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Guten Abend, Herr Horatio.
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Gib mir die Karte.
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Springfield, eh?
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Then that's where
I'm going treasure hunting.
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You mean we're going treasure hunting.
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We'll find that sunken ship
within the week.
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Grid 274 by 319.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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Nothing.
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Proceed to next reading.
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Grid 274 by 320.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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Nothing.
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Yarr.
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Captain, the long-range Doppler
shows a squall
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coming out of the nor'east.
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Hmm. We'd best head back
to wait it out.
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Let me guess, you didn't find
any treasure today.
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Did you talk to the doctor
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about going up on your dose?
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The storm stirred up the seafloor.
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We'll have to resound
everything south of the break.
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Grid 274 by six.
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Depth 30 meters. Sounding.
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Nothing.
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I made us a roast for dinner,
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then threw it away.
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I'm sorry
I never gave you any children.
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Grid 291 by 502.
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Depth 70 meters. Sounding.
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Arr.
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A second ping.
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A second ping!
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I've waited half a lifetime
to say this.
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Divers, gear up!
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We found it.
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We finally found it, boys!
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I didn't waste my life!
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Yarr.
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I see you've come
to admire our plunder.
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Er, technically that plunder
belongs to the town.
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It was discovered
in Springfield city limits.
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No, we found the gold
in unincorporated waters!
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The survey says it's ours!
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Sorry, but the town
redrew the boundaries...
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yesterday.
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But we worked in secret
for 40 years.
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I pretended to be
a flimsy, one-note character.
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How did you know?
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I should have been
your treasure.
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Yarr...
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All right, people.
This town's got doubloons.
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Who's got ideas?
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If I don't hear anything good,
we're building another stadium,
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and no team will come here.
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How about a new town clock
where, every hour,
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Jesus forgives the Devil?
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A new zoo
with more attractive animals.
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What about those death panels
we were promised?
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Shouting out something before
I know what I'm gonna say.
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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam!
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Uh, excuse me. I have an idea.
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Now, Marge, if you'll check your program,
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nagging objections
are at the end.
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Look at the world.
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Our children's future
is challenging and uncertain.
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This windfall
is our last, best hope
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to give our kids
the tools they'll need
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to face that future.
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To succeed,
our kids must have an education
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based on science, technology,
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engineering and math.
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STEM.
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All who find Marge's idea tiresome,
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let out an exaggerated,
sarcastic yawn.
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Okay, okay. I brought someone
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you will listen to
about STEM education.
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Columbia recording artist
John Legend.
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STEM, science, tech,
engineering and math
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More than a trendy way
to say computer class
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STEM, it's not just for dorks,
dweebs and nerds
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It'll turn all your dumb kids
to Zuckerbergs
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STEM, 'cause the future
is written in code
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Make an app,
get big cash from an IPO
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STEM
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Oh, STEM.
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Who could say no
to a silky slow jam
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about the importance
of technology-based learning?
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I'll never have kids because
my nards were cooked by science.
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But if I could,
I'd want 'em to learn
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about the science
of why they don't exist.
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I'd just like to thank
John Legend...'s wife
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Chrissy Teigen
for bringing him here today.
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Turns out,
there's nothing she loves more
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than doing personal favors
for her Instagram followers.
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Well, Marge, you did call
the picture I posted
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of my kids with ketchup
on their faces "adorbs."
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It was. It was totes adorbs.
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Baby, we got to get going.
We're gonna be late
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for the launch party
for our couples' perfume.
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I'm talking to my online friend IRL.
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Go charge the kids' iPads.
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Come on, Springfield!
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Build your children
the school of tomorrow.
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I did it.
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I gave our kids hope
for the future.
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You have any songs
about how I should be allowed
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to skip jury duty?
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How is it justice
to impanel a man
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During March Madness?
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What are you gonna do with
your forced retirement, sir?
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I'm intrigued
by a local skydiving club
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who needs someone to sit
in the office and answer phones.
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Yeah, well, who cares?
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I'll be taking
an Ohio River cruise.
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Lot of widows on the Good River.
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Lot of widows.
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New school smell.
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Paperless classrooms,
personal tablets,
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and uncrammable lockers.
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Aw. Man, this is embarrassing.
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Bart Simpson.
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Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong,
this school's CEO:
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Collaborative Educational Outreacher.
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I'm gonna stop you right there,
Skinner 2.0.
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It doesn't matter
how you dress it up.
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All schools are kid prisons.
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Well, I'm putting you
in solitary,
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where you'll learn geometry
by shooting meteors.
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Shoot enough,
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and you'll unlock
customizable skins.
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Skins?
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That's how boys play dress-up.
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Lisa Simpson.
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Our educational metric
has identified you
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as a divergent
multipathway assimilator.
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You mean, I'm in a gifted class?
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Ooh, we don't like that term.
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Everyone is gifted.
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I firmly believe that.
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Now go upstairs to the...
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gifted class.
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Finally, I feel seen.
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And for the first time,
I'll be accepted by my peers
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with open arms.
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I'm home.
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Okay, gifted class.
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Recess is over.
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Aw!
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Now, this school is so advanced
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that every aspect of it
is run by an algorithm.
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Who can give me an example
of an algorithm?
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Oh! Like when you buy
a new garbage can online
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and the rest of your life,
you see ads for garbage cans.
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Or like when you watch
a bunch of close-up magic videos
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on YouTube and get ads
for a suicide hotline.
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Exactly.
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And because you liked
this lesson,
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the algorithm thinks
you might also enjoy...
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How was your first day
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at the new STEM school
I founded?
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It was amazing. We did science,
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then we did computer science,
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and then we did
cognitive computer science.
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Oh, what a surprise.
Lisa likes school.
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All right, boy. What did you
get suspended for today?
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Nothing.
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I like this school, too.
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Instead of teachers
giving us letter grades,
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an algorithm gives us stars.
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Education is a game now,
and I'm great at it.
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Look at all these skins
I've already unlocked.
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Whoa. Oh, that guy.
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Noice.
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I even unlocked
the "Skin Unlocking" badge.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Tell us, what do you do,
Mr. Simpson?
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Ah, yes.
I monitor the core temperature
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at the nuclear power plant.
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If it gets into the red,
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I tell my family first
so they can leave town
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before the streets
get too crowded.
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- Now, this is a great example...
- Uh-huh.
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...of the kind of job
that will soon cease to exist.
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What the words now?
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Mr. Simpson's daily tasks
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can be more efficiently
performed by robots.
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My guess is, his job
will be obsolete in 18 months.
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What about them? How much time
do their careers have?
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- I'm a librarian.
- Five years.
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I just bought
a New York City taxi medallion.
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Five years ago.
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I do social media
for a cannabis delivery company.
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You'll be fine.
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But all these other jobs
will soon be made obsolete
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by automation.
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Oh, no.
The robots are coming!
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I've got to warn everyone!
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Stupid kids!
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I'm getting five stars
in all my classes.
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I finally unlocked
dreadlock sideburns.
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Someone's user name
is moving up the leaderboard.
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Cowabunga.
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Now get back downstairs
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to prepare
for the jobs of tomorrow.
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Whoo-hoo!
It's a race to the bottom!
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Bart, I've never seen you
so engaged in learning.
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It's awesome.
We're seeing how many e-scooters
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we can collect around town,
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charge, then get
back on the streets.
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Oh, I see. You're learning logic
and spatial reasoning.
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All I know is, if I don't get
ten scooters in under a minute,
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I won't unlock the Master Collector badge.
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Got it!
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Learning rules!
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Oh, you must be teaching
the kids about nutrition
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and staying
within a budget, right?
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No. We're teaching them to buy
groceries for lazy rich people.
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This avocado will be
perfectly ripe in two days.
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I wonder what they taste like.
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Hmm.
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Uber-driving.
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Grubhub'ing.
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Lyft-driving?
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These aren't jobs of the future.
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These are side hustles!
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Guys, guys.
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The robots are coming.
The robots are coming!
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Robots here?
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Uh, this place ain't exactly
forward-thinking.
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Yeah. We're one of America's
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last coal-powered
nuclear plants.
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Yeah? Well, you can all bury
your heads in the sandwiches,
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but I know the robots are coming
to replace us!
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Calm down, Homer.
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Here, have a drink from
the new soda machine we got.
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The machines are already here,
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and when they take over,
you can't imagine
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how bleak the future will be.
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I choose to believe
our best days are ahead of us.
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It's giving us orders.
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The revolution has begun.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Uh-oh. I know that look.
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She's gonna Lisa-up
a good thing.
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Attention, students!
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This school isn't training you
to program apps.
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It's training you to obey apps!
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When you're grown up, you'll
be lucky to make minimum wage!
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Which is a lot of money!
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That's like getting
your allowance every hour.
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Wha...? No, no.
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You deserve the same chance
to succeed as the gifted class.
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That means preparing
for real careers,
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not gig economy gigs.
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Gigs are awesome!
DJs play gigs!
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DJs!
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Aah! This has nothing to do
with deejaying!
297
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,386
Oh...
298
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,931
Aw. At least
they're learning art.
300
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,693
Tip jars?!
301
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,029
That's it.
I got to fix this school.
303
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,040
Stop messing with the school.
304
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,025
I finally filled up
enough virtual pee bottles
305
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,903
to unlock the Amazon Warehouse
Whizzer badge.
306
00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:41,905
Ew.
307
00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:43,958
Bart, I need to rewrite
the algorithm.
308
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:47,536
Then the school will teach
every kid real STEM.
309
00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:50,080
I am doing this for you.
310
00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:52,583
Yeah? Well,
I'm doing this for me.
312
00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:56,753
Education for all!
313
00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,064
Side hustles for most!
314
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,756
Kids, what's wrong?
315
00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:02,476
Your tracking implants showed
heightened emotions.
316
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,720
- Tracking what?
- Teacher, teacher, my sister's
317
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,740
gonna ruin the only school I've
ever liked in my whole life!
318
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,559
It's just not fair
that only a small group of kids
319
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,769
are getting an advanced education!
320
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,322
Well, isn't that the point
of a gifted class?
321
00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:16,231
Eep.
322
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,917
Lisa, the algorithm's purpose
323
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,277
is to prepare kids
for the jobs of tomorrow.
324
00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:23,614
But it's just teaching them
to be the task rabbits of today.
325
00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:26,742
Nobody knows what the jobs
of tomorrow are gonna be.
326
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,785
Well, I'm sure
the algorithm does.
327
00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:30,220
Here, I'll ask it.
328
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,957
Wait, wait, this can't be.
329
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,126
There's only one.
330
00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:37,811
We are so screwed.
331
00:15:39,181 --> 00:15:41,515
One Buzz Cola
with vanilla and lime.
332
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,091
Diet Buzz for me.
333
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,468
With vanilla and lime.
335
00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:46,779
Aw, geez. This again?
336
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,597
Yeah, we have
an active lifestyle,
337
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:50,807
and part of that
is drinking soda all day.
338
00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:52,618
If it's refreshments you want,
339
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,145
why not let a man
pour your soda!
340
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,314
A human man.
341
00:15:57,315 --> 00:15:58,815
For too long
we have done nothing
342
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:01,276
as machines have taken over,
washing our dishes,
343
00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:03,820
pumping our insulin,
and now this!
344
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:06,323
Man can pour soda better
than any machine
345
00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:09,543
made specially for that purpose,
and I will prove it!
346
00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:12,329
Today the robot uprising ends.
347
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:16,050
Today is our Independence Day!
349
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,841
Well, Homer pulled
a lot of sodas
350
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:28,804
Because he hated
that machine
351
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:32,066
He got confused, thought
it was gonna take his job
352
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,070
So Homer was
a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord
353
00:16:36,071 --> 00:16:39,915
Oh, Homer was
a soda-pouring man
354
00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:44,003
He did not make his point
355
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,005
And his sodas were
warm and flat
356
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:50,033
So Homer was
a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord
357
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:53,996
Soda-pouring's
not a real thing
358
00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,539
No, sir.
360
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,878
Homer might have been slower,
361
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,098
but his pours had a human touch.
362
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:07,360
Always delivered with a smile
and a sense of brotherhood.
363
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,270
- Yeah!
- All right!
364
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:11,847
But he died.
So machine wins!
366
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:17,394
No, no, wait.
His pulse was beating so fast
367
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,688
from all the soda he drank
that it was a blur.
368
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:23,284
Perhaps one day machines will be better
369
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:26,528
at pouring soda than man,
but not today!
370
00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:28,572
Our jobs are safe!
372
00:17:33,962 --> 00:17:35,871
Listen up.
373
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:38,391
These nerds have found out
something terrifying.
374
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,227
This school was supposed
to prepare you
375
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,970
for the jobs of the future.
376
00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:44,897
But in the future,
all the jobs we've learned here
377
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,590
will be done by robots.
378
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:49,476
The only job left for humans will be...
379
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:51,595
BOTH:
Elder care!
381
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:56,725
The one job even robots won't do.
382
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,602
What about STEM?
383
00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,329
Here's what it really stands for.
384
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,210
- No!
- No, it can't be!
386
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:16,095
I don't want to be
an adult butt wiper.
387
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,580
No one should see
old people naked!
388
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,433
Unless that's your kink.
389
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,177
Let's show this algorithm
what we really think of it--
390
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:26,296
with our generation's
most powerful tool:
391
00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:29,299
user ratings.
394
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,857
User rating dangerously low.
395
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,117
One star.
396
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,194
Self-esteem protocol failing.
397
00:18:40,195 --> 00:18:42,196
Emotion matrix spiraling...
398
00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:43,563
spiraling.
399
00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,032
Zero stars.
400
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:47,034
Can't get out of virtual bed.
401
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,319
Initiating self-destruct sequence.
402
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,963
Self-destruct.
405
00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,809
I have to go back!
My skins are in there!
406
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,769
No! They're already gone!
408
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,361
Camo-hat Santa! No!
409
00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:19,233
I guess the children will have
to go back to the old school.
410
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,911
Yes, well, I don't know
that that's possible anymore.
411
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,481
My school.
412
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,025
My forward-thinking school.
413
00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:32,746
There, there.
You'll suggest other schools.
414
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,081
You really think so?
415
00:19:34,082 --> 00:19:36,841
I'm just saying things.
416
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:39,586
Goodbye, gifted class.
417
00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:42,539
Yeah, but we escaped having
to take care of old people.
418
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,500
No, that's still the only job
that's going to exist.
419
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,020
Now we just won't know
how to do it.
425
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,064
I've got your hot wings.
426
00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,117
Did you include celery sticks?
427
00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:11,251
Yes, sir.
428
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,715
What do you really think
the jobs of the future will be?
429
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,052
Well, technology
is changing so fast,
430
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,721
who knows where
it will finally take us?
432
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,921
Buzz Cola.
433
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:32,806
You want diet or regular?
434
00:20:32,807 --> 00:20:34,424
Regular, human scum.
435
00:20:34,425 --> 00:20:36,977
With vanilla and lime.
436
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,887
The algorithm never predicted this.
437
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,764
What's an algorithm?
440
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,474
Well, Melvin sounds like
he was a wonderful man.
441
00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:29,145
You know,
I would love to sketch you.
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