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When you go to the
haunted house at Camden Park,
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you don't know
what will happen.
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Camden Park!
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National Retail Federation
does a poll
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and they say 21% of the people,
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that's 30 million people a year,
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are gonna go to haunted houses.
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For a actor in a haunted house
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there is no bigger rush
than getting a great scare.
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And it could be the
biggest, baddest
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guy in class that comes through
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that you give that to.
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One year, I think they had like,
close to 1,200 scare-outs,
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where people walk in the door
and halfway through they said,
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"I can't do this anymore,
I'm out, I want out."
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Oh...!
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- I love Halloween.
- Really?
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If I can get you to scream,
then I feel great.
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Yeah, I've heard rumors of
people doing things like that.
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Yeah.
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Supposedly hiring,
you know, actual...
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You know, murderers or something
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to work in their haunts.
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Things like that,
it's all talk sometimes.
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There really is.
I'll show you.
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Inside the house,
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there's real human remains
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inside the haunted house.
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Some of the actors that
we have are,
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they're pretty far out there.
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Would it surprise me
if something happened?
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No.
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A Missouri house of horror
became a reality.
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Police report
that a 17-year-old employee
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trying to scare visitors got caught
with a noose aruond her neck.
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The owner said customers
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walked by her thinking
it was part of the show.
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I do not want you
all filming in here.
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Tonight, a 28-year-old
registered sex-offender
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was arrested at his work place,
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a Halloween haunted house.
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There was a scare
actor that was employed,
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slashed his
whole damn family...
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Father and mother and sister,
in real life.
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Get her in the trunk.
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This place is great.
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- Dude!
- What's up, man?
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Good to see you.
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Hi!
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What's up, brother?
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How you all been?
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Bobby?
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- Yes.
- Mike, You've already taken over?
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How do you feel that I...
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How do you drop 5
minutes in the trip?
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How do you feel about me being
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the better looking brother?
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- Zack?
- Yo.
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What's up?
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If he's with us on this
trip I will kill myself.
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Tell me about yourself
and what are we doing?
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Zack, I'm talking to you.
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I think
she's transfixed by Jeff.
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You want my name?
My name is Zack.
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You've known me
for 20 years, Mikey.
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We've rented an RV.
We're going across...
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Well, the point is
I want to find the most
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extreme haunted house
in the world.
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Lady's gonna teach
him how to line dance.
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- Congratu-fucking-lations.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Tell me about you, Brandy.
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Uh...
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My name is Brandy
Catherine Shaefer.
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Jeffery Bernard Larson.
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Jeffery Bernard Larson.
Remember that.
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All right, Bobby.
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You're my big brother.
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I'm the one who
went to film school,
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so I deserve to carry
this camera for a bit.
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You didn't graduate.
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Did you?
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This is where I wanna go.
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Yeah, but this is just a clip
of a girl being fucking strapped.
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Did you watch the video?
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No.
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You're not gonna like it.
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I'm pretty sure
it's not that scary
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if it's on the World Wide Web.
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Mike, so you're down now?
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Yeah, I'm in, man,
like they said there...
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I've heard people talk about
the ones that in New York,
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they zip tie you to a chair...
Stop it.
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Bags over the head,
that kind of thing.
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That's a different story.
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It's just like the
movies, it's like...
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It's the same thing.
It's changed.
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Jaycees haunted house
is in the '60s.
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You walk around and guys
jumped out and said, "Boo."
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That doesn't cut it anymore.
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When you were little,
going through haunted houses
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you didn't know if it
was real or not, right?
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That element, what that
feels like, I wanna find it again.
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Be on time to the RV.
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Everyone's looking at Mikey.
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I was staring in this direction.
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Be on time.
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All right.
Cheers!
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Happy Halloween!
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First night to
the haunted house.
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- Put me down.
- What are you guys up to?
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We're going to as many houses
as we can all across America.
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Where the hell
did you get that?
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Motherfucker!
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Is there anything
that's even scared you?
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I remember a haunt I went to
probably 3, 4 years ago.
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There was a guy on the floor,
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he was munching
his teeth at me.
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And I looked at him and he
had entrails behind him.
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So he was a paraplegic
they hired.
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He was real fast on his hands
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and I thought that was the most
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scariest thing I've ever seen.
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So how do you find people?
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A lot of people
are word of mouth
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and a lot of people have
worked for us for many years,
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and they bring their friends
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and then we also put
ads in the Greensheet
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and the local newspapers.
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And we try to
recruit that way too.
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Do you do like a background
check on people? Just in case...
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You know currently we
do not do a background check.
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But we're looking into
doing that in future.
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DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 5
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Fuck, bro!
Come on man.
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What the fuck
are you doing here?
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- Why didn't you just call me?
- What are you doing here?
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I went out last night.
Had a good time.
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Then I came here on time.
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You've never been on time for
a fucking thing in your life.
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Now I'm on time 'cause I
was here hours before.
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Just be quiet.
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Why do I need to be quiet?
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I need you serious,
from here on out.
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Gonna be serious from...
In about a minute from now.
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Why in a minute?
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Say hi, Zarina.
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- Hi.
- Zarina.
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Hi.
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High-five?
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Why is it upside down now?
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Flip it.
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We gotta get some
fucking food, man.
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I want coffee.
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- Morning.
- Ladies.
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What's up, son?
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- Hi!
- Haunted houses.
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How are you already here?
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You told the bartender,
the cab driver,
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the guy behind the hotel...
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We're all going on
a road trip. Who cares?
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Yeah. Road trip.
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And then, dude, and then
you got a fucking pumpkin
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and tried to stick
your dick in it.
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Yeah. You did
a little American Pie,
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Halloween's style.
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Zack, I want to be
there to help you out
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on this situation
but you did.
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- I'm sorry, I have rolling...
- Zack's version...
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But I doubt that I did that.
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Yo pumpkin pie.
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How're you feeling today?
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Like angels and sunbeams
and unicorns.
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You look it.
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Just check it out.
I got part of the fridge
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that's just gonna be
Jeff's healthy stuff.
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- All right, so you guys know.
- You're an idiot.
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I will eat of your
healthy stuff for the
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whole trip in one
night after drinking.
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Why do you need seven cameras?
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Why? 'Cause I wanna
document it all.
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You ready to go? All
right, let's go to it.
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All right team on three. Boom!
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- Jeff, Jeff.
- What?
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You're never ever
gonna get laid
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if you do things like that.
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You excited?
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I'm excited.
These are always...
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I never know what
I'm getting myself into
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when we start off,
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but I always have
a good time by the end of it.
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So I'm definitely excited.
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Zack said you
were a little nervous.
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I know I tend to be jumpy
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as a person, so...
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Couple that with
the fact that I haven't
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been to a haunted house
in probably...
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I don't even know
how many years,
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since I was 8 or 9.
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I kinda don't really
know how I'm gonna react
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or what it's
gonna be like or...
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I think haunts
have come a long way.
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Since you were
8 or 9 years old.
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See, as long as you give me
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that in the houses, we're good.
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Why don't you
tell us more about
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your little kid experience
going through a haunted house.
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Um... Well,
I assaulted a scare actor,
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when I was a child.
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Guy jumps down from a tree
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and I'm so petrified,
I don't...
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My bodily reaction is just
to punch him in the gut.
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When the lights are going like
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this and you're so disoriented,
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the guy actually it
seemed like he jumped
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straight back up into the tree
almost like he had like a...
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Seven foot vertical.
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And probably 'cause I was
like 3'7" at the time.
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I'm assuming they've come a
long way since we were kids.
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Well, I mean,
I should hope so.
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'Cause I like the only
haunts I've ever been to
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are the ones at theme parks
or something like that,
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where the scariest thing is
somebody running up to you
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while you're waiting in line
for a hotdog or something.
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I promise you they're
not gonna be like that.
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- All right.
- We're gonna be out in the country,
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there's gonna be no rules,
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- no regulations.
- Mmm-hmm.
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I don't know how this
sounds like a good thing.
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This is always what you wish.
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There's gonna be no rules,
no regulations.
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You don't even know
where we're going.
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I'm feeling kinda bad for all
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these bugs on the windshield.
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You're a pacifist for bugs?
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I felt bad 'cause there were
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a few butterflies that
hit the windshield too.
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I'd like to know where we're...
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Settle down. I've got something
planned for everyone.
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You have it all planned out.
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You know exactly
where we're going?
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I know exactly
where we're going.
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Let's get directions. No way
he's guiding this fucking ship.
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It's not organic.
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I'm still making pancakes so...
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This thing is sweet,
I don't know why.
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Paddle.
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Hey, man, do you know how
to get to the haunt house?
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Are you all sure
you wanna go there?
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Mikey, stop screwing around.
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- Yeah. We can't find the exit.
- We're just lost.
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Yeah? All right. You go down the
road right here about 5 miles.
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It'll be in the forest
on the left hand side.
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- Mike, let's go.
- Awesome, I want this.
254
00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:25,883
- Thank you so much.
- You're not buying that. Let's go.
255
00:12:25,908 --> 00:12:27,824
- Hey, guys, we got...
- Thank you.
256
00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:30,339
- You know where it is?
- Yeah.
257
00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,474
It's 5 miles up the road.
258
00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,776
Getting antsy over there, Jeff?
259
00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:35,214
No, I'm just,
you know,
260
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,511
jumping to my own beat.
You know?
261
00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,547
Just jump...
Jumpin' to my beat.
262
00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:40,549
- You know, I hope everyone...
- Jumping to his own beat.
263
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,965
I might just rap for you later.
264
00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:45,898
One celebratory
shot on the road.
265
00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:47,123
That's what last night was.
266
00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:48,825
Yeah, but now we're like
267
00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:50,426
"on the road",
on the road.
268
00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,747
I'll drink if Jeff does.
269
00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:55,340
Air shots?
270
00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:57,953
Dude you look like you're
jerking off an elephant.
271
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:04,077
Jeff,
I heard that you have a poem.
272
00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:06,810
- The... Oh, the poem.
- I don't know if he can read it.
273
00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:09,513
- I can't read it while I'm...
- I can read the poem.
274
00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:11,340
I wanna read it.
I haven't read it.
275
00:13:11,365 --> 00:13:13,351
- "I am poem."
- I gotta listen to this.
276
00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:16,570
"I am Job."
277
00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:20,492
You hear that, the first line.
278
00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:24,039
"I'm a swell guy
who eats strawberries.
279
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,942
"I wonder if demons
even inhabited the earth.
280
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:31,412
"I hear angels crying in my
281
00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,905
- "brain?"
- "In my barn."
282
00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,748
- "Barn."
- In my what?
283
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,585
"I touched the roughness...
284
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:40,496
"The roughness of Bigfoot's arm."
285
00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:46,389
No transition, nothing.
286
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:48,487
Mikey, it's called art.
287
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,707
I'm so excited.
288
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,652
This is the first night.
289
00:13:58,398 --> 00:14:01,722
These haunt owners
have forums, chat rooms.
290
00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:03,042
They put up these pictures.
291
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:06,113
Dude, there's some crazy shit
that goes on there.
292
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,499
You're in,
you could park up there.
293
00:14:07,524 --> 00:14:09,109
Are you the sheriff
of the town?
294
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,210
- Am I?
- Yeah.
295
00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,445
- No, I'm just security.
- Oh, okay, okay.
296
00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,362
I wish I was sheriff.
297
00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,176
Awesome.
298
00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:18,547
Hello!
299
00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:20,129
- Cool.
- Haunt house.
300
00:14:20,154 --> 00:14:21,952
Let's do it.
301
00:14:22,331 --> 00:14:25,544
- Let's get scared.
- Let's get scared.
302
00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:50,927
You didn't just do that.
303
00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:06,244
I will finally make you
get in a coffin, look.
304
00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:15,315
Let me the fuck out of here!
Ahhh!
305
00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:23,476
You're such a dick.
306
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:26,053
You know I'm claustrophobic.
307
00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:28,315
We can go in now?
308
00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:31,732
You coming?
309
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,781
Shit! Didn't even
get in the door yet.
310
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,180
Got you.
311
00:15:56,857 --> 00:16:00,697
Mikey?
I can't see shit.
312
00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,006
Why don't you pick me up?
313
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,920
Pick me up, damn it.
314
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,678
Bobby?
315
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,697
What the fuck?
316
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:04,506
Where the hell are we?
317
00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:08,883
Even the music is creepy.
318
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,295
So weird.
319
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,622
What the fuck?
320
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,756
Come play with me.
321
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,564
Follow her.
322
00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:31,321
- Get the fuck down!
- Fuck!
323
00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:37,125
Do you want to be
a pretty doll like me?
324
00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:40,748
Oh, shit!
What was that?
325
00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,932
Bobby, don't go over there.
326
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,368
- Ashes!
- What is going on?
327
00:17:45,369 --> 00:17:47,303
Ashes!
328
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:51,806
We all fall down!
329
00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:57,748
Let's get the fuck out of here!
330
00:17:57,773 --> 00:18:00,817
Come back here.
I'm not done with you yet.
331
00:18:01,138 --> 00:18:02,726
They just love to run you out
332
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:05,356
of those places with chainsaws.
333
00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:07,200
Bob, did you like it?
334
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:08,986
I don't give a shit about this place.
I wanna talk to these people.
335
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,184
- What's going on?
- Hey.
336
00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:11,530
- How are you?
- Pretty good.
337
00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:14,157
Uh, do you care if we
ask you some questions?
338
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:15,275
Sure.
339
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,003
So my friend here
thinks that, uh,
340
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,616
shady shit goes on
in these places.
341
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:19,871
What do you think?
342
00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:22,445
I can probably say
I agree with that.
343
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,643
I would think it just
be fun to work here.
344
00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:27,318
It is fun.
It's interesting.
345
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:29,953
It's definitely different.
346
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,512
How so?
347
00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:38,091
Bob, Bob, Bob,
let's go on the roof.
348
00:18:38,092 --> 00:18:39,691
There's a ladder
right over there.
349
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:40,792
You will never be able
to get on the roof.
350
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,360
We can film over like that.
351
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,501
Hey, Mike.
There's a ladder at the back.
352
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,843
Okay.
353
00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:50,308
Mikey, when you get up there,
do the fucking almost famous thing.
354
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,847
- What is that?
355
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:56,447
Stop being so fucking paranoid.
356
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:57,994
Oh, shit!
357
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,864
There's a shit ton
of people down there, man.
358
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:09,658
Happy Halloween, guys!
Yay!
359
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,685
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
360
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,187
They're not fucking happy, Mike.
361
00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:18,462
Go. Get out of here.
Go, go.
362
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:23,671
- Mikey?
- What?
363
00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:25,173
Be quiet...
364
00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:27,580
Mikey, let's go.
Now!
365
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,376
- Take your hoodie off, son.
- What?
366
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,529
Take your hoodie off.
367
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,466
Where ya going, boy?
368
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,586
Well it's the first night and you've
369
00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,522
already pissed off
all the haunt workers.
370
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:43,158
- So, good one, guys.
- What's the scariest part?
371
00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:46,294
I mean creepy guy one,
creepy girl two...
372
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:48,844
I like the bush,
like the...
373
00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:50,199
There was this weird part,
374
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,825
where we had to wait
because people would be...
375
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,626
- Mike, are you sleeping already?
- Before you went through the black gap...
376
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,713
He's in camo, and he
jumped out of the rose bush...
377
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,534
- I need you to show me the side...
- Mike.
378
00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:01,458
What?
That's that clown.
379
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,787
Bobby, what are you
talking about?
380
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,381
Dude tried to break my camera.
381
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:10,199
He seems really pissed.
382
00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:15,458
Can we just go?
This guy is weirding me out.
383
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:16,819
Am I good on that side?
Can I?
384
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:18,359
Yeah.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
385
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,594
Shut up, let's just go.
386
00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:01,968
Did you all hear that?
387
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,866
Shit!
388
00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:23,310
What the fuck?
389
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,644
Hello?
390
00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:50,051
Shit!
391
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,449
Jesus!
392
00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:57,001
Ah!
Jesus!
393
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,511
You fucking kidding me?
394
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,572
- You asshole.
- You literally shit in your pants.
395
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:03,672
Come on, man.
396
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:06,274
Oh, my God! I wish the camera
could have seen you face.
397
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:09,312
I'm too overweight for this.
I'm gonna have a heart attack.
398
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,699
How far do you go
to scare people?
399
00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:16,050
Uh...
400
00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:17,528
Perhaps to the point of...
401
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,254
They won't let us
touch 'em or bash 'em over
402
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,889
the head and drag
'em off anywhere,
403
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,892
so I have to kinda
stop at that point.
404
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,043
I heard of, uh,
405
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:30,275
in New Orleans doing a lot
of weird crazy stuff but,
406
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,568
I have never been to
one that really does that.
407
00:22:32,569 --> 00:22:36,051
Thank goodness!
That's-That's invading my territorial bubble.
408
00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:38,375
I tend to freak out if
you just try to tie me up.
409
00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:39,546
I grew up with three sisters.
410
00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,645
They always tied me up
and did things to me and
411
00:22:41,646 --> 00:22:43,880
I don't...
Yeah, I don't... Yeah.
412
00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:46,196
No, I wouldn't go for that.
413
00:22:47,507 --> 00:22:50,959
- Like you did it naked?
DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 4
414
00:22:50,984 --> 00:22:53,158
No, not completely naked...
415
00:22:53,183 --> 00:22:55,008
I have, like,
you know,
416
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,061
like a little bathing suit on
and whatever,
417
00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:59,496
and the whole rest
of my body was blue.
418
00:22:59,497 --> 00:23:03,418
I had weird ears and a tail
and everything like that.
419
00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:05,745
Most Zack's ever done is
420
00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:10,050
done a white sheet over his
head and two black holes.
421
00:23:10,075 --> 00:23:12,076
Wasn't he like
a muscle man one year?
422
00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:13,862
I highly doubt it.
423
00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,684
I was the Shake Weight.
424
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:18,007
That's what he was,
he was a Shake Weight.
425
00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,684
The Shake Weight guy.
426
00:23:19,685 --> 00:23:21,908
Don't ever do that again.
427
00:23:22,629 --> 00:23:24,032
So gross.
428
00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:25,924
Okay.
429
00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:28,827
Okay, I'm just
reading this tweet, okay.
430
00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:31,718
"They say penis size
is related to shoe size,
431
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,490
"which makes the
fear of being raped
432
00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:36,633
by a clown that much scarier."
433
00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:40,745
Give me some of those.
434
00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:43,119
I will trade you...
435
00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,489
my chocolate
436
00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:47,973
- for one of these.
- Bro, look at your eyes.
437
00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:51,426
I can't help it.
I gotta take a piss.
438
00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:54,187
But there's a fucking
lineup for the bathroom.
439
00:23:54,188 --> 00:23:56,432
Now I'm residual high.
440
00:23:57,691 --> 00:23:59,635
From your cigarettes.
441
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,371
I like that trade.
442
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,629
Right.
When do you think you're
443
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,169
gonna tell us
where we're going?
444
00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:16,534
It's gonna be a shit show when
we go on this haunt tonight.
445
00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,400
It's all his fault.
446
00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:22,763
I didn't know you
couldn't handle smoking weed.
447
00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:27,050
Oh, my God!
448
00:24:27,412 --> 00:24:29,366
Oh, my God!
449
00:24:29,391 --> 00:24:31,778
Oh, my God!
He is still crying.
450
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,286
You really
think it's a good idea
451
00:24:33,311 --> 00:24:35,146
for you walk through
any of these haunts?
452
00:24:35,171 --> 00:24:38,066
- I've got a few hours.
- Yeah, fucked up?
453
00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:40,036
You're gonna be a train wreck.
454
00:24:40,037 --> 00:24:41,195
It's his fault.
455
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,039
I don't care whose fault it is,
we've got to be there in 2 hours.
456
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,341
This place is very creepy.
457
00:24:46,342 --> 00:24:50,075
I'm scared, you're scared,
we're all scared.
458
00:24:50,884 --> 00:24:52,337
And then we can get...
459
00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:54,217
You sound like,
"You scream, I scream,
460
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,886
we all scream for ice cream."
461
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,831
You have any?
462
00:25:00,825 --> 00:25:02,734
Brandy, what are you
most afraid of?
463
00:25:02,759 --> 00:25:05,021
- I have a fear of snakes.
- Me too.
464
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,139
I guarantee you snakes are...
465
00:25:07,164 --> 00:25:09,399
I hate 'em.
They don't move right.
466
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,345
They're just unnatural.
I'm not a fan at all.
467
00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:14,438
I met a chick once and when
we came back to her place,
468
00:25:14,439 --> 00:25:16,573
and she had a fucking python,
like, as a pet.
469
00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:17,875
And she just pulled it out.
470
00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:18,967
She'd come home drunk
and pulled it out.
471
00:25:18,992 --> 00:25:21,145
I'm like, "Ahh!
"This is never gonna work."
472
00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:22,913
I'm gonna put you
in a coffin and then
473
00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:24,730
put snakes in the coffin,
would you do it?
474
00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,453
No, absolutely not.
I will not...
475
00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:29,020
How much would
we have to pay you?
476
00:25:29,021 --> 00:25:31,623
For $1000 would you
get in the coffin?
477
00:25:31,624 --> 00:25:32,935
For $5000 I would.
478
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,526
Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom
479
00:25:34,552 --> 00:25:35,559
and send snakes through it.
480
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,984
5 thousand...
Are they poisonous?
481
00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:39,062
Will you guarantee
they're not poisonous?
482
00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:41,022
Yes, they're poisonous.
483
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,056
These are big boy seats.
484
00:25:45,723 --> 00:25:46,993
Bobby what was that thing
485
00:25:47,018 --> 00:25:50,540
you were just saying about me
just a couple of minutes ago?
486
00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:52,345
I don't recall.
487
00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,012
Well, I'll just lead you in
488
00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:56,715
- We're lucky to have you
- and remind you and refresh your memory.
489
00:25:56,716 --> 00:25:58,250
We're lucky to have you.
490
00:25:58,251 --> 00:26:00,493
Yeah, say that one more time.
Hold on.
491
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,288
- Brandy, we're...
- Hold on.
492
00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:04,156
And...
Go!
493
00:26:04,157 --> 00:26:05,891
Brandy, we're lucky
to have you here.
494
00:26:05,892 --> 00:26:07,560
Yeah, that's right.
495
00:26:07,585 --> 00:26:09,881
How do you feel
about that, Mike?
496
00:26:09,906 --> 00:26:11,307
About what?
497
00:26:11,332 --> 00:26:14,000
I wouldn't call you
a sister I never had.
498
00:26:14,025 --> 00:26:15,978
Just in case we ever get naked.
499
00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:19,005
- Already had her. Already had her.
- Never gonna happen.
500
00:26:19,006 --> 00:26:21,585
We made out on a roof top,
kind of one time when we were 16.
501
00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:24,030
- No. There was actually no making out.
- We didn't make out,
502
00:26:24,055 --> 00:26:27,265
We just, it was just like heavy petting.
It was weird.
503
00:26:28,206 --> 00:26:30,621
Zack, is there
like a trailer for this haunt?
504
00:26:30,646 --> 00:26:32,412
Like, did they make a commercial?
505
00:26:32,437 --> 00:26:33,848
Yeah I was trying to show Brandy
506
00:26:33,874 --> 00:26:36,040
but she just freaked out.
507
00:26:37,245 --> 00:26:39,119
Why don't any of these
haunts make commercials?
508
00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,621
I don't see commercials do ya?
509
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:44,932
- Asshole!
- Whoa.
510
00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:46,767
Are you fucking kidding me?
511
00:26:46,768 --> 00:26:47,977
We're gonna be in the...
512
00:26:48,002 --> 00:26:50,514
Driving the scares in
the zombie paint ball.
513
00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:51,706
Jeff, did you hear that?
514
00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:53,917
It's gonna be awesome.
Can't wait.
515
00:26:53,991 --> 00:26:56,612
Now, do the zombies have guns?
516
00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:58,447
Do they... Are we out in the forest
like paint balling?
517
00:26:58,472 --> 00:26:59,567
I don't know...
518
00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:02,189
Have you ever seen
a zombie shoot a gun?
519
00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:03,261
No, I've never seen...
520
00:27:03,286 --> 00:27:05,896
Has it ever happened
in cinema history?
521
00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:08,805
No, but...
I don't know.
522
00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,335
Are they gonna
shoot back at us though?
523
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,858
All head shots, right, Jeff?
524
00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:14,020
Zombie 101.
525
00:27:14,045 --> 00:27:15,295
Hey, we have time.
526
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,775
You guys wanna pull over
and have drinks first?
527
00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,312
All alone now.
528
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,898
Nature.
529
00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,725
Somebody was here before us.
530
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,420
Yeah.
531
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:37,527
Yeah, they said it was
okay to camp over here.
532
00:27:37,552 --> 00:27:38,904
I mean, it just went out.
533
00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:40,523
- Got any wood?
- Not a big camper...
534
00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:41,825
Were you a Brownie?
535
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,946
- Yep.
- Here we go.
- I ate a brownie once.
536
00:27:43,971 --> 00:27:46,239
- Really?
- I like that joke.
537
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,798
How do you know...
That's a beautiful fire.
538
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:49,099
Have you ever
camped in your life?
539
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,372
Nope,
not when I stay at Motel 6.
540
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,766
Hey, more beer.
541
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,877
That's not
why I'm on this trip.
542
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,579
- We don't have marshmallows?
- No.
543
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,219
No, it's for you.
544
00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,022
- Stop it.
- Drink it! Drink it!
545
00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:06,694
Suck it.
Drink it, Bran.
546
00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,568
Don't waste it.
547
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:09,796
Yuck!
548
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:12,724
It was just the foam,
that's so gross.
549
00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,559
So this is a rap
I wrote this morning.
550
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,628
"Livin' in a barn
is the life for me.
551
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,496
"Green hill farm
is the place to be.
552
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,426
"If you pee on a fence
and you hate your wiener,
553
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,967
"don't be looking at my turkey
'cause he ain't for dinner.
554
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,502
"4 a.m. and the cows get up.
555
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,571
"No dessert till you
crush that sauerkraut.
556
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:28,586
"Got a barn full of hay,
"A fire with some s'mores,
557
00:28:28,611 --> 00:28:30,609
"Mom yelling
'Chickens, chores!'
558
00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:32,454
"Ain't no arcade till
that shit gets shoveled.
559
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:35,316
"What you lookin' at, fool?
This is life in a bubble."
560
00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:39,518
- That's-That's from Ohio right there.
- Yeah.
561
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,920
- We know.
- Straight up.
562
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,904
Shampoo conditioner.
563
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,723
Beard repair.
564
00:28:44,748 --> 00:28:45,735
Uh...
565
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,128
What's that goes underneath
my skin? Beard oil.
566
00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:49,629
What's beard repair?
567
00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:51,498
Repairs you do like
once every 3 days.
568
00:28:51,499 --> 00:28:53,266
- Those are all flammable.
- You know that, right?
569
00:28:53,267 --> 00:28:54,768
- Hello.
- Huh? Fuck!
570
00:28:54,769 --> 00:28:56,136
- You all enjoying my fire?
- Jesus.
571
00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:58,036
Holy shit, man.
572
00:29:02,944 --> 00:29:06,012
So, what the hell are you
doing out in the woods?
573
00:29:06,013 --> 00:29:07,914
I live out there.
574
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,750
Which haunt do you work at?
The one down the road?
575
00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:10,913
Yeah.
576
00:29:10,938 --> 00:29:12,328
Yeah, we're goin' there next,
I think.
577
00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:13,373
Yeah.
578
00:29:13,398 --> 00:29:15,256
We see a bunch of kids
at a lot of these haunts,
579
00:29:15,257 --> 00:29:17,225
'cause no one's calling
Social Services on 'em.
580
00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:19,594
They're like 8, 9 years old.
581
00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:22,497
You know, it's like here
in backwoods and shit,
582
00:29:22,498 --> 00:29:25,520
there's no rules,
there's none of that stuff.
583
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,723
What you mean "backwoods"?
584
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:46,998
ZOMBIE
EVACUATION
ROUTE
585
00:29:47,024 --> 00:29:50,627
If that dude is still at our
campfire when we go back, I'm out.
586
00:29:50,628 --> 00:29:52,921
I hope they shoot you
with a paint ball.
587
00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:56,398
Hey, this place is putting my
Presidential stimulus plan in action.
588
00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:59,561
- Do you want the camera?
- Can you come over here now?
589
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,014
Hey, do you...
590
00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:04,189
Can we film in here?
591
00:30:04,214 --> 00:30:06,361
- All right, awesome.
- Pick any gun.
592
00:30:06,386 --> 00:30:10,022
Bobby, I prefer to call it
a zombie stimulus plan.
593
00:30:10,047 --> 00:30:11,965
- Pew. Pew.
- Brandy thinks it's a laser.
594
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:13,090
Everybody get ready.
595
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,052
- I'm really excited.
- That's ridiculous.
596
00:30:15,053 --> 00:30:17,080
How long have you guys been
doing the zombie paintball?
597
00:30:17,105 --> 00:30:19,833
- Yeah. This is our first year.
- First year?
598
00:30:19,858 --> 00:30:21,254
- Groundbreaking!
- Wow!
599
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,961
Well, I'm gonna tell everybody
I know, just so you know.
600
00:30:23,962 --> 00:30:26,096
Seven more people
are going to find out.
601
00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:29,276
He has seven-
He has seven Facebook friends.
602
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,506
- I don't think I hit anything.
- Get closer.
603
00:30:34,507 --> 00:30:37,284
So, how can you do that?
How can you do that?
604
00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:39,530
- If you get it.
- I'm ready to rock.
605
00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:42,751
- I'm going to shoot me a zombie.
- Put these on.
606
00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:45,990
All right, guys, getting into
dead territory over here.
607
00:30:47,954 --> 00:30:50,055
- Oh, fuck, look at that face.
- Nice job.
608
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,597
Look cocky with blood.
609
00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:53,087
Man, I'm gonna crush this guy.
610
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,488
- There he is.
- Where?
611
00:30:54,513 --> 00:30:56,550
- Ah.
- There. Get that one.
612
00:31:03,959 --> 00:31:06,778
I got him. I got him.
Get him, get him, get him!
613
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:09,141
Oh.
Oh, shit!
614
00:31:10,485 --> 00:31:11,954
Yeah, you bitches!
Fucking die!
615
00:31:11,979 --> 00:31:15,775
- Hey, Mikey, did that hit you?
- Yeah. Right in the face, dude.
616
00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:21,193
The power of Christ compels you!
617
00:31:21,557 --> 00:31:23,036
That was awesome.
618
00:31:23,061 --> 00:31:25,334
Guys.
That was the most fun I've had
619
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,694
in forever,
that was so cool.
620
00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:29,530
Zack, I will do
whatever you wanna do.
621
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,841
Thank you.
622
00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:33,468
Hey! I want that written
down and documented.
623
00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:35,694
Jeff said, "I will do whatever
you want on this trip."
624
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,971
Whatever, this is
like the most fun ever.
625
00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:40,038
What did you think, mate?
626
00:31:40,518 --> 00:31:41,584
Banging around.
627
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,143
- I'll fix it.
- RV is breaking down.
628
00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,348
I'm going to be banging
around back there soon
629
00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:46,714
with a zombie.
630
00:31:46,715 --> 00:31:48,216
Bang around and go
to fucking bed.
631
00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,142
That joke is
never going to die.
632
00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,848
I think let's pull over.
Keep going.
633
00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,490
What the fuck is that?
634
00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:58,293
Hey, guys. Is that
the girl from the haunt?
635
00:31:58,294 --> 00:31:59,794
We're 100 miles from there,
there's no way that's her.
636
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,163
Stop.
Pull over in front of her.
637
00:32:01,188 --> 00:32:02,351
- Oh, my God.
- Why?
638
00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:03,604
What, are you going to
talk to her or something?
639
00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:05,829
Stop. Pull over.
Just pull up.
640
00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:07,341
- I'll go talk to her.
- Trying to be the hero?
641
00:32:07,366 --> 00:32:09,711
Well, I'm not trying to be a...
642
00:32:09,736 --> 00:32:12,805
Real, genuine, Texan.
643
00:32:12,837 --> 00:32:16,430
- Why does your brother do this?
- Also it's 3:00 in the morning.
644
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,798
Oh!
There goes your brother.
645
00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:27,724
She didn't really say anything.
646
00:32:32,897 --> 00:32:34,874
Mikey, what's going on?
647
00:32:34,899 --> 00:32:36,031
I don't know.
648
00:32:36,056 --> 00:32:38,280
She just kind of
followed me in here.
649
00:32:41,072 --> 00:32:43,195
Something happened to your car?
650
00:32:47,446 --> 00:32:50,418
Can you call somebody
or something?
651
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,522
Is there
anywhere we can take you?
652
00:33:23,716 --> 00:33:25,991
What the fuck was that?
653
00:33:26,016 --> 00:33:28,814
- Getting the fuck out of here.
- What the fuck?
654
00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:32,011
She was just
fucking with us. Let's go.
655
00:33:35,896 --> 00:33:37,497
It was okay,
but it was too scary for me.
656
00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:38,564
- It was good.
- Yeah?
657
00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:39,766
It was a good little scare.
658
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,558
The scariest thing is
when the walls open up
659
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:42,935
and they come
out from the walls.
660
00:33:42,936 --> 00:33:45,004
You don't even see 'em 'cause
they look like the walls.
661
00:33:45,005 --> 00:33:46,673
There's all blood gushing everywhere.
662
00:33:46,674 --> 00:33:49,176
I was like,
"Oh, my gosh".
663
00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:51,111
It was like, "Get me
out of this damn place".
664
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,132
Because I was scared
he had a chainsaw!
665
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:54,581
That's what I'm looking for.
666
00:33:54,582 --> 00:33:55,857
This lady,
uh-uh.
667
00:33:55,882 --> 00:33:59,571
She wants the,
"Ooh, all scary. Oh, my God."
668
00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:02,544
No. We want the real stuff,
the Faces of Death stuff.
669
00:34:02,569 --> 00:34:05,636
Your community service was
working at a haunted house?
670
00:34:05,661 --> 00:34:07,062
For real, for real.
671
00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:09,698
Okay, see, now that,
had I known that first,
672
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,995
- that'd make it scarier going in.
- Yeah.
673
00:34:15,036 --> 00:34:16,095
Let's do it.
674
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,504
Is everybody else up?
675
00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:19,349
Uh, I don't know.
(DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3)
676
00:34:19,374 --> 00:34:20,809
Mikey's definitely not.
(DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3)
677
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,644
I think I nudged him,
like, 5 times.
678
00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,742
Does it have to be
like this every morning?
679
00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:27,063
I need 8 minutes
to totally get ready.
680
00:34:27,088 --> 00:34:28,583
I'll be fine. You get ready.
681
00:34:28,584 --> 00:34:30,852
The last night got...
The last night was really weird.
682
00:34:30,877 --> 00:34:33,322
Yeah, you made it weird.
You brought her in here.
683
00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:37,059
Oh, man, I didn't think that was
going to happen, it was just...
684
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:38,589
It's kind of weird.
685
00:34:38,614 --> 00:34:40,663
It's almost like
they're fictional characters.
686
00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:42,498
- You know what I mean?
- Yep.
687
00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:43,993
So funny.
688
00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:46,392
I mean,
I guess it's not really funny.
689
00:34:51,442 --> 00:34:53,310
Bob, what exactly are
you looking for on this?
690
00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:56,179
I mean these...
You keep saying back country.
691
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,623
I mean, that's...
Where these hillbillies...
692
00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:00,917
Some of them are
a little-a little messed up.
693
00:35:00,918 --> 00:35:02,805
These places though,
it's like they're...
694
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:05,455
we have this password
we have to find for this.
695
00:35:05,456 --> 00:35:07,624
They say "blue skull,
blue skeleton."
696
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,761
But there's something to blue
because people keep using it.
697
00:35:10,762 --> 00:35:13,196
And it was in Dallas,
then it was in Houston.
698
00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:14,397
And so it moves around.
699
00:35:14,398 --> 00:35:16,133
So it's not as
much about backwoods
700
00:35:16,134 --> 00:35:19,092
as we're going to have to go to the
backwoods to find the password.
701
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,939
- But the place, it seems like...
- "Is this the haunt hole?"
702
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,708
What is an extreme haunt?
703
00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:26,410
Instead of them chasing you with
a chainsaw with no chain on it,
704
00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:29,347
they're going to chase you with
the chain on it and like...
705
00:35:29,348 --> 00:35:30,593
I don't understand how far...
706
00:35:30,618 --> 00:35:35,030
Like, how far you really can go
on without hurting somebody.
707
00:35:41,895 --> 00:35:43,428
- But that's where...
- Oh, shit.
708
00:35:43,429 --> 00:35:44,997
You need to get out,
and we need to check with...
709
00:35:44,998 --> 00:35:47,715
Guys, where in the
hell is this place?
710
00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:53,649
I want to say it's
further away than you think,
711
00:35:53,674 --> 00:35:57,259
but, Todd says, "Are we lost?"
712
00:36:02,248 --> 00:36:04,483
Look at this place.
713
00:36:04,851 --> 00:36:06,578
- Can I even fit,
- Zack, is this...
714
00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:09,796
Can you even get in here?
You're going to have to make it work.
715
00:36:09,821 --> 00:36:12,665
Oh, my God.
716
00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:16,185
- Can you try not to run over any more children?
- All these people are already outside.
717
00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:18,606
It's actually kind of cool
to get here early and see
718
00:36:18,631 --> 00:36:21,421
like, they're like,
being real people.
719
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,147
Oh!
720
00:36:31,114 --> 00:36:32,656
This place is a shit hole, Bobby.
721
00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:34,157
In the middle
of bumfuck nowhere.
722
00:36:34,182 --> 00:36:35,851
His back wasn't enough
for you, Bobby?
723
00:36:35,852 --> 00:36:38,240
- These are your people, farm boy.
- That's right, dude.
724
00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:39,821
It looks like high
school kids made this.
725
00:36:39,846 --> 00:36:41,211
- Wait up?
- What?
726
00:36:41,237 --> 00:36:42,549
- I couldn't even go.
- Let's go. We're going to haunt...
727
00:36:42,574 --> 00:36:44,998
- What so you mean... Let's go.
- The line was ridiculous.
728
00:36:45,023 --> 00:36:47,361
Why are you waiting in line? We're
in the middle of a fucking forest.
729
00:36:47,362 --> 00:36:49,371
Go piss in the bushes.
730
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,792
Holy shit.
731
00:37:07,117 --> 00:37:08,500
Dude.
732
00:37:08,525 --> 00:37:10,371
Nice costume.
733
00:37:10,992 --> 00:37:12,693
Jesus!
734
00:37:16,161 --> 00:37:17,733
Okay.
735
00:37:19,493 --> 00:37:20,931
Holy shit.
736
00:37:20,932 --> 00:37:22,266
What the hell, man?
737
00:37:22,267 --> 00:37:24,134
Leave me alone.
738
00:37:24,135 --> 00:37:25,535
Don't!
739
00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:27,237
Why the fuck are
you following me?
740
00:37:27,238 --> 00:37:29,561
Oh, fuck.
741
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,858
Get the fuck away.
742
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,473
Fuck.
Oh, fuck!
743
00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:38,917
Wait.
What do you want?
744
00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:42,193
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
745
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,028
What the fuck?
746
00:37:44,544 --> 00:37:47,749
Ha ha ha...
Ah!
747
00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:52,164
Jesus.
Not even a haunt yet.
748
00:37:53,415 --> 00:37:55,173
Zack?
749
00:37:55,911 --> 00:37:57,400
Yo.
750
00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,184
What are you doing, man?
751
00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:14,370
Hey, guys! How's it going?
What's your name, buddy?
752
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:16,455
Hi, Mikey.
How are you doing?
753
00:38:16,456 --> 00:38:17,719
What's the camera for?
754
00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:20,559
Are you guys doing Crimestoppers
or Cops or something?
755
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,226
We're doing
To Catch a Predator.
756
00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:23,939
To Catch a Predator?
757
00:38:23,964 --> 00:38:26,262
I gotta go.
758
00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:27,624
- Watch out!
- Hey!
759
00:38:27,649 --> 00:38:30,147
Where're you going,
you piece of shit?
760
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,442
Ooh.
Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears.
761
00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:35,749
Ooh.
762
00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,344
- Oh!
- Always touch the beard.
763
00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:40,626
- Always touch the beard.
- I feel so violated right now.
764
00:38:50,947 --> 00:38:53,010
Zack, watch the light.
765
00:38:53,594 --> 00:38:56,202
Trying, dude.
Go ahead of us.
766
00:39:03,118 --> 00:39:06,183
Break out!
Break out!
767
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,793
Come on!
768
00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:12,306
Zack?
769
00:39:12,648 --> 00:39:14,425
Where did you go?
770
00:39:15,516 --> 00:39:17,381
Wait, where are you?
771
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,595
Which way?
772
00:39:40,109 --> 00:39:41,611
That's disgusting.
773
00:39:41,636 --> 00:39:43,343
Brandy, you all right?
774
00:39:47,876 --> 00:39:48,993
Please!
775
00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:51,972
No! No!
Let me go, please!
776
00:39:51,997 --> 00:39:54,137
NOOOOOO !
777
00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:58,086
Let me out!
Let me out!
778
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,851
Let me out!
779
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,042
Please, let me go!
780
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,560
Ed, shut the fuck up!
781
00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:07,255
This is so fucked up.
782
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,785
Heh heh heh...
You want a piece of her, boys?
783
00:40:12,055 --> 00:40:14,769
Zack, I don't think
we're supposed to go in here.
784
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,497
Zack! Don't go...
785
00:40:17,575 --> 00:40:19,096
Don't go.
786
00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:20,922
I'm just here for your father.
787
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:24,292
Get that thing out of here!
788
00:40:32,231 --> 00:40:33,431
Get out of here!
789
00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:34,799
Guys, let's get out of here!
790
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,968
Get the fuck out of here!
791
00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,601
He's still behind you!
792
00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:11,462
Walk, walk, walk.
He's still following us.
793
00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:14,665
Zack!
794
00:41:16,985 --> 00:41:19,224
Oh, my God!
795
00:41:21,955 --> 00:41:23,533
Oh, my God!
796
00:41:26,205 --> 00:41:27,764
Oh, God!
797
00:41:29,057 --> 00:41:31,044
What's going on?
798
00:41:31,503 --> 00:41:33,329
Oh, shit!
799
00:41:34,678 --> 00:41:37,518
Back up, back up,
back up, back up!
800
00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:43,457
Oh shit.
801
00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:50,608
Zack, let's go.
Let's go.
802
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:57,429
Zack, let's go!
Let's go! Fuck! Come on!
803
00:41:57,454 --> 00:41:59,075
There you are, fucking sucker!
804
00:41:59,076 --> 00:42:01,299
Yeah, take it!
Take it! Take it!
805
00:42:01,324 --> 00:42:03,068
Good morning.
806
00:42:37,779 --> 00:42:39,713
Brandy.
807
00:42:40,853 --> 00:42:42,772
You're gonna die.
808
00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:45,487
- Get the fuck away.
- Brandy.
809
00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:48,416
Brandy.
810
00:42:49,094 --> 00:42:50,339
It's time to play!
811
00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:52,009
Get the fuck away from me!
812
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:53,917
Oh, shit!
813
00:42:55,219 --> 00:42:58,326
Die!
You're gonna die!
814
00:42:58,351 --> 00:43:00,375
I think it's a little weird
that they knew my name.
815
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,983
Someone probably told them
to say that to freak you out.
816
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,001
Wait, what?
817
00:43:15,002 --> 00:43:16,824
Why didn't you say anything?
818
00:43:16,849 --> 00:43:19,538
Honestly, because you guys get
so scared about everything.
819
00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:21,226
I wanted to make sure you
could go through the haunt.
820
00:43:21,251 --> 00:43:22,317
Zack's the one...
821
00:43:22,342 --> 00:43:25,055
- Yeah.
- I don't know. Ask them.
822
00:43:25,764 --> 00:43:27,862
Zack, where we going tomorrow?
823
00:43:28,058 --> 00:43:29,784
I've already told you.
824
00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:33,174
It was a haunted house
down in the south somewhere.
825
00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:35,859
I don't know if it was in
Alabama or wherever it was on.
826
00:43:35,884 --> 00:43:39,269
We have a forum, chat room,
for haunted house owners.
827
00:43:39,294 --> 00:43:41,861
And, uh,
there was a, um...
828
00:43:41,862 --> 00:43:43,443
A younger kid that
was in a scene,
829
00:43:43,468 --> 00:43:44,765
where it was a hanging scene,
830
00:43:44,766 --> 00:43:47,100
and he had replaced
the breakaway noose
831
00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:49,369
that was in
the scene with his own,
832
00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,527
but he accidentally
hung himself.
833
00:43:51,552 --> 00:43:53,740
Um, and it was
part of the show.
834
00:43:53,741 --> 00:43:56,710
And by the time they were able
to take care of the situation...
835
00:43:56,711 --> 00:43:58,146
I mean, he was already dead.
836
00:43:58,147 --> 00:43:59,424
This was,
like, in a haunted house?
837
00:43:59,449 --> 00:44:02,096
This was in a haunted house while
the haunted house was open.
838
00:44:03,103 --> 00:44:06,963
DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN:
839
00:44:06,988 --> 00:44:11,476
DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 2
840
00:44:11,501 --> 00:44:13,929
Or... should I get Skittles?
841
00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:15,564
This is all garbage food,
all garbage food.
842
00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:17,166
Or... should I get
Sour Patch Kids?
843
00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:19,001
Yeah,
I don't think any of your...
844
00:44:19,002 --> 00:44:21,370
Or should I get a big pickle?
845
00:44:21,371 --> 00:44:23,939
- So, are we off the 20?
- What is a good name for a city?
846
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,874
Where's the haunt?
What city is the haunt in?
847
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:28,778
- That is not what I know.
- Not our job. Not our job.
848
00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:31,748
Look how-how creepy...
Look how creepy this is.
849
00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:33,282
- I love this.
- What the hell is that?
850
00:44:33,283 --> 00:44:34,717
And he's combing his hair?
851
00:44:34,718 --> 00:44:37,686
I won't and I...
We're going to find these places that...
852
00:44:37,687 --> 00:44:40,059
I don't know
what goes on if they
853
00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:42,224
use real body parts
or whatever.
854
00:44:42,225 --> 00:44:44,828
Real body parts, that doesn't
scare me, though, like...
855
00:44:44,829 --> 00:44:46,179
I'm not going to
know the difference.
856
00:44:46,204 --> 00:44:48,064
If a real human leg...
857
00:44:48,065 --> 00:44:50,700
But I won't know
if it's a real human leg
858
00:44:50,701 --> 00:44:52,422
or it's a fake human leg,
so it's not...
859
00:44:52,447 --> 00:44:55,837
That doesn't bother me because
I don't know the truth anyway.
860
00:44:57,173 --> 00:44:59,479
What's someone's idea
of what scary is,
861
00:44:59,504 --> 00:45:00,777
is totally different
to somebody else.
862
00:45:00,802 --> 00:45:02,836
Is it dressing up the
walls, with blood
863
00:45:02,862 --> 00:45:04,215
dripping off and all that stuff?
864
00:45:04,216 --> 00:45:05,583
I don't need all that.
865
00:45:05,584 --> 00:45:08,753
Mine's more like,
real shit, dark.
866
00:45:08,754 --> 00:45:10,933
I don't know where I'm going,
I don't know what's happening.
867
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,623
The intricate details to me
isn't that big of a deal.
868
00:45:12,648 --> 00:45:14,068
Where are you going?
869
00:45:14,093 --> 00:45:15,987
Why do you care?
870
00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:20,957
- Who you talking to?
- Chantelle.
871
00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:25,040
Yeah,
I got something good for him.
872
00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:27,030
All right. All right.
Bye.
873
00:45:27,205 --> 00:45:29,141
This is Mikey's surprise,
give him a clue.
874
00:45:29,142 --> 00:45:30,542
I did.
You gotta think about it.
875
00:45:30,543 --> 00:45:32,911
I mean, think about
the theme of this trip.
876
00:45:32,936 --> 00:45:37,343
Think about some place Mikey
loves and just combine the two.
877
00:45:37,878 --> 00:45:40,294
Dude, it's like some
Halloween theme thing.
878
00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:42,521
Mikey,
are you into weird stuff?
879
00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:43,791
Yeah.
Absolutely, but I don't know if
880
00:45:43,816 --> 00:45:47,026
- they're gonna let us go in there.
- Oh, hold on. Look what he's...
881
00:45:47,027 --> 00:45:48,561
Yes. How old is that lady?
882
00:45:48,562 --> 00:45:51,029
50-year veteran stripper.
883
00:46:00,516 --> 00:46:02,477
(What the fuck?)
884
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:03,911
Jeffrey,
is this your first time?
885
00:46:03,912 --> 00:46:05,612
No... Yeah, my first
year out of Florida.
886
00:46:05,613 --> 00:46:06,780
Look at all that.
887
00:46:06,781 --> 00:46:09,116
Insert them in, or...
Okay.
888
00:46:09,117 --> 00:46:12,186
All my research pays off on
haunted houses and strip clubs.
889
00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:13,584
All right, let's have some fun.
Love it.
890
00:46:13,609 --> 00:46:14,747
Brandy, you ready?
891
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,902
I mean, get crazy,
like, let's get nutty.
892
00:46:20,508 --> 00:46:21,603
Yeah!
893
00:46:21,628 --> 00:46:24,049
Getting some!
894
00:46:26,221 --> 00:46:27,501
Come on, honey.
895
00:46:27,502 --> 00:46:29,136
It's is kind of hot.
896
00:46:32,217 --> 00:46:34,205
Very exotic.
897
00:46:35,677 --> 00:46:38,581
Zombie strippers?
Are you fucking kidding me?
898
00:46:43,662 --> 00:46:45,442
All right!
899
00:46:52,288 --> 00:46:53,972
Whoo-hoo!
900
00:46:53,997 --> 00:46:57,272
Fuck Christmas,
this is Halloween!
901
00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,303
And then Jeff with
4 girls, dude.
902
00:47:00,304 --> 00:47:02,973
I mean, Jesus,
he almost swallowed a tit.
903
00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:04,508
I thought it was
going to kill him.
904
00:47:04,509 --> 00:47:06,800
I think she really liked me.
905
00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,090
Look at your jeans, man.
A little extra starch.
906
00:47:12,115 --> 00:47:14,586
You guys are
fucking disgusting.
907
00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,195
Come out!
908
00:47:32,838 --> 00:47:34,825
Be a part of this.
Come on.
909
00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:35,940
Ahhh!
910
00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:37,943
Are you coming or not?
911
00:47:41,373 --> 00:47:42,704
Can we just roll through,
912
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:44,882
just taking a couple snap pictures?
913
00:47:44,883 --> 00:47:46,418
No.
No, you can't do that.
914
00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,820
You can't have any cameras,
no pictures. I'm sorry.
915
00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:50,694
This one's free.
916
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,477
Dude, you can't do
that shit in San Antonio.
917
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,060
Tell him about that
thing in Louisiana.
918
00:47:55,061 --> 00:47:56,995
Hey, I heard about
something in Louisiana.
919
00:47:56,996 --> 00:47:58,421
So, outside of it,
920
00:47:58,446 --> 00:48:00,807
like, would you guys go out
after you get off work?
921
00:48:00,832 --> 00:48:02,000
- Do you have fun?
- Um, some of us do.
922
00:48:02,001 --> 00:48:04,970
I'm just... I'm bored...
Doing this.
923
00:48:04,971 --> 00:48:07,139
Dude, it was crazy, dude.
924
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,373
What?
925
00:48:08,374 --> 00:48:09,775
What, did you guys
pay money to do it?
926
00:48:09,776 --> 00:48:11,743
Yeah, it's like a tour,
like San Antonio...
927
00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:12,577
It's like...
928
00:48:12,602 --> 00:48:13,818
Have you ever
made out with guys,
929
00:48:13,843 --> 00:48:15,647
like, in the haunt,
all dressed up?
930
00:48:15,648 --> 00:48:16,899
- No.
- Never?
931
00:48:16,924 --> 00:48:18,406
No, I have never made out
with anybody at the haunt.
932
00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,515
- No.
- You never...
933
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,911
It's like kissing my brothers.
934
00:48:20,936 --> 00:48:22,354
Um...
935
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,133
Is it...
Is it...
936
00:48:24,158 --> 00:48:26,614
Is it something skeleton
or skull, we heard?
937
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:28,494
- Yeah. Yeah, something like blue skeleton.
- That's what it's called?
938
00:48:28,495 --> 00:48:30,863
Have you ever hooked up
with make-up on?
939
00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:33,033
Uh, no. No, actually, never.
940
00:48:33,034 --> 00:48:34,335
- Seems hot.
- No, because, they're...
941
00:48:34,336 --> 00:48:35,836
You guys have to
tell me about this.
942
00:48:35,837 --> 00:48:37,946
Okay. See, I'm with
all this group of people,
943
00:48:37,971 --> 00:48:39,540
and they're, like,
getting pissed with me
944
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,908
'cause I keep taking
them places like this.
945
00:48:40,909 --> 00:48:42,683
We're trying to
find something extreme.
946
00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:43,877
Show me.
947
00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:45,379
- Show you?
- Yeah, let me see it.
948
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,416
- Okay.
- I want to see it.
949
00:48:46,441 --> 00:48:48,671
I want to see you
contort your body.
950
00:48:48,696 --> 00:48:50,285
Well, I would have
to take this off.
951
00:48:50,286 --> 00:48:52,933
I'm not worried about that.
952
00:48:53,463 --> 00:48:55,385
Oh, shit, that's hot.
953
00:48:55,693 --> 00:48:58,036
You got a hot thong on.
I'm serious.
954
00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,253
- Well, yeah.
- What are your...
955
00:48:59,278 --> 00:49:00,294
Turn around.
What are your tattoos?
956
00:49:00,295 --> 00:49:02,998
It's a lot harder.
I have a, um...
957
00:49:02,999 --> 00:49:05,627
- You guys are my best friends.
- Yeah, brother. Good luck.
958
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,035
All right.
Thank you, guys.
959
00:49:07,036 --> 00:49:08,203
Awesome.
960
00:49:08,204 --> 00:49:10,732
- Can I touch your face?
- Sure.
961
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,586
That's awesome.
962
00:49:33,576 --> 00:49:34,807
Sweet.
963
00:49:34,832 --> 00:49:37,037
Haunted words.
964
00:49:46,862 --> 00:49:48,679
- Hey, I found it.
- What?
965
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,613
- I found the Blue Skeleton.
- Yeah, dude... Where?
966
00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:52,675
Uh, this place that they said.
San Antonio.
967
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,618
And then his other friend
goes, "Fuck San Antonio!"
968
00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:56,486
He goes, "Tell him about that
crazy place we went to."
969
00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:58,522
And I was, like, "Hey, was
it called Skull Skeleton?"
970
00:49:58,523 --> 00:50:00,088
He goes, "Blue Skeleton."
971
00:50:00,113 --> 00:50:03,060
And they went last year. And he
said it's in Louisiana this year.
972
00:50:03,061 --> 00:50:05,129
Hey, we got it.
We got it.
973
00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:07,165
We're done.
We're going to Blue Skeleton.
974
00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:08,700
We can go through
with 2 different cameras...
975
00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:10,234
I know, but we
gotta get to the end...
976
00:50:10,235 --> 00:50:12,382
- We got more places to go to.
- Look, I don't know exactly...
977
00:50:12,407 --> 00:50:14,772
Where ya'll going?
What are ya'll doing?
978
00:50:14,773 --> 00:50:16,407
Yeah, I'm talkin'
to you, Biggin'.
979
00:50:16,408 --> 00:50:18,042
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
980
00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:20,207
What are you doing? I knew
you were filming in there.
981
00:50:20,232 --> 00:50:21,828
- Give me the tape.
- I didn't, I...
982
00:50:21,853 --> 00:50:25,317
- Dude, I went through one time with no camera.
- Dude? Do I look like a dude? I look like a clown, son!
983
00:50:25,318 --> 00:50:27,519
Now, what were you
doing in there?
984
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,254
- We were just hanging.
- Yeah, we were just...
985
00:50:29,255 --> 00:50:31,220
- Just hanging? Just hanging?
- We went through your haunt.
986
00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,726
Just hanging? Just hanging
with the big shitty talk?
987
00:50:33,727 --> 00:50:36,462
Whatever! Where are the tapes?
I know you were recording.
988
00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:39,131
- We didn't record anything.
- You told us to put the camera off...
989
00:50:39,132 --> 00:50:41,752
I know you were recording.
990
00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:42,977
Dude, we didn't record.
991
00:50:43,002 --> 00:50:44,403
Do you remember yesterday?
992
00:50:44,404 --> 00:50:46,105
I wasn't born then!
993
00:50:46,106 --> 00:50:47,940
And fucking back up,
and stop. Relax.
994
00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:49,743
You want me to
fuck and back up?
995
00:50:49,768 --> 00:50:52,030
- That is illegal in this state.
- Fuck you. Just...
996
00:50:52,055 --> 00:50:53,989
- You gotta get used to some sodomy...
- Hey, dude, stop! Relax.
997
00:50:54,014 --> 00:50:55,582
You said racist and sodomy
998
00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,896
because I'm
about to fuck you up!
999
00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,196
Hey.
Hey, dude, you don't want...
1000
00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,619
You do not want to
get him pissed off.
1001
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,950
- I wanna get him pissed off,
- Guys.
1002
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:02,932
You pissed off, and fuck her.
1003
00:51:02,957 --> 00:51:04,190
You look ridiculous.
1004
00:51:04,191 --> 00:51:05,559
- You need to...
- Back the fuck up, get out of here.
1005
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,394
- Brandy, go inside, now!
- Okay.
1006
00:51:07,395 --> 00:51:09,597
- Back up.
- You heard me. I've said my piece.
1007
00:51:09,598 --> 00:51:11,869
Get on before I hurt you.
1008
00:51:13,368 --> 00:51:16,170
No, that's the second time one of
these guys have got in my face.
1009
00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:18,239
I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock
one of these guys the fuck out!
1010
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:20,275
Maybe you shouldn't make a
sex tape with his sister.
1011
00:51:20,276 --> 00:51:22,998
Oh, come on, man, he didn't
know that I was filming her.
1012
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,636
Beer wench.
1013
00:51:34,521 --> 00:51:36,558
We should do a different
handshake that's like...
1014
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,452
- Brandy, can you make...
- Oh.
1015
00:51:42,794 --> 00:51:43,839
No.
1016
00:51:43,864 --> 00:51:46,906
Oh...
1017
00:51:47,611 --> 00:51:48,752
No, I don't like that.
1018
00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,540
- That wouldn't catch on?
- No.
1019
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:51,707
Oh...
1020
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:54,052
Oh, where are those tongs?
1021
00:53:53,236 --> 00:53:56,204
How far would they go
to scare somebody? You know...
1022
00:53:56,205 --> 00:53:57,479
They will go pretty far.
1023
00:53:57,504 --> 00:54:00,986
They will go pretty far to breaking
their leg, breaking their back,
1024
00:54:01,011 --> 00:54:03,155
doing anything they possibly
can to get a scare.
1025
00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:06,250
Do you think that
you have a stopping point?
1026
00:54:07,961 --> 00:54:09,127
Uh...
1027
00:54:09,152 --> 00:54:10,385
A stopping point...
1028
00:54:10,386 --> 00:54:12,788
I have been asked,
and I have done
1029
00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:15,090
many different
things over the years.
1030
00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,659
We've heard rumors
you were using dead bodies.
1031
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:20,062
I'm not surprised,
to be honest.
1032
00:54:20,063 --> 00:54:23,207
I'm not surprised.
That's actually scary.
1033
00:54:23,232 --> 00:54:26,176
Like, real dead bodies?
1034
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:28,047
Hmm.
1035
00:54:28,072 --> 00:54:30,397
Not far, from what I've heard.
1036
00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:33,886
Zacharias,
you hear anything last night?
1037
00:54:33,911 --> 00:54:36,439
No. Come back here
for a sec, though.
1038
00:54:37,204 --> 00:54:39,783
What are you doing?
Close up for a J.O. session?
1039
00:54:39,784 --> 00:54:41,919
Yeah. Close the door.
1040
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,932
What do you mean,
"Close the door"?
1041
00:54:42,957 --> 00:54:44,174
- Just close the door.
- Why?
1042
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:46,090
This was posted in a haunt
chat room last night.
1043
00:54:46,091 --> 00:54:47,106
Dude, what?
1044
00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:49,518
I've watched this thing 3 times.
1045
00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:52,062
Every single one of us
is in this video.
1046
00:54:52,063 --> 00:54:54,233
How would you have filmed this?
1047
00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:55,635
Look.
1048
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:58,202
That's me. Were you filming
me while I was asleep?
1049
00:54:58,203 --> 00:55:01,138
I'm trying to figure out how you
filmed it, unless Michael did it.
1050
00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:03,374
But I just...
Michael's right before you.
1051
00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:05,476
I'm in bed with Brandy,
there's Jeff, I...
1052
00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:07,277
I can't explain this.
1053
00:55:07,278 --> 00:55:09,047
And how's it online?
1054
00:55:09,048 --> 00:55:11,058
This isn't...
What are you...
1055
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,251
The only thing I can think of
is, this is just a part of it,
1056
00:55:13,252 --> 00:55:15,037
- so we're just gonna have to...
- Part of it?
1057
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,265
This is not a haunt.
1058
00:55:16,290 --> 00:55:18,600
Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're
in the middle of nowhere in our RV.
1059
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:20,892
- Yeah, I know.
- These guys came in here.
1060
00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,037
Do not say a fucking word
or they will all go home.
1061
00:55:23,062 --> 00:55:24,964
You guys seen
my license around?
1062
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:27,941
Wait.
What are you wearing, dude?
1063
00:55:28,235 --> 00:55:29,969
Real men wear pink.
1064
00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:31,771
Those look like
Brandy's panties.
1065
00:55:31,772 --> 00:55:34,143
- You've never seen my panties.
- Brandy's granny panties.
1066
00:55:34,168 --> 00:55:35,775
I blacked out last night.
It could have been her.
1067
00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:38,715
- What do you mean, "blacked out"?
- What the fuck!
1068
00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:41,028
What the fuck is...
1069
00:55:41,053 --> 00:55:42,495
What are you doing, dude?
1070
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,588
What's going on, Michael?
1071
00:55:44,613 --> 00:55:45,719
What the fuck are you doing?
1072
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:46,847
- What the fuck is that?
- Should I pull over?
1073
00:55:46,872 --> 00:55:48,636
What do you mean,
"What is that?"
1074
00:55:49,473 --> 00:55:52,570
- What the fuck?
- What is it?
1075
00:55:52,595 --> 00:55:55,588
- What the fuck is that?
- Is that a heart?
1076
00:55:56,297 --> 00:55:59,440
- God, Michael!
- Jesus. Jesus Christ, are you okay?
1077
00:56:00,288 --> 00:56:01,768
- This you?
- Michael...
1078
00:56:01,769 --> 00:56:03,380
Why the fuck is
he puking in here?
1079
00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:05,090
Where is Zack?
You did that?
1080
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:07,952
- Zack?
- Jesus Christ!
1081
00:56:09,102 --> 00:56:11,822
- What is that?
- I have no fucking idea.
1082
00:56:11,847 --> 00:56:15,559
- Don't touch it. Don't touch it!
- Well, I'm not keeping it in here.
1083
00:56:17,862 --> 00:56:19,500
Shit.
1084
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,800
Oh God, that's so gross.
1085
00:56:22,825 --> 00:56:24,286
You're a fucking idiot, dude.
1086
00:56:24,311 --> 00:56:26,140
I didn't do this.
1087
00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:28,227
Yeah, you didn't do it.
1088
00:56:32,562 --> 00:56:34,103
What are you doing?
1089
00:56:34,104 --> 00:56:36,258
Nothing.
I'm just waiting for you, man.
1090
00:56:36,283 --> 00:56:37,946
Let's go.
1091
00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:43,645
- None of you guys are ready.
- And Mikey's being difficult. Still.
1092
00:56:43,646 --> 00:56:45,796
- Are you all right?
- No, I'm not.
1093
00:56:45,821 --> 00:56:46,583
Let's go.
1094
00:56:46,609 --> 00:56:47,649
This is just... I
don't want to do it.
1095
00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:49,384
Jeff, you done?
1096
00:57:04,568 --> 00:57:06,636
Hey, I got the email.
1097
00:57:06,637 --> 00:57:08,671
- We're doing the forum?
- Yeah.
1098
00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:10,637
All right.
1099
00:57:11,783 --> 00:57:14,745
If you want to move closer,
head toward Baton Rouge.
1100
00:57:14,746 --> 00:57:17,681
Ask for Giggles at the D&D Bar.
1101
00:57:17,682 --> 00:57:19,969
- Baton Rouge?
- Yeah.
1102
00:57:19,994 --> 00:57:22,229
It's... It's part of the thing.
1103
00:57:22,254 --> 00:57:26,305
You're the very one that wants to stop
going to the Mickey Mouse places.
1104
00:57:26,619 --> 00:57:28,567
- All right.
- Huh?
1105
00:57:28,592 --> 00:57:31,739
There it is. Now you're going
to get your chance, tough guy.
1106
00:57:36,063 --> 00:57:39,414
Look at all
those trash bag pumpkins.
1107
00:57:42,775 --> 00:57:44,662
This is a bar?
1108
00:57:47,081 --> 00:57:48,456
Zack?
1109
00:57:48,481 --> 00:57:51,658
I'm sorry, guys, but this
is where they said to go.
1110
00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:53,718
He said that, to ask
the guy at the bar.
1111
00:57:59,183 --> 00:58:01,762
Hey, uh,
excuse me.
1112
00:58:02,429 --> 00:58:03,687
Sorry to bother you guys. Uh,
1113
00:58:03,712 --> 00:58:06,477
I'm supposed to find a Giggles.
1114
00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:08,944
- You know?
- Giggles?
1115
00:58:08,969 --> 00:58:11,037
Yeah. I know Giggles.
1116
00:58:11,038 --> 00:58:13,373
Oh, yeah. He hangs out here
quite regularly, matter of fact.
1117
00:58:13,374 --> 00:58:14,587
You all want to
take a seat over there
1118
00:58:14,612 --> 00:58:17,523
and make yourselves at home.
He'll be here shortly.
1119
00:58:18,514 --> 00:58:20,119
- Shall we.
- Yeah.
1120
00:58:20,144 --> 00:58:22,990
Let's... sit.
1121
00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:29,423
At least we're on
the right track.
1122
00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:31,627
Look at
the couple slow dancing.
1123
00:58:32,637 --> 00:58:34,436
So weird.
1124
00:58:35,722 --> 00:58:37,207
You guys want a drink,
at least?
1125
00:58:37,232 --> 00:58:38,516
- Beer.
- Jeff, you want a beer?
1126
00:58:38,541 --> 00:58:40,007
Yeah.
1127
00:58:40,101 --> 00:58:44,449
- It's just a scare...
- Hey! What's that camera for?
1128
00:58:54,183 --> 00:58:56,217
They're cool, the bar.
1129
00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,466
Happy with that
kind of service.
1130
00:58:57,491 --> 00:59:00,487
Besides, they don't...
They don't like our kind.
1131
00:59:05,061 --> 00:59:07,162
Holy shit. Turn around.
Turn around, Brandy!
1132
00:59:07,163 --> 00:59:08,244
- What?
- Turn around.
1133
00:59:08,269 --> 00:59:09,479
What?
1134
00:59:10,976 --> 00:59:12,811
Oh, my God.
1135
00:59:15,672 --> 00:59:17,360
Wow.
1136
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,822
Are you Giggles?
1137
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:51,168
- Hey!
- All right, I'll turn it off!
1138
00:59:51,193 --> 00:59:52,884
Try that here.
1139
00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:59,321
That guy was
having a good time.
1140
00:59:59,619 --> 01:00:01,028
You looked like you
were having a good time.
1141
01:00:01,053 --> 01:00:03,979
- What?
- Okay, I'm going to the bathroom.
1142
01:00:04,004 --> 01:00:05,590
What?
1143
01:00:08,074 --> 01:00:09,448
- Hey, we're gonna...
- What's going on, guys?
1144
01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:10,788
- We're gonna...
- No, no, no, no, no.
1145
01:00:10,813 --> 01:00:12,462
You want to meet Mr. Giggles?
He's outside.
1146
01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:14,433
- Yes.
- He won't talk till the camera
1147
01:00:14,459 --> 01:00:15,528
is off, so put it down.
1148
01:00:15,553 --> 01:00:17,848
- Sit down.
- Let's go meet Giggles.
- It's gonna be you.
1149
01:00:17,873 --> 01:00:18,772
Finally.
1150
01:00:18,797 --> 01:00:20,843
This is not a good idea.
1151
01:00:23,710 --> 01:00:25,477
Oh, man, check this out.
1152
01:00:25,502 --> 01:00:26,571
What you got there?
1153
01:00:26,596 --> 01:00:28,280
City boys forgot their camera.
1154
01:00:28,281 --> 01:00:29,882
Oh, cool.
Let's go make a movie.
1155
01:00:29,907 --> 01:00:32,120
Yeah, let's make a movie.
1156
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,927
Hey, guys,
this is the ladies' room.
1157
01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:42,762
Well, yeah, we know.
How you doing?
1158
01:00:42,763 --> 01:00:45,799
- Ugh, what are you doing?
- We're shooting a little video.
1159
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,968
Thought that's what y'all like.
1160
01:00:47,969 --> 01:00:50,337
Well, it's not what we're...
It's not what we're here to do.
1161
01:00:50,338 --> 01:00:52,703
- We decided to shoot a little movie.
- Did Bobby and Zack set you up for this?
1162
01:00:52,704 --> 01:00:54,741
Heard you were
looking for Mr. Giggles.
1163
01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:56,858
I got your Mr. Giggles
for you right here, darling.
1164
01:00:56,883 --> 01:00:58,277
Stop.
1165
01:00:58,278 --> 01:00:59,697
- Could you just...
- Huh?
1166
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,749
Just leave the rest room.
1167
01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:04,017
Uh, we're good. We're
we 're doing all right.
1168
01:01:04,018 --> 01:01:05,706
Just stop!
Guys, get out!
1169
01:01:05,731 --> 01:01:07,454
Come on, huh?
What's the matter?
1170
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:09,873
- Just trying to have a little fun.
- Bobby.
1171
01:01:09,898 --> 01:01:12,702
- They cornered me in there.
- What the fuck you guys doing?
1172
01:01:12,727 --> 01:01:14,112
- Shooting a movie, boy.
- Shooting a movie.
1173
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:15,773
That's our camera.
What are you talking about?
1174
01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,198
We're making a movie.
Okay.
1175
01:01:17,223 --> 01:01:19,291
Let's go, let's go.
Go.
1176
01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:23,405
- I'm not saying it's you.
- It's on all of us, all right?
1177
01:01:23,406 --> 01:01:24,844
But it's getting out
of hand, all right?
1178
01:01:24,869 --> 01:01:27,675
They're filming us, they're
posting this shit online.
1179
01:01:27,676 --> 01:01:29,444
Fucking getting in Mike's face.
1180
01:01:29,445 --> 01:01:32,258
But then when they go after Brandy,
that's a whole different story, man.
1181
01:01:32,283 --> 01:01:35,025
We can never
leave her alone again.
1182
01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,530
They were asking me for my
Facebook, and I got theirs.
1183
01:01:38,555 --> 01:01:40,956
We were talking
about Extreme Haunts.
1184
01:01:40,957 --> 01:01:43,559
And they said that they were
looking for the same shit.
1185
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,926
So. I don't know.
They were just, like,
1186
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,963
"Hey, let's exchange
information if you find it fun"
1187
01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,398
They knew what we
were talking about?
1188
01:01:48,399 --> 01:01:49,647
Yeah. They said
they've heard of 'em.
1189
01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:51,468
Well, then you're gonna
need to Facebook 'em.
1190
01:01:51,493 --> 01:01:53,044
'Cause we have the information.
1191
01:01:53,069 --> 01:01:55,695
- It's in Louisiana this year.
- We don't have an address, though.
1192
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,747
- It doesn't matter.
- You know, I'm down,
1193
01:01:56,772 --> 01:01:58,084
- but we don't have an address.
- It doesn't matter.
1194
01:01:58,109 --> 01:01:59,271
I have...
1195
01:01:59,296 --> 01:02:01,945
- These websites. I'm in...
- Shh, what was that?
1196
01:02:01,946 --> 01:02:03,513
Yeah, but Zack,
that's like nothing.
1197
01:02:03,514 --> 01:02:05,996
Brandy, when I say Louisiana,
that's where it is...
1198
01:02:06,021 --> 01:02:07,050
- Holy shit.
- What was that?
1199
01:02:07,075 --> 01:02:09,429
You guys, there's somebody outside.
1200
01:02:11,649 --> 01:02:13,983
Look out the windows.
1201
01:02:17,497 --> 01:02:19,616
- It's so hard to see. Can you even see?
- I don't see it.
1202
01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:21,861
- Shit!
- You guys, there's somebody out there!
1203
01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:23,177
Brandy, stay here.
1204
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:27,188
- What was that?
- Shh...
1205
01:02:28,831 --> 01:02:30,716
- Somebody is on the roof.
- Where?
1206
01:02:30,741 --> 01:02:32,386
Shh.
1207
01:02:33,933 --> 01:02:35,890
Shh.
1208
01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:38,841
- Jeff...
- Be quiet. Shh...
1209
01:02:38,866 --> 01:02:41,986
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
1210
01:02:45,419 --> 01:02:47,327
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
- What just happened?
1211
01:02:47,352 --> 01:02:49,168
Bobby... Bobby, get it.
Jeff, why is the power out?
1212
01:02:49,193 --> 01:02:50,729
Is the door locked?
Is the door locked?
1213
01:02:50,730 --> 01:02:52,975
Yes, it's locked!
1214
01:02:54,567 --> 01:02:56,235
Go turn it on.
1215
01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:58,604
- What do you see out the window?
- I don't see shit.
1216
01:02:58,605 --> 01:03:00,259
- I can't see anything.
- Brandy, just stay here.
1217
01:03:00,284 --> 01:03:03,109
- Okay.
- Do not leave anybody's side.
1218
01:03:03,110 --> 01:03:04,557
Stay away from the sun roof.
1219
01:03:04,582 --> 01:03:07,280
Or, if I try the engine, dude,
it'll charge the generator.
1220
01:03:07,281 --> 01:03:09,115
- Try it!
- I'll just try it. Hold on.
1221
01:03:09,116 --> 01:03:11,028
Brandy, stay back.
1222
01:03:12,717 --> 01:03:14,324
- Holy shit.
- Shit!
1223
01:03:14,349 --> 01:03:16,774
What the fuck?
1224
01:03:17,015 --> 01:03:18,325
Bobby, they are every...
They are all around us.
1225
01:03:18,326 --> 01:03:20,517
You guys, what is going on?
1226
01:03:22,564 --> 01:03:24,164
What the fuck is going on?
1227
01:03:24,165 --> 01:03:26,511
What the... Jesus, Bobby!
They're outside our...
1228
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,234
- He's right up against the window over there!
- Seriously!
1229
01:03:28,235 --> 01:03:29,913
- What the fuck?
- Where'd they go?
1230
01:03:29,938 --> 01:03:32,035
You guys. Wait, where did they go?
There were, like, 50 of them...
1231
01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,644
- Check the back. Go to the back...
- ...and they just disappeared.
1232
01:03:33,669 --> 01:03:35,385
and lock the door.
1233
01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:37,461
Did they go on the sides?
1234
01:03:37,486 --> 01:03:40,059
- I don't-I don't know...
- Guys, do you see that?
1235
01:03:41,131 --> 01:03:44,561
They are starting to phase out
a lot of the traditional stuff
1236
01:03:44,586 --> 01:03:46,955
and starting to go
into this extreme stuff.
1237
01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:48,397
- If I've got a group of...
- Help!
1238
01:03:48,422 --> 01:03:50,681
6 or 8, you know,
21-year-old males
1239
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:52,677
and a guy comes up to me
and tugs on my sleeve,
1240
01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:54,743
and he says,
"Hey, I want it hardcore,"
1241
01:03:54,768 --> 01:03:56,035
we'll run him through there.
1242
01:03:56,036 --> 01:03:57,282
I mean, I'll tell the guy,
1243
01:03:57,307 --> 01:03:59,911
"I'll do everything,
short of killing you."
1244
01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,903
And they're, like, "That's what we want.
That's what we want."
1245
01:04:01,904 --> 01:04:04,378
And I'll go in there,
and we'll tear 'em up.
1246
01:04:04,403 --> 01:04:06,041
We're almost to the
point where we're gonna
1247
01:04:06,067 --> 01:04:08,551
cuss these people
and gang-rape them.
1248
01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:13,669
DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN:
1249
01:04:13,694 --> 01:04:14,593
HALLOWEEN
1250
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:17,536
Brandy, you doing okay?
1251
01:04:18,469 --> 01:04:20,887
Come on, it's our last day.
1252
01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,354
Let's see a smile on that face.
1253
01:04:25,219 --> 01:04:27,663
- That's our Halloween breakfast?
- Yeah.
1254
01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:28,898
Halloween is just like Christmas.
1255
01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:31,096
You get Christmas breakfast.
Halloween breakfast.
1256
01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:32,903
Jack-o-lantern pancakes then.
1257
01:04:32,904 --> 01:04:36,593
Can everybody have
a good time today, please?
1258
01:04:36,926 --> 01:04:38,501
Jesus Christ.
1259
01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:40,477
What the fuck was that?
1260
01:04:40,478 --> 01:04:43,425
- Do not go outside yet.
- Dude. Dude.
1261
01:04:45,656 --> 01:04:47,726
- Yeah.
- I'm going.
1262
01:04:48,942 --> 01:04:50,847
Do you see anybody?
1263
01:04:51,157 --> 01:04:53,333
Why is there a pumpkin
in the middle of nowhere?
[ CARVE ME ]
1264
01:04:53,358 --> 01:04:54,859
- Zack, get in the RV.
- What are you doing?
1265
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:57,147
- Get back in the RV.
- Shh.
1266
01:05:00,766 --> 01:05:02,500
See anything?
1267
01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:03,702
Somebody is here.
1268
01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:05,704
I like it.
It says, "Carve me."
1269
01:05:05,705 --> 01:05:08,027
Look what I have.
1270
01:05:14,373 --> 01:05:15,681
I think they
went a little too far.
1271
01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:17,018
Got a knife?
1272
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,752
I mean, we are in the middle
of nowhere, and they found us?
1273
01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:22,230
Yeah, this is what
you've been looking for.
1274
01:05:26,662 --> 01:05:29,387
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
1275
01:05:30,363 --> 01:05:31,754
Look what we have here.
1276
01:05:31,779 --> 01:05:34,191
Stop being dramatic.
What is it?
1277
01:05:34,216 --> 01:05:36,213
It's an invitation.
1278
01:05:36,991 --> 01:05:38,915
Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m.
1279
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,641
But, I mean how do you know it's
Blue Skeleton? How the fuck...
1280
01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:42,892
It's what we've been wanting.
1281
01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:45,397
It's insane now. There'll be,
like, 10,000 people down there.
1282
01:05:45,422 --> 01:05:47,842
We gotta try it.
One more day, that's all I ask.
1283
01:05:47,867 --> 01:05:49,124
It's Halloween.
1284
01:05:49,149 --> 01:05:51,719
- We go home tomorrow, okay?
- Yeah, I don't know.
1285
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,154
We bring this to protect us.
1286
01:05:53,155 --> 01:05:55,556
- Don't be a smartass right now.
- We're going home tomorrow.
1287
01:05:55,557 --> 01:05:56,924
Dude, this is what
we've been looking for.
1288
01:05:56,949 --> 01:05:58,869
Yeah, we used to assume
that we were gonna go.
1289
01:05:58,894 --> 01:06:00,027
We are going.
1290
01:06:00,028 --> 01:06:01,198
You just...
No, you...
1291
01:06:01,223 --> 01:06:02,697
You don't give
anybody a chance to talk...
1292
01:06:02,698 --> 01:06:04,299
You were really going
to get an invitation,
1293
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,474
and then just,
what are we going to do,
1294
01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,779
go drink tonight at a bar?
1295
01:06:07,805 --> 01:06:09,521
This is what we've been
looking for, for a week.
1296
01:06:09,546 --> 01:06:11,916
It's Halloween.
We go.
1297
01:06:13,805 --> 01:06:16,219
- Holy shit.
- Wow.
1298
01:06:16,244 --> 01:06:18,312
Guys, it's so cool.
1299
01:06:18,313 --> 01:06:19,594
I have the weird...
That's weird.
1300
01:06:19,597 --> 01:06:21,288
- Halloween.
- That's really...
1301
01:06:21,313 --> 01:06:24,437
That means people were out here
last night putting those in.
1302
01:06:24,462 --> 01:06:25,654
Zack, go get 'em.
1303
01:06:25,655 --> 01:06:26,841
Wow.
1304
01:06:26,866 --> 01:06:28,757
They were sitting around the
RV while we were sleeping.
1305
01:06:28,758 --> 01:06:31,408
Hey.
Hey, you all right?
1306
01:06:34,097 --> 01:06:35,832
Brandy, let's go with it.
1307
01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:37,639
Halloween time.
1308
01:06:38,354 --> 01:06:40,819
Everybody take one.
Let's rock.
1309
01:06:40,844 --> 01:06:43,131
- Ha!
- You're an idiot!
1310
01:06:48,428 --> 01:06:49,812
That's not
what we set out to do,
1311
01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:52,616
is to be fucking
surrounded in a field
1312
01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:55,027
by fucking weirdos.
1313
01:06:56,852 --> 01:07:00,023
Well, if you kind of think
about it, it's kind of cool.
1314
01:07:00,048 --> 01:07:01,891
Are you kidding me?
1315
01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:03,259
- It's kind of cool.
- Kind of cool?
1316
01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:04,694
There is such a difference,
though,
1317
01:07:04,695 --> 01:07:07,164
in wanting extreme shit
and knowing, okay,
1318
01:07:07,165 --> 01:07:09,600
we're going to do
an extreme haunted house,
1319
01:07:09,601 --> 01:07:12,536
to brushing teeth
and getting ready to go to bed
1320
01:07:12,537 --> 01:07:16,950
and be surrounded
by redneck hillbilly assholes
1321
01:07:16,975 --> 01:07:18,509
that are, you know,
fucking with us.
1322
01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:21,179
And that's not cool when you
don't know what's going on.
1323
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:23,948
Nothing actually happened.
1324
01:07:23,949 --> 01:07:25,984
Like, just calm down,
all right?
1325
01:07:25,985 --> 01:07:28,486
You came on this trip,
you've seen this world,
1326
01:07:28,487 --> 01:07:29,852
and now we've got
the opportunity
1327
01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:33,339
to do something really cool,
so just relax.
1328
01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,108
You see anybody
who has a skull mask,
1329
01:08:04,133 --> 01:08:06,024
anything that looks
like it, let me know.
1330
01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:08,391
Show me your tits!
1331
01:08:08,682 --> 01:08:10,946
Thank you!
1332
01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,529
It's not him.
It's not him.
1333
01:08:22,745 --> 01:08:24,612
There's somebody up
there with a skull, Jeff.
1334
01:08:24,613 --> 01:08:27,312
- Where?
- See him on the balcony?
1335
01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:37,362
I swear I could see him.
1336
01:08:46,635 --> 01:08:49,788
I'm not gonna walk down
this street again!
1337
01:09:05,638 --> 01:09:07,133
Hey!
1338
01:09:07,728 --> 01:09:09,362
Brandy?
1339
01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:11,652
Hey!
1340
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,743
Brandy!
1341
01:09:26,044 --> 01:09:27,968
Hey, Bob-Bobby!
1342
01:09:29,607 --> 01:09:30,943
Hey!
1343
01:09:30,968 --> 01:09:32,283
Get him.
Get him.
1344
01:09:32,284 --> 01:09:33,801
Bobby!
1345
01:09:34,506 --> 01:09:36,078
Hey, wait up!
1346
01:09:37,731 --> 01:09:40,294
Hey, where you go...
Wait up!
1347
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:41,905
Bobby!
1348
01:09:47,206 --> 01:09:50,888
You wanna come out and play?
1349
01:09:58,552 --> 01:09:59,985
Just want to find my friends.
1350
01:10:00,010 --> 01:10:02,609
Over here, boy.
What you looking at?
1351
01:10:06,918 --> 01:10:09,132
- Take him!
- Yeah!
1352
01:10:11,539 --> 01:10:13,508
Yeah!
1353
01:10:15,017 --> 01:10:16,839
Bring your mouth!
1354
01:10:16,864 --> 01:10:22,214
Put out your tongue
and say, "Ah."
1355
01:10:45,627 --> 01:10:46,793
You guys going to call him?
1356
01:10:46,794 --> 01:10:48,586
Yeah, Zack is.
1357
01:10:51,090 --> 01:10:52,733
Oday, I called twice.
1358
01:10:52,734 --> 01:10:54,135
What do you mean
you called twice?
1359
01:10:54,136 --> 01:10:55,570
- Voice mail says...
- Whose voice mail?
1360
01:10:55,571 --> 01:10:56,937
Jeff's voice mail!
It says,
1361
01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:58,619
"If you want to go to
the Blue Skeleton..."
1362
01:10:58,644 --> 01:11:00,091
and said "Gave me an intersection"
1363
01:11:00,116 --> 01:11:02,416
and said we gotta be
there by midnight.
1364
01:11:17,772 --> 01:11:20,940
I can't believe that we're actually
going to find this place, man.
1365
01:11:35,812 --> 01:11:38,672
I can't say I know
what's going on, but just...
1366
01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:39,838
We're in this together.
1367
01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:42,628
Alright, that's fine.
What are you looking for?
1368
01:11:42,653 --> 01:11:44,226
Mike.
1369
01:11:46,588 --> 01:11:48,868
I don't know where
the fuck Jeff is,
1370
01:11:48,893 --> 01:11:51,103
I do not know
what is going on.
1371
01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:52,574
We're either going to
the end of this road,
1372
01:11:52,599 --> 01:11:54,140
or going the fuck home.
1373
01:11:54,165 --> 01:11:56,396
What do you want to do?
You want to leave him out there?
1374
01:11:56,421 --> 01:11:58,407
- There's no fucking chance.
- He's up!
1375
01:11:59,306 --> 01:12:01,794
I don't see
anything outside, though.
1376
01:12:01,819 --> 01:12:03,732
Somebody is coming.
1377
01:12:09,214 --> 01:12:11,483
Whoa.
Zack, what is this, man?
1378
01:12:11,484 --> 01:12:13,330
What's going on?
1379
01:12:15,216 --> 01:12:16,769
What the...
1380
01:12:18,059 --> 01:12:19,872
What are we gonna do?
1381
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,189
Oh, come on.
1382
01:12:30,603 --> 01:12:32,806
This is... Fuck...
1383
01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:34,376
What?
1384
01:12:34,674 --> 01:12:37,943
"60 seconds, come outside,
or your friend will die."
1385
01:12:37,968 --> 01:12:40,967
- That's a text message?
- What the fuck?
1386
01:12:44,941 --> 01:12:47,219
This is not all right, man.
1387
01:12:49,537 --> 01:12:51,700
"45 seconds."
1388
01:12:51,725 --> 01:12:53,159
Fuck this, dude,
I'm not scared of them.
1389
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,800
Let's get out there.
This isn't real, right?
1390
01:12:59,267 --> 01:13:00,467
Is this the haunt?
What is this?
1391
01:13:00,468 --> 01:13:02,269
"You will be scared.
30 seconds."
1392
01:13:02,270 --> 01:13:06,639
- Can they fucking hear us?
- You guys, what's going on here?
1393
01:13:06,892 --> 01:13:08,641
It's...
It's just gotta be them.
1394
01:13:08,642 --> 01:13:10,422
What else do we do?
1395
01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,625
- Zack?
- Dude, get back in the RV!
1396
01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:15,366
Come on!
1397
01:13:22,403 --> 01:13:23,964
Shit!
1398
01:13:26,012 --> 01:13:27,887
"Surprise."?
1399
01:13:29,370 --> 01:13:31,766
- Christ!
- What the hell is going on?
1400
01:13:31,767 --> 01:13:33,256
There is glass everywhere,
Bobby.
1401
01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:34,469
Stay down, Brandy.
1402
01:13:34,470 --> 01:13:37,459
Jesus-fucking-Christ!
Why are they doing this to us?
1403
01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:39,421
Holy shit.
1404
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,346
- Stay down.
- Can you see Zack?
1405
01:13:42,371 --> 01:13:44,193
Holy shit.
1406
01:13:45,846 --> 01:13:47,485
Get it.
1407
01:13:51,945 --> 01:13:53,624
"Don't look up."
1408
01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,822
What the fuck man?
1409
01:13:59,362 --> 01:14:01,664
I don't want
to fucking play along!
1410
01:14:01,665 --> 01:14:03,265
- Get off me!
- Get the fuck off!
1411
01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:05,684
Do not fucking hurt her!
1412
01:14:11,501 --> 01:14:13,751
Jesus Christ.
1413
01:14:15,983 --> 01:14:17,973
- Brandy?
- Yeah.
- Let me go!
1414
01:14:23,955 --> 01:14:25,237
Brandy, stay close.
1415
01:14:25,262 --> 01:14:27,415
Okay.
Okay.
1416
01:14:53,931 --> 01:14:55,896
Where are we going?
1417
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,180
Guys, you know what this is.
Just relax.
1418
01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:03,657
- A little hard to relax, Zack.
- Zack, shut the fuck up.
1419
01:15:11,201 --> 01:15:13,528
- Oh, my God.
- Ah, fuck!
1420
01:15:13,553 --> 01:15:14,707
Get off me!
1421
01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:16,805
- What is going on, Mike?
- What's happening?
1422
01:15:16,830 --> 01:15:18,855
Get the fuck off me!
1423
01:15:20,169 --> 01:15:21,657
All right.
All right.
1424
01:15:21,682 --> 01:15:23,229
Jesus!
1425
01:15:23,254 --> 01:15:26,355
All right. These guys
have got a fuckin' bat.
1426
01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,785
- What?
- What's going on, Mike?
1427
01:15:57,786 --> 01:16:00,213
Michael,
just do what they want.
1428
01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:03,626
All right, all right.
1429
01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,640
Michael?
1430
01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:24,092
He's just
messing with you, Brandy.
1431
01:16:24,379 --> 01:16:25,885
Okay.
1432
01:16:26,805 --> 01:16:28,594
What's going on?
1433
01:16:28,883 --> 01:16:31,901
They are moving me outside.
All right, I'll go!
1434
01:16:34,105 --> 01:16:36,259
Hey Zack, are you going too?
1435
01:16:36,284 --> 01:16:38,111
- I guess, are you?
- No.
1436
01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,153
Zack!
1437
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,731
Wait, you guys,
don't leave me in here alone.
1438
01:16:41,732 --> 01:16:43,699
Zack, bring her with you!
1439
01:16:44,841 --> 01:16:46,204
You guys!
1440
01:16:46,229 --> 01:16:47,871
- Brandy!
- Oh, shit.
1441
01:16:47,872 --> 01:16:49,306
Brandy!
1442
01:16:49,307 --> 01:16:51,384
- Brandy!
- Brandy!
1443
01:16:51,409 --> 01:16:54,011
Fucking shit!
Brandy!
1444
01:16:54,012 --> 01:16:55,345
- Brandy!
- Guys!
- Bobby.
1445
01:16:55,346 --> 01:16:57,512
- Guys!
- Brandy!
1446
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,773
Bring her out!
1447
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,156
Fuck, I don't want
to be in here alone.
1448
01:17:47,702 --> 01:17:50,350
Count to 30,
1449
01:17:50,885 --> 01:17:53,746
and remove your hood.
1450
01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:59,478
There is going to be a video
camera sitting right next to you.
1451
01:18:00,172 --> 01:18:02,249
Pick it up...
1452
01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:08,348
and record everything you see.
1453
01:18:08,946 --> 01:18:11,214
And remember...
1454
01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:14,277
we'll be watching.
1455
01:19:15,497 --> 01:19:17,865
I can't see a goddamn thing.
1456
01:19:19,808 --> 01:19:22,963
Oh, my God, this is ridiculous.
1457
01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:25,434
Shit.
1458
01:19:26,787 --> 01:19:28,302
Zack?
1459
01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:34,221
Zack?
1460
01:19:35,394 --> 01:19:36,820
Bobby?
1461
01:19:37,888 --> 01:19:41,122
I'm supposed to be filming.
1462
01:19:42,307 --> 01:19:44,052
Oh, shit.
1463
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:49,528
Dammit.
1464
01:19:49,529 --> 01:19:52,726
I swear to Christ, Bobby,
if you all are fucking with me...
1465
01:19:54,841 --> 01:19:56,940
Honestly, I just
want to get the... Fuck!
1466
01:19:58,504 --> 01:20:01,625
All right, look,
I'm fucking over this.
1467
01:20:04,579 --> 01:20:05,823
All right, I'm done.
I'm done!
1468
01:20:05,848 --> 01:20:08,487
What the fuck am I
supposed to do?
1469
01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:12,131
Hello!
1470
01:20:12,828 --> 01:20:14,475
Zack!
Bobby!
1471
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,908
This is crazy shit.
1472
01:20:20,094 --> 01:20:21,628
Hello?
1473
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:24,618
Hello?
1474
01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:26,742
Fuck.
1475
01:20:36,888 --> 01:20:38,432
Zack?
1476
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,074
Oh, fuck.
1477
01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,709
Oh!
Jesus Christ, man!
1478
01:20:54,734 --> 01:20:57,862
Dude, I am done!
Just let me out. I give up.
1479
01:20:59,034 --> 01:21:03,660
What the fuck?
Get me out of here now!
1480
01:21:04,013 --> 01:21:05,760
You look.
1481
01:21:12,882 --> 01:21:15,260
Jesus Christ!
Oh shit.
1482
01:21:15,285 --> 01:21:18,554
Hey, hey! How the fuck
do I get out of here?
1483
01:21:18,555 --> 01:21:19,923
What the fuck?
1484
01:21:19,924 --> 01:21:21,858
- What the fuck!
1485
01:21:21,859 --> 01:21:23,548
Oh, shit.
1486
01:21:26,409 --> 01:21:27,929
Okay.
1487
01:21:38,589 --> 01:21:40,411
Oh my god.
No!
1488
01:21:40,412 --> 01:21:43,569
Can any of you
guys hear me in here?
1489
01:21:46,418 --> 01:21:48,182
All right, we're done!
1490
01:21:49,934 --> 01:21:52,257
What the fuck?
1491
01:21:53,524 --> 01:21:55,002
What the fuck, man!
1492
01:21:55,027 --> 01:21:57,995
Get me the fuck out of here!
Bobby, where are you?
1493
01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,965
Get me out of here!
Get me the fuck out of here!
1494
01:22:00,966 --> 01:22:03,133
Get me the fuck...
1495
01:22:03,134 --> 01:22:06,096
Get me the fuck...
Bobby! Mikey!
1496
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:08,340
Somebody fucking answer me!
1497
01:22:08,341 --> 01:22:10,283
What's going on?
1498
01:22:11,536 --> 01:22:13,360
Fuck!
1499
01:22:19,447 --> 01:22:21,921
Oh.
Jesus.
1500
01:22:21,922 --> 01:22:25,099
Hey, man, tell me you know how to
get out of this fucking place.
1501
01:22:25,716 --> 01:22:27,112
Hey.
1502
01:22:28,134 --> 01:22:30,506
What the fuck is this?
1503
01:22:30,531 --> 01:22:33,008
Your props are
really fucking scary!
1504
01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:35,596
Oh! Shit.
1505
01:22:36,347 --> 01:22:37,746
Hello?
1506
01:22:37,771 --> 01:22:39,972
What the fuck is going on?
1507
01:22:39,973 --> 01:22:41,614
Hello!
1508
01:22:41,848 --> 01:22:43,570
Hello!
1509
01:22:44,706 --> 01:22:46,350
Oh, shit!
1510
01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:48,903
Michael!
Mike!
1511
01:22:49,318 --> 01:22:50,994
Michael, I'm in here man!
1512
01:22:51,019 --> 01:22:52,775
- Get me the fuck out!
- Mike!
1513
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,693
- God dammit! Bobby!
- What the fuck is wrong?
1514
01:22:54,718 --> 01:22:55,989
- Michael?
- Bobby!
1515
01:22:55,990 --> 01:22:57,357
Michael!
1516
01:22:57,358 --> 01:22:59,326
- Guys, can you hear me?
- Michael. No! Look at the door.
1517
01:22:59,327 --> 01:23:00,712
Get the fuck out!
1518
01:23:00,737 --> 01:23:02,529
Get the fuck
out of there now!
1519
01:23:02,530 --> 01:23:03,864
Find the door!
1520
01:23:03,865 --> 01:23:06,420
Michael!
Michael!
1521
01:23:07,137 --> 01:23:08,360
Come on. Come on, there's
1522
01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:09,865
There's got to be
a light in here.
1523
01:23:09,890 --> 01:23:11,414
Come on.
1524
01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:18,611
- No!
- Coming through! Pardon me!
1525
01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:21,550
Stop it!
1526
01:23:21,551 --> 01:23:24,176
Please stop!
1527
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:28,923
Just get me out of here!
1528
01:23:28,948 --> 01:23:31,535
Please get me out of here!
1529
01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:36,263
- I'm going to fuck your world!
- No...
1530
01:23:39,143 --> 01:23:40,895
Brandy?
1531
01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:44,325
Guys,
somebody please talk to me.
1532
01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:47,029
Please God,
please God, please God.
1533
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,167
Please.
1534
01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:52,300
Zack?
1535
01:23:52,325 --> 01:23:54,818
Zack, what the fuck
are you doing in here, man?
1536
01:23:54,819 --> 01:23:56,739
We got to get out of here.
1537
01:23:56,764 --> 01:23:59,710
This is not a fucking haunt.
1538
01:24:00,093 --> 01:24:02,249
You having fun, Bobby?
1539
01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:03,047
What?
1540
01:26:03,588 --> 01:26:05,339
Help!
1541
01:26:05,757 --> 01:26:07,440
Help!
1542
01:26:07,887 --> 01:26:09,458
Please...
1543
01:26:09,834 --> 01:26:11,921
Bobby!
1544
01:26:13,597 --> 01:26:15,986
Please help!
1545
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,244
Help me!
1546
01:26:20,191 --> 01:26:22,874
Can anybody hear me!
1547
01:26:30,997 --> 01:26:34,000
I can't breathe in here!
1548
01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,289
Please!
1549
01:26:58,066 --> 01:26:59,695
Please!
1550
01:27:12,425 --> 01:27:15,697
Help!
1551
01:27:18,324 --> 01:27:20,591
Help!
1552
01:27:20,616 --> 01:27:22,923
Please help me!
1553
01:27:22,948 --> 01:27:24,769
Please...
1554
01:27:26,789 --> 01:27:29,146
Help!
1555
01:27:38,412 --> 01:27:41,113
What's the best
part about your job?
1556
01:27:43,303 --> 01:27:47,002
I'm... I'm not me
for five hours a day.
1557
01:27:47,027 --> 01:27:51,088
And if I can get out
of the tangled up mess,
1558
01:27:51,113 --> 01:27:53,820
that is my head
and into somebody else's head.
1559
01:27:53,845 --> 01:27:56,780
All that pent-up aggression
is now taken out on somebody,
1560
01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:58,872
and, you know,
1561
01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:01,173
be as vicious and mean
as I can
1562
01:28:01,198 --> 01:28:03,175
towards anybody to scare 'em.
1563
01:28:03,214 --> 01:28:07,014
You want to make it so that
they're not gonna escape.
1564
01:28:07,015 --> 01:28:08,328
Right?
I mean, that's the thing,
1565
01:28:08,353 --> 01:28:10,211
They don't, I mean,
we don't want them to escape.
1566
01:28:10,236 --> 01:28:13,531
If I were a zombie
and they came out here,
1567
01:28:13,556 --> 01:28:16,024
my goal is to eat their
brains and survive, right?
1568
01:28:16,025 --> 01:28:18,827
And, um, their goal
is to not make it out,
1569
01:28:18,828 --> 01:28:21,262
or try to make it out
if they can.
1570
01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:22,849
Um.
1571
01:28:22,874 --> 01:28:24,541
They're-They're coming out
here and it's going to be
1572
01:28:24,566 --> 01:28:27,274
their last visit anywhere.113980
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