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IT WAS THAT DAGNABBED GOAT. 15 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,110 I'M GOING TO SHOOT HIM DEAD! 16 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,450 THAT--THAT DEMENTED, PEA-BRAINED, LOP-EARED DISASTER! 17 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,950 I'M GOING TO TRULY BE GLAD TO SEE THE END OF HIM! 18 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,000 OH, LAND'S SAKE. HE DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM. 19 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,210 HE'S A SNEAKING MONSTER. 20 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,460 HE DONE IT AFORE, AND HE DONE IT AGAIN. 21 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:57,670 THERE I WAS, DOING MY CHORES, SINGING RIGHT PRETTY. 22 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,380 I BENT OVER, AND WHAM! HE LETS ME HAVE IT RIGHT-- 23 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:01,680 RUFUS! 24 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,050 RIGHT ON THE UNDERSIDE OF MY LAP. 25 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,600 BUT I HAVE HAD IT. I AM THROUGH WITH THAT GOAT. 26 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,100 I'M GOING TO GO GET MY RIFLE, 27 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,270 AND I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT GOAT RIGHT NOW! 28 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,480 NOW, YOU JUST PULL UP A MINUTE THERE! 29 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,810 NOW, RUFE... 30 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,150 MY GOODNESS, IT'S DOWNRIGHT SHAMEFUL 31 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,440 THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING IN FRONT OF A CHILD. 32 00:03:17,610 --> 00:03:19,030 THE GOAT CAN WAIT. 33 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:22,240 BUT LAURA HAS TO GET HOME, AND WE OWE HER THE HIRING OUT MONEY. 34 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,200 WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. BUSINESS AFORE PLEASURE. 35 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,570 BUT I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT GOAT, 36 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,080 AND I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF HIM GOOD. 37 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,290 WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO TO DO THE SETTLING UP. 38 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,580 I GOT SUPPER ON THE STOVE. 39 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,870 GOOD-BYE, LAURA. YOU SAY HELLO TO YOUR MA. 40 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,500 Laura: I WILL. BYE-BYE. 41 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,250 YOU BRING ME BACK MY RIFLE. 42 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:41,760 [GOAT BLEATING] 43 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,510 NOW, LET'S SEE, LAURA. CAN I BORROW YOUR TABLET? 44 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,090 YES, SIR. 45 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,850 LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT. 46 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,640 YOU STARTED WORKING FOR MY MISSIS, UH... 47 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:54,190 LAST TUESDAY, RIGHT? 48 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:56,400 NO, SIR. MONDAY. 49 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,190 OH. MONDAY. 50 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,030 YOU SURE YOU STARTED WORKING LAST MONDAY? 51 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,530 YES, SIR. 52 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:02,610 MONDAY. 53 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,660 THIS GOAT DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD TO ME. 54 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:07,030 WELL, HE'S ORNERY. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 55 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,370 MONDAY. THIS BEING THURSDAY, 56 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:11,200 THAT'S MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY... 57 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,210 THAT'S 4 DAYS, RIGHT? 58 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,330 4 DAYS... 59 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,830 THAT COMES TO 30 CENTS TOTAL, RIGHT? 60 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,210 NO, SIR. 61 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:19,710 40 CENTS. 62 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,340 OH...OH, YEAH! 63 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:24,720 I TOOK AWAY WHEN I SHOULD'VE ADDED TO. 64 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,720 40 CENTS. 65 00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:31,220 ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SHOOT THIS GOAT, MR. PARSONS? 66 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:34,140 LAURA, THAT GOAT IS BREATHING HIS LAST 67 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:37,480 AS SOON AS MY MISSIS BRINGS ME MY RIFLE. 68 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:38,900 NOW, LET ME SEE... 69 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,520 40 CENTS. 70 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:45,900 UH...40 CENTS. THAT'S 10, 12... 71 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:50,280 UH, LAURA... I AIN'T EXACTLY GOT THE RIGHT CHANGE. 72 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:53,750 WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR 39 CENTS? 73 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:57,170 MR. PARSONS, I MIGHT BE WILLING-- 74 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,750 IF YOU'RE REALLY, CROSS YOUR HEART, GOING TO SHOOT THIS GOAT-- 75 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,920 TO TAKE HIM INSTEAD. 76 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:07,930 I RECKON, THOUGH, IT'S KIND OF SILLY... 77 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:10,800 HIM BEING AS MEAN AND ORNERY AS YOU SAY. 78 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:12,970 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU'D-- 79 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,930 THAT YOU'D TRADE FOR THIS WALLEYED GRASS CHEWER 80 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,730 INSTEAD OF TAKING CASH MONEY? 81 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:24,110 WELL, NOW, MAYBE I BEEN BEARING DOWN A MITE HEAVY ON HIS MEAN POINTS. 82 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,320 AND ANYONE CAN PLAINLY SEE 83 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:28,240 THAT YOU GOT AN EYE FOR PRIME GOAT-TYPES. 84 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,280 I DO? 85 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,530 YOU SURE DO. 86 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,870 ACTUALLY, WHAT I GOT HERE IS A EXTRA SPECIAL GOAT. 87 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,040 YOU DO? 88 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,370 YEP...THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 89 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:40,630 IF HE'S SO SPECIAL, 90 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:42,250 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT HIM? 91 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:46,380 WELL, ME AND HIM ARE LIKE FLINT AND STEEL AND FIRE AND WATER. 92 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:49,470 WE DON'T GET ALONG. NEVER DID GET ALONG. 93 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,800 NOW, JUST LOOK AT-- LOOK AT THAT! 94 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,470 I SURE WOULD HATE TO SHOOT HIM 95 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:58,770 AFTER WATCHING THE WAY HE'S TURNING THEM BIG BROWN EYES ON YOU. 96 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,400 HE DOES SORT OF LIKE ME. 97 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,110 LIKE YOU? 98 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:05,980 LIKE YOU? HONEY, THAT, THERE'S PURE ADORATION. THAT'S PLUM LOVE. 99 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,570 NOW, WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, LAURA? PLUMB UP TO YOU. 100 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:11,320 ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THESE HERE FEW PALTRY COINS, 101 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,820 OR ARE YOU GOING TO SAVE THE LIFE 102 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,990 OF THAT EXTRA SPECIAL, ONLY-ONE-OF-HIS-KIND GOAT, 103 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,160 THAT ANYONE CAN PLAINLY SEE HAS TOOK TO YOU 104 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,330 LIKE A HORNWORM TO A-- TO A TOMATO. 105 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,080 THAT'S IT-- A HORNWORM TO A TOMATO. 106 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,130 AND, HONEY, THAT'S A LOT OF TOOKING. 107 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,510 WELL... 108 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,840 I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE GOAT. 109 00:06:31,010 --> 00:06:32,140 [GOAT BLEATING] 110 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,850 [COW LOWING] 111 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:36,100 HELLO, SPOT. 112 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,350 IT'S OKAY. THIS IS YOUR NEW FRIEND. 113 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,560 [BLEATING] 114 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:43,020 WELL...HERE'S HOME. 115 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:46,020 YOU KNOW, JUST LOOKING UP ANSWERS TO HOMEWORK QUESTIONS 116 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:47,480 ISN'T TOO HARD, 117 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,950 BUT WRITING A LONG ESSAY ON WHY THINGS HAPPENED... 118 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,530 IS A LOT MORE WORK. 119 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,780 THAT'S WHY MISS BEADLE IS SUCH A GOOD TEACHER. 120 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:56,370 SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK. 121 00:06:56,540 --> 00:07:00,040 [GOAT BLEATING] 122 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,710 [BLEATING] 123 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,220 LAURA...WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT? 124 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,760 WELL, IT'S A GOAT. 125 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:14,890 WELL, I KNOW IT'S A GOAT, 126 00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:16,390 BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT? 127 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:20,230 WELL, I HAVEN'T QUITE FIGURED THAT OUT EXACTLY YET. 128 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:24,100 WELL, HE'S-- HE'S KIND OF NICE, DON'T YOU THINK? 129 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:26,020 I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT HIM. 130 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:28,480 WELL, HE BELONGED TO MR. PARSONS. 131 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:31,740 YOU SEE, HE DIDN'T LIKE MR. PARSONS, 132 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,410 AND MR. PARSONS DIDN'T LIKE HIM. 133 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,910 WELL, ANYWAY, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE 134 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:41,250 WATER AND OIL... OR FLINT AND STEEL. 135 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,750 WELL, IF I HADN'T BEEN THERE THEN, 136 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,880 HE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 137 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,420 I SAVED HIS LIFE. 138 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:50,050 YOU SAVED MR. PARSONS' LIFE? 139 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:52,170 NO, SILLY-- THE GOAT'S. 140 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:55,090 WELL, ANYWAY, HE'S A VERY SPECIAL GOAT, 141 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,680 THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 142 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,470 HE'S QUITE HANDSOME, AT THAT. 143 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,930 AND BEING A BILLY GOAT, YOU CAN GIVE HIM 144 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,560 A NAME THAT'LL REALLY FIT HIM. 145 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:03,310 HOW ABOUT WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR? 146 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,440 [LAUGHS] 147 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,940 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD NAME, 148 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,520 BUT I'VE ALREADY DECIDED TO CALL HIM FRED. 149 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:11,070 - FRED? - FRED? 150 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,650 YEAH. HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FRED. 151 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:18,120 I'M NOT SURE YOUR PA WILL APPRECIATE YOUR HAVING A GOAT. 152 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,290 BUT YOU KNOW HOW PA LIKES ANIMALS, 153 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:21,450 AND HE'S SURE TO LIKE FRED 154 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:25,040 ONCE HE FINDS OUT HOW FRIENDLY FRED IS. 155 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:26,420 HEY, THAT'S IT! 156 00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:28,710 I'LL NAME HIM FRED, THE FRIENDLY GOAT. 157 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,210 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FRIENDLY FRED 158 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:33,260 AND PUT HIM IN THE BARN UNTIL YOUR PA COMES HOME? 159 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:34,630 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME BEFORE SUPPER, 160 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,380 AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE HOMEWORK. 161 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,680 YEAH... 162 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,600 I GOT TO STUDY MY INTOS. 163 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,100 YOUR WHAT? 164 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,810 YOU KNOW...LIKE 10 GOES INTO 60, 165 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:45,890 AND 9 GOES INTO 54. 166 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,900 THAT KIND OF STUFF. 167 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,190 COME ON, FRED. 168 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,230 [BLEATS] 169 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,660 [RUSTLING] 170 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,820 [SPLASH] 171 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,130 PFFFF! 172 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,020 OH, CHARLES... 173 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,860 YOU HAVE HAD A HARD DAY. 174 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,610 NO WORSE THAN THE OTHER TWO. 175 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,070 A FEW MORE MOSQUITOES, 176 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,570 AND I GOT BIT BY 3 MUD WASPS. 177 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,610 - OHH! - ANOTHER FUN DAY. 178 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:22,570 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE THROUGH WITH THIS HORRIBLE JOB. 179 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:25,330 WELL, NO MORE, NO LESS. JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT. 180 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:26,830 I HOPE PHINEAS JENKS CHOKES ON IT. 181 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,040 CHARLES! 182 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,420 SWEATING FOR 3 DAYS IN THAT SWAMP FOR $8.00. 183 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,130 IT'S SLAVE WAGES, AND HE KNOWS IT. 184 00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:36,130 CHARLES, THERE'S A HOT TUB AND DRY CLOTHES IN THE BARN. 185 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,840 YOU GO ON. I'LL FINISH THIS. 186 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,090 I COULD KISS YOU FOR THAT. 187 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,180 - DON'T! [BOTH LAUGH] 188 00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:54,110 UNH. 189 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:58,820 MMM! 190 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,150 [SIGHS] 191 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,700 OH, WHAT A DAY. 192 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:09,000 OH, CHARLES, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. THERE'S A GOAT-- 193 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:12,710 ...IN THE BARN. 194 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,210 [BLEATS] 195 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:23,970 [GIGGLING] 196 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:25,430 SOMETHING FUNNY? 197 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,510 I'M SORRY, PA. 198 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,430 IT'S JUST THAT... I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT... 199 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,190 HOW LAURA NAMED HER GOAT "FRIENDLY FRED." 200 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,650 [BOTH GIGGLE] 201 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,060 FRIENDLY FRED. I'VE SEEN MORE FRIENDSHIP 202 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,820 WHEN I POKED A HOLE IN A HORNET'S NEST. 203 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,490 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT. 204 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,030 YES, PA. 205 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,530 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, DO YOU? 206 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,330 NO, SIR. 207 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,830 I GUESS I JUST FEEL SORT OF SORRY FOR FRED. 208 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,080 SORRY FOR FRED? WHAT ABOUT ME? 209 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,250 I DIDN'T BUTT FRED. 210 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,960 WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS... 211 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:01,210 WELL, MAYBE FRED THOUGHT HE WAS DOING A GOOD THING. 212 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,670 MAYBE HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBBER, 213 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,180 AND HE WAS PROTECTING THE BARN. 214 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,430 Charles: HE WAS PROTECTING THE BARN? 215 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,800 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID IN THE BARN? 216 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:09,010 HE ATE HALF A BUSHEL OF OATS, 217 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,350 HE TORE THE FEED BIN OFF THE WALL, 218 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,770 NOT TO MENTION WHAT HE DID TO ME. 219 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,810 I'M SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, PA. 220 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,650 HALF-PINT, IT'S NOT A MATTER OF ME LIKING FRED. 221 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,860 I REALLY DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL. 222 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,740 UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH A GOOD REASON FOR KEEPING HIM, 223 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,860 I THINK WE SHOULD CONSIDER GETTING RID OF HIM. 224 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,500 MAYBE... 225 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,790 MAYBE HE'D EAT THE WEEDS OUT OF MA'S GARDEN! 226 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,130 Caroline: HE PROBABLY WOULD... 227 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,210 AFTER HE ATE THE TOMATOES, THE SQUASH, 228 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,300 THE PEAS, AND THE BEETS. 229 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,720 YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. 230 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,510 Mary: OH, PA... I LOOKED UP CATTAIL LEAVES 231 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,220 IN A BOOK AT SCHOOL TODAY. 232 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:52,220 THEY USE THEM TO MAKE CHAIR SEATS AND ALL KINDS OF FINE FURNITURE. 233 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,680 I FRANKLY DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO WITH THEM, 234 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,270 AS LONG AS I JUST SELL THEM TO PHINEAS JENKS, 235 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,980 GET RID OF THEM, AND GET MY $8.00. 236 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,480 OHH. 237 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:05,900 THAT BED'S GOING TO LOOK AWFUL GOOD TO ME TONIGHT. 238 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,160 Laura: PA? 239 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,070 DID YOU KNOW THAT FRED WAS A VERY SPECIAL GOAT? 240 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,580 HE'S THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 241 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,330 I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 242 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,920 [BLEATS] 243 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,020 MARY...ARE YOU AWAKE? 244 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,230 NO. 245 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,320 IF YOU WERE ASLEEP, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID, "NO." 246 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,280 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS? 247 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,490 I MEAN, ABOUT FRED. 248 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,410 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING A GOAT CAN DO. 249 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:58,410 SEEMS LIKE HE'S DONE TOO MUCH ALREADY. 250 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,290 NOT BAD THINGS... 251 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,790 I MEAN GOOD THINGS. 252 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,090 WELL, I'VE READ WHERE THEY MAKE REAL EXPENSIVE PURSES AND GLOVES 253 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,590 OUT OF GOAT LEATHER. 254 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,640 - MARY! - I'M SORRY. 255 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,680 ANYWAY, WORRYING ABOUT IT WON'T DO MUCH GOOD. 256 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,310 AND MAYBE PA WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT FRED IN THE MORNING... 257 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,770 AFTER HE'S HAD A GOOD REST. 258 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,190 GOOD NIGHT, LAURA. 259 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,860 YEAH. GOOD NIGHT, MARY. 260 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,160 [YAWNING] 261 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,160 OHH. 262 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,500 HMM. 263 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,960 WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP IN TOMORROW? AT LEAST UNTIL 6. 264 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,630 HMM...I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T. 265 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,750 HARVESTING THOSE RUSHES HAS GOT ME WAY BEHIND IN THE REST OF MY WORK. 266 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,170 I'LL BE FINE. DON'T WORRY. 267 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:50,340 Both: HMM... 268 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,970 YOU HAVE A GOOD SLEEP. 269 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,120 [CRASH] AAH! 270 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,450 OH, NO. 271 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,790 [FRED BLEATING] 272 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:21,790 [SIGHS] 273 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,830 FRIENDLY FRED! 274 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,750 [FRED BLEATS] 275 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:30,760 JACK! 276 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,880 [BARKS] 277 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,680 COME BACK HERE! STAY THERE! 278 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,350 I DON'T WANT YOU SCARING FRED. 279 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:36,550 BE BACK IN A MINUTE, MA. 280 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,430 I HAVE TO FEED FRED HIS BREAKFAST. 281 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:46,360 OH, NO. 282 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,570 FRED! 283 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,940 [FRED BLEATS] 284 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,080 OH, NO! 285 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:07,040 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 286 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,460 HERE...COME HERE. 287 00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,420 COME ON. 288 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,220 YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME HOURS IN THAT SWAMP 289 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,640 TO REPLACE WHAT HE'S EATEN SO FAR? 290 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,100 IT WAS MY FAULT, PA. 291 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,770 I SHOULD'VE FED FRED SOONER. 292 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,180 HALF-PINT, THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYBODY'S LIFE 293 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,560 WHEN THEY HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS, 294 00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,100 AND THE FACTS ARE THAT THAT GOAT IS DESTRUCTIVE, 295 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,900 THAT GOAT IS A MENACE, AND THAT GOAT IS GOING TO GO! 296 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,610 BUT, PA, IF WE BUILD A PLACE FOR HIM-- 297 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,150 NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS. 298 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,990 I WANT THAT GOAT GONE, AND I WANT HIM GONE TODAY. 299 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,530 [FRED BURPS] 300 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,410 TODAY. 301 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,620 NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 302 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,210 OH! DAD BURN IT! 303 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,920 JACK, WILL YOU GET AWAY FROM ME? 304 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600 [HUMMING] 305 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,140 OLD DAN TUCKER WAS A FINE OLD MAN 306 00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,600 WASHED HIS FACE IN A FRYING PAN 307 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:04,520 COMBED HIS HAIR WITH A WAGON WHEEL 308 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,270 DIED WITH A TOOTHACHE IN HIS HEEL 309 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,980 GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR OLD DAN TUCKER 310 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,650 IT'S TOO LATE TO GET YOUR SUPPER 311 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,320 SUPPER'S OVER AND DINNER COOKIN' 312 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,610 OLD DAN TUCKER IS JUST A-STANDIN' THERE LOOKIN' 313 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:18,530 [HUMMING] 314 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,490 PA? 315 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,710 WHAT IN SASSAFRAS-- 316 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,840 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING UP ON A MAN LIKE THAT? 317 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,670 I WASN'T SNEAKING... 318 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,710 JUST WALKING SOFT, THE WAY YOU TAUGHT ME. 319 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,010 OH. 320 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,180 WHAT YOU DOING? 321 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,380 I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU THAT. 322 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:21,550 AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL? 323 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,220 THAT'S WHERE I WAS GOING. 324 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,390 I SAW YOU AND THOUGHT MAYBE YOU FOUND A NEW SHORTCUT TO TOWN. 325 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,430 NOW, YOU FESS UP. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING FISHING, DIDN'T YOU? 326 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,810 I GUESS I WAS HOPING. 327 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,400 I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR FISHING TODAY. TOO BUSY. 328 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,820 I'M TOO BUSY FOR A PASSEL OF QUESTIONS, TOO, SO YOU JUST GO ON. 329 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,400 GET ON TO SCHOOL. GO ON. 330 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,900 NOW, HOLD ON THERE JUST A MINUTE. 331 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:40,570 WHAT I'M DOING HERE... THIS, UH... 332 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,860 THIS IS KIND OF A SECRET. 333 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,080 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL MA? 334 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,120 WELL, IT...IT DON'T JUST MEAN YOUR MA. 335 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,410 SEE, I DON'T WANT YOU TELLING ANYBODY 336 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,460 ABOUT THIS PLACE OR WHAT I'M DOING. 337 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 338 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,670 OH. 339 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,960 WELL, UM... I'M INVENTING. 340 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,210 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. I'M INVENTING IN HERE. 341 00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:00,930 HAD SOMETHING IN MY HEAD. THOUGHT I'D GIVE HER A TRY. 342 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,300 SURE SMELLS BAD. 343 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,430 WELL, YOU GOT TO PUT UP WITH SOME OF THAT AT FIRST. 344 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,470 AFTER I GET IT FINISHED, IT'LL SMELL FINE. 345 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,600 WHAT IS IT? 346 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,850 OH, IT'S A...A... 347 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,980 IT'S A NEW BRAND OF TURPENTINE. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 348 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,440 IT'S VERY DANGEROUS. 349 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,190 IT'S, UH...IT'S GOING TO BE A BOON TO MANKIND-- 350 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,400 THIN PAINT, TAKE SPOTS OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES, 351 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,070 AND THE SNAP OUT OF YOUR SUSPENDERS. 352 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,740 WILL IT TAKE THE PITCH OFF MY HANDS? 353 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:29,200 IT'S A MITE STRONG FOR THAT. LIKELY TO BURN HOLES IN YOU. 354 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:30,450 I'LL STAY CLEAR FROM IT. 355 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,790 YEAH. UM...THIS-- WHAT I'M DOING HERE-- 356 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,750 THIS IS OUR SECRET, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 357 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,960 YES, SIR. 358 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,210 I GOT TO GO. 359 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,630 OLD DAN TUCKER WAS A FINE OLD MAN 360 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,340 WASHED HIS FACE IN A FRYING PAN 361 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,840 COMBED HIS HAIR WITH A WAGON WHEEL 362 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,550 DIED OF A TOOTHACHE IN HIS HEEL 363 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,640 GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR OLD DAN TUCKER... 364 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,320 AAH! 365 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:08,240 Laura: WILLIE. WILLIE! 366 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,580 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 367 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250 COME HERE! 368 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,920 I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU. 369 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,630 WHAT'S THAT THING? 370 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,920 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THING"? 371 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:23,510 IT'S A GOAT, AND A VERY SPECIAL GOAT. 372 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,840 THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 373 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,470 CAN'T BE SO SPECIAL IF YOU OWN HIM. 374 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,310 WHAT GOOD'S A GOAT, ANYWAY? 375 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,640 A LOT YOU KNOW, WILLIE OLESON. 376 00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,650 WHY, A GOAT LIKE THIS IS PRACTICALLY PRICELESS. 377 00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:36,940 I COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU 378 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,770 ALL THE THINGS HE'S GOOD FOR. 379 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,820 YEAH? NAME ONE. 380 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,110 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOAT FOR PROTECTING YOUR BARN. 381 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,530 WE AIN'T GOT A BARN. 382 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,370 WELL... THEN THERE'S CHEESE. 383 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,790 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT GOAT'S MILK 384 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,870 MAKES JUST ABOUT THE BEST CHEESE THAT THERE IS. 385 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,540 CHEESE...I GUESS I SORT OF LIKE CHEESE. 386 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:01,340 THAT'S REGULAR CHEESE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 387 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,710 BUT GOAT'S CHEESE IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING. 388 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,390 IT'S SO YUMMY, YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO EAT ANYTHING ELSE. 389 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,550 WELL, I'D BEST BE GETTING TO SCHOOL. 390 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,890 COME ON, FRED. 391 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,930 PLENTY OF TIME BEFORE SCHOOL YET. YOU JUST HOLD ON! 392 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,150 I WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE ABOUT THAT GOAT CHEESE. 393 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:22,070 BOY, THAT LAURA INGALLS THINKS SHE'S SO SMART. 394 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,570 I JUST PUT ONE OVER ON HER, MA. 395 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:29,240 I TALKED HER INTO SELLING ME THIS HERE GENUINE GOAT 396 00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,030 FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING. 397 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,660 UH-HUH. THAT'S NICE, DEAR. 398 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:36,410 ONLY YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER. 399 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:39,670 AFTER ALL, WE'RE THE BUSINESS PEOPLE, AND SHE'S NOT. 400 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,920 BUSINESS IS RIGHT! 401 00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,880 I'M GOING TO MAKE A FORTUNE SELLING CHEESE. 402 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,260 UH-HUH. THAT'S NICE, DEAR. 403 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,720 YOU BETTER HURRY ON NOW TO SCHOOL, 404 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,300 OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 405 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:52,310 SURE, MA. SEE YOU, FRED. 406 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,890 [BLEATS] 407 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,980 GOAT? 408 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,060 [GASPS] 409 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,360 [BLEATS] 410 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,780 WILLIE! 411 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,450 WILLIE, YOU COME ON BACK HERE! 412 00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:10,410 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! 413 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,740 YOU MEAN YOU OWNED A GOAT? 414 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:15,660 AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS GOAT? 415 00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,290 YEP. AND I NAMED HIM FRED. 416 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:20,000 AND YOU SOLD HIM TO WILLIE? 417 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,630 BOY, IF I OWNED A GOAT, I'D NEVER SELL HIM. 418 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:23,790 WELL, I SORT OF HAD TO. 419 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,630 FRED AND MY PA DIDN'T GET ALONG. 420 00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,630 Boy: [INDISTINCT] AND I GOT YOUR HAT! 421 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,590 LET'S GET HIM! 422 00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:43,480 OHH! OH, MERCY! YOU LET GO OF THAT! 423 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,150 GET AWAY FROM THERE, YOU NASTY THING! 424 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,900 OOH! OOH! OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES! 425 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:49,360 AAH! GET OUT OF HERE! 426 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,780 GET! GET! GO ON! 427 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:52,660 GET OUT OF HERE! OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES. 428 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,120 YOU NASTY THING! OHH! 429 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,290 OH! OHH! 430 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:00,120 OH, MY...OHH! 431 00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:03,040 OH, I NEVER SAW ANYTHING LIKE THAT! 432 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:04,540 OH! 433 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,470 AAH! 434 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:10,720 OHH... 435 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,340 ICK! 436 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:14,140 [FRED BLEATS] 437 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,470 HERE'S MY ESSAY, MISS BEADLE. 438 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,220 OH, VERY GOOD, MARY. THANK YOU. 439 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:18,850 I'LL BE LOOKING AT THEM ALL OVER THE WEEKEND. 440 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,480 - I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. - I'M SURE I WILL. 441 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,110 Mrs. Oleson: WILLIE! WHERE IS THAT LAURA INGALLS? 442 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,320 NELLIE! WILLIE! 443 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,370 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - MA! 444 00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:36,580 WHAT HAPPENED? 445 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:40,120 YOU BE QUIET AND COME ALONG AND LISTEN TO ME. 446 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,040 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 447 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:44,920 LAURA INGALLS, LOOK AT ME! 448 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,210 NOW, THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING! 449 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:48,630 MRS. OLESON, WHAT HAPPENED? 450 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,880 WHAT HAPPENED? 451 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,130 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 452 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,970 I WAS VICIOUSLY ATTACKED BY THAT LOATHSOME MONSTER 453 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,930 THAT THIS... THIS SWINDLING MOPPET 454 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,480 FOISTED OFF ON MY POOR WILLIE. 455 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,100 I DIDN'T SWINDLE WILLIE, MRS. OLESON. 456 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,270 DID SO! 457 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,020 HOW'D SHE DO IT, MA? 458 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:11,440 A BILLY GOAT... TO MAKE CHEESE? 459 00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:13,150 - OH. - OH. 460 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,320 OH! 461 00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:15,530 GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF! 462 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,410 Mrs. Oleson: AND HURRY UP ABOUT IT! 463 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:22,750 TWO AGGIES, ONE MIG, 9 CENTS, AND A GENUINE BARLOW KNIFE. 464 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:23,960 IT'S ALL THERE. 465 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,790 AND I DIDN'T CHEAT YOU! 466 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,090 DID SO! AND YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD GOAT BACK. 467 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,420 WHERE IS HE? 468 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:34,300 HUH! THAT, YOUNG LADY, IS YOUR CONCERN. 469 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:36,760 I'M NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, 470 00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:38,640 BUT I DO KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 471 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,760 COME ON, CHILDREN. 472 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,770 OH, NO! 473 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:49,900 MY ESSAY! 474 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:51,780 LAURA, GET THAT GOAT OUT OF HERE! 475 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,440 HE'S EATEN MY ESSAY. 476 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,360 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 477 00:24:55,530 --> 00:24:56,740 Mary: GET OUT OF HERE. 478 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,410 [GIGGLES] 479 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,200 TAKE HIM, LAURA. 480 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,210 [FRED BLEATS] 481 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,710 MY ESSAY. 482 00:25:39,910 --> 00:25:42,580 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, LAURA. 483 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:44,700 BUT I LIKE FRED. 484 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,000 YOU'RE ABOUT THE ONLY ONE. 485 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:52,290 EVEN MY SISTER IS MAD AT HIM. 486 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:56,170 BEING POPULAR JUST AIN'T ONE OF HIS MAIN POINTS. 487 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,050 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH HIM? 488 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:03,390 I CAN'T TAKE HIM BACK HOME. 489 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,350 OR BACK TO MR. PARSONS. 490 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,440 OR...OR ANYWHERE AS FAR AS I CAN THINK. 491 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,440 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE 492 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:15,190 WHO WOULD LIKE A NICE GOAT LIKE FRED. 493 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,200 LOOK, WE ASKED ALL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL 494 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,070 AND THEY ALL SAID NO. 495 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,530 CAN'T BLAME THEM FOR BACKING OFF... 496 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:28,040 AFTER SEEING WHAT FRED DID TO MARY'S ESSAY AND MRS. OLESON. 497 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,250 HE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE BAD. 498 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:33,540 PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM, THAT'S ALL. 499 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:36,380 THAT'S IT! MY PA! 500 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:40,880 DO YOU THINK YOUR PA WOULD LET US KEEP FRED AT YOUR PLACE? 501 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,300 THERE AIN'T NO ONE LIKES ANIMALS LIKE PA. 502 00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,680 COME ON! 503 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:46,890 PA HAS A WAY WITH CRITTERS. 504 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:48,390 WHY, OLD FRED'LL TAKE TO PA 505 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,850 LIKE THAT DAMON AND PYTHIAS BOOK WE'VE BEEN READING. 506 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:54,860 HEY, I BET YOU'RE RIGHT! 507 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,780 I REMEMBER MY PA SAYING THAT YOUR PA 508 00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:01,160 SWEET-TALKED A BEAR OUT OF A HONEY TREE ONCE. 509 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,620 HI, PA! 510 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,170 HELLO, SON! 511 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:20,090 YES, SIR, FRED, YOU DONE FOUND YOURSELF A NEW HOME. 512 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:27,560 FRED, NO! 513 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,060 WHOA! 514 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,480 THERE'S ANOTHER IDEA THAT SURE DIDN'T LAST LONG. 515 00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:40,150 IT'S GETTING NEAR DINNERTIME. 516 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,240 OH, FRED. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW? 517 00:27:44,410 --> 00:27:45,660 TOMORROW'S SATURDAY. 518 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,040 WE'LL HAVE MOST ALL THE DAY TO THINK OF SOMETHING. 519 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,620 BUT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HIM FOR TONIGHT? 520 00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:52,870 I'VE BEEN THINKING SOME ON THAT, TOO. 521 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,790 I KNOW A REAL GOOD PLACE, BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER TELL. 522 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,300 SURE! BUT-- 523 00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,960 CROSS YOUR HEART? 524 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:01,630 WORD OF HONOR? 525 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,390 HOPE THE RATS WILL EAT YOU UP? 526 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,300 I WON'T TELL ANYBODY. 527 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:09,060 WELL...OKAY, COME ON. 528 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,560 [BLEATING] 529 00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:14,650 BOY! 530 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:17,820 A REAL SECRET PLACE IN THE WOODS. 531 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,070 HOW'D YOU FIND IT? 532 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,320 PA FIXED IT UP. 533 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:23,490 I FOUND HIM HERE ONE DAY, ACCIDENTAL LIKE. 534 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,280 IT'S HIS THINKING PLACE. 535 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:27,910 HE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT, 536 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,790 BUT THIS HERE'S AN EMERGENCY. 537 00:28:29,950 --> 00:28:32,750 YEP, OLD FRED'LL BE JUST FINE FOR ONE NIGHT HERE. 538 00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:33,960 [BLEATING] 539 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:37,130 WHAT'S THIS CROCK AND STUFF FOR? 540 00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:41,000 PA SAID HE'S INVENTING SOME NEW KIND OF TURPENTINE. 541 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:43,010 I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ABOUT THAT, EITHER. 542 00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:46,840 THEY USE RAISINS AND SUGAR TO MAKE TURPENTINE? 543 00:28:47,010 --> 00:28:49,720 I GUESS MY PA DOES. 544 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:50,930 IT'S GETTING DARK. 545 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,520 WE'D BEST BEAT IT ON HOME. 546 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,690 GOOD-BYE, FRED. DON'T YOU FRET. 547 00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:58,940 WE'LL BE BACK BRIGHT AND EARLY IN THE MORNING. 548 00:29:02,030 --> 00:29:04,150 [LAPPING] 549 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:16,500 Jenks: YOU SURE YOU GOT 30 POUNDS HERE, INGALLS? 550 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:19,080 I GAVE YOU FULL MEASURE, JENKS, IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT. 551 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,290 ALL RIGHT. 552 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,500 BEST QUALITY. 553 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:23,760 HMM...TOLERABLE, TOLERABLE. 554 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,130 I'M GLAD YOU'RE SATISFIED. I'D LIKE MY MONEY. 555 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,220 WELL, NOW, INGALLS, I HATE TO SAY THIS, 556 00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:30,760 BUT THE BEST I CAN DO IS $5.00. 557 00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:32,600 WHAT DO YOU MEAN $5.00? YOU PROMISED ME 8! 558 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,730 IT AIN'T MY FAULT. GOT A TELEGRAM YESTERDAY. 559 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:38,600 THE PRICE HAS DROPPED DOWN IN THE RUSH MARKET. 560 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:40,730 JENKS, WHEN I MAKE A DEAL WITH A MAN, I KEEP IT. 561 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,070 BUSINESS IS BUSINESS. 562 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:44,400 WE GOT NOTHING IN WRITING, INGALLS. 563 00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:46,780 $5.00, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 564 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,410 NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. I'D RATHER BURN THE RUSHES FIRST. 565 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,530 CHARLES... 566 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,240 I'M TIRED OF BEING CHEATED BY HIM! 567 00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:56,500 YOU WANT THE $5.00, YES OR NO? 568 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:59,500 I BE A BUSY MAN. 569 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,840 MAKE UP YOUR MIND, INGALLS. 570 00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,630 - LOAD IT YOURSELF. - GOOD. 571 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,770 SOON AS WE GIVE FRED THESE OATS, 572 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:17,890 WE'LL TAKE HIM TO THE SOUTH FORK ROAD. 573 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,770 THERE'S LOTS OF FARMS THERE. 574 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:23,020 THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOMEONE WHO'D LIKE A NICE OLD GOAT LIKE FRED. 575 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:25,440 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT HE'S THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 576 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:28,030 [FRED BURPS] 577 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,110 [BURPING] 578 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,450 FRED! 579 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,960 [BURPS] 580 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,670 HE'S SICK, CARL. AWFUL SICK! 581 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:43,380 THAT'S WHY. HE'S BEEN DRINKING PA'S INVENTION. 582 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,050 IT'S PROBABLY POISON! 583 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:47,090 HE'S LIKELY TO DIE. 584 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:49,930 WE GOT TO GET HIM TO DOC BAKER. 585 00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:52,430 GET THAT SIDE. HURRY! 586 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,360 Dr. Baker: WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. 587 00:31:07,150 --> 00:31:08,490 [BURPS] 588 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:13,490 LAURA, CARL...YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO BRING A GOAT IN HERE. 589 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,160 BUT THAT'S WHY WE BROUGHT HIM. 590 00:31:16,330 --> 00:31:18,700 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP HIM, DOC BAKER. 591 00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:21,000 HE'S BEEN POISONED. 592 00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:31,380 CAN'T HAVE FOLKS SEEING A GOAT IN MY OFFICE. 593 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,020 HO THERE, GRACE! 594 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:41,850 OH, JUST A MINUTE, ISAIAH. 595 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:44,940 FORGOT MY LUNCH. I'M SO HUNGRY, MY BELLY THINKS MY THROAT'S CUT. 596 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,440 WELL, YOU COME ON AND SHARE MINE. 597 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,940 THAT'S A FINE IDEA. 598 00:31:49,110 --> 00:31:50,190 [BURPS] 599 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,030 [SNIFFING] 600 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,370 I CAN SAY WITH ABSOLUTE MEDICAL CERTAINTY 601 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,620 THAT THIS GOAT IS NOT GOING TO DIE. 602 00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:02,790 THIS GOAT IS SWOZZLE-EYED, 603 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,040 ADDLEPATED, SODDEN-BRAINED DRUNK! 604 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:06,670 Both: DRUNK? 605 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,210 YEAH. AND AS MUCH AS I'M DYING TO ASK HOW, I'M NOT GOING TO. 606 00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:15,970 I JUST WANT THAT DRUNKEN GOAT OUT OF MY OFFICE! 607 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,810 OH...HERE'S THIS PACKAGE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 608 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,520 [SPLASH] 609 00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,110 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DOC? YOU'RE ALL WET. 610 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,240 [SPITS] 611 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,700 THAT'S VERY FUNNY, EDWARDS! 612 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:37,320 HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 613 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:38,620 UNH. WHAT HAPPENED? 614 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,120 I FEEL LIKE I GOT NAILED BY A CANNONBALL. 615 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,040 Edwards: IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOU? 616 00:32:44,210 --> 00:32:46,500 I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MYSELF. 617 00:32:46,670 --> 00:32:47,750 [FRED BURPS] 618 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,670 JUST...KEEP THAT DRUNKEN GOAT AWAY FROM ME! 619 00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:58,720 A DRUNKEN GOAT? 620 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:00,930 WELL, WHOEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING? 621 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,720 [BOTH LAUGH] 622 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,480 [BURPS] 623 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:10,570 OH...OOH! WHY, HE'S RIGHT! 624 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:13,440 THAT GOAT'S AS DRUNK AS A LUMBERJACK ON PAYDAY! 625 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:17,530 ALL RIGHT, NOW, CHILDREN, HOW DID THAT GOAT GET DRUNK? 626 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:18,820 PA? 627 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:21,240 DON'T YOU "PA" ME. NOW, YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER. 628 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,540 IT WAS UP AT YOUR THINKING PLACE, PA. 629 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:27,210 Grace: THINKING PLACE? 630 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,630 Laura: I GUESS FRED GOT SORT OF THIRSTY. 631 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:32,130 HE DRANK UP ALL OF YOUR NEW INVENTION. 632 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,840 YOU KNOW, THE NEW KIND OF TURPENTINE YOU'RE MAKING... 633 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:38,390 WITH RAISINS AND SUGAR. 634 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,680 RAISINS AND SUGAR, HMM? 635 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:42,430 A THINKING PLACE? 636 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,140 SOUNDS MORE LIKE A DRINKING PLACE TO ME. 637 00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:48,900 WE'LL TALK MORE ON THIS LATER, MR. EDWARDS! 638 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,990 YOU KNOW, I RECALL SOME YEARS BACK THERE, UP IN THE ROCKIES, 639 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,530 HAD MYSELF A REAL FINE MEAL-- ROAST GOAT! 640 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:03,790 BUT WE LOVE FRED. 641 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,790 OH, I LOVE HIM, TOO-- WITH BISCUITS AND GRAVY. 642 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,000 IF I SEE THAT GOAT AGAIN, THAT'S THE WAY I'M GOING TO FIX HIM. 643 00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:17,720 THINK FRED'S FEELING BETTER? 644 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,510 - [BURPS] - HE MUST BE. 645 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,260 BURPING ALWAYS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. 646 00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:23,510 POOR FRED. 647 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,520 POOR FRED? WHAT ABOUT ME? 648 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,640 I GOT MA MAD AT PA, AND PA MAD AT ME. 649 00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:32,150 WELL, IT WASN'T FRED'S FAULT. 650 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,690 WHAT ARE WE ARGUING ABOUT? 651 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:35,440 IT'S JUST A GOAT. 652 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:37,860 NO, HE'S NOT JUST A GOAT. 653 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:40,490 HE'S THE LAST OF HIS KIND. 654 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,030 I HOPE SO. 655 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,280 NOW YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY PA. 656 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:45,700 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 657 00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:47,870 NEVER MIND. 658 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,460 I THINK WE OUGHT TO JUST LEAVE HIM. 659 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,960 LEAVE HIM? 660 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:55,050 YEAH. TAKE HIM AS FAR AWAY FROM TOWN AS WE CAN AND LEAVE HIM. 661 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,550 WELL, WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM? 662 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,970 I DON'T KNOW... 663 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:01,180 GOD. 664 00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,010 GOD TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING. 665 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:07,470 GOD. 666 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,640 YES...GOD! 667 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:13,270 LAURA, DON'T GO PRAYING FOR A GOAT. 668 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,610 I'M NOT PRAYING, I'M THINKING. 669 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,610 IT'S JUST LIKE YOU SAID. 670 00:35:17,780 --> 00:35:19,650 ALL I SAID WAS LEAVE HIM. 671 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,490 THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID. 672 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:23,570 YOU SAID THAT GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM. 673 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,950 AND WHO IS CLOSEST TO GOD? 674 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,580 JESUS. 675 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:30,960 NO, SILLY, I MEAN IN WALNUT GROVE. 676 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:37,050 REVEREND ALDEN! COME ON, LET'S GO. 677 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:38,550 LAURA... 678 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:40,050 COME ON. 679 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:07,700 YEP, HE'S IN THERE... 680 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,450 SETTING THE ROOM UP FOR CHURCH TOMORROW. 681 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:13,040 IF THERE'S ANYBODY THAT CAN HELP US, IT'LL BE HIM. 682 00:36:13,210 --> 00:36:15,380 WE BETTER GO NOW. COME ON. 683 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,380 COME ON, FRED. 684 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:26,050 YES, LOVE ALL CREATURES, GREAT AND SMALL. 685 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,890 THAT IS A GREAT LESSON FROM THE LORD. 686 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:32,180 IT TELLS US IN THE BIBLE THAT THE LORD GAVE MAN DOMINION 687 00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:35,650 OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE BIRDS OF THE AIR 688 00:36:35,810 --> 00:36:37,150 AND OVER THE CATTLE... 689 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,690 AND OVER EVERYTHING THAT MOVETH ON THE EARTH. 690 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,990 Both: AHEM. 691 00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:46,490 WELL, THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE ON THIS FINE DAY. 692 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,830 CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM SCHOOL EVEN ON SATURDAY? 693 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:51,790 YES, SIR. I MEAN, NO, SIR. 694 00:36:51,950 --> 00:36:53,330 WE CAME TO SEE YOU. 695 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,370 ABOUT FRED. 696 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:57,130 FRED? 697 00:36:57,290 --> 00:37:00,130 YOU SEE, NOBODY LIKES FRED. 698 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,420 ME AND CARL, WE LIKE HIM, 699 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,380 BUT MY PA DOESN'T LIKE HIM, 700 00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:06,760 AND CARL'S PA DOESN'T LIKE HIM. 701 00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:08,680 MARY DON'T LIKE HIM. 702 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:11,770 MRS. OLESON CAN'T STAND HIM, 703 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:14,350 AND MR. PARSONS WAS GOING TO SHOOT HIM. 704 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,190 DOC BAKER DOESN'T EXACTLY HUNKER TO HIM, EITHER. 705 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,360 OH, COME, COME. SURELY YOU EXAGGERATE. 706 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,020 THOSE FOLKS YOU MENTIONED, I KNOW THEM WELL. 707 00:37:21,190 --> 00:37:22,650 THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE. 708 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:26,400 THEY HAVE ROOM IN THEIR HEART FOR COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING. 709 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:31,030 WELL, I THINK MOST FOLKS HAVE RUN OUT OF ROOM FOR FRED. 710 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,160 THIS FRED... 711 00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:37,830 I DON'T KNOW ANY FRED. 712 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,380 IS HE NEW TO WALNUT GROVE? 713 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:45,720 WELL...HE ISN'T A PEOPLE, REVEREND ALDEN. HE-- 714 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,260 [FRED BLEATING] 715 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,100 [CRASH] 716 00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:01,900 YOU GOT TO ADMIT, REVEREND ALDEN WAS HARD PUT 717 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:05,820 ON THAT COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING STUFF. 718 00:38:05,990 --> 00:38:08,820 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MADE ME MAKE UP MY MIND. 719 00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:11,410 IF FRED CAN'T GET ALONG WITH A MINISTER, WELL... 720 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,700 WE JUST GOT TO DO IT, THAT'S ALL. 721 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:17,540 YEAH. AND THIS IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY. 722 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:20,330 WE'RE ABOUT AS FAR AWAY FROM TOWN AS WE DARE GO. 723 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:26,720 GOT TO TURN YOU LOOSE, FRED. 724 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,010 THERE'S LOTS OF GRASS. 725 00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:32,300 THERE'S A BROOK TO DRINK FROM. 726 00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:33,760 I CAN'T DO IT. 727 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,310 YOU HAVE TO. 728 00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:36,560 YOU EVEN SAID YOURSELF, 729 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:40,600 HE CAN'T EVEN GET ALONG WITH A MINISTER. 730 00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,730 SOMEONE'S GOT TO LOVE HIM. 731 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:46,740 MY PA WOULD... WITH BISCUITS AND GRAVY. 732 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:50,240 I'M SORRY, LAURA. YOU BETTER SAY GOOD-BYE. 733 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,370 THERE'S JUST THE TWO OF US. 734 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:58,120 PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 735 00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:02,500 [SNIFFS] 736 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:04,340 [BLEATS] 737 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,460 GO ON. 738 00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:10,180 [BLEATS] 739 00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:12,510 GO ON, DARN GOAT! 740 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,760 [BLEATS] 741 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,100 GO ON! 742 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,180 [BLEATING] 743 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:27,480 GO ON! 744 00:39:27,650 --> 00:39:32,780 [BLEATING] 745 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:52,550 WE DID THE RIGHT THING. 746 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,180 I HOPE. 747 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:22,830 [SNORING] 748 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,130 [MUMBLING] 749 00:40:26,290 --> 00:41:00,330 [BURPING] 750 00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:03,000 JUMPING JEHOSAPHAT! 751 00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:07,290 [BARKS] 752 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,260 Caroline: THAT WAS A VERY FIERY SERMON THE REVEREND ALDEN GAVE THIS MORNING. 753 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,420 YES, INDEED-- THE WAGES OF SIN. 754 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:16,590 REALLY HAD THE FOLKS STIRRED UP. 755 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,510 GUESS HE CHANGED HIS MIND. 756 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,560 HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT... 757 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,020 "LOVE ALL CREATURES, GREAT AND SMALL." 758 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,060 [BARKING] 759 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:34,320 WHOA. 760 00:41:36,950 --> 00:41:38,910 LOOK WHO'S COMING... PHINEAS JENKS. 761 00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:45,080 I'D HOPED WE'D SEEN THE LAST OF HIM. 762 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,710 PROBABLY FIGURED OUT ANOTHER SCHEME TO CHEAT ME. 763 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,260 WHOA. 764 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,470 INGALLS... 765 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:56,510 GOT TO SPEAK TO YOU. 766 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:57,930 START TALKING, JENKS. 767 00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:00,140 I NEED YOUR HELP. WILLING TO PAY GOOD MONEY FOR IT. 768 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,470 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'D GET IT, JENKS, 769 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,890 BUT I STILL DOUBT I'M INTERESTED. 770 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:06,310 NEED ANOTHER LOAD OF THEM RUSHES. NEED THEM BAD. 771 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,980 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOAD I SOLD YOU? 772 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,440 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED, INGALLS. 773 00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:13,610 IT WAS ET BY A GREAT, EVIL, MONSTROUS GOAT 774 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:14,940 WHILE I WAS SLEEPING. 775 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:18,280 AND WHAT HE DIDN'T EAT, HE TRAMPLED TO BITS. 776 00:42:18,450 --> 00:42:19,570 HUH. A GOAT. 777 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:20,990 THAT'S RIGHT. 778 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,540 NOW, I GOT ME A CONTRACT WITH THIS FIRM IN KANSAS CITY, 779 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,410 AND I GOT TO HAVE A LOAD OF RUSHES TO THEM 780 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:29,250 COME SATURDAY NEXT, OR I LOSE MY CONTRACT. 781 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,920 THERE'S A PENALTY CLAUSE, TOO. STAND TO LOSE MY SHIRT. 782 00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:34,000 I THINK YOU'D LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT, JENKS. 783 00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:38,680 IT AIN'T FUNNY. NOW, I'LL MAKE THE SAME DEAL WITH YOU AS BEFORE, INGALLS. 784 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,510 $8.00 FOR ANOTHER LOAD. 785 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,180 NO, NO, NO, NO. I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER IT FOR $8.00. 786 00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:46,520 I MIGHT GIVE IT A BIT OF CONSIDERATION FOR... 787 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,180 $12 CASH, IN ADVANCE. 788 00:42:48,350 --> 00:42:51,600 Jenks: T--12? 789 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,110 WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK A GUN IN MY RIBS? 790 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,860 YOU KEEP ARGUING ABOUT IT, JENKS, I'LL MAKE IT 13. 791 00:42:57,030 --> 00:43:00,070 UH, NO, NO. YOU GOT ME OVER A BARREL. 792 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,700 HERE...5... 793 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:03,030 Charles: MM-HMM. 794 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,200 10. 795 00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:06,160 THAT WAS 12, JENKS. 796 00:43:08,710 --> 00:43:12,040 11...12. 797 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,590 BE BACK WEDNESDAY FOR THEM RUSHES. 798 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,880 THEY'LL BE HERE. 799 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,010 BUT YOU BETTER KNOW ONE THING, INGALLS! 800 00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:19,760 THIS BE THE LAST TIME I DO BUSINESS WITH YOU! 801 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,130 I'LL REALLY MISS YOU, JENKS. 802 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,390 YAH! 803 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:23,640 [LAUGHING] 804 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,930 HA HA! 805 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:29,350 PA, THAT GOAT... IT HAD TO BE-- 806 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,890 FRED. OF COURSE IT WAS. UP TO HIS SAME OLD TRICKS. 807 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:35,650 NOT AN OLD TRICK, PA. THIS IS A NEW TRICK. HE DID A GOOD THING. 808 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,400 I THINK THIS TIME YOU'RE RIGHT. 809 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:40,320 Laura: DON'T YOU REMEMBER, PA? IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU SAID. 810 00:43:40,490 --> 00:43:42,780 YOU SAID THAT IF I COULD COME UP WITH A GOOD REASON, 811 00:43:42,950 --> 00:43:45,030 I COULD KEEP FRED. 812 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,410 OH, NOW, HALF-PINT, YOU KNOW VERY WELL 813 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,830 WHAT I MEANT BY A GOOD REASON. 814 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,410 WHAT I MEANT WAS... 815 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:53,630 I'M SORRY, CHARLES. ALL YOU SAID WAS A GOOD REASON. 816 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:54,960 THERE WERE NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 817 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:56,710 - THERE WERE NO STRINGS? - NO. 818 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,760 Mary: WELL, HE DID EAT MY ESSAY. 819 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,210 THERE, YOU SEE? 820 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:02,340 BUT I GUESS HE MADE UP FOR IT, PA. 821 00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:04,140 I LIKE FRED. 822 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,600 ALL RIGHT. LIKE JENKS SAID A MINUTE AGO, 823 00:44:10,770 --> 00:44:11,980 I GUESS YOU GOT ME OVER A BARREL. 824 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,650 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GIVE FRED ONE MORE CHANCE. 825 00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:15,060 OH, THANK YOU, PA! 826 00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:17,610 AND I'LL TEACH HIM TO BEHAVE. I PROMISE. 827 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,610 I GOT TO GO FIND HIM. 828 00:44:21,650 --> 00:44:22,950 YOU BETTER HIDE THIS. HE'LL EAT IT. 829 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,280 [LAUGHING] 830 00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:26,780 HE WILL! 831 00:44:33,830 --> 00:45:44,690 FRED! 832 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:47,280 FRED, WHERE ARE YOU? 833 00:45:49,410 --> 00:45:51,200 FRED! 834 00:46:07,970 --> 00:46:11,050 [BLEATING] 835 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:22,020 FRED! 836 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,700 FRED. 837 00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,740 FRED... 838 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:34,410 FRED, OH, FRED. 839 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:37,830 I KNEW I COULD FIND YOU. AND I CAN KEEP YOU, FRED. 840 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,330 I CAN KEEP YOU. 841 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,670 COME ON, LET'S GO HOME. 842 00:46:40,830 --> 00:46:42,880 [BLEATING] 843 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,550 WHAT'S THE MATTER, FRED? 844 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:46,300 COME ON! 845 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,800 NOT THAT WAY! FRED! 846 00:46:48,970 --> 00:46:50,760 NOT THAT WAY! 847 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,260 [BLEATING] 848 00:46:55,430 --> 00:46:57,390 NANNY GOATS. 849 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,270 DOZENS OF THEM. 850 00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:06,610 [BLEATING] 851 00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:11,820 GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'D RATHER LIVE HERE, HUH? 852 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:23,960 WELL, FRED, ONE THING'S FOR SURE... 853 00:47:24,130 --> 00:47:28,130 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST OF YOUR KIND. 854 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:30,050 [GIGGLING] 59414

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