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(ROARING)
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ANNOUNCER:
The world of investing
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can be a jungle.
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Bulls. Bears.
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Danger at every turn.
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That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
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pride ourselves on being the best.
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Trained professionals to guide you
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through the financial wilderness.
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Stratton Oakmont.
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Stability.
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Integrity.
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Pride.
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(ROARING)
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
One!
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Two!
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Three!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Twenty-five grand to the first
cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Come on! Let's go!
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ALL:
One!
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Two!
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Three!
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JORDAN:
My name is Jordan Belfort.
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Not him.
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Me. That's right.
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I'm a former member
of the middle class
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raised by two accountants in a
tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
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The year I turned 26,
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as the head of my
own brokerage firm,
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I made $49 million,
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which really pissed me off because it
was three shy of a million a week.
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(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC)
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No, no, no.
My Ferrari was white,
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like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice.
Not red.
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See that humongous
estate down there?
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That's my house.
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ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV)
For millionaires whose ships...
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JORDAN:
My wife, Naomi,
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the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
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a former model and
Miller Lite girl.
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Yeah.
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She was the one with my cock
in her mouth in the Ferrari.
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So put your dick
back in your pants.
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In addition to Naomi
and my two perfect kids,
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I own a mansion, private jet,
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six cars, three horses,
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two vacation homes,
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and a 170-foot yacht.
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ROBIN LEACH:
Anchors aweigh!
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JORDAN: I also gamble
like a degenerate.
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I drink like a fish.
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I fuck hookers maybe five,
six times a week.
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I have three different federal
agencies looking to indict me.
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Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
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(FAINT CLANGING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Okay.
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- One more round.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, you like it?
- Yeah.
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Pull up. Pull up!
We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
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JORDAN:
Relax!
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(SLURRING)
Just relax.
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(GROANING)
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
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Good job.
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You get in there safe, all right?
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Till the next time, brother.
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Till next time.
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Yup, on a daily basis
I consume enough drugs
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to sedate Manhattan,
Long Island and Queens for a month.
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Okay, Mr. Jordan.
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I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times
a day for my "back pain,"
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Adderall to stay focused,
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Xanax to take the edge off,
pot to mellow me out,
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cocaine to wake me back up again
and morphine, well,
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because it's awesome.
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Good morning, Nathan.
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But of all the drugs
under God's blue heaven,
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there is one that is
my absolute favorite.
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You see,
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enough of this shit'll
make you invincible.
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Able to conquer the world,
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and eviscerate your enemies.
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(SNORTS)
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Ah!
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And I'm not talking about this.
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I'm talking about this.
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See, money doesn't just
buy you a better life,
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better food, better
cars, better pussy.
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It also makes you a better person.
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You can give generously
to the church
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or political party of your choice.
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You can save the fucking
spotted owl with money.
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I always wanted to be rich.
So let me go back.
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I'm 22 years old, newly married,
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and already a
money-crazed little shit.
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So what do I do?
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I go to the one place on Earth
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that befit my
high-minded ambitions.
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I love you.
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JERRY:
You are lower than pond scum.
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You got a problem with that,
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Jordan?
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No. No problem at all.
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Good. Because that is what you are.
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Pond scum.
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Your job is connector,
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which means that you'll be dialing
the phone over 500 times a day
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trying to connect me
with wealthy business owners.
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And until you pass your Series 7,
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that is all you're gonna
fucking be doing. Sit.
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Sit!
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Now just so you know,
last year I made over $300,000.
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The other guy you'll be working
for, he made over a million.
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JORDAN:
A million dollars?
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I could only imagine
what a douchebag that guy must be.
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- Jordan Belfort.
- Yes, sir.
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- Mark Hanna.
- A pleasure to meet you.
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And you as well. I see you've
already met the village asshole.
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Smile and dial.
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And don't pick up your
fucking head until 1:00.
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Hey, fuck him.
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I'm the senior broker here.
He's just a worthless piker.
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Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
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Now did you really pitch a stock
in your job interview?
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I had to do something to stand out.
Right, sir?
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I fucking love that.
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- Lunch. Today.
- Yeah.
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We don't start dialing at 9:30
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because our clients are
already answering the phone.
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Three. Two. One.
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Let's fuck!
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(BELL RINGS)
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JORDAN: You want to know
what money sounds like?
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Go to a trading floor
on Wall Street.
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"Fuck" this, "shit" that.
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"Cunt, " "cock," "asshole. ".
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I couldn't believe how these
guys talked to each other.
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- MAN 1: Good fucking package...
- MAN 2: Piece of shit!
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I was hooked in seconds.
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It was like mainlining adrenaline.
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Yeah. Fuckface, look at where
the stock's at today, huh?
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You motherfucker,
you can't get any at 44...
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- Pick up the cocksucking phone!
- Sorry...
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You are such a fucking
douchebag, Hanna.
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We don't give two shits
about how technology works
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because all we care about
is getting fucking rich.
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- Solid, 2,000.
- Jordan Belfort.
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Done!
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Time to paint the tape. Whoo!
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2,000. Microsoft.
Going in the hole!
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Come on.
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Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
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In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
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Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
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Sold!
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(MARK HUMMING)
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Yeah.
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(CONTINUES HUMMING)
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Tootski?
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Oh, no. Thank you, though.
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Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you
on this glorious afternoon?
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Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
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You're gonna bring us
two Absolut martinis.
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You know howl like them.
Straight up.
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And then precisely seven
and one half minutes after that,
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you're gonna bring us two more.
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Then two more after that
every five minutes
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until one of us
passes the fuck out.
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(CHUCKLES)
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HECTOR:
Excellent strategy, sir.
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I'm good with water for now.
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Thank you.
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It's his first day on Wall Street.
Give him time.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Mr. Hanna?
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You're able to do
drugs during the day
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and then still function,
still do your job?
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How the fuck else would
you do this job?
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Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
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Right.
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, I got to say,
I'm incredibly excited
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to be a part of your firm.
I mean...
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The clients you have
are absolutely...
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Fuck the clients.
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Your only responsibility
is to put meat on the table.
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You got a girlfriend?
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I'm married. I have a wife.
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Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Think about Teresa.
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Name of the game.
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Move the money from your client's
pocket into your pocket.
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Right.
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But if you make your clients money
at the same time,
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it's advantageous to
everyone. Correct?
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No.
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Number one rule of Wall Street.
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Nobody...
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I don't care if you're Warren
Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
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Nobody knows if a
stock is gonna go up,
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down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
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- Least of all stockbrokers, right?
- Mmm-hmm.
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It's all a fugazi.
You know what a fugazi is?
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Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake.
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Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy,
it's a woozy, it's...
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(WHISTLES)
Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
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It's never landed. It is no matter.
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It's not on the elemental chart.
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It's not fucking real.
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- Right?
- Right.
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- Stay with me.
- Mmm-hmm.
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We don't create shit.
We don't build anything.
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No.
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So if you got a client
who bought stock at 8
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and it now sits at 16,
he's all fucking happy.
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He wants to cash in, liquidate,
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take his fucking
money and run home.
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- You don't let him do that.
- Okay.
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- 'Cause that would make it real.
- Right.
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No. What do you do?
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You get another brilliant idea.
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A special idea.
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Another "situation." Another stock
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to reinvest his
earnings and then some.
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And he will, every single time.
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'Cause they're fucking addicted.
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And you just keep doing this,
again and again and again.
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Meanwhile,
he thinks he's getting shit rich,
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which he is, on paper.
234
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But you and me, the brokers,
235
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we're taking home cold hard cash
236
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via commission, motherfucker.
237
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Right.
238
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That's incredible, sir.
239
00:11:06,912 --> 00:11:08,389
I can't tell you how excited I am.
240
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You should be.
241
00:11:09,707 --> 00:11:13,562
There's two keys to success
in the broker business.
242
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First of all...
243
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(EXHALES)
244
00:11:17,131 --> 00:11:19,108
- You gotta stay relaxed.
- Yeah.
245
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,825
Do you jerk off?
246
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Do I... Do I jerk off?
247
00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:26,123
Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
248
00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:27,537
How many times a week?
249
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Like, um, three or four.
250
00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:31,769
Three or four times, maybe five.
251
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Gotta pump those numbers up.
252
00:11:32,813 --> 00:11:35,148
Those are rookie numbers
in this racket.
253
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I myself, I jerk off
at least twice a day.
254
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- Wow.
- Once in the morning
255
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:43,223
right after I work out,
then once right after lunch.
256
00:11:43,365 --> 00:11:44,842
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
257
00:11:45,284 --> 00:11:47,512
I want to. That's not why I do it.
258
00:11:47,703 --> 00:11:49,851
I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
259
00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:52,457
Think about it.
You're dealing with numbers.
260
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,501
All day long,
decimal points, high frequencies.
261
00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:56,603
Bang, bang, bang.
262
00:11:56,629 --> 00:11:57,795
(SQUEAKING)
263
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Fucking digits.
264
00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:02,425
All very acidic
above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
265
00:12:02,426 --> 00:12:03,778
- All right?
- Mmm-hmm.
266
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,136
It kind of wigs some people out.
267
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,262
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right.
268
00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,639
You got to feed the geese
to keep the blood flowing.
269
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,681
Mmm-hmm.
270
00:12:08,682 --> 00:12:10,516
I keep the rhythm below the belt.
271
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Done.
272
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,394
This is not a tip, this
is a prescription.
273
00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:14,621
- Trust me.
- Mmm-hmm.
274
00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:17,232
If you don't, you will
fall out of balance,
275
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,442
split your differential
and tip the fuck over.
276
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:20,818
Or worse yet,
277
00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:22,637
I've seen this happen, implode.
278
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,739
No, I don't want to implode, sir.
279
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:25,949
No. No, you don't.
280
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,242
I'm in it for the
long run, you know?
281
00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:28,845
- Implosions are ugly.
- Yeah.
282
00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:31,162
Pop off to the bathroom,
work one out any time you can.
283
00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:32,247
When you get really good at it,
284
00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:35,272
you'll fucking be stroking it
and you'll be thinking about money.
285
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:40,630
Second key to success
in this racket
286
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,965
is this little baby right here.
287
00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:43,443
It's called cocaine.
288
00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:44,926
Right.
289
00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:46,886
It'll keep you sharp
between the ears.
290
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,955
It'll also help your
fingers dial faster.
291
00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:50,199
And guess what?
292
00:12:50,516 --> 00:12:52,118
That's good for me.
293
00:12:52,476 --> 00:12:53,623
Yes, sir.
294
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,167
Revolutions. You follow?
295
00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:57,289
Revolutions.
296
00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,565
Keep the clients on
the Ferris wheel.
297
00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:03,194
And it goes. The park
is open 24/7, 365,
298
00:13:03,195 --> 00:13:06,219
every decade, every
goddamn century.
299
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,637
That's it.
(JORDAN LAUGHING)
300
00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:09,514
The name of the game.
301
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,142
Halkidiki?
302
00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:13,848
- Hmm.
- Thank you.
303
00:13:14,915 --> 00:13:16,141
(MARK HUMMING)
304
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:26,652
Come on.
305
00:13:27,136 --> 00:13:29,659
(BOTH HUMMING)
306
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,537
We're the common denominator.
307
00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:38,671
Ah.
308
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,008
BOTH:
Ah.
309
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Keep it up for me.
310
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(SINGING)
♪ You've seen the echo ♪
311
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:47,639
♪ And the money comes in ♪
312
00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:50,116
♪ The parade comes to town ♪
313
00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,951
♪ Going down Broadway ♪
314
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,619
♪ It's a one-way street ♪
315
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,017
♪ Whichever way I go ♪
316
00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,232
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
317
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JORDAN:
The next six months,
318
00:14:00,252 --> 00:14:02,670
I got to know the ins and outs
of Wall Street.
319
00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:06,366
Earning shit money as I geared up
to take my Series 7.
320
00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:11,204
Oh!
321
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:13,365
Oh, fuckers.
322
00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:16,710
Oh!
323
00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:24,442
Then I was a licensed
broker at last,
324
00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:26,527
ready to make my fortune.
325
00:14:26,528 --> 00:14:31,225
My first day as a future
Master of the Universe.
326
00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,817
I have Exxon at 86
1/4 six months ago.
327
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,252
Today it is trading at 36 1/2.
328
00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,525
Mr...
329
00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:50,885
JORDAN:
They called it Black Monday.
330
00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:52,178
No shit.
331
00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:56,307
By 4:00 p.m., the market
had dropped 508 points.
332
00:14:56,308 --> 00:14:59,252
The biggest plummet
since the crash of '29.
333
00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:00,728
MARK: I know your family,
you know mine.
334
00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:03,815
No, I don't know. Some fucking
country in Europe took a shit.
335
00:15:03,816 --> 00:15:05,233
Let them do
what they want to fucking do.
336
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,567
Our market's solid.
337
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,295
This is not something
that you want to sell.
338
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,093
You know what happened?
A fucking tsunami.
339
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,239
I think you're making
a big mistake.
340
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,824
Yes, I will talk to your wife.
341
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,534
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
342
00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:15,952
A lot of people are
gonna be calling you,
343
00:15:15,953 --> 00:15:17,145
trying to get your dirty laundry.
344
00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:18,413
We don't know what's going on here.
345
00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:19,766
I know. I know.
346
00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,475
(BELL RINGS)
347
00:15:29,842 --> 00:15:31,194
MARK:
Holy
348
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:35,114
fucking shit!
349
00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,516
JORDAN:
Unbelievable.
350
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:41,060
My first shitty day as a broker.
351
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,521
Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
352
00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:48,378
an institution since
1899, closed its doors.
353
00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,862
Wall Street had swallowed me up
354
00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:53,341
and shit me right back out again.
355
00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:58,995
We could pawn my engagement ring
if we needed to.
356
00:15:58,996 --> 00:16:00,580
- Babe...
- Because I don't mind.
357
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:01,747
If we needed to, I'm saying...
358
00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:03,374
- Will you listen to me?
- Okay.
359
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,603
You're not pawning anything. Okay?
360
00:16:05,669 --> 00:16:07,044
- Okay.
- What do I always tell you?
361
00:16:07,045 --> 00:16:08,245
You're gonna be a millionaire.
362
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,733
That's right. Okay?
Just let me look.
363
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:12,030
We'll find something.
364
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:13,759
- How about this?
- What?
365
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,304
Nobody Beats the Wiz,
the electronics store.
366
00:16:16,305 --> 00:16:17,622
Stock boy. What do you think?
367
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:19,203
You're not gonna
work at that place.
368
00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,308
Yeah, but, you know,
you start off...
369
00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:21,476
Jordan, you're gonna be
miserable at that place
370
00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:22,560
- if you go there.
- I know.
371
00:16:22,561 --> 00:16:23,811
It's sales. You work your way up,
372
00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:25,021
you'll be a general manager.
373
00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,731
- You're not gonna be a stock boy.
- Why not?
374
00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:28,254
'Cause you're a stockbroker.
375
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,128
You understand that nobody's
hiring stockbrokers right now?
376
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:32,505
You understand that?
377
00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,176
Okay?
378
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,684
(JORDAN SIGHS)
379
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,182
TERESA:
Ah. This place is.
380
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,473
- What?
- What's that say?
381
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:43,849
"Stockbrokers."
382
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,517
(LAUGHS)
383
00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:46,792
In Long Island?
Stockbrokers in Long Island?
384
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,019
TERESA:
Yeah.
385
00:16:48,337 --> 00:16:50,189
It's in Long Island. So what?
386
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:06,296
(TOILET FLUSHING)
387
00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:12,007
Hey, uh, I'm looking
for Investor's Center.
388
00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:14,926
What's that? You want to invest?
389
00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,781
No. Investor's Center.
390
00:17:16,782 --> 00:17:18,054
I'm looking for Investor's Center.
391
00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:20,743
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey.
This is it. This is it.
392
00:17:20,744 --> 00:17:21,786
Oh.
393
00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,454
- I'm Dwayne. Yeah.
- You're Dwayne?
394
00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:25,398
Hi, Dwayne.
We spoke on the phone.
395
00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:27,059
I'm Jordan Belfort.
396
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:29,403
I'm the broker from Rothschild
in New York.
397
00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,237
Yes, yeah. Have a seat.
How are you?
398
00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:32,797
We had a conversation...
399
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,131
We spoke on the phone
earlier, right?
400
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:35,550
- Two hours ago.
- Right.
401
00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:36,652
Yeah.
402
00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:38,658
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
403
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,784
They're up and comers.
That's what that means.
404
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:42,682
It's 3 cents a share, that's $3!
405
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:44,251
You cheap fuck!
406
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:46,185
So, uh...
407
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,914
So where are your Quotrons here?
408
00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,190
- Quotrons?
- Yeah. Your computers.
409
00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:52,567
No, no.
We don't even need computers here.
410
00:17:52,568 --> 00:17:54,386
We just trade right off
the pink sheets here.
411
00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,262
- Pink sheets?
- Yeah, they're penny stocks.
412
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,197
You know, uh, companies that
can't get listed on NASDAQ,
413
00:17:58,198 --> 00:17:59,470
they don't have enough capital?
414
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:00,658
Their shares trade here.
415
00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,432
- Penny stocks?
- Yeah.
416
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,413
This one, uh, Aerodyne,
is a really interesting...
417
00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:06,872
Or Aerotyne...
418
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,441
Aerotyne, yeah.
419
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,152
Aero... Aerotyne...
420
00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:11,586
Aerotyne. Yeah.
421
00:18:11,587 --> 00:18:12,795
Very hot stock right now.
422
00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:13,879
Oh, yeah?
423
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,172
They're just a couple of brothers
that are making
424
00:18:15,173 --> 00:18:16,591
radar detectors out
of their garage.
425
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:17,675
They're out in Dubuque.
426
00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:19,010
Maybe it's microwaves.
I'm not sure.
427
00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:20,511
But you call the
company's main line,
428
00:18:20,512 --> 00:18:22,430
their mom, Dorothy, answers
and she is so sweet.
429
00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:24,432
- Good company.
- I actually don't know what else to...
430
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,183
I don't know anything else
about them other than that.
431
00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:27,310
(BOTH LAUGHING)
432
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:28,958
Six cents a share?
433
00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,791
Hey, come on.
Who buys this crap?
434
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,004
Well, I mean...
435
00:18:33,191 --> 00:18:34,400
Honestly, mostly schmucks.
436
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,503
Postmen, there's always postmen.
437
00:18:36,528 --> 00:18:38,487
Uh, plumbers. Um...
438
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:40,031
They see our ads in
the back of, uh,
439
00:18:40,032 --> 00:18:41,616
Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
440
00:18:41,617 --> 00:18:44,561
Our ads actually say
they can get rich quick.
441
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,828
- Hustler?
- Yeah.
442
00:18:45,829 --> 00:18:47,121
You know, those girlie magazines.
443
00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:48,690
Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
444
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:49,874
- A lot.
- Yeah.
445
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,584
We're helping them finance houses,
446
00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:53,544
we're helping them buy
their wife a diamond ring...
447
00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:54,712
A boat maybe.
448
00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:57,657
Is this... Is this stuff
regulated or are you guys...
449
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:58,866
What are you doing here?
450
00:18:59,718 --> 00:19:00,944
Uh...
451
00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:02,745
Sort of.
452
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:03,989
Sort of?
453
00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:08,225
Jesus Christ,
the spread on these is huge.
454
00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:09,602
Yeah. And that's
the point, that's...
455
00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:10,770
What's your name again?
456
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,168
Mine... Jordan Belfort.
457
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,128
Jordan, what do you get
on that blue chip stock?
458
00:19:14,274 --> 00:19:17,253
I make one percent.
Or I did make one percent.
459
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,220
Pink sheets, it's 50.
460
00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,384
It's 50%?
461
00:19:24,076 --> 00:19:25,598
50% commission?
462
00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:27,187
- Yup.
- For what?
463
00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,564
It's our markup for our services.
464
00:19:30,957 --> 00:19:32,375
And so if I... If I...
465
00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:36,606
if I sell a stock at $10,000,
my commission is 5,000 bucks?
466
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,131
If you sell $10,000
worth of this stock,
467
00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,405
I will personally give you
a blowjob for free.
468
00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:43,199
(LAUGHS)
469
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:44,845
And I hope it happens.
470
00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:46,493
(BOTH LAUGHING)
471
00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:48,942
JORDAN: Hello, John,
how are you doing today?
472
00:19:48,975 --> 00:19:51,602
You mailed in my company
a postcard a few weeks back
473
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,396
requesting information
on penny stocks
474
00:19:53,397 --> 00:19:55,523
that had huge upside potential
475
00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,274
with very little downside risk.
476
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,276
- Does that ring a bell?
- Yeah, I may have sent something.
477
00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:02,488
Okay, great. The reason for
the call today, John, is,
478
00:20:02,489 --> 00:20:05,217
something just came
across my desk, John.
479
00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:06,617
It is perhaps the best thing
480
00:20:06,618 --> 00:20:08,119
I've seen in the last six months.
481
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,995
If you have 60 seconds,
I'd like to share
482
00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:11,288
the idea with you.
You got a minute?
483
00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:12,415
Actually, I'm really very...
484
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,959
The name of the company,
Aerotyne International.
485
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,314
It is a cutting edge high-tech firm
out of the Midwest
486
00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:20,381
awaiting imminent patent approval
487
00:20:20,382 --> 00:20:22,967
on the next generation
of radar detectors
488
00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:27,574
that have both huge military
and civilian applications now.
489
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:28,973
Right now, John,
490
00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,434
the stock trades over-the-counter
at 10 cents a share.
491
00:20:31,435 --> 00:20:33,811
And by the way, John,
our analysts indicate
492
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:36,188
it could go a heck of
a lot higher than that.
493
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:39,233
Your profit on a mere
$6,000 investment
494
00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:42,258
would be upwards of $60,000!
495
00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:43,863
Jesus! That's my mortgage, man.
496
00:20:43,864 --> 00:20:45,531
Exactly.
You could pay off your mortgage.
497
00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:47,116
This stock will pay off my house?
498
00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:48,993
John, one thing I can promise you,
499
00:20:48,994 --> 00:20:50,311
even in this market,
500
00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:52,121
is that I never ask my clients
501
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,599
to judge me on my winners.
502
00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:57,569
I ask them to judge me on my losers
because I have so few.
503
00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:59,211
And in the case of Aerotyne,
504
00:20:59,212 --> 00:21:01,922
based on every technical
factor out there, John,
505
00:21:01,923 --> 00:21:05,152
we are looking at
a grand slam home run.
506
00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:08,095
Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand.
507
00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:10,415
$4,000? That'd be
40,000 shares, John.
508
00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:11,932
Let me lock in that trade right now
509
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,309
and get back to you
with my secretary
510
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,311
with an exact confirmation.
Sound good, John?
511
00:21:15,312 --> 00:21:16,664
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Great.
512
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:17,897
Hey, John.
513
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:19,545
Thank you for your
vote of confidence.
514
00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:21,525
And welcome to the
Investor's Center.
515
00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:22,673
Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
516
00:21:22,778 --> 00:21:24,095
Bye-bye.
517
00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:29,158
How'd you fucking do that?
518
00:21:29,159 --> 00:21:30,556
(MAN LAUGHS)
519
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,913
JORDAN: Just like that,
I made 2 grand.
520
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:36,813
The other guys looked at me
like I'd just discovered fire.
521
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,607
Great! Even better!
522
00:21:39,628 --> 00:21:41,712
I was selling garbage
to garbage men
523
00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,315
and making cash hand over fist.
524
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:46,070
The only problem you're gonna
have is that you didn't buy more.
525
00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:47,968
Boom shocka locka!
526
00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:50,012
So I was selling them shit.
(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
527
00:21:50,013 --> 00:21:53,516
But the way I looked at it, their
money was better off in my pocket.
528
00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:55,460
I knew how to spend it better.
529
00:21:55,811 --> 00:21:58,209
DONNIE: Excuse me.
Is that your car in the lot?
530
00:21:58,396 --> 00:21:59,713
JORDAN:
Yeah.
531
00:22:00,148 --> 00:22:01,750
- It's a nice ride.
- Thanks, man.
532
00:22:01,858 --> 00:22:03,005
Donnie Azoff.
533
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,151
Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
534
00:22:04,152 --> 00:22:05,513
- Nice to meet you.
- How you doing?
535
00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:07,404
You know, actually,
I see that car around.
536
00:22:07,405 --> 00:22:09,178
- I see it around a lot.
- Oh, yeah, where?
537
00:22:09,199 --> 00:22:11,075
I think we live in
the same building.
538
00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:12,243
- No shit?
- Yeah, yeah.
539
00:22:12,244 --> 00:22:14,062
- Twelfth floor?
- Yeah. What floor are you on?
540
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,246
Fourth floor.
541
00:22:15,247 --> 00:22:17,190
- I have two little kids. Ugly wife.
- Right.
542
00:22:17,249 --> 00:22:18,521
(LAUGHS)
543
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,189
What do you do, bro?
544
00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:23,192
What do you mean, what do I do?
545
00:22:23,213 --> 00:22:24,463
For work, what do you do?
546
00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:25,690
I'm a stockbroker.
547
00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:27,572
- Stockbroker?
- Yeah.
548
00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:29,240
Children's furniture.
549
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:30,594
Oh, good for you.
550
00:22:30,595 --> 00:22:32,038
It's all right.
551
00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:33,616
You make a lot of money?
552
00:22:35,058 --> 00:22:36,751
Yeah, I do all right for myself.
553
00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,085
I'm trying to put it together.
554
00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,562
You got your fucking nice car,
555
00:22:39,563 --> 00:22:41,105
we live in the same
building. I just...
556
00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:43,800
I'm not understanding...
How much money do you make?
557
00:22:45,485 --> 00:22:47,679
I don't know.
$70,000 last month.
558
00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,556
Get the fuck...
559
00:22:49,739 --> 00:22:51,386
Get the fuck out of here.
560
00:22:51,491 --> 00:22:52,763
No, I'm serious.
561
00:22:52,784 --> 00:22:54,056
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
562
00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:56,221
Seriously,
how much money do you make?
563
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,561
I told you. $70,000.
564
00:22:58,707 --> 00:23:01,230
Well, technically, $72,000.
565
00:23:01,293 --> 00:23:03,236
Last month. Something like that.
566
00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:06,297
You made 72 grand in one month?
567
00:23:06,298 --> 00:23:07,570
Yeah.
568
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,287
I'll tell you what.
569
00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:16,473
You show me a pay stub
for $72,000 on it,
570
00:23:16,474 --> 00:23:18,827
I quit my job right now
and I work for you.
571
00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,301
DONNIE:
Hey, Paulie, what's up?
572
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,717
No, yeah, yeah.
No, everything's fine.
573
00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:31,215
Hey, listen, I quit.
574
00:23:31,323 --> 00:23:33,175
JORDAN:
And he did quit his job.
575
00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:34,450
Which I thought was a little weird.
576
00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:36,224
I mean, I just met
this fucking guy.
577
00:23:36,411 --> 00:23:38,184
Don't fucking tell Susan.
It's none of her business.
578
00:23:38,204 --> 00:23:39,580
There were other
things about him, too.
579
00:23:39,581 --> 00:23:41,790
Like his phosphorescent
white teeth.
580
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,042
Wife! I gotta fucking
deal with your wife?
581
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,294
The fact that he wore horn rims
with clear lenses
582
00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:47,147
just to look more WASP-y.
583
00:23:47,339 --> 00:23:50,283
And then, there were these rumors.
584
00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:53,010
I heard some stupid shit.
I don't know.
585
00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:55,409
Fuck, I didn't even want
to bring it up. It's just...
586
00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:57,456
- it's stupid.
- Shit with me?
587
00:23:57,474 --> 00:23:59,683
You know, people say shit.
I don't even know.
588
00:23:59,684 --> 00:24:02,207
I don't even listen
to it half the time.
589
00:24:02,646 --> 00:24:03,872
What are they saying?
590
00:24:04,522 --> 00:24:07,358
Shit about you and your cousin
or something like that.
591
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,692
I don't even listen to it.
592
00:24:08,693 --> 00:24:11,342
Oh, bro, it's not like that.
593
00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:12,680
It's not like that.
594
00:24:12,864 --> 00:24:15,683
Like you married your cousin
or some stupid shit. No?
595
00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:17,660
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
596
00:24:17,661 --> 00:24:19,578
My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
597
00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:22,182
But it's not like what you think,
or whatever, you know.
598
00:24:22,290 --> 00:24:24,358
Is she like a first
cousin, or is she...
599
00:24:24,376 --> 00:24:25,542
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
600
00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:27,566
Her... Her father
601
00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:30,486
is the brother of my mom.
602
00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,199
It's not like, what... You know.
603
00:24:32,217 --> 00:24:33,534
Look, we grew up together.
604
00:24:33,635 --> 00:24:36,220
And she grew up hot, you know.
She fucking grew up hot.
605
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:38,055
And all my friends were
trying to fuck her, you know.
606
00:24:38,056 --> 00:24:39,749
And I'm not gonna let someone...
607
00:24:40,058 --> 00:24:41,725
You know, one of these
assholes fuck my cousin,
608
00:24:41,726 --> 00:24:43,811
so, you know, I used
the cousin thing
609
00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,289
as like an in with her.
610
00:24:45,313 --> 00:24:47,856
I'm not gonna let someone
else fuck my cousin.
611
00:24:47,857 --> 00:24:49,608
You know,
if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin,
612
00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,568
it's gonna be me, out of respect.
You know?
613
00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:52,736
No, I get it. Yeah.
614
00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:55,056
I mean, you're not afraid of
like the whole kid thing, right?
615
00:24:55,073 --> 00:24:56,323
- What? Having kids with her?
- Yeah.
616
00:24:56,324 --> 00:24:57,641
No. We have two kids.
617
00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,159
And they're... I mean...
618
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,829
I don't want to get personal,
but they're okay?
619
00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:04,024
No, they're not retarded
or anything like that.
620
00:25:04,082 --> 00:25:06,025
But there's a big
chance, right, if...
621
00:25:06,042 --> 00:25:08,419
Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
622
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:12,024
60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna
be fucking retarded or whatever.
623
00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:13,240
That'd scare the shit
out of me, buddy.
624
00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:15,634
Look, man, a lot of having a kid,
or whatever, takes risk,
625
00:25:15,635 --> 00:25:17,428
whether you're fucking
cousins or not.
626
00:25:17,429 --> 00:25:20,264
What if something
like that happened?
627
00:25:20,265 --> 00:25:21,932
Basically, you know,
if the kid was retarded,
628
00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:25,352
I would, you know,
drive it up to the country
629
00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:27,104
and just, like, you know,
open the door and say,
630
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,378
"You're free now."
You know, like, "Run free."
631
00:25:29,774 --> 00:25:30,875
You know?
632
00:25:35,572 --> 00:25:37,156
You're completely fucking with me.
633
00:25:37,157 --> 00:25:38,429
(LAUGHS)
634
00:25:39,951 --> 00:25:41,724
That's horrible.
You're not gonna...
635
00:25:41,745 --> 00:25:43,412
You look like you've... No.
636
00:25:43,413 --> 00:25:45,330
We would take it to,
like, an institution or somewhere
637
00:25:45,331 --> 00:25:46,582
that's handled to, like, you know,
638
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,230
raise the kid or whatever.
639
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:50,836
You know what? If you're
happy, God bless you, buddy.
640
00:25:50,837 --> 00:25:52,004
No, I'm not fucking happy.
641
00:25:52,005 --> 00:25:54,233
No one who's married
is fucking happy.
642
00:25:54,299 --> 00:25:55,901
Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, buddy.
643
00:25:56,176 --> 00:25:58,177
Listen, I'm really, you know...
644
00:25:58,178 --> 00:26:00,576
I'm really appreciative
for this fucking job.
645
00:26:00,638 --> 00:26:01,847
I'm really enjoying it.
646
00:26:01,848 --> 00:26:03,348
I'm really happy with
what you're doing.
647
00:26:03,349 --> 00:26:05,497
Actually, I got you
a little present.
648
00:26:05,769 --> 00:26:07,227
- You got me a present?
- I got you something.
649
00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:08,580
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
650
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:09,846
Yeah. It's in the back though.
651
00:26:10,648 --> 00:26:12,421
- What do you mean?
- You gotta go out back.
652
00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:14,802
Like it's wrapped up or something?
653
00:26:14,819 --> 00:26:16,361
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
654
00:26:16,362 --> 00:26:17,571
- I don't get it.
- Neither do I.
655
00:26:17,572 --> 00:26:19,140
Let's fucking go. Come on.
656
00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:21,325
Your turn.
657
00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:22,409
I'm not fucking doing this.
658
00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,557
You're out of your fucking mind.
659
00:26:23,578 --> 00:26:25,579
- Smoke this shit, bro.
- No.
660
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,664
No one's fucking here, bro.
661
00:26:27,665 --> 00:26:28,812
Get the fuck...
662
00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,667
Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
663
00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:31,835
I'm not fucking doing it.
664
00:26:31,836 --> 00:26:34,671
Smoke crack. Smoke some
fucking crack with me, bro.
665
00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:37,116
- One hit. One hit. That's it.
- Okay.
666
00:26:37,383 --> 00:26:39,110
Fucking nut job.
667
00:26:52,232 --> 00:26:53,584
(MOANS)
668
00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,892
Wow!
669
00:27:03,034 --> 00:27:04,852
(LAUGHING)
670
00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:06,645
Wow.
671
00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,693
Let's go run, huh?
672
00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:13,899
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
673
00:27:14,212 --> 00:27:16,713
We gotta get out of here.
Let's go fucking run.
674
00:27:16,714 --> 00:27:20,284
Let's run like we're fucking lions
and tigers and bears!
675
00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:22,824
Let's run! Let's fucking run!
676
00:27:23,138 --> 00:27:24,956
Let's fucking run! Go!
677
00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:26,390
Go, go, go, go!
678
00:27:26,391 --> 00:27:27,617
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
679
00:27:27,725 --> 00:27:29,852
MAN: You've reached
Frank's Best Auto Body.
680
00:27:29,853 --> 00:27:31,395
We're closed right now.
681
00:27:31,396 --> 00:27:33,498
So please leave us a message.
682
00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:35,274
JORDAN:
Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
683
00:27:35,275 --> 00:27:38,735
My partner and I are very interested
in renting out your garage.
684
00:27:38,736 --> 00:27:41,321
Donnie and I were
going out on our own.
685
00:27:41,322 --> 00:27:43,740
And the first thing
we needed was brokers.
686
00:27:43,741 --> 00:27:45,742
Guys with sales experience.
687
00:27:45,743 --> 00:27:47,744
So I recruited some
of my hometown boys.
688
00:27:47,745 --> 00:27:49,788
Sea Otter, who sold meat
689
00:27:49,789 --> 00:27:50,998
and weed.
690
00:27:50,999 --> 00:27:53,292
Chester, who sold tires
691
00:27:53,293 --> 00:27:54,459
and weed.
692
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,404
And Robbie, who sold anything
he could get his hands on.
693
00:27:57,505 --> 00:27:58,777
Mostly weed.
694
00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,405
Can you bring me some ketchup?
Okay?
695
00:28:01,718 --> 00:28:02,885
This is Brad.
696
00:28:02,886 --> 00:28:04,636
And Brad's the guy
I really wanted.
697
00:28:04,637 --> 00:28:05,971
But he didn't go along with us.
698
00:28:05,972 --> 00:28:08,599
He was already making so much
money selling Quaaludes,
699
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,435
he'd become the Quaalude king
of Bayside.
700
00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:12,603
Getting any pussy
with that thing or what?
701
00:28:12,604 --> 00:28:13,645
Yeah, man, of course.
702
00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,606
Bring some of them chicks
around here sometime, huh?
703
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:16,982
Let 'em watch.
704
00:28:16,983 --> 00:28:18,926
Let 'em watch.
Know what I mean?
705
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:23,014
Hey, Zip! You tell your sister
I was asking about her.
706
00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:26,260
Why don't you bring me a pair of her
panties next time you come through.
707
00:28:26,451 --> 00:28:29,179
Yeah, man. She said she don't
want to talk to you anymore, man.
708
00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:30,610
BRAD:
Get the fuck out of here.
709
00:28:31,789 --> 00:28:33,732
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
710
00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:35,818
Ma!
711
00:28:36,377 --> 00:28:38,479
JORDAN: You listening?
It's easier than you think.
712
00:28:38,504 --> 00:28:39,963
Every person you're
on the phone with,
713
00:28:39,964 --> 00:28:42,591
they want to get rich
and they want to get rich quickly.
714
00:28:42,592 --> 00:28:43,800
They all want something
for nothing.
715
00:28:43,801 --> 00:28:46,386
There was this one time that I was
selling pot to this Amish dude.
716
00:28:46,387 --> 00:28:47,846
You know those guys
who got like the beard
717
00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:49,995
with like no mustache
or some bullshit?
718
00:28:50,475 --> 00:28:53,920
Well, he says that he only
wants to make furniture.
719
00:28:54,479 --> 00:28:55,520
I don't understand.
720
00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:56,793
CHESTER: What's that
got to do with anything?
721
00:28:56,856 --> 00:28:58,754
What the fuck are
you talking about?
722
00:28:58,983 --> 00:29:00,692
I'm not putting words
in your mouth or nothing,
723
00:29:00,693 --> 00:29:03,922
but you just said that
everybody wants to get rich.
724
00:29:03,988 --> 00:29:06,466
Holy fuck, you did
just say that.
725
00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,825
What the fuck are
you talking about?
726
00:29:08,826 --> 00:29:09,993
OTTER:
Yeah, like Buddhists.
727
00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:11,036
They don't give a
shit about money.
728
00:29:11,037 --> 00:29:13,121
They're wrapped in sheets.
They're not buying shit.
729
00:29:13,122 --> 00:29:14,957
I'm not talking about
Buddhists or Amish.
730
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:16,416
I'm talking about normal people,
731
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:17,793
working-class, everyday people.
732
00:29:17,794 --> 00:29:19,795
Everyone wants to
get rich. Am I crazy?
733
00:29:19,796 --> 00:29:21,171
There's no such thing
as an Amish Buddhist.
734
00:29:21,172 --> 00:29:23,115
- I'm pretty fucking sure.
- There could be.
735
00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:25,467
Can we get some ketchup, please?
736
00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:26,927
Do you guys not
want to make money?
737
00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:28,720
ALL:
I want to make some money.
738
00:29:28,721 --> 00:29:30,138
I want to make some
fucking money, okay.
739
00:29:30,139 --> 00:29:31,456
I can sell anything.
740
00:29:31,516 --> 00:29:33,517
Shit, I can sell ludes
to a convent full of nuns,
741
00:29:33,518 --> 00:29:35,518
and get them so horny
they'd be fucking each other.
742
00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:37,459
That's the attitude.
You can sell anything?
743
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,147
Sell me this fucking
pen right here.
744
00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:40,899
You can sell anything.
Sell that. Go ahead.
745
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,172
Sell me the pen.
746
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,962
Can I finish eating first?
I haven't eaten today.
747
00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:47,427
Brad, show them how
it's done. Boom.
748
00:29:47,448 --> 00:29:48,970
Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
749
00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,617
You want me to sell
this fucking pen?
750
00:29:50,618 --> 00:29:52,971
That's my boy right there.
Can fucking sell anything.
751
00:29:53,121 --> 00:29:54,204
Why don't you do me a favor.
752
00:29:54,205 --> 00:29:55,885
Write your name down
on that napkin for me.
753
00:29:55,957 --> 00:29:57,082
I don't have a pen.
754
00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:59,151
Exactly. Supply and
demand, my friend.
755
00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:00,294
Holy shit.
756
00:30:00,295 --> 00:30:01,586
See what I'm saying?
He's creating urgency.
757
00:30:01,587 --> 00:30:03,005
Get them to want to buy the stock.
758
00:30:03,006 --> 00:30:04,881
Convince them it's something
they need, you know what I mean?
759
00:30:04,882 --> 00:30:06,234
And that's the thing.
760
00:30:06,384 --> 00:30:07,986
All nuns are lesbians.
761
00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,845
What the fuck are you
talking about, Otter?
762
00:30:09,846 --> 00:30:11,471
OTTER: Think about it.
They can't keep a dude
763
00:30:11,472 --> 00:30:12,723
so they're gonna start
fucking chicks.
764
00:30:12,724 --> 00:30:14,997
Four fucking times,
Kimmie! Four times.
765
00:30:15,018 --> 00:30:16,476
- NICKY: He's not with us.
- ROBBIE: Friggin' Rambo.
766
00:30:16,477 --> 00:30:17,920
Now she runs.
767
00:30:17,937 --> 00:30:20,881
JORDAN: But look. I knew these
guys weren't like Harvard MBAs.
768
00:30:20,898 --> 00:30:22,566
Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
769
00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:24,860
took five years to
finish high school.
770
00:30:24,861 --> 00:30:26,695
Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
771
00:30:26,696 --> 00:30:27,888
didn't even graduate.
772
00:30:28,031 --> 00:30:30,073
Chester Ming, the
depraved Chinaman,
773
00:30:30,074 --> 00:30:32,222
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
774
00:30:32,327 --> 00:30:34,745
Smartest of the bunch
was Nicky Koskoff.
775
00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:36,496
He actually went to law school.
776
00:30:36,497 --> 00:30:40,022
I called him Rugrat because of
his piece of shit hairpiece.
777
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,920
Still, give them to me young,
hungry and stupid
778
00:30:43,921 --> 00:30:47,070
and in no time,
I'll make them rich.
779
00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:50,490
TERESA:
Oh, my God.
780
00:30:50,678 --> 00:30:51,870
Jordan, that...
781
00:30:52,096 --> 00:30:53,263
You like it, baby?
782
00:30:53,264 --> 00:30:55,116
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
783
00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:57,601
They're not the biggest stones
in the world,
784
00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:59,579
but I promise they're
really high quality.
785
00:30:59,687 --> 00:31:00,834
It's beautiful.
786
00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:02,916
They're so beautiful.
787
00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:04,630
Oh, boy.
788
00:31:05,026 --> 00:31:06,109
What?
789
00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,695
I know that look.
What is it? Go ahead.
790
00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:10,423
I don't know, it's...
You know...
791
00:31:10,948 --> 00:31:13,346
These stocks...
These companies...
792
00:31:13,785 --> 00:31:15,452
They're like crappy companies.
793
00:31:15,453 --> 00:31:16,850
- Well, yeah.
- Okay.
794
00:31:16,871 --> 00:31:18,314
Yeah, they're terrible.
795
00:31:19,082 --> 00:31:20,457
Don't worry about it. I told you,
796
00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:21,858
what I'm doing is completely legal.
797
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:22,959
Yeah, I know.
798
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,233
But they're not gonna make
anyone money though, right?
799
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:28,090
Well, sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.
800
00:31:28,091 --> 00:31:29,568
You know how it goes.
801
00:31:29,717 --> 00:31:32,219
Wouldn't you feel better if you
sold that stuff to rich people
802
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,573
who can, like,
afford to lose all that money?
803
00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:37,579
Of course.
804
00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:40,707
But rich people don't
buy penny stocks.
805
00:31:41,187 --> 00:31:42,664
They just don't.
806
00:31:42,939 --> 00:31:44,291
Why not?
807
00:31:46,192 --> 00:31:48,151
JORDAN:
Because they're too smart,
808
00:31:48,152 --> 00:31:49,504
that's why not.
809
00:31:49,529 --> 00:31:52,531
I mean, what person with
a college education
810
00:31:52,532 --> 00:31:53,907
would trust this
bunch of jerk-offs?
811
00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:55,158
Hang up the phone.
Tell him you'll call him back.
812
00:31:55,159 --> 00:31:56,326
I got 5 fucking grand
on the phone right now!
813
00:31:56,327 --> 00:31:57,577
Hey!
814
00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:00,622
But what if they didn't sound
like a bunch of jerk-offs?
815
00:32:00,623 --> 00:32:03,943
What if I could teach them
how to sell to people with money?
816
00:32:04,001 --> 00:32:05,523
Real money.
817
00:32:06,087 --> 00:32:08,030
So I decided to
reinvent the company.
818
00:32:08,256 --> 00:32:10,450
Gentlemen, welcome
819
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:13,362
to Stratton Oakmont.
820
00:32:13,594 --> 00:32:15,287
You schnooks will now be targeting
821
00:32:15,304 --> 00:32:18,499
the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
822
00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:20,626
We're talking about whales here.
823
00:32:20,768 --> 00:32:22,620
Moby fucking Dicks.
824
00:32:22,645 --> 00:32:26,857
And with this script,
which is now your new harpoon,
825
00:32:26,858 --> 00:32:29,067
I'm gonna teach
each and every one of you
826
00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:31,796
to be Captain fucking Ahab.
827
00:32:32,029 --> 00:32:33,551
Get it? Huh?
828
00:32:33,573 --> 00:32:34,799
Captain who?
829
00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,468
Captain Ahab.
From the fucking...
830
00:32:38,202 --> 00:32:40,145
The book, motherfucker.
From the book.
831
00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:42,205
Turn your fucking brain on.
832
00:32:42,206 --> 00:32:43,623
- Fuck you.
- Jesus fuck, Robbie.
833
00:32:43,624 --> 00:32:46,694
JORDAN: Listen to me. We're a
new company with a new name.
834
00:32:46,711 --> 00:32:49,781
A company that our
clients can believe in.
835
00:32:50,131 --> 00:32:52,859
A company that our
clients can trust.
836
00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:57,637
A firm whose roots are
so deeply embedded into Wall Street
837
00:32:57,638 --> 00:33:01,141
that our very founders sailed over
on the Mayflower
838
00:33:01,142 --> 00:33:03,040
and chiseled the name
Stratton Oakmont
839
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,458
right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
840
00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:07,165
You got it?
(ALL CHUCKLING)
841
00:33:07,231 --> 00:33:09,065
What we're gonna do is this.
842
00:33:09,066 --> 00:33:12,360
First we pitch 'em
Disney, AT&T, IBM,
843
00:33:12,361 --> 00:33:14,321
blue chip stocks exclusively.
844
00:33:14,322 --> 00:33:16,595
Companies these people know.
845
00:33:16,741 --> 00:33:20,687
Once we've suckered them in,
we unload the dog shit.
846
00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:22,871
The pink sheets, the penny stocks,
847
00:33:22,872 --> 00:33:24,519
where we make the money.
848
00:33:24,624 --> 00:33:26,726
- 50% commission, baby.
- Ooh.
849
00:33:26,959 --> 00:33:29,836
Now the key to making money
in a situation like this
850
00:33:29,837 --> 00:33:32,941
is to position yourself now
before the settlement.
851
00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:35,926
Because by the time you read about
it in The Wall Street Journal,
852
00:33:35,927 --> 00:33:37,870
it's already too late.
853
00:33:38,554 --> 00:33:40,096
Then you wait.
854
00:33:40,097 --> 00:33:41,264
You wait.
855
00:33:41,265 --> 00:33:43,959
And whoever speaks first loses.
856
00:33:45,895 --> 00:33:47,212
CLIENT:
Sorry, uh...
857
00:33:47,271 --> 00:33:48,793
I appreciate the call.
858
00:33:48,814 --> 00:33:51,233
I really have to give
this some thought
859
00:33:51,234 --> 00:33:53,068
and talk to my wife about it.
860
00:33:53,069 --> 00:33:54,261
Can I call you back?
861
00:33:54,445 --> 00:33:55,862
They don't know, right?
They gotta think about it,
862
00:33:55,863 --> 00:33:58,281
they gotta talk to their fucking
wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
863
00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:00,200
Point is, it doesn't matter
what the fuck they say.
864
00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:03,787
The only real objection that they have
is that they don't trust you guys.
865
00:34:03,788 --> 00:34:05,497
And why should they trust you?
I mean, look at you.
866
00:34:05,498 --> 00:34:07,225
You're a bunch of fucking
sleazy salesmen, right?
867
00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:08,416
(ALL LAUGHING)
868
00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,085
So, what do you say?
869
00:34:10,086 --> 00:34:13,338
You mean to tell me that if I put
you in at Union Carbide at 7
870
00:34:13,339 --> 00:34:14,861
and took you out at 32...
871
00:34:14,924 --> 00:34:17,509
Texas Instruments at 11
and took you out at 47...
872
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:20,178
U.S. Steel at 16,
took you out at 41...
873
00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:21,805
You wouldn't be saying
to me right now, "Chester,"
874
00:34:21,806 --> 00:34:23,682
"pick me up a few thousand
shares of Disney"
875
00:34:23,683 --> 00:34:25,410
"on the spot, right now.
Come on."
876
00:34:25,851 --> 00:34:27,310
Honestly, Kevin? Honestly?
Seriously?
877
00:34:27,311 --> 00:34:28,728
I don't know you.
878
00:34:28,729 --> 00:34:31,082
You cold-called me.
You're a total stranger.
879
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,274
I am in complete
agreement with you.
880
00:34:32,275 --> 00:34:34,048
You don't know me,
I don't know you.
881
00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:35,277
Let me introduce myself to you.
882
00:34:35,278 --> 00:34:36,736
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
883
00:34:36,737 --> 00:34:38,180
- Robbie Feinberg.
- Chester Ming.
884
00:34:38,197 --> 00:34:40,073
I'm Senior Vice President
at Stratton Oakmont...
885
00:34:40,074 --> 00:34:41,575
and I plan on being one of the...
886
00:34:41,576 --> 00:34:43,952
top brokers in my firm next year.
887
00:34:43,953 --> 00:34:45,993
And I'm not gonna get there
by being wrong, Stanley.
888
00:34:46,038 --> 00:34:48,039
I do wanna say that
you sound like a...
889
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,874
You sound like a
pretty sincere guy.
890
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,042
(LAUGHING)
OTTER: It's not gonna make you rich
891
00:34:51,043 --> 00:34:52,168
and it's not gonna make you poor.
892
00:34:52,169 --> 00:34:54,738
But what this trade
will do is serve as...
893
00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:57,108
a benchmark
for future business, Kevin.
894
00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,009
You feel comfortable
with me now, Scotty?
895
00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,343
And then you'll know for sure
896
00:35:00,344 --> 00:35:02,512
that you finally found
a broker on Wall Street
897
00:35:02,513 --> 00:35:04,139
that you can trust,
898
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:07,835
and who can consistently
make you money.
899
00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:09,336
Sound fair enough?
900
00:35:09,437 --> 00:35:11,130
(MOUTHING)
901
00:35:11,355 --> 00:35:13,332
You know what... Yeah.
902
00:35:14,108 --> 00:35:15,960
I gotta say,
I'm pretty impressed.
903
00:35:17,737 --> 00:35:19,112
What are you thinking?
904
00:35:19,113 --> 00:35:20,214
Kevin.
905
00:35:20,781 --> 00:35:22,741
You give me one shot here
906
00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:25,452
on a blue chip stock like Kodak,
907
00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:27,704
and believe me, Kevin,
908
00:35:27,705 --> 00:35:30,332
the only problem
you're gonna have
909
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,856
is that you didn't buy more.
910
00:35:32,918 --> 00:35:34,486
Sound fair enough?
911
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,072
Shit. My...
912
00:35:39,216 --> 00:35:40,488
Uh...
(CHUCKLES)
913
00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:42,612
My wife might divorce me, but...
914
00:35:42,637 --> 00:35:43,829
Yeah, let's do it.
915
00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:45,330
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY)
916
00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:46,931
Excellent choice, Kevin.
917
00:35:46,932 --> 00:35:48,830
How much do you
want to go for this time?
918
00:35:48,934 --> 00:35:50,894
Let's do 5... $5,000.
919
00:35:50,895 --> 00:35:52,145
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
920
00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:53,589
All right. Let's do 10.
921
00:35:53,731 --> 00:35:54,898
- Ten.
- You want to do that?
922
00:35:54,899 --> 00:35:55,982
Excellent choice!
923
00:35:55,983 --> 00:35:57,484
Kevin, let me lock in
that trade right now
924
00:35:57,485 --> 00:35:58,777
and get back to you
in a few minutes
925
00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:00,236
with an exact
confirmation, Kevin.
926
00:36:00,237 --> 00:36:02,906
And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
927
00:36:02,907 --> 00:36:05,180
Thanks, man.
I'm gonna have a beer.
928
00:36:05,242 --> 00:36:06,409
This is fun.
929
00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:07,682
Take it easy, Kev.
930
00:36:07,745 --> 00:36:09,688
Hey, thanks, Jordan.
Thanks a...
931
00:36:10,373 --> 00:36:12,396
Fuck that motherfucker!
932
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,352
That's what I'm talking about!
933
00:36:17,713 --> 00:36:19,110
What a fucking idiot.
934
00:36:19,256 --> 00:36:22,656
The one thing I know about
in this world is airlines.
935
00:36:22,885 --> 00:36:26,114
And Cuchon Airlines
is the future of airlines.
936
00:36:26,138 --> 00:36:27,330
Get in now or...
937
00:36:27,431 --> 00:36:29,099
- I'm Nicky Koskoff...
- Chester Ming...
938
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,392
BOTH:
and I'm a Senior Vice President
939
00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:31,710
with Stratton Oakmont.
940
00:36:32,395 --> 00:36:35,965
Judy, I am so, so, so
sorry for your loss.
941
00:36:36,273 --> 00:36:37,482
When did he pass?
942
00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:38,566
Just say I'm wrong, right.
943
00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:39,693
And the stock goes down
a couple points...
944
00:36:39,694 --> 00:36:41,277
and it makes you,
in the words of my grandfather,
945
00:36:41,278 --> 00:36:44,155
God rest his soul,
"A shit ton of money."
946
00:36:44,156 --> 00:36:45,365
It's like getting in
on fucking sunlight
947
00:36:45,366 --> 00:36:47,013
before there was fucking sunlight.
You understand?
948
00:36:47,118 --> 00:36:48,910
MAN:
Can we do 8,000 shares?
949
00:36:48,911 --> 00:36:50,479
MAN 2:
Okay, 25,000.
950
00:36:52,248 --> 00:36:53,581
That's a very intelligent decision.
951
00:36:53,582 --> 00:36:55,342
I'm gonna transfer you
to my sales associate.
952
00:36:56,127 --> 00:36:57,228
Rhonda!
953
00:36:57,878 --> 00:36:59,254
- Rhonda!
- ...put you through to Andrea.
954
00:36:59,255 --> 00:37:01,073
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
955
00:37:02,591 --> 00:37:04,568
(BELL RINGING)
956
00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:08,805
Everybody have a good week?
957
00:37:08,806 --> 00:37:09,998
ALL:
Yeah!
958
00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:12,475
The end of the month.
959
00:37:12,476 --> 00:37:16,146
$28.7 million in gross commissions,
960
00:37:16,147 --> 00:37:18,966
all from pink sheet stock, boys!
961
00:37:20,609 --> 00:37:23,695
And to celebrate with our
weekly act of debauchery,
962
00:37:23,696 --> 00:37:25,530
I have offered our
lovely sales assistant,
963
00:37:25,531 --> 00:37:27,532
Danielle Harrison, here,
964
00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:31,327
$10,000 to shave her fucking head!
965
00:37:31,328 --> 00:37:32,554
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
966
00:37:32,621 --> 00:37:33,722
(LAUGHING)
967
00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:36,108
NICKY:
Yeah, you want this?
968
00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,268
You want this?
969
00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:39,778
Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
970
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,172
NICKY:
Let the scalping begin!
971
00:37:42,173 --> 00:37:45,322
(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)
972
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,286
ALL:
Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
973
00:37:49,138 --> 00:37:51,431
JORDAN: FYI, boys,
Danielle has promised
974
00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:54,476
to use this $10,000
for breast implants!
975
00:37:54,477 --> 00:37:55,894
She's already got C cups,
976
00:37:55,895 --> 00:37:57,997
but now she wants
fucking double D's!
977
00:37:58,063 --> 00:38:00,712
Is this a great fucking
company or what?
978
00:38:03,068 --> 00:38:06,047
Is this the greatest company
in the world?
979
00:38:09,074 --> 00:38:10,471
Donnie!
980
00:38:10,534 --> 00:38:13,979
Blow the roof off
this motherfucker!
981
00:38:17,124 --> 00:38:19,226
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
982
00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:44,255
- Champagne?
- Whoo!
983
00:38:48,113 --> 00:38:50,636
Send in the stripees!
984
00:38:50,950 --> 00:38:52,677
(ALL CHEERING)
985
00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:26,043
Mine!
986
00:39:31,031 --> 00:39:32,383
(YELLING)
987
00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:44,752
JORDAN: Word about us
spread throughout Wall Street.
988
00:39:44,753 --> 00:39:46,730
Even the places I
didn't want it to.
989
00:39:56,265 --> 00:39:58,808
It wasn't long before
Forbes magazine,
990
00:39:58,809 --> 00:40:01,644
the flagship of Wall Street,
called to do a profile on me.
991
00:40:01,645 --> 00:40:05,064
Let me ask you, how do you see
the future for Stratton Oakmont?
992
00:40:05,065 --> 00:40:06,337
One word?
993
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:10,133
(EXHALES)
Diversification.
994
00:40:10,821 --> 00:40:12,196
Sounds good. Thank you so much.
I have more than enough.
995
00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:13,281
- I appreciate your time.
- Fantastic.
996
00:40:13,282 --> 00:40:14,383
Can we get a quick picture?
997
00:40:14,742 --> 00:40:15,825
(CAMERA CLICKS)
998
00:40:15,826 --> 00:40:18,930
JORDAN:
A total fucking hatchet job.
999
00:40:18,996 --> 00:40:21,144
This conniving little twat!
Look at this!
1000
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:24,143
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
they call me. Look.
1001
00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:25,315
Your hair looks good.
1002
00:40:25,336 --> 00:40:26,878
- Well, my hair looks good.
- Yeah.
1003
00:40:26,879 --> 00:40:28,338
"Jordan Belfort,"
1004
00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:30,924
"sounding like a kind
of twisted Robin Hood"
1005
00:40:30,925 --> 00:40:33,653
"who takes from the rich
and gives to himself"
1006
00:40:33,677 --> 00:40:35,511
"and his merry little
band of brokers."
1007
00:40:35,512 --> 00:40:36,989
- Read that. Read it.
- Listen.
1008
00:40:37,181 --> 00:40:40,892
There is no such thing as
bad publicity, sweetheart.
1009
00:40:40,893 --> 00:40:42,336
Read the article, babe.
1010
00:40:42,561 --> 00:40:45,039
Jordan, you look great!
You're in a huge magazine.
1011
00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,416
Big fucking deal I look great.
1012
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,757
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1013
00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:49,317
MAN: Mr. Belfort!
Can you look at my resume, please?
1014
00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,341
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
1015
00:40:53,614 --> 00:40:55,216
Calm the fuck down!
1016
00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:57,096
What the hell's all this?
1017
00:40:57,201 --> 00:41:00,020
It's the Forbes article.
They all want to work for you now.
1018
00:41:00,037 --> 00:41:01,204
Hey! What did I say?
1019
00:41:01,205 --> 00:41:02,522
I'm just trying to be nice.
1020
00:41:02,748 --> 00:41:05,442
Hey, you want a job,
you talk to me!
1021
00:41:05,709 --> 00:41:06,810
- Mr. Belfort!
- Give me one minute.
1022
00:41:06,877 --> 00:41:09,526
JORDAN:
Forbes made me a superstar.
1023
00:41:10,631 --> 00:41:15,578
Every day, dozens of money-crazed
kids beat a path to my door.
1024
00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:19,555
If we hired 'em, they dropped
straight out of college overnight
1025
00:41:19,556 --> 00:41:21,265
and spent whatever
allowance they had
1026
00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:23,768
on a new suit from
our Stratton tailor.
1027
00:41:23,769 --> 00:41:25,416
Are you fucking serious right now?
1028
00:41:25,813 --> 00:41:29,588
I mean, we were literally putting
clothes on these kids' backs.
1029
00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:32,211
And here comes this jerk-off
sniffing around.
1030
00:41:32,736 --> 00:41:35,905
But, you know, every time
someone rises up in this world,
1031
00:41:35,906 --> 00:41:39,385
there's always gonna be some
asshole trying to drag him down.
1032
00:41:40,661 --> 00:41:42,889
Within months,
we doubled in size,
1033
00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:44,731
moved to even bigger offices.
1034
00:41:45,082 --> 00:41:46,775
(GRUNTING)
1035
00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:48,269
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1036
00:41:52,047 --> 00:41:53,399
It was a madhouse.
1037
00:41:53,757 --> 00:41:55,029
A greed-fest,
1038
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:59,030
with equal parts cocaine,
testosterone, and body fluids.
1039
00:41:59,388 --> 00:42:00,614
(SCREAMING)
Yes!
1040
00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:05,226
It got so bad, I had to declare
the office a fuck-free zone
1041
00:42:05,227 --> 00:42:07,204
between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
1042
00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,939
But I'm telling you,
even that didn't help.
1043
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:13,109
Actually, the madness started
on our very first day,
1044
00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:14,652
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
1045
00:42:14,653 --> 00:42:16,863
christened the elevator
by getting a blowjob
1046
00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:18,448
from a sales assistant.
1047
00:42:18,449 --> 00:42:20,450
Her name was Pam,
and to her credit,
1048
00:42:20,451 --> 00:42:22,785
she did have this
amazing technique,
1049
00:42:22,786 --> 00:42:25,560
with this wild twist
and jerk motion.
1050
00:42:25,664 --> 00:42:27,081
About a month later,
1051
00:42:27,082 --> 00:42:29,083
Donnie and I decided
to double-team her
1052
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:30,334
on a Saturday afternoon
1053
00:42:30,335 --> 00:42:33,188
while our wives were out shopping
for Christmas dresses.
1054
00:42:33,464 --> 00:42:34,839
Eventually,
Ben married her,
1055
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,383
which was pretty amazing
considering she blew
1056
00:42:37,384 --> 00:42:39,782
every single guy in the office.
1057
00:42:39,928 --> 00:42:43,123
Then he got depressed and killed
himself three years later.
1058
00:42:43,265 --> 00:42:47,643
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max,
to maintain order as the Enforcer.
1059
00:42:47,644 --> 00:42:49,746
Stratton's very own Gestapo.
1060
00:42:51,148 --> 00:42:54,275
We called him Mad Max
because of his hair-trigger temper,
1061
00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:55,735
which could be set
off by something
1062
00:42:55,736 --> 00:42:57,737
as innocuous as a
ringing telephone.
1063
00:42:57,738 --> 00:42:59,090
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1064
00:42:59,364 --> 00:43:02,075
Who the fuck has
the goddamn gall
1065
00:43:02,076 --> 00:43:04,804
to call this house
on a Tuesday night?
1066
00:43:04,953 --> 00:43:07,038
God damn it!
1067
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:08,164
You're gonna miss it!
1068
00:43:08,165 --> 00:43:10,083
Ooh, please, tell me
something I don't know.
1069
00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:12,919
I wait all week for
the fucking Equalizer
1070
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,296
and they have to fucking...
Hello.
1071
00:43:15,297 --> 00:43:17,090
JORDAN: But as soon as
he picked up the phone...
1072
00:43:17,091 --> 00:43:18,488
Gene. How are you, Gene?
1073
00:43:18,509 --> 00:43:20,510
He'd affect this weird
British accent.
1074
00:43:20,511 --> 00:43:22,363
Right-o, Gene,
that'd be great.
1075
00:43:22,846 --> 00:43:24,097
Cheerio.
1076
00:43:24,098 --> 00:43:25,181
It was absolutely bizarre.
1077
00:43:25,182 --> 00:43:26,849
The fucking halfwit!
1078
00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:27,975
- He'd hang up...
- You missed it!
1079
00:43:27,976 --> 00:43:29,999
And then he's Mad
Max all over again.
1080
00:43:30,354 --> 00:43:31,455
Damn it!
1081
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,378
All right, tell me what happened.
What happened?
1082
00:43:33,816 --> 00:43:35,942
Well, he discovered it
was the mother's sister.
1083
00:43:35,943 --> 00:43:37,443
Who's he? Who?
Tell me who...
1084
00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:39,112
The main guy.
You know who the main...
1085
00:43:39,113 --> 00:43:40,279
The main guy...
1086
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,724
it was his mother's sister.
She showed up dead.
1087
00:43:42,866 --> 00:43:44,033
(LAUGHING)
1088
00:43:44,034 --> 00:43:45,701
JORDAN: Of course,
Mad Max didn't have to know
1089
00:43:45,702 --> 00:43:47,520
everything we were
doing at Stratton.
1090
00:43:47,621 --> 00:43:49,644
And then there's a
big target and we...
1091
00:43:49,748 --> 00:43:51,646
They get launched at the target.
They stick.
1092
00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:53,876
NICKY: There's a bull's-eye
and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
1093
00:43:53,877 --> 00:43:55,044
Whoever gets closer
to the dollar sign...
1094
00:43:55,045 --> 00:43:56,087
gets the most points.
1095
00:43:56,088 --> 00:43:58,381
I'm gonna throw the shit out
of this little fucking thing.
1096
00:43:58,382 --> 00:44:00,383
So if it gets hurt, what happens?
1097
00:44:00,384 --> 00:44:01,717
'Cause we're gonna
get fucking nuts.
1098
00:44:01,718 --> 00:44:03,052
I don't think he's gonna get hurt.
They're like...
1099
00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:04,929
They got like superhuman strength.
1100
00:44:04,930 --> 00:44:06,222
I think he's gonna be fine.
1101
00:44:06,223 --> 00:44:08,224
You can't look him
right in the eyes.
1102
00:44:08,225 --> 00:44:09,475
You can't look him in the eye?
1103
00:44:09,476 --> 00:44:11,249
That's a fact.
I saw it on PBS.
1104
00:44:11,311 --> 00:44:13,187
They get confused
and their wires get crossed.
1105
00:44:13,188 --> 00:44:14,814
You gotta look at their chin.
1106
00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:15,940
Like it looks like
I'm looking at you
1107
00:44:15,941 --> 00:44:17,024
but I'm looking at your chin.
1108
00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:19,235
I feel like you're addressing me
right now, but you're not, are you?
1109
00:44:19,236 --> 00:44:21,237
They're like the Mona Lisa.
They find eye contact,
1110
00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:22,885
like, wherever you are
standing in the room.
1111
00:44:22,948 --> 00:44:24,174
And they lock in.
1112
00:44:24,283 --> 00:44:26,723
JORDAN: No, but there is a limit
to what we can do with them?
1113
00:44:26,952 --> 00:44:28,077
We're allowed to
throw shit at 'em.
1114
00:44:28,078 --> 00:44:29,579
We're allowed to
throw food? Bananas.
1115
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,080
Any food. Correct.
1116
00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,248
But, for example,
what I wouldn't do is
1117
00:44:32,249 --> 00:44:34,083
maybe like tell him
to pull his cock out
1118
00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:35,857
and like get some of the girls to,
you know,
1119
00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:37,044
fondle him and shit like that.
1120
00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:38,129
That would be...
That's unacceptable?
1121
00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:39,213
Let's keep that in
our back pocket.
1122
00:44:39,214 --> 00:44:41,299
This guy is more about
throwing at the dartboard.
1123
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,401
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
1124
00:44:42,426 --> 00:44:43,843
The thing is, this
is their gift, okay.
1125
00:44:43,844 --> 00:44:45,970
They're built to be thrown
like a lawn dart.
1126
00:44:45,971 --> 00:44:47,263
They're top heavy
like a lawn dart.
1127
00:44:47,264 --> 00:44:48,347
So they're built for accuracy.
1128
00:44:48,348 --> 00:44:50,371
Oh, my God. Can we
bowl with this guy?
1129
00:44:50,434 --> 00:44:51,559
That's his fucking brother, Rob.
1130
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,977
His brother's the bowling ball.
1131
00:44:52,978 --> 00:44:54,770
The brother,
you put a skateboard on him,
1132
00:44:54,771 --> 00:44:56,105
you strap him to a skateboard,
1133
00:44:56,106 --> 00:44:57,607
you toss him down an
alley at some pins.
1134
00:44:57,608 --> 00:44:59,317
- No shit. That's interesting.
- Swear to fucking God.
1135
00:44:59,318 --> 00:45:01,402
- Can we get that guy?
- Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
1136
00:45:01,403 --> 00:45:03,571
But it says here this guy
will show his cock. Yeah.
1137
00:45:03,572 --> 00:45:04,906
- Instead of growing up. Yeah.
- He will?
1138
00:45:04,907 --> 00:45:06,282
They are very ornery by the way,
1139
00:45:06,283 --> 00:45:07,783
so you gotta be very careful
with these little guys.
1140
00:45:07,784 --> 00:45:08,868
Safety first.
1141
00:45:08,869 --> 00:45:10,036
Safety is first, all right?
1142
00:45:10,037 --> 00:45:11,954
I want somebody with
a fucking tranquilizer gun
1143
00:45:11,955 --> 00:45:13,706
ready to knock this fucker out.
1144
00:45:13,707 --> 00:45:15,958
- Do we want to get like a...
- Mace. Taser guns.
1145
00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:17,043
A pellet gun maybe?
1146
00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:18,252
No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
1147
00:45:18,253 --> 00:45:19,733
I just want him out.
Knocked out cold.
1148
00:45:19,755 --> 00:45:22,358
But I say we stick with
the loophole. Right? Okay?
1149
00:45:22,507 --> 00:45:24,300
If we don't consider him a human,
1150
00:45:24,301 --> 00:45:26,552
we just consider it an act,
I think we're in the clear.
1151
00:45:26,553 --> 00:45:27,678
Like The Flying Wallendas.
1152
00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:29,722
You know, a lot of those guys died
but they never sued anybody.
1153
00:45:29,723 --> 00:45:31,557
The important thing
you guys gotta keep in mind
1154
00:45:31,558 --> 00:45:33,501
is that these things gossip.
1155
00:45:33,518 --> 00:45:35,144
They get together and they gossip.
1156
00:45:35,145 --> 00:45:36,646
- That's a good point.
- And the last thing
1157
00:45:36,647 --> 00:45:38,898
that we need is them
getting together and saying,
1158
00:45:38,899 --> 00:45:40,566
"Oh, they made fun of us."
1159
00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:42,235
Like, it's gonna make
Stratton look bad.
1160
00:45:42,236 --> 00:45:44,403
That's why I love you.
You think of shit like that.
1161
00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:47,508
When they come in, we treat
it just like one of us. Okay?
1162
00:45:47,658 --> 00:45:50,887
(CHANTING) One of us.
Gooble gobble, one of us.
1163
00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:52,558
We accept them, one of us!
1164
00:45:52,621 --> 00:45:54,348
Gooble gobble, one of us.
1165
00:45:54,373 --> 00:45:55,748
We accept them, one of us.
1166
00:45:55,749 --> 00:45:56,874
Gooble gobble, one of us!
1167
00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,251
Jordan!
Your dad's coming.
1168
00:45:58,252 --> 00:45:59,820
Something about the
American Express bill.
1169
00:45:59,878 --> 00:46:01,070
Can you get him out of here?
1170
00:46:01,088 --> 00:46:02,280
Yeah. Lick my twat.
1171
00:46:02,339 --> 00:46:03,611
No, I'm serious!
1172
00:46:04,258 --> 00:46:06,050
Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
1173
00:46:06,051 --> 00:46:07,619
You got any fucking stock forms?
1174
00:46:07,970 --> 00:46:09,220
He's coming, he's coming.
1175
00:46:09,221 --> 00:46:10,447
Make some shit up.
1176
00:46:10,931 --> 00:46:12,578
I think if we short Pfizer...
1177
00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:17,584
$430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
1178
00:46:17,688 --> 00:46:22,984
Four hundred and fucking 30,000
fucking dollars in one fucking month!
1179
00:46:22,985 --> 00:46:25,194
Good morning.
They're business expenses. Relax.
1180
00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:26,529
- MAX: Business expenses?
- JORDAN: Yes.
1181
00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:28,030
- Jordy, look what you got here.
- What?
1182
00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:31,977
Look at this. $26,000
for one fucking dinner!
1183
00:46:32,035 --> 00:46:33,808
Okay. No, no.
This could be explained.
1184
00:46:33,996 --> 00:46:36,315
Dad, we had clients.
The Pfizer clients.
1185
00:46:36,498 --> 00:46:38,249
Right. The porterhouse
from Argentina.
1186
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,543
Expensive champagne and...
We had to buy champagne.
1187
00:46:40,544 --> 00:46:42,146
And you ordered all
the fucking sides.
1188
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:44,213
- Tell him about the sides.
- I ordered sides, so...
1189
00:46:44,214 --> 00:46:47,784
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
1190
00:46:48,093 --> 00:46:50,161
What are these sides?
They cure cancer?
1191
00:46:50,262 --> 00:46:52,138
The sides did cure cancer.
That's the problem.
1192
00:46:52,139 --> 00:46:53,661
That's why they were expensive.
1193
00:46:53,974 --> 00:46:55,667
- Shut the fuck up.
- I'm serious.
1194
00:46:55,726 --> 00:46:57,727
- Stop.
- And EJ Entertainment?
1195
00:46:57,728 --> 00:46:59,501
What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
1196
00:46:59,563 --> 00:47:00,730
(ALL LAUGHING)
1197
00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:02,398
Well, that's, uh...
1198
00:47:02,399 --> 00:47:03,607
DONNIE: Yeah, Jordy,
what's EJ Entertainment?
1199
00:47:03,608 --> 00:47:04,734
How do I describe this?
1200
00:47:04,735 --> 00:47:05,860
Jord, what is that?
1201
00:47:05,861 --> 00:47:08,055
- It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy!
- I know.
1202
00:47:08,071 --> 00:47:10,173
- That's what it is!
- That is what it is.
1203
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,283
Isn't that the perfect
description for it?
1204
00:47:12,284 --> 00:47:14,952
That is what it is. But none
of these were charged to me.
1205
00:47:14,953 --> 00:47:16,350
This is all of them.
1206
00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:18,247
- Oh, that was all us?
- It wasn't me though.
1207
00:47:18,248 --> 00:47:20,191
Fucking explain this shit to him!
1208
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,728
These are all of your
fucking charges right here!
1209
00:47:22,961 --> 00:47:25,421
The IRS, they allow
for T&A. It's fine.
1210
00:47:25,422 --> 00:47:26,714
MAX:
T&E!
1211
00:47:26,715 --> 00:47:27,862
T&E!
1212
00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:29,008
Yeah. I said T&E.
1213
00:47:29,009 --> 00:47:30,384
- No, no. You said T&A.
- No, I didn't.
1214
00:47:30,385 --> 00:47:31,469
Yeah, you did.
1215
00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:33,846
- When did I say that?
- You said T&A. It's T&E.
1216
00:47:33,847 --> 00:47:35,222
I know you're upset
about the dinner,
1217
00:47:35,223 --> 00:47:39,602
and that makes sense because we did
spend too much money. But I said T&E.
1218
00:47:39,603 --> 00:47:41,312
Don't tell me what you said.
I heard what you said.
1219
00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:42,688
- Dad. He said T&A.
- He did?
1220
00:47:42,689 --> 00:47:44,106
Absolutely, no question.
1221
00:47:44,107 --> 00:47:45,358
I'm trying to...
1222
00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:46,484
I'm getting this close!
1223
00:47:46,485 --> 00:47:47,777
- Dad, relax.
- I'm getting this close.
1224
00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:50,321
That's what I'm saying.
I want you to open up more, Max.
1225
00:47:50,322 --> 00:47:51,447
He's gonna fucking kill you.
1226
00:47:51,448 --> 00:47:53,095
Why do you hold it in?
Why do you...
1227
00:47:53,116 --> 00:47:54,867
Max, why do you hold it in?
1228
00:47:54,868 --> 00:47:56,686
That's it. Get the
fuck out of here!
1229
00:47:56,703 --> 00:47:59,101
- No, no, no!
- Asshole, get out of here.
1230
00:47:59,331 --> 00:48:01,229
What kind of hooker
takes credit cards?
1231
00:48:01,249 --> 00:48:02,375
A rich one.
1232
00:48:02,376 --> 00:48:04,794
JORDAN: At Stratton,
there were three kinds of hookers.
1233
00:48:04,795 --> 00:48:07,171
The Blue Chips, top of the line,
model material.
1234
00:48:07,172 --> 00:48:08,756
They cost between $300 and $500
1235
00:48:08,757 --> 00:48:10,132
and you had to wear a condom
1236
00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,634
unless you gave them a hefty tip,
1237
00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:13,578
which, of course, I always did.
1238
00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:17,306
Then came the NASDAQs,
who were pretty, not great.
1239
00:48:17,307 --> 00:48:19,725
They cost between
200 and 300 bucks.
1240
00:48:19,726 --> 00:48:22,295
Finally, there were the
Pink Sheets. Skanks.
1241
00:48:22,312 --> 00:48:25,272
They cost about 100 or less.
If you didn't wear a condom,
1242
00:48:25,273 --> 00:48:26,607
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
1243
00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:29,068
the next day
and pray your dick didn't fall off.
1244
00:48:29,069 --> 00:48:31,012
Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
1245
00:48:31,196 --> 00:48:32,923
Believe me, we did.
1246
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,763
Ow! It's that slipped
disc thing again.
1247
00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:38,311
I know what it is.
You know, too much...
1248
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:40,121
with EJ Entertainment.
1249
00:48:40,122 --> 00:48:41,205
Pops.
1250
00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:42,649
How are things at home?
1251
00:48:42,707 --> 00:48:44,309
Well, not the best.
1252
00:48:44,584 --> 00:48:46,937
She just doesn't...
You know what I'm saying?
1253
00:48:47,295 --> 00:48:48,504
It's like the smell...
1254
00:48:48,505 --> 00:48:50,198
There's a smell,
there's an attraction thing.
1255
00:48:50,215 --> 00:48:52,842
After a while it kind of fades away
a little bit.
1256
00:48:52,843 --> 00:48:54,593
Yeah, well. It's
supposed to fade away.
1257
00:48:54,594 --> 00:48:56,617
- Supposed to?
- That's marriage. You know...
1258
00:48:56,638 --> 00:48:59,332
Your mother and I, we've been
married a long, long time.
1259
00:48:59,349 --> 00:49:00,558
What do you think?
We're, we're...
1260
00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:02,502
We're jumping into bed
every two minutes?
1261
00:49:02,519 --> 00:49:03,962
- It doesn't work that way.
- I love her to death.
1262
00:49:04,104 --> 00:49:06,206
I want to stay married,
Dad, but...
1263
00:49:06,523 --> 00:49:07,606
It's crazy out there.
1264
00:49:07,607 --> 00:49:09,191
Some of these girls...
You should see them.
1265
00:49:09,192 --> 00:49:10,544
Oh, my God!
1266
00:49:11,027 --> 00:49:12,194
They're fucking...
1267
00:49:12,195 --> 00:49:14,196
The things they're doing now, Pops.
1268
00:49:14,197 --> 00:49:16,641
I mean... I mean, it's
on a whole other level.
1269
00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:18,305
- Really?
- And they're all shaved, too.
1270
00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:19,848
- Get out of here!
- All shaven.
1271
00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:21,308
- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah.
1272
00:49:21,329 --> 00:49:23,648
- Bald as a china doll.
- No bush?
1273
00:49:23,707 --> 00:49:25,730
- No bush.
- Oh, my God!
1274
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:29,420
All of a sudden, one week, nobody
had anything down there anymore.
1275
00:49:29,421 --> 00:49:30,504
It's a new world.
1276
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:32,548
They're bald from
the eyebrows down.
1277
00:49:32,549 --> 00:49:35,152
- Wow.
- Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
1278
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,577
Wow. A new world.
1279
00:49:37,095 --> 00:49:39,698
I was born too... Too early.
1280
00:49:39,806 --> 00:49:42,000
I've never been a fan of the bush,
to be honest.
1281
00:49:42,184 --> 00:49:43,392
- Really?
- Yeah.
1282
00:49:43,393 --> 00:49:44,585
I don't mind it.
1283
00:49:44,853 --> 00:49:45,954
Dad.
1284
00:49:46,521 --> 00:49:48,498
I don't want you stressing out
about any of this.
1285
00:49:48,607 --> 00:49:49,857
How can I not get stressed out?
1286
00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:51,317
Look at the knuckleheads
you got working for you.
1287
00:49:51,318 --> 00:49:52,568
I know they're knuckleheads
1288
00:49:52,569 --> 00:49:54,922
but I need them to want to
live like me, you get it?
1289
00:49:55,113 --> 00:49:56,339
To live like me.
1290
00:49:56,656 --> 00:49:57,803
Jordy.
1291
00:49:57,824 --> 00:50:01,645
One of these days, the chickens are
gonna come home to roost.
1292
00:50:03,747 --> 00:50:05,474
You're looking at
me like I'm crazy.
1293
00:50:05,749 --> 00:50:08,944
(SCOFFS)
Crazy? This is obscene.
1294
00:50:09,169 --> 00:50:10,521
JORDAN:
It was obscene.
1295
00:50:10,754 --> 00:50:12,276
In the normal world.
1296
00:50:12,506 --> 00:50:14,779
But who the fuck
wanted to live there?
1297
00:50:15,592 --> 00:50:18,616
JORDAN:
Go party your fucking cocks off!
1298
00:50:19,638 --> 00:50:21,263
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1299
00:50:21,264 --> 00:50:25,540
JORDAN: We are about to
become fucking legends
1300
00:50:25,602 --> 00:50:27,545
on Wall Street!
1301
00:50:27,938 --> 00:50:32,107
We got plans up here
that's gonna take this company
1302
00:50:32,108 --> 00:50:35,178
into the fucking stratosphere!
1303
00:50:35,278 --> 00:50:36,675
(ALL CHEERING)
1304
00:50:38,281 --> 00:50:39,883
Wolfie! Wolfie!
1305
00:50:43,912 --> 00:50:45,730
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
1306
00:50:45,789 --> 00:50:48,290
Why should they be taking all our
fucking money all the fucking time?
1307
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,583
This way we become
the underwriters.
1308
00:50:49,584 --> 00:50:51,210
It was our next big move.
1309
00:50:51,211 --> 00:50:54,880
Finding companies to
take public. IPOs.
1310
00:50:54,881 --> 00:50:56,757
It was the only way
these Wall Street pricks
1311
00:50:56,758 --> 00:51:00,553
would ever stop thinking of us
as some shitkicker bucket shop.
1312
00:51:00,554 --> 00:51:01,871
We got Arncliffe International.
1313
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:03,472
JORDAN:
See, we were a little different.
1314
00:51:03,473 --> 00:51:07,142
We liked to get as fucked up as
possible during our business powwows
1315
00:51:07,143 --> 00:51:09,687
in order to stimulate
our free-flowing ideas,
1316
00:51:09,688 --> 00:51:12,792
which is why we were popping
these ludes like they were M&M's.
1317
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,922
(SLURRING)
Steve Madden.
1318
00:51:16,361 --> 00:51:17,611
We own the fucking companies...
1319
00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,488
(GLASS SHATTERS)
We own the companies...
1320
00:51:19,489 --> 00:51:21,512
Don't know what
a lude is? I'll tell you.
1321
00:51:21,575 --> 00:51:23,598
Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1322
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:28,436
Looks like those ludes are working
their magic on Donnie right now.
1323
00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:31,067
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1324
00:52:01,615 --> 00:52:03,240
JORDAN:
The Quaalude,
1325
00:52:03,241 --> 00:52:06,201
or lude, as it is
commonly referred to,
1326
00:52:06,202 --> 00:52:08,829
was first synthesized in 1951
1327
00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,582
by an Indian doctor,
that's dots, not feathers,
1328
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:13,083
as a sedative,
1329
00:52:13,084 --> 00:52:17,030
and was prescribed to stressed-out
housewives with sleep disorders.
1330
00:52:17,547 --> 00:52:19,882
But pretty soon someone figured out
1331
00:52:19,883 --> 00:52:23,719
that if you resisted the urge
to sleep for just 15 minutes,
1332
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,198
you got a pretty
kick-ass high from it.
1333
00:52:26,473 --> 00:52:30,168
Didn't take long for people to
start abusing ludes, of course.
1334
00:52:30,185 --> 00:52:33,459
And in 1982, the U-S.
Government Schedule 1'd them.
1335
00:52:33,563 --> 00:52:35,665
Along with the rest of the world.
1336
00:52:35,899 --> 00:52:39,094
Which meant there was only a finite
amount of these things left.
1337
00:52:39,277 --> 00:52:42,130
No shit,
you can't even buy 'em anymore.
1338
00:52:42,405 --> 00:52:44,678
You people are all
shit out of luck.
1339
00:52:44,741 --> 00:52:46,283
What are you saying? What is it?
1340
00:52:46,284 --> 00:52:47,556
Steve Madden.
1341
00:52:47,577 --> 00:52:49,554
(ALL LAUGHING)
Steve Madden.
1342
00:52:49,704 --> 00:52:50,930
Steve.
1343
00:52:50,955 --> 00:52:52,181
Steve.
1344
00:52:52,374 --> 00:52:53,916
JORDAN:
You remember those ads?
1345
00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:56,377
Those giant-headed girls
with the bug eyes
1346
00:52:56,378 --> 00:52:58,105
wearing those big clunky shoes?
1347
00:52:58,797 --> 00:53:00,381
My friend from school,
Steve Madden.
1348
00:53:00,382 --> 00:53:01,840
His friend from
school, Steve Madden.
1349
00:53:01,841 --> 00:53:04,718
Steve Madden was the name in
women's shoes at the moment.
1350
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,514
And all of Wall Street was
begging to take his company public.
1351
00:53:08,515 --> 00:53:09,848
Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
1352
00:53:09,849 --> 00:53:11,225
Except, guess who grew up with him?
1353
00:53:11,226 --> 00:53:13,102
- Women's shoes.
- Women's shoes.
1354
00:53:13,103 --> 00:53:15,752
My very own Vice President.
1355
00:53:16,106 --> 00:53:17,648
Women's shoes!
(ALL LAUGHING)
1356
00:53:17,649 --> 00:53:19,547
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
1357
00:53:20,485 --> 00:53:22,236
- Steve Madden.
- Steve.
1358
00:53:22,237 --> 00:53:23,654
Steve.
1359
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:24,780
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
1360
00:53:24,781 --> 00:53:26,053
You gotta come check
this fucking chick out.
1361
00:53:26,074 --> 00:53:27,926
Look at this. Look.
1362
00:53:32,956 --> 00:53:35,874
NICKY: I would fuck that girl
if she was my sister.
1363
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:38,398
I would let that girl
give me fucking AIDS.
1364
00:53:38,962 --> 00:53:40,763
ROBBIE: You want to see
the Wolf handle this?
1365
00:53:43,091 --> 00:53:44,693
She's hot.
1366
00:53:45,009 --> 00:53:46,531
Cristy.
1367
00:53:51,558 --> 00:53:53,501
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
1368
00:53:53,518 --> 00:53:56,145
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Naomi.
1369
00:53:56,146 --> 00:53:57,748
Naomi, nice to meet you.
1370
00:53:57,814 --> 00:53:59,632
You got an awesome place here.
1371
00:53:59,816 --> 00:54:01,984
I've don't think I've ever been
in a house this big before.
1372
00:54:01,985 --> 00:54:03,257
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1373
00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:04,587
Beautiful beach out there.
1374
00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:05,838
Blair Hollingsworth.
1375
00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:08,098
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
1376
00:54:08,408 --> 00:54:09,851
- Your name's Blair, right?
- Yeah.
1377
00:54:09,909 --> 00:54:11,226
You like to Jet Ski?
1378
00:54:11,619 --> 00:54:12,870
NAOMI:
I've never done it before.
1379
00:54:12,871 --> 00:54:13,954
JORDAN: You've never
Jet Ski'd in your life?
1380
00:54:13,955 --> 00:54:14,997
NAOMI:
No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
1381
00:54:14,998 --> 00:54:16,540
You've never been on a Jet Ski?
1382
00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:17,791
How many times are
you gonna ask her?
1383
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,269
She's never been on a Jet Ski.
1384
00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:21,942
I don't know.
Might ask her a couple more times.
1385
00:54:22,172 --> 00:54:24,616
NAOMI: Okay. Sure.
(GIGGLING)
1386
00:54:25,175 --> 00:54:27,551
Hi. I'm Hildy.
Nice to meet you.
1387
00:54:27,552 --> 00:54:29,620
- Hi.
- Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
1388
00:54:29,763 --> 00:54:31,115
Yeah, I'll be out in
a couple of minutes.
1389
00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:32,514
Just tell her I'll be out
in a couple of minutes.
1390
00:54:32,515 --> 00:54:34,057
Why don't you tell your wife that?
1391
00:54:34,058 --> 00:54:35,142
I might do that, but I'm having
1392
00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:36,643
- a conversation right now.
- What am I, your secretary?
1393
00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:38,687
You know what,
I think we should get going.
1394
00:54:38,688 --> 00:54:40,009
Wait, wait.
Where you guys going?
1395
00:54:40,023 --> 00:54:41,545
We gotta go.
We got two other parties to go to.
1396
00:54:41,608 --> 00:54:43,301
- We can stay for a drink.
- Yeah, stay for a drink.
1397
00:54:43,526 --> 00:54:45,674
No. We got two other parties
we're supposed to get to.
1398
00:54:45,695 --> 00:54:46,862
NAOMI:
But we can stay for a drink...
1399
00:54:46,863 --> 00:54:48,180
She's
1400
00:54:48,531 --> 00:54:50,008
perfect.
1401
00:54:50,033 --> 00:54:51,617
- You like champagne?
- I do.
1402
00:54:51,618 --> 00:54:52,701
DONNIE:
She's perfect.
1403
00:54:52,702 --> 00:54:54,203
Donnie, what the
fuck are you doing?
1404
00:54:54,204 --> 00:54:55,977
You piece of...
1405
00:55:00,418 --> 00:55:01,940
(ALL LAUGHING)
1406
00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,316
You're gonna have to excuse my friend.
He gets...
1407
00:55:06,508 --> 00:55:07,716
Get the fuck out!
1408
00:55:07,717 --> 00:55:09,518
Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro.
She's so hot!
1409
00:55:09,886 --> 00:55:10,987
Yeah, Donnie!
1410
00:55:12,138 --> 00:55:14,139
NICKY: Let him fucking
finish, Hildy.
1411
00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:15,867
That's fucking rude.
1412
00:55:16,142 --> 00:55:17,789
Have some fucking manners.
1413
00:55:21,856 --> 00:55:23,754
JORDAN: So, Bay Ridge,
that's near Staten Island, right?
1414
00:55:23,775 --> 00:55:26,173
Brooklyn, across the
Verrazano Bridge.
1415
00:55:26,319 --> 00:55:27,841
Saturday Night Fever territory.
1416
00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,464
That's right. Guinea Gulch.
1417
00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,824
We call the Verrazano Bridge
the Guinea Gangplank.
1418
00:55:31,825 --> 00:55:32,991
Right.
1419
00:55:32,992 --> 00:55:34,719
So I presume you're Italian?
1420
00:55:34,828 --> 00:55:35,994
On my dad's side.
1421
00:55:35,995 --> 00:55:39,315
I'm also Dutch, German, English.
1422
00:55:39,624 --> 00:55:40,896
I'm a mutt.
1423
00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,401
Yeah. You're a mutt.
1424
00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,816
Yeah, I still have family
over there though, in London.
1425
00:55:44,921 --> 00:55:47,589
My Aunt Emma.
She's the best.
1426
00:55:47,590 --> 00:55:50,634
Very British, you know.
She's a classy lady.
1427
00:55:50,635 --> 00:55:52,052
That explains it then.
1428
00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:53,136
Explains what?
1429
00:55:53,137 --> 00:55:56,036
It explains you.
I mean, you're a duchess, right?
1430
00:55:56,057 --> 00:55:58,205
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
1431
00:56:01,145 --> 00:56:02,646
Excuse me.
1432
00:56:02,647 --> 00:56:04,715
Could I get a straw, please?
1433
00:56:05,817 --> 00:56:07,385
Thank you.
1434
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,224
So I was, um, a little surprised
1435
00:56:13,241 --> 00:56:15,639
you asked Cristy for my number.
1436
00:56:16,619 --> 00:56:17,971
Why is that?
1437
00:56:19,622 --> 00:56:21,690
Aren't you married?
1438
00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,210
Well... Yeah, but what?
1439
00:56:25,211 --> 00:56:27,234
Married people can't have friends?
1440
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:31,075
We're gonna be friends?
1441
00:56:32,135 --> 00:56:35,239
Yeah. You don't want
to be my friend?
1442
00:56:39,309 --> 00:56:41,332
We're not gonna be friends.
1443
00:56:49,694 --> 00:56:52,263
NAOMI:
And at night I work on my designs.
1444
00:56:52,530 --> 00:56:55,032
I have an entire line of lingerie.
1445
00:56:55,033 --> 00:56:58,012
You know, camisoles,
bustiers, panties.
1446
00:56:58,995 --> 00:57:01,413
JORDAN:
She designs women's panties, too?
1447
00:57:01,414 --> 00:57:03,232
Oh, my God!
1448
00:57:13,343 --> 00:57:16,196
Come on, Jordan, think of a way
to get up to her apartment.
1449
00:57:21,184 --> 00:57:23,787
You wanna come up for
some tea or something?
1450
00:57:25,021 --> 00:57:26,748
Tea? Yeah.
1451
00:57:26,898 --> 00:57:28,732
- Like hot tea?
- Yeah.
1452
00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:30,130
Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
1453
00:57:30,193 --> 00:57:32,512
Tea. Fuck, yeah,
I wanted to come up for tea.
1454
00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:35,656
Like Darjeeling or rose hip,
something nice like that?
1455
00:57:35,657 --> 00:57:36,698
NAOMI:
Sure.
1456
00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:37,971
This is Rocky.
1457
00:57:38,159 --> 00:57:40,478
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
1458
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:41,937
Hi, sweetheart.
(BARKS)
1459
00:57:41,996 --> 00:57:43,143
Okay.
1460
00:57:43,706 --> 00:57:46,309
Why don't you light a fire or
something and I'll be right out.
1461
00:57:46,834 --> 00:57:48,732
- Yeah. Fire, here?
- Sure.
1462
00:57:52,048 --> 00:57:53,695
I like your painting here.
It's, uh...
1463
00:58:00,348 --> 00:58:03,452
God, help me.
How do I fuck this girl?
1464
00:58:05,061 --> 00:58:06,895
(CLATTERING)
1465
00:58:06,896 --> 00:58:08,063
NAOMI:
You all right?
1466
00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:10,508
Yeah, yeah.
Just trying to light the fire here.
1467
00:58:10,650 --> 00:58:12,252
(BEEPER RINGING)
1468
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,698
That's it. That's it,
you're leaving.
1469
00:58:17,699 --> 00:58:19,676
Don't get involved.
Go home to your wife.
1470
00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:21,519
(DOOR OPENING)
1471
00:58:29,544 --> 00:58:31,420
As you can probably guess,
1472
00:58:31,421 --> 00:58:34,115
I fucked her goddamn brains out...
1473
00:58:34,507 --> 00:58:35,924
JORDAN: (GRUNTING)
Jesus Lord!
1474
00:58:35,925 --> 00:58:37,402
(NAOMI MOANING)
1475
00:58:38,678 --> 00:58:40,405
For 11 seconds.
1476
00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:42,206
(JORDAN GROANS)
1477
00:58:51,149 --> 00:58:52,796
NAOMI:
Did you just come?
1478
00:58:52,817 --> 00:58:54,840
JORDAN:
Oh, yeah, I just came.
1479
00:58:55,778 --> 00:58:57,221
Did you? Did you come?
1480
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,947
- NAOMI: No.
- No?
1481
00:58:58,948 --> 00:59:00,174
Okay.
1482
00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:02,393
I'm still hard so
just give me a sec.
1483
00:59:03,369 --> 00:59:04,891
Sure.
1484
00:59:05,121 --> 00:59:06,848
Come on, baby, come on.
1485
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,357
(BARKING)
1486
00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:11,569
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1487
00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:17,340
(ROCKY BARKING)
1488
00:59:17,341 --> 00:59:18,818
Oh, God!
1489
00:59:18,968 --> 00:59:20,820
NAOMI:
Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
1490
00:59:20,928 --> 00:59:22,137
You have a biscuit
or something like that?
1491
00:59:22,138 --> 00:59:23,239
It's okay.
1492
00:59:23,473 --> 00:59:25,015
- Just keep going.
- Rocky, go play.
1493
00:59:25,016 --> 00:59:26,993
Go play, Rocky.
Go, go, go, go.
1494
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,003
(ROCKY BARKING)
1495
00:59:29,479 --> 00:59:30,812
You're crazy.
1496
00:59:30,813 --> 00:59:32,147
JORDAN:
I couldn't get enough.
1497
00:59:32,148 --> 00:59:34,608
I mean, her pussy was
like heroin to me.
1498
00:59:34,609 --> 00:59:37,444
And it wasn't just
about the sex, either.
1499
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:39,488
Naomi and I got along.
I mean, we...
1500
00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:41,466
We had similar
interests and shit.
1501
00:59:42,325 --> 00:59:43,722
(NAOMI GIGGLING)
1502
00:59:46,704 --> 00:59:48,431
Ooh. Choo-choo train.
1503
00:59:48,623 --> 00:59:49,815
Yeah.
1504
00:59:52,418 --> 00:59:53,895
(HOOTING)
1505
00:59:56,881 --> 01:00:00,702
I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can. I think I can.
1506
01:00:00,843 --> 01:00:02,160
(SNORTING)
1507
01:00:02,345 --> 01:00:03,867
(LAUGHS)
1508
01:00:06,599 --> 01:00:09,999
Yeah, yeah.
Let's toke it all on there, huh?
1509
01:00:10,353 --> 01:00:11,728
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1510
01:00:11,729 --> 01:00:13,206
Oh, shit!
1511
01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:24,950
You!
1512
01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:27,077
Get out of the fucking car!
1513
01:00:27,078 --> 01:00:28,495
(GRUNTING)
JORDAN: Jesus Christ.
1514
01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:31,145
Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
1515
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,276
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
1516
01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:37,045
- Son of a fucking bitch!
- Okay, okay... Geez!
1517
01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:38,489
Okay, babe, stop!
1518
01:00:38,756 --> 01:00:40,779
- Please.
- (GRUNTS) Bitch!
1519
01:00:41,342 --> 01:00:43,176
- What are you doing...
- That whore from the party?
1520
01:00:43,177 --> 01:00:44,761
(GROANS)
Jesus Christ!
1521
01:00:44,762 --> 01:00:45,887
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1522
01:00:45,888 --> 01:00:47,264
I thought you were at
the fucking beach!
1523
01:00:47,265 --> 01:00:48,708
I didn't know you were here!
1524
01:00:48,850 --> 01:00:50,308
That's where you've
fucking been?
1525
01:00:50,309 --> 01:00:52,060
With that fucking
whore from the party?
1526
01:00:52,061 --> 01:00:53,603
I thought you were
at the beach house.
1527
01:00:53,604 --> 01:00:55,063
How could you do this to me?
(SOBBING)
1528
01:00:55,064 --> 01:00:57,899
- Sweetie, come on...
- Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
1529
01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:00,777
You're like a completely
different fucking person!
1530
01:01:00,778 --> 01:01:04,007
I made a mistake. I don't know
what to tell you, babe. I...
1531
01:01:04,407 --> 01:01:05,679
I'm sorry.
1532
01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:08,386
- I'm sorry.
- Is that who... Is that what you want?
1533
01:01:08,578 --> 01:01:11,181
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1534
01:01:18,588 --> 01:01:20,190
Do you love her?
1535
01:01:25,761 --> 01:01:27,363
Answer me.
1536
01:01:39,150 --> 01:01:41,093
(SOBBING)
1537
01:01:48,868 --> 01:01:51,016
JORDAN:
I felt horrible.
1538
01:01:51,787 --> 01:01:53,788
Three days later,
I filed for a divorce
1539
01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:55,891
and moved Naomi
into the apartment.
1540
01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:01,379
Say what you will,
1541
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:03,632
but the Duchess did have style.
1542
01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,885
She brought in a decorator,
feng shui'd the whole place.
1543
01:02:06,886 --> 01:02:09,012
She even hired a gay butler.
1544
01:02:09,013 --> 01:02:11,973
This guy was smart,
sophisticated, professional.
1545
01:02:11,974 --> 01:02:13,701
Really, really great.
1546
01:02:13,851 --> 01:02:15,123
Is that jasmine?
1547
01:02:15,394 --> 01:02:18,122
Yes, sir. I tried to stump you
this evening. Very good.
1548
01:02:18,314 --> 01:02:20,065
Very good. Great nose.
1549
01:02:20,066 --> 01:02:21,839
JORDAN:
Except for that one time.
1550
01:02:22,068 --> 01:02:23,966
(DANCE MUSIC)
1551
01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:26,046
(GASPS)
1552
01:02:27,156 --> 01:02:28,257
Oh, my God!
1553
01:02:29,992 --> 01:02:31,435
Oh, hey.
1554
01:02:31,786 --> 01:02:33,229
Is it Wednesday already?
1555
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,497
- Uh...
- MAN: Oh, don't stop.
1556
01:02:35,498 --> 01:02:36,690
What the fuck!
1557
01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:38,776
That is fucked up!
1558
01:02:39,168 --> 01:02:40,460
He must have thought
we were still
1559
01:02:40,461 --> 01:02:42,128
at the Hamptons this weekend,
you know.
1560
01:02:42,129 --> 01:02:43,588
Where were they doing it,
sweetheart? In the bedroom?
1561
01:02:43,589 --> 01:02:46,341
They were everywhere. There were
two guys over there on the table.
1562
01:02:46,342 --> 01:02:47,676
There were more over here.
1563
01:02:47,677 --> 01:02:49,219
- There were four right here.
- Ugh!
1564
01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,971
Are you fucking serious?
Right there?
1565
01:02:50,972 --> 01:02:53,848
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Oh, baby, it gets worse.
1566
01:02:53,849 --> 01:02:55,308
(SNIFFLES)
1567
01:02:55,309 --> 01:02:57,958
After they left,
I checked the apartment.
1568
01:02:57,979 --> 01:02:59,126
Right. What?
1569
01:02:59,355 --> 01:03:01,332
What is it, babe?
What?
1570
01:03:01,565 --> 01:03:02,732
JORDAN:
Where's my money?
1571
01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:03,817
I don't know where your money...
1572
01:03:03,818 --> 01:03:05,902
Where is my fucking money?
Where is it?
1573
01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:07,946
I don't know where your money is,
Mr. Belfort.
1574
01:03:07,947 --> 01:03:10,282
- I didn't do anything.
- If you don't get...
1575
01:03:10,283 --> 01:03:11,658
He's lying through
his fucking teeth.
1576
01:03:11,659 --> 01:03:12,909
Let's start from the beginning.
1577
01:03:12,910 --> 01:03:14,202
Let's start from the
beginning, all right?
1578
01:03:14,203 --> 01:03:15,896
You invited some
friends over, right?
1579
01:03:16,038 --> 01:03:17,831
One thing led to another.
Things got out of hand.
1580
01:03:17,832 --> 01:03:19,374
We understand that, we do.
(CHUCKLES)
1581
01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,918
We do blow all the time. We're
fucking degenerates ourselves.
1582
01:03:21,919 --> 01:03:23,086
Look at us, right?
1583
01:03:23,087 --> 01:03:24,754
But money was stolen
from my apartment.
1584
01:03:24,755 --> 01:03:26,381
Right from my sock drawer.
All right?
1585
01:03:26,382 --> 01:03:28,591
Like I said,
I don't know where your money is.
1586
01:03:28,592 --> 01:03:30,051
Just start from the beginning.
Who came over?
1587
01:03:30,052 --> 01:03:31,177
It was just a normal day.
1588
01:03:31,178 --> 01:03:32,554
I knew you were coming home
the next day.
1589
01:03:32,555 --> 01:03:34,931
So everything would be fine.
It'd be cleaned up.
1590
01:03:34,932 --> 01:03:36,891
I got a little high at breakfast.
1591
01:03:36,892 --> 01:03:38,810
So I got a little happy.
I had some eggs,
1592
01:03:38,811 --> 01:03:39,894
I had a little bit of ice cream.
1593
01:03:39,895 --> 01:03:41,813
And then I said, "Who do I
know that likes ice cream?"
1594
01:03:41,814 --> 01:03:43,356
It's my friend, Rudy.
So I called Rudy.
1595
01:03:43,357 --> 01:03:45,926
- Who's Rudy?
- Yeah, who's Rudy?
1596
01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:50,739
- You know who Rudy is. Come on.
- Me? I don't...
1597
01:03:50,740 --> 01:03:51,990
- You know...
- Who the fuck is Rudy?
1598
01:03:51,991 --> 01:03:53,116
I don't know anyone named Rudy.
1599
01:03:53,117 --> 01:03:54,242
Last month. The Lollipop Club.
1600
01:03:54,243 --> 01:03:55,827
You know who Rudy was.
Dancing...
1601
01:03:55,828 --> 01:03:57,976
You know who Rudy is?
(STAMMERING)
1602
01:03:58,956 --> 01:04:00,415
I don't fucking know any...
1603
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:01,458
What do you mean?
1604
01:04:01,459 --> 01:04:02,625
So he went to The Lollipop Club?
1605
01:04:02,626 --> 01:04:04,294
NICHOLAS: Oh, he was
at The Lollipop Club for sure.
1606
01:04:04,295 --> 01:04:05,920
On the stage, grinding
with everybody.
1607
01:04:05,921 --> 01:04:07,568
I got fucked up.
I like to dance.
1608
01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,591
I don't know.
Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
1609
01:04:09,592 --> 01:04:11,319
I meet a lot of fucking people.
1610
01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:13,094
- What are you saying?
- $50,000 was stolen
1611
01:04:13,095 --> 01:04:14,429
from my fucking sock drawer!
1612
01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,014
All my girlfriend's
jewelry is gone.
1613
01:04:16,015 --> 01:04:18,016
- Where the fuck is it?
- ...Rudy. What the fuck?
1614
01:04:18,017 --> 01:04:20,143
Did your fucking little faggot
friend Rudy take my shit?
1615
01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,917
Did he? Answer me!
1616
01:04:22,104 --> 01:04:24,502
Okay. Now I get it.
Now I get why I'm...
1617
01:04:24,607 --> 01:04:25,754
- This is a gay thing.
- JORDAN: Oh!
1618
01:04:25,900 --> 01:04:27,692
See, all of you...
(CHUCKLING)
1619
01:04:27,693 --> 01:04:29,213
You think this is
'cause you're a fag?
1620
01:04:29,779 --> 01:04:31,196
My cousin's a fucking faggot.
1621
01:04:31,197 --> 01:04:33,615
And I go on vacation with him
and his boyfriend. I love fags.
1622
01:04:33,616 --> 01:04:34,866
JORDAN:
You were in charge, right?
1623
01:04:34,867 --> 01:04:36,618
I will not be stolen from.
You get that?
1624
01:04:36,619 --> 01:04:38,912
I fucking like gay people.
I don't like you.
1625
01:04:38,913 --> 01:04:40,288
He should've hired
a fucking Mexican
1626
01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:41,641
like I have in my fucking house.
1627
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:43,291
(GROANING)
1628
01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:44,860
Shit! What the fuck...
1629
01:04:48,964 --> 01:04:50,423
TOBY:
Talk, you fuck, talk!
1630
01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:51,633
CHESTER:
I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
1631
01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:53,051
TOBY: Where is it?
(NICHOLAS SCREAMING)
1632
01:04:53,052 --> 01:04:56,096
JORDAN: Chester and Toby,
they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
1633
01:04:56,097 --> 01:04:57,263
You know, they got crazy.
1634
01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,411
I don't know!
1635
01:04:58,974 --> 01:05:02,123
JORDAN: I had to call the cops just to
keep them from killing the poor guy.
1636
01:05:02,144 --> 01:05:03,645
I gave them each 1,000 bucks
1637
01:05:03,646 --> 01:05:05,840
and told them what
Nicholas had done.
1638
01:05:06,023 --> 01:05:07,500
Then they kicked his ass.
1639
01:05:07,817 --> 01:05:09,339
Thanks again, Officer.
1640
01:05:09,568 --> 01:05:12,320
It's not like I cared about
the 50 grand anyway.
1641
01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:13,988
I was making that much
almost every day
1642
01:05:13,989 --> 01:05:16,366
through one rathole or another.
1643
01:05:16,367 --> 01:05:19,202
Now a rathole is a
friend, like Brad here,
1644
01:05:19,203 --> 01:05:21,830
who held stock in his name for me.
1645
01:05:21,831 --> 01:05:24,165
Who are you supposed to be, huh?
Jack Nickle-Jew?
1646
01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,793
JORDAN: I'd drive the price up
then he'd sell
1647
01:05:26,794 --> 01:05:29,003
and kick most of the
profits back to...
1648
01:05:29,004 --> 01:05:30,981
You guessed it, me.
1649
01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:36,261
All cash. None of
it's on the books.
1650
01:05:36,262 --> 01:05:38,615
A big no-no, of course,
in the eyes of the law.
1651
01:05:39,598 --> 01:05:42,668
Enter our new securities attorney,
Manny Riskin.
1652
01:05:43,144 --> 01:05:46,396
700 bucks an hour
to be the voice of doom.
1653
01:05:46,397 --> 01:05:48,189
Listen to me.
You piss up the SEC's leg,
1654
01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:49,524
you end up with your
tits in a ringer.
1655
01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:52,629
Do not worry about it.
I have the SEC under control.
1656
01:05:52,903 --> 01:05:55,472
What the fuck
are these imbeciles doing?
1657
01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:56,906
Hey! Hey!
1658
01:05:56,907 --> 01:05:58,366
What are you doing? Hey!
(WHOOPING)
1659
01:05:58,367 --> 01:05:59,810
We got the SEC in here.
1660
01:06:00,369 --> 01:06:02,495
JORDAN: The Securities
and Exchange Commission
1661
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:05,165
sent two lawyers down
to review our files.
1662
01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:07,167
So I set them up in
our conference room
1663
01:06:07,168 --> 01:06:08,334
and I had it bugged
1664
01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:10,628
and the air conditioning
turned up so high
1665
01:06:10,629 --> 01:06:12,213
that it felt like
Antarctica in there.
1666
01:06:12,214 --> 01:06:14,299
Is it always this cold in here?
1667
01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:15,383
I don't know.
1668
01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:16,676
JORDAN:
Then, while they were looking
1669
01:06:16,677 --> 01:06:18,178
for a smoking gun in that room...
1670
01:06:18,179 --> 01:06:20,077
Arncliffe International is on fire.
1671
01:06:20,681 --> 01:06:23,391
I was gonna fire off
a bazooka in here,
1672
01:06:23,392 --> 01:06:25,727
offering up our latest IPO.
1673
01:06:25,728 --> 01:06:28,313
An IPO is an initial
public offering.
1674
01:06:28,314 --> 01:06:32,150
It's the first time a stock is offered
for sale to the general population.
1675
01:06:32,151 --> 01:06:34,068
Now, as the firm taking
the company public,
1676
01:06:34,069 --> 01:06:35,862
we set the initial sales price
1677
01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:38,682
then sold those shares
right back to our friends. The...
1678
01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:40,408
Look.
(CHUCKLES)
1679
01:06:40,409 --> 01:06:42,386
I know you're not following
what I'm saying anyway, right?
1680
01:06:42,411 --> 01:06:44,412
That's okay.
That doesn't matter.
1681
01:06:44,413 --> 01:06:46,331
The real question is this.
1682
01:06:46,332 --> 01:06:48,291
(WHISPERS)
"Was all this legal?"
1683
01:06:48,292 --> 01:06:50,269
Absolutely fucking not.
1684
01:06:50,544 --> 01:06:53,022
But we were making more money
than we knew what to do with.
1685
01:06:57,468 --> 01:06:58,551
And what do you do
when you're making
1686
01:06:58,552 --> 01:07:00,325
more money than you
know what to do with?
1687
01:07:00,679 --> 01:07:02,372
(MELLOW MUSIC)
1688
01:07:06,018 --> 01:07:07,540
Oh, my God!
1689
01:07:07,811 --> 01:07:09,538
Will you marry me?
1690
01:07:10,022 --> 01:07:11,439
Oh, my God.
1691
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,542
Is that a yes?
(CHUCKLES)
1692
01:07:14,109 --> 01:07:15,276
Are you sure?
1693
01:07:15,277 --> 01:07:17,254
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure.
1694
01:07:17,446 --> 01:07:19,014
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1695
01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:33,195
JORDAN: I held my bachelor party
at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
1696
01:07:33,295 --> 01:07:35,648
The flight there alone
was a bacchanal.
1697
01:07:35,714 --> 01:07:37,799
One last blowout for the gods
1698
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,868
before I settled down for good.
1699
01:07:40,135 --> 01:07:41,636
A hundred Strattonites,
1700
01:07:41,637 --> 01:07:44,581
50 hookers, plus 50 more
waiting once we landed.
1701
01:07:45,182 --> 01:07:46,266
Oh, and the drugs.
1702
01:07:46,267 --> 01:07:50,213
I mean, I tell you, our plane was
like a pharmacy with wings.
1703
01:07:51,814 --> 01:07:53,416
(BEEPING)
1704
01:07:53,524 --> 01:07:56,252
(ELECTRIC BLUES MUSIC)
1705
01:08:19,508 --> 01:08:22,953
All told, the weekend
cost me 2 million bucks,
1706
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:28,075
including the cost of refurbishing
the entire 28th floor.
1707
01:08:29,393 --> 01:08:30,476
WOMAN:
Kiss the bride.
1708
01:08:30,477 --> 01:08:32,204
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1709
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:33,813
JORDAN:
Ah! But the wedding
1710
01:08:33,814 --> 01:08:36,042
was something out of a fairy tale.
1711
01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:39,193
With Naomi, my Duchess,
1712
01:08:39,194 --> 01:08:40,778
me, her handsome Duke,
1713
01:08:40,779 --> 01:08:43,928
and The Bahamas Ocean Club,
our castle.
1714
01:08:46,744 --> 01:08:48,938
(POP MUSIC)
1715
01:08:54,668 --> 01:08:57,629
Of course, after the bachelor
party, me, the Duke,
1716
01:08:57,630 --> 01:09:00,465
needed a few penicillin shots
so he could
1717
01:09:00,466 --> 01:09:02,694
safely consummate the marriage.
1718
01:09:07,973 --> 01:09:09,825
Hey! Barry Kleinman,
filming the wedding.
1719
01:09:09,975 --> 01:09:11,372
A few words for your son?
1720
01:09:11,393 --> 01:09:14,103
Jordan. Remember what I told you.
1721
01:09:14,104 --> 01:09:17,315
It involves your penis
and her vagina.
1722
01:09:17,316 --> 01:09:20,386
And you know,
you know what you can do, Jordy.
1723
01:09:20,569 --> 01:09:22,512
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1724
01:09:27,993 --> 01:09:29,561
(BLUES MUSIC)
1725
01:09:37,753 --> 01:09:39,170
Oh, my God!
1726
01:09:39,171 --> 01:09:40,648
Aunt Emma?
1727
01:09:44,635 --> 01:09:46,737
I can't believe you came!
1728
01:09:47,137 --> 01:09:50,411
Jordan! Jordan!
Look who came!
1729
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:52,201
It's Aunt Emma.
1730
01:09:53,268 --> 01:09:54,415
Aunt Emma.
1731
01:09:54,436 --> 01:09:56,880
- Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely.
- Hey, how you doing?
1732
01:09:57,648 --> 01:10:00,422
It's a pleasure to finally meet you
in person.
1733
01:10:00,734 --> 01:10:02,402
Into the donuts, I see.
1734
01:10:02,403 --> 01:10:04,779
Oh, I... I...
1735
01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:05,881
Well...
1736
01:10:06,824 --> 01:10:09,242
I lived through the '60s, my dear.
1737
01:10:09,243 --> 01:10:10,811
Enjoy the day.
1738
01:10:11,036 --> 01:10:13,309
She surprised me.
I didn't even know.
1739
01:10:24,133 --> 01:10:26,235
(LAUGHING)
1740
01:10:27,469 --> 01:10:29,137
JORDAN: Just one more step.
Are you ready?
1741
01:10:29,138 --> 01:10:30,805
- NAOMI: Where are we going?
- Keep your eyes closed.
1742
01:10:30,806 --> 01:10:32,249
One, two, three!
1743
01:10:34,643 --> 01:10:35,744
What is this?
1744
01:10:35,936 --> 01:10:36,978
JORDAN: (CHUCKLING)
It's your wedding present.
1745
01:10:36,979 --> 01:10:38,104
NAOMI:
What?
1746
01:10:38,105 --> 01:10:40,424
JORDAN: It's your wedding present,
sweetheart.
1747
01:10:40,733 --> 01:10:42,210
What?
1748
01:10:42,568 --> 01:10:44,777
- Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
1749
01:10:44,778 --> 01:10:45,925
A fucking yacht?
1750
01:10:46,488 --> 01:10:48,990
ROBIN LEACH: For millionaires
whose ships have come in,
1751
01:10:48,991 --> 01:10:51,826
pricey pleasure boats
are for the most fun afloat.
1752
01:10:51,827 --> 01:10:55,037
It's no coincidence that
its 150 feet of green hull
1753
01:10:55,038 --> 01:10:57,290
is the color of cash.
Anchors aweigh!
1754
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:59,644
Oh, my God! Baby!
1755
01:11:01,879 --> 01:11:03,588
- I think you like it?
- You're crazy.
1756
01:11:03,589 --> 01:11:05,111
- You like it?
- Yes!
1757
01:11:10,679 --> 01:11:13,556
JORDAN: For three weeks, we sailed
the Naomi through the Caribbean,
1758
01:11:13,557 --> 01:11:15,641
eventually taking her home
to Long Island,
1759
01:11:15,642 --> 01:11:16,809
where we bought a house.
1760
01:11:16,810 --> 01:11:19,504
Seven acres on the Gold Coast
of Long Island.
1761
01:11:19,521 --> 01:11:22,064
The most expensive real estate
in the world.
1762
01:11:22,065 --> 01:11:24,817
With maids, cooks, landscapers,
you name it.
1763
01:11:24,818 --> 01:11:27,361
We even had two guards
who worked in shifts.
1764
01:11:27,362 --> 01:11:28,805
Both named Rocco.
1765
01:11:32,576 --> 01:11:34,770
It was heaven on earth.
1766
01:11:37,539 --> 01:11:39,040
NAOMI:
Wake up, you piece of shit!
1767
01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:40,875
- Ow!
- Who's Venice?
1768
01:11:40,876 --> 01:11:42,293
- Huh?
- "Who?"
1769
01:11:42,294 --> 01:11:43,377
Who? Who?
1770
01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:45,129
"Who?" What are you, a fucking owl?
1771
01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:46,422
Who is she?
(STUTTERING)
1772
01:11:46,423 --> 01:11:47,882
Some little hooker you
were fucking last night?
1773
01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:49,884
What the fuck are
you talking about? No.
1774
01:11:49,885 --> 01:11:51,594
No way, baby, no!
1775
01:11:51,595 --> 01:11:53,993
You were calling her
name in your sleep!
1776
01:11:54,014 --> 01:11:56,742
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I don't...
1777
01:11:57,184 --> 01:11:58,893
I don't even know who Venice is.
1778
01:11:58,894 --> 01:12:01,229
What the fuck does that even mean?
Venice.
1779
01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,083
That's the stupidest shit
I've ever heard in my fucking life!
1780
01:12:04,233 --> 01:12:06,006
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
1781
01:12:07,736 --> 01:12:10,055
JORDAN: (SLURRING)
Venice...
1782
01:12:10,405 --> 01:12:12,633
Venice, baby, where are you?
1783
01:12:13,242 --> 01:12:14,639
Venice!
1784
01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,846
Venice!
1785
01:12:17,079 --> 01:12:18,579
Where'd you go?
1786
01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:20,432
(GROANING)
1787
01:12:22,626 --> 01:12:25,419
Oh, baby.
Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
1788
01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:27,713
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- You like that?
1789
01:12:27,714 --> 01:12:29,924
(GROANING)
1790
01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:32,198
I like it. I like it. Ow.
1791
01:12:32,261 --> 01:12:34,053
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
1792
01:12:34,054 --> 01:12:35,096
Wolfie?
1793
01:12:35,097 --> 01:12:36,639
Yeah, it's my safe word, baby.
It's my safe word.
1794
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,349
I don't give a fuck
about your safe word!
1795
01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:40,309
- (SCREAMS) Come on!
- Shut the fuck up!
1796
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:42,788
- Ahh!
- Shut up, you little bitch!
1797
01:12:43,105 --> 01:12:45,314
You're a fucking
dirty little birdy!
1798
01:12:45,315 --> 01:12:46,416
Owie!
1799
01:12:47,192 --> 01:12:48,464
That's right.
1800
01:12:48,694 --> 01:12:49,861
That's right! I forgot.
1801
01:12:49,862 --> 01:12:51,430
(CHUCKLING)
I forgot, baby.
1802
01:12:51,446 --> 01:12:53,614
Donnie and I were investing
1803
01:12:53,615 --> 01:12:55,825
in a condominium complex in Venice.
1804
01:12:55,826 --> 01:12:57,034
That's why all this confusion.
1805
01:12:57,035 --> 01:12:58,619
Oh, you're investing in Italy?
1806
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,454
Not Italy. California.
1807
01:13:00,455 --> 01:13:02,039
- Oh, California?
- Yeah.
1808
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,249
You're a lying piece of shit!
1809
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:04,500
Duchess, baby, come on.
1810
01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:06,148
Don't you fucking "Duchess" me.
1811
01:13:06,169 --> 01:13:07,795
Don't you "Duchess" me!
(APOLOGIZING)
1812
01:13:07,796 --> 01:13:10,900
Do you really think that
I don't know what you're up to?
1813
01:13:10,924 --> 01:13:12,884
- You're a father now, Jordan.
- Yeah.
1814
01:13:12,885 --> 01:13:14,385
- You're a father now.
- I know...
1815
01:13:14,386 --> 01:13:16,137
And you're still
acting like an infant!
1816
01:13:16,138 --> 01:13:18,912
(SCREAMS)
God damn it!
1817
01:13:19,141 --> 01:13:21,915
Baby, you know,
you got real anger issues.
1818
01:13:22,311 --> 01:13:24,312
Who is the one who flew in here
1819
01:13:24,313 --> 01:13:27,273
at 3:00 in the morning
on their stupid helicopter
1820
01:13:27,274 --> 01:13:29,400
and woke up Skylar?
That was you!
1821
01:13:29,401 --> 01:13:32,129
Oh, Skylar!
Oh, fucking bullshit!
1822
01:13:41,663 --> 01:13:42,872
(ALARMS BLARING)
(BABY CRYING)
1823
01:13:42,873 --> 01:13:44,194
NAOMI:
Does it even matter to you
1824
01:13:44,207 --> 01:13:46,935
that I just had that driving range
1825
01:13:47,044 --> 01:13:50,212
sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
1826
01:13:50,213 --> 01:13:52,131
- and now you fucking wrecked it!
- Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
1827
01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:54,030
No, you didn't research
the whole thing
1828
01:13:54,176 --> 01:13:56,344
and deal with the fucking
golf course people!
1829
01:13:56,345 --> 01:13:57,595
Oh, my God,
1830
01:13:57,596 --> 01:14:00,181
you had to deal
with the golf course people, too!
1831
01:14:00,182 --> 01:14:03,001
What a Greek tragedy, honey!
Oh, my God!
1832
01:14:03,018 --> 01:14:05,978
You probably had to pay them
in cash with your hands!
1833
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,271
What a fucking burden.
1834
01:14:07,272 --> 01:14:09,315
And actually do some work
besides swiping
1835
01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:11,525
my fucking credit
card all day, huh?
1836
01:14:11,526 --> 01:14:14,320
Because I can't keep track
of your professions, honey.
1837
01:14:14,321 --> 01:14:16,280
'Cause last month
you were a wine connoisseur.
1838
01:14:16,281 --> 01:14:18,366
Now you're an aspiring
landscape architect!
1839
01:14:18,367 --> 01:14:20,159
- Let me get that right... No!
- Fuck you!
1840
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:22,244
Don't fucking dare throw that
1841
01:14:22,245 --> 01:14:24,814
fucking water at me.
Don't you fucking dare.
1842
01:14:25,624 --> 01:14:27,146
All right, honey?
1843
01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:28,751
Now will you just...
1844
01:14:28,752 --> 01:14:30,711
We could talk this out,
all right?
1845
01:14:30,712 --> 01:14:33,156
We just use our words.
You know?
1846
01:14:33,173 --> 01:14:34,340
Communicate.
1847
01:14:34,341 --> 01:14:35,658
Okay?
1848
01:14:36,093 --> 01:14:37,490
Come on, sweetheart.
1849
01:14:37,594 --> 01:14:39,537
Talk to me. Talk to me.
1850
01:14:39,554 --> 01:14:41,681
Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
1851
01:14:41,682 --> 01:14:43,474
You look like a fucking imbecile.
1852
01:14:43,475 --> 01:14:44,558
Babe, come on.
1853
01:14:44,559 --> 01:14:48,104
You should feel happy
you got a husband
1854
01:14:48,105 --> 01:14:50,458
who's in such great
shape like this, huh?
1855
01:14:51,233 --> 01:14:52,483
Come here.
1856
01:14:52,484 --> 01:14:54,068
Come on, give me a kiss.
1857
01:14:54,069 --> 01:14:55,236
You look so beautiful right now.
1858
01:14:55,237 --> 01:14:56,445
- Come on.
- Kiss you?
1859
01:14:56,446 --> 01:14:57,697
- You look so beautiful...
- Kiss you?
1860
01:14:57,698 --> 01:14:59,425
Yeah, give me one...
1861
01:15:00,242 --> 01:15:01,701
Fuck you!
1862
01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:03,804
Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
1863
01:15:04,204 --> 01:15:06,247
First I'd get up and
fight with Naomi
1864
01:15:06,248 --> 01:15:08,541
about whatever it is I did
the night before.
1865
01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,835
Next was a steam so
I could sweat out
1866
01:15:10,836 --> 01:15:12,670
the drugs still in my system.
1867
01:15:12,671 --> 01:15:14,398
Then I'd assess the damage.
1868
01:15:14,548 --> 01:15:16,400
Drown out my eyeballs.
1869
01:15:16,466 --> 01:15:19,010
Take my "back pills"
to get the day started,
1870
01:15:19,011 --> 01:15:21,205
then seek to make up with Naomi.
1871
01:15:21,471 --> 01:15:23,244
Good morning, Daddy.
1872
01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,041
Where's my kiss?
1873
01:15:25,559 --> 01:15:27,161
Whee!
1874
01:15:27,269 --> 01:15:28,871
Hey, sweetheart.
1875
01:15:30,564 --> 01:15:33,607
Does Daddy get a kiss
from both of his little girls, huh?
1876
01:15:33,608 --> 01:15:35,067
Oh, no.
1877
01:15:35,068 --> 01:15:38,237
No, Daddy doesn't even
get to touch Mommy
1878
01:15:38,238 --> 01:15:40,090
for a very, very,
1879
01:15:40,449 --> 01:15:41,926
very long time.
1880
01:15:42,367 --> 01:15:45,202
Daddy's really sorry about what
he said in the other room.
1881
01:15:45,203 --> 01:15:46,495
He didn't mean any of it.
1882
01:15:46,496 --> 01:15:48,894
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
1883
01:15:49,332 --> 01:15:51,025
And from now on,
1884
01:15:52,294 --> 01:15:54,567
it's gonna be nothing but short,
1885
01:15:54,713 --> 01:15:57,032
short skirts around the house.
1886
01:15:59,551 --> 01:16:02,120
And you know something else, Daddy?
1887
01:16:03,263 --> 01:16:09,211
Mommy is just so sick and
tired of wearing panties.
1888
01:16:10,896 --> 01:16:12,919
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1889
01:16:15,233 --> 01:16:16,755
In fact,
1890
01:16:18,653 --> 01:16:21,489
she's decided to throw them
1891
01:16:21,490 --> 01:16:24,764
all away.
1892
01:16:26,661 --> 01:16:28,013
(SIGHING)
1893
01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:32,442
So take a good look, Daddy.
1894
01:16:32,793 --> 01:16:35,920
You're gonna be seeing an awful
lot of this around the house.
1895
01:16:35,921 --> 01:16:37,546
Oh, baby...
1896
01:16:37,547 --> 01:16:39,115
Yeah, Mommy.
1897
01:16:39,508 --> 01:16:41,531
- Yeah...
- But no touching.
1898
01:16:42,010 --> 01:16:43,703
Oh, gosh.
1899
01:16:45,013 --> 01:16:46,410
Ow.
1900
01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:49,892
What's wrong, Daddy?
1901
01:16:49,893 --> 01:16:51,336
Mmm, baby.
1902
01:16:53,355 --> 01:16:54,627
God!
1903
01:16:54,731 --> 01:16:56,128
(SOBBING)
1904
01:16:56,191 --> 01:16:57,463
Look at this shit.
1905
01:16:57,526 --> 01:17:01,347
Okay. Mommy likes to
play games with Daddy.
1906
01:17:03,031 --> 01:17:05,680
Mommy, have you ever noticed
1907
01:17:05,784 --> 01:17:07,636
anything odd about Mr...
1908
01:17:08,036 --> 01:17:09,729
Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
1909
01:17:11,790 --> 01:17:15,019
His eyes seem
to be a little bit odd, don't they?
1910
01:17:15,377 --> 01:17:18,963
Yeah, there's something a little
bit different about his eyes.
1911
01:17:18,964 --> 01:17:22,216
(GASPS) Yes!
I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy.
1912
01:17:22,217 --> 01:17:24,176
Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco.
1913
01:17:24,177 --> 01:17:25,636
Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.
(CHUCKLES)
1914
01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:27,054
See that, huh?
1915
01:17:27,055 --> 01:17:28,889
Of all the fucking days,
1916
01:17:28,890 --> 01:17:30,788
she chooses today to
give me blue balls!
1917
01:17:31,226 --> 01:17:33,936
I mean, today was the biggest day
in Stratton's history,
1918
01:17:33,937 --> 01:17:35,855
and I needed to be
thinking straight.
1919
01:17:35,856 --> 01:17:37,333
Hey, Jordan!
1920
01:17:37,607 --> 01:17:39,525
- Welcome.
- Steve here yet?
1921
01:17:39,526 --> 01:17:42,755
JORDAN: This was the day that we
launched the Steve Madden IPO.
1922
01:17:42,821 --> 01:17:44,947
DONNIE: Troops are all here,
everyone's all rallied, excited.
1923
01:17:44,948 --> 01:17:46,824
JORDAN:
Everything had to run tight.
1924
01:17:46,825 --> 01:17:47,950
It had to be perfect.
1925
01:17:47,951 --> 01:17:49,644
What the fuck is that kid doing?
1926
01:17:50,412 --> 01:17:51,855
What's he doing?
1927
01:17:52,497 --> 01:17:54,474
The biggest IPO in
this firm's history.
1928
01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,856
What the fuck is he doing?
1929
01:17:57,752 --> 01:17:59,854
JANET: Is he...
Is he wearing a bow tie?
1930
01:18:00,046 --> 01:18:01,238
Hi.
1931
01:18:02,257 --> 01:18:03,424
How're you doing?
1932
01:18:03,425 --> 01:18:04,572
Good.
1933
01:18:05,385 --> 01:18:07,283
You cleaning the fish bowl?
1934
01:18:08,263 --> 01:18:10,457
I just...
I had a minute and...
1935
01:18:10,765 --> 01:18:12,242
You had a minute.
1936
01:18:12,434 --> 01:18:14,852
And today you needed to
clean the fish bowl? Today?
1937
01:18:14,853 --> 01:18:18,628
I had finished my paperwork
and I had a couple of minutes.
1938
01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:20,542
Okay. Nice to meet you.
1939
01:18:26,489 --> 01:18:27,841
On new issue day?
1940
01:18:29,409 --> 01:18:32,058
On cocksucking,
motherfucking new issue day?
1941
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,392
This is what you do?
1942
01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:36,353
Hey, everybody, listen up!
1943
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:39,603
This is what happens when you fuck
with your pets on new issue day!
1944
01:18:41,796 --> 01:18:43,864
(ALL GROANING)
1945
01:18:53,183 --> 01:18:55,126
Take your little bow tie,
get your shit,
1946
01:18:55,352 --> 01:18:57,269
and get the fuck out of my office!
You understand?
1947
01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:58,872
Get the fuck out!
1948
01:19:00,649 --> 01:19:02,441
(ALL JEERING)
1949
01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:04,026
Everybody on point!
1950
01:19:04,027 --> 01:19:07,051
We are here to make money.
Everybody on point.
1951
01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:12,284
JORDAN: A real wolf pit,
which is exactly how I liked it.
1952
01:19:12,285 --> 01:19:14,995
Jordan, look what I caught in
the lobby. I caught a genius.
1953
01:19:14,996 --> 01:19:16,564
JORDAN:
Enter Steve Madden.
1954
01:19:16,581 --> 01:19:17,748
The great American cobbler.
1955
01:19:17,749 --> 01:19:20,227
Red-hot ladies footwear Impresario.
1956
01:19:20,669 --> 01:19:23,879
And thanks to Donnie,
we were taking his company public.
1957
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:27,701
Stratton Oakmont was crawling
out of the primordial ooze.
1958
01:19:27,842 --> 01:19:29,785
Pond scum no more.
1959
01:19:30,011 --> 01:19:31,345
That's why they gotta
see your face.
1960
01:19:31,346 --> 01:19:33,931
You get them fired up so they push
the shit out of this stock. Okay?
1961
01:19:33,932 --> 01:19:36,600
And not only that,
Donnie and I secretly owned
1962
01:19:36,601 --> 01:19:38,954
85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
1963
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,522
which legally speaking
was a big no-no,
1964
01:19:41,523 --> 01:19:45,048
but we'd get filthy fucking rich
if our troops got behind it.
1965
01:19:45,277 --> 01:19:47,630
Our job was to get them worked up.
1966
01:19:47,696 --> 01:19:49,594
- But not too worked up.
- Shh.
1967
01:19:51,032 --> 01:19:52,805
Hello. If, uh...
(WHISTLES)
1968
01:19:53,243 --> 01:19:55,471
For those of you who don't know me,
uh...
1969
01:19:55,704 --> 01:19:56,829
My name's Steve Madden.
1970
01:19:56,830 --> 01:19:58,664
Yeah, we know who you are.
(LAUGHTER)
1971
01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,062
Your name is on the box.
1972
01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:01,792
Get the shoes.
Show them the shoes.
1973
01:20:01,793 --> 01:20:03,486
- Show them the shoes.
- Okay. Yeah.
1974
01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:06,714
Anyway, you know,
this shoe is pretty cool.
1975
01:20:06,715 --> 01:20:09,675
This is the Mary Lou, which is really
the shoe that put me on the map.
1976
01:20:09,676 --> 01:20:11,343
Without it,
I wouldn't be here.
1977
01:20:11,344 --> 01:20:12,594
It's a fat girls' shoe!
1978
01:20:12,595 --> 01:20:14,663
Believe it or not...
Believe it or not though,
1979
01:20:14,681 --> 01:20:16,265
the Mary Lou is actually the same
1980
01:20:16,266 --> 01:20:18,058
as the Mary Jane, but
it's black leather.
1981
01:20:18,059 --> 01:20:19,832
(JEERING)
1982
01:20:22,689 --> 01:20:24,398
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1983
01:20:24,399 --> 01:20:26,297
Fight back! Come on!
Where you at? Where you at?
1984
01:20:27,569 --> 01:20:28,902
All right!
1985
01:20:28,903 --> 01:20:32,281
Let's give it up for Steve Madden
and his awesome Mary Lou!
1986
01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:34,510
Hold that up. Hold that up.
Hold that up proud!
1987
01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:37,103
Give him a round of applause!
1988
01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:40,432
You guys got that
out of your systems, huh?
1989
01:20:41,249 --> 01:20:43,351
You having a good
afternoon or what?
1990
01:20:43,835 --> 01:20:46,962
I wanna take a moment
and tell you why Steve here is so
1991
01:20:46,963 --> 01:20:49,361
absolutely off the fucking wall.
1992
01:20:50,467 --> 01:20:52,194
It's because this man
1993
01:20:52,469 --> 01:20:54,162
is a creative genius.
1994
01:20:54,596 --> 01:20:56,638
This ability, this gift
1995
01:20:56,639 --> 01:20:58,241
that Steve has,
1996
01:20:58,266 --> 01:20:59,850
it goes beyond just
1997
01:20:59,851 --> 01:21:01,602
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
1998
01:21:01,603 --> 01:21:05,503
Steve's power is that
he creates trends.
1999
01:21:05,732 --> 01:21:06,879
You understand?
2000
01:21:07,359 --> 01:21:09,526
Artists like Steve come along
once every decade.
2001
01:21:09,527 --> 01:21:13,030
I'm talking Giorgio Armani,
Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
2002
01:21:13,031 --> 01:21:14,724
Yves Saint Laurent.
2003
01:21:15,116 --> 01:21:16,843
Steve, come over here for a second.
2004
01:21:16,951 --> 01:21:19,099
I don't think you all realize
2005
01:21:19,662 --> 01:21:21,139
that Steve Madden
2006
01:21:21,373 --> 01:21:24,750
is the hottest person
in the women's shoe industry,
2007
01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:26,126
with orders going through the roof
2008
01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:29,572
at every department store
in North America right now.
2009
01:21:29,964 --> 01:21:32,066
We have him here in our office!
2010
01:21:33,009 --> 01:21:35,886
We should thank our fucking
lucky stars this man is here!
2011
01:21:35,887 --> 01:21:38,555
We should be
on our hands and knees right now,
2012
01:21:38,556 --> 01:21:40,724
getting ready to suck this guy off!
2013
01:21:40,725 --> 01:21:42,042
Like this! Okay?
2014
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,412
(LAUGHTER)
2015
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,247
I wanna suck you off, Steve!
2016
01:21:46,022 --> 01:21:47,715
Everyone's gonna suck you off!
2017
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:49,650
This is our golden ticket
2018
01:21:49,651 --> 01:21:51,777
to the fucking chocolate factory
right here!
2019
01:21:51,778 --> 01:21:52,879
(CHEERING)
2020
01:21:52,904 --> 01:21:54,051
And I wanna meet
2021
01:21:54,155 --> 01:21:56,474
Willy fucking Wonka, okay?
2022
01:21:57,033 --> 01:21:59,977
I wanna be with the
fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
2023
01:22:03,957 --> 01:22:06,435
All right, get off this fucking stage!
Get out of here.
2024
01:22:06,918 --> 01:22:09,362
All right, I want you all
to focus for a second.
2025
01:22:09,796 --> 01:22:11,898
See those little black boxes?
2026
01:22:12,006 --> 01:22:13,173
They're called telephones.
2027
01:22:13,174 --> 01:22:16,051
I'm gonna let you in on a little
secret about these telephones.
2028
01:22:16,052 --> 01:22:18,746
They're not gonna dial themselves.
Okay?
2029
01:22:18,763 --> 01:22:22,584
Without you, they're just
worthless hunks of plastic.
2030
01:22:23,101 --> 01:22:26,796
Like a loaded M16 without a trained
Marine to pull the trigger.
2031
01:22:27,730 --> 01:22:30,253
And in the case of the telephone,
2032
01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:33,044
it's up to each and
every one of you,
2033
01:22:34,446 --> 01:22:36,640
my highly-trained Strattonites.
2034
01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:39,054
My killers!
2035
01:22:39,701 --> 01:22:43,101
My killers,
who will not take no for an answer!
2036
01:22:43,872 --> 01:22:45,565
My fucking warriors,
2037
01:22:45,915 --> 01:22:48,000
who will not hang up the phone
2038
01:22:48,001 --> 01:22:51,044
until their client either buys
2039
01:22:51,045 --> 01:22:53,297
or fucking dies!
2040
01:22:53,298 --> 01:22:54,900
(ALL CHEERING)
2041
01:23:08,229 --> 01:23:09,897
Let me tell you something.
2042
01:23:09,898 --> 01:23:13,002
There is no nobility in poverty.
2043
01:23:13,359 --> 01:23:16,445
I have been a rich man
and I have been a poor man.
2044
01:23:16,446 --> 01:23:18,447
And I choose rich
every fucking time.
2045
01:23:18,448 --> 01:23:20,115
(CHEERING)
2046
01:23:20,116 --> 01:23:21,408
Because at least as a rich man,
2047
01:23:21,409 --> 01:23:22,868
when I have to face my problems,
2048
01:23:22,869 --> 01:23:24,828
I show up in the back of a limo,
2049
01:23:24,829 --> 01:23:26,747
wearing a $2,000 suit
2050
01:23:26,748 --> 01:23:29,476
and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
2051
01:23:32,128 --> 01:23:33,629
(YELLING)
2052
01:23:33,630 --> 01:23:34,796
Duke it out! Hit him!
2053
01:23:34,797 --> 01:23:36,319
Get the fuck off me!
2054
01:23:37,675 --> 01:23:40,369
And if anyone here
thinks I'm superficial
2055
01:23:40,386 --> 01:23:41,929
or materialistic,
2056
01:23:41,930 --> 01:23:44,306
go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
2057
01:23:44,307 --> 01:23:46,455
'cause that's where
you fucking belong!
2058
01:23:48,436 --> 01:23:52,040
But before you depart
this room full of winners,
2059
01:23:52,774 --> 01:23:54,066
I want you to take a good look
2060
01:23:54,067 --> 01:23:55,840
at the person next to you. Go on.
2061
01:23:56,861 --> 01:23:59,214
Because sometime in
the not-so-distant future,
2062
01:23:59,531 --> 01:24:00,989
you're gonna be pulling
up to a red light
2063
01:24:00,990 --> 01:24:03,058
in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
2064
01:24:03,284 --> 01:24:06,453
and that person's gonna be
pulling up right alongside you
2065
01:24:06,454 --> 01:24:08,682
in their brand new Porsche
2066
01:24:09,415 --> 01:24:11,500
with their beautiful
wife by their side,
2067
01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,043
who's got big voluptuous tits.
2068
01:24:13,044 --> 01:24:14,646
(ALL LAUGH)
2069
01:24:15,129 --> 01:24:17,464
And who're you gonna
be sitting next to?
2070
01:24:17,465 --> 01:24:19,299
Some disgusting wildebeest
2071
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:20,884
with three days of razor-stubble,
2072
01:24:20,885 --> 01:24:22,302
in a sleeveless muumuu,
2073
01:24:22,303 --> 01:24:24,763
crammed in next to you
in a carload full of groceries
2074
01:24:24,764 --> 01:24:26,598
from the fucking Price Club!
2075
01:24:26,599 --> 01:24:28,976
That's who you're gonna
be sitting next to!
2076
01:24:28,977 --> 01:24:31,311
So you listen to me
and you listen well.
2077
01:24:31,312 --> 01:24:33,665
Are you behind on your
credit card bills?
2078
01:24:33,982 --> 01:24:36,255
Good! Pick up the phone
and start dialing!
2079
01:24:36,568 --> 01:24:39,217
Is your landlord ready to evict you?
Good!
2080
01:24:39,404 --> 01:24:41,655
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
2081
01:24:41,656 --> 01:24:45,033
Does your girlfriend think
you're a fucking worthless loser?
2082
01:24:45,034 --> 01:24:47,978
Good! Pick up the
phone and start dialing!
2083
01:24:48,204 --> 01:24:50,432
I want you to deal
with your problems
2084
01:24:50,498 --> 01:24:51,707
by becoming rich!
2085
01:24:51,708 --> 01:24:53,151
(ALL CHEERING)
2086
01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:55,752
All you have to do today
2087
01:24:55,753 --> 01:24:57,275
is pick up that phone
2088
01:24:58,339 --> 01:25:00,908
and speak the words
that I have taught you.
2089
01:25:01,509 --> 01:25:03,577
And I will make you richer
2090
01:25:03,595 --> 01:25:05,137
than the most powerful CEO
2091
01:25:05,138 --> 01:25:06,722
in the United States
of fucking America!
2092
01:25:06,723 --> 01:25:08,325
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
2093
01:25:09,017 --> 01:25:10,414
Fuck, yeah!
2094
01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:13,129
I want you to go out there
2095
01:25:13,771 --> 01:25:15,623
and I want you to ram
2096
01:25:15,857 --> 01:25:19,234
Steve Madden stock
down your clients' throats
2097
01:25:19,235 --> 01:25:21,633
until they fucking choke on it!
2098
01:25:21,946 --> 01:25:24,114
Till they choke on it and they buy
2099
01:25:24,115 --> 01:25:26,283
100,000 shares! That's what I want.
2100
01:25:26,284 --> 01:25:27,868
Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
2101
01:25:27,869 --> 01:25:29,642
You be ferocious!
2102
01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:31,644
- You be relentless!
- ALL: Yeah!
2103
01:25:31,664 --> 01:25:35,064
You be telephone
fucking terrorists!
2104
01:25:36,419 --> 01:25:40,047
Now let's knock this motherfucker
out of the park!
2105
01:25:40,048 --> 01:25:41,741
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
2106
01:26:10,328 --> 01:26:15,150
JORDAN: At 1:00 p.m., we opened
the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
2107
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:18,357
By 1:03, it was over $18.
2108
01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:20,776
Even the big Wall Street firms
were buying.
2109
01:26:30,598 --> 01:26:32,599
Of the two million shares
offered for sale,
2110
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:35,602
a million belonged to me, held in
phony accounts by my ratholes.
2111
01:26:35,603 --> 01:26:37,922
Now once the price hit
the high teens...
2112
01:26:37,939 --> 01:26:40,190
(CHUCKLES) You know what?
Who gives a shit?
2113
01:26:40,191 --> 01:26:41,918
As always, the point is this.
2114
01:26:42,276 --> 01:26:46,756
$22 million in three fucking hours!
2115
01:26:47,782 --> 01:26:49,759
Can you believe this shit?
2116
01:26:49,951 --> 01:26:52,244
- I fucking love this, baby!
- It's amazing!
2117
01:26:52,245 --> 01:26:53,471
JANET:
Jordan!
2118
01:26:53,788 --> 01:26:55,122
Barry Kleinman's on the phone
2119
01:26:55,123 --> 01:26:56,873
- from Future Video.
- Who?
2120
01:26:56,874 --> 01:26:58,166
I don't know.
He shot at your wedding.
2121
01:26:58,167 --> 01:26:59,292
He says it's urgent.
2122
01:26:59,293 --> 01:27:01,503
Urgent?
Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman?
2123
01:27:01,504 --> 01:27:03,171
Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
2124
01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:04,297
You're in love with me?
2125
01:27:04,298 --> 01:27:05,445
Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
2126
01:27:05,466 --> 01:27:06,550
Hey, Barry, what's up?
2127
01:27:06,551 --> 01:27:08,760
Listen, I got this subpoena.
2128
01:27:08,761 --> 01:27:10,303
Subpoena? What the fuck
are you talking about?
2129
01:27:10,304 --> 01:27:11,888
Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy
2130
01:27:11,889 --> 01:27:13,014
of your wedding video.
2131
01:27:13,015 --> 01:27:14,287
JORDAN:
The fucking FBI?
2132
01:27:14,392 --> 01:27:16,309
- You fucking kidding me?
- BO: Listen to me.
2133
01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:17,686
His name is Denham.
2134
01:27:17,687 --> 01:27:19,438
He's an agent with
the New York office.
2135
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,564
JORDAN:
What's his problem?
2136
01:27:20,565 --> 01:27:23,293
BO: He's a Boy Scout. He thinks
you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
2137
01:27:24,485 --> 01:27:25,819
JORDAN: What does he want
with my wedding video?
2138
01:27:25,820 --> 01:27:27,529
It's like an invasion
of my privacy.
2139
01:27:27,530 --> 01:27:28,973
You know what I'm saying?
It's like...
2140
01:27:28,990 --> 01:27:30,365
It's intrusive, you know.
2141
01:27:30,366 --> 01:27:33,118
He's got pictures of your
whole inner fucking circle.
2142
01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:35,036
Pictures, names of the people.
2143
01:27:35,037 --> 01:27:36,121
You know what he's trying to do?
2144
01:27:36,122 --> 01:27:37,330
Exactly what he's doing.
Look at yourself.
2145
01:27:37,331 --> 01:27:38,623
He's trying to rattle you,
2146
01:27:38,624 --> 01:27:40,167
he's trying to rattle
your old lady,
2147
01:27:40,168 --> 01:27:43,003
so she nags you
until you become a fucking witness.
2148
01:27:43,004 --> 01:27:44,504
He wants me to rat on myself?
2149
01:27:44,505 --> 01:27:46,448
He wants me
to give information about my...
2150
01:27:46,674 --> 01:27:48,341
Listen. The good
fucking news is,
2151
01:27:48,342 --> 01:27:50,177
you know I know
everybody downtown,
2152
01:27:50,178 --> 01:27:52,512
I call up the Justice Department,
the DEA,
2153
01:27:52,513 --> 01:27:55,708
nobody even knows you fucking
exist, so calm down!
2154
01:27:55,892 --> 01:27:57,209
They don't know I exist?
2155
01:27:57,351 --> 01:27:59,124
- No.
- That's good.
2156
01:28:04,025 --> 01:28:05,150
But you...
2157
01:28:05,151 --> 01:28:06,719
You know who he is, right?
2158
01:28:07,361 --> 01:28:09,404
- Yeah.
- So, if I just wanted to get
2159
01:28:09,405 --> 01:28:11,448
some more information,
just find out what he knows,
2160
01:28:11,449 --> 01:28:14,701
you could go to
his house, right?
2161
01:28:14,702 --> 01:28:16,703
Tap his phones a
little bit, bug him.
2162
01:28:16,704 --> 01:28:17,871
You could get some
information...
2163
01:28:17,872 --> 01:28:20,791
You don't fuck with
these guys like that.
2164
01:28:20,792 --> 01:28:21,958
You don't fuck with
them like that.
2165
01:28:21,959 --> 01:28:23,210
What are you, nuts or something?
2166
01:28:23,211 --> 01:28:24,920
This is what you fucking do.
What do I pay you for?
2167
01:28:24,921 --> 01:28:28,089
I have a fucking P.I. license, you know?
I make a living at this.
2168
01:28:28,090 --> 01:28:29,216
I'm not a cop anymore.
2169
01:28:29,217 --> 01:28:31,343
They'll take my fucking license
away from me, all right?
2170
01:28:31,344 --> 01:28:32,491
Okay.
2171
01:28:33,137 --> 01:28:35,490
Okay, if I can't do that,
can I just...
2172
01:28:35,681 --> 01:28:37,033
Can I give the guy a call?
2173
01:28:38,142 --> 01:28:40,227
- Why? Is that...
- Jordan. Jordan.
2174
01:28:40,228 --> 01:28:41,311
Do me a favor?
2175
01:28:41,312 --> 01:28:44,314
The only one who calls this guy
is your fucking lawyer.
2176
01:28:44,315 --> 01:28:45,398
I can't call him, right?
2177
01:28:45,399 --> 01:28:47,234
- It's against the rules?
- I told you,
2178
01:28:47,235 --> 01:28:48,985
whatever the fuck
you say to him,
2179
01:28:48,986 --> 01:28:51,696
he's gonna use against you.
Don't you understand?
2180
01:28:51,697 --> 01:28:53,532
He's smart, you're dumb.
2181
01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:54,850
Fucking bullshit.
2182
01:28:55,368 --> 01:28:56,660
Are we fucking talking tonight,
2183
01:28:56,661 --> 01:28:57,911
or are you gonna get schwacked?
2184
01:28:57,912 --> 01:28:59,579
The last time you took
these fucking pills,
2185
01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:02,060
you put your head in the fucking
macaroni. I had to pick it up.
2186
01:29:02,667 --> 01:29:04,209
All right.
2187
01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:05,937
Okay, I won't call him.
2188
01:29:08,673 --> 01:29:10,841
Hey, fellas!
Come on board.
2189
01:29:10,842 --> 01:29:12,694
The plank's right around there.
2190
01:29:13,469 --> 01:29:14,821
Welcome!
2191
01:29:14,929 --> 01:29:16,906
Whoo! What a nice day.
2192
01:29:18,891 --> 01:29:20,083
Hey.
2193
01:29:20,434 --> 01:29:21,831
Welcome aboard.
2194
01:29:22,478 --> 01:29:24,229
Jordan. Welcome
aboard the Naomi.
2195
01:29:24,230 --> 01:29:25,355
Pleasure to meet you.
2196
01:29:25,356 --> 01:29:26,857
Agent Denham.
This is Agent Hughes.
2197
01:29:26,858 --> 01:29:27,983
Hi, how are you?
2198
01:29:27,984 --> 01:29:31,319
Let me introduce you. This is Nicole,
Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
2199
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,905
What are you guys all shy for?
Don't be scared.
2200
01:29:33,906 --> 01:29:35,156
These are friends of Stratton.
2201
01:29:35,157 --> 01:29:36,429
- It's a pleasure.
- Hello.
2202
01:29:36,450 --> 01:29:38,723
Um...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
2203
01:29:39,328 --> 01:29:42,898
Your message said
that you wanted to speak privately.
2204
01:29:42,957 --> 01:29:44,775
Right. I do want to
speak privately.
2205
01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:46,189
Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
2206
01:29:46,377 --> 01:29:47,794
Let me know if I can
get you anything.
2207
01:29:47,795 --> 01:29:49,147
We'd be happy to help.
2208
01:29:49,881 --> 01:29:50,964
You guys hungry?
2209
01:29:50,965 --> 01:29:52,048
Want something to eat?
2210
01:29:52,049 --> 01:29:53,884
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
2211
01:29:53,885 --> 01:29:56,303
I got whiskey.
Any kind of booze you want.
2212
01:29:56,304 --> 01:29:57,888
You know what?
The Bureau doesn't allow us
2213
01:29:57,889 --> 01:29:59,457
to drink while we're at sea.
2214
01:29:59,599 --> 01:30:00,700
Duh! Of course.
2215
01:30:00,725 --> 01:30:01,872
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2216
01:30:01,976 --> 01:30:03,953
Ever been on one of these before?
2217
01:30:03,978 --> 01:30:05,375
A boat?
2218
01:30:05,980 --> 01:30:07,397
I learned how to
sail when I was six.
2219
01:30:07,398 --> 01:30:09,566
No shit. Is that right?
Really?
2220
01:30:09,567 --> 01:30:11,359
On one like this, though?
2221
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:14,259
I had the whole front extended in
order to fit the chopper up there.
2222
01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:15,677
See that?
2223
01:30:16,866 --> 01:30:18,283
Anyway, this is for you.
2224
01:30:18,284 --> 01:30:21,328
It's a complete list of every
person that was at my wedding.
2225
01:30:21,329 --> 01:30:24,164
I understand you wanted
the whole wedding video.
2226
01:30:24,165 --> 01:30:27,000
Figured this would help
expedite the whole process, right?
2227
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,835
- There you go.
- Look,
2228
01:30:28,836 --> 01:30:30,086
my point is that
2229
01:30:30,087 --> 01:30:31,838
I know you're
investigating Stratton.
2230
01:30:31,839 --> 01:30:35,443
But for the life of me,
I can't figure out why.
2231
01:30:35,676 --> 01:30:37,928
I know we're a little unorthodox,
we're a little
2232
01:30:37,929 --> 01:30:40,013
loud in the way we do things.
But you gotta understand,
2233
01:30:40,014 --> 01:30:41,389
we're the new guys on the block,
you know,
2234
01:30:41,390 --> 01:30:44,039
we're trying to make
a name for ourselves.
2235
01:30:44,185 --> 01:30:46,834
But I want you to
understand, we don't
2236
01:30:46,854 --> 01:30:48,627
do anything illegal.
2237
01:30:49,357 --> 01:30:50,523
Whatsoever.
2238
01:30:50,524 --> 01:30:52,150
I mean, you could talk to the SEC.
2239
01:30:52,151 --> 01:30:55,195
They were at my office 15 times
over the last six months.
2240
01:30:55,196 --> 01:30:57,640
I mean, I got...
I got nothing to hide.
2241
01:30:57,740 --> 01:31:00,825
Well, you know the SEC is
a civil regulatory agency.
2242
01:31:00,826 --> 01:31:02,452
We pursue criminal activities.
2243
01:31:02,453 --> 01:31:05,397
Exactly! You go after
real criminals, which
2244
01:31:05,873 --> 01:31:08,375
makes me wonder what the hell
you're investigating me for?
2245
01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:10,399
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
I mean, honestly...
2246
01:31:10,628 --> 01:31:14,422
What is it that you think
that we did or do? I don't get it.
2247
01:31:14,423 --> 01:31:15,757
Well, I...
2248
01:31:15,758 --> 01:31:18,218
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss
an ongoing investigation.
2249
01:31:18,219 --> 01:31:20,037
No, I get that.
No, I understand.
2250
01:31:20,054 --> 01:31:21,576
With that said...
2251
01:31:22,306 --> 01:31:24,224
This case got dumped
on my desk...
2252
01:31:24,225 --> 01:31:25,892
- Did it?
- You know, by a higher-up
2253
01:31:25,893 --> 01:31:27,227
who needs to make a show
2254
01:31:27,228 --> 01:31:29,437
of looking into the new company
on the block,
2255
01:31:29,438 --> 01:31:30,915
- with all the press and everything.
- New loud guys.
2256
01:31:31,315 --> 01:31:32,816
And then I end up
being the schmuck
2257
01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:34,567
who does the looking. Exactly.
2258
01:31:34,568 --> 01:31:36,653
It's just, you know...
It bothers me.
2259
01:31:36,654 --> 01:31:38,071
We're the new guy.
We're the one
2260
01:31:38,072 --> 01:31:40,448
that's banging on Wall Street's door.
I mean, you should...
2261
01:31:40,449 --> 01:31:42,409
You should see what's going
on at the bigger firms.
2262
01:31:42,410 --> 01:31:44,012
I mean, I know all the information.
2263
01:31:44,078 --> 01:31:47,057
It's true! Goldman,
Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
2264
01:31:47,248 --> 01:31:49,066
Collateralized debt obligations?
2265
01:31:49,083 --> 01:31:50,417
This Internet stock bullshit?
2266
01:31:50,418 --> 01:31:52,293
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
2267
01:31:52,294 --> 01:31:54,546
I could take you step-by-step
2268
01:31:54,547 --> 01:31:57,366
through what exactly is occurring.
2269
01:31:57,550 --> 01:31:59,243
All you have to do is ask.
2270
01:31:59,301 --> 01:32:00,698
I'm available.
2271
01:32:00,761 --> 01:32:02,429
- That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
- Mmm-hmm.
2272
01:32:02,430 --> 01:32:05,409
I don't see why a
little sitdown like this
2273
01:32:05,975 --> 01:32:07,600
can't be profitable
for the both of us.
2274
01:32:07,601 --> 01:32:09,936
It should. Right?
It should profit the both of us.
2275
01:32:09,937 --> 01:32:11,584
- It should.
- Look.
2276
01:32:12,023 --> 01:32:14,315
I'm gonna give you
my personal line.
2277
01:32:14,316 --> 01:32:17,340
Five days a week,
you just call me, feel free.
2278
01:32:17,445 --> 01:32:19,263
- I'll do that.
- Great.
2279
01:32:21,741 --> 01:32:23,491
Are you sure you guys don't
want something to drink?
2280
01:32:23,492 --> 01:32:25,243
You're not hungry? Nothing?
2281
01:32:25,244 --> 01:32:26,971
- Nothing? No?
- Oh, no.
2282
01:32:29,999 --> 01:32:31,124
Let me ask you,
2283
01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:32,625
and if you don't wanna
get too personal,
2284
01:32:32,626 --> 01:32:34,899
- just tell me to shut up at any time.
- Oh.
2285
01:32:35,838 --> 01:32:38,548
Did you try to get
your broker's license at one time?
2286
01:32:38,549 --> 01:32:41,493
Did I hear that right? Were you
trying to take a stab at Wall Street?
2287
01:32:42,303 --> 01:32:44,304
- No? (CHUCKLES)
- Who you been talking to?
2288
01:32:44,305 --> 01:32:45,388
Who the fuck you
been talking to?
2289
01:32:45,389 --> 01:32:46,514
Well, you're investigating me.
2290
01:32:46,515 --> 01:32:48,058
I hear things.
(LAUGHING)
2291
01:32:48,059 --> 01:32:49,502
You know what I mean?
2292
01:32:50,519 --> 01:32:52,062
You ever think about
what would've happened
2293
01:32:52,063 --> 01:32:54,757
if you would have
stayed the course?
2294
01:32:55,941 --> 01:32:57,817
You know what?
When I'm riding home on the subway
2295
01:32:57,818 --> 01:32:59,194
and my balls are
fucking sweating,
2296
01:32:59,195 --> 01:33:01,071
I'm wearing the same suit
three days in a row...
2297
01:33:01,072 --> 01:33:02,655
Yeah, you bet I do.
2298
01:33:02,656 --> 01:33:04,491
I've thought about it before.
Who wouldn't, right?
2299
01:33:04,492 --> 01:33:05,617
Right, who fucking wouldn't?
2300
01:33:05,618 --> 01:33:06,785
What do you get...
2301
01:33:06,786 --> 01:33:08,119
Another personal question,
no need to answer...
2302
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,579
No, that's all right, Jordan.
2303
01:33:09,580 --> 01:33:12,729
What do you pull in? 50, 60K?
Something like that?
2304
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:14,834
- A year? In the ballpark?
- Oh.
2305
01:33:14,835 --> 01:33:16,377
Well, I...
2306
01:33:16,378 --> 01:33:18,254
Let's put it this way.
2307
01:33:18,255 --> 01:33:19,547
You get a free handgun
2308
01:33:19,548 --> 01:33:21,428
when you sign up for the Bureau.
(CHUCKLING)
2309
01:33:21,717 --> 01:33:24,010
No, but it fucking pisses me off.
You know what I mean?
2310
01:33:24,011 --> 01:33:26,262
You think about the people
that built this country,
2311
01:33:26,263 --> 01:33:27,764
hardworking people like you.
2312
01:33:27,765 --> 01:33:30,414
Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
2313
01:33:30,434 --> 01:33:34,187
End of the day, you guys get
fucking skinned alive financially.
2314
01:33:34,188 --> 01:33:36,147
It fucking makes me angry.
2315
01:33:36,148 --> 01:33:39,297
Now the one thing about Wall Street
and this market is,
2316
01:33:39,318 --> 01:33:41,091
for me, I feel
2317
01:33:42,029 --> 01:33:44,489
it's good to give back.
You know, there's...
2318
01:33:44,490 --> 01:33:46,741
There are situations where I can
2319
01:33:46,742 --> 01:33:50,370
make those situations better
for people. You know?
2320
01:33:50,371 --> 01:33:51,746
You know what I mean.
2321
01:33:51,747 --> 01:33:53,269
Opportunity
2322
01:33:53,707 --> 01:33:54,791
is everything.
2323
01:33:54,792 --> 01:33:56,144
Exactly.
2324
01:33:56,168 --> 01:33:58,711
Take for example,
I got this one kid, right?
2325
01:33:58,712 --> 01:34:02,549
Went to school for environmental
science, something like that.
2326
01:34:02,550 --> 01:34:04,467
He was bogged down
by student loans.
2327
01:34:04,468 --> 01:34:06,970
Turns out, his mother needed
triple bypass surgery.
2328
01:34:06,971 --> 01:34:08,721
- Jesus.
- Right. Horrible situation.
2329
01:34:08,722 --> 01:34:09,806
Sure.
2330
01:34:09,807 --> 01:34:10,974
But we got him into the market
2331
01:34:10,975 --> 01:34:12,725
at the right time
and chose the right stock.
2332
01:34:12,726 --> 01:34:14,561
We gave him the right guidance.
2333
01:34:14,562 --> 01:34:17,336
Boom! Overnight,
changed his entire life.
2334
01:34:17,898 --> 01:34:19,482
Got to put his mother into
2335
01:34:19,483 --> 01:34:21,317
the best hospital
in New York City.
2336
01:34:21,318 --> 01:34:22,485
It didn't work out for her,
2337
01:34:22,486 --> 01:34:24,279
granted, she passed
away, unfortunately.
2338
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,239
But we gave him
that opportunity.
2339
01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:27,512
You know what I'm saying?
2340
01:34:28,159 --> 01:34:29,909
It's just about setting
up the right team,
2341
01:34:29,910 --> 01:34:32,763
and then overnight
your life can change.
2342
01:34:38,043 --> 01:34:40,566
What does...
What does an intern...
2343
01:34:42,006 --> 01:34:43,923
What does an intern
make in a deal like that?
2344
01:34:43,924 --> 01:34:46,072
Well, in that situation,
2345
01:34:46,927 --> 01:34:50,076
in that particular trade,
and it was one trade,
2346
01:34:50,264 --> 01:34:52,913
north of half a million dollars.
2347
01:34:56,437 --> 01:34:58,771
And I'd do that for
anybody, you know,
2348
01:34:58,772 --> 01:35:01,546
anybody that needs
the proper guidance.
2349
01:35:21,253 --> 01:35:23,355
Can you say that again,
2350
01:35:23,714 --> 01:35:25,282
just the way you said it?
2351
01:35:25,758 --> 01:35:27,576
Just the same way.
2352
01:35:29,261 --> 01:35:30,453
Oh.
2353
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:32,805
I don't know what
you're talking about.
2354
01:35:32,806 --> 01:35:34,749
Oh, come on!
You know what I'm talking about.
2355
01:35:35,476 --> 01:35:37,249
I think what Jordan
just did is he...
2356
01:35:37,269 --> 01:35:38,478
- If I'm not mistaken...
- No.
2357
01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:40,688
You just tried to
bribe a federal officer.
2358
01:35:40,689 --> 01:35:42,857
No, technically I
didn't bribe anybody.
2359
01:35:42,858 --> 01:35:45,360
No, no, that's not the conversation
I heard, Jordan.
2360
01:35:45,361 --> 01:35:46,945
No, no, according to
the U.S. criminal code,
2361
01:35:46,946 --> 01:35:48,863
there needs to be an
exact dollar figure
2362
01:35:48,864 --> 01:35:50,448
- for the exchange of services.
- Oh!
2363
01:35:50,449 --> 01:35:52,158
That would not hold
up in a court of law.
2364
01:35:52,159 --> 01:35:53,910
Nah, it's not howl heard it.
2365
01:35:53,911 --> 01:35:56,663
No, no, no, that's the truth.
But I want to tell you this.
2366
01:35:56,664 --> 01:35:57,789
Yeah.
2367
01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:59,374
The same gentleman that told me
2368
01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:01,209
that you tried to get
your broker's license
2369
01:36:01,210 --> 01:36:03,438
also told me that
you are a straight arrow.
2370
01:36:03,462 --> 01:36:05,004
He ran a security check on me.
2371
01:36:05,005 --> 01:36:06,231
Well...
2372
01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:09,384
Yeah, when you sail
on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
2373
01:36:09,385 --> 01:36:11,613
sometimes you need to
play the part. Right?
2374
01:36:12,846 --> 01:36:14,847
I think it's time you both
get the fuck off my boat.
2375
01:36:14,848 --> 01:36:16,916
What do you say? Hmm?
(CHUCKLING)
2376
01:36:17,226 --> 01:36:18,518
You know, Jordan,
I'll tell you something.
2377
01:36:18,519 --> 01:36:21,623
Most of the Wall Street jackasses
that I bust,
2378
01:36:21,981 --> 01:36:24,399
they're to the manor born.
2379
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:25,566
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
2380
01:36:25,567 --> 01:36:27,277
Their fathers are douchebags,
2381
01:36:27,278 --> 01:36:29,301
just like their
fathers before them.
2382
01:36:30,322 --> 01:36:31,799
But you...
2383
01:36:33,450 --> 01:36:35,848
You, Jordan,
you got this way all on your own.
2384
01:36:35,911 --> 01:36:37,137
Did I?
2385
01:36:37,162 --> 01:36:39,310
- Good for you, little man.
- Little man?
2386
01:36:39,373 --> 01:36:40,707
(LAUGHING)
Good for you.
2387
01:36:40,708 --> 01:36:41,958
Me, the little man?
2388
01:36:41,959 --> 01:36:43,084
And let me tell you something.
2389
01:36:43,085 --> 01:36:45,153
Let me tell you something else.
2390
01:36:45,379 --> 01:36:47,380
Honestly,
I'm not bullshitting here,
2391
01:36:47,381 --> 01:36:48,548
this is one of the nicest boats
2392
01:36:48,549 --> 01:36:50,675
- that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you.
- I bet it is.
2393
01:36:50,676 --> 01:36:52,356
And you know
what I was just thinking, too?
2394
01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:55,596
The fucking hero that I'm
gonna be back at the office
2395
01:36:55,597 --> 01:36:57,870
when the Bureau seizes
this fucking boat.
2396
01:36:57,891 --> 01:37:00,143
Because, I mean,
fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
2397
01:37:00,144 --> 01:37:01,811
look at this thing!
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
2398
01:37:01,812 --> 01:37:02,895
It's beautiful!
2399
01:37:02,896 --> 01:37:05,982
And you got the beautiful
girls there. It's wonderful.
2400
01:37:05,983 --> 01:37:08,506
All right, get the
fuck off my boat.
2401
01:37:08,610 --> 01:37:10,236
I'm sure we'll be
seeing each other
2402
01:37:10,237 --> 01:37:11,362
- real soon.
- I'm sure.
2403
01:37:11,363 --> 01:37:12,905
Good luck on that
subway ride home
2404
01:37:12,906 --> 01:37:14,907
to your miserable,
ugly fucking wives.
2405
01:37:14,908 --> 01:37:18,077
I'm gonna have Heidi lick some
caviar off my balls in the meantime.
2406
01:37:18,078 --> 01:37:20,830
Hey, you guys want to take some
lobsters for your ride home?
2407
01:37:20,831 --> 01:37:23,541
Fucking miserable pricks,
I know you can't afford them!
2408
01:37:23,542 --> 01:37:25,440
Fucking cheap fucks.
2409
01:37:25,753 --> 01:37:28,026
Fucking miserable pricks.
(WHISTLES)
2410
01:37:28,088 --> 01:37:31,341
Hey, fellas! Look what I
found in my pocket! Look!
2411
01:37:31,342 --> 01:37:33,176
A year's salary right here.
2412
01:37:33,177 --> 01:37:35,928
You know what I call them?
Fun coupons!
2413
01:37:35,929 --> 01:37:37,281
See that!
2414
01:37:37,723 --> 01:37:39,825
They're fun coupons!
2415
01:37:44,188 --> 01:37:45,505
(SIGHS)
2416
01:37:47,566 --> 01:37:50,385
Switzerland?
What the fuck is in Switzerland?
2417
01:37:50,402 --> 01:37:52,487
JORDAN: Swiss fucking banks,
that's what.
2418
01:37:52,488 --> 01:37:55,262
It was ass-covering time.
I had to hide my money.
2419
01:37:56,450 --> 01:37:58,052
Enter Rugrat.
2420
01:37:58,118 --> 01:37:59,786
He knew this Swiss banker
from law school.
2421
01:37:59,787 --> 01:38:00,953
That's for European pussy!
2422
01:38:00,954 --> 01:38:02,288
JORDAN:
But he was in Geneva.
2423
01:38:02,289 --> 01:38:04,733
And there was no way
I was gonna make that flight sober.
2424
01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:08,211
So I knew if I took
my drugs right,
2425
01:38:08,212 --> 01:38:10,360
I could sleep through
the entire flight.
2426
01:38:10,672 --> 01:38:13,116
But I had to take them just right.
2427
01:38:13,634 --> 01:38:15,736
At 4:00 p.m., I popped
a few more ludes,
2428
01:38:15,761 --> 01:38:17,303
which started kicking
in by the time.
2429
01:38:17,304 --> 01:38:19,156
I finished my sales meeting.
2430
01:38:19,306 --> 01:38:20,623
My tingle phase.
2431
01:38:20,808 --> 01:38:22,600
By dinner, I popped a few more
2432
01:38:22,601 --> 01:38:25,625
on top of some cocktails
and a Valium or two.
2433
01:38:25,687 --> 01:38:27,255
My slur phase.
2434
01:38:27,272 --> 01:38:29,315
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
2435
01:38:29,316 --> 01:38:31,760
By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
2436
01:38:31,902 --> 01:38:34,596
and pretty much lost
all my motor skills.
2437
01:38:34,738 --> 01:38:36,340
This was the drool phase.
2438
01:38:39,284 --> 01:38:42,745
And by 10:00, I didn't know
who or what the fuck I was.
2439
01:38:42,746 --> 01:38:44,439
The amnesia phase.
2440
01:38:45,249 --> 01:38:47,291
We boarded the plane
just before midnight.
2441
01:38:47,292 --> 01:38:49,085
Wow! Look at you!
2442
01:38:49,086 --> 01:38:51,154
- You're beautiful.
- Excuse me, sir.
2443
01:38:51,255 --> 01:38:53,506
His sleeping pills just kicked in.
He's all right.
2444
01:38:53,507 --> 01:38:55,133
May I see your
boarding passes, sir?
2445
01:38:55,134 --> 01:38:56,952
We have the boarding passes.
2446
01:38:57,010 --> 01:38:59,112
Jesus Christ,
I wanna fuck her.
2447
01:38:59,638 --> 01:39:01,456
Hey! Fucking relax.
2448
01:39:01,515 --> 01:39:03,683
Oh, my God! You got your
hand on my fucking cock!
2449
01:39:03,684 --> 01:39:05,143
I don't. Cut it out.
2450
01:39:05,144 --> 01:39:06,185
He's got his hand
on my dick again.
2451
01:39:06,186 --> 01:39:07,311
I'm just trying
to buckle you up.
2452
01:39:07,312 --> 01:39:08,604
You got your hand on his dick?
2453
01:39:08,605 --> 01:39:10,628
You gotta stop doing that
in public places.
2454
01:39:10,649 --> 01:39:12,717
Oh, my God. Take it off!
2455
01:39:12,860 --> 01:39:13,985
Take it off!
2456
01:39:13,986 --> 01:39:17,056
I heard there's a treasure map
under here.
2457
01:39:17,448 --> 01:39:19,449
- Stop! I know, miss.
- Excuse me, sir.
2458
01:39:19,450 --> 01:39:20,972
Please sit down.
2459
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:22,535
- Watch it.
- Go back to your seat, please.
2460
01:39:22,536 --> 01:39:24,934
- What are you upset about?
- Please go back to your seat.
2461
01:39:25,289 --> 01:39:26,873
I will have to call the captain.
2462
01:39:26,874 --> 01:39:29,500
Please, sir, please, sir.
Sit down.
2463
01:39:29,501 --> 01:39:31,252
- Please sit down!
- NICKY: Ow!
2464
01:39:31,253 --> 01:39:32,879
- I'm going! Stop.
- Okay, sorry.
2465
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:34,573
We apologize.
We're gonna go to sleep.
2466
01:39:34,756 --> 01:39:36,073
Question. I wanna
ask you a question.
2467
01:39:36,091 --> 01:39:37,488
Fasten your seat belt, sir.
2468
01:39:38,093 --> 01:39:39,719
We cannot take off
if you haven't fastened
2469
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:40,845
- your seat belt.
- I'm really horny, too.
2470
01:39:40,846 --> 01:39:42,054
STEWARDESS:
Sit down. Fasten it.
2471
01:39:42,055 --> 01:39:43,639
- Right. Okay, I'll sit down...
- I will do it for you.
2472
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:44,724
- DONNIE: What?
- I'll do it for you.
2473
01:39:44,725 --> 01:39:45,975
JORDAN:
You gotta speak English.
2474
01:39:45,976 --> 01:39:48,019
We don't understand
this language you're speaking.
2475
01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:49,622
I will help him
with his seat belt.
2476
01:39:50,731 --> 01:39:52,892
- You gotta put it on right.
- Sit back. Sit back, sir.
2477
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:54,984
- There you go.
- All right. I'll just lean back...
2478
01:39:54,985 --> 01:39:56,758
(LAUGHING)
2479
01:39:57,237 --> 01:39:59,010
Bitte, Hilfe!
2480
01:39:59,031 --> 01:40:01,225
(BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS)
2481
01:40:14,213 --> 01:40:15,588
Jesus Christ!
2482
01:40:15,589 --> 01:40:17,066
Fuck!
2483
01:40:18,634 --> 01:40:20,092
Donnie...
2484
01:40:20,093 --> 01:40:23,322
Donnie, this isn't funny.
You gotta untie me, buddy.
2485
01:40:23,847 --> 01:40:25,640
I can't untie you.
2486
01:40:25,641 --> 01:40:27,016
The captain tied you up.
2487
01:40:27,017 --> 01:40:28,585
He almost fucking tasered you.
2488
01:40:29,436 --> 01:40:30,583
Why?
2489
01:40:30,812 --> 01:40:31,959
Why?
2490
01:40:32,231 --> 01:40:33,548
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
2491
01:40:33,565 --> 01:40:34,882
He's got a fear of flying.
2492
01:40:36,068 --> 01:40:37,545
Ah!
2493
01:40:39,196 --> 01:40:40,780
DONNIE: He's very nervous
on planes, I'm sorry,
2494
01:40:40,781 --> 01:40:42,804
it's not you, sweetheart,
don't beat yourself up.
2495
01:40:42,950 --> 01:40:45,803
Easy, easy. He's fine.
He's just a nervous flyer.
2496
01:40:46,119 --> 01:40:48,120
You were screaming at people.
2497
01:40:48,121 --> 01:40:49,580
Oh, fuck off.
2498
01:40:49,581 --> 01:40:51,791
You were on the floor
rolling around and shit.
2499
01:40:51,792 --> 01:40:52,917
Oh, Jesus.
2500
01:40:52,918 --> 01:40:55,086
You called the
captain the N-word.
2501
01:40:55,087 --> 01:40:56,671
I called the captain the N-word?
2502
01:40:56,672 --> 01:40:59,195
- Yeah, he was very upset.
- Really?
2503
01:40:59,299 --> 01:41:01,743
- Luckily we're in first class.
- Jesus.
2504
01:41:02,177 --> 01:41:05,406
Jesus Christ, I think
you have a fucking drug problem.
2505
01:41:06,306 --> 01:41:07,953
Where are the ludes?
2506
01:41:07,975 --> 01:41:09,076
Where are the ludes?
2507
01:41:09,810 --> 01:41:11,602
They're up my ass.
Don't worry about it.
2508
01:41:11,603 --> 01:41:13,312
- I got it.
- (SIGHS) Okay.
2509
01:41:13,313 --> 01:41:15,006
Thank God.
2510
01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:16,774
Jesus Christ, what
are we gonna do
2511
01:41:16,775 --> 01:41:17,900
when we get to
Switzerland, buddy?
2512
01:41:17,901 --> 01:41:18,985
This is bad.
2513
01:41:18,986 --> 01:41:20,987
Fucking things are against my
chest. I can't breathe.
2514
01:41:20,988 --> 01:41:22,697
Come on, do something
to calm me down. Please.
2515
01:41:22,698 --> 01:41:24,532
Okay, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
2516
01:41:24,533 --> 01:41:25,759
(WHIMPERING)
2517
01:41:25,784 --> 01:41:26,976
Okay. Shh! Shh!
2518
01:41:28,078 --> 01:41:29,161
That's good.
2519
01:41:29,162 --> 01:41:30,955
- (SING-SONG) Go to sleep.
- Rub it harder, buddy.
2520
01:41:30,956 --> 01:41:32,649
You're all right.
2521
01:41:32,833 --> 01:41:35,231
We all love you.
Shut the fuck up!
2522
01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:40,820
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
2523
01:41:40,966 --> 01:41:42,318
Mr. Belfort,
2524
01:41:42,551 --> 01:41:43,948
you're free to go.
2525
01:41:45,971 --> 01:41:47,118
Really?
2526
01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:51,183
Whoo!
2527
01:41:51,184 --> 01:41:52,393
- NICKY: Hey, Donnie.
- Yeah?
2528
01:41:52,394 --> 01:41:54,186
NICKY: When we get out there,
try not to act like yourself.
2529
01:41:54,187 --> 01:41:56,355
Okay? Let's make Geneva an
asshole-free Donnie zone, all right?
2530
01:41:56,356 --> 01:41:57,815
DONNIE: What are you
fucking coming at me for?
2531
01:41:57,816 --> 01:41:59,442
Hey, listen. The only reason
you're sitting in this limo
2532
01:41:59,443 --> 01:42:01,068
and not in a Swiss jail
is because of my friend. Okay?
2533
01:42:01,069 --> 01:42:02,153
Hilfe!
2534
01:42:02,154 --> 01:42:03,255
(ALL CHUCKLE)
2535
01:42:03,322 --> 01:42:05,845
NICKY: We're here. We're here.
Everyone calm down.
2536
01:42:06,283 --> 01:42:07,805
Jordan Belfort!
2537
01:42:07,951 --> 01:42:09,035
At last.
2538
01:42:09,036 --> 01:42:11,764
Nicholas has told me
so much about you.
2539
01:42:11,872 --> 01:42:13,849
Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
2540
01:42:13,874 --> 01:42:16,115
- Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
- Nice to meet you.
2541
01:42:16,501 --> 01:42:18,169
(ALL LAUGHING)
JEAN JACQUES: It's a joke.
2542
01:42:18,170 --> 01:42:20,523
You'll understand
when you're in the fucking seat.
2543
01:42:20,797 --> 01:42:22,298
You need a bigger couch.
For guests.
2544
01:42:22,299 --> 01:42:24,258
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I don't understand. I'm sorry.
2545
01:42:24,259 --> 01:42:27,203
I'm curious about
your bank secrecy laws here.
2546
01:42:28,722 --> 01:42:31,996
Uh... Wait. Yes.
Excusez-moi, Jordan.
2547
01:42:32,476 --> 01:42:35,625
Swiss custom requires
10 minutes of...
2548
01:42:35,646 --> 01:42:36,729
Blah, blah, blah.
2549
01:42:36,730 --> 01:42:38,439
- Chit chat.
- Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
2550
01:42:38,440 --> 01:42:40,167
Before business can be discussed.
2551
01:42:41,610 --> 01:42:42,836
Yeah.
2552
01:42:45,530 --> 01:42:46,677
Of course.
2553
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:50,139
Let's get down to it.
What would you like to know?
2554
01:42:50,577 --> 01:42:53,537
Under what circumstances
would you be obligated
2555
01:42:53,538 --> 01:42:55,811
to cooperate with an FBI
2556
01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:59,278
or a U.S. Justice Department
investigation, for example?
2557
01:42:59,795 --> 01:43:01,067
Ca depend.
2558
01:43:01,588 --> 01:43:02,860
Ca depend?
2559
01:43:03,382 --> 01:43:04,483
Oui.
2560
01:43:04,883 --> 01:43:07,657
Ca depend on what, exactly?
2561
01:43:08,345 --> 01:43:10,680
Whether America plans
to invade Switzerland
2562
01:43:10,681 --> 01:43:12,624
in the coming months.
(LAUGHTER)
2563
01:43:12,724 --> 01:43:15,017
Shall I check if tanks are
rolling down the Rue de la Croy?
2564
01:43:15,018 --> 01:43:17,212
- Yes. Rue de la Croix.
- Croix. Croix.
2565
01:43:17,729 --> 01:43:20,231
Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy.
It's Croix.
2566
01:43:20,232 --> 01:43:22,525
See, this is what he used to do
back in law school. Check me.
2567
01:43:22,526 --> 01:43:24,360
- Champagne. Champagne.
- Yeah.
2568
01:43:24,361 --> 01:43:26,338
Yeah, yeah. French
fries, pommes frites.
2569
01:43:27,489 --> 01:43:30,138
- And that kind of stuff.
- That's funny.
2570
01:43:31,451 --> 01:43:34,203
JORDAN: What I'm asking,
you Swiss dick,
2571
01:43:34,204 --> 01:43:36,602
is are you going to fuck me over?
2572
01:43:39,126 --> 01:43:42,901
JEAN JACQUES: I understand
perfectly, you American shit.
2573
01:43:44,965 --> 01:43:47,425
The only way
the Banque Réal de Genéve
2574
01:43:47,426 --> 01:43:49,620
would cooperate
with a foreign legal body
2575
01:43:49,636 --> 01:43:51,595
is if the crime being pursued
2576
01:43:51,596 --> 01:43:53,869
is also a crime in Switzerland.
2577
01:43:53,890 --> 01:43:58,477
But there are very few Swiss laws
which apply to your practices.
2578
01:43:58,478 --> 01:43:59,645
Hmm.
2579
01:43:59,646 --> 01:44:01,355
From a financial standpoint,
2580
01:44:01,356 --> 01:44:02,799
you are now
2581
01:44:03,108 --> 01:44:04,551
in heaven.
2582
01:44:04,609 --> 01:44:06,586
See, I told you he was
fantastic, right?
2583
01:44:07,237 --> 01:44:11,888
If the U.S. Justice Department
sent us a subpoena, it would become
2584
01:44:12,242 --> 01:44:13,719
papier toilette.
2585
01:44:14,745 --> 01:44:16,245
We would wipe our ass with it.
2586
01:44:16,246 --> 01:44:17,563
(LAUGHTER)
2587
01:44:17,664 --> 01:44:20,332
Unless, of course, it
was an investigation
2588
01:44:20,333 --> 01:44:22,251
into stock fraud,
2589
01:44:22,252 --> 01:44:24,503
which is a crime here in
Switzerland, if I'm correct.
2590
01:44:24,504 --> 01:44:28,609
Then there would have to
be coopération on your part,
2591
01:44:28,633 --> 01:44:30,280
- if I'm not mistaken.
- Yes.
2592
01:44:30,761 --> 01:44:33,284
Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm.
2593
01:44:33,346 --> 01:44:35,824
Assuming the account is
under your name.
2594
01:44:37,100 --> 01:44:38,702
If it were
2595
01:44:38,852 --> 01:44:40,249
another name,
2596
01:44:41,354 --> 01:44:43,189
a friend's, camarade...
2597
01:44:43,190 --> 01:44:44,416
Cousin?
2598
01:44:44,441 --> 01:44:45,667
(AGREEING IN FRENCH)
2599
01:44:48,904 --> 01:44:50,722
- Relative?
- JEAN JACQUES: Yeah.
2600
01:44:51,239 --> 01:44:52,465
Hmm.
2601
01:44:52,824 --> 01:44:55,552
JORDAN:
Was that yodeling I just heard
2602
01:44:55,577 --> 01:44:58,120
or did you just say
what I thought you said?
2603
01:44:58,121 --> 01:44:59,973
JEAN JACQUES:
Yes. Yes.
2604
01:45:00,624 --> 01:45:03,273
JORDAN: He's telling me
to use a fucking rathole.
2605
01:45:03,376 --> 01:45:05,127
But a U.S. rathole
would never get
2606
01:45:05,128 --> 01:45:07,421
into Switzerland
with all that money.
2607
01:45:07,422 --> 01:45:11,368
What I needed was a rathole
with a European passport.
2608
01:45:18,558 --> 01:45:20,059
Jordan.
2609
01:45:20,060 --> 01:45:23,020
Hey. How's my
favorite aunt, huh?
2610
01:45:23,021 --> 01:45:24,522
Welcome.
Was the traffic terrible?
2611
01:45:24,523 --> 01:45:26,170
Oh, no, not at all.
2612
01:45:28,610 --> 01:45:30,337
Jordan, come in.
2613
01:45:30,403 --> 01:45:33,006
Thank God Aunt Emma didn't
need too much convincing.
2614
01:45:33,573 --> 01:45:36,176
Turned out the British weren't
too different from the Swiss.
2615
01:45:36,243 --> 01:45:38,721
Money talks and
bullshit takes the bus.
2616
01:45:39,204 --> 01:45:41,227
How do you say
"rathole" in British?
2617
01:45:41,540 --> 01:45:44,083
If you get into any
trouble whatsoever,
2618
01:45:44,084 --> 01:45:46,919
I'll come forth immediately.
I'll say that I duped you.
2619
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,317
That I promise.
2620
01:45:48,922 --> 01:45:51,650
Risk is what keeps us young,
isn't it, darling?
2621
01:45:55,929 --> 01:45:57,827
Sometimes I wonder
2622
01:45:58,098 --> 01:46:01,141
if you let money get the
best of you, my love.
2623
01:46:01,142 --> 01:46:02,368
Among
2624
01:46:02,727 --> 01:46:04,374
other substances.
2625
01:46:04,771 --> 01:46:06,873
Oh.
(CHUCKLES)
2626
01:46:08,692 --> 01:46:10,150
It's that obvious, huh?
2627
01:46:10,151 --> 01:46:13,505
It's chilly, darling,
and you're sweating bullets.
2628
01:46:16,116 --> 01:46:18,059
What can I say?
I'm...
2629
01:46:18,827 --> 01:46:20,600
I'm a drug addict.
2630
01:46:20,620 --> 01:46:22,063
I really am.
2631
01:46:22,998 --> 01:46:24,850
Cocaine, pills.
2632
01:46:25,250 --> 01:46:27,773
Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.
(CHUCKLES)
2633
01:46:28,211 --> 01:46:30,004
Now that's the truth.
2634
01:46:30,005 --> 01:46:31,338
I mean...
2635
01:46:31,339 --> 01:46:32,816
I'm a sex addict, too.
2636
01:46:33,633 --> 01:46:36,135
Well, there are worse things
to be addicted to than sex.
2637
01:46:36,136 --> 01:46:37,344
(LAUGHS)
2638
01:46:37,345 --> 01:46:39,805
Jesus, why am I telling
you all this? Why am I...
2639
01:46:39,806 --> 01:46:41,533
I'm sorry.
2640
01:46:42,183 --> 01:46:44,502
Because I'm very
easy to talk to.
2641
01:46:44,769 --> 01:46:47,588
- You are. You are easy to talk to.
- Mmm.
2642
01:46:48,648 --> 01:46:50,149
I suppose it's...
2643
01:46:50,150 --> 01:46:51,672
Just my job, you know.
2644
01:46:52,736 --> 01:46:54,570
All these people
dependent on me.
2645
01:46:54,571 --> 01:46:57,470
Tens of millions of dollars
at stake, you know.
2646
01:46:57,657 --> 01:46:59,450
Sometimes I feel like I...
2647
01:46:59,451 --> 01:47:02,725
I've bitten off more
than I can chew, you know.
2648
01:47:02,829 --> 01:47:04,931
You're a man with
large appetites.
2649
01:47:05,290 --> 01:47:06,482
Yeah.
2650
01:47:08,084 --> 01:47:10,107
Is she fucking hitting on me?
2651
01:47:10,337 --> 01:47:11,484
Yeah.
2652
01:47:11,504 --> 01:47:12,901
Yeah, I am.
2653
01:47:15,175 --> 01:47:18,324
I suppose I put that
on myself though, right?
2654
01:47:18,845 --> 01:47:20,492
My decision.
2655
01:47:20,889 --> 01:47:22,431
It's just hard to...
2656
01:47:22,432 --> 01:47:26,457
Hard to learn to control
the anxiety sometimes, you know?
2657
01:47:26,937 --> 01:47:28,584
You know, to...
2658
01:47:28,855 --> 01:47:31,674
Learn to relax and let go and...
2659
01:47:32,359 --> 01:47:34,461
To release the tension.
2660
01:47:35,403 --> 01:47:36,971
JORDAN:
She is hitting on me.
2661
01:47:37,822 --> 01:47:39,344
Holy shit!
2662
01:47:39,532 --> 01:47:41,805
Yeah, to release the tension.
2663
01:47:45,622 --> 01:47:47,474
I suppose we, uh...
2664
01:47:47,916 --> 01:47:50,360
We all just need to learn, uh...
2665
01:47:50,877 --> 01:47:54,277
Learn to do what comes
naturally in life, you know?
2666
01:47:56,091 --> 01:47:58,660
EMMA:
Is he fucking hitting on me?
2667
01:48:04,766 --> 01:48:06,517
Stability, dear.
2668
01:48:06,518 --> 01:48:08,040
Family.
2669
01:48:14,693 --> 01:48:16,841
You take care of
my niece, my love.
2670
01:48:17,028 --> 01:48:19,301
I'll take care of
everything over here.
2671
01:48:20,323 --> 01:48:21,424
Deal.
2672
01:48:23,952 --> 01:48:26,646
JORDAN: (MOANING)
Come on! There you go.
2673
01:48:26,705 --> 01:48:28,022
Whoo!
2674
01:48:28,164 --> 01:48:31,518
We had, literally,
a fuckload of money.
2675
01:48:31,918 --> 01:48:34,020
Aunt Emma could never
carry all this by herself.
2676
01:48:34,754 --> 01:48:38,529
So I thought to myself,
who else has a European passport?
2677
01:48:38,591 --> 01:48:40,592
Brad, you're making this
too fucking tight!
2678
01:48:40,593 --> 01:48:43,470
Now Brad, as a
successful drug dealer,
2679
01:48:43,471 --> 01:48:45,764
spent his winters in
the south of France,
2680
01:48:45,765 --> 01:48:47,891
which is where he met
his wife, Chantalle,
2681
01:48:47,892 --> 01:48:50,871
a stripper of Slovenian origin
2682
01:48:50,937 --> 01:48:52,459
born, in of all places,
2683
01:48:52,939 --> 01:48:54,541
Switzerland.
2684
01:48:58,611 --> 01:49:00,384
Well, this is fucked.
2685
01:49:00,780 --> 01:49:02,507
Oh. No shit.
2686
01:49:06,286 --> 01:49:09,014
Like, this will take
her like 50 trips.
2687
01:49:09,039 --> 01:49:10,265
I know.
2688
01:49:13,752 --> 01:49:15,069
Let me ask you something?
2689
01:49:15,086 --> 01:49:17,755
What about her family? Right?
2690
01:49:17,756 --> 01:49:20,507
I mean, they all got
Swiss passports, fight.
2691
01:49:20,508 --> 01:49:22,468
She's got parents,
she's got a brother, right?
2692
01:49:22,469 --> 01:49:24,470
The brother's got a wife.
That's five fucking people.
2693
01:49:24,471 --> 01:49:26,472
Six, seven trips, boom, right?
2694
01:49:26,473 --> 01:49:28,140
They're all fucking
Swiss nitwits like her.
2695
01:49:28,141 --> 01:49:29,475
- They'll do it.
- We could do that.
2696
01:49:29,476 --> 01:49:32,019
At least I have a family,
you crooked-nose fuck!
2697
01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:34,964
Hey, uh, don't forget
about my money.
2698
01:49:36,649 --> 01:49:37,816
I'm sorry, what's that?
2699
01:49:37,817 --> 01:49:39,359
Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
He's got some...
2700
01:49:39,360 --> 01:49:41,508
- He's got some money.
- My money.
2701
01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:44,073
I got a couple of mil
coming in like a week.
2702
01:49:44,074 --> 01:49:46,768
When it gets in, I'll give you
a call, you come pick it up.
2703
01:49:49,287 --> 01:49:50,809
You give me a call?
2704
01:49:52,332 --> 01:49:55,667
When it gets here, I'll give you a
call and you'll come pick it up.
2705
01:49:55,668 --> 01:49:57,441
Well, we don't fucking
work for you, man!
2706
01:49:57,462 --> 01:49:58,984
(SHUSHING)
DONNIE: Sweetheart,
2707
01:49:59,130 --> 01:50:01,048
you have my money
taped to your tits.
2708
01:50:01,049 --> 01:50:03,151
Okay? Technically,
you do work for me.
2709
01:50:06,096 --> 01:50:07,789
Hey, Jordan,
we're gonna need to talk.
2710
01:50:07,931 --> 01:50:09,515
If I fucking do this,
I'm telling you right now,
2711
01:50:09,516 --> 01:50:10,557
I ain't going to him, okay.
2712
01:50:10,558 --> 01:50:11,683
- I'm not a fucking shvartze.
- I got it.
2713
01:50:11,684 --> 01:50:13,060
I don't do fucking
pickups, all right?
2714
01:50:13,061 --> 01:50:14,186
- I got it.
- Well, listen to me.
2715
01:50:14,187 --> 01:50:15,854
We meet someplace
that I fucking say.
2716
01:50:15,855 --> 01:50:17,314
And you tell that
fucking piece of shit,
2717
01:50:17,315 --> 01:50:18,565
- he comes correct.
- I will.
2718
01:50:18,566 --> 01:50:20,943
He comes in all fucking loopy
and fucked up, I swear to God
2719
01:50:20,944 --> 01:50:22,861
I'll mash that
douchebag's teeth in.
2720
01:50:22,862 --> 01:50:24,696
You're gonna mash
whose fucking teeth in?
2721
01:50:24,697 --> 01:50:26,490
Whose fucking teeth
are you gonna mash in?
2722
01:50:26,491 --> 01:50:28,867
I put the money on that
fucking table! Not you!
2723
01:50:28,868 --> 01:50:30,786
I'm the reason
we have this whole fucking deal!
2724
01:50:30,787 --> 01:50:32,871
- He's got a gun, you fucking idiot!
- Fuck his gun!
2725
01:50:32,872 --> 01:50:34,164
I put that money in there!
2726
01:50:34,165 --> 01:50:35,791
You know what?
You're a fucking pill dealer.
2727
01:50:35,792 --> 01:50:38,168
I got five more just like you, bro.
2728
01:50:38,169 --> 01:50:39,962
Keep talking,
you fucking piece of shit!
2729
01:50:39,963 --> 01:50:41,797
You know what else?
You dress like shit!
2730
01:50:41,798 --> 01:50:42,881
So fuck you!
2731
01:50:42,882 --> 01:50:44,716
- Fucking motherfucker!
- Oh! Jesus!
2732
01:50:44,717 --> 01:50:46,819
How about that, faggot?
Who's a faggot?
2733
01:50:47,053 --> 01:50:48,655
JORDAN:
You okay? Hey, pal.
2734
01:50:51,182 --> 01:50:54,059
The next day,
Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
2735
01:50:54,060 --> 01:50:56,478
Two million in cash
in her carry-on,
2736
01:50:56,479 --> 01:50:57,896
which in the big picture
2737
01:50:57,897 --> 01:50:59,624
was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
2738
01:51:00,692 --> 01:51:02,067
'Cause the following month,
2739
01:51:02,068 --> 01:51:04,027
over the course of
six round trips,
2740
01:51:04,028 --> 01:51:05,737
Chantalle's family and friends
2741
01:51:05,738 --> 01:51:08,157
smuggled in over
20 million in cash
2742
01:51:08,158 --> 01:51:10,010
without even a hiccup.
2743
01:51:11,828 --> 01:51:13,396
(LAUGHS)
2744
01:51:14,914 --> 01:51:16,915
- And I have some more.
- Really?
2745
01:51:16,916 --> 01:51:18,208
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
2746
01:51:18,209 --> 01:51:19,418
And here.
2747
01:51:19,419 --> 01:51:20,711
JEAN JACQUES:
Welcome.
2748
01:51:20,712 --> 01:51:21,879
CHANTALLE: Welcome.
(GIGGLING)
2749
01:51:21,880 --> 01:51:24,173
- Yeah, like four bags of it.
- Ooh!
2750
01:51:24,174 --> 01:51:25,382
(LAUGHS)
2751
01:51:25,383 --> 01:51:27,801
Are you Swiss-Slovakian
or Swiss-Slovenian?
2752
01:51:27,802 --> 01:51:29,428
- Slovenian.
- Slovenian?
2753
01:51:29,429 --> 01:51:30,804
Who cares. You're blonde.
2754
01:51:30,805 --> 01:51:31,906
Oh, stop.
2755
01:51:43,484 --> 01:51:45,382
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
2756
01:51:52,577 --> 01:51:53,785
Shit.
2757
01:51:53,786 --> 01:51:57,019
Just put the fucking car in
park, you dumb fucking idiot!
2758
01:51:58,458 --> 01:52:00,167
I can't close this briefcase.
2759
01:52:00,168 --> 01:52:01,627
One fucking day.
2760
01:52:01,628 --> 01:52:03,670
One fucking day,
you couldn't keep it together?
2761
01:52:03,671 --> 01:52:05,364
I'm fucked up, Brad.
2762
01:52:05,798 --> 01:52:08,526
- Gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Fucked up.
2763
01:52:13,264 --> 01:52:14,848
- It's a joke.
- It's a joke?
2764
01:52:14,849 --> 01:52:16,892
- I'm sober.
- Jesus fucking Christ!
2765
01:52:16,893 --> 01:52:17,976
It's a fucking joke.
2766
01:52:17,977 --> 01:52:19,645
- Are you fucking stupid?
- I'm not stupid.
2767
01:52:19,646 --> 01:52:21,188
You fucking drive in here
like a fucking maniac,
2768
01:52:21,189 --> 01:52:23,106
you know the attention that
that fucking draws?
2769
01:52:23,107 --> 01:52:25,859
- I'm not stupid. I'm smart.
- Smart?
2770
01:52:25,860 --> 01:52:28,028
- I make million-dollar deals.
- That right?
2771
01:52:28,029 --> 01:52:30,489
With smart important
people, unlike you.
2772
01:52:30,490 --> 01:52:32,866
People who don't
sucker-punch people
2773
01:52:32,867 --> 01:52:34,451
when they're scared. Okay?
2774
01:52:34,452 --> 01:52:35,911
- I'm scared, huh?
- And by the way,
2775
01:52:35,912 --> 01:52:36,995
I haven't gotten an
apology yet for that.
2776
01:52:36,996 --> 01:52:38,121
You want an apology, okay.
2777
01:52:38,122 --> 01:52:39,665
I check my fucking
messages every day
2778
01:52:39,666 --> 01:52:40,749
- when I come home from work.
- Did you?
2779
01:52:40,750 --> 01:52:42,000
- My answering machine. Zero.
- Didn't get one, huh?
2780
01:52:42,001 --> 01:52:43,126
I got a blinking light,
2781
01:52:43,127 --> 01:52:44,503
because I don't
have shit from you.
2782
01:52:44,504 --> 01:52:45,796
You know what,
you got a big fucking mouth, okay?
2783
01:52:45,797 --> 01:52:47,130
I got my wife
checking the messages
2784
01:52:47,131 --> 01:52:49,216
every 45 minutes
calling the office, saying,
2785
01:52:49,217 --> 01:52:50,509
"Has Brad apologized yet?"
2786
01:52:50,510 --> 01:52:52,594
"Is there an apology message
on the machine?"
2787
01:52:52,595 --> 01:52:54,221
I don't have jack shit.
You know what?
2788
01:52:54,222 --> 01:52:55,722
That's not how you treat people.
2789
01:52:55,723 --> 01:52:56,848
You got a big fucking
mouth, you know.
2790
01:52:56,849 --> 01:52:58,600
I'm gonna give you a fucking pass.
Just give me the case.
2791
01:52:58,601 --> 01:53:00,894
(SCOFFS) You're gonna
give me a pass?
2792
01:53:00,895 --> 01:53:02,562
Look, it's a figure
of fucking speech.
2793
01:53:02,563 --> 01:53:04,606
Oh, my gosh.
The Emperor of Fucksville
2794
01:53:04,607 --> 01:53:05,983
came down from Fucksville
to give me a pass!
2795
01:53:05,984 --> 01:53:07,067
From Fucksville, huh?
2796
01:53:07,068 --> 01:53:09,027
Hey, what are the citizens
of Fucksville doing today
2797
01:53:09,028 --> 01:53:10,570
when their Emperor's gone?
2798
01:53:10,571 --> 01:53:12,197
Is it mayhem?
2799
01:53:12,198 --> 01:53:14,074
Are people looting and raping?
2800
01:53:14,075 --> 01:53:16,159
What are all the little fuckheads
doing while you're here?
2801
01:53:16,160 --> 01:53:17,661
Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
2802
01:53:17,662 --> 01:53:19,037
You back the fuck up.
2803
01:53:19,038 --> 01:53:20,289
I'll cause the biggest
fucking scene
2804
01:53:20,290 --> 01:53:22,582
that I've ever caused in my life
2805
01:53:22,583 --> 01:53:24,418
if you come at me again.
2806
01:53:24,419 --> 01:53:26,086
- You know what?
- Just fucking keep it down.
2807
01:53:26,087 --> 01:53:27,379
I got...
2808
01:53:27,380 --> 01:53:28,964
I don't wanna be out
of line or anything,
2809
01:53:28,965 --> 01:53:32,050
but I think you like,
like me. Like you...
2810
01:53:32,051 --> 01:53:33,593
Like when you come at me...
2811
01:53:33,594 --> 01:53:34,761
What's the matter with you?
What the fuck is...
2812
01:53:34,762 --> 01:53:36,263
and you look at me.
I swear I just noticed it.
2813
01:53:36,264 --> 01:53:38,056
You have like a fucking, like...
2814
01:53:38,057 --> 01:53:40,142
Like a twinkle.
You have like a twinkle.
2815
01:53:40,143 --> 01:53:41,685
Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
2816
01:53:41,686 --> 01:53:43,353
Jesus fucking Christ.
2817
01:53:43,354 --> 01:53:45,397
- What's with you?
- I have a... I don't know.
2818
01:53:45,398 --> 01:53:47,190
- It's not a homophobic thing.
- All right...
2819
01:53:47,191 --> 01:53:48,984
You're just not the
one for me, pal.
2820
01:53:48,985 --> 01:53:50,193
You know what I mean?
It's not...
2821
01:53:50,194 --> 01:53:52,195
- it's not about that for me, you know.
- I've heard enough.
2822
01:53:52,196 --> 01:53:54,698
Please, I'm begging,
give me the fucking case.
2823
01:53:54,699 --> 01:53:56,158
- I'm gonna give you the case.
- Give me the case.
2824
01:53:56,159 --> 01:53:57,617
- You gotta do me one favor.
- What's that?
2825
01:53:57,618 --> 01:53:59,369
You gotta take this case,
2826
01:53:59,370 --> 01:54:00,996
you gotta drive straight home,
2827
01:54:00,997 --> 01:54:02,664
need you to open
up the briefcase,
2828
01:54:02,665 --> 01:54:04,583
and you take out
every single dollar.
2829
01:54:04,584 --> 01:54:06,626
Don't leave one dollar
inside the briefcase.
2830
01:54:06,627 --> 01:54:07,836
And once you have it all
2831
01:54:07,837 --> 01:54:09,713
neatly organized
outside the briefcase,
2832
01:54:09,714 --> 01:54:12,090
I need you to take it
and I need you to shove it right up
2833
01:54:12,091 --> 01:54:14,259
your wife's Latvian
cunt, you understand?
2834
01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:16,011
- My fucking wife!
- Chill! Chill, bro.
2835
01:54:16,012 --> 01:54:17,554
Fuck. You motherfucking
piece of shit!
2836
01:54:17,555 --> 01:54:18,764
How about now?
(SIREN WAILING)
2837
01:54:18,765 --> 01:54:20,223
- DONNIE: Go, go!
- BRAD: Fuck!
2838
01:54:20,224 --> 01:54:21,892
(ENGINE STARTING)
2839
01:54:21,893 --> 01:54:23,685
Motherfuck!
You're fucking dead!
2840
01:54:23,686 --> 01:54:25,437
Stop! Don't move!
Don't move!
2841
01:54:25,438 --> 01:54:28,382
Stop, or I will blow
you the fuck away!
2842
01:54:28,691 --> 01:54:30,942
Drop the case!
Put your hands in the air!
2843
01:54:30,943 --> 01:54:32,861
Get down.
(SCREAMS)
2844
01:54:32,862 --> 01:54:34,714
Get down on your knees!
Get down on your knees!
2845
01:54:35,323 --> 01:54:36,845
Motherfucker!
2846
01:54:38,785 --> 01:54:39,932
Motherfucker!
2847
01:54:48,628 --> 01:54:52,297
Jordan, do I have a
surprise for you!
2848
01:54:52,298 --> 01:54:53,507
What's that?
2849
01:54:53,508 --> 01:54:55,133
Twenty real Lemmons.
2850
01:54:55,134 --> 01:54:56,385
Retired pharmacist's
client of mine,
2851
01:54:56,386 --> 01:54:57,636
they've been in the
safe for 15 years.
2852
01:54:57,637 --> 01:54:59,137
Are you fucking kidding me?
Lemmons?
2853
01:54:59,138 --> 01:55:00,347
Ha-ha!
2854
01:55:00,348 --> 01:55:02,307
DONNIE: They're gonna knock us
on our fucking heads.
2855
01:55:02,308 --> 01:55:04,101
JORDAN:
When it comes to Quaaludes,
2856
01:55:04,102 --> 01:55:07,312
the Lemmon 714 was
the Holy Grail.
2857
01:55:07,313 --> 01:55:08,897
- Can you believe it?
- Oh, my God.
2858
01:55:08,898 --> 01:55:10,440
DONNIE:
I thought they were like a myth.
2859
01:55:10,441 --> 01:55:12,401
JORDAN: Three times as powerful
as anything available today.
2860
01:55:12,402 --> 01:55:13,527
JORDAN:
Look at these babies.
2861
01:55:13,528 --> 01:55:16,196
Boy, Donnie really knew
how to celebrate.
2862
01:55:16,197 --> 01:55:18,365
He said he was saving these
for a special occasion.
2863
01:55:18,366 --> 01:55:21,034
Like a birthday, or
being clap free,
2864
01:55:21,035 --> 01:55:24,105
or our money arriving safely
in Switzerland.
2865
01:55:24,163 --> 01:55:25,606
(RETCHES)
2866
01:55:27,417 --> 01:55:28,750
So that night,
2867
01:55:28,751 --> 01:55:30,669
I cleared my schedule
and I rid my body
2868
01:55:30,670 --> 01:55:33,273
of anything that
could fuck with my high.
2869
01:55:33,881 --> 01:55:35,779
It was celebration time.
2870
01:55:36,259 --> 01:55:37,509
Okay.
2871
01:55:37,510 --> 01:55:39,094
Start off with one,
see how it goes?
2872
01:55:39,095 --> 01:55:40,929
My guy says all
we'll need is one.
2873
01:55:40,930 --> 01:55:42,452
Here you go.
2874
01:55:43,057 --> 01:55:44,808
- Salud!
- Cheers.
2875
01:55:44,809 --> 01:55:47,708
Maybe if I pull it
again, it'll go down.
2876
01:55:49,355 --> 01:55:50,689
Steve! Steve!
2877
01:55:50,690 --> 01:55:52,023
I gotta get out of here!
2878
01:55:52,024 --> 01:55:53,984
Carl, I think I got
it figured out.
2879
01:55:53,985 --> 01:55:57,779
It must be one pull for up
and two pulls for down.
2880
01:55:57,780 --> 01:55:59,132
Okay.
2881
01:56:07,373 --> 01:56:09,271
Do you feel anything?
2882
01:56:11,836 --> 01:56:13,108
No.
2883
01:56:15,715 --> 01:56:17,632
It's been 35 minutes.
2884
01:56:17,633 --> 01:56:18,859
Hmm.
2885
01:56:20,052 --> 01:56:21,553
Maybe we've built up a tolerance
2886
01:56:21,554 --> 01:56:23,702
after all these years, huh?
2887
01:56:25,516 --> 01:56:26,742
Hmm.
2888
01:56:36,736 --> 01:56:38,236
DONNIE:
This is bullshit!
2889
01:56:38,237 --> 01:56:41,490
My metabolism's pumping.
I can't feel shit!
2890
01:56:41,491 --> 01:56:42,741
They're old.
2891
01:56:42,742 --> 01:56:44,993
You think they lost
their potency, huh?
2892
01:56:44,994 --> 01:56:46,721
Check the bottle!
2893
01:56:49,457 --> 01:56:50,957
January '81.
2894
01:56:50,958 --> 01:56:52,125
They're fucking duds.
2895
01:56:52,126 --> 01:56:53,251
Fuck!
2896
01:56:53,252 --> 01:56:54,419
Let's take, uh...
2897
01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:56,022
Let's take two more each.
2898
01:56:57,882 --> 01:57:00,531
- NAOMI: Jordan.
- Yeah, baby.
2899
01:57:04,096 --> 01:57:05,889
What are you two retards doing?
2900
01:57:05,890 --> 01:57:07,207
We're working out, honey.
2901
01:57:07,433 --> 01:57:09,100
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
2902
01:57:09,101 --> 01:57:10,185
Okay.
2903
01:57:10,186 --> 01:57:12,209
- Okay?
- Okay.
2904
01:57:13,606 --> 01:57:15,232
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
2905
01:57:15,233 --> 01:57:16,441
Jordan, listen to me clearly.
2906
01:57:16,442 --> 01:57:17,901
I cannot talk to
you on this phone,
2907
01:57:17,902 --> 01:57:19,110
I have to talk to you.
2908
01:57:19,111 --> 01:57:20,695
Get out of here.
What's going on?
2909
01:57:20,696 --> 01:57:24,115
Listen to me!
Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
2910
01:57:24,116 --> 01:57:25,867
and then call me
from a pay phone.
2911
01:57:25,868 --> 01:57:27,911
This is not a fucking
joke, Jordan.
2912
01:57:27,912 --> 01:57:29,639
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
2913
01:57:30,039 --> 01:57:31,456
- Shit.
- What'd he say?
2914
01:57:31,457 --> 01:57:32,916
I don't know what the
fuck's going on.
2915
01:57:32,917 --> 01:57:34,985
- I gotta go!
- Is everything okay, Jordan?
2916
01:57:45,304 --> 01:57:47,138
JORDAN: The closest pay
phone I could get to
2917
01:57:47,139 --> 01:57:49,537
was at the Brookville
Country Club.
2918
01:57:50,101 --> 01:57:52,143
It was a real WASP stronghold,
2919
01:57:52,144 --> 01:57:54,838
just a mile down the road
from my house.
2920
01:58:04,198 --> 01:58:05,699
Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me.
What's going on?
2921
01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:06,825
I'm at a pay phone.
What's going on?
2922
01:58:06,826 --> 01:58:08,034
Listen to me carefully.
2923
01:58:08,035 --> 01:58:09,911
Please. Your little
friend there, Brad,
2924
01:58:09,912 --> 01:58:11,889
your little buddy, he's in jail.
2925
01:58:12,456 --> 01:58:13,832
What the fuck's he in jail for?
2926
01:58:13,833 --> 01:58:15,375
- What'd he do?
- I don't know what he did.
2927
01:58:15,376 --> 01:58:16,793
My friends in Long
Island told me
2928
01:58:16,794 --> 01:58:19,087
he got picked up
in some fucking shopping mall.
2929
01:58:19,088 --> 01:58:20,171
He got locked up by...
2930
01:58:20,172 --> 01:58:22,507
Wait, wait. Did you...
Did you say a shopping mall?
2931
01:58:22,508 --> 01:58:23,883
- Yeah.
- He was with Donnie.
2932
01:58:23,884 --> 01:58:25,468
He was supposed
to deliver some money,
2933
01:58:25,469 --> 01:58:26,970
- then that fucking fat piece of shit...
- Listen to me!
2934
01:58:26,971 --> 01:58:28,013
I gotta go fucking
talk to him right now!
2935
01:58:28,014 --> 01:58:30,056
Listen to me! Don't go!
Listen to me.
2936
01:58:30,057 --> 01:58:32,767
That guy Denham,
that FBI agent guy,
2937
01:58:32,768 --> 01:58:35,145
somebody told me he's got
your phones tapped.
2938
01:58:35,146 --> 01:58:36,730
Your office and your home.
2939
01:58:36,731 --> 01:58:38,523
Don't talk on the
motherfucking phone!
2940
01:58:38,524 --> 01:58:40,547
Okay. Fuck! I got it.
I got it. I got it.
2941
01:58:40,901 --> 01:58:42,127
Jordan.
2942
01:58:42,570 --> 01:58:46,448
You didn't try to bribe this
fucking FBI agent, did you?
2943
01:58:46,449 --> 01:58:48,575
No, I didn't try to
bribe an FBI agent.
2944
01:58:48,576 --> 01:58:50,201
You think I'm that fucking stupid?
No.
2945
01:58:50,202 --> 01:58:52,162
What the fuck did you say?
I can't understand you.
2946
01:58:52,163 --> 01:58:53,413
Say that again.
2947
01:58:53,414 --> 01:58:56,313
I said...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
2948
01:58:56,876 --> 01:58:58,293
What the fuck are you saying?
2949
01:58:58,294 --> 01:58:59,377
(PANTING)
2950
01:58:59,378 --> 01:59:00,462
I said...
2951
01:59:00,463 --> 01:59:02,005
Are you fucking high?
2952
01:59:02,006 --> 01:59:04,549
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
2953
01:59:04,550 --> 01:59:07,278
Jordan, are you fucking high?
2954
01:59:08,012 --> 01:59:10,221
Jordan, do me a favor,
stay where you are.
2955
01:59:10,222 --> 01:59:11,931
Don't get behind the
wheel of the car.
2956
01:59:11,932 --> 01:59:13,558
I'm gonna send Rocco over
to pick you up.
2957
01:59:13,559 --> 01:59:14,893
Jordan! Jordan!
2958
01:59:14,894 --> 01:59:17,228
JORDAN:
After 15 years in storage,
2959
01:59:17,229 --> 01:59:20,273
the Lemmons had developed
a delayed fuse.
2960
01:59:20,274 --> 01:59:23,026
It took 90 minutes for these
little fuckers to kick in.
2961
01:59:23,027 --> 01:59:24,444
But once they did...
2962
01:59:24,445 --> 01:59:25,945
Pow!
2963
01:59:25,946 --> 01:59:27,572
I mean, I had skipped
the tingle phase
2964
01:59:27,573 --> 01:59:29,574
and went straight
to the drool phase.
2965
01:59:29,575 --> 01:59:31,618
BO: Tell me where you are!
Don't fucking drive...
2966
01:59:31,619 --> 01:59:33,620
JORDAN: These little bastards
were so strong,
2967
01:59:33,621 --> 01:59:35,747
I discovered a whole new phase.
2968
01:59:35,748 --> 01:59:37,896
The cerebral palsy phase.
2969
01:59:40,086 --> 01:59:42,188
Come on, stand up!
2970
01:59:46,050 --> 01:59:48,073
Okay, walking's out.
2971
01:59:48,928 --> 01:59:51,907
All right, think, think.
What else is there?
2972
01:59:52,640 --> 01:59:56,461
Yes! I can crawl.
I can crawl like Skylar!
2973
02:00:06,696 --> 02:00:08,048
(GRUNTS)
2974
02:00:28,008 --> 02:00:31,078
Fuck! The kid makes it
look so goddamn easy!
2975
02:00:38,018 --> 02:00:40,478
Think, you motherfucker, think!
2976
02:00:40,479 --> 02:00:41,896
Yes!
2977
02:00:41,897 --> 02:00:44,091
I got it! I've got it!
2978
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:46,673
I can roll! I can roll!
2979
02:00:56,287 --> 02:00:57,889
(GROANS)
2980
02:01:06,213 --> 02:01:07,940
(GRUNTING)
2981
02:01:34,742 --> 02:01:35,968
Ah!
2982
02:01:36,076 --> 02:01:38,019
(MOANING)
2983
02:01:53,052 --> 02:01:54,199
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
2984
02:01:54,220 --> 02:01:55,412
Ah!
2985
02:02:05,648 --> 02:02:08,092
(JORDAN YELLING)
2986
02:02:08,901 --> 02:02:10,235
NAOMI:
Jordan.
2987
02:02:10,236 --> 02:02:11,736
(JORDAN YELLS)
2988
02:02:11,737 --> 02:02:13,180
Jordan.
2989
02:02:13,447 --> 02:02:15,198
Oh, Jesus. Where are you?
2990
02:02:15,199 --> 02:02:16,741
(SLURRING)
I'm at a country club!
2991
02:02:16,742 --> 02:02:17,867
What?
2992
02:02:17,868 --> 02:02:20,787
I'm at a country club!
2993
02:02:20,788 --> 02:02:22,205
I don't know what the
fuck you're saying.
2994
02:02:22,206 --> 02:02:23,540
Look, you need to get home.
2995
02:02:23,541 --> 02:02:26,251
Donnie is out of control!
He's on the other line
2996
02:02:26,252 --> 02:02:28,211
with some Swiss guy.
I don't know...
2997
02:02:28,212 --> 02:02:29,295
What?
2998
02:02:29,296 --> 02:02:32,366
Get him off the phone!
2999
02:02:32,591 --> 02:02:35,426
I can't understand you!
3000
02:02:35,427 --> 02:02:36,761
Get him
3001
02:02:36,762 --> 02:02:37,887
off
3002
02:02:37,888 --> 02:02:39,097
the phone!
3003
02:02:39,098 --> 02:02:40,431
I don't know what the fuck
you're saying, Jordan.
3004
02:02:40,432 --> 02:02:41,850
Can you just get home? Hurry!
3005
02:02:41,851 --> 02:02:43,393
(JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH)
3006
02:02:43,394 --> 02:02:44,871
(SOBBING)
3007
02:02:51,610 --> 02:02:53,820
JORDAN: I was less
than a mile from home.
3008
02:02:53,821 --> 02:02:56,614
I drove as slow as I fucking could.
3009
02:02:56,615 --> 02:02:58,700
I'd seen Jell-O move faster.
3010
02:02:58,701 --> 02:03:01,224
DONNIE: (SLURRING)
I was gonna give you 2 million.
3011
02:03:01,287 --> 02:03:03,936
I's gonna be lates.
3012
02:03:04,498 --> 02:03:06,191
You ate 2 million?
3013
02:03:07,001 --> 02:03:08,334
Later.
3014
02:03:08,335 --> 02:03:09,544
JORDAN:
Get off the phone.
3015
02:03:09,545 --> 02:03:11,129
Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
3016
02:03:11,130 --> 02:03:12,422
(CAR HONKING)
3017
02:03:12,423 --> 02:03:14,617
MAN:
Get out of the way, asshole!
3018
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:17,176
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
3019
02:03:17,177 --> 02:03:18,511
You hate 2 million?
3020
02:03:18,512 --> 02:03:20,114
No, you don't hate
2 million, Donnie.
3021
02:03:22,558 --> 02:03:25,518
JORDAN: By some miracle,
I made it home alive,
3022
02:03:25,519 --> 02:03:27,917
not a scratch on me or the car.
3023
02:03:28,647 --> 02:03:30,124
(GRUNTING)
3024
02:03:34,653 --> 02:03:36,676
(DONNIE MUMBLING)
(TV PLAYING)
3025
02:03:37,239 --> 02:03:38,823
NAOMI: Jordan?
(SCREAMS)
3026
02:03:38,824 --> 02:03:41,492
Jesus fucking Christ!
3027
02:03:41,493 --> 02:03:43,077
What did you take?
3028
02:03:43,078 --> 02:03:44,454
What's wrong with you?
3029
02:03:44,455 --> 02:03:45,538
Jor!
3030
02:03:45,539 --> 02:03:47,999
It's fucking good, right?
3031
02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:49,375
Fucked up!
3032
02:03:49,376 --> 02:03:50,668
(LAUGHS)
3033
02:03:50,669 --> 02:03:52,612
Get off the phone!
3034
02:03:55,549 --> 02:03:57,842
What the fuck, Jordan?
3035
02:03:57,843 --> 02:03:59,510
Your daughter's in the house!
3036
02:03:59,511 --> 02:04:00,678
I hope you know that!
3037
02:04:00,679 --> 02:04:02,055
Your fucking daughter's
in the house!
3038
02:04:02,056 --> 02:04:04,057
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie.
3039
02:04:04,058 --> 02:04:06,517
Get off the phone!
3040
02:04:06,518 --> 02:04:07,619
(LAUGHS)
3041
02:04:07,645 --> 02:04:08,686
NAOMI:
Jesus Christ, Jordan.
3042
02:04:08,687 --> 02:04:10,460
The FBI!
3043
02:04:11,690 --> 02:04:13,042
Hey!
3044
02:04:13,484 --> 02:04:15,461
I'm on phone!
3045
02:04:15,569 --> 02:04:18,047
Get off the fucking phone!
3046
02:04:19,698 --> 02:04:21,800
- Come here!
- ...the phone.
3047
02:04:23,786 --> 02:04:27,015
NAOMI: Come on.
We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
3048
02:04:28,874 --> 02:04:30,066
Ow!
3049
02:04:31,794 --> 02:04:33,378
I'm on the phone!
3050
02:04:33,379 --> 02:04:34,796
On the phone!
3051
02:04:34,797 --> 02:04:36,991
I know what you did,
3052
02:04:37,383 --> 02:04:38,883
you piece of shit!
3053
02:04:38,884 --> 02:04:40,677
What? What?
3054
02:04:40,678 --> 02:04:42,121
Brad!
3055
02:04:42,471 --> 02:04:43,721
Huh?
3056
02:04:43,722 --> 02:04:45,290
Brad!
3057
02:04:45,683 --> 02:04:46,975
Brad!
3058
02:04:46,976 --> 02:04:49,499
You fucking cocksucker!
3059
02:04:51,355 --> 02:04:53,002
(SCREAMS)
3060
02:04:53,732 --> 02:04:55,692
What did you do,
3061
02:04:55,693 --> 02:04:57,568
you piece of shit?
3062
02:04:57,569 --> 02:04:59,091
Fuck you!
3063
02:05:00,239 --> 02:05:02,615
I wanna fucking kill you!
3064
02:05:02,616 --> 02:05:04,889
I wanna fucking kill you!
3065
02:05:05,744 --> 02:05:07,187
I got you!
3066
02:05:09,331 --> 02:05:10,432
(GROANS)
3067
02:05:12,001 --> 02:05:13,603
(MOANING)
3068
02:05:20,759 --> 02:05:22,236
(COUGHS)
3069
02:05:30,185 --> 02:05:31,628
(CHOKING)
3070
02:05:31,645 --> 02:05:33,668
What the fuck happened?
3071
02:05:34,023 --> 02:05:35,356
Oh, shit!
3072
02:05:35,357 --> 02:05:37,334
Jordan? Jordan,
are you all right?
3073
02:05:37,401 --> 02:05:39,094
Donnie? Donnie?
3074
02:05:39,319 --> 02:05:40,486
Donnie?
3075
02:05:40,487 --> 02:05:41,904
Jordan, he's not breathing.
3076
02:05:41,905 --> 02:05:43,781
Oh, fuck,
I don't know what to do.
3077
02:05:43,782 --> 02:05:45,116
Jordan, I don't know
what the fuck to do!
3078
02:05:45,117 --> 02:05:46,764
I can't help him!
Oh, my God. Jordan.
3079
02:05:48,495 --> 02:05:51,122
Oh, my God, I think he's choking,
Jordan. Do something.
3080
02:05:51,123 --> 02:05:52,975
- Oh, God.
- JORDAN: Baby, I got you!
3081
02:05:53,459 --> 02:05:56,438
He's not breathing, Jordan.
You gotta do something!
3082
02:05:57,254 --> 02:05:59,652
Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
3083
02:05:59,965 --> 02:06:01,466
OLIVE OYL:
Ah!
3084
02:06:01,467 --> 02:06:02,884
I got you.
3085
02:06:02,885 --> 02:06:04,578
(PANTING)
3086
02:06:09,433 --> 02:06:11,501
(GRUNTING)
3087
02:06:12,686 --> 02:06:14,208
(INHALING)
3088
02:06:19,693 --> 02:06:20,794
Oh!
3089
02:06:22,154 --> 02:06:23,847
Step aside!
3090
02:06:23,989 --> 02:06:25,466
Oh, God!
3091
02:06:25,824 --> 02:06:27,392
Oh, God!
3092
02:06:27,659 --> 02:06:29,511
Move aside, baby.
3093
02:06:34,166 --> 02:06:35,483
(JORDAN GRUNTING)
3094
02:06:36,376 --> 02:06:38,252
Come on! Come on!
3095
02:06:38,253 --> 02:06:39,570
Come on!
3096
02:06:40,172 --> 02:06:41,694
(CHOKING)
3097
02:06:44,009 --> 02:06:46,783
Jordan, he's not breathing.
You gotta do something.
3098
02:06:47,721 --> 02:06:49,847
Jordan, he's a father!
He's got fucking kids!
3099
02:06:49,848 --> 02:06:51,621
- Do something!
- Yeah?
3100
02:06:53,519 --> 02:06:55,121
(BLOWING)
3101
02:06:55,854 --> 02:06:57,188
(GRUNTS)
3102
02:06:57,189 --> 02:06:58,356
NAOMI:
Rocco, you gotta get over here.
3103
02:06:58,357 --> 02:07:00,358
- Come on.
- Call an ambulance!
3104
02:07:00,359 --> 02:07:01,609
I don't fucking know!
3105
02:07:01,610 --> 02:07:03,402
Just get over here!
Call 911.
3106
02:07:03,403 --> 02:07:04,800
(GASPING)
3107
02:07:08,784 --> 02:07:10,477
(YELLING)
3108
02:07:11,411 --> 02:07:12,512
Yeah.
3109
02:07:13,956 --> 02:07:16,400
You all right?
He's all right.
3110
02:07:29,513 --> 02:07:31,707
POLICE OFFICER:
Mr. Belfort?
3111
02:07:32,558 --> 02:07:34,126
Mr. Belfort?
3112
02:07:36,687 --> 02:07:39,689
JORDAN: Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck. (COUGHS)
3113
02:07:39,690 --> 02:07:42,293
Sir, we need to ask
you some questions.
3114
02:07:42,860 --> 02:07:44,902
Are you fucking kidding me?
Fuck you.
3115
02:07:44,903 --> 02:07:46,070
POLICE OFFICER:
Come on, get up.
3116
02:07:46,071 --> 02:07:47,764
Get the fuck out of my house.
3117
02:07:49,449 --> 02:07:51,242
- Let's go.
- I've been here all night.
3118
02:07:51,243 --> 02:07:52,827
I been sitting here all night.
3119
02:07:52,828 --> 02:07:54,287
What the fuck are
you talking about?
3120
02:07:54,288 --> 02:07:56,330
- Where you taking him?
- Where you taking me?
3121
02:07:56,331 --> 02:07:57,498
Where you taking him?
3122
02:07:57,499 --> 02:07:58,583
You ain't got no warrant.
3123
02:07:58,584 --> 02:08:00,224
Just come up in people's
house like that!
3124
02:08:01,086 --> 02:08:03,421
Did you drive your car tonight,
Mr. Belfort?
3125
02:08:03,422 --> 02:08:04,694
Huh?
3126
02:08:04,923 --> 02:08:06,115
Well?
3127
02:08:09,261 --> 02:08:10,783
JORDAN:
Wow!
3128
02:08:10,971 --> 02:08:12,869
Maybe I hadn't
made it home okay.
3129
02:08:27,905 --> 02:08:30,383
Get out of the fucking way!
3130
02:08:32,242 --> 02:08:33,594
Fuck!
3131
02:08:39,124 --> 02:08:41,125
POLICE OFFICER:
Did you drive
3132
02:08:41,126 --> 02:08:42,853
that car tonight?
3133
02:08:43,879 --> 02:08:46,088
- Yeah.
- Yeah, right.
3134
02:08:46,089 --> 02:08:47,965
I'm a family man!
3135
02:08:47,966 --> 02:08:49,800
Family man. Honey!
3136
02:08:49,801 --> 02:08:51,802
It was a miracle
I wasn't killed,
3137
02:08:51,803 --> 02:08:54,931
or that I didn't
kill anybody else.
3138
02:08:54,932 --> 02:08:56,682
The cops took me in
for questioning,
3139
02:08:56,683 --> 02:08:58,142
but they couldn't charge me.
3140
02:08:58,143 --> 02:09:00,686
They had no proof
I was even behind the wheel.
3141
02:09:00,687 --> 02:09:01,812
Meanwhile,
3142
02:09:01,813 --> 02:09:03,981
Brad did three months
in jail for contempt
3143
02:09:03,982 --> 02:09:06,651
because he wouldn't
rat Donnie out.
3144
02:09:06,652 --> 02:09:07,777
The result,
3145
02:09:07,778 --> 02:09:09,487
I was soot-free.
3146
02:09:09,488 --> 02:09:11,948
But I had eyes on me
like never before.
3147
02:09:11,949 --> 02:09:13,658
MANNY:
You're a lucky man, Jordan.
3148
02:09:13,659 --> 02:09:16,661
You're lucky to be alive,
let alone not in jail.
3149
02:09:16,662 --> 02:09:18,329
You know I don't believe
in luck, right?
3150
02:09:18,330 --> 02:09:19,789
But it's time.
3151
02:09:19,790 --> 02:09:22,124
Please, let me call the SEC
and cut a deal
3152
02:09:22,125 --> 02:09:24,126
before your luck runs out.
3153
02:09:24,127 --> 02:09:25,795
NAOMI:
Wave to Daddy.
3154
02:09:25,796 --> 02:09:26,963
Hey.
3155
02:09:26,964 --> 02:09:28,566
Hey, sweetie.
3156
02:09:29,508 --> 02:09:31,076
(CHUCKLES)
3157
02:09:33,679 --> 02:09:37,014
What kind of terms would you
be talking about if I...
3158
02:09:37,015 --> 02:09:38,349
MANNY:
I don't know.
3159
02:09:38,350 --> 02:09:41,394
You plead guilty to a handful
of securities violations,
3160
02:09:41,395 --> 02:09:44,522
stock manipulation,
high-pressure sales tactics.
3161
02:09:44,523 --> 02:09:47,358
Ticky-tack shit like
that, you know.
3162
02:09:47,359 --> 02:09:49,443
You pay a couple million
dollars in fines,
3163
02:09:49,444 --> 02:09:52,468
in exchange, the SEC fucks
off till the end of time.
3164
02:09:54,741 --> 02:09:56,468
And Stratton?
3165
02:09:56,868 --> 02:09:58,828
What happens to Stratton?
3166
02:09:58,829 --> 02:10:01,706
There's no way... I mean...
You got to walk away. Right?
3167
02:10:01,707 --> 02:10:02,957
Let Donnie be in charge.
3168
02:10:02,958 --> 02:10:04,651
Right. Donnie.
3169
02:10:05,294 --> 02:10:07,545
Now the FBI is
another animal completely.
3170
02:10:07,546 --> 02:10:09,380
They'll still be pursuing you
for criminal wrongdoing.
3171
02:10:09,381 --> 02:10:12,216
However, with you stepping
down voluntarily,
3172
02:10:12,217 --> 02:10:14,260
my guess is that
your best friend Agent Denham
3173
02:10:14,261 --> 02:10:16,705
will be standing around
with his dick in his hand.
3174
02:10:17,723 --> 02:10:19,056
MAX:
Jordan.
3175
02:10:19,057 --> 02:10:21,100
What do you have to think about?
3176
02:10:21,101 --> 02:10:22,727
You beat them.
3177
02:10:22,728 --> 02:10:23,978
You won!
3178
02:10:23,979 --> 02:10:25,688
God knows you never
have to work again.
3179
02:10:25,689 --> 02:10:27,732
MAX: What're you gonna do?
Spend the rest of your life in jail?
3180
02:10:27,733 --> 02:10:28,899
- Is that what you want?
- No.
3181
02:10:28,900 --> 02:10:30,067
- Of course not.
- Okay.
3182
02:10:30,068 --> 02:10:32,194
Okay! You got all the
money in the world.
3183
02:10:32,195 --> 02:10:33,863
You need everybody else's money?
3184
02:10:33,864 --> 02:10:35,364
- Of course not, Pops.
- Well?
3185
02:10:35,365 --> 02:10:37,742
- You know, I built it.
- I know you built it.
3186
02:10:37,743 --> 02:10:39,595
You built it, so now preserve it.
3187
02:10:39,828 --> 02:10:41,771
(ALL MURMURING)
3188
02:10:44,249 --> 02:10:46,022
(APPLAUDING)
3189
02:11:07,022 --> 02:11:08,749
(CLEARS THROAT)
3190
02:11:10,734 --> 02:11:12,211
You know,
3191
02:11:12,527 --> 02:11:15,321
five years ago, when I
started Stratton Oakmont
3192
02:11:15,322 --> 02:11:17,448
with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
3193
02:11:17,449 --> 02:11:20,894
would eventually come
where I'd have to be moving on.
3194
02:11:21,453 --> 02:11:22,745
(SIGHS)
3195
02:11:22,746 --> 02:11:24,372
And it's truly with a heavy heart
3196
02:11:24,373 --> 02:11:26,646
that I'm here to say that...
3197
02:11:28,126 --> 02:11:30,503
That that day is finally here.
3198
02:11:30,504 --> 02:11:32,151
(ALL MURMURING)
3199
02:11:34,549 --> 02:11:36,926
I wanna...
I want to thank you all for your...
3200
02:11:36,927 --> 02:11:39,678
Your years of loyalty
and admiration.
3201
02:11:39,679 --> 02:11:41,281
But the point is this.
3202
02:11:42,140 --> 02:11:43,474
Under Donnie's leadership,
3203
02:11:43,475 --> 02:11:47,019
along with Nicky Koskoff
and Robbie Feinberg
3204
02:11:47,020 --> 02:11:49,939
moving into key management
positions, this place really
3205
02:11:49,940 --> 02:11:51,315
is gonna be better than ever!
3206
02:11:51,316 --> 02:11:53,589
That I promise you. Okay?
3207
02:11:53,819 --> 02:11:56,422
Give them a round of applause.
Come on.
3208
02:11:59,449 --> 02:12:02,243
This is Ellis Island here, people.
3209
02:12:02,244 --> 02:12:03,994
I don't care who you are,
where you're from,
3210
02:12:03,995 --> 02:12:06,622
whether your relatives came
over on the fucking Mayflower
3211
02:12:06,623 --> 02:12:08,833
or on an inner tube from Haiti,
3212
02:12:08,834 --> 02:12:11,168
this right here is the
land of opportunity.
3213
02:12:11,169 --> 02:12:13,772
Stratton Oakmont is America!
3214
02:12:17,717 --> 02:12:19,468
All of you know
Kimmie Belzer, right?
3215
02:12:19,469 --> 02:12:20,719
WOMAN: Yes, we do.
(MEN WHISTLING)
3216
02:12:20,720 --> 02:12:21,929
Fuck you.
3217
02:12:21,930 --> 02:12:23,848
(ALL LAUGHS)
Come on, Kimmie.
3218
02:12:23,849 --> 02:12:25,433
What you probably didn't know is,
3219
02:12:25,434 --> 02:12:27,351
Kimmie was one of
the first brokers here,
3220
02:12:27,352 --> 02:12:29,705
one of Stratton's original 20.
3221
02:12:30,355 --> 02:12:32,314
Now most of you met Kimmie,
3222
02:12:32,315 --> 02:12:35,419
the beautiful sophisticated woman
that she is today.
3223
02:12:35,694 --> 02:12:38,923
A woman that wears
$3,000 Armani suits.
3224
02:12:39,364 --> 02:12:40,781
(CHUCKLES)
3225
02:12:40,782 --> 02:12:43,476
Who drives a brand-new
Mercedes-Benz.
3226
02:12:44,035 --> 02:12:45,953
A woman who spends
3227
02:12:45,954 --> 02:12:47,496
her winters in the Bahamas
3228
02:12:47,497 --> 02:12:49,691
and summers in the Hamptons!
3229
02:12:54,588 --> 02:12:57,032
That's not the
Kimmie that I met.
3230
02:12:59,759 --> 02:13:03,659
The Kimmie that I met didn't have
two nickels to rub together.
3231
02:13:04,764 --> 02:13:07,099
She was a single mom
on the balls of her ass
3232
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:09,018
with an 8-year-old son.
3233
02:13:09,019 --> 02:13:12,123
Okay? She was three months
behind on her rent.
3234
02:13:13,064 --> 02:13:16,859
And when she came to me
and asked me for a job,
3235
02:13:16,860 --> 02:13:19,111
she asked for a $5,000 advance
3236
02:13:19,112 --> 02:13:22,386
just so she could pay
her son's tuition.
3237
02:13:26,745 --> 02:13:28,579
And what'd I do, Kimmie?
3238
02:13:28,580 --> 02:13:30,353
Go on, tell them.
3239
02:13:32,042 --> 02:13:34,190
You wrote me a check
3240
02:13:34,294 --> 02:13:36,522
for $25,000.
3241
02:13:37,714 --> 02:13:39,236
That's right.
3242
02:13:39,257 --> 02:13:40,700
Thank you.
3243
02:13:44,012 --> 02:13:45,864
And you know why that is?
3244
02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:51,544
It's because I believed in you.
3245
02:13:53,104 --> 02:13:55,923
It's because I believed
in you, Kimmie,
3246
02:13:56,274 --> 02:13:58,108
just like I believe in each
3247
02:13:58,109 --> 02:14:00,236
and every one of you here today.
3248
02:14:00,237 --> 02:14:02,696
- I fucking love you, Jordan!
- I fucking love you.
3249
02:14:02,697 --> 02:14:04,615
I fucking love you!
I love you.
3250
02:14:04,616 --> 02:14:07,515
I fucking love you, too!
I fucking love you, too!
3251
02:14:10,288 --> 02:14:12,390
And I love all of you!
3252
02:14:12,916 --> 02:14:15,292
And I love all of you
from the bottom of my heart.
3253
02:14:15,293 --> 02:14:17,896
- I fucking love you, too.
- I mean that.
3254
02:14:18,630 --> 02:14:20,983
You are the shit.
You are the fucking shit.
3255
02:14:27,389 --> 02:14:29,662
It's a shame, you know.
3256
02:14:31,142 --> 02:14:33,227
For years, I've been
telling you guys
3257
02:14:33,228 --> 02:14:35,354
never to take no for
an answer, right?
3258
02:14:35,355 --> 02:14:38,675
You know, to keep pushing,
to never hang up the phone
3259
02:14:39,484 --> 02:14:41,837
until you get what you want.
3260
02:14:42,654 --> 02:14:44,472
Because you all deserve it.
3261
02:14:46,408 --> 02:14:49,728
You know, this fucking deal
that I'm about to sign
3262
02:14:50,120 --> 02:14:52,329
barring me from the
securities industry,
3263
02:14:52,330 --> 02:14:54,432
barring me from Stratton,
3264
02:14:55,417 --> 02:14:56,939
my home.
3265
02:14:59,629 --> 02:15:01,731
What the fuck is that,
you know?
3266
02:15:02,841 --> 02:15:05,285
I'll tell you what it is. It's...
3267
02:15:05,885 --> 02:15:08,784
It's me taking no for an answer,
you know.
3268
02:15:10,181 --> 02:15:11,515
It's them...
3269
02:15:11,516 --> 02:15:14,870
It's them selling me,
not the other way around.
3270
02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:18,339
It's me being a hypocrite
is what it is.
3271
02:15:23,403 --> 02:15:24,800
So...
3272
02:15:31,786 --> 02:15:33,479
You know what?
3273
02:15:37,167 --> 02:15:38,834
I'm not leaving.
3274
02:15:38,835 --> 02:15:40,653
(ALL MURMURING)
3275
02:15:41,087 --> 02:15:42,484
I'm not leaving.
3276
02:15:45,300 --> 02:15:46,550
I'm not fucking leaving!
3277
02:15:46,551 --> 02:15:48,028
(ALL CHEERING)
3278
02:15:51,556 --> 02:15:54,034
MAN: You're not getting
a fucking promotion!
3279
02:15:55,310 --> 02:15:56,787
The show goes on!
3280
02:15:59,272 --> 02:16:00,773
This is my home!
3281
02:16:00,774 --> 02:16:03,609
They're gonna need
a fucking wrecking ball
3282
02:16:03,610 --> 02:16:05,633
to take me out of here!
3283
02:16:07,530 --> 02:16:10,074
They're gonna need to
send in the National Guard
3284
02:16:10,075 --> 02:16:11,909
or fucking SWAT team
3285
02:16:11,910 --> 02:16:14,513
'cause I ain't going nowhere!
3286
02:16:17,248 --> 02:16:18,349
Fuck them!
3287
02:16:20,752 --> 02:16:22,650
Fuck them!
3288
02:16:24,589 --> 02:16:26,532
(HUMMING)
3289
02:16:36,142 --> 02:16:37,915
(ALL HUMMING)
3290
02:16:56,621 --> 02:16:58,539
Jordy! Jordy!
3291
02:16:58,540 --> 02:17:00,642
Jordy! Get back here!
3292
02:17:01,418 --> 02:17:02,644
Hey!
3293
02:17:05,004 --> 02:17:06,338
Give me that.
3294
02:17:06,339 --> 02:17:07,691
(CAWING)
3295
02:17:08,800 --> 02:17:09,967
MAX:
What is this?
3296
02:17:09,968 --> 02:17:12,571
Ramar of the Jungle,
for Christ sake?
3297
02:17:13,596 --> 02:17:16,598
MAN: Paddy D,
mazel tov, you Irishman.
3298
02:17:16,599 --> 02:17:20,144
Jordan Belfort just welched
on his deal with the SEC.
3299
02:17:20,145 --> 02:17:22,919
He is back in the ocean.
Happy hunting.
3300
02:17:31,156 --> 02:17:33,475
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
3301
02:17:35,702 --> 02:17:38,078
JORDAN:
It was our time to party big.
3302
02:17:38,079 --> 02:17:40,807
And just as Brad
was released from jail, too.
3303
02:17:41,541 --> 02:17:43,917
I apologized, even
offered to pay him
3304
02:17:43,918 --> 02:17:45,611
for his time in the can.
3305
02:17:46,129 --> 02:17:48,297
But he said no,
that he was out.
3306
02:17:48,298 --> 02:17:50,215
He didn't want any part of us.
3307
02:17:50,216 --> 02:17:51,925
Sad thing was,
3308
02:17:51,926 --> 02:17:53,510
two years later
3309
02:17:53,511 --> 02:17:55,284
he was dead.
3310
02:17:55,346 --> 02:17:57,824
Massive heart attack. Thirty-five.
3311
02:17:58,516 --> 02:18:00,976
Same age Mozart died.
3312
02:18:00,977 --> 02:18:04,313
Not that they have a hell
of a lot in common, but...
3313
02:18:04,314 --> 02:18:06,712
Anyway, I don't know
why that came to mind.
3314
02:18:08,777 --> 02:18:10,027
Within days,
3315
02:18:10,028 --> 02:18:12,488
subpoenas started flying.
3316
02:18:12,489 --> 02:18:15,866
Notices to produce documents,
depositions, you name it.
3317
02:18:15,867 --> 02:18:17,993
Donnie couldn't drink
water fast enough.
3318
02:18:17,994 --> 02:18:20,537
DONNIE: United States government
wants to give me a subpoena?
3319
02:18:20,538 --> 02:18:23,938
Here's what we do with
subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
3320
02:18:29,547 --> 02:18:32,257
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
3321
02:18:32,258 --> 02:18:34,218
Fuck you! Fuck you!
3322
02:18:34,219 --> 02:18:36,822
ALL: (CHANTING)
Fuck you!
3323
02:18:41,976 --> 02:18:43,328
Oh!
3324
02:18:43,770 --> 02:18:45,813
Jordan Belfort.
3325
02:18:45,814 --> 02:18:47,898
ATTORNEY:
Alden. That's a nice name.
3326
02:18:47,899 --> 02:18:49,233
Thank you very much for that.
3327
02:18:49,234 --> 02:18:51,527
- What kind of name is that?
- That is my name.
3328
02:18:51,528 --> 02:18:53,237
I do not recall that.
3329
02:18:53,238 --> 02:18:55,697
I do not recall that. Okay?
3330
02:18:55,698 --> 02:18:57,908
ATTORNEY: Mr. Ming,
thank you for coming in today.
3331
02:18:57,909 --> 02:18:59,618
Are you gonna finish
the rest of that Danish?
3332
02:18:59,619 --> 02:19:00,911
- Can I have that Danish?
- No, no, go ahead.
3333
02:19:00,912 --> 02:19:02,704
JORDAN:
They interrogated everybody.
3334
02:19:02,705 --> 02:19:04,414
I got a low blood sugar,
thyroid thing.
3335
02:19:04,415 --> 02:19:05,624
JORDAN:
It went on for months.
3336
02:19:05,625 --> 02:19:07,751
It was a total fucking harassment.
3337
02:19:07,752 --> 02:19:09,419
Tell him to proceed
with the questions.
3338
02:19:09,420 --> 02:19:11,922
JORDAN: But not a single
Strattonite cracked.
3339
02:19:11,923 --> 02:19:13,674
ATTORNEY:
Gladys Carrera?
3340
02:19:13,675 --> 02:19:15,300
Doesn't ring a bell.
3341
02:19:15,301 --> 02:19:18,029
Sorry, I have no
recommendation of that.
3342
02:19:18,096 --> 02:19:19,179
No.
3343
02:19:19,180 --> 02:19:20,264
No idea.
3344
02:19:20,265 --> 02:19:22,850
I don't recall that transaction.
You guys have any milk?
3345
02:19:22,851 --> 02:19:25,227
Absolutely not.
3346
02:19:25,228 --> 02:19:27,104
ATTORNEY: Francis Sortigi
you called so many times
3347
02:19:27,105 --> 02:19:29,439
I just thought you
might remember that.
3348
02:19:29,440 --> 02:19:30,983
Would you remember any of those?
3349
02:19:30,984 --> 02:19:32,818
- I do not recall any of that.
- This Abdul...
3350
02:19:32,819 --> 02:19:35,112
I do not...
No, I don't recall.
3351
02:19:35,113 --> 02:19:36,822
ATTORNEY:
It was a long phone call.
3352
02:19:36,823 --> 02:19:38,615
I just wondered
if you have any memory of that.
3353
02:19:38,616 --> 02:19:40,450
Okay. You know we've
talked to several
3354
02:19:40,451 --> 02:19:41,827
of the employees at this firm
3355
02:19:41,828 --> 02:19:43,120
and nobody can recall anything
3356
02:19:43,121 --> 02:19:45,247
about this Steve Madden IPO.
3357
02:19:45,248 --> 02:19:46,565
I think it's Odd.
3358
02:19:48,334 --> 02:19:49,626
MANNY:
Do you recall.
3359
02:19:49,627 --> 02:19:50,919
Cartage Corporation?
3360
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:52,337
Mmm.
3361
02:19:52,338 --> 02:19:53,672
You do recall it?
3362
02:19:53,673 --> 02:19:55,070
No, I don't recall that at all.
3363
02:19:55,550 --> 02:19:58,574
Excuse me. I have to ask.
Is that your real hair?
3364
02:19:59,137 --> 02:20:01,305
Are you gonna say
anything about that?
3365
02:20:01,306 --> 02:20:02,681
Are you gonna
comment on my hair?
3366
02:20:02,682 --> 02:20:04,474
Is that how we're doing...
Is this personal questions?
3367
02:20:04,475 --> 02:20:06,268
I'm just wondering why you would
wear something like that.
3368
02:20:06,269 --> 02:20:08,212
Sorry. I don't
recall that company.
3369
02:20:10,148 --> 02:20:11,982
Can I get you anything
else, gentlemen?
3370
02:20:11,983 --> 02:20:13,901
Yes. Sweetheart,
I have a rare condition
3371
02:20:13,902 --> 02:20:15,319
which requires me to
drink one of those
3372
02:20:15,320 --> 02:20:17,422
every 15 minutes, please.
3373
02:20:17,822 --> 02:20:20,991
We were specifically advised
not to leave the country.
3374
02:20:20,992 --> 02:20:23,140
So, we took our wives to Italy.
3375
02:20:23,453 --> 02:20:25,913
We figured we were safer
working from overseas
3376
02:20:25,914 --> 02:20:27,372
giving orders to Rugrat.
3377
02:20:27,373 --> 02:20:29,666
Nobody could arrest us
and nobody could prove.
3378
02:20:29,667 --> 02:20:31,710
I was still running
Stratton from a yacht.
3379
02:20:31,711 --> 02:20:33,045
Hey, Rugrat.
3380
02:20:33,046 --> 02:20:34,338
- Oh!
- Bonjour.
3381
02:20:34,339 --> 02:20:36,381
You bald-headed eagle,
how you doing?
3382
02:20:36,382 --> 02:20:37,466
Donnie, Donnie, listen!
3383
02:20:37,467 --> 02:20:38,842
We have a problem, okay.
3384
02:20:38,843 --> 02:20:42,179
Your friend, Steve Madden,
is unloading shares.
3385
02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:44,306
What are you saying?
Who told you that?
3386
02:20:44,307 --> 02:20:45,933
- What's going on?
- He's doing it, Donnie!
3387
02:20:45,934 --> 02:20:48,518
He said that
Steve Madden's unloading shares.
3388
02:20:48,519 --> 02:20:49,840
Who told you that?
It's bullshit!
3389
02:20:50,188 --> 02:20:52,040
Give me that goddamn phone.
3390
02:20:52,106 --> 02:20:53,799
What's going on?
3391
02:20:53,858 --> 02:20:56,026
Jordan, look.
I'm watching the screen
3392
02:20:56,027 --> 02:20:58,862
and huge chunks of Steve Madden
are being sold, okay.
3393
02:20:58,863 --> 02:21:00,948
It's not coming from us,
so it's gotta be Steve.
3394
02:21:00,949 --> 02:21:03,075
He's the only person
with that many shares.
3395
02:21:03,076 --> 02:21:04,159
It's Donnie.
Call me back, all right.
3396
02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:05,243
Donnie, your little friend
3397
02:21:05,244 --> 02:21:06,578
is trying to fuck
me, you know that.
3398
02:21:06,579 --> 02:21:08,372
Your little friend is trying to
fuck me right in the ass.
3399
02:21:08,373 --> 02:21:10,040
- Get him on the phone now!
- We don't know anything yet.
3400
02:21:10,041 --> 02:21:11,518
Let's not jump to conclusions.
3401
02:21:11,918 --> 02:21:13,710
JORDAN:
Even though I owned 85%
3402
02:21:13,711 --> 02:21:16,880
of Steve-cocksucking-
motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
3403
02:21:16,881 --> 02:21:19,216
the shares were in his fucking name.
3404
02:21:19,217 --> 02:21:21,510
This motherfucker knew
I was in trouble with the feds
3405
02:21:21,511 --> 02:21:23,387
and was trying to take advantage.
3406
02:21:23,388 --> 02:21:24,930
Talk to me, man.
How do you wanna play this?
3407
02:21:24,931 --> 02:21:26,765
I want you to get all our clients
on the phone right now
3408
02:21:26,766 --> 02:21:28,183
and have them start
selling Steve Madden.
3409
02:21:28,184 --> 02:21:29,726
We're gonna drive
that fucking price down!
3410
02:21:29,727 --> 02:21:31,561
Do you hear me?
Shut the fuck up!
3411
02:21:31,562 --> 02:21:33,105
This is your fucking friend
from high school.
3412
02:21:33,106 --> 02:21:35,273
If that little fucking prick thinks
he can fuck with me,
3413
02:21:35,274 --> 02:21:37,943
we'll turn his company
into a penny stock! You hear me?
3414
02:21:37,944 --> 02:21:39,444
- You got it?
- Yes. I got it!
3415
02:21:39,445 --> 02:21:40,988
DONNIE: Let's just not
jump to conclusions
3416
02:21:40,989 --> 02:21:42,447
before we know what's going on.
3417
02:21:42,448 --> 02:21:43,907
Captain Ted!
3418
02:21:43,908 --> 02:21:45,100
Captain Ted!
3419
02:21:45,493 --> 02:21:47,953
Hang up your phones!
Everybody, hey!
3420
02:21:47,954 --> 02:21:50,853
Turn the boat around!
We're going home!
3421
02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:52,858
(NAOMI SOBBING)
3422
02:21:53,835 --> 02:21:56,358
Baby! Baby, what happened?
3423
02:21:56,504 --> 02:21:57,856
I just...
3424
02:21:58,172 --> 02:21:59,524
Sweetheart, what's going on?
3425
02:22:00,591 --> 02:22:02,284
Aunt Emma...
3426
02:22:03,094 --> 02:22:04,491
Just wait.
3427
02:22:04,762 --> 02:22:06,471
I can't...
3428
02:22:06,472 --> 02:22:09,433
What's going on?
Why you crying?
3429
02:22:09,434 --> 02:22:11,601
- She's dead!
- Who? Who's dead?
3430
02:22:11,602 --> 02:22:14,062
I just got a call
from my cousin Betty.
3431
02:22:14,063 --> 02:22:15,230
Yeah?
3432
02:22:15,231 --> 02:22:17,049
Aunt Emma is dead.
3433
02:22:18,317 --> 02:22:21,136
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- No.
3434
02:22:21,404 --> 02:22:22,630
You're serious?
3435
02:22:23,322 --> 02:22:25,741
Oh, my God!
Baby, that's...
3436
02:22:25,742 --> 02:22:27,284
Oh, fuck!
3437
02:22:27,285 --> 02:22:29,119
Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
3438
02:22:29,120 --> 02:22:30,537
Fucking heart attack!
3439
02:22:30,538 --> 02:22:32,205
Boom, snap, gone.
3440
02:22:32,206 --> 02:22:34,124
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
3441
02:22:34,125 --> 02:22:37,586
And $20 million stuck
in a Swiss bank account.
3442
02:22:37,587 --> 02:22:39,755
The last time I talked to her
she was fine!
3443
02:22:39,756 --> 02:22:41,965
- She's not that old.
- Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
3444
02:22:41,966 --> 02:22:44,217
That's so fucking terrible!
3445
02:22:44,218 --> 02:22:46,011
Oh, fuck!
3446
02:22:46,012 --> 02:22:47,137
It is terrible.
3447
02:22:47,138 --> 02:22:49,723
Your aunt was such an elegant,
attractive woman.
3448
02:22:49,724 --> 02:22:51,558
My condolences to you
and your family.
3449
02:22:51,559 --> 02:22:53,143
Yes. We're absolutely
devastated.
3450
02:22:53,144 --> 02:22:55,270
Thank you so much
for your condolences.
3451
02:22:55,271 --> 02:22:56,563
Now where does that leave us
3452
02:22:56,564 --> 02:22:58,231
in regard to her
account exactly?
3453
02:22:58,232 --> 02:22:59,816
Does it go into probate or what?
3454
02:22:59,817 --> 02:23:01,485
Not to worry, Jordan.
Not to worry.
3455
02:23:01,486 --> 02:23:03,278
Your aunt, before she died,
3456
02:23:03,279 --> 02:23:06,258
signed a document naming you
as her successor.
3457
02:23:06,449 --> 02:23:07,991
She did?
(LAUGHS)
3458
02:23:07,992 --> 02:23:09,765
Fantastic!
Well, that's good news!
3459
02:23:09,952 --> 02:23:12,225
Well, not as of yet.
3460
02:23:12,413 --> 02:23:14,498
What does that mean?
Not as of yet?
3461
02:23:14,499 --> 02:23:16,833
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
3462
02:23:16,834 --> 02:23:18,668
I can't seem to hear you.
3463
02:23:18,669 --> 02:23:21,443
I must have bad reception.
Are you speaking English?
3464
02:23:21,506 --> 02:23:24,299
- Very... Now. Fast. Very fast.
- Fast?
3465
02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:26,468
I have to get to
Switzerland now?
3466
02:23:26,469 --> 02:23:28,095
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
3467
02:23:28,096 --> 02:23:30,263
Speak English!
Fucking speak English!
3468
02:23:30,264 --> 02:23:31,681
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
Hey! Quiet, okay?
3469
02:23:31,682 --> 02:23:33,183
Take your suit,
take your dick, okay,
3470
02:23:33,184 --> 02:23:34,976
- and move your ass! Please.
- Okay.
3471
02:23:34,977 --> 02:23:37,062
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Move my ass! Yes!
3472
02:23:37,063 --> 02:23:41,274
I gotta say, these Swiss were
some sneaky motherfuckers.
3473
02:23:41,275 --> 02:23:43,318
Within minutes,
he had me set up with a forger
3474
02:23:43,319 --> 02:23:45,362
who could fake Aunt
Emma's signature.
3475
02:23:45,363 --> 02:23:47,010
You American shit!
3476
02:23:47,073 --> 02:23:48,907
I just had to get
there by tomorrow,
3477
02:23:48,908 --> 02:23:50,534
or lose $20 million.
3478
02:23:50,535 --> 02:23:52,353
We're going to Monaco!
3479
02:23:52,829 --> 02:23:55,205
- Monaco? Now?
- Yes, baby.
3480
02:23:55,206 --> 02:23:57,874
We're going to Monaco, so then
we can go to Switzerland, okay?
3481
02:23:57,875 --> 02:23:59,648
- But her aunt just died.
- I realize that.
3482
02:23:59,669 --> 02:24:00,919
But I have business
in Switzerland.
3483
02:24:00,920 --> 02:24:02,629
I need to go to
Switzerland right now.
3484
02:24:02,630 --> 02:24:04,824
Bottom line. Sorry.
3485
02:24:05,049 --> 02:24:06,901
We gotta get to London.
3486
02:24:07,343 --> 02:24:08,660
Why? Why?
3487
02:24:10,054 --> 02:24:11,346
The funeral!
3488
02:24:11,347 --> 02:24:12,790
Yeah, but babe.
Look, look...
3489
02:24:13,141 --> 02:24:15,976
I loved your aunt more than
anyone in the entire world.
3490
02:24:15,977 --> 02:24:17,624
I really did.
3491
02:24:18,020 --> 02:24:20,313
But she's dead now, sweetie.
3492
02:24:20,314 --> 02:24:22,607
She's dead
and she's not going anywhere.
3493
02:24:22,608 --> 02:24:23,900
She'll still be dead by the time
3494
02:24:23,901 --> 02:24:25,127
we get to London, okay?
3495
02:24:25,653 --> 02:24:27,487
Captain Ted! Captain
Ted, all right, look.
3496
02:24:27,488 --> 02:24:29,406
We're going to Monaco.
Monaco now, okay?
3497
02:24:29,407 --> 02:24:30,490
Monaco, right.
3498
02:24:30,491 --> 02:24:32,450
We're going to Monaco
so that we can drive to Switzerland
3499
02:24:32,451 --> 02:24:33,869
so they don't stamp
our passports.
3500
02:24:33,870 --> 02:24:35,787
Take care of business here,
we'll drive back to Monaco,
3501
02:24:35,788 --> 02:24:37,581
take a flight over to London
to catch the funeral
3502
02:24:37,582 --> 02:24:39,124
and be in New York
in three fucking business days!
3503
02:24:39,125 --> 02:24:40,417
That's the fucking plan.
3504
02:24:40,418 --> 02:24:42,878
I just want you to know
that we might run into some chop.
3505
02:24:42,879 --> 02:24:45,130
Chop?
We can fucking handle chop, right?
3506
02:24:45,131 --> 02:24:46,631
I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
3507
02:24:46,632 --> 02:24:48,049
No, no, no. We're
not going anywhere
3508
02:24:48,050 --> 02:24:49,426
unless he says it's
safe, all right.
3509
02:24:49,427 --> 02:24:50,969
- Don't worry about the chop.
- It's safe.
3510
02:24:50,970 --> 02:24:52,429
You don't know shit about chop.
3511
02:24:52,430 --> 02:24:54,681
Oh, really? And you do?
You're a fucking expert on that.
3512
02:24:54,682 --> 02:24:57,100
I'll chop your fucking credit
card in half. How about that?
3513
02:24:57,101 --> 02:24:59,102
Chop is fine. Trust me.
Chop is fine.
3514
02:24:59,103 --> 02:25:00,854
Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
3515
02:25:00,855 --> 02:25:02,105
Uh...
3516
02:25:02,106 --> 02:25:04,065
Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow.
3517
02:25:04,066 --> 02:25:05,275
Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
3518
02:25:05,276 --> 02:25:06,943
It's a little uncomfortable.
Tell them it's safe.
3519
02:25:06,944 --> 02:25:08,236
CAPTAIN TED:
It's gonna be safe.
3520
02:25:08,237 --> 02:25:10,447
We'll batten down the hatches
3521
02:25:10,448 --> 02:25:11,907
and secure the deck.
3522
02:25:11,908 --> 02:25:15,452
And we're looking at a few...
Maybe a few broken dishes.
3523
02:25:15,453 --> 02:25:16,912
Few broken dishes.
(LAUGHS)
3524
02:25:16,913 --> 02:25:18,163
What's a few broken dishes?
3525
02:25:18,164 --> 02:25:19,539
Does that sound fucking
awesome or what?
3526
02:25:19,540 --> 02:25:20,999
No. Not really.
3527
02:25:21,000 --> 02:25:22,375
We're gonna have a
fucking good time!
3528
02:25:22,376 --> 02:25:24,211
Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
3529
02:25:24,212 --> 02:25:25,404
Let's fucking move!
Let's go!
3530
02:25:25,713 --> 02:25:27,440
(THUNDER CRACKING)
3531
02:25:30,801 --> 02:25:31,948
CAPTAIN TED:
Hold On!
3532
02:25:35,014 --> 02:25:38,141
What the fuck is
going on out here?
3533
02:25:38,142 --> 02:25:40,810
The Jet Skis just
went overboard!
3534
02:25:40,811 --> 02:25:42,938
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Honey, you okay?
3535
02:25:42,939 --> 02:25:45,148
MAN: (OVER RADIO)
Gale warning! Gale warning!
3536
02:25:45,149 --> 02:25:47,984
CAPTAIN TED: The waves are
20 feet high and building!
3537
02:25:47,985 --> 02:25:49,778
Turn around, let's go
the other fucking way.
3538
02:25:49,779 --> 02:25:51,029
- CAPTAIN TED: We can't!
- Go!
3539
02:25:51,030 --> 02:25:53,698
We'll get broad-sided.
It'll tip over!
3540
02:25:53,699 --> 02:25:55,617
I am a master diver.
You hear that?
3541
02:25:55,618 --> 02:25:56,701
I'm a master diver!
3542
02:25:56,702 --> 02:25:58,036
No one's gonna fucking die!
3543
02:25:58,037 --> 02:26:00,747
I got you, baby. I got you.
Trust me, okay?
3544
02:26:00,748 --> 02:26:02,123
I love you.
3545
02:26:02,124 --> 02:26:04,125
I love you, baby.
Just hold on tight.
3546
02:26:04,126 --> 02:26:05,210
Okay.
3547
02:26:05,211 --> 02:26:06,358
Donnie!
3548
02:26:07,838 --> 02:26:09,172
Hold on, baby!
3549
02:26:09,173 --> 02:26:10,274
Donnie!
3550
02:26:12,176 --> 02:26:13,323
Donnie!
3551
02:26:13,719 --> 02:26:15,178
- What?
- Hold on, baby.
3552
02:26:15,179 --> 02:26:16,805
(WHISPERING)
Get the fucking ludes.
3553
02:26:16,806 --> 02:26:18,014
I don't wanna die, Jordan!
3554
02:26:18,015 --> 02:26:20,834
I did a lot of bad shit.
I'm going to hell, Jordan!
3555
02:26:20,851 --> 02:26:23,812
(SOBBING) I fucked up!
I fucked up so bad!
3556
02:26:23,813 --> 02:26:25,881
Get the ludes! Downstairs!
3557
02:26:26,023 --> 02:26:27,295
What are you saying?
3558
02:26:27,692 --> 02:26:29,260
Fuck!
3559
02:26:30,027 --> 02:26:31,278
Get the ludes!
3560
02:26:31,279 --> 02:26:32,988
I can't go down there, Jordan.
It's flooded.
3561
02:26:32,989 --> 02:26:34,322
It's three feet of
water down there!
3562
02:26:34,323 --> 02:26:37,158
I will not die sober!
3563
02:26:37,159 --> 02:26:38,994
Get those fucking ludes!
3564
02:26:38,995 --> 02:26:40,078
Okay!
3565
02:26:40,079 --> 02:26:41,522
- Go!
- Okay.
3566
02:26:44,292 --> 02:26:46,126
- NAOMI: Where's he going?
- JORDAN: Hold on, baby!
3567
02:26:46,127 --> 02:26:47,836
NAOMI:
Donnie! Is he fucking crazy?
3568
02:26:47,837 --> 02:26:49,277
JORDAN:
He's just warning everybody!
3569
02:26:53,884 --> 02:26:55,406
(GLASS SHATTERING)
3570
02:27:01,142 --> 02:27:02,994
Jesus Christ!
3571
02:27:04,437 --> 02:27:05,729
Hold on!
3572
02:27:05,730 --> 02:27:07,230
Get away from the window!
3573
02:27:07,231 --> 02:27:08,732
Rogue wave!
3574
02:27:08,733 --> 02:27:09,858
Mayday!
3575
02:27:09,859 --> 02:27:12,527
This is Captain Ted Beecham
aboard the yacht Naomi!
3576
02:27:12,528 --> 02:27:14,130
- We are going down!
- I got 'em!
3577
02:27:14,447 --> 02:27:15,799
I got 'em!
3578
02:27:16,866 --> 02:27:18,450
Give me one for the nerves!
3579
02:27:18,451 --> 02:27:19,701
We're going down!
3580
02:27:19,702 --> 02:27:21,953
CAPTAIN TED:
This is a fucking Mayday!
3581
02:27:21,954 --> 02:27:24,182
We require immediate assistance!
3582
02:27:25,750 --> 02:27:27,375
(SCREAMS)
Hold on!
3583
02:27:27,376 --> 02:27:28,477
Watch out!
3584
02:27:29,086 --> 02:27:31,029
(PEPPY SONG)
3585
02:27:35,092 --> 02:27:37,320
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
3586
02:27:40,264 --> 02:27:42,913
JORDAN: The nice thing about
getting rescued by Italians
3587
02:27:43,100 --> 02:27:46,770
is that they feed you,
make you drink red wine,
3588
02:27:46,771 --> 02:27:48,839
then you get to dance.
3589
02:28:05,289 --> 02:28:07,062
Did you see that?
3590
02:28:07,375 --> 02:28:10,399
That was the plane
I sent to come get us.
3591
02:28:11,212 --> 02:28:12,879
I shit you not, it exploded
3592
02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:15,048
when a seagull flew
into the engine.
3593
02:28:15,049 --> 02:28:17,151
Three people killed.
3594
02:28:21,263 --> 02:28:23,139
You want a sign from God?
3595
02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:26,369
Well, after all this,
I finally got the message.
3596
02:28:29,313 --> 02:28:31,541
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)
3597
02:28:31,690 --> 02:28:35,443
Do you dream of becoming
financially independent
3598
02:28:35,444 --> 02:28:38,154
but struggle every month
just to pay your bills?
3599
02:28:38,155 --> 02:28:40,115
Would you like to own
a home like this,
3600
02:28:40,116 --> 02:28:42,325
but can barely afford
to pay your rent?
3601
02:28:42,326 --> 02:28:44,035
My name is Jordan Belfort,
3602
02:28:44,036 --> 02:28:46,162
and there's no secret
to wealth creation.
3603
02:28:46,163 --> 02:28:47,497
No matter who you are,
3604
02:28:47,498 --> 02:28:48,832
no matter where you came from,
3605
02:28:48,833 --> 02:28:51,376
you too can become
financially independent
3606
02:28:51,377 --> 02:28:53,211
in just a matter of months.
3607
02:28:53,212 --> 02:28:55,463
All you need is a strategy.
3608
02:28:55,464 --> 02:28:57,173
When I was 24 years old,
3609
02:28:57,174 --> 02:29:01,052
I made a decision not just
to survive, but to thrive.
3610
02:29:01,053 --> 02:29:03,596
WOMAN: At first I didn't feel like
deals like these were possible.
3611
02:29:03,597 --> 02:29:07,142
But we have the house
and we have a $33,000 profit.
3612
02:29:07,143 --> 02:29:08,351
I certainly believe now.
3613
02:29:08,352 --> 02:29:09,853
Think about it for a second.
3614
02:29:09,854 --> 02:29:12,021
If you don't have the guts
to attend Jordan Belfort's.
3615
02:29:12,022 --> 02:29:14,274
Straight Line Persuasion
System seminar,
3616
02:29:14,275 --> 02:29:15,942
then how do you expect
to make any money?
3617
02:29:15,943 --> 02:29:17,694
JORDAN: If you want to be
a millionaire someday,
3618
02:29:17,695 --> 02:29:19,779
have some guts. Make a decision.
3619
02:29:19,780 --> 02:29:21,114
Jordan Belfort's
setup worked for me
3620
02:29:21,115 --> 02:29:22,615
because I worked hard for it.
3621
02:29:22,616 --> 02:29:24,159
And if it doesn't work for you,
3622
02:29:24,160 --> 02:29:25,243
it's because you're lazy.
3623
02:29:25,244 --> 02:29:26,536
And you should get a
job at McDonald's.
3624
02:29:26,537 --> 02:29:29,497
JORDAN: There's nobody holding
you back from financial freedom.
3625
02:29:29,498 --> 02:29:32,459
And there's nobody stopping
you from making millions.
3626
02:29:32,460 --> 02:29:33,793
Don't just sit at home,
3627
02:29:33,794 --> 02:29:36,522
or the life of your dreams
will sail right past you.
3628
02:29:39,216 --> 02:29:41,176
I changed all these people's lives
3629
02:29:41,177 --> 02:29:42,886
and I can change yours, too!
3630
02:29:42,887 --> 02:29:44,220
So come to my seminar!
3631
02:29:44,221 --> 02:29:45,722
The life of your dreams is only...
3632
02:29:45,723 --> 02:29:47,515
Good to see you again, Jordan.
3633
02:29:47,516 --> 02:29:48,641
You're under arrest!
3634
02:29:48,642 --> 02:29:50,335
You gotta be joking!
3635
02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,812
You're kidding me.
3636
02:29:52,813 --> 02:29:54,481
Hey, get the fuck away from me!
3637
02:29:54,482 --> 02:29:55,815
Turn that camera off.
3638
02:29:55,816 --> 02:29:57,901
JORDAN: I'm fucking shooting a
fucking infomercial here,
3639
02:29:57,902 --> 02:29:59,402
you fucking cocksucker!
3640
02:29:59,403 --> 02:30:01,154
- Fuck you, you motherfucker!
- Shut the fucking camera off.
3641
02:30:01,155 --> 02:30:03,031
You don't got shit
on me, you hear me!
3642
02:30:03,032 --> 02:30:04,157
Go fuck yourself!
3643
02:30:04,158 --> 02:30:06,618
I'm making an honest living,
you fucking piece of shit!
3644
02:30:06,619 --> 02:30:07,744
DENHAM:
Hey, Jordan,
3645
02:30:07,745 --> 02:30:09,704
let me give you a
little legal advice.
3646
02:30:09,705 --> 02:30:11,206
Shut the fuck up!
3647
02:30:11,207 --> 02:30:12,790
JORDAN: Oh, fuck you,
you fucking prick!
3648
02:30:12,791 --> 02:30:15,485
I'm making an honest living,
you motherfucker!
3649
02:30:17,171 --> 02:30:18,713
JORDAN:
I clean up my act.
3650
02:30:18,714 --> 02:30:21,341
I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
3651
02:30:21,342 --> 02:30:24,177
I'm sober for two years.
And this happens!
3652
02:30:24,178 --> 02:30:26,471
Rugrat goes and gets busted
down in Miami.
3653
02:30:26,472 --> 02:30:27,805
I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
3654
02:30:27,806 --> 02:30:29,599
JORDAN: And guess who
the fuck with? Saurel.
3655
02:30:29,600 --> 02:30:30,725
- You gonna beat me?
- No, sir.
3656
02:30:30,726 --> 02:30:33,061
Yeah, I know your country.
You're gonna beat me.
3657
02:30:33,062 --> 02:30:34,854
JORDAN: I mean, what are
the fucking odds?
3658
02:30:34,855 --> 02:30:37,607
There had to be 10,000
Swiss bankers in Geneva,
3659
02:30:37,608 --> 02:30:39,275
and Rugrat gets the
one dumb enough
3660
02:30:39,276 --> 02:30:41,444
to get himself arrested
on U.S. soil.
3661
02:30:41,445 --> 02:30:42,922
I know.
3662
02:30:42,947 --> 02:30:44,424
(SOBBING)
I'm so sorry.
3663
02:30:46,534 --> 02:30:47,825
JORDAN:
Even more fucked
3664
02:30:47,826 --> 02:30:49,285
was that he got busted
(CAMERA CLICKING)
3665
02:30:49,286 --> 02:30:51,037
for shit that had
nothing to do with me.
3666
02:30:51,038 --> 02:30:52,705
It had nothing to
fucking do with me.
3667
02:30:52,706 --> 02:30:54,791
Something about
laundering drug money
3668
02:30:54,792 --> 02:30:57,961
through offshore boat racing
and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
3669
02:30:57,962 --> 02:31:00,129
you know,
the founder of Benihana.
3670
02:31:00,130 --> 02:31:01,589
Benihana.
3671
02:31:01,590 --> 02:31:03,363
Beni-fucking-hana!
3672
02:31:03,676 --> 02:31:05,510
(YELLING)
Beni-fucking-hana!
3673
02:31:05,511 --> 02:31:06,594
Why?
3674
02:31:06,595 --> 02:31:08,012
Why, why, God?
3675
02:31:08,013 --> 02:31:09,597
Why would you be so cruel
3676
02:31:09,598 --> 02:31:12,225
as to choose a chain
of fucking hibachi restaurants
3677
02:31:12,226 --> 02:31:13,578
to take me down?
3678
02:31:15,896 --> 02:31:18,481
Long story short.
Saurel rats me out.
3679
02:31:18,482 --> 02:31:21,651
But not before he rats out
Brad's wife, Chantalle,
3680
02:31:21,652 --> 02:31:23,319
who, it turns out,
he'd been fucking
3681
02:31:23,320 --> 02:31:25,889
every time she went
to Switzerland!
3682
02:31:27,741 --> 02:31:30,390
- No, no, no, it's impossible.
- Oui, oui, oui.
3683
02:31:32,496 --> 02:31:34,330
- All right!
- Ah! (GIGGLING)
3684
02:31:34,331 --> 02:31:36,165
JUDGE:
One count engaging in conspiracy
3685
02:31:36,166 --> 02:31:37,917
to commit securities fraud.
3686
02:31:37,918 --> 02:31:40,211
Two counts securities fraud.
3687
02:31:40,212 --> 02:31:43,756
One count engaging in conspiracy
to commit money laundering.
3688
02:31:43,757 --> 02:31:46,092
Twenty-one counts
money laundering.
3689
02:31:46,093 --> 02:31:48,616
One count obstruction
of justice.
3690
02:31:49,513 --> 02:31:51,832
Bail is set at $10 million.
3691
02:32:06,989 --> 02:32:08,557
DONNIE:
Uncle Donnie's here!
3692
02:32:09,366 --> 02:32:11,685
Rocky.
How you doing?
3693
02:32:12,286 --> 02:32:14,662
Woof.
I hate that fucking dog.
3694
02:32:14,663 --> 02:32:17,040
Yeah, he's getting
old and decrepit.
3695
02:32:17,041 --> 02:32:18,625
Starting to shit in
the house again.
3696
02:32:18,626 --> 02:32:20,418
- Me, too.
- Come here, buddy.
3697
02:32:20,419 --> 02:32:21,794
Ah, fuck.
3698
02:32:21,795 --> 02:32:23,546
- It's good to see you, pal.
- Yeah, you, too.
3699
02:32:23,547 --> 02:32:24,797
Good to see you.
3700
02:32:24,798 --> 02:32:27,447
Sit down. Oh, man.
3701
02:32:29,219 --> 02:32:30,571
How you doing, brother?
3702
02:32:31,305 --> 02:32:32,889
(SIGHING)
You know.
3703
02:32:32,890 --> 02:32:34,641
Shitty, pal.
3704
02:32:34,642 --> 02:32:36,870
But I'm hanging in there.
3705
02:32:38,103 --> 02:32:40,730
My new piece of jewelry.
Check that out.
3706
02:32:40,731 --> 02:32:43,191
Can't leave the house,
you know?
3707
02:32:43,192 --> 02:32:45,841
Starting to get cabin
fever already.
3708
02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:48,013
Fucking Rugrat.
3709
02:32:48,447 --> 02:32:49,864
That wig-wearing faggot.
3710
02:32:49,865 --> 02:32:52,075
I can't believe that fucking guy.
I wanna kill him.
3711
02:32:52,076 --> 02:32:54,744
Swear to God,
I want to choke him to death.
3712
02:32:54,745 --> 02:32:57,080
Irresponsible little prick.
3713
02:32:57,081 --> 02:32:58,182
(SCOFFS)
3714
02:32:58,207 --> 02:32:59,354
I'll tell you one thing.
3715
02:33:00,584 --> 02:33:03,187
I'm never eating
at Benihana again.
3716
02:33:03,921 --> 02:33:06,194
I don't care whose
birthday it is.
3717
02:33:07,508 --> 02:33:09,201
Where's Naomi?
How's she doing?
3718
02:33:09,885 --> 02:33:11,260
That's her in the house there.
3719
02:33:11,261 --> 02:33:13,329
You could say hi, but she
probably won't wave back.
3720
02:33:13,430 --> 02:33:15,203
Naomi, sweetheart!
3721
02:33:18,560 --> 02:33:19,894
What's up her ass?
3722
02:33:19,895 --> 02:33:21,479
- Is she mad at me?
- No, you know...
3723
02:33:21,480 --> 02:33:23,064
We probably have to
mortgage the house
3724
02:33:23,065 --> 02:33:24,941
in order to make bail.
3725
02:33:24,942 --> 02:33:26,442
Probably end up
selling the thing
3726
02:33:26,443 --> 02:33:28,695
in order to pay for
all the lawyers.
3727
02:33:28,696 --> 02:33:31,265
It's been a nightmare, buddy,
to tell you the truth.
3728
02:33:31,448 --> 02:33:33,221
What are you gonna do, right?
3729
02:33:33,951 --> 02:33:36,828
Anyway, how's Stratton?
That's more important.
3730
02:33:36,829 --> 02:33:37,995
How's morale?
3731
02:33:37,996 --> 02:33:40,748
They all pissed off 'cause they
have to make money legally now?
3732
02:33:40,749 --> 02:33:42,271
- Jordan.
- Hmm?
3733
02:33:42,543 --> 02:33:45,086
I got the founding
partners together.
3734
02:33:45,087 --> 02:33:47,565
I talked to them
about everything.
3735
02:33:48,215 --> 02:33:49,362
And I got you.
3736
02:33:50,092 --> 02:33:51,739
What do you mean, you got me?
3737
02:33:52,803 --> 02:33:55,622
The house, money, don't
worry about it. I got you.
3738
02:34:01,520 --> 02:34:02,687
All right.
3739
02:34:02,688 --> 02:34:03,771
I love you, buddy.
3740
02:34:03,772 --> 02:34:05,773
- You know I'd do it for you, right?
- I know.
3741
02:34:05,774 --> 02:34:07,842
- You know that, right?
- I know.
3742
02:34:08,694 --> 02:34:09,944
I could fucking
kiss you all over.
3743
02:34:09,945 --> 02:34:11,154
All right, enough, enough.
3744
02:34:11,155 --> 02:34:12,757
(LAUGHING)
3745
02:34:13,157 --> 02:34:14,407
You want a beer, pal?
3746
02:34:14,408 --> 02:34:15,700
What are you drinking?
3747
02:34:15,701 --> 02:34:17,869
I got this non-alcoholic shit.
3748
02:34:17,870 --> 02:34:19,162
What's that?
3749
02:34:19,163 --> 02:34:22,290
A non-alcoholic beer.
It's got no alcohol.
3750
02:34:22,291 --> 02:34:24,644
- It's a beer?
- Yeah, with no alcohol.
3751
02:34:25,127 --> 02:34:26,461
But if you drink enough,
3752
02:34:26,462 --> 02:34:28,463
if you drink a lot,
they get you fucked up?
3753
02:34:28,464 --> 02:34:30,631
No, there's no alcohol.
That's the fucking point.
3754
02:34:30,632 --> 02:34:31,758
I'm not a scientist.
3755
02:34:31,759 --> 02:34:33,009
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
3756
02:34:33,010 --> 02:34:34,677
I can get you a beer
if you want a fucking beer.
3757
02:34:34,678 --> 02:34:36,929
I know, but I don't drink.
You remember?
3758
02:34:36,930 --> 02:34:38,181
I don't drink anymore.
3759
02:34:38,182 --> 02:34:39,265
Oh, you wanna go inside
3760
02:34:39,266 --> 02:34:40,767
and blow some lines
of baking powder?
3761
02:34:40,768 --> 02:34:42,685
Or baking soda...
(CHUCKLING)
3762
02:34:42,686 --> 02:34:45,062
Can't imagine ever not
enjoying getting fucked up.
3763
02:34:45,063 --> 02:34:46,606
- Yeah.
- I love it.
3764
02:34:46,607 --> 02:34:48,191
How's being sober?
3765
02:34:48,192 --> 02:34:50,151
- Fucking sucks.
- Boring, right?
3766
02:34:50,152 --> 02:34:52,630
So boring. I wanna kill myself.
3767
02:34:53,071 --> 02:34:55,698
There's a term,
and we don't like to use it
3768
02:34:55,699 --> 02:34:57,241
unless circumstances dictate,
3769
02:34:57,242 --> 02:34:59,327
and I think they do
dictate in this case,
3770
02:34:59,328 --> 02:35:00,828
and the term is "Grenada."
3771
02:35:00,829 --> 02:35:02,413
Have you ever heard of Grenada?
3772
02:35:02,414 --> 02:35:03,581
No. No, I haven't.
3773
02:35:03,582 --> 02:35:05,208
Grenada's very
interesting because
3774
02:35:05,209 --> 02:35:07,210
it is a small island nation
3775
02:35:07,211 --> 02:35:10,838
that was invaded by the United
States of America in 1983.
3776
02:35:10,839 --> 02:35:13,007
It's about 90,000 people.
3777
02:35:13,008 --> 02:35:15,327
And essentially, it means
3778
02:35:16,011 --> 02:35:18,054
this case is unloseable.
3779
02:35:18,055 --> 02:35:19,222
Okay?
3780
02:35:19,223 --> 02:35:20,890
So, you know, we can come in,
3781
02:35:20,891 --> 02:35:22,850
we can have our dick
hanging out of our pants.
3782
02:35:22,851 --> 02:35:24,060
Nobody gives a fuck.
3783
02:35:24,061 --> 02:35:25,754
I'm gonna win.
3784
02:35:25,813 --> 02:35:27,290
You, sir.
3785
02:35:28,732 --> 02:35:30,550
Are what's known
3786
02:35:31,485 --> 02:35:32,735
as a Grenada.
3787
02:35:32,736 --> 02:35:33,928
JORDAN:
Hmm.
3788
02:35:35,781 --> 02:35:38,241
You're looking at
real prison time.
3789
02:35:38,242 --> 02:35:39,325
Hmm.
3790
02:35:39,326 --> 02:35:41,724
Money laundering can get you
as much as 20 years.
3791
02:35:42,621 --> 02:35:45,414
And our case couldn't be stronger
if we caught you
3792
02:35:45,415 --> 02:35:47,166
shoving cash in your mattress.
3793
02:35:47,167 --> 02:35:48,314
JORDAN:
Is that right?
3794
02:35:49,086 --> 02:35:51,609
DENHAM:
Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
3795
02:35:52,214 --> 02:35:56,092
Your rotting away in jail
till your kids get out of college,
3796
02:35:56,093 --> 02:35:57,866
that's not our ambition here.
3797
02:35:59,137 --> 02:36:01,764
There's other people
involved in this, too.
3798
02:36:01,765 --> 02:36:05,039
We think they need to
see their day in court as well.
3799
02:36:07,521 --> 02:36:09,605
Why do I sense
there's an offer in the air?
3800
02:36:09,606 --> 02:36:12,380
Look at him. He's got a sense.
What are you, Kreskin?
3801
02:36:13,485 --> 02:36:16,362
Full cooperation. He provides
us with a comprehensive list
3802
02:36:16,363 --> 02:36:18,781
of all the co-conspirators
spanning the last seven years,
3803
02:36:18,782 --> 02:36:20,867
and he also agrees
to wear a wire.
3804
02:36:20,868 --> 02:36:22,201
(CHUCKLING)
Wait...
3805
02:36:22,202 --> 02:36:24,036
Did you just say "wear a wire"?
3806
02:36:24,037 --> 02:36:25,371
A wire. Mmm-hmm.
3807
02:36:25,372 --> 02:36:26,789
What does that mean?
3808
02:36:26,790 --> 02:36:28,749
You want me to rat?
Is that it?
3809
02:36:28,750 --> 02:36:30,126
No, I want you to cooperate.
3810
02:36:30,127 --> 02:36:32,128
- No. You want me to rat, right?
- Yes. We want you to rat.
3811
02:36:32,129 --> 02:36:35,654
That's fucking exactly
what we want you to do. To rat.
3812
02:36:40,053 --> 02:36:41,971
JORDAN:
How was Cristy's party?
3813
02:36:41,972 --> 02:36:43,139
NAOMI:
Fine.
3814
02:36:43,140 --> 02:36:44,583
JORDAN:
Good.
3815
02:36:45,642 --> 02:36:48,185
Babe, I spoke to the
lawyers again today.
3816
02:36:48,186 --> 02:36:50,938
I have some really,
really great news.
3817
02:36:50,939 --> 02:36:52,382
Mmm-hmm.
3818
02:36:52,691 --> 02:36:55,385
Turns out you're completely
off the hook, honey.
3819
02:36:56,236 --> 02:36:57,987
I know that already.
3820
02:36:57,988 --> 02:36:59,385
Right. Exactly.
3821
02:36:59,698 --> 02:37:03,018
You never did anything wrong
in the first place, right?
3822
02:37:03,744 --> 02:37:06,063
It turns out, all the FBI really
3823
02:37:06,622 --> 02:37:08,599
wants from me is to, uh,
3824
02:37:08,790 --> 02:37:10,392
to cooperate.
3825
02:37:10,500 --> 02:37:11,834
You know?
3826
02:37:11,835 --> 02:37:13,210
Turns out I have so
much information
3827
02:37:13,211 --> 02:37:14,879
about the stock market
and Wall Street,
3828
02:37:14,880 --> 02:37:16,088
I could save the government
3829
02:37:16,089 --> 02:37:18,090
years of heartache,
not to mention
3830
02:37:18,091 --> 02:37:20,569
- countless dollars.
- Mmm-hmm.
3831
02:37:20,886 --> 02:37:23,330
But it gets even better, babe.
3832
02:37:23,680 --> 02:37:26,329
Because if I do
decide to cooperate,
3833
02:37:26,642 --> 02:37:29,518
I might only be
looking at four short years,
3834
02:37:29,519 --> 02:37:31,103
in which case, you know,
3835
02:37:31,104 --> 02:37:34,190
we could start fresh,
maybe sell the house.
3836
02:37:34,191 --> 02:37:35,942
And any fines that
I'd have to pay
3837
02:37:35,943 --> 02:37:37,818
wouldn't be due till
after I serve my term,
3838
02:37:37,819 --> 02:37:40,196
so we'd still have plenty of
money left over, you know?
3839
02:37:40,197 --> 02:37:41,719
Mmm-hmm.
3840
02:37:42,741 --> 02:37:45,242
The only thing that of course
bummed me out a little bit
3841
02:37:45,243 --> 02:37:47,596
is this whole idea of having to
3842
02:37:48,121 --> 02:37:50,373
give information
about my friends.
3843
02:37:50,374 --> 02:37:53,709
Like you said, "There's no friends
on Wall Street." Right?
3844
02:37:53,710 --> 02:37:55,711
Right. Right. Exactly.
3845
02:37:55,712 --> 02:37:57,380
There's a silver lining
to that, too, honey.
3846
02:37:57,381 --> 02:37:59,173
Because they said eventually...
3847
02:37:59,174 --> 02:38:02,134
Eventually everyone's gonna have to
give information on this case.
3848
02:38:02,135 --> 02:38:05,012
So, at the end of the day, it might
not even be a factor. You know?
3849
02:38:05,013 --> 02:38:07,223
Well, that's good news. Right?
3850
02:38:07,224 --> 02:38:09,058
Yeah, yeah.
3851
02:38:09,059 --> 02:38:10,832
I'm really happy for you.
3852
02:38:12,145 --> 02:38:15,499
What do you mean, happy for me,
sweetheart?
3853
02:38:16,316 --> 02:38:18,985
You should be happy for
the both of us. Right?
3854
02:38:18,986 --> 02:38:21,009
- Yeah, right.
- All right.
3855
02:38:23,031 --> 02:38:24,724
Come here, baby.
3856
02:38:25,158 --> 02:38:26,742
Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
3857
02:38:26,743 --> 02:38:27,868
Jordan...
3858
02:38:27,869 --> 02:38:29,120
Oh, come on, baby.
3859
02:38:29,121 --> 02:38:31,414
I haven't made love to
you in so long. Please.
3860
02:38:31,415 --> 02:38:33,916
- No. Jordan, stop it.
- Come on, honey, please.
3861
02:38:33,917 --> 02:38:35,485
No! Jordan, stop it!
3862
02:38:37,087 --> 02:38:39,406
I've loved you
since the moment I saw you.
3863
02:38:40,757 --> 02:38:42,154
(MURMURING)
3864
02:38:43,218 --> 02:38:45,195
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
3865
02:38:45,679 --> 02:38:48,328
- Get off me!
- Baby... Don't do that.
3866
02:38:49,099 --> 02:38:51,122
You know how much I
love you, right?
3867
02:38:51,518 --> 02:38:53,791
Stop that, sweetie. Please.
3868
02:38:58,942 --> 02:39:01,044
You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
3869
02:39:02,738 --> 02:39:04,556
You wanna fuck me?
3870
02:39:05,449 --> 02:39:06,615
Good.
3871
02:39:06,616 --> 02:39:08,059
Go ahead.
3872
02:39:08,452 --> 02:39:10,520
Go ahead and fuck me.
3873
02:39:11,455 --> 02:39:13,998
I want you to fuck me real hard.
3874
02:39:13,999 --> 02:39:16,792
I want you to fuck me
like it's the last fucking time.
3875
02:39:16,793 --> 02:39:18,169
- Why are you moving like that?
- Come on.
3876
02:39:18,170 --> 02:39:19,253
Please hold still.
3877
02:39:19,254 --> 02:39:20,880
'Cause I want you to
come for me, baby.
3878
02:39:20,881 --> 02:39:22,298
Come on, babe.
3879
02:39:22,299 --> 02:39:23,841
Come for me, baby.
3880
02:39:23,842 --> 02:39:25,134
I want you to come for me
3881
02:39:25,135 --> 02:39:26,719
like it's the last fucking time.
3882
02:39:26,720 --> 02:39:28,262
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
3883
02:39:28,263 --> 02:39:30,931
Come on, baby. Come for me.
Come for me, baby.
3884
02:39:30,932 --> 02:39:32,141
Come on, baby.
3885
02:39:32,142 --> 02:39:33,517
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
3886
02:39:33,518 --> 02:39:35,561
- Yeah, baby, come.
- You want me to come for you?
3887
02:39:35,562 --> 02:39:36,834
Yeah.
3888
02:39:37,564 --> 02:39:39,607
- You want me to come for you?
- Yeah!
3889
02:39:39,608 --> 02:39:42,052
Huh? You want me
to come for you?
3890
02:39:43,779 --> 02:39:45,571
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
3891
02:39:45,572 --> 02:39:48,175
Oh, God.
(GRUNTING) Oh, God.
3892
02:39:49,367 --> 02:39:51,811
Oh, God.
(GASPS)
3893
02:39:52,370 --> 02:39:53,913
Oh, God.
3894
02:39:53,914 --> 02:39:55,266
Jesus.
3895
02:39:57,250 --> 02:39:58,793
(LAUGHING)
3896
02:39:58,794 --> 02:40:00,169
Oh, baby.
3897
02:40:00,170 --> 02:40:02,797
That was so fucking great!
3898
02:40:02,798 --> 02:40:04,150
Oh, God!
3899
02:40:06,426 --> 02:40:08,449
That was the last time.
3900
02:40:08,845 --> 02:40:10,888
What do you mean, baby?
3901
02:40:10,889 --> 02:40:13,959
I mean that was the last time
we ever have sex.
3902
02:40:14,851 --> 02:40:17,045
What are you talking about?
3903
02:40:18,939 --> 02:40:20,666
I want a divorce.
3904
02:40:22,192 --> 02:40:24,235
What do you mean,
you want a divorce?
3905
02:40:24,236 --> 02:40:26,362
What's that supposed to mean,
you want a divorce?
3906
02:40:26,363 --> 02:40:28,386
Get off me! I want a divorce.
3907
02:40:28,615 --> 02:40:29,949
You just made love to me.
3908
02:40:29,950 --> 02:40:31,117
What the fuck is wrong with you?
3909
02:40:31,118 --> 02:40:33,562
I don't love you
anymore, Jordan!
3910
02:40:34,704 --> 02:40:36,806
Oh, you don't love me?
3911
02:40:37,082 --> 02:40:38,791
You don't love me anymore, huh?
3912
02:40:38,792 --> 02:40:41,085
Well, isn't that just fucking
convenient for you!
3913
02:40:41,086 --> 02:40:43,045
Now that I'm under
federal indictment,
3914
02:40:43,046 --> 02:40:45,047
with an electronic bracelet
around my ankle,
3915
02:40:45,048 --> 02:40:46,882
now you decide you don't
fucking love me anymore.
3916
02:40:46,883 --> 02:40:48,701
- Is that right?
- No, no.
3917
02:40:48,969 --> 02:40:51,303
What kind of person are you?
Tell me.
3918
02:40:51,304 --> 02:40:52,638
You married me!
3919
02:40:52,639 --> 02:40:54,223
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
3920
02:40:54,224 --> 02:40:55,975
Jordan, this is how
it's gonna go.
3921
02:40:55,976 --> 02:40:58,227
I'm gonna take
custody of the kids.
3922
02:40:58,228 --> 02:41:00,312
If you agree to the
divorce right now,
3923
02:41:00,313 --> 02:41:01,897
I will allow visitation.
(SIGHING)
3924
02:41:01,898 --> 02:41:03,816
- Okay? Don't try to fight it.
- Oh, my God.
3925
02:41:03,817 --> 02:41:05,317
It'll save us both
a lot of money
3926
02:41:05,318 --> 02:41:08,046
and I got a feeling
you're gonna need it.
3927
02:41:09,531 --> 02:41:12,825
You're not taking my kids,
sweetheart. You hear me?
3928
02:41:12,826 --> 02:41:14,326
I've already talked
to the lawyer.
3929
02:41:14,327 --> 02:41:15,578
He said even if you
don't get convicted,
3930
02:41:15,579 --> 02:41:16,829
I've got a good chance
of getting them.
3931
02:41:16,830 --> 02:41:17,997
I got news for you.
3932
02:41:17,998 --> 02:41:19,748
You're not fucking
taking my children,
3933
02:41:19,749 --> 02:41:21,522
you vicious fucking cunt, you!
3934
02:41:21,918 --> 02:41:24,003
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
3935
02:41:24,004 --> 02:41:26,255
You're not fucking taking
my goddamn fucking kids!
3936
02:41:26,256 --> 02:41:27,699
You hear me?
Fuck you!
3937
02:41:27,841 --> 02:41:30,694
You're not fucking
taking my fucking kids!
3938
02:41:39,186 --> 02:41:41,020
Fucking bitch!
3939
02:41:41,021 --> 02:41:42,873
(PANTING)
3940
02:41:43,440 --> 02:41:44,857
Fucking whore!
3941
02:41:44,858 --> 02:41:47,006
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
3942
02:41:49,154 --> 02:41:51,973
Fucking bitch!
Piece of shit fucking whore!
3943
02:41:52,616 --> 02:41:54,093
(SNORTING)
3944
02:42:00,999 --> 02:42:03,876
(CHUCKLES)
Look at yourself, Jordan.
3945
02:42:03,877 --> 02:42:05,127
You're sick!
3946
02:42:05,128 --> 02:42:06,378
You're a sick man!
3947
02:42:06,379 --> 02:42:08,464
Fuck you! I told you,
you're not taking my fucking kids!
3948
02:42:08,465 --> 02:42:11,050
You think I would let
my kids near you?
3949
02:42:11,051 --> 02:42:12,301
Look at yourself!
3950
02:42:12,302 --> 02:42:13,844
You know what my lawyer said?
3951
02:42:13,845 --> 02:42:17,431
My lawyer said that you're going to
prison for 20 years, Jordan.
3952
02:42:17,432 --> 02:42:20,768
Twenty fucking years! You're
never gonna see the kids again!
3953
02:42:20,769 --> 02:42:22,019
You don't think I'm
not gonna see my...
3954
02:42:22,020 --> 02:42:23,896
No, I'm not fucking
letting you near my kids!
3955
02:42:23,897 --> 02:42:26,148
You don't think I'm gonna see
my fucking kids again, huh?
3956
02:42:26,149 --> 02:42:27,751
Don't you fucking touch them!
3957
02:42:28,985 --> 02:42:30,928
Don't you fucking touch me!
3958
02:42:32,489 --> 02:42:35,824
Sweetheart? You're coming
on a trip with Daddy, all right?
3959
02:42:35,825 --> 02:42:37,927
You're coming on a
trip with Daddy.
3960
02:42:40,580 --> 02:42:42,915
NAOMI: Don't you fucking touch her,
Jordan.
3961
02:42:42,916 --> 02:42:45,769
I swear to God,
I will fucking kill you!
3962
02:42:48,338 --> 02:42:49,672
It's all right, baby.
3963
02:42:49,673 --> 02:42:51,006
You and Daddy are gonna go
3964
02:42:51,007 --> 02:42:52,466
on a little trip together, okay?
3965
02:42:52,467 --> 02:42:54,093
- A little trip together.
- NAOMI: Violet!
3966
02:42:54,094 --> 02:42:55,261
Violet!
3967
02:42:55,262 --> 02:42:57,513
- Get the key! Get the key!
- VIOLET: I got it!
3968
02:42:57,514 --> 02:42:59,223
NAOMI: Jordan,
you open this fucking door
3969
02:42:59,224 --> 02:43:02,142
- right now! Open the door!
- Put your seat belt on.
3970
02:43:02,143 --> 02:43:03,519
There you go.
Get your legs in.
3971
02:43:03,520 --> 02:43:05,271
I'm taking her with me!
3972
02:43:05,272 --> 02:43:06,563
I told you I'm
taking her with me,
3973
02:43:06,564 --> 02:43:07,982
you fucking bitch!
(GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
3974
02:43:07,983 --> 02:43:10,802
You're not gonna stop me!
You're not gonna stop me!
3975
02:43:11,486 --> 02:43:13,634
We're going on a
little trip, honey.
3976
02:43:13,989 --> 02:43:15,591
No! No!
3977
02:43:16,074 --> 02:43:17,533
Get the hell out of here!
3978
02:43:17,534 --> 02:43:19,785
VIOLET:
Leave that baby alone!
3979
02:43:19,786 --> 02:43:22,037
Violet! Garage door!
Close it!
3980
02:43:22,038 --> 02:43:23,247
SKYLAR:
Mommy!
3981
02:43:23,248 --> 02:43:25,541
- Get out of here!
- Open the fucking door!
3982
02:43:25,542 --> 02:43:27,144
(ENGINE STARTING)
Mommy!
3983
02:43:30,547 --> 02:43:32,274
VIOLET:
No!
3984
02:43:37,846 --> 02:43:39,368
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
3985
02:43:39,472 --> 02:43:42,308
Oh, Lord! Oh,
my heavens...
3986
02:43:42,309 --> 02:43:43,684
Get the baby!
3987
02:43:43,685 --> 02:43:45,913
Naomi, get the baby!
3988
02:43:46,563 --> 02:43:48,272
- Mommy.
- Honey, it's okay.
3989
02:43:48,273 --> 02:43:49,648
It's gonna be okay.
3990
02:43:49,649 --> 02:43:51,751
VIOLET:
Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
3991
02:43:52,652 --> 02:43:54,528
- JORDAN: Baby...
- NAOMI: It's all right, honey.
3992
02:43:54,529 --> 02:43:56,196
She all right?
3993
02:43:56,197 --> 02:43:57,549
Is she all right?
3994
02:43:58,241 --> 02:43:59,888
What's the matter with you?
3995
02:44:00,076 --> 02:44:01,519
Is she all right?
3996
02:44:08,752 --> 02:44:10,252
LUCAS:
Paragraph 1.
3997
02:44:10,253 --> 02:44:11,837
The defendant shall plead guilty
3998
02:44:11,838 --> 02:44:13,672
to all counts of the indictment
3999
02:44:13,673 --> 02:44:15,341
currently pending against him
4000
02:44:15,342 --> 02:44:17,384
in the United States
District Court
4001
02:44:17,385 --> 02:44:19,203
for the Eastern
District of New York.
4002
02:44:19,554 --> 02:44:20,763
Paragraph 2.
4003
02:44:20,764 --> 02:44:22,056
DENHAM:
Talk normally.
4004
02:44:22,057 --> 02:44:23,682
LUCAS:
The defendant shall participate
4005
02:44:23,683 --> 02:44:25,351
in undercover activities...
4006
02:44:25,352 --> 02:44:26,544
DENHAM:
Breathe normally.
4007
02:44:26,561 --> 02:44:28,437
Including wearing
a recording device,
4008
02:44:28,438 --> 02:44:30,189
also known as a wire...
4009
02:44:30,190 --> 02:44:32,441
After five minutes, you'll
forget you even have it on.
4010
02:44:32,442 --> 02:44:33,609
In conjunction with
the investigation...
4011
02:44:33,610 --> 02:44:35,257
Fucking brutal.
4012
02:44:35,278 --> 02:44:36,612
Quit your bitching.
4013
02:44:36,613 --> 02:44:38,572
Paragraph 4.
The defendant must not commit,
4014
02:44:38,573 --> 02:44:40,783
or attempt to commit,
any further crimes.
4015
02:44:40,784 --> 02:44:44,370
Please. Let me just sign
the fucking thing already.
4016
02:44:44,371 --> 02:44:45,848
Thank you.
4017
02:44:48,666 --> 02:44:49,958
Just here?
4018
02:44:49,959 --> 02:44:51,561
That'd be good.
4019
02:44:53,213 --> 02:44:54,421
Thank you.
4020
02:44:54,422 --> 02:44:56,149
JORDAN:
It wasn't even a choice.
4021
02:44:57,092 --> 02:45:00,196
For the next six hours,
I came up with a list.
4022
02:45:00,387 --> 02:45:03,347
Friends, enemies,
business associates.
4023
02:45:03,348 --> 02:45:05,140
Anybody who 'd ever known me
4024
02:45:05,141 --> 02:45:07,518
or taken so much as a stock tip.
4025
02:45:07,519 --> 02:45:08,962
(ALL CHEERING)
4026
02:45:12,982 --> 02:45:15,426
ALL: (CHANTING)
Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
4027
02:45:17,112 --> 02:45:18,885
The first name on the
list was Donnie.
4028
02:45:18,905 --> 02:45:20,656
(HOWLING)
4029
02:45:20,657 --> 02:45:22,134
(DONNIE LAUGHING)
4030
02:45:22,283 --> 02:45:23,826
Jordan, do you know
how good it is
4031
02:45:23,827 --> 02:45:25,520
to have you back in this office?
4032
02:45:25,787 --> 02:45:27,913
It's not the same
when you're gone.
4033
02:45:27,914 --> 02:45:29,706
It's sad, you understand?
It's like...
4034
02:45:29,707 --> 02:45:31,250
That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
4035
02:45:31,251 --> 02:45:32,501
I can't...
4036
02:45:32,502 --> 02:45:34,378
Swear to God, I can't
even think about it.
4037
02:45:34,379 --> 02:45:36,338
Every time I think about him,
my blood boils.
4038
02:45:36,339 --> 02:45:38,132
I can't even say his name.
4039
02:45:38,133 --> 02:45:39,758
- I know.
- It's, like, disgusting.
4040
02:45:39,759 --> 02:45:42,177
I grew up with this guy
and he betrays me like that.
4041
02:45:42,178 --> 02:45:43,325
Ugh!
4042
02:45:43,388 --> 02:45:46,458
He ever get back to
you about that, um...
4043
02:45:47,100 --> 02:45:49,077
About that account?
4044
02:45:54,691 --> 02:45:55,816
You remember.
4045
02:45:55,817 --> 02:45:57,860
It was like 4 or 5 mil,
something like that, right?
4046
02:45:57,861 --> 02:46:01,135
He was supposed
to kick back 4 or 5 mil, was it?
4047
02:46:05,452 --> 02:46:06,994
Actually, I was...
4048
02:46:06,995 --> 02:46:08,454
I was fucked up,
Jordan,
4049
02:46:08,455 --> 02:46:10,038
- so I don't really remember.
- Yeah.
4050
02:46:10,039 --> 02:46:12,141
Yeah, right. Stupid.
4051
02:46:12,709 --> 02:46:14,334
Well, if he calls you,
4052
02:46:14,335 --> 02:46:16,813
you make sure and contact me, okay?
4053
02:46:18,548 --> 02:46:20,299
- Yeah. (STAMMERING) Of course.
- Yeah.
4054
02:46:20,300 --> 02:46:22,494
Of course, yeah. No, of course.
4055
02:46:25,805 --> 02:46:28,408
You gonna eat that last piece
of yellowtail, bud?
4056
02:46:29,350 --> 02:46:31,168
No, it's all yours.
4057
02:46:31,895 --> 02:46:33,338
Can I get this?
4058
02:46:35,732 --> 02:46:37,584
So, what else is...
4059
02:46:40,236 --> 02:46:42,321
Well, how's Naomi
and everything?
4060
02:46:42,322 --> 02:46:43,780
You know how it is.
4061
02:46:43,781 --> 02:46:46,009
She hates my fucking guts.
4062
02:46:47,619 --> 02:46:49,437
How's Hildy? Good?
4063
02:46:50,163 --> 02:46:51,622
She's still alive, so
4064
02:46:51,623 --> 02:46:53,790
my life is fucked, you know?
4065
02:46:53,791 --> 02:46:55,108
Yeah.
4066
02:46:57,086 --> 02:46:58,813
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
4067
02:47:01,799 --> 02:47:03,401
Mr. Jordan.
4068
02:47:03,510 --> 02:47:04,862
Mmm?
4069
02:47:04,969 --> 02:47:07,288
Mr. Jordan,
you got a visitor.
4070
02:47:07,555 --> 02:47:08,702
What?
4071
02:47:09,057 --> 02:47:10,909
You've got a visitor.
4072
02:47:12,769 --> 02:47:14,416
(SIGHING DEEPLY)
4073
02:47:26,324 --> 02:47:28,450
I need you to get dressed.
4074
02:47:28,451 --> 02:47:30,724
Why?
What the fuck's going on?
4075
02:47:35,667 --> 02:47:37,485
You're going to jail.
4076
02:47:49,430 --> 02:47:50,681
All right.
4077
02:47:50,682 --> 02:47:52,224
I'll get some clothes on.
4078
02:47:52,225 --> 02:47:54,544
We'll give you a hand with that.
4079
02:48:03,319 --> 02:48:04,466
Okay.
4080
02:48:12,328 --> 02:48:14,146
(DOOR BANGING OPEN)
4081
02:48:16,624 --> 02:48:17,941
FBI!
4082
02:48:18,293 --> 02:48:19,835
Everybody sit down.
Put your hands
4083
02:48:19,836 --> 02:48:21,962
where they can be seen,
and shut up!
4084
02:48:21,963 --> 02:48:23,755
Don't you fucking touch me.
4085
02:48:23,756 --> 02:48:25,966
Get your fucking hands off me!
4086
02:48:25,967 --> 02:48:27,785
Don't get out of your seats!
4087
02:48:40,940 --> 02:48:42,633
It's fucking Chanel!
4088
02:48:44,569 --> 02:48:46,046
(ALL CLAMORING)
4089
02:48:55,204 --> 02:48:57,398
JORDAN:
I gave up everyone.
4090
02:48:57,457 --> 02:48:59,041
And in return,
4091
02:48:59,042 --> 02:49:03,488
I got three years in some hellhole
in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
4092
02:49:05,298 --> 02:49:07,776
Like my pops,
Mad Max, had said,
4093
02:49:08,426 --> 02:49:11,154
"The chickens had
come home to roost."
4094
02:49:12,430 --> 02:49:14,783
Whatever the fuck that means.
4095
02:49:18,227 --> 02:49:19,603
LAWYER:
I hope Your Honor would agree
4096
02:49:19,604 --> 02:49:21,730
that Mr. Belfort has
distinguished himself
4097
02:49:21,731 --> 02:49:23,899
in terms of his cooperation.
4098
02:49:23,900 --> 02:49:26,026
Mr. Belfort has helped the
government win convictions
4099
02:49:26,027 --> 02:49:28,676
of over two dozen
serious offenders
4100
02:49:29,781 --> 02:49:31,782
and helped them
recover millions of dollars
4101
02:49:31,783 --> 02:49:35,353
to be made available
for restitution to their victims.
4102
02:49:37,497 --> 02:49:39,039
The sentence of the
court shall be
4103
02:49:39,040 --> 02:49:41,268
36 months in federal prison.
4104
02:49:42,960 --> 02:49:45,188
Please remand the defendant.
4105
02:49:47,298 --> 02:49:49,150
LAWYER:
I'm sorry.
4106
02:49:50,802 --> 02:49:51,903
(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)
4107
02:49:51,928 --> 02:49:53,075
That's okay.
4108
02:50:41,352 --> 02:50:43,895
JORDAN:
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
4109
02:50:43,896 --> 02:50:45,814
When we arrived at the prison,
4110
02:50:45,815 --> 02:50:48,088
I was absolutely terrified.
4111
02:50:48,776 --> 02:50:50,193
GUARD:
Belfort, on your feet.
4112
02:50:50,194 --> 02:50:52,592
JORDAN:
But I needn't have been.
4113
02:50:52,739 --> 02:50:55,433
You see, for a brief
fleeting moment,
4114
02:50:56,033 --> 02:50:58,227
I 'd forgotten I was rich.
4115
02:50:59,120 --> 02:51:02,645
And I lived in a place
where everything was for sale.
4116
02:51:05,084 --> 02:51:07,836
Wouldn't you like to
learn how to sell it?
4117
02:51:07,837 --> 02:51:10,839
MC: So listen. I've met some
bad motherfuckers in my life.
4118
02:51:10,840 --> 02:51:12,257
I'm talking about rock stars,
4119
02:51:12,258 --> 02:51:14,342
professional athletes,
gangsters.
4120
02:51:14,343 --> 02:51:16,219
I'm telling you,
some real bad motherfuckers.
4121
02:51:16,220 --> 02:51:18,638
But this guy,
my good friend,
4122
02:51:18,639 --> 02:51:21,475
Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
4123
02:51:21,476 --> 02:51:24,329
baddest motherfucker
I have ever met.
4124
02:51:24,812 --> 02:51:26,605
So I want you right now
4125
02:51:26,606 --> 02:51:29,816
to give a warm Auckland,
New Zealand welcome
4126
02:51:29,817 --> 02:51:31,485
for my good friend
4127
02:51:31,486 --> 02:51:34,279
and the world's
greatest sales trainer,
4128
02:51:34,280 --> 02:51:35,472
Mr. Jordan Belfort!
4129
02:51:35,490 --> 02:51:36,682
(APPLAUSE)
4130
02:51:37,074 --> 02:51:38,972
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
4131
02:51:47,502 --> 02:51:48,899
Thank you.
4132
02:51:51,047 --> 02:51:52,569
(SIGHING)
4133
02:52:11,734 --> 02:52:13,552
Sell me this pen.
4134
02:52:18,074 --> 02:52:20,176
It's, uh...
(STAMMERING)
4135
02:52:20,409 --> 02:52:22,261
It's an amazing pen.
4136
02:52:22,453 --> 02:52:24,726
For professionals, it's a...
4137
02:52:27,750 --> 02:52:29,568
Sell me this pen.
4138
02:52:30,503 --> 02:52:31,753
Well, it's a nice pen.
4139
02:52:31,754 --> 02:52:33,129
You can use the pen
4140
02:52:33,130 --> 02:52:36,484
to write down thoughts
from your life so you can...
4141
02:52:38,177 --> 02:52:39,699
Sell me
4142
02:52:39,971 --> 02:52:41,618
this pen.
4143
02:52:43,516 --> 02:52:44,788
Well...
4144
02:52:45,101 --> 02:52:48,796
This pen works and I
personally love this pen...
4145
02:52:52,650 --> 02:52:55,674
(MELANCHOLY JAZZ MUSIC)
4146
02:54:12,396 --> 02:54:15,625
(MARK HUMMING)
4146
02:54:16,305 --> 02:54:22,463
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