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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:30,062 Life is a story. 2 00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:33,062 People think dreams are stories. 3 00:00:34,142 --> 00:00:36,743 They seem like stories, but they're not. 4 00:00:40,348 --> 00:00:43,437 Misguided, no shape, no form. 5 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,339 No reason. 6 00:00:45,819 --> 00:00:50,248 Like rummaging through unmarked boxes in a long-forgotten storage shed. 7 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:57,001 You'll think it was a story... 8 00:00:57,893 --> 00:01:01,809 ...but try telling a friend of yours what happened in your dream the next day. 9 00:01:03,571 --> 00:01:06,399 Only then will you finally realize... 10 00:01:06,479 --> 00:01:08,339 "...wait a minute... 11 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,133 ...that wasn't a story at all." 12 00:01:12,813 --> 00:01:15,102 Not all my dreams were like this. 13 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,341 Some of them really were stories. 14 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:22,322 Some of them were like this. 15 00:01:29,463 --> 00:01:31,933 Mom takes me to an amusement park. 16 00:01:34,602 --> 00:01:36,450 It's deserted... 17 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,026 ...dusty... 18 00:01:38,106 --> 00:01:39,555 ...lifeless. 19 00:01:39,635 --> 00:01:43,805 Even the barkers pitching unwinnable games for kewpie doll prizes do so... 20 00:01:43,885 --> 00:01:46,936 ...with all the joie de vivre of a cancer patient. 21 00:01:47,898 --> 00:01:49,794 But I'm ecstatic. 22 00:01:50,184 --> 00:01:52,673 No crowds means no lines. 23 00:01:59,193 --> 00:02:05,021 And there it is, the snowcapped summit in the topography of juvenile taste. 24 00:02:05,949 --> 00:02:08,415 The wonderful haunted house ride. 25 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:12,693 Its façade promised more than papier mâché monsters... 26 00:02:12,773 --> 00:02:15,296 ...wrapped in derelict-resistant chicken wire. 27 00:02:18,279 --> 00:02:22,390 Mom, we gotta go. We gotta go on the haunted house ride. 28 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,138 Are you sure? 29 00:02:24,218 --> 00:02:28,059 It says right on the marquee, it's the scariest one in the world. 30 00:02:28,139 --> 00:02:32,623 Of course, I'm sure. We have to, have to, have to. 31 00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:00,362 Are you sure you wanna go? 32 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:03,700 The sign ain't lyin'. 33 00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:06,814 I'm ready. 34 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:09,104 Are you sure you're ready? 35 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:21,280 And the car lurched forward clumsily and crashed through the doors... 36 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,170 ...which snapped back. 37 00:03:27,215 --> 00:03:29,238 And into the darkness. 38 00:03:33,887 --> 00:03:35,717 Into the darkness. 39 00:03:39,543 --> 00:03:42,223 Whisking along through the darkness... 40 00:03:48,469 --> 00:03:50,312 ...and crash... 41 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:53,649 ...out the other side. 42 00:03:54,608 --> 00:03:58,986 No pneumatic hiss pop ups, no shrill startle bells... 43 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,901 ...nothing... 44 00:04:00,981 --> 00:04:03,481 ...not even the faintest attempt. 45 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:08,213 A con game. 46 00:04:12,393 --> 00:04:16,263 What a rip-off. We should get our money back. 47 00:04:19,537 --> 00:04:20,910 Mom... 48 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:24,475 ...we got ripped off by the idiots who live here. 49 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:27,012 You're not gonna do anything about this? 50 00:04:28,282 --> 00:04:29,764 Mom? 51 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,833 We should get our money back. 52 00:04:32,913 --> 00:04:36,137 She turned to me very slowly and said... 53 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:40,242 "What makes you think the ride's over? 54 00:04:41,372 --> 00:04:44,628 What makes you think it's ever gonna end?" 55 00:04:46,394 --> 00:04:49,683 That was the first of these experiences I had. 56 00:04:49,763 --> 00:04:52,987 I'm still reluctant to call them dreams. 57 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:55,656 I had that one when I was four. 58 00:04:56,406 --> 00:04:59,216 Let me show you the one I had last night. 59 00:05:00,141 --> 00:05:01,996 I can't sleep. 60 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:04,398 It's this house. 61 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,938 I hate this house. It won't let me sleep. 62 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:12,473 Oh, my God, I am asleep... 63 00:05:12,553 --> 00:05:15,743 ...and dreaming about being right here in my bedroom... 64 00:05:15,823 --> 00:05:18,240 ...trying to fall asleep. 65 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:21,782 I had to open my eyes, but I couldn't. 66 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:27,321 I could only open the little dream eyes inside my head, because I felt the fear. 67 00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:31,893 I felt the dread, pending, closing, all around me. 68 00:05:32,473 --> 00:05:35,613 Only one kind of dream tries to hide itself. 69 00:05:38,245 --> 00:05:40,334 The door is open. 70 00:05:41,614 --> 00:05:43,244 He's already here. 71 00:05:52,493 --> 00:05:55,283 You can't run in a nightmare... 72 00:05:55,363 --> 00:05:58,402 ...not with atrophied muscles over tungsten bones... 73 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:00,889 ...not through the gelatinous atmosphere... 74 00:06:01,419 --> 00:06:03,279 ...not from him. 75 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,947 I watched my hand draw a row of faces on my whiteboard... 76 00:07:00,027 --> 00:07:04,152 ...and despite the childish artwork, I could instantly recognize each... 77 00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:07,062 ...family, friends. 78 00:07:10,703 --> 00:07:14,573 I left the room, then blackness. 79 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:24,772 The next time my senses returned to me, I was not before my whiteboard. 80 00:07:24,852 --> 00:07:29,577 I was in a basement, standing before a mirror... 81 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:33,421 ...surrounded by the mise-en-scène of nightmares. 82 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:37,782 I was in his world now, not my own. 83 00:07:48,109 --> 00:07:51,165 And I can't wake up. 84 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:53,835 I can't wake up. 85 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:58,639 Oh, my God, I am awake. 86 00:07:58,719 --> 00:08:02,611 Awake in the very location where my nightmare ended. 87 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,046 This was real. 88 00:08:05,226 --> 00:08:09,712 How much nightmare would prove to be real? Did I sleepwalk here? 89 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:14,256 How could I have pulled so sadistic a trick on myself? 90 00:08:15,836 --> 00:08:19,696 Especially as I didn't know where "here" was. 91 00:08:38,258 --> 00:08:40,548 I know this place. 92 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:44,795 This is my home. 93 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:50,855 I was just in a room that doesn't exist in my own house. 94 00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:57,164 First, relief... 95 00:08:57,244 --> 00:08:59,683 ...then a sobering realization. 96 00:09:01,014 --> 00:09:06,481 As I had fallen asleep where my dream began and woke up where it ended... 97 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:10,590 ...I could never know for sure what was a dream... 98 00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:13,270 ...and what wasn't. 99 00:09:15,828 --> 00:09:19,687 Here I am now, in a much warmer place... 100 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:22,289 ...in a much brighter place... 101 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:25,827 ...enjoying a picnic with my brother and his girlfriend. 102 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:30,231 You're gonna have to get used to the way I speak out loud... 103 00:09:31,111 --> 00:09:35,168 ...my inner voice is considerably more sophisticated. 104 00:09:35,248 --> 00:09:39,107 John, this chicken was good, but we didn't bring any ice cream. 105 00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:45,728 I'm sorry I didn't bring any ice cream on a picnic, Dennis, but, uh... 106 00:09:45,808 --> 00:09:47,605 ...well, we have cupcakes. 107 00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:51,284 No, I don't want cupcakes. All I want is ice cream. 108 00:09:51,364 --> 00:09:54,755 - We have ice cream at home. - Well, I like the kind at the store. 109 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:57,925 - We have that kind at home. - Well, it's better at the store. 110 00:09:58,005 --> 00:10:00,294 It's exactly the same. 111 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:04,131 You just wanna see that girl. What is her name? 112 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:07,317 Susan, I think. Yeah, she's cute. 113 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:11,339 I think someone has a crush. 114 00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:15,376 No way, all I want is ice cream. 115 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:18,105 I don't know any girl. 116 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,029 What girl? 117 00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:23,223 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 118 00:10:24,932 --> 00:10:27,488 It's nice to see you. 119 00:10:27,568 --> 00:10:31,374 Of course, it's nice to see me. I'm outlandishly hot. 120 00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:35,562 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough? 121 00:10:35,642 --> 00:10:38,165 You know my flavor. 122 00:10:38,245 --> 00:10:40,765 Of course I do, you're my favorite customer. 123 00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:46,374 I got ya. 124 00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:48,776 - You ready for this? - Uh-huh. 125 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,676 You ready, Dennis? 126 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,593 Surprise, Dennis. 127 00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:02,630 Mirror. 128 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,687 I think it'd look good on the wall there, between the windows. Yeah. 129 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,969 Where am I supposed to put my Habitrails? 130 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,968 Where did you put all of my stuff? 131 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:18,005 - Where's all of it going? - It's mostly still in here, Dennis. 132 00:11:18,085 --> 00:11:23,545 No, no, that... smelly old box is where my robots used to be. 133 00:11:25,376 --> 00:11:29,650 And that scary statue is where I kept my comics. 134 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,152 I had to put one or two things down in the storage room, Dennis. 135 00:11:32,232 --> 00:11:35,355 You wanna move my Habitrail into the storage room? 136 00:11:35,435 --> 00:11:39,259 - Well, Dennis... - Anyway, I don't like this mirror. 137 00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:41,562 And I don't want it in this room. 138 00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:44,298 Dennis, look at the shape of this frame... 139 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,699 ...compared to the shape of the window. 140 00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:50,403 It's the same kind of wood stained with the same kind of stain. 141 00:11:50,483 --> 00:11:52,540 It matches the character of the house perfectly. 142 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,776 It even matches the motif of the furniture that you and I chose ourselves. 143 00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:58,078 Use all the big words you want... 144 00:11:58,158 --> 00:12:02,576 ...you know I won't be able to argue with all of your big words. 145 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:05,232 - I've seen this mirror before. - Well, I doubt that. 146 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,254 - No, I have seen it. - It's unlikely, Dennis. 147 00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:09,326 It wasn't just locked up in a vault. 148 00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:11,732 If you surprised us all, and proved yourself a safecracker... 149 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,536 - ...you still wouldn't have found it. - I know that. 150 00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:16,234 Well, there's a vault within a vault. Did you know that? 151 00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:19,296 A prohibition vault. A place where back in the day of Prohibition... 152 00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,627 ...when booze was illegal, people used to hide their booze. 153 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,896 I don't think anyone has been in that room since the original owners... 154 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,940 ...because what I found in that room is worth enough to pay this mortgage for a year. 155 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,678 Well, I've been down in there and I saw the stuff. 156 00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:34,217 - I saw the mirror and I hated it even then. - Really? Really, Dennis when was this? 157 00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:37,511 - When was this? - Last night. 158 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,021 The mirror wasn't even in the house last night, it was in town getting restored for you. 159 00:12:41,101 --> 00:12:46,126 No, it's not for me. You just want to get rid of my hamsters. 160 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:50,596 Dennis, your hamsters really smell bad. 161 00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:53,801 Now, the mirror really looks good. 162 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:56,170 Put the mirror in your room. 163 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:59,372 It's just one week, that's all I'm asking. 164 00:12:59,452 --> 00:13:03,113 Just... just see if the mirror grows on you. 165 00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,846 No, it's not going to grow on me. 166 00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:08,528 Because I don't like anything you put in here. 167 00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:11,885 This isn't my room anymore, it's your room. 168 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:16,123 But this is the worst thing, because the chair, I just don't like it. 169 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:20,260 But the mirror I hate, and I'm gonna break the mirror right now. 170 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,095 - Hey, hey. - John! 171 00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:23,776 Dennis, calm down. 172 00:13:32,786 --> 00:13:34,876 I'm sorry, Dennis. 173 00:13:35,556 --> 00:13:37,386 I'm sorry. 174 00:13:41,962 --> 00:13:45,218 All right, Dennis, just look, you know, a couple of days. 175 00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:48,656 Just a couple of days, is not too much to ask, all right? 176 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:51,996 And you... you can keep your hamsters. 177 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:57,931 A couple of days, you're going to love the mirror, Dennis. 178 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,041 You're going to love that mirror. 179 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:08,481 You can't tell me what I like or don't like. 180 00:14:10,657 --> 00:14:12,813 With the right wood. 181 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,649 With the right stain. 182 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,819 With the right motif. 183 00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:24,549 Using all these big words, thinking he knows everything. 184 00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:30,064 Knowing big words doesn't make him right. 185 00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:35,950 Knowing big words doesn't even make him smart. 186 00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:40,742 Just makes him know big words. 187 00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:46,114 No matter how many long, 50-cent words he uses... 188 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:49,216 ...he can't tell me to like you. 189 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:51,186 I like you. 190 00:14:57,705 --> 00:15:00,725 I like you a lot. 191 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,603 We both know where the stress is coming from. 192 00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:11,772 Just... just put him in a hospital. 193 00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:13,774 That's why I want to redecorate his bedroom... 194 00:15:13,854 --> 00:15:15,909 ...so we can sell the place so I can put him in a hospital. 195 00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,445 We could sell this place tomorrow, unfurnished. 196 00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:21,714 This is a summer town. People that buy here want a summer retreat. 197 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:23,516 They want it finished. Furnished. 198 00:15:23,596 --> 00:15:26,253 Yes, and I would agree with you if we had unlimited time... 199 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,823 ...but you're a time bomb, sweetie. 200 00:15:30,003 --> 00:15:34,051 - We could put Dennis in... - I'm not putting Dennis in a state hospital. 201 00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:39,366 This train hit my dog right in the ass. 202 00:15:39,446 --> 00:15:42,835 Rectum, said the teacher, rectum. 203 00:15:42,915 --> 00:15:46,480 So, I said, "Rectum? 204 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,422 It fucking killed him." 205 00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:52,745 Thank you, thank you. 206 00:15:52,825 --> 00:15:55,083 You're too kind. 207 00:15:55,863 --> 00:16:00,954 I tell nice, simple jokes. I use no big words. 208 00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,356 Aw, thank you. 209 00:16:03,436 --> 00:16:06,126 Hey, stop throwing your panties on the stage. 210 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,096 It's really disruptive. 211 00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,258 Destruct... 212 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,277 ...disturbs my concentra... 213 00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:16,069 See? 214 00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:18,438 No big words. 215 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,348 Thank you. 216 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,644 You tell jokes everyone can understand. 217 00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:30,984 John's jokes only make sense to John. 218 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:34,487 You don't get his jokes, but everyone else does. 219 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,138 Why? 220 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,793 'Cause they're about you. 221 00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:45,747 In his mind everything that makes him sad or angry... 222 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,543 ...is your fault. 223 00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:56,236 - How did you get past my gate? - Oh, please excuse my breach. 224 00:16:56,316 --> 00:17:00,012 My name is Mildy Torres. I work with Social Services. 225 00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:03,265 - And? - And we got a tip on our hotline... 226 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:07,520 ...that you've been losing your temper around Dennis. 227 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,657 But when we saw Dennis yesterday, he seemed fine. 228 00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:12,812 No marks, no bruises. 229 00:17:12,892 --> 00:17:14,903 Who said I was losing my temper? 230 00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:17,396 Aren't you gonna invite me in? 231 00:17:17,476 --> 00:17:19,036 Yeah. 232 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,811 Please. 233 00:17:33,994 --> 00:17:37,274 We just wanna make sure that you're the right person to take care of Dennis... 234 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:42,289 ...because, frankly, it's a responsibility some people shouldn't be trusted with. 235 00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,391 - I can handle it. - Are you sure? 236 00:17:44,471 --> 00:17:49,079 Because taking care of a mentally challenged person can be a real handful sometimes. 237 00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:52,465 Wouldn't it be a load off if the state could take care of Dennis? 238 00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:54,952 There's an opening in Green Valley. 239 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,103 That would be fantastic. 240 00:17:57,183 --> 00:18:01,241 No, it wouldn't be. Please excuse us, Lydia. Thank you. 241 00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,911 - I don't want Dennis in Green Valley. - Don't you want a break? 242 00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:08,548 I mean, it all adds up. Taking care of a mentally challenged person... 243 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,071 ...it just wears on you and wears on you. 244 00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:14,221 It changes your personality. 245 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,161 Do you know where it would show up first? 246 00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:21,161 - Where? - Well, why don't you take a guess? 247 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,164 - I could give you some... - I asked you where, Mildy. 248 00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:28,101 Your patience. You would become very impatient. 249 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:32,993 - Do you know where it would show up second? - I don't have time for these games. 250 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:37,010 Your temper. Your temper would go next. 251 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:41,392 And a short-tempered man is not fit to be custodian of a mentally-challenged one. 252 00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:44,851 Is this some sort of experiment? 253 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:49,322 You want a reaction. You keep asking me if I have a temper, you're gonna find one. 254 00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:52,425 Well, you're not dumb, I'll give you that. 255 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:56,137 Your lab is contaminating your experiment. You're completely prejudiced. I am angry. 256 00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,550 How can the state split up my family? I'm not a criminal. 257 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:03,603 You don't have to be one. Social Services can remove a child from a suspect parent... 258 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:06,472 ...on the strength of one anonymous phone call. 259 00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:09,663 Okay, so let me get this straight. I can make a phone call... 260 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:13,575 ...about anyone at random, without giving my name and a person like you... 261 00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:16,741 ...will show up at their door and remove their children? 262 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,869 - That's right. - And that's legal? 263 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:23,290 A lot of people thought it was a necessary law that was a long time in coming. 264 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,259 We call those people idiots, Mildy. 265 00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,595 Temper, temper. 266 00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:31,395 You know, uh, this has been amazing, Mildy. 267 00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:35,505 - We must do this again sometime. - Oh, we will, we will. 268 00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:48,915 Dr. Preston, John Peterson. 269 00:19:48,995 --> 00:19:51,015 I need to come and see you. 270 00:19:51,097 --> 00:19:54,762 No, not next week. Now, man. Right now. 271 00:19:56,002 --> 00:20:00,327 This bitch, Mildy Torres from Social Services... 272 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:04,262 ...shows up at my front door, finagles her way in and tells me I'm under investigation... 273 00:20:04,342 --> 00:20:08,268 - ...that I might lose Dennis. - Why are you under investigation? 274 00:20:08,348 --> 00:20:11,338 She said someone complained that I've been losing my temper... 275 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,135 ...violently. 276 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:17,047 Now she doesn't think Dennis is safe with me. 277 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:20,773 You're very tense, John. 278 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:25,352 But that's normal, right? The situation I'm in justifies my tension. 279 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,833 No, it legitimizes it. It does not justify it. 280 00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:35,362 The last time we spoke, all you could talk about was moving away from Dennis... 281 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,498 - ...finding a care facility for him. - Yeah, and I still want that. 282 00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:41,601 Then why didn't you give Dennis the choice of going to Social Services? 283 00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:44,304 Because she would've sent him to Green Valley. Have you seen the fucking place? 284 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:47,039 - I volunteer there twice a week. - Okay, well, it's fine. 285 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,821 It's just not right for Dennis. 286 00:20:49,621 --> 00:20:52,945 You want a private hospital. How badly? 287 00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,885 How soon? 288 00:20:56,529 --> 00:20:58,985 Oh, Christ, Doc. 289 00:20:59,065 --> 00:21:01,121 I don't even have a life anymore. 290 00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:04,531 All I do, I... I care for Dennis 24/7. 291 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:08,977 If he's not in the car I don't know what station to put it on. I just scan and I scan. 292 00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:11,330 I don't even know my own taste in music. 293 00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:14,501 You have got to get out of there. 294 00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:16,870 Losing your identity... 295 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,893 ...that's a pretty, pretty serious sign, John. 296 00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:26,123 He's my responsibility. I can't dump him in someone else's lap. 297 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,317 I owe him. No else can pay my debt. 298 00:21:30,397 --> 00:21:31,957 Debt? 299 00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:35,609 What do you owe him? 300 00:21:37,404 --> 00:21:42,474 And Susan is handing me ice cream... 301 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,617 ...and she's dropped a little... 302 00:21:47,247 --> 00:21:49,436 ...and is slipping in it. 303 00:21:50,016 --> 00:21:53,340 Looks like she's gonna crack her skull. 304 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,641 Oh, but luckily there's... 305 00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,924 ...a pillow on the floor. 306 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,801 Or a pillow case full of broken glass. 307 00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:06,853 But I rush in... 308 00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:09,489 ...and I catch her... 309 00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:12,793 ...and throw her on the glass. 310 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:14,862 Stop. 311 00:22:15,942 --> 00:22:18,365 This is ruining the drawing. 312 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,236 John. 313 00:22:33,316 --> 00:22:35,808 No. I don't even like that tone. 314 00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:38,985 We're not gonna fight, are we? 315 00:22:39,065 --> 00:22:42,146 No, you're not gonna itemize the way in which I disappoint you. Not today. 316 00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:43,998 Yes, I am. 317 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:55,981 What do I think John and Lydia are doing? 318 00:23:00,853 --> 00:23:04,077 They're discussing big ideas. 319 00:23:04,757 --> 00:23:08,461 With big 50-cent words in them. 320 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,851 You can see how overwrought I am. I don't have time today to fucking breathe. 321 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,921 And yet you do nothing about your overwhelming lifestyle. 322 00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:18,791 If it were as difficult as you claim, then you would've done something about it by now. 323 00:23:18,871 --> 00:23:22,312 But you haven't, so it seems to me that you like the situation you're in. 324 00:23:22,392 --> 00:23:25,164 Makes you seem selfless... 325 00:23:25,244 --> 00:23:28,193 - ...gives you room to operate. - Operate? 326 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:32,338 Well, no one would ever question or even suspect a tireless martyr. 327 00:23:32,418 --> 00:23:34,658 Suspect me of what? 328 00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,312 You're never gonna marry me, John, are you? 329 00:23:39,892 --> 00:23:44,158 You've got the perfect excuse to stay single and not look like a cad. 330 00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:46,889 You've got Dennis. 331 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:51,891 They're right on the edge of having another huge argument... 332 00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:54,001 ...as always. 333 00:23:57,977 --> 00:24:01,467 Why do they even stay together? 334 00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:08,775 They both must like to argue... 335 00:24:08,855 --> 00:24:13,545 ...but neither one of them will ever admit it. 336 00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:21,293 What's tonight's argument about? 337 00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:28,361 Lydia's trying to convince John... 338 00:24:28,441 --> 00:24:32,565 ...that you're the reason there's so much tension. 339 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:35,535 He's resisting... 340 00:24:35,615 --> 00:24:38,475 ...but her will is stronger. 341 00:24:39,752 --> 00:24:44,310 It's just a matter of time until she has him... 342 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:46,253 ...convinced... 343 00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:50,699 ...that his life would be a whole lot easier... 344 00:24:50,779 --> 00:24:54,780 ...without a big dribbling mongoloid in it. 345 00:25:00,106 --> 00:25:02,529 Look, we're not gonna do this again, are we? 346 00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:05,031 Do what? 347 00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,627 Break up, wait a month... 348 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:11,037 ...realize there's nobody better out there and get back together again? 349 00:25:11,117 --> 00:25:13,660 Ah, come on. It was not even that big of a fight. 350 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,783 That was just a discussion. 351 00:25:16,863 --> 00:25:19,846 I never could tell the difference between fights and discussions. 352 00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:22,346 I was always surprised as to which was which. 353 00:25:22,428 --> 00:25:26,832 Well, you could ask me which it is as we're going. Huh? 354 00:25:29,802 --> 00:25:32,625 So, uh, which is this? 355 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:35,025 What we're doing right now? 356 00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:36,667 Yeah. 357 00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:39,966 This is foreplay. 358 00:25:40,046 --> 00:25:43,269 Do you think I'm retarded? 359 00:25:43,349 --> 00:25:46,349 Uh, just a second, Dennis. 360 00:25:49,255 --> 00:25:51,775 It's okay. I'll see you later. 361 00:25:52,659 --> 00:25:54,189 Okay. 362 00:25:57,063 --> 00:26:00,419 Shit. Okay, now what's going on? 363 00:26:00,499 --> 00:26:05,424 Do you think I'm a big dribbling mongoloid? 364 00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:08,094 Where do you get these ideas, Dennis? 365 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:12,765 I don't think you're that big. Dribble you do, and mongoloid you are, but big? 366 00:26:12,845 --> 00:26:16,676 - Well, that's just wishful thinking, buddy. - No, I'm not a mongoloid. 367 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:21,818 - I was just kidding. - Well, you should stop. I'm not retarded. 368 00:26:21,898 --> 00:26:24,677 I'm just slow. 369 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:29,081 - I don't even think you're that slow, buddy. - No, I'm smarter than people think I am. 370 00:26:29,161 --> 00:26:33,186 I'm getting smarter and smarter all the time. 371 00:26:34,366 --> 00:26:36,186 I know you are. 372 00:26:37,503 --> 00:26:42,742 I'm not afraid to look at myself in the mirror anymore. 373 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:51,217 Oh, wow. Bad dreams, buddy? 374 00:29:51,297 --> 00:29:54,585 - Yeah, yeah. - I borrowed one of your ties. 375 00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:57,757 - You don't really use 'em anyway. - Okay. 376 00:29:58,437 --> 00:30:00,097 You can have it. 377 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,131 I gotta talk to you. 378 00:30:05,631 --> 00:30:07,466 I need to know. 379 00:30:07,546 --> 00:30:10,956 A dream is a story I tell myself, right? 380 00:30:11,883 --> 00:30:13,790 What do you mean exactly? 381 00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,872 I tell myself a story. 382 00:30:15,952 --> 00:30:20,629 One part of my brain tells another part of my brain a story. 383 00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:24,396 Yeah. Yeah, it's a good way of saying it, I guess. 384 00:30:24,476 --> 00:30:27,686 Well, if it's a story I tell me... 385 00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:30,923 ...how can I trick myself? 386 00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:33,826 Well, wait. What do you mean? 387 00:30:33,906 --> 00:30:38,731 You can't tell yourself a joke and not see the punch line coming. 388 00:30:38,811 --> 00:30:41,918 What, you... you think someone else is telling you these stories? 389 00:30:42,748 --> 00:30:44,778 I think that... 390 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:48,975 ...that it has to be. 391 00:30:49,155 --> 00:30:52,144 - Someone like... - Me? 392 00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:47,204 I scared you. 393 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,856 I was not scared. 394 00:31:53,936 --> 00:31:57,443 You're scared of some of your own hamsters. 395 00:31:58,023 --> 00:32:01,047 We gotta do something about it. 396 00:32:01,727 --> 00:32:03,833 We gotta fix the scare. 397 00:32:03,913 --> 00:32:07,900 How can you make me not scared anymore? 398 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,843 We have to stop the nightmares. 399 00:32:12,603 --> 00:32:15,461 How can we stop the nightmares? 400 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:19,466 We have to fix our brain. 401 00:32:20,646 --> 00:32:24,666 We have to get better and become smart. 402 00:32:25,784 --> 00:32:27,807 There's a way to do it... 403 00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:31,293 ...but nobody tells you how. 404 00:32:32,323 --> 00:32:37,039 Why don't they just tell me how to get better? 405 00:32:37,119 --> 00:32:39,817 Because it's a test. 406 00:32:40,766 --> 00:32:44,356 They make up rules that are lies... 407 00:32:44,436 --> 00:32:48,396 ...to see if you'll be dumb enough to believe them. 408 00:32:50,576 --> 00:32:52,726 So what do I do? 409 00:32:53,078 --> 00:32:56,052 Follow only the real rules. 410 00:32:56,482 --> 00:32:59,252 How do I do that? 411 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:04,178 You gotta go kill a kitty cat. 412 00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:07,879 Why? 413 00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:11,551 It's what you're supposed to do. 414 00:33:12,831 --> 00:33:16,723 They say it's bad to kill kitty cats. 415 00:33:17,303 --> 00:33:20,126 But you like eating meat, right? 416 00:33:20,606 --> 00:33:24,431 So farmers can kill animals, right? 417 00:33:25,411 --> 00:33:28,835 See? That's the clue they gave you. 418 00:33:29,615 --> 00:33:32,505 They serve you meat. 419 00:33:34,486 --> 00:33:36,780 They're testing your... 420 00:33:37,389 --> 00:33:42,299 ...gullibility when they say it's bad to kill animals. 421 00:33:44,330 --> 00:33:47,019 If you kill a cat... 422 00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:52,684 ...you can prove that you know which rules are fake. 423 00:33:53,472 --> 00:33:58,233 And they'll all know you're becoming smarter. 424 00:33:59,277 --> 00:34:01,450 You really think so? 425 00:34:01,530 --> 00:34:04,621 We have to be brave. 426 00:34:05,901 --> 00:34:09,526 We have to kill our neighbor's cat. 427 00:34:10,406 --> 00:34:12,226 The tabby. 428 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,750 But that kitty likes me. 429 00:34:29,825 --> 00:34:33,455 That'll make it easier to catch. 430 00:34:54,650 --> 00:34:56,405 Psst, psst, psst, psst... 431 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:14,456 I did very good work today. 432 00:35:14,536 --> 00:35:19,076 I did many kitties and many doggies. 433 00:35:27,483 --> 00:35:32,174 This... this taxidermy cassette... 434 00:35:32,254 --> 00:35:35,144 ...it's very important. 435 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,079 Why? 436 00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:42,441 It's gonna teach you what to do with the kitties and doggies you bring back. 437 00:35:43,381 --> 00:35:46,331 Grab a doggy from the cooler. 438 00:35:57,913 --> 00:36:02,743 You're holding a new paint brush, Dennis. 439 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:47,048 Hey, buddy, I didn't even know you knew how to do anything involving wood work. 440 00:36:47,128 --> 00:36:51,352 I'm getting better and better at it. 441 00:36:51,432 --> 00:36:53,022 Can I see? 442 00:36:53,102 --> 00:36:55,762 - Oh, not yet. - Why not? 443 00:36:57,773 --> 00:37:01,697 Well, you get your private office. 444 00:37:01,777 --> 00:37:04,866 Why can't this be my private office? 445 00:37:04,946 --> 00:37:08,317 Why can't this be where my work stays... 446 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:10,608 - ...just for me? - Oh, no, brother. I gotta see this. 447 00:37:10,688 --> 00:37:14,651 I'll show you all of it in a few days. 448 00:37:16,892 --> 00:37:18,780 "Taxidermy." 449 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,218 "Forensic..." why do you have these tapes? 450 00:37:22,298 --> 00:37:25,154 Why do you wanna know about butchery and leather care... 451 00:37:25,234 --> 00:37:27,664 ...and taxidermy, especially forensics? 452 00:37:30,171 --> 00:37:32,794 What is that smell? No, Dennis, I'm definitely coming in there. 453 00:37:32,874 --> 00:37:36,465 No, no. Those aren't my cassettes. 454 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,918 They got in my bag by mistake. 455 00:37:39,998 --> 00:37:43,172 You know, Dennis, I might believe that if there was one cassette on one topic... 456 00:37:43,252 --> 00:37:47,143 ...maybe two, but not four. These didn't fall into someone's bag. 457 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:50,880 Someone went shopping for these and placed them in a bag. 458 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:56,184 Yes, but that someone... 459 00:37:56,264 --> 00:37:58,294 ...wasn't me. 460 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,290 So you picked up someone else's bag? 461 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:03,225 Yeah. 462 00:38:03,305 --> 00:38:07,928 I got their books on tape and they got mine. 463 00:38:09,178 --> 00:38:11,833 Well, thank God, because this is, uh... 464 00:38:11,913 --> 00:38:15,135 ...that's... that... excuse me, buddy. 465 00:38:30,566 --> 00:38:33,186 - Hey, babe, come on in. - Nuh-uh, you come out. 466 00:38:33,268 --> 00:38:35,223 Come on, let's get something to eat. 467 00:38:35,303 --> 00:38:38,627 Uh, okay. Hang on a second. Hey, uh, Dennis. 468 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:41,397 You gonna be okay for a couple hours? I'm gonna go out with Lydia. 469 00:38:41,477 --> 00:38:43,537 Yeah, I'll be fine. 470 00:38:48,216 --> 00:38:52,074 You know, just before you picked me up I had a nasty scare. 471 00:38:52,554 --> 00:38:54,476 What happened? 472 00:38:54,556 --> 00:38:57,115 I heard a hammer pounding down in the basement. 473 00:38:57,195 --> 00:39:00,115 So I went down to investigate. It couldn't be Dennis. 474 00:39:00,195 --> 00:39:02,451 Dennis doesn't know anything about carpentry. 475 00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:07,023 But it is Dennis, suddenly looking a lot like a professional carpenter. 476 00:39:08,003 --> 00:39:12,314 But the fact that he's doing something skillfully is exciting, but it's also scary. 477 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:14,263 What's he building? 478 00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:17,165 - I don't know. - You don't know? 479 00:39:17,245 --> 00:39:20,636 It doesn't really matter. Even if it's an atrocity it want be an eyesore... 480 00:39:20,716 --> 00:39:24,906 - ...because it's down in the basement. - Aren't you the slightest bit curious? 481 00:39:24,986 --> 00:39:27,242 I mean, when's he gonna show you? 482 00:39:27,322 --> 00:39:29,612 He said he would show me in a couple of days. 483 00:39:30,592 --> 00:39:32,481 You know... 484 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:36,468 ...you should've seen him with his tool belt and his protective goggles. 485 00:39:36,798 --> 00:39:38,920 What if he could become a carpenter? 486 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,856 Get a job. 487 00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:43,542 Look at you. You're so proud of him. 488 00:39:44,540 --> 00:39:46,432 You'd make a great dad. 489 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:48,898 Well, I wanna be a dad. 490 00:39:49,478 --> 00:39:51,468 I wanna be your husband. 491 00:39:52,381 --> 00:39:55,070 And I wanna know what you call those... 492 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:58,440 ...turbine engine-driven ceramic and titanium vehicles... 493 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,809 ...you see maybe once or twice in a lifetime. 494 00:40:00,889 --> 00:40:04,381 I never remember what they're called. But what do you call that? 495 00:40:07,563 --> 00:40:11,036 - I can't believe I fell for that. - They're very fast. 496 00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:18,081 - What is this? - I have no idea. 497 00:40:21,677 --> 00:40:25,574 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those look a lot like the earrings... 498 00:40:25,654 --> 00:40:28,136 ...that you saw in Aspen that you fell in love with that I couldn't afford. 499 00:40:28,216 --> 00:40:32,907 Now this is wrapping up much too neatly to be a coincidence. No. 500 00:40:32,988 --> 00:40:35,377 Okay, what's wrong? 501 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:37,979 Are they not the right earrings? 502 00:40:38,059 --> 00:40:40,189 Why did you set me up like that? 503 00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:43,277 Set you up like what? 504 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,689 We were talking about marriage... 505 00:40:47,769 --> 00:40:49,391 ...children. 506 00:40:49,471 --> 00:40:51,027 Earrings? 507 00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:55,697 But with spiders the challenge is of a different nature. 508 00:40:56,077 --> 00:40:58,534 Spiders are not social animals. 509 00:40:58,614 --> 00:41:00,709 They have no families. 510 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:06,508 If the spider's gene is to last into the next generation... 511 00:41:06,588 --> 00:41:08,844 ...he must approach the female by stealth... 512 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:11,012 ...careful not to be seen by her. 513 00:41:11,092 --> 00:41:16,011 Because spiders are cannibals, and females are much larger than males. 514 00:41:16,331 --> 00:41:18,954 I would give you a ring today if you would live with Dennis. 515 00:41:19,034 --> 00:41:23,825 When I said I wanted a baby, I meant the small kind, the cute kind. 516 00:41:23,905 --> 00:41:26,945 Not the 30-year-old masturbating kind. 517 00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:33,469 ...the procreative act complete. 518 00:41:33,549 --> 00:41:38,073 The male spider must now escape her web before she catches and eats him. 519 00:41:38,153 --> 00:41:42,978 To her the male is not a husband, not a mate, not even another spider. 520 00:41:43,058 --> 00:41:46,663 To the female, the male is merely food. 521 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:53,055 Australia is home to the world's most venomous spiders. 522 00:41:53,735 --> 00:41:56,425 Notable amongst them is the funnel-web. 523 00:41:57,205 --> 00:41:59,961 Unique not only for its deadly poison... 524 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:02,931 ...but for its inexplicably aggressive behavior. 525 00:42:03,011 --> 00:42:06,669 It will, unprovoked, charge anyone it sees. 526 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:13,409 Which raises the question, why? 527 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:17,713 If it doesn't have a soul, it will bite you without a second thought... 528 00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:20,216 ...because it doesn't have a first. 529 00:42:20,696 --> 00:42:24,420 If it does have a soul, it will bite you because it doesn't like you... 530 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,530 ...you fucking retard. 531 00:42:29,237 --> 00:42:34,195 It would need a soul to appreciate your disgust... 532 00:42:34,275 --> 00:42:37,365 ...with its soullessness. 533 00:42:37,446 --> 00:42:39,822 Look at those eyes... 534 00:42:40,582 --> 00:42:43,740 ...those lifeless black spheres. 535 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,343 Could they be looking back? 536 00:42:48,123 --> 00:42:49,711 No. 537 00:42:50,191 --> 00:42:53,861 No, not these eyes. 538 00:42:58,133 --> 00:43:00,803 Those eyes. 539 00:43:17,753 --> 00:43:21,183 I'll let you wake up if you do a job for me. 540 00:43:22,423 --> 00:43:24,313 Say yes... 541 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:27,917 ...and your dreams will be pleasant for a long time. 542 00:43:28,597 --> 00:43:30,452 Say no... 543 00:43:31,032 --> 00:43:34,272 ...and I'll knock off the training wheels. 544 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,694 If you think this was bad... 545 00:43:38,874 --> 00:43:40,397 ...wait. 546 00:43:43,879 --> 00:43:45,967 You have to do this. 547 00:43:46,547 --> 00:43:49,382 You have to go get a boy... 548 00:43:49,462 --> 00:43:52,819 ...get a little boy if you want to get better. 549 00:43:53,889 --> 00:43:56,494 I have to kill a little boy? 550 00:43:56,574 --> 00:43:59,848 Or a little girl. It doesn't matter. 551 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:01,998 It has to be a child. 552 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,614 Why? 553 00:44:06,694 --> 00:44:11,727 'Cause that's what we'll need to do to prove that we're not stupid. 554 00:44:11,807 --> 00:44:14,630 It's the next step in the test. 555 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:19,201 Once you realize killing animals isn't bad... 556 00:44:19,581 --> 00:44:23,805 ...it soon gets clear that all killing isn't bad. 557 00:44:24,485 --> 00:44:28,075 To learn killing animals is okay... 558 00:44:28,156 --> 00:44:31,246 ...they gave you meat as a clue. 559 00:44:31,727 --> 00:44:35,183 You don't know how many times your meat at dinner time... 560 00:44:35,263 --> 00:44:37,893 ...was someone you knew. 561 00:44:40,101 --> 00:44:43,191 I ate kids at dinner? 562 00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:45,861 Many times. 563 00:44:46,341 --> 00:44:48,764 Everybody kills little boys and girls... 564 00:44:48,844 --> 00:44:51,099 ...and they're all disappointed in you... 565 00:44:51,179 --> 00:44:53,803 ...because you haven't done it. 566 00:44:54,883 --> 00:44:58,307 It's only a few hours until dawn. 567 00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:01,347 Go out and kill a kid. 568 00:46:29,910 --> 00:46:32,140 Why'd I do that? 569 00:46:46,127 --> 00:46:47,650 Why? 570 00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:53,622 It's not helping me. I... I don't feel smarter. 571 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:57,025 Nobody says I'm acting smarter. 572 00:46:57,305 --> 00:46:59,428 You did good work... 573 00:46:59,508 --> 00:47:01,376 ...very good work. 574 00:47:01,976 --> 00:47:04,099 All we did was... 575 00:47:04,179 --> 00:47:06,435 ...kill three kids. 576 00:47:07,815 --> 00:47:11,072 I'm just as dumb as I ever was. 577 00:47:11,652 --> 00:47:13,927 We did very well. 578 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,979 And I have to tell you a secret now. 579 00:47:18,459 --> 00:47:20,976 This isn't helping me. 580 00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:24,120 I gotta tell you a secret. 581 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,554 Lean in close. 582 00:47:27,234 --> 00:47:29,858 This isn't helping me. 583 00:47:35,110 --> 00:47:37,365 When you're sleeping at night... 584 00:47:37,545 --> 00:47:40,435 ...I'm the one who whispers in your ear. 585 00:47:40,966 --> 00:47:43,569 Sorry about the stories I tell... 586 00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:46,983 ...but it's just a little darker over here. 587 00:47:52,393 --> 00:47:54,195 Thank you. 588 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:06,300 - Thank you for meeting me, Dr. Preston. - Of course. Have a seat. 589 00:48:10,211 --> 00:48:12,417 You need more sessions with me, right? 590 00:48:12,497 --> 00:48:16,172 - Desperately. - And you can't afford them, right? 591 00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:19,244 Not really, no. 592 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:23,611 What if I give you my lunchtime every day for a month? We wouldn't be in session. 593 00:48:23,691 --> 00:48:26,554 We'd be having lunch together as friends so I wouldn't have to charge you. 594 00:48:26,634 --> 00:48:28,850 That would be great. 595 00:48:28,930 --> 00:48:31,823 I do expect a fee, just not a cash fee. 596 00:48:32,453 --> 00:48:33,938 What do you want? 597 00:48:34,018 --> 00:48:38,994 You can't skirt issues by claiming they're not what you want to talk about. 598 00:48:39,074 --> 00:48:42,931 If I want to talk about the house and the car you can't afford, you must play along. 599 00:48:43,011 --> 00:48:44,766 Fair enough? 600 00:48:44,846 --> 00:48:47,953 So it's half therapy, half browbeating? 601 00:48:48,033 --> 00:48:50,538 More like 90 percent therapy you think you need... 602 00:48:50,618 --> 00:48:52,946 ...and ten percent therapy I think you need. 603 00:48:53,026 --> 00:48:55,080 That's fine. 604 00:48:55,756 --> 00:48:59,380 Well, we'll start with what you think your problems are. 605 00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:02,650 Who are you? 606 00:49:02,730 --> 00:49:04,820 I'm not just one. 607 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,756 I've been called legion. 608 00:49:08,436 --> 00:49:10,191 I am many. 609 00:49:10,271 --> 00:49:12,294 Where are you? 610 00:49:13,774 --> 00:49:15,696 I'm right here. 611 00:49:15,776 --> 00:49:17,598 The dark place... 612 00:49:17,678 --> 00:49:20,165 ...where is the dark place? 613 00:49:21,616 --> 00:49:23,504 I'm not sure. 614 00:49:23,584 --> 00:49:25,807 I couldn't show you on a map. 615 00:49:26,687 --> 00:49:28,910 I do know this though... 616 00:49:29,590 --> 00:49:32,080 ...no one here ever wanted to come... 617 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,050 ...but you, oh, Dennis... 618 00:49:35,130 --> 00:49:37,218 ...you would love it here. 619 00:49:37,298 --> 00:49:41,722 If you came here, you'd be happy for the rest of your life. 620 00:49:41,802 --> 00:49:45,131 If I went there, I'd be happy for the rest of mine. 621 00:49:46,241 --> 00:49:49,330 So what do we do? 622 00:49:49,810 --> 00:49:52,233 Just keep doing what you're doing. 623 00:49:52,813 --> 00:49:54,870 It'll make you smarter. 624 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:58,039 It'll make me able to go where you are. 625 00:49:58,919 --> 00:50:02,677 It's a good deal all the way around. 626 00:50:02,757 --> 00:50:05,431 Just keep doing what you're doing. 627 00:50:07,026 --> 00:50:09,516 What do you look like? 628 00:50:10,097 --> 00:50:11,987 You wanna see me? 629 00:50:12,067 --> 00:50:15,497 Take this mirror and point it at the closet mirror. 630 00:50:29,283 --> 00:50:31,307 Take a step back. 631 00:50:32,187 --> 00:50:35,047 Look down the hallway into infinity. 632 00:50:42,562 --> 00:50:45,320 Is... is that you? 633 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,775 I didn't choose to look this way. 634 00:50:48,735 --> 00:50:52,259 Why should I help you anymore? 635 00:50:52,339 --> 00:50:53,914 You hurt me. 636 00:50:53,994 --> 00:50:57,265 Who's really hurting you? Me? 637 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,595 - Or Susan? - Susan likes me. 638 00:51:00,675 --> 00:51:03,695 She wouldn't fuck you with someone else's pussy. 639 00:51:04,918 --> 00:51:08,276 - Why? - She wouldn't fuck a retard. 640 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:10,278 How revolting. 641 00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:14,395 But a serial killer... ah, how exciting. 642 00:51:14,475 --> 00:51:16,887 How intriguing. How mysterious. 643 00:51:16,967 --> 00:51:20,634 You know what makes you so unattractive in Susan's eyes? 644 00:51:21,569 --> 00:51:24,893 - No. - She thinks you couldn't hurt a fly. 645 00:51:24,973 --> 00:51:27,429 She thinks you're insignificant. 646 00:51:28,609 --> 00:51:32,467 If you killed her, she'd die screaming... 647 00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:34,470 ...she'd die in agony... 648 00:51:35,150 --> 00:51:39,175 ...but she'd die wet between the legs. 649 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,443 Am I really your enemy? 650 00:51:42,523 --> 00:51:44,779 Tsk, tsk, Dennis... 651 00:51:44,859 --> 00:51:46,882 ...I'm your only friend. 652 00:51:47,762 --> 00:51:50,050 I'm hungry, Dennis. 653 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:52,431 Let's go get some ice cream. 654 00:52:08,283 --> 00:52:09,843 Hello? 655 00:53:38,973 --> 00:53:41,762 Oh, my God, Dennis. 656 00:53:41,842 --> 00:53:43,865 Thank God it's you. 657 00:53:44,345 --> 00:53:45,400 Hi. 658 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,036 What's up with the hand in the coat? You hiding a concealed weapon or something? 659 00:53:50,451 --> 00:53:52,355 - Uh, no. It's a... - No? 660 00:53:52,435 --> 00:53:55,343 ...a new notebook I got here. 661 00:53:55,423 --> 00:54:00,463 I'm gonna write down notes in it and keep them. 662 00:54:01,696 --> 00:54:03,519 Can you read? 663 00:54:04,799 --> 00:54:06,638 Well, uh... 664 00:54:06,718 --> 00:54:10,613 ...no, but what I've kinda been doing is... 665 00:54:10,693 --> 00:54:14,395 ...asking other people to write down notes... 666 00:54:14,475 --> 00:54:16,964 ...and then when I get home... 667 00:54:17,044 --> 00:54:20,251 ...I ask John to read them to me. 668 00:54:20,331 --> 00:54:23,191 That's the coolest thing that I've ever heard. 669 00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:28,542 I was hoping... 670 00:54:28,622 --> 00:54:30,395 ...you'd write me a note. 671 00:54:31,025 --> 00:54:32,580 I would love to, Dennis. 672 00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:35,550 - Take a letter, Susan. - Okay. 673 00:54:36,330 --> 00:54:37,919 To... 674 00:54:38,199 --> 00:54:42,405 ...whomever it may concern, I... 675 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:45,993 ...Susan Hill, being of... 676 00:54:46,473 --> 00:54:51,031 ...sound mind and hot body... 677 00:54:52,713 --> 00:54:55,204 ...am prepared to... 678 00:54:55,284 --> 00:54:57,772 ...make the following confessions. 679 00:54:57,852 --> 00:55:00,808 I think Dennis Peterson... 680 00:55:00,888 --> 00:55:04,933 ...is super keen and I would like... 681 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:07,197 ...to have his babies. 682 00:55:09,063 --> 00:55:13,928 I can't think of a way to get him to ask me out... 683 00:55:14,008 --> 00:55:18,473 ...or tell him that my idea of a perfect date... 684 00:55:19,273 --> 00:55:22,163 ...would include bumper cars... 685 00:55:22,243 --> 00:55:26,113 ...and ice cream here in my own store. 686 00:55:32,587 --> 00:55:34,647 This is a joke, isn't it? 687 00:55:36,757 --> 00:55:38,279 Why? 688 00:55:38,609 --> 00:55:42,100 I would just feel more comfortable if you were kidding. 689 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:45,370 I mean, you're not really asking me out, are you? 690 00:55:45,450 --> 00:55:47,902 Would it be so wrong if I did? 691 00:55:48,502 --> 00:55:51,591 Well, Dennis, I'm spoken for. 692 00:55:51,671 --> 00:55:55,390 No, you broke up with that guy two weeks ago. 693 00:55:55,470 --> 00:55:58,366 Yeah, I'm not... I'm not ready to move on, Dennis. 694 00:55:58,446 --> 00:56:01,426 You can't just turn love off like a switch. 695 00:56:01,506 --> 00:56:04,598 You were only dating him for a month! 696 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:08,720 Dennis, it... it wouldn't work out between us. 697 00:57:38,346 --> 00:57:40,436 Are you lying, John? 698 00:57:42,116 --> 00:57:45,152 - No. - Are you sure? 699 00:57:45,232 --> 00:57:48,876 When you continue lying to someone whom you know knows you're lying... 700 00:57:48,956 --> 00:57:51,466 ...that's when it can be called compulsive. 701 00:57:53,706 --> 00:57:56,401 - How do you know? - Friendly word of advice, John. 702 00:57:56,481 --> 00:57:59,741 Steer clear of poker. It wouldn't be your game. 703 00:58:03,303 --> 00:58:05,173 Quite a tell, huh? 704 00:58:17,017 --> 00:58:20,079 - Oh. Sorry. I'm so sorry. - Excuse me. 705 00:58:30,665 --> 00:58:32,925 - Lydia. - Hi, John. 706 00:58:34,769 --> 00:58:37,793 - Are you spying on me? - No. 707 00:58:38,773 --> 00:58:41,203 No, I, uh, I just needed a ride. 708 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:45,400 - Well, I'm going home. - That's okay. 709 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,302 You want company? 710 00:58:48,082 --> 00:58:51,510 - Yeah. Yeah, sure. - Okay. 711 00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:59,152 Thanks. 712 00:59:00,695 --> 00:59:02,750 What was our first date like? 713 00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:05,152 Feeling nostalgic? Sentimental? 714 00:59:05,232 --> 00:59:08,433 You wanna do it again, see if we can recapture something, is that it? 715 00:59:13,874 --> 00:59:16,030 What are we doing down here? 716 00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:18,583 Dennis spends a lot of his spare time down here these days. 717 00:59:18,663 --> 00:59:20,918 Oh, right, carpentry. 718 00:59:21,048 --> 00:59:22,878 The carpentry. 719 00:59:27,988 --> 00:59:29,910 Hey, Dennis. 720 00:59:29,990 --> 00:59:32,413 Come here, buddy. I got a surprise for you. 721 00:59:33,293 --> 00:59:37,250 What surprise? You know I love surprises. 722 00:59:37,330 --> 00:59:41,133 Well, come on out. Come on out and I'll tell you all about it. 723 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:52,299 Tonight, you're in charge. Whatever you wanna do we'll do. 724 00:59:52,379 --> 00:59:54,409 All three of us. 725 00:59:59,754 --> 01:00:03,184 Let's go to the car, chop, chop. 726 01:00:07,962 --> 01:00:08,992 Dennis. 727 01:00:15,703 --> 01:00:18,485 # The girls are over here # 728 01:00:18,565 --> 01:00:21,187 # The girls are over there # 729 01:00:21,267 --> 01:00:24,031 # Love is in the air 730 01:00:24,111 --> 01:00:26,689 # Yeah, the girl's are fair # 731 01:00:26,769 --> 01:00:29,770 - Thank you. - # Walking in the field # 732 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:32,619 # Flower in the air 733 01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:35,503 # Looking for a fling # 734 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,131 # With a millionaire ## 735 01:00:40,395 --> 01:00:43,584 How do they make the things move? 736 01:00:43,664 --> 01:00:49,323 Like, the octopus, how do they make all those eight big tentacles... 737 01:00:49,403 --> 01:00:52,260 ...of the octopus move like that? 738 01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:55,452 Well, it's animatronics, Dennis. Very simple ones. 739 01:00:55,810 --> 01:00:57,632 See the wires attached to the tentacles? 740 01:00:57,712 --> 01:01:00,735 They go up past the curtain where we can't see them into a big plastic tube... 741 01:01:00,815 --> 01:01:02,302 ...with a bunch of disks on it. 742 01:01:02,382 --> 01:01:05,920 It's not too unlike a giant shish kabob skewer... 743 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,371 ...put through old vinyl records. 744 01:01:10,925 --> 01:01:12,980 But it doesn't actually go through the center, it's a little off center... 745 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:15,183 ...so when it rotates, the disc goes up and down... 746 01:01:15,263 --> 01:01:20,054 ...and subsequently the arms attached to that disc go up and down, moving cables... 747 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:22,325 ...which move the tentacles. 748 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,158 I didn't understand any of that. 749 01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:32,199 Hi, what'll it be? 750 01:01:32,279 --> 01:01:35,669 Large pepperoni pizza and a pitcher of diet. 751 01:01:35,749 --> 01:01:38,218 And a strawberry milkshake. 752 01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:40,385 Okay, I'll be back in a flash. 753 01:01:43,391 --> 01:01:46,851 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 754 01:02:07,582 --> 01:02:09,792 He is really well-behaved this evening. 755 01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:30,025 You didn't talk me into that one. 756 01:02:30,855 --> 01:02:34,904 I just did it and I don't know why. 757 01:02:35,515 --> 01:02:37,830 I knew you'd come around eventually. 758 01:02:39,414 --> 01:02:41,236 What happened? 759 01:02:42,116 --> 01:02:46,574 You've developed immunities, so you're upping your dosage. 760 01:02:47,387 --> 01:02:48,961 Why? 761 01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:52,260 You're addicted. 762 01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:56,214 Stop killing and sobriety's icy hand will have you. 763 01:02:56,596 --> 01:02:59,454 Hell, you can't even decrease your kills... 764 01:02:59,534 --> 01:03:03,688 ...but any increase and you overdose. 765 01:03:04,138 --> 01:03:06,962 So, what do I do? 766 01:03:07,842 --> 01:03:10,697 You graduate to stronger shit. 767 01:03:10,777 --> 01:03:13,533 You have to kill those close to you now. 768 01:03:13,613 --> 01:03:16,564 Friends, family... 769 01:03:16,644 --> 01:03:19,328 ...you have to kill more people like Susan. 770 01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:23,844 I think you're tricking me. 771 01:03:24,324 --> 01:03:28,148 I think you had this planned all along. 772 01:03:28,228 --> 01:03:31,251 You say everyone else is tricking me... 773 01:03:31,331 --> 01:03:33,388 ...but it's you. 774 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:36,598 I know that now, so... 775 01:03:36,678 --> 01:03:39,593 ...you can't trick me anymore. 776 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:45,132 You're still gonna have to do everything I say, because I control your dreams. 777 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,268 I can handle the nightmares. 778 01:03:48,348 --> 01:03:50,337 You haven't yet had a nightmare. 779 01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:53,573 I won't do it. 780 01:03:53,653 --> 01:03:55,876 You're getting real close. 781 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:58,545 I can smell your soul getting ripe. 782 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:01,281 I won't do it. 783 01:04:01,361 --> 01:04:05,544 Oh, you'll do it, retard, or I'll find another retard... 784 01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,339 ...and he'll do it to you. 785 01:04:33,994 --> 01:04:35,884 Oh, wow. 786 01:04:37,364 --> 01:04:39,454 Hi, Susan. 787 01:04:40,384 --> 01:04:42,671 You got me really good. 788 01:04:44,404 --> 01:04:45,845 Car? 789 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:48,195 Hit me right here first... 790 01:04:49,530 --> 01:04:51,610 ...and then up here. 791 01:04:53,713 --> 01:04:56,743 You can't even really see a bruise, can you? 792 01:05:05,159 --> 01:05:07,389 My skin held up pretty well. 793 01:05:08,628 --> 01:05:12,489 Even after the bus sent me through the windshield. 794 01:05:13,133 --> 01:05:15,656 You'd think I'd be cut, but I'm not. 795 01:05:16,636 --> 01:05:18,251 My skin... 796 01:05:21,541 --> 01:05:23,364 ...is good. 797 01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:28,218 There's not a mark anywhere on it. 798 01:05:28,298 --> 01:05:30,929 And most of my bones aren't broken either. 799 01:05:33,287 --> 01:05:37,545 You know that saying, "a chain is only as strong as its weakest link"? 800 01:05:38,425 --> 01:05:41,381 Well, you can see that my skin isn't the weakest link. 801 01:05:41,461 --> 01:05:43,315 My bones aren't either. 802 01:05:44,498 --> 01:05:45,872 What is? 803 01:05:47,635 --> 01:05:51,925 Absolutely everything else. 804 01:05:52,306 --> 01:05:56,166 You can see now, Dennis, that my skin... 805 01:05:57,645 --> 01:06:01,505 ...is the only thing that's holding me together. 806 01:06:17,464 --> 01:06:19,323 Hey, you nod off there, buddy? 807 01:06:21,635 --> 01:06:24,255 Well, I guess you've had enough fun for one night. 808 01:06:24,338 --> 01:06:26,208 Come on, we'll take you home. 809 01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:41,007 You can't hurt me if I don't fall asleep. 810 01:06:41,087 --> 01:06:44,050 You know what happens if you stay awake too long? 811 01:06:44,390 --> 01:06:46,797 I don't care. 812 01:06:46,877 --> 01:06:49,549 You reach a state of semi-consciousness... 813 01:06:49,629 --> 01:06:52,637 ...unable to discern asleep from awake. 814 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:58,492 You know what happens if you stay in the dark place long enough? 815 01:06:58,572 --> 01:07:01,128 You get really ugly. 816 01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:04,398 You ain't seen nothing yet. 817 01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:27,053 How can you stay awake all night? 818 01:07:27,133 --> 01:07:29,403 You won't last an hour. 819 01:07:41,081 --> 01:07:43,111 Nighty night. 820 01:07:48,488 --> 01:07:51,671 This just in... sleep. 821 01:07:51,751 --> 01:07:54,300 Let yourself sleep. 822 01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:55,916 Sleep. 823 01:07:59,765 --> 01:08:01,268 Sleep. 824 01:08:28,763 --> 01:08:32,252 - You still up? - Nope, I just woke up. 825 01:08:32,332 --> 01:08:35,195 Glad to hear you got some sleep. Whew! 826 01:08:35,771 --> 01:08:39,159 You are ripe. You need a bath. Let's go run one. 827 01:08:39,239 --> 01:08:43,430 I know. I get to call the shots today and I say no bath. 828 01:08:43,510 --> 01:08:46,371 Yes, that was yesterday. Run a bath. 829 01:08:50,584 --> 01:08:53,054 Today. Chop, chop. 830 01:09:04,231 --> 01:09:06,326 Wake up, honey. We overslept. 831 01:09:10,036 --> 01:09:13,393 What are you talking about? You went to go check on Dennis five minutes ago. 832 01:09:13,473 --> 01:09:15,363 No, I didn't. 833 01:09:16,143 --> 01:09:18,131 You didn't? 834 01:09:18,211 --> 01:09:19,771 No. 835 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,972 You didn't tell him to take a bath? 836 01:09:25,052 --> 01:09:26,582 No. 837 01:09:28,823 --> 01:09:30,773 That's weird, I must have dreamt it. 838 01:09:37,497 --> 01:09:40,220 - I got the "morning afters." - Yeah. 839 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:43,991 - Morning after crack and gasoline. - What the hell did we drink last night? 840 01:09:44,071 --> 01:09:46,336 We didn't. We didn't drink anything last night. 841 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:48,856 Let's get some coffee at the ice cream place. 842 01:10:07,061 --> 01:10:10,518 - Hey, Susan, do you still... - That's not Susan, honey. 843 01:10:10,598 --> 01:10:14,121 Sorry, ma'am, I'm just so used to seeing Susan here. You look so much like her. 844 01:10:14,201 --> 01:10:17,391 People have made that mistake tons of times before. 845 01:10:17,471 --> 01:10:20,694 - You'll be seeing me here from now on. - Where is Susan? 846 01:10:20,774 --> 01:10:23,062 - I'm sorry, you haven't heard? - No. 847 01:10:23,142 --> 01:10:26,466 - She had an accident. - What kind of accident? 848 01:10:26,546 --> 01:10:30,636 A traffic accident, kind of. She got hit by a car. 849 01:10:30,717 --> 01:10:33,641 - Oh, my God. - Well, how is she doing? 850 01:10:33,871 --> 01:10:35,591 She's dead. 851 01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:41,715 - Oh, honey, here she comes. - Good. Ma'am. 852 01:10:41,795 --> 01:10:45,032 - Miss. - Ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am. 853 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:50,157 - Wow. - Sir? Sir? Could you send... 854 01:10:50,837 --> 01:10:52,677 Thank you. 855 01:10:55,475 --> 01:10:57,290 What would you like? 856 01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:01,969 - Uh, I want a drink. You? - Definitely. 857 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:06,640 - Vodka, soda, splash of pineapple, please. - And I will have a Jack, neat. 858 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:10,144 And what happened to the usual waitress? What's her name, Jenny? 859 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:13,285 I'm filling in for her. She's sick or something. 860 01:11:15,929 --> 01:11:18,919 Hostess, valet, waitress... 861 01:11:18,999 --> 01:11:20,854 ...it's beginning to seem like an epidemic. 862 01:11:20,934 --> 01:11:22,804 No kidding. 863 01:11:29,009 --> 01:11:31,691 Totally forgot my appointment with Dr. Preston. 864 01:11:31,771 --> 01:11:34,011 At least I'll see one familiar face today. 865 01:11:35,615 --> 01:11:37,432 Excuse me, Dr. Preston? 866 01:11:38,652 --> 01:11:42,822 - I am, uh, I'm sorry. - Thanks fucking Christ for that. 867 01:11:44,424 --> 01:11:48,712 I'm in the mood to vent, and you caught me at a hell of a time. 868 01:11:49,262 --> 01:11:51,351 Go ahead, ask me the question. 869 01:11:51,431 --> 01:11:55,427 Ask me what everyone fucking asks me, every fucking minute of every fucking day. 870 01:11:55,507 --> 01:11:58,007 "Why do you look like that? What's wrong with you?" 871 01:11:58,087 --> 01:12:00,427 You wanna know what's wrong with me? 872 01:12:00,507 --> 01:12:02,799 Nothing. I'm just dandy. 873 01:12:02,879 --> 01:12:05,532 Until of course some asshole like you comes along... 874 01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:09,637 - ...and ruins my damn good time. - Terribly sorry, sir. 875 01:12:24,665 --> 01:12:27,192 I need a break. 876 01:12:28,702 --> 01:12:30,950 After we get Mildy. 877 01:12:33,759 --> 01:12:36,588 - Who? - You'll remember when we see her. 878 01:12:44,217 --> 01:12:45,472 But I don't know. 879 01:12:45,552 --> 01:12:49,776 She's a bitter social reject who can never feel good about herself... 880 01:12:49,856 --> 01:12:53,646 ...so to even the playing field she makes everyone feel bad. 881 01:12:54,227 --> 01:12:55,863 No! 882 01:12:55,943 --> 01:13:00,254 What if I say, "No, I won't kill Mildy"? 883 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:02,992 I won't kill anyone again. 884 01:13:03,072 --> 01:13:06,693 She's coming for you now. She's coming with the police. 885 01:13:06,773 --> 01:13:08,237 Good. 886 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:11,911 Go too long without killing and the nightmares start, Dennis. 887 01:13:11,991 --> 01:13:14,021 I can fix that. 888 01:13:39,306 --> 01:13:41,966 If I kill me, I kill us. 889 01:14:05,665 --> 01:14:08,005 How do you like the dark place, Dennis? 890 01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:14,989 You said I'd be happy... 891 01:14:15,069 --> 01:14:17,548 ...for the rest of my life. 892 01:14:18,144 --> 01:14:21,000 You're not alive anymore, Dennis. 893 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,321 I am. 894 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,141 So we're all clear, right? 895 01:14:37,964 --> 01:14:41,087 John Peterson? Mildy Torres, Social Services... 896 01:14:41,167 --> 01:14:44,357 ...with a court order relieving you of your custodial responsibilities... 897 01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,668 ...to Dennis Peterson. 898 01:14:47,974 --> 01:14:49,496 Looks like nobody's home. 899 01:14:49,576 --> 01:14:52,365 Yeah, we don't have a search warrant, so... 900 01:14:52,445 --> 01:14:54,665 So stick to what's in plain sight. 901 01:14:56,650 --> 01:14:58,480 All right. 902 01:15:03,957 --> 01:15:05,779 You smell that? 903 01:15:06,259 --> 01:15:07,981 Retard stink. 904 01:15:08,061 --> 01:15:10,284 No, it smells good. 905 01:15:10,864 --> 01:15:13,653 Wait a minute, we're alone here, right? 906 01:15:13,733 --> 01:15:19,158 Yeah, turkeys, chicken, roast beef, it all takes a day. 907 01:15:19,238 --> 01:15:23,096 All right, so I'm going up here, you're gonna take the kitchen? 908 01:15:23,176 --> 01:15:25,260 - Just save me a piece, all right, Don? - Yeah, right. 909 01:15:25,340 --> 01:15:26,671 I'm serious. 910 01:15:52,706 --> 01:15:54,566 Did you hear that? 911 01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:59,393 You better fucking save me a piece. 912 01:18:19,819 --> 01:18:21,842 I don't recognize a soul. 913 01:18:22,422 --> 01:18:25,111 It's worse than that. We haven't recognized anyone all day. 914 01:18:25,191 --> 01:18:27,047 Where is everyone? 915 01:18:27,427 --> 01:18:29,783 I don't know. Must be the flu or something. 916 01:18:29,863 --> 01:18:32,779 - Why would it only target our friends? - Okay, so what's your guess? 917 01:18:32,869 --> 01:18:36,323 Dennis is holed up in the basement with instructions for butchers and taxidermists. 918 01:18:36,403 --> 01:18:39,659 It smells like Satan's ass down there. People are missing, one's dead for sure... 919 01:18:39,739 --> 01:18:42,296 Not everyone we know is missing, okay? 920 01:18:42,576 --> 01:18:45,466 Ha! There's Pete. Pete from the bookstore. 921 01:18:46,813 --> 01:18:48,643 Hey, Pete! 922 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:55,775 Pete! 923 01:18:55,855 --> 01:19:00,299 Uh, hi, John, Lydia, what's going on? 924 01:19:00,379 --> 01:19:03,516 You're a little bit excited and it's creeping me out, man. 925 01:19:03,596 --> 01:19:05,685 It's just... it's just really good to see you. 926 01:19:06,165 --> 01:19:09,550 - Yeah, super to see you guys. - No, no. 927 01:19:09,630 --> 01:19:12,726 You don't understand, man. You're the first familiar face we've seen all day. 928 01:19:12,806 --> 01:19:16,562 It's just really "Twilight Zone"-ish. 929 01:19:16,642 --> 01:19:18,232 Okay. 930 01:19:19,718 --> 01:19:24,212 Oh, John, I've got Dennis's books on tape here. 931 01:19:25,184 --> 01:19:28,141 Yeah, this is definitely Dennis's. 932 01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:31,544 I've got Chuck's marked down there with a different color. 933 01:19:31,624 --> 01:19:34,200 Have Chuck's and Dennis' books been getting messed up? 934 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,016 - Yeah. - Thank God. 935 01:19:37,096 --> 01:19:40,954 Yes, thank God. Parting of the Red Sea was okay... 936 01:19:41,034 --> 01:19:45,659 ...but I was not a believer until I witnessed the bookstore fuck up. 937 01:19:46,389 --> 01:19:50,697 - Have you seen any of Chuck's cassettes? - Yeah. 938 01:19:50,777 --> 01:19:53,266 Because I was a bit worried they may be Dennis's. 939 01:19:53,346 --> 01:19:55,581 - Okay, yeah, I got that. - He's been spending a lot of time... 940 01:19:55,661 --> 01:19:58,672 ...in the basement. There's weird smells coming out of there. 941 01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:02,208 And stinking in the basement is okay if you're reading the right books. 942 01:20:02,288 --> 01:20:04,077 Exactly. 943 01:20:04,157 --> 01:20:06,613 Well, there you have it. 944 01:20:07,293 --> 01:20:08,376 What? 945 01:20:08,456 --> 01:20:11,332 Well, Dennis didn't even buy the books, Chuck did. 946 01:20:11,797 --> 01:20:13,687 Your point? 947 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:17,056 Your theory about Dennis no longer has a leg to stand on. 948 01:20:17,636 --> 01:20:20,660 Well, then, why do you lie about him so much? 949 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,509 - What are you hiding? - What? 950 01:20:24,409 --> 01:20:26,165 Why are you lying? 951 01:20:26,245 --> 01:20:28,057 I'm not lying. 952 01:20:37,806 --> 01:20:39,627 We both know you're lying. 953 01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:47,291 You really wanna know? 954 01:20:48,834 --> 01:20:50,657 Dennis was a prodigy. 955 01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,727 His IQ is not traditionally measurable. 956 01:20:54,537 --> 01:20:56,779 Taught himself arithmetic through... 957 01:20:56,859 --> 01:21:00,334 ...long division at age five, library books. 958 01:21:01,214 --> 01:21:03,484 He was a hero in the papers and... 959 01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:07,614 ...still a hero to Dr. Preston. He keeps... 960 01:21:07,694 --> 01:21:11,186 ...a display case of newspaper clippings, essays, novellas, theories... 961 01:21:11,266 --> 01:21:14,733 ...all about or by Dennis. 962 01:21:15,794 --> 01:21:19,218 - What happened? - I don't remember all of it. 963 01:21:19,698 --> 01:21:23,756 I was eight when he was six and we got into a fight... 964 01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:27,304 ...and I punched him, good punch, knockout punch right to the jaw. 965 01:21:30,944 --> 01:21:32,818 And he went... 966 01:21:33,509 --> 01:21:35,548 ...tumbling down the stairs. 967 01:21:35,815 --> 01:21:38,105 He was only unconscious for about an hour... 968 01:21:40,086 --> 01:21:43,402 ...but, uh, when he came to... 969 01:21:43,482 --> 01:21:47,301 ...he couldn't read. He couldn't even tie his own shoelaces. 970 01:21:50,296 --> 01:21:52,186 Christ, I don't know. 971 01:21:53,766 --> 01:21:55,996 I don't even know what the fight was about. 972 01:21:58,654 --> 01:22:00,547 You did this to him. 973 01:22:06,562 --> 01:22:08,282 He was a genius? 974 01:22:11,234 --> 01:22:13,490 Christ, I'd love to get away with you. 975 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:17,030 Start a family, have a normal life... 976 01:22:18,441 --> 01:22:21,598 ...but I really do owe every cent that I make... 977 01:22:21,678 --> 01:22:24,702 ...and every moment of my life to Dennis. 978 01:22:25,832 --> 01:22:27,854 We're gonna have to talk to Dennis. 979 01:22:28,484 --> 01:22:30,539 About what? 980 01:22:30,819 --> 01:22:32,936 He'll need to know how things are going to change. 981 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:34,811 What's going to change? 982 01:22:34,891 --> 01:22:38,691 For one, that house is going to be a little more cramped with me living in it. 983 01:22:38,771 --> 01:22:40,546 You could live with Dennis? 984 01:22:40,626 --> 01:22:43,111 Well, it's not a dream come true... 985 01:22:44,092 --> 01:22:45,981 ...but it is a family. 986 01:22:46,635 --> 01:22:48,524 And that's more than I ever had. 987 01:22:49,104 --> 01:22:51,727 Wait, wait, I'm sorry, where are you going? 988 01:22:51,807 --> 01:22:53,762 I'm gonna go get Dennis. 989 01:22:53,842 --> 01:22:57,600 Get the birthday table at Monsoon's. He's gonna have a lot to digest. 990 01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:02,005 A lot of complicated grown-up issues... 991 01:23:02,085 --> 01:23:04,745 ...and pizza to digest. 992 01:23:21,204 --> 01:23:24,093 So, how about them Dodgers? 993 01:23:26,573 --> 01:23:28,437 I'm sorry, Pete. 994 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:32,201 I'm sorry to everyone, I seem to have made a bit of a spectacle. 995 01:23:32,281 --> 01:23:35,905 No, no, dude. None of us even noticed. 996 01:23:36,785 --> 01:23:42,075 Let me just put Dennis' books there on the edge of your table. 997 01:23:48,797 --> 01:23:52,789 - You look a bit glazy, man. - Yeah, I feel a bit weird. 998 01:23:52,869 --> 01:23:56,059 - You take anything, man? - Just prescription stuff. 999 01:23:56,139 --> 01:24:00,063 Well, let's not jump to conclusions and blame the drugs. 1000 01:24:00,143 --> 01:24:03,599 Anybody would freak when they found out what Dennis has been reading about. 1001 01:24:03,679 --> 01:24:06,069 I haven't yet found out what Dennis has been reading about. 1002 01:24:06,149 --> 01:24:11,054 - I know what Chuck's been reading. - Oh, yeah, now, that's creepy. 1003 01:24:11,134 --> 01:24:13,242 Why? What has Dennis been reading? 1004 01:24:13,322 --> 01:24:16,460 Books on forensics and taxidermy. 1005 01:24:16,540 --> 01:24:20,017 - That's... that's Chuck. - No, that's Dennis. 1006 01:24:21,397 --> 01:24:23,452 It's an acquired taste. 1007 01:24:24,182 --> 01:24:28,080 Don't worry about that smell in your basement, it's dead animals. 1008 01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:31,826 Taxi! 1009 01:24:32,107 --> 01:24:35,030 - Pete, you gotta call the cops. - I don't want to. 1010 01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:38,765 Send them to my house. There's a crime in progress. 1011 01:24:40,884 --> 01:24:42,454 Dennis! 1012 01:24:48,725 --> 01:24:50,271 Denn... 1013 01:25:43,479 --> 01:25:46,453 Here's the knife, alakazam... 1014 01:25:47,513 --> 01:25:49,874 ...gone. Boo. 1015 01:27:12,752 --> 01:27:14,590 Gesundheit. 1016 01:28:47,095 --> 01:28:48,615 Dennis? 1017 01:29:04,980 --> 01:29:06,836 Good evening. 1018 01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:08,455 Lydia? 1019 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:11,305 Say hello to John. 1020 01:29:11,387 --> 01:29:13,409 Hello, John. 1021 01:29:13,789 --> 01:29:17,713 Lydia, you seem a little sad. Is something wrong? 1022 01:29:17,793 --> 01:29:20,866 Yes, I feel all empty inside. 1023 01:29:20,946 --> 01:29:23,660 I'm a shell of my former self. 1024 01:29:23,740 --> 01:29:25,821 Why are you feeling that way? 1025 01:29:26,101 --> 01:29:30,326 I've demanded so much of my brother's time that he no longer has a life. 1026 01:29:30,406 --> 01:29:34,556 I can't care for myself, so duty binds him to me. 1027 01:29:34,637 --> 01:29:37,032 And you feel guilty because of that? 1028 01:29:37,112 --> 01:29:40,035 I took all the time he could have focused on his own needs... 1029 01:29:40,115 --> 01:29:42,605 ...and demanded he focus on my needs. 1030 01:29:42,685 --> 01:29:44,491 I took his life away. 1031 01:29:45,821 --> 01:29:48,110 Oh, it can't be that bad. 1032 01:29:48,190 --> 01:29:50,243 What could be worse? 1033 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:53,568 You could remove any hope of his having a normal life. 1034 01:29:55,197 --> 01:29:56,755 How? 1035 01:29:56,835 --> 01:30:00,655 Well, you could push him down the stairs and damage his brain. 1036 01:30:00,736 --> 01:30:03,125 Render him mentally incompetent. 1037 01:30:03,205 --> 01:30:06,595 What kind of a monster would do that to his own family? 1038 01:30:06,675 --> 01:30:09,598 - A spider. - What do spiders do? 1039 01:30:09,678 --> 01:30:12,368 They kill all their family members. 1040 01:30:13,548 --> 01:30:15,438 That's not as bad as what I did. 1041 01:30:15,518 --> 01:30:19,575 And what you did isn't as bad as damaging someone's brain. 1042 01:30:19,655 --> 01:30:21,644 Oh? Why not? 1043 01:30:21,724 --> 01:30:24,547 When you damage someone's brain you darken their whole world. 1044 01:30:24,627 --> 01:30:26,829 Dennis. Dennis, what are you doing? 1045 01:30:26,909 --> 01:30:31,434 Nothing remains familiar. Family loses familiarity. 1046 01:30:31,834 --> 01:30:34,089 - Dennis, get me out of the chair. - Imagine that. 1047 01:30:34,169 --> 01:30:35,458 Imagine what? 1048 01:30:35,538 --> 01:30:38,794 How it must feel to wander about a town once familiar... 1049 01:30:38,874 --> 01:30:42,431 ...only to meet fifth generation copies of people you once knew. 1050 01:30:42,511 --> 01:30:45,348 How could someone in that position cope? 1051 01:30:45,648 --> 01:30:50,476 - He'd have to think like a spider. - Dennis, Dennis, Dennis... 1052 01:30:50,556 --> 01:30:52,608 ...everything is gonna be fine. 1053 01:30:52,688 --> 01:30:56,113 A spider's so cold and deceptive. 1054 01:30:57,393 --> 01:30:59,248 Oh, Christ. 1055 01:30:59,928 --> 01:31:04,587 Dennis, Dennis. Dennis. Dennis! Dennis! Let me out of the chair! 1056 01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:08,757 Dennis, goddamnit! Let me out of the chair! Right now! 1057 01:31:08,837 --> 01:31:10,609 Everyone is. 1058 01:31:10,839 --> 01:31:15,900 Dennis, listen to me! Goddamnit, Dennis, let me out of the chair! 1059 01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,104 Let me tell you a story about a worse deception still. 1060 01:31:23,136 --> 01:31:28,110 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. 1061 01:31:28,190 --> 01:31:32,818 If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. 1062 01:31:32,898 --> 01:31:36,291 And I pray the Lord forgive me, but he cannot stay. 1063 01:31:36,371 --> 01:31:40,055 He takes attention I need from my Mommy away. 1064 01:31:40,135 --> 01:31:43,081 He reminds me all the time that I'm not him. 1065 01:31:43,488 --> 01:31:47,718 Forgive me, oh, Lord, but I'm about to sin. 1066 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:00,325 These injuries could not have happened in the fall. 1067 01:32:00,405 --> 01:32:02,761 Ah-ha! The jealous older brother. 1068 01:32:02,841 --> 01:32:06,999 He's the victim of an attack. I'll revive him, he'll talk. 1069 01:32:07,079 --> 01:32:10,075 Talk to me, boy. Beautiful, beautiful boy. 1070 01:32:10,155 --> 01:32:14,340 - Goddammit, Dennis! Get me out of this chair. - Foiled! No, not foiled, just a setback. 1071 01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:19,128 We'll bring you back. And your brother will get his comeuppance. 1072 01:32:19,758 --> 01:32:22,381 Everyone is deceiving everyone. 1073 01:32:22,861 --> 01:32:26,552 We're not social animals, it's a rogue world. 1074 01:32:27,332 --> 01:32:29,087 A spider world. 1075 01:32:29,167 --> 01:32:33,892 # The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout # 1076 01:32:33,972 --> 01:32:38,173 # Down came the rain, and washed the spider out ## 1077 01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:01,416 Dennis! Let me out of the chair! 1078 01:33:01,496 --> 01:33:03,797 Dennis! Dennis! 1079 01:34:10,032 --> 01:34:13,005 The doctors tell me if I received orders to kill... 1080 01:34:13,085 --> 01:34:16,161 ...from the person who made up my dreams... 1081 01:34:16,241 --> 01:34:18,663 ...and the person I saw in the mirror... 1082 01:34:18,743 --> 01:34:21,767 ...then I ordered myself to kill. 1083 01:34:21,847 --> 01:34:24,937 I am simply insane. 1084 01:34:25,417 --> 01:34:28,741 None of this is real, but that isn't true. 1085 01:34:28,821 --> 01:34:32,891 I'm not in this hospital. This isn't me. 1086 01:34:43,235 --> 01:34:45,390 I'm in this hospital... 1087 01:34:45,470 --> 01:34:47,393 ...this is me. 1088 01:34:47,473 --> 01:34:49,506 All I do now is hope... 1089 01:34:49,586 --> 01:34:54,166 ...hope that the cheap electric car will come crashing through the doors. 1090 01:34:54,246 --> 01:34:56,534 I'll be safely back at the carnival... 1091 01:34:56,614 --> 01:34:59,872 ...and the scariest haunted house in the world... 1092 01:34:59,952 --> 01:35:03,175 ...will finally come to an end.85621

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