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I-I-I mean, rules are like... arbitrary, you know.
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Made up for people
who believe in fairy tales like...
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you know, like... like Santa Claus.
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Hey, but not us, right?
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I mean, we know what's important.
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There's a war going on, man.
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A war!
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Ain't that a bitch?
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I just graduated today, man.
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With honours.
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Got my degree in... in pharmacology.
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I'm licensed.
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Look, if you write me up on this drug charge,
I won't be able to practise.
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So what we're talking about here is... is my life.
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The rest of it.
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The '60s are over, ... man.
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Jody and Nick, you have come together
in this church so that the Lord may seal...
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Yo! You gotta take it like I give it
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I'll write it how I see it
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I been livin'
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Been places you couldn't be
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Took the road less- travelled,
I dabbled in weight
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Learned the art of Wu, like, trust me,
dabbled in hate
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Now everybody hit the ground...
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Is it true this is the biggest deal
you've cut with the FBI?
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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- Aren't you supposed to be in court?
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Case adjourned.
They just seemed to run fresh out of witnesses.
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Ah, frees up The Lizard for his other business.
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100 large has been deducted
from your account as promised
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Can The Lizard offer a suggestion
on how she can er...
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..work off the rest of her debt?
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The Lizard may not.
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Go.
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Believe me, you'll thank me later. Let's go.
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No more free meals. Let's go.
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Christ! It's like a reptile house in here.
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Fuck off!
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Ah. Mix-Master.
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To our star chemist, gentlemen. Elmo McElroy.
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Where's Durant?
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I see five. I don't see the Brit.
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Where the fuck is he at?
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He said he'd be here.
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Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners.
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Fuck Durarnt
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Just tell us about this new wonder drug.
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Get your master chemist in here.
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OK.
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Konokko, fetch him.
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Fetch The Lizard's Elmo
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No Durant...
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no McElroy.
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Maybe he went out for something.
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Nobody goes out for something on deal day!
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Now, stop your whining,
get up off your ass and go find him!
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Now!
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Just give me a moment
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This s Elmo McEroy's phone He's not home
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You know what to do you know when to do it
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Bye
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Tasty Drops?
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He fucked me! I'm truly ass-invaded!
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You have one new message
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He fucked me I'm truly ass-invaded!
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Rest in peace...
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..motherfucker.
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You're going home Dakota
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- I'm going to Vegas.
- You listen to me
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There's this limey asshole in Liverpool
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named Durant
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He was supposed to show up
for this little deal we had going on today.
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He didn't show up.
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The Lizard thinks he stoke his Elmo
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I'm not going back.
I don't care how much I owe you.
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Listen to me Dakota
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I want this limey motherfucker Durant
off the fucking planet
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and I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy
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- off the fucking planet!
- Did you hear what just said?
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That place has nothing to offer me.
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The Lizard...
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..will wipe your marker clean.
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Plus a bonus 100,000
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if the job is done in 48 hours.
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And after that, there is nothing to stop you
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from turning right around and leaving again.
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250.
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Get it done.
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It's done.
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Shite!
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would like to extend
a very warm welcome to each of you
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on behalf of all the crew
on this Virgin Atlantic flight
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Pease store carry-on baggage
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Can I show you to your seat, sir?
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Spit it out. Spit it out now!
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Tommy?
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What?
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What?
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Fuckn' Yanks
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The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is,
they've no fuckin' sense.
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Had some dick in Los Angeles
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actually ask me where I learned English.
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English? Fuck!
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Do you have a problem with America, Felix?
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Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat,
swollen fucker of a problem with America, twat!
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Listen to this. I'm in fuckin' Florida, right?
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This Southern prat comes up and he's like er...
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"Hey, England's small. You must know
that John fuckin' Smith guy, right?"
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- Fuckin' Smith!
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I'm like: Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right.
John Smith.
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Yeah, I do know him
but he doesn't come from England, mate.
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No, he comes from fuckin'
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Pricksville, USA!
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- You going to answer the fuckin' phone or what?
- It's just my wife.
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Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased
if you kept your opinions to yourself.
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This particular Yank is not a travelling salesman.
He's a genius, hmm?
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Who is this cunt?
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So I said to Mr. Durant, I said, "Mr. Durant,
we go and meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy,
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bring him to the deal and that's it."
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None of this fuckin'
conversation-and-coffee bollocks.
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None of this asking him
how the Tampa Bay 'Eers are doing.
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No, I said, "Fuck him.
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I bring him to the deal,
I get my fuckin' tickets and I'm off. That's it."
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- Take a left up here
- There's no time for this.
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Take a fuckin' left!
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Felix! Felix, listen!
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This is a totally new chemical.
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Once we have the formula,
we could make this stuff in a kitchen.
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We don't even need Durant.
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Look. You see that?
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That's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging
their mothers-in-law to get a ticket
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and I'm getting two from Mr. Durant.
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So unless you can shite out
a couple of tickets on the spot,
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I suggest you shut the fuck up.
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But this is a unique
window of opportunity for you.
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- We are talking telephone numbers!
- Ah, enough. Take care of him.
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He's gettng on my fuckn' tits
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We're going to be late boss
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Fuck the Yank. Let him wait.
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When you walk...
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Through a storm
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Hold your head up high
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Glory, glory, Man United
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Glory, glory, Man United
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Glory, glory, Man United
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And the Reds go marching on, on, on!
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Boys and girls of Manchester!
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- Just popped over from er... Liverpool...
- Fuckin' wanker!
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..to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow.
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What the fuckin' hell's that, you twat?
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But I'm fuckin' fucked
if you pricks are going to win it.
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Come on, then, mate. Keep up the spirit.
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Someone get that fucking thing out!
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Young man, get off the bloody green!
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- Where the fuck have you been?
- Round the block.
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Drive, quick!
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Let's go meet the Yankee muppet.
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Where's Lawrence?
Where's he gone? We're late.
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- Well, he's...
- You left him at the pub. Twat!
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- But you said...
- Go back.
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Go back and get him.
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Look at this wanker.
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- Prick!
- Go on.
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Lawrence says, right, he's going to be carrying...
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..a load of drugs, right?
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We do him. Job done.
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OK?
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I'm not having some fuckin' nig-nog...
put us out of business, right?
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Hey!
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Watch it! You're pissin' on my fuckin' boots!
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- What about Felix DeSouza?
- Fuck him.
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He's a rabid dog.
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Is he? Well, fuck him!
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Fuck him! Leave it to me!
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I'll rip out his fuckin' liver. One shot. Va-voom!
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Yeah? No problem.
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No problem.
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Hey!
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Hey! Felix DeSouza.
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Just the wanker I wanted to deal with.
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Deal with this.
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What a fuckin' day.
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Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over.
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Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur?
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Yes, sir.
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Now, we are looking for
a large black gentleman wearing a dress.
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That's what Lawrence said.
It should be easy. Over.
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Yeah, and we want Customs
to pull him over, right?
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Wrong. We want Customs to let him through
and you follow him. Over.
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- Utter nutbag.
- Right. Over.
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What now?
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Follow them all. Over.
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- Madam, if you'd like to come this way.
- No. I've got to go.
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Have you finished?
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Not quit miss, I need to look at your shoulder bag
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Welcome to England.
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Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar,
cos let's face it pal,
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you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap.
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But it's always nice to be nice.
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- Who the hell are you?
- Felix DeSouza.
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Mr. Durant sent me.
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- I asked for a chemist. Where's Lawrence?
- In the car.
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- He should be here.
- I should give a shit.
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To me, you're just a ticket to the game.
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Where's the chemist?
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Where's Lawrence?
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You heard him. Where's Lawrence?
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Put these in the truck. Get Durant on the phone.
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Put these fucking sticks in the boot.
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- What's that?
- It's Lawrence.
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I can see it's fucking Lawrence.
What happened?
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- You told me to take care of him.
- Oh, shit.
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I meant to take care of him,
not fucking take care of him.
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Shit.
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Shut the fucking thing, will you?
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Fuck...
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Get Durant on the fucking phone,
right fucking now!
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Where's my motherfucking chemist?!
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- Lawrence? He should be in the car.
- Should be?!
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What kind of fuck-up is this Durant?
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Look, we deal today, or I go to the competition.
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Look, let me speak to DeSouza.
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DeSouza? DeSouza?
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Look, boss, it wasn't my fault.
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Besides, he was fucking irritating.
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Right now, I couldn't give a gnat's chuff.
You twat!
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You just make sure McElroy gets here.
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Where's my fucking chemist?!
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- think we need a new chemist Mr. Durant
- I know. I know.
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I can fucking hear him, can't I?
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Tell him I'm going to get a hold of er...
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Pudsey Smith, OK?
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Yeah. I am not buying aspirin
for a fucking arm and a leg.
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He's getting Pudsey Smith.
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- Who?
- He's a deaf-mute.
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Stall him. Just stall him.
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You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive.
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All right, boss. Yeah.
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Oh! You fucking twat!
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What's the plan, then? Freshen up?
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Massage? Maybe you fancy
a bucket of fried fucking chicken.
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If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris.
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You can still go to France. It's not too far.
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It's full of pricks and they hate
fucking Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite?
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Yeah. All right.
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Hello, stranger!
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Said hello to lover boy yet?
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- Iki, I'm in a hurry.
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Can we get on with it?
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Ruger mini-14, 223 calibre.
251
00:25:18,999 --> 00:25:20,999
It comes in a fetching chrome.
252
00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:24,899
20 rounds per banana.
253
00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:29,399
Unless the elite and snazzy Iki special
takes your fancy, extending your capacity to 40.
254
00:25:29,499 --> 00:25:32,699
- We've got a Czechoslovakian...
- CZ 83, I'll take one.
255
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,199
Oh...
256
00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:37,099
Well, that's young Felix's weapon of choice,
isn't it?
257
00:25:37,199 --> 00:25:39,299
Now, there's a trip down memory lane.
258
00:25:39,499 --> 00:25:41,999
I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me.
259
00:25:42,099 --> 00:25:44,899
I've heard things, you know. He misses you.
260
00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:47,999
So, what are you going to take?
261
00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:52,599
I'll take the Baretta, the CZ, an ankle holster,
add the mini-14 and I'm done.
262
00:25:52,699 --> 00:25:55,199
- I want to get in and out fast.
- Don't we all?
263
00:25:55,299 --> 00:25:57,999
Does Durant still do his deals at the Port Hotel?
264
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,599
Silly lad. It'll be his undoing, one of these days.
265
00:26:00,699 --> 00:26:04,099
But what do you expect from a fella
who gets his arse waxed every month?
266
00:26:04,199 --> 00:26:07,699
I forgot what a circus this place is.
267
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,399
Funny, that.
268
00:26:09,499 --> 00:26:13,599
I never did much like the circus. All that
poking your head in a lion's mouth shite.
269
00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:16,999
Bring on the horses!
Get 'em rogering the dancing girls!
270
00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:19,099
That's a circus.
271
00:26:20,199 --> 00:26:21,799
These... and these
272
00:26:21,999 --> 00:26:23,599
are on the house.
273
00:26:25,399 --> 00:26:27,899
Welcome home... Dawn.
274
00:26:38,199 --> 00:26:40,099
- There you go, mate.
- Thanks, mate.
275
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,799
Ta.
276
00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:53,599
What the fuck did they do to this fish?
Batter it to death?
277
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,899
Fish and chips. The national dish, mate.
278
00:26:55,999 --> 00:26:58,699
More like a national disaster.
279
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:01,699
I said you don't really wanna go, I can tell
280
00:27:01,899 --> 00:27:03,499
But I'm gonna take you anyway
281
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:04,999
What the hell?
282
00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:07,799
So come on, get on in the ride
283
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,099
And let me take you to the other side
284
00:27:11,299 --> 00:27:13,699
You don't really wanna go, I can tell
285
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,399
But I'm gonna take you anyway
286
00:27:15,499 --> 00:27:17,299
What the hell?
287
00:27:17,399 --> 00:27:19,599
So come on, get on in the ride
288
00:27:19,699 --> 00:27:22,599
And let me take you to the other side
289
00:27:22,699 --> 00:27:24,799
I heard you even got a child now
290
00:27:24,899 --> 00:27:25,899
Look at that
291
00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:27,499
A baby momma and a bow-wow...
292
00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:33,999
Keys.
293
00:27:36,499 --> 00:27:38,099
Twat.
294
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,199
Come on.
295
00:27:43,899 --> 00:27:45,899
So, er...
296
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,699
How much are they paying you
to wear that skirt?
297
00:27:56,099 --> 00:27:58,099
Fag?
298
00:28:01,499 --> 00:28:03,499
No, motherfucker.
299
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,999
Ah, Mr. McElroy!
300
00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:26,499
That's daring, but very dashing attire.
301
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:28,299
Let's stick to the business in hand.
302
00:28:29,099 --> 00:28:32,199
Hey, come on! Mr. McElroy's a guest of ours.
303
00:28:34,599 --> 00:28:37,299
OK boys Guns on the table please
304
00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:39,399
Felix?
305
00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:41,899
I've delivered him. I'll have my tickets and be off.
306
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:43,599
OK. Put your gun on the table.
307
00:28:43,699 --> 00:28:47,499
- Fuck. The game's tomorrow.
- Put your fucking gun on the table, you gobshite!
308
00:28:49,099 --> 00:28:51,099
What?
309
00:28:51,199 --> 00:28:53,599
- So, who's the chemist?
- This is Pudsey Smith.
310
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,899
A first-class man. Qualified and everything.
311
00:28:57,199 --> 00:28:58,799
He can't talk. He's been shot.
312
00:29:08,199 --> 00:29:10,399
Felix, have you shit your pants, or something?
313
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,499
Something doesn't feel right, Mr. Durant.
314
00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:16,599
I know. You're making me nervous,
for fuck's sake! Sit on your hands, or something.
315
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:19,399
OK, Mr. McElroy, the ball's in your court.
316
00:29:29,999 --> 00:29:33,299
MDMA utilises serotonin
317
00:29:33,399 --> 00:29:36,699
Opiates like heroin utilise dopamine
318
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:40,399
Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex.
319
00:29:40,499 --> 00:29:42,899
Amphetamines increase adrenaline
320
00:29:43,099 --> 00:29:48,199
and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain
firing really fast.
321
00:29:48,299 --> 00:29:52,499
My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine.
322
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:55,899
51 times more hallucinogenic than acid
323
00:29:55,999 --> 00:29:58,899
and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy.
324
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,399
It's like a personal visit...
325
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:04,399
..from God.
326
00:30:05,999 --> 00:30:07,399
It's that good?
327
00:30:09,799 --> 00:30:12,499
The dog's bollocks.
328
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,299
Felix DeSouza.
329
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,899
- I count ten.
- That's right.
330
00:30:39,099 --> 00:30:43,199
That's one million sterling,
or 1...1.6 million dollars.
331
00:30:43,399 --> 00:30:45,499
But that ain't what we agreed on, is it?
332
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,399
You're 18.4 million dollars shy.
333
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:52,299
And I don't care how you cut it,
that's a whole lot shy.
334
00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:54,399
No...
335
00:30:54,499 --> 00:30:57,299
Mr. McElroy, what we have there
is a goodwill gesture.
336
00:30:57,499 --> 00:30:58,999
A deposit. A down payment.
337
00:30:59,099 --> 00:31:01,699
One and a half million's not a bad start, is it?
338
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:06,799
I need to do some research. I need to feed
a few thousand to the kids, get some feedback.
339
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:10,199
You don't think I can allow you
to walk out of here with $20 million
340
00:31:10,299 --> 00:31:12,399
for a formula that only exists in your head?
341
00:31:12,499 --> 00:31:15,099
And all I get is what?
342
00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:17,199
An ointment for toe jam.
343
00:31:22,199 --> 00:31:23,599
- Market research.
- Right.
344
00:31:23,699 --> 00:31:25,899
Profile customers, send out questionnaires.
345
00:31:30,499 --> 00:31:33,099
Get out the bloody way, Felix.
346
00:31:33,199 --> 00:31:38,799
I can dig that. But unless you've got what
we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here?
347
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:41,199
Give me a call when you're ready to deal.
348
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,799
- I fucking knew it.
349
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:48,399
Room service.
350
00:31:48,499 --> 00:31:50,499
That old fuckin' chestnut.
351
00:31:54,099 --> 00:31:55,799
Hey hold it fellas!
352
00:31:55,899 --> 00:31:58,599
It's my sausage and flamin' mash!
353
00:32:01,099 --> 00:32:04,199
Sorry, love. Sorry about that, pet.
354
00:32:04,399 --> 00:32:06,299
It's just that er...
355
00:32:06,399 --> 00:32:08,299
my dad ran off with a room service maid.
356
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:10,899
Things have never really been the same since.
357
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,799
Bollocks.
358
00:32:19,899 --> 00:32:21,199
Now's not a good time.
359
00:32:21,299 --> 00:32:23,199
- Change of plan
- What do you mean?
360
00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:24,899
I want McElroy kept alive.
361
00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,599
I don't do alive, I do dead.
362
00:32:26,699 --> 00:32:28,299
it's a matter of $20 million
363
00:32:28,399 --> 00:32:30,099
in cash being vaporised,
364
00:32:30,299 --> 00:32:33,599
and it's a matter of a lot of anger
being directed at The Lizard man.
365
00:32:33,699 --> 00:32:35,299
You now do alive.
366
00:32:35,399 --> 00:32:39,599
My future is inside McEroy's skull
367
00:32:39,699 --> 00:32:42,699
You waste anything
and everybody that gets near him.
368
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:45,599
You waste them, not him.
369
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,899
His mind belongs to The Lizard
370
00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:50,799
Shit.
371
00:32:57,499 --> 00:32:59,299
Fucking hell!
372
00:33:02,499 --> 00:33:04,499
Shit, shit, shit!
373
00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:13,799
Arsehole.
374
00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:18,599
Let go, you double-crosser.
Let go! They're mine!
375
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:20,099
Oh!
376
00:33:32,399 --> 00:33:33,999
Oh, shit.
377
00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:52,599
Shit.
378
00:33:58,599 --> 00:34:00,599
Ow! Shit!
379
00:34:00,699 --> 00:34:03,299
I told you to get out of the way, Felix.
380
00:34:03,399 --> 00:34:05,399
- Fuck! I've been shot.
- Where?
381
00:34:05,499 --> 00:34:07,399
In the fucking arse!
382
00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:09,799
Man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on.
383
00:34:09,899 --> 00:34:13,499
Flesh wound? Is that supposed
to sound like a fuckin' good thing?
384
00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:22,199
Come on, dude.
385
00:34:24,499 --> 00:34:25,699
Oi, sooty.
386
00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:27,499
Sooty!
387
00:34:29,399 --> 00:34:30,799
Here. Take these.
388
00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,599
Oh, fuck!
389
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:47,199
Fuckin' get him, boys. Come on!
390
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,899
- Stay down, bitch.
- Oi! You're not driving my car!
391
00:34:55,999 --> 00:34:57,199
Shit.
392
00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,199
Give me the fuckin' keys. Get in the car.
393
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:00,399
Fuck!
394
00:35:13,999 --> 00:35:15,299
Fucking hell!
395
00:35:16,399 --> 00:35:18,999
Get your fat arse out of the flamin' car.
Check the hotel.
396
00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:21,899
Put me in the picture.
What the fuck happened back there?
397
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,999
I just got shot in the fucking arse
398
00:35:24,099 --> 00:35:27,099
- is what happened!
- This is not how we do fuckin' business.
399
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:29,799
- Just get out of the fucking car!
- All right. All right.
400
00:35:29,899 --> 00:35:30,899
Oh, fuck!
401
00:35:36,399 --> 00:35:38,699
What the fuck are you doing?
402
00:35:38,799 --> 00:35:40,499
Woah...
403
00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:43,699
Just take a fucking left!
404
00:35:53,399 --> 00:35:55,099
- Get off the pavement!
- Shit.
405
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:57,499
Watch out!
406
00:35:57,599 --> 00:35:59,599
Fuck!
407
00:36:01,299 --> 00:36:03,299
- Which fucking way?
- Right. Right.
408
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:11,099
- Come on!
- Christ!
409
00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:13,199
Hey
410
00:36:24,899 --> 00:36:27,299
- The traffic's coming from the right.
- I got it.
411
00:36:32,499 --> 00:36:34,199
Fuck!
412
00:36:38,399 --> 00:36:40,399
You! Out of my fuckin' way!
413
00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:51,899
- Oh, bollocks.
- The dog's bollocks?
414
00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:54,299
No. Just plain fucking bollocks.
415
00:36:54,499 --> 00:36:55,899
- No dogs involved?
- No!
416
00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:58,499
Watch out! Watch out!
417
00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:03,999
You'll kill the fucking car!
418
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:11,899
Fuck.
419
00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:15,199
Oh! Fuck.
420
00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:24,399
Hello?
421
00:37:37,399 --> 00:37:39,399
So, let me get this straight.
422
00:37:39,499 --> 00:37:42,799
"Bollocks" is bad,
whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh?
423
00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,699
Yeah.
424
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,199
Oh, bollocks.
425
00:37:55,999 --> 00:37:57,699
Gotcha.
426
00:38:10,099 --> 00:38:12,399
Come on, then!
427
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:13,499
Come on!
428
00:38:22,799 --> 00:38:25,699
- Stop.
- God. Fucking Yanks.
429
00:38:25,799 --> 00:38:26,999
Come on!
430
00:38:32,399 --> 00:38:33,399
Shit.
431
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:35,099
Fucking hell.
432
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:39,199
Scraping my fucking paintwork!
433
00:38:40,199 --> 00:38:42,599
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
434
00:38:42,699 --> 00:38:45,899
- Fuck you, Kane, you shitebag.
- Fuck off!
435
00:38:50,699 --> 00:38:51,999
Oh, you little fuck!
436
00:38:52,099 --> 00:38:54,499
Chicken bollocks.
437
00:38:56,499 --> 00:38:57,999
Shit!
438
00:39:02,499 --> 00:39:04,799
Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker!
439
00:39:34,699 --> 00:39:36,799
Come here, you!
440
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:38,599
- Are you all right?
- Fuck off!
441
00:39:41,899 --> 00:39:44,199
We've lost them.
442
00:39:48,699 --> 00:39:52,099
Yeah, well, let's not take any chances.
443
00:40:14,799 --> 00:40:15,699
Oh...
444
00:40:17,099 --> 00:40:19,399
Oh, shit!
445
00:40:39,899 --> 00:40:41,599
Are you wanting to junk that, pal?
446
00:40:41,699 --> 00:40:42,699
You what?
447
00:40:42,799 --> 00:40:45,599
Dude, do you have a car that works?
I need transportation.
448
00:40:45,799 --> 00:40:47,599
I've got a Cooper needing a lick of paint.
449
00:40:47,799 --> 00:40:51,399
She goes. Throw in the XJ6
and she's yours for a 100 quid.
450
00:40:51,499 --> 00:40:55,399
- Deal.
- What, a Cooper? Piss off, Popeye. And you.
451
00:40:55,599 --> 00:40:57,699
I'll tell you what 70, quid and the Jag
452
00:40:57,899 --> 00:40:59,499
and I'm robbing myself.
453
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:02,199
Tha... that's it. That's it.
454
00:41:02,399 --> 00:41:05,099
I've had just about enough of this shite
455
00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:07,199
I got you to that deal in one piece.
456
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,299
I got you out of that deal in one piece.
457
00:41:09,399 --> 00:41:12,499
As far as I'm concerned, my job's done.
It's finished.
458
00:41:12,699 --> 00:41:16,299
You can leave my motor alone,
get your golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie.
459
00:41:16,499 --> 00:41:18,899
Pay attention, Felix DeSouza.
460
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:23,599
I atomised a major drugs syndicate
to be here this morning.
461
00:41:23,799 --> 00:41:28,399
Now, I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you!
462
00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:34,699
And if I need you to sell your car to help me,
you will sell your goddamn car!
463
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,799
Do I look like the Salvation Army?
464
00:41:43,899 --> 00:41:46,899
Have I got Jim'll Fix It written on my fucking hat?
465
00:41:47,099 --> 00:41:50,699
I'm sorry, mate, but help's not a word
I'm too familiar with, you know.
466
00:41:57,399 --> 00:41:58,499
Fuck off!
467
00:42:20,699 --> 00:42:22,699
I don't believe it.
468
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:26,599
So, who's the girl?
469
00:42:29,499 --> 00:42:31,999
It's my ex-girlfriend.
470
00:42:35,699 --> 00:42:39,199
Arthur. I want you to describe the situation to me.
471
00:42:39,399 --> 00:42:42,699
Seven shades of shit in a one-shit trumpet, sir.
472
00:42:42,799 --> 00:42:45,499
It looks like some kind of a drugs buy.
473
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:47,199
None of your ordinary
474
00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:50,799
Aye aye. Got some blue tabs.
They look like sweets.
475
00:42:50,999 --> 00:42:52,999
How are you?
476
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:56,299
What do you mean, how am I?
Nearly cut my fucking ear off!
477
00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:58,399
And I've hurt my knee.
478
00:42:58,499 --> 00:43:03,599
Now, I want you to get the pills and take them
straight down to the lab, double time.
479
00:43:03,699 --> 00:43:07,599
You got that? And then you call me.
Now, what else have you got?
480
00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:09,999
Six dead bodies and one live one.
481
00:43:10,099 --> 00:43:12,599
Chief, it's Leopold Durant.
482
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:16,099
Durant? Right. Now, concentrate, Arthur.
483
00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:20,099
Get that fat fuck down here pronto.
484
00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:21,699
But, sir, he's dying.
485
00:43:21,899 --> 00:43:24,899
Then you'd better be fucking quick about it,
hadn't you?
486
00:43:29,699 --> 00:43:31,699
She dumped me.
487
00:43:33,399 --> 00:43:35,399
Two years ago now.
488
00:43:37,499 --> 00:43:40,199
Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota.
489
00:43:40,299 --> 00:43:42,999
Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards.
490
00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,399
So who hired her to take me out?
491
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,799
You're asking the wrong question, mate.
492
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:51,899
She's your guardian angel.
493
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,899
if she wanted you dead you'd be dead
494
00:43:57,099 --> 00:43:59,099
She never misses.
495
00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:01,199
I mean, fucking look at that.
496
00:44:02,499 --> 00:44:07,599
If she really wanted to hit me... I'd be shiteing
through a tube for the rest of my life.
497
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:13,099
Someone wants you kept alive.
498
00:44:20,299 --> 00:44:24,699
Somebody's trying to cut in on Durant's deal.
They're shitting again.
499
00:44:24,799 --> 00:44:27,199
- Yeah, well, shit happens.
- No
500
00:44:27,299 --> 00:44:29,699
Shit don't just happen, shit takes time.
501
00:44:29,799 --> 00:44:31,799
Shit takes effort.
502
00:44:31,999 --> 00:44:34,099
$20 million-worth of effort.
503
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:39,199
I've got to get a new deal on, fast.
504
00:44:39,399 --> 00:44:41,999
You know the town, you know the players.
505
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:43,799
Look...
506
00:44:45,699 --> 00:44:47,699
..all I want is a ticket for the game.
507
00:44:47,799 --> 00:44:49,799
Do you think you can swing that?
508
00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:53,499
$20 million could swing anything.
You know what I'm selling.
509
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:55,599
Well, how much?
510
00:44:55,699 --> 00:44:58,599
5% of whatever I get out of any deal you set up.
511
00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:00,699
That's a million dollars.
512
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:03,999
Hell, you could buy your own
goddamn stadium with that.
513
00:45:08,399 --> 00:45:11,299
- Game's tomorrow.
- You'd better get started, then.
514
00:45:11,499 --> 00:45:13,499
Oh, and Felix.
515
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:16,199
A word of advice.
516
00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:20,099
You ever want to get the girl,
you've got to broaden your horizons.
517
00:45:28,099 --> 00:45:30,099
KANE: What the fuck is that?
518
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:32,199
What is it?
519
00:45:32,299 --> 00:45:34,299
What? Scotch mist?
520
00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,199
Now, now, now, now, now.
521
00:45:38,399 --> 00:45:40,999
You are getting greedy, Leopold.
522
00:45:42,099 --> 00:45:48,099
It's a big deal going down, and you are trying to
cut me out of the fucking loop.
523
00:45:48,299 --> 00:45:52,999
I told you. Face the fuck front!
524
00:45:57,099 --> 00:45:58,799
This is going to cost you
525
00:45:58,999 --> 00:46:01,499
an additional 15%.
526
00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:02,899
No?
527
00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:04,699
All right, then. 30.
528
00:46:04,799 --> 00:46:06,399
As you're being so difficult.
529
00:46:06,499 --> 00:46:11,199
How about this?
50-50. Why settle for anything less, eh?
530
00:46:13,299 --> 00:46:15,299
60-40.
531
00:46:15,399 --> 00:46:21,999
Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son,
but you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor.
532
00:46:23,499 --> 00:46:25,499
50-50.
533
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,499
Good boy.
534
00:46:28,899 --> 00:46:31,499
All right, then, Arthur. Take him down.
535
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:39,699
Fuck!
536
00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:47,799
You really have excelled yourself this time,
haven't you, Arthur? Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
537
00:46:49,699 --> 00:46:51,399
Eastern meditation music
538
00:46:59,999 --> 00:47:02,699
Omar, it's my own interpretation, innit?
539
00:47:02,799 --> 00:47:05,799
- You need to find your centre.
- Get off my leg!
540
00:47:05,899 --> 00:47:08,399
- Find your centre.
- Stop messing... Omar!
541
00:47:09,499 --> 00:47:14,199
Omar, you're messing with
my delicate energy field here, all right?
542
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:15,999
OK, OK.
543
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:19,399
- Cocksucker.
- Find your centre, Omar.
544
00:47:22,099 --> 00:47:23,199
Hello?
545
00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:25,599
You've got one chance, mate - yes or no -
546
00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:29,299
to be the number one shite
in this particular cesspool.
547
00:47:29,399 --> 00:47:33,799
Bugger me sideways. Felix DeSouza, you
misguided wanker. I'm already number one.
548
00:47:33,899 --> 00:47:36,299
Always was a bit of a pock - Leo Durant
549
00:47:36,399 --> 00:47:38,299
- Now he's a dead pock
- Dead?
550
00:47:38,499 --> 00:47:41,499
Hang on, Felix. It's my other line.
551
00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:44,799
Hello?
552
00:47:44,899 --> 00:47:46,499
I need to find Felix.
553
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:48,599
Hello, Dawn.
554
00:47:49,899 --> 00:47:51,899
Time to scratch that itch, is it?
555
00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:54,099
Well, he's gnawing my fucking wigwam.
556
00:47:54,199 --> 00:47:57,899
- Where does he hang out these days?
- Hang on a minute, Dawn.
557
00:47:57,999 --> 00:47:58,999
Felix...
558
00:47:59,099 --> 00:48:01,099
Listen, me and er...
559
00:48:01,199 --> 00:48:03,899
My associate and I
have selected you to deal with.
560
00:48:03,999 --> 00:48:06,699
Well, aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive?
561
00:48:07,799 --> 00:48:10,199
- Stay there.
- I don't fucking believe it.
562
00:48:11,699 --> 00:48:14,999
- Have you tried Re-Fresh, Pink Factor?
- Yeah, all of them.
563
00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:17,799
Hang on a minute, tiger.
Just let me deal with this.
564
00:48:17,899 --> 00:48:19,899
Let me talk to him.
565
00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:23,099
The deal is $20 million
566
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:26,799
The deal is non-negotiable.
The deal expires at midnight.
567
00:48:26,899 --> 00:48:31,699
Oh, Mr. McElroy, 20 million sounds fannytastic.
Yes!
568
00:48:32,899 --> 00:48:37,999
Negotiation's for arsewipes. If you're not here
by midnight, I'll shit myself with woe.
569
00:48:38,199 --> 00:48:40,799
I want samples, Mr. McElroy.
Supersonic samples.
570
00:48:40,899 --> 00:48:46,299
I want frost, I want 100,000 miles an hour
of intergalactic spaciness. See ya.
571
00:48:46,499 --> 00:48:48,499
We in the house.
572
00:48:50,399 --> 00:48:52,299
Hya Daw Sorry to keep you
573
00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:54,899
There might be one person
who knows where he is.
574
00:49:01,699 --> 00:49:03,099
Fuck.
575
00:49:07,499 --> 00:49:09,099
What the fuck is that?
576
00:49:09,299 --> 00:49:12,699
Congratulations pal
That's your new Cooper
577
00:49:12,799 --> 00:49:14,799
Mini Cooper.
578
00:49:22,399 --> 00:49:24,799
Have I got to sort out
every fucking problem?
579
00:49:24,899 --> 00:49:27,599
A laboratory. Or as you would say, a lab-oratree.
580
00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:29,699
We need a lab, Felix.
581
00:49:29,899 --> 00:49:34,499
I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from.
Fucking lab on every corner, is it?
582
00:49:48,099 --> 00:49:49,499
Piss off.
583
00:50:17,999 --> 00:50:21,699
Well, shit in a bag and punch it. She's back.
584
00:50:25,199 --> 00:50:26,799
I need to find Felix.
585
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:30,099
And what do you need from me?
A map and a fucking compass?
586
00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:32,199
Shirley...
587
00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:35,899
You broke his heart.
Did you even give a thought about that?
588
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:39,199
- This was a mistake.
- Most sensible thing you've said.
589
00:50:41,699 --> 00:50:44,199
Are you still shooting people for a living?
590
00:50:44,299 --> 00:50:47,399
What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh?
591
00:50:50,399 --> 00:50:54,099
- Look, can I come in?
- And do what? The dirty stop-out
592
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:56,299
doesn't come home till breakfast.
593
00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:00,999
Really good to be home.
594
00:51:06,499 --> 00:51:09,399
It's great to see you again, love.
595
00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:14,699
Baby, it's still you I'm thinking of
596
00:51:14,799 --> 00:51:17,099
Don't be cruel
597
00:51:17,299 --> 00:51:19,299
To a heart that's true...
598
00:51:29,299 --> 00:51:31,299
I wanted to see the world.
599
00:51:32,699 --> 00:51:34,699
Liverpool isn't the world.
600
00:51:36,299 --> 00:51:40,099
I couldn't take America.
It was like fucking Albania in neon.
601
00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:42,299
And that stupid football shirt.
602
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:48,299
What kind of man jumps into bed shouting,
"Come on, you Reds"?
603
00:51:48,399 --> 00:51:50,599
She made me laugh.
604
00:51:54,499 --> 00:51:56,499
Good shag, though.
605
00:51:56,599 --> 00:51:59,999
I tell you, she'd kill anyone for me,
I'll say that for her.
606
00:52:00,099 --> 00:52:01,699
He's got problems.
607
00:52:01,799 --> 00:52:03,299
She's got problems.
608
00:52:03,399 --> 00:52:05,599
Shouldn't have come back.
609
00:52:05,799 --> 00:52:07,299
Better off.
610
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:17,199
I need everything on this list.
611
00:52:17,399 --> 00:52:20,499
I'm dying for a smoke.
You haven't any ciggies, have you?
612
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:23,299
I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health.
613
00:52:23,399 --> 00:52:26,999
So's a fucking punch in the throat.
I need fucking nicotine now!
614
00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:30,199
No need to shout at me.
I'm Pakistani, not deaf.
615
00:52:31,299 --> 00:52:34,899
- Take a puff on this!
- Oh, fuck off.
616
00:52:35,099 --> 00:52:36,499
You?
617
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:41,999
You! Dress-wearing er... monkey-boy.
618
00:52:42,099 --> 00:52:44,399
Monkey-boy!
619
00:52:44,499 --> 00:52:47,999
You're going to take them drugs of yours
and make it work for us.
620
00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:52,399
- And where would I do this?
- In my lab.
621
00:52:52,599 --> 00:52:54,699
- You got a lab?
- Yeah, of course.
622
00:52:56,099 --> 00:52:58,799
What do you take us for?
Rank fucking amateurs?
623
00:53:13,699 --> 00:53:15,199
Come on!
624
00:53:24,699 --> 00:53:26,699
Just say no.
625
00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:29,199
How the fuck did we end up in here?
626
00:53:29,299 --> 00:53:32,299
One little mistake... 30 years ago.
627
00:53:42,499 --> 00:53:44,899
All of these items are over-the-counter.
628
00:53:45,099 --> 00:53:47,099
Nothing illegal here.
629
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:49,199
You're no fucking help, are you?
630
00:53:49,299 --> 00:53:54,399
I beg to differ. You see, it's not the ingredients
themselves which determine the effect
631
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,799
but the manner in which they're combined.
632
00:53:56,899 --> 00:53:58,899
These kids are getting very smart.
633
00:54:03,499 --> 00:54:05,499
He's right.
634
00:54:05,699 --> 00:54:07,699
The ravers are the key.
635
00:54:07,799 --> 00:54:10,799
Aren't you the clever little chunky monkey?
636
00:54:10,999 --> 00:54:14,399
You keep banging on about my weight.
You're crossing a line.
637
00:54:14,499 --> 00:54:16,499
Arthur, it was a joke.
638
00:54:16,699 --> 00:54:18,999
It was a joke. Smile.
639
00:54:19,199 --> 00:54:21,199
Smile.
640
00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:22,899
You fat cunt.
641
00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:27,099
Yo, Blowjob.
642
00:54:27,299 --> 00:54:32,999
P-O-S 51. Comes in blue or race-car red.
643
00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:35,999
Destination: stratosphere.
644
00:54:38,699 --> 00:54:42,899
Only, this one gets you there in 60 seconds.
645
00:54:42,999 --> 00:54:45,199
You try one first.
646
00:54:45,299 --> 00:54:47,299
Thought you'd never ask.
647
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,899
P-O-S 51 ?
648
00:55:03,999 --> 00:55:05,999
You can't call it that.
649
00:55:06,099 --> 00:55:09,499
Punters'll feel like right tits
asking for tabs of 438 l-O-U,
650
00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:13,599
whatever the number is.
No-one's going to know what they're on about.
651
00:55:13,799 --> 00:55:17,699
These scumbags spend their entire life
smacked out of their heads.
652
00:55:17,899 --> 00:55:21,399
Numbers - they couldn't even tell you
what fucking time it is.
653
00:55:24,399 --> 00:55:26,499
All right, Mr. Smug, what have you done?
654
00:55:29,699 --> 00:55:31,999
I think the shit's about to hit the fan.
655
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:04,499
- Curry was a bad idea, lads.
656
00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:11,699
- Oh yeah
657
00:56:11,899 --> 00:56:14,499
Please. Please.
658
00:56:18,899 --> 00:56:21,499
Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
659
00:57:34,299 --> 00:57:36,199
Brothers gonna work it out.
660
00:57:36,399 --> 00:57:38,599
Brothers gonna work it out
661
00:57:38,699 --> 00:57:42,899
He's a chemical brother! Mr. McElroy... welcome.
662
00:57:42,999 --> 00:57:45,799
- How you doing, man?
- Spectacular is what I'm doing.
663
00:57:45,999 --> 00:57:48,099
Spectacular
664
00:57:48,199 --> 00:57:50,899
Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it?
665
00:57:53,499 --> 00:57:56,799
Are you going to be all right here on your own?
666
00:57:56,899 --> 00:57:58,899
- She's here.
- Right.
667
00:57:59,099 --> 00:58:03,499
- Everything all right, lads? Problems?
- No, man. Nothing we can't handle.
668
00:58:25,999 --> 00:58:31,799
Every chemical used in the production
of this drug is 100% legal.
669
00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:38,199
Not one ingredient is found on any known
government's banned substance watch list.
670
00:58:39,399 --> 00:58:42,099
Hell, you can ship super tankers of this shit.
671
00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:46,799
You can even lay a goddamn pipeline
and no-one would bat an eye.
672
00:58:52,399 --> 00:58:54,599
P-O-S 51.
673
00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:57,299
It's all that.
674
00:58:57,399 --> 00:59:00,099
And it can be yours.
675
00:59:00,299 --> 00:59:03,099
If the price... is right.
676
00:59:25,299 --> 00:59:28,899
Chemistry... Mr. McElroy.
677
00:59:31,099 --> 00:59:33,099
What is chemistry...
678
00:59:34,399 --> 00:59:38,199
..but the ability to attract adoration in others?
679
00:59:43,899 --> 00:59:46,499
You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy.
680
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:50,099
You're a sky-highatrist, I'm a sky-high artist.
681
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:53,599
See i always knew 'd be a drug dealer
even when i was a kid
682
00:59:53,699 --> 00:59:56,499
I saw my dad hit my mother
my mother hit my brother
683
00:59:56,699 --> 00:59:59,399
my brother hit my sister,
and my sister fuck my father.
684
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:01,299
So i suppose it's inevitable, really.
685
01:00:01,399 --> 01:00:05,399
You'd have to be on drugs
just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you?
686
01:00:05,499 --> 01:00:08,499
Drugs are good, Mr. McElroy.
687
01:00:09,699 --> 01:00:11,699
Drugs are our mates.
688
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:17,199
Fuck. I'm getting on my own nerves.
689
01:00:18,799 --> 01:00:21,699
What I'm trying to say to you, Mr. McElroy, is...
690
01:00:24,799 --> 01:00:28,899
..I'm very much attracted
to what you have to offer.
691
01:00:41,599 --> 01:00:43,599
How are you doing, Felix?
692
01:00:44,699 --> 01:00:46,699
Well, my boss is dead...
693
01:00:47,899 --> 01:00:50,299
..can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match,
694
01:00:50,499 --> 01:00:53,699
and, oh, yeah,
I've got a fucking bullet hole in the arse.
695
01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:56,699
Apart from that,
696
01:00:56,799 --> 01:00:58,799
I'm tiptop.
697
01:01:02,499 --> 01:01:04,499
So who's the target?
698
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:07,299
You've got that look in your eye.
699
01:01:07,399 --> 01:01:09,399
I've been looking for you
700
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:13,399
Oh, yeah? For old times' sake
or for the company I keep?
701
01:01:13,499 --> 01:01:15,599
Little bit of both.
702
01:01:18,399 --> 01:01:20,399
So, you have got me on your list, then?
703
01:01:21,699 --> 01:01:23,699
You've always been on my list.
704
01:01:26,299 --> 01:01:28,899
40 years ago
705
01:01:28,999 --> 01:01:33,499
a rock-and-roll revolution
was launched in this town.
706
01:01:35,099 --> 01:01:39,299
Tonight, we're going to launch a new revolution.
707
01:01:40,799 --> 01:01:46,799
One that will rock and roll your senses.
708
01:01:48,599 --> 01:01:52,399
And you... are my test pilots.
709
01:01:52,599 --> 01:02:00,199
You're going to kiss the sun
and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow.
710
01:02:05,799 --> 01:02:09,099
Are you ready?
711
01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:13,599
Are... you... ready?
712
01:02:13,699 --> 01:02:19,299
Then let's get ready to party.
713
01:03:03,199 --> 01:03:05,599
Have you any idea how much I missed you?
714
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,299
Why didn't you stay with me, then?
715
01:03:07,499 --> 01:03:10,099
What, me? in America? Don't be soft!
716
01:03:10,199 --> 01:03:13,099
Besides, I don't know who you are any more, girl.
717
01:03:13,299 --> 01:03:17,299
It's been nearly two years.
I haven't heard a word.
718
01:03:20,399 --> 01:03:22,399
Still...
719
01:03:23,499 --> 01:03:25,299
I always hoped...
720
01:03:29,099 --> 01:03:31,099
..you might...
721
01:03:31,199 --> 01:03:32,899
change your mind...
722
01:03:33,999 --> 01:03:36,599
..and come home.
723
01:03:39,799 --> 01:03:41,799
We could have a fresh start.
724
01:03:45,499 --> 01:03:47,499
Aren't you going to say anything?
725
01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:20,199
This, Mr. McElroy, is a fucking miracle.
726
01:04:20,299 --> 01:04:25,399
Drug use will reach epidemic proportions,
revolutions will break out, governments will fall!
727
01:04:26,299 --> 01:04:28,999
20 million, and not a penny less!
728
01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:31,399
- Where do I sign?
- Si... Sign?!
729
01:04:31,499 --> 01:04:33,499
This ain't some written contract.
730
01:04:33,699 --> 01:04:36,899
The kind of agreement I could take you to court
and sue your ass over.
731
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,999
You fuck me on this deal,
732
01:04:39,199 --> 01:04:42,399
I gotta take out a contract just to get even
on the goddamn contract!
733
01:04:42,499 --> 01:04:45,599
We think we have an agreement,
we think we see things the same way.
734
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:46,999
Either we do, or we don't.
735
01:04:47,099 --> 01:04:48,799
You're either in, or you're out.
736
01:04:48,899 --> 01:04:51,699
You give me the money, I give you the formula.
Are we clear?
737
01:04:52,899 --> 01:04:56,499
Crystal, Mr. McElroy. Crystal.
738
01:04:56,599 --> 01:04:59,699
I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of my word.
739
01:04:59,799 --> 01:05:01,899
Get in my way,
740
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,099
and I'm gonna have to shoot you.
741
01:05:06,699 --> 01:05:09,099
Get in my way,
and I'm gonna have to shoot you again.
742
01:05:10,899 --> 01:05:12,899
I've got to work, babe.
743
01:05:16,399 --> 01:05:18,899
Fucking cow!
744
01:05:25,599 --> 01:05:27,399
Oh, fuck!
745
01:05:29,499 --> 01:05:33,099
Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs?
746
01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:38,399
Time to go, Elmo.
747
01:05:53,899 --> 01:05:56,499
Mr. Kane. Is it that time of the month already?
748
01:05:56,599 --> 01:06:00,099
I thought you weren't due till next week,
you eager beaver.
749
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:11,699
Now, ain't that always the way?
750
01:06:11,799 --> 01:06:14,499
Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt,
751
01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:17,599
and a chick with a nickel-plated nine.
752
01:06:21,699 --> 01:06:23,699
And now a word from our sponsor.
753
01:06:23,799 --> 01:06:25,799
That ain't no Liverpool accent.
754
01:06:27,199 --> 01:06:29,199
- Say hello, Elmo.
- Hello, Elmo.
755
01:06:29,299 --> 01:06:32,699
Absence makes the heart grow fonder Elmo
756
01:06:32,799 --> 01:06:35,599
And The Lizard so full of
757
01:06:35,699 --> 01:06:37,699
motherfucking fonderence for you
758
01:06:37,899 --> 01:06:42,499
that he got on this plane just to come see you.
759
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,299
I'm touched.
760
01:06:44,499 --> 01:06:46,799
- You will be.
- You got my cash?
761
01:06:46,999 --> 01:06:49,699
You're flush, sweetcakes. You are flush.
762
01:06:50,899 --> 01:06:54,099
He's looking forward to seeing you.
763
01:07:06,399 --> 01:07:09,299
So, what's the price tag on my ass?
764
01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:11,399
It's enough. Move.
765
01:07:25,799 --> 01:07:29,199
Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down.
766
01:07:29,299 --> 01:07:30,799
Reel me in!
767
01:07:30,999 --> 01:07:33,199
Why would I dream of doing a stupid thing like that?
768
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:36,399
- Pull me up, will you?
- Fold or call?
769
01:07:36,499 --> 01:07:40,599
- What?
- You play poker. Fold or call?
770
01:07:40,699 --> 01:07:42,799
- I'm your last chance, girl.
771
01:07:42,899 --> 01:07:45,099
I'm that out you've been looking for.
772
01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:48,099
I'm only gonna make this offer once.
773
01:07:48,199 --> 01:07:50,699
You either take it
and get out from under The Lizard's ass
774
01:07:50,899 --> 01:07:53,599
or you stay a slave
and wonder where your life went.
775
01:07:53,699 --> 01:07:56,899
You think you can save me, do you?
Look where you are!
776
01:07:57,099 --> 01:08:00,499
- Get real!
- A million in bonds, untraceable.
777
01:08:00,699 --> 01:08:03,499
That's real! That's a fresh start.
778
01:08:03,699 --> 01:08:07,299
Try quitting while you're ahead
for a change... Dawn.
779
01:08:07,499 --> 01:08:09,499
- No.
- No?!
780
01:08:12,699 --> 01:08:15,699
I want 10% of your deal with Iki.
781
01:08:15,799 --> 01:08:17,399
You're negotiating with me?!
782
01:08:17,499 --> 01:08:19,099
Look at your options.
783
01:08:21,699 --> 01:08:23,299
10%.
784
01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:25,599
Have a look at yours.
785
01:08:29,599 --> 01:08:31,399
All right.
786
01:08:42,999 --> 01:08:45,899
Now that is a lovely dress.
787
01:08:46,099 --> 01:08:47,499
Need the extra room, do you?
788
01:08:47,699 --> 01:08:49,499
Tell me something. I'm intrigued.
789
01:08:49,699 --> 01:08:52,599
Is it true that you fellas are equipped
with incredibly...
790
01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:57,399
..large...
791
01:08:59,299 --> 01:09:00,799
Fuck!
792
01:09:02,999 --> 01:09:04,599
Thanks.
793
01:09:04,799 --> 01:09:05,999
My pleasure.
794
01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:07,499
You can move your arm now.
795
01:09:12,499 --> 01:09:14,499
Right, then you Scouse git
796
01:09:15,599 --> 01:09:17,599
In the last 12 hours
797
01:09:17,699 --> 01:09:20,899
this city has gone from a peaceful,
fun-loving, Utopia
798
01:09:20,919 --> 01:09:22,999
to an all-out fucking war zone.
799
01:09:23,199 --> 01:09:25,199
And I, Virgil Kane...
800
01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:28,299
Well, I want to know why.
801
01:09:28,399 --> 01:09:33,599
Nobody cuts me out of anything
in this parochial pisshole.
802
01:09:34,199 --> 01:09:35,599
You smell that, Felix. Smell it.
803
01:09:35,699 --> 01:09:38,099
- Smell it!
804
01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:40,199
That is essence of Durant.
805
01:09:41,499 --> 01:09:44,299
And Durant got what he deserved.
806
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:46,899
So, when a deal goes down,
807
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:50,599
you, my old sausage, will fix it. Time and place.
808
01:09:50,799 --> 01:09:52,899
And then you will call me.
809
01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:56,099
Otherwise... Accessory to murder.
810
01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:59,999
Possession of a firearm.
811
01:10:00,099 --> 01:10:01,899
You fuck me,
812
01:10:02,099 --> 01:10:04,099
I'll have you on your hands and your knees,
813
01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:08,599
with your arse in the air, exposing your rusty
sheriff's badge for the next 20 years.
814
01:10:11,199 --> 01:10:14,199
So ask yourself, are you going to help restore
815
01:10:14,399 --> 01:10:16,699
some national pride,
and stick one on the Yanks?
816
01:10:16,799 --> 01:10:19,999
Or, like the rest of your life,
are you going to piss it all away?
817
01:10:21,599 --> 01:10:23,899
Are you going to help me
818
01:10:23,999 --> 01:10:25,699
to help you?
819
01:10:25,799 --> 01:10:27,799
Eight hours till kickoff.
820
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:32,099
It's a big game.
821
01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:36,199
Let's just see if you come good.
822
01:10:46,919 --> 01:10:48,499
Mr. Kane.
823
01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:56,799
See ya!
824
01:10:59,499 --> 01:11:02,199
- You'll never walk alone, eh, mate?
825
01:11:18,299 --> 01:11:21,219
Help me to help you? Cunt!
826
01:11:50,599 --> 01:11:53,999
How do you think that motherfucker
would do against people who diss
827
01:11:54,099 --> 01:11:57,599
like Soso McGure, Griffy
They'd be knocking this shit out the park
828
01:11:57,699 --> 01:12:00,699
He can't throw that kinda heat!
Kevin's got what's goin' on here!
829
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:03,799
- You don't know what you're talking about
- Bullshit
830
01:12:03,899 --> 01:12:07,399
Kevin Brown couldn't carry
Sandy Koufax's jockstrap.
831
01:12:07,499 --> 01:12:09,899
You've been listening to too much Vince Scully.
832
01:12:09,999 --> 01:12:14,299
You need to get your ear out of the radio,
and carry your ass out to the ball game.
833
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,899
Sorry, but er...
834
01:12:19,099 --> 01:12:20,699
..have I missed something?
835
01:12:26,699 --> 01:12:28,099
What the fuck is that?
836
01:12:28,299 --> 01:12:32,199
- Black pudding. Fried pig's blood.
- Oh!
837
01:12:32,399 --> 01:12:34,899
Are you two planning on filling me in, or what?
838
01:12:37,199 --> 01:12:39,099
Elmo's propositioned her.
839
01:12:39,199 --> 01:12:41,399
Nice one, Shirley.
840
01:12:41,499 --> 01:12:42,999
I'm listening.
841
01:12:43,199 --> 01:12:47,199
Lizard offered Dakota 250K
to deliver my live ass to him.
842
01:12:47,399 --> 01:12:50,999
I've made her a significantly better offer.
843
01:12:51,099 --> 01:12:53,899
And I'm thinking... she might entertain...
844
01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:57,499
..certain sentimental reasons
for not doing her job.
845
01:12:57,599 --> 01:12:59,399
The question is
846
01:12:59,599 --> 01:13:02,799
whether it's going to pay me... to be sentimental.
847
01:13:08,199 --> 01:13:10,499
Look, we have a choice.
848
01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:15,199
We can use our "Get out of jail free" cards,
849
01:13:15,299 --> 01:13:21,199
or we can choose "Stop, do not pass Go".
Do not collect 20 million dollars.
850
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:24,699
Do we have a deal?
851
01:13:29,599 --> 01:13:32,399
Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you.
852
01:13:32,499 --> 01:13:34,999
Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up!
853
01:13:43,899 --> 01:13:45,999
- And no shagging up there!
- Yeah.
854
01:13:46,099 --> 01:13:48,599
No shagging up there.
855
01:14:01,899 --> 01:14:03,899
We do this job and we get out.
856
01:14:12,999 --> 01:14:14,999
It's what we all want, isn't it?
857
01:14:23,999 --> 01:14:25,299
Just to get out.
858
01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:43,399
So, what's the plan?
859
01:14:43,599 --> 01:14:45,599
You tell me.
860
01:14:52,299 --> 01:14:54,299
What's the plan?
861
01:14:54,499 --> 01:14:55,999
You tell me.
862
01:15:46,099 --> 01:15:48,399
Listen! It's got to come from your belly.
863
01:15:48,599 --> 01:15:51,099
Right deep down!
864
01:15:51,199 --> 01:15:53,199
It's your birth trauma.
865
01:15:53,399 --> 01:15:57,299
Now cleanse your charkas and let it all out.
866
01:16:03,799 --> 01:16:07,199
- Let it go!
- I'm trying, you fucking fairy!
867
01:16:09,499 --> 01:16:11,299
All right?
868
01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:22,299
- All-righty. Good morning.
- All right, let's finish this deal.
869
01:16:22,399 --> 01:16:24,399
My sentiments exactly.
870
01:16:25,599 --> 01:16:28,599
- Any particular venue?
- No airports no hotel rooms
871
01:16:28,699 --> 01:16:31,999
no dockyards, no barges, no pharmacies,
872
01:16:32,099 --> 01:16:33,899
- no animal-testing labs.
- Oh!
873
01:16:33,999 --> 01:16:37,499
- No rooftops.
- Riddles! Riddles! I love riddles.
874
01:16:37,599 --> 01:16:40,599
No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs.
875
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,899
I want total privacy
876
01:16:44,999 --> 01:16:47,699
in a very public place.
877
01:16:48,999 --> 01:16:50,999
And security.
878
01:16:51,099 --> 01:16:53,399
Cops. Lots of them.
879
01:16:53,599 --> 01:16:56,599
And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses.
880
01:16:56,799 --> 01:17:00,399
- You getting my drift?
- We er 've got a certain er
881
01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:04,899
business indulgence, shall we say,
that I could er... utilise.
882
01:17:04,999 --> 01:17:07,999
- So, what time's kickoff?
- Three o?clock sharp
883
01:17:08,099 --> 01:17:09,199
I'll be there.
884
01:17:09,399 --> 01:17:11,099
Football and drugs.
885
01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:13,199
A perfect Saturday afternoon.
886
01:17:14,899 --> 01:17:16,899
Liverpool!
887
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,999
Liverpool!
888
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:20,499
Come on!
889
01:17:20,599 --> 01:17:21,799
Charkas!
890
01:17:43,399 --> 01:17:45,399
No, no, no, no, no, chubster.
891
01:17:45,499 --> 01:17:47,499
- You stay here.
- What for?
892
01:17:47,599 --> 01:17:52,899
I don't know. Keep your eyes peeled on the exit.
And try for fuck's sake to blend in, cunt!
893
01:17:56,399 --> 01:17:58,399
This clown better deliver.
894
01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:02,099
Don't worry. Iki put something like this together
a couple of years ago now.
895
01:18:02,199 --> 01:18:03,799
Yeah? What happened?
896
01:18:03,899 --> 01:18:05,399
They all died.
897
01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:09,599
We get in, we get out.
898
01:18:09,699 --> 01:18:11,699
What about the game?
899
01:18:11,799 --> 01:18:15,799
- We're staying to watch the game, right?
- Dude, I'm in, then I'm out.
900
01:18:24,999 --> 01:18:30,899
Virgin Atlantic announce
the arrival of Flight ES12 from Los Angeles
901
01:18:34,499 --> 01:18:35,699
Any glass bottles?
902
01:18:35,799 --> 01:18:39,099
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Welcome to Anfield, the home of football.
903
01:18:39,199 --> 01:18:42,099
- Too right, pal.
- McElroy, DeSouza.
904
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:46,699
Yes, sir. Take the lift to the third floor.
It's the first door on your right, sir.
905
01:18:46,799 --> 01:18:48,799
Thank you.
906
01:18:50,099 --> 01:18:52,599
- Sir?
- Don't you want to search me?
907
01:18:53,899 --> 01:18:57,199
Guests for the executive suites
are never searched, sir.
908
01:18:58,499 --> 01:19:00,999
Right. I knew that.
909
01:19:14,299 --> 01:19:16,399
Welcome! Come in, come in.
910
01:19:19,899 --> 01:19:21,999
Excellent.
911
01:19:22,099 --> 01:19:25,699
I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix.
Make yourself at home.
912
01:19:25,899 --> 01:19:28,799
Iki: I'm so excited I could shit!
913
01:19:34,599 --> 01:19:37,499
- Huh?
- Right, Mr. McElroy, a drink
914
01:19:37,599 --> 01:19:39,599
while tell you about my plans
915
01:19:39,799 --> 01:19:41,799
Oh I've got plans Mr. McEroy
916
01:19:41,899 --> 01:19:45,199
- Big fucking plans.
- Hey hey hey!
917
01:19:45,299 --> 01:19:47,399
No talk. You want a beverage?
918
01:19:48,499 --> 01:19:51,199
I'll fix your beverage while you get the 20 mill.
919
01:19:52,299 --> 01:19:54,999
I give you the formula, you smile,
920
01:19:55,199 --> 01:19:56,399
we toast,
921
01:19:56,499 --> 01:19:58,499
we pretend we're friends,
922
01:19:59,599 --> 01:20:02,899
- and we go our separate ways.
- Foreplay Mr. McEroy
923
01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:06,199
- It's the only way to a good relationship.
- Ah
924
01:20:06,299 --> 01:20:09,699
Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands.
925
01:20:23,099 --> 01:20:25,599
20 million in bonds. Untraceable.
926
01:20:25,699 --> 01:20:29,899
What?! Is that supposed to be 20 mill?
927
01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:34,099
I'm not heftin' gold bars around the shop, am I?
It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it?
928
01:20:35,699 --> 01:20:37,699
Easy, flower.
929
01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:39,599
Where's my formula?
930
01:20:49,199 --> 01:20:51,599
Wish you were here?
931
01:21:04,399 --> 01:21:08,399
I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy. I'm fucking there.
932
01:21:08,599 --> 01:21:10,599
An inspired choice, I must say,
933
01:21:10,799 --> 01:21:13,599
my er... chemical brother.
934
01:21:14,299 --> 01:21:15,299
Cheers.
935
01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:19,799
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
936
01:21:25,999 --> 01:21:28,499
I never was one to be too sentimental.
937
01:21:31,199 --> 01:21:33,199
Elmo!
938
01:21:34,899 --> 01:21:36,499
It ain't often
939
01:21:36,699 --> 01:21:41,199
that a blowed-up motherfucker gets to chat
to the motherfucker that blowed him up.
940
01:21:41,299 --> 01:21:43,099
You got that right.
941
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:46,999
Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker
has the courtesy to stay blowed up.
942
01:21:47,099 --> 01:21:49,899
I'll try to be more accommodating next time,
Elmo.
943
01:21:52,399 --> 01:21:54,699
Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating?
944
01:21:54,899 --> 01:21:57,599
Oh, er... we're toasting...
945
01:21:58,799 --> 01:22:00,799
..our deal, Mr. Lizard.
946
01:22:01,899 --> 01:22:03,399
- Our deal?
- Not your deal.
947
01:22:03,499 --> 01:22:05,599
Hands across the ocean you might say
948
01:22:05,799 --> 01:22:07,499
Fucking twat.
949
01:22:07,599 --> 01:22:09,799
Elmo Mix-Master.
950
01:22:12,299 --> 01:22:14,799
Cheers.
951
01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:19,199
- I love your touches.
- To a global partnership.
952
01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:21,599
To a global partnership!
953
01:22:28,599 --> 01:22:30,699
Fucking limey bastard.
954
01:22:30,799 --> 01:22:33,999
Global partnership, my ass!
955
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:38,699
My money is on good old-fashioned
American monopoly, you son of a bitch!
956
01:22:38,899 --> 01:22:40,699
Besides,
957
01:22:40,799 --> 01:22:43,499
England ain't nothin'...
958
01:22:43,699 --> 01:22:46,799
nothing' but the 51st. state!
959
01:22:47,999 --> 01:22:53,199
Don't you just fucking hate it
when a motherfucker stabs you in the back?
960
01:22:55,999 --> 01:22:59,899
The Lizard travelled 12,000 miles
to settle accounts with you!
961
01:22:59,999 --> 01:23:01,599
So? What?
962
01:23:01,699 --> 01:23:04,799
You gonna tell me how much you missed me,
or are you gonna shoot me?
963
01:23:04,899 --> 01:23:07,799
I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass!
964
01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:11,399
Now, you give me my fucking goods,
and you give 'em to me fucking now!
965
01:23:13,099 --> 01:23:15,399
You better chill with that shit, motherfucker.
966
01:23:15,499 --> 01:23:17,499
- own you!
- You own me?
967
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:20,399
- I fucking own you!
- You own shit!
968
01:23:20,499 --> 01:23:24,499
Go ahead, kill me. Put me out of my misery
for the first time in 30 years.
969
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:27,199
But you will no longer take what is mine.
970
01:23:27,299 --> 01:23:28,799
Fucking right. 10% is mine.
971
01:23:28,899 --> 01:23:32,299
- Five!
- Five fucking per cent of that's mine.
972
01:23:32,499 --> 01:23:35,099
Shut the fuck up!
I don't even know who the fuck you are!
973
01:23:38,399 --> 01:23:40,599
Oh, you've got some big fucking onions, Elmo.
974
01:23:40,799 --> 01:23:42,799
This...
975
01:23:42,899 --> 01:23:46,399
is the most expensive candy on the market.
976
01:23:46,499 --> 01:23:48,699
The drug's a fake, you know.
977
01:23:48,899 --> 01:23:52,999
It's bogus. It's what we chemists call a placebo.
978
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:55,199
It's whatever you want it to be.
979
01:23:56,599 --> 01:24:00,699
You can run all the tests you want,
and it'll look like the best shit in the universe,
980
01:24:00,799 --> 01:24:05,499
but the ingredients... they cancel each other out.
981
01:24:05,699 --> 01:24:09,799
Fucking confusing The Lizard
ain't gonna fucking help your cause, Elmo.
982
01:24:09,999 --> 01:24:12,199
You've gotta give big ups to marketing.
983
01:24:12,299 --> 01:24:14,299
The ability to make people believe.
984
01:24:14,399 --> 01:24:16,399
The power of suggestion.
985
01:24:16,599 --> 01:24:19,099
P-O-S
986
01:24:19,199 --> 01:24:21,199
51.
987
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:25,199
I don't give a shit!
Is this fucking science lecture over?
988
01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:28,699
It will be in... 23 seconds.
989
01:24:32,799 --> 01:24:35,899
t takes 10 seconds for an imbibed liquid
to reach the stomach
990
01:24:36,199 --> 01:24:41,299
It takes the human body 81 seconds to heat
that liquid to the point of chemical volatility.
991
01:24:43,699 --> 01:24:46,299
You... have 12 seconds left.
992
01:24:46,399 --> 01:24:48,899
12 seconds?
What the fuck are you talking about?
993
01:24:48,999 --> 01:24:50,899
And what is the big fucking umbrella?
994
01:24:50,999 --> 01:24:52,299
Freeze!
995
01:24:52,499 --> 01:24:54,199
- Oh!
- You lumpy
996
01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:55,799
in the kaftan, drop the gun.
997
01:24:55,899 --> 01:24:59,099
Nice and controlled. How's my timing, Felix?
998
01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:00,799
It's fucking perfect.
999
01:25:24,999 --> 01:25:26,999
That cleared my sinuses.
1000
01:25:29,799 --> 01:25:31,799
Drugs...
1001
01:25:31,999 --> 01:25:33,799
always kill you in the end.
1002
01:25:46,099 --> 01:25:48,899
Whoa! Whoa. Whoa, shit!
1003
01:25:51,399 --> 01:25:53,999
All right, lads.
1004
01:25:54,099 --> 01:25:56,599
Get the cuffs on this cockney twat!
1005
01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:02,199
As agreed.
1006
01:26:04,099 --> 01:26:06,099
What about the drug?
1007
01:26:06,199 --> 01:26:08,799
You conned us.
1008
01:26:08,999 --> 01:26:10,999
I conned them...
1009
01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:13,399
We got paid.
1010
01:26:15,499 --> 01:26:16,499
Is this,
1011
01:26:16,599 --> 01:26:19,299
or is this not, worth 20 million dollars?
1012
01:26:22,599 --> 01:26:24,299
This castle's worth,
1013
01:26:24,399 --> 01:26:26,399
I'd say, more like...
1014
01:26:26,499 --> 01:26:28,599
seven, seven and a half.
1015
01:26:41,799 --> 01:26:43,799
Do you want to see the game?
1016
01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:46,799
Easy come
1017
01:26:46,999 --> 01:26:49,699
Easy go
1018
01:26:49,799 --> 01:26:52,699
Watch the world flow
1019
01:27:12,999 --> 01:27:15,799
Mr. McElroy,
1020
01:27:15,899 --> 01:27:19,099
you are a genuine McElroy like myself,
you say.
1021
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:21,899
This is the tartan of my slave master.
1022
01:27:22,099 --> 01:27:26,199
I now claim his castle and his lands for my own.
1023
01:27:26,299 --> 01:27:28,299
I see.
1024
01:27:28,499 --> 01:27:31,799
- But will you not now be making your putt?
- Aye
1025
01:27:40,699 --> 01:27:45,799
Congratulations, Mr. McElroy.
An outstanding round of golf.
1026
01:27:45,899 --> 01:27:47,899
You ain't seen nothing yet.
1027
01:27:53,299 --> 01:27:55,299
Well!
1028
01:27:55,499 --> 01:27:58,599
I can tell you, it's the first time
that's been seen on the 18th green.
1029
01:28:06,399 --> 01:28:08,399
Elmo's in the house!
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