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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,376 --> 00:00:07,126 Alfredo Bini 2 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,084 presents 3 00:00:12,126 --> 00:00:13,292 the wacky Totó 4 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:14,501 the human Totó 5 00:00:14,626 --> 00:00:15,917 the mad Totó 6 00:00:16,042 --> 00:00:17,917 the sweet Totó 7 00:00:18,042 --> 00:00:20,459 in the story 8 00:00:20,584 --> 00:00:25,376 HAWKS AND SPARROWS 9 00:00:25,501 --> 00:00:30,209 Told by Pier Paolo Pasolini 10 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,792 with the innocent 11 00:00:31,917 --> 00:00:33,834 with the sly 12 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:36,542 Davoli Ninetto 13 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:43,292 All the other actors from Femi Benussi to Vittorio Vittori 14 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:46,959 were found on the streets of the world 15 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:53,376 in the sad merry-go-round 16 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:56,292 in the delightful merry-go-round 17 00:00:56,417 --> 00:00:59,334 Luigi Scaccianoce, architect 18 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:04,292 Danilo Donati, costume designer 19 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,209 Nina Baragli film editor 20 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:14,501 Ennio Morricone, composer 21 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:22,042 Mario Bernardo and Tonino Delli Colli, cinematographers 22 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:27,917 Fernando Franchi, production manager 23 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:33,792 Sergio Citti, assistant philosopher 24 00:01:35,251 --> 00:01:39,626 A small troop wandered the suburbs 25 00:01:43,042 --> 00:01:47,751 Roaming the countryside and villages he nearly killed himself 26 00:01:49,501 --> 00:01:53,792 By producing this, he risked his position 27 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,834 Alfredo Bini 28 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:05,251 By directing it, he risked his reputation 29 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:13,251 Pier Paolo Pasolini 30 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:18,001 Where is mankind going? Who knows! 31 00:02:18,126 --> 00:02:22,417 Excerpt of an interview given by MAO to Mr Edgard Snow 32 00:02:28,126 --> 00:02:30,334 You can't argue with the moon. 33 00:02:30,459 --> 00:02:32,084 Who said that? Why not? 34 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:35,626 The moon will get angry. You need the high tide. 35 00:02:35,751 --> 00:02:38,209 What's the high tide? What causes it? 36 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:42,209 You know all the garbage the sea brings ashore? 37 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:44,959 - What causes it? - Who knows. 38 00:02:45,084 --> 00:02:50,334 The moon. It has a force of gravity and that makes the water rise. 39 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:57,834 I really like Mamma's new false teeth! 40 00:02:57,959 --> 00:03:00,084 And I know what they cost! 41 00:03:00,209 --> 00:03:02,626 They're not fake, like in the old days. 42 00:03:02,751 --> 00:03:07,792 They're real teeth. And she's so crazy about them... 43 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:12,292 She locks them up in the dresser so Granddad won't steal them. 44 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:16,292 By the way, did you remember to put DDT in the stable? 45 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:18,376 - No, Papa, I forgot... - Damn... 46 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:22,001 No! It's not my fault. Giuseppina the loony was on her balcony 47 00:03:22,126 --> 00:03:24,667 with her big bosom. It's too bad you weren't there. 48 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,917 A lot I care! 49 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:31,042 I'm thinking about the stable, the poor cows, eaten up by flies. 50 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,042 You're irresponsible! 51 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:36,084 That's why those poor cows moan all night. 52 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,834 A Cinzano and a cherry soda! How much is that? 53 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:59,376 One seventy. 54 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:02,001 Papa, she won't put out. 55 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:04,209 Go. Go have your drink. 56 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:20,459 - I'm learning. - Sure! 57 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,542 Count your steps, otherwise you can't learn. 58 00:04:45,626 --> 00:04:49,709 Come on. One, two, three and four. 59 00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:52,709 One, two, three and four. 60 00:05:11,376 --> 00:05:13,042 HEY, guys, the bus! 61 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:58,209 Hey, listen. 62 00:05:59,001 --> 00:06:02,542 Tell me, do you do your hair with the vacuum cleaner? 63 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:16,126 VIA BENITO THE WEEPY Unemployed 64 00:06:27,876 --> 00:06:31,334 I've got something to do. I told you. Okay? 65 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,834 Yes, yes. I know... 66 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:58,459 - What's going on? - Who knows. 67 00:07:17,501 --> 00:07:19,584 - A wedding? - Who knows. 68 00:07:20,334 --> 00:07:23,126 Who were they? Who were they? 69 00:07:23,251 --> 00:07:28,042 Marcucci, the one with the crooked mouth... And his wife. 70 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:35,834 I'm going to see my friend, I'll be right back. 71 00:07:37,126 --> 00:07:38,792 Make it quick. 72 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:45,417 VIA ANTONIO PASTA-EATER Street Cleaner 73 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:50,376 VIA LILLO SHEET-TEARER Runaway at age 12 74 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:26,292 Hello. 75 00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:30,917 You look like an aeroplane. 76 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:34,876 What do you want? 77 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:38,834 I was trying out a friend's Fiat 600. I was flying! 78 00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:41,209 He was scared shitless! 79 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:43,251 Of course, because you're nuts. 80 00:08:43,376 --> 00:08:44,834 Why are you dressed like that? 81 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:48,667 The nuns are putting on a play at school. 82 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:51,042 Looks cute on you. 83 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:55,209 - Want to go dancing on Sunday? - No! 84 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,709 Who gives a shit? 85 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:00,167 If you take me in the 600... 86 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:04,251 I can't, my friend has to take it to the mechanic. 87 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,959 We're souping it up. It'll be a real fireball. 88 00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:10,501 I'll flash past! You won't even see me! 89 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:13,834 They saw you with a girl I know from school. 90 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:16,459 Yeah, I ran into her, we were just talking. 91 00:09:16,584 --> 00:09:19,584 Sure, you were in the field! She told me herself. 92 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:23,001 Field! We were going by there, 93 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,751 because it was late, and her father would beat her. 94 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:27,751 You understand? 95 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:33,792 Bye, Nino. 96 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:18,834 What's wrong? 97 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,876 Go away, I never want to see you again. 98 00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:30,084 Little kiss? 99 00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:38,209 The cop saw them, they had vomit on them. 100 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,167 He was on the bed. 101 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:43,959 She was lying in the hall, her hands towards the door. 102 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,792 If you ask me, life's nothing. 103 00:12:20,917 --> 00:12:24,042 Well, death's a lot. 104 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:28,417 When a man's dead, everything he had to do, 105 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:30,209 he's done. 106 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:42,584 I think about death all the time. 107 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:45,167 I mean, how does a person die? 108 00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:48,126 He breathes slow and goes... 109 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,376 Till he can't do it anymore. 110 00:12:50,501 --> 00:12:52,334 Then he stops going... 111 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:56,167 Can he tell that he can't...? 112 00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,751 How can he tell when he's gone from alive to dead? 113 00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:06,001 Ask somebody else! Have I ever died? 114 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:10,209 I'd like to be a parrot and live 300 years. 115 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,751 A rich man died. 116 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,667 "Here lies one with a pile of money. 117 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:20,292 "The richest one in the cemetery." 118 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,584 What a gyp! 119 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:28,334 Blessed is the bum, because few know he's dead. 120 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:32,334 They write, "So one's dead? Bring on the next." 121 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:34,876 You're all wrong! 122 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:38,042 For a rich man, dying is paying up, 123 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,751 but life has given him something. 124 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:44,042 The poor bum pays and life has given him nothing. 125 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:47,751 He passes from one death to another. 126 00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:51,292 Friends, where are you going? 127 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,834 Where are you going? 128 00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,792 - What did you say? - I didn't say anything. 129 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,709 Then I'm having hallucinations! 130 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,584 Don't you want me as a travelling companion? 131 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,126 Who is it? 132 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,709 That's who it is, the raven. 133 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,709 The road begins and the journey is already over. 134 00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,334 It won't bother you if I come with you? 135 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,126 No, professor, it'll be a pleasure. 136 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:46,334 Since we're on the same road, can you tell me where are you headed? 137 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:47,792 Over there. 138 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,667 That's a bit vague, where over there? 139 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,126 Over there. 140 00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:54,626 - Let me guess... - Guess, then. 141 00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:56,667 To the photographer 142 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,417 to take pictures of the boy, who's got a job at Fiat. 143 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:03,417 - No. - No, we had those taken last week. 144 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:07,376 Then to your friend's, for his son's baptism. 145 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:10,542 No, but you're a good guesser, damn it. 146 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,042 - We were at a baptism just yesterday. - Oh, yeah. 147 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,042 Are you a prophet, professor? 148 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,459 Prophet? I wish I were. 149 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,792 A prophet, or a policeman. One or the other. 150 00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:24,834 Let me think. 151 00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:29,334 You're going to a fortune-teller, 152 00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:34,209 to get medicine for Ninetto against tapeworm. 153 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,334 Getting warm! Warmer. 154 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:42,042 Forgive me if I insist, where are you going? 155 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,042 Down there! 156 00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:47,167 But where, to the right, the left? Straight ahead? 157 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:48,251 At the end! 158 00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:52,584 Excuse me, have we met? 159 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:55,209 Where are you from? Who are you? 160 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,084 I come from far away. 161 00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,251 My country is called Ideology. 162 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,209 I live in the capital, the city of the future, 163 00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:06,751 on Karl Marx Street, number seventy times seven. 164 00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,209 - We're at Garbageville. - Down-and-out Street. 165 00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:14,251 - Number 23. - Below Cesspool Ridge. 166 00:16:14,376 --> 00:16:18,834 World famous for the martyrdom of St illiterate! 167 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:28,251 Oh, my God! 168 00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:46,042 This sun is really hot. 169 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,459 It's frying my brains. 170 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:53,834 Let's stop in that field and take a nice nap. 171 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:58,459 - Walk! - You like the idea, don't you? 172 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,792 I've got a pair of calluses. 173 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,751 One on my little toe, the other on the big one, 174 00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:08,251 and I'm suffering the torments of purgatory. 175 00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:09,751 Lucky you. 176 00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:13,667 Lucky, hell! With this poverty... 177 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:17,459 - Yes, lucky. - Lucky? Why? 178 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:23,001 Because you walk like masters in the streets of the outskirts of the cities, 179 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:28,209 and you enter the little cafés with the workers and the morning sun, 180 00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,959 and you kiss girls dressed as angels, 181 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:35,376 and you discuss life and death with the words closest to hand. 182 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:40,376 - Whereas I... - Don't you have parents? Family? 183 00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:44,292 My parents are Mr Doubt and Mrs Conscience. 184 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,209 Me, I'm Ninetto, 185 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:51,667 son of Totó Innocenti and Grazia Semplicetti. 186 00:17:54,834 --> 00:18:00,542 Your innocence, your simplicity and your grace are religious. 187 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:06,417 Religion is the power that leads you along a road that no-one knows. 188 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:09,667 No matter whether you are peasants or workers, 189 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:15,209 a road that takes you to that place where all roads meet. 190 00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:20,001 Speaking of religion, I'd like to tell you a story, if I may. 191 00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:23,001 Oh, you may, of course. 192 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:27,251 To relieve the strain of this march in the sun. 193 00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:29,334 - Look at him. - May I? 194 00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,876 - May I? - Good. 195 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,417 This story I'll now tell 196 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:38,167 is of a strange sort, one of birds, hawks and sparrows. 197 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:40,792 We are in the 13th century. 198 00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:46,876 Reference to events and people of today is not in the least casual. 199 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:52,042 You who do not want to know, 200 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:57,209 who live like murderers among the clouds, and thieves in the wind, 201 00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:59,459 and like lunatics in the sky, 202 00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:03,376 you who have your own law outside the law, 203 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:07,167 you who live in a world at the foot of the world, 204 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:10,376 and don't work, and dance at massacres. 205 00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:13,209 We know you only through God, 206 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:17,334 because our eyes are too accustomed to our life, 207 00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:22,042 we don't see like you in the desert or in the forest, 208 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,834 rich only in offspring. 209 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:27,584 We must know you, learn again how you are 210 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,876 witnesses of Christ to the dried-up faithful 211 00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:34,709 with your gaiety and pure strength, which is faith. 212 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,751 And so I charge you, Brother Ciccillo, 213 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,417 and you, Brother Ninetto, 214 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,167 to continue preaching to the birds. 215 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:51,042 And you should begin with two different classes. 216 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:55,126 From the arrogant hawks to the humble sparrows. 217 00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,876 In praise of the Lord. 218 00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:46,334 Throw away that slingshot and say a Hail Mary! 219 00:20:49,376 --> 00:20:53,126 These saints can really be demanding! 220 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,667 Does talking to the birds seem easy to you? 221 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,667 - That's what I said. - Shut up. 222 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:06,042 You think I'm a saint, too? 223 00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,626 With that face of yours? 224 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,792 What's wrong with my face? 225 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:16,334 Brother Cicci, we'll go to St Francis 226 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:20,667 and tell him we're not up to it, he should send somebody else. 227 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,792 I'll give you a whack! 228 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:28,417 Then let's go to those peasants who make great cheese. 229 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:34,459 We'll stay there a month, then tell St Francis, "The birds want you." 230 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,376 No! We're not saints. 231 00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:42,501 We're human men, but, by the Lord's grace, we have a brain. 232 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:49,459 And so Brother Ciccillo and Brother Ninetto 233 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:53,459 set off on their way to preach to the birds. 234 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,792 What'll we tell them? 235 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,251 It's up to you, Brother Ciccillo. 236 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:02,001 God help you. 237 00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:06,042 I can't help you, I'm no good at anything. 238 00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:18,667 I will make a vow. 239 00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:21,167 O Lord, 240 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:24,376 give me the strength to stay here 241 00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:26,667 where I've set my knees 242 00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:30,792 until I've sanctified the hawks of this castle 243 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:34,751 and of the world according to the will of St Francis. 244 00:24:33,709 --> 00:24:35,417 What's he doing? 245 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,167 Must be a mushroom monk. 246 00:24:38,292 --> 00:24:40,126 Is he spying on Christ? 247 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,251 Shall we pick him clean? 248 00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:50,959 Would they let me be a monk? I don't eat much. 249 00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:55,292 Let him be! Leave him alone. That's enough! 250 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,459 There he is! Brother Buttercup! 251 00:24:57,584 --> 00:25:00,959 Will you leave him alone? Leave him in peace? 252 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,001 Shame on you! You know who you're disturbing? 253 00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:07,126 A saint! A saint! 254 00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:09,459 Sure. St Chicory. 255 00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:15,251 Brother Ciccillo, help! 256 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:21,542 - Pass! - Catch! 257 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:25,167 - Heads up! - Throw! 258 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:29,292 Brother Ciccillo, help! 259 00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:58,459 This grass sure grows fast. 260 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:02,042 That's why they called us mushroom monks. 261 00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,584 It's all chicory. 262 00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:07,167 There's some ivy, too. 263 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,792 And nettles. 264 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,917 I'll pull up the nettles. 265 00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:26,209 Be quiet. Go away! 266 00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,626 Summer came, 267 00:26:46,751 --> 00:26:49,917 the season of cicadas, of nettles, 268 00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:54,167 of picnics on the grass, of tomatoes. 269 00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,751 Autumn came. 270 00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,667 Winter came. 271 00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:20,792 Never had there been as much snow as that year. 272 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:33,459 Then the lovely season returned. 273 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,376 I'm fed up! 274 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:45,376 I'm leaving. What am I doing here? 275 00:27:45,501 --> 00:27:47,626 I'm not good at anything. 276 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:50,959 I can't talk with people, how can I talk with birds? 277 00:27:51,084 --> 00:27:53,626 What am I doing here? Counting roaches? 278 00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,751 I'm fed up! Fed up! 279 00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:09,167 I'm going back to my mother. 280 00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:13,209 But Brother Ciccillo was unable to answer him, 281 00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:18,334 because, after having been silent for a year, his throat had rusted. 282 00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:25,501 Brother Ciccillo, am I right? 283 00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:29,334 Why should I stay here, day and night, 284 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:33,667 summer and winter, rain or shine, leading this lousy life? 285 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,209 Why? 286 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,501 To gain Paradise, my son. 287 00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:45,251 Can I rest in your shade? 288 00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:50,917 Paradise. 289 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,584 I've found it! I've found it! 290 00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:09,501 Thank you, Lord! I've found it! 291 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,542 I've found it! 292 00:29:23,751 --> 00:29:26,334 Hawks, hawks, come, listen... 293 00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:29,251 Come, listen... 294 00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:31,959 Who are you? 295 00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,876 What do you want? 296 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,542 We are creatures of God. 297 00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,584 We want to speak with you, creatures of God. 298 00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:42,501 God? 299 00:29:43,084 --> 00:29:44,584 Who's God? 300 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:49,792 The creator of creatures. 301 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,501 And why did God create us? 302 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:02,959 Why did you create your children? 303 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,751 Then each of us is God. 304 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:11,209 That's going too far! 305 00:30:11,334 --> 00:30:14,251 There, you show them a bit of consideration, 306 00:30:14,376 --> 00:30:16,334 and they take advantage. 307 00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:21,292 What does this God want from us? 308 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:26,459 Love! 309 00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:30,876 LOVE... 310 00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:35,042 LOVE! 311 00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:55,584 Take it easy now! 312 00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,126 Go! 313 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:05,917 It was hard work, but we managed to do it. 314 00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:09,292 I'm happy for you, not for myself! 315 00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:18,417 But how did you do it? 316 00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:22,167 God helps those who help themselves. 317 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,709 The saints, with faith they do everything. 318 00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:29,001 But I'm a man, a human man. 319 00:31:29,126 --> 00:31:34,042 So I said to myself, "Brother Ciccillo, get to work! 320 00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,001 "Squeeze your brains!" 321 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:40,001 With faith you believe, with learning you see. 322 00:31:40,751 --> 00:31:42,792 You're lucky, with that head on your shoulders! 323 00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:46,667 St Francis was right to send you. 324 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:51,792 He'll be pleased when we tell him all these things. 325 00:31:55,876 --> 00:31:59,042 But now let's go and have some fun, we've earned it. 326 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:03,209 We'll play the organ in church, to thank the Lord. 327 00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:06,334 Then to the peasants' house to eat ricotta and pecorino cheese. 328 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:10,792 And the cellars, you remember, full of wine? 329 00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:14,917 And we'll ask for a new habit, this one's a mess. 330 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,959 Don't you think, Brother Ciccillo? 331 00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:23,959 He who serves the Lord is always in a hurry, you beanpole! 332 00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:28,001 We've done the hawks. 333 00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:31,667 Now it's the sparrows' turn. Let's go. 334 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:34,959 Okay, Brother Ciccillo, forget I said it. 335 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,167 Where do we go to convert the sparrows? 336 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,667 Over there. 337 00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:05,084 Let's hope it's not as hard as with the hawks, Lord. 338 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:10,709 I'll vow again not to move my knees from where I've set them 339 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,834 until the sparrows have been sanctified. 340 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:17,667 And let's hope they're not... hard-headed. 341 00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:36,417 What's he doing, Mrs Weed? 342 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:40,292 I don't know, Mrs Need. Do you, Mrs Greed? 343 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:43,751 Maybe a call of nature, Mrs Weed. 344 00:33:43,876 --> 00:33:45,834 Come here. 345 00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:51,667 - What do you want? - What's he doing? 346 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:55,126 He'll be staying there a year at least. 347 00:33:55,251 --> 00:34:00,376 In a year, a fig tree grows figs. 348 00:34:00,501 --> 00:34:02,792 What grows on a monk? His beard? 349 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,834 You shouldn't talk like that. He's a saint. 350 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:08,251 Do you believe him, Mrs Weed? 351 00:34:09,126 --> 00:34:13,542 How should I know, Mrs Need? What do you say, Mrs Greed? 352 00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:17,251 We'll have to see if he gets wet when it rains. 353 00:34:17,376 --> 00:34:20,251 He has to convert the sparrows. 354 00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:23,126 But he's already performed a lot of miracles. 355 00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:29,376 At Le Frattocchie, he turned wine into water for those drunks. 356 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:33,834 At Zagarolo, water into wine, because he liked to drink it. 357 00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:38,042 At La Sgurgola, he left it like it was, because it was good. 358 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,959 Watermelon! Sweet watermelon! 359 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:24,709 Cream cheese! Cream cheese! 360 00:35:49,084 --> 00:35:51,876 God, give me patience. 361 00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:26,376 For an answered prayer, blessings on Brother Ciccillo! 362 00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:33,292 He saved me from the wasps. 363 00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:31,459 Good day. Good day. 364 00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:38,542 Lady Luck, touch me with your magic wand. 365 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,209 - You want me to? - Yes. 366 00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:43,751 - You want me to? - Yes! 367 00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:57,042 One moment of patience, Lord. Pardon me for what I do. 368 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:59,667 But even you, in the temple of Jerusalem, understood this. 369 00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,667 Sometimes, enough is enough! 370 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:03,751 Enough! 371 00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:07,167 Come, it's time to put a stop to this! 372 00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:43,542 I'm ready. 373 00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:56,251 Let us thank the Lord. 374 00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,292 - Why are no birds showing up? - Quiet. 375 00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:43,167 They don't answer. They don't answer. 376 00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:53,126 They don't answer. Damn them! 377 00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:15,209 Science! Science, my foot! 378 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:18,917 Faith is what we need for you, not science. 379 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:23,084 I didn't have enough faith. 380 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,542 Dear Lord, 381 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:29,126 I did not have enough faith. 382 00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:37,167 Can I play hopscotch for a bit? 383 00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:41,959 Why are you looking at me like that? Just a little. 384 00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:44,334 It's been two years since I played. 385 00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:48,626 Go, go, my son, go. 386 00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:51,042 Play, play. 387 00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:52,834 What can I say? 388 00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:56,834 It's a disaster here. I have to start all over again. 389 00:41:56,959 --> 00:42:00,209 Oh, well. Never mind. 390 00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,167 I've found it! 391 00:42:37,334 --> 00:42:39,417 I've found it! I've found it! 392 00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:42,209 By Easter, it'll all be done. 393 00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:45,834 Sparrows don't communicate by chirping. 394 00:42:45,959 --> 00:42:48,542 What a fool I was! What a fool! 395 00:43:08,126 --> 00:43:11,876 O Lord, let's hope this time it works. 396 00:43:12,917 --> 00:43:16,376 So, how did the sparrows talk to one another? 397 00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:19,459 What language had Brother Ciccillo learnt 398 00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:21,626 in his long meditations? 399 00:43:21,751 --> 00:43:26,084 Simple, sparrows communicated by hopping. 400 00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:38,001 Sparrows, come, listen... 401 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,084 Come, listen... 402 00:43:40,209 --> 00:43:41,959 What do you want? 403 00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:44,917 We bring you the good news of the Lord. 404 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:47,376 Oh, at last! We've been waiting along time for it! 405 00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:50,667 Isn't that something? Really! You were waiting for it? 406 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:52,792 Especially in winter, 407 00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:56,292 when there isn't a crumb of food in the whole country! 408 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:59,876 What? What kind of good news were you expecting? 409 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:04,167 The news telling of heaps of millet and wheat. 410 00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:09,042 Oh! Oh! What a job it is, bringing you the good news! 411 00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:13,001 Well? What does this good news want from us? 412 00:44:13,126 --> 00:44:14,584 Fasting! 413 00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:17,042 What? What did you say? 414 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,876 Fasting, but not to starve you to death. 415 00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:25,459 Sacrifice, in other words. O Lord, love! 416 00:44:25,584 --> 00:44:27,542 Love... 417 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,667 Love! 418 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,876 LOVE! 419 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:40,792 Almighty Lord, how glad I am that there's a sun. 420 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:43,459 And how glad I am that there's water! 421 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:47,001 So somebody who's dirty can wash his face. 422 00:44:48,126 --> 00:44:51,084 You're happy, Brother Ciccillo, eh? 423 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:56,167 Praised be the Lord for this donkey, 424 00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,126 for all these sheep, 425 00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:01,709 and for the shepherd. 426 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:08,792 Praise him for this blessed world 427 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:13,001 where everybody can get along, even those who can't. 428 00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:20,376 Blessed be the fresh grass, the nettles, the chicory, 429 00:45:20,501 --> 00:45:23,584 and him who eats it. God preserve him! 430 00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:30,959 Woe to them who die in mortal sin, 431 00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:33,751 whose funerals are grey and grim. 432 00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:43,126 Praise the Lord for the happiness in our hearts 433 00:45:43,251 --> 00:45:47,376 and because what you give us is jam and tarts. 434 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,917 Why? Why? 435 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:23,209 St Francis, the hawks have been converted. 436 00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:27,042 The hawks, as hawks can, worship the Lord. 437 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:31,959 And then, Brother Francis, we converted the sparrows. 438 00:46:32,084 --> 00:46:37,001 And the sparrows, too, as sparrows, also in agreement, 439 00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:40,126 worship the Lord. 440 00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:45,667 But between the two bunches, they fight and kill each other. 441 00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:50,501 But what can I do, if the class of the hawks 442 00:46:50,626 --> 00:46:52,209 and of the sparrows 443 00:46:52,334 --> 00:46:54,667 can't get along with each other? 444 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:58,376 You can do everything with the Lord's help. 445 00:46:58,501 --> 00:47:01,126 - What is that supposed to mean? - What is that supposed to mean? 446 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:04,542 That means you must go and teach them 447 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,251 what they haven't understood and you should've taught them. 448 00:47:08,376 --> 00:47:10,251 - What? - What? 449 00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:13,917 This world must be changed. 450 00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,251 That's what you haven't understood. 451 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:19,792 A man with blue eyes will come 452 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:24,042 and he will say, "We know that justice is progressive. 453 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:27,376 "We know that as society gradually progresses, 454 00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:31,292 "the awareness of its imperfect composition arises 455 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:35,126 "and its strident, imploring inequalities emerge, 456 00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:37,584 "those that afflict mankind." 457 00:47:37,709 --> 00:47:42,167 Isn't this awareness of the inequality between classes 458 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:47,417 and between nations, the most serious threat to peace? 459 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:50,251 Go and begin again. 460 00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:52,167 In praise of the Lord. 461 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:55,584 Let's go and begin again. Come on. 462 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:01,542 Come on, don't be disheartened. 463 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,542 Don't be disheartened. 464 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:08,959 Cheer up, let's go! Be happy! 465 00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:44,626 For anyone in doubt, we would like to point out 466 00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:47,376 that the raven is a "left-wing intellectual" 467 00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:50,292 of the era preceding Palmiro Togliatti's death... 468 00:48:55,501 --> 00:48:57,167 If you'll excuse me. 469 00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:02,167 NO DUMPING 470 00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:13,751 Now what do I do? 471 00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:19,042 Charge! 472 00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:22,126 PRIVATE PROPERTY 473 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:08,042 Ninetto, tell me. What's the name of the guy who went to the moon? 474 00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:11,167 - Gagarin? - How should I know? 475 00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:17,167 Look, the moon's so far away, it's like a dream. 476 00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:20,209 Still they'll arrive up there. 477 00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:23,792 Can you see it? It seems something only I can see. 478 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:28,542 - I see it, too. - I know, I know. 479 00:51:07,126 --> 00:51:10,167 Filthy delinquents! All of you come here! 480 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:14,667 One day I'll shoot you! What is this, the public toilet? 481 00:51:14,792 --> 00:51:17,376 I can't stay here all day long 482 00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:21,292 for this filth of yours! I have young daughters. 483 00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:23,417 Bring them here to us! 484 00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:28,834 Look, we have laws here, you pigs! I'll call the cops! 485 00:51:28,959 --> 00:51:32,126 Hey, it's fertiliser, you ought to pay us for it. 486 00:51:32,251 --> 00:51:34,917 You can take this fertiliser home with you! 487 00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:39,001 Say, Pop, are you joking, or do you mean it? 488 00:51:39,126 --> 00:51:42,209 I'm not joking! Take your muck with you! 489 00:51:42,334 --> 00:51:45,459 - Or else? - Or else I'll fill you full of lead. 490 00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:48,459 Get my gun! We'll kill you! 491 00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:52,501 You want to joke, fine. But now I'm fed up! 492 00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:12,667 Severa, my gun! 493 00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:14,292 Shoot! 494 00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:46,751 For a patch of land, a war began. 495 00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:49,959 Now you run off. Scared, eh? 496 00:53:04,876 --> 00:53:06,084 Mammal 497 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,417 Papa, run! 498 00:53:20,126 --> 00:53:24,251 You should have done what Gandhi did, take out a handkerchief, 499 00:53:24,376 --> 00:53:28,417 wrap it around your shit and carry it away, 500 00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:33,376 so you'd leave that landowner looking like a fool on his land. 501 00:53:49,167 --> 00:53:54,376 It's time to put an end to wars. We have to fight for peace. 502 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,917 Nobody here? 503 00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:10,626 All dead? 504 00:54:10,751 --> 00:54:12,001 Wake up! 505 00:54:17,501 --> 00:54:21,667 Damnation, where are you, you deadbeats? 506 00:54:26,251 --> 00:54:30,084 What are you doing up there? Can't you answer? 507 00:54:32,126 --> 00:54:33,792 Quiet! Hush! 508 00:54:42,709 --> 00:54:45,501 Lower your voice. Hello. 509 00:54:45,626 --> 00:54:49,542 - Quiet! You'll wake the kids. - They're still sleeping? 510 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:50,959 Come in. 511 00:55:07,292 --> 00:55:09,792 Mammal 512 00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:15,167 It's still night, go to sleep. 513 00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:18,126 There's nothing to discuss. Give me the money. 514 00:55:18,251 --> 00:55:22,376 Or I go to the lawyer, and it's out of my hands. 515 00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:24,251 Right, Papa! 516 00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:27,209 Signor Marcello, you see our condition. 517 00:55:27,334 --> 00:55:29,459 We don't have a thing. 518 00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:34,709 You've got to be patient. We gave you the pig last time. 519 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:40,209 Time before that, you took the mattresses and the little rug. 520 00:55:40,334 --> 00:55:43,792 This time what can we give you? There's nothing left. 521 00:55:56,876 --> 00:55:58,667 You eat birds' nests? 522 00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:01,876 The Chinese! The Chinese! 523 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:11,001 Sleep, it's still night. Sleep. 524 00:56:11,126 --> 00:56:12,584 It's a shack. 525 00:56:12,709 --> 00:56:17,792 Still, with the land, we'll recover our money. 526 00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,792 No, not the house! 527 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:31,209 For God's sake, not the house! No! 528 00:56:31,334 --> 00:56:33,834 Yes, the house. Yes. 529 00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,584 Good for you, Papa! 530 00:56:41,209 --> 00:56:44,292 Sleep, it's still night. Sleep. 531 00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:51,209 For four days, I've kept them in bed with no food, 532 00:56:51,334 --> 00:56:54,626 and I keep telling them it's night. 533 00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:59,709 If they get up, they want to eat. And what can I give them, sir? 534 00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,751 Madam, I don't know what to say to you. 535 00:57:02,876 --> 00:57:04,917 There's nothing I can do about it. 536 00:57:05,042 --> 00:57:07,792 Pray to the Madonna, don't pray to me. 537 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:11,251 "Business is business." Is that clear? 538 00:57:11,376 --> 00:57:13,126 Ninetto, let's go. 539 00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:17,917 After you. 540 00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:21,626 You want to say something? 541 00:57:21,751 --> 00:57:26,292 If you have something to say, say it to my face. 542 00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:30,959 - In any case, I'm right. - I won't say you acted wrong. 543 00:57:31,084 --> 00:57:35,667 All I say is, take care a bigger fish doesn't devour you. 544 00:57:53,751 --> 00:57:55,709 The nest is served. 545 00:58:44,376 --> 00:58:46,292 - Good day. - Good day. 546 00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:52,292 Sir, excuse me, if you could help me a bit to push this Cadillac 547 00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:54,292 that won't run. 548 00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:57,042 You'll say there are four of us, able-bodied. 549 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:59,292 But no, no! 550 00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:04,167 This one here has, forgive the expression, haemorrhoids. 551 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,167 This other, you can see for yourself. 552 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:10,709 For the lady, no explanations are needed. 553 00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:14,792 As for the third, the young gentleman, 554 00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:17,167 this morning he had a manicure. 555 00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:21,876 - He doesn't want to soil his hands. - If it won't take too long. 556 00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:25,251 TRAVELLING SHOWS 557 00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:29,584 One, two, three. Go, Ninetto. 558 00:59:29,709 --> 00:59:32,292 - You go, too, Papa. - Rude boy! 559 01:00:20,001 --> 01:00:23,292 To get it started, we need the hand of the Lord. 560 01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:26,751 Anyway, I thank you for your collaboration. 561 01:00:26,876 --> 01:00:30,667 Let me introduce myself, Pasquale Prettyboy. 562 01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:33,209 - Ciro Favourite. - N.O. Convictions. 563 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:35,667 Urganda the Unknown. 564 01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:38,001 Annibale the Vegetarian. 565 01:00:38,126 --> 01:00:43,584 And my little ones. Pittance, known as "Pit". 566 01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:46,542 And Pepsodent, known as "Pep". 567 01:00:46,667 --> 01:00:51,542 - Do you have calluses? - Don't say the word, blessed black man. 568 01:00:51,667 --> 01:00:56,167 Like those who walk barefoot on hot coals 569 01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,126 to burn the spirits of death, 570 01:00:59,251 --> 01:01:02,667 those men in your country. Well, I'm worse off. 571 01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:05,209 I have a miraculous remedy. 572 01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:10,959 Pay no attention to him, that stray uses it only for himself. 573 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,126 He's mad about that cream, 574 01:01:13,251 --> 01:01:17,042 and he only sells it to those who can afford it. 575 01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:21,417 Within my possibilities, if it doesn't represent a sacrifice. 576 01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:23,292 Five thousand. 577 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:26,167 They settled on a thousand. 578 01:01:26,292 --> 01:01:29,667 People! People! People! 579 01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:33,751 Look at all the people! 580 01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:03,709 HOW ROME RUINED THE WORLD 581 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:30,876 We're in the year 2000, and they still do these things. 582 01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:19,667 What's going on? 583 01:03:23,876 --> 01:03:27,167 Hurry, she's about to give birth. 584 01:03:27,292 --> 01:03:30,542 At your age, you don't look at these things. 585 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:35,042 Hot water! Hot water! 586 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:38,334 - What for? - I know what for, I've had 18. 587 01:03:39,584 --> 01:03:40,959 Hot water! 588 01:03:44,501 --> 01:03:46,417 Hot water, guys! 589 01:04:48,376 --> 01:04:52,959 - Another mouth to feed. Hail, Mary! - It's a girl. Hail, Jesus! 590 01:04:55,417 --> 01:04:57,417 Give the mamma a big hand! 591 01:05:04,751 --> 01:05:06,084 Encore! 592 01:05:19,376 --> 01:05:24,876 Leave her outside the next church. 593 01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:30,876 - What should we call her? - Nobody wanted her or expected her. 594 01:05:31,001 --> 01:05:34,542 She decided to come? Well, let her be "Welcome". 595 01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:37,376 Yes, Welcome! Welcome! 596 01:06:26,126 --> 01:06:30,667 - What do you have to laugh about? - You know what's in the box? Read. 597 01:06:30,792 --> 01:06:33,751 I haven't read anything for 40 years. 598 01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:39,376 What does it say? 599 01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:42,501 What does it say on the box? 600 01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:45,542 - I can't figure it out. - Read. 601 01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,751 I can't understand it. 602 01:06:47,876 --> 01:06:50,417 Contraceptive cream. 603 01:06:51,334 --> 01:06:53,626 And you bought it for calluses. 604 01:06:53,751 --> 01:06:56,834 Out-of-date contraceptive cream, those poor things. 605 01:06:56,959 --> 01:07:01,334 Poor things? You laugh at others' misfortunes? 606 01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:08,292 What's this contraspective, eh? 607 01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:11,584 Don't you know? How many children do you have? 608 01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:13,626 Eighteen, why? 609 01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:17,792 If you'd used this medicine, you wouldn't have had them. 610 01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:21,084 Listen. Why shouldn't I have had them? 611 01:07:21,209 --> 01:07:25,542 Half of the humans in our advanced civilisation 612 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:29,167 are in a state of ignoble and intolerable suffering. 613 01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:35,376 They are suffering hunger, literally. It's only going to get worse. 614 01:07:35,501 --> 01:07:39,876 The more children you have, the more hunger there is. Right? 615 01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:44,251 Use your wives more judiciously, damn it! 616 01:07:46,709 --> 01:07:50,084 Carmela, Carmelina! 617 01:07:50,209 --> 01:07:53,292 One of you is not enough, I need three! 618 01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:56,959 Carmela, Carmelina! 619 01:07:57,084 --> 01:08:03,834 I'll satisfy all three of you! Carmela, Carmelina! 620 01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:07,167 I'm not doing it on purpose, You should know that 621 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:10,459 Carmela, Carmelina! 622 01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:13,959 I'm stubborn, stubborn, stubborn, Really stubborn 623 01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:22,501 It is the sunset of the great hopes. 624 01:08:23,584 --> 01:08:26,751 Those poor swindlers are the first to be obscured 625 01:08:26,876 --> 01:08:29,459 in the company of Rossellini and Brecht. 626 01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:34,167 Whereas the workers in this sunset advance. 627 01:08:34,292 --> 01:08:37,584 Ideologies are out of fashion. 628 01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:40,459 Here's one who goes on talking, 629 01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:46,209 no-one knows what about, to men going no-one knows where. 630 01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:48,542 CONFERENCE OF DENTISTS FOR DANTE 631 01:09:08,792 --> 01:09:13,626 Professor Ottovolante, women believe he is extraordinary, 632 01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:19,376 but actually he's derived all his material from a miscellany 633 01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:22,792 of Dante studies by the English professor Fred Efamen, 634 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,292 published in Oxford in 1933. 635 01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:29,167 This Fred Efamen is also the author of that novel... 636 01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:33,042 Bloodstained Drawers at Scotland Yard, 637 01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:37,501 which was the source of all the James Bonds. 638 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,417 Come in, come in. What can I do for you? 639 01:09:47,501 --> 01:09:52,167 - We'd like to speak with the Engineer. - Come in, please. 640 01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:41,709 My God, lions! 641 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:51,376 Be good now. Be polite. 642 01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,917 If he bites me, he'll eat me up. 643 01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:57,792 You don't understand, it's the custom among the gentry. 644 01:10:57,917 --> 01:11:00,376 You think that's strange? 645 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,834 I don't know this gentry. 646 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,667 If your father has one, then so do you. 647 01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:18,459 Good day, Engineer, excuse me for not getting up. 648 01:11:18,584 --> 01:11:21,042 I presume you're here to do your duty. 649 01:11:21,167 --> 01:11:26,417 Today's the 25th. The final deadline, if I'm not mistaken. 650 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:29,667 Yes, of course, that's what I wanted to do. 651 01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:31,792 Let me explain. 652 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:38,542 The big snowfall froze four acres of collard greens 653 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,126 and I didn't make a cent. 654 01:11:42,126 --> 01:11:44,917 Then this wretch here... 655 01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:50,334 ...went to Mass every Sunday with the tractor. 656 01:11:51,292 --> 01:11:54,667 But since he's not so good at driving it, 657 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:59,876 one Sunday, can you believe, he smashed it to bits? 658 01:12:00,001 --> 01:12:02,084 I had to pay for it. 659 01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:04,751 More expense! 660 01:12:04,876 --> 01:12:07,876 And besides, I have 18 children. 661 01:12:08,001 --> 01:12:13,417 The one who could help, this lunatic, 662 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:17,292 he had a vocation and became a Capuchin monk. 663 01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:23,917 Engineer, this animal...? 664 01:12:24,709 --> 01:12:29,292 I'm simply a businessman and I do business. 665 01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:33,042 Give me the money or you'll end up in jail. 666 01:12:40,792 --> 01:12:45,667 And you, you and your mother, won't believe that I've got troubles! 667 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:53,042 Excuse me, the bouquet of roses for your lovely wife, sir, 668 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,792 I forgot it. 669 01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:57,167 I'll bring it another time. 670 01:12:57,292 --> 01:12:58,917 My respects, sir. 671 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:01,251 Idiot! 672 01:13:26,209 --> 01:13:31,376 They're always the same. Nothing will change them. 673 01:13:31,501 --> 01:13:33,126 Papa! 674 01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:39,126 Where are you running to? 675 01:13:39,251 --> 01:13:43,001 Where are you going, damn it? Where? 676 01:13:43,126 --> 01:13:44,542 Run! 677 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,709 Coming! 678 01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:54,667 Come on, run! 679 01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:56,334 Wait! 680 01:13:56,959 --> 01:13:58,792 Come on, run! 681 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:00,417 I'm coming! 682 01:14:01,251 --> 01:14:05,584 - Hurry! It's leaving! - Here I am! 683 01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:19,417 Never mind. 684 01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:22,917 We'll take the next one. 685 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,084 Let's sit on the mound. 686 01:14:32,542 --> 01:14:35,209 He's a good soul, that raven. 687 01:14:35,334 --> 01:14:39,834 He's right to criticise those clowns. 688 01:14:39,959 --> 01:14:44,209 I like the bearded guy who went... 689 01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:46,542 He looked part raven. 690 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:55,084 Papa, when I'm at the factory, 691 01:14:55,209 --> 01:14:59,917 the first strike and I'll go to the Engineer and I'll kill his dogs. 692 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:02,042 You'll come, too, eh? 693 01:15:02,167 --> 01:15:04,917 I certainly will. I'll go there and... 694 01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:39,751 Ninetto, let's go. 695 01:18:09,292 --> 01:18:12,376 I won't ask you where you're going anymore. 696 01:18:13,334 --> 01:18:15,376 We'll reach the end, 697 01:18:15,501 --> 01:18:19,542 and I, who know so many things, will never know that. 698 01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:25,834 The road begins and the journey is already over. 699 01:19:01,376 --> 01:19:05,376 - What are you doing? - Looking at the swallows. 700 01:19:05,501 --> 01:19:08,751 - What's your name? - Luna. 701 01:19:18,001 --> 01:19:20,292 One hundred metres farther on... 702 01:19:24,334 --> 01:19:27,459 Help! My stomach! What can it be? 703 01:19:27,584 --> 01:19:31,292 My God! It can't be. 704 01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:34,917 Again? My stomach hurts. 705 01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:38,001 I hear it going "glug, glug" inside. 706 01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:42,251 I can't hold out. I'll be right back. 707 01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:19,126 Hey, black hair! 708 01:20:28,126 --> 01:20:29,709 Come here. Here. 709 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,584 Luna, the things you make me do! 710 01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,709 Let's go down there. There's a nice spot. 711 01:20:48,334 --> 01:20:52,334 They've mown the hay. It smells like perfume, you wouldn't believe. 712 01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:58,459 What did you eat? 713 01:20:58,584 --> 01:21:01,292 To tell the truth, we haven't dined yet. 714 01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:06,709 I ate at my sister's, a slice of meat with spinach. 715 01:21:08,542 --> 01:21:11,667 What did I tell you? You smell it? 716 01:21:51,876 --> 01:21:54,126 Now I feel better! Let's go! 717 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:59,834 My guts are all twisted. No kidding. 718 01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:05,584 What did we eat today? I can't wait. I'll be right back! 719 01:22:06,417 --> 01:22:08,376 Where are you going? Idiot, come here! 720 01:22:20,376 --> 01:22:21,584 Luna! 721 01:22:23,959 --> 01:22:25,459 Luna! 722 01:22:25,584 --> 01:22:28,001 Are you deaf? 723 01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:30,751 Luna, I'm his son. 724 01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,251 So I imagined. 725 01:22:40,917 --> 01:22:43,251 You have the face of an altar boy. 726 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:46,376 You've got great tits! 727 01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:49,167 You're not like, "Come out, Maria, the night air's cool." 728 01:22:49,292 --> 01:22:50,834 Who's that? 729 01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:54,584 A person, my friends and I go with her. 730 01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:56,584 She's 100 years old. 731 01:22:56,709 --> 01:22:59,042 A stomach like this. 732 01:22:59,167 --> 01:23:02,167 One leg's thin, one's fat. 733 01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:04,209 She doesn't have any nose. 734 01:23:04,334 --> 01:23:07,167 Eyes she has, a mouth, but no nose. Who knows? 735 01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,084 I make you laugh? 736 01:23:14,376 --> 01:23:16,834 I like people like you. 737 01:23:16,959 --> 01:23:20,001 Your father made me laugh, too. 738 01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:31,709 Everything all right, sir? 739 01:23:35,417 --> 01:23:39,209 "Professors are to be eaten with hot sauce," 740 01:23:39,334 --> 01:23:44,167 as Giorgio Pasquali said, "But whoever eats them and digests them 741 01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:47,084 "becomes a professor himself." 742 01:23:57,584 --> 01:23:59,917 I feel better! Let's go, come on! 743 01:24:00,042 --> 01:24:04,959 And don't eat any more of that stuff, it's bad for you! 744 01:24:12,876 --> 01:24:16,376 So many problems, speaking of whores. 745 01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:20,292 And the raven began again to go on and on... 746 01:24:20,417 --> 01:24:25,292 God. Fatherland. Family. Once I would have railed. 747 01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:30,334 Today it's no use. Or perhaps I'm finished. 748 01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:33,001 My hour has passed. 749 01:24:33,126 --> 01:24:35,542 My words fall into the void. 750 01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:37,792 Nevertheless, Signor Totó, 751 01:24:37,917 --> 01:24:41,167 I do not weep for the end of what I believe in. 752 01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:43,417 Someone else will come. 753 01:24:43,542 --> 01:24:47,376 He will pick up my banner and carry it forward. 754 01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:50,126 I weep only for myself. 755 01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:53,959 It's only human in one who feels of no further account. 756 01:25:12,417 --> 01:25:14,584 Nino, Nino. 757 01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:36,917 What? What? 758 01:25:53,292 --> 01:25:54,876 Will you excuse me? 759 01:25:55,001 --> 01:25:58,126 I must say a word to this idiot here. Come. 760 01:26:04,126 --> 01:26:05,959 - I'm going to eat him. - What? 761 01:26:06,084 --> 01:26:07,959 - We're going to eat him. - What? 762 01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:11,959 If we don't eat him, someone else will. Anyway what's he living for? 763 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:13,584 He even seems a little bit crazy to me. 764 01:26:13,709 --> 01:26:18,417 Yes, that'll teach him to meddle in others' business. 765 01:26:18,542 --> 01:26:20,042 How'll we eat him? 766 01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:23,376 Like Romans of old, who ate the figs, not the bowl. 767 01:26:38,834 --> 01:26:41,667 Damn it all. 768 01:27:23,667 --> 01:27:26,292 Dear friends, 769 01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:31,209 as always 770 01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:35,084 it finishes like this, begins like this, concludes like this, 771 01:27:35,209 --> 01:27:37,251 continues like this, 772 01:27:37,376 --> 01:27:39,709 our story 773 01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:43,542 of hawks and sparrows 54645

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