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Alfredo Bini
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presents
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the wacky Totó
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the human Totó
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the mad Totó
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the sweet Totó
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in the story
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HAWKS AND SPARROWS
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Told by Pier Paolo Pasolini
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with the innocent
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with the sly
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Davoli Ninetto
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All the other actors
from Femi Benussi to Vittorio Vittori
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were found on the streets
of the world
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in the sad merry-go-round
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in the delightful merry-go-round
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Luigi Scaccianoce,
architect
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Danilo Donati,
costume designer
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Nina Baragli film editor
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Ennio Morricone, composer
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Mario Bernardo and Tonino Delli Colli,
cinematographers
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Fernando Franchi, production manager
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Sergio Citti, assistant philosopher
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A small troop wandered the suburbs
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Roaming the countryside and villages
he nearly killed himself
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By producing this,
he risked his position
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Alfredo Bini
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By directing it,
he risked his reputation
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Pier Paolo Pasolini
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Where is mankind going?
Who knows!
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Excerpt of an interview given by MAO
to Mr Edgard Snow
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You can't argue with the moon.
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Who said that? Why not?
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The moon will get angry.
You need the high tide.
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What's the high tide? What causes it?
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You know all the garbage
the sea brings ashore?
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- What causes it?
- Who knows.
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The moon. It has a force of gravity
and that makes the water rise.
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I really like Mamma's new false teeth!
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And I know what they cost!
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They're not fake, like in the old days.
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They're real teeth.
And she's so crazy about them...
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She locks them up in the dresser
so Granddad won't steal them.
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By the way, did you remember
to put DDT in the stable?
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- No, Papa, I forgot...
- Damn...
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No! It's not my fault.
Giuseppina the loony was on her balcony
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with her big bosom.
It's too bad you weren't there.
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A lot I care!
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I'm thinking about the stable,
the poor cows, eaten up by flies.
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You're irresponsible!
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That's why those poor cows
moan all night.
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A Cinzano and a cherry soda!
How much is that?
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One seventy.
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Papa, she won't put out.
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Go. Go have your drink.
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- I'm learning.
- Sure!
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Count your steps,
otherwise you can't learn.
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Come on.
One, two, three and four.
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One, two, three and four.
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HEY, guys, the bus!
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Hey, listen.
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Tell me, do you do your hair
with the vacuum cleaner?
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VIA BENITO THE WEEPY
Unemployed
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I've got something to do.
I told you. Okay?
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Yes, yes. I know...
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- What's going on?
- Who knows.
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- A wedding?
- Who knows.
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Who were they? Who were they?
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Marcucci, the one with
the crooked mouth... And his wife.
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I'm going to see my friend,
I'll be right back.
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Make it quick.
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VIA ANTONIO PASTA-EATER
Street Cleaner
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VIA LILLO SHEET-TEARER
Runaway at age 12
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Hello.
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You look like an aeroplane.
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What do you want?
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I was trying out a friend's Fiat 600.
I was flying!
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He was scared shitless!
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Of course, because you're nuts.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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The nuns are putting on a play at school.
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Looks cute on you.
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- Want to go dancing on Sunday?
- No!
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Who gives a shit?
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If you take me in the 600...
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I can't, my friend has to take it
to the mechanic.
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We're souping it up.
It'll be a real fireball.
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I'll flash past!
You won't even see me!
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They saw you
with a girl I know from school.
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Yeah, I ran into her,
we were just talking.
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Sure, you were in the field!
She told me herself.
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Field! We were going by there,
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because it was late,
and her father would beat her.
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You understand?
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Bye, Nino.
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What's wrong?
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Go away,
I never want to see you again.
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Little kiss?
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The cop saw them,
they had vomit on them.
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He was on the bed.
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She was lying in the hall,
her hands towards the door.
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If you ask me, life's nothing.
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Well, death's a lot.
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When a man's dead,
everything he had to do,
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he's done.
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I think about death all the time.
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I mean, how does a person die?
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He breathes slow and goes...
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Till he can't do it anymore.
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Then he stops going...
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Can he tell that he can't...?
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How can he tell when he's gone
from alive to dead?
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Ask somebody else!
Have I ever died?
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I'd like to be a parrot
and live 300 years.
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A rich man died.
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"Here lies one with a pile of money.
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"The richest one in the cemetery."
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What a gyp!
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Blessed is the bum,
because few know he's dead.
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They write, "So one's dead?
Bring on the next."
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You're all wrong!
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For a rich man, dying is paying up,
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but life has given him something.
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The poor bum pays
and life has given him nothing.
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He passes from one death to another.
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Friends, where are you going?
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Where are you going?
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- What did you say?
- I didn't say anything.
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Then I'm having hallucinations!
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Don't you want me
as a travelling companion?
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Who is it?
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That's who it is, the raven.
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The road begins
and the journey is already over.
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It won't bother you
if I come with you?
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No, professor, it'll be a pleasure.
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Since we're on the same road,
can you tell me where are you headed?
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Over there.
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That's a bit vague,
where over there?
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Over there.
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- Let me guess...
- Guess, then.
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To the photographer
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to take pictures of the boy,
who's got a job at Fiat.
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- No.
- No, we had those taken last week.
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Then to your friend's,
for his son's baptism.
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No, but you're a good guesser,
damn it.
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- We were at a baptism just yesterday.
- Oh, yeah.
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Are you a prophet, professor?
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Prophet? I wish I were.
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A prophet, or a policeman.
One or the other.
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Let me think.
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You're going to a fortune-teller,
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to get medicine for Ninetto
against tapeworm.
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Getting warm! Warmer.
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Forgive me if I insist,
where are you going?
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Down there!
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But where, to the right, the left?
Straight ahead?
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At the end!
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Excuse me, have we met?
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Where are you from?
Who are you?
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I come from far away.
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My country is called Ideology.
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I live in the capital,
the city of the future,
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on Karl Marx Street,
number seventy times seven.
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- We're at Garbageville.
- Down-and-out Street.
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- Number 23.
- Below Cesspool Ridge.
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World famous for the martyrdom
of St illiterate!
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Oh, my God!
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This sun is really hot.
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It's frying my brains.
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Let's stop in that field
and take a nice nap.
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- Walk!
- You like the idea, don't you?
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I've got a pair of calluses.
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One on my little toe,
the other on the big one,
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and I'm suffering
the torments of purgatory.
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Lucky you.
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Lucky, hell! With this poverty...
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- Yes, lucky.
- Lucky? Why?
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Because you walk like masters in
the streets of the outskirts of the cities,
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and you enter the little cafés
with the workers and the morning sun,
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and you kiss girls
dressed as angels,
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and you discuss life and death
with the words closest to hand.
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- Whereas I...
- Don't you have parents? Family?
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My parents are Mr Doubt
and Mrs Conscience.
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Me, I'm Ninetto,
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son of Totó Innocenti
and Grazia Semplicetti.
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Your innocence, your simplicity
and your grace are religious.
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Religion is the power that leads you
along a road that no-one knows.
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No matter whether
you are peasants or workers,
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a road that takes you to that place
where all roads meet.
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Speaking of religion,
I'd like to tell you a story, if I may.
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Oh, you may, of course.
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To relieve the strain
of this march in the sun.
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- Look at him.
- May I?
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- May I?
- Good.
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This story I'll now tell
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is of a strange sort,
one of birds, hawks and sparrows.
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We are in the 13th century.
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Reference to events and people
of today is not in the least casual.
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You who do not want to know,
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who live like murderers among
the clouds, and thieves in the wind,
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and like lunatics in the sky,
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you who have your own law
outside the law,
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you who live in a world
at the foot of the world,
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and don't work,
and dance at massacres.
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We know you only through God,
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because our eyes are
too accustomed to our life,
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we don't see like you
in the desert or in the forest,
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rich only in offspring.
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We must know you,
learn again how you are
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witnesses of Christ
to the dried-up faithful
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with your gaiety and pure strength,
which is faith.
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And so I charge you, Brother Ciccillo,
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and you, Brother Ninetto,
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to continue preaching to the birds.
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And you should begin
with two different classes.
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From the arrogant hawks
to the humble sparrows.
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In praise of the Lord.
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Throw away that slingshot
and say a Hail Mary!
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These saints can really be demanding!
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Does talking to the birds
seem easy to you?
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- That's what I said.
- Shut up.
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You think I'm a saint, too?
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With that face of yours?
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What's wrong with my face?
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Brother Cicci,
we'll go to St Francis
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and tell him we're not up to it,
he should send somebody else.
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I'll give you a whack!
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Then let's go to those peasants
who make great cheese.
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We'll stay there a month, then tell
St Francis, "The birds want you."
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No! We're not saints.
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We're human men,
but, by the Lord's grace, we have a brain.
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And so Brother Ciccillo
and Brother Ninetto
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set off on their way
to preach to the birds.
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What'll we tell them?
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It's up to you, Brother Ciccillo.
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God help you.
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I can't help you,
I'm no good at anything.
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I will make a vow.
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O Lord,
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give me the strength to stay here
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where I've set my knees
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until I've sanctified
the hawks of this castle
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and of the world
according to the will of St Francis.
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What's he doing?
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Must be a mushroom monk.
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Is he spying on Christ?
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Shall we pick him clean?
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Would they let me be a monk?
I don't eat much.
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Let him be! Leave him alone.
That's enough!
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There he is! Brother Buttercup!
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Will you leave him alone?
Leave him in peace?
252
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,001
Shame on you!
You know who you're disturbing?
253
00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:07,126
A saint! A saint!
254
00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:09,459
Sure. St Chicory.
255
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:15,251
Brother Ciccillo, help!
256
00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:21,542
- Pass!
- Catch!
257
00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:25,167
- Heads up!
- Throw!
258
00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:29,292
Brother Ciccillo, help!
259
00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:58,459
This grass sure grows fast.
260
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:02,042
That's why they called us
mushroom monks.
261
00:26:02,167 --> 00:26:04,584
It's all chicory.
262
00:26:04,709 --> 00:26:07,167
There's some ivy, too.
263
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,792
And nettles.
264
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,917
I'll pull up the nettles.
265
00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:26,209
Be quiet. Go away!
266
00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,626
Summer came,
267
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the season of cicadas, of nettles,
268
00:26:50,459 --> 00:26:54,167
of picnics on the grass,
of tomatoes.
269
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,751
Autumn came.
270
00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:17,667
Winter came.
271
00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:20,792
Never had there been
as much snow as that year.
272
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:33,459
Then the lovely season returned.
273
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,376
I'm fed up!
274
00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:45,376
I'm leaving. What am I doing here?
275
00:27:45,501 --> 00:27:47,626
I'm not good at anything.
276
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:50,959
I can't talk with people,
how can I talk with birds?
277
00:27:51,084 --> 00:27:53,626
What am I doing here?
Counting roaches?
278
00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,751
I'm fed up! Fed up!
279
00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:09,167
I'm going back to my mother.
280
00:28:10,584 --> 00:28:13,209
But Brother Ciccillo
was unable to answer him,
281
00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:18,334
because, after having been silent
for a year, his throat had rusted.
282
00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:25,501
Brother Ciccillo, am I right?
283
00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:29,334
Why should I stay here,
day and night,
284
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:33,667
summer and winter, rain or shine,
leading this lousy life?
285
00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,209
Why?
286
00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,501
To gain Paradise, my son.
287
00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:45,251
Can I rest in your shade?
288
00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:50,917
Paradise.
289
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,584
I've found it! I've found it!
290
00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:09,501
Thank you, Lord! I've found it!
291
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,542
I've found it!
292
00:29:23,751 --> 00:29:26,334
Hawks, hawks, come, listen...
293
00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:29,251
Come, listen...
294
00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:31,959
Who are you?
295
00:29:32,084 --> 00:29:33,876
What do you want?
296
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,542
We are creatures of God.
297
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:39,584
We want to speak with you,
creatures of God.
298
00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:42,501
God?
299
00:29:43,084 --> 00:29:44,584
Who's God?
300
00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:49,792
The creator of creatures.
301
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,501
And why did God create us?
302
00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:02,959
Why did you create your children?
303
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:07,751
Then each of us is God.
304
00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:11,209
That's going too far!
305
00:30:11,334 --> 00:30:14,251
There, you show them
a bit of consideration,
306
00:30:14,376 --> 00:30:16,334
and they take advantage.
307
00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:21,292
What does this God want from us?
308
00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:26,459
Love!
309
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:30,876
LOVE...
310
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:35,042
LOVE!
311
00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:55,584
Take it easy now!
312
00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,126
Go!
313
00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:05,917
It was hard work,
but we managed to do it.
314
00:31:06,042 --> 00:31:09,292
I'm happy for you, not for myself!
315
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:18,417
But how did you do it?
316
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:22,167
God helps those who help themselves.
317
00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,709
The saints,
with faith they do everything.
318
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:29,001
But I'm a man, a human man.
319
00:31:29,126 --> 00:31:34,042
So I said to myself,
"Brother Ciccillo, get to work!
320
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,001
"Squeeze your brains!"
321
00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:40,001
With faith you believe,
with learning you see.
322
00:31:40,751 --> 00:31:42,792
You're lucky,
with that head on your shoulders!
323
00:31:43,542 --> 00:31:46,667
St Francis was right to send you.
324
00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:51,792
He'll be pleased
when we tell him all these things.
325
00:31:55,876 --> 00:31:59,042
But now let's go and have some fun,
we've earned it.
326
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:03,209
We'll play the organ in church,
to thank the Lord.
327
00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:06,334
Then to the peasants' house
to eat ricotta and pecorino cheese.
328
00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:10,792
And the cellars, you remember,
full of wine?
329
00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:14,917
And we'll ask for a new habit,
this one's a mess.
330
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,959
Don't you think, Brother Ciccillo?
331
00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:23,959
He who serves the Lord is always
in a hurry, you beanpole!
332
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:28,001
We've done the hawks.
333
00:32:28,126 --> 00:32:31,667
Now it's the sparrows' turn.
Let's go.
334
00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:34,959
Okay, Brother Ciccillo,
forget I said it.
335
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,167
Where do we go
to convert the sparrows?
336
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,667
Over there.
337
00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:05,084
Let's hope it's not as hard
as with the hawks, Lord.
338
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:10,709
I'll vow again not to move my knees
from where I've set them
339
00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,834
until the sparrows have been sanctified.
340
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:17,667
And let's hope
they're not... hard-headed.
341
00:33:34,084 --> 00:33:36,417
What's he doing, Mrs Weed?
342
00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:40,292
I don't know, Mrs Need.
Do you, Mrs Greed?
343
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:43,751
Maybe a call of nature, Mrs Weed.
344
00:33:43,876 --> 00:33:45,834
Come here.
345
00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:51,667
- What do you want?
- What's he doing?
346
00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:55,126
He'll be staying there
a year at least.
347
00:33:55,251 --> 00:34:00,376
In a year,
a fig tree grows figs.
348
00:34:00,501 --> 00:34:02,792
What grows on a monk? His beard?
349
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,834
You shouldn't talk like that.
He's a saint.
350
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:08,251
Do you believe him, Mrs Weed?
351
00:34:09,126 --> 00:34:13,542
How should I know, Mrs Need?
What do you say, Mrs Greed?
352
00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:17,251
We'll have to see
if he gets wet when it rains.
353
00:34:17,376 --> 00:34:20,251
He has to convert the sparrows.
354
00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:23,126
But he's already performed
a lot of miracles.
355
00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:29,376
At Le Frattocchie, he turned wine
into water for those drunks.
356
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:33,834
At Zagarolo, water into wine,
because he liked to drink it.
357
00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:38,042
At La Sgurgola, he left it like it was,
because it was good.
358
00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,959
Watermelon! Sweet watermelon!
359
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:24,709
Cream cheese! Cream cheese!
360
00:35:49,084 --> 00:35:51,876
God, give me patience.
361
00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:26,376
For an answered prayer,
blessings on Brother Ciccillo!
362
00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:33,292
He saved me from the wasps.
363
00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:31,459
Good day. Good day.
364
00:37:34,584 --> 00:37:38,542
Lady Luck, touch me
with your magic wand.
365
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,209
- You want me to?
- Yes.
366
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:43,751
- You want me to?
- Yes!
367
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:57,042
One moment of patience, Lord.
Pardon me for what I do.
368
00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:59,667
But even you, in the temple
of Jerusalem, understood this.
369
00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,667
Sometimes, enough is enough!
370
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:03,751
Enough!
371
00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:07,167
Come, it's time to put a stop to this!
372
00:39:42,001 --> 00:39:43,542
I'm ready.
373
00:39:54,251 --> 00:39:56,251
Let us thank the Lord.
374
00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:34,292
- Why are no birds showing up?
- Quiet.
375
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:43,167
They don't answer. They don't answer.
376
00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:53,126
They don't answer.
Damn them!
377
00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:15,209
Science! Science, my foot!
378
00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:18,917
Faith is what we need for you,
not science.
379
00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:23,084
I didn't have enough faith.
380
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,542
Dear Lord,
381
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:29,126
I did not have enough faith.
382
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:37,167
Can I play hopscotch for a bit?
383
00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:41,959
Why are you looking at me like that?
Just a little.
384
00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:44,334
It's been two years since I played.
385
00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:48,626
Go, go, my son, go.
386
00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:51,042
Play, play.
387
00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:52,834
What can I say?
388
00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:56,834
It's a disaster here.
I have to start all over again.
389
00:41:56,959 --> 00:42:00,209
Oh, well. Never mind.
390
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,167
I've found it!
391
00:42:37,334 --> 00:42:39,417
I've found it! I've found it!
392
00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:42,209
By Easter, it'll all be done.
393
00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:45,834
Sparrows don't communicate
by chirping.
394
00:42:45,959 --> 00:42:48,542
What a fool I was! What a fool!
395
00:43:08,126 --> 00:43:11,876
O Lord, let's hope this time it works.
396
00:43:12,917 --> 00:43:16,376
So, how did the sparrows
talk to one another?
397
00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:19,459
What language had
Brother Ciccillo learnt
398
00:43:19,584 --> 00:43:21,626
in his long meditations?
399
00:43:21,751 --> 00:43:26,084
Simple, sparrows communicated
by hopping.
400
00:43:36,167 --> 00:43:38,001
Sparrows, come, listen...
401
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,084
Come, listen...
402
00:43:40,209 --> 00:43:41,959
What do you want?
403
00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:44,917
We bring you
the good news of the Lord.
404
00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:47,376
Oh, at last! We've been waiting
along time for it!
405
00:43:47,501 --> 00:43:50,667
Isn't that something? Really!
You were waiting for it?
406
00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:52,792
Especially in winter,
407
00:43:52,917 --> 00:43:56,292
when there isn't a crumb of food
in the whole country!
408
00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:59,876
What? What kind of good news
were you expecting?
409
00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:04,167
The news telling of heaps
of millet and wheat.
410
00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:09,042
Oh! Oh! What a job it is,
bringing you the good news!
411
00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:13,001
Well? What does this good news
want from us?
412
00:44:13,126 --> 00:44:14,584
Fasting!
413
00:44:14,709 --> 00:44:17,042
What? What did you say?
414
00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,876
Fasting,
but not to starve you to death.
415
00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:25,459
Sacrifice, in other words.
O Lord, love!
416
00:44:25,584 --> 00:44:27,542
Love...
417
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,667
Love!
418
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,876
LOVE!
419
00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:40,792
Almighty Lord,
how glad I am that there's a sun.
420
00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:43,459
And how glad I am
that there's water!
421
00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:47,001
So somebody who's dirty
can wash his face.
422
00:44:48,126 --> 00:44:51,084
You're happy, Brother Ciccillo, eh?
423
00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:56,167
Praised be the Lord for this donkey,
424
00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,126
for all these sheep,
425
00:44:59,667 --> 00:45:01,709
and for the shepherd.
426
00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:08,792
Praise him for this blessed world
427
00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:13,001
where everybody can get along,
even those who can't.
428
00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:20,376
Blessed be the fresh grass,
the nettles, the chicory,
429
00:45:20,501 --> 00:45:23,584
and him who eats it.
God preserve him!
430
00:45:27,584 --> 00:45:30,959
Woe to them who die in mortal sin,
431
00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:33,751
whose funerals are grey and grim.
432
00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:43,126
Praise the Lord
for the happiness in our hearts
433
00:45:43,251 --> 00:45:47,376
and because what you give us
is jam and tarts.
434
00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:12,917
Why? Why?
435
00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:23,209
St Francis,
the hawks have been converted.
436
00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:27,042
The hawks, as hawks can,
worship the Lord.
437
00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:31,959
And then, Brother Francis,
we converted the sparrows.
438
00:46:32,084 --> 00:46:37,001
And the sparrows, too, as sparrows,
also in agreement,
439
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:40,126
worship the Lord.
440
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:45,667
But between the two bunches,
they fight and kill each other.
441
00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:50,501
But what can I do,
if the class of the hawks
442
00:46:50,626 --> 00:46:52,209
and of the sparrows
443
00:46:52,334 --> 00:46:54,667
can't get along with each other?
444
00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:58,376
You can do everything
with the Lord's help.
445
00:46:58,501 --> 00:47:01,126
- What is that supposed to mean?
- What is that supposed to mean?
446
00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:04,542
That means you must go
and teach them
447
00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,251
what they haven't understood
and you should've taught them.
448
00:47:08,376 --> 00:47:10,251
- What?
- What?
449
00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:13,917
This world must be changed.
450
00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:16,251
That's what you haven't understood.
451
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:19,792
A man with blue eyes will come
452
00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:24,042
and he will say,
"We know that justice is progressive.
453
00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:27,376
"We know that
as society gradually progresses,
454
00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:31,292
"the awareness
of its imperfect composition arises
455
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:35,126
"and its strident, imploring
inequalities emerge,
456
00:47:35,251 --> 00:47:37,584
"those that afflict mankind."
457
00:47:37,709 --> 00:47:42,167
Isn't this awareness
of the inequality between classes
458
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:47,417
and between nations,
the most serious threat to peace?
459
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:50,251
Go and begin again.
460
00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:52,167
In praise of the Lord.
461
00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:55,584
Let's go and begin again.
Come on.
462
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:01,542
Come on,
don't be disheartened.
463
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:03,542
Don't be disheartened.
464
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:08,959
Cheer up, let's go! Be happy!
465
00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:44,626
For anyone in doubt,
we would like to point out
466
00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:47,376
that the raven is
a "left-wing intellectual"
467
00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:50,292
of the era preceding
Palmiro Togliatti's death...
468
00:48:55,501 --> 00:48:57,167
If you'll excuse me.
469
00:49:00,501 --> 00:49:02,167
NO DUMPING
470
00:49:11,917 --> 00:49:13,751
Now what do I do?
471
00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:19,042
Charge!
472
00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:22,126
PRIVATE PROPERTY
473
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:08,042
Ninetto, tell me. What's the name
of the guy who went to the moon?
474
00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:11,167
- Gagarin?
- How should I know?
475
00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:17,167
Look, the moon's so far away,
it's like a dream.
476
00:50:17,292 --> 00:50:20,209
Still they'll arrive up there.
477
00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:23,792
Can you see it?
It seems something only I can see.
478
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:28,542
- I see it, too.
- I know, I know.
479
00:51:07,126 --> 00:51:10,167
Filthy delinquents!
All of you come here!
480
00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:14,667
One day I'll shoot you!
What is this, the public toilet?
481
00:51:14,792 --> 00:51:17,376
I can't stay here all day long
482
00:51:17,501 --> 00:51:21,292
for this filth of yours!
I have young daughters.
483
00:51:21,417 --> 00:51:23,417
Bring them here to us!
484
00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:28,834
Look, we have laws here, you pigs!
I'll call the cops!
485
00:51:28,959 --> 00:51:32,126
Hey, it's fertiliser,
you ought to pay us for it.
486
00:51:32,251 --> 00:51:34,917
You can take this fertiliser
home with you!
487
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:39,001
Say, Pop, are you joking,
or do you mean it?
488
00:51:39,126 --> 00:51:42,209
I'm not joking!
Take your muck with you!
489
00:51:42,334 --> 00:51:45,459
- Or else?
- Or else I'll fill you full of lead.
490
00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:48,459
Get my gun! We'll kill you!
491
00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:52,501
You want to joke, fine.
But now I'm fed up!
492
00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:12,667
Severa, my gun!
493
00:52:12,792 --> 00:52:14,292
Shoot!
494
00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:46,751
For a patch of land, a war began.
495
00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:49,959
Now you run off. Scared, eh?
496
00:53:04,876 --> 00:53:06,084
Mammal
497
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,417
Papa, run!
498
00:53:20,126 --> 00:53:24,251
You should have done what Gandhi did,
take out a handkerchief,
499
00:53:24,376 --> 00:53:28,417
wrap it around your shit
and carry it away,
500
00:53:28,542 --> 00:53:33,376
so you'd leave that landowner
looking like a fool on his land.
501
00:53:49,167 --> 00:53:54,376
It's time to put an end to wars.
We have to fight for peace.
502
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,917
Nobody here?
503
00:54:09,042 --> 00:54:10,626
All dead?
504
00:54:10,751 --> 00:54:12,001
Wake up!
505
00:54:17,501 --> 00:54:21,667
Damnation, where are you,
you deadbeats?
506
00:54:26,251 --> 00:54:30,084
What are you doing up there?
Can't you answer?
507
00:54:32,126 --> 00:54:33,792
Quiet! Hush!
508
00:54:42,709 --> 00:54:45,501
Lower your voice. Hello.
509
00:54:45,626 --> 00:54:49,542
- Quiet! You'll wake the kids.
- They're still sleeping?
510
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:50,959
Come in.
511
00:55:07,292 --> 00:55:09,792
Mammal
512
00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:15,167
It's still night, go to sleep.
513
00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:18,126
There's nothing to discuss.
Give me the money.
514
00:55:18,251 --> 00:55:22,376
Or I go to the lawyer,
and it's out of my hands.
515
00:55:22,501 --> 00:55:24,251
Right, Papa!
516
00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:27,209
Signor Marcello,
you see our condition.
517
00:55:27,334 --> 00:55:29,459
We don't have a thing.
518
00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:34,709
You've got to be patient.
We gave you the pig last time.
519
00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:40,209
Time before that, you took
the mattresses and the little rug.
520
00:55:40,334 --> 00:55:43,792
This time what can we give you?
There's nothing left.
521
00:55:56,876 --> 00:55:58,667
You eat birds' nests?
522
00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:01,876
The Chinese! The Chinese!
523
00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:11,001
Sleep, it's still night. Sleep.
524
00:56:11,126 --> 00:56:12,584
It's a shack.
525
00:56:12,709 --> 00:56:17,792
Still, with the land,
we'll recover our money.
526
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,792
No, not the house!
527
00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:31,209
For God's sake, not the house! No!
528
00:56:31,334 --> 00:56:33,834
Yes, the house. Yes.
529
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,584
Good for you, Papa!
530
00:56:41,209 --> 00:56:44,292
Sleep, it's still night. Sleep.
531
00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:51,209
For four days, I've kept them in bed
with no food,
532
00:56:51,334 --> 00:56:54,626
and I keep telling them it's night.
533
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:59,709
If they get up, they want to eat.
And what can I give them, sir?
534
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,751
Madam, I don't know what to say to you.
535
00:57:02,876 --> 00:57:04,917
There's nothing I can do about it.
536
00:57:05,042 --> 00:57:07,792
Pray to the Madonna, don't pray to me.
537
00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:11,251
"Business is business." Is that clear?
538
00:57:11,376 --> 00:57:13,126
Ninetto, let's go.
539
00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:17,917
After you.
540
00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:21,626
You want to say something?
541
00:57:21,751 --> 00:57:26,292
If you have something to say,
say it to my face.
542
00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:30,959
- In any case, I'm right.
- I won't say you acted wrong.
543
00:57:31,084 --> 00:57:35,667
All I say is, take care
a bigger fish doesn't devour you.
544
00:57:53,751 --> 00:57:55,709
The nest is served.
545
00:58:44,376 --> 00:58:46,292
- Good day.
- Good day.
546
00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:52,292
Sir, excuse me, if you could
help me a bit to push this Cadillac
547
00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:54,292
that won't run.
548
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:57,042
You'll say there are four of us,
able-bodied.
549
00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:59,292
But no, no!
550
00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:04,167
This one here has,
forgive the expression, haemorrhoids.
551
00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,167
This other, you can see for yourself.
552
00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:10,709
For the lady,
no explanations are needed.
553
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:14,792
As for the third,
the young gentleman,
554
00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:17,167
this morning he had a manicure.
555
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:21,876
- He doesn't want to soil his hands.
- If it won't take too long.
556
00:59:22,001 --> 00:59:25,251
TRAVELLING SHOWS
557
00:59:27,501 --> 00:59:29,584
One, two, three. Go, Ninetto.
558
00:59:29,709 --> 00:59:32,292
- You go, too, Papa.
- Rude boy!
559
01:00:20,001 --> 01:00:23,292
To get it started,
we need the hand of the Lord.
560
01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:26,751
Anyway, I thank you
for your collaboration.
561
01:00:26,876 --> 01:00:30,667
Let me introduce myself,
Pasquale Prettyboy.
562
01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:33,209
- Ciro Favourite.
- N.O. Convictions.
563
01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:35,667
Urganda the Unknown.
564
01:00:35,792 --> 01:00:38,001
Annibale the Vegetarian.
565
01:00:38,126 --> 01:00:43,584
And my little ones.
Pittance, known as "Pit".
566
01:00:43,709 --> 01:00:46,542
And Pepsodent, known as "Pep".
567
01:00:46,667 --> 01:00:51,542
- Do you have calluses?
- Don't say the word, blessed black man.
568
01:00:51,667 --> 01:00:56,167
Like those who walk barefoot
on hot coals
569
01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,126
to burn the spirits of death,
570
01:00:59,251 --> 01:01:02,667
those men in your country.
Well, I'm worse off.
571
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:05,209
I have a miraculous remedy.
572
01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:10,959
Pay no attention to him,
that stray uses it only for himself.
573
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,126
He's mad about that cream,
574
01:01:13,251 --> 01:01:17,042
and he only sells it
to those who can afford it.
575
01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:21,417
Within my possibilities,
if it doesn't represent a sacrifice.
576
01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:23,292
Five thousand.
577
01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:26,167
They settled on a thousand.
578
01:01:26,292 --> 01:01:29,667
People! People! People!
579
01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:33,751
Look at all the people!
580
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:03,709
HOW ROME
RUINED THE WORLD
581
01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:30,876
We're in the year 2000,
and they still do these things.
582
01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:19,667
What's going on?
583
01:03:23,876 --> 01:03:27,167
Hurry, she's about to give birth.
584
01:03:27,292 --> 01:03:30,542
At your age,
you don't look at these things.
585
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:35,042
Hot water! Hot water!
586
01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:38,334
- What for?
- I know what for, I've had 18.
587
01:03:39,584 --> 01:03:40,959
Hot water!
588
01:03:44,501 --> 01:03:46,417
Hot water, guys!
589
01:04:48,376 --> 01:04:52,959
- Another mouth to feed. Hail, Mary!
- It's a girl. Hail, Jesus!
590
01:04:55,417 --> 01:04:57,417
Give the mamma a big hand!
591
01:05:04,751 --> 01:05:06,084
Encore!
592
01:05:19,376 --> 01:05:24,876
Leave her outside the next church.
593
01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:30,876
- What should we call her?
- Nobody wanted her or expected her.
594
01:05:31,001 --> 01:05:34,542
She decided to come?
Well, let her be "Welcome".
595
01:05:34,667 --> 01:05:37,376
Yes, Welcome! Welcome!
596
01:06:26,126 --> 01:06:30,667
- What do you have to laugh about?
- You know what's in the box? Read.
597
01:06:30,792 --> 01:06:33,751
I haven't read anything for 40 years.
598
01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:39,376
What does it say?
599
01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:42,501
What does it say on the box?
600
01:06:43,334 --> 01:06:45,542
- I can't figure it out.
- Read.
601
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,751
I can't understand it.
602
01:06:47,876 --> 01:06:50,417
Contraceptive cream.
603
01:06:51,334 --> 01:06:53,626
And you bought it for calluses.
604
01:06:53,751 --> 01:06:56,834
Out-of-date contraceptive cream,
those poor things.
605
01:06:56,959 --> 01:07:01,334
Poor things?
You laugh at others' misfortunes?
606
01:07:03,709 --> 01:07:08,292
What's this contraspective, eh?
607
01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:11,584
Don't you know?
How many children do you have?
608
01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:13,626
Eighteen, why?
609
01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:17,792
If you'd used this medicine,
you wouldn't have had them.
610
01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:21,084
Listen.
Why shouldn't I have had them?
611
01:07:21,209 --> 01:07:25,542
Half of the humans
in our advanced civilisation
612
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:29,167
are in a state of ignoble
and intolerable suffering.
613
01:07:30,084 --> 01:07:35,376
They are suffering hunger, literally.
It's only going to get worse.
614
01:07:35,501 --> 01:07:39,876
The more children you have,
the more hunger there is. Right?
615
01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:44,251
Use your wives more judiciously,
damn it!
616
01:07:46,709 --> 01:07:50,084
Carmela, Carmelina!
617
01:07:50,209 --> 01:07:53,292
One of you is not enough,
I need three!
618
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:56,959
Carmela, Carmelina!
619
01:07:57,084 --> 01:08:03,834
I'll satisfy all three of you!
Carmela, Carmelina!
620
01:08:03,959 --> 01:08:07,167
I'm not doing it on purpose,
You should know that
621
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:10,459
Carmela, Carmelina!
622
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:13,959
I'm stubborn, stubborn, stubborn,
Really stubborn
623
01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:22,501
It is the sunset of the great hopes.
624
01:08:23,584 --> 01:08:26,751
Those poor swindlers
are the first to be obscured
625
01:08:26,876 --> 01:08:29,459
in the company
of Rossellini and Brecht.
626
01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:34,167
Whereas the workers
in this sunset advance.
627
01:08:34,292 --> 01:08:37,584
Ideologies are out of fashion.
628
01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:40,459
Here's one who goes on talking,
629
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:46,209
no-one knows what about,
to men going no-one knows where.
630
01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:48,542
CONFERENCE
OF DENTISTS FOR DANTE
631
01:09:08,792 --> 01:09:13,626
Professor Ottovolante,
women believe he is extraordinary,
632
01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:19,376
but actually he's derived all
his material from a miscellany
633
01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:22,792
of Dante studies
by the English professor Fred Efamen,
634
01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,292
published in Oxford in 1933.
635
01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:29,167
This Fred Efamen is also
the author of that novel...
636
01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:33,042
Bloodstained Drawers
at Scotland Yard,
637
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:37,501
which was the source
of all the James Bonds.
638
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,417
Come in, come in.
What can I do for you?
639
01:09:47,501 --> 01:09:52,167
- We'd like to speak with the Engineer.
- Come in, please.
640
01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:41,709
My God, lions!
641
01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:51,376
Be good now. Be polite.
642
01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:53,917
If he bites me, he'll eat me up.
643
01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:57,792
You don't understand,
it's the custom among the gentry.
644
01:10:57,917 --> 01:11:00,376
You think that's strange?
645
01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,834
I don't know this gentry.
646
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,667
If your father has one,
then so do you.
647
01:11:14,959 --> 01:11:18,459
Good day, Engineer,
excuse me for not getting up.
648
01:11:18,584 --> 01:11:21,042
I presume you're here
to do your duty.
649
01:11:21,167 --> 01:11:26,417
Today's the 25th.
The final deadline, if I'm not mistaken.
650
01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:29,667
Yes, of course,
that's what I wanted to do.
651
01:11:30,417 --> 01:11:31,792
Let me explain.
652
01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:38,542
The big snowfall froze four acres
of collard greens
653
01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,126
and I didn't make a cent.
654
01:11:42,126 --> 01:11:44,917
Then this wretch here...
655
01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:50,334
...went to Mass every Sunday
with the tractor.
656
01:11:51,292 --> 01:11:54,667
But since he's not so good
at driving it,
657
01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:59,876
one Sunday, can you believe,
he smashed it to bits?
658
01:12:00,001 --> 01:12:02,084
I had to pay for it.
659
01:12:02,959 --> 01:12:04,751
More expense!
660
01:12:04,876 --> 01:12:07,876
And besides, I have 18 children.
661
01:12:08,001 --> 01:12:13,417
The one who could help,
this lunatic,
662
01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:17,292
he had a vocation
and became a Capuchin monk.
663
01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:23,917
Engineer, this animal...?
664
01:12:24,709 --> 01:12:29,292
I'm simply a businessman
and I do business.
665
01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:33,042
Give me the money
or you'll end up in jail.
666
01:12:40,792 --> 01:12:45,667
And you, you and your mother,
won't believe that I've got troubles!
667
01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:53,042
Excuse me, the bouquet of roses
for your lovely wife, sir,
668
01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,792
I forgot it.
669
01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:57,167
I'll bring it another time.
670
01:12:57,292 --> 01:12:58,917
My respects, sir.
671
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:01,251
Idiot!
672
01:13:26,209 --> 01:13:31,376
They're always the same.
Nothing will change them.
673
01:13:31,501 --> 01:13:33,126
Papa!
674
01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:39,126
Where are you running to?
675
01:13:39,251 --> 01:13:43,001
Where are you going, damn it?
Where?
676
01:13:43,126 --> 01:13:44,542
Run!
677
01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,709
Coming!
678
01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:54,667
Come on, run!
679
01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:56,334
Wait!
680
01:13:56,959 --> 01:13:58,792
Come on, run!
681
01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:00,417
I'm coming!
682
01:14:01,251 --> 01:14:05,584
- Hurry! It's leaving!
- Here I am!
683
01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:19,417
Never mind.
684
01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:22,917
We'll take the next one.
685
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,084
Let's sit on the mound.
686
01:14:32,542 --> 01:14:35,209
He's a good soul, that raven.
687
01:14:35,334 --> 01:14:39,834
He's right to criticise those clowns.
688
01:14:39,959 --> 01:14:44,209
I like the bearded guy who went...
689
01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:46,542
He looked part raven.
690
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:55,084
Papa, when I'm at the factory,
691
01:14:55,209 --> 01:14:59,917
the first strike and I'll go
to the Engineer and I'll kill his dogs.
692
01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:02,042
You'll come, too, eh?
693
01:15:02,167 --> 01:15:04,917
I certainly will. I'll go there and...
694
01:15:37,542 --> 01:15:39,751
Ninetto, let's go.
695
01:18:09,292 --> 01:18:12,376
I won't ask you
where you're going anymore.
696
01:18:13,334 --> 01:18:15,376
We'll reach the end,
697
01:18:15,501 --> 01:18:19,542
and I, who know so many things,
will never know that.
698
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:25,834
The road begins
and the journey is already over.
699
01:19:01,376 --> 01:19:05,376
- What are you doing?
- Looking at the swallows.
700
01:19:05,501 --> 01:19:08,751
- What's your name?
- Luna.
701
01:19:18,001 --> 01:19:20,292
One hundred metres farther on...
702
01:19:24,334 --> 01:19:27,459
Help!
My stomach! What can it be?
703
01:19:27,584 --> 01:19:31,292
My God! It can't be.
704
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:34,917
Again? My stomach hurts.
705
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:38,001
I hear it going "glug, glug" inside.
706
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:42,251
I can't hold out. I'll be right back.
707
01:20:17,792 --> 01:20:19,126
Hey, black hair!
708
01:20:28,126 --> 01:20:29,709
Come here. Here.
709
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,584
Luna, the things you make me do!
710
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,709
Let's go down there.
There's a nice spot.
711
01:20:48,334 --> 01:20:52,334
They've mown the hay. It smells
like perfume, you wouldn't believe.
712
01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:58,459
What did you eat?
713
01:20:58,584 --> 01:21:01,292
To tell the truth, we haven't dined yet.
714
01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:06,709
I ate at my sister's,
a slice of meat with spinach.
715
01:21:08,542 --> 01:21:11,667
What did I tell you? You smell it?
716
01:21:51,876 --> 01:21:54,126
Now I feel better! Let's go!
717
01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:59,834
My guts are all twisted.
No kidding.
718
01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:05,584
What did we eat today?
I can't wait. I'll be right back!
719
01:22:06,417 --> 01:22:08,376
Where are you going?
Idiot, come here!
720
01:22:20,376 --> 01:22:21,584
Luna!
721
01:22:23,959 --> 01:22:25,459
Luna!
722
01:22:25,584 --> 01:22:28,001
Are you deaf?
723
01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:30,751
Luna, I'm his son.
724
01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,251
So I imagined.
725
01:22:40,917 --> 01:22:43,251
You have the face of an altar boy.
726
01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:46,376
You've got great tits!
727
01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:49,167
You're not like, "Come out, Maria,
the night air's cool."
728
01:22:49,292 --> 01:22:50,834
Who's that?
729
01:22:50,959 --> 01:22:54,584
A person,
my friends and I go with her.
730
01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:56,584
She's 100 years old.
731
01:22:56,709 --> 01:22:59,042
A stomach like this.
732
01:22:59,167 --> 01:23:02,167
One leg's thin, one's fat.
733
01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:04,209
She doesn't have any nose.
734
01:23:04,334 --> 01:23:07,167
Eyes she has, a mouth, but no nose.
Who knows?
735
01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:12,084
I make you laugh?
736
01:23:14,376 --> 01:23:16,834
I like people like you.
737
01:23:16,959 --> 01:23:20,001
Your father made me laugh, too.
738
01:23:29,917 --> 01:23:31,709
Everything all right, sir?
739
01:23:35,417 --> 01:23:39,209
"Professors are to be eaten
with hot sauce,"
740
01:23:39,334 --> 01:23:44,167
as Giorgio Pasquali said,
"But whoever eats them and digests them
741
01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:47,084
"becomes a professor himself."
742
01:23:57,584 --> 01:23:59,917
I feel better! Let's go, come on!
743
01:24:00,042 --> 01:24:04,959
And don't eat any more of that stuff,
it's bad for you!
744
01:24:12,876 --> 01:24:16,376
So many problems,
speaking of whores.
745
01:24:16,917 --> 01:24:20,292
And the raven began again
to go on and on...
746
01:24:20,417 --> 01:24:25,292
God. Fatherland. Family.
Once I would have railed.
747
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:30,334
Today it's no use.
Or perhaps I'm finished.
748
01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:33,001
My hour has passed.
749
01:24:33,126 --> 01:24:35,542
My words fall into the void.
750
01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:37,792
Nevertheless, Signor Totó,
751
01:24:37,917 --> 01:24:41,167
I do not weep
for the end of what I believe in.
752
01:24:41,292 --> 01:24:43,417
Someone else will come.
753
01:24:43,542 --> 01:24:47,376
He will pick up my banner
and carry it forward.
754
01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:50,126
I weep only for myself.
755
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:53,959
It's only human in one who feels
of no further account.
756
01:25:12,417 --> 01:25:14,584
Nino, Nino.
757
01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:36,917
What? What?
758
01:25:53,292 --> 01:25:54,876
Will you excuse me?
759
01:25:55,001 --> 01:25:58,126
I must say a word
to this idiot here. Come.
760
01:26:04,126 --> 01:26:05,959
- I'm going to eat him.
- What?
761
01:26:06,084 --> 01:26:07,959
- We're going to eat him.
- What?
762
01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:11,959
If we don't eat him, someone else will.
Anyway what's he living for?
763
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:13,584
He even seems
a little bit crazy to me.
764
01:26:13,709 --> 01:26:18,417
Yes, that'll teach him
to meddle in others' business.
765
01:26:18,542 --> 01:26:20,042
How'll we eat him?
766
01:26:20,167 --> 01:26:23,376
Like Romans of old,
who ate the figs, not the bowl.
767
01:26:38,834 --> 01:26:41,667
Damn it all.
768
01:27:23,667 --> 01:27:26,292
Dear friends,
769
01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:31,209
as always
770
01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:35,084
it finishes like this, begins like this,
concludes like this,
771
01:27:35,209 --> 01:27:37,251
continues like this,
772
01:27:37,376 --> 01:27:39,709
our story
773
01:27:39,834 --> 01:27:43,542
of hawks and sparrows
54645
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