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Listen closely.
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I've got less than a minute to
tell you what you need to know.
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Put your phones away
and pay attention.
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Or you could end up
as someone's dinner.
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All of this is classified.
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Well, I guess it was, until now.
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Isolated cases of a zombie virus
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started popping up
around the country.
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Yup. Zombies.
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A small covert agency was
formed to quietly contain it...
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By any means necessary.
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Literally.
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I was recruited,
along with others like me,
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because of our...
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I guess you could say,
special skills.
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More on me later.
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We still don't know
much about the virus,
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or how it started.
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All we do know is
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it turns people into zombie
freaks who eat all of your organs.
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Even the nasty, ugly ones.
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Ew. Yuck.
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And for all of you who
can't keep it in your pants,
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use protection.
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Because it's transmitted
through sex.
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Damn! You're sexy.
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I can't believe I'm hooking up
with the hottest girl in school.
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I'm all yours, Jake Stephens.
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What do you want to do to me?
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I really wanna eat you.
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Touchdown.
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Ow!
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Wait! Are you biting me?
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Sorry. Am I doing this wrong?
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I wish I could say this was
the most disturbing thing
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to happen to me today.
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But it isn't even close.
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Don't stop now.
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You were about to get to
second base with your pillow.
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Nope. That isn't it either.
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What are you doing in my room?
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Gross.
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Need your morning medicine?
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You want a hit?
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You're a great role model.
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Hi, Daddy.
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I was helping Jake get up.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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You know that career aptitude
test you took this week?
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Yeah, Adam made his sheet
look like a vagina.
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His parents must be proud.
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Well, the results came in.
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How'd I do?
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You failed.
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Failed a career test?
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You're the first person in
the history of the test to do it.
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And you thought
Adam's parents were proud.
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I'm serious, Jake.
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It's not just the test.
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The vice principal said
you show no interest
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or appear to be
engaged in anything.
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That's not true.
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I have interests.
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Like what?
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You know that's not what
eating her out means, right?
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Yeah.
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I don't think you do.
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Poor dream Amanda.
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As if hooking up with you
wasn't bad enough.
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What are you guys talking about?
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How Jake can't even dream about
nailing Amanda without fucking it up.
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I could.
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What the hell does she
see in Chazz Slade?
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I mean, you only
don't like him 'cause
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he's always shoving
your head in the toilet.
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Yeah,
obviously that's why I don't like him.
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Hey!
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What the fuck
are you staring at?
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Me? I wasn't staring. Me
and my friends were just...
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Just trying to get
my locker to...
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It never opens.
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Get to it and stop
eye fucking my girl.
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I'm not your girl anymore.
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Your locker, huh?
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Hey, you know I, uh...
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I really dug your speech
in class this morning.
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The only time I said anything
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was when I asked to
go see the nurse
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because my stomach hurt.
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That's the one. I, um...
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My stomach's been hurting, too,
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so it really spoke to me.
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How's this for a speech?
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Let him go!
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Ugh!
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Nice chatting with you,
Chazz. See you in class.
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Thanks for bailing on me.
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Check out Fernandez.
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He cut holes in his pocket
so he can jerk off in class.
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Kid's a fucking genius.
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Good morning, students.
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Today in class we're
gonna be watching a movie.
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Superbad.
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Yeah!
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No, no.
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We're gonna watch a film
on the dangers of unsafe sex.
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We're gonna see some titties? Now,
come on.
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This is mandated
by the U.S. government
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for every grade level.
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So it's my civic duty to insist
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that you all pay attention.
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Try to learn something.
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I'm so not in the mood
to watch this.
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Why not?
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You went bareback with that punker
chick from Landmines the other night.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Oh, no!
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I poured Listerine on
my junk when I got home.
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It kills all the germs.
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Right?
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How does that feel?
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Mr. DeCarlo.
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You have something you wanna
share with the rest of the class?
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Jake does.
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Why don't you tell
everyone the story about
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stuffing your unwrapped hot
dog in that girl's dirty buns?
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Okay, okay. Come on,
come on. Grow up.
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After this film,
there's gonna be a pop quiz
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on why that joke's not funny.
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Okay?
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Keep your thinking caps on.
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Dude, not cool.
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- You really think I got something from her?
- Shh. Pay attention.
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Meet your average teenage boy.
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That band sucked. Am I right?
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I'm drunk
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and bored.
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He thinks
he's going to get lucky.
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But there's a price to pay
for a few seconds of pleasure.
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This is the story of...
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Jake's mistake.
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Of course his name is Jake.
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What was in that weed
I smoked this morning?
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Jake's just met
a sexual wildcat on the prowl.
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We'll call her Mazzy.
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Have you got a condom?
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Mazzy says she doesn't
believe in condoms.
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And Jake doesn't believe in saying no
to anyone willing to have sex with him.
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Sure it feels good now.
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Really good.
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So good.
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But I bet Jake won't
feel so good the next day
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when he looks down
his pants and sees this.
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Don't be like Jake.
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What the fuck's wrong with him?
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Oh, he's convinced that Mazzy girl
from STD University gave him AIDS.
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What were you supposed
to do? Not have sex with her?
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Was that an option?
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I'd be more worried
about knocking her up.
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At least pregnancy
is an easy fix.
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I mean, anyone that let
Jake nail her has probably got
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a "buy two and get one free"
punch card at the abortion clinic.
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Oh, fuck. Here comes
Head-Cam Harold.
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Have you seen Mr. Robot?
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She's missing.
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What's with all
the missing dogs lately?
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Have you seen Mr. Robot?
She's missing.
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It's called Itty Bitty Twitty.
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It's like Twitter's
adorbs little baby.
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But instead of 140 characters,
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you only get 20.
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Cuts out all
the boring small talk.
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What do you think, Amanda?
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You want to be on the
Itty Bitty Twitty Committee?
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That's the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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People don't use Twitter
for small talk.
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They use it for, like,
important statements and stuff.
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A simple no
would have been fine.
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I'm sorry.
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I haven't been feeling well.
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I can tell.
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You look terrible.
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Think those two ever hook up?
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Of course.
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Why else would you join
the cheerleaders, right?
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You know, that shit
doesn't happen in real life.
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Right?
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Wanna bet?
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I'd love to say this was
another dream or hallucination,
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but this was really happening.
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And if Amanda Blake
was doing it,
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who was I to say no?
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Come on, come on,
we got to get out of here!
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And that's when it happened.
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Dude, what's wrong
with your face?
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For the record,
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this is the most disturbing
thing that happened today.
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Hello again.
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You've seen a couple of
teenagers eat a bunch of people
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and make a big, bloody mess.
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Finally, it's my time
to enter the picture.
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Remember the whole secret
government agency thing?
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Well, here we go.
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Hmm. Meatloaf. Gross.
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Must be weird
to be back in high school.
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Hmm. Mine had way fewer corpses.
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Tom's my partner.
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He acts super serious
all the time,
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because he thinks
we're saving humanity.
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I guess we kind of are.
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Reevaluating hunting
necrotics as your career choice.
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I mean, the government
gave me a choice.
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This or jury duty.
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So I went with hunting necros.
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We like to call
zombies necrotics,
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because it makes us
sound smarter.
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Highest body count
we've ever had.
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Hey, is that an honor student,
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or an eggplant parmesan
in a crew neck?
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Quit being morbid and get a handle on this,
all right?
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He's not always such
a Debbie Downer.
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Hey, we kinda look
like twins, don't we?
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Think she got a video?
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Make our job easier.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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Looks like we're doing it
the old-fashioned way.
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What's her fucking problem?
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Itty Bitty Twitty
is a great idea.
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Better than Gone Pom,
her pompom tracking app.
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Who am I kidding?
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That idea was awesome.
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She's awesome.
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Oh, my God.
Is she trying to kiss me?
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I... didn't know Amanda was...
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There were two of them.
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At least we know
why he was so hungry.
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Yeah, we should put out an APB to
every 7-Eleven and taco truck in the area.
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Sorry, Adam.
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Funny, tasty son of a bitch.
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"Funny, tasty son of a bitch."
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What was that?
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Uh, nothing.
Uh, I made a connection.
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Hopefully they're
still together.
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They can be easier to track.
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Let's go kill some necros.
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I can't really explain it,
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but I didn't get the typical
necro vibe from Jake.
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Maybe it's because
he was my age, or...
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Or maybe I was getting a
psychic high from his vaporizer.
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But, look, whatever it was,
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he felt less like a monster,
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and more like someone I might
have been friends with in high school.
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Too bad he had to die.
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Jake.
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Jake!
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Jake! Wake up!
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Holy shit.
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Am I dreaming again?
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What the fuck!
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What happened?
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You don't remember?
264
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,564
I remember you kissing
Cindy Flemming.
265
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,356
You guys like
a couple now, or...
266
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,136
I wasn't kissing her.
267
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,737
Okay, I think I passed out.
268
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,640
'Cause I had this
really freaky dream.
269
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,108
It wasn't a dream.
270
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,466
We ate our friends.
271
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,447
Look, there's no way
we ate our friends.
272
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,982
That just doesn't happen.
273
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:17,353
Then how do you explain the fact
that we're both covered in blood?
274
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:17,987
Hmm?
275
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,178
Or that dead guy over there?
276
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,515
Do you need more proof?
277
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:27,987
Kinda.
278
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,991
This was on the ground
next to you.
279
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,130
You probably could have
led with this.
280
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,532
We're fucking zombies.
281
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,846
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.
282
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,113
No!
283
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,683
The only person that believes
in zombies is my crazy brother.
284
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,120
And he also believes
that aliens sank the Titanic.
285
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:55,558
Whoa. So the alien spaceship
made of ice or something? Or how...
286
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,460
Okay, fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
287
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,328
Then how would you explain it?
288
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,685
I don't know.
289
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,332
We need to get out of here.
290
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:03,899
Where are we going?
291
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:07,136
We're covered in blood
right next to a dead guy!
292
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,471
That's a good point.
293
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,827
Ugh!
294
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,245
I didn't know
you took auto shop.
295
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,557
My dad taught me this.
296
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,448
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
297
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,560
This is kind of a mom car.
298
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,562
Can we steal a sportscar
or something?
299
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,864
We need to go, now.
300
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,521
All right, fine.
But I'm driving.
301
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,937
Well, this
shouldn't be too hard.
302
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,939
He doesn't seem all that smart.
303
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:44,840
Kinda goofy actually.
304
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,310
You know that kid in school,
always made jokes, never gave a shit?
305
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:48,577
Hey!
306
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:52,281
I'm sorry. I know. Rule one,
never humanize the target.
307
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,149
What's that?
308
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,540
It's a stick shift, you idiot!
309
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,825
He just ate.
So his heart's beating again.
310
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,393
He'll get hungry again soon.
311
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,662
Then he won't seem
so fucking human.
312
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,586
Should we call for backup?
313
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,726
After their all-you-can-eat
lunchroom orgy?
314
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,929
I'm not taking any chances.
315
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,697
Whoa, whoa, Officer.
Don't shoot.
316
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,338
I said don't shoot, asshole.
317
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,774
No wonder nobody likes cops.
318
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,168
Ow!
319
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,970
Ah!
320
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,976
You all right?
321
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,212
Whoa!
322
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,519
Ow!
323
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,057
You okay?
324
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,960
Why isn't he eating
my spleen right now?
325
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,696
Uh... Yeah.
326
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,298
You?
327
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,833
It's bad, huh?
328
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,539
Uh, um...
329
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,254
There.
330
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,589
No one will notice.
331
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:17,393
That's right. I'm fixing the
hoodie of a flesh-eating cannibal.
332
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,961
But he asked if I was okay.
333
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,019
Boys who are alive
never ask if I'm okay.
334
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,063
Put your eye back in your
head and get in the goddamn car.
335
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,801
Come on!
336
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,569
We're here to help you.
337
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,293
How does it look?
338
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,328
Not bionic,
339
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,829
but fine otherwise.
340
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,631
- You?
- Don't worry about me.
341
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,333
We need to shut this down fast.
342
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,523
I heard they're
sending Alastaire.
343
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,472
In training we called him
Creepy Mr. Bowtie.
344
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,997
Don't ever let him
hear you say that.
345
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:08,711
Still no luck tracking them?
346
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,480
No, the force is no longer
strong with Darth Vaper.
347
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,550
I lost the connection and there
was nothing at the parking lot.
348
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,318
And no idea who helped them?
349
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,775
Not a clue.
350
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,726
He, um... He talked to me.
351
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,727
Who did?
352
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,160
The boy necro.
353
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,619
I mean, this is the first time
I've ever been so close to one.
354
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,366
He even kind of smiled.
355
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,456
Probably because
he saw his dinner.
356
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,837
What the hell you thinking?
357
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,028
You know what
they're capable of.
358
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:37,773
I'm sorry, I...
359
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,076
Come on. We got a full night
of Incident Management.
360
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,211
Incident Management?
361
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,546
Why don't they just
call it what it is?
362
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,247
Brainwashing.
363
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,039
Oh, you think they'd
prefer to remember?
364
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,200
You look amazing.
365
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,448
I mean, you're... You're healed.
366
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,173
Like, two eyes and everything.
367
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,543
You, too.
368
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,190
Motherfucker, I'm Wolverine!
369
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,660
He's one of the X-Men.
He has healing powers.
370
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,028
I know who Wolverine is.
371
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,920
I had a huge crush on him
in Les Mis.
372
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,888
Maybe you're right.
373
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,068
Maybe we're not zombies.
374
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,270
Maybe we're some superheroes.
375
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:43,472
Superheroes don't
eat their friends.
376
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,774
Do you remember how we got here?
377
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:49,211
Yeah. I think a couple
of lesbians brought us.
378
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,280
How do you know
they were lesbians?
379
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,938
One of them was
carrying a wrench.
380
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,940
You're an idiot.
381
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,288
Either of you fucking noobs
try anything shady,
382
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,690
I will not hesitate to put
an arrow through your brain.
383
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,494
And believe me,
you won't get up from that.
384
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,130
I'm Summer and this is Grace.
385
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:08,697
Uh...
386
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,966
Oh,
good. You found the clothing I left you.
387
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,402
Um, and these should fit you.
388
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,169
Thanks.
389
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,472
I am so sorry for the way
everything was handled.
390
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:19,641
But thankfully we got to you
before it was too late.
391
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:23,212
I think it's a sign that the
universe is protecting you.
392
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,314
Or we heard about
the attack on our scanner
393
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,539
and found you before
the NCD finished the job.
394
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,220
The Necrotic Control Division.
395
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,878
They hunt down people like us.
396
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,515
Anyone infected with
the zombie virus.
397
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,461
So it's true?
398
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:40,985
We're zombies?
399
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,521
- We all are.
- Yes!
400
00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:45,834
It's caused by a virus?
401
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,470
How did I get it? Nobody bit me.
402
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:51,106
It's transmitted through sex.
403
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,609
- So you can thank him.
- I wish.
404
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,277
Is your boyfriend retarded?
405
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,967
He's not my boyfriend.
406
00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:58,080
I got it from somebody else.
407
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,884
You corrected her on that, but you
didn't correct her about the retarded part.
408
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,452
We're not zombies now.
409
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,821
What makes us freak out
and eat people?
410
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,357
Anything that
gets your adrenaline going.
411
00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:11,860
Hunger and fear
are the usual triggers.
412
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:15,097
Among other things.
413
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,620
Wrench.
414
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:17,533
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
415
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,902
So eating people
makes it go away?
416
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,671
Not away,
more like into remission.
417
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:25,963
Well, if it's a virus,
there's got to be a cure.
418
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,465
Right?
419
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:29,578
So that's it?
420
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:34,205
It just comes and goes
like herpes of the undead?
421
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,552
That's one way of putting it.
422
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:40,088
You're both welcome
to stay here for the night.
423
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,391
We have TV, blankets
and pillows,
424
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:48,152
and help yourself to more rodents
if you feel yourself starting to turn.
425
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:49,998
It's not the same
as eating people,
426
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:53,057
but it will keep you
from changing for a while.
427
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:54,236
Thank you.
428
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,293
See you in the morning.
429
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,065
- You're lucky.
- I feel lucky.
430
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,681
Okay, can we take a minute
to acknowledge the fact
431
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,507
that I was right about the
zombies and the lesbians?
432
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,420
Congratulations.
433
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,077
Are you happy now?
434
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,046
No.
435
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:38,380
Right this way.
436
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,104
When can I go home?
437
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:40,582
Soon.
438
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:43,407
We just need to talk to you
about what happened today.
439
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,053
Okay.
440
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,678
But it all happened so fast.
441
00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:50,959
You probably think that
going into people's minds
442
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,462
is an invasion of
privacy or something.
443
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:55,297
But 99% of what I see
444
00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:58,656
these kids have already
posted on Instagram.
445
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:02,126
The surface thoughts
are the easiest.
446
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:06,108
Why is this weird girl
staring at me?
447
00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:10,078
Why is she dressed like she's
in a Miss Hot Janitor Contest?
448
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,514
And typically the most useless.
449
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:13,782
Luckily, the attack
just happened,
450
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,707
so the memory shouldn't
be buried too deep.
451
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,044
The next step is
to manipulate her memory.
452
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,929
A zombie outbreak would
cause mass panic.
453
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,185
But...
454
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,266
a school shooting?
455
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,503
Very sadly, just another
mundane America.
456
00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:37,606
Another high school shooting
occurred this month...
457
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,874
That's bullshit.
458
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,009
They used my
junior high picture?
459
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,278
Amanda Blake,
frustrated popular girl,
460
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:46,515
and her secret unpopular
boy toy Jacob Stephens,
461
00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,017
hatched a plan to get
revenge on a school
462
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,153
that never took them seriously.
463
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,721
Guns bought on the Internet,
464
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,756
a cold-blooded killing spree,
465
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,614
a cowardly escape.
466
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:59,728
I am not that unpopular,
all right?
467
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,829
I have friends.
468
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,998
Or had friends.
469
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,600
And you, my boy toy?
470
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,201
Oh, now they've
really gone too far.
471
00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:09,771
According to authorities,
the two suspects are now in custody.
472
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,541
Wait, why do they want
people to think they caught us?
473
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:15,277
The people chasing us
weren't trying to catch us.
474
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,334
They were trying to kill us.
475
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,370
I don't think that girl was.
476
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:20,282
What girl?
477
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,707
The one who looked like
a cuter Ripley from Aliens.
478
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,279
Anyway, this reeks
of a cover-up.
479
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,149
My brother was right.
480
00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:33,528
It's horrible.
481
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,820
I can't believe
my son was involved.
482
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:37,766
Thanks, Dad.
483
00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:41,859
He's just not smart enough
to plan something like this.
484
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,527
Or anything.
485
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:44,072
Thanks, Dad.
486
00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:48,076
You know, I think maybe
you're a little bit smarter
487
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,078
than what your dad
gives you credit for.
488
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:53,348
That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
489
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,750
Not fair.
490
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,974
I always thought you were funny.
491
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,520
You thought about me?
492
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,423
We've gone to school
together for four years.
493
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:04,726
I can't help but think
about you from time to time.
494
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:08,218
So, um, what do you think?
495
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,066
That you were funny.
496
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:15,125
I literally just told you that.
497
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:24,546
I know you've
been through a lot,
498
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,171
but I just need to ask you
a few questions.
499
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,519
I understand you were
dating Amanda Blake.
500
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,220
I am dating her.
501
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,355
Do you have a problem with that?
502
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,791
Were you aware of her
relationship with Jake Stephens?
503
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:38,126
There's no way
she was fucking that geek.
504
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,227
I didn't know Amanda,
505
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,195
but this jersey with a head
506
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,030
seemed more her type than Jake.
507
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:45,522
Shit. Why am I thinking
about Jake?
508
00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:46,435
Focus, Cass.
509
00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:51,161
Okay, Chazz, what brilliant
thoughts have you got for me?
510
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,513
This guy better
stop lying about Amanda,
511
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:02,206
or I'll eat him!
512
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:04,708
Tom, look out!
513
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,444
Stop!
514
00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:20,124
Well, that was new.
515
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,433
Tom?
516
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:32,848
No.
517
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:36,151
No, Tom is getting patched up.
He's gonna be fine.
518
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,986
Hello, Cassandra.
519
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,254
Do you remember me?
520
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,123
Creepy Mr. Bowtie.
521
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:44,326
- Yes, sir.
- Please, call me Alastaire.
522
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:47,395
It was very impressive
what you did back there.
523
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,765
You've come a long way
since your training.
524
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,156
I don't even know what I did.
525
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:57,294
Oh, it feels like someone drove
an ice pick through my skull.
526
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,274
Don't worry, it gets easier.
527
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,144
You know,
most telepaths take years
528
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,513
to develop
cogno manipulative skills.
529
00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:08,739
To do what you did with
a necrotic at your age...
530
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:13,255
You've got a very bright
future ahead of you at NCD.
531
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,990
- Is Chazz dead?
- No.
532
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,882
Thanks to you,
he's preserved for study.
533
00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,937
Do you know where
the other two necrotics are?
534
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,338
Since you're the one
who made the connection,
535
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:33,063
you're the only one
who can track them down.
536
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,276
Think you can handle that?
537
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,801
Yes, sir. I just need something
that belonged to them.
538
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,673
I've got one of his books.
539
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:45,275
- Now?
- Mmm-hmm.
540
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,128
You know, this should
gross me out,
541
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,297
but it looks delicious.
542
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:56,331
I know what you mean.
543
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,033
Like,
I know you're holding a rat right now,
544
00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:00,335
but all I see
is a nacho with a tail.
545
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,471
Wouldn't picturing
a gummy rat make more sense?
546
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:04,272
Eh, never liked those.
547
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,296
Made me feel like
I was eating a rat.
548
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:14,049
Its squeals for help are,
kind of, killing my appetite.
549
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,672
Hmm.
550
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:40,709
♪ Seeing red Here we go again
551
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,944
♪ Up in your face
Breaking plates
552
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:43,745
♪ In the zone again
553
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,982
♪ A little heat
Yeah, that's how I like it
554
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,817
♪ Push and pull Punching holes
555
00:31:48,841 --> 00:31:50,752
♪ Now, the fire's lit
556
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:54,623
♪ It's a twisted game
557
00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:56,524
♪ But I love it I love it
558
00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,829
♪ It... It's so insane
559
00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:02,631
♪ Yet I love it ♪
560
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,288
Whoa!
561
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,238
Um, I couldn't find them.
562
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:13,096
I don't think he ever used this.
563
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:14,731
I see.
564
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:18,113
Let's try tomorrow.
565
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:21,082
Perhaps we'll find something
that's more important to him.
566
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,973
Meanwhile, you rest up.
567
00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,717
Oh, that's so sweet.
568
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,255
Morning, sleepy head.
569
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,502
Summer was just about to tell me
570
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,270
how she and Grace met.
571
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,973
We met right by the Iowa border.
572
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:48,977
Ah. The potato state.
How romantic.
573
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,813
That's Idaho, dumb-ass.
574
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,816
We had heard there
were people like us in Iowa.
575
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,885
There were even rumors
of a cure.
576
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:58,887
It was all bullshit.
577
00:32:58,911 --> 00:32:59,621
Not all.
578
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:04,259
There was no cure,
but there were zombies.
579
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,895
Only they weren't nice like us.
580
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:08,296
My brother's
always been convinced
581
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,231
that Iowa was full of zombies.
582
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:13,335
It was awful. Death everywhere,
583
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,136
zombie gangs killing each other
584
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,806
when NCD agents
weren't killing them.
585
00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,808
We were lucky
to get out with our lives.
586
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:23,345
I made Grace promise
that would never happen to us.
587
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:25,947
Since then, we've tried
to live under the radar.
588
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:28,850
You know, just keeping
to ourselves,
589
00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,686
eating animals
for as long as we can.
590
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,022
Until the hunger
gets too strong.
591
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,412
And then what?
592
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,032
Meet Franklin.
593
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,390
Rapist and pedophile.
594
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:07,844
You got a picture of the kid?
595
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,513
What was he doing?
596
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:13,183
Something you may have
trouble with for a while.
597
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:15,930
Never mind.
It's all dead ends here.
598
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,555
All right, I gotta
let Alastaire know.
599
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,891
He won't be happy.
600
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:22,270
How's the arm?
601
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,706
Still attached to my shoulder,
thanks to you.
602
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,473
I am so sorry.
603
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,743
I should have noticed the
signs of necrotization earlier.
604
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,478
- I...
- I'm not complaining.
605
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,114
You saved my life, Cass.
Thank you.
606
00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:35,383
Now, don't stop on my account.
607
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,940
Keep looking.
608
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:43,324
At least my family thinks
I'm doing something important.
609
00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:45,226
His family thinks
he's a monster.
610
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,228
Yeah, he ate
his best friend's stomach.
611
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,597
Most necro minds are like a cold,
dark freezer,
612
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:54,803
but Jake's is, like, bathing in a
warm fountain of melted cheese.
613
00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:57,828
You're on a first-name
basis with the target now?
614
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:02,977
It's Alastaire.
615
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,612
He says he's sending a car
to pick you up.
616
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:07,315
He has something that'll
help you find the kid.
617
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,972
Okay.
618
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:12,909
Word of advice,
don't lie to him again.
619
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,290
Do you trust him?
620
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,357
He wants to save the world
621
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:18,159
from being eaten by necros.
622
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,417
Imagine what'll happen
if he fails.
623
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:25,700
Everything looks very nice.
624
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,969
It's just like Thanksgiving.
625
00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:28,837
Thank you.
626
00:35:28,861 --> 00:35:29,737
Just because we're zombies
627
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,462
doesn't mean
we can't be civilized.
628
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:37,234
Uh, I think he's trying
to say something.
629
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,682
You have made a mistake.
630
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,685
I volunteer
at the homeless shelter.
631
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:46,221
I deliver pills to the elderly.
632
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,545
Huh. Then, uh...
633
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,926
what is this for?
634
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:54,762
Wait, wait,
wait. That's your proof he's a pedophile?
635
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:58,021
I mean, that just
makes him lame.
636
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,003
Oh.
637
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,139
Ooh, that's not good!
638
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,473
Candy.
639
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,009
That's just stuff.
I haven't done anything!
640
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,410
That's what
you told the principal
641
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,546
at North Valley Middle School.
642
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,547
Hell yes!
643
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,415
They couldn't prove shit!
644
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:17,185
We heard. But here's the thing,
645
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,509
we believe those kids.
646
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,358
Okay, you got me!
647
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:26,127
I can't help myself! I'm sick!
648
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,129
- We're sick, too.
- And hungry.
649
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:33,001
So, this one is good for scraping
the meat out from under the ribs.
650
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,769
And this one is great
if you want to get
651
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,839
to those hard-to-reach places
under the jaw.
652
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,697
Use this if you wanna
pop a spleen.
653
00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,210
What? Let me go!
654
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:44,946
I know people in the police...
655
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,404
That's why we don't
take out the gags.
656
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,340
All right.
657
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,120
Grace!
658
00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:53,555
Napkin!
659
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,356
We're not animals.
660
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:59,316
Should we say something
before we dig in?
661
00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,985
Nice idea.
662
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,568
Thank you, O' Lord, for this bountiful
blessing you've placed before us.
663
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,992
Screw it! Let's eat!
664
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,913
- Dick's all yours.
- Thank you?
665
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,399
Um, are you scared?
666
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,056
I'm starving!
667
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,318
You wanted to see me?
668
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:12,956
Please remember to stay
behind the yellow line.
669
00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:27,604
Chazz?
670
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,117
I have to thank you again
671
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:30,952
for capturing him alive.
672
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,621
I was beginning to run out
of test subjects.
673
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,356
Test subjects for what?
674
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:39,282
Something I've been working on
for quite some time.
675
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:44,187
I call it The Pavlov.
676
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,591
Chazz, kneel.
677
00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:53,374
You see, Cass,
we've been able to turn around
678
00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:57,734
this atrocity of a situation
to our advantage.
679
00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,815
As destructive as necrotics are,
680
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,484
they are still basically
just like animals.
681
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,209
Like any animal,
they can be trained.
682
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:18,388
The Pavlov gives Chazz
a good behavior reward,
683
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,802
so he begins to bond with me.
684
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,738
His mutating DNA
develops an affinity for mine.
685
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,874
And then, once he's trained,
he can be used
686
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:32,369
to fight each other or,
well, whatever we want.
687
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,649
Why would you do that?
688
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,618
The necrotics,
they are a lost cause.
689
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:42,690
But think of a defense force
or even a labor force
690
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:46,516
that is completely
beholden to us.
691
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,955
The Stephens boy
doesn't have to die.
692
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:56,326
He can be yours
to do with as you please.
693
00:39:56,461 --> 00:40:00,063
All you have to do is
just tell me where he is.
694
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:12,409
I already told you
I don't know where he is.
695
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,514
That's too bad.
696
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,031
I'm sorry I have to do this,
697
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:26,000
but I'm here to save lives.
698
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,102
Have you met
Jake's sister, Kelly?
699
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,203
What's she doing here?
700
00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,238
Everything is going to be fine.
701
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:34,831
But I have to caution you to
please stay behind the yellow line.
702
00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:47,822
She doesn't know anything!
703
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:48,756
But you do!
704
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,980
Are you going to tell me or...
705
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,195
Help me!
706
00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:55,496
Jake Stephens and the girl
are at a house
707
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,434
eighty miles outside
Governor's Crossing on Route 64.
708
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,668
The truth.
709
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,325
Excellent.
710
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,726
Kneel.
711
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,896
Good Chazz.
712
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,267
Good Cass.
713
00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:30,920
They're, uh, getting
pretty into it.
714
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,657
A little too into it.
715
00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:48,516
I wonder what's for dessert.
716
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:51,152
I'm not sure
I wanna stay and find out.
717
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:54,021
- What, you wanna leave?
- You don't?
718
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,991
We're safe here. I mean,
there's free food, free TV.
719
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,893
I think I saw an old
Nintendo 64 downstairs.
720
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:02,230
Jake, the NCD will
never stop looking for us.
721
00:42:02,254 --> 00:42:05,600
We need to find
my brother in Illinois.
722
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:07,401
Why? Thought you said
he was crazy.
723
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:12,228
My definition of crazy has
changed in the last 24 hours.
724
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,575
He knew about zombies in Iowa.
725
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:17,778
If there's a cure,
maybe he'll know about that, too.
726
00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:20,281
Grace said
the cure was bullshit.
727
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:21,949
Just because
they didn't find one
728
00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:23,518
doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
729
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,720
Haven't you ever seen
a zombie movie?
730
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,744
The cure never exists.
731
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,213
Fine. Stay here.
732
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:33,216
Maybe we're not as good
a team as I thought.
733
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,286
Wait, we're a team?
734
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,305
"Targets are now an asset"
735
00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,374
"better preserved
than eliminated."
736
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:49,933
He's turning them into
necro slaves, you know.
737
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,714
"Only terminate if under
threat of mortal danger."
738
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,838
I'll go along with that part.
739
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:00,121
Jake had two futures,
740
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:04,447
end up dead, or worse,
be some kind of zombie pet.
741
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,416
I didn't have much time.
742
00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:19,006
Amanda Blake wants to go
on a road trip with you,
743
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:21,798
and you said no. Are you insane?
744
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:24,779
Government agents are
out there trying to kill you
745
00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:27,637
and you want to leave.
Are you insane?
746
00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:30,351
All right, come on, Jake,
747
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:33,876
make a decision about something.
748
00:43:36,715 --> 00:43:38,081
Run!
749
00:43:58,536 --> 00:44:00,536
Let's get this over with.
750
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:03,539
Are they in there?
751
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,075
Move out!
752
00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:41,010
I consider myself
in mortal danger.
753
00:44:54,793 --> 00:44:56,671
We're supposed
to take them alive.
754
00:44:56,695 --> 00:44:58,661
That look like an asset to you?
755
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:02,943
House is clear.
756
00:45:02,967 --> 00:45:05,868
My team will secure
the necrotic.
757
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,713
Where are the other two?
758
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,448
They must have escaped.
759
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:25,433
Weird to think that whoever
owned this car a week ago
760
00:45:25,457 --> 00:45:29,570
became a midnight snack
for a pair of lesbian zombies
761
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:32,540
in a country kitchen.
762
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,931
What did they put
in the care package?
763
00:45:36,034 --> 00:45:38,813
Uh, some more clothes,
764
00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:40,236
blankets,
765
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:43,017
uh, of course the snacks,
766
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:45,352
and a map of people to eat.
767
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:49,190
Who knew the sexual offender
registry could be so useful?
768
00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:49,924
No kidding.
769
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,992
There's more sex offenders
than McDonald's.
770
00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,816
It's like Yelp for zombies.
771
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:59,288
I'm glad you decided
to come with me.
772
00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:02,358
Well, uh, you made
some good points.
773
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:05,473
And when I was in the house,
I could have sworn
774
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,241
I saw that cute government girl,
775
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,899
like, warning me to leave.
776
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,612
The Ripley chick?
777
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,881
I mean, it was probably
just my imagination,
778
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:16,083
but it scared
the crap out of me.
779
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,687
So, I didn't
get you to leave, she did.
780
00:46:19,711 --> 00:46:21,889
It was a team effort.
781
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,646
Want some advice?
782
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,627
Girls don't usually like it
783
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:29,619
when you fantasize
about other girls.
784
00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:34,023
I'm sorry.
785
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:37,805
Want to hear all the
fantasies I've had about you?
786
00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:39,162
No, thanks.
787
00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:44,912
Are there a lot?
788
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,836
More than I care to admit.
789
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:51,174
I promise you that
they were all very tasteful.
790
00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,312
Too bad.
791
00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:01,929
At least now we know
who helped them.
792
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:03,998
You want to explain
what happened here?
793
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,400
Mmm. Creepy Mr. Bowtie
wanted two necros,
794
00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:09,258
we found two necros.
Just different ones.
795
00:47:10,562 --> 00:47:14,308
I'm not handing over Jake so
Alastaire can turn him into a zombie pet.
796
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,443
All right,
maybe I agree with you about the pet thing,
797
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,113
but it's still our job
to contain these monsters.
798
00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,648
Stop calling him a monster.
799
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:24,451
Did you ever think maybe
we're just hunting sick people?
800
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:25,152
Yes.
801
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,954
But it makes you so sick
that you would rip
802
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:30,157
someone's daughter to shreds
right in front of them.
803
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:34,917
I can still hear
her sweet little girl voice.
804
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:39,333
Daddy, why is this man
eating me?
805
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:42,469
Jeez, Tom,
stop being such a pussy.
806
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:45,639
I'm sorry about Kimberly, but...
807
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:46,640
But Jake wouldn't do that.
808
00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:49,443
Really? 'Cause there's a
bunch of kids from his high school
809
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,767
who would disagree
if they could.
810
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,516
More strange and dark details
811
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,650
emerging from eastern
New Jersey tonight,
812
00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:59,954
at the home of Dick Cheney
High School senior Chazz Slade,
813
00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:01,755
where the mutilated bodies
of his family
814
00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:04,013
have just been discovered.
815
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,861
That wasn't us, right?
816
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:09,719
Nope. Chazz is a zombie.
817
00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:12,099
I thought
he was just an asshole.
818
00:48:12,123 --> 00:48:13,300
Oh, yeah, he is.
819
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:16,437
I knew that asshole
was cheating on me.
820
00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:20,708
And here's the proof.
He gave me the virus.
821
00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:23,777
I'm a fucking zombie
because of Chazz.
822
00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:24,511
You sure?
823
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:26,180
I mean, he was already
top contender
824
00:48:26,204 --> 00:48:28,849
for most likely
to murder his family.
825
00:48:28,873 --> 00:48:31,540
He's the only guy
I've ever been with.
826
00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:34,288
But you're Amanda Blake.
827
00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:37,191
Every guy in school
wants to bone you.
828
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:39,126
So, I must have let them?
829
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:41,262
No, no. I mean, no.
830
00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:45,532
I'm just, like, why Chazz?
831
00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:47,556
You're not gonna get this,
832
00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:51,594
but it was like it was expected.
833
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:54,675
You've seen him.
It was high school.
834
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:57,400
It's not like I'm looking
to get married.
835
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,349
You think I'm superficial.
836
00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:03,739
No.
837
00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:04,985
Hey.
838
00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:09,812
If the captain of the
cheerleaders asked me out,
839
00:49:10,815 --> 00:49:12,949
I'd jump at the chance.
840
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:19,889
You know I'm talking
about you, right?
841
00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:24,927
Yes, I'm aware I'm the
captain of the cheerleaders.
842
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:29,131
Or was the captain, anyway.
843
00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:33,414
What about you? How
did you catch the virus?
844
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,505
You're not gonna
get this, but...
845
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,341
Chazz.
846
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:44,313
I'm serious. Who was it?
847
00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:46,026
Terry Adams?
848
00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:48,829
The girl that sniffs
her hands? Come on.
849
00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:51,231
Give me a little credit.
850
00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:53,033
Fine.
851
00:49:53,057 --> 00:49:54,824
Then who?
852
00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:02,443
You won't know her.
She was from out of town.
853
00:50:02,467 --> 00:50:06,469
Normally, I'd call someone
a virgin if they told me that.
854
00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:10,050
But here we are.
855
00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:13,776
Zombie Jake, ladies' man.
856
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,261
I'm getting hungry.
857
00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:33,807
You want something to eat?
858
00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:36,532
I'll never say no to a road rat.
859
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:42,416
I don't think we have
enough rats to get us to Kyle's.
860
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,451
Well, that's what
Grace's map is for.
861
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,220
Here, take a look.
862
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,556
Yeah, but I don't think
I'm cut out
863
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:52,393
to be some sort of
zombie vigilante.
864
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,517
That sounds awesome.
865
00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,465
Amanda, we're gonna
have to eat someone.
866
00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:01,168
You know, and isn't it better
to be munching on these creeps
867
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:05,439
than getting all bitey
around some, I don't know,
868
00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,041
doctor about to cure cancer?
869
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:09,643
I don't think
I can make those choices.
870
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:12,913
My dad used to run
a stolen car chop shop.
871
00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:15,582
Would he be on Grace's list?
872
00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,851
Well, what if we only eat
the worst of the worst?
873
00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:21,321
Jake, we're talking
about eating people.
874
00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:23,757
We are the worst of the worst.
875
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:26,260
Yeah, but we can't help that.
876
00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,428
You know, at least
with this map,
877
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:30,019
it gives us
a little bit of control.
878
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,889
I guess.
879
00:51:34,158 --> 00:51:37,671
If we just ate whoever
we could end up eating.
880
00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,973
A fireman about to save a baby.
881
00:51:39,997 --> 00:51:42,409
Or a rescue worker in Haiti.
882
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,744
We're nowhere near Haiti.
883
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,268
Whatever.
Look, let's make a deal.
884
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:49,249
How about we won't eat anyone
885
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:51,474
unless we both agree?
886
00:51:53,077 --> 00:51:56,423
- We're not zombie vigilantes.
- Fine.
887
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,414
Zombie bounty hunters.
888
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:00,549
We'll decide the name later.
889
00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:08,157
♪ Wow!
890
00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:15,631
♪ Come on!
891
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,136
♪ Come on, honey
You know what you do, yeah
892
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,007
♪ Everybody knows
One or two like you, yeah
893
00:52:25,409 --> 00:52:28,922
♪ If you wanna fall in love
Or just mess around
894
00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:32,681
♪ Sure enough, honey
Couldn't bring me down
895
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:35,295
♪ Nobody does it like she does
896
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,798
♪ Nobody does it like she does
897
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:40,990
♪ Nobody does it like she does
898
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:44,927
♪ I can't seem to
Get away from you, girl
899
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:49,732
♪ And everything
That you say I do, girl
900
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:52,701
♪ Nobody does it
Like she does...
901
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,289
Maybe we should stop
for the night.
902
00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:05,014
Stop where?
There's nothing out here.
903
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,284
That's kind of the point.
904
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,664
We're all over the news.
905
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,734
If anyone were to see us,
they'd call the cops,
906
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:16,592
or worse, the NCD.
907
00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:21,564
I found this
in the clown's apartment.
908
00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:25,768
Wanna see if zombies
can get high?
909
00:53:25,937 --> 00:53:29,071
I love you. I mean, yes.
910
00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,052
Okay, maybe Tom's daughter
911
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:34,354
was eaten alive
at soccer practice,
912
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:35,923
but that wasn't Jake.
913
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,691
God, who are you kidding?
914
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,661
Everybody else can see it,
so just admit it.
915
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:41,895
You like him.
916
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:44,264
Wait, does that make me
a necrophiliac?
917
00:53:44,288 --> 00:53:47,534
And I'm pretty sure if Jake
knew me before all of this,
918
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:49,469
he would've liked me, too.
919
00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:52,428
I wonder what he's doing
right now.
920
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,820
If I told you last week
921
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:10,824
that we were gonna turn into
cannibal zombies,
922
00:54:10,848 --> 00:54:12,125
what would you have thought?
923
00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:14,494
I would have thought,
924
00:54:14,518 --> 00:54:17,331
"Holy shit. Amanda Blake
is talking to me."
925
00:54:17,355 --> 00:54:18,165
- I talk to you.
- I know.
926
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:22,502
And every time I thought,
"Holy shit. Amanda Blake is talking to me."
927
00:54:22,526 --> 00:54:27,841
Isn't it weird to think that things
will never be normal again?
928
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,443
I mean, it's Friday night.
929
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,878
I was supposed to be
cheering at the game,
930
00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,547
and then hit an after-party,
931
00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:40,809
instead I'm here eating rats
with Jake Stephens.
932
00:54:42,313 --> 00:54:44,258
Strangest date ever.
933
00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:46,627
This is a date? Damn.
934
00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:49,296
Wish I had known. I would
have worn my fancy red hoodie
935
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:53,555
with a big eyeball and
"hype" written across the front.
936
00:54:56,694 --> 00:55:00,462
What would you be doing if
you hadn't turned into a zombie?
937
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,810
Honestly, this and video games.
938
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:07,080
Sad thing is,
I was kind of looking forward to it.
939
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:09,138
So, let's play a game.
940
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,085
How about fuck, marry, kill?
941
00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:15,455
Hmm. For us, it has to be
fuck, marry, eat.
942
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,823
Works for me.
943
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:19,581
- Give me three names.
- Okay.
944
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:22,963
Mr. Dipietro, Chazz,
945
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:26,055
and my friend Adam.
946
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:31,238
Marry Mr. Dipietro,
because he's scared of girls,
947
00:55:31,262 --> 00:55:32,239
and he wouldn't touch me.
948
00:55:32,263 --> 00:55:37,266
Eat Chazz because he's
the reason I eat people now.
949
00:55:37,702 --> 00:55:41,370
And I guess fuck your friend.
950
00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,650
I don't like this game.
951
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,752
Too bad. Your turn.
952
00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:50,757
Uh, Mr. Dipietro,
lunch lady Linda,
953
00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:53,749
and that little NCD slut.
954
00:55:55,286 --> 00:55:59,132
Yeah, marry Mr. Dipietro
because it's probably
955
00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:01,635
the only way I'll pass
his class at this point.
956
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:04,738
Fuck lunch lady Linda,
'cause free fries
957
00:56:04,762 --> 00:56:09,031
and eat the NCD chick.
958
00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:10,933
Good answer.
959
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,649
Do you know how long
I've wanted to do this?
960
00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:33,555
What the fuck?
961
00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:37,671
I think I just made
Jake puke on Amanda.
962
00:56:37,695 --> 00:56:39,072
For the record,
that was the most
963
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,964
disturbing thing
I'd seen all week.
964
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:48,181
I swear that has
never happened to me.
965
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:49,783
Stop apologizing.
966
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:53,742
Can we not talk about it
in, like, ever again?
967
00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:56,979
Can you hand me
something to eat?
968
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,549
There's no more.
969
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,432
Oh, I'm starting to get
the zombie munchies, too.
970
00:57:05,456 --> 00:57:09,057
Check the map. I
need to eat a rapist now.
971
00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:10,670
Uh...
972
00:57:10,694 --> 00:57:13,707
Oh,
there's not really much around here. Uh...
973
00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:15,776
"Miss Sophia, a Spanish teacher"
974
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,745
"who blew a 17-year-old boy."
975
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:19,846
Does Miss Sophia need to die?
976
00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:23,338
I mean, the kid kinda
looks happy, too.
977
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,894
Hello? Come on. What the fuck?
978
00:57:33,918 --> 00:57:37,486
What about this douchebag?
979
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,166
- Him?
- Yeah.
980
00:57:39,190 --> 00:57:42,291
- What did he do?
- He's on our ass.
981
00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:46,740
He's texting.
982
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,597
And he's pissing me off.
983
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:56,772
What the fuck
is wrong with you, man?
984
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:08,595
No, Jonathan, no.
Why didn't you call me?
985
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:10,385
My God.
986
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:15,057
He looks like he's
been turned inside out!
987
00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,125
No!
988
00:58:25,803 --> 00:58:29,638
Promise me he can't
become one of Alastaire's pets.
989
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:34,309
Okay, I'll find him.
990
00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,727
You sure your brother
won't call the cops
991
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,629
when we show up at his door?
992
00:58:42,653 --> 00:58:44,264
Kyle hates all authority
993
00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:45,999
and government figures.
994
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,156
He thinks they framed our dad.
995
00:58:48,259 --> 00:58:49,803
So, he believes in zombies
996
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,727
and hates all government.
997
00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:53,495
Sounds awesome.
998
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,448
Kyle. It's me. Amanda.
999
00:59:01,472 --> 00:59:05,173
Prove it. What does your
first boyfriend call you?
1000
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:09,711
Handy Mandy.
1001
00:59:22,493 --> 00:59:23,603
Jake Stephens.
1002
00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:26,940
The second shooter,
the unpopular boy toy.
1003
00:59:26,964 --> 00:59:27,874
- Oh, really?
- It's a lie.
1004
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,276
- We didn't shoot anybody?
- I know.
1005
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:30,810
The news said
they had you in custody,
1006
00:59:30,834 --> 00:59:32,879
but they never
showed you arrested.
1007
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:34,770
What really happened?
1008
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,984
I knew it.
1009
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:39,786
You knew we were zombies?
1010
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,087
Well, at first,
I thought you found out
1011
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,188
that your vice principal
was selling
1012
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,591
special-needs students
as sex slaves
1013
00:59:44,615 --> 00:59:47,082
and he had you eliminated.
1014
00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:49,329
Zombies was my second guess.
1015
00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,665
I've know about the
epidemic for a while now.
1016
00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,889
Do you know if there's a cure?
1017
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,005
One of my contacts sent me this
1018
00:59:59,029 --> 01:00:00,762
a while back.
1019
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,178
This is Grandfather,
1020
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:07,514
in what might be
my last transmission.
1021
01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:09,816
As of now,
I'm trapped in Des Moines
1022
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,819
where the necrotics
are growing restless.
1023
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:14,554
They've become organized
1024
01:00:14,578 --> 01:00:16,089
and it's just a matter of time
1025
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:18,146
before they do something...
1026
01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:19,726
unfortunate.
1027
01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,595
But most importantly,
1028
01:00:21,619 --> 01:00:25,287
I've done what you said
was impossible, Alastaire.
1029
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:27,789
I found a cure.
1030
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:32,973
- How far is Iowa?
- We'll leave first thing in the morning.
1031
01:00:32,997 --> 01:00:34,374
Kyle, you don't have
to come with us.
1032
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:37,933
I've been waiting for the
right sign to get me out of here.
1033
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,135
Never thought it'd be you.
1034
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,606
We're getting close.
1035
01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:46,219
You're doing the right thing.
1036
01:00:46,243 --> 01:00:47,287
They can't stop
1037
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,622
even if they want to.
1038
01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:51,257
Still, Jake's gonna die
because of me.
1039
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:54,016
Jake is already dead.
1040
01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:57,352
Turn here.
1041
01:01:03,927 --> 01:01:06,662
I think my brother's
afraid of me.
1042
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,032
Kyle? No way.
1043
01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:12,312
He locked his bedroom door
1044
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:16,004
and he put his dresser
right in front of it.
1045
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:18,573
He probably
does that every night.
1046
01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:21,109
Probably.
1047
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,592
Hey.
1048
01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:27,627
We're gonna stick to the plan.
1049
01:01:27,651 --> 01:01:28,595
Your plan.
1050
01:01:28,619 --> 01:01:30,964
We came to see if your
brother knew about a cure
1051
01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:31,898
and he did.
1052
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:34,567
Now you and me
are going to find it.
1053
01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:36,191
Thanks, Jake.
1054
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:38,471
I don't know how I could eat
1055
01:01:38,495 --> 01:01:40,073
all those people without you.
1056
01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:41,508
Don't say anything, dude.
1057
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:42,409
You'll only mess it up.
1058
01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:44,566
Just look at her and smile.
1059
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:49,115
You can sleep
next to me if you want.
1060
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:52,574
Thanks, brain,
I should listen to you more often.
1061
01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:00,493
So, what's the first thing
1062
01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:03,018
you're gonna do
after you're cured?
1063
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,753
Shower
1064
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:05,799
and go to a spa
1065
01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:08,168
to get the most
aggressive mani-pedi
1066
01:02:08,192 --> 01:02:09,302
known to man.
1067
01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:12,439
Anything to get the gunk
out from under my nails.
1068
01:02:12,463 --> 01:02:14,507
That's so deep.
1069
01:02:14,531 --> 01:02:16,176
I'm not finished.
1070
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,812
Then I'm going
to make it my mission
1071
01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:20,714
to change how the
world views zombies.
1072
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:24,050
I'm going to tell
everyone about the virus
1073
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,985
- and expose the bastards...
- Mmm.
1074
01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:27,220
That are trying to hide it.
1075
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:29,289
All right, so, first, spa day,
1076
01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:31,424
then zombie activist.
1077
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,059
And I'm never eating meat again.
1078
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,495
Hardcore vegan all the way.
1079
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:35,962
What about you?
1080
01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:39,032
I'm gonna find the best
vegan restaurant in the world
1081
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:41,468
and then I'm gonna
take you out to dinner.
1082
01:02:41,492 --> 01:02:42,936
After you shower,
1083
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,762
but before your
Equality For Zombies campaign.
1084
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,376
What if Grace is right
1085
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,444
and the cure is bullshit?
1086
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:53,213
We could be going
to Iowa for no reason.
1087
01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:57,139
Then we'd just be like every
other person that's going to Iowa.
1088
01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:00,453
I'm more worried
that the cure is real
1089
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:03,556
and you won't have
to hang out with me anymore.
1090
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:06,314
I don't have
to hang out with you now.
1091
01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:08,316
I want to.
1092
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:13,388
So, we'll still hang out
post zombie?
1093
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:16,992
We're a team.
1094
01:03:21,064 --> 01:03:23,476
You're not gonna
puke on me again, are you?
1095
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,500
Only if you want me to.
1096
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,813
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1097
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:01,670
Wait.
1098
01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:03,638
There you go.
1099
01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:06,041
Good Chazz.
1100
01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:08,488
That won't happen to Jake.
1101
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:10,612
Just make sure they're inside.
1102
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:22,368
You're so fucking hot,
1103
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,404
I've wanted this for so long.
1104
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:26,494
Please stop talking.
1105
01:04:30,801 --> 01:04:31,711
They won't see you coming.
1106
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:34,936
Not unless you're
between Amanda's legs.
1107
01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:39,452
Thomas, stand down.
1108
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:40,775
Watch the future.
1109
01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:48,884
What was that?
1110
01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:51,231
My friends high-fiving
in heaven?
1111
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:54,189
I'll check in a minute,
maybe less.
1112
01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:59,327
Come on!
1113
01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:00,940
Chazz?
1114
01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:03,899
Oh, my God, you psycho stalker.
1115
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:19,726
That's for dunking
my head in the toilet, Chazz.
1116
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,928
That's for cheating on me
with some zombie slut
1117
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:22,996
and turning me into a zombie.
1118
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:26,288
What the hell is happening?
Is it an alien invasion?
1119
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:27,300
Wait!
1120
01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:29,035
Oh, right, zombies.
1121
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:31,159
He didn't come here alone.
1122
01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:39,712
The NCD is outside.
1123
01:05:39,736 --> 01:05:41,581
They'll never get in.
1124
01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:43,583
I've been preparing
for this my whole life.
1125
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,618
I've got guns,
bombs, provisions.
1126
01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:48,321
Everything we need
to withstand a siege.
1127
01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,612
We could last for years in here.
1128
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,316
Kyle!
1129
01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,230
We need to get him help.
1130
01:05:57,254 --> 01:05:59,020
How? We can't get out.
1131
01:06:01,058 --> 01:06:02,201
Chazz, you big dumb fuck.
1132
01:06:02,225 --> 01:06:05,427
You're finally going
to do something useful.
1133
01:06:13,904 --> 01:06:14,814
Stop.
1134
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:16,471
That's the wrong one.
1135
01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:20,420
Go. Go get him. Up.
1136
01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:23,211
Shit, it's a diversion.
1137
01:06:31,054 --> 01:06:32,765
Tom,
1138
01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:34,300
don't... don't shoot him.
1139
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,690
Please.
1140
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:39,706
What the fuck, Cass?
1141
01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:41,074
Have you completely lost it?
1142
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,775
There's gotta be another way.
1143
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:43,832
I...
1144
01:06:48,438 --> 01:06:49,704
Tom?
1145
01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:55,643
Run. Jake, go!
1146
01:06:58,949 --> 01:07:00,215
No.
1147
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,684
No.
1148
01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:10,737
You bitch.
1149
01:07:10,761 --> 01:07:13,206
You're fucking awful.
1150
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:15,808
You're blind!
Your brother's afraid of you.
1151
01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:18,644
And God that was a stupid idea!
1152
01:07:18,668 --> 01:07:22,170
And you don't deserve Jake!
1153
01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:32,247
Cassandra.
1154
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:34,749
What's gonna happen to him?
1155
01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:38,064
Incident Management protocol.
1156
01:07:38,088 --> 01:07:40,733
We don't need any more
unnecessary casualties.
1157
01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,257
You mean like Tom?
1158
01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:43,336
I am sorry.
1159
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,238
Your partner was a good soldier.
1160
01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:48,207
As we move forward
on our new mission,
1161
01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:49,142
that won't happen again.
1162
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,510
Count me out.
I found your zombie.
1163
01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:52,845
She's tied up in a bow. I quit.
1164
01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:55,081
I only see one prisoner.
1165
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,716
I assume you know
how to count to two.
1166
01:07:56,740 --> 01:08:00,486
- You let him go. You find him yourself.
- Cass.
1167
01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:03,244
No one quits the NCD.
1168
01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:08,995
I'm losing patience.
1169
01:08:09,019 --> 01:08:10,596
Tell me where the boy is
or I'll just rip it out
1170
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,998
out of your little brain,
1171
01:08:12,022 --> 01:08:13,466
and if that happens,
1172
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:14,967
things will get very,
1173
01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:16,302
very ugly.
1174
01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:19,405
Okay, you want to play?
1175
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,673
I'm not afraid of you.
1176
01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,008
I'm stronger than you.
1177
01:08:22,032 --> 01:08:23,965
That's why you need me.
1178
01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:27,669
Really misjudged that one, Cass.
1179
01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:36,611
You don't think I'd ever
really let you go.
1180
01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:57,577
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1181
01:08:57,601 --> 01:08:59,178
Jake, what are you doing?
1182
01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,768
Amanda needs you.
1183
01:09:02,205 --> 01:09:02,715
Don't worry, Amanda.
1184
01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:05,640
- We're gonna get to Iowa.
- We're gonna get cured.
1185
01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:12,947
Jake?
1186
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:14,949
You're okay.
1187
01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:17,252
You...
1188
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:21,868
You're the NCD girl,
1189
01:09:21,892 --> 01:09:23,636
the one that's been hunting us.
1190
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,494
Well, not anymore.
Now they're hunting me, too.
1191
01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:29,164
Have you seen the girl
I was with?
1192
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,967
- Yeah, she's back in the house.
- Thanks.
1193
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:35,537
Wait. Hey.
1194
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:42,110
Jake?
1195
01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,115
Amanda's not in here
1196
01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:48,227
and neither is Kyle.
1197
01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,018
Did the NCD take them?
1198
01:09:51,321 --> 01:09:52,632
What are they gonna do to them?
1199
01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:53,866
Well, they'll erase
Kyle's memory.
1200
01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,368
He won't remember what happened.
1201
01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:57,737
- And Amanda, did they...
- No, she's alive.
1202
01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,106
They're not killing necro...
1203
01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:02,008
Your kind anymore.
1204
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,477
Okay, so,
what are they doing to us?
1205
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,134
You don't want to know.
1206
01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:10,205
- I gotta find her.
- You won't be able to.
1207
01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:13,019
Well, then I'll let myself
get captured.
1208
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:15,988
Either way I-I gotta save her.
1209
01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,245
Wait.
1210
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:23,384
I might be able to find her.
1211
01:10:24,221 --> 01:10:24,931
How?
1212
01:10:24,955 --> 01:10:26,621
The same way I found you.
1213
01:10:26,923 --> 01:10:27,567
I'm psychic.
1214
01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:30,369
I can get inside her mind
and track her. I'll just
1215
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,328
need something
that she touched recently.
1216
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:36,576
Will this work?
1217
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,945
- Really?
- Well, what, you have to, like, rub it
1218
01:10:38,969 --> 01:10:40,379
or sniff it or something?
1219
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,347
- Or, like...
- No, ew.
1220
01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:43,349
Do you even know
what a psychic is?
1221
01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:44,739
Will it work?
1222
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,474
It'll work.
1223
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,959
So, you can read minds.
1224
01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:55,116
What am I thinking right now?
1225
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,997
This Ripley chick may be cute,
1226
01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,632
but she's crazy as fuck.
1227
01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:02,223
Holy shit. That's awesome.
1228
01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:03,603
You think I'm cute?
1229
01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:04,537
So, how did you
become a psychic?
1230
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:06,806
Is it like a... Like,
a Hogwarts or something?
1231
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:10,009
No, they gave me this
career aptitude test in school
1232
01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,310
and the next day
government agents
1233
01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:13,012
showed up on my door.
1234
01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:14,046
I took that test.
1235
01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:16,082
Oh, yeah? Did it say
you were a zombie?
1236
01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:17,483
I mean, it said
I was a brain-dead idiot
1237
01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:19,719
who wasn't gonna do
anything with his life,
1238
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,787
so, yeah, I guess, it did.
1239
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,923
Well, then the test was wrong.
1240
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:26,225
Since I've met you,
you've been in a car chase,
1241
01:11:26,249 --> 01:11:27,793
you had a couple of shoot-outs,
1242
01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,195
you saved a girl.
1243
01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:31,097
I haven't saved her yet.
1244
01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:34,255
Well, I... I wasn't
talking about her.
1245
01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:39,171
You made my life
sound like a movie.
1246
01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:41,140
Well, you're like a superhero
1247
01:11:41,164 --> 01:11:44,043
or a zombie vigilante.
1248
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:45,466
Right?
1249
01:11:45,669 --> 01:11:47,913
Try telling that to Amanda.
1250
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:50,305
God, she has no idea.
1251
01:11:58,682 --> 01:11:59,792
She's in there.
1252
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,560
You saw that just from a bra?
1253
01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:02,995
Thought it was magical before.
1254
01:12:03,019 --> 01:12:06,888
No, it's not her bra.
It's my special skills.
1255
01:12:12,295 --> 01:12:13,773
I don't know about this.
1256
01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:15,797
Just do what I told you.
1257
01:12:28,178 --> 01:12:30,345
I'm here with a new recruit.
1258
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,280
Right away, sir.
1259
01:12:41,124 --> 01:12:44,759
That was some serious
Jedi mind trick shit.
1260
01:12:45,261 --> 01:12:49,731
That dude had no idea we were
the droids he was looking for.
1261
01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,951
What is this place?
1262
01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:12,031
I think it's where
they do experiments.
1263
01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:14,021
Well, where's Amanda?
1264
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,657
In there.
1265
01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:41,127
Grace?
1266
01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:44,051
So much for not turning into an animal,
huh?
1267
01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,387
Too soon?
1268
01:13:46,556 --> 01:13:48,256
Jake.
1269
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:51,592
- My God, Jake.
- Hey.
1270
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:55,730
Couldn't let them break
the team up, could I?
1271
01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,445
What is she doing here?
1272
01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:00,579
She's how I found you.
1273
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,681
She's how they found
us in the first place.
1274
01:14:02,705 --> 01:14:04,083
Okay, so, she's batting 500.
1275
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:05,951
Can we argue
about this later please?
1276
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,575
'Cause right now, I...
1277
01:14:08,144 --> 01:14:10,322
If that worked,
we'd all be out of here.
1278
01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:14,215
Can you find something
to pick the lock with?
1279
01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:42,643
Will this work?
1280
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:45,146
I was thinking one of those.
1281
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:15,510
Um, love birds, we need to go.
1282
01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:23,251
Shit.
1283
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:28,656
How quickly
can you pick those locks?
1284
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,186
Get in there.
It's out of control.
1285
01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:22,421
Cassandra!
1286
01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:23,756
How nice of you
1287
01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:25,925
to deliver Mr. Stephens to me.
1288
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,159
Jeez, Chazz.
1289
01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:28,761
Didn't we kick your ass already?
1290
01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:30,663
You're not taking them, freak.
1291
01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:31,363
We're both freaks.
1292
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:34,500
You know why they give
that aptitude test, don't you?
1293
01:16:34,524 --> 01:16:37,469
So, they can find psychics
like you and me.
1294
01:16:37,493 --> 01:16:40,272
Long before they hunted necros,
1295
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:41,006
there was us.
1296
01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:43,309
Well, psychics
don't hurt people.
1297
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:44,143
At least I don't.
1298
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,378
Oh, but they're scared of you.
1299
01:16:46,402 --> 01:16:47,446
Now, when the necros are gone,
1300
01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:49,114
who do you think
they're going to hunt then?
1301
01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:51,750
- Jeez, and you thought I don't shut up.
- That's why
1302
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:56,188
we must use the necros,
that's why we must stick together.
1303
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:59,947
Use the necros.
Thanks for the tip.
1304
01:17:03,553 --> 01:17:04,630
No, Chazz!
1305
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:08,367
Go, go, go. Move.
1306
01:17:08,391 --> 01:17:11,058
Chazz, no. No.
1307
01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:20,846
Thank for, you know, saving us.
1308
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:21,747
It was teamwork.
1309
01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:23,682
Ripley is not coming with us.
1310
01:17:23,706 --> 01:17:25,117
Why not? I mean, we need her.
1311
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,286
Oh, you think
I look like Ripley, too.
1312
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:28,420
She going to help us
find the cure
1313
01:17:28,444 --> 01:17:29,922
with her awesome psychic powers.
1314
01:17:29,946 --> 01:17:31,690
I don't think a cure exists.
1315
01:17:31,714 --> 01:17:33,258
Otherwise I would
have heard about it.
1316
01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:35,394
Well, there's some
grandpa dude in Iowa
1317
01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:38,397
who disagrees,
so, hopefully you're wrong.
1318
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,798
I don't want her help.
1319
01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:41,734
Eh, you're lucky
I'm willing to help
1320
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,924
after what you did
to my partner.
1321
01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:45,671
Fuck that guy. He shot me.
1322
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,473
Well, maybe you had it coming.
1323
01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:48,974
Well, maybe
you've got it coming.
1324
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,075
Are you threatening me?
1325
01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:52,333
Girls, girls,
you're both pretty.
1326
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,481
Let's just agree to disagree.
1327
01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:56,415
Forget it.
1328
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,017
I'll find the cure myself.
1329
01:17:58,041 --> 01:18:01,654
Hey, hey, come on.
Iowa's a big place.
1330
01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:04,123
We're gonna need
all the help we can get.
1331
01:18:04,147 --> 01:18:06,091
Come on. For me?
1332
01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:07,715
We're a team, right?
1333
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,987
She better not get in
my way when I'm hungry.
1334
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,351
You know,
she's gonna eat me first chance she gets.
1335
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:36,010
No, she won't. We vote on it.
1336
01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,962
I finally felt like
I was back in high school,
1337
01:18:43,986 --> 01:18:46,632
on a road trip
with kids my own age.
1338
01:18:46,656 --> 01:18:48,100
How are you doing back there?
1339
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,191
Oh, I'm great. Thanks.
1340
01:18:51,661 --> 01:18:54,540
Even if one of them
wanted to eat me.
1341
01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:56,875
Would there be a cure.
Who knows?
1342
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:59,078
But if so, I could save Jake
1343
01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:01,435
and take down the NCD.
1344
01:19:04,574 --> 01:19:07,319
My life finally had direction.
1345
01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:09,588
Even if it was
taking me to Iowa.
1346
01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:11,390
Would there be a cure?
Who cares?
1347
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:14,393
At least I was heading
there with two hot chicks.
1348
01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,417
I mean, women.
1349
01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:24,036
Came out of nowhere.
1350
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:25,404
Do you think she's dead?
1351
01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:26,939
God, I hope not.
1352
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:29,074
- You hungry?
- Please don't eat her.
1353
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,898
You don't get to vote.
1354
01:19:40,877 --> 01:19:42,187
Mazzy?
1355
01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:44,612
Well, hello, Jake.
1356
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,891
You know her?
1357
01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:48,827
Kind of. I mean, she's the...
1358
01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:51,852
one that turned me
into a zombie.
1359
01:19:52,622 --> 01:19:55,156
So, you slept with her?
1360
01:20:20,783 --> 01:20:21,783
Check, please.
1361
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:31,003
♪ Yeah!
1362
01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:35,029
♪ Calling all girls
And calling all boys you know
1363
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:36,975
♪ Gimme a break
1364
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:39,912
♪ I got lot on my mind
And I've soul
1365
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:42,381
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1366
01:20:42,405 --> 01:20:44,783
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1367
01:20:44,807 --> 01:20:49,510
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out for yourself
1368
01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:52,758
♪ A couple of days
A couple of states
1369
01:20:52,782 --> 01:20:54,481
♪ A new home
1370
01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:59,264
♪ Yeah, way back home
Where the summer goes as we go
1371
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,867
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1372
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:04,069
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1373
01:21:04,093 --> 01:21:08,996
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out for yourself
1374
01:21:28,951 --> 01:21:33,131
♪ Calling all girls
And calling all boys you know
1375
01:21:33,155 --> 01:21:36,068
♪ I've been down for a while
Yeah, it's real, baby
1376
01:21:36,092 --> 01:21:37,903
♪ Down, I know
1377
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:40,072
♪ And please, baby!
Please, baby!
1378
01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:42,596
♪ Please, baby, I don't know
1379
01:21:43,099 --> 01:21:44,977
♪ And please, baby!
Please, baby!
1380
01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:47,713
♪ Please, baby, I don't know
1381
01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:50,182
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1382
01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,551
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1383
01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:55,354
♪ If you wanna know
You will find out
1384
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:56,021
♪ If you wanna know
1385
01:21:56,045 --> 01:21:59,947
♪ You will find out
For yourself ♪
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