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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:03,334 >> YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY WHEN 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:04,475 YOU FIND YOUR BLISS IS WHEN THE 3 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:05,776 MONEY STARTS ROLLING IN? 4 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:07,578 MINE IS SO AMAZING, MAN. IT 5 00:00:07,578 --> 00:00:09,780 TAKES US BEYOND OUR PETTY EGOS, 6 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:12,743 BEYOND LANGUAGE AND UNIFIES US. 7 00:00:12,743 --> 00:00:14,285 >> EITHER PAY YOUR SHARE OF THE 8 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:15,486 RENT BY SUNDOWN OR YOU CAN SLEEP 9 00:00:15,486 --> 00:00:16,447 ON THE BEACH WITH ALL THE OTHER 10 00:00:16,447 --> 00:00:20,091 FREAKS. 11 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:21,322 >> [GASP] 12 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,094 >> DADDY, MY STOMACH! IT HURTS 13 00:00:23,094 --> 00:00:24,325 SO MUCH! 14 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,326 >> IT´S AN INTESTINAL CONDITION, 15 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,727 RESULTING FROM THE CONSUMPTION 16 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,359 OF...HAIR. 17 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:29,800 >> WHAT?! 18 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,262 >> ANNIE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 19 00:00:31,262 --> 00:00:32,233 >> I JUST PULL IT OUT. THAT´S 20 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:36,067 ALL. 21 00:00:36,067 --> 00:00:38,139 >> DIXIE, IS THAT YOU? OH, YOU 22 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,771 LOOK FANTASTIC AS A BRUNETTE. 23 00:00:40,771 --> 00:00:43,444 >> NO, I´M TEDDY. TEDDY ROW. 24 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,045 I NEED YOU TO STAY STILL MRS. 25 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,747 REINHOLD. 26 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,150 >> [GAGGING] 27 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,581 >> WE ELOPED 2 DAYS AGO. 28 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:51,282 >> IS THIS A JOKE? 29 00:00:51,282 --> 00:00:52,723 >> JUST SPIT IT OUT. YOU DON´T 30 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:54,155 LIKE HER? I DON´T CARE. 31 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,256 >> I JUST HOPE YOU DIDN´T PUT 32 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,558 ANY OF YOUR STUFF IN HER NAME. 33 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,659 >> MAYBE IT´S BETTER YOU WEREN´T 34 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,790 THERE. MAKE SURE SHE CAN´T TOUCH 35 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:00,831 YOUR MONEY WOULD HAVE BEEN A 36 00:01:00,831 --> 00:01:02,563 LOUSY TOAST. I AM DOUBLING MY 37 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,695 LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. I´M 38 00:01:04,695 --> 00:01:05,836 MAKING CONNOR AND ANNIE SOLE 39 00:01:05,836 --> 00:01:07,438 BENEFICIARIES. 40 00:01:07,438 --> 00:01:08,439 >> WHAT IF ANNIE STAYED WITH US 41 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:10,841 FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS? HECK, 42 00:01:10,841 --> 00:01:13,204 CONNOR CAN COME OUT TOO. 43 00:01:13,204 --> 00:01:15,176 >> I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD TO 44 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,608 LEAVE MY FAMILY WITH NOTHING. 45 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:29,160 >> YOU´RE UP EARLY. IT´S ALMOST 46 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,191 11:00. 47 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,592 >> DO WE HAVE ANY COFFEE? 48 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,593 >> MM-HMM. 49 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,196 I SAVED YOU SOME OF THE PAPER. 50 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,868 IT´S THE "HELP WANTED" SECTION. 51 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:40,331 ABOUT TIME YOU GOT A REAL JOB. 52 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,807 WHAT´S THIS? 53 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,280 >> IT´S $850 OR AS YOU AND 54 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,481 CHRISTIAN LIKE TO CALL IT, 55 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:52,583 "RENT." I HAVE A REAL JOB. 56 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:54,245 THAT´S 2 MONTHS IN A ROW I´VE 57 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:55,186 MADE NOW. 58 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:56,147 >> OH, WAIT A SECOND. DID I HEAR 59 00:01:56,147 --> 00:01:57,218 YOU SAY YOU´RE PAYING THE RENT 60 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,219 WITHOUT ANOTHER THREAT OF 61 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,590 HOMELESSNESS. GIVE ME A LOOK AT 62 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,653 THIS STUFF. HMM. SMELL LIKES 63 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:03,554 REAL MONEY. LOOKS LIKE REAL 64 00:02:03,554 --> 00:02:04,755 MONEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 65 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:06,557 >> OF COURSE IT´S REAL. AND 66 00:02:06,557 --> 00:02:08,829 HERE. HERE´S A LITTLE EXTRA. 67 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,130 WHY DON´T YOU GET SOME REAL 68 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:10,901 COFFEE AROUND HERE FROM NOW ON? 69 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:11,832 THIS STUFF SUCKS. 70 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,234 >> WHERE´D YOU GET ALL THIS 71 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:13,904 MONEY? 72 00:02:13,904 --> 00:02:14,735 >> WHERE DO YOU THINK? 73 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:18,639 FROM PRACTICING MY CRAFT. 74 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,910 >> CRAFT? YOU MEAN MIMING 75 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:21,642 >> THAT´S RIGHT? 76 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,215 >> I HEARD ABOUT YOU! THE MIME! 77 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:25,716 ROBBING PEOPLE. 78 00:02:25,716 --> 00:02:27,918 [ALARM BELL RINGING] 79 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:31,852 YOU DON´T SCARE ME! 80 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,724 [GASP] 81 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:46,537 >> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 82 00:02:46,537 --> 00:02:50,271 PEOPLE ACTUALLY PAY TO SEE YOU 83 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,572 PERFORM. 84 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,673 >> YEAH. MIMES ARE BACK, 85 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,805 CHRISTIAN IN A BIG WAY. THANKS 86 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:56,277 TO YOU TWO ALL THE GREATS ARE 87 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,748 BEING REDISCOVERED--MARCEL 88 00:02:57,748 --> 00:02:59,950 MARCEAU, SHIELDS AND YARNELL. 89 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:01,552 I´M JUST CARRYING ON THE 90 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:02,613 TRADITION. 91 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:03,554 >> WELL, YOU MUST BE PRETTY GOOD 92 00:03:03,554 --> 00:03:04,755 IF YOU´RE GETTING PAID LIKE 93 00:03:04,755 --> 00:03:05,616 THIS. 94 00:03:05,616 --> 00:03:07,688 >> I AM. I MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY MY 95 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,690 RENT AND SUPPORT MY CHILD. 96 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,592 PLEASE LET ME SEE HER ON 97 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,763 SATURDAY. I WAS GOING TO TAKE 98 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:13,794 HER TO THE PIER. 99 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,867 >> FORGET IT DEAD BEAT DAD. 100 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:18,969 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE 5 MONTHS 101 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:20,931 BEHIND ON YOUR CHILD SUPPORT. 102 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,873 I´M WORKING MY FINGERS TO THE 103 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:24,875 BONE TO PAY FOR HER CHILDCARE. 104 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,206 NO. I´M SORRY, I PAY FOR 105 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,880 EVERYTHING. SO, YOU CONSIDER 106 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,713 THIS YOUR LAST VISIT UNTIL YOU 107 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:37,217 PAY UP. 108 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,949 >> HERE. I´LL PICK HER UP AT 109 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:40,791 9:00 A.M. YOU MAKE SURE SHE´S 110 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,455 READY. AM I CLEAR? 111 00:03:44,455 --> 00:03:47,858 >> WHERE DID YOU GET THIS CASH? 112 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:48,729 >> WE SHOULD COME SEE YOU 113 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,400 PERFORM. 114 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,461 >> THAT´S A GOOD IDEA. YOU JUST 115 00:03:50,461 --> 00:03:51,502 STAND ON THE VENICE BOARDWALK, 116 00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:52,002 RIGHT? 117 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:53,934 >> YOU DON´T HAVE TO DO THAT. 118 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:54,865 >> WE´RE PROUD OF YOU, MATT. 119 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:56,667 I MEAN IT SEEMS LIKE YOU FINALLY 120 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:57,668 FOUND SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE 121 00:03:57,668 --> 00:03:58,008 DOING. 122 00:03:58,008 --> 00:03:58,969 >> AND YOU´RE MAKING MONEY, 123 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:00,271 WHICH I´M VERY IMPRESSED WITH. 124 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:01,642 EVEN IF YOU ARE A CLOWN. 125 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,674 >> MIMES AREN´T CLOWNS. 126 00:04:03,674 --> 00:04:05,476 I´M AN ARTIST. 127 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:06,246 >> MMM. 128 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:06,947 >> WE JUST WANT TO SHOW OUR 129 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,579 SUPPORT. YOU KNOW, WE CAN COME 130 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:09,950 DOWN, ALL GET LUNCH TOGETHER. 131 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,852 AND MAKE A DAY OF IT. 132 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,584 >> LOOK, I DON´T WANT YOU TO. 133 00:04:13,584 --> 00:04:15,856 OK? LOOK, YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER 134 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,528 SUPPORTED ME. NOT ONCE. I DON´T 135 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:19,029 NEED YOU TO START NOW. I MEAN, 136 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,491 REALLY MAN. ISN´T THE MONEY 137 00:04:20,491 --> 00:04:21,932 ENOUGH? 138 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:54,925 ♫ MAKE ME, 139 00:04:54,925 --> 00:04:57,928 THE PERFECT SOUL 140 00:04:57,928 --> 00:05:01,301 A PERFECT MIND, 141 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,506 A PERFECT FACE, 142 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:09,840 A PERFECT 143 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,942 LIE ♫ 144 00:05:17,648 --> 00:05:18,689 >> THEY´VE EXPIRED. IT´S A 145 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:19,750 WASTE. WE DON´T NEED THIS MUCH 146 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:20,891 LIDOCAINE, ALL RIGHT. WE SHOULD 147 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:21,792 JUST CUT BACK UNTIL THINGS 148 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:22,593 PICK UP. 149 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:23,824 >> WE JUST CUT BACK ON THE 150 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,526 EPINEPHRINE AND THE ATROPINE. 151 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,527 I DON´T WANT TO RISK NOT HAVING 152 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,728 WHAT WE NEED IN CASE OF AN 153 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,630 EMERGENCY. WHAT ABOUT THE 154 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,761 PRE-FILLED SYRINGES-- 155 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,703 >> OUTDATED. ALL OF IT, OK? IT´S 156 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:33,834 MONEY JUST THROWN AWAY. I MEAN, 157 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,566 MAYBE WITH THE RENT GOING UP ON 158 00:05:35,566 --> 00:05:36,937 THE MALIBU HOUSE, WE SHOULD JUST 159 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,038 DO SURGERIES THERE. WE´D SAVE A 160 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,710 BUNDLE. 161 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,676 >> YOU KNOW, I SHOULD JUST TELL 162 00:05:45,676 --> 00:05:48,879 YOU. TEDDY´S PLACE SOLD. 163 00:05:52,583 --> 00:05:54,785 AND WE MADE AN OFFER ON A REALLY 164 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:56,487 GREAT PLACE WE SAW. SANTA MONICA 165 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:57,758 ADJACENT. 166 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:01,762 >> WELL, THAT´S GREAT. 167 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,694 I MEAN, I´M FINE. I´LL BE FINE. 168 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:05,536 YOU KNOW. I´M NOT GONNA LET RENT 169 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:06,597 GET IN THE WAY OF YOU MOVING ON 170 00:06:06,597 --> 00:06:08,799 WITH YOUR LIFE. I THINK IT´S 171 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:12,002 GREAT. 172 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:13,674 >> WHOO. I GOTTA GO. 173 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:15,646 >> SO, WHEN´S CONNOR´S FLIGHT 174 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:16,477 GET IN? 175 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,509 >> UH, 11:10. 176 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:20,581 I CAN´T WAIT FOR TEDDY TO MEET 177 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:21,612 THE LITTLE GUY. 178 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:23,754 YOU KNOW, SHE´S REALLY EXCITED 179 00:06:23,754 --> 00:06:24,885 ABOUT BECOMING A PART OF THIS 180 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,016 WHOLE NEW FAMILY. 181 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,488 >> I GUESS THAT DOESN´T INCLUDE 182 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,859 ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN´T GIVE A 183 00:06:28,859 --> 00:06:30,020 SHIT ABOUT GETTING TO KNOW ME. 184 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:32,493 >> YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT A 185 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:35,726 LITTLE TIME. YOU GUYS GOT OFF TO 186 00:06:35,726 --> 00:06:37,097 A ROCKY START. YOU DIDN´T LIKE 187 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,800 HER FROM THE BEGINNING. 188 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:44,975 YOU KNOW TEDDY IS PLANNING A 189 00:06:44,975 --> 00:06:47,037 LITTLE FAMILY BRUNCH TO WELCOME 190 00:06:47,037 --> 00:06:48,539 CONNOR TO L.A. WHY DON´T YOU 191 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:49,540 COME? 192 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:50,641 >> YOU KNOW, MAYBE LATER. SHE 193 00:06:50,641 --> 00:06:53,043 SHOULD--SHE SHOULD GET TO KNOW 194 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:55,546 THE KIDS FIRST. 195 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,599 >> ♫ GOT SOME BAD NEWS 196 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:12,563 THIS MORNING, 197 00:07:12,563 --> 00:07:16,967 WHICH IN TURN MADE MY DAY, 198 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:20,511 WHEN THIS SOMEONE SPOKE...♫ 199 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:22,072 >> ONE MORE. 200 00:07:22,072 --> 00:07:24,515 >> BAD DAY, DOC? 201 00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:25,946 >> BAD YEAR. 202 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,548 >> DON´T MEAN TO MAKE IT ANY 203 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,849 WORSE. BUT, UH, YOU NEED TO 204 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,921 CLOSE OUT YOUR TAB. IT´S BEEN A 205 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:32,683 COUPLE OF MONTHS NOW. BOSS HAS 206 00:07:32,683 --> 00:07:35,686 BEEN ON ME ABOUT IT. 207 00:07:35,686 --> 00:07:36,727 >> WHEN´S THE BOSS GONNA GET 208 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:37,628 SOME NEW TALENT AROUND HERE? 209 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:38,759 I MEAN, THESE OLD WHORES ARE 210 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:39,730 GETTING TIRED. 211 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,731 >> COUPLE OF NEW GIRLS ON A 212 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:42,563 BREAK RIGHT NOW. ONE OF ´EM IS 213 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,534 KINDA SKINNY. BUT THE OTHER 214 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:45,966 ONE...RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. 215 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,499 A HUGE TALENT. JUGGERNAUT 216 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:52,573 TALENT, TRUTHFULLY. 217 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,644 >> WHAT´S HER NAME? 218 00:07:53,644 --> 00:07:58,108 >> JENNY. JENNY JUGGS. 219 00:07:58,108 --> 00:07:59,550 >> WELL, WHY DON´T YOU RUN ALONG 220 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:00,611 AND TELL JENNY JUGGS TO BRUSH 221 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:01,612 HER TEETH AND MEET ME IN THE 222 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:05,556 V.I.P. ROOM. 223 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:06,517 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I´LL PAY THE 224 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:08,118 TAB BEFORE I GO. 225 00:08:17,868 --> 00:08:19,630 >> MMM. 226 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:22,803 >> AHH. NO TOUCHING. 227 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:26,537 NO TOUCHING. NO, NO. 228 00:08:26,537 --> 00:08:28,739 YOU LIKE MY BOOBIES? 229 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:29,740 >> YEAH. 230 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:30,611 >> YOU DO DON´T YOU. 231 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,743 ´CAUSE YOU´RE A VERY NASTY 232 00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:35,115 LITTLE BOY. 233 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,017 >> JUST A LITTLE FEEL? I MEAN, 234 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,649 I GOTTA SEE IF THOSE BABIES ARE 235 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:41,121 REAL, HUH? HUH? 236 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,523 >> DID YOU HEAR ME? THIS IS NOT 237 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,095 THE GODDAMN FARMERS MARKET, YOU 238 00:08:45,095 --> 00:08:46,657 PERVERT. YOU CAN´T GO SQUEEZING 239 00:08:46,657 --> 00:08:48,028 THE MELONS. 240 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,129 >> GET THE HELL OFF ME. THIS IS 241 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,931 BULLSHIT. FREAK. I´M NOT PAYING 242 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:51,832 FOR THIS. 243 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:52,833 >> I´M NOT A HOOKER. I´M A 244 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:53,664 PERFORMER. 245 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:54,565 >> YOU GOT SOME DELUSIONS OF 246 00:08:54,565 --> 00:08:55,566 GRANDMA SISTER! 247 00:08:55,566 --> 00:08:57,768 >> SHH. I´M SORRY. I´M VERY 248 00:08:57,768 --> 00:09:02,112 SORRY. OK? THIS IS MY FIRST DAY. 249 00:09:02,112 --> 00:09:05,916 I´M A LITTLE DEFENSIVE. OK? I´LL 250 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,679 BE NICE. I´M SORRY. OK? 251 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,921 I´LL LET YOU TOUCH ´EM. YOU WANT 252 00:09:10,921 --> 00:09:12,322 TO TOUCH ´EM? 253 00:09:12,322 --> 00:09:13,784 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETCHEEKS? 254 00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:15,926 I´M OVER IT. BUT MY NAME´S DR. 255 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:17,057 CHRISTIAN TROY. I´M A PLASTIC 256 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,730 SURGEON. YOU SHOULD CALL ME, ALL 257 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:23,293 RIGHT. SO I CAN DO SOMETHING 258 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:24,334 WITH THESE GRAVITY BAGS. 259 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:27,698 THEY MUST BE KILLING YOUR BACK. 260 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,342 >> I DESERVED THAT. OK. 261 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:34,605 I TOTALLY DESERVED THAT. 262 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:40,080 JUST STAY. DON´T GET ME FIRED. 263 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,312 AND I´LL LET YOU TOUCH ´EM. AND 264 00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:45,686 YOU´LL LIKE IT A LOT. YOU WANT 265 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:50,090 TO DO THAT? YEAH, TOUCH ´EM. 266 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,723 YEAH. PUT YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THE 267 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:54,795 MIDDLE OF THEM. 268 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,366 >> [MUMBLING] 269 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:03,133 >> HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM GRAVITY 270 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,105 BAGS, SHITFACE?! 271 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:09,640 >> ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THOSE 272 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,941 EGGS OR MAKE A SCULPTURE OF 273 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:11,842 THEM? 274 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:13,744 >> I DON´T EAT UNBORN CHICKENS. 275 00:10:13,744 --> 00:10:15,886 [DISHES RATTLE] 276 00:10:15,886 --> 00:10:18,719 >> THIS IS AN UNFERTILIZED 277 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,821 GLOBULE OF ALBUMEN AND PROTEIN. 278 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,752 IT COMES OUT OF THE SAME OPENING 279 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:24,294 THAT A CHICKEN POOPS OUT OF. 280 00:10:24,294 --> 00:10:26,697 ONCE THE MOTHER HEN LAYS IT, SHE 281 00:10:26,697 --> 00:10:28,398 PROMPTLY RUNS AWAY WITH GREAT 282 00:10:28,398 --> 00:10:30,831 RELIEF. THIS EGG IS NEVER GOING 283 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:31,962 TO BE A CHICKEN. IT IS NEVER 284 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,303 GOING TO FEEL PAIN. AND IT IS 285 00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:35,736 NEVER GOING TO HAVE A SOUL. 286 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,908 NOW EAT. 287 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:38,909 >> I´M NOT HUNGRY. 288 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,010 >> PERHAPS MADEMOISELLE McNAMARA 289 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,842 WOULD ENJOY HER EGGS MORE IF 290 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,713 THERE WAS A HUNK OF HAIR 291 00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:44,274 MIXED IN. 292 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:44,875 [DOOR OPENS] 293 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:45,846 >> HELLO! 294 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:46,717 >> HEY. 295 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:47,678 >> ANYBODY HOME? 296 00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:50,821 >> AWW. THIS MUST BE CONNOR. 297 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,184 >> HE´S A LITTLE SHY WITH NEW 298 00:10:54,184 --> 00:10:55,225 PEOPLE. 299 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:57,928 >> MAYBE HE JUST SENSES EVIL. 300 00:10:57,928 --> 00:10:59,429 >> ANNIE, FOR GOD SAKE. 301 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:01,862 SHE BEEN GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? 302 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,293 >> SHE´S A 13 YEAR OLD. IT´S HER 303 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:04,064 JOB. 304 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,265 >> I WISH I HAD YOUR PATIENCE. 305 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,337 >> WELL, YOU WERE NEVER A 306 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:12,172 TEENAGE GIRL. LUCKY ME. 307 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:16,006 >> CONNOR, THIS IS TEDDY. 308 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:16,847 >> HEY. 309 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,379 YOU´RE SO HANDSOME. JUST LIKE 310 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,250 YOUR DAD. 311 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,281 >> WOW. YOU SURE HAVE A WAY WITH 312 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,382 HIM. 313 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,284 >> ANNIE, YOU WANT TO DROP THE 314 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,886 ATTITUDE FOR 5 MINUTES AND TRY 315 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,057 TO BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY? 316 00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:30,390 >> SHE´S NOT MY FAMILY. 317 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,262 >> SHE´S RIGHT. I AM THE MONSTER 318 00:11:32,262 --> 00:11:35,295 WHO DARED HAVE HER SIT AND 319 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,198 EAT SOME EGGS. ANYTIME I EXERT 320 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,030 ANY AUTHORITY OVER HER SHE, UH, 321 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,972 THINKS I´M TRYING TO TAKE THE 322 00:11:41,972 --> 00:11:46,176 PLACE OF HER MOM. 323 00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:48,038 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING. 324 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:51,441 MAYBE WE COULD JUST START OVER. 325 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:54,014 YOU KNOW, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER 326 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,285 IN A NEW ENVIRONMENT WHERE THERE 327 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:57,287 AREN´T SO MANY MEMORIES. 328 00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:58,989 GO SOME PLACE TOGETHER. 329 00:11:58,989 --> 00:11:59,920 >> YOU MEAN LIKE A FAMILY 330 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,251 VACATION? 331 00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,023 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 332 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,155 YOU KNOW, CONNOR´S NEVER BEEN TO 333 00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:06,196 DISNEYLAND. 334 00:12:06,196 --> 00:12:08,128 >> DISNEYLAND BLOWS. DISNEY 335 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,900 WORLD´S TWICE AS GOOD. ONLY HALF 336 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,061 AS MANY PEOPLE GET HURT EACH 337 00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,002 YEAR. 338 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,003 >> I´M WITH ANNIE ON THIS ONE. 339 00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:15,065 DISNEYLAND DOES BLOW. 340 00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,207 I WAS THINKING MORE 341 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:18,338 ALONG THE LINES OF SOMETHING 342 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,071 KIND OF...ADVENTUROUS. LIKE A 343 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:22,943 CAMPING TRIP. 344 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,174 >> CAMPING? LIKE IN THE 345 00:12:24,174 --> 00:12:25,846 OUTDOORS? 346 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,318 >> YEAH. LIKE IN THE OUTDOORS. 347 00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:29,349 >> WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. IT´D 348 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,052 BE SOMETHING NEW, WOULDN´T IT? 349 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,224 I THINK IT´S A FANTASTIC IDEA. 350 00:12:34,224 --> 00:12:37,888 SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT. GIVE US 351 00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:39,429 ALL A CHANCE TO CONNECT IN A NEW 352 00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:43,834 WAY. HONEY, GIVE HER A CHANCE, 353 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,295 OK? FOR ME. 354 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:53,944 >> SOUNDS TO ME YOU LIKE YOU HAD 355 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:54,344 IT COMING. 356 00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:55,245 >> WHEN I GO TO A STRIP CLUB, 357 00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,107 I´M PAYING TO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. 358 00:12:57,107 --> 00:12:58,248 THAT´S THE WHOLE GODDAMN POINT. 359 00:12:58,248 --> 00:12:59,279 IT´S THE ONLY PLACE THIS SIDE OF 360 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,310 BANGKOK WHERE A MAN CAN ACTUALLY 361 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,252 ACT LIKE A MAN. I´M NOT LETTING 362 00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:03,984 JENNY JUGGS RUIN OUR LAST MAN 363 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,155 OASIS. 364 00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:06,186 >> STILL, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN´T 365 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,117 HAVE SAID WHAT YOU SAID. 366 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:07,918 >> I SHOULD HAVE SAID 367 00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:08,859 SOMETHING MUCH WORSE. THE ONLY 368 00:13:08,859 --> 00:13:09,860 REASON THAT SHE´S WORKING THERE 369 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:10,991 IS SO SHE CAN GET RID OF HER 370 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,093 ANGRY FEMINIST AGENDA BULLSHIT. 371 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,294 SHE´S A TIT TERRORIST. SHE´S 372 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,996 VALERIE SOLANAS WITH BEACH 373 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,967 BALLS. 374 00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:17,868 >> VALERIE WHO? 375 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:19,029 >> FAMOUS MAN-HATER WHO SHOT 376 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,000 WARHOL. 377 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,101 >> I DON´T UNDERSTAND. 378 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,072 SHE PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE WITH 379 00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:23,033 HER BREASTS? 380 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,104 >> YES! SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE 381 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,276 FACE WITH HER BREASTS. OK? AND 382 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:29,179 I´M NOT-- 383 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,280 IT´S NOT FUNNY. 384 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,182 I´M NOT THE ONLY ONE. THERE ARE 385 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,183 OTHER VICTIMS. YOU CAN COME AND 386 00:13:33,183 --> 00:13:35,215 TAKE A LOOK. I´M SERIOUS. IT´S 387 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,148 NOT--COME HERE, I´LL SHOW YOU. 388 00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:47,197 LOOK. 389 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:50,000 >> YOU THINK YOU´RE SO SCARY 390 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,931 DON´T YA? 391 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,962 >> THOSE THINGS MUST WEIGH 50 392 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:52,402 POUNDS. 393 00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:53,303 >> MM-HMM. 394 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:56,106 >> GLARING AT US WOMEN, SMILING. 395 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:57,107 >> SHE´S TALKING TO A PUMPKIN. 396 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:58,909 >> LAUGHING. I SAID STOP 397 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:01,311 SMILING! YOU WANT MY TRICKS AND 398 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,113 TREATS? WELL, I´M HERE TO TELL 399 00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:07,247 YOU. I AM NO MAN´S TRICK. AHH! 400 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,982 AND THAT IS THE ONLY TREAT THAT 401 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:16,987 YOU DESERVE. A LESSON IN HOW TO 402 00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:19,289 TREAT WOMEN. 403 00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:21,361 >> YOU SEE? THOSE ARE DEADLY 404 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,262 WEAPONS. 405 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,163 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 406 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,164 >> I´M GONNA HAVE HER ARRESTED 407 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,065 FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY. 408 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,436 SHE NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. 409 00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,438 SHE NEEDS TO LEARN THAT CRIME 410 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:30,240 DOESN´T PAY. 411 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,648 >> YOU SEE, THIS IS A GREAT APP. 412 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:39,879 YOU CAN ALTER PHOTOGRAPHS. SEE, 413 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,252 I LOOK KIND OF SAD HERE. SO I 414 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:44,584 SWIPE IT. AND I´M SMILING. 415 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,585 [DOOR SLAMS] 416 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,616 >> THAT´S COOL. 417 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:47,958 >> I NEED TO SEE DR. TROY RIGHT 418 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,019 AWAY. 419 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:49,990 >> DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 420 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,261 >> NO. BUT I NEED TO TALK TO HIM 421 00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:53,063 TODAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 422 00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,494 >> OK. WELL, WHY DON´T YOU JUST 423 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,497 TAKE A SEAT. AND WHAT´S YOUR 424 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,298 NAME? 425 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,571 >> JENNIFER JUGGS. OK? AND I´M 426 00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:03,503 NOT LEAVING UNTIL I SEE HIM. 427 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,005 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, SHE´S GONNA 428 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,136 CALL THE DOCTOR. YOU GO TAKE A 429 00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:07,037 SEAT. 430 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:10,380 >> BUGHP. 431 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,281 >> I JUST HAVE HIS VOICEMAIL-- 432 00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:14,144 >> DR. TROY, I JUST BARELY MADE 433 00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,246 BAIL AFTER SPENDING THE WHOLE 434 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,318 NIGHT IN A FREAKIN´ CELL! I JUST 435 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,191 LOST MY FREAKIN´ JOB TOO! 436 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:21,992 >> OK--ALL RIGHT. 437 00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:22,522 >> I JUST-- 438 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,453 >> TAKE A SEAT OR I´LL CALL 439 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:24,294 SECURITY. 440 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:26,026 >> YOU OBVIOUSLY DON´T KNOW WHO 441 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,157 YOU´RE TALKING TO. 442 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,428 >> CLEARLY A PERSON WITH POOR 443 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,030 PEOPLE SKILLS. 444 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,102 >> PEOPLE SKILLS? 445 00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,304 WANT TO SEE SOME PEOPLE SKILLS? 446 00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:44,174 >> ARE YOU THE WORLD´S MOST 447 00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:45,315 SELF-DESTRUCTIVE WOMAN OR WHAT? 448 00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:48,278 >> I KNOW, OK? I KNOW. I KNOW. 449 00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:50,220 I HAVE RAGE ISSUES. BUT THAT´S 450 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,052 WHY I´M HERE. I´LL PAY FOR YOUR 451 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,025 PHONE, DR. TROY. I JUST NEED 452 00:15:55,025 --> 00:15:56,256 SOME HELP. 453 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,327 >> DAMN RIGHT YOU NEED SOME 454 00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:59,289 HELP. DR. EPSTEIN IS JUST DOWN 455 00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,260 THE HALLWAY. HE´S A VERY WELL 456 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,591 RESPECTED SHRINK. HE DEALS WITH 457 00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:04,264 YOU KNOW BODY IMAGE ISSUES. 458 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,195 >> IT´S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN 459 00:16:05,195 --> 00:16:10,140 THAT. WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES? 460 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,001 >> I DON´T KNOW. 461 00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,473 >> THEY´RE BLUE! AND THEY´RE 462 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,375 REALLY PRETTY! 463 00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:19,309 BUT NO ONE´S EVER GONNA KNOW 464 00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:20,510 THAT. ALL THEY KNOW IS MY JUGGS 465 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,383 IS GIGANTIC. 466 00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:30,220 IF YOU ASK ANYONE IN MY 10th 467 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,521 GRADE CLASS WHAT THEY REMEMBER 468 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:36,496 ABOUT JENNY JARVIS--FIRST, 469 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,400 THEY´LL LAUGH UNCOMFORTABLY. 470 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,372 AND THEN THEY´LL SAY HER 471 00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:47,237 HUMUNGOUS TITS. 472 00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,509 AND THAT´S IT. 473 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,241 ´CAUSE THAT´S WHO I AM. 474 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,683 AND THAT´S ALL I´LL EVER BE. 475 00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,319 I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME A BREAST 476 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,121 REDUCTION. 477 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,392 >> [SCOFFS] 478 00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:05,225 WHY WOULD YOU WORK AT A STRIP 479 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,526 CLUB, HUH? IT´S THE ONE PLACE 480 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,427 WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PAY TO 481 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,428 LOOK AT YOUR BREASTS. IT´S A 482 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,200 LITTLE COUNTER-INTUITIVE, DON´T 483 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,101 YOU THINK? 484 00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:14,364 >> WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO? 485 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:15,265 YOU GONNA HIRE ME TO BE YOUR 486 00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,207 RECEPTIONIST? 487 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,268 >> SWEETHEART AFTER WHAT YOU´VE 488 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,369 DONE TO MY T-2 AND MY TELEPHONE, 489 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,171 I DON´T THINK I´M THE RIGHT GUY 490 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:24,814 TO BE ASKING. 491 00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:26,416 >> I KNOW THAT I SEEM A LITTLE 492 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:30,180 BITTER AND ANGRY. I NEED YOU TO 493 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,151 BELIEVE ME THAT I HAVE REALLY 494 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,052 TRIED TO EMBRACE MYSELF. I´VE 495 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,585 TRIED TO DO SOME STANDUP COMEDY 496 00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,287 AND SOME PERFORMANCE ART. 497 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,328 >> IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THOSE 498 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,529 VIDEOS? COMEDY AND PERFORMANCE 499 00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:42,332 ART? YOU ARE A SICK, ANGRY 500 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:45,335 PERSON. YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A 501 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,397 LESSON. 502 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,401 >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOCTOR, 503 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:54,504 AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD 504 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:56,206 WANT TO HEAL ME INSTEAD OF 505 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,507 TRYING TO PUNISH ME. 506 00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:01,211 >> [EXHALES] 507 00:18:01,211 --> 00:18:04,284 >> OK. CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP? 508 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:08,358 I´VE GOT MESS KITS, 4 SLEEPING 509 00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:11,161 BAGS, COLEMAN LAMP, AND OTHER 510 00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:13,193 ODDS AND ENDS. 511 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,331 ANNIE DOESN´T WANT TO GO. 512 00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:23,203 >> I´LL BRING ALL THIS STUFF 513 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,234 BACK. 514 00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:29,209 >> IS IT BUGS? HER ALLERGIES? 515 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,310 >> WELL, I TOLD HER ABOUT THE 516 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,282 CAMPER THAT SHE´D HAVE HER OWN 517 00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:34,184 BED. I MADE IT SOUND LIKE THE 4 518 00:18:34,184 --> 00:18:35,185 SEASONS. 519 00:18:35,185 --> 00:18:39,319 >> SEAN, YOU´RE A GREAT DAD. 520 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,821 BUT YOU DON´T ASK A 13 YEAR OLD 521 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,294 TO GO ON A TRIP, YOU TELL HER. 522 00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:47,257 >> I KNOW. I KNOW. IT´S JUST 523 00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:48,628 THAT I DON´T SEE HER VERY OFTEN. 524 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,331 SO, YEAH. I INDULGE HER MORE 525 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,303 THAN I SHOULD. 526 00:18:58,368 --> 00:18:59,439 >> ANNIE´S NEVER GONNA RESPECT 527 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,440 YOU IF SHE KNOWS SHE CAN 528 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,273 MANIPULATE YOU. YOU KNOW, KIDS 529 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,475 NEED LIMITS. DO YOU WANT TO BE 530 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,518 HER FATHER OR HER MARK. 531 00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,250 WHY DON´T YOU DO THIS? 532 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:10,920 HOW ABOUT YOU AND 533 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:11,921 CHRISTIAN, YOU GO SEE MATT´S 534 00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,224 MIME THINGY. AND I WILL TALK TO 535 00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:14,924 HER. 536 00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,186 >> THAT COULD BACKFIRE. 537 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:18,188 SHE HASN´T BEEN ABLE TO ACCEPT 538 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:22,192 YOU. I MEAN, US. 539 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:24,464 WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE HAD SOME 540 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,266 KIND OF CEREMONY. I COULD HAVE 541 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,467 INVITED ANNIE AND CONNOR AND 542 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,539 MADE THEM A PART OF IT. 543 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:34,304 >> YOU TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, 544 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,346 HORRIBLE MAN YOU. THINKING OF 545 00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:40,280 YOURSELF FOR ONCE. IT´LL BE OK. 546 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,683 I PROMISE I´LL TALK TO HER. 547 00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:48,218 >> I LOVE YOU, MRS. McNAMARA. 548 00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:50,189 DO YOU KNOW THAT? 549 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,330 >> YOU WANT TO WALK BACK AGAIN? 550 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,231 MAYBE HE WAS ON A BREAK. 551 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:02,302 >> YOU KIDDING ME. GO PAST ALL 552 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,433 THESE FREAKS AGAIN? THE WHOLE 553 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:07,437 PLACE SMELLS LIKE PATCHOULI. 554 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,540 >> HEY, EXCUSE ME. YOU NORMALLY 555 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,242 WORK DOWN HERE? 556 00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:13,313 >> EVERY DAY, BRO. 557 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,213 >> IS THERE A SECTION WHERE WE 558 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,345 MIGHT FIND A MIME? 559 00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:16,346 >> A MIME? 560 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:17,417 >> A MIME, YOU KNOW, THEY DO THE 561 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,488 WHOLE "I´M IN A BOX" THING. HE´S 562 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:19,649 GOT DARK HAIR. HIS NAME IS MATT. 563 00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,650 >> YEAH. THERE´S NO MIMES ON 564 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,851 THIS BOARDWALK MAN. AT LEAST NOT 565 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:23,523 ANYMORE. I MEAN, THERE USED TO 566 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,994 BE A BUNCH, MAN. BUT NOW, LIKE-- 567 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:26,456 >> NOW WHAT? 568 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:27,927 >> WELL, EVER SINCE THAT ONE 569 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,928 STARTED DOING ALL THOSE 570 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,260 ROBBERIES, MAN. THEY ALL JUST 571 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,331 SORT OF LIKE, DISAPPEARED, YOU 572 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,362 KNOW. 573 00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:33,002 >> WHAT ROBBERIES? 574 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:34,534 >> SOME DUDE DRESSED AS A MIME 575 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,005 HAS BEEN JACKING PEOPLE AT GUN 576 00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:38,938 POINT. HAPPENED LIKE 5 TIMES SO 577 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,470 THE COPS STARTED ROUNDING UP ALL 578 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,941 THE MIME´S ON THE BOARDWALK FOR 579 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,414 QUESTIONING RECENTLY. NOW, 580 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:45,975 THEY´RE ALL GONE. 581 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:48,247 >> SINCE WHEN? 582 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,949 >> A WEEK. WHICH IS GREAT FOR 583 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,952 ME, MAN. BECAUSE MORE BUSINESS! 584 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,923 >> HEY, HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE IN 585 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:54,984 A DAY? 586 00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:56,586 >> ON A GOOD WEEKEND LIKE, UH, I 587 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,558 DON´T KNOW LIKE 40, 50 BUCKS MAN 588 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,629 EASILY. 589 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:00,590 >> 40, 50 BUCKS. 590 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,361 >> YEAH. 591 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,261 >> THAT´S IT? 592 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,035 >> DUDE, THAT´S TAX FREE, MAN. 593 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,437 >> HOW MUCH DID MATT GIVE YOU 594 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:08,298 FOR THE RENT? 595 00:21:08,298 --> 00:21:10,500 >> ALMOST 900 BUCKS. 596 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,641 [KNOCKING] 597 00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:13,403 >> ANNIE? I´D LIKE TO TALK TO 598 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:18,948 YOU. HEY, THERE. I JUST WANTED 599 00:21:18,948 --> 00:21:20,380 TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I 600 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,411 UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU´RE GOING 601 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,353 THROUGH. YOU KNOW, FEELING 602 00:21:23,353 --> 00:21:24,914 BETRAYED, SELF CONSCIOUS, 603 00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:27,957 CERTAIN THAT NO ONE LIKES YOU. 604 00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:28,918 >> I DIDN´T SAY YOU COULD COME 605 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:29,559 IN. 606 00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:30,560 >> I WASN´T AWARE THAT I NEEDED 607 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,991 PERMISSION TO ENTER AND EXIT IN 608 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:32,662 MY OWN HOME. 609 00:21:32,662 --> 00:21:33,593 >> FINE. I´LL GO BACK TO MY 610 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,394 MOM´S. 611 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,066 >> WILL YOU? SEE YOU´RE MOM IS 612 00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:40,330 JUST AS WORRIED ABOUT YOU AS WE 613 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,701 ARE. THAT´S WHY SHE SENT YOU 614 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,533 HERE. WE ALL AGREE THAT YOU NEED 615 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,434 HELP. 616 00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:45,935 >> YOU´RE SO FULL OF IT. I DON´T 617 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:47,907 BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY. 618 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,079 >> DISTRUSTFUL OF OTHERS. 619 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:52,011 I FORGOT THAT ONE. I´M GOING TO 620 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,083 HAVE TO ADD IT TO THE LIST. 621 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,415 >> WHAT LIST? 622 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,546 >> THE SYMPTOMS LIST ON THE 623 00:21:56,546 --> 00:21:59,689 ADMISSIONS FORM. 624 00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:03,593 ANNIE, YOU´RE NOT ALONE. 625 00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:04,694 THERE ARE THOUSANDS 626 00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:06,055 OF GIRLS JUST LIKE YOU. HAIR 627 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:08,027 EATERS, SKIN CUTTERS, SELF 628 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,930 STARVING MANIC DEPRESSIVES. 629 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,662 THEY´VE ALL MANAGED TO GET HELP 630 00:22:12,662 --> 00:22:14,604 AT PLACES LIKE DISCOVERY RANCH. 631 00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:16,906 NO, REALLY. JUST GOOGLE 632 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,568 "MENTALLY DISTURBED TEENAGE 633 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,009 GIRLS" YOU´LL SEE. THERE ARE 634 00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:21,110 MORE RESIDENT CENTERS THAN MOTEL 635 00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:23,973 6s. WE´LL FIND THE RIGHT ONE FOR 636 00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:24,914 YOU. 637 00:22:24,914 --> 00:22:25,915 >> MY DAD WILL NEVER-- 638 00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:27,116 >> YOU DADDY IS NOT ALWAYS GOING 639 00:22:27,116 --> 00:22:28,878 TO BE AROUND TO PROTECT YOU. 640 00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:30,520 AND YOU´RE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO 641 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,882 BE DADDY´S LITTLE GIRL. HERE´S A 642 00:22:32,882 --> 00:22:35,885 BIG SECRET, ANNIE. HE´S A MAN 643 00:22:35,885 --> 00:22:39,389 JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER MAN. YOU 644 00:22:39,389 --> 00:22:40,890 CAN´T COUNT ON HIM. IN FACT, 645 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,592 HE´S ALREADY PRETTY FED UP WITH 646 00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,664 YOU. FOR GOD´S SAKE HE HAD TO 647 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,895 PULL A POUND OF HAIR OUT OF YOUR 648 00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:51,070 STOMACH. BUT IT´S UP TO YOU. 649 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,568 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? ANY OF 650 00:23:18,568 --> 00:23:19,629 THESE BOZOS LOOK FAMILIAR TO 651 00:23:19,629 --> 00:23:20,630 YOU, MRS. PARK? 652 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,673 >> HMM. I DON´T KNOW. THEY ALL 653 00:23:23,673 --> 00:23:24,704 LOOK THE SAME TO ME. 654 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,976 >> NUMBER 5 IS 6´5". YOU DON´T 655 00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:28,177 REMEMBER IF THE MIME WHO HELD 656 00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:29,939 YOU UP IS 6´5"? 657 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:30,910 >> IT HAPPENED VERY FAST. 658 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,111 >> AND HE DIDN´T SAY A WORD? 659 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,643 >> ALL HE DID WAS THAT MIME 660 00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:37,016 SHIT. 661 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:37,917 [BEEP] 662 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,619 >> OK, GENTLEMAN, HERE´S THE 663 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,190 DRILL. YOU´RE EACH GOING TO STEP 664 00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,623 FORWARD ONE AT A TIME. PRETEND 665 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,955 YOUR HOLDING A GUN TO SOMEBODY´S 666 00:23:45,955 --> 00:23:48,998 FACE. NUMBER 1, YOU´RE FIRST. 667 00:23:48,998 --> 00:23:50,159 [BEEP] 668 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,668 >> NO, THAT´S NOT HIM. 669 00:23:58,668 --> 00:23:59,469 [BEEP] 670 00:23:59,469 --> 00:24:00,740 >> YOUR TURN NUMBER 2. 671 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,771 [BEEP] 672 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:06,946 >> THAT LOOK LIKE LITTLE JOE ON 673 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,218 BONANZA. 674 00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:10,049 [BEEP] 675 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:10,920 >> NUMBER 3. 676 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,721 [BEEP] 677 00:24:19,989 --> 00:24:20,960 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL 678 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,061 RIGHT GUYS. COME ON. LET´S JUST 679 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,893 KEEP THIS SIMPLE. NUMBER 4, IT´S 680 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:24,964 YOUR TURN. 681 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,696 [BEEP] 682 00:25:04,974 --> 00:25:06,606 >> NO. THAT´S NOT HIM EITHER. 683 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:07,577 AND IT´S NOT THE BALD ONE. MY 684 00:25:07,577 --> 00:25:08,608 MIME HAD HAIR. 685 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:09,609 >> YOU SURE HE WASN´T WEARING A 686 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,279 WIG? 687 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,180 >> NO. NO. NONE OF THESE GUYS 688 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:12,642 ARE RIGHT. ROUND UP SOME MORE 689 00:25:12,642 --> 00:25:14,714 MIMES AND GIVE ME A CALL. 690 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:19,749 [BEEP] 691 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:20,690 >> ALL RIGHT, FELLAS YOU CAN GO 692 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:21,621 HOME. 693 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,622 [BEEP] 694 00:25:34,263 --> 00:25:37,907 [THE BOOB FAIRY PLAYS] 695 00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:39,208 >> WHEN I WAS IN 696 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,109 MY TEENAGE YEARS, 697 00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,541 I DID JUST WHAT I SHOULD 698 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,614 I LISTENED TO MY MOTHER 699 00:25:44,614 --> 00:25:46,115 AND I WAS KIND AND SWEET 700 00:25:46,115 --> 00:25:47,246 AND GOOD, 701 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,648 AND MY FRIENDS AND I 702 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,079 DID RITUALS AND I PRAYED 703 00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,321 WITH ALL MY MIGHT 704 00:25:52,321 --> 00:25:54,253 THAT THIS WOULD BE THE EVENING 705 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,655 THAT SHE´D STOP 706 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,256 ALONG HER FLIGHT, 707 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,589 THE BOOB FAIRY 708 00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:03,232 NEVER CAME FOR ME, 709 00:26:03,232 --> 00:26:04,664 THAT BOOB FAIRY 710 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,266 NEVER CAME FOR ME ♫ 711 00:26:08,938 --> 00:26:10,269 >> THIS IS BULLSHIT! I CAN´T 712 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,270 BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE ACCUSING ME 713 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,072 OF THIS! I´M YOUR SON. 714 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,073 >> WHICH IS WHY WE KNOW THIS 715 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:14,974 KIND OF THING ISN´T OUT OF 716 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,675 CHARACTER FOR YOU! 717 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:16,646 >> YOU´VE GONE FROM A LITTLE 718 00:26:16,646 --> 00:26:17,346 SHIT TO A PIECE OF SHIT, MATT. 719 00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:18,347 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON´T NEED 720 00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:19,248 TO LISTEN TO THIS. 721 00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:21,280 >> YOU SIT! 722 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,684 I FOUND THIS IN YOUR BEDROOM. 723 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:25,685 >> YOU´RE GOING THROUGH MY STUFF 724 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:27,056 NOW, WHAT IS THIS MALIBU OR 725 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:27,586 MOSCOW? 726 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,357 >> WHERE´D YOU GET THE MONEY, 727 00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:29,218 MATT?! 728 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:30,159 >> FROM MIMING! 729 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:31,190 >> BULLSHIT! 730 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,362 YOU GET 20 BUCKS FOR WALKING 731 00:26:33,362 --> 00:26:34,323 AGAINST THE WIND?! 732 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:35,965 >> YEAH. SOMETIMES. I´M GOOD. 733 00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,226 I TOLD YOU. OR IS THAT SO HARD 734 00:26:37,226 --> 00:26:38,167 FOR YOU TO BELIEVE? 735 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,098 >> WE WENT DOWN TO VENICE AND 736 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,972 YOU WEREN´T THERE. 737 00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:43,933 >> THAT´S BECAUSE I MOVED OVER 738 00:26:43,933 --> 00:26:45,204 TO THE PROMENADE. THERE ARE MORE 739 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,305 EUROPEANS THERE, WHERE THE HELL 740 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,707 DO YOU THINK I GET ALL THE 20s 741 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,238 FROM? IT´S LIKE 2 BUCKS TO THEM. 742 00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:50,279 >> PUT YOURSELF IN OUR SHOES. 743 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:52,211 THERE´S OVER $3,000 HERE. FROM 744 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,243 MIMING?! 745 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,122 >> YOU GUYS REALLY THINK I DID 746 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,995 IT. MY OWN FATHERS. 747 00:27:05,995 --> 00:27:07,927 THAT´S-- 748 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:12,962 THAT´S JUST GREAT. HOLD ON. 749 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,909 >> "ALBERT CHAVIES. DETECTIVE. 750 00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:21,140 PACIFIC DIVISION." WHAT IS THIS? 751 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,141 >> WELL, HE´S THE COP 752 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,143 INVESTIGATING THE MIME CRIMES. 753 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,174 HE GAVE ME HIS CARD AFTER THE 754 00:27:25,174 --> 00:27:26,245 LINE UP YESTERDAY. 755 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,276 >> YOU WERE IN A LINE UP? 756 00:27:27,276 --> 00:27:29,148 >> YEAH. AND THE EYE WITNESS 757 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,720 CLEARED ME AS A SUSPECT. YOU CAN 758 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,021 CALL HIM IF YOU WANT TO. OH, AND 759 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:34,323 CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY. YOU 760 00:27:34,323 --> 00:27:35,254 BOTH ARE GETTING WHAT YOU 761 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,426 WANTED. I´M MOVING OUT. 762 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,263 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 763 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,135 >> ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. HERE WE GO. 764 00:27:46,135 --> 00:27:49,068 NOW THE TRICK HERE IS TO HOLD IT 765 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,240 JUST FAR ENOUGH AWAY TILL IT 766 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,102 GETS A LITTLE BROWN. BUT YOU 767 00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:54,143 DON´T WANT IT TO CATCH ON FIRE. 768 00:27:54,143 --> 00:27:57,046 >> THE KEY TO THE ´SMORES IS 769 00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:59,078 GETTING THE PERFECT PROPORTION 770 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,011 BETWEEN THE, UH, CHOCOLATE BAR 771 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:05,054 TO GRAHAM CRACKER. 772 00:28:05,054 --> 00:28:06,315 >> THINK THAT´S BROWN ENOUGH? 773 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:09,088 ME TOO. I THINK WE´RE READY. 774 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,290 >> OK. 775 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,292 OOH. 776 00:28:25,735 --> 00:28:27,006 HERE YOU GO. 777 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,207 >> OH, LOOK AT THAT. LOOK HOW 778 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,809 GOOD THAT LOOKS. COME HERE SIT 779 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:30,279 DOWN. 780 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,342 >> I THINK YOURS IS READY. 781 00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:37,246 >> GOODY. 782 00:28:37,246 --> 00:28:38,247 >> YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A 783 00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:40,389 ´SMORE, DON´T YOU? 784 00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:42,952 IT´S BECAUSE THE ´SMORE YOU EAT 785 00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:45,955 THE ´SMORE YOU WANT. 786 00:28:45,955 --> 00:28:47,056 >> MAYBE THEY SHOULD CALL ´EM 787 00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:49,058 BARF BAGS. 788 00:29:02,211 --> 00:29:04,243 >> WELL? 789 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,045 >> AT LEAST IT KEEPS THE BUGS 790 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,046 AWAY. 791 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,048 >> ALL RIGHT, MY TURN. 792 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,250 >> OOH, LET THE PROFESSIONAL 793 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,954 HANDLE THIS ONE. 794 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,385 >> DON´T SHORTCHANGE ME ON THE 795 00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:18,027 GOOEY STUFF. OK? 796 00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:18,988 >> I WON´T. 797 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,034 THERE YOU GO. 798 00:29:25,034 --> 00:29:27,236 >> LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. 799 00:29:27,236 --> 00:29:30,269 >> NICE. 800 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,341 >> I´M GONNA GET SOME WATER. 801 00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:33,272 >> CAN YOU FILL THE CANTEEN FOR 802 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,975 ME, PLEASE? 803 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,046 I THINK SHE´S 804 00:29:37,046 --> 00:29:39,008 WARMING UP TO ME. 805 00:29:48,057 --> 00:29:51,320 [TOILET FLUSHES] 806 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,321 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF 807 00:29:52,321 --> 00:29:53,222 BED? YOU JUST HAD A HUGE 808 00:29:53,222 --> 00:29:55,965 SURGERY. DIDN´T SOMEBODY BRING 809 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:56,896 YOU A BEDPAN? 810 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,427 >> SHE FORGETS TO EMPTY IT. 811 00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,099 >> WELL, THAT WILL NOT DO. 812 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:05,104 I APOLOGIZE. GET BACK INTO BED. 813 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,335 [BEEP] 814 00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:07,236 COULD SOMEBODY COME IN HERE 815 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:08,237 AND CLEAN OUT MS. JUGGS´ BEDPAN 816 00:30:08,237 --> 00:30:09,909 PLEASE. 817 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,081 >> MS. JUGGS IS DEAD. I HAVE TO 818 00:30:12,081 --> 00:30:14,213 GET A NEW STAGE NAME. 819 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,185 >> JENNY JOY. NO NEED FOR ALL 820 00:30:16,185 --> 00:30:20,189 THAT ANGER. 821 00:30:20,189 --> 00:30:21,190 NOW, WE MANAGED TO TAKE OUT MORE 822 00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:22,952 THAN I ANTICIPATED. SO WE TOOK 823 00:30:22,952 --> 00:30:25,224 YOU DOWN TO A "C". FROM A "G" TO 824 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:27,026 A "C" IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. 825 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,999 >> I´M A LITTLE DISORIENTED. 826 00:30:29,999 --> 00:30:31,360 I JUST FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS 827 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,003 MISSING. 828 00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:36,065 >> UH-HUH. DRAINAGE IS LOOKING 829 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:37,937 GOOD. LINDA´S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW 830 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:40,109 TO DO THAT ONCE YOU GET HOME. 831 00:30:40,109 --> 00:30:41,370 I GOTTA TELL YA. IN ALL THE 832 00:30:41,370 --> 00:30:43,072 YEARS THAT I´VE DONE THIS, I´VE 833 00:30:43,072 --> 00:30:44,343 NEVER SEEN, LET ALONE REMOVED, 834 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:47,076 SO MUCH FAT AND TISSUE AT ONE 835 00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,317 TIME. I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE 836 00:30:48,317 --> 00:30:49,478 SHELTER. WE COULD HAVE FED THE 837 00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:51,550 HOMELESS FOR WEEKS. 838 00:30:58,227 --> 00:30:59,959 WHAT? 839 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,931 >> THEY LOOK LIKE 2 MOSQUITO 840 00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,432 BITES. 841 00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:07,266 >> SWEETHEART. A "C" IS A NICE 842 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,938 HANDFUL. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY 843 00:31:08,938 --> 00:31:09,969 SAY. ANYTHING MORE THAN A 844 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,971 HANDFUL IS TOO HARD TO HANDLE. 845 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,973 >> DON´T TALK ABOUT MY BREASTS 846 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,374 AS IF THEY´RE YOUR PLAYTHINGS. 847 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,006 AND DON´T EVER CALL ME 848 00:31:17,006 --> 00:31:19,048 SWEETHEART! 849 00:31:19,048 --> 00:31:20,379 >> ARE YOU IN PAIN? HMM? 850 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,250 >> DON´T EVER-- 851 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,151 >> YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON 852 00:31:22,151 --> 00:31:23,352 THAT. LOOK, YOU JUST GRAB THIS 853 00:31:23,352 --> 00:31:24,954 LITTLE GUY HERE AND YOU PRESS 854 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:25,654 THE BUTTON. 855 00:31:25,654 --> 00:31:27,056 >> PRESS THE BUTTON. LOOK AT 856 00:31:27,056 --> 00:31:28,657 YOU, MR. AIN´T-I-COOL. FEELING 857 00:31:28,657 --> 00:31:30,319 LIKE A BIGSHOT ´CAUSE YOU TOOK 858 00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:32,391 AWAY MY MOJO. 859 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,262 >> JUST COOL YOUR JETS, ALL 860 00:31:33,262 --> 00:31:34,423 RIGHT. I´LL GET SOMEBODY IN HERE 861 00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:35,925 TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BED PAN. 862 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,266 >> NO NEED FOR THAT. 863 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,401 >> CAN´T DO THIS TO ME. I´M IN 864 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,404 RECOVERY. IT´S TORTURE! 865 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,335 >> CALL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. 866 00:31:46,335 --> 00:31:48,007 I´M PRESSING FULL CHARGES 867 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:48,407 AGAINST HER. 868 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,408 >> I´M PRESSING FULL CHARGES 869 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,309 AGAINST YOU, YOU SEXUALLY 870 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,941 HARASSING DICKWEED! 871 00:31:51,941 --> 00:31:53,042 >> IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, I´LL 872 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:53,943 CUT OFF YOU ARMS AND LEGS AS 873 00:31:53,943 --> 00:31:54,313 WELL! 874 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,244 >> NOT BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD 875 00:31:55,244 --> 00:31:59,949 OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! 876 00:31:59,949 --> 00:32:01,150 >> I GUESS JUST BECAUSE YOU TAKE 877 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:02,251 A PERSON´S WEAPONS AWAY DOESN´T 878 00:32:02,251 --> 00:32:03,993 MEAN YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR ANGER. 879 00:32:03,993 --> 00:32:05,324 HMM? 880 00:33:02,711 --> 00:33:05,114 >> HEY BABY. 881 00:33:05,114 --> 00:33:06,455 >> HEY. 882 00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:14,723 >> SO, THE KIDS ARE PASSED OUT. 883 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:15,494 >> HMM. 884 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,996 >> I THINK NATURE DOES SOMETHING 885 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,098 FOR INSOMNIA. 886 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,729 >> THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA OF 887 00:33:20,729 --> 00:33:26,275 YOURS. ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. 888 00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:29,178 >> MM-HMM. THIS WAS A VERY GOOD 889 00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:30,779 IDEA. 890 00:35:29,358 --> 00:35:30,829 >> SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THAT 891 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,261 SINGING´S COMING FROM? 892 00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:33,862 >> SCARED ME. 893 00:35:33,862 --> 00:35:36,505 >> SORRY. COULDN´T SLEEP AND I 894 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,707 HEARD THE OPERA. SO I FIGURED 895 00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,339 WHY NOT COME SEE WHO MY CULTURED 896 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:45,143 NEIGHBOR IS. TEDDY McNAMARA. 897 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:45,914 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 898 00:35:45,914 --> 00:35:47,916 >> MY HUSBAND AND I ARE WITH THE 899 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:51,850 KIDS OVER AT NUMBER 14. JUST UP 900 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:52,751 THE ROAD. 901 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,253 >> I´M JERRY. I´M SORRY ABOUT 902 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:56,755 THE MUSIC. I REALLY THOUGHT I 903 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,427 WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT HERE. 904 00:35:58,427 --> 00:35:59,788 >> OH, GOSH. NO WORRIES. I CAN´T 905 00:35:59,788 --> 00:36:01,260 SLEEP IN THOSE CAMPERS ANYWAY. 906 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,532 THEY´RE SO CRAMPED. MY HUSBAND, 907 00:36:03,532 --> 00:36:05,434 HE´S GOT THE HEAT UP FULL BLAST. 908 00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:08,367 KIDS ARE SAWING LOGS. WHAT ABOUT 909 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,699 YOU? YOU HERE WITH A WIFE OR 910 00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:11,500 GIRLFRIEND? 911 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,443 >> ME. NO. NO. I CAN´T CONVINCE 912 00:36:14,443 --> 00:36:15,404 HER TO GET THE WADERS ON. 913 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:16,475 >> FLY FISHERMAN. 914 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:17,276 >> YEAH. 915 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:18,777 >> ANY LUCK TODAY. 916 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,950 >> NOT MUCH. BUT I THINK THAT´S 917 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,512 ABOUT TO CHANGE. 918 00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,954 >> I HOPE SO. 919 00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:26,955 >> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WINE? 920 00:36:26,955 --> 00:36:30,789 >> SURE. I HAVE SOME TIME. 921 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:36,194 >> IN THAT CASE, YOU´RE REALLY 922 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,427 GOING TO ENJOY THE SHOW. 923 00:36:38,427 --> 00:36:40,699 >> THE SHOW? WHAT SHOW? 924 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,771 >> [GROANING] 925 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,986 >> SO WHERE ARE WE GOING? 926 00:36:57,986 --> 00:37:00,489 >> JUST A FEW MORE STEPS. 927 00:37:03,752 --> 00:37:07,426 [OWL HOOTING] 928 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,327 >> HERE WE ARE. 929 00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:12,631 >> WHERE? 930 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:13,902 >> JUST WAIT A SECOND. IT´S 931 00:37:13,902 --> 00:37:16,905 ABOUT TO BEGIN. 932 00:37:16,905 --> 00:37:21,340 >> DAD. DAD. CONNOR´S SICK AND I 933 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,342 FEEL LIKE I´M GONNA THROW UP. 934 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,343 >> MY HEAD... 935 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,344 >> YOU FEEL IT TOO? 936 00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,716 >> CAN YOU JUST OPEN A WINDOW? 937 00:37:27,716 --> 00:37:28,877 >> I TRIED BUT THEY´RE ALL 938 00:37:28,877 --> 00:37:31,850 LOCKED. 939 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:32,881 [OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES] 940 00:37:32,881 --> 00:37:33,882 >> IT´S CALLED THE PERSEID 941 00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:35,324 METEOR SHOWER NAMED AFTER THE 942 00:37:35,324 --> 00:37:36,625 PERSEUS CONSTELLATION. 943 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:37,486 >> OH. 944 00:37:37,486 --> 00:37:38,487 >> HAPPENS EVERY YEAR ABOUT THIS 945 00:37:38,487 --> 00:37:41,930 TIME. BUT TONIGHT IS A VERY RARE 946 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,992 EVENT. 947 00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:50,569 >> CONNOR, HEY. COME HERE, BUD. 948 00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,701 COME HERE. WE´RE GONNA GET OUT 949 00:37:52,701 --> 00:37:53,742 OF HERE. 950 00:37:53,742 --> 00:37:55,674 >> IT´S SO TRANSCENDING. 951 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:57,776 THIS IS THE BEST PART. 952 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,316 YOU CAN FEEL IT. IT´S LIKE BEING 953 00:38:07,316 --> 00:38:11,660 ONE WITH THE COSMOS. LIKE GODS. 954 00:38:14,523 --> 00:38:18,397 >> [COUGHING] 955 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:20,569 >> YES. WELL, THANK YOU FOR 956 00:38:20,569 --> 00:38:21,800 BRINGING ME OUT HERE. I NEED TO 957 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,403 GO. 958 00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:30,609 >> OK. COME ON. LET´S GO. COME 959 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:34,383 ON, BUDDY. [COUGHING] 960 00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:37,416 >> HELP! HELP! 961 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:41,450 >> I HATE THE ONE´S THAT SCREAM. 962 00:38:41,450 --> 00:38:42,621 >> UGH! 963 00:38:46,094 --> 00:38:47,556 >> ARE YOU OK? 964 00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:49,698 >> IT FEELS WORSE. 965 00:38:49,698 --> 00:38:53,632 >> HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! 966 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:54,963 >> SEAN! 967 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,571 >> YOU OK? 968 00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:03,542 >> I DON´T UNDERSTAND WHAT 969 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,573 HAPPENED. 970 00:39:04,573 --> 00:39:05,914 >> KEEP YOUR BROTHER AWAKE. 971 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:34,843 >> SEAN! 972 00:39:34,843 --> 00:39:38,046 SEAN! SEAN! 973 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:56,965 [BEEPS] 974 00:39:56,965 --> 00:39:57,866 >> MY WIFE MUST HAVE TAKEN THE 975 00:39:57,866 --> 00:39:59,928 KEYS WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK. 976 00:39:59,928 --> 00:40:01,730 >> I´LL GET ONE OF MY GUYS TO 977 00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:02,931 SWING BY AND FIND HER WHEN SHE 978 00:40:02,931 --> 00:40:04,803 GETS BACK FROM HER WALK. YOU 979 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,004 KNOW YOU´RE JUST LUCKY I HEARD 980 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,677 YOU SCREAMING. NEVER GET ANY 981 00:40:08,677 --> 00:40:10,539 CELL RECEPTION OUT HERE. 982 00:40:10,539 --> 00:40:14,843 >> YEAH. LUCKY. 983 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,904 >> YOU´RE THAT MIME BANDIT, 984 00:40:35,904 --> 00:40:38,937 RIGHT? 985 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,869 [BEEP] 986 00:40:40,869 --> 00:40:42,911 DON´T WORRY. THEY DON´T PAY ME 987 00:40:42,911 --> 00:40:47,916 ENOUGH TO PUT UP A FIGHT. 988 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,017 IT´S KINDA COOL, ACTUALLY. 989 00:40:49,017 --> 00:40:51,650 GET ME ON THE 6:00 NEWS. 990 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,922 MAYBE THEY SEND ONE OF 991 00:40:53,922 --> 00:40:55,023 THOSE HOT ASS REPORTERS 992 00:40:55,023 --> 00:40:57,786 DOWN AND INTERVIEW ME. 993 00:40:57,786 --> 00:40:58,957 YOU WANT SILVER TOO? 994 00:41:05,794 --> 00:41:06,835 >> CAN YOU MIME DEAD? 995 00:41:06,835 --> 00:41:08,066 >> OH, SHIT. 996 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,674 [KNOCKING] 997 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:16,905 >> WHO IS IT? 998 00:41:16,905 --> 00:41:18,847 >> CHRISTIAN? 999 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:26,655 >> WHAT? YOU FORGET YOUR 1000 00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:29,558 INVISIBLE BOX? 1001 00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:30,889 WHAT? 1002 00:41:45,674 --> 00:41:47,836 >> HELP ME. 1003 00:41:47,836 --> 00:41:50,008 >> JESUS. 63859

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