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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,062 --> 00:00:29,961 They say, if you wanna tell a story right, 2 00:00:30,041 --> 00:00:32,347 you gotta start at the beginning. 3 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:37,451 Too far? Fine. 4 00:00:37,999 --> 00:00:40,971 This is me, Harleen Quinzel. 5 00:00:41,051 --> 00:00:43,992 When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. 6 00:00:44,072 --> 00:00:45,846 But however many times he tried to ditch me... 7 00:00:45,926 --> 00:00:48,535 - Daddy! - ...I kept coming back. 8 00:00:48,752 --> 00:00:50,930 Eventually, he found me a new home. 9 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:54,483 The good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. 10 00:00:56,051 --> 00:00:59,358 But I was never an establishment kinda gal. 11 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:03,003 All things considered, I did good. I even went to college. 12 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:06,940 Got my PhD. Had my heart broken once or twice. 13 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,992 Finding love, it's not easy. 14 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:12,909 So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. 15 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:17,765 That's when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker. 16 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:21,961 Oh, I fell hard. Like out of a plane without a parachute, 17 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,055 right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard. 18 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:26,971 I lost all sense of who I was. 19 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:31,034 I only had eyes for Puddin'. We all know the saying, 20 00:01:31,114 --> 00:01:34,909 "Behind every successful man "there's a badass broad." 21 00:01:34,989 --> 00:01:38,055 Well, that was me. I was the brains behind some of 22 00:01:38,135 --> 00:01:41,695 Mr. J's greatest stunts. Not that he let anyone know it. 23 00:01:41,755 --> 00:01:42,488 Puddin'? 24 00:01:42,609 --> 00:01:46,368 I guess all good things have to come to an end. 25 00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:48,142 So... 26 00:01:50,805 --> 00:01:53,020 ...we broke up. 27 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,909 I handled it real mature. 28 00:01:56,989 --> 00:02:00,389 But Mr. J was super broke up about it. 29 00:02:03,093 --> 00:02:08,399 I got an amazing new place that was all mine. 30 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:13,034 It gave me the space to really reflect 31 00:02:13,114 --> 00:02:15,420 on the mistakes of my past. 32 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:22,378 I had to find a new identity. 33 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,756 A new me. 34 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:32,023 It wasn't easy. But after a while, I even opened myself up 35 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:35,378 to the possibility of new love. 36 00:02:37,989 --> 00:02:41,849 Hi. Hello, nice baby. 37 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:49,472 - Here's the thing about new love... - I take payment-in-kind. 38 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:52,316 ...you have to feed it. 39 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:05,003 Soon enough, I was back on my feet. 40 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:08,950 Ready to move on, to make new friends. 41 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,919 She means fucking business! 42 00:03:11,999 --> 00:03:13,065 - Oh, here we go! - Whip me! 43 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:16,950 She has taken a whip from the pivot, catapulted to the high side! 44 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,119 Oh! 45 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:28,555 Yeah! Come on! 46 00:03:28,978 --> 00:03:32,545 It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, 47 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:35,075 so I really put myself out there. 48 00:03:35,155 --> 00:03:38,472 Ride that pole like you ride your man! 49 00:03:43,124 --> 00:03:45,992 God damn it. Sit the fuck down. 50 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,282 - What? - I said... 51 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:51,013 Sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut. 52 00:03:51,093 --> 00:03:53,093 Okay. 53 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,878 You broke my fucking legs! 54 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:00,958 Oh, boo-hoo. 55 00:04:04,134 --> 00:04:05,991 What? 56 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:09,371 It's not a party without a little drama, am I right? 57 00:04:09,436 --> 00:04:11,918 Come on! Turn it up! 58 00:04:11,998 --> 00:04:14,054 Shots on the house. 59 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:18,074 Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker. 60 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,482 - Miss Quinn. - Romy. 61 00:04:20,946 --> 00:04:23,033 - That was my driver. - Oh, whoops. 62 00:04:23,113 --> 00:04:25,054 Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired. 63 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:28,946 Consider me grateful. Especially since I know you don't like me. 64 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,939 I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium. 65 00:04:32,019 --> 00:04:34,991 That and his obsessive-compulsive need to be the center of attention. 66 00:04:35,071 --> 00:04:37,471 Will your paramour be joining us this evening? 67 00:04:37,998 --> 00:04:41,461 Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight. 68 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:45,022 Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best. 69 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:47,981 Okay, fine, so I hadn't told people about the breakup. 70 00:04:48,061 --> 00:04:51,054 - But you don't understand. - Find me a new driver. 71 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:54,534 Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. 72 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,908 I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, 73 00:04:58,988 --> 00:05:02,325 and no one ever dared to object. 74 00:05:15,092 --> 00:05:19,377 And don't let him give you shit, okay? You have to stick up for yourself. 75 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:41,845 Oh, please. I give it a few days before they're back together. 76 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,835 Even when I did try and tell people, they didn't believe me. 77 00:05:44,915 --> 00:05:47,835 Come on. She told me they're really broken up this time. 78 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:51,471 Sure they are, Shell. That's why she's still wearing that tacky "J" necklace. 79 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:56,897 She is going to be running right back into his arms the minute he snaps his fingers. 80 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:59,981 If not him, the next closest alpha male with a pulse. 81 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:03,050 Some people just aren't born to stand on their own. 82 00:06:03,131 --> 00:06:04,981 - Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on. - All right. 83 00:06:05,061 --> 00:06:07,908 I knew I needed to find some way to show the world 84 00:06:07,988 --> 00:06:10,981 that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good. 85 00:06:11,061 --> 00:06:13,061 Harley! 86 00:06:14,956 --> 00:06:17,608 Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. 87 00:06:17,665 --> 00:06:20,975 The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic 88 00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:23,603 industrial processing plant. 89 00:06:29,936 --> 00:06:33,454 And luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk. 90 00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:36,683 I have the best idea! 91 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:48,492 The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here! 92 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:01,356 This is where it all began, Puddin'. 93 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:04,471 You motherfucker! 94 00:07:31,092 --> 00:07:33,544 It was the closure I needed. 95 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:37,450 A fresh start. A chance to be my own woman. 96 00:07:50,113 --> 00:07:54,009 But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation. 97 00:07:55,061 --> 00:07:58,315 This is our story. 98 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:03,336 And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want. 99 00:08:05,061 --> 00:08:07,981 - Meet the cop. - I got 50 says it was turf war. 100 00:08:08,061 --> 00:08:10,939 - Not him. - Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe. 101 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:13,213 Her. Renee Montoya. 102 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:16,835 Raised on '80s cop shows, she's always saying cheesy shit like... 103 00:08:16,915 --> 00:08:20,939 There was only one shooter. Inside. 104 00:08:21,019 --> 00:08:23,960 This guy shot out the glass. Serrano. 105 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,040 Yo. Hey. 106 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,012 Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars. 107 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,022 Ten years ago, she broke a career-making case. 108 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,970 - Did I stutter? - Go ahead. 109 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:36,887 But her partner at the time took all the credit. 110 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:40,544 So while he made captain, she got stuck at detective level with this idiot. 111 00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:43,866 - Okay, you think one guy got all four? - Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:08:43,946 --> 00:08:45,939 I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know. 113 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:48,054 - One guy... Bullet holes. - I'm trying to work. 114 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:51,388 I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead. 115 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,918 The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds. 116 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,949 - Two for each of these three. - Yo, mind your debt. 117 00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:04,554 I'm telling you. That girl, Angelina, she's a princess. 118 00:09:04,598 --> 00:09:08,026 - Look at this. Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing? 119 00:09:19,071 --> 00:09:21,377 And it wasn't about them. 120 00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:25,325 It was all about this guy, right here. 121 00:09:29,019 --> 00:09:31,346 Do you know who I am? 122 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:34,346 You fucking bitch. 123 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:46,325 And this arrow through his throat... 124 00:09:47,977 --> 00:09:50,012 She wanted him to die slowly. 125 00:09:50,092 --> 00:09:52,513 - She? - We got a hair. 126 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:57,022 - And he's got a new assassin. - Who does? 127 00:09:57,102 --> 00:10:00,043 Roman Beauvais Sionis. 128 00:10:00,123 --> 00:10:02,970 Jesus Christ. 129 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:05,429 This is Montoya. What the hell was that? 130 00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:09,061 Shit. 131 00:10:09,936 --> 00:10:11,876 Wow. 132 00:10:11,956 --> 00:10:15,346 Detective. Found this necklace. 133 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,050 Holy shit. 134 00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:21,946 Good work, Officer. 135 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,050 What is it? 136 00:10:25,144 --> 00:10:28,897 - Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up. - What? 137 00:10:28,977 --> 00:10:33,074 This was their spot. She just publicly updated her relationship status. 138 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:37,908 Harley Quinn just called open season on herself. 139 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,845 She did not think this one through. 140 00:10:39,925 --> 00:10:42,074 Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through. 141 00:10:42,154 --> 00:10:46,064 I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. 142 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:50,346 And at the top of that list is this guy. 143 00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:54,502 Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter. 144 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:59,534 You kinda forced my hand here. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed. 145 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:07,346 I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I? 146 00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:11,071 And I thought... Shh! 147 00:11:11,998 --> 00:11:14,928 I thought we could build something beautiful together. 148 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,324 I thought we could be family. 149 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:32,522 I'm gonna set you free. 150 00:11:33,955 --> 00:11:35,955 Mmm... 151 00:11:36,924 --> 00:11:40,522 What about her? 152 00:11:45,526 --> 00:11:47,290 I think we can let her go. 153 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:50,407 I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message. 154 00:11:55,153 --> 00:11:58,032 Baby. Aww. 155 00:11:58,112 --> 00:12:00,324 Don't cry. 156 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,543 Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:12:04,935 --> 00:12:06,935 You're welcome. 158 00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:09,927 Is that a snot bubble? 159 00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:12,042 - Ew. Gross. - What? 160 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,512 Oh, I've changed my mind. Peel it off. 161 00:12:15,018 --> 00:12:17,018 No. No! 162 00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:23,011 The wack job with the penchant for peeling faces is Roman Sionis, 163 00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:26,480 aka Black Mask. 164 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:32,896 The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar. 165 00:12:32,976 --> 00:12:35,553 See, I was halfway across town, 166 00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:39,512 hungover, and thinking about breakfast. 167 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:45,491 Egg, bacon, American cheese. 168 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:50,886 Soft, toasted buttered roll. 169 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:53,042 Just a dash of hot sauce. 170 00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:57,000 Not too much, Sal. I wanna taste the cheese. 171 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,439 What a way to start my new life. 172 00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:05,553 With the perfect egg sandwich. 173 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,060 Mmm! 174 00:13:08,153 --> 00:13:10,501 You're a lifesaver, Sal. 175 00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:16,418 And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise. 176 00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:21,418 That's all the money I got in the world, and it's so worth it. 177 00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:27,073 I don't know if it's the stray Armenian arm hair, 178 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:30,959 or the fact that his cheese slices are always six months out of date, 179 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:34,896 but no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal. 180 00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:37,366 I mean it, Sal. No one. 181 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:54,473 Freeze! Gotham PD. 182 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,257 Yeah, I don't think so. 183 00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:59,914 Are you fucking kidding me? 184 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:04,980 Yo! Police. 185 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:08,959 It had been six short hours since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals 186 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:13,021 announced to the world that Mr. J and I were dunzo. 187 00:14:13,101 --> 00:14:17,439 The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone. 188 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,896 Cops who never would've dared come after me before 189 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:23,345 were suddenly doing this. 190 00:14:29,657 --> 00:14:31,907 - Ooh! - Freeze! 191 00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:35,553 And what's worse? Every person I ever wronged now felt free 192 00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:37,924 to come and take their pound of flesh. 193 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,480 Turns out I wronged a lot of people. 194 00:14:59,122 --> 00:15:02,397 Come on, boy. Get him! 195 00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:05,132 Oh... 196 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:21,091 Finally. 197 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:32,073 - And then... - We're gonna get through this, okay? 198 00:15:32,153 --> 00:15:34,397 ...tragedy struck. 199 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:48,653 It took losing something I truly love 200 00:15:48,669 --> 00:15:51,853 for me to see that the target on my back 201 00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:53,945 was bigger than I thought. 202 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:55,990 Freeze! 203 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,612 With the walls closing in around me, 204 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:03,335 I made a carefully calculated, highly strategic move. 205 00:16:11,132 --> 00:16:14,886 Fine. It was dumb luck. But still... 206 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,966 That felt pretty great. 207 00:16:19,143 --> 00:16:22,844 Sorry for busting in on you like that, but thanks for the shortcut. 208 00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:26,063 - See ya. Oh! - There she is. 209 00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:29,209 - Harley Quinn. - Yeah? 210 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,948 - I've waited a long time for this. - You have? 211 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:37,501 Oh... I haven't had breakfast yet. 212 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:42,376 - What did I do to you? - Are you serious? 213 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,060 Look at my face. 214 00:16:45,143 --> 00:16:48,355 Look at my face! 215 00:16:54,007 --> 00:16:56,007 Oh... 216 00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:59,580 - That wasn't me. - But you dared him to do it. 217 00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:02,242 Yeah, but I dare a lot of people to do a lot of things, okay? 218 00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:05,021 - Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. - I know. 219 00:17:05,101 --> 00:17:09,924 That means there's no one here to stop me. 220 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:12,955 - Right. - You're gonna die, Quinn. 221 00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:15,135 Ooh. A penny. 222 00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:22,345 They're shooting arrows now? 223 00:17:32,059 --> 00:17:34,608 Ah, crap. Him, too? 224 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:47,039 Parley? 225 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:52,959 Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole. 226 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,496 - Not today, Simpson. - Hey, it's Detective Montoya. 227 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:58,927 Respect your elders. I mean, your elderly. 228 00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:01,073 You're only a few years younger than me, and you're still behind that desk. 229 00:18:01,153 --> 00:18:02,927 You wanna go there? 230 00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,959 Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it. 231 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:07,063 Cassandra Cain, back already? 232 00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:10,543 Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught. 233 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:14,018 What? No comeback? 234 00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:18,976 You all right? 235 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,418 You smell like shit. 236 00:18:23,955 --> 00:18:25,955 Yo, Simpson. 237 00:18:26,048 --> 00:18:28,469 Any clean clothes in lost and found? 238 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:34,448 These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya. 239 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:37,968 The Sionis family name is on half the museums and schools in Gotham. 240 00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,542 And that makes him immune to the law, Captain? 241 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:44,020 Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine. 242 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,542 Remember the guy who stole her promotion? 243 00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:49,937 That's him. He had four people killed alone last night. 244 00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:53,958 If Sionis is such a mastermind, how'd he get fired from his own fucking company? 245 00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:56,968 The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you. 246 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,062 And by the way, they cut him off. 247 00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:01,958 Where does the DA's office stand on all this? 248 00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:05,010 To make matters worse, the assistant DA? That's her ex. 249 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:07,552 The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders... 250 00:19:07,944 --> 00:19:09,970 There's a shipment coming in. 251 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,010 - Drugs? - A diamond. 252 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,241 Wow, Montoya. Should we call the Feds for backup? 253 00:19:14,308 --> 00:19:16,542 Listen, I had a source at the club. 254 00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,906 His driver. He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing. 255 00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,010 And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding. 256 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:26,062 Now, I did some research. I think it's the Bertinelli diamond. 257 00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,999 You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right? 258 00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:32,853 Quick history lesson. Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest 259 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,041 Mafia families in Gotham was gunned down. 260 00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:37,947 It was a power grab, but the real target 261 00:19:38,027 --> 00:19:42,231 was the Bertinellis' super-secret offshore bank accounts, 262 00:19:42,236 --> 00:19:45,372 the details of which were said to be encoded in the atomic structure 263 00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:49,874 of a 30-carat diamond. The rock was lost. 264 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,947 And with it, the only key to the Bertinelli fortune. 265 00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:57,542 Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it. 266 00:19:57,975 --> 00:20:01,051 That's what makes him so dangerous. He's already building an army. 267 00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:04,031 If he gets the diamond, he'll have all the money and connections 268 00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:08,885 to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city. 269 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:13,552 - You said you had someone on the inside? - Yes. He's... 270 00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:17,864 - He's no longer there, but... - So basically, you have nothing. 271 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:19,937 You are trying to go after 272 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,895 one of the most litigious and wealthiest families in Gotham, 273 00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:24,926 and all you've got is rumors and a hunch? 274 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:28,926 Well, you know, the DA's office is building a case against him, too. 275 00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:32,041 - Isn't that right, Miss Yee? - If the DA is willing to throw himself 276 00:20:32,121 --> 00:20:36,020 - out in front of this, it's fine with me. - Captain, no. 277 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,552 Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible connection to Sionis, all right? 278 00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:42,895 - Yes, sir. - Wait, wait, wait. Captain. 279 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,989 This is my case, okay? I've been working on this for six months. 280 00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:50,386 We need something that we can actually use, Detective. 281 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,965 And, Miss Montoya, we do have a dress code. 282 00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:58,875 Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... 283 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:01,937 That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee? 284 00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:04,506 - Me? He gave my case away. - Oh, poor Renee. 285 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,875 Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon. 286 00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,955 Wow. 287 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,875 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 288 00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:16,885 Why the fuck haven't you been picking up your phone? We've got a situation. 289 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:19,864 - What... What situation? - You didn't hear this from me, 290 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:21,927 but you gotta find her before someone else does. 291 00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:24,020 She's got the diamond, and trust me, Roman will kill her. 292 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,968 - My diamond? Who? Who's got it? - This kid. 293 00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:30,000 She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain. 294 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,459 Holy fuck. 295 00:21:42,975 --> 00:21:45,072 - Can I help you? - Why, yes. Yes, you can. 296 00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:48,323 I'm here to report a terrible crime. 297 00:21:49,132 --> 00:21:51,542 And what terrible crime is that? 298 00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,996 This one. 299 00:22:12,142 --> 00:22:14,344 Hi, boys. 300 00:22:18,996 --> 00:22:20,996 Meeting's over. 301 00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:21,334 Run, piggy, run. 302 00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:31,027 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 303 00:23:32,566 --> 00:23:36,895 Hold up, hold up. I'm telling this all wrong. Let's rewind. 304 00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:39,968 For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet... 305 00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:41,041 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 306 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:43,979 ...are all looking for this Cain character. 307 00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:46,480 I gotta take you back a few days, 308 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:50,438 to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club. 309 00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:58,355 This is a man's world 310 00:24:00,121 --> 00:24:05,521 This is a man's world... 311 00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:09,521 - This is Dinah Lance. - But it would be nothing 312 00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:14,521 - But she prefers Black Canary. - Nothing... 313 00:24:14,608 --> 00:24:18,895 - She's got a killer voice. - Without a woman or a girl... 314 00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:21,031 But there was some other shit going down that night. 315 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,916 ...short notice like this. 316 00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:25,020 I'm not talking superficial partnerships. 317 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:29,511 I'm talking you and me having each other's backs. 318 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:33,052 The Golden Lions can't just wander into Gotham National Bank. 319 00:24:33,132 --> 00:24:37,521 I can. Loans, liquidity, laundering. 320 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:40,875 Look, if you bring your boys into the fold, 321 00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:43,968 there are no limits to what we could achieve together. 322 00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:47,020 I'm building something special. 323 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,916 I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis. 324 00:24:49,996 --> 00:24:52,989 But with all due respect, 325 00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:55,459 the Golden Lions are a family business. 326 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:58,968 Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that. 327 00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:02,937 Family's a fucking illusion. You know what my family gave me? Nothing. 328 00:25:03,017 --> 00:25:06,041 I know what everyone says. "Here comes Roman Sionis. 329 00:25:06,121 --> 00:25:08,542 "He was handed life on a silver spoon." 330 00:25:08,934 --> 00:25:10,875 "Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'll have the duck." 331 00:25:10,955 --> 00:25:13,490 Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks. 332 00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:17,542 But look at me now. 333 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:21,989 I've located the Bertinelli diamond. I'm about to own this city. 334 00:25:22,069 --> 00:25:25,958 Not just the East End. I am thinking big, baby. 335 00:25:26,038 --> 00:25:30,979 And I want you there with me. We could make our own family. 336 00:25:31,059 --> 00:25:33,885 Mr. Sionis, the Golden Lions have operated 337 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,965 in Gotham for nearly 100 years. 338 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,520 We have no need of your protection. 339 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,468 He's gonna regret that. 340 00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:53,061 Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me? 341 00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:54,988 Run it by that beautiful wife of yours, 342 00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:57,874 and I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow. 343 00:25:57,954 --> 00:25:59,954 Okay? 344 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:10,051 This is a man's world 345 00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:12,853 It would be nothing 346 00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:14,933 Without a woman or a girl... 347 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:18,894 Who's having a good time? You are. 348 00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:21,894 - Lost in the wilderness... - Food is good? 349 00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:24,999 - Do you need any more cocktails? - Lost in the bitterness... 350 00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:29,468 - Your good health. - He's lost in the loneliness... 351 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,926 He's lost 352 00:26:33,006 --> 00:26:36,479 This is a man's world 353 00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:39,551 It wouldn't be nothing 354 00:26:48,995 --> 00:26:53,322 Without a woman or a girl 355 00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:57,988 Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years. 356 00:26:58,068 --> 00:27:00,988 - Come on! - He calls her his little bird, 357 00:27:01,068 --> 00:27:05,395 and he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger. 358 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:13,089 - Here you go, Canary. - Thank you. 359 00:27:13,953 --> 00:27:16,510 How do you spell "mercenary"? 360 00:27:17,089 --> 00:27:19,322 Merceninny... 361 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,006 Merceran? 362 00:27:27,985 --> 00:27:30,040 Singer lady woman! 363 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,978 You're really, really good. 364 00:27:33,058 --> 00:27:35,058 Yeah. 365 00:27:40,078 --> 00:27:42,551 Know what a harlequin is? 366 00:27:44,943 --> 00:27:47,071 Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup? 367 00:27:47,151 --> 00:27:49,030 Oof! 368 00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:51,353 Ouch! 369 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:57,333 A harlequin's role 370 00:27:58,026 --> 00:28:00,374 is to serve. 371 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,884 An audience. 372 00:28:02,964 --> 00:28:05,343 A master. 373 00:28:07,151 --> 00:28:11,322 You know, a harlequin's nothing without a master. 374 00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:17,551 And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that. 375 00:28:26,131 --> 00:28:30,099 Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her. 376 00:28:32,047 --> 00:28:34,406 Puddin' and I broke up. 377 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,343 I haven't told that to anyone. 378 00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:47,019 Yeah. 379 00:28:47,099 --> 00:28:49,426 For good this time. 380 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,520 And for the first time in a long time, 381 00:28:55,953 --> 00:28:58,374 I'm all on my lonesome. 382 00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,912 It's great. 383 00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:09,468 Welcome to the club. 384 00:29:10,141 --> 00:29:12,019 Thanks. 385 00:29:12,099 --> 00:29:16,030 Hey, don't be lonesome. How about another drink? 386 00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:17,988 - Yes! - Yeah? 387 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:19,873 - Yeah. - It's on me. 388 00:29:19,953 --> 00:29:22,416 - Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots. 389 00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:27,047 Hey. 390 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,520 We're all good here. 391 00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:53,998 - I don't wanna go home. - Oh, no? No. 392 00:29:54,078 --> 00:29:56,343 No. 393 00:29:57,943 --> 00:30:00,009 Let me know if you're gonna get sick. 394 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,946 Your chariot's arrived. Oh, there you go. 395 00:30:03,026 --> 00:30:05,946 - Are we getting breakfast? - Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help. 396 00:30:06,026 --> 00:30:08,884 This is my friend. I told you all about... 397 00:30:08,964 --> 00:30:12,468 - Hey, get the door, man. There we go. - Wait. 398 00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:15,853 - Isn't that Joker's girl? - Not anymore. 399 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:18,946 - Got room for one more? - Hey. 400 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:21,026 Huh? 401 00:30:23,078 --> 00:30:26,458 I don't need your help. I got this. 402 00:30:27,006 --> 00:30:29,416 You got this? You sure about that? 403 00:30:29,943 --> 00:30:31,943 Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you. 404 00:30:34,974 --> 00:30:37,333 Uh... 405 00:30:46,985 --> 00:30:48,985 You got this! 406 00:30:49,922 --> 00:30:52,385 You motherfucker! 407 00:30:53,995 --> 00:30:55,995 Whoo! 408 00:30:58,964 --> 00:31:01,510 Well, well, well, well, well, well. 409 00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:05,030 Could that be our little Miss Lance? 410 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,855 All these years, I thought she was just a pretty face 411 00:31:07,936 --> 00:31:10,324 and a fine set of lungs. 412 00:31:11,026 --> 00:31:12,946 Ooh. 413 00:31:13,026 --> 00:31:17,489 Mr. Zsasz, I've had an amazing idea. 414 00:31:25,099 --> 00:31:27,447 That's my little bird. 415 00:31:30,047 --> 00:31:33,520 Don't touch what you can't afford, mister. 416 00:31:33,964 --> 00:31:35,964 Shut up. 417 00:31:36,953 --> 00:31:39,458 Oh, songbird. 418 00:31:40,026 --> 00:31:42,395 You drive as good as you fight? 419 00:31:44,933 --> 00:31:47,915 - Who's asking? - The boss. 420 00:31:47,995 --> 00:31:49,995 You're getting promoted. 421 00:31:52,151 --> 00:31:54,935 - You're his new driver. - Huh. Thanks, 422 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,946 but I think I'm good with the singing gig. 423 00:31:58,026 --> 00:32:00,385 You'll be good at the driving gig. 424 00:32:01,058 --> 00:32:05,061 Be here tomorrow. 9:00 a.m. Sharp. 425 00:32:05,141 --> 00:32:07,957 So, that's how Canary got herself a job 426 00:32:08,037 --> 00:32:10,520 driving around Gotham's newest Godfather. 427 00:32:11,089 --> 00:32:14,040 A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant 428 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,406 without the help of yours truly. 429 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,110 Morning. 430 00:32:36,477 --> 00:32:40,426 - You're the one who wanted the kid! - I never wanted her! 431 00:32:42,131 --> 00:32:44,426 Let me guess. Parents? 432 00:32:44,995 --> 00:32:47,987 - Foster parents. - Right. 433 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,018 Sorry, kid. 434 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,529 Sorry about your face. 435 00:32:53,036 --> 00:32:55,862 Shit, you do have something on your face. 436 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:59,404 You should've seen the other guy. 437 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,008 Uh... 438 00:33:03,088 --> 00:33:05,862 I want that kid out of my fucking house! 439 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:08,425 You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this. 440 00:33:09,036 --> 00:33:11,425 You just gotta hang in there. 441 00:33:17,077 --> 00:33:19,342 Get something to eat. 442 00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:23,415 Stay outta that. It's not worth it. 443 00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:34,015 Don't talk to me like that. 444 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:37,872 Canary spends the next week 445 00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:41,488 settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver. 446 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,018 Ew. Okay. 447 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:55,060 What she didn't know is that driving Mr. Face-peely-pants 448 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,914 was gonna put her right in the crosshairs 449 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,467 of my favorite little piggy. 450 00:34:01,036 --> 00:34:03,862 - Dinah Lance? - Who the hell are you? 451 00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:07,404 I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD. 452 00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:13,457 Your predecessor and I had an arrangement. 453 00:34:13,911 --> 00:34:14,987 Oh, really? 454 00:34:15,067 --> 00:34:19,425 He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond. 455 00:34:19,911 --> 00:34:21,911 A very special diamond. 456 00:34:23,015 --> 00:34:26,394 Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee. 457 00:34:28,015 --> 00:34:30,015 Do you know who you're working for? 458 00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:33,956 Damn right, I do. He's the man who gave me a job. Took me off the streets. 459 00:34:34,036 --> 00:34:36,914 Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man. 460 00:34:36,994 --> 00:34:39,872 A criminal. A murderer. 461 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:42,973 What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that, huh? 462 00:34:43,088 --> 00:34:47,060 You have the same power she had. Don't you think she would want you to use it? 463 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,039 The hell do you know about my mother? 464 00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:52,070 Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD. 465 00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:54,529 - She was a good woman. - Yeah. 466 00:34:55,046 --> 00:34:57,049 She was a damn good woman. 467 00:34:57,129 --> 00:35:01,311 The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own. 468 00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:04,018 And when she was found dead in the street, 469 00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:07,519 where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then? 470 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:12,049 Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out 471 00:35:12,129 --> 00:35:14,509 and make the same mistake she did? 472 00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:19,404 Yeah. Good luck with that. 473 00:35:20,129 --> 00:35:24,498 That's fair enough. And I'm sorry for your loss. 474 00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:27,952 For the record, 475 00:35:28,088 --> 00:35:31,550 that would never happen on my watch. 476 00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:36,530 The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated. 477 00:35:36,994 --> 00:35:39,509 "Capitulated." Of course they did. 478 00:35:39,901 --> 00:35:42,332 I told you that Keo scene would send a message. 479 00:35:43,036 --> 00:35:46,925 It sure did, boss. It sure fucking did. 480 00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:49,478 Crossbow Killer 481 00:35:50,098 --> 00:35:54,039 struck again last night. Rossi and four of his guys. 482 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,039 People don't kill people I own without my permission. 483 00:35:57,119 --> 00:35:59,039 Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that? 484 00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:00,946 - You know that! - I know it. 485 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,977 Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy? 486 00:36:04,057 --> 00:36:06,498 - You should own him. - I mean, I like crossbows. 487 00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:09,039 Oh, good morning. Good morning. 488 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:10,998 - Morning. - Come in. Come in. 489 00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:13,904 We're just finishing up a little business. Look around. 490 00:36:13,984 --> 00:36:15,935 - You're late. - It's fine. 491 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:17,925 Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late? 492 00:36:18,005 --> 00:36:20,363 No. Isn't this stunning? 493 00:36:21,911 --> 00:36:24,550 That is a Chokwe mask. 494 00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:27,956 I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe 495 00:36:28,036 --> 00:36:29,998 in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been? 496 00:36:30,078 --> 00:36:32,831 I've never been. I've heard it's beautiful. 497 00:36:32,911 --> 00:36:38,039 It's dirty. Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head. 498 00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:41,852 Shuar of Ecuador. They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle. 499 00:36:41,932 --> 00:36:43,873 - I think you might like them. - Really? 500 00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:47,914 They boil the heads of their enemies and they make these little fellas. 501 00:36:47,994 --> 00:36:49,883 - Exquisite, aren't they? Look. - Mmm-hmm. 502 00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:52,956 Look at those little ears. And his little haircut. 503 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,945 - Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. - Wow. 504 00:36:55,025 --> 00:36:56,893 And now he's just an ornament in my living room. 505 00:36:56,973 --> 00:36:58,945 - Ew! I love it. - Yeah? 506 00:36:59,025 --> 00:37:00,893 These are ancient acupuncture models. 507 00:37:00,973 --> 00:37:03,070 As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points. 508 00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:06,550 And we found these buried in the mountains. 509 00:37:06,942 --> 00:37:09,883 Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night. 510 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:13,373 All right, all right, let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it. 511 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:16,987 - Is he an acupuncture model, too? - He is not an acupuncture model. 512 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:20,060 This is a statue of me. It was made by a very famous Gotham artist... 513 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,457 Harley Quinn did it. 514 00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:25,530 Some kind of "fuck you" to the Joker. 515 00:37:26,046 --> 00:37:28,046 They split. 516 00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:30,478 What's wrong with you, Victor? 517 00:37:31,036 --> 00:37:33,998 - Talk about burying the lede. - Yeah. 518 00:37:34,078 --> 00:37:36,550 This is spectacular news! 519 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,530 She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. 520 00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:42,977 Have the boys go find her. Round her up, bring her back. I want her. 521 00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:44,987 You, I have something I want you to pick me up. 522 00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:47,530 Something super-duper important, okay? 523 00:37:47,554 --> 00:37:49,790 - I'll go with you. - Yeah, go with Victor. 524 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:52,050 - It's just a pickup. - No, he's harmless. 525 00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:54,478 Do as you're told. Go. 526 00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,998 - All right. We can go. - I'll take that. 527 00:38:12,078 --> 00:38:15,953 - Mr. S said for me to hold on to it. - Go get your car. 528 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,050 That rock. That rock's about to become the key 529 00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:25,394 to whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence. 530 00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:31,883 - Get off me. - What the hell are you doing here? 531 00:38:31,963 --> 00:38:35,369 You're not the only one who makes money off of dumb, rich, white people. 532 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:38,925 Well, you know what? One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis. 533 00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:41,436 Okay. Whatever. 534 00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:46,425 Dumb-ass kids. 535 00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:50,353 Excuse me. Sorry. 536 00:38:59,984 --> 00:39:03,446 - I really like your earrings. - Why, thank you. 537 00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:07,321 There's the thief. There's the thief. 538 00:39:09,109 --> 00:39:12,998 - Get off of me! - That little girl took my watch. 539 00:39:13,078 --> 00:39:15,394 I didn't do nothing. 540 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:20,925 Where the fuck's the diamond? I just fucking had it. 541 00:39:21,005 --> 00:39:23,005 Cass! 542 00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:25,862 Wait! 543 00:39:25,942 --> 00:39:27,942 Wait, wait! 544 00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:29,904 Halt! 545 00:39:29,984 --> 00:39:31,984 Fuck! 546 00:39:51,109 --> 00:39:56,018 In the storytelling business, this dummy swallowing that diamond 547 00:39:56,098 --> 00:39:59,086 is called a complication. 548 00:40:00,035 --> 00:40:04,320 A complication I didn't exactly need right now. 549 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,920 Parley? 550 00:40:11,014 --> 00:40:13,997 - We lost the diamond. - What? 551 00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:15,965 We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid... 552 00:40:16,045 --> 00:40:18,477 We never even got our hands on it. 553 00:40:19,931 --> 00:40:21,861 Ow! 554 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,913 Help! 555 00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:27,114 Get out! Get out of here! You, too! Go! 556 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:30,477 With your fucking sage stinking my place up. Fuck off! 557 00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:33,069 - Here she is. - She's a child! 558 00:40:33,149 --> 00:40:35,882 - She's just a kid. - She's... What? 559 00:40:35,962 --> 00:40:37,986 We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested. 560 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:41,007 Fuck off! Get out. Fucking out! 561 00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:44,840 Fuck! These are my things. This diamond is my things. 562 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,944 My things! Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I? 563 00:40:48,024 --> 00:40:49,861 - No. - Why is this happening to me? 564 00:40:49,941 --> 00:40:51,941 Why? 565 00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:56,976 I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise. 566 00:40:57,056 --> 00:41:02,404 Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? 567 00:41:03,118 --> 00:41:05,477 Blow off a little steam. 568 00:41:05,993 --> 00:41:08,549 Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. 569 00:41:10,139 --> 00:41:13,435 Okay. I'll go get changed. 570 00:41:28,129 --> 00:41:30,414 Shit, Cass. 571 00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:38,518 I don't care what it takes, I want my diamond back. 572 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,944 We're working on it. 573 00:41:41,024 --> 00:41:44,310 Now, let's go have a little fun. 574 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:53,069 Harleen Quinzel. 575 00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:55,149 Whoo! 576 00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:58,024 Hiya, Romy. 577 00:41:58,941 --> 00:42:00,996 Do you know why you're here? Hmm? 578 00:42:01,076 --> 00:42:02,986 When it comes to me and Roman Sionis, 579 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:05,476 there are a lot of possible answers to this question. 580 00:42:05,962 --> 00:42:08,871 Breaking his driver's legs. There's that time I called it an "expresso." 581 00:42:08,951 --> 00:42:11,414 Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off. 582 00:42:15,129 --> 00:42:17,996 Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now. 583 00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:20,329 - You're here because... - Oh, God, stop. 584 00:42:20,427 --> 00:42:24,059 You're gonna do that thing where you open up a weird-ass case of torture devices 585 00:42:24,139 --> 00:42:28,028 while inexplicably detailing your master plan and how I don't fit into it. 586 00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:31,038 - I'm building a better... - Seriously, you don't have to. Really! 587 00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:34,338 You're building a criminal empire because Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp. 588 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:36,007 And you think this is a big "fuck you," but in actuality 589 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:37,996 it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect. 590 00:42:38,076 --> 00:42:41,871 I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think. 591 00:42:41,951 --> 00:42:43,892 And you're really not as clever as you think, because 592 00:42:43,972 --> 00:42:45,944 - now I'm gonna slice your... - Oh, Jesus Christmas. 593 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:49,089 Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me to set an example. 594 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:52,459 - Christ, you're boring. - I wanna kill you... 595 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:55,435 - Shit. - ...because without the Joker around, 596 00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:58,951 I can. 597 00:43:01,097 --> 00:43:05,903 For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl 598 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,642 with no one around to protect her. 599 00:43:12,527 --> 00:43:14,228 - Whoa. Wait. - What? 600 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,965 - Don't kill me. - Ha! Right. 601 00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:19,861 No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman. Come on. There's gotta be something, 602 00:43:19,941 --> 00:43:21,941 something we can figure out. Hey! 603 00:43:22,056 --> 00:43:24,059 Wait, wait! You lost something, right? 604 00:43:24,139 --> 00:43:28,004 You lost something. I heard you say it. A diamond. 605 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:34,910 Yeah. 606 00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,049 I can help you find it. 607 00:43:37,129 --> 00:43:40,518 Seriously. Look in my pocket. 608 00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,910 Other pocket. 609 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,965 I'm starting up my own business. 610 00:43:56,045 --> 00:43:58,045 See what it says? Second from the bottom. 611 00:44:02,004 --> 00:44:04,424 I know the East End better than anybody. 612 00:44:05,035 --> 00:44:07,965 You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. 613 00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:11,840 Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, 614 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,955 and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park. 615 00:44:14,035 --> 00:44:16,017 If you let me go, 616 00:44:16,097 --> 00:44:20,017 just for now, I'll get you that rock back. 617 00:44:20,097 --> 00:44:22,518 What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first, 618 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,459 swear to God, you can kill me later. 619 00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:26,955 Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart. 620 00:44:27,035 --> 00:44:29,035 You're so tiresome! 621 00:44:30,024 --> 00:44:35,017 If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen. 622 00:44:35,097 --> 00:44:38,383 You're gonna get me my diamond. 623 00:44:44,004 --> 00:44:48,903 A kiss on the hand May be quite continental 624 00:44:48,983 --> 00:44:52,539 But diamonds are a girl's best friend 625 00:44:53,931 --> 00:44:56,059 A kiss may be grand 626 00:44:56,139 --> 00:45:00,518 But it won't pay the rental On your humble flat 627 00:45:00,910 --> 00:45:03,529 Or help you at the automat 628 00:45:05,993 --> 00:45:07,913 Diamonds 629 00:45:07,993 --> 00:45:08,934 I will be waiting. 630 00:45:09,014 --> 00:45:09,965 Diamonds 631 00:45:10,045 --> 00:45:11,007 Diamonds 632 00:45:11,087 --> 00:45:12,924 The diamond. 633 00:45:13,004 --> 00:45:13,996 Diamonds 634 00:45:14,076 --> 00:45:16,069 Romy, Roman. 635 00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:18,393 I will be waiting. 636 00:45:19,962 --> 00:45:21,017 But diamonds 637 00:45:21,097 --> 00:45:24,383 Diamonds are a girl's best 638 00:45:28,004 --> 00:45:30,404 I'll give you till midnight. 639 00:45:31,066 --> 00:45:34,038 And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face 640 00:45:34,118 --> 00:45:36,445 and pickle it. 641 00:45:36,972 --> 00:45:38,972 Okay? 642 00:45:41,056 --> 00:45:44,059 Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought the guy 643 00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:46,456 was meant to get the girl a diamond. 644 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:54,038 I won't let you down, Romy. I promise. 645 00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,059 Let's make it half a mil. 646 00:45:56,139 --> 00:45:58,871 It's more fun if she's got competition. 647 00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:01,549 Send it to every mercenary in Gotham. 648 00:46:02,024 --> 00:46:03,986 Oh, hey, you're that singer no one listens to. 649 00:46:04,066 --> 00:46:06,518 Hey, you're the asshole no one likes. 650 00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:26,944 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 651 00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:29,903 We've got a situation. This kid, she's got the diamond. 652 00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:31,892 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 653 00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:33,972 Holy fuck. 654 00:46:36,941 --> 00:46:38,830 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 655 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:40,910 Okay. Now we're good. 656 00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:46,045 Cell seven. 657 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,549 Thanks, doll. You're a peach. 658 00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:57,066 Hey, I know that guy. 659 00:47:15,128 --> 00:47:17,995 Access denied. Access denied. 660 00:47:18,075 --> 00:47:20,455 Access denied. Access denied. 661 00:47:21,117 --> 00:47:22,933 Access denied. Access denied. Denied. 662 00:47:23,013 --> 00:47:26,350 Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. 663 00:47:29,023 --> 00:47:31,361 Hmm. Perfect. 664 00:47:46,075 --> 00:47:49,037 - Hold up, hold up. Remember me? - She stole my car! 665 00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:50,891 - Harley Quinn. - Hey, Quinn! 666 00:47:50,971 --> 00:47:52,839 - Let us out, see what happens. - Don't mind me, guys. 667 00:47:52,919 --> 00:47:54,860 - You killed my chinchilla! - Here for the kid. 668 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,870 What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here! 669 00:47:56,950 --> 00:47:59,891 - Yeah, sorry about that. - You're dead! 670 00:47:59,971 --> 00:48:02,943 - I'm gonna kill you, Quinn! - Hey, kid. 671 00:48:03,023 --> 00:48:05,058 - You're that psycho from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah. 672 00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:07,908 - Are you Cassandra Cain? - Yeah. 673 00:48:20,034 --> 00:48:22,034 I need to know where... 674 00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:35,961 - Hold, please. - Harley... 675 00:49:56,013 --> 00:49:58,013 Hmm. 676 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:03,330 I got you, you little shit. 677 00:50:04,075 --> 00:50:06,075 Who are you guys? 678 00:50:06,992 --> 00:50:08,992 Go, go, go. 679 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:13,075 Keep the kid alive. 680 00:51:11,013 --> 00:51:13,013 Mmm! 681 00:52:14,044 --> 00:52:16,044 A little help. 682 00:52:22,044 --> 00:52:24,044 Mmm... 683 00:52:34,013 --> 00:52:36,361 Does she have to keep running? 684 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:07,548 Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag. 685 00:53:09,971 --> 00:53:11,985 - You! - You! 686 00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:14,361 Step away from the kid. 687 00:53:15,013 --> 00:53:18,829 - Drop it. - The phone? 688 00:53:18,909 --> 00:53:20,909 Sure. 689 00:53:33,992 --> 00:53:35,992 Mmm. 690 00:53:54,909 --> 00:53:56,829 Whoa. 691 00:53:56,909 --> 00:54:00,382 Oh, good. You're awake. Toss that for me, will ya? 692 00:54:13,107 --> 00:54:15,891 What the fuck? 693 00:54:15,971 --> 00:54:17,870 Who did I just blow up? 694 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,891 Either someone who wants me dead, 695 00:54:19,971 --> 00:54:23,339 or someone looking to collect the half-million dollar reward on your head. 696 00:54:23,908 --> 00:54:26,848 - Half a million dollars? - Yeah. 697 00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:29,433 Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars? 698 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,838 - Not really. - You've got the wrong kid. 699 00:54:31,918 --> 00:54:35,057 - Now, uncuff me. - Oh, sure. 700 00:54:35,137 --> 00:54:38,970 - As soon as you give me the diamond. - What diamond? 701 00:54:44,991 --> 00:54:46,991 Fuck you! 702 00:54:47,991 --> 00:54:49,991 Look at me. 703 00:54:52,043 --> 00:54:55,880 What? I don't know nothing about no diamond. 704 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,963 The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact, 705 00:54:58,043 --> 00:54:59,859 and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, 706 00:54:59,939 --> 00:55:03,869 all suggest that you do. Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you 707 00:55:03,949 --> 00:55:07,067 to the man that diamond belongs to. But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like 708 00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:09,308 what he's gonna do to ya. 709 00:55:09,908 --> 00:55:12,433 Now, hand it over. 710 00:55:12,970 --> 00:55:15,433 Yeah, not gonna happen. 711 00:55:16,928 --> 00:55:19,026 - Come again? - I said I can't. 712 00:55:19,106 --> 00:55:21,674 - One more time. - I can't give it to you. 713 00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:24,516 - Why not? - Because I ate it, okay? 714 00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:33,928 Yes. 715 00:55:34,012 --> 00:55:36,405 What are we even doing here? 716 00:55:36,423 --> 00:55:39,308 There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. 717 00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:41,949 This way, 718 00:55:42,137 --> 00:55:44,401 or this way. 719 00:55:46,074 --> 00:55:49,918 That's what I thought. Also, I'm outta groceries. 720 00:55:52,991 --> 00:55:56,318 So, how long you been a mercenary? 721 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,584 Hey, where did you get... 722 00:55:58,646 --> 00:56:00,847 You're so busy looking at my right hand, 723 00:56:00,939 --> 00:56:02,828 you haven't even thought about my left... 724 00:56:02,908 --> 00:56:05,308 Your left hand is cuffed to mine. 725 00:56:09,064 --> 00:56:11,422 I'll have to learn that one. 726 00:56:12,053 --> 00:56:13,911 Can we get this? 727 00:56:13,991 --> 00:56:16,036 You're not gonna try to run, are you? 728 00:56:16,116 --> 00:56:18,547 Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, 729 00:56:18,939 --> 00:56:21,921 I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open. 730 00:56:22,001 --> 00:56:24,890 Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. 731 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:27,412 I do not care that you're a kid. 732 00:56:29,991 --> 00:56:31,991 I saw that. 733 00:56:32,085 --> 00:56:34,984 Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? 734 00:56:35,064 --> 00:56:38,537 I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, 735 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:42,046 you're making bank, you have your own business. 736 00:56:42,126 --> 00:56:46,859 How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. Woman to woman. 737 00:56:46,939 --> 00:56:50,890 Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. 738 00:56:50,970 --> 00:56:52,901 I mean, how do I be like you? 739 00:56:52,981 --> 00:56:56,526 Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that. 740 00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,984 Number one, no one is like me. 741 00:57:00,064 --> 00:57:03,036 If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. 742 00:57:03,116 --> 00:57:07,911 Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient, 743 00:57:07,991 --> 00:57:10,973 break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. 744 00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:13,057 Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. 745 00:57:13,137 --> 00:57:15,015 Get arrested by the Batman. 746 00:57:15,095 --> 00:57:16,942 Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. 747 00:57:17,022 --> 00:57:18,838 Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail 748 00:57:18,918 --> 00:57:20,973 before breaking up with the aforementioned madman 749 00:57:21,053 --> 00:57:23,360 and going out on your own. 750 00:57:25,918 --> 00:57:29,067 Number two... Six bucks for tap water 751 00:57:29,147 --> 00:57:33,033 with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That's crazy. 752 00:57:34,001 --> 00:57:36,401 I'm not shopping at this store. 753 00:57:38,012 --> 00:57:42,067 I'm robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson. 754 00:57:42,147 --> 00:57:45,318 Paying is for dummies. 755 00:57:51,033 --> 00:57:52,828 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 756 00:57:52,908 --> 00:57:54,908 Move it! 757 00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:01,918 Whoops. Ah... 758 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:06,464 This is Doc's Place. And this is Doc. 759 00:58:09,022 --> 00:58:10,911 Lotus flower! 760 00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:13,067 - Hiya, Doc. How are ya? - Good. 761 00:58:13,147 --> 00:58:15,859 He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. 762 00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:19,057 He knows everything and everyone. Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, 763 00:58:19,137 --> 00:58:23,526 without Doc knowing about it. And he happens to be the only person 764 00:58:24,053 --> 00:58:25,942 who actually cares about me. 765 00:58:26,022 --> 00:58:27,859 - I do? - Yes, you do. 766 00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:31,036 She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years. 767 00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:34,869 Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32. 768 00:58:34,949 --> 00:58:36,846 So you don't have to taste his cooking. 769 00:58:36,871 --> 00:58:39,464 Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. 770 00:58:39,928 --> 00:58:44,328 - Everyone's looking for you. And you. - We know. 771 00:58:44,408 --> 00:58:47,422 I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, 772 00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:49,870 you have to show them that you're serious. 773 00:58:50,398 --> 00:58:52,912 Blow something up. Shoot someone. 774 00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:56,006 Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. 775 00:58:56,398 --> 00:58:58,370 Shut that door. Lock it. 776 00:58:58,450 --> 00:59:00,902 Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? 777 00:59:11,439 --> 00:59:14,547 This place... Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell. 778 00:59:14,627 --> 00:59:16,943 ...is so fucking dope. 779 00:59:18,585 --> 00:59:21,526 Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub? 780 00:59:21,606 --> 00:59:24,964 I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. 781 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:27,505 He's my little dumpling, aren't you? 782 00:59:27,585 --> 00:59:32,027 Aren't you, my little baby? Aren't you, Brucey? Yes. 783 00:59:32,418 --> 00:59:34,418 I love you. 784 00:59:35,543 --> 00:59:38,557 I never said that. I love you both equally. 785 00:59:38,637 --> 00:59:43,808 Who, that? It's Cass. 786 00:59:45,595 --> 00:59:47,595 You're so pretty. 787 00:59:49,408 --> 00:59:51,408 Who's this? 788 00:59:51,491 --> 00:59:53,422 It's a beaver. 789 00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,502 Hmm. 790 00:59:57,408 --> 01:00:01,829 Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat? 791 01:00:03,460 --> 01:00:05,460 What's this? 792 01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,870 It's art. Don't touch. 793 01:00:13,502 --> 01:00:15,505 He your ex or something? 794 01:00:15,585 --> 01:00:17,881 You don't know who that is? 795 01:00:18,606 --> 01:00:20,359 The Joker. 796 01:00:20,439 --> 01:00:24,515 The Clown Prince of Crime? My former partner in madness? 797 01:00:24,595 --> 01:00:27,370 The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide? 798 01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:31,870 - You've never heard of him? - Well, sounds like a dick. 799 01:00:34,512 --> 01:00:36,512 Huh. 800 01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:47,533 Milk. 801 01:00:57,491 --> 01:01:01,370 I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit, 802 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,902 it was kinda nice having the kid around. 803 01:01:14,502 --> 01:01:17,370 Give me a #32. Mild. 804 01:01:17,450 --> 01:01:19,839 Uh... Yeah, sure. 805 01:01:22,877 --> 01:01:27,651 {\an8}I've been told that you know all the scum of this disgusting city. 806 01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:30,624 {\an8}I need you to help me find someone. 807 01:01:35,532 --> 01:01:38,932 {\an8}I know everybody, apparently, except for you. 808 01:01:40,511 --> 01:01:43,817 - Who are you? - They call me... 809 01:01:45,490 --> 01:01:46,431 H... 810 01:01:46,511 --> 01:01:48,441 My bad. I should've introduced you. 811 01:01:48,521 --> 01:01:50,521 I'll make it quick. 812 01:01:54,428 --> 01:01:59,421 Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City. 813 01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,015 Helena Bertinelli. 814 01:02:02,407 --> 01:02:04,901 Yep, that Bertinelli. 815 01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:10,036 One day, she comes home to find her whole family in the living room. 816 01:02:10,428 --> 01:02:12,428 Momma. 817 01:02:13,511 --> 01:02:17,901 Anyone and everyone with Bertinelli blood is there. 818 01:02:19,542 --> 01:02:22,525 Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante. 819 01:02:22,605 --> 01:02:26,901 The guy making the play for the Bertinelli turf and fortune. 820 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,514 When one of the goons finds the kid alive, 821 01:02:53,594 --> 01:02:58,379 the big softy sneaks her outta there and hides her away in Sicily. 822 01:02:58,459 --> 01:03:02,403 Where she is raised by his own father and brother. 823 01:03:02,484 --> 01:03:04,638 Both assassins. 824 01:03:11,438 --> 01:03:15,828 She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge. 825 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,459 So, she starts training. 826 01:03:19,636 --> 01:03:22,410 When she was ready, and by "ready" I mean 827 01:03:22,490 --> 01:03:29,483 a badass motherfucking killing machine, she moves back to Gotham. 828 01:03:29,563 --> 01:03:31,563 Starts working on that kill list. 829 01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:42,026 She has the murder stuff down, but the rest? 830 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,546 Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? 831 01:03:45,626 --> 01:03:47,626 Still a work in progress. 832 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:53,327 - Do you know who I am? - The Crossbow Killer. 833 01:03:53,407 --> 01:03:56,400 - They call me... - The Crossbow Killer. 834 01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:00,535 - They call me... - The Crossbow Killer? 835 01:04:00,615 --> 01:04:02,807 They call me... 836 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:09,369 - Huntress. - She calls herself Huntress. 837 01:04:09,449 --> 01:04:11,932 Fucking fabulous, if you ask me. 838 01:04:12,438 --> 01:04:14,942 And who are you looking for? 839 01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:24,337 - Great club. - Quinn got the girl. 840 01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:27,890 - And? - And they disappeared. 841 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,849 Fuck! 842 01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:34,574 Fuck! 843 01:04:40,574 --> 01:04:42,838 What is she laughing at? 844 01:04:44,438 --> 01:04:46,556 - Is she laughing at me? - She is. 845 01:04:46,636 --> 01:04:49,004 No, she's not. She's... 846 01:04:49,009 --> 01:04:51,421 What are you laughing at, Erika? 847 01:04:51,459 --> 01:04:55,535 - You gotta hear this. It's hilarious. - Get on the table. 848 01:04:55,615 --> 01:04:57,379 - Oh. - Ooh. 849 01:04:57,459 --> 01:04:59,817 You're being a total kook. 850 01:05:00,553 --> 01:05:02,828 Get on the fucking table. 851 01:05:04,469 --> 01:05:07,046 This is my club. Get up now. 852 01:05:07,605 --> 01:05:09,828 - Okay. - Now. 853 01:05:11,626 --> 01:05:13,817 Whoa. 854 01:05:15,521 --> 01:05:17,521 Now, dance. 855 01:05:22,594 --> 01:05:25,026 Dance. Dance, Erika! 856 01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:27,417 Okay. 857 01:05:34,438 --> 01:05:36,932 This dress is fucking hideous. 858 01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:40,490 Take it off. 859 01:05:41,501 --> 01:05:43,501 Take your dress off. 860 01:05:45,448 --> 01:05:47,838 Get up there and fucking cut it off her. 861 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,473 Do it now! 862 01:05:50,553 --> 01:05:54,535 Take her fucking dress off. Just rip it off her. Hurry up! 863 01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:59,504 - Hurry up! Fucking do it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 864 01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:01,584 Do it. 865 01:06:04,448 --> 01:06:07,046 Yeah. Beautiful. 866 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:25,036 You wouldn't betray me, would you? 867 01:06:27,511 --> 01:06:29,483 I was just gonna go look for the girl. 868 01:06:29,563 --> 01:06:32,125 Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me. 869 01:06:32,179 --> 01:06:34,828 I want you to stay here with me close. 870 01:06:35,438 --> 01:06:37,921 You soothe me, little bird. 871 01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:54,525 Oh, good. You got it. Did you trace the messages? 872 01:06:54,605 --> 01:06:57,389 You stole evidence from an active crime scene, 873 01:06:57,469 --> 01:07:01,493 and then had it sent to my office. Renee, what were you thinking? 874 01:07:01,573 --> 01:07:06,452 Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head. Okay? I had to. 875 01:07:06,532 --> 01:07:09,452 - I can't get into it right now... - Renee, you need help. 876 01:07:09,532 --> 01:07:13,420 - What are you talking about? - She's right. 877 01:07:14,469 --> 01:07:17,911 You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way. 878 01:07:18,584 --> 01:07:20,400 What? 879 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,525 I'm sorry. Okay? You gave me no choice. 880 01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:25,942 - Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry. 881 01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:28,490 You're suspended. 882 01:07:28,646 --> 01:07:31,046 Your badge and your gun, now. 883 01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:38,514 If you've ever watched any cop movie ever, 884 01:07:38,594 --> 01:07:41,389 you know that this is when shit gets real. 885 01:07:41,469 --> 01:07:47,005 What's the point of the badge, when it means fuck all anyway? 886 01:07:49,417 --> 01:07:51,327 Right, Captain? 887 01:07:51,407 --> 01:07:55,026 No cop ever gets anything done until after they've been suspended. 888 01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:01,932 Which would've had me worried, only I had more pressing concerns. 889 01:08:02,438 --> 01:08:05,901 And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes. 890 01:08:06,490 --> 01:08:08,490 Hey, you'll ruin your nails. 891 01:08:11,490 --> 01:08:14,525 - Thank you. - Anyway, lesson 37. 892 01:08:14,605 --> 01:08:16,605 Why... 893 01:08:17,553 --> 01:08:22,368 - You said they wouldn't find us. - Chillax. No one knows we're here. 894 01:08:22,448 --> 01:08:25,026 Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police. 895 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:27,337 Okay. So they know. 896 01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:29,417 Let's scram. 897 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:33,400 - Open the door. - Holy back door, Beavy. 898 01:08:33,481 --> 01:08:35,473 This is getting outta hand. Bruce, come here. 899 01:08:35,553 --> 01:08:37,553 I can hear you! Open the door. 900 01:08:38,469 --> 01:08:40,452 What is that? 901 01:08:40,532 --> 01:08:42,984 See you in hell, Harley! 902 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,806 Get under the table! 903 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:51,420 Bruce? Bruce! 904 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,500 Come here! No! 905 01:09:03,427 --> 01:09:05,427 Bruce? 906 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,910 Come here, boy. Bruce? 907 01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,510 Bruce? 908 01:09:14,427 --> 01:09:16,427 Bruce? 909 01:09:17,427 --> 01:09:19,388 This doesn't make sense. 910 01:09:19,468 --> 01:09:23,503 It doesn't make sense. I don't understand. No one knew we were here. 911 01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:25,868 No one knew we were here, except... 912 01:09:26,468 --> 01:09:29,510 Doc. Oh, my God. Doc? 913 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,941 Doc? Where is he? 914 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:37,598 Doc? I can't find Bruce. 915 01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,927 I can't find him. I... 916 01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:47,492 No. 917 01:09:47,572 --> 01:09:51,545 - I'm sorry, lotus flower. - You sold me out? 918 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:54,952 Too many people offering me too much money. 919 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:59,004 I have enough now to open up a new restaurant. 920 01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:03,336 - A really nice one. - But, Doc, 921 01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:05,357 it's me. 922 01:10:05,437 --> 01:10:07,437 It's just business. 923 01:10:34,437 --> 01:10:37,827 This next bit ain't very pretty. 924 01:10:38,510 --> 01:10:40,565 - You're right. - Harley? 925 01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,816 He's right. 926 01:10:44,499 --> 01:10:46,499 Business is business. 927 01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:49,406 I've got the kid. 928 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:52,430 But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal. 929 01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:56,544 If I hand her over, I want everyone who's after me to back off. 930 01:10:56,624 --> 01:11:00,367 Quinn, bring me the rock now 931 01:11:00,447 --> 01:11:02,367 and I guarantee your safety. 932 01:11:02,447 --> 01:11:05,544 I own this town. You'll have my protection. 933 01:11:05,624 --> 01:11:07,451 Fine. 934 01:11:07,531 --> 01:11:11,962 Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour. 935 01:11:21,499 --> 01:11:23,499 Quit judging. 936 01:11:25,624 --> 01:11:27,624 Zsasz! 937 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:37,482 Come on, kid. Let's get you somewhere safe. 938 01:11:37,562 --> 01:11:39,562 We got them. 939 01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:44,503 Little bird! 940 01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:47,889 You're gonna be driving Mr. Zsasz tonight. 941 01:11:48,406 --> 01:11:51,983 Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. 942 01:11:52,489 --> 01:11:54,489 Do we have to bring them back? 943 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:58,035 I think you can manage a couple of little girls. 944 01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:01,489 Just bring me back my diamond. 945 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,447 What is it? 946 01:12:50,562 --> 01:12:52,562 Nothing. 947 01:13:04,604 --> 01:13:07,482 - Pull over. - What? 948 01:13:07,562 --> 01:13:10,858 Pull the fucking car over now. 949 01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:14,920 I gotta take a leak. 950 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:20,482 She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you. 951 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:25,024 - Are you sure? - Your little bird's a fucking rat. 952 01:13:32,499 --> 01:13:34,837 You want me to kill her? 953 01:13:38,272 --> 01:13:40,920 No. No. No. 954 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:43,416 I'll come to you. 955 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:21,024 I thought we were friends. And you... 956 01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:24,513 You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice. 957 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,972 And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine. 958 01:14:29,572 --> 01:14:31,430 Harley. 959 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:34,014 I'm sorry, kid. I am. 960 01:14:44,437 --> 01:14:46,437 That was fast. 961 01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:50,409 She's in... 962 01:14:50,489 --> 01:14:54,889 - Where's Cassandra Cain? - You? Again? 963 01:15:03,572 --> 01:15:06,430 - Are you drunk? - Come on. 964 01:15:06,510 --> 01:15:08,510 Okay. 965 01:15:29,624 --> 01:15:31,827 Right in the tit. 966 01:15:37,468 --> 01:15:39,847 Where's Cassandra Cain? 967 01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:42,499 Cass. 968 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,972 You killed my sandwich! 969 01:15:58,405 --> 01:16:00,405 Bye-bye, birdie. 970 01:16:00,613 --> 01:16:02,613 Ow! 971 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:05,450 No fair. 972 01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:09,523 - Was that really necessary? - You don't know her like I do. 973 01:16:09,603 --> 01:16:11,603 Cass? 974 01:16:15,262 --> 01:16:18,491 Oh, thank God. I'm gonna get you outta here. 975 01:16:18,571 --> 01:16:22,436 Did she really tape you to a damn toilet? 976 01:16:23,519 --> 01:16:24,481 Hmm. 977 01:16:24,561 --> 01:16:26,825 This is nice. 978 01:16:27,436 --> 01:16:29,436 You're still conscious. 979 01:16:31,415 --> 01:16:35,909 You can still feel? Look at me. Are you a good girl, now? 980 01:16:37,446 --> 01:16:41,878 "I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl." 981 01:16:52,519 --> 01:16:56,377 I got one for all the little birds 982 01:16:56,457 --> 01:16:59,930 I helped fly away from this world. 983 01:17:00,405 --> 01:17:02,940 I'm saving a special spot for you. 984 01:17:04,415 --> 01:17:06,415 Right here. 985 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,554 - You're gonna have to be quiet. - Hi. 986 01:17:12,634 --> 01:17:14,867 What are you guys doing? 987 01:17:18,519 --> 01:17:21,439 Oh, I know where the diamond is. 988 01:17:21,519 --> 01:17:24,909 Is that rock still inside you? 989 01:17:27,519 --> 01:17:29,519 Oh, God. 990 01:17:32,425 --> 01:17:34,425 Stop. 991 01:17:35,519 --> 01:17:38,554 - The hell, Zsasz? - Cut her open. 992 01:17:38,634 --> 01:17:41,533 - Stop fucking around. - You heard me. 993 01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:43,836 Cut her fucking open. 994 01:17:44,478 --> 01:17:47,034 Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid. 995 01:17:47,498 --> 01:17:50,564 - You're a filthy fucking rat. - I'm a rat? 996 01:17:50,644 --> 01:17:54,564 I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird. 997 01:17:54,644 --> 01:17:56,961 You little fucking bird. 998 01:17:57,540 --> 01:18:00,023 That's why he needs me to look out for him. 999 01:18:01,634 --> 01:18:05,013 That's why he needs me to take care of him. 1000 01:18:06,592 --> 01:18:09,502 You know you're just being paranoid, Zsasz. 1001 01:18:09,582 --> 01:18:11,345 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 1002 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,425 Prove it to me. 1003 01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:16,013 Rip open her little tummy. 1004 01:18:16,405 --> 01:18:19,961 - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. - Now! Rip it open! 1005 01:18:33,509 --> 01:18:35,898 You piece of shit! 1006 01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,592 Freeze! 1007 01:18:48,613 --> 01:18:50,836 Don't fucking move. 1008 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,846 Who the fuck are you? 1009 01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:04,356 - Go get the kid. - All right. 1010 01:19:04,436 --> 01:19:06,398 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Back the fuck up! 1011 01:19:06,478 --> 01:19:08,481 - Get away from me. All of you. - Put that shit down. 1012 01:19:08,561 --> 01:19:11,013 Shoot them, kid. 1013 01:19:11,405 --> 01:19:14,554 You, put that stupid-ass Robin Hood piece of shit down! 1014 01:19:14,634 --> 01:19:17,533 - Cass, it's okay. Just calm... - Don't move! 1015 01:19:17,613 --> 01:19:19,512 Okay. 1016 01:19:19,592 --> 01:19:21,564 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 1017 01:19:22,316 --> 01:19:27,446 But I know that this shit stick... just tried to gut me. 1018 01:19:27,634 --> 01:19:29,634 And you. 1019 01:19:31,478 --> 01:19:33,478 Thought you were different. 1020 01:19:35,592 --> 01:19:37,805 I'm sorry, kid. 1021 01:19:39,571 --> 01:19:42,836 I'm just a terrible person, I guess. 1022 01:19:49,425 --> 01:19:51,325 Ooh! 1023 01:19:51,405 --> 01:19:52,450 Ooh, I'm back. 1024 01:19:52,530 --> 01:19:55,554 Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on something I don't give two shits about. 1025 01:19:55,634 --> 01:19:58,387 This guy's dead, so I'm just gonna get outta your hair. Cool? 1026 01:19:58,467 --> 01:20:01,429 No. Wait. She's lying. She works for Sionis. 1027 01:20:01,509 --> 01:20:03,888 Excuse me? I work for Sionis? 1028 01:20:05,415 --> 01:20:07,523 I'm not letting you sell the kid to him. 1029 01:20:07,603 --> 01:20:10,564 I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid. 1030 01:20:10,644 --> 01:20:12,523 Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh? 1031 01:20:12,603 --> 01:20:15,543 I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me. 1032 01:20:15,623 --> 01:20:19,470 - Even the fucking Crossbow Killer. - I'm not the Crossbow Killer! 1033 01:20:19,550 --> 01:20:21,550 Whoa. 1034 01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:25,387 They call me... Helena Bertinelli. 1035 01:20:25,467 --> 01:20:28,470 For fuck's sake. As in the Bertinelli massacre? 1036 01:20:28,550 --> 01:20:32,888 Sheesh kebab. That is childhood trauma, right there. 1037 01:20:38,457 --> 01:20:40,457 I killed Galante. 1038 01:20:44,405 --> 01:20:46,405 I killed his firing squad. 1039 01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:53,003 I killed Victor Zsasz. 1040 01:20:58,603 --> 01:21:00,878 And now I'm done. 1041 01:21:02,425 --> 01:21:04,425 Bravo. 1042 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,398 So if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now. 1043 01:21:10,478 --> 01:21:12,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1044 01:21:12,603 --> 01:21:16,429 I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done. 1045 01:21:16,509 --> 01:21:19,418 Who do you think funded Galante's little power grab, huh? 1046 01:21:19,498 --> 01:21:21,356 Galante was working with Sionis. 1047 01:21:21,436 --> 01:21:23,481 Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock. 1048 01:21:23,561 --> 01:21:25,992 You don't think he's gonna kill this kid? 1049 01:21:26,530 --> 01:21:29,366 That diamond is our only chance of stopping him. 1050 01:21:29,446 --> 01:21:32,971 You guys. Hey, I think you should see this. 1051 01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:36,242 Oh. 1052 01:21:36,322 --> 01:21:38,617 It's Sionis. 1053 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:52,628 We're fucked. 1054 01:21:53,155 --> 01:21:55,155 He bought himself an army. 1055 01:22:03,322 --> 01:22:05,322 They're all here for me. 1056 01:22:06,374 --> 01:22:08,628 Aren't they? 1057 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:17,094 - No. - They're not? 1058 01:22:17,157 --> 01:22:19,059 No, they're not. 1059 01:22:19,207 --> 01:22:22,189 Do you know what that means? That means he's not just after the kid anymore. 1060 01:22:22,269 --> 01:22:26,314 He's after all of us. He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him. 1061 01:22:26,394 --> 01:22:29,784 You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF. 1062 01:22:30,176 --> 01:22:33,262 And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him. 1063 01:22:33,342 --> 01:22:36,844 So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths 1064 01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:40,207 and let Roman go finger-fishing in the kid's intestinal tract, 1065 01:22:41,238 --> 01:22:45,137 - we're gonna have to work together. - With you? 1066 01:22:45,217 --> 01:22:48,075 Yeah. We're gonna work together, 1067 01:22:48,155 --> 01:22:50,155 and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay? 1068 01:22:53,384 --> 01:22:55,565 Okay. 1069 01:22:56,207 --> 01:22:58,680 Yeah. Okay. 1070 01:23:01,249 --> 01:23:04,117 - Sure. - Yes! 1071 01:23:04,197 --> 01:23:08,249 But we are gonna need some serious hardware. 1072 01:23:11,227 --> 01:23:13,752 Will this do? 1073 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:18,452 No. Not at all. 1074 01:23:20,206 --> 01:23:22,668 We're dead. We're fucking dead. 1075 01:23:22,723 --> 01:23:26,251 That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe he took it all! - We're fucked. 1076 01:23:26,331 --> 01:23:28,773 - Fuck! - Uh, there's this. 1077 01:23:35,237 --> 01:23:37,237 Okay. 1078 01:23:48,175 --> 01:23:52,689 Friends, brothers, men of Gotham. 1079 01:23:53,373 --> 01:23:57,700 I have funded you. I've protected you. 1080 01:23:58,289 --> 01:24:01,773 I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail. 1081 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:05,554 Well, now it's time to say thank you. 1082 01:24:06,289 --> 01:24:11,793 Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis. 1083 01:24:12,289 --> 01:24:15,773 Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive. 1084 01:24:16,164 --> 01:24:18,575 The rest you can kill. 1085 01:24:24,206 --> 01:24:26,206 Dope. 1086 01:24:27,206 --> 01:24:30,762 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Sentimental value. Try this. 1087 01:24:33,196 --> 01:24:35,813 - You're kidding. - What? Gotta take care of the girls. 1088 01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:38,126 Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. 1089 01:24:38,206 --> 01:24:40,230 We should order pizza. Make cosmos. 1090 01:24:40,310 --> 01:24:42,679 - Harley, focus. Yeah. - Okay. 1091 01:24:43,373 --> 01:24:46,220 Hey, nice. What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shtick? 1092 01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:49,961 It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12. 1093 01:24:50,010 --> 01:24:53,136 - Love this chick. She's got rage issues. - I don't have rage issues. 1094 01:24:53,216 --> 01:24:55,783 You know, psychologically speaking, 1095 01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:58,230 vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. 1096 01:24:58,310 --> 01:24:59,261 Yeah. 1097 01:24:59,341 --> 01:25:02,648 Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside. 1098 01:25:06,341 --> 01:25:08,575 Shit. Get down. 1099 01:25:09,373 --> 01:25:11,564 Down here! 1100 01:25:12,383 --> 01:25:14,095 Cass! 1101 01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:16,178 - Follow me! - Go, go, go, go! 1102 01:25:16,258 --> 01:25:18,258 Go! 1103 01:25:22,196 --> 01:25:24,196 Holy shit! 1104 01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:46,084 What? 1105 01:25:46,164 --> 01:25:48,126 You are so cool. 1106 01:25:48,206 --> 01:25:50,206 Okay. This way. 1107 01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:00,279 Get ready, ladies. 1108 01:26:10,362 --> 01:26:13,241 Don't worry. You're gonna make it. Okay? Okay. 1109 01:26:13,321 --> 01:26:16,313 What the... Go! Go, go, go! 1110 01:26:16,393 --> 01:26:18,393 Fuck. 1111 01:26:20,248 --> 01:26:22,248 Shit. 1112 01:26:31,237 --> 01:26:33,237 Whoa. Shit! 1113 01:26:52,185 --> 01:26:54,185 Motherfucker. 1114 01:27:06,331 --> 01:27:08,282 Let me go! 1115 01:27:08,362 --> 01:27:10,637 Gotcha. 1116 01:27:11,289 --> 01:27:12,251 This way! 1117 01:27:12,331 --> 01:27:14,178 Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on. 1118 01:27:14,258 --> 01:27:16,199 You shouldn't have to see this. 1119 01:27:16,279 --> 01:27:19,168 Here, hold on to this for me, okay? That's all you think about. 1120 01:27:19,248 --> 01:27:21,248 Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay? 1121 01:27:22,196 --> 01:27:24,627 Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe. 1122 01:28:06,268 --> 01:28:08,268 Canary! 1123 01:28:09,175 --> 01:28:11,084 You okay? 1124 01:28:11,164 --> 01:28:13,164 We gotta go this way! 1125 01:28:14,393 --> 01:28:16,157 Ugh. More? 1126 01:28:16,237 --> 01:28:18,799 When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change? 1127 01:28:18,819 --> 01:28:20,479 Come on. 1128 01:28:26,331 --> 01:28:28,331 Thanks. 1129 01:28:41,227 --> 01:28:43,227 Duck! 1130 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,313 - Hair tie? - Yeah. 1131 01:28:48,393 --> 01:28:50,564 Ah, fuck! 1132 01:28:55,195 --> 01:28:57,195 I got him! 1133 01:28:59,362 --> 01:29:01,362 Get back here, kid! 1134 01:29:04,393 --> 01:29:06,606 Who's got the kid? 1135 01:29:19,154 --> 01:29:21,154 Get down! 1136 01:29:30,279 --> 01:29:33,585 Please, no more. 1137 01:29:38,132 --> 01:29:41,237 - So, forgive me yet? - Get off me! 1138 01:29:45,227 --> 01:29:47,261 Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot. 1139 01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:49,074 - I'm starving. - I love tacos. 1140 01:29:49,154 --> 01:29:51,154 Really? 1141 01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:00,168 Down! Get down! 1142 01:30:00,248 --> 01:30:02,115 You're okay. You're okay. 1143 01:30:02,195 --> 01:30:04,658 Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it. 1144 01:30:07,154 --> 01:30:09,240 - Get off! - I got you. 1145 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,115 Ooh! 1146 01:30:11,195 --> 01:30:13,762 Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof. 1147 01:30:14,154 --> 01:30:16,313 Harley! No! Get off me! 1148 01:30:16,393 --> 01:30:19,302 - Harley! - They got the kid. Shit! 1149 01:30:19,382 --> 01:30:23,563 We can't let them get her. I trust you. 1150 01:30:24,226 --> 01:30:26,414 - One bullet? - Please help me! 1151 01:30:26,447 --> 01:30:29,605 - Has anyone got any bullets? - Fuck! I'm out. 1152 01:30:30,194 --> 01:30:32,667 I can't get out there. I just need to get through. 1153 01:30:33,194 --> 01:30:37,083 - We gotta go. We gotta move. - Guys, they're in the car. 1154 01:30:37,163 --> 01:30:40,594 - They're getting away. - Get in there! -Get off! 1155 01:30:42,330 --> 01:30:44,302 Shit! I'm out. 1156 01:30:44,382 --> 01:30:46,626 Guys, come on. They're closing in. 1157 01:30:47,392 --> 01:30:50,730 Canary, you know what you have to do! 1158 01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:54,563 Cover your ears! You better get her back. 1159 01:31:14,226 --> 01:31:16,657 Told ya she had a killer voice. 1160 01:31:37,361 --> 01:31:39,361 Need a ride? 1161 01:32:04,361 --> 01:32:06,361 Get her! 1162 01:32:36,392 --> 01:32:38,730 Oh! 1163 01:32:49,257 --> 01:32:51,260 - Whip me! - What? 1164 01:32:51,340 --> 01:32:53,340 - Whip me! - Okay. 1165 01:33:01,153 --> 01:33:04,292 - Kid! - Harley! 1166 01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:06,372 Shoot her! 1167 01:33:14,267 --> 01:33:17,615 - Harley! - Hit the brakes! 1168 01:33:37,163 --> 01:33:39,163 No! 1169 01:33:51,330 --> 01:33:53,330 Uh-oh. 1170 01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:21,361 Kid! 1171 01:34:33,184 --> 01:34:35,184 Harley! 1172 01:34:52,246 --> 01:34:55,176 Well, we always did share a love of the dramatic. 1173 01:34:55,256 --> 01:34:57,256 Didn't we? 1174 01:34:58,361 --> 01:35:00,656 And look at us now. 1175 01:35:01,423 --> 01:35:04,239 But don't you see? You're trying to kill me. 1176 01:35:04,319 --> 01:35:06,792 I'm the only one who can protect you! 1177 01:35:09,392 --> 01:35:12,166 You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn. 1178 01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:14,246 You're not the type! 1179 01:35:14,402 --> 01:35:17,740 But me? You need me! 1180 01:35:32,298 --> 01:35:35,667 Here's the thing, Romy baby. 1181 01:35:37,298 --> 01:35:41,312 Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you. 1182 01:35:41,392 --> 01:35:43,761 Just like they're scared of Mr. J. 1183 01:35:49,256 --> 01:35:51,761 But I'm the one they should be scared of. 1184 01:35:52,204 --> 01:35:54,281 Not you, and not Mr. J. 1185 01:35:54,361 --> 01:35:57,740 'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn. 1186 01:36:05,277 --> 01:36:07,277 Shit. 1187 01:36:08,215 --> 01:36:11,281 - That was super embarrassing. - Hmm. Sure was. 1188 01:36:11,361 --> 01:36:15,636 You think you can beat me? You're a fucking moron. 1189 01:36:16,402 --> 01:36:18,698 I'm sorry, kid. 1190 01:36:19,236 --> 01:36:22,708 And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move. 1191 01:36:24,246 --> 01:36:26,246 For what it's worth, 1192 01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:30,688 you made me want to be a less terrible person. 1193 01:36:31,329 --> 01:36:32,291 Ew. 1194 01:36:32,371 --> 01:36:36,166 If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something. 1195 01:36:36,246 --> 01:36:40,156 - Excuse me! - I stole something from you. 1196 01:36:40,236 --> 01:36:43,322 - You slippery-fingered little turd. - I took your ring. 1197 01:36:43,402 --> 01:36:45,594 My ring? 1198 01:36:47,402 --> 01:36:49,402 Dope. 1199 01:37:09,194 --> 01:37:12,019 - Cass! Harley! - We're okay. 1200 01:37:16,204 --> 01:37:18,204 - You okay? - Yeah. 1201 01:37:18,308 --> 01:37:20,618 - He's gone? - Mmm-hmm. 1202 01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:24,625 - Good. Fuck that guy. - Yeah. Tacos? 1203 01:37:25,866 --> 01:37:28,322 No, but seriously. You were very impressive with that bow. 1204 01:37:28,402 --> 01:37:31,155 - Very impressive. - It's a crossbow. 1205 01:37:31,235 --> 01:37:33,321 - I appreciate that. Thank you. - Morning margaritas! 1206 01:37:33,401 --> 01:37:35,123 Thank you. I got you. 1207 01:37:35,203 --> 01:37:38,175 - You drink, right, kid? - I don't think so. 1208 01:37:38,255 --> 01:37:40,306 And I love that fucking name, Huntress. 1209 01:37:40,331 --> 01:37:41,356 - Really? - Yeah. 1210 01:37:41,412 --> 01:37:44,280 - Oh, great name. - Wow. 1211 01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:47,175 Um... I really like how you were able 1212 01:37:47,255 --> 01:37:49,727 to kick so high in those tight pants. 1213 01:37:49,790 --> 01:37:52,300 - Yeah, that is cool. - Thanks. 1214 01:37:52,380 --> 01:37:55,603 Thanks for the car. 1215 01:37:56,349 --> 01:37:58,217 You're welcome. 1216 01:37:58,297 --> 01:38:02,645 Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit, I don't know what will. 1217 01:38:04,235 --> 01:38:06,235 Give me a minute. 1218 01:38:06,422 --> 01:38:08,165 Yes! 1219 01:38:08,245 --> 01:38:10,593 Right. 1220 01:38:11,979 --> 01:38:14,142 I've given her prune juice, laxatives. 1221 01:38:14,148 --> 01:38:16,232 I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel. 1222 01:38:16,283 --> 01:38:18,352 And you know what? I owe you an apology. 1223 01:38:18,432 --> 01:38:20,311 Me? 1224 01:38:21,088 --> 01:38:23,832 I underestimated you. And I'm sorry. 1225 01:38:25,659 --> 01:38:27,659 I'm used to it. 1226 01:38:27,742 --> 01:38:31,059 Uh, Harley! Bring the colander. 1227 01:38:32,679 --> 01:38:36,027 - Ladies. - Have fun with that. 1228 01:38:36,721 --> 01:38:39,132 So, what now? 1229 01:38:39,669 --> 01:38:42,693 Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter of time before some other asshole 1230 01:38:42,773 --> 01:38:45,568 - tries to finish what he started. - Right. 1231 01:38:45,648 --> 01:38:48,986 We gotta clean this city from the inside out. 1232 01:38:49,607 --> 01:38:52,683 Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie, or is that just me? 1233 01:38:52,763 --> 01:38:55,610 - Fuck you. And fuck you. - What? 1234 01:38:55,690 --> 01:38:59,537 - I mean, we were amazing there. - Yeah! Hell yeah! 1235 01:38:59,617 --> 01:39:02,579 I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well. 1236 01:39:02,659 --> 01:39:04,652 - Thank you. - Right. 1237 01:39:04,732 --> 01:39:06,732 Whoa. Whoa, whoa! 1238 01:39:08,690 --> 01:39:11,752 - She stole my fucking car! - What? 1239 01:39:14,794 --> 01:39:17,585 - I'm sorry. - I know what you're thinking. 1240 01:39:17,645 --> 01:39:20,537 You think I'm a dick after all that. 1241 01:39:20,617 --> 01:39:23,693 But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone. 1242 01:39:23,773 --> 01:39:29,121 And those guys? They're gonna be just fine. 1243 01:39:29,721 --> 01:39:33,506 Montoya's boss picked up the gangbangers at the Booby Trap. 1244 01:39:33,586 --> 01:39:36,527 And took all the credit while he was at it. 1245 01:39:36,607 --> 01:39:38,607 Again. 1246 01:39:43,586 --> 01:39:46,652 It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that she had nothing to prove 1247 01:39:46,732 --> 01:39:49,027 to those blowhard assholes. 1248 01:39:49,617 --> 01:39:52,017 She quit the same day. 1249 01:39:56,627 --> 01:39:58,610 We got the secret bank codes off the diamond. 1250 01:39:58,690 --> 01:40:01,163 And Huntress got her family money back. 1251 01:40:02,607 --> 01:40:05,690 She's using it to fund a little crime-fighting outfit. 1252 01:40:08,575 --> 01:40:11,986 They call themselves the Birds of Prey. 1253 01:40:12,627 --> 01:40:15,204 I call them dorky little do-gooders. 1254 01:40:17,732 --> 01:40:21,714 The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, so I pawned it. 1255 01:40:21,794 --> 01:40:24,506 And I invested the cash in a little startup 1256 01:40:24,586 --> 01:40:26,586 making waves in the East End. 1257 01:40:29,742 --> 01:40:31,662 Oh! And I found Bruce. 1258 01:40:31,742 --> 01:40:34,526 He was wandering around Chinatown. 1259 01:40:34,606 --> 01:40:38,121 I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives. 1260 01:40:58,659 --> 01:41:02,017 Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. 1261 01:41:02,565 --> 01:41:04,565 Call me a softy. 1262 01:41:05,565 --> 01:41:07,565 I dare ya. 1263 01:41:10,752 --> 01:41:12,752 Mmm! 96737

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