. 1422 00:55:39,624 --> 00:55:40,896 I'm a mutt. 1423 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,401 Yeah. You're a mutt. 1424 00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,816 Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London. 1425 00:55:44,921 --> 00:55:47,589 My Aunt Emma. She's the best. 1426 00:55:47,590 --> 00:55:50,634 Very British, you know. She's a classy lady. 1427 00:55:50,635 --> 00:55:52,052 That explains it then. 1428 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:53,136 Explains what? 1429 00:55:53,137 --> 00:55:56,036 It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right? 1430 00:55:56,057 --> 00:55:58,205 The Duchess of Bay Ridge. 1431 00:56:01,145 --> 00:56:02,646 Excuse me. 1432 00:56:02,647 --> 00:56:04,715 Could I get a straw, please? 1433 00:56:05,817 --> 00:56:07,385 Thank you. 1434 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,224 So I was, um, a little surprised 1435 00:56:13,241 --> 00:56:15,639 you asked Cristy for my number. 1436 00:56:16,619 --> 00:56:17,971 Why is that? 1437 00:56:19,622 --> 00:56:21,690 Aren't you married? 1438 00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,210 Well... Yeah, but what? 1439 00:56:25,211 --> 00:56:27,234 Married people can't have friends? 1440 00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:31,075 We're gonna be friends? 1441 00:56:32,135 --> 00:56:35,239 Yeah. You don't want to be my friend? 1442 00:56:39,309 --> 00:56:41,332 We're not gonna be friends. 1443 00:56:49,694 --> 00:56:52,263 NAOMI: And at night I work on my designs. 1444 00:56:52,530 --> 00:56:55,032 I have an entire line of lingerie. 1445 00:56:55,033 --> 00:56:58,012 You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties. 1446 00:56:58,995 --> 00:57:01,413 JORDAN: She designs women's panties, too? 1447 00:57:01,414 --> 00:57:03,232 Oh, my God! 1448 00:57:13,343 --> 00:57:16,196 Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment. 1449 00:57:21,184 --> 00:57:23,787 You wanna come up for some tea or something? 1450 00:57:25,021 --> 00:57:26,748 Tea? Yeah. 1451 00:57:26,898 --> 00:57:28,732 - Like hot tea? - Yeah. 1452 00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:30,130 Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah. 1453 00:57:30,193 --> 00:57:32,512 Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea. 1454 00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:35,656 Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that? 1455 00:57:35,657 --> 00:57:36,698 NAOMI: Sure. 1456 00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:37,971 This is Rocky. 1457 00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:40,478 Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky. 1458 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:41,937 Hi, sweetheart. (BARKS) 1459 00:57:41,996 --> 00:57:43,143 Okay. 1460 00:57:43,706 --> 00:57:46,309 Why don't you light a fire or something and I'll be right out. 1461 00:57:46,834 --> 00:57:48,732 - Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure. 1462 00:57:52,048 --> 00:57:53,695 I like your painting here. It's, uh... 1463 00:58:00,348 --> 00:58:03,452 God, help me. How do I fuck this girl? 1464 00:58:05,061 --> 00:58:06,895 (CLATTERING) 1465 00:58:06,896 --> 00:58:08,063 NAOMI: You all right? 1466 00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:10,508 Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here. 1467 00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:12,252 (BEEPER RINGING) 1468 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,698 That's it. That's it, you're leaving. 1469 00:58:17,699 --> 00:58:19,676 Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. 1470 00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:21,519 (DOOR OPENING) 1471 00:58:29,544 --> 00:58:31,420 As you can probably guess, 1472 00:58:31,421 --> 00:58:34,115 I fucked her goddamn brains out... 1473 00:58:34,507 --> 00:58:35,924 JORDAN: (GRUNTING) Jesus Lord! 1474 00:58:35,925 --> 00:58:37,402 (NAOMI MOANING) 1475 00:58:38,678 --> 00:58:40,405 For 11 seconds. 1476 00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:42,206 (JORDAN GROANS) 1477 00:58:51,149 --> 00:58:52,796 NAOMI: Did you just come? 1478 00:58:52,817 --> 00:58:54,840 JORDAN: Oh, yeah, I just came. 1479 00:58:55,778 --> 00:58:57,221 Did you? Did you come? 1480 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,947 - NAOMI: No. - No? 1481 00:58:58,948 --> 00:59:00,174 Okay. 1482 00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:02,393 I'm still hard so just give me a sec. 1483 00:59:03,369 --> 00:59:04,891 Sure. 1484 00:59:05,121 --> 00:59:06,848 Come on, baby, come on. 1485 00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,357 (BARKING) 1486 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:11,569 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1487 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:17,340 (ROCKY BARKING) 1488 00:59:17,341 --> 00:59:18,818 Oh, God! 1489 00:59:18,968 --> 00:59:20,820 NAOMI: Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog. 1490 00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:22,137 You have a biscuit or something like that? 1491 00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:23,239 It's okay. 1492 00:59:23,473 --> 00:59:25,015 - Just keep going. - Rocky, go play. 1493 00:59:25,016 --> 00:59:26,993 Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go. 1494 00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,003 (ROCKY BARKING) 1495 00:59:29,479 --> 00:59:30,812 You're crazy. 1496 00:59:30,813 --> 00:59:32,147 JORDAN: I couldn't get enough. 1497 00:59:32,148 --> 00:59:34,608 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me. 1498 00:59:34,609 --> 00:59:37,444 And it wasn't just about the sex, either. 1499 00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:39,488 Naomi and I got along. I mean, we... 1500 00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:41,466 We had similar interests and shit. 1501 00:59:42,325 --> 00:59:43,722 (NAOMI GIGGLING) 1502 00:59:46,704 --> 00:59:48,431 Ooh. Choo-choo train. 1503 00:59:48,623 --> 00:59:49,815 Yeah. 1504 00:59:52,418 --> 00:59:53,895 (HOOTING) 1505 00:59:56,881 --> 01:00:00,702 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. 1506 01:00:00,843 --> 01:00:02,160 (SNORTING) 1507 01:00:02,345 --> 01:00:03,867 (LAUGHS) 1508 01:00:06,599 --> 01:00:09,999 Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh? 1509 01:00:10,353 --> 01:00:11,728 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1510 01:00:11,729 --> 01:00:13,206 Oh, shit! 1511 01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:24,950 You! 1512 01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:27,077 Get out of the fucking car! 1513 01:00:27,078 --> 01:00:28,495 (GRUNTING) JORDAN: Jesus Christ. 1514 01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:31,145 Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck! 1515 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,276 Relax, sweetheart. Relax. 1516 01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:37,045 - Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez! 1517 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:38,489 Okay, babe, stop! 1518 01:00:38,756 --> 01:00:40,779 - Please. - (GRUNTS) Bitch! 1519 01:00:41,342 --> 01:00:43,176 - What are you doing... - That whore from the party? 1520 01:00:43,177 --> 01:00:44,761 (GROANS) Jesus Christ! 1521 01:00:44,762 --> 01:00:45,887 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1522 01:00:45,888 --> 01:00:47,264 I thought you were at the fucking beach! 1523 01:00:47,265 --> 01:00:48,708 I didn't know you were here! 1524 01:00:48,850 --> 01:00:50,308 That's where you've fucking been? 1525 01:00:50,309 --> 01:00:52,060 With that fucking whore from the party? 1526 01:00:52,061 --> 01:00:53,603 I thought you were at the beach house. 1527 01:00:53,604 --> 01:00:55,063 How could you do this to me? (SOBBING) 1528 01:00:55,064 --> 01:00:57,899 - Sweetie, come on... - Who the fuck are you, Jordan? 1529 01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:00,777 You're like a completely different fucking person! 1530 01:01:00,778 --> 01:01:04,007 I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I... 1531 01:01:04,407 --> 01:01:05,679 I'm sorry. 1532 01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:08,386 - I'm sorry. - Is that who... Is that what you want? 1533 01:01:08,578 --> 01:01:11,181 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1534 01:01:18,588 --> 01:01:20,190 Do you love her? 1535 01:01:25,761 --> 01:01:27,363 Answer me. 1536 01:01:39,150 --> 01:01:41,093 (SOBBING) 1537 01:01:48,868 --> 01:01:51,016 JORDAN: I felt horrible. 1538 01:01:51,787 --> 01:01:53,788 Three days later, I filed for a divorce 1539 01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:55,891 and moved Naomi into the apartment. 1540 01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:01,379 Say what you will, 1541 01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:03,632 but the Duchess did have style. 1542 01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,885 She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. 1543 01:02:06,886 --> 01:02:09,012 She even hired a gay butler. 1544 01:02:09,013 --> 01:02:11,973 This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. 1545 01:02:11,974 --> 01:02:13,701 Really, really great. 1546 01:02:13,851 --> 01:02:15,123 Is that jasmine? 1547 01:02:15,394 --> 01:02:18,122 Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good. 1548 01:02:18,314 --> 01:02:20,065 Very good. Great nose. 1549 01:02:20,066 --> 01:02:21,839 JORDAN: Except for that one time. 1550 01:02:22,068 --> 01:02:23,966 (DANCE MUSIC) 1551 01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:26,046 (GASPS) 1552 01:02:27,156 --> 01:02:28,257 Oh, my God! 1553 01:02:29,992 --> 01:02:31,435 Oh, hey. 1554 01:02:31,786 --> 01:02:33,229 Is it Wednesday already? 1555 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,497 - Uh... - MAN: Oh, don't stop. 1556 01:02:35,498 --> 01:02:36,690 What the fuck! 1557 01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:38,776 That is fucked up! 1558 01:02:39,168 --> 01:02:40,460 He must have thought we were still 1559 01:02:40,461 --> 01:02:42,128 at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. 1560 01:02:42,129 --> 01:02:43,588 Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom? 1561 01:02:43,589 --> 01:02:46,341 They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table. 1562 01:02:46,342 --> 01:02:47,676 There were more over here. 1563 01:02:47,677 --> 01:02:49,219 - There were four right here. - Ugh! 1564 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,971 Are you fucking serious? Right there? 1565 01:02:50,972 --> 01:02:53,848 - Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse. 1566 01:02:53,849 --> 01:02:55,308 (SNIFFLES) 1567 01:02:55,309 --> 01:02:57,958 After they left, I checked the apartment. 1568 01:02:57,979 --> 01:02:59,126 Right. What? 1569 01:02:59,355 --> 01:03:01,332 What is it, babe? What? 1570 01:03:01,565 --> 01:03:02,732 JORDAN: Where's my money? 1571 01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:03,817 I don't know where your money... 1572 01:03:03,818 --> 01:03:05,902 Where is my fucking money? Where is it? 1573 01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:07,946 I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort. 1574 01:03:07,947 --> 01:03:10,282 - I didn't do anything. - If you don't get... 1575 01:03:10,283 --> 01:03:11,658 He's lying through his fucking teeth. 1576 01:03:11,659 --> 01:03:12,909 Let's start from the beginning. 1577 01:03:12,910 --> 01:03:14,202 Let's start from the beginning, all right? 1578 01:03:14,203 --> 01:03:15,896 You invited some friends over, right? 1579 01:03:16,038 --> 01:03:17,831 One thing led to another. Things got out of hand. 1580 01:03:17,832 --> 01:03:19,374 We understand that, we do. (CHUCKLES) 1581 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,918 We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves. 1582 01:03:21,919 --> 01:03:23,086 Look at us, right? 1583 01:03:23,087 --> 01:03:24,754 But money was stolen from my apartment. 1584 01:03:24,755 --> 01:03:26,381 Right from my sock drawer. All right? 1585 01:03:26,382 --> 01:03:28,591 Like I said, I don't know where your money is. 1586 01:03:28,592 --> 01:03:30,051 Just start from the beginning. Who came over? 1587 01:03:30,052 --> 01:03:31,177 It was just a normal day. 1588 01:03:31,178 --> 01:03:32,554 I knew you were coming home the next day. 1589 01:03:32,555 --> 01:03:34,931 So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up. 1590 01:03:34,932 --> 01:03:36,891 I got a little high at breakfast. 1591 01:03:36,892 --> 01:03:38,810 So I got a little happy. I had some eggs, 1592 01:03:38,811 --> 01:03:39,894 I had a little bit of ice cream. 1593 01:03:39,895 --> 01:03:41,813 And then I said, "Who do I know that likes ice cream?" 1594 01:03:41,814 --> 01:03:43,356 It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy. 1595 01:03:43,357 --> 01:03:45,926 - Who's Rudy? - Yeah, who's Rudy? 1596 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:50,739 - You know who Rudy is. Come on. - Me? I don't... 1597 01:03:50,740 --> 01:03:51,990 - You know... - Who the fuck is Rudy? 1598 01:03:51,991 --> 01:03:53,116 I don't know anyone named Rudy. 1599 01:03:53,117 --> 01:03:54,242 Last month. The Lollipop Club. 1600 01:03:54,243 --> 01:03:55,827 You know who Rudy was. Dancing... 1601 01:03:55,828 --> 01:03:57,976 You know who Rudy is? (STAMMERING) 1602 01:03:58,956 --> 01:04:00,415 I don't fucking know any... 1603 01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:01,458 What do you mean? 1604 01:04:01,459 --> 01:04:02,625 So he went to The Lollipop Club? 1605 01:04:02,626 --> 01:04:04,294 NICHOLAS: Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure. 1606 01:04:04,295 --> 01:04:05,920 On the stage, grinding with everybody. 1607 01:04:05,921 --> 01:04:07,568 I got fucked up. I like to dance. 1608 01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,591 I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't. 1609 01:04:09,592 --> 01:04:11,319 I meet a lot of fucking people. 1610 01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:13,094 - What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen 1611 01:04:13,095 --> 01:04:14,429 from my fucking sock drawer! 1612 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,014 All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone. 1613 01:04:16,015 --> 01:04:18,016 - Where the fuck is it? - ...Rudy. What the fuck? 1614 01:04:18,017 --> 01:04:20,143 Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit? 1615 01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,917 Did he? Answer me! 1616 01:04:22,104 --> 01:04:24,502 Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm... 1617 01:04:24,607 --> 01:04:25,754 - This is a gay thing. - JORDAN: Oh! 1618 01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,692 See, all of you... (CHUCKLING) 1619 01:04:27,693 --> 01:04:29,213 You think this is 'cause you're a fag? 1620 01:04:29,779 --> 01:04:31,196 My cousin's a fucking faggot. 1621 01:04:31,197 --> 01:04:33,615 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags. 1622 01:04:33,616 --> 01:04:34,866 JORDAN: You were in charge, right? 1623 01:04:34,867 --> 01:04:36,618 I will not be stolen from. You get that? 1624 01:04:36,619 --> 01:04:38,912 I fucking like gay people. I don't like you. 1625 01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:40,288 He should've hired a fucking Mexican 1626 01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:41,641 like I have in my fucking house. 1627 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:43,291 (GROANING) 1628 01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:44,860 Shit! What the fuck... 1629 01:04:48,964 --> 01:04:50,423 TOBY: Talk, you fuck, talk! 1630 01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:51,633 CHESTER: I'm gonna drop you, you faggot! 1631 01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:53,051 TOBY: Where is it? (NICHOLAS SCREAMING) 1632 01:04:53,052 --> 01:04:56,096 JORDAN: Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas. 1633 01:04:56,097 --> 01:04:57,263 You know, they got crazy. 1634 01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,411 I don't know! 1635 01:04:58,974 --> 01:05:02,123 JORDAN: I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy. 1636 01:05:02,144 --> 01:05:03,645 I gave them each 1,000 bucks 1637 01:05:03,646 --> 01:05:05,840 and told them what Nicholas had done. 1638 01:05:06,023 --> 01:05:07,500 Then they kicked his ass. 1639 01:05:07,817 --> 01:05:09,339 Thanks again, Officer. 1640 01:05:09,568 --> 01:05:12,320 It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway. 1641 01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:13,988 I was making that much almost every day 1642 01:05:13,989 --> 01:05:16,366 through one rathole or another. 1643 01:05:16,367 --> 01:05:19,202 Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here, 1644 01:05:19,203 --> 01:05:21,830 who held stock in his name for me. 1645 01:05:21,831 --> 01:05:24,165 Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew? 1646 01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,793 JORDAN: I'd drive the price up then he'd sell 1647 01:05:26,794 --> 01:05:29,003 and kick most of the profits back to... 1648 01:05:29,004 --> 01:05:30,981 You guessed it, me. 1649 01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:36,261 All cash. None of it's on the books. 1650 01:05:36,262 --> 01:05:38,615 A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law. 1651 01:05:39,598 --> 01:05:42,668 Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin. 1652 01:05:43,144 --> 01:05:46,396 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. 1653 01:05:46,397 --> 01:05:48,189 Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg, 1654 01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:49,524 you end up with your tits in a ringer. 1655 01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:52,629 Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control. 1656 01:05:52,903 --> 01:05:55,472 What the fuck are these imbeciles doing? 1657 01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:56,906 Hey! Hey! 1658 01:05:56,907 --> 01:05:58,366 What are you doing? Hey! (WHOOPING) 1659 01:05:58,367 --> 01:05:59,810 We got the SEC in here. 1660 01:06:00,369 --> 01:06:02,495 JORDAN: The Securities and Exchange Commission 1661 01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:05,165 sent two lawyers down to review our files. 1662 01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:07,167 So I set them up in our conference room 1663 01:06:07,168 --> 01:06:08,334 and I had it bugged 1664 01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:10,628 and the air conditioning turned up so high 1665 01:06:10,629 --> 01:06:12,213 that it felt like Antarctica in there. 1666 01:06:12,214 --> 01:06:14,299 Is it always this cold in here? 1667 01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:15,383 I don't know. 1668 01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:16,676 JORDAN: Then, while they were looking 1669 01:06:16,677 --> 01:06:18,178 for a smoking gun in that room... 1670 01:06:18,179 --> 01:06:20,077 Arncliffe International is on fire. 1671 01:06:20,681 --> 01:06:23,391 I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here, 1672 01:06:23,392 --> 01:06:25,727 offering up our latest IPO. 1673 01:06:25,728 --> 01:06:28,313 An IPO is an initial public offering. 1674 01:06:28,314 --> 01:06:32,150 It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. 1675 01:06:32,151 --> 01:06:34,068 Now, as the firm taking the company public, 1676 01:06:34,069 --> 01:06:35,862 we set the initial sales price 1677 01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:38,682 then sold those shares right back to our friends. The... 1678 01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:40,408 Look. (CHUCKLES) 1679 01:06:40,409 --> 01:06:42,386 I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? 1680 01:06:42,411 --> 01:06:44,412 That's okay. That doesn't matter. 1681 01:06:44,413 --> 01:06:46,331 The real question is this. 1682 01:06:46,332 --> 01:06:48,291 (WHISPERS) "Was all this legal?" 1683 01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:50,269 Absolutely fucking not. 1684 01:06:50,544 --> 01:06:53,022 But we were making more money than we knew what to do with. 1685 01:06:57,468 --> 01:06:58,551 And what do you do when you're making 1686 01:06:58,552 --> 01:07:00,325 more money than you know what to do with? 1687 01:07:00,679 --> 01:07:02,372 (MELLOW MUSIC) 1688 01:07:06,018 --> 01:07:07,540 Oh, my God! 1689 01:07:07,811 --> 01:07:09,538 Will you marry me? 1690 01:07:10,022 --> 01:07:11,439 Oh, my God. 1691 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,542 Is that a yes? (CHUCKLES) 1692 01:07:14,109 --> 01:07:15,276 Are you sure? 1693 01:07:15,277 --> 01:07:17,254 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 1694 01:07:17,446 --> 01:07:19,014 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1695 01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:33,195 JORDAN: I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas. 1696 01:07:33,295 --> 01:07:35,648 The flight there alone was a bacchanal. 1697 01:07:35,714 --> 01:07:37,799 One last blowout for the gods 1698 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,868 before I settled down for good. 1699 01:07:40,135 --> 01:07:41,636 A hundred Strattonites, 1700 01:07:41,637 --> 01:07:44,581 50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed. 1701 01:07:45,182 --> 01:07:46,266 Oh, and the drugs. 1702 01:07:46,267 --> 01:07:50,213 I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings. 1703 01:07:51,814 --> 01:07:53,416 (BEEPING) 1704 01:07:53,524 --> 01:07:56,252 (ELECTRIC BLUES MUSIC) 1705 01:08:19,508 --> 01:08:22,953 All told, the weekend cost me 2 million bucks, 1706 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:28,075 including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor. 1707 01:08:29,393 --> 01:08:30,476 WOMAN: Kiss the bride. 1708 01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:32,204 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1709 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:33,813 JORDAN: Ah! But the wedding 1710 01:08:33,814 --> 01:08:36,042 was something out of a fairy tale. 1711 01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:39,193 With Naomi, my Duchess, 1712 01:08:39,194 --> 01:08:40,778 me, her handsome Duke, 1713 01:08:40,779 --> 01:08:43,928 and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle. 1714 01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:48,938 (POP MUSIC) 1715 01:08:54,668 --> 01:08:57,629 Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, 1716 01:08:57,630 --> 01:09:00,465 needed a few penicillin shots so he could 1717 01:09:00,466 --> 01:09:02,694 safely consummate the marriage. 1718 01:09:07,973 --> 01:09:09,825 Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding. 1719 01:09:09,975 --> 01:09:11,372 A few words for your son? 1720 01:09:11,393 --> 01:09:14,103 Jordan. Remember what I told you. 1721 01:09:14,104 --> 01:09:17,315 It involves your penis and her vagina. 1722 01:09:17,316 --> 01:09:20,386 And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy. 1723 01:09:20,569 --> 01:09:22,512 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 1724 01:09:27,993 --> 01:09:29,561 (BLUES MUSIC) 1725 01:09:37,753 --> 01:09:39,170 Oh, my God! 1726 01:09:39,171 --> 01:09:40,648 Aunt Emma? 1727 01:09:44,635 --> 01:09:46,737 I can't believe you came! 1728 01:09:47,137 --> 01:09:50,411 Jordan! Jordan! Look who came! 1729 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:52,201 It's Aunt Emma. 1730 01:09:53,268 --> 01:09:54,415 Aunt Emma. 1731 01:09:54,436 --> 01:09:56,880 - Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. - Hey, how you doing? 1732 01:09:57,648 --> 01:10:00,422 It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person. 1733 01:10:00,734 --> 01:10:02,402 Into the donuts, I see. 1734 01:10:02,403 --> 01:10:04,779 Oh, I... I... 1735 01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:05,881 Well... 1736 01:10:06,824 --> 01:10:09,242 I lived through the '60s, my dear. 1737 01:10:09,243 --> 01:10:10,811 Enjoy the day. 1738 01:10:11,036 --> 01:10:13,309 She surprised me. I didn't even know. 1739 01:10:24,133 --> 01:10:26,235 (LAUGHING) 1740 01:10:27,469 --> 01:10:29,137 JORDAN: Just one more step. Are you ready? 1741 01:10:29,138 --> 01:10:30,805 - NAOMI: Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed. 1742 01:10:30,806 --> 01:10:32,249 One, two, three! 1743 01:10:34,643 --> 01:10:35,744 What is this? 1744 01:10:35,936 --> 01:10:36,978 JORDAN: (CHUCKLING) It's your wedding present. 1745 01:10:36,979 --> 01:10:38,104 NAOMI: What? 1746 01:10:38,105 --> 01:10:40,424 JORDAN: It's your wedding present, sweetheart. 1747 01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:42,210 What? 1748 01:10:42,568 --> 01:10:44,777 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 1749 01:10:44,778 --> 01:10:45,925 A fucking yacht? 1750 01:10:46,488 --> 01:10:48,990 ROBIN LEACH: For millionaires whose ships have come in, 1751 01:10:48,991 --> 01:10:51,826 pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat. 1752 01:10:51,827 --> 01:10:55,037 It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull 1753 01:10:55,038 --> 01:10:57,290 is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh! 1754 01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:59,644 Oh, my God! Baby! 1755 01:11:01,879 --> 01:11:03,588 - I think you like it? - You're crazy. 1756 01:11:03,589 --> 01:11:05,111 - You like it? - Yes! 1757 01:11:10,679 --> 01:11:13,556 JORDAN: For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean, 1758 01:11:13,557 --> 01:11:15,641 eventually taking her home to Long Island, 1759 01:11:15,642 --> 01:11:16,809 where we bought a house. 1760 01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:19,504 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island. 1761 01:11:19,521 --> 01:11:22,064 The most expensive real estate in the world. 1762 01:11:22,065 --> 01:11:24,817 With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. 1763 01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:27,361 We even had two guards who worked in shifts. 1764 01:11:27,362 --> 01:11:28,805 Both named Rocco. 1765 01:11:32,576 --> 01:11:34,770 It was heaven on earth. 1766 01:11:37,539 --> 01:11:39,040 NAOMI: Wake up, you piece of shit! 1767 01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:40,875 - Ow! - Who's Venice? 1768 01:11:40,876 --> 01:11:42,293 - Huh? - "Who?" 1769 01:11:42,294 --> 01:11:43,377 Who? Who? 1770 01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:45,129 "Who?" What are you, a fucking owl? 1771 01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:46,422 Who is she? (STUTTERING) 1772 01:11:46,423 --> 01:11:47,882 Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 1773 01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:49,884 What the fuck are you talking about? No. 1774 01:11:49,885 --> 01:11:51,594 No way, baby, no! 1775 01:11:51,595 --> 01:11:53,993 You were calling her name in your sleep! 1776 01:11:54,014 --> 01:11:56,742 Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't... 1777 01:11:57,184 --> 01:11:58,893 I don't even know who Venice is. 1778 01:11:58,894 --> 01:12:01,229 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. 1779 01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,083 That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! 1780 01:12:04,233 --> 01:12:06,006 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 1781 01:12:07,736 --> 01:12:10,055 JORDAN: (SLURRING) Venice... 1782 01:12:10,405 --> 01:12:12,633 Venice, baby, where are you? 1783 01:12:13,242 --> 01:12:14,639 Venice! 1784 01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,846 Venice! 1785 01:12:17,079 --> 01:12:18,579 Where'd you go? 1786 01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:20,432 (GROANING) 1787 01:12:22,626 --> 01:12:25,419 Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh? 1788 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:27,713 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - You like that? 1789 01:12:27,714 --> 01:12:29,924 (GROANING) 1790 01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:32,198 I like it. I like it. Ow. 1791 01:12:32,261 --> 01:12:34,053 Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie. 1792 01:12:34,054 --> 01:12:35,096 Wolfie? 1793 01:12:35,097 --> 01:12:36,639 Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word. 1794 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,349 I don't give a fuck about your safe word! 1795 01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:40,309 - (SCREAMS) Come on! - Shut the fuck up! 1796 01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:42,788 - Ahh! - Shut up, you little bitch! 1797 01:12:43,105 --> 01:12:45,314 You're a fucking dirty little birdy! 1798 01:12:45,315 --> 01:12:46,416 Owie! 1799 01:12:47,192 --> 01:12:48,464 That's right. 1800 01:12:48,694 --> 01:12:49,861 That's right! I forgot. 1801 01:12:49,862 --> 01:12:51,430 (CHUCKLING) I forgot, baby. 1802 01:12:51,446 --> 01:12:53,614 Donnie and I were investing 1803 01:12:53,615 --> 01:12:55,825 in a condominium complex in Venice. 1804 01:12:55,826 --> 01:12:57,034 That's why all this confusion. 1805 01:12:57,035 --> 01:12:58,619 Oh, you're investing in Italy? 1806 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,454 Not Italy. California. 1807 01:13:00,455 --> 01:13:02,039 - Oh, California? - Yeah. 1808 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,249 You're a lying piece of shit! 1809 01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:04,500 Duchess, baby, come on. 1810 01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:06,148 Don't you fucking "Duchess" me. 1811 01:13:06,169 --> 01:13:07,795 Don't you "Duchess" me! (APOLOGIZING) 1812 01:13:07,796 --> 01:13:10,900 Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? 1813 01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:12,884 - You're a father now, Jordan. - Yeah. 1814 01:13:12,885 --> 01:13:14,385 - You're a father now. - I know... 1815 01:13:14,386 --> 01:13:16,137 And you're still acting like an infant! 1816 01:13:16,138 --> 01:13:18,912 (SCREAMS) God damn it! 1817 01:13:19,141 --> 01:13:21,915 Baby, you know, you got real anger issues. 1818 01:13:22,311 --> 01:13:24,312 Who is the one who flew in here 1819 01:13:24,313 --> 01:13:27,273 at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter 1820 01:13:27,274 --> 01:13:29,400 and woke up Skylar? That was you! 1821 01:13:29,401 --> 01:13:32,129 Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit! 1822 01:13:41,663 --> 01:13:42,872 (ALARMS BLARING) (BABY CRYING) 1823 01:13:42,873 --> 01:13:44,194 NAOMI: Does it even matter to you 1824 01:13:44,207 --> 01:13:46,935 that I just had that driving range 1825 01:13:47,044 --> 01:13:50,212 sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, 1826 01:13:50,213 --> 01:13:52,131 - and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass. 1827 01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:54,030 No, you didn't research the whole thing 1828 01:13:54,176 --> 01:13:56,344 and deal with the fucking golf course people! 1829 01:13:56,345 --> 01:13:57,595 Oh, my God, 1830 01:13:57,596 --> 01:14:00,181 you had to deal with the golf course people, too! 1831 01:14:00,182 --> 01:14:03,001 What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God! 1832 01:14:03,018 --> 01:14:05,978 You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! 1833 01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,271 What a fucking burden. 1834 01:14:07,272 --> 01:14:09,315 And actually do some work besides swiping 1835 01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:11,525 my fucking credit card all day, huh? 1836 01:14:11,526 --> 01:14:14,320 Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. 1837 01:14:14,321 --> 01:14:16,280 'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur. 1838 01:14:16,281 --> 01:14:18,366 Now you're an aspiring landscape architect! 1839 01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:20,159 - Let me get that right... No! - Fuck you! 1840 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,244 Don't fucking dare throw that 1841 01:14:22,245 --> 01:14:24,814 fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare. 1842 01:14:25,624 --> 01:14:27,146 All right, honey? 1843 01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:28,751 Now will you just... 1844 01:14:28,752 --> 01:14:30,711 We could talk this out, all right? 1845 01:14:30,712 --> 01:14:33,156 We just use our words. You know? 1846 01:14:33,173 --> 01:14:34,340 Communicate. 1847 01:14:34,341 --> 01:14:35,658 Okay? 1848 01:14:36,093 --> 01:14:37,490 Come on, sweetheart. 1849 01:14:37,594 --> 01:14:39,537 Talk to me. Talk to me. 1850 01:14:39,554 --> 01:14:41,681 Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan. 1851 01:14:41,682 --> 01:14:43,474 You look like a fucking imbecile. 1852 01:14:43,475 --> 01:14:44,558 Babe, come on. 1853 01:14:44,559 --> 01:14:48,104 You should feel happy you got a husband 1854 01:14:48,105 --> 01:14:50,458 who's in such great shape like this, huh? 1855 01:14:51,233 --> 01:14:52,483 Come here. 1856 01:14:52,484 --> 01:14:54,068 Come on, give me a kiss. 1857 01:14:54,069 --> 01:14:55,236 You look so beautiful right now. 1858 01:14:55,237 --> 01:14:56,445 - Come on. - Kiss you? 1859 01:14:56,446 --> 01:14:57,697 - You look so beautiful... - Kiss you? 1860 01:14:57,698 --> 01:14:59,425 Yeah, give me one... 1861 01:15:00,242 --> 01:15:01,701 Fuck you! 1862 01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:03,804 Ah, yes, my morning ritual. 1863 01:15:04,204 --> 01:15:06,247 First I'd get up and fight with Naomi 1864 01:15:06,248 --> 01:15:08,541 about whatever it is I did the night before. 1865 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,835 Next was a steam so I could sweat out 1866 01:15:10,836 --> 01:15:12,670 the drugs still in my system. 1867 01:15:12,671 --> 01:15:14,398 Then I'd assess the damage. 1868 01:15:14,548 --> 01:15:16,400 Drown out my eyeballs. 1869 01:15:16,466 --> 01:15:19,010 Take my "back pills" to get the day started, 1870 01:15:19,011 --> 01:15:21,205 then seek to make up with Naomi. 1871 01:15:21,471 --> 01:15:23,244 Good morning, Daddy. 1872 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,041 Where's my kiss? 1873 01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:27,161 Whee! 1874 01:15:27,269 --> 01:15:28,871 Hey, sweetheart. 1875 01:15:30,564 --> 01:15:33,607 Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? 1876 01:15:33,608 --> 01:15:35,067 Oh, no. 1877 01:15:35,068 --> 01:15:38,237 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy 1878 01:15:38,238 --> 01:15:40,090 for a very, very, 1879 01:15:40,449 --> 01:15:41,926 very long time. 1880 01:15:42,367 --> 01:15:45,202 Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. 1881 01:15:45,203 --> 01:15:46,495 He didn't mean any of it. 1882 01:15:46,496 --> 01:15:48,894 Daddy shouldn't waste his time. 1883 01:15:49,332 --> 01:15:51,025 And from now on, 1884 01:15:52,294 --> 01:15:54,567 it's gonna be nothing but short, 1885 01:15:54,713 --> 01:15:57,032 short skirts around the house. 1886 01:15:59,551 --> 01:16:02,120 And you know something else, Daddy? 1887 01:16:03,263 --> 01:16:09,211 Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. 1888 01:16:10,896 --> 01:16:12,919 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1889 01:16:15,233 --> 01:16:16,755 In fact, 1890 01:16:18,653 --> 01:16:21,489 she's decided to throw them 1891 01:16:21,490 --> 01:16:24,764 all away. 1892 01:16:26,661 --> 01:16:28,013 (SIGHING) 1893 01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:32,442 So take a good look, Daddy. 1894 01:16:32,793 --> 01:16:35,920 You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. 1895 01:16:35,921 --> 01:16:37,546 Oh, baby... 1896 01:16:37,547 --> 01:16:39,115 Yeah, Mommy. 1897 01:16:39,508 --> 01:16:41,531 - Yeah... - But no touching. 1898 01:16:42,010 --> 01:16:43,703 Oh, gosh. 1899 01:16:45,013 --> 01:16:46,410 Ow. 1900 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,892 What's wrong, Daddy? 1901 01:16:49,893 --> 01:16:51,336 Mmm, baby. 1902 01:16:53,355 --> 01:16:54,627 God! 1903 01:16:54,731 --> 01:16:56,128 (SOBBING) 1904 01:16:56,191 --> 01:16:57,463 Look at this shit. 1905 01:16:57,526 --> 01:17:01,347 Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy. 1906 01:17:03,031 --> 01:17:05,680 Mommy, have you ever noticed 1907 01:17:05,784 --> 01:17:07,636 anything odd about Mr... 1908 01:17:08,036 --> 01:17:09,729 Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there? 1909 01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:15,019 His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? 1910 01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:18,963 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. 1911 01:17:18,964 --> 01:17:22,216 (GASPS) Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy. 1912 01:17:22,217 --> 01:17:24,176 Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco. 1913 01:17:24,177 --> 01:17:25,636 Say "Hi." Hi, fellas. (CHUCKLES) 1914 01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:27,054 See that, huh? 1915 01:17:27,055 --> 01:17:28,889 Of all the fucking days, 1916 01:17:28,890 --> 01:17:30,788 she chooses today to give me blue balls! 1917 01:17:31,226 --> 01:17:33,936 I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history, 1918 01:17:33,937 --> 01:17:35,855 and I needed to be thinking straight. 1919 01:17:35,856 --> 01:17:37,333 Hey, Jordan! 1920 01:17:37,607 --> 01:17:39,525 - Welcome. - Steve here yet? 1921 01:17:39,526 --> 01:17:42,755 JORDAN: This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO. 1922 01:17:42,821 --> 01:17:44,947 DONNIE: Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited. 1923 01:17:44,948 --> 01:17:46,824 JORDAN: Everything had to run tight. 1924 01:17:46,825 --> 01:17:47,950 It had to be perfect. 1925 01:17:47,951 --> 01:17:49,644 What the fuck is that kid doing? 1926 01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:51,855 What's he doing? 1927 01:17:52,497 --> 01:17:54,474 The biggest IPO in this firm's history. 1928 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,856 What the fuck is he doing? 1929 01:17:57,752 --> 01:17:59,854 JANET: Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie? 1930 01:18:00,046 --> 01:18:01,238 Hi. 1931 01:18:02,257 --> 01:18:03,424 How're you doing? 1932 01:18:03,425 --> 01:18:04,572 Good. 1933 01:18:05,385 --> 01:18:07,283 You cleaning the fish bowl? 1934 01:18:08,263 --> 01:18:10,457 I just... I had a minute and... 1935 01:18:10,765 --> 01:18:12,242 You had a minute. 1936 01:18:12,434 --> 01:18:14,852 And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today? 1937 01:18:14,853 --> 01:18:18,628 I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes. 1938 01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:20,542 Okay. Nice to meet you. 1939 01:18:26,489 --> 01:18:27,841 On new issue day? 1940 01:18:29,409 --> 01:18:32,058 On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? 1941 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,392 This is what you do? 1942 01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:36,353 Hey, everybody, listen up! 1943 01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:39,603 This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! 1944 01:18:41,796 --> 01:18:43,864 (ALL GROANING) 1945 01:18:53,183 --> 01:18:55,126 Take your little bow tie, get your shit, 1946 01:18:55,352 --> 01:18:57,269 and get the fuck out of my office! You understand? 1947 01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:58,872 Get the fuck out! 1948 01:19:00,649 --> 01:19:02,441 (ALL JEERING) 1949 01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:04,026 Everybody on point! 1950 01:19:04,027 --> 01:19:07,051 We are here to make money. Everybody on point. 1951 01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:12,284 JORDAN: A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. 1952 01:19:12,285 --> 01:19:14,995 Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius. 1953 01:19:14,996 --> 01:19:16,564 JORDAN: Enter Steve Madden. 1954 01:19:16,581 --> 01:19:17,748 The great American cobbler. 1955 01:19:17,749 --> 01:19:20,227 Red-hot ladies footwear Impresario. 1956 01:19:20,669 --> 01:19:23,879 And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public. 1957 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:27,701 Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze. 1958 01:19:27,842 --> 01:19:29,785 Pond scum no more. 1959 01:19:30,011 --> 01:19:31,345 That's why they gotta see your face. 1960 01:19:31,346 --> 01:19:33,931 You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay? 1961 01:19:33,932 --> 01:19:36,600 And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned 1962 01:19:36,601 --> 01:19:38,954 85% of Steve Madden Shoes, 1963 01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,522 which legally speaking was a big no-no, 1964 01:19:41,523 --> 01:19:45,048 but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it. 1965 01:19:45,277 --> 01:19:47,630 Our job was to get them worked up. 1966 01:19:47,696 --> 01:19:49,594 - But not too worked up. - Shh. 1967 01:19:51,032 --> 01:19:52,805 Hello. If, uh... (WHISTLES) 1968 01:19:53,243 --> 01:19:55,471 For those of you who don't know me, uh... 1969 01:19:55,704 --> 01:19:56,829 My name's Steve Madden. 1970 01:19:56,830 --> 01:19:58,664 Yeah, we know who you are. (LAUGHTER) 1971 01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,062 Your name is on the box. 1972 01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:01,792 Get the shoes. Show them the shoes. 1973 01:20:01,793 --> 01:20:03,486 - Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah. 1974 01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:06,714 Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool. 1975 01:20:06,715 --> 01:20:09,675 This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map. 1976 01:20:09,676 --> 01:20:11,343 Without it, I wouldn't be here. 1977 01:20:11,344 --> 01:20:12,594 It's a fat girls' shoe! 1978 01:20:12,595 --> 01:20:14,663 Believe it or not... Believe it or not though, 1979 01:20:14,681 --> 01:20:16,265 the Mary Lou is actually the same 1980 01:20:16,266 --> 01:20:18,058 as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather. 1981 01:20:18,059 --> 01:20:19,832 (JEERING) 1982 01:20:22,689 --> 01:20:24,398 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1983 01:20:24,399 --> 01:20:26,297 Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at? 1984 01:20:27,569 --> 01:20:28,902 All right! 1985 01:20:28,903 --> 01:20:32,281 Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou! 1986 01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:34,510 Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud! 1987 01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:37,103 Give him a round of applause! 1988 01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:40,432 You guys got that out of your systems, huh? 1989 01:20:41,249 --> 01:20:43,351 You having a good afternoon or what? 1990 01:20:43,835 --> 01:20:46,962 I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so 1991 01:20:46,963 --> 01:20:49,361 absolutely off the fucking wall. 1992 01:20:50,467 --> 01:20:52,194 It's because this man 1993 01:20:52,469 --> 01:20:54,162 is a creative genius. 1994 01:20:54,596 --> 01:20:56,638 This ability, this gift 1995 01:20:56,639 --> 01:20:58,241 that Steve has, 1996 01:20:58,266 --> 01:20:59,850 it goes beyond just 1997 01:20:59,851 --> 01:21:01,602 spotting the hottest shoe trends. 1998 01:21:01,603 --> 01:21:05,503 Steve's power is that he creates trends. 1999 01:21:05,732 --> 01:21:06,879 You understand? 2000 01:21:07,359 --> 01:21:09,526 Artists like Steve come along once every decade. 2001 01:21:09,527 --> 01:21:13,030 I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel, 2002 01:21:13,031 --> 01:21:14,724 Yves Saint Laurent. 2003 01:21:15,116 --> 01:21:16,843 Steve, come over here for a second. 2004 01:21:16,951 --> 01:21:19,099 I don't think you all realize 2005 01:21:19,662 --> 01:21:21,139 that Steve Madden 2006 01:21:21,373 --> 01:21:24,750 is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry, 2007 01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:26,126 with orders going through the roof 2008 01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:29,572 at every department store in North America right now. 2009 01:21:29,964 --> 01:21:32,066 We have him here in our office! 2010 01:21:33,009 --> 01:21:35,886 We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here! 2011 01:21:35,887 --> 01:21:38,555 We should be on our hands and knees right now, 2012 01:21:38,556 --> 01:21:40,724 getting ready to suck this guy off! 2013 01:21:40,725 --> 01:21:42,042 Like this! Okay? 2014 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,412 (LAUGHTER) 2015 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,247 I wanna suck you off, Steve! 2016 01:21:46,022 --> 01:21:47,715 Everyone's gonna suck you off! 2017 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,650 This is our golden ticket 2018 01:21:49,651 --> 01:21:51,777 to the fucking chocolate factory right here! 2019 01:21:51,778 --> 01:21:52,879 (CHEERING) 2020 01:21:52,904 --> 01:21:54,051 And I wanna meet 2021 01:21:54,155 --> 01:21:56,474 Willy fucking Wonka, okay? 2022 01:21:57,033 --> 01:21:59,977 I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this! 2023 01:22:03,957 --> 01:22:06,435 All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here. 2024 01:22:06,918 --> 01:22:09,362 All right, I want you all to focus for a second. 2025 01:22:09,796 --> 01:22:11,898 See those little black boxes? 2026 01:22:12,006 --> 01:22:13,173 They're called telephones. 2027 01:22:13,174 --> 01:22:16,051 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. 2028 01:22:16,052 --> 01:22:18,746 They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? 2029 01:22:18,763 --> 01:22:22,584 Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. 2030 01:22:23,101 --> 01:22:26,796 Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. 2031 01:22:27,730 --> 01:22:30,253 And in the case of the telephone, 2032 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:33,044 it's up to each and every one of you, 2033 01:22:34,446 --> 01:22:36,640 my highly-trained Strattonites. 2034 01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:39,054 My killers! 2035 01:22:39,701 --> 01:22:43,101 My killers, who will not take no for an answer! 2036 01:22:43,872 --> 01:22:45,565 My fucking warriors, 2037 01:22:45,915 --> 01:22:48,000 who will not hang up the phone 2038 01:22:48,001 --> 01:22:51,044 until their client either buys 2039 01:22:51,045 --> 01:22:53,297 or fucking dies! 2040 01:22:53,298 --> 01:22:54,900 (ALL CHEERING) 2041 01:23:08,229 --> 01:23:09,897 Let me tell you something. 2042 01:23:09,898 --> 01:23:13,002 There is no nobility in poverty. 2043 01:23:13,359 --> 01:23:16,445 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. 2044 01:23:16,446 --> 01:23:18,447 And I choose rich every fucking time. 2045 01:23:18,448 --> 01:23:20,115 (CHEERING) 2046 01:23:20,116 --> 01:23:21,408 Because at least as a rich man, 2047 01:23:21,409 --> 01:23:22,868 when I have to face my problems, 2048 01:23:22,869 --> 01:23:24,828 I show up in the back of a limo, 2049 01:23:24,829 --> 01:23:26,747 wearing a $2,000 suit 2050 01:23:26,748 --> 01:23:29,476 and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! 2051 01:23:32,128 --> 01:23:33,629 (YELLING) 2052 01:23:33,630 --> 01:23:34,796 Duke it out! Hit him! 2053 01:23:34,797 --> 01:23:36,319 Get the fuck off me! 2054 01:23:37,675 --> 01:23:40,369 And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial 2055 01:23:40,386 --> 01:23:41,929 or materialistic, 2056 01:23:41,930 --> 01:23:44,306 go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 2057 01:23:44,307 --> 01:23:46,455 'cause that's where you fucking belong! 2058 01:23:48,436 --> 01:23:52,040 But before you depart this room full of winners, 2059 01:23:52,774 --> 01:23:54,066 I want you to take a good look 2060 01:23:54,067 --> 01:23:55,840 at the person next to you. Go on. 2061 01:23:56,861 --> 01:23:59,214 Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, 2062 01:23:59,531 --> 01:24:00,989 you're gonna be pulling up to a red light 2063 01:24:00,990 --> 01:24:03,058 in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, 2064 01:24:03,284 --> 01:24:06,453 and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you 2065 01:24:06,454 --> 01:24:08,682 in their brand new Porsche 2066 01:24:09,415 --> 01:24:11,500 with their beautiful wife by their side, 2067 01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,043 who's got big voluptuous tits. 2068 01:24:13,044 --> 01:24:14,646 (ALL LAUGH) 2069 01:24:15,129 --> 01:24:17,464 And who're you gonna be sitting next to? 2070 01:24:17,465 --> 01:24:19,299 Some disgusting wildebeest 2071 01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:20,884 with three days of razor-stubble, 2072 01:24:20,885 --> 01:24:22,302 in a sleeveless muumuu, 2073 01:24:22,303 --> 01:24:24,763 crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries 2074 01:24:24,764 --> 01:24:26,598 from the fucking Price Club! 2075 01:24:26,599 --> 01:24:28,976 That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! 2076 01:24:28,977 --> 01:24:31,311 So you listen to me and you listen well. 2077 01:24:31,312 --> 01:24:33,665 Are you behind on your credit card bills? 2078 01:24:33,982 --> 01:24:36,255 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 2079 01:24:36,568 --> 01:24:39,217 Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! 2080 01:24:39,404 --> 01:24:41,655 Pick up the phone and start dialing! 2081 01:24:41,656 --> 01:24:45,033 Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? 2082 01:24:45,034 --> 01:24:47,978 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 2083 01:24:48,204 --> 01:24:50,432 I want you to deal with your problems 2084 01:24:50,498 --> 01:24:51,707 by becoming rich! 2085 01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:53,151 (ALL CHEERING) 2086 01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:55,752 All you have to do today 2087 01:24:55,753 --> 01:24:57,275 is pick up that phone 2088 01:24:58,339 --> 01:25:00,908 and speak the words that I have taught you. 2089 01:25:01,509 --> 01:25:03,577 And I will make you richer 2090 01:25:03,595 --> 01:25:05,137 than the most powerful CEO 2091 01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:06,722 in the United States of fucking America! 2092 01:25:06,723 --> 01:25:08,325 Yeah! (CHEERING) 2093 01:25:09,017 --> 01:25:10,414 Fuck, yeah! 2094 01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:13,129 I want you to go out there 2095 01:25:13,771 --> 01:25:15,623 and I want you to ram 2096 01:25:15,857 --> 01:25:19,234 Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats 2097 01:25:19,235 --> 01:25:21,633 until they fucking choke on it! 2098 01:25:21,946 --> 01:25:24,114 Till they choke on it and they buy 2099 01:25:24,115 --> 01:25:26,283 100,000 shares! That's what I want. 2100 01:25:26,284 --> 01:25:27,868 Yeah! Fuck, yeah. 2101 01:25:27,869 --> 01:25:29,642 You be ferocious! 2102 01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:31,644 - You be relentless! - ALL: Yeah! 2103 01:25:31,664 --> 01:25:35,064 You be telephone fucking terrorists! 2104 01:25:36,419 --> 01:25:40,047 Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! 2105 01:25:40,048 --> 01:25:41,741 (CHEERING LOUDLY) 2106 01:26:10,328 --> 01:26:15,150 JORDAN: At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. 2107 01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:18,357 By 1:03, it was over $18. 2108 01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:20,776 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying. 2109 01:26:30,598 --> 01:26:32,599 Of the two million shares offered for sale, 2110 01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:35,602 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes. 2111 01:26:35,603 --> 01:26:37,922 Now once the price hit the high teens... 2112 01:26:37,939 --> 01:26:40,190 (CHUCKLES) You know what? Who gives a shit? 2113 01:26:40,191 --> 01:26:41,918 As always, the point is this. 2114 01:26:42,276 --> 01:26:46,756 $22 million in three fucking hours! 2115 01:26:47,782 --> 01:26:49,759 Can you believe this shit? 2116 01:26:49,951 --> 01:26:52,244 - I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing! 2117 01:26:52,245 --> 01:26:53,471 JANET: Jordan! 2118 01:26:53,788 --> 01:26:55,122 Barry Kleinman's on the phone 2119 01:26:55,123 --> 01:26:56,873 - from Future Video. - Who? 2120 01:26:56,874 --> 01:26:58,166 I don't know. He shot at your wedding. 2121 01:26:58,167 --> 01:26:59,292 He says it's urgent. 2122 01:26:59,293 --> 01:27:01,503 Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman? 2123 01:27:01,504 --> 01:27:03,171 Oh, my God, you wanna marry me? 2124 01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:04,297 You're in love with me? 2125 01:27:04,298 --> 01:27:05,445 Yeah. Go fuck your cousin! 2126 01:27:05,466 --> 01:27:06,550 Hey, Barry, what's up? 2127 01:27:06,551 --> 01:27:08,760 Listen, I got this subpoena. 2128 01:27:08,761 --> 01:27:10,303 Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about? 2129 01:27:10,304 --> 01:27:11,888 Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy 2130 01:27:11,889 --> 01:27:13,014 of your wedding video. 2131 01:27:13,015 --> 01:27:14,287 JORDAN: The fucking FBI? 2132 01:27:14,392 --> 01:27:16,309 - You fucking kidding me? - BO: Listen to me. 2133 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:17,686 His name is Denham. 2134 01:27:17,687 --> 01:27:19,438 He's an agent with the New York office. 2135 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,564 JORDAN: What's his problem? 2136 01:27:20,565 --> 01:27:23,293 BO: He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko. 2137 01:27:24,485 --> 01:27:25,819 JORDAN: What does he want with my wedding video? 2138 01:27:25,820 --> 01:27:27,529 It's like an invasion of my privacy. 2139 01:27:27,530 --> 01:27:28,973 You know what I'm saying? It's like... 2140 01:27:28,990 --> 01:27:30,365 It's intrusive, you know. 2141 01:27:30,366 --> 01:27:33,118 He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle. 2142 01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:35,036 Pictures, names of the people. 2143 01:27:35,037 --> 01:27:36,121 You know what he's trying to do? 2144 01:27:36,122 --> 01:27:37,330 Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself. 2145 01:27:37,331 --> 01:27:38,623 He's trying to rattle you, 2146 01:27:38,624 --> 01:27:40,167 he's trying to rattle your old lady, 2147 01:27:40,168 --> 01:27:43,003 so she nags you until you become a fucking witness. 2148 01:27:43,004 --> 01:27:44,504 He wants me to rat on myself? 2149 01:27:44,505 --> 01:27:46,448 He wants me to give information about my... 2150 01:27:46,674 --> 01:27:48,341 Listen. The good fucking news is, 2151 01:27:48,342 --> 01:27:50,177 you know I know everybody downtown, 2152 01:27:50,178 --> 01:27:52,512 I call up the Justice Department, the DEA, 2153 01:27:52,513 --> 01:27:55,708 nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down! 2154 01:27:55,892 --> 01:27:57,209 They don't know I exist? 2155 01:27:57,351 --> 01:27:59,124 - No. - That's good. 2156 01:28:04,025 --> 01:28:05,150 But you... 2157 01:28:05,151 --> 01:28:06,719 You know who he is, right? 2158 01:28:07,361 --> 01:28:09,404 - Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get 2159 01:28:09,405 --> 01:28:11,448 some more information, just find out what he knows, 2160 01:28:11,449 --> 01:28:14,701 you could go to his house, right? 2161 01:28:14,702 --> 01:28:16,703 Tap his phones a little bit, bug him. 2162 01:28:16,704 --> 01:28:17,871 You could get some information... 2163 01:28:17,872 --> 01:28:20,791 You don't fuck with these guys like that. 2164 01:28:20,792 --> 01:28:21,958 You don't fuck with them like that. 2165 01:28:21,959 --> 01:28:23,210 What are you, nuts or something? 2166 01:28:23,211 --> 01:28:24,920 This is what you fucking do. What do I pay you for? 2167 01:28:24,921 --> 01:28:28,089 I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this. 2168 01:28:28,090 --> 01:28:29,216 I'm not a cop anymore. 2169 01:28:29,217 --> 01:28:31,343 They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right? 2170 01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:32,491 Okay. 2171 01:28:33,137 --> 01:28:35,490 Okay, if I can't do that, can I just... 2172 01:28:35,681 --> 01:28:37,033 Can I give the guy a call? 2173 01:28:38,142 --> 01:28:40,227 - Why? Is that... - Jordan. Jordan. 2174 01:28:40,228 --> 01:28:41,311 Do me a favor? 2175 01:28:41,312 --> 01:28:44,314 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer. 2176 01:28:44,315 --> 01:28:45,398 I can't call him, right? 2177 01:28:45,399 --> 01:28:47,234 - It's against the rules? - I told you, 2178 01:28:47,235 --> 01:28:48,985 whatever the fuck you say to him, 2179 01:28:48,986 --> 01:28:51,696 he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand? 2180 01:28:51,697 --> 01:28:53,532 He's smart, you're dumb. 2181 01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:54,850 Fucking bullshit. 2182 01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,660 Are we fucking talking tonight, 2183 01:28:56,661 --> 01:28:57,911 or are you gonna get schwacked? 2184 01:28:57,912 --> 01:28:59,579 The last time you took these fucking pills, 2185 01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:02,060 you put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up. 2186 01:29:02,667 --> 01:29:04,209 All right. 2187 01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:05,937 Okay, I won't call him. 2188 01:29:08,673 --> 01:29:10,841 Hey, fellas! Come on board. 2189 01:29:10,842 --> 01:29:12,694 The plank's right around there. 2190 01:29:13,469 --> 01:29:14,821 Welcome! 2191 01:29:14,929 --> 01:29:16,906 Whoo! What a nice day. 2192 01:29:18,891 --> 01:29:20,083 Hey. 2193 01:29:20,434 --> 01:29:21,831 Welcome aboard. 2194 01:29:22,478 --> 01:29:24,229 Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi. 2195 01:29:24,230 --> 01:29:25,355 Pleasure to meet you. 2196 01:29:25,356 --> 01:29:26,857 Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes. 2197 01:29:26,858 --> 01:29:27,983 Hi, how are you? 2198 01:29:27,984 --> 01:29:31,319 Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy. 2199 01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,905 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. 2200 01:29:33,906 --> 01:29:35,156 These are friends of Stratton. 2201 01:29:35,157 --> 01:29:36,429 - It's a pleasure. - Hello. 2202 01:29:36,450 --> 01:29:38,723 Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 2203 01:29:39,328 --> 01:29:42,898 Your message said that you wanted to speak privately. 2204 01:29:42,957 --> 01:29:44,775 Right. I do want to speak privately. 2205 01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:46,189 Give us a minute, huh, ladies? 2206 01:29:46,377 --> 01:29:47,794 Let me know if I can get you anything. 2207 01:29:47,795 --> 01:29:49,147 We'd be happy to help. 2208 01:29:49,881 --> 01:29:50,964 You guys hungry? 2209 01:29:50,965 --> 01:29:52,048 Want something to eat? 2210 01:29:52,049 --> 01:29:53,884 Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster. 2211 01:29:53,885 --> 01:29:56,303 I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want. 2212 01:29:56,304 --> 01:29:57,888 You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us 2213 01:29:57,889 --> 01:29:59,457 to drink while we're at sea. 2214 01:29:59,599 --> 01:30:00,700 Duh! Of course. 2215 01:30:00,725 --> 01:30:01,872 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 2216 01:30:01,976 --> 01:30:03,953 Ever been on one of these before? 2217 01:30:03,978 --> 01:30:05,375 A boat? 2218 01:30:05,980 --> 01:30:07,397 I learned how to sail when I was six. 2219 01:30:07,398 --> 01:30:09,566 No shit. Is that right? Really? 2220 01:30:09,567 --> 01:30:11,359 On one like this, though? 2221 01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:14,259 I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there. 2222 01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:15,677 See that? 2223 01:30:16,866 --> 01:30:18,283 Anyway, this is for you. 2224 01:30:18,284 --> 01:30:21,328 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding. 2225 01:30:21,329 --> 01:30:24,164 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video. 2226 01:30:24,165 --> 01:30:27,000 Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right? 2227 01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,835 - There you go. - Look, 2228 01:30:28,836 --> 01:30:30,086 my point is that 2229 01:30:30,087 --> 01:30:31,838 I know you're investigating Stratton. 2230 01:30:31,839 --> 01:30:35,443 But for the life of me, I can't figure out why. 2231 01:30:35,676 --> 01:30:37,928 I know we're a little unorthodox, we're a little 2232 01:30:37,929 --> 01:30:40,013 loud in the way we do things. But you gotta understand, 2233 01:30:40,014 --> 01:30:41,389 we're the new guys on the block, you know, 2234 01:30:41,390 --> 01:30:44,039 we're trying to make a name for ourselves. 2235 01:30:44,185 --> 01:30:46,834 But I want you to understand, we don't 2236 01:30:46,854 --> 01:30:48,627 do anything illegal. 2237 01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:50,523 Whatsoever. 2238 01:30:50,524 --> 01:30:52,150 I mean, you could talk to the SEC. 2239 01:30:52,151 --> 01:30:55,195 They were at my office 15 times over the last six months. 2240 01:30:55,196 --> 01:30:57,640 I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide. 2241 01:30:57,740 --> 01:31:00,825 Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency. 2242 01:31:00,826 --> 01:31:02,452 We pursue criminal activities. 2243 01:31:02,453 --> 01:31:05,397 Exactly! You go after real criminals, which 2244 01:31:05,873 --> 01:31:08,375 makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for? 2245 01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:10,399 (BOTH CHUCKLING) I mean, honestly... 2246 01:31:10,628 --> 01:31:14,422 What is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it. 2247 01:31:14,423 --> 01:31:15,757 Well, I... 2248 01:31:15,758 --> 01:31:18,218 Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation. 2249 01:31:18,219 --> 01:31:20,037 No, I get that. No, I understand. 2250 01:31:20,054 --> 01:31:21,576 With that said... 2251 01:31:22,306 --> 01:31:24,224 This case got dumped on my desk... 2252 01:31:24,225 --> 01:31:25,892 - Did it? - You know, by a higher-up 2253 01:31:25,893 --> 01:31:27,227 who needs to make a show 2254 01:31:27,228 --> 01:31:29,437 of looking into the new company on the block, 2255 01:31:29,438 --> 01:31:30,915 - with all the press and everything. - New loud guys. 2256 01:31:31,315 --> 01:31:32,816 And then I end up being the schmuck 2257 01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:34,567 who does the looking. Exactly. 2258 01:31:34,568 --> 01:31:36,653 It's just, you know... It bothers me. 2259 01:31:36,654 --> 01:31:38,071 We're the new guy. We're the one 2260 01:31:38,072 --> 01:31:40,448 that's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should... 2261 01:31:40,449 --> 01:31:42,409 You should see what's going on at the bigger firms. 2262 01:31:42,410 --> 01:31:44,012 I mean, I know all the information. 2263 01:31:44,078 --> 01:31:47,057 It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill... 2264 01:31:47,248 --> 01:31:49,066 Collateralized debt obligations? 2265 01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:50,417 This Internet stock bullshit? 2266 01:31:50,418 --> 01:31:52,293 I mean, it's a fucking travesty. 2267 01:31:52,294 --> 01:31:54,546 I could take you step-by-step 2268 01:31:54,547 --> 01:31:57,366 through what exactly is occurring. 2269 01:31:57,550 --> 01:31:59,243 All you have to do is ask. 2270 01:31:59,301 --> 01:32:00,698 I'm available. 2271 01:32:00,761 --> 01:32:02,429 - That's exactly what I wanted to hear. - Mmm-hmm. 2272 01:32:02,430 --> 01:32:05,409 I don't see why a little sitdown like this 2273 01:32:05,975 --> 01:32:07,600 can't be profitable for the both of us. 2274 01:32:07,601 --> 01:32:09,936 It should. Right? It should profit the both of us. 2275 01:32:09,937 --> 01:32:11,584 - It should. - Look. 2276 01:32:12,023 --> 01:32:14,315 I'm gonna give you my personal line. 2277 01:32:14,316 --> 01:32:17,340 Five days a week, you just call me, feel free. 2278 01:32:17,445 --> 01:32:19,263 - I'll do that. - Great. 2279 01:32:21,741 --> 01:32:23,491 Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? 2280 01:32:23,492 --> 01:32:25,243 You're not hungry? Nothing? 2281 01:32:25,244 --> 01:32:26,971 - Nothing? No? - Oh, no. 2282 01:32:29,999 --> 01:32:31,124 Let me ask you, 2283 01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:32,625 and if you don't wanna get too personal, 2284 01:32:32,626 --> 01:32:34,899 - just tell me to shut up at any time. - Oh. 2285 01:32:35,838 --> 01:32:38,548 Did you try to get your broker's license at one time? 2286 01:32:38,549 --> 01:32:41,493 Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? 2287 01:32:42,303 --> 01:32:44,304 - No? (CHUCKLES) - Who you been talking to? 2288 01:32:44,305 --> 01:32:45,388 Who the fuck you been talking to? 2289 01:32:45,389 --> 01:32:46,514 Well, you're investigating me. 2290 01:32:46,515 --> 01:32:48,058 I hear things. (LAUGHING) 2291 01:32:48,059 --> 01:32:49,502 You know what I mean? 2292 01:32:50,519 --> 01:32:52,062 You ever think about what would've happened 2293 01:32:52,063 --> 01:32:54,757 if you would have stayed the course? 2294 01:32:55,941 --> 01:32:57,817 You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway 2295 01:32:57,818 --> 01:32:59,194 and my balls are fucking sweating, 2296 01:32:59,195 --> 01:33:01,071 I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row... 2297 01:33:01,072 --> 01:33:02,655 Yeah, you bet I do. 2298 01:33:02,656 --> 01:33:04,491 I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right? 2299 01:33:04,492 --> 01:33:05,617 Right, who fucking wouldn't? 2300 01:33:05,618 --> 01:33:06,785 What do you get... 2301 01:33:06,786 --> 01:33:08,119 Another personal question, no need to answer... 2302 01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,579 No, that's all right, Jordan. 2303 01:33:09,580 --> 01:33:12,729 What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that? 2304 01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:14,834 - A year? In the ballpark? - Oh. 2305 01:33:14,835 --> 01:33:16,377 Well, I... 2306 01:33:16,378 --> 01:33:18,254 Let's put it this way. 2307 01:33:18,255 --> 01:33:19,547 You get a free handgun 2308 01:33:19,548 --> 01:33:21,428 when you sign up for the Bureau. (CHUCKLING) 2309 01:33:21,717 --> 01:33:24,010 No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean? 2310 01:33:24,011 --> 01:33:26,262 You think about the people that built this country, 2311 01:33:26,263 --> 01:33:27,764 hardworking people like you. 2312 01:33:27,765 --> 01:33:30,414 Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents. 2313 01:33:30,434 --> 01:33:34,187 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially. 2314 01:33:34,188 --> 01:33:36,147 It fucking makes me angry. 2315 01:33:36,148 --> 01:33:39,297 Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is, 2316 01:33:39,318 --> 01:33:41,091 for me, I feel 2317 01:33:42,029 --> 01:33:44,489 it's good to give back. You know, there's... 2318 01:33:44,490 --> 01:33:46,741 There are situations where I can 2319 01:33:46,742 --> 01:33:50,370 make those situations better for people. You know? 2320 01:33:50,371 --> 01:33:51,746 You know what I mean. 2321 01:33:51,747 --> 01:33:53,269 Opportunity 2322 01:33:53,707 --> 01:33:54,791 is everything. 2323 01:33:54,792 --> 01:33:56,144 Exactly. 2324 01:33:56,168 --> 01:33:58,711 Take for example, I got this one kid, right? 2325 01:33:58,712 --> 01:34:02,549 Went to school for environmental science, something like that. 2326 01:34:02,550 --> 01:34:04,467 He was bogged down by student loans. 2327 01:34:04,468 --> 01:34:06,970 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery. 2328 01:34:06,971 --> 01:34:08,721 - Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation. 2329 01:34:08,722 --> 01:34:09,806 Sure. 2330 01:34:09,807 --> 01:34:10,974 But we got him into the market 2331 01:34:10,975 --> 01:34:12,725 at the right time and chose the right stock. 2332 01:34:12,726 --> 01:34:14,561 We gave him the right guidance. 2333 01:34:14,562 --> 01:34:17,336 Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life. 2334 01:34:17,898 --> 01:34:19,482 Got to put his mother into 2335 01:34:19,483 --> 01:34:21,317 the best hospital in New York City. 2336 01:34:21,318 --> 01:34:22,485 It didn't work out for her, 2337 01:34:22,486 --> 01:34:24,279 granted, she passed away, unfortunately. 2338 01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,239 But we gave him that opportunity. 2339 01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:27,512 You know what I'm saying? 2340 01:34:28,159 --> 01:34:29,909 It's just about setting up the right team, 2341 01:34:29,910 --> 01:34:32,763 and then overnight your life can change. 2342 01:34:38,043 --> 01:34:40,566 What does... What does an intern... 2343 01:34:42,006 --> 01:34:43,923 What does an intern make in a deal like that? 2344 01:34:43,924 --> 01:34:46,072 Well, in that situation, 2345 01:34:46,927 --> 01:34:50,076 in that particular trade, and it was one trade, 2346 01:34:50,264 --> 01:34:52,913 north of half a million dollars. 2347 01:34:56,437 --> 01:34:58,771 And I'd do that for anybody, you know, 2348 01:34:58,772 --> 01:35:01,546 anybody that needs the proper guidance. 2349 01:35:21,253 --> 01:35:23,355 Can you say that again, 2350 01:35:23,714 --> 01:35:25,282 just the way you said it? 2351 01:35:25,758 --> 01:35:27,576 Just the same way. 2352 01:35:29,261 --> 01:35:30,453 Oh. 2353 01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:32,805 I don't know what you're talking about. 2354 01:35:32,806 --> 01:35:34,749 Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about. 2355 01:35:35,476 --> 01:35:37,249 I think what Jordan just did is he... 2356 01:35:37,269 --> 01:35:38,478 - If I'm not mistaken... - No. 2357 01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:40,688 You just tried to bribe a federal officer. 2358 01:35:40,689 --> 01:35:42,857 No, technically I didn't bribe anybody. 2359 01:35:42,858 --> 01:35:45,360 No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan. 2360 01:35:45,361 --> 01:35:46,945 No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code, 2361 01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:48,863 there needs to be an exact dollar figure 2362 01:35:48,864 --> 01:35:50,448 - for the exchange of services. - Oh! 2363 01:35:50,449 --> 01:35:52,158 That would not hold up in a court of law. 2364 01:35:52,159 --> 01:35:53,910 Nah, it's not howl heard it. 2365 01:35:53,911 --> 01:35:56,663 No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this. 2366 01:35:56,664 --> 01:35:57,789 Yeah. 2367 01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:59,374 The same gentleman that told me 2368 01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:01,209 that you tried to get your broker's license 2369 01:36:01,210 --> 01:36:03,438 also told me that you are a straight arrow. 2370 01:36:03,462 --> 01:36:05,004 He ran a security check on me. 2371 01:36:05,005 --> 01:36:06,231 Well... 2372 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:09,384 Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, 2373 01:36:09,385 --> 01:36:11,613 sometimes you need to play the part. Right? 2374 01:36:12,846 --> 01:36:14,847 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. 2375 01:36:14,848 --> 01:36:16,916 What do you say? Hmm? (CHUCKLING) 2376 01:36:17,226 --> 01:36:18,518 You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. 2377 01:36:18,519 --> 01:36:21,623 Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, 2378 01:36:21,981 --> 01:36:24,399 they're to the manor born. 2379 01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,566 - Is that right? - Yeah. 2380 01:36:25,567 --> 01:36:27,277 Their fathers are douchebags, 2381 01:36:27,278 --> 01:36:29,301 just like their fathers before them. 2382 01:36:30,322 --> 01:36:31,799 But you... 2383 01:36:33,450 --> 01:36:35,848 You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. 2384 01:36:35,911 --> 01:36:37,137 Did I? 2385 01:36:37,162 --> 01:36:39,310 - Good for you, little man. - Little man? 2386 01:36:39,373 --> 01:36:40,707 (LAUGHING) Good for you. 2387 01:36:40,708 --> 01:36:41,958 Me, the little man? 2388 01:36:41,959 --> 01:36:43,084 And let me tell you something. 2389 01:36:43,085 --> 01:36:45,153 Let me tell you something else. 2390 01:36:45,379 --> 01:36:47,380 Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, 2391 01:36:47,381 --> 01:36:48,548 this is one of the nicest boats 2392 01:36:48,549 --> 01:36:50,675 - that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. 2393 01:36:50,676 --> 01:36:52,356 And you know what I was just thinking, too? 2394 01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:55,596 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office 2395 01:36:55,597 --> 01:36:57,870 when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. 2396 01:36:57,891 --> 01:37:00,143 Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan, 2397 01:37:00,144 --> 01:37:01,811 look at this thing! (BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) 2398 01:37:01,812 --> 01:37:02,895 It's beautiful! 2399 01:37:02,896 --> 01:37:05,982 And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. 2400 01:37:05,983 --> 01:37:08,506 All right, get the fuck off my boat. 2401 01:37:08,610 --> 01:37:10,236 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other 2402 01:37:10,237 --> 01:37:11,362 - real soon. - I'm sure. 2403 01:37:11,363 --> 01:37:12,905 Good luck on that subway ride home 2404 01:37:12,906 --> 01:37:14,907 to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. 2405 01:37:14,908 --> 01:37:18,077 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. 2406 01:37:18,078 --> 01:37:20,830 Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home? 2407 01:37:20,831 --> 01:37:23,541 Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! 2408 01:37:23,542 --> 01:37:25,440 Fucking cheap fucks. 2409 01:37:25,753 --> 01:37:28,026 Fucking miserable pricks. (WHISTLES) 2410 01:37:28,088 --> 01:37:31,341 Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look! 2411 01:37:31,342 --> 01:37:33,176 A year's salary right here. 2412 01:37:33,177 --> 01:37:35,928 You know what I call them? Fun coupons! 2413 01:37:35,929 --> 01:37:37,281 See that! 2414 01:37:37,723 --> 01:37:39,825 They're fun coupons! 2415 01:37:44,188 --> 01:37:45,505 (SIGHS) 2416 01:37:47,566 --> 01:37:50,385 Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland? 2417 01:37:50,402 --> 01:37:52,487 JORDAN: Swiss fucking banks, that's what. 2418 01:37:52,488 --> 01:37:55,262 It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money. 2419 01:37:56,450 --> 01:37:58,052 Enter Rugrat. 2420 01:37:58,118 --> 01:37:59,786 He knew this Swiss banker from law school. 2421 01:37:59,787 --> 01:38:00,953 That's for European pussy! 2422 01:38:00,954 --> 01:38:02,288 JORDAN: But he was in Geneva. 2423 01:38:02,289 --> 01:38:04,733 And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober. 2424 01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:08,211 So I knew if I took my drugs right, 2425 01:38:08,212 --> 01:38:10,360 I could sleep through the entire flight. 2426 01:38:10,672 --> 01:38:13,116 But I had to take them just right. 2427 01:38:13,634 --> 01:38:15,736 At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes, 2428 01:38:15,761 --> 01:38:17,303 which started kicking in by the time. 2429 01:38:17,304 --> 01:38:19,156 I finished my sales meeting. 2430 01:38:19,306 --> 01:38:20,623 My tingle phase. 2431 01:38:20,808 --> 01:38:22,600 By dinner, I popped a few more 2432 01:38:22,601 --> 01:38:25,625 on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two. 2433 01:38:25,687 --> 01:38:27,255 My slur phase. 2434 01:38:27,272 --> 01:38:29,315 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 2435 01:38:29,316 --> 01:38:31,760 By 8:30, I took a few more ludes 2436 01:38:31,902 --> 01:38:34,596 and pretty much lost all my motor skills. 2437 01:38:34,738 --> 01:38:36,340 This was the drool phase. 2438 01:38:39,284 --> 01:38:42,745 And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was. 2439 01:38:42,746 --> 01:38:44,439 The amnesia phase. 2440 01:38:45,249 --> 01:38:47,291 We boarded the plane just before midnight. 2441 01:38:47,292 --> 01:38:49,085 Wow! Look at you! 2442 01:38:49,086 --> 01:38:51,154 - You're beautiful. - Excuse me, sir. 2443 01:38:51,255 --> 01:38:53,506 His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right. 2444 01:38:53,507 --> 01:38:55,133 May I see your boarding passes, sir? 2445 01:38:55,134 --> 01:38:56,952 We have the boarding passes. 2446 01:38:57,010 --> 01:38:59,112 Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her. 2447 01:38:59,638 --> 01:39:01,456 Hey! Fucking relax. 2448 01:39:01,515 --> 01:39:03,683 Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock! 2449 01:39:03,684 --> 01:39:05,143 I don't. Cut it out. 2450 01:39:05,144 --> 01:39:06,185 He's got his hand on my dick again. 2451 01:39:06,186 --> 01:39:07,311 I'm just trying to buckle you up. 2452 01:39:07,312 --> 01:39:08,604 You got your hand on his dick? 2453 01:39:08,605 --> 01:39:10,628 You gotta stop doing that in public places. 2454 01:39:10,649 --> 01:39:12,717 Oh, my God. Take it off! 2455 01:39:12,860 --> 01:39:13,985 Take it off! 2456 01:39:13,986 --> 01:39:17,056 I heard there's a treasure map under here. 2457 01:39:17,448 --> 01:39:19,449 - Stop! I know, miss. - Excuse me, sir. 2458 01:39:19,450 --> 01:39:20,972 Please sit down. 2459 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:22,535 - Watch it. - Go back to your seat, please. 2460 01:39:22,536 --> 01:39:24,934 - What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat. 2461 01:39:25,289 --> 01:39:26,873 I will have to call the captain. 2462 01:39:26,874 --> 01:39:29,500 Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down. 2463 01:39:29,501 --> 01:39:31,252 - Please sit down! - NICKY: Ow! 2464 01:39:31,253 --> 01:39:32,879 - I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry. 2465 01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:34,573 We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep. 2466 01:39:34,756 --> 01:39:36,073 Question. I wanna ask you a question. 2467 01:39:36,091 --> 01:39:37,488 Fasten your seat belt, sir. 2468 01:39:38,093 --> 01:39:39,719 We cannot take off if you haven't fastened 2469 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:40,845 - your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too. 2470 01:39:40,846 --> 01:39:42,054 STEWARDESS: Sit down. Fasten it. 2471 01:39:42,055 --> 01:39:43,639 - Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you. 2472 01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:44,724 - DONNIE: What? - I'll do it for you. 2473 01:39:44,725 --> 01:39:45,975 JORDAN: You gotta speak English. 2474 01:39:45,976 --> 01:39:48,019 We don't understand this language you're speaking. 2475 01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:49,622 I will help him with his seat belt. 2476 01:39:50,731 --> 01:39:52,892 - You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir. 2477 01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,984 - There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back... 2478 01:39:54,985 --> 01:39:56,758 (LAUGHING) 2479 01:39:57,237 --> 01:39:59,010 Bitte, Hilfe! 2480 01:39:59,031 --> 01:40:01,225 (BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS) 2481 01:40:14,213 --> 01:40:15,588 Jesus Christ! 2482 01:40:15,589 --> 01:40:17,066 Fuck! 2483 01:40:18,634 --> 01:40:20,092 Donnie... 2484 01:40:20,093 --> 01:40:23,322 Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy. 2485 01:40:23,847 --> 01:40:25,640 I can't untie you. 2486 01:40:25,641 --> 01:40:27,016 The captain tied you up. 2487 01:40:27,017 --> 01:40:28,585 He almost fucking tasered you. 2488 01:40:29,436 --> 01:40:30,583 Why? 2489 01:40:30,812 --> 01:40:31,959 Why? 2490 01:40:32,231 --> 01:40:33,548 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 2491 01:40:33,565 --> 01:40:34,882 He's got a fear of flying. 2492 01:40:36,068 --> 01:40:37,545 Ah! 2493 01:40:39,196 --> 01:40:40,780 DONNIE: He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry, 2494 01:40:40,781 --> 01:40:42,804 it's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up. 2495 01:40:42,950 --> 01:40:45,803 Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer. 2496 01:40:46,119 --> 01:40:48,120 You were screaming at people. 2497 01:40:48,121 --> 01:40:49,580 Oh, fuck off. 2498 01:40:49,581 --> 01:40:51,791 You were on the floor rolling around and shit. 2499 01:40:51,792 --> 01:40:52,917 Oh, Jesus. 2500 01:40:52,918 --> 01:40:55,086 You called the captain the N-word. 2501 01:40:55,087 --> 01:40:56,671 I called the captain the N-word? 2502 01:40:56,672 --> 01:40:59,195 - Yeah, he was very upset. - Really? 2503 01:40:59,299 --> 01:41:01,743 - Luckily we're in first class. - Jesus. 2504 01:41:02,177 --> 01:41:05,406 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem. 2505 01:41:06,306 --> 01:41:07,953 Where are the ludes? 2506 01:41:07,975 --> 01:41:09,076 Where are the ludes? 2507 01:41:09,810 --> 01:41:11,602 They're up my ass. Don't worry about it. 2508 01:41:11,603 --> 01:41:13,312 - I got it. - (SIGHS) Okay. 2509 01:41:13,313 --> 01:41:15,006 Thank God. 2510 01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:16,774 Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do 2511 01:41:16,775 --> 01:41:17,900 when we get to Switzerland, buddy? 2512 01:41:17,901 --> 01:41:18,985 This is bad. 2513 01:41:18,986 --> 01:41:20,987 Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe. 2514 01:41:20,988 --> 01:41:22,697 Come on, do something to calm me down. Please. 2515 01:41:22,698 --> 01:41:24,532 Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 2516 01:41:24,533 --> 01:41:25,759 (WHIMPERING) 2517 01:41:25,784 --> 01:41:26,976 Okay. Shh! Shh! 2518 01:41:28,078 --> 01:41:29,161 That's good. 2519 01:41:29,162 --> 01:41:30,955 - (SING-SONG) Go to sleep. - Rub it harder, buddy. 2520 01:41:30,956 --> 01:41:32,649 You're all right. 2521 01:41:32,833 --> 01:41:35,231 We all love you. Shut the fuck up! 2522 01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:40,820 (BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH) 2523 01:41:40,966 --> 01:41:42,318 Mr. Belfort, 2524 01:41:42,551 --> 01:41:43,948 you're free to go. 2525 01:41:45,971 --> 01:41:47,118 Really? 2526 01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:51,183 Whoo! 2527 01:41:51,184 --> 01:41:52,393 - NICKY: Hey, Donnie. - Yeah? 2528 01:41:52,394 --> 01:41:54,186 NICKY: When we get out there, try not to act like yourself. 2529 01:41:54,187 --> 01:41:56,355 Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right? 2530 01:41:56,356 --> 01:41:57,815 DONNIE: What are you fucking coming at me for? 2531 01:41:57,816 --> 01:41:59,442 Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo 2532 01:41:59,443 --> 01:42:01,068 and not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay? 2533 01:42:01,069 --> 01:42:02,153 Hilfe! 2534 01:42:02,154 --> 01:42:03,255 (ALL CHUCKLE) 2535 01:42:03,322 --> 01:42:05,845 NICKY: We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down. 2536 01:42:06,283 --> 01:42:07,805 Jordan Belfort! 2537 01:42:07,951 --> 01:42:09,035 At last. 2538 01:42:09,036 --> 01:42:11,764 Nicholas has told me so much about you. 2539 01:42:11,872 --> 01:42:13,849 Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel. 2540 01:42:13,874 --> 01:42:16,115 - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you. 2541 01:42:16,501 --> 01:42:18,169 (ALL LAUGHING) JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke. 2542 01:42:18,170 --> 01:42:20,523 You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat. 2543 01:42:20,797 --> 01:42:22,298 You need a bigger couch. For guests. 2544 01:42:22,299 --> 01:42:24,258 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry. 2545 01:42:24,259 --> 01:42:27,203 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here. 2546 01:42:28,722 --> 01:42:31,996 Uh... Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan. 2547 01:42:32,476 --> 01:42:35,625 Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of... 2548 01:42:35,646 --> 01:42:36,729 Blah, blah, blah. 2549 01:42:36,730 --> 01:42:38,439 - Chit chat. - Yeah, chit chat, thank you. 2550 01:42:38,440 --> 01:42:40,167 Before business can be discussed. 2551 01:42:41,610 --> 01:42:42,836 Yeah. 2552 01:42:45,530 --> 01:42:46,677 Of course. 2553 01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:50,139 Let's get down to it. What would you like to know? 2554 01:42:50,577 --> 01:42:53,537 Under what circumstances would you be obligated 2555 01:42:53,538 --> 01:42:55,811 to cooperate with an FBI 2556 01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:59,278 or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example? 2557 01:42:59,795 --> 01:43:01,067 Ca depend. 2558 01:43:01,588 --> 01:43:02,860 Ca depend? 2559 01:43:03,382 --> 01:43:04,483 Oui. 2560 01:43:04,883 --> 01:43:07,657 Ca depend on what, exactly? 2561 01:43:08,345 --> 01:43:10,680 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland 2562 01:43:10,681 --> 01:43:12,624 in the coming months. (LAUGHTER) 2563 01:43:12,724 --> 01:43:15,017 Shall I check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croy? 2564 01:43:15,018 --> 01:43:17,212 - Yes. Rue de la Croix. - Croix. Croix. 2565 01:43:17,729 --> 01:43:20,231 Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix. 2566 01:43:20,232 --> 01:43:22,525 See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me. 2567 01:43:22,526 --> 01:43:24,360 - Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah. 2568 01:43:24,361 --> 01:43:26,338 Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites. 2569 01:43:27,489 --> 01:43:30,138 - And that kind of stuff. - That's funny. 2570 01:43:31,451 --> 01:43:34,203 JORDAN: What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, 2571 01:43:34,204 --> 01:43:36,602 is are you going to fuck me over? 2572 01:43:39,126 --> 01:43:42,901 JEAN JACQUES: I understand perfectly, you American shit. 2573 01:43:44,965 --> 01:43:47,425 The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve 2574 01:43:47,426 --> 01:43:49,620 would cooperate with a foreign legal body 2575 01:43:49,636 --> 01:43:51,595 is if the crime being pursued 2576 01:43:51,596 --> 01:43:53,869 is also a crime in Switzerland. 2577 01:43:53,890 --> 01:43:58,477 But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices. 2578 01:43:58,478 --> 01:43:59,645 Hmm. 2579 01:43:59,646 --> 01:44:01,355 From a financial standpoint, 2580 01:44:01,356 --> 01:44:02,799 you are now 2581 01:44:03,108 --> 01:44:04,551 in heaven. 2582 01:44:04,609 --> 01:44:06,586 See, I told you he was fantastic, right? 2583 01:44:07,237 --> 01:44:11,888 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become 2584 01:44:12,242 --> 01:44:13,719 papier toilette. 2585 01:44:14,745 --> 01:44:16,245 We would wipe our ass with it. 2586 01:44:16,246 --> 01:44:17,563 (LAUGHTER) 2587 01:44:17,664 --> 01:44:20,332 Unless, of course, it was an investigation 2588 01:44:20,333 --> 01:44:22,251 into stock fraud, 2589 01:44:22,252 --> 01:44:24,503 which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct. 2590 01:44:24,504 --> 01:44:28,609 Then there would have to be coopération on your part, 2591 01:44:28,633 --> 01:44:30,280 - if I'm not mistaken. - Yes. 2592 01:44:30,761 --> 01:44:33,284 Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm. 2593 01:44:33,346 --> 01:44:35,824 Assuming the account is under your name. 2594 01:44:37,100 --> 01:44:38,702 If it were 2595 01:44:38,852 --> 01:44:40,249 another name, 2596 01:44:41,354 --> 01:44:43,189 a friend's, camarade... 2597 01:44:43,190 --> 01:44:44,416 Cousin? 2598 01:44:44,441 --> 01:44:45,667 (AGREEING IN FRENCH) 2599 01:44:48,904 --> 01:44:50,722 - Relative? - JEAN JACQUES: Yeah. 2600 01:44:51,239 --> 01:44:52,465 Hmm. 2601 01:44:52,824 --> 01:44:55,552 JORDAN: Was that yodeling I just heard 2602 01:44:55,577 --> 01:44:58,120 or did you just say what I thought you said? 2603 01:44:58,121 --> 01:44:59,973 JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes. 2604 01:45:00,624 --> 01:45:03,273 JORDAN: He's telling me to use a fucking rathole. 2605 01:45:03,376 --> 01:45:05,127 But a U.S. rathole would never get 2606 01:45:05,128 --> 01:45:07,421 into Switzerland with all that money. 2607 01:45:07,422 --> 01:45:11,368 What I needed was a rathole with a European passport. 2608 01:45:18,558 --> 01:45:20,059 Jordan. 2609 01:45:20,060 --> 01:45:23,020 Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh? 2610 01:45:23,021 --> 01:45:24,522 Welcome. Was the traffic terrible? 2611 01:45:24,523 --> 01:45:26,170 Oh, no, not at all. 2612 01:45:28,610 --> 01:45:30,337 Jordan, come in. 2613 01:45:30,403 --> 01:45:33,006 Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing. 2614 01:45:33,573 --> 01:45:36,176 Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. 2615 01:45:36,243 --> 01:45:38,721 Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. 2616 01:45:39,204 --> 01:45:41,227 How do you say "rathole" in British? 2617 01:45:41,540 --> 01:45:44,083 If you get into any trouble whatsoever, 2618 01:45:44,084 --> 01:45:46,919 I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you. 2619 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,317 That I promise. 2620 01:45:48,922 --> 01:45:51,650 Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? 2621 01:45:55,929 --> 01:45:57,827 Sometimes I wonder 2622 01:45:58,098 --> 01:46:01,141 if you let money get the best of you, my love. 2623 01:46:01,142 --> 01:46:02,368 Among 2624 01:46:02,727 --> 01:46:04,374 other substances. 2625 01:46:04,771 --> 01:46:06,873 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 2626 01:46:08,692 --> 01:46:10,150 It's that obvious, huh? 2627 01:46:10,151 --> 01:46:13,505 It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets. 2628 01:46:16,116 --> 01:46:18,059 What can I say? I'm... 2629 01:46:18,827 --> 01:46:20,600 I'm a drug addict. 2630 01:46:20,620 --> 01:46:22,063 I really am. 2631 01:46:22,998 --> 01:46:24,850 Cocaine, pills. 2632 01:46:25,250 --> 01:46:27,773 Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. (CHUCKLES) 2633 01:46:28,211 --> 01:46:30,004 Now that's the truth. 2634 01:46:30,005 --> 01:46:31,338 I mean... 2635 01:46:31,339 --> 01:46:32,816 I'm a sex addict, too. 2636 01:46:33,633 --> 01:46:36,135 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex. 2637 01:46:36,136 --> 01:46:37,344 (LAUGHS) 2638 01:46:37,345 --> 01:46:39,805 Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I... 2639 01:46:39,806 --> 01:46:41,533 I'm sorry. 2640 01:46:42,183 --> 01:46:44,502 Because I'm very easy to talk to. 2641 01:46:44,769 --> 01:46:47,588 - You are. You are easy to talk to. - Mmm. 2642 01:46:48,648 --> 01:46:50,149 I suppose it's... 2643 01:46:50,150 --> 01:46:51,672 Just my job, you know. 2644 01:46:52,736 --> 01:46:54,570 All these people dependent on me. 2645 01:46:54,571 --> 01:46:57,470 Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know. 2646 01:46:57,657 --> 01:46:59,450 Sometimes I feel like I... 2647 01:46:59,451 --> 01:47:02,725 I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know. 2648 01:47:02,829 --> 01:47:04,931 You're a man with large appetites. 2649 01:47:05,290 --> 01:47:06,482 Yeah. 2650 01:47:08,084 --> 01:47:10,107 Is she fucking hitting on me? 2651 01:47:10,337 --> 01:47:11,484 Yeah. 2652 01:47:11,504 --> 01:47:12,901 Yeah, I am. 2653 01:47:15,175 --> 01:47:18,324 I suppose I put that on myself though, right? 2654 01:47:18,845 --> 01:47:20,492 My decision. 2655 01:47:20,889 --> 01:47:22,431 It's just hard to... 2656 01:47:22,432 --> 01:47:26,457 Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know? 2657 01:47:26,937 --> 01:47:28,584 You know, to... 2658 01:47:28,855 --> 01:47:31,674 Learn to relax and let go and... 2659 01:47:32,359 --> 01:47:34,461 To release the tension. 2660 01:47:35,403 --> 01:47:36,971 JORDAN: She is hitting on me. 2661 01:47:37,822 --> 01:47:39,344 Holy shit! 2662 01:47:39,532 --> 01:47:41,805 Yeah, to release the tension. 2663 01:47:45,622 --> 01:47:47,474 I suppose we, uh... 2664 01:47:47,916 --> 01:47:50,360 We all just need to learn, uh... 2665 01:47:50,877 --> 01:47:54,277 Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? 2666 01:47:56,091 --> 01:47:58,660 EMMA: Is he fucking hitting on me? 2667 01:48:04,766 --> 01:48:06,517 Stability, dear. 2668 01:48:06,518 --> 01:48:08,040 Family. 2669 01:48:14,693 --> 01:48:16,841 You take care of my niece, my love. 2670 01:48:17,028 --> 01:48:19,301 I'll take care of everything over here. 2671 01:48:20,323 --> 01:48:21,424 Deal. 2672 01:48:23,952 --> 01:48:26,646 JORDAN: (MOANING) Come on! There you go. 2673 01:48:26,705 --> 01:48:28,022 Whoo! 2674 01:48:28,164 --> 01:48:31,518 We had, literally, a fuckload of money. 2675 01:48:31,918 --> 01:48:34,020 Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself. 2676 01:48:34,754 --> 01:48:38,529 So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport? 2677 01:48:38,591 --> 01:48:40,592 Brad, you're making this too fucking tight! 2678 01:48:40,593 --> 01:48:43,470 Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer, 2679 01:48:43,471 --> 01:48:45,764 spent his winters in the south of France, 2680 01:48:45,765 --> 01:48:47,891 which is where he met his wife, Chantalle, 2681 01:48:47,892 --> 01:48:50,871 a stripper of Slovenian origin 2682 01:48:50,937 --> 01:48:52,459 born, in of all places, 2683 01:48:52,939 --> 01:48:54,541 Switzerland. 2684 01:48:58,611 --> 01:49:00,384 Well, this is fucked. 2685 01:49:00,780 --> 01:49:02,507 Oh. No shit. 2686 01:49:06,286 --> 01:49:09,014 Like, this will take her like 50 trips. 2687 01:49:09,039 --> 01:49:10,265 I know. 2688 01:49:13,752 --> 01:49:15,069 Let me ask you something? 2689 01:49:15,086 --> 01:49:17,755 What about her family? Right? 2690 01:49:17,756 --> 01:49:20,507 I mean, they all got Swiss passports, fight. 2691 01:49:20,508 --> 01:49:22,468 She's got parents, she's got a brother, right? 2692 01:49:22,469 --> 01:49:24,470 The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people. 2693 01:49:24,471 --> 01:49:26,472 Six, seven trips, boom, right? 2694 01:49:26,473 --> 01:49:28,140 They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her. 2695 01:49:28,141 --> 01:49:29,475 - They'll do it. - We could do that. 2696 01:49:29,476 --> 01:49:32,019 At least I have a family, you crooked-nose fuck! 2697 01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:34,964 Hey, uh, don't forget about my money. 2698 01:49:36,649 --> 01:49:37,816 I'm sorry, what's that? 2699 01:49:37,817 --> 01:49:39,359 Yeah, I forgot to tell you. He's got some... 2700 01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:41,508 - He's got some money. - My money. 2701 01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:44,073 I got a couple of mil coming in like a week. 2702 01:49:44,074 --> 01:49:46,768 When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up. 2703 01:49:49,287 --> 01:49:50,809 You give me a call? 2704 01:49:52,332 --> 01:49:55,667 When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. 2705 01:49:55,668 --> 01:49:57,441 Well, we don't fucking work for you, man! 2706 01:49:57,462 --> 01:49:58,984 (SHUSHING) DONNIE: Sweetheart, 2707 01:49:59,130 --> 01:50:01,048 you have my money taped to your tits. 2708 01:50:01,049 --> 01:50:03,151 Okay? Technically, you do work for me. 2709 01:50:06,096 --> 01:50:07,789 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk. 2710 01:50:07,931 --> 01:50:09,515 If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now, 2711 01:50:09,516 --> 01:50:10,557 I ain't going to him, okay. 2712 01:50:10,558 --> 01:50:11,683 - I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it. 2713 01:50:11,684 --> 01:50:13,060 I don't do fucking pickups, all right? 2714 01:50:13,061 --> 01:50:14,186 - I got it. - Well, listen to me. 2715 01:50:14,187 --> 01:50:15,854 We meet someplace that I fucking say. 2716 01:50:15,855 --> 01:50:17,314 And you tell that fucking piece of shit, 2717 01:50:17,315 --> 01:50:18,565 - he comes correct. - I will. 2718 01:50:18,566 --> 01:50:20,943 He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God 2719 01:50:20,944 --> 01:50:22,861 I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in. 2720 01:50:22,862 --> 01:50:24,696 You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in? 2721 01:50:24,697 --> 01:50:26,490 Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in? 2722 01:50:26,491 --> 01:50:28,867 I put the money on that fucking table! Not you! 2723 01:50:28,868 --> 01:50:30,786 I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal! 2724 01:50:30,787 --> 01:50:32,871 - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! - Fuck his gun! 2725 01:50:32,872 --> 01:50:34,164 I put that money in there! 2726 01:50:34,165 --> 01:50:35,791 You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer. 2727 01:50:35,792 --> 01:50:38,168 I got five more just like you, bro. 2728 01:50:38,169 --> 01:50:39,962 Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! 2729 01:50:39,963 --> 01:50:41,797 You know what else? You dress like shit! 2730 01:50:41,798 --> 01:50:42,881 So fuck you! 2731 01:50:42,882 --> 01:50:44,716 - Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus! 2732 01:50:44,717 --> 01:50:46,819 How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot? 2733 01:50:47,053 --> 01:50:48,655 JORDAN: You okay? Hey, pal. 2734 01:50:51,182 --> 01:50:54,059 The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva. 2735 01:50:54,060 --> 01:50:56,478 Two million in cash in her carry-on, 2736 01:50:56,479 --> 01:50:57,896 which in the big picture 2737 01:50:57,897 --> 01:50:59,624 was a drop in the Swiss bucket. 2738 01:51:00,692 --> 01:51:02,067 'Cause the following month, 2739 01:51:02,068 --> 01:51:04,027 over the course of six round trips, 2740 01:51:04,028 --> 01:51:05,737 Chantalle's family and friends 2741 01:51:05,738 --> 01:51:08,157 smuggled in over 20 million in cash 2742 01:51:08,158 --> 01:51:10,010 without even a hiccup. 2743 01:51:11,828 --> 01:51:13,396 (LAUGHS) 2744 01:51:14,914 --> 01:51:16,915 - And I have some more. - Really? 2745 01:51:16,916 --> 01:51:18,208 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 2746 01:51:18,209 --> 01:51:19,418 And here. 2747 01:51:19,419 --> 01:51:20,711 JEAN JACQUES: Welcome. 2748 01:51:20,712 --> 01:51:21,879 CHANTALLE: Welcome. (GIGGLING) 2749 01:51:21,880 --> 01:51:24,173 - Yeah, like four bags of it. - Ooh! 2750 01:51:24,174 --> 01:51:25,382 (LAUGHS) 2751 01:51:25,383 --> 01:51:27,801 Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian? 2752 01:51:27,802 --> 01:51:29,428 - Slovenian. - Slovenian? 2753 01:51:29,429 --> 01:51:30,804 Who cares. You're blonde. 2754 01:51:30,805 --> 01:51:31,906 Oh, stop. 2755 01:51:43,484 --> 01:51:45,382 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 2756 01:51:52,577 --> 01:51:53,785 Shit. 2757 01:51:53,786 --> 01:51:57,019 Just put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot! 2758 01:51:58,458 --> 01:52:00,167 I can't close this briefcase. 2759 01:52:00,168 --> 01:52:01,627 One fucking day. 2760 01:52:01,628 --> 01:52:03,670 One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? 2761 01:52:03,671 --> 01:52:05,364 I'm fucked up, Brad. 2762 01:52:05,798 --> 01:52:08,526 - Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up. 2763 01:52:13,264 --> 01:52:14,848 - It's a joke. - It's a joke? 2764 01:52:14,849 --> 01:52:16,892 - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ! 2765 01:52:16,893 --> 01:52:17,976 It's a fucking joke. 2766 01:52:17,977 --> 01:52:19,645 - Are you fucking stupid? - I'm not stupid. 2767 01:52:19,646 --> 01:52:21,188 You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac, 2768 01:52:21,189 --> 01:52:23,106 you know the attention that that fucking draws? 2769 01:52:23,107 --> 01:52:25,859 - I'm not stupid. I'm smart. - Smart? 2770 01:52:25,860 --> 01:52:28,028 - I make million-dollar deals. - That right? 2771 01:52:28,029 --> 01:52:30,489 With smart important people, unlike you. 2772 01:52:30,490 --> 01:52:32,866 People who don't sucker-punch people 2773 01:52:32,867 --> 01:52:34,451 when they're scared. Okay? 2774 01:52:34,452 --> 01:52:35,911 - I'm scared, huh? - And by the way, 2775 01:52:35,912 --> 01:52:36,995 I haven't gotten an apology yet for that. 2776 01:52:36,996 --> 01:52:38,121 You want an apology, okay. 2777 01:52:38,122 --> 01:52:39,665 I check my fucking messages every day 2778 01:52:39,666 --> 01:52:40,749 - when I come home from work. - Did you? 2779 01:52:40,750 --> 01:52:42,000 - My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh? 2780 01:52:42,001 --> 01:52:43,126 I got a blinking light, 2781 01:52:43,127 --> 01:52:44,503 because I don't have shit from you. 2782 01:52:44,504 --> 01:52:45,796 You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay? 2783 01:52:45,797 --> 01:52:47,130 I got my wife checking the messages 2784 01:52:47,131 --> 01:52:49,216 every 45 minutes calling the office, saying, 2785 01:52:49,217 --> 01:52:50,509 "Has Brad apologized yet?" 2786 01:52:50,510 --> 01:52:52,594 "Is there an apology message on the machine?" 2787 01:52:52,595 --> 01:52:54,221 I don't have jack shit. You know what? 2788 01:52:54,222 --> 01:52:55,722 That's not how you treat people. 2789 01:52:55,723 --> 01:52:56,848 You got a big fucking mouth, you know. 2790 01:52:56,849 --> 01:52:58,600 I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case. 2791 01:52:58,601 --> 01:53:00,894 (SCOFFS) You're gonna give me a pass? 2792 01:53:00,895 --> 01:53:02,562 Look, it's a figure of fucking speech. 2793 01:53:02,563 --> 01:53:04,606 Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville 2794 01:53:04,607 --> 01:53:05,983 came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! 2795 01:53:05,984 --> 01:53:07,067 From Fucksville, huh? 2796 01:53:07,068 --> 01:53:09,027 Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today 2797 01:53:09,028 --> 01:53:10,570 when their Emperor's gone? 2798 01:53:10,571 --> 01:53:12,197 Is it mayhem? 2799 01:53:12,198 --> 01:53:14,074 Are people looting and raping? 2800 01:53:14,075 --> 01:53:16,159 What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? 2801 01:53:16,160 --> 01:53:17,661 Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag. 2802 01:53:17,662 --> 01:53:19,037 You back the fuck up. 2803 01:53:19,038 --> 01:53:20,289 I'll cause the biggest fucking scene 2804 01:53:20,290 --> 01:53:22,582 that I've ever caused in my life 2805 01:53:22,583 --> 01:53:24,418 if you come at me again. 2806 01:53:24,419 --> 01:53:26,086 - You know what? - Just fucking keep it down. 2807 01:53:26,087 --> 01:53:27,379 I got... 2808 01:53:27,380 --> 01:53:28,964 I don't wanna be out of line or anything, 2809 01:53:28,965 --> 01:53:32,050 but I think you like, like me. Like you... 2810 01:53:32,051 --> 01:53:33,593 Like when you come at me... 2811 01:53:33,594 --> 01:53:34,761 What's the matter with you? What the fuck is... 2812 01:53:34,762 --> 01:53:36,263 and you look at me. I swear I just noticed it. 2813 01:53:36,264 --> 01:53:38,056 You have like a fucking, like... 2814 01:53:38,057 --> 01:53:40,142 Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle. 2815 01:53:40,143 --> 01:53:41,685 Are you trying to kiss me, bro? 2816 01:53:41,686 --> 01:53:43,353 Jesus fucking Christ. 2817 01:53:43,354 --> 01:53:45,397 - What's with you? - I have a... I don't know. 2818 01:53:45,398 --> 01:53:47,190 - It's not a homophobic thing. - All right... 2819 01:53:47,191 --> 01:53:48,984 You're just not the one for me, pal. 2820 01:53:48,985 --> 01:53:50,193 You know what I mean? It's not... 2821 01:53:50,194 --> 01:53:52,195 - it's not about that for me, you know. - I've heard enough. 2822 01:53:52,196 --> 01:53:54,698 Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case. 2823 01:53:54,699 --> 01:53:56,158 - I'm gonna give you the case. - Give me the case. 2824 01:53:56,159 --> 01:53:57,617 - You gotta do me one favor. - What's that? 2825 01:53:57,618 --> 01:53:59,369 You gotta take this case, 2826 01:53:59,370 --> 01:54:00,996 you gotta drive straight home, 2827 01:54:00,997 --> 01:54:02,664 need you to open up the briefcase, 2828 01:54:02,665 --> 01:54:04,583 and you take out every single dollar. 2829 01:54:04,584 --> 01:54:06,626 Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase. 2830 01:54:06,627 --> 01:54:07,836 And once you have it all 2831 01:54:07,837 --> 01:54:09,713 neatly organized outside the briefcase, 2832 01:54:09,714 --> 01:54:12,090 I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up 2833 01:54:12,091 --> 01:54:14,259 your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand? 2834 01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:16,011 - My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro. 2835 01:54:16,012 --> 01:54:17,554 Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit! 2836 01:54:17,555 --> 01:54:18,764 How about now? (SIREN WAILING) 2837 01:54:18,765 --> 01:54:20,223 - DONNIE: Go, go! - BRAD: Fuck! 2838 01:54:20,224 --> 01:54:21,892 (ENGINE STARTING) 2839 01:54:21,893 --> 01:54:23,685 Motherfuck! You're fucking dead! 2840 01:54:23,686 --> 01:54:25,437 Stop! Don't move! Don't move! 2841 01:54:25,438 --> 01:54:28,382 Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away! 2842 01:54:28,691 --> 01:54:30,942 Drop the case! Put your hands in the air! 2843 01:54:30,943 --> 01:54:32,861 Get down. (SCREAMS) 2844 01:54:32,862 --> 01:54:34,714 Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees! 2845 01:54:35,323 --> 01:54:36,845 Motherfucker! 2846 01:54:38,785 --> 01:54:39,932 Motherfucker! 2847 01:54:48,628 --> 01:54:52,297 Jordan, do I have a surprise for you! 2848 01:54:52,298 --> 01:54:53,507 What's that? 2849 01:54:53,508 --> 01:54:55,133 Twenty real Lemmons. 2850 01:54:55,134 --> 01:54:56,385 Retired pharmacist's client of mine, 2851 01:54:56,386 --> 01:54:57,636 they've been in the safe for 15 years. 2852 01:54:57,637 --> 01:54:59,137 Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons? 2853 01:54:59,138 --> 01:55:00,347 Ha-ha! 2854 01:55:00,348 --> 01:55:02,307 DONNIE: They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads. 2855 01:55:02,308 --> 01:55:04,101 JORDAN: When it comes to Quaaludes, 2856 01:55:04,102 --> 01:55:07,312 the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail. 2857 01:55:07,313 --> 01:55:08,897 - Can you believe it? - Oh, my God. 2858 01:55:08,898 --> 01:55:10,440 DONNIE: I thought they were like a myth. 2859 01:55:10,441 --> 01:55:12,401 JORDAN: Three times as powerful as anything available today. 2860 01:55:12,402 --> 01:55:13,527 JORDAN: Look at these babies. 2861 01:55:13,528 --> 01:55:16,196 Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate. 2862 01:55:16,197 --> 01:55:18,365 He said he was saving these for a special occasion. 2863 01:55:18,366 --> 01:55:21,034 Like a birthday, or being clap free, 2864 01:55:21,035 --> 01:55:24,105 or our money arriving safely in Switzerland. 2865 01:55:24,163 --> 01:55:25,606 (RETCHES) 2866 01:55:27,417 --> 01:55:28,750 So that night, 2867 01:55:28,751 --> 01:55:30,669 I cleared my schedule and I rid my body 2868 01:55:30,670 --> 01:55:33,273 of anything that could fuck with my high. 2869 01:55:33,881 --> 01:55:35,779 It was celebration time. 2870 01:55:36,259 --> 01:55:37,509 Okay. 2871 01:55:37,510 --> 01:55:39,094 Start off with one, see how it goes? 2872 01:55:39,095 --> 01:55:40,929 My guy says all we'll need is one. 2873 01:55:40,930 --> 01:55:42,452 Here you go. 2874 01:55:43,057 --> 01:55:44,808 - Salud! - Cheers. 2875 01:55:44,809 --> 01:55:47,708 Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down. 2876 01:55:49,355 --> 01:55:50,689 Steve! Steve! 2877 01:55:50,690 --> 01:55:52,023 I gotta get out of here! 2878 01:55:52,024 --> 01:55:53,984 Carl, I think I got it figured out. 2879 01:55:53,985 --> 01:55:57,779 It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down. 2880 01:55:57,780 --> 01:55:59,132 Okay. 2881 01:56:07,373 --> 01:56:09,271 Do you feel anything? 2882 01:56:11,836 --> 01:56:13,108 No. 2883 01:56:15,715 --> 01:56:17,632 It's been 35 minutes. 2884 01:56:17,633 --> 01:56:18,859 Hmm. 2885 01:56:20,052 --> 01:56:21,553 Maybe we've built up a tolerance 2886 01:56:21,554 --> 01:56:23,702 after all these years, huh? 2887 01:56:25,516 --> 01:56:26,742 Hmm. 2888 01:56:36,736 --> 01:56:38,236 DONNIE: This is bullshit! 2889 01:56:38,237 --> 01:56:41,490 My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit! 2890 01:56:41,491 --> 01:56:42,741 They're old. 2891 01:56:42,742 --> 01:56:44,993 You think they lost their potency, huh? 2892 01:56:44,994 --> 01:56:46,721 Check the bottle! 2893 01:56:49,457 --> 01:56:50,957 January '81. 2894 01:56:50,958 --> 01:56:52,125 They're fucking duds. 2895 01:56:52,126 --> 01:56:53,251 Fuck! 2896 01:56:53,252 --> 01:56:54,419 Let's take, uh... 2897 01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:56,022 Let's take two more each. 2898 01:56:57,882 --> 01:57:00,531 - NAOMI: Jordan. - Yeah, baby. 2899 01:57:04,096 --> 01:57:05,889 What are you two retards doing? 2900 01:57:05,890 --> 01:57:07,207 We're working out, honey. 2901 01:57:07,433 --> 01:57:09,100 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone. 2902 01:57:09,101 --> 01:57:10,185 Okay. 2903 01:57:10,186 --> 01:57:12,209 - Okay? - Okay. 2904 01:57:13,606 --> 01:57:15,232 Hey, Bo, what's going on? 2905 01:57:15,233 --> 01:57:16,441 Jordan, listen to me clearly. 2906 01:57:16,442 --> 01:57:17,901 I cannot talk to you on this phone, 2907 01:57:17,902 --> 01:57:19,110 I have to talk to you. 2908 01:57:19,111 --> 01:57:20,695 Get out of here. What's going on? 2909 01:57:20,696 --> 01:57:24,115 Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan, 2910 01:57:24,116 --> 01:57:25,867 and then call me from a pay phone. 2911 01:57:25,868 --> 01:57:27,911 This is not a fucking joke, Jordan. 2912 01:57:27,912 --> 01:57:29,639 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 2913 01:57:30,039 --> 01:57:31,456 - Shit. - What'd he say? 2914 01:57:31,457 --> 01:57:32,916 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 2915 01:57:32,917 --> 01:57:34,985 - I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan? 2916 01:57:45,304 --> 01:57:47,138 JORDAN: The closest pay phone I could get to 2917 01:57:47,139 --> 01:57:49,537 was at the Brookville Country Club. 2918 01:57:50,101 --> 01:57:52,143 It was a real WASP stronghold, 2919 01:57:52,144 --> 01:57:54,838 just a mile down the road from my house. 2920 01:58:04,198 --> 01:58:05,699 Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on? 2921 01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:06,825 I'm at a pay phone. What's going on? 2922 01:58:06,826 --> 01:58:08,034 Listen to me carefully. 2923 01:58:08,035 --> 01:58:09,911 Please. Your little friend there, Brad, 2924 01:58:09,912 --> 01:58:11,889 your little buddy, he's in jail. 2925 01:58:12,456 --> 01:58:13,832 What the fuck's he in jail for? 2926 01:58:13,833 --> 01:58:15,375 - What'd he do? - I don't know what he did. 2927 01:58:15,376 --> 01:58:16,793 My friends in Long Island told me 2928 01:58:16,794 --> 01:58:19,087 he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall. 2929 01:58:19,088 --> 01:58:20,171 He got locked up by... 2930 01:58:20,172 --> 01:58:22,507 Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall? 2931 01:58:22,508 --> 01:58:23,883 - Yeah. - He was with Donnie. 2932 01:58:23,884 --> 01:58:25,468 He was supposed to deliver some money, 2933 01:58:25,469 --> 01:58:26,970 - then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me! 2934 01:58:26,971 --> 01:58:28,013 I gotta go fucking talk to him right now! 2935 01:58:28,014 --> 01:58:30,056 Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me. 2936 01:58:30,057 --> 01:58:32,767 That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy, 2937 01:58:32,768 --> 01:58:35,145 somebody told me he's got your phones tapped. 2938 01:58:35,146 --> 01:58:36,730 Your office and your home. 2939 01:58:36,731 --> 01:58:38,523 Don't talk on the motherfucking phone! 2940 01:58:38,524 --> 01:58:40,547 Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it. 2941 01:58:40,901 --> 01:58:42,127 Jordan. 2942 01:58:42,570 --> 01:58:46,448 You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you? 2943 01:58:46,449 --> 01:58:48,575 No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent. 2944 01:58:48,576 --> 01:58:50,201 You think I'm that fucking stupid? No. 2945 01:58:50,202 --> 01:58:52,162 What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you. 2946 01:58:52,163 --> 01:58:53,413 Say that again. 2947 01:58:53,414 --> 01:58:56,313 I said... (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2948 01:58:56,876 --> 01:58:58,293 What the fuck are you saying? 2949 01:58:58,294 --> 01:58:59,377 (PANTING) 2950 01:58:59,378 --> 01:59:00,462 I said... 2951 01:59:00,463 --> 01:59:02,005 Are you fucking high? 2952 01:59:02,006 --> 01:59:04,549 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2953 01:59:04,550 --> 01:59:07,278 Jordan, are you fucking high? 2954 01:59:08,012 --> 01:59:10,221 Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are. 2955 01:59:10,222 --> 01:59:11,931 Don't get behind the wheel of the car. 2956 01:59:11,932 --> 01:59:13,558 I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up. 2957 01:59:13,559 --> 01:59:14,893 Jordan! Jordan! 2958 01:59:14,894 --> 01:59:17,228 JORDAN: After 15 years in storage, 2959 01:59:17,229 --> 01:59:20,273 the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. 2960 01:59:20,274 --> 01:59:23,026 It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in. 2961 01:59:23,027 --> 01:59:24,444 But once they did... 2962 01:59:24,445 --> 01:59:25,945 Pow! 2963 01:59:25,946 --> 01:59:27,572 I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase 2964 01:59:27,573 --> 01:59:29,574 and went straight to the drool phase. 2965 01:59:29,575 --> 01:59:31,618 BO: Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive... 2966 01:59:31,619 --> 01:59:33,620 JORDAN: These little bastards were so strong, 2967 01:59:33,621 --> 01:59:35,747 I discovered a whole new phase. 2968 01:59:35,748 --> 01:59:37,896 The cerebral palsy phase. 2969 01:59:40,086 --> 01:59:42,188 Come on, stand up! 2970 01:59:46,050 --> 01:59:48,073 Okay, walking's out. 2971 01:59:48,928 --> 01:59:51,907 All right, think, think. What else is there? 2972 01:59:52,640 --> 01:59:56,461 Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar! 2973 02:00:06,696 --> 02:00:08,048 (GRUNTS) 2974 02:00:28,008 --> 02:00:31,078 Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy! 2975 02:00:38,018 --> 02:00:40,478 Think, you motherfucker, think! 2976 02:00:40,479 --> 02:00:41,896 Yes! 2977 02:00:41,897 --> 02:00:44,091 I got it! I've got it! 2978 02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:46,673 I can roll! I can roll! 2979 02:00:56,287 --> 02:00:57,889 (GROANS) 2980 02:01:06,213 --> 02:01:07,940 (GRUNTING) 2981 02:01:34,742 --> 02:01:35,968 Ah! 2982 02:01:36,076 --> 02:01:38,019 (MOANING) 2983 02:01:53,052 --> 02:01:54,199 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 2984 02:01:54,220 --> 02:01:55,412 Ah! 2985 02:02:05,648 --> 02:02:08,092 (JORDAN YELLING) 2986 02:02:08,901 --> 02:02:10,235 NAOMI: Jordan. 2987 02:02:10,236 --> 02:02:11,736 (JORDAN YELLS) 2988 02:02:11,737 --> 02:02:13,180 Jordan. 2989 02:02:13,447 --> 02:02:15,198 Oh, Jesus. Where are you? 2990 02:02:15,199 --> 02:02:16,741 (SLURRING) I'm at a country club! 2991 02:02:16,742 --> 02:02:17,867 What? 2992 02:02:17,868 --> 02:02:20,787 I'm at a country club! 2993 02:02:20,788 --> 02:02:22,205 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 2994 02:02:22,206 --> 02:02:23,540 Look, you need to get home. 2995 02:02:23,541 --> 02:02:26,251 Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line 2996 02:02:26,252 --> 02:02:28,211 with some Swiss guy. I don't know... 2997 02:02:28,212 --> 02:02:29,295 What? 2998 02:02:29,296 --> 02:02:32,366 Get him off the phone! 2999 02:02:32,591 --> 02:02:35,426 I can't understand you! 3000 02:02:35,427 --> 02:02:36,761 Get him 3001 02:02:36,762 --> 02:02:37,887 off 3002 02:02:37,888 --> 02:02:39,097 the phone! 3003 02:02:39,098 --> 02:02:40,431 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan. 3004 02:02:40,432 --> 02:02:41,850 Can you just get home? Hurry! 3005 02:02:41,851 --> 02:02:43,393 (JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH) 3006 02:02:43,394 --> 02:02:44,871 (SOBBING) 3007 02:02:51,610 --> 02:02:53,820 JORDAN: I was less than a mile from home. 3008 02:02:53,821 --> 02:02:56,614 I drove as slow as I fucking could. 3009 02:02:56,615 --> 02:02:58,700 I'd seen Jell-O move faster. 3010 02:02:58,701 --> 02:03:01,224 DONNIE: (SLURRING) I was gonna give you 2 million. 3011 02:03:01,287 --> 02:03:03,936 I's gonna be lates. 3012 02:03:04,498 --> 02:03:06,191 You ate 2 million? 3013 02:03:07,001 --> 02:03:08,334 Later. 3014 02:03:08,335 --> 02:03:09,544 JORDAN: Get off the phone. 3015 02:03:09,545 --> 02:03:11,129 Get off the fucking phone! Idiot! 3016 02:03:11,130 --> 02:03:12,422 (CAR HONKING) 3017 02:03:12,423 --> 02:03:14,617 MAN: Get out of the way, asshole! 3018 02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:17,176 (DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 3019 02:03:17,177 --> 02:03:18,511 You hate 2 million? 3020 02:03:18,512 --> 02:03:20,114 No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie. 3021 02:03:22,558 --> 02:03:25,518 JORDAN: By some miracle, I made it home alive, 3022 02:03:25,519 --> 02:03:27,917 not a scratch on me or the car. 3023 02:03:28,647 --> 02:03:30,124 (GRUNTING) 3024 02:03:34,653 --> 02:03:36,676 (DONNIE MUMBLING) (TV PLAYING) 3025 02:03:37,239 --> 02:03:38,823 NAOMI: Jordan? (SCREAMS) 3026 02:03:38,824 --> 02:03:41,492 Jesus fucking Christ! 3027 02:03:41,493 --> 02:03:43,077 What did you take? 3028 02:03:43,078 --> 02:03:44,454 What's wrong with you? 3029 02:03:44,455 --> 02:03:45,538 Jor! 3030 02:03:45,539 --> 02:03:47,999 It's fucking good, right? 3031 02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:49,375 Fucked up! 3032 02:03:49,376 --> 02:03:50,668 (LAUGHS) 3033 02:03:50,669 --> 02:03:52,612 Get off the phone! 3034 02:03:55,549 --> 02:03:57,842 What the fuck, Jordan? 3035 02:03:57,843 --> 02:03:59,510 Your daughter's in the house! 3036 02:03:59,511 --> 02:04:00,678 I hope you know that! 3037 02:04:00,679 --> 02:04:02,055 Your fucking daughter's in the house! 3038 02:04:02,056 --> 02:04:04,057 (DONNIE LAUGHING) Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie. 3039 02:04:04,058 --> 02:04:06,517 Get off the phone! 3040 02:04:06,518 --> 02:04:07,619 (LAUGHS) 3041 02:04:07,645 --> 02:04:08,686 NAOMI: Jesus Christ, Jordan. 3042 02:04:08,687 --> 02:04:10,460 The FBI! 3043 02:04:11,690 --> 02:04:13,042 Hey! 3044 02:04:13,484 --> 02:04:15,461 I'm on phone! 3045 02:04:15,569 --> 02:04:18,047 Get off the fucking phone! 3046 02:04:19,698 --> 02:04:21,800 - Come here! - ...the phone. 3047 02:04:23,786 --> 02:04:27,015 NAOMI: Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right. 3048 02:04:28,874 --> 02:04:30,066 Ow! 3049 02:04:31,794 --> 02:04:33,378 I'm on the phone! 3050 02:04:33,379 --> 02:04:34,796 On the phone! 3051 02:04:34,797 --> 02:04:36,991 I know what you did, 3052 02:04:37,383 --> 02:04:38,883 you piece of shit! 3053 02:04:38,884 --> 02:04:40,677 What? What? 3054 02:04:40,678 --> 02:04:42,121 Brad! 3055 02:04:42,471 --> 02:04:43,721 Huh? 3056 02:04:43,722 --> 02:04:45,290 Brad! 3057 02:04:45,683 --> 02:04:46,975 Brad! 3058 02:04:46,976 --> 02:04:49,499 You fucking cocksucker! 3059 02:04:51,355 --> 02:04:53,002 (SCREAMS) 3060 02:04:53,732 --> 02:04:55,692 What did you do, 3061 02:04:55,693 --> 02:04:57,568 you piece of shit? 3062 02:04:57,569 --> 02:04:59,091 Fuck you! 3063 02:05:00,239 --> 02:05:02,615 I wanna fucking kill you! 3064 02:05:02,616 --> 02:05:04,889 I wanna fucking kill you! 3065 02:05:05,744 --> 02:05:07,187 I got you! 3066 02:05:09,331 --> 02:05:10,432 (GROANS) 3067 02:05:12,001 --> 02:05:13,603 (MOANING) 3068 02:05:20,759 --> 02:05:22,236 (COUGHS) 3069 02:05:30,185 --> 02:05:31,628 (CHOKING) 3070 02:05:31,645 --> 02:05:33,668 What the fuck happened? 3071 02:05:34,023 --> 02:05:35,356 Oh, shit! 3072 02:05:35,357 --> 02:05:37,334 Jordan? Jordan, are you all right? 3073 02:05:37,401 --> 02:05:39,094 Donnie? Donnie? 3074 02:05:39,319 --> 02:05:40,486 Donnie? 3075 02:05:40,487 --> 02:05:41,904 Jordan, he's not breathing. 3076 02:05:41,905 --> 02:05:43,781 Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do. 3077 02:05:43,782 --> 02:05:45,116 Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do! 3078 02:05:45,117 --> 02:05:46,764 I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan. 3079 02:05:48,495 --> 02:05:51,122 Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something. 3080 02:05:51,123 --> 02:05:52,975 - Oh, God. - JORDAN: Baby, I got you! 3081 02:05:53,459 --> 02:05:56,438 He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something! 3082 02:05:57,254 --> 02:05:59,652 Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 3083 02:05:59,965 --> 02:06:01,466 OLIVE OYL: Ah! 3084 02:06:01,467 --> 02:06:02,884 I got you. 3085 02:06:02,885 --> 02:06:04,578 (PANTING) 3086 02:06:09,433 --> 02:06:11,501 (GRUNTING) 3087 02:06:12,686 --> 02:06:14,208 (INHALING) 3088 02:06:19,693 --> 02:06:20,794 Oh! 3089 02:06:22,154 --> 02:06:23,847 Step aside! 3090 02:06:23,989 --> 02:06:25,466 Oh, God! 3091 02:06:25,824 --> 02:06:27,392 Oh, God! 3092 02:06:27,659 --> 02:06:29,511 Move aside, baby. 3093 02:06:34,166 --> 02:06:35,483 (JORDAN GRUNTING) 3094 02:06:36,376 --> 02:06:38,252 Come on! Come on! 3095 02:06:38,253 --> 02:06:39,570 Come on! 3096 02:06:40,172 --> 02:06:41,694 (CHOKING) 3097 02:06:44,009 --> 02:06:46,783 Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something. 3098 02:06:47,721 --> 02:06:49,847 Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids! 3099 02:06:49,848 --> 02:06:51,621 - Do something! - Yeah? 3100 02:06:53,519 --> 02:06:55,121 (BLOWING) 3101 02:06:55,854 --> 02:06:57,188 (GRUNTS) 3102 02:06:57,189 --> 02:06:58,356 NAOMI: Rocco, you gotta get over here. 3103 02:06:58,357 --> 02:07:00,358 - Come on. - Call an ambulance! 3104 02:07:00,359 --> 02:07:01,609 I don't fucking know! 3105 02:07:01,610 --> 02:07:03,402 Just get over here! Call 911. 3106 02:07:03,403 --> 02:07:04,800 (GASPING) 3107 02:07:08,784 --> 02:07:10,477 (YELLING) 3108 02:07:11,411 --> 02:07:12,512 Yeah. 3109 02:07:13,956 --> 02:07:16,400 You all right? He's all right. 3110 02:07:29,513 --> 02:07:31,707 POLICE OFFICER: Mr. Belfort? 3111 02:07:32,558 --> 02:07:34,126 Mr. Belfort? 3112 02:07:36,687 --> 02:07:39,689 JORDAN: Get the fuck out of here. Fuck. (COUGHS) 3113 02:07:39,690 --> 02:07:42,293 Sir, we need to ask you some questions. 3114 02:07:42,860 --> 02:07:44,902 Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you. 3115 02:07:44,903 --> 02:07:46,070 POLICE OFFICER: Come on, get up. 3116 02:07:46,071 --> 02:07:47,764 Get the fuck out of my house. 3117 02:07:49,449 --> 02:07:51,242 - Let's go. - I've been here all night. 3118 02:07:51,243 --> 02:07:52,827 I been sitting here all night. 3119 02:07:52,828 --> 02:07:54,287 What the fuck are you talking about? 3120 02:07:54,288 --> 02:07:56,330 - Where you taking him? - Where you taking me? 3121 02:07:56,331 --> 02:07:57,498 Where you taking him? 3122 02:07:57,499 --> 02:07:58,583 You ain't got no warrant. 3123 02:07:58,584 --> 02:08:00,224 Just come up in people's house like that! 3124 02:08:01,086 --> 02:08:03,421 Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort? 3125 02:08:03,422 --> 02:08:04,694 Huh? 3126 02:08:04,923 --> 02:08:06,115 Well? 3127 02:08:09,261 --> 02:08:10,783 JORDAN: Wow! 3128 02:08:10,971 --> 02:08:12,869 Maybe I hadn't made it home okay. 3129 02:08:27,905 --> 02:08:30,383 Get out of the fucking way! 3130 02:08:32,242 --> 02:08:33,594 Fuck! 3131 02:08:39,124 --> 02:08:41,125 POLICE OFFICER: Did you drive 3132 02:08:41,126 --> 02:08:42,853 that car tonight? 3133 02:08:43,879 --> 02:08:46,088 - Yeah. - Yeah, right. 3134 02:08:46,089 --> 02:08:47,965 I'm a family man! 3135 02:08:47,966 --> 02:08:49,800 Family man. Honey! 3136 02:08:49,801 --> 02:08:51,802 It was a miracle I wasn't killed, 3137 02:08:51,803 --> 02:08:54,931 or that I didn't kill anybody else. 3138 02:08:54,932 --> 02:08:56,682 The cops took me in for questioning, 3139 02:08:56,683 --> 02:08:58,142 but they couldn't charge me. 3140 02:08:58,143 --> 02:09:00,686 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. 3141 02:09:00,687 --> 02:09:01,812 Meanwhile, 3142 02:09:01,813 --> 02:09:03,981 Brad did three months in jail for contempt 3143 02:09:03,982 --> 02:09:06,651 because he wouldn't rat Donnie out. 3144 02:09:06,652 --> 02:09:07,777 The result, 3145 02:09:07,778 --> 02:09:09,487 I was soot-free. 3146 02:09:09,488 --> 02:09:11,948 But I had eyes on me like never before. 3147 02:09:11,949 --> 02:09:13,658 MANNY: You're a lucky man, Jordan. 3148 02:09:13,659 --> 02:09:16,661 You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail. 3149 02:09:16,662 --> 02:09:18,329 You know I don't believe in luck, right? 3150 02:09:18,330 --> 02:09:19,789 But it's time. 3151 02:09:19,790 --> 02:09:22,124 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal 3152 02:09:22,125 --> 02:09:24,126 before your luck runs out. 3153 02:09:24,127 --> 02:09:25,795 NAOMI: Wave to Daddy. 3154 02:09:25,796 --> 02:09:26,963 Hey. 3155 02:09:26,964 --> 02:09:28,566 Hey, sweetie. 3156 02:09:29,508 --> 02:09:31,076 (CHUCKLES) 3157 02:09:33,679 --> 02:09:37,014 What kind of terms would you be talking about if I... 3158 02:09:37,015 --> 02:09:38,349 MANNY: I don't know. 3159 02:09:38,350 --> 02:09:41,394 You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations, 3160 02:09:41,395 --> 02:09:44,522 stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics. 3161 02:09:44,523 --> 02:09:47,358 Ticky-tack shit like that, you know. 3162 02:09:47,359 --> 02:09:49,443 You pay a couple million dollars in fines, 3163 02:09:49,444 --> 02:09:52,468 in exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time. 3164 02:09:54,741 --> 02:09:56,468 And Stratton? 3165 02:09:56,868 --> 02:09:58,828 What happens to Stratton? 3166 02:09:58,829 --> 02:10:01,706 There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right? 3167 02:10:01,707 --> 02:10:02,957 Let Donnie be in charge. 3168 02:10:02,958 --> 02:10:04,651 Right. Donnie. 3169 02:10:05,294 --> 02:10:07,545 Now the FBI is another animal completely. 3170 02:10:07,546 --> 02:10:09,380 They'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. 3171 02:10:09,381 --> 02:10:12,216 However, with you stepping down voluntarily, 3172 02:10:12,217 --> 02:10:14,260 my guess is that your best friend Agent Denham 3173 02:10:14,261 --> 02:10:16,705 will be standing around with his dick in his hand. 3174 02:10:17,723 --> 02:10:19,056 MAX: Jordan. 3175 02:10:19,057 --> 02:10:21,100 What do you have to think about? 3176 02:10:21,101 --> 02:10:22,727 You beat them. 3177 02:10:22,728 --> 02:10:23,978 You won! 3178 02:10:23,979 --> 02:10:25,688 God knows you never have to work again. 3179 02:10:25,689 --> 02:10:27,732 MAX: What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? 3180 02:10:27,733 --> 02:10:28,899 - Is that what you want? - No. 3181 02:10:28,900 --> 02:10:30,067 - Of course not. - Okay. 3182 02:10:30,068 --> 02:10:32,194 Okay! You got all the money in the world. 3183 02:10:32,195 --> 02:10:33,863 You need everybody else's money? 3184 02:10:33,864 --> 02:10:35,364 - Of course not, Pops. - Well? 3185 02:10:35,365 --> 02:10:37,742 - You know, I built it. - I know you built it. 3186 02:10:37,743 --> 02:10:39,595 You built it, so now preserve it. 3187 02:10:39,828 --> 02:10:41,771 (ALL MURMURING) 3188 02:10:44,249 --> 02:10:46,022 (APPLAUDING) 3189 02:11:07,022 --> 02:11:08,749 (CLEARS THROAT) 3190 02:11:10,734 --> 02:11:12,211 You know, 3191 02:11:12,527 --> 02:11:15,321 five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont 3192 02:11:15,322 --> 02:11:17,448 with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day 3193 02:11:17,449 --> 02:11:20,894 would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on. 3194 02:11:21,453 --> 02:11:22,745 (SIGHS) 3195 02:11:22,746 --> 02:11:24,372 And it's truly with a heavy heart 3196 02:11:24,373 --> 02:11:26,646 that I'm here to say that... 3197 02:11:28,126 --> 02:11:30,503 That that day is finally here. 3198 02:11:30,504 --> 02:11:32,151 (ALL MURMURING) 3199 02:11:34,549 --> 02:11:36,926 I wanna... I want to thank you all for your... 3200 02:11:36,927 --> 02:11:39,678 Your years of loyalty and admiration. 3201 02:11:39,679 --> 02:11:41,281 But the point is this. 3202 02:11:42,140 --> 02:11:43,474 Under Donnie's leadership, 3203 02:11:43,475 --> 02:11:47,019 along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg 3204 02:11:47,020 --> 02:11:49,939 moving into key management positions, this place really 3205 02:11:49,940 --> 02:11:51,315 is gonna be better than ever! 3206 02:11:51,316 --> 02:11:53,589 That I promise you. Okay? 3207 02:11:53,819 --> 02:11:56,422 Give them a round of applause. Come on. 3208 02:11:59,449 --> 02:12:02,243 This is Ellis Island here, people. 3209 02:12:02,244 --> 02:12:03,994 I don't care who you are, where you're from, 3210 02:12:03,995 --> 02:12:06,622 whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower 3211 02:12:06,623 --> 02:12:08,833 or on an inner tube from Haiti, 3212 02:12:08,834 --> 02:12:11,168 this right here is the land of opportunity. 3213 02:12:11,169 --> 02:12:13,772 Stratton Oakmont is America! 3214 02:12:17,717 --> 02:12:19,468 All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? 3215 02:12:19,469 --> 02:12:20,719 WOMAN: Yes, we do. (MEN WHISTLING) 3216 02:12:20,720 --> 02:12:21,929 Fuck you. 3217 02:12:21,930 --> 02:12:23,848 (ALL LAUGHS) Come on, Kimmie. 3218 02:12:23,849 --> 02:12:25,433 What you probably didn't know is, 3219 02:12:25,434 --> 02:12:27,351 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here, 3220 02:12:27,352 --> 02:12:29,705 one of Stratton's original 20. 3221 02:12:30,355 --> 02:12:32,314 Now most of you met Kimmie, 3222 02:12:32,315 --> 02:12:35,419 the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today. 3223 02:12:35,694 --> 02:12:38,923 A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits. 3224 02:12:39,364 --> 02:12:40,781 (CHUCKLES) 3225 02:12:40,782 --> 02:12:43,476 Who drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. 3226 02:12:44,035 --> 02:12:45,953 A woman who spends 3227 02:12:45,954 --> 02:12:47,496 her winters in the Bahamas 3228 02:12:47,497 --> 02:12:49,691 and summers in the Hamptons! 3229 02:12:54,588 --> 02:12:57,032 That's not the Kimmie that I met. 3230 02:12:59,759 --> 02:13:03,659 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together. 3231 02:13:04,764 --> 02:13:07,099 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass 3232 02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:09,018 with an 8-year-old son. 3233 02:13:09,019 --> 02:13:12,123 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent. 3234 02:13:13,064 --> 02:13:16,859 And when she came to me and asked me for a job, 3235 02:13:16,860 --> 02:13:19,111 she asked for a $5,000 advance 3236 02:13:19,112 --> 02:13:22,386 just so she could pay her son's tuition. 3237 02:13:26,745 --> 02:13:28,579 And what'd I do, Kimmie? 3238 02:13:28,580 --> 02:13:30,353 Go on, tell them. 3239 02:13:32,042 --> 02:13:34,190 You wrote me a check 3240 02:13:34,294 --> 02:13:36,522 for $25,000. 3241 02:13:37,714 --> 02:13:39,236 That's right. 3242 02:13:39,257 --> 02:13:40,700 Thank you. 3243 02:13:44,012 --> 02:13:45,864 And you know why that is? 3244 02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:51,544 It's because I believed in you. 3245 02:13:53,104 --> 02:13:55,923 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie, 3246 02:13:56,274 --> 02:13:58,108 just like I believe in each 3247 02:13:58,109 --> 02:14:00,236 and every one of you here today. 3248 02:14:00,237 --> 02:14:02,696 - I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you. 3249 02:14:02,697 --> 02:14:04,615 I fucking love you! I love you. 3250 02:14:04,616 --> 02:14:07,515 I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too! 3251 02:14:10,288 --> 02:14:12,390 And I love all of you! 3252 02:14:12,916 --> 02:14:15,292 And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart. 3253 02:14:15,293 --> 02:14:17,896 - I fucking love you, too. - I mean that. 3254 02:14:18,630 --> 02:14:20,983 You are the shit. You are the fucking shit. 3255 02:14:27,389 --> 02:14:29,662 It's a shame, you know. 3256 02:14:31,142 --> 02:14:33,227 For years, I've been telling you guys 3257 02:14:33,228 --> 02:14:35,354 never to take no for an answer, right? 3258 02:14:35,355 --> 02:14:38,675 You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone 3259 02:14:39,484 --> 02:14:41,837 until you get what you want. 3260 02:14:42,654 --> 02:14:44,472 Because you all deserve it. 3261 02:14:46,408 --> 02:14:49,728 You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign 3262 02:14:50,120 --> 02:14:52,329 barring me from the securities industry, 3263 02:14:52,330 --> 02:14:54,432 barring me from Stratton, 3264 02:14:55,417 --> 02:14:56,939 my home. 3265 02:14:59,629 --> 02:15:01,731 What the fuck is that, you know? 3266 02:15:02,841 --> 02:15:05,285 I'll tell you what it is. It's... 3267 02:15:05,885 --> 02:15:08,784 It's me taking no for an answer, you know. 3268 02:15:10,181 --> 02:15:11,515 It's them... 3269 02:15:11,516 --> 02:15:14,870 It's them selling me, not the other way around. 3270 02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:18,339 It's me being a hypocrite is what it is. 3271 02:15:23,403 --> 02:15:24,800 So... 3272 02:15:31,786 --> 02:15:33,479 You know what? 3273 02:15:37,167 --> 02:15:38,834 I'm not leaving. 3274 02:15:38,835 --> 02:15:40,653 (ALL MURMURING) 3275 02:15:41,087 --> 02:15:42,484 I'm not leaving. 3276 02:15:45,300 --> 02:15:46,550 I'm not fucking leaving! 3277 02:15:46,551 --> 02:15:48,028 (ALL CHEERING) 3278 02:15:51,556 --> 02:15:54,034 MAN: You're not getting a fucking promotion! 3279 02:15:55,310 --> 02:15:56,787 The show goes on! 3280 02:15:59,272 --> 02:16:00,773 This is my home! 3281 02:16:00,774 --> 02:16:03,609 They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball 3282 02:16:03,610 --> 02:16:05,633 to take me out of here! 3283 02:16:07,530 --> 02:16:10,074 They're gonna need to send in the National Guard 3284 02:16:10,075 --> 02:16:11,909 or fucking SWAT team 3285 02:16:11,910 --> 02:16:14,513 'cause I ain't going nowhere! 3286 02:16:17,248 --> 02:16:18,349 Fuck them! 3287 02:16:20,752 --> 02:16:22,650 Fuck them! 3288 02:16:24,589 --> 02:16:26,532 (HUMMING) 3289 02:16:36,142 --> 02:16:37,915 (ALL HUMMING) 3290 02:16:56,621 --> 02:16:58,539 Jordy! Jordy! 3291 02:16:58,540 --> 02:17:00,642 Jordy! Get back here! 3292 02:17:01,418 --> 02:17:02,644 Hey! 3293 02:17:05,004 --> 02:17:06,338 Give me that. 3294 02:17:06,339 --> 02:17:07,691 (CAWING) 3295 02:17:08,800 --> 02:17:09,967 MAX: What is this? 3296 02:17:09,968 --> 02:17:12,571 Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake? 3297 02:17:13,596 --> 02:17:16,598 MAN: Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman. 3298 02:17:16,599 --> 02:17:20,144 Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC. 3299 02:17:20,145 --> 02:17:22,919 He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting. 3300 02:17:31,156 --> 02:17:33,475 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 3301 02:17:35,702 --> 02:17:38,078 JORDAN: It was our time to party big. 3302 02:17:38,079 --> 02:17:40,807 And just as Brad was released from jail, too. 3303 02:17:41,541 --> 02:17:43,917 I apologized, even offered to pay him 3304 02:17:43,918 --> 02:17:45,611 for his time in the can. 3305 02:17:46,129 --> 02:17:48,297 But he said no, that he was out. 3306 02:17:48,298 --> 02:17:50,215 He didn't want any part of us. 3307 02:17:50,216 --> 02:17:51,925 Sad thing was, 3308 02:17:51,926 --> 02:17:53,510 two years later 3309 02:17:53,511 --> 02:17:55,284 he was dead. 3310 02:17:55,346 --> 02:17:57,824 Massive heart attack. Thirty-five. 3311 02:17:58,516 --> 02:18:00,976 Same age Mozart died. 3312 02:18:00,977 --> 02:18:04,313 Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but... 3313 02:18:04,314 --> 02:18:06,712 Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind. 3314 02:18:08,777 --> 02:18:10,027 Within days, 3315 02:18:10,028 --> 02:18:12,488 subpoenas started flying. 3316 02:18:12,489 --> 02:18:15,866 Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it. 3317 02:18:15,867 --> 02:18:17,993 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough. 3318 02:18:17,994 --> 02:18:20,537 DONNIE: United States government wants to give me a subpoena? 3319 02:18:20,538 --> 02:18:23,938 Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont! 3320 02:18:29,547 --> 02:18:32,257 Fuck you, USA! Fuck you! 3321 02:18:32,258 --> 02:18:34,218 Fuck you! Fuck you! 3322 02:18:34,219 --> 02:18:36,822 ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you! 3323 02:18:41,976 --> 02:18:43,328 Oh! 3324 02:18:43,770 --> 02:18:45,813 Jordan Belfort. 3325 02:18:45,814 --> 02:18:47,898 ATTORNEY: Alden. That's a nice name. 3326 02:18:47,899 --> 02:18:49,233 Thank you very much for that. 3327 02:18:49,234 --> 02:18:51,527 - What kind of name is that? - That is my name. 3328 02:18:51,528 --> 02:18:53,237 I do not recall that. 3329 02:18:53,238 --> 02:18:55,697 I do not recall that. Okay? 3330 02:18:55,698 --> 02:18:57,908 ATTORNEY: Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. 3331 02:18:57,909 --> 02:18:59,618 Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish? 3332 02:18:59,619 --> 02:19:00,911 - Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead. 3333 02:19:00,912 --> 02:19:02,704 JORDAN: They interrogated everybody. 3334 02:19:02,705 --> 02:19:04,414 I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing. 3335 02:19:04,415 --> 02:19:05,624 JORDAN: It went on for months. 3336 02:19:05,625 --> 02:19:07,751 It was a total fucking harassment. 3337 02:19:07,752 --> 02:19:09,419 Tell him to proceed with the questions. 3338 02:19:09,420 --> 02:19:11,922 JORDAN: But not a single Strattonite cracked. 3339 02:19:11,923 --> 02:19:13,674 ATTORNEY: Gladys Carrera? 3340 02:19:13,675 --> 02:19:15,300 Doesn't ring a bell. 3341 02:19:15,301 --> 02:19:18,029 Sorry, I have no recommendation of that. 3342 02:19:18,096 --> 02:19:19,179 No. 3343 02:19:19,180 --> 02:19:20,264 No idea. 3344 02:19:20,265 --> 02:19:22,850 I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk? 3345 02:19:22,851 --> 02:19:25,227 Absolutely not. 3346 02:19:25,228 --> 02:19:27,104 ATTORNEY: Francis Sortigi you called so many times 3347 02:19:27,105 --> 02:19:29,439 I just thought you might remember that. 3348 02:19:29,440 --> 02:19:30,983 Would you remember any of those? 3349 02:19:30,984 --> 02:19:32,818 - I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul... 3350 02:19:32,819 --> 02:19:35,112 I do not... No, I don't recall. 3351 02:19:35,113 --> 02:19:36,822 ATTORNEY: It was a long phone call. 3352 02:19:36,823 --> 02:19:38,615 I just wondered if you have any memory of that. 3353 02:19:38,616 --> 02:19:40,450 Okay. You know we've talked to several 3354 02:19:40,451 --> 02:19:41,827 of the employees at this firm 3355 02:19:41,828 --> 02:19:43,120 and nobody can recall anything 3356 02:19:43,121 --> 02:19:45,247 about this Steve Madden IPO. 3357 02:19:45,248 --> 02:19:46,565 I think it's Odd. 3358 02:19:48,334 --> 02:19:49,626 MANNY: Do you recall. 3359 02:19:49,627 --> 02:19:50,919 Cartage Corporation? 3360 02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:52,337 Mmm. 3361 02:19:52,338 --> 02:19:53,672 You do recall it? 3362 02:19:53,673 --> 02:19:55,070 No, I don't recall that at all. 3363 02:19:55,550 --> 02:19:58,574 Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair? 3364 02:19:59,137 --> 02:20:01,305 Are you gonna say anything about that? 3365 02:20:01,306 --> 02:20:02,681 Are you gonna comment on my hair? 3366 02:20:02,682 --> 02:20:04,474 Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions? 3367 02:20:04,475 --> 02:20:06,268 I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that. 3368 02:20:06,269 --> 02:20:08,212 Sorry. I don't recall that company. 3369 02:20:10,148 --> 02:20:11,982 Can I get you anything else, gentlemen? 3370 02:20:11,983 --> 02:20:13,901 Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition 3371 02:20:13,902 --> 02:20:15,319 which requires me to drink one of those 3372 02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:17,422 every 15 minutes, please. 3373 02:20:17,822 --> 02:20:20,991 We were specifically advised not to leave the country. 3374 02:20:20,992 --> 02:20:23,140 So, we took our wives to Italy. 3375 02:20:23,453 --> 02:20:25,913 We figured we were safer working from overseas 3376 02:20:25,914 --> 02:20:27,372 giving orders to Rugrat. 3377 02:20:27,373 --> 02:20:29,666 Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove. 3378 02:20:29,667 --> 02:20:31,710 I was still running Stratton from a yacht. 3379 02:20:31,711 --> 02:20:33,045 Hey, Rugrat. 3380 02:20:33,046 --> 02:20:34,338 - Oh! - Bonjour. 3381 02:20:34,339 --> 02:20:36,381 You bald-headed eagle, how you doing? 3382 02:20:36,382 --> 02:20:37,466 Donnie, Donnie, listen! 3383 02:20:37,467 --> 02:20:38,842 We have a problem, okay. 3384 02:20:38,843 --> 02:20:42,179 Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares. 3385 02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:44,306 What are you saying? Who told you that? 3386 02:20:44,307 --> 02:20:45,933 - What's going on? - He's doing it, Donnie! 3387 02:20:45,934 --> 02:20:48,518 He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares. 3388 02:20:48,519 --> 02:20:49,840 Who told you that? It's bullshit! 3389 02:20:50,188 --> 02:20:52,040 Give me that goddamn phone. 3390 02:20:52,106 --> 02:20:53,799 What's going on? 3391 02:20:53,858 --> 02:20:56,026 Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen 3392 02:20:56,027 --> 02:20:58,862 and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay. 3393 02:20:58,863 --> 02:21:00,948 It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve. 3394 02:21:00,949 --> 02:21:03,075 He's the only person with that many shares. 3395 02:21:03,076 --> 02:21:04,159 It's Donnie. Call me back, all right. 3396 02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:05,243 Donnie, your little friend 3397 02:21:05,244 --> 02:21:06,578 is trying to fuck me, you know that. 3398 02:21:06,579 --> 02:21:08,372 Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass. 3399 02:21:08,373 --> 02:21:10,040 - Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet. 3400 02:21:10,041 --> 02:21:11,518 Let's not jump to conclusions. 3401 02:21:11,918 --> 02:21:13,710 JORDAN: Even though I owned 85% 3402 02:21:13,711 --> 02:21:16,880 of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes, 3403 02:21:16,881 --> 02:21:19,216 the shares were in his fucking name. 3404 02:21:19,217 --> 02:21:21,510 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds 3405 02:21:21,511 --> 02:21:23,387 and was trying to take advantage. 3406 02:21:23,388 --> 02:21:24,930 Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this? 3407 02:21:24,931 --> 02:21:26,765 I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now 3408 02:21:26,766 --> 02:21:28,183 and have them start selling Steve Madden. 3409 02:21:28,184 --> 02:21:29,726 We're gonna drive that fucking price down! 3410 02:21:29,727 --> 02:21:31,561 Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up! 3411 02:21:31,562 --> 02:21:33,105 This is your fucking friend from high school. 3412 02:21:33,106 --> 02:21:35,273 If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me, 3413 02:21:35,274 --> 02:21:37,943 we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me? 3414 02:21:37,944 --> 02:21:39,444 - You got it? - Yes. I got it! 3415 02:21:39,445 --> 02:21:40,988 DONNIE: Let's just not jump to conclusions 3416 02:21:40,989 --> 02:21:42,447 before we know what's going on. 3417 02:21:42,448 --> 02:21:43,907 Captain Ted! 3418 02:21:43,908 --> 02:21:45,100 Captain Ted! 3419 02:21:45,493 --> 02:21:47,953 Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey! 3420 02:21:47,954 --> 02:21:50,853 Turn the boat around! We're going home! 3421 02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:52,858 (NAOMI SOBBING) 3422 02:21:53,835 --> 02:21:56,358 Baby! Baby, what happened? 3423 02:21:56,504 --> 02:21:57,856 I just... 3424 02:21:58,172 --> 02:21:59,524 Sweetheart, what's going on? 3425 02:22:00,591 --> 02:22:02,284 Aunt Emma... 3426 02:22:03,094 --> 02:22:04,491 Just wait. 3427 02:22:04,762 --> 02:22:06,471 I can't... 3428 02:22:06,472 --> 02:22:09,433 What's going on? Why you crying? 3429 02:22:09,434 --> 02:22:11,601 - She's dead! - Who? Who's dead? 3430 02:22:11,602 --> 02:22:14,062 I just got a call from my cousin Betty. 3431 02:22:14,063 --> 02:22:15,230 Yeah? 3432 02:22:15,231 --> 02:22:17,049 Aunt Emma is dead. 3433 02:22:18,317 --> 02:22:21,136 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No. 3434 02:22:21,404 --> 02:22:22,630 You're serious? 3435 02:22:23,322 --> 02:22:25,741 Oh, my God! Baby, that's... 3436 02:22:25,742 --> 02:22:27,284 Oh, fuck! 3437 02:22:27,285 --> 02:22:29,119 Oh, sweetheart, that's just... 3438 02:22:29,120 --> 02:22:30,537 Fucking heart attack! 3439 02:22:30,538 --> 02:22:32,205 Boom, snap, gone. 3440 02:22:32,206 --> 02:22:34,124 Shuffled off her mortal coil. 3441 02:22:34,125 --> 02:22:37,586 And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account. 3442 02:22:37,587 --> 02:22:39,755 The last time I talked to her she was fine! 3443 02:22:39,756 --> 02:22:41,965 - She's not that old. - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God! 3444 02:22:41,966 --> 02:22:44,217 That's so fucking terrible! 3445 02:22:44,218 --> 02:22:46,011 Oh, fuck! 3446 02:22:46,012 --> 02:22:47,137 It is terrible. 3447 02:22:47,138 --> 02:22:49,723 Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman. 3448 02:22:49,724 --> 02:22:51,558 My condolences to you and your family. 3449 02:22:51,559 --> 02:22:53,143 Yes. We're absolutely devastated. 3450 02:22:53,144 --> 02:22:55,270 Thank you so much for your condolences. 3451 02:22:55,271 --> 02:22:56,563 Now where does that leave us 3452 02:22:56,564 --> 02:22:58,231 in regard to her account exactly? 3453 02:22:58,232 --> 02:22:59,816 Does it go into probate or what? 3454 02:22:59,817 --> 02:23:01,485 Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry. 3455 02:23:01,486 --> 02:23:03,278 Your aunt, before she died, 3456 02:23:03,279 --> 02:23:06,258 signed a document naming you as her successor. 3457 02:23:06,449 --> 02:23:07,991 She did? (LAUGHS) 3458 02:23:07,992 --> 02:23:09,765 Fantastic! Well, that's good news! 3459 02:23:09,952 --> 02:23:12,225 Well, not as of yet. 3460 02:23:12,413 --> 02:23:14,498 What does that mean? Not as of yet? 3461 02:23:14,499 --> 02:23:16,833 (SPEAKING IN FRENCH) 3462 02:23:16,834 --> 02:23:18,668 I can't seem to hear you. 3463 02:23:18,669 --> 02:23:21,443 I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English? 3464 02:23:21,506 --> 02:23:24,299 - Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast? 3465 02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:26,468 I have to get to Switzerland now? 3466 02:23:26,469 --> 02:23:28,095 (SPEAKING IN FRENCH) 3467 02:23:28,096 --> 02:23:30,263 Speak English! Fucking speak English! 3468 02:23:30,264 --> 02:23:31,681 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay? 3469 02:23:31,682 --> 02:23:33,183 Take your suit, take your dick, okay, 3470 02:23:33,184 --> 02:23:34,976 - and move your ass! Please. - Okay. 3471 02:23:34,977 --> 02:23:37,062 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Move my ass! Yes! 3472 02:23:37,063 --> 02:23:41,274 I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. 3473 02:23:41,275 --> 02:23:43,318 Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger 3474 02:23:43,319 --> 02:23:45,362 who could fake Aunt Emma's signature. 3475 02:23:45,363 --> 02:23:47,010 You American shit! 3476 02:23:47,073 --> 02:23:48,907 I just had to get there by tomorrow, 3477 02:23:48,908 --> 02:23:50,534 or lose $20 million. 3478 02:23:50,535 --> 02:23:52,353 We're going to Monaco! 3479 02:23:52,829 --> 02:23:55,205 - Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby. 3480 02:23:55,206 --> 02:23:57,874 We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay? 3481 02:23:57,875 --> 02:23:59,648 - But her aunt just died. - I realize that. 3482 02:23:59,669 --> 02:24:00,919 But I have business in Switzerland. 3483 02:24:00,920 --> 02:24:02,629 I need to go to Switzerland right now. 3484 02:24:02,630 --> 02:24:04,824 Bottom line. Sorry. 3485 02:24:05,049 --> 02:24:06,901 We gotta get to London. 3486 02:24:07,343 --> 02:24:08,660 Why? Why? 3487 02:24:10,054 --> 02:24:11,346 The funeral! 3488 02:24:11,347 --> 02:24:12,790 Yeah, but babe. Look, look... 3489 02:24:13,141 --> 02:24:15,976 I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world. 3490 02:24:15,977 --> 02:24:17,624 I really did. 3491 02:24:18,020 --> 02:24:20,313 But she's dead now, sweetie. 3492 02:24:20,314 --> 02:24:22,607 She's dead and she's not going anywhere. 3493 02:24:22,608 --> 02:24:23,900 She'll still be dead by the time 3494 02:24:23,901 --> 02:24:25,127 we get to London, okay? 3495 02:24:25,653 --> 02:24:27,487 Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look. 3496 02:24:27,488 --> 02:24:29,406 We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay? 3497 02:24:29,407 --> 02:24:30,490 Monaco, right. 3498 02:24:30,491 --> 02:24:32,450 We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland 3499 02:24:32,451 --> 02:24:33,869 so they don't stamp our passports. 3500 02:24:33,870 --> 02:24:35,787 Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco, 3501 02:24:35,788 --> 02:24:37,581 take a flight over to London to catch the funeral 3502 02:24:37,582 --> 02:24:39,124 and be in New York in three fucking business days! 3503 02:24:39,125 --> 02:24:40,417 That's the fucking plan. 3504 02:24:40,418 --> 02:24:42,878 I just want you to know that we might run into some chop. 3505 02:24:42,879 --> 02:24:45,130 Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right? 3506 02:24:45,131 --> 02:24:46,631 I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht. 3507 02:24:46,632 --> 02:24:48,049 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere 3508 02:24:48,050 --> 02:24:49,426 unless he says it's safe, all right. 3509 02:24:49,427 --> 02:24:50,969 - Don't worry about the chop. - It's safe. 3510 02:24:50,970 --> 02:24:52,429 You don't know shit about chop. 3511 02:24:52,430 --> 02:24:54,681 Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that. 3512 02:24:54,682 --> 02:24:57,100 I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that? 3513 02:24:57,101 --> 02:24:59,102 Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine. 3514 02:24:59,103 --> 02:25:00,854 Is chop fine, Captain Ted? 3515 02:25:00,855 --> 02:25:02,105 Uh... 3516 02:25:02,106 --> 02:25:04,065 Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow. 3517 02:25:04,066 --> 02:25:05,275 Yeah, we're gonna take it slow. 3518 02:25:05,276 --> 02:25:06,943 It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe. 3519 02:25:06,944 --> 02:25:08,236 CAPTAIN TED: It's gonna be safe. 3520 02:25:08,237 --> 02:25:10,447 We'll batten down the hatches 3521 02:25:10,448 --> 02:25:11,907 and secure the deck. 3522 02:25:11,908 --> 02:25:15,452 And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes. 3523 02:25:15,453 --> 02:25:16,912 Few broken dishes. (LAUGHS) 3524 02:25:16,913 --> 02:25:18,163 What's a few broken dishes? 3525 02:25:18,164 --> 02:25:19,539 Does that sound fucking awesome or what? 3526 02:25:19,540 --> 02:25:20,999 No. Not really. 3527 02:25:21,000 --> 02:25:22,375 We're gonna have a fucking good time! 3528 02:25:22,376 --> 02:25:24,211 Let's go to fucking Monaco now! 3529 02:25:24,212 --> 02:25:25,404 Let's fucking move! Let's go! 3530 02:25:25,713 --> 02:25:27,440 (THUNDER CRACKING) 3531 02:25:30,801 --> 02:25:31,948 CAPTAIN TED: Hold On! 3532 02:25:35,014 --> 02:25:38,141 What the fuck is going on out here? 3533 02:25:38,142 --> 02:25:40,810 The Jet Skis just went overboard! 3534 02:25:40,811 --> 02:25:42,938 Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay? 3535 02:25:42,939 --> 02:25:45,148 MAN: (OVER RADIO) Gale warning! Gale warning! 3536 02:25:45,149 --> 02:25:47,984 CAPTAIN TED: The waves are 20 feet high and building! 3537 02:25:47,985 --> 02:25:49,778 Turn around, let's go the other fucking way. 3538 02:25:49,779 --> 02:25:51,029 - CAPTAIN TED: We can't! - Go! 3539 02:25:51,030 --> 02:25:53,698 We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over! 3540 02:25:53,699 --> 02:25:55,617 I am a master diver. You hear that? 3541 02:25:55,618 --> 02:25:56,701 I'm a master diver! 3542 02:25:56,702 --> 02:25:58,036 No one's gonna fucking die! 3543 02:25:58,037 --> 02:26:00,747 I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay? 3544 02:26:00,748 --> 02:26:02,123 I love you. 3545 02:26:02,124 --> 02:26:04,125 I love you, baby. Just hold on tight. 3546 02:26:04,126 --> 02:26:05,210 Okay. 3547 02:26:05,211 --> 02:26:06,358 Donnie! 3548 02:26:07,838 --> 02:26:09,172 Hold on, baby! 3549 02:26:09,173 --> 02:26:10,274 Donnie! 3550 02:26:12,176 --> 02:26:13,323 Donnie! 3551 02:26:13,719 --> 02:26:15,178 - What? - Hold on, baby. 3552 02:26:15,179 --> 02:26:16,805 (WHISPERING) Get the fucking ludes. 3553 02:26:16,806 --> 02:26:18,014 I don't wanna die, Jordan! 3554 02:26:18,015 --> 02:26:20,834 I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan! 3555 02:26:20,851 --> 02:26:23,812 (SOBBING) I fucked up! I fucked up so bad! 3556 02:26:23,813 --> 02:26:25,881 Get the ludes! Downstairs! 3557 02:26:26,023 --> 02:26:27,295 What are you saying? 3558 02:26:27,692 --> 02:26:29,260 Fuck! 3559 02:26:30,027 --> 02:26:31,278 Get the ludes! 3560 02:26:31,279 --> 02:26:32,988 I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded. 3561 02:26:32,989 --> 02:26:34,322 It's three feet of water down there! 3562 02:26:34,323 --> 02:26:37,158 I will not die sober! 3563 02:26:37,159 --> 02:26:38,994 Get those fucking ludes! 3564 02:26:38,995 --> 02:26:40,078 Okay! 3565 02:26:40,079 --> 02:26:41,522 - Go! - Okay. 3566 02:26:44,292 --> 02:26:46,126 - NAOMI: Where's he going? - JORDAN: Hold on, baby! 3567 02:26:46,127 --> 02:26:47,836 NAOMI: Donnie! Is he fucking crazy? 3568 02:26:47,837 --> 02:26:49,277 JORDAN: He's just warning everybody! 3569 02:26:53,884 --> 02:26:55,406 (GLASS SHATTERING) 3570 02:27:01,142 --> 02:27:02,994 Jesus Christ! 3571 02:27:04,437 --> 02:27:05,729 Hold on! 3572 02:27:05,730 --> 02:27:07,230 Get away from the window! 3573 02:27:07,231 --> 02:27:08,732 Rogue wave! 3574 02:27:08,733 --> 02:27:09,858 Mayday! 3575 02:27:09,859 --> 02:27:12,527 This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! 3576 02:27:12,528 --> 02:27:14,130 - We are going down! - I got 'em! 3577 02:27:14,447 --> 02:27:15,799 I got 'em! 3578 02:27:16,866 --> 02:27:18,450 Give me one for the nerves! 3579 02:27:18,451 --> 02:27:19,701 We're going down! 3580 02:27:19,702 --> 02:27:21,953 CAPTAIN TED: This is a fucking Mayday! 3581 02:27:21,954 --> 02:27:24,182 We require immediate assistance! 3582 02:27:25,750 --> 02:27:27,375 (SCREAMS) Hold on! 3583 02:27:27,376 --> 02:27:28,477 Watch out! 3584 02:27:29,086 --> 02:27:31,029 (PEPPY SONG) 3585 02:27:35,092 --> 02:27:37,320 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) 3586 02:27:40,264 --> 02:27:42,913 JORDAN: The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians 3587 02:27:43,100 --> 02:27:46,770 is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, 3588 02:27:46,771 --> 02:27:48,839 then you get to dance. 3589 02:28:05,289 --> 02:28:07,062 Did you see that? 3590 02:28:07,375 --> 02:28:10,399 That was the plane I sent to come get us. 3591 02:28:11,212 --> 02:28:12,879 I shit you not, it exploded 3592 02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:15,048 when a seagull flew into the engine. 3593 02:28:15,049 --> 02:28:17,151 Three people killed. 3594 02:28:21,263 --> 02:28:23,139 You want a sign from God? 3595 02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:26,369 Well, after all this, I finally got the message. 3596 02:28:29,313 --> 02:28:31,541 (INFOMERCIAL MUSIC) 3597 02:28:31,690 --> 02:28:35,443 Do you dream of becoming financially independent 3598 02:28:35,444 --> 02:28:38,154 but struggle every month just to pay your bills? 3599 02:28:38,155 --> 02:28:40,115 Would you like to own a home like this, 3600 02:28:40,116 --> 02:28:42,325 but can barely afford to pay your rent? 3601 02:28:42,326 --> 02:28:44,035 My name is Jordan Belfort, 3602 02:28:44,036 --> 02:28:46,162 and there's no secret to wealth creation. 3603 02:28:46,163 --> 02:28:47,497 No matter who you are, 3604 02:28:47,498 --> 02:28:48,832 no matter where you came from, 3605 02:28:48,833 --> 02:28:51,376 you too can become financially independent 3606 02:28:51,377 --> 02:28:53,211 in just a matter of months. 3607 02:28:53,212 --> 02:28:55,463 All you need is a strategy. 3608 02:28:55,464 --> 02:28:57,173 When I was 24 years old, 3609 02:28:57,174 --> 02:29:01,052 I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive. 3610 02:29:01,053 --> 02:29:03,596 WOMAN: At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible. 3611 02:29:03,597 --> 02:29:07,142 But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit. 3612 02:29:07,143 --> 02:29:08,351 I certainly believe now. 3613 02:29:08,352 --> 02:29:09,853 Think about it for a second. 3614 02:29:09,854 --> 02:29:12,021 If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's. 3615 02:29:12,022 --> 02:29:14,274 Straight Line Persuasion System seminar, 3616 02:29:14,275 --> 02:29:15,942 then how do you expect to make any money? 3617 02:29:15,943 --> 02:29:17,694 JORDAN: If you want to be a millionaire someday, 3618 02:29:17,695 --> 02:29:19,779 have some guts. Make a decision. 3619 02:29:19,780 --> 02:29:21,114 Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me 3620 02:29:21,115 --> 02:29:22,615 because I worked hard for it. 3621 02:29:22,616 --> 02:29:24,159 And if it doesn't work for you, 3622 02:29:24,160 --> 02:29:25,243 it's because you're lazy. 3623 02:29:25,244 --> 02:29:26,536 And you should get a job at McDonald's. 3624 02:29:26,537 --> 02:29:29,497 JORDAN: There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom. 3625 02:29:29,498 --> 02:29:32,459 And there's nobody stopping you from making millions. 3626 02:29:32,460 --> 02:29:33,793 Don't just sit at home, 3627 02:29:33,794 --> 02:29:36,522 or the life of your dreams will sail right past you. 3628 02:29:39,216 --> 02:29:41,176 I changed all these people's lives 3629 02:29:41,177 --> 02:29:42,886 and I can change yours, too! 3630 02:29:42,887 --> 02:29:44,220 So come to my seminar! 3631 02:29:44,221 --> 02:29:45,722 The life of your dreams is only... 3632 02:29:45,723 --> 02:29:47,515 Good to see you again, Jordan. 3633 02:29:47,516 --> 02:29:48,641 You're under arrest! 3634 02:29:48,642 --> 02:29:50,335 You gotta be joking! 3635 02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,812 You're kidding me. 3636 02:29:52,813 --> 02:29:54,481 Hey, get the fuck away from me! 3637 02:29:54,482 --> 02:29:55,815 Turn that camera off. 3638 02:29:55,816 --> 02:29:57,901 JORDAN: I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here, 3639 02:29:57,902 --> 02:29:59,402 you fucking cocksucker! 3640 02:29:59,403 --> 02:30:01,154 - Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off. 3641 02:30:01,155 --> 02:30:03,031 You don't got shit on me, you hear me! 3642 02:30:03,032 --> 02:30:04,157 Go fuck yourself! 3643 02:30:04,158 --> 02:30:06,618 I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit! 3644 02:30:06,619 --> 02:30:07,744 DENHAM: Hey, Jordan, 3645 02:30:07,745 --> 02:30:09,704 let me give you a little legal advice. 3646 02:30:09,705 --> 02:30:11,206 Shut the fuck up! 3647 02:30:11,207 --> 02:30:12,790 JORDAN: Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick! 3648 02:30:12,791 --> 02:30:15,485 I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker! 3649 02:30:17,171 --> 02:30:18,713 JORDAN: I clean up my act. 3650 02:30:18,714 --> 02:30:21,341 I did rehab. I'm a TV personality. 3651 02:30:21,342 --> 02:30:24,177 I'm sober for two years. And this happens! 3652 02:30:24,178 --> 02:30:26,471 Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami. 3653 02:30:26,472 --> 02:30:27,805 I'm Swiss, I'm not communist. 3654 02:30:27,806 --> 02:30:29,599 JORDAN: And guess who the fuck with? Saurel. 3655 02:30:29,600 --> 02:30:30,725 - You gonna beat me? - No, sir. 3656 02:30:30,726 --> 02:30:33,061 Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me. 3657 02:30:33,062 --> 02:30:34,854 JORDAN: I mean, what are the fucking odds? 3658 02:30:34,855 --> 02:30:37,607 There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, 3659 02:30:37,608 --> 02:30:39,275 and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough 3660 02:30:39,276 --> 02:30:41,444 to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. 3661 02:30:41,445 --> 02:30:42,922 I know. 3662 02:30:42,947 --> 02:30:44,424 (SOBBING) I'm so sorry. 3663 02:30:46,534 --> 02:30:47,825 JORDAN: Even more fucked 3664 02:30:47,826 --> 02:30:49,285 was that he got busted (CAMERA CLICKING) 3665 02:30:49,286 --> 02:30:51,037 for shit that had nothing to do with me. 3666 02:30:51,038 --> 02:30:52,705 It had nothing to fucking do with me. 3667 02:30:52,706 --> 02:30:54,791 Something about laundering drug money 3668 02:30:54,792 --> 02:30:57,961 through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, 3669 02:30:57,962 --> 02:31:00,129 you know, the founder of Benihana. 3670 02:31:00,130 --> 02:31:01,589 Benihana. 3671 02:31:01,590 --> 02:31:03,363 Beni-fucking-hana! 3672 02:31:03,676 --> 02:31:05,510 (YELLING) Beni-fucking-hana! 3673 02:31:05,511 --> 02:31:06,594 Why? 3674 02:31:06,595 --> 02:31:08,012 Why, why, God? 3675 02:31:08,013 --> 02:31:09,597 Why would you be so cruel 3676 02:31:09,598 --> 02:31:12,225 as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants 3677 02:31:12,226 --> 02:31:13,578 to take me down? 3678 02:31:15,896 --> 02:31:18,481 Long story short. Saurel rats me out. 3679 02:31:18,482 --> 02:31:21,651 But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle, 3680 02:31:21,652 --> 02:31:23,319 who, it turns out, he'd been fucking 3681 02:31:23,320 --> 02:31:25,889 every time she went to Switzerland! 3682 02:31:27,741 --> 02:31:30,390 - No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui. 3683 02:31:32,496 --> 02:31:34,330 - All right! - Ah! (GIGGLING) 3684 02:31:34,331 --> 02:31:36,165 JUDGE: One count engaging in conspiracy 3685 02:31:36,166 --> 02:31:37,917 to commit securities fraud. 3686 02:31:37,918 --> 02:31:40,211 Two counts securities fraud. 3687 02:31:40,212 --> 02:31:43,756 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering. 3688 02:31:43,757 --> 02:31:46,092 Twenty-one counts money laundering. 3689 02:31:46,093 --> 02:31:48,616 One count obstruction of justice. 3690 02:31:49,513 --> 02:31:51,832 Bail is set at $10 million. 3691 02:32:06,989 --> 02:32:08,557 DONNIE: Uncle Donnie's here! 3692 02:32:09,366 --> 02:32:11,685 Rocky. How you doing? 3693 02:32:12,286 --> 02:32:14,662 Woof. I hate that fucking dog. 3694 02:32:14,663 --> 02:32:17,040 Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit. 3695 02:32:17,041 --> 02:32:18,625 Starting to shit in the house again. 3696 02:32:18,626 --> 02:32:20,418 - Me, too. - Come here, buddy. 3697 02:32:20,419 --> 02:32:21,794 Ah, fuck. 3698 02:32:21,795 --> 02:32:23,546 - It's good to see you, pal. - Yeah, you, too. 3699 02:32:23,547 --> 02:32:24,797 Good to see you. 3700 02:32:24,798 --> 02:32:27,447 Sit down. Oh, man. 3701 02:32:29,219 --> 02:32:30,571 How you doing, brother? 3702 02:32:31,305 --> 02:32:32,889 (SIGHING) You know. 3703 02:32:32,890 --> 02:32:34,641 Shitty, pal. 3704 02:32:34,642 --> 02:32:36,870 But I'm hanging in there. 3705 02:32:38,103 --> 02:32:40,730 My new piece of jewelry. Check that out. 3706 02:32:40,731 --> 02:32:43,191 Can't leave the house, you know? 3707 02:32:43,192 --> 02:32:45,841 Starting to get cabin fever already. 3708 02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:48,013 Fucking Rugrat. 3709 02:32:48,447 --> 02:32:49,864 That wig-wearing faggot. 3710 02:32:49,865 --> 02:32:52,075 I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him. 3711 02:32:52,076 --> 02:32:54,744 Swear to God, I want to choke him to death. 3712 02:32:54,745 --> 02:32:57,080 Irresponsible little prick. 3713 02:32:57,081 --> 02:32:58,182 (SCOFFS) 3714 02:32:58,207 --> 02:32:59,354 I'll tell you one thing. 3715 02:33:00,584 --> 02:33:03,187 I'm never eating at Benihana again. 3716 02:33:03,921 --> 02:33:06,194 I don't care whose birthday it is. 3717 02:33:07,508 --> 02:33:09,201 Where's Naomi? How's she doing? 3718 02:33:09,885 --> 02:33:11,260 That's her in the house there. 3719 02:33:11,261 --> 02:33:13,329 You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back. 3720 02:33:13,430 --> 02:33:15,203 Naomi, sweetheart! 3721 02:33:18,560 --> 02:33:19,894 What's up her ass? 3722 02:33:19,895 --> 02:33:21,479 - Is she mad at me? - No, you know... 3723 02:33:21,480 --> 02:33:23,064 We probably have to mortgage the house 3724 02:33:23,065 --> 02:33:24,941 in order to make bail. 3725 02:33:24,942 --> 02:33:26,442 Probably end up selling the thing 3726 02:33:26,443 --> 02:33:28,695 in order to pay for all the lawyers. 3727 02:33:28,696 --> 02:33:31,265 It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth. 3728 02:33:31,448 --> 02:33:33,221 What are you gonna do, right? 3729 02:33:33,951 --> 02:33:36,828 Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important. 3730 02:33:36,829 --> 02:33:37,995 How's morale? 3731 02:33:37,996 --> 02:33:40,748 They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now? 3732 02:33:40,749 --> 02:33:42,271 - Jordan. - Hmm? 3733 02:33:42,543 --> 02:33:45,086 I got the founding partners together. 3734 02:33:45,087 --> 02:33:47,565 I talked to them about everything. 3735 02:33:48,215 --> 02:33:49,362 And I got you. 3736 02:33:50,092 --> 02:33:51,739 What do you mean, you got me? 3737 02:33:52,803 --> 02:33:55,622 The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you. 3738 02:34:01,520 --> 02:34:02,687 All right. 3739 02:34:02,688 --> 02:34:03,771 I love you, buddy. 3740 02:34:03,772 --> 02:34:05,773 - You know I'd do it for you, right? - I know. 3741 02:34:05,774 --> 02:34:07,842 - You know that, right? - I know. 3742 02:34:08,694 --> 02:34:09,944 I could fucking kiss you all over. 3743 02:34:09,945 --> 02:34:11,154 All right, enough, enough. 3744 02:34:11,155 --> 02:34:12,757 (LAUGHING) 3745 02:34:13,157 --> 02:34:14,407 You want a beer, pal? 3746 02:34:14,408 --> 02:34:15,700 What are you drinking? 3747 02:34:15,701 --> 02:34:17,869 I got this non-alcoholic shit. 3748 02:34:17,870 --> 02:34:19,162 What's that? 3749 02:34:19,163 --> 02:34:22,290 A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol. 3750 02:34:22,291 --> 02:34:24,644 - It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol. 3751 02:34:25,127 --> 02:34:26,461 But if you drink enough, 3752 02:34:26,462 --> 02:34:28,463 if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up? 3753 02:34:28,464 --> 02:34:30,631 No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point. 3754 02:34:30,632 --> 02:34:31,758 I'm not a scientist. 3755 02:34:31,759 --> 02:34:33,009 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 3756 02:34:33,010 --> 02:34:34,677 I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer. 3757 02:34:34,678 --> 02:34:36,929 I know, but I don't drink. You remember? 3758 02:34:36,930 --> 02:34:38,181 I don't drink anymore. 3759 02:34:38,182 --> 02:34:39,265 Oh, you wanna go inside 3760 02:34:39,266 --> 02:34:40,767 and blow some lines of baking powder? 3761 02:34:40,768 --> 02:34:42,685 Or baking soda... (CHUCKLING) 3762 02:34:42,686 --> 02:34:45,062 Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. 3763 02:34:45,063 --> 02:34:46,606 - Yeah. - I love it. 3764 02:34:46,607 --> 02:34:48,191 How's being sober? 3765 02:34:48,192 --> 02:34:50,151 - Fucking sucks. - Boring, right? 3766 02:34:50,152 --> 02:34:52,630 So boring. I wanna kill myself. 3767 02:34:53,071 --> 02:34:55,698 There's a term, and we don't like to use it 3768 02:34:55,699 --> 02:34:57,241 unless circumstances dictate, 3769 02:34:57,242 --> 02:34:59,327 and I think they do dictate in this case, 3770 02:34:59,328 --> 02:35:00,828 and the term is "Grenada." 3771 02:35:00,829 --> 02:35:02,413 Have you ever heard of Grenada? 3772 02:35:02,414 --> 02:35:03,581 No. No, I haven't. 3773 02:35:03,582 --> 02:35:05,208 Grenada's very interesting because 3774 02:35:05,209 --> 02:35:07,210 it is a small island nation 3775 02:35:07,211 --> 02:35:10,838 that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983. 3776 02:35:10,839 --> 02:35:13,007 It's about 90,000 people. 3777 02:35:13,008 --> 02:35:15,327 And essentially, it means 3778 02:35:16,011 --> 02:35:18,054 this case is unloseable. 3779 02:35:18,055 --> 02:35:19,222 Okay? 3780 02:35:19,223 --> 02:35:20,890 So, you know, we can come in, 3781 02:35:20,891 --> 02:35:22,850 we can have our dick hanging out of our pants. 3782 02:35:22,851 --> 02:35:24,060 Nobody gives a fuck. 3783 02:35:24,061 --> 02:35:25,754 I'm gonna win. 3784 02:35:25,813 --> 02:35:27,290 You, sir. 3785 02:35:28,732 --> 02:35:30,550 Are what's known 3786 02:35:31,485 --> 02:35:32,735 as a Grenada. 3787 02:35:32,736 --> 02:35:33,928 JORDAN: Hmm. 3788 02:35:35,781 --> 02:35:38,241 You're looking at real prison time. 3789 02:35:38,242 --> 02:35:39,325 Hmm. 3790 02:35:39,326 --> 02:35:41,724 Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years. 3791 02:35:42,621 --> 02:35:45,414 And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you 3792 02:35:45,415 --> 02:35:47,166 shoving cash in your mattress. 3793 02:35:47,167 --> 02:35:48,314 JORDAN: Is that right? 3794 02:35:49,086 --> 02:35:51,609 DENHAM: Hey, Jordan. Jordan. 3795 02:35:52,214 --> 02:35:56,092 Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college, 3796 02:35:56,093 --> 02:35:57,866 that's not our ambition here. 3797 02:35:59,137 --> 02:36:01,764 There's other people involved in this, too. 3798 02:36:01,765 --> 02:36:05,039 We think they need to see their day in court as well. 3799 02:36:07,521 --> 02:36:09,605 Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? 3800 02:36:09,606 --> 02:36:12,380 Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin? 3801 02:36:13,485 --> 02:36:16,362 Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list 3802 02:36:16,363 --> 02:36:18,781 of all the co-conspirators spanning the last seven years, 3803 02:36:18,782 --> 02:36:20,867 and he also agrees to wear a wire. 3804 02:36:20,868 --> 02:36:22,201 (CHUCKLING) Wait... 3805 02:36:22,202 --> 02:36:24,036 Did you just say "wear a wire"? 3806 02:36:24,037 --> 02:36:25,371 A wire. Mmm-hmm. 3807 02:36:25,372 --> 02:36:26,789 What does that mean? 3808 02:36:26,790 --> 02:36:28,749 You want me to rat? Is that it? 3809 02:36:28,750 --> 02:36:30,126 No, I want you to cooperate. 3810 02:36:30,127 --> 02:36:32,128 - No. You want me to rat, right? - Yes. We want you to rat. 3811 02:36:32,129 --> 02:36:35,654 That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat. 3812 02:36:40,053 --> 02:36:41,971 JORDAN: How was Cristy's party? 3813 02:36:41,972 --> 02:36:43,139 NAOMI: Fine. 3814 02:36:43,140 --> 02:36:44,583 JORDAN: Good. 3815 02:36:45,642 --> 02:36:48,185 Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. 3816 02:36:48,186 --> 02:36:50,938 I have some really, really great news. 3817 02:36:50,939 --> 02:36:52,382 Mmm-hmm. 3818 02:36:52,691 --> 02:36:55,385 Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. 3819 02:36:56,236 --> 02:36:57,987 I know that already. 3820 02:36:57,988 --> 02:36:59,385 Right. Exactly. 3821 02:36:59,698 --> 02:37:03,018 You never did anything wrong in the first place, right? 3822 02:37:03,744 --> 02:37:06,063 It turns out, all the FBI really 3823 02:37:06,622 --> 02:37:08,599 wants from me is to, uh, 3824 02:37:08,790 --> 02:37:10,392 to cooperate. 3825 02:37:10,500 --> 02:37:11,834 You know? 3826 02:37:11,835 --> 02:37:13,210 Turns out I have so much information 3827 02:37:13,211 --> 02:37:14,879 about the stock market and Wall Street, 3828 02:37:14,880 --> 02:37:16,088 I could save the government 3829 02:37:16,089 --> 02:37:18,090 years of heartache, not to mention 3830 02:37:18,091 --> 02:37:20,569 - countless dollars. - Mmm-hmm. 3831 02:37:20,886 --> 02:37:23,330 But it gets even better, babe. 3832 02:37:23,680 --> 02:37:26,329 Because if I do decide to cooperate, 3833 02:37:26,642 --> 02:37:29,518 I might only be looking at four short years, 3834 02:37:29,519 --> 02:37:31,103 in which case, you know, 3835 02:37:31,104 --> 02:37:34,190 we could start fresh, maybe sell the house. 3836 02:37:34,191 --> 02:37:35,942 And any fines that I'd have to pay 3837 02:37:35,943 --> 02:37:37,818 wouldn't be due till after I serve my term, 3838 02:37:37,819 --> 02:37:40,196 so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know? 3839 02:37:40,197 --> 02:37:41,719 Mmm-hmm. 3840 02:37:42,741 --> 02:37:45,242 The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit 3841 02:37:45,243 --> 02:37:47,596 is this whole idea of having to 3842 02:37:48,121 --> 02:37:50,373 give information about my friends. 3843 02:37:50,374 --> 02:37:53,709 Like you said, "There's no friends on Wall Street." Right? 3844 02:37:53,710 --> 02:37:55,711 Right. Right. Exactly. 3845 02:37:55,712 --> 02:37:57,380 There's a silver lining to that, too, honey. 3846 02:37:57,381 --> 02:37:59,173 Because they said eventually... 3847 02:37:59,174 --> 02:38:02,134 Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case. 3848 02:38:02,135 --> 02:38:05,012 So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know? 3849 02:38:05,013 --> 02:38:07,223 Well, that's good news. Right? 3850 02:38:07,224 --> 02:38:09,058 Yeah, yeah. 3851 02:38:09,059 --> 02:38:10,832 I'm really happy for you. 3852 02:38:12,145 --> 02:38:15,499 What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart? 3853 02:38:16,316 --> 02:38:18,985 You should be happy for the both of us. Right? 3854 02:38:18,986 --> 02:38:21,009 - Yeah, right. - All right. 3855 02:38:23,031 --> 02:38:24,724 Come here, baby. 3856 02:38:25,158 --> 02:38:26,742 Give me a kiss, sweetheart. 3857 02:38:26,743 --> 02:38:27,868 Jordan... 3858 02:38:27,869 --> 02:38:29,120 Oh, come on, baby. 3859 02:38:29,121 --> 02:38:31,414 I haven't made love to you in so long. Please. 3860 02:38:31,415 --> 02:38:33,916 - No. Jordan, stop it. - Come on, honey, please. 3861 02:38:33,917 --> 02:38:35,485 No! Jordan, stop it! 3862 02:38:37,087 --> 02:38:39,406 I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 3863 02:38:40,757 --> 02:38:42,154 (MURMURING) 3864 02:38:43,218 --> 02:38:45,195 I fucking hate you, Jordan. 3865 02:38:45,679 --> 02:38:48,328 - Get off me! - Baby... Don't do that. 3866 02:38:49,099 --> 02:38:51,122 You know how much I love you, right? 3867 02:38:51,518 --> 02:38:53,791 Stop that, sweetie. Please. 3868 02:38:58,942 --> 02:39:01,044 You wanna fuck me, Jordan? 3869 02:39:02,738 --> 02:39:04,556 You wanna fuck me? 3870 02:39:05,449 --> 02:39:06,615 Good. 3871 02:39:06,616 --> 02:39:08,059 Go ahead. 3872 02:39:08,452 --> 02:39:10,520 Go ahead and fuck me. 3873 02:39:11,455 --> 02:39:13,998 I want you to fuck me real hard. 3874 02:39:13,999 --> 02:39:16,792 I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. 3875 02:39:16,793 --> 02:39:18,169 - Why are you moving like that? - Come on. 3876 02:39:18,170 --> 02:39:19,253 Please hold still. 3877 02:39:19,254 --> 02:39:20,880 'Cause I want you to come for me, baby. 3878 02:39:20,881 --> 02:39:22,298 Come on, babe. 3879 02:39:22,299 --> 02:39:23,841 Come for me, baby. 3880 02:39:23,842 --> 02:39:25,134 I want you to come for me 3881 02:39:25,135 --> 02:39:26,719 like it's the last fucking time. 3882 02:39:26,720 --> 02:39:28,262 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3883 02:39:28,263 --> 02:39:30,931 Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby. 3884 02:39:30,932 --> 02:39:32,141 Come on, baby. 3885 02:39:32,142 --> 02:39:33,517 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3886 02:39:33,518 --> 02:39:35,561 - Yeah, baby, come. - You want me to come for you? 3887 02:39:35,562 --> 02:39:36,834 Yeah. 3888 02:39:37,564 --> 02:39:39,607 - You want me to come for you? - Yeah! 3889 02:39:39,608 --> 02:39:42,052 Huh? You want me to come for you? 3890 02:39:43,779 --> 02:39:45,571 Oh, God, baby. Yeah! 3891 02:39:45,572 --> 02:39:48,175 Oh, God. (GRUNTING) Oh, God. 3892 02:39:49,367 --> 02:39:51,811 Oh, God. (GASPS) 3893 02:39:52,370 --> 02:39:53,913 Oh, God. 3894 02:39:53,914 --> 02:39:55,266 Jesus. 3895 02:39:57,250 --> 02:39:58,793 (LAUGHING) 3896 02:39:58,794 --> 02:40:00,169 Oh, baby. 3897 02:40:00,170 --> 02:40:02,797 That was so fucking great! 3898 02:40:02,798 --> 02:40:04,150 Oh, God! 3899 02:40:06,426 --> 02:40:08,449 That was the last time. 3900 02:40:08,845 --> 02:40:10,888 What do you mean, baby? 3901 02:40:10,889 --> 02:40:13,959 I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. 3902 02:40:14,851 --> 02:40:17,045 What are you talking about? 3903 02:40:18,939 --> 02:40:20,666 I want a divorce. 3904 02:40:22,192 --> 02:40:24,235 What do you mean, you want a divorce? 3905 02:40:24,236 --> 02:40:26,362 What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? 3906 02:40:26,363 --> 02:40:28,386 Get off me! I want a divorce. 3907 02:40:28,615 --> 02:40:29,949 You just made love to me. 3908 02:40:29,950 --> 02:40:31,117 What the fuck is wrong with you? 3909 02:40:31,118 --> 02:40:33,562 I don't love you anymore, Jordan! 3910 02:40:34,704 --> 02:40:36,806 Oh, you don't love me? 3911 02:40:37,082 --> 02:40:38,791 You don't love me anymore, huh? 3912 02:40:38,792 --> 02:40:41,085 Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you! 3913 02:40:41,086 --> 02:40:43,045 Now that I'm under federal indictment, 3914 02:40:43,046 --> 02:40:45,047 with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, 3915 02:40:45,048 --> 02:40:46,882 now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. 3916 02:40:46,883 --> 02:40:48,701 - Is that right? - No, no. 3917 02:40:48,969 --> 02:40:51,303 What kind of person are you? Tell me. 3918 02:40:51,304 --> 02:40:52,638 You married me! 3919 02:40:52,639 --> 02:40:54,223 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 3920 02:40:54,224 --> 02:40:55,975 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. 3921 02:40:55,976 --> 02:40:58,227 I'm gonna take custody of the kids. 3922 02:40:58,228 --> 02:41:00,312 If you agree to the divorce right now, 3923 02:41:00,313 --> 02:41:01,897 I will allow visitation. (SIGHING) 3924 02:41:01,898 --> 02:41:03,816 - Okay? Don't try to fight it. - Oh, my God. 3925 02:41:03,817 --> 02:41:05,317 It'll save us both a lot of money 3926 02:41:05,318 --> 02:41:08,046 and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. 3927 02:41:09,531 --> 02:41:12,825 You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me? 3928 02:41:12,826 --> 02:41:14,326 I've already talked to the lawyer. 3929 02:41:14,327 --> 02:41:15,578 He said even if you don't get convicted, 3930 02:41:15,579 --> 02:41:16,829 I've got a good chance of getting them. 3931 02:41:16,830 --> 02:41:17,997 I got news for you. 3932 02:41:17,998 --> 02:41:19,748 You're not fucking taking my children, 3933 02:41:19,749 --> 02:41:21,522 you vicious fucking cunt, you! 3934 02:41:21,918 --> 02:41:24,003 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 3935 02:41:24,004 --> 02:41:26,255 You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! 3936 02:41:26,256 --> 02:41:27,699 You hear me? Fuck you! 3937 02:41:27,841 --> 02:41:30,694 You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! 3938 02:41:39,186 --> 02:41:41,020 Fucking bitch! 3939 02:41:41,021 --> 02:41:42,873 (PANTING) 3940 02:41:43,440 --> 02:41:44,857 Fucking whore! 3941 02:41:44,858 --> 02:41:47,006 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 3942 02:41:49,154 --> 02:41:51,973 Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore! 3943 02:41:52,616 --> 02:41:54,093 (SNORTING) 3944 02:42:00,999 --> 02:42:03,876 (CHUCKLES) Look at yourself, Jordan. 3945 02:42:03,877 --> 02:42:05,127 You're sick! 3946 02:42:05,128 --> 02:42:06,378 You're a sick man! 3947 02:42:06,379 --> 02:42:08,464 Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids! 3948 02:42:08,465 --> 02:42:11,050 You think I would let my kids near you? 3949 02:42:11,051 --> 02:42:12,301 Look at yourself! 3950 02:42:12,302 --> 02:42:13,844 You know what my lawyer said? 3951 02:42:13,845 --> 02:42:17,431 My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan. 3952 02:42:17,432 --> 02:42:20,768 Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again! 3953 02:42:20,769 --> 02:42:22,019 You don't think I'm not gonna see my... 3954 02:42:22,020 --> 02:42:23,896 No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! 3955 02:42:23,897 --> 02:42:26,148 You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? 3956 02:42:26,149 --> 02:42:27,751 Don't you fucking touch them! 3957 02:42:28,985 --> 02:42:30,928 Don't you fucking touch me! 3958 02:42:32,489 --> 02:42:35,824 Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right? 3959 02:42:35,825 --> 02:42:37,927 You're coming on a trip with Daddy. 3960 02:42:40,580 --> 02:42:42,915 NAOMI: Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan. 3961 02:42:42,916 --> 02:42:45,769 I swear to God, I will fucking kill you! 3962 02:42:48,338 --> 02:42:49,672 It's all right, baby. 3963 02:42:49,673 --> 02:42:51,006 You and Daddy are gonna go 3964 02:42:51,007 --> 02:42:52,466 on a little trip together, okay? 3965 02:42:52,467 --> 02:42:54,093 - A little trip together. - NAOMI: Violet! 3966 02:42:54,094 --> 02:42:55,261 Violet! 3967 02:42:55,262 --> 02:42:57,513 - Get the key! Get the key! - VIOLET: I got it! 3968 02:42:57,514 --> 02:42:59,223 NAOMI: Jordan, you open this fucking door 3969 02:42:59,224 --> 02:43:02,142 - right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on. 3970 02:43:02,143 --> 02:43:03,519 There you go. Get your legs in. 3971 02:43:03,520 --> 02:43:05,271 I'm taking her with me! 3972 02:43:05,272 --> 02:43:06,563 I told you I'm taking her with me, 3973 02:43:06,564 --> 02:43:07,982 you fucking bitch! (GARAGE DOOR OPENING) 3974 02:43:07,983 --> 02:43:10,802 You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me! 3975 02:43:11,486 --> 02:43:13,634 We're going on a little trip, honey. 3976 02:43:13,989 --> 02:43:15,591 No! No! 3977 02:43:16,074 --> 02:43:17,533 Get the hell out of here! 3978 02:43:17,534 --> 02:43:19,785 VIOLET: Leave that baby alone! 3979 02:43:19,786 --> 02:43:22,037 Violet! Garage door! Close it! 3980 02:43:22,038 --> 02:43:23,247 SKYLAR: Mommy! 3981 02:43:23,248 --> 02:43:25,541 - Get out of here! - Open the fucking door! 3982 02:43:25,542 --> 02:43:27,144 (ENGINE STARTING) Mommy! 3983 02:43:30,547 --> 02:43:32,274 VIOLET: No! 3984 02:43:37,846 --> 02:43:39,368 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 3985 02:43:39,472 --> 02:43:42,308 Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens... 3986 02:43:42,309 --> 02:43:43,684 Get the baby! 3987 02:43:43,685 --> 02:43:45,913 Naomi, get the baby! 3988 02:43:46,563 --> 02:43:48,272 - Mommy. - Honey, it's okay. 3989 02:43:48,273 --> 02:43:49,648 It's gonna be okay. 3990 02:43:49,649 --> 02:43:51,751 VIOLET: Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind. 3991 02:43:52,652 --> 02:43:54,528 - JORDAN: Baby... - NAOMI: It's all right, honey. 3992 02:43:54,529 --> 02:43:56,196 She all right? 3993 02:43:56,197 --> 02:43:57,549 Is she all right? 3994 02:43:58,241 --> 02:43:59,888 What's the matter with you? 3995 02:44:00,076 --> 02:44:01,519 Is she all right? 3996 02:44:08,752 --> 02:44:10,252 LUCAS: Paragraph 1. 3997 02:44:10,253 --> 02:44:11,837 The defendant shall plead guilty 3998 02:44:11,838 --> 02:44:13,672 to all counts of the indictment 3999 02:44:13,673 --> 02:44:15,341 currently pending against him 4000 02:44:15,342 --> 02:44:17,384 in the United States District Court 4001 02:44:17,385 --> 02:44:19,203 for the Eastern District of New York. 4002 02:44:19,554 --> 02:44:20,763 Paragraph 2. 4003 02:44:20,764 --> 02:44:22,056 DENHAM: Talk normally. 4004 02:44:22,057 --> 02:44:23,682 LUCAS: The defendant shall participate 4005 02:44:23,683 --> 02:44:25,351 in undercover activities... 4006 02:44:25,352 --> 02:44:26,544 DENHAM: Breathe normally. 4007 02:44:26,561 --> 02:44:28,437 Including wearing a recording device, 4008 02:44:28,438 --> 02:44:30,189 also known as a wire... 4009 02:44:30,190 --> 02:44:32,441 After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on. 4010 02:44:32,442 --> 02:44:33,609 In conjunction with the investigation... 4011 02:44:33,610 --> 02:44:35,257 Fucking brutal. 4012 02:44:35,278 --> 02:44:36,612 Quit your bitching. 4013 02:44:36,613 --> 02:44:38,572 Paragraph 4. The defendant must not commit, 4014 02:44:38,573 --> 02:44:40,783 or attempt to commit, any further crimes. 4015 02:44:40,784 --> 02:44:44,370 Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already. 4016 02:44:44,371 --> 02:44:45,848 Thank you. 4017 02:44:48,666 --> 02:44:49,958 Just here? 4018 02:44:49,959 --> 02:44:51,561 That'd be good. 4019 02:44:53,213 --> 02:44:54,421 Thank you. 4020 02:44:54,422 --> 02:44:56,149 JORDAN: It wasn't even a choice. 4021 02:44:57,092 --> 02:45:00,196 For the next six hours, I came up with a list. 4022 02:45:00,387 --> 02:45:03,347 Friends, enemies, business associates. 4023 02:45:03,348 --> 02:45:05,140 Anybody who 'd ever known me 4024 02:45:05,141 --> 02:45:07,518 or taken so much as a stock tip. 4025 02:45:07,519 --> 02:45:08,962 (ALL CHEERING) 4026 02:45:12,982 --> 02:45:15,426 ALL: (CHANTING) Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie! 4027 02:45:17,112 --> 02:45:18,885 The first name on the list was Donnie. 4028 02:45:18,905 --> 02:45:20,656 (HOWLING) 4029 02:45:20,657 --> 02:45:22,134 (DONNIE LAUGHING) 4030 02:45:22,283 --> 02:45:23,826 Jordan, do you know how good it is 4031 02:45:23,827 --> 02:45:25,520 to have you back in this office? 4032 02:45:25,787 --> 02:45:27,913 It's not the same when you're gone. 4033 02:45:27,914 --> 02:45:29,706 It's sad, you understand? It's like... 4034 02:45:29,707 --> 02:45:31,250 That fucking Steve Madden, huh? 4035 02:45:31,251 --> 02:45:32,501 I can't... 4036 02:45:32,502 --> 02:45:34,378 Swear to God, I can't even think about it. 4037 02:45:34,379 --> 02:45:36,338 Every time I think about him, my blood boils. 4038 02:45:36,339 --> 02:45:38,132 I can't even say his name. 4039 02:45:38,133 --> 02:45:39,758 - I know. - It's, like, disgusting. 4040 02:45:39,759 --> 02:45:42,177 I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that. 4041 02:45:42,178 --> 02:45:43,325 Ugh! 4042 02:45:43,388 --> 02:45:46,458 He ever get back to you about that, um... 4043 02:45:47,100 --> 02:45:49,077 About that account? 4044 02:45:54,691 --> 02:45:55,816 You remember. 4045 02:45:55,817 --> 02:45:57,860 It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right? 4046 02:45:57,861 --> 02:46:01,135 He was supposed to kick back 4 or 5 mil, was it? 4047 02:46:05,452 --> 02:46:06,994 Actually, I was... 4048 02:46:06,995 --> 02:46:08,454 I was fucked up, Jordan, 4049 02:46:08,455 --> 02:46:10,038 - so I don't really remember. - Yeah. 4050 02:46:10,039 --> 02:46:12,141 Yeah, right. Stupid. 4051 02:46:12,709 --> 02:46:14,334 Well, if he calls you, 4052 02:46:14,335 --> 02:46:16,813 you make sure and contact me, okay? 4053 02:46:18,548 --> 02:46:20,299 - Yeah. (STAMMERING) Of course. - Yeah. 4054 02:46:20,300 --> 02:46:22,494 Of course, yeah. No, of course. 4055 02:46:25,805 --> 02:46:28,408 You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud? 4056 02:46:29,350 --> 02:46:31,168 No, it's all yours. 4057 02:46:31,895 --> 02:46:33,338 Can I get this? 4058 02:46:35,732 --> 02:46:37,584 So, what else is... 4059 02:46:40,236 --> 02:46:42,321 Well, how's Naomi and everything? 4060 02:46:42,322 --> 02:46:43,780 You know how it is. 4061 02:46:43,781 --> 02:46:46,009 She hates my fucking guts. 4062 02:46:47,619 --> 02:46:49,437 How's Hildy? Good? 4063 02:46:50,163 --> 02:46:51,622 She's still alive, so 4064 02:46:51,623 --> 02:46:53,790 my life is fucked, you know? 4065 02:46:53,791 --> 02:46:55,108 Yeah. 4066 02:46:57,086 --> 02:46:58,813 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 4067 02:47:01,799 --> 02:47:03,401 Mr. Jordan. 4068 02:47:03,510 --> 02:47:04,862 Mmm? 4069 02:47:04,969 --> 02:47:07,288 Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor. 4070 02:47:07,555 --> 02:47:08,702 What? 4071 02:47:09,057 --> 02:47:10,909 You've got a visitor. 4072 02:47:12,769 --> 02:47:14,416 (SIGHING DEEPLY) 4073 02:47:26,324 --> 02:47:28,450 I need you to get dressed. 4074 02:47:28,451 --> 02:47:30,724 Why? What the fuck's going on? 4075 02:47:35,667 --> 02:47:37,485 You're going to jail. 4076 02:47:49,430 --> 02:47:50,681 All right. 4077 02:47:50,682 --> 02:47:52,224 I'll get some clothes on. 4078 02:47:52,225 --> 02:47:54,544 We'll give you a hand with that. 4079 02:48:03,319 --> 02:48:04,466 Okay. 4080 02:48:12,328 --> 02:48:14,146 (DOOR BANGING OPEN) 4081 02:48:16,624 --> 02:48:17,941 FBI! 4082 02:48:18,293 --> 02:48:19,835 Everybody sit down. Put your hands 4083 02:48:19,836 --> 02:48:21,962 where they can be seen, and shut up! 4084 02:48:21,963 --> 02:48:23,755 Don't you fucking touch me. 4085 02:48:23,756 --> 02:48:25,966 Get your fucking hands off me! 4086 02:48:25,967 --> 02:48:27,785 Don't get out of your seats! 4087 02:48:40,940 --> 02:48:42,633 It's fucking Chanel! 4088 02:48:44,569 --> 02:48:46,046 (ALL CLAMORING) 4089 02:48:55,204 --> 02:48:57,398 JORDAN: I gave up everyone. 4090 02:48:57,457 --> 02:48:59,041 And in return, 4091 02:48:59,042 --> 02:49:03,488 I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of. 4092 02:49:05,298 --> 02:49:07,776 Like my pops, Mad Max, had said, 4093 02:49:08,426 --> 02:49:11,154 "The chickens had come home to roost." 4094 02:49:12,430 --> 02:49:14,783 Whatever the fuck that means. 4095 02:49:18,227 --> 02:49:19,603 LAWYER: I hope Your Honor would agree 4096 02:49:19,604 --> 02:49:21,730 that Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself 4097 02:49:21,731 --> 02:49:23,899 in terms of his cooperation. 4098 02:49:23,900 --> 02:49:26,026 Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions 4099 02:49:26,027 --> 02:49:28,676 of over two dozen serious offenders 4100 02:49:29,781 --> 02:49:31,782 and helped them recover millions of dollars 4101 02:49:31,783 --> 02:49:35,353 to be made available for restitution to their victims. 4102 02:49:37,497 --> 02:49:39,039 The sentence of the court shall be 4103 02:49:39,040 --> 02:49:41,268 36 months in federal prison. 4104 02:49:42,960 --> 02:49:45,188 Please remand the defendant. 4105 02:49:47,298 --> 02:49:49,150 LAWYER: I'm sorry. 4106 02:49:50,802 --> 02:49:51,903 (HANDCUFFS LOCKING) 4107 02:49:51,928 --> 02:49:53,075 That's okay. 4108 02:50:41,352 --> 02:50:43,895 JORDAN: I'm not ashamed to admit it. 4109 02:50:43,896 --> 02:50:45,814 When we arrived at the prison, 4110 02:50:45,815 --> 02:50:48,088 I was absolutely terrified. 4111 02:50:48,776 --> 02:50:50,193 GUARD: Belfort, on your feet. 4112 02:50:50,194 --> 02:50:52,592 JORDAN: But I needn't have been. 4113 02:50:52,739 --> 02:50:55,433 You see, for a brief fleeting moment, 4114 02:50:56,033 --> 02:50:58,227 I 'd forgotten I was rich. 4115 02:50:59,120 --> 02:51:02,645 And I lived in a place where everything was for sale. 4116 02:51:05,084 --> 02:51:07,836 Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? 4117 02:51:07,837 --> 02:51:10,839 MC: So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life. 4118 02:51:10,840 --> 02:51:12,257 I'm talking about rock stars, 4119 02:51:12,258 --> 02:51:14,342 professional athletes, gangsters. 4120 02:51:14,343 --> 02:51:16,219 I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers. 4121 02:51:16,220 --> 02:51:18,638 But this guy, my good friend, 4122 02:51:18,639 --> 02:51:21,475 Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single 4123 02:51:21,476 --> 02:51:24,329 baddest motherfucker I have ever met. 4124 02:51:24,812 --> 02:51:26,605 So I want you right now 4125 02:51:26,606 --> 02:51:29,816 to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome 4126 02:51:29,817 --> 02:51:31,485 for my good friend 4127 02:51:31,486 --> 02:51:34,279 and the world's greatest sales trainer, 4128 02:51:34,280 --> 02:51:35,472 Mr. Jordan Belfort! 4129 02:51:35,490 --> 02:51:36,682 (APPLAUSE) 4130 02:51:37,074 --> 02:51:38,972 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 4131 02:51:47,502 --> 02:51:48,899 Thank you. 4132 02:51:51,047 --> 02:51:52,569 (SIGHING) 4133 02:52:11,734 --> 02:52:13,552 Sell me this pen. 4134 02:52:18,074 --> 02:52:20,176 It's, uh... (STAMMERING) 4135 02:52:20,409 --> 02:52:22,261 It's an amazing pen. 4136 02:52:22,453 --> 02:52:24,726 For professionals, it's a... 4137 02:52:27,750 --> 02:52:29,568 Sell me this pen. 4138 02:52:30,503 --> 02:52:31,753 Well, it's a nice pen. 4139 02:52:31,754 --> 02:52:33,129 You can use the pen 4140 02:52:33,130 --> 02:52:36,484 to write down thoughts from your life so you can... 4141 02:52:38,177 --> 02:52:39,699 Sell me 4142 02:52:39,971 --> 02:52:41,618 this pen. 4143 02:52:43,516 --> 02:52:44,788 Well... 4144 02:52:45,101 --> 02:52:48,796 This pen works and I personally love this pen... 4145 02:52:52,650 --> 02:52:55,674 (MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC) 4146 02:54:12,396 --> 02:54:15,625 (MARK HUMMING) 4146 02:54:16,305 --> 02:54:22,463 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org307772

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