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They say, if you wanna
tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid, my dad
traded me for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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- Daddy!
- ...I kept coming back.
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters of St.
Bernadette's taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered, I did good.
I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
Had my heart broken once or twice.
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Finding love, it's not easy.
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So I threw myself into my work,
became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard. Like out
of a plane without a parachute,
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right in your dumb
fucking face kinda hard.
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I lost all sense of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
"there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
I was the brains behind some of
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Mr. J's greatest stunts.
Not that he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was
super broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy. But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi. Hello, nice baby.
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- Here's the thing about new love...
- I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken a whip from the
pivot, catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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- What?
- I said...
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Sit your skinny ass down,
you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without
a little drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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- That was my driver.
- Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful. Especially
since I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and his obsessive-compulsive
need to be the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn.
And do give the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
told people about the breakup.
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- But you don't understand.
- Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him give you shit, okay?
You have to stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please. I give it a few days
before they're back together.
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Even when I did try and tell
people, they didn't believe me.
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Come on. She told me they're
really broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell. That's why she's
still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running right back into
his arms the minute he snaps his fingers.
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If not him, the next closest
alpha male with a pulse.
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Some people just aren't
born to stand on their own.
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- Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
some way to show the world
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that I'd cut ties with Mr. J
for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the
Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic
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industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
I have all my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck?
Hey! Hey! Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure I needed.
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A fresh start.
A chance to be my own woman.
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But I wasn't the only dame
in Gotham looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
so I'll start where I fucking want.
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- Meet the cop.
- I got 50 says it was turf war.
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- Not him.
- Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
she's always saying cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics check for a bullet
in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago, she broke
a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the time
took all the credit.
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So while he made captain, she got stuck
at detective level with this idiot.
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- Okay, you think one guy got all four?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying, we got four
dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry.
Go ahead and work. Go ahead.
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The shooter got close
before drawing. Six rounds.
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- Two for each of these three.
- Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.
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- Look at this. Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow through his throat...
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She wanted him to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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- And he's got a new assassin.
- Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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Detective.
Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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- Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.
- What?
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This was their spot. She just publicly
updated her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn that a lot of
people in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of that list
is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced my hand here.
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack job with the penchant
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
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aka Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me dead
hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon, American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents,
okay? I promise.
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That's all the money I got
in the world, and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that his cheese slices
are always six months out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal. No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had been six short hours
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've dared
come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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- Ooh!
- Freeze!
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And what's worse? Every person
I ever wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out
I wronged a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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- And then...
- We're gonna get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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for me to see that
the target on my back
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was bigger than I thought.
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Freeze!
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With the walls
closing in around me,
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I made a carefully calculated,
highly strategic move.
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Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
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That felt pretty great.
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Sorry for busting in on you like that,
but thanks for the shortcut.
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- See ya. Oh!
- There she is.
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- Harley Quinn.
- Yeah?
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- I've waited a long time for this.
- You have?
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Oh... I haven't had breakfast yet.
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- What did I do to you?
- Are you serious?
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Look at my face.
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Look at my face!
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Oh...
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- That wasn't me.
- But you dared him to do it.
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Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
to do a lot of things, okay?
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- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
- I know.
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That means there's
no one here to stop me.
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- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
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Ooh. A penny.
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They're shooting arrows now?
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Ah, crap. Him, too?
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Parley?
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Fuck, Montoya, you smell
like a dead rat's asshole.
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- Not today, Simpson.
- Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
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Respect your elders.
I mean, your elderly.
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You're only a few years younger than me,
and you're still behind that desk.
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You wanna go there?
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Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
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Cassandra Cain,
back already?
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Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
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What? No comeback?
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You all right?
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You smell like shit.
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Yo, Simpson.
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Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
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These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
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The Sionis family name is on half
the museums and schools in Gotham.
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And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
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Montoya's day is going
almost as badly as mine.
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Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
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That's him. He had four people
killed alone last night.
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00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:53,958
If Sionis is such a mastermind, how'd he
get fired from his own fucking company?
245
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:56,968
The Janus Corporation
is his father's company, thank you.
246
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,062
And by the way,
they cut him off.
247
00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:01,958
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
248
00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:05,010
To make matters worse, the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
249
00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:07,552
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
250
00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:09,970
There's a shipment coming in.
251
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,010
- Drugs?
- A diamond.
252
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,241
Wow, Montoya. Should we call
the Feds for backup?
253
00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,542
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
254
00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,906
His driver. He said that Roman
couldn't stop talking about this thing.
255
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,010
And he said that he overheard
something about laser-encoding.
256
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:26,062
Now, I did some research.
I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
257
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,999
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
258
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:32,853
Quick history lesson. Fifteen years
ago, one of the wealthiest
259
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,041
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
260
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:37,947
It was a power grab,
but the real target
261
00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:42,231
was the Bertinellis' super-secret
offshore bank accounts,
262
00:19:42,236 --> 00:19:45,372
the details of which were said
to be encoded in the atomic structure
263
00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:49,874
of a 30-carat diamond.
The rock was lost.
264
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,947
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
265
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:57,542
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis
is trying to get his hands on it.
266
00:19:57,975 --> 00:20:01,051
That's what makes him so dangerous.
He's already building an army.
267
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:04,031
If he gets the diamond, he'll
have all the money and connections
268
00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:08,885
to bribe every single judge and cop
he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
269
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:13,552
- You said you had someone on the inside?
- Yes. He's...
270
00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:17,864
- He's no longer there, but...
- So basically, you have nothing.
271
00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:19,937
You are trying to go after
272
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,895
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
273
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:24,926
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
274
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:28,926
Well, you know, the DA's office
is building a case against him, too.
275
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:32,041
- Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
- If the DA is willing to throw himself
276
00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:36,020
- out in front of this, it's fine with me.
- Captain, no.
277
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,552
Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible
connection to Sionis, all right?
278
00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:42,895
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
279
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,989
This is my case, okay? I've been
working on this for six months.
280
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:50,386
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
281
00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,965
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
282
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,875
Look, I'm sorry about
that, but I...
283
00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:01,937
That is my job you are fucking with.
What is wrong with you, Renee?
284
00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:04,506
- Me? He gave my case away.
- Oh, poor Renee.
285
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,875
Why don't you pour yourself
a drink? It's almost noon.
286
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,955
Wow.
287
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,875
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
288
00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:16,885
Why the fuck haven't you been picking
up your phone? We've got a situation.
289
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:19,864
- What... What situation?
- You didn't hear this from me,
290
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,927
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
291
00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:24,020
She's got the diamond, and
trust me, Roman will kill her.
292
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,968
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
- This kid.
293
00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:30,000
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
294
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,459
Holy fuck.
295
00:21:42,975 --> 00:21:45,072
- Can I help you?
- Why, yes. Yes, you can.
296
00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:48,323
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
297
00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:51,542
And what terrible crime is that?
298
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,996
This one.
299
00:22:12,142 --> 00:22:14,344
Hi, boys.
300
00:22:18,996 --> 00:22:20,996
Meeting's over.
301
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:21,334
Run, piggy, run.
302
00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:31,027
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
303
00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:36,895
Hold up, hold up. I'm telling
this all wrong. Let's rewind.
304
00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:39,968
For you to understand why me,
the cop, and that dame on the toilet...
305
00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:41,041
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
306
00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:43,979
...are all looking for
this Cain character.
307
00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:46,480
I gotta take you back
a few days,
308
00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:50,438
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
309
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:58,355
This is a man's world
310
00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:05,521
This is a man's world...
311
00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:09,521
- This is Dinah Lance.
- But it would be nothing
312
00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:14,521
- But she prefers Black Canary.
- Nothing...
313
00:24:14,608 --> 00:24:18,895
- She's got a killer voice.
- Without a woman or a girl...
314
00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:21,031
But there was some other shit
going down that night.
315
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,916
...short notice like this.
316
00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:25,020
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
317
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:29,511
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
318
00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:33,052
The Golden Lions can't just
wander into Gotham National Bank.
319
00:24:33,132 --> 00:24:37,521
I can.
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
320
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:40,875
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
321
00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:43,968
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
322
00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:47,020
I'm building something special.
323
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,916
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
324
00:24:49,996 --> 00:24:52,989
But with all due respect,
325
00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:55,459
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
326
00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:58,968
Fuck family. All due respect,
but fuck that.
327
00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:02,937
Family's a fucking illusion. You know
what my family gave me? Nothing.
328
00:25:03,017 --> 00:25:06,041
I know what everyone says.
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
329
00:25:06,121 --> 00:25:08,542
"He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
330
00:25:08,934 --> 00:25:10,875
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
331
00:25:10,955 --> 00:25:13,490
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
332
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:17,542
But look at me now.
333
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:21,989
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
I'm about to own this city.
334
00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:25,958
Not just the East End.
I am thinking big, baby.
335
00:25:26,038 --> 00:25:30,979
And I want you there with me.
We could make our own family.
336
00:25:31,059 --> 00:25:33,885
Mr. Sionis,
the Golden Lions have operated
337
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,965
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
338
00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,520
We have no need
of your protection.
339
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,468
He's gonna regret that.
340
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:53,061
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
341
00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:54,988
Run it by
that beautiful wife of yours,
342
00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:57,874
and I'll come see you at
the docks, day after tomorrow.
343
00:25:57,954 --> 00:25:59,954
Okay?
344
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:10,051
This is a man's world
345
00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:12,853
It would be nothing
346
00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:14,933
Without a woman or a girl...
347
00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:18,894
Who's having a good time?
You are.
348
00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:21,894
- Lost in the wilderness...
- Food is good?
349
00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:24,999
- Do you need any more cocktails?
- Lost in the bitterness...
350
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:29,468
- Your good health.
- He's lost in the loneliness...
351
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,926
He's lost
352
00:26:33,006 --> 00:26:36,479
This is a man's world
353
00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:39,551
It wouldn't be nothing
354
00:26:48,995 --> 00:26:53,322
Without a woman or a girl
355
00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:57,988
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
356
00:26:58,068 --> 00:27:00,988
- Come on!
- He calls her his little bird,
357
00:27:01,068 --> 00:27:05,395
and he's got her wrapped
right around his fancy little finger.
358
00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:13,089
- Here you go, Canary.
- Thank you.
359
00:27:13,953 --> 00:27:16,510
How do you spell "mercenary"?
360
00:27:17,089 --> 00:27:19,322
Merceninny...
361
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,006
Merceran?
362
00:27:27,985 --> 00:27:30,040
Singer lady woman!
363
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,978
You're really, really good.
364
00:27:33,058 --> 00:27:35,058
Yeah.
365
00:27:40,078 --> 00:27:42,551
Know what a harlequin is?
366
00:27:44,943 --> 00:27:47,071
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
367
00:27:47,151 --> 00:27:49,030
Oof!
368
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:51,353
Ouch!
369
00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:57,333
A harlequin's role
370
00:27:58,026 --> 00:28:00,374
is to serve.
371
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,884
An audience.
372
00:28:02,964 --> 00:28:05,343
A master.
373
00:28:07,151 --> 00:28:11,322
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
374
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:17,551
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
375
00:28:26,131 --> 00:28:30,099
Yeah, I don't know who you think
I am, lady, but I'm not her.
376
00:28:32,047 --> 00:28:34,406
Puddin' and I broke up.
377
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,343
I haven't told that to anyone.
378
00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:47,019
Yeah.
379
00:28:47,099 --> 00:28:49,426
For good this time.
380
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,520
And for the first time
in a long time,
381
00:28:55,953 --> 00:28:58,374
I'm all on my lonesome.
382
00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,912
It's great.
383
00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:09,468
Welcome to the club.
384
00:29:10,141 --> 00:29:12,019
Thanks.
385
00:29:12,099 --> 00:29:16,030
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
386
00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:17,988
- Yes!
- Yeah?
387
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:19,873
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
388
00:29:19,953 --> 00:29:22,416
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
389
00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:27,047
Hey.
390
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,520
We're all good here.
391
00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:53,998
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
392
00:29:54,078 --> 00:29:56,343
No.
393
00:29:57,943 --> 00:30:00,009
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
394
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,946
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
395
00:30:03,026 --> 00:30:05,946
- Are we getting breakfast?
- Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
396
00:30:06,026 --> 00:30:08,884
This is my friend.
I told you all about...
397
00:30:08,964 --> 00:30:12,468
- Hey, get the door, man. There we go.
- Wait.
398
00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:15,853
- Isn't that Joker's girl?
- Not anymore.
399
00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:18,946
- Got room for one more?
- Hey.
400
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,026
Huh?
401
00:30:23,078 --> 00:30:26,458
I don't need your help.
I got this.
402
00:30:27,006 --> 00:30:29,416
You got this?
You sure about that?
403
00:30:29,943 --> 00:30:31,943
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
404
00:30:34,974 --> 00:30:37,333
Uh...
405
00:30:46,985 --> 00:30:48,985
You got this!
406
00:30:49,922 --> 00:30:52,385
You motherfucker!
407
00:30:53,995 --> 00:30:55,995
Whoo!
408
00:30:58,964 --> 00:31:01,510
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
409
00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:05,030
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
410
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,855
All these years,
I thought she was just a pretty face
411
00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:10,324
and a fine set of lungs.
412
00:31:11,026 --> 00:31:12,946
Ooh.
413
00:31:13,026 --> 00:31:17,489
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
414
00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:27,447
That's my little bird.
415
00:31:30,047 --> 00:31:33,520
Don't touch
what you can't afford, mister.
416
00:31:33,964 --> 00:31:35,964
Shut up.
417
00:31:36,953 --> 00:31:39,458
Oh, songbird.
418
00:31:40,026 --> 00:31:42,395
You drive
as good as you fight?
419
00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:47,915
- Who's asking?
- The boss.
420
00:31:47,995 --> 00:31:49,995
You're getting promoted.
421
00:31:52,151 --> 00:31:54,935
- You're his new driver.
- Huh. Thanks,
422
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,946
but I think I'm good
with the singing gig.
423
00:31:58,026 --> 00:32:00,385
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
424
00:32:01,058 --> 00:32:05,061
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
425
00:32:05,141 --> 00:32:07,957
So, that's how Canary
got herself a job
426
00:32:08,037 --> 00:32:10,520
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
427
00:32:11,089 --> 00:32:14,040
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
428
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,406
without the help of yours truly.
429
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,110
Morning.
430
00:32:36,477 --> 00:32:40,426
- You're the one who wanted the kid!
- I never wanted her!
431
00:32:42,131 --> 00:32:44,426
Let me guess. Parents?
432
00:32:44,995 --> 00:32:47,987
- Foster parents.
- Right.
433
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,018
Sorry, kid.
434
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,529
Sorry about your face.
435
00:32:53,036 --> 00:32:55,862
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
436
00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:59,404
You should've seen
the other guy.
437
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,008
Uh...
438
00:33:03,088 --> 00:33:05,862
I want that kid out
of my fucking house!
439
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:08,425
You know, kid, not every day
is gonna be like this.
440
00:33:09,036 --> 00:33:11,425
You just gotta hang in there.
441
00:33:17,077 --> 00:33:19,342
Get something to eat.
442
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:23,415
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
443
00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:34,015
Don't talk to me like that.
444
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,872
Canary spends the next week
445
00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:41,488
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
446
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,018
Ew. Okay.
447
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:55,060
What she didn't know is that
driving Mr. Face-peely-pants
448
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,914
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
449
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,467
of my favorite little piggy.
450
00:34:01,036 --> 00:34:03,862
- Dinah Lance?
- Who the hell are you?
451
00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:07,404
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
452
00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:13,457
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
453
00:34:13,911 --> 00:34:14,987
Oh, really?
454
00:34:15,067 --> 00:34:19,425
He told me that there was a
shipment coming in. A diamond.
455
00:34:19,911 --> 00:34:21,911
A very special diamond.
456
00:34:23,015 --> 00:34:26,394
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
457
00:34:28,015 --> 00:34:30,015
Do you know
who you're working for?
458
00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:33,956
Damn right, I do. He's the man who
gave me a job. Took me off the streets.
459
00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:36,914
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
460
00:34:36,994 --> 00:34:39,872
A criminal. A murderer.
461
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:42,973
What would your mother think of you
working for a guy like that, huh?
462
00:34:43,088 --> 00:34:47,060
You have the same power she had. Don't
you think she would want you to use it?
463
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,039
The hell do you know
about my mother?
464
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:52,070
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
465
00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:54,529
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
466
00:34:55,046 --> 00:34:57,049
She was a damn good woman.
467
00:34:57,129 --> 00:35:01,311
The kind of woman who put
everyone else's lives before her own.
468
00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:04,018
And when she was found
dead in the street,
469
00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:07,519
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
470
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:12,049
Now you wanna come and knock on
my door and ask me to help you out
471
00:35:12,129 --> 00:35:14,509
and make
the same mistake she did?
472
00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:19,404
Yeah. Good luck with that.
473
00:35:20,129 --> 00:35:24,498
That's fair enough.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
474
00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:27,952
For the record,
475
00:35:28,088 --> 00:35:31,550
that would never happen
on my watch.
476
00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:36,530
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
477
00:35:36,994 --> 00:35:39,509
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
478
00:35:39,901 --> 00:35:42,332
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
479
00:35:43,036 --> 00:35:46,925
It sure did, boss.
It sure fucking did.
480
00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:49,478
Crossbow Killer
481
00:35:50,098 --> 00:35:54,039
struck again last night.
Rossi and four of his guys.
482
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,039
People don't kill people I own
without my permission.
483
00:35:57,119 --> 00:35:59,039
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
484
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:00,946
- You know that!
- I know it.
485
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,977
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
486
00:36:04,057 --> 00:36:06,498
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
487
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,039
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
488
00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:10,998
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
489
00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:13,904
We're just finishing up a
little business. Look around.
490
00:36:13,984 --> 00:36:15,935
- You're late.
- It's fine.
491
00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:17,925
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
492
00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:20,363
No. Isn't this stunning?
493
00:36:21,911 --> 00:36:24,550
That is a Chokwe mask.
494
00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:27,956
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
495
00:36:28,036 --> 00:36:29,998
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
496
00:36:30,078 --> 00:36:32,831
I've never been.
I've heard it's beautiful.
497
00:36:32,911 --> 00:36:38,039
It's dirty. Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
498
00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:41,852
Shuar of Ecuador. They're
amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
499
00:36:41,932 --> 00:36:43,873
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
500
00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:47,914
They boil the heads of their enemies
and they make these little fellas.
501
00:36:47,994 --> 00:36:49,883
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
502
00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:52,956
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
503
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,945
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
504
00:36:55,025 --> 00:36:56,893
And now he's just an ornament
in my living room.
505
00:36:56,973 --> 00:36:58,945
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
506
00:36:59,025 --> 00:37:00,893
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
507
00:37:00,973 --> 00:37:03,070
As you can see, they have
all the acupuncture points.
508
00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:06,550
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
509
00:37:06,942 --> 00:37:09,883
Ace Chemicals
got blown sky high last night.
510
00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:13,373
All right, all right, let's find
the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
511
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:16,987
- Is he an acupuncture model, too?
- He is not an acupuncture model.
512
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:20,060
This is a statue of me. It was made
by a very famous Gotham artist...
513
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,457
Harley Quinn did it.
514
00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:25,530
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
515
00:37:26,046 --> 00:37:28,046
They split.
516
00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:30,478
What's wrong with you, Victor?
517
00:37:31,036 --> 00:37:33,998
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
518
00:37:34,078 --> 00:37:36,550
This is spectacular news!
519
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,530
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
520
00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:42,977
Have the boys go find her. Round her up,
bring her back. I want her.
521
00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:44,987
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
522
00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:47,530
Something super-duper
important, okay?
523
00:37:47,554 --> 00:37:49,790
- I'll go with you.
- Yeah, go with Victor.
524
00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:52,050
- It's just a pickup.
- No, he's harmless.
525
00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:54,478
Do as you're told. Go.
526
00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,998
- All right. We can go.
- I'll take that.
527
00:38:12,078 --> 00:38:15,953
- Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.
- Go get your car.
528
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,050
That rock. That rock's
about to become the key
529
00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:25,394
to whether or not I live to
enjoy my newfound independence.
530
00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:31,883
- Get off me.
- What the hell are you doing here?
531
00:38:31,963 --> 00:38:35,369
You're not the only one who makes
money off of dumb, rich, white people.
532
00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:38,925
Well, you know what? One day you're
gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
533
00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:41,436
Okay. Whatever.
534
00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:46,425
Dumb-ass kids.
535
00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:50,353
Excuse me. Sorry.
536
00:38:59,984 --> 00:39:03,446
- I really like your earrings.
- Why, thank you.
537
00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:07,321
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
538
00:39:09,109 --> 00:39:12,998
- Get off of me!
- That little girl took my watch.
539
00:39:13,078 --> 00:39:15,394
I didn't do nothing.
540
00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:20,925
Where the fuck's the diamond?
I just fucking had it.
541
00:39:21,005 --> 00:39:23,005
Cass!
542
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:25,862
Wait!
543
00:39:25,942 --> 00:39:27,942
Wait, wait!
544
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,904
Halt!
545
00:39:29,984 --> 00:39:31,984
Fuck!
546
00:39:51,109 --> 00:39:56,018
In the storytelling business,
this dummy swallowing that diamond
547
00:39:56,098 --> 00:39:59,086
is called a complication.
548
00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:04,320
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
549
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,920
Parley?
550
00:40:11,014 --> 00:40:13,997
- We lost the diamond.
- What?
551
00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:15,965
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
552
00:40:16,045 --> 00:40:18,477
We never even
got our hands on it.
553
00:40:19,931 --> 00:40:21,861
Ow!
554
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,913
Help!
555
00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:27,114
Get out! Get out of here!
You, too! Go!
556
00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:30,477
With your fucking sage
stinking my place up. Fuck off!
557
00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:33,069
- Here she is.
- She's a child!
558
00:40:33,149 --> 00:40:35,882
- She's just a kid.
- She's... What?
559
00:40:35,962 --> 00:40:37,986
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
560
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:41,007
Fuck off! Get out.
Fucking out!
561
00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:44,840
Fuck! These are my things.
This diamond is my things.
562
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,944
My things! Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
563
00:40:48,024 --> 00:40:49,861
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
564
00:40:49,941 --> 00:40:51,941
Why?
565
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:56,976
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
I promise.
566
00:40:57,056 --> 00:41:02,404
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
567
00:41:03,118 --> 00:41:05,477
Blow off a little steam.
568
00:41:05,993 --> 00:41:08,549
Yeah, I have wanted to do that
for quite some time.
569
00:41:10,139 --> 00:41:13,435
Okay. I'll go get changed.
570
00:41:28,129 --> 00:41:30,414
Shit, Cass.
571
00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:38,518
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
572
00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,944
We're working on it.
573
00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:44,310
Now, let's go have a little fun.
574
00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:53,069
Harleen Quinzel.
575
00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:55,149
Whoo!
576
00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:58,024
Hiya, Romy.
577
00:41:58,941 --> 00:42:00,996
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
578
00:42:01,076 --> 00:42:02,986
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
579
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:05,476
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
580
00:42:05,962 --> 00:42:08,871
Breaking his driver's legs. There's
that time I called it an "expresso."
581
00:42:08,951 --> 00:42:11,414
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
582
00:42:15,129 --> 00:42:17,996
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
583
00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:20,329
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
584
00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:24,059
You're gonna do that thing where you open
up a weird-ass case of torture devices
585
00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:28,028
while inexplicably detailing your
master plan and how I don't fit into it.
586
00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:31,038
- I'm building a better...
- Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
587
00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:34,338
You're building a criminal empire because
Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.
588
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,007
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
589
00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,996
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
590
00:42:38,076 --> 00:42:41,871
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
591
00:42:41,951 --> 00:42:43,892
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
592
00:42:43,972 --> 00:42:45,944
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
593
00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:49,089
Now you're gonna say that you
wanna kill me to set an example.
594
00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:52,459
- Christ, you're boring.
- I wanna kill you...
595
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:55,435
- Shit.
- ...because without the Joker around,
596
00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:58,951
I can.
597
00:43:01,097 --> 00:43:05,903
For all your noise and bluster,
you're just a silly little girl
598
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,642
with no one around
to protect her.
599
00:43:12,527 --> 00:43:14,228
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
600
00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,965
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
601
00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:19,861
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
Come on. There's gotta be something,
602
00:43:19,941 --> 00:43:21,941
something we can figure out.
Hey!
603
00:43:22,056 --> 00:43:24,059
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
604
00:43:24,139 --> 00:43:28,004
You lost something.
I heard you say it. A diamond.
605
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:34,910
Yeah.
606
00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,049
I can help you find it.
607
00:43:37,129 --> 00:43:40,518
Seriously. Look in my pocket.
608
00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,910
Other pocket.
609
00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,965
I'm starting up
my own business.
610
00:43:56,045 --> 00:43:58,045
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
611
00:44:02,004 --> 00:44:04,424
I know the East End
better than anybody.
612
00:44:05,035 --> 00:44:07,965
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
613
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:11,840
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
614
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,955
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
615
00:44:14,035 --> 00:44:16,017
If you let me go,
616
00:44:16,097 --> 00:44:20,017
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
617
00:44:20,097 --> 00:44:22,518
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
618
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,459
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
619
00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:26,955
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
620
00:44:27,035 --> 00:44:29,035
You're so tiresome!
621
00:44:30,024 --> 00:44:35,017
If you want my mercy, shut that hole
in the middle of your face and listen.
622
00:44:35,097 --> 00:44:38,383
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
623
00:44:44,004 --> 00:44:48,903
A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental
624
00:44:48,983 --> 00:44:52,539
But diamonds are
a girl's best friend
625
00:44:53,931 --> 00:44:56,059
A kiss may be grand
626
00:44:56,139 --> 00:45:00,518
But it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat
627
00:45:00,910 --> 00:45:03,529
Or help you at the automat
628
00:45:05,993 --> 00:45:07,913
Diamonds
629
00:45:07,993 --> 00:45:08,934
I will be waiting.
630
00:45:09,014 --> 00:45:09,965
Diamonds
631
00:45:10,045 --> 00:45:11,007
Diamonds
632
00:45:11,087 --> 00:45:12,924
The diamond.
633
00:45:13,004 --> 00:45:13,996
Diamonds
634
00:45:14,076 --> 00:45:16,069
Romy, Roman.
635
00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:18,393
I will be waiting.
636
00:45:19,962 --> 00:45:21,017
But diamonds
637
00:45:21,097 --> 00:45:24,383
Diamonds are a girl's best
638
00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:30,404
I'll give you till midnight.
639
00:45:31,066 --> 00:45:34,038
And then I'm gonna peel off
that pretty face
640
00:45:34,118 --> 00:45:36,445
and pickle it.
641
00:45:36,972 --> 00:45:38,972
Okay?
642
00:45:41,056 --> 00:45:44,059
Call me old-fashioned,
but I always thought the guy
643
00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:46,456
was meant to
get the girl a diamond.
644
00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:54,038
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
645
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,059
Let's make it half a mil.
646
00:45:56,139 --> 00:45:58,871
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
647
00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:01,549
Send it to
every mercenary in Gotham.
648
00:46:02,024 --> 00:46:03,986
Oh, hey, you're that singer
no one listens to.
649
00:46:04,066 --> 00:46:06,518
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
650
00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:26,944
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
651
00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:29,903
We've got a situation.
This kid, she's got the diamond.
652
00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:31,892
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
653
00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:33,972
Holy fuck.
654
00:46:36,941 --> 00:46:38,830
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
655
00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:40,910
Okay. Now we're good.
656
00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:46,045
Cell seven.
657
00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,549
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
658
00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:57,066
Hey, I know that guy.
659
00:47:15,128 --> 00:47:17,995
Access denied. Access denied.
660
00:47:18,075 --> 00:47:20,455
Access denied. Access denied.
661
00:47:21,117 --> 00:47:22,933
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
662
00:47:23,013 --> 00:47:26,350
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
663
00:47:29,023 --> 00:47:31,361
Hmm. Perfect.
664
00:47:46,075 --> 00:47:49,037
- Hold up, hold up. Remember me?
- She stole my car!
665
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:50,891
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
666
00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:52,839
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
667
00:47:52,919 --> 00:47:54,860
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
668
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,870
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
669
00:47:56,950 --> 00:47:59,891
- Yeah, sorry about that.
- You're dead!
670
00:47:59,971 --> 00:48:02,943
- I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
- Hey, kid.
671
00:48:03,023 --> 00:48:05,058
- You're that psycho from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
672
00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:07,908
- Are you Cassandra Cain?
- Yeah.
673
00:48:20,034 --> 00:48:22,034
I need to know where...
674
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:35,961
- Hold, please.
- Harley...
675
00:49:56,013 --> 00:49:58,013
Hmm.
676
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:03,330
I got you, you little shit.
677
00:50:04,075 --> 00:50:06,075
Who are you guys?
678
00:50:06,992 --> 00:50:08,992
Go, go, go.
679
00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:13,075
Keep the kid alive.
680
00:51:11,013 --> 00:51:13,013
Mmm!
681
00:52:14,044 --> 00:52:16,044
A little help.
682
00:52:22,044 --> 00:52:24,044
Mmm...
683
00:52:34,013 --> 00:52:36,361
Does she have to keep running?
684
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:07,548
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
685
00:53:09,971 --> 00:53:11,985
- You!
- You!
686
00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:14,361
Step away from the kid.
687
00:53:15,013 --> 00:53:18,829
- Drop it.
- The phone?
688
00:53:18,909 --> 00:53:20,909
Sure.
689
00:53:33,992 --> 00:53:35,992
Mmm.
690
00:53:54,909 --> 00:53:56,829
Whoa.
691
00:53:56,909 --> 00:54:00,382
Oh, good. You're awake.
Toss that for me, will ya?
692
00:54:13,107 --> 00:54:15,891
What the fuck?
693
00:54:15,971 --> 00:54:17,870
Who did I just blow up?
694
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,891
Either someone
who wants me dead,
695
00:54:19,971 --> 00:54:23,339
or someone looking to collect the
half-million dollar reward on your head.
696
00:54:23,908 --> 00:54:26,848
- Half a million dollars?
- Yeah.
697
00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:29,433
Do I look like I'm
worth half a million dollars?
698
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,838
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
699
00:54:31,918 --> 00:54:35,057
- Now, uncuff me.
- Oh, sure.
700
00:54:35,137 --> 00:54:38,970
- As soon as you give me the diamond.
- What diamond?
701
00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:46,991
Fuck you!
702
00:54:47,991 --> 00:54:49,991
Look at me.
703
00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:55,880
What? I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
704
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,963
The inflection in your voice,
the way you can't hold eye contact,
705
00:54:58,043 --> 00:54:59,859
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
706
00:54:59,939 --> 00:55:03,869
all suggest that you do. Now, you
can give it to me, or I can give you
707
00:55:03,949 --> 00:55:07,067
to the man that diamond belongs to. But
trust me when I say, you're not gonna like
708
00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:09,308
what he's gonna do to ya.
709
00:55:09,908 --> 00:55:12,433
Now, hand it over.
710
00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:15,433
Yeah, not gonna happen.
711
00:55:16,928 --> 00:55:19,026
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
712
00:55:19,106 --> 00:55:21,674
- One more time.
- I can't give it to you.
713
00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:24,516
- Why not?
- Because I ate it, okay?
714
00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:33,928
Yes.
715
00:55:34,012 --> 00:55:36,405
What are we even doing here?
716
00:55:36,423 --> 00:55:39,308
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
717
00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:41,949
This way,
718
00:55:42,137 --> 00:55:44,401
or this way.
719
00:55:46,074 --> 00:55:49,918
That's what I thought.
Also, I'm outta groceries.
720
00:55:52,991 --> 00:55:56,318
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
721
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,584
Hey, where did you get...
722
00:55:58,646 --> 00:56:00,847
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
723
00:56:00,939 --> 00:56:02,828
you haven't even
thought about my left...
724
00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,308
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
725
00:56:09,064 --> 00:56:11,422
I'll have to learn that one.
726
00:56:12,053 --> 00:56:13,911
Can we get this?
727
00:56:13,991 --> 00:56:16,036
You're not gonna try
to run, are you?
728
00:56:16,116 --> 00:56:18,547
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
729
00:56:18,939 --> 00:56:21,921
I figure I'm better off with the person
who's not gonna cut me open.
730
00:56:22,001 --> 00:56:24,890
Fine. But if you try to run,
I will kill you.
731
00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:27,412
I do not care
that you're a kid.
732
00:56:29,991 --> 00:56:31,991
I saw that.
733
00:56:32,085 --> 00:56:34,984
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
734
00:56:35,064 --> 00:56:38,537
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
735
00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:42,046
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
736
00:56:42,126 --> 00:56:46,859
How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
Woman to woman.
737
00:56:46,939 --> 00:56:50,890
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
738
00:56:50,970 --> 00:56:52,901
I mean, how do I be like you?
739
00:56:52,981 --> 00:56:56,526
Well, except for the crazy
part. But other than that.
740
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,984
Number one, no one is like me.
741
00:57:00,064 --> 00:57:03,036
If you wanted to even come close,
you would have to go to medical school.
742
00:57:03,116 --> 00:57:07,911
Become a psychiatrist, work in an
asylum. Fall in love with your patient,
743
00:57:07,991 --> 00:57:10,973
break said patient out of said asylum.
Begin a life of crime.
744
00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:13,057
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
745
00:57:13,137 --> 00:57:15,015
Get arrested by the Batman.
746
00:57:15,095 --> 00:57:16,942
Go back to jail, get out of
jail with a bomb on your neck.
747
00:57:17,022 --> 00:57:18,838
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
748
00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:20,973
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
749
00:57:21,053 --> 00:57:23,360
and going out on your own.
750
00:57:25,918 --> 00:57:29,067
Number two...
Six bucks for tap water
751
00:57:29,147 --> 00:57:33,033
with a fucking cucumber stick in it?
That's crazy.
752
00:57:34,001 --> 00:57:36,401
I'm not shopping
at this store.
753
00:57:38,012 --> 00:57:42,067
I'm robbing this store.
Consider this your first lesson.
754
00:57:42,147 --> 00:57:45,318
Paying is for dummies.
755
00:57:51,033 --> 00:57:52,828
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
756
00:57:52,908 --> 00:57:54,908
Move it!
757
00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:01,918
Whoops. Ah...
758
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:06,464
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
759
00:58:09,022 --> 00:58:10,911
Lotus flower!
760
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:13,067
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
761
00:58:13,147 --> 00:58:15,859
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
762
00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:19,057
He knows everything and everyone. Nothing
happens around here, let me tell you,
763
00:58:19,137 --> 00:58:23,526
without Doc knowing about it.
And he happens to be the only person
764
00:58:24,053 --> 00:58:25,942
who actually cares about me.
765
00:58:26,022 --> 00:58:27,859
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
766
00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:31,036
She's been ordering #32
with extra chili for many years.
767
00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:34,869
Lesson number two,
you always want extra chili with #32.
768
00:58:34,949 --> 00:58:36,846
So you don't have
to taste his cooking.
769
00:58:36,871 --> 00:58:39,464
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
770
00:58:39,928 --> 00:58:44,328
- Everyone's looking for you. And you.
- We know.
771
00:58:44,408 --> 00:58:47,422
I'm telling you, if you want
boys to respect you,
772
00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:49,870
you have to show them
that you're serious.
773
00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,912
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
774
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:56,006
Nothing gets a guy's attention
like violence.
775
00:58:56,398 --> 00:58:58,370
Shut that door. Lock it.
776
00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:00,902
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
777
00:59:11,439 --> 00:59:14,547
This place... Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
778
00:59:14,627 --> 00:59:16,943
...is so fucking dope.
779
00:59:18,585 --> 00:59:21,526
Oh, shit. Is that
a hyena in a bathtub?
780
00:59:21,606 --> 00:59:24,964
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
781
00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:27,505
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
782
00:59:27,585 --> 00:59:32,027
Aren't you, my little baby?
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
783
00:59:32,418 --> 00:59:34,418
I love you.
784
00:59:35,543 --> 00:59:38,557
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
785
00:59:38,637 --> 00:59:43,808
Who, that? It's Cass.
786
00:59:45,595 --> 00:59:47,595
You're so pretty.
787
00:59:49,408 --> 00:59:51,408
Who's this?
788
00:59:51,491 --> 00:59:53,422
It's a beaver.
789
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,502
Hmm.
790
00:59:57,408 --> 01:00:01,829
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
791
01:00:03,460 --> 01:00:05,460
What's this?
792
01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,870
It's art. Don't touch.
793
01:00:13,502 --> 01:00:15,505
He your ex or something?
794
01:00:15,585 --> 01:00:17,881
You don't know who that is?
795
01:00:18,606 --> 01:00:20,359
The Joker.
796
01:00:20,439 --> 01:00:24,515
The Clown Prince of Crime?
My former partner in madness?
797
01:00:24,595 --> 01:00:27,370
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
798
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:31,870
- You've never heard of him?
- Well, sounds like a dick.
799
01:00:34,512 --> 01:00:36,512
Huh.
800
01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:47,533
Milk.
801
01:00:57,491 --> 01:01:01,370
I'm not going soft
or nothing, but I gotta admit,
802
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,902
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
803
01:01:14,502 --> 01:01:17,370
Give me a #32. Mild.
804
01:01:17,450 --> 01:01:19,839
Uh... Yeah, sure.
805
01:01:22,877 --> 01:01:27,651
{\an8}I've been told that you know all
the scum of this disgusting city.
806
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:30,624
{\an8}I need you to help me find someone.
807
01:01:35,532 --> 01:01:38,932
{\an8}I know everybody,
apparently, except for you.
808
01:01:40,511 --> 01:01:43,817
- Who are you?
- They call me...
809
01:01:45,490 --> 01:01:46,431
H...
810
01:01:46,511 --> 01:01:48,441
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
811
01:01:48,521 --> 01:01:50,521
I'll make it quick.
812
01:01:54,428 --> 01:01:59,421
Meet the daughter of the richest,
most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.
813
01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,015
Helena Bertinelli.
814
01:02:02,407 --> 01:02:04,901
Yep, that Bertinelli.
815
01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:10,036
One day, she comes home to find
her whole family in the living room.
816
01:02:10,428 --> 01:02:12,428
Momma.
817
01:02:13,511 --> 01:02:17,901
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
818
01:02:19,542 --> 01:02:22,525
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
819
01:02:22,605 --> 01:02:26,901
The guy making the play
for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
820
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,514
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
821
01:02:53,594 --> 01:02:58,379
the big softy sneaks her outta
there and hides her away in Sicily.
822
01:02:58,459 --> 01:03:02,403
Where she is raised by his own
father and brother.
823
01:03:02,484 --> 01:03:04,638
Both assassins.
824
01:03:11,438 --> 01:03:15,828
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
825
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,459
So, she starts training.
826
01:03:19,636 --> 01:03:22,410
When she was ready,
and by "ready" I mean
827
01:03:22,490 --> 01:03:29,483
a badass motherfucking killing
machine, she moves back to Gotham.
828
01:03:29,563 --> 01:03:31,563
Starts working
on that kill list.
829
01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:42,026
She has the murder stuff down,
but the rest?
830
01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,546
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
831
01:03:45,626 --> 01:03:47,626
Still a work in progress.
832
01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:53,327
- Do you know who I am?
- The Crossbow Killer.
833
01:03:53,407 --> 01:03:56,400
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer.
834
01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:00,535
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer?
835
01:04:00,615 --> 01:04:02,807
They call me...
836
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:09,369
- Huntress.
- She calls herself Huntress.
837
01:04:09,449 --> 01:04:11,932
Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.
838
01:04:12,438 --> 01:04:14,942
And who are you looking for?
839
01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:24,337
- Great club.
- Quinn got the girl.
840
01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:27,890
- And?
- And they disappeared.
841
01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,849
Fuck!
842
01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:34,574
Fuck!
843
01:04:40,574 --> 01:04:42,838
What is she laughing at?
844
01:04:44,438 --> 01:04:46,556
- Is she laughing at me?
- She is.
845
01:04:46,636 --> 01:04:49,004
No, she's not. She's...
846
01:04:49,009 --> 01:04:51,421
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
847
01:04:51,459 --> 01:04:55,535
- You gotta hear this. It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
848
01:04:55,615 --> 01:04:57,379
- Oh.
- Ooh.
849
01:04:57,459 --> 01:04:59,817
You're being a total kook.
850
01:05:00,553 --> 01:05:02,828
Get on the fucking table.
851
01:05:04,469 --> 01:05:07,046
This is my club. Get up now.
852
01:05:07,605 --> 01:05:09,828
- Okay.
- Now.
853
01:05:11,626 --> 01:05:13,817
Whoa.
854
01:05:15,521 --> 01:05:17,521
Now, dance.
855
01:05:22,594 --> 01:05:25,026
Dance. Dance, Erika!
856
01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:27,417
Okay.
857
01:05:34,438 --> 01:05:36,932
This dress is fucking hideous.
858
01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:40,490
Take it off.
859
01:05:41,501 --> 01:05:43,501
Take your dress off.
860
01:05:45,448 --> 01:05:47,838
Get up there
and fucking cut it off her.
861
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,473
Do it now!
862
01:05:50,553 --> 01:05:54,535
Take her fucking dress off.
Just rip it off her. Hurry up!
863
01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:59,504
- Hurry up! Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
864
01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:01,584
Do it.
865
01:06:04,448 --> 01:06:07,046
Yeah. Beautiful.
866
01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:25,036
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
867
01:06:27,511 --> 01:06:29,483
I was just gonna
go look for the girl.
868
01:06:29,563 --> 01:06:32,125
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to
stay here with me.
869
01:06:32,179 --> 01:06:34,828
I want you to stay here
with me close.
870
01:06:35,438 --> 01:06:37,921
You soothe me, little bird.
871
01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:54,525
Oh, good. You got it.
Did you trace the messages?
872
01:06:54,605 --> 01:06:57,389
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
873
01:06:57,469 --> 01:07:01,493
and then had it sent to my office.
Renee, what were you thinking?
874
01:07:01,573 --> 01:07:06,452
Roman is the one that put a price
on the kid's head. Okay? I had to.
875
01:07:06,532 --> 01:07:09,452
- I can't get into it right now...
- Renee, you need help.
876
01:07:09,532 --> 01:07:13,420
- What are you talking about?
- She's right.
877
01:07:14,469 --> 01:07:17,911
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
878
01:07:18,584 --> 01:07:20,400
What?
879
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,525
I'm sorry. Okay?
You gave me no choice.
880
01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:25,942
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
881
01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:28,490
You're suspended.
882
01:07:28,646 --> 01:07:31,046
Your badge and your gun, now.
883
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:38,514
If you've ever watched
any cop movie ever,
884
01:07:38,594 --> 01:07:41,389
you know that
this is when shit gets real.
885
01:07:41,469 --> 01:07:47,005
What's the point of the badge,
when it means fuck all anyway?
886
01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:51,327
Right, Captain?
887
01:07:51,407 --> 01:07:55,026
No cop ever gets anything done
until after they've been suspended.
888
01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:01,932
Which would've had me worried,
only I had more pressing concerns.
889
01:08:02,438 --> 01:08:05,901
And that is why you should never
partake in paying federal income taxes.
890
01:08:06,490 --> 01:08:08,490
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
891
01:08:11,490 --> 01:08:14,525
- Thank you.
- Anyway, lesson 37.
892
01:08:14,605 --> 01:08:16,605
Why...
893
01:08:17,553 --> 01:08:22,368
- You said they wouldn't find us.
- Chillax. No one knows we're here.
894
01:08:22,448 --> 01:08:25,026
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
895
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:27,337
Okay. So they know.
896
01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:29,417
Let's scram.
897
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:33,400
- Open the door.
- Holy back door, Beavy.
898
01:08:33,481 --> 01:08:35,473
This is getting outta hand.
Bruce, come here.
899
01:08:35,553 --> 01:08:37,553
I can hear you!
Open the door.
900
01:08:38,469 --> 01:08:40,452
What is that?
901
01:08:40,532 --> 01:08:42,984
See you in hell, Harley!
902
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,806
Get under the table!
903
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:51,420
Bruce? Bruce!
904
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,500
Come here! No!
905
01:09:03,427 --> 01:09:05,427
Bruce?
906
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,910
Come here, boy. Bruce?
907
01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,510
Bruce?
908
01:09:14,427 --> 01:09:16,427
Bruce?
909
01:09:17,427 --> 01:09:19,388
This doesn't make sense.
910
01:09:19,468 --> 01:09:23,503
It doesn't make sense. I don't
understand. No one knew we were here.
911
01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:25,868
No one knew we were here,
except...
912
01:09:26,468 --> 01:09:29,510
Doc. Oh, my God. Doc?
913
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,941
Doc? Where is he?
914
01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:37,598
Doc?
I can't find Bruce.
915
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,927
I can't find him. I...
916
01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:47,492
No.
917
01:09:47,572 --> 01:09:51,545
- I'm sorry, lotus flower.
- You sold me out?
918
01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:54,952
Too many people offering me
too much money.
919
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,004
I have enough now
to open up a new restaurant.
920
01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:03,336
- A really nice one.
- But, Doc,
921
01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:05,357
it's me.
922
01:10:05,437 --> 01:10:07,437
It's just business.
923
01:10:34,437 --> 01:10:37,827
This next bit
ain't very pretty.
924
01:10:38,510 --> 01:10:40,565
- You're right.
- Harley?
925
01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,816
He's right.
926
01:10:44,499 --> 01:10:46,499
Business is business.
927
01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:49,406
I've got the kid.
928
01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,430
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
929
01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:56,544
If I hand her over, I want everyone
who's after me to back off.
930
01:10:56,624 --> 01:11:00,367
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
931
01:11:00,447 --> 01:11:02,367
and I guarantee your safety.
932
01:11:02,447 --> 01:11:05,544
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
933
01:11:05,624 --> 01:11:07,451
Fine.
934
01:11:07,531 --> 01:11:11,962
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
935
01:11:21,499 --> 01:11:23,499
Quit judging.
936
01:11:25,624 --> 01:11:27,624
Zsasz!
937
01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:37,482
Come on, kid.
Let's get you somewhere safe.
938
01:11:37,562 --> 01:11:39,562
We got them.
939
01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:44,503
Little bird!
940
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:47,889
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
941
01:11:48,406 --> 01:11:51,983
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
942
01:11:52,489 --> 01:11:54,489
Do we have to bring them back?
943
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:58,035
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
944
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:01,489
Just bring me back my diamond.
945
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,447
What is it?
946
01:12:50,562 --> 01:12:52,562
Nothing.
947
01:13:04,604 --> 01:13:07,482
- Pull over.
- What?
948
01:13:07,562 --> 01:13:10,858
Pull the fucking car over now.
949
01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:14,920
I gotta take a leak.
950
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,482
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
951
01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:25,024
- Are you sure?
- Your little bird's a fucking rat.
952
01:13:32,499 --> 01:13:34,837
You want me to kill her?
953
01:13:38,272 --> 01:13:40,920
No. No. No.
954
01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:43,416
I'll come to you.
955
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:21,024
I thought we were friends.
And you...
956
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:24,513
You saw what it's like for me out there.
I didn't have a choice.
957
01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,972
And if you go before he gets here,
everything will be fine.
958
01:14:29,572 --> 01:14:31,430
Harley.
959
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:34,014
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
960
01:14:44,437 --> 01:14:46,437
That was fast.
961
01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:50,409
She's in...
962
01:14:50,489 --> 01:14:54,889
- Where's Cassandra Cain?
- You? Again?
963
01:15:03,572 --> 01:15:06,430
- Are you drunk?
- Come on.
964
01:15:06,510 --> 01:15:08,510
Okay.
965
01:15:29,624 --> 01:15:31,827
Right in the tit.
966
01:15:37,468 --> 01:15:39,847
Where's Cassandra Cain?
967
01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:42,499
Cass.
968
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,972
You killed my sandwich!
969
01:15:58,405 --> 01:16:00,405
Bye-bye, birdie.
970
01:16:00,613 --> 01:16:02,613
Ow!
971
01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:05,450
No fair.
972
01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:09,523
- Was that really necessary?
- You don't know her like I do.
973
01:16:09,603 --> 01:16:11,603
Cass?
974
01:16:15,262 --> 01:16:18,491
Oh, thank God.
I'm gonna get you outta here.
975
01:16:18,571 --> 01:16:22,436
Did she really tape you
to a damn toilet?
976
01:16:23,519 --> 01:16:24,481
Hmm.
977
01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,825
This is nice.
978
01:16:27,436 --> 01:16:29,436
You're still conscious.
979
01:16:31,415 --> 01:16:35,909
You can still feel? Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
980
01:16:37,446 --> 01:16:41,878
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
981
01:16:52,519 --> 01:16:56,377
I got one
for all the little birds
982
01:16:56,457 --> 01:16:59,930
I helped fly away
from this world.
983
01:17:00,405 --> 01:17:02,940
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
984
01:17:04,415 --> 01:17:06,415
Right here.
985
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,554
- You're gonna have to be quiet.
- Hi.
986
01:17:12,634 --> 01:17:14,867
What are you guys doing?
987
01:17:18,519 --> 01:17:21,439
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
988
01:17:21,519 --> 01:17:24,909
Is that rock still inside you?
989
01:17:27,519 --> 01:17:29,519
Oh, God.
990
01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:34,425
Stop.
991
01:17:35,519 --> 01:17:38,554
- The hell, Zsasz?
- Cut her open.
992
01:17:38,634 --> 01:17:41,533
- Stop fucking around.
- You heard me.
993
01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:43,836
Cut her fucking open.
994
01:17:44,478 --> 01:17:47,034
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
995
01:17:47,498 --> 01:17:50,564
- You're a filthy fucking rat.
- I'm a rat?
996
01:17:50,644 --> 01:17:54,564
I knew you couldn't be
trusted. Roman's little bird.
997
01:17:54,644 --> 01:17:56,961
You little fucking bird.
998
01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,023
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
999
01:18:01,634 --> 01:18:05,013
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1000
01:18:06,592 --> 01:18:09,502
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1001
01:18:09,582 --> 01:18:11,345
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1002
01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,425
Prove it to me.
1003
01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:16,013
Rip open her little tummy.
1004
01:18:16,405 --> 01:18:19,961
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Now! Rip it open!
1005
01:18:33,509 --> 01:18:35,898
You piece of shit!
1006
01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,592
Freeze!
1007
01:18:48,613 --> 01:18:50,836
Don't fucking move.
1008
01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,846
Who the fuck are you?
1009
01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:04,356
- Go get the kid.
- All right.
1010
01:19:04,436 --> 01:19:06,398
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1011
01:19:06,478 --> 01:19:08,481
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1012
01:19:08,561 --> 01:19:11,013
Shoot them, kid.
1013
01:19:11,405 --> 01:19:14,554
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1014
01:19:14,634 --> 01:19:17,533
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1015
01:19:17,613 --> 01:19:19,512
Okay.
1016
01:19:19,592 --> 01:19:21,564
I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
1017
01:19:22,316 --> 01:19:27,446
But I know that this shit stick...
just tried to gut me.
1018
01:19:27,634 --> 01:19:29,634
And you.
1019
01:19:31,478 --> 01:19:33,478
Thought you were different.
1020
01:19:35,592 --> 01:19:37,805
I'm sorry, kid.
1021
01:19:39,571 --> 01:19:42,836
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1022
01:19:49,425 --> 01:19:51,325
Ooh!
1023
01:19:51,405 --> 01:19:52,450
Ooh, I'm back.
1024
01:19:52,530 --> 01:19:55,554
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
something I don't give two shits about.
1025
01:19:55,634 --> 01:19:58,387
This guy's dead, so I'm just
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1026
01:19:58,467 --> 01:20:01,429
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1027
01:20:01,509 --> 01:20:03,888
Excuse me? I work for Sionis?
1028
01:20:05,415 --> 01:20:07,523
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1029
01:20:07,603 --> 01:20:10,564
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
I was going to trade the kid.
1030
01:20:10,644 --> 01:20:12,523
Yeah. To save
your own stupid skin. Huh?
1031
01:20:12,603 --> 01:20:15,543
I'm not proud of what I did,
but I had half the city after me.
1032
01:20:15,623 --> 01:20:19,470
- Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.
- I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
1033
01:20:19,550 --> 01:20:21,550
Whoa.
1034
01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:25,387
They call me...
Helena Bertinelli.
1035
01:20:25,467 --> 01:20:28,470
For fuck's sake.
As in the Bertinelli massacre?
1036
01:20:28,550 --> 01:20:32,888
Sheesh kebab. That is
childhood trauma, right there.
1037
01:20:38,457 --> 01:20:40,457
I killed Galante.
1038
01:20:44,405 --> 01:20:46,405
I killed his firing squad.
1039
01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:53,003
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1040
01:20:58,603 --> 01:21:00,878
And now I'm done.
1041
01:21:02,425 --> 01:21:04,425
Bravo.
1042
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,398
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1043
01:21:10,478 --> 01:21:12,478
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1044
01:21:12,603 --> 01:21:16,429
I hate to be the one to break it to
you, sweetheart, but you are not done.
1045
01:21:16,509 --> 01:21:19,418
Who do you think funded
Galante's little power grab, huh?
1046
01:21:19,498 --> 01:21:21,356
Galante was working with Sionis.
1047
01:21:21,436 --> 01:21:23,481
Roman killed your whole family
looking for that rock.
1048
01:21:23,561 --> 01:21:25,992
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1049
01:21:26,530 --> 01:21:29,366
That diamond is our
only chance of stopping him.
1050
01:21:29,446 --> 01:21:32,971
You guys.
Hey, I think you should see this.
1051
01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:36,242
Oh.
1052
01:21:36,322 --> 01:21:38,617
It's Sionis.
1053
01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:52,628
We're fucked.
1054
01:21:53,155 --> 01:21:55,155
He bought himself an army.
1055
01:22:03,322 --> 01:22:05,322
They're all here for me.
1056
01:22:06,374 --> 01:22:08,628
Aren't they?
1057
01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:17,094
- No.
- They're not?
1058
01:22:17,157 --> 01:22:19,059
No, they're not.
1059
01:22:19,207 --> 01:22:22,189
Do you know what that means? That means
he's not just after the kid anymore.
1060
01:22:22,269 --> 01:22:26,314
He's after all of us. He's sure as hell
after me. I just robbed him.
1061
01:22:26,394 --> 01:22:29,784
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1062
01:22:30,176 --> 01:22:33,262
And you're dumb enough
to be building a case against him.
1063
01:22:33,342 --> 01:22:36,844
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1064
01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:40,207
and let Roman go finger-fishing
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1065
01:22:41,238 --> 01:22:45,137
- we're gonna have to work together.
- With you?
1066
01:22:45,217 --> 01:22:48,075
Yeah.
We're gonna work together,
1067
01:22:48,155 --> 01:22:50,155
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1068
01:22:53,384 --> 01:22:55,565
Okay.
1069
01:22:56,207 --> 01:22:58,680
Yeah. Okay.
1070
01:23:01,249 --> 01:23:04,117
- Sure.
- Yes!
1071
01:23:04,197 --> 01:23:08,249
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1072
01:23:11,227 --> 01:23:13,752
Will this do?
1073
01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,452
No. Not at all.
1074
01:23:20,206 --> 01:23:22,668
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1075
01:23:22,723 --> 01:23:26,251
That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe he took it all!
- We're fucked.
1076
01:23:26,331 --> 01:23:28,773
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1077
01:23:35,237 --> 01:23:37,237
Okay.
1078
01:23:48,175 --> 01:23:52,689
Friends, brothers,
men of Gotham.
1079
01:23:53,373 --> 01:23:57,700
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1080
01:23:58,289 --> 01:24:01,773
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1081
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:05,554
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1082
01:24:06,289 --> 01:24:11,793
Go show those little bitches
you don't mess with Roman Sionis.
1083
01:24:12,289 --> 01:24:15,773
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1084
01:24:16,164 --> 01:24:18,575
The rest you can kill.
1085
01:24:24,206 --> 01:24:26,206
Dope.
1086
01:24:27,206 --> 01:24:30,762
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
Sentimental value. Try this.
1087
01:24:33,196 --> 01:24:35,813
- You're kidding.
- What? Gotta take care of the girls.
1088
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:38,126
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1089
01:24:38,206 --> 01:24:40,230
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1090
01:24:40,310 --> 01:24:42,679
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1091
01:24:43,373 --> 01:24:46,220
Hey, nice. What the hell is up
with this bow and arrow shtick?
1092
01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:49,961
It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
1093
01:24:50,010 --> 01:24:53,136
- Love this chick. She's got rage issues.
- I don't have rage issues.
1094
01:24:53,216 --> 01:24:55,783
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1095
01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:58,230
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1096
01:24:58,310 --> 01:24:59,261
Yeah.
1097
01:24:59,341 --> 01:25:02,648
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1098
01:25:06,341 --> 01:25:08,575
Shit. Get down.
1099
01:25:09,373 --> 01:25:11,564
Down here!
1100
01:25:12,383 --> 01:25:14,095
Cass!
1101
01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:16,178
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1102
01:25:16,258 --> 01:25:18,258
Go!
1103
01:25:22,196 --> 01:25:24,196
Holy shit!
1104
01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:46,084
What?
1105
01:25:46,164 --> 01:25:48,126
You are so cool.
1106
01:25:48,206 --> 01:25:50,206
Okay. This way.
1107
01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:00,279
Get ready, ladies.
1108
01:26:10,362 --> 01:26:13,241
Don't worry. You're gonna make it.
Okay? Okay.
1109
01:26:13,321 --> 01:26:16,313
What the... Go! Go, go, go!
1110
01:26:16,393 --> 01:26:18,393
Fuck.
1111
01:26:20,248 --> 01:26:22,248
Shit.
1112
01:26:31,237 --> 01:26:33,237
Whoa. Shit!
1113
01:26:52,185 --> 01:26:54,185
Motherfucker.
1114
01:27:06,331 --> 01:27:08,282
Let me go!
1115
01:27:08,362 --> 01:27:10,637
Gotcha.
1116
01:27:11,289 --> 01:27:12,251
This way!
1117
01:27:12,331 --> 01:27:14,178
Come on. Come on. It's okay.
Come on.
1118
01:27:14,258 --> 01:27:16,199
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1119
01:27:16,279 --> 01:27:19,168
Here, hold on to this for me, okay?
That's all you think about.
1120
01:27:19,248 --> 01:27:21,248
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1121
01:27:22,196 --> 01:27:24,627
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1122
01:28:06,268 --> 01:28:08,268
Canary!
1123
01:28:09,175 --> 01:28:11,084
You okay?
1124
01:28:11,164 --> 01:28:13,164
We gotta go this way!
1125
01:28:14,393 --> 01:28:16,157
Ugh. More?
1126
01:28:16,237 --> 01:28:18,799
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1127
01:28:18,819 --> 01:28:20,479
Come on.
1128
01:28:26,331 --> 01:28:28,331
Thanks.
1129
01:28:41,227 --> 01:28:43,227
Duck!
1130
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,313
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1131
01:28:48,393 --> 01:28:50,564
Ah, fuck!
1132
01:28:55,195 --> 01:28:57,195
I got him!
1133
01:28:59,362 --> 01:29:01,362
Get back here, kid!
1134
01:29:04,393 --> 01:29:06,606
Who's got the kid?
1135
01:29:19,154 --> 01:29:21,154
Get down!
1136
01:29:30,279 --> 01:29:33,585
Please, no more.
1137
01:29:38,132 --> 01:29:41,237
- So, forgive me yet?
- Get off me!
1138
01:29:45,227 --> 01:29:47,261
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1139
01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:49,074
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1140
01:29:49,154 --> 01:29:51,154
Really?
1141
01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:00,168
Down! Get down!
1142
01:30:00,248 --> 01:30:02,115
You're okay.
You're okay.
1143
01:30:02,195 --> 01:30:04,658
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1144
01:30:07,154 --> 01:30:09,240
- Get off!
- I got you.
1145
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,115
Ooh!
1146
01:30:11,195 --> 01:30:13,762
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1147
01:30:14,154 --> 01:30:16,313
Harley! No! Get off me!
1148
01:30:16,393 --> 01:30:19,302
- Harley!
- They got the kid. Shit!
1149
01:30:19,382 --> 01:30:23,563
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1150
01:30:24,226 --> 01:30:26,414
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1151
01:30:26,447 --> 01:30:29,605
- Has anyone got any bullets?
- Fuck! I'm out.
1152
01:30:30,194 --> 01:30:32,667
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1153
01:30:33,194 --> 01:30:37,083
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Guys, they're in the car.
1154
01:30:37,163 --> 01:30:40,594
- They're getting away.
- Get in there! -Get off!
1155
01:30:42,330 --> 01:30:44,302
Shit! I'm out.
1156
01:30:44,382 --> 01:30:46,626
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1157
01:30:47,392 --> 01:30:50,730
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1158
01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:54,563
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1159
01:31:14,226 --> 01:31:16,657
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1160
01:31:37,361 --> 01:31:39,361
Need a ride?
1161
01:32:04,361 --> 01:32:06,361
Get her!
1162
01:32:36,392 --> 01:32:38,730
Oh!
1163
01:32:49,257 --> 01:32:51,260
- Whip me!
- What?
1164
01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:53,340
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1165
01:33:01,153 --> 01:33:04,292
- Kid!
- Harley!
1166
01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:06,372
Shoot her!
1167
01:33:14,267 --> 01:33:17,615
- Harley!
- Hit the brakes!
1168
01:33:37,163 --> 01:33:39,163
No!
1169
01:33:51,330 --> 01:33:53,330
Uh-oh.
1170
01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:21,361
Kid!
1171
01:34:33,184 --> 01:34:35,184
Harley!
1172
01:34:52,246 --> 01:34:55,176
Well, we always did share
a love of the dramatic.
1173
01:34:55,256 --> 01:34:57,256
Didn't we?
1174
01:34:58,361 --> 01:35:00,656
And look at us now.
1175
01:35:01,423 --> 01:35:04,239
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1176
01:35:04,319 --> 01:35:06,792
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1177
01:35:09,392 --> 01:35:12,166
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1178
01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:14,246
You're not the type!
1179
01:35:14,402 --> 01:35:17,740
But me? You need me!
1180
01:35:32,298 --> 01:35:35,667
Here's the thing, Romy baby.
1181
01:35:37,298 --> 01:35:41,312
Your protection is based on the fact
that people are scared of you.
1182
01:35:41,392 --> 01:35:43,761
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1183
01:35:49,256 --> 01:35:51,761
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1184
01:35:52,204 --> 01:35:54,281
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1185
01:35:54,361 --> 01:35:57,740
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1186
01:36:05,277 --> 01:36:07,277
Shit.
1187
01:36:08,215 --> 01:36:11,281
- That was super embarrassing.
- Hmm. Sure was.
1188
01:36:11,361 --> 01:36:15,636
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1189
01:36:16,402 --> 01:36:18,698
I'm sorry, kid.
1190
01:36:19,236 --> 01:36:22,708
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
That was a dick move.
1191
01:36:24,246 --> 01:36:26,246
For what it's worth,
1192
01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:30,688
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1193
01:36:31,329 --> 01:36:32,291
Ew.
1194
01:36:32,371 --> 01:36:36,166
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1195
01:36:36,246 --> 01:36:40,156
- Excuse me!
- I stole something from you.
1196
01:36:40,236 --> 01:36:43,322
- You slippery-fingered little turd.
- I took your ring.
1197
01:36:43,402 --> 01:36:45,594
My ring?
1198
01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:49,402
Dope.
1199
01:37:09,194 --> 01:37:12,019
- Cass! Harley!
- We're okay.
1200
01:37:16,204 --> 01:37:18,204
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1201
01:37:18,308 --> 01:37:20,618
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1202
01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:24,625
- Good. Fuck that guy.
- Yeah. Tacos?
1203
01:37:25,866 --> 01:37:28,322
No, but seriously.
You were very impressive with that bow.
1204
01:37:28,402 --> 01:37:31,155
- Very impressive.
- It's a crossbow.
1205
01:37:31,235 --> 01:37:33,321
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
- Morning margaritas!
1206
01:37:33,401 --> 01:37:35,123
Thank you. I got you.
1207
01:37:35,203 --> 01:37:38,175
- You drink, right, kid?
- I don't think so.
1208
01:37:38,255 --> 01:37:40,306
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1209
01:37:40,331 --> 01:37:41,356
- Really?
- Yeah.
1210
01:37:41,412 --> 01:37:44,280
- Oh, great name.
- Wow.
1211
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:47,175
Um... I really like
how you were able
1212
01:37:47,255 --> 01:37:49,727
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1213
01:37:49,790 --> 01:37:52,300
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Thanks.
1214
01:37:52,380 --> 01:37:55,603
Thanks for the car.
1215
01:37:56,349 --> 01:37:58,217
You're welcome.
1216
01:37:58,297 --> 01:38:02,645
Kid, if that burrito doesn't
make you shit, I don't know what will.
1217
01:38:04,235 --> 01:38:06,235
Give me a minute.
1218
01:38:06,422 --> 01:38:08,165
Yes!
1219
01:38:08,245 --> 01:38:10,593
Right.
1220
01:38:11,979 --> 01:38:14,142
I've given her prune juice,
laxatives.
1221
01:38:14,148 --> 01:38:16,232
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1222
01:38:16,283 --> 01:38:18,352
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1223
01:38:18,432 --> 01:38:20,311
Me?
1224
01:38:21,088 --> 01:38:23,832
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1225
01:38:25,659 --> 01:38:27,659
I'm used to it.
1226
01:38:27,742 --> 01:38:31,059
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1227
01:38:32,679 --> 01:38:36,027
- Ladies.
- Have fun with that.
1228
01:38:36,721 --> 01:38:39,132
So, what now?
1229
01:38:39,669 --> 01:38:42,693
Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter
of time before some other asshole
1230
01:38:42,773 --> 01:38:45,568
- tries to finish what he started.
- Right.
1231
01:38:45,648 --> 01:38:48,986
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1232
01:38:49,607 --> 01:38:52,683
Does she always talk like the cop in
a bad '80s movie, or is that just me?
1233
01:38:52,763 --> 01:38:55,610
- Fuck you. And fuck you.
- What?
1234
01:38:55,690 --> 01:38:59,537
- I mean, we were amazing there.
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
1235
01:38:59,617 --> 01:39:02,579
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1236
01:39:02,659 --> 01:39:04,652
- Thank you.
- Right.
1237
01:39:04,732 --> 01:39:06,732
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1238
01:39:08,690 --> 01:39:11,752
- She stole my fucking car!
- What?
1239
01:39:14,794 --> 01:39:17,585
- I'm sorry.
- I know what you're thinking.
1240
01:39:17,645 --> 01:39:20,537
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1241
01:39:20,617 --> 01:39:23,693
But you heard what the cop
said. Sionis is gone.
1242
01:39:23,773 --> 01:39:29,121
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1243
01:39:29,721 --> 01:39:33,506
Montoya's boss picked up
the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
1244
01:39:33,586 --> 01:39:36,527
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1245
01:39:36,607 --> 01:39:38,607
Again.
1246
01:39:43,586 --> 01:39:46,652
It was the kick in the balls she needed
to see that she had nothing to prove
1247
01:39:46,732 --> 01:39:49,027
to those blowhard assholes.
1248
01:39:49,617 --> 01:39:52,017
She quit the same day.
1249
01:39:56,627 --> 01:39:58,610
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1250
01:39:58,690 --> 01:40:01,163
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1251
01:40:02,607 --> 01:40:05,690
She's using it to fund
a little crime-fighting outfit.
1252
01:40:08,575 --> 01:40:11,986
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1253
01:40:12,627 --> 01:40:15,204
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1254
01:40:17,732 --> 01:40:21,714
The rock itself was worth a
chunk of change, so I pawned it.
1255
01:40:21,794 --> 01:40:24,506
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1256
01:40:24,586 --> 01:40:26,586
making waves in the East End.
1257
01:40:29,742 --> 01:40:31,662
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1258
01:40:31,742 --> 01:40:34,526
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1259
01:40:34,606 --> 01:40:38,121
I guess it proves the theory that
hyenas really do have nine lives.
1260
01:40:58,659 --> 01:41:02,017
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1261
01:41:02,565 --> 01:41:04,565
Call me a softy.
1262
01:41:05,565 --> 01:41:07,565
I dare ya.
1263
01:41:10,752 --> 01:41:12,752
Mmm!
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