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Well, looks like Ms. Hirsch's
drug rash has almost resolved.
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Uh, she's reacting normally
to the new antibiotics.
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You know who's not
reacting normally? Jenny.
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She's clearly
still into me.
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Uh, that Jenny?
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I thought she was the one
that called it off.
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Yeah, but you can't
just call off chemistry.
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We still got it.
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Check this out.
Be cool.
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Morning, everybody!
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You feel that?
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It's palpable.
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Do I not know
what "palpable" means?
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Buddy, it's over.
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On your onlydate,
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you abandoned the woman
at a restaurant.
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That is not
what happened.
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No, th-that's exactly
what happened.
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The fat lady has sung, and the
song was called "It's Over."
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[Caleb chuckles]
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Well, I, for one,
am glad it's over.
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Keeping secrets
makes me nervous.
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Yeah, and you should
at least be happy
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that Carol never found out.
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Hey, guys.
What are you talking about?
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What?Uh, nothing. Sports.
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Oh, sports.
What about sports?
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Just a lot of heteronormative
stuff about it. Bye.
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That was a little weird.
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Caleb's a little weird. You're
just questioning this now?
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Come on, Carol!
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Geez. We finally have
a night off tonight.
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You'd think
people would be happier.
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Well, you know, Mercury's in
retrograde, the winter blahs,
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we work in a place
where people die.
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Oh, Lexie.
There's a friendly face.
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What are you doing
with your night off?Nothing.
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Geez.Uh, sorry. Tough case.
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Oh, is it anything
I can help you with?
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Hands off, Carol!Oh.
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Okay, Dennis,
something's up.
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Do you know
what's going on?
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Oh, um, well... Carol,
I can't do this right now.
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I need to go to work.
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You work right there!
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You don't know my life!
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Is no one
in a good mood?I'm in a good mood.
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Everyone's in a terrible mood.
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♪
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[beep]
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Okay, deep breath.[breathes deeply]
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I'll tell you, Eddie,
I don't know what's going on.
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With my liver?
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No, I know what's going
on with your liver.
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It's bad, and you
need a new one.
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You know I can't understand
all your technical,
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medical jargon, Carol.[laughs]: Yeah.
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Now, the good news is
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you're moving up
on the transplant list.
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Yeah? I guess you guys
are all stuck with me
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till my new parts come in.Aw.
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Hey, Eddie,
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you spend a lot of
time with everybody.
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Have you noticed
people around here
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being especially
grumpy lately?
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No, but when one of
your organs doesn't work,
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people try to be
positive around you.
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Yeah.
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It's one of the perks. Ooh.
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That and compression socks.
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Feels like my calves
are getting a nice hug.Oh.
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Yeah, it just seems like the
interns are all out of sync.
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You know, we became
really close this year,
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and then now, we're just,
like, drifting apart.
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And of course, it's my job to
bring everybody back together.
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Because you're the elder?
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No. I mean, obviously,
I'm the core of the group.
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See, in the fruit bouquet
of our friendship,
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Lexie and Daniel are
the cantaloupe and honeydew,
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Dennis is the hard pineapple...
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...Caleb is that weird fruit
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you're not sure
if you should eat it or not...
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...and I am the Styrofoam
that holds us all in place.
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I like kiwi.
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You're missing
the point, Eddie.
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Maybe you're all
just overworked.
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You're always
in the hospital.
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I mean, if I leave here,
I'll die.
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What's your excuse?
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Yeah. You know
what, Eddie?
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You're exactly right.
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We all have tonight off.
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Maybe we should
go out together.
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Well, Lexie can't because she
has her stand-up show tonight.
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What? Since when is
Lexie doing stand-up?
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Shoot. I wasn't supposed
to tell anybody that.
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I am the worst
at keeping secrets.
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But people love
to tell me stuff.
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I just have
one of those faces.
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Huh. That would explain why
she was a sourpuss this morning.
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She's nervous.
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Oh, she's terrified. This is
her first open mic night.
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Oh, this is perfect.
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I'm gonna get everyone
to go and watch her.
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We will bond as a group
while supporting our friend.
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Man, I'm a good core.
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Styrofoam!
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The silver lining of
falling out of a treehouse
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is that my son
uploaded it to YouTube.
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The comments are mean,
but I like the attention.
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Well, you fractured
your tibia
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and fibula,
so you're gonna be in a cast
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for six to eight weeks.
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That long?
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I got three little boys.
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Plus, I'm a crossing guard
at a middle school.
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I can't go to work on crutches.
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Those kids will eat me alive.
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Oh, don't worry. We've submitted
your claim to insurance,
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so soon,
you'll be swinging babies
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in a brand-new wheelchair.
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Dr. Sommers.
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A word?
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Dr. Sommers, Deidre isn't
getting a wheelchair.
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Her insurance
rejected the claim.
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They approved her
for crutches.
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Crutches? With three kids and
working as a crossing guard?
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I mean, we might as well
break her other leg now,
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'cause it's gonna happen.
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This is what
insurance companies do.
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They approve the option
that's cheapest
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rather than the option
that's best for the patient.
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I've battled the
insurance companies many times.
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You never get what you want.
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I find that people
respond to kindness.
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Yeah, so maybe all
I need to do is
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put a little bit
of sugar on it.
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Oh, I see.
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The insurance companies
would approve everything
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if I was friendlier.
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Well, watch out,
insurance companies.
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Here comes Dr. Sommers
and his sugar.
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Yeah. You're learning, and
that's what's important.
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[sings quietly]
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Lexie's doing stand-up?
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Yes. And, you know, we've been
kind of a mess lately,
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so I'm putting together
a secret group bonding trip
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to go support her.
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Pass.[scoffs]
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Dennis, it won't be
the same without you.
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You are the core
of this group.
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That is true, huh?
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I'm in.
Yes.
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And we could use
the hang time.
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Stand-up makes me
uncomfortable.
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Daniel, it won't be
the same without you.
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You're the core
of this group.
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That is true.
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I'm in.
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And you know, you are
the core of this group.
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No, I'm not.I know, but you
should come anyway.
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Okay, I'm in.
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I'm on the phone with
Tanya from insurance,
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and she's delightful.
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You might think
your sugar is working,
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but I'm gonna tell you
exactly what's gonna happen.
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You'll be bounced around
from rep to rep
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and then placed on a brief hold
that will never, ever end.
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No, that's not gonna happen.
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We're vibing, and I'm
gonna get that wheelchair.
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Observe.
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All right, Tan Tan, let's get
to the next steps, shall we?
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How do we get our girl Deidre
into a shiny new wheelchair?
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TANYA:
Oh, that's gonna be easy as pie.
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I'm guessing she needs
to talk to a supervisor.
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I do need to talk
to a supervisor.
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Probably to go over
logistics.
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Just to go over some logistics.
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And in order to do that...
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Wait for it.
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...I will need to put you
on a brief hold.
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Oh, no, no. Maybe we could just
keep me on that... [groans]
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[smooth jazz music playing]
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Whatever. I could listen
to smooth jazz forever.
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[laughs]
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Then you're in luck
because you will.
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[lively chatter]
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[whoops] Isn't this fun,
hanging out as a group?
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I think the last time
I was in a comedy club,
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I was dating your dad.
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Mm, looks like
the joke's on me.
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Hey, you think I
should go up there?
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No, Mom.
Let's sit down.Okay.
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Hey, I didn't know
you invited Dr. Frost.
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I didn't.
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Well, either someone brought in
a Brooks Brothers mannequin,
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or it's him.
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Dr. Frost?
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Oh, Dr. Kenney.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I enjoy
amateur comedy.
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Reminds me that laughter
is the best medicine.
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Yeah.Except for morphine.
204
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You can't beat
morphine. [laughs]
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Just give up, man.
You've been on hold for hours.
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No, it's for
a good cause.
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Plus, I think the phone
is fused to my face.
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Oh, you're here.
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Yeah, I'm the core of the group.
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Hey, I thought you said
Iwas the core of the group.
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It doesn't matter if the core
is you or Daniel or clearly me.
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[stammers]
Tonight is about
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coming together and
supporting Lexie.
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Look, anyway,
show's starting.[music begins, cheering]
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Dr. Frost,
why don't you join us?
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Oh, thank you. I love to laugh,
but laughing with others?
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Now, that's a real
gift. [chuckles]
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What's up, party people?[whoops]
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Ha-ha! She's good.
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Let me remind you,
it's a two-drink minimum
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to see the show and
a six-drink minimum to enjoy it.
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[laughter]
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Dude, turn off
your phone.
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I can't. I got to go,
but remember all the jokes.
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The thing I love most about
comedy is hearing it secondhand.
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Get ready for some funny.
227
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Please give a warm welcome
to Lexie Gilani!
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[cheering]
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FROST:
Hang on.
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I think that's
Dr. Gilani.
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Hey, everyone.
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[chuckles]:
Ooh. Bright.
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Uh, I've actually
never done this before,
234
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but, uh, I realized
I needed an outlet
235
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when I got so stressed at work,
I stole a therapy dog.
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[laughter]
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Now that dog's in therapy.
238
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Which is probably a good thing,
'cause his mom's a total bitch.
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[laughter]
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See, I'm a doctor, and I work
with a bunch of lunatics.
241
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Oh, she's gonna roast us.
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The head guy,
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Dr. Frost--
he's old and brittle.
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Every time he talks,
I keep thinking about
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how easy it would be
to kidnap him.
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[laughs]:
Yeah, it would be.
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[laughter]
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Although, when I'm talking,
she should really be listening.
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Yeah.
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And then there's Nurse Dennis
at the front desk.
251
00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,687
Uh, he's like if Eeyore was
a six-foot-five black dude.
252
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,820
[laughs] Spot-on.
253
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,910
Eeyore's the sexy one, right?
254
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,478
And then there's
this old lady doctor Carol.
255
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,828
I guess I didn't
need to say she was old.
256
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,744
No one's named their kid "Carol"
since the Great Depression.
257
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,966
Ah, then there's always
the cocky, hot doctor.
258
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,708
He thinks
he's God's gift to women.
259
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,188
Guilty as charged.
260
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,016
But if that's the best
God can do,
261
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,627
he's not invited to my birthday.
262
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,890
[laughter]
263
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,544
Bring a receipt, God!
[laughs]
264
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,068
'Cause I'd return him.
265
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,810
[laughter]Uh, so there's
266
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,725
this pharma rep.
Uh, she's pretty hot.
267
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,727
I'd give her, like, a 8.5.
268
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:43,207
Like, out of eight?
269
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,035
Ooh, ya burnt.
270
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,038
And to add to the craziness,
271
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,998
Hottie Point Five and God's Gift
were dating.
272
00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,260
[laughs]
273
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,392
That's a good one.
Wait, what?
274
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,265
Jenny and Daniel?
275
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,489
Mom? Mom, are you good?
276
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,969
Are you ever
gonna talk again?
277
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,624
Jennifer, you know I don't like
to make a scene in public.
278
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:13,411
I can't believe you dated Daniel
and you never told me about it!
279
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,109
Mom, it wasn't
that big of a deal.
280
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,719
It was just one dinner.
281
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,069
And Daniel didn't even wait
for the food to come out.
282
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,202
[chuckles]:
That's not the whole story.
283
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,726
That is exactly
the whole story.
284
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,685
You knew, too?
285
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,296
Okay, well, I guess maybe
my only real friend here
286
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,601
is Dr. Frost.
287
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,561
Well, I must admit
I also knew.
288
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,695
I actually went on the date
with them.
289
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,696
What?!
290
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:37,871
Oh, it's not what you think.
291
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,133
It wasn't a double date.
292
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,223
It was just me and them.
293
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,965
Okay. Good night.
294
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,186
Oh, my God,
I have been such a fool.
295
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,232
I thought I was the one
bringing the group together.
296
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,973
Turns out the group has
been together,
297
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,496
keeping a secret from me.
298
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,627
How fun.
299
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,586
Carol, it wasn't
a secret.
300
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:01,677
It was something that I was told
specifically not to tell you.
301
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,636
Mom, don't blame them.
This is on me.
302
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,682
I just didn't know
how you'd react
303
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,728
if you knew that I
went out with Daniel.
304
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:11,078
This is how I would react.
305
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,557
Are you crazy?!
306
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,039
Daniel?!
There's so many reasons
307
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,215
why going out with him
is a bad idea.
308
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,304
He is my coworker.
He's your coworker.
309
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,264
Plus, he's vain
and insecure.
310
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,745
If I'm vain, then how
can I be insecure? [chuckles]
311
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:30,619
Oh, no.
Did you guys all just get here?
312
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,664
I just wandered in myself.
313
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,624
We saw your show, Lexie,
and we're not happy.
314
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:43,153
Lexie, you were better than that
girl who played the tambourine.
315
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,683
I'd have to say
my favorite joke of yours
316
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,381
was the one about
kidnapping Dr. Frost.
317
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,297
That or the one that made
my mom stop speaking to me.
318
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,559
I can't decide.
319
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,735
Again, I didn't
invite any of you.
320
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,737
If I'd known you
were gonna be there,
321
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,000
I would've played it safe
with my Muslim lesbian stuff.
322
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:05,959
Oh. Wait.
323
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,090
There's my mom.Mm.
324
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,483
She looks
less mad, right?
325
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:09,789
Totally. Carol!
326
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:10,877
Over here!Mom.
327
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,705
Hey, friend!
328
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,620
JAKE:
OMG.
329
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,797
It's happening.
Be cool.
330
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,624
JENNY:
Oh, God.
331
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,148
She's gonna do that thing
where she pretends
332
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,671
to be better friends
with someone else.
333
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,629
I know she's just trying
to make us feel bad,
334
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,023
but it ismaking
me feel bad!
335
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,459
Hi, Jake.
336
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:32,507
Hey, do you know anything
about Daniel and Jenny?
337
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,639
Oh, no. What happened?
Did their Crohn's flare up?
338
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,034
What? No.
339
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,863
Oh. I only guessed that
'cause my Crohn's flared up.
340
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,604
Oh.
341
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,781
Well, I guess we're
the last to know, hmm?
342
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,175
Know what?
343
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,741
[laughing]
344
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:52,092
[both laughing]
345
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,659
Wow, he's really
making her laugh.CAROL: Oh, my God.
346
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,880
Weird. I thought he'd just
talk about his Crohn's again.
347
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,055
[laughing loudly]
348
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,970
Yeah. I guess it is
kind of funny
349
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,972
that my digestive tract
makes such loud noises.
350
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,321
[Carol laughing loudly]
351
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,845
JAKE [laughing]:
Thank you, Carol.
352
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,369
You've given me a whole new
perspective on my illness.
353
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,892
Mm.Thank you.
354
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,894
[mellow instrumental music
playing over phone]
355
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,422
Wh-Why is your phone
in a plastic bag?
356
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,730
Well, I had to shower
with it.
357
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:22,992
You had to?
358
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,733
RECORDED VOICE:
Your call is important to us.
359
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:28,215
Oh, don't lie to me,
you heartless robot!
360
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,782
Come on, pick up,
you coward!
361
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,523
RECORDED VOICE:
We appreciate your patience.
362
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,221
You are the next caller
in the queue.
363
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,527
[panting]: Oh, my God.
I'm the next caller.
364
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,789
Oh, I'm almost there.
365
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,835
Ooh, I can taste
that wheelchair.
366
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,315
[phone beeps, music stops]
367
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,230
Uh... oh, my battery.
368
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,537
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't have my charger on me.
369
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,801
Do you have a charger
for a flip phone?
370
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,630
Do you have a needle
for my record player?
371
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,763
Come on, man,
I'm not that old.
372
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,417
No, you're not.
373
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,201
But you know who isold?
374
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,029
Old people.
375
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,380
[grunts]
376
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,166
Geriatrics, I need
your lost and found, stat!
377
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,865
Oh, yes.
378
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,954
Charger. I'm saved.
379
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,913
Everything's gonna be okay.
380
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,132
That's so good to hear.
381
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,571
So there's no sign of
bacteria in the cultures
382
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,531
from your paracentesis, and
your bilirubin has improved.
383
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:27,056
In other news, Eddie,
I'm a lone wolf now.
384
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,146
I ride solo,
just like you.
385
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,496
I'm actually very popular.
386
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,326
Is this about
Daniel and Jenny dating?
387
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,285
They told you,
too?! Okay...
388
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,895
Shoot. I did it again.
389
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,550
I got to get people
to stop telling me secrets.
390
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:45,074
Love hearing 'em.
Can't keep 'em in.
391
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,729
Okay, here I thought
I was the Styrofoam;
392
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,557
turns out I'm
the cellophane.
393
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,559
First thing
you throw away.
394
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,082
You throw away
the Styrofoam, too.
395
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:56,346
Yeah. Why do you hate
metaphors, Eddie?
396
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,481
You know, Carol, this might
just be the perspective
397
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,570
of a guy who lives
in a hospital,
398
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,833
but I think
you're overreacting.
399
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,400
[sighs]
I know. It...
400
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,490
it's just that this place
has become my whole life.
401
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,361
I-I always thought
that I was as important
402
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,407
to everyone else
as they are to me.
403
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,932
Knowing that I was the only one
on the outside of something--
404
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,803
it hurts.
405
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,676
Look, I-I told you,
I'm very popular.
406
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,417
Yes, I get that, Eddie.
407
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,419
So I know all
the hospital gossip--
408
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,421
who's dating, who's fighting,
409
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,466
who has a podcast
about Siamese cats.
410
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,859
Dennis.
411
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,905
Is that another secret?No.
412
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:34,906
He's real proud of it.
413
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,039
But I also hear the truth
414
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,041
about who people like
and who they don't,
415
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,174
and everyone
in this hospital loves you.
416
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,219
Really?
417
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,395
Do they call me the
core of the group?
418
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,397
I don't think anyone
calls anyone that.
419
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,790
Yeah.
420
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,705
But I do know you're
very important to them.
421
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,794
[sighs]
Thank you, Eddie.
422
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:55,014
This really makes
me feel better.
423
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,276
I'm glad.
424
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,930
Oh. Uh, not to ruin
this moment,
425
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,236
but Bad News Jake
loved your lunch.
426
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,890
He's gonna ask you to be
his plus-one
427
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,891
at his cousin's wedding.
428
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,632
[sighs]
429
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,243
I hope it's not a
destination wedding.
430
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,376
You know, he used to have
a crush on his cousin.
431
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,595
Dang it!
I did it again!
432
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:17,079
Oh! This is fantastic!
433
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,864
I can move. I can go to work.
434
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,084
I can chase my sons.[laughs]
435
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,304
Right, it's still gonna be
a tough recovery,
436
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,741
but hopefully this'll help.
437
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,047
Now, give it
a whirl!
Okay.
438
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,005
Ooh, watch out.
439
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,225
Too fast, too furious.
440
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,183
[laughs]
441
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,403
I can't believe
insurance agreed to pay
442
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:39,754
for an even nicer wheelchair
than the one we requested.
443
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,365
Yeah. I mean, uh, you know,
it just, it just goes to show
444
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,454
that behind all the
bureaucracy and red tape,
445
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,022
an insurance company is just a
collection of human beings...
446
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,328
I know you paid for it.
447
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,852
The insurance company's
full of monsters.
448
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,941
Tanya's a demon.
The system doesn't work!
449
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,551
[sighs]
450
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,119
So, Dr. Sommers,
what's your plan?
451
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,469
To pay for every patient
insurance won't?
452
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,036
Yeah. That was my plan.
453
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,820
And to get
emotionally invested.
454
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,780
I appreciate your instincts.
455
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,260
It's admirable.
456
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,045
Really?
457
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,655
You're not mad?
458
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,483
No. I...
459
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,920
I once paid for a
patient's insulin pump
460
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,096
after insurance denied it.
461
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,010
When I can help, I do.
462
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,534
But it's not
sustainable.
463
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,666
One person can't
pay for everything.
464
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,452
I hear you,
but I have a trust fund,
465
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:29,064
live in a one-bedroom apartment,
and I mostly eat beans.
466
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,374
Well, then, buy all the
wheelchairs you want.
467
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,553
Hey.
468
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,815
Hey.
469
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:41,816
How you holding up?
470
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,078
[sighs] Not great.
471
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,949
My mom's furious at me.
472
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,734
Yeah, no kidding.
Me, too.
473
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,475
I'm sorry.
474
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,954
And over nothing.
475
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,173
Less than nothing.
476
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,957
I mean, we agreed not to date.
477
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,003
It's the wrong time.The wrongest.
478
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,744
Even if we
really wanted to.Which we don't.
479
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,919
Not at all.It's ridiculous.
480
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:58,963
Never gonna happen!
481
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,147
Hey.
482
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,583
Hey.
483
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,889
Does this mean you're
speaking to us again?
484
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,935
I may have overreacted a little.
485
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,241
Okay, a lot.
486
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,720
I don't know.
487
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,244
If I heard Daniel
was dating my daughter,
488
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,202
I'd fly into
a blind rage, too.
489
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,118
I know,
but it wasn't that.
490
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,207
It was hearing that you guys
were keeping something from me.
491
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,078
It just made me feel left out.
492
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,950
I'm sorry.
It was a hard choice:
493
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,996
keeping Daniel and Jenny's
secret or being open with you.
494
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,085
If it was just
Daniel's secret,
495
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,478
we would've told
you immediately.
496
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,742
That's okay.
I should apologize to you.
497
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,266
I mean, I learned a lot today,
498
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,224
but the most important thing
I learned
499
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,357
was that you guys love me.LEXIE: Mm.
500
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,099
That is an odd apology.
501
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,146
And I want you guys
to know...
502
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,279
I love you, too.
503
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,195
Oh.Ooh. I hope there's
hard pineapple.
504
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,328
Next time we have
a night off,
505
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,938
let's all just grab
a drink together.
506
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,202
Yes, and we can invite
Daniel andJenny.
507
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,768
Aw. That's big of you.And thank goodness
508
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,117
they didn't get
together, right?
509
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,554
I would have to
change careers again.
510
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,208
[chuckling]
511
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,169
This is gonna be amazing,
512
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,303
in that it's going to be
terrible.[chuckles] I can't wait.
513
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,653
All right, remember,
be supportive.
514
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:24,658
Okay, uh, first,
I'd like to thank Dr. Gilani
515
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,007
for inspiring me.
516
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,661
This is my first time,
517
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,924
so I'll admit
I'm a little nervous.
518
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,708
[clears throat]
519
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,754
Here goes nothing.
520
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,843
What's the deal
with airline travel?
521
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,758
Am I right?
522
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,674
Sometimes those towels
in first class are so hot
523
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,154
you can barely use them
to open your pores!
524
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,547
[laughs]
525
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,419
And if you're gonna be
out of sweet vermouth,
526
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,771
maybe don't call the Manhattan
your "signature cocktail."
527
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,904
Huh? Am I correct
in this assumption?
528
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,906
MAN:
What are you
talking about?
529
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,082
Your mom. [chuckles]
530
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,046
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