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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:10,967 The Clean Air Act required all new cars 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,883 to be equipped with catalytic converters 3 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,711 to combat air pollution. 4 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:18,235 The first state to do this was California, 5 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,672 which led Texans to say things like... 6 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,371 I hate California.ADULT SHELDON: And... 7 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:26,069 When will that place fall in the ocean? 8 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,506 While not everyone was happy about it, 9 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,943 six years later, one particular Texan 10 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,033 saw an opportunity to get rich quick. 11 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,991 Man, I'm gonna get rich quick. 12 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,602 I just got my ticket out of here. 13 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:38,951 Adios. 14 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,041 I'm serious. This thing is full of tips 15 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,304 on how to make a fortune. Only cost me a dollar. 16 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,349 Is one of the tips "make a crappy newsletter 17 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:47,177 and charge idiots a dollar for it"? 18 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,006 No, but not a bad idea. 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,879 Listen to this: "Raise bees and sell the honey for profit." 20 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,794 Do it, and I'm living with Meemaw. 21 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:58,188 "Sell blood or non-vital organs." 22 00:00:58,232 --> 00:01:00,060 Give 'em your brain. You're not using it. 23 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:05,065 I think that's the only time I've ever heard you laugh. 24 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,284 That's the only time you've ever been funny. 25 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:11,767 Platinum can be extracted from ordinary roadside gravel. 26 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:12,942 No, it can't. 27 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,074 Actually, it can. 28 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,988 Catalytic converters contain platinum. 29 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:17,599 Microparticles of that platinum 30 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:18,730 are expelled in the exhaust 31 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,471 and are mixed in with the gravel. 32 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:23,344 See? This thing's a gold mine. 33 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:27,348 It would be more apt to call it a platinum mine. 34 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,481 I laughed at your joke. 35 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:54,157 Strike!Keep your eye on the ball. 36 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,595 Strike two. 37 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,728 You got this! 38 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,210 Strike three. 39 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:05,168 You're out.MEEMAW: Hey, ump, 40 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,343 you're blind. 41 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,432 She swung and missed.Fine. 42 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,695 Hey ump, you're bald. 43 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,828 Better? 44 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:15,744 Come on. You can do this, girl. 45 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,183 Strike one. 46 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,924 You can do it, sweetheart. 47 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,492 Strike two. 48 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:25,928 Strike three. 49 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:28,191 I still think you can do it, sweetheart. 50 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:29,975 Strike one. 51 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,934 Strike two. 52 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,243 Strike three. You're out. 53 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,114 Strike one. 54 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,072 Strike two. 55 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,118 Strike three. You're out. 56 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,256 It's okay, Cooper. You'll get 'em next time. 57 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,653 Want to go to Dairy Queen? 58 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,394 I don't deserve Dairy Queen. 59 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,222 It's not your fault, honey. 60 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:02,138 That other pitcher was almost a grown man. 61 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,185 I think I saw him at the bar last night. 62 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,143 Y-You're just going through a little slump. 63 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,405 Happens to everyone. 64 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,233 Well, how do I get out of it? 65 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,148 When I've been at the craps table... 66 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,628 George, you give advice. 67 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:17,414 Smart. Man's been in a slump his whole life. 68 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,242 You just got to get out of your head. 69 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,244 You... you're thinking too much. 70 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,986 I promise thinking too much has never been my problem. 71 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,075 When I'm feeling down, do you know what I do? 72 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:28,033 Pray. 73 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,252 It works. 74 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,080 In fact, I'm gonna pray for you tonight. 75 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,343 Everybody prays to God at night. 76 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:35,911 Do it now while he's got some free time. 77 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,655 Hey what you doing? 78 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:43,440 Playing a historically accurate game called The Oregon Trail. 79 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,268 That sounds boring. 80 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:49,011 Hardly. My wagon broke an axle, and my wife died of dysentery. 81 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,274 Well, can you pause it for a sec? 82 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,755 It does seems rude to push on to Oregon 83 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:57,149 while my daughter Mabel is mourning the loss of her mother. 84 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,413 What can I do for you? 85 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:02,111 Remember when we were talking about platinum in gravel? 86 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,678 Do you know how to get it out? 87 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,332 It's not a complicated principle. 88 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,291 I could probably do it with my Professor Proton chemistry set. 89 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,599 Great.And an oven that reaches 2,000 degrees. 90 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,122 Does our oven do that? 91 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,950 No, but I read you can build one 92 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,082 out of a garbage can and a leaf blower. 93 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,519 Cool. Let's mine some platinum. 94 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,782 No, thank you. I don't care about money. 95 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,398 But you care about science, right? 96 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,095 Of course. 97 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,184 So I offer you the chance to do an experiment 98 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,883 and you'd rather play a video game? 99 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,104 What would Professor Proton think? 100 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,849 He'd be disappointed. 101 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,677 So what do you say? 102 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,723 I say we collect gravel. 103 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,246 There you go. 104 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,728 In case you're worried, 105 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,904 Mabel and I did finally make it to Oregon, 106 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:59,299 where I remarried and lived to the ripe old age of 41. 107 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,828 All right, Cooper, remember what I told you, okay? 108 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,351 Knees bent, elbows out, 109 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,440 eye on the ball. 110 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,137 Hang on. 111 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:14,966 Hi, God. It's Missy Cooper. 112 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,534 I know my mom talked to you about me the other day, 113 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,144 and she's, like, your biggest fan. 114 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,190 Hey, what's going on? 115 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,974 What, did you fall asleep? 116 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,062 Sorry, I was praying. 117 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,195 My apologies. 118 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,027 Anyway, I could really use your help getting a hit. 119 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,594 Amen. 120 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,770 Okay.Are we good? 121 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,511 I don't know. We'll find out. 122 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,860 Okay, remember, 123 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,514 elbows up, 124 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,690 knees bent. 125 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,779 I'm coming at you, Cooper. 126 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:52,395 Way to go. Perfect. 127 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,571 Thank you, God. 128 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:55,572 How about, "Thank you, Coach"? 129 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,531 Thank you, Coach.Too late. 130 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,578 This should be a good spot. 131 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,276 It's a high-traffic area, which means plenty of exhaust, 132 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,800 and therefore plenty of platinum. 133 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,628 Great. Let's get shoveling. 134 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,160 You ain't gonna help? 135 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,770 No. 136 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,600 How was practice? 137 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,907 Great. I hit the ball further than anyone. 138 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:29,040 Sounds like a little prayer helped after all. 139 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:32,087 I guess it did.You seem surprised. 140 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,958 Well, God knows everything, 141 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,699 and I have some pretty evil thoughts. 142 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:36,918 Missy. 143 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,746 Ooh, what if I start wearing a cross 144 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,400 so God knows I mean business? 145 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,489 You could also clean up your thinking. 146 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,448 Nah. 147 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,022 What's taking so long? 148 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,067 It'd be faster if you helped. 149 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:59,027 Well, we know that's not happening. 150 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,682 I know you got your hands full with all that sad stuff, 151 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:05,773 like disease and war and hunger and poverty, 152 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:08,950 so thanks again for helping me get some hits at practice. 153 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,560 Amen. 154 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:13,389 Don't forget to ask him to keep our family safe and healthy. 155 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,609 I just hung up. Don't make me call him back. 156 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,183 Should I be wearing all that? 157 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:27,098 I recommend it. Those rocks are filthy. 158 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,012 I'm good. 159 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,231 God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt. 160 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,711 Where do we start? 161 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,104 The first step is to put the gravel in these colanders, 162 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,498 and then sift it over the tray to collect the dust. 163 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,636 It's like finding money in the street. 164 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:45,334 Why do you care so much about money? 165 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,945 You saw Back to the Futurewhen their dad's rich at the end, 166 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:50,557 his wife is all skinny and loves him way more. 167 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,560 So you want a wife who loves you because you have money? 168 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,257 A skinny wife. 169 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,478 I have something for you. 170 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,915 You said you wanted a cross, 171 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,788 and this is the one I used to wear when I was your age. 172 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,181 It's so pretty. 173 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:09,010 I'm glad you like it. 174 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:13,275 It's a nice reminder that wherever you are, 175 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:14,885 God is always with you. 176 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,673 And it means a lot to me that you want to wear it. 177 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:23,459 Thanks, Mom. I'm gonna pray right now. 178 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,374 God, it's Missy again. 179 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,681 If you can hear me better, it's 'cause I'm wearing a cross now. 180 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,987 Please let me get a lot of hits on Saturday. 181 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,686 And if their star pitcher breaks his arm or gets run over 182 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,602 by a truck, I'd totally be okay with that. 183 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,604 Amen. 184 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:39,823 Amen. 185 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,695 Now we have to sift the powder again 186 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,827 because the platinum particles are extremely small, 187 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,003 sometimes no more than just a few atoms. 188 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,093 If I was as smart as you, I'd play the stock market. 189 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,660 Or go on Price Is Right. 190 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:53,620 I'd rather spend my time focusing on important things, 191 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:56,013 like figuring out how the universe works. 192 00:08:56,057 --> 00:09:00,583 So, say you figure out how the universe works. Then what? 193 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,977 I'm not sure, but in the meantime, 194 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,413 I agree with Richard Feynman. 195 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:07,677 I simply enjoy the pleasure of finding things out. 196 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,244 I agree with the Beastie Boys. 197 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,594 You got to fight for your right to party. 198 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:14,510 Well, it's good to have a personal philosophy. 199 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,469 What's next?We create a chemical flux 200 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,254 by combining borax, sodium carbonate, 201 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,690 lead oxide and flour. 202 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,692 Did you know Sheldon and Georgie 203 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,041 are working on something together? 204 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,348 That's nice. And guess what-- 205 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,742 Missy asked me if she could wear a cross. 206 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,614 She's in her bedroom saying prayers right now. 207 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,051 I don't like it. 208 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,706 What are you talking about? Our kids are behaving. 209 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,274 Exactly. Something bad's gonna happen. 210 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,928 Why can't you just be thankful? 211 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,495 Because that's when life kicks you right in the plums, Mary. 212 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,933 Dad, where's your power drill? 213 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,588 Why?Our oven doesn't reach 2,000 degrees, 214 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,372 so we're going to make a homemade kiln 215 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,765 out of a garbage can. 216 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,288 And there go the plums. 217 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,812 Are you two trying to burn down the house? 218 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,032 No, we're trying to make platinum out of gravel. 219 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,295 You're not building a 2,000-degree oven. 220 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,385 Fine. Just so you know, I was gonna cut you in. 221 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,823 Really? You'll fight for your right to party 222 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,216 but not for your right to make a device 223 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,783 that'll exceed the melting point of lead? 224 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,175 Shut up. 225 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,221 Ooh, "Why can't you be thankful?" 226 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,705 What's your problem? 227 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,750 Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln, 228 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,710 so Georgie and I can't finish our experiment. 229 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,842 Before you tell me, I don't care what a kiln is. 230 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,323 Okay, but you'll never know it's a high-temperature oven. 231 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:31,108 If you're unhappy, just ask God for help. 232 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,414 I don't believe in God. 233 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,372 He can hear you. 234 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,679 He knows if you've been bad or good. 235 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,334 Like Santa, but he can send you to hell. 236 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,770 I'm not going to ask some magical being 237 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,206 to solve my problems. 238 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,382 I asked him to help me with my batting, and he did. 239 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,911 There's a pottery kiln in art class. We can use that. 240 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,741 Georgie, I figured it out! 241 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:58,919 Good job, but that does not count as one of my wishes. 242 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,272 Why are we being sneaky? 243 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,187 I thought you said we have permission. 244 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,886 We do. I just don't want anybody knowing about our platinum. 245 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,497 Smart. Last week, I bragged about having a Nutter Butter, 246 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,065 and some rat stole it right out of my lunch bag. 247 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,807 Well, it sure wasn't me. 248 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,940 And then I hit it over the right fielder's head. 249 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,811 Sounds like you had a good practice. 250 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,770 I did. Coach said he's gonna have me hit cleanup. 251 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:24,988 Missy, 252 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,990 will you rub your cross on my bat? 253 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,035 No. 254 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,558 Have you been doing that? 255 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,038 On mine. It's working great. 256 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,343 Please? 257 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,128 I'll give you a dollar. 258 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,043 Fine. 259 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,871 What do you think you're doing? 260 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,742 Sharing God's love and making some cash. 261 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,222 Absolutely not. 262 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,745 How about I give you the dollar? 263 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,879 God's love has nothing to do with money. 264 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,489 What about the collection plate at church? 265 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,491 That is different. 266 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:50,884 That's where I found this dollar. 267 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,233 Okay. 268 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,278 Bye. 269 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,845 So now we just wait for the concrete dust 270 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,891 to dissolve and the lead to melt? 271 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,544 That's exactly right. 272 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,155 I know. I listen. 273 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,896 And you understand it?I work in sales. 274 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,898 I don't need to know what I'm talking about 275 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,377 to make it sound good. 276 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,031 Don't you think it would make you better at your job 277 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,077 if you understood the products you were selling? 278 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,470 No. People don't want to hear facts.I do. 279 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,212 Normal people don't want to hear facts. 280 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,648 I'm normal. 281 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:17,737 Are you? 282 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,782 No, I'm special. 283 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,568 Is it supposed to be doing that?Something's wrong. 284 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,092 Maybe we didn't sift out all the rubber. 285 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,484 I think it's burning.Okay. 286 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,269 Okay, calm down. I'll handle it. 287 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,838 I'm having difficulty remaining calm. 288 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,755 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 289 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,282 I'm feeling more calm now. 290 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,897 What were you thinking?Well... 291 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,377 I don't want to hear excuses. 292 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,640 You could've burned the school down. 293 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,902 What do you have to say for yourselves? 294 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,687 I thought you didn't want to hear my excuses. 295 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,472 No, we didn't break into the classroom. 296 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,430 Georgie had permission from the teacher. 297 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,605 That is not important right now. 298 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,782 So you think a teacher said it was okay 299 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,653 for a ten-year-old and an idiot 300 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,177 to use a 2,000-degree oven unsupervised? 301 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,094 You fibber. 302 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,706 You also stole my Nutter Butter. 303 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,409 Are you mad at me? 304 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,498 No. You sure? 305 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,109 'Cause that's how you look when Dad had that breakfast beer. 306 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:33,029 To be honest, I'm a little concerned that I have given you 307 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,815 the wrong impression about how prayer works. 308 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,730 I get it. I ask God for stuff, he gives it to me. 309 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:39,731 It's not rocket science. 310 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:42,734 Missy, God does not grant wishes. 311 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,562 So he gave me good luck? 312 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,869 It's not luck. 313 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,873 Luck is chance, and God has a plan. 314 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,833 Right, and his plan is to give me what I want when I pray. 315 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,269 That's why he's so cool. 316 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:58,272 No. I... I mean, he is cool, 317 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,101 but sometimes that might not be his plan. 318 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,450 Then what's the point of praying 319 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,017 if he's just gonna do what he wants? 320 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,628 You don't pray to God to get things. 321 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,587 You pray to build a relationship with him. 322 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,287 This is too complicated. I'm just gonna keep 323 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,419 rubbing this thing on my bat and kicking butt. 324 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,900 Okay, that is it. Take it off. 325 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,250 No, I need it. The game's Saturday. 326 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,818 There are more important things than baseball. 327 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,428 Now, hand it over. 328 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,300 God, cover your ears. 329 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,867 Damn it. 330 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,433 Missy Cooper! 331 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,914 You are not ready for that. You give that back. 332 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,743 You... Get! 333 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:42,011 Lord, I really need you right now. 334 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:46,015 I have tried so hard to lead my family to your light, 335 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:49,889 but so far, Sheldon doesn't believe in you, 336 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,282 Missy thinks you're a magic trick, 337 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762 and you're not a teenage girl, 338 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,634 so Georgie doesn't think about you at all. 339 00:14:56,678 --> 00:15:00,247 I never thought I'd take a cross away from my own child, 340 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,553 but what choice did I have? 341 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,295 She was rubbing it on sporting equipment. 342 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,384 I didn't think there was a wrong way to pray, 343 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,344 but leave it to that girl to find one. 344 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:14,957 Please give me the strength to keep guiding my family to you. 345 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,265 I can't do it on my own. Amen. 346 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,139 So, how was everybody's day? 347 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,363 That good? 348 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,886 How about we just say grace? 349 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,541 You're gonna ask him to bless the food? Interesting. 350 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,977 That is enough. 351 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,848 Come on. 352 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,415 How can I appreciate all this tension 353 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,113 if I don't know what it's about? 354 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,985 Mom took my cross away, and I have a game on Saturday. 355 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,770 Why would you do that? She's out of the slump. 356 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,511 She was being sacrilegious. 357 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,904 Mary, this is sports. 358 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,732 When something's working, you do not mess with it. 359 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:54,823 I am not changing my mind. God is not a good-luck charm. 360 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,999 Well, how about all the players that kiss their crosses 361 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,740 before they go in the batter's box? 362 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,351 They can take it up with their mommies. 363 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,962 So she's finally hitting good, 364 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,789 and you're gonna let her go to that game all up in her head? 365 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,791 Her relationship with God is more important 366 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011 than getting some hits in a baseball game. 367 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,665 This is perfect. They're mad at each other. 368 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,058 Takes the heat off us. 369 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,539 Thank you. I had no idea what was going on. 370 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,888 Mary, give her the cross back. 371 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:20,501 When she is ready for it, I will. 372 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,677 I have a bunch of crosses in my jewelry box. 373 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,766 You can take any one you want. 374 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,117 I don't want another cross. I want my lucky cross. 375 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,728 And that is exactly why she is not ready. 376 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,774 Let's say grace. 377 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,866 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive, 378 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,868 and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen. 379 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,001 Amen. 380 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,745 I'm glad we're no longer in trouble 381 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,704 for almost burning the school down. 382 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:50,835 Ooh. 383 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,099 Let's talk about that. 384 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,543 Georgie. 385 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,284 Yeah? 386 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,287 Are you still interested in getting rich quick? 387 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,464 No, I want to do it slow like a chump. 388 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,248 Never mind. 389 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,554 Tell me, Sheldon. 390 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,296 It occurred to me that a good way to generate 391 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,906 a positive cash flow would be to curate 392 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,691 popular songs and make them available in a digital form. 393 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:23,085 Possibly on a small device that could also be used 394 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,695 as a phone or even a camera. 395 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,655 Right. A phone, camera, music machine. 396 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,091 Get out of here. 397 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,097 Psst. Hey, Missy. 398 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,446 Come here. 399 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,318 What? I'm up next. 400 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,146 I know. Here. 401 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,760 Don't tell your mother. 402 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,721 I think I want to do this on my own.You sure? 403 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:54,073 Just in case Mom's right, I don't want to make God mad. 404 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,118 Strike three. You're out. 405 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,685 All right. Go get 'em. 406 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,264 Strike one!Dad! 407 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,482 Coming! 408 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,880 Captioning sponsored by CBS 409 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:24,886 WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 410 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,932 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 29924

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