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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:04,213 Joe: This is a sugar loaf. 2 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:06,656 Up until the late 19th century, 3 00:00:06,655 --> 00:00:10,655 sugar was primarily sold in a form of solid cone, 4 00:00:10,655 --> 00:00:13,715 and a pair of special pincers called sugar nips 5 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:16,794 would be used to break off pieces into cups of tea 6 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:20,073 and the mouths of unsupervised children. 7 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:22,408 Sugar loaves are less common today, 8 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:25,453 having been replaced by granules and cubes. 9 00:00:25,448 --> 00:00:27,448 But due to its distinctive shape, 10 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:29,548 the sugar loaf legacy lives on 11 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:33,171 in the mountains around the world that bear its name. 12 00:00:35,241 --> 00:00:36,621 Hello. 13 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,210 My name is Joe Pera. 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,546 Today was the final day of school. 15 00:00:41,551 --> 00:00:43,591 And what sweeter way to celebrate 16 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:46,546 than with a hike up Sugarloaf Mountain? 17 00:00:46,551 --> 00:00:50,141 It's not the Sugarloaf Mountain with ski lifts in Maine 18 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:53,137 or the Sugarloaf Mountain in Rio de Janeiro, 19 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:56,477 featured in James Bond "Moonraker." 20 00:00:56,482 --> 00:01:00,102 Instead, the Sugarloaf Mountain in Marquette County, 21 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,523 just six miles from my front door. 22 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:12,307 ♪♪ 23 00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:15,240 Hiking combines the beauty of walking 24 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,481 with the beauty of nature. 25 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:21,072 And other than leave no trace and stay alive, 26 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:23,448 there are no real rules. 27 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:27,658 Plus the abundance of fresh air straight from the trees 28 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,615 has a way of releasing stress. 29 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:32,760 You'd hardly know that just 30 minutes ago, 30 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:36,208 I was experiencing intense emotional pressure 31 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:39,756 I can only describe as DEFCON One. 32 00:01:39,758 --> 00:01:47,618 ♪♪ 33 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:55,450 ♪♪ 34 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,968 Can you pull over? 35 00:01:56,965 --> 00:02:03,785 ♪♪ 36 00:02:03,793 --> 00:02:06,933 You feeling okay? 37 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:09,411 I don't want to hide it anymore. 38 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,900 The longer you keep something inside, 39 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:19,096 the harder it is to contain. 40 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:20,903 The pressure was building, 41 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:24,166 and I felt like I had to release it somehow. 42 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:34,615 Woman: This weekend I think we're gonna bust out the grill, 43 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,860 maybe try grilling some corn or something. 44 00:02:36,862 --> 00:02:38,312 I don't know. It might be fun. 45 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,860 And then next week we're gonna go take selfies 46 00:02:39,862 --> 00:02:41,452 at Wrigley Field. 47 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,898 And then we're going to stay home the rest of the summer. 48 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:48,069 You all right, Joe? 49 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,098 Yeah. I bet you are. 50 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,793 Neiman: All right, everyone. 51 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,413 All right, everyone, quiet down. 52 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:59,213 As we close the book on another outstanding school year, 53 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:02,206 I'd like to express once again how grateful I am. 54 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:04,066 You make Little Deer Middle School 55 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,928 the special place it is 56 00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:08,661 and are a constant source of inspiration. 57 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,855 There were hardly any staff-related incidents 58 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:13,382 this year, so kudos. 59 00:03:13,379 --> 00:03:15,279 Haven't seen a kudos burn in a [bleep] minute. 60 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:18,545 Oh. One quick reminder before we start break -- 61 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,931 you are still teachers during the summer. 62 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,791 Don't drink too much in public. 63 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:28,523 That said, we can still all have fun tonight at the happy hour. 64 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:31,447 Any final thoughts? 65 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:36,284 I have something I'd like to announce. 66 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,205 Yes, Joe. 67 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:40,926 We all have lives outside of school, 68 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:44,001 and there's something I'd like to share. 69 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:51,208 I'm growing a bean arch, so if anyone wants beans 70 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:55,476 58, 59 days from now, just let me know. 71 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:57,552 Yeah, Joe, sounds like you're already sharing 72 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,861 a string bean wiener. 73 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,102 [ Trills ] 74 00:04:00,103 --> 00:04:01,933 John, what are you doing? 75 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,031 It's just a joke. 76 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,414 It's not funny. 77 00:04:04,413 --> 00:04:05,413 My bad. 78 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,243 Yeah, it's your bad, all right. 79 00:04:07,241 --> 00:04:09,381 Do you want your job, John? 80 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,719 I don't want to hide it either. 81 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:16,724 But with the students' respect and teachers like John, 82 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,284 you know the consequences of dating another teacher. 83 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:21,405 You know it just makes everybody aware of -- 84 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,591 You don't -- It'd be like... 85 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:42,240 Whenever I see an empty baseball diamond, 86 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,721 I feel the need to run its bases. 87 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:48,934 It's a deep-seated compulsion I can't often give into 88 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:50,621 because I am an adult. 89 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,140 But it makes summers tough 90 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:56,027 because diamonds are mostly empty these days. 91 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:57,764 Have you tried it? 92 00:04:57,758 --> 00:05:01,758 There's a real sense of freedom when you do it on your own. 93 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:04,028 No pressure to hit the ball. 94 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:06,794 No baseman to tag you out. 95 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:08,453 If you are an anarchist, 96 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:10,618 you don't even need to touch the base. 97 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:13,030 But you'd miss out on leaving your footprint 98 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:15,214 on that dusty white bag. 99 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:21,381 18 years ago, I broke a baseball record 100 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:24,659 when I became the first kid in the Upper Peninsula 101 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:27,585 to get banned from Little League. 102 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:29,826 In my last at-bat of the season, 103 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:34,207 I was down two strikes, looking for a home run. 104 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:37,376 Nutty, because I hadn't gotten a hit all season. 105 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,069 That I wanted to go around so bad 106 00:05:40,068 --> 00:05:43,858 that when the opportunity came, 107 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:46,342 I decided to steal first base. 108 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:54,213 Once I hit first, I had to steal second. 109 00:05:54,206 --> 00:05:57,926 Then at second, third was just around the corner. 110 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:04,933 By the time I got to third, nothing could stop me. 111 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,934 It felt so good. 112 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:19,210 Even though I accumulated 17 outs in a single at-bat, 113 00:06:19,206 --> 00:06:23,446 I got my home run, and I did it on my own terms. 114 00:06:23,448 --> 00:06:27,378 Today, I follow rules because I am afraid of jail. 115 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:30,619 But I suppose I still run the bases as an adult 116 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:34,620 to relive sense of liberation I felt as a kid. 117 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,310 I know it sounds childish, 118 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:39,310 but it feels so good to get that off my chest. 119 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,480 I guess I was still embarrassed from when Coach Hazler 120 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,622 had me turn in my cap and uniform. 121 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:50,552 It takes guts for you to tell me that. 122 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:55,381 And I don't fully understand it, but I can respect it. 123 00:06:55,379 --> 00:07:00,239 Every time we've driven by a diamond, I've held it in. 124 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:02,451 Can I share something with you? 125 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:04,478 Sure. 126 00:07:04,482 --> 00:07:07,102 I've dated men from each branch of the U.S. military 127 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,453 and I still keep in touch with two of them. 128 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:13,239 Okay. 129 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:18,341 We're friends, but it's primarily for intelligence. 130 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,214 Makes sense. 131 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,926 Can I tell you something else? 132 00:07:21,931 --> 00:07:24,621 Yeah. 133 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,900 Opening up to Sarah in that moment 134 00:07:26,896 --> 00:07:28,656 got her opening up to me, 135 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:32,375 and we started sharing our secret lives with each other. 136 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:37,449 I put prohibited items in my airplane carry-on. 137 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,588 I slap my hands on my pants 138 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,966 when the ice cream store is closed. 139 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,066 I get anxious when I stay at your house 140 00:07:46,068 --> 00:07:49,718 because I'm away from my basement. 141 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:52,764 Before last month, I hadn't told someone I loved them 142 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:55,618 since high school. 143 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,590 It takes me years to trust someone 144 00:07:57,586 --> 00:08:00,026 and seconds to untrust. 145 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:01,344 I wish this weren't true. 146 00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,344 Oh. 147 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,929 Come on. 148 00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:12,551 I feel like shoplifting a few home runs. 149 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,032 You're a toe runner? 150 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:18,074 Sarah: Yeah. 151 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,308 I didn't know that. 152 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,930 You don't run on your toes? 153 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,101 No. 154 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:25,693 That's how I get my speed. 155 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,029 Come on. Keep up! 156 00:08:27,034 --> 00:08:29,524 I can't wait to tell all the other teachers. 157 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:31,757 Keep up! 158 00:08:31,758 --> 00:08:34,378 And just like that, it was -- 159 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:37,899 I don't know, comfortable. 160 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,786 Sarah: Hurry up, Joe. 161 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,383 Okay. 162 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:48,069 ♪♪ 163 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:54,929 I hope we're not too late for the karaoke. 164 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:57,591 Wait. 165 00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:59,336 You forgot something. 166 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:02,794 What's that? 167 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,693 Really? 168 00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:07,339 Really, really. 169 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,864 All right. 170 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:14,897 You sure? Yeah. 171 00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,026 Are you sure? 172 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,214 I think so. 173 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,026 I am. Okay. 174 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:23,554 Woman: ♪ Gitchi gitchi, ya ya, here ♪ 175 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:27,381 Hey, Joe, Sarah. Glad you could make it. 176 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:31,099 Principal Neiman, I want you to know that Sarah and I are dating 177 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:34,033 and have been for the past four months. 178 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,624 Everyone already knows. 179 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,030 You two are cute. 180 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,724 You go together like desk and chair. 181 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:42,034 Ah. By the way, there are some phenomenal 182 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,594 mozzarella sticks at the bar. 183 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:46,516 Help yourself. I'm going to track down some marinara. 184 00:09:46,517 --> 00:09:48,027 Good luck. 185 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:52,074 ♪ Creole Lady Marmalade 186 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,718 [ Applause ] 187 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:57,414 Yeah! Awesome. 188 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:00,243 Whoo! It's Joe. 189 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,241 Yeah. What's up, man? 190 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,281 Where you been? Working on your bean arch? 191 00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:06,235 Yeah. 192 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,481 Yeah? You been growing a big bean? 193 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,662 Hopefully.Growing a big bean in your pants. 194 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:14,275 I'm just kidding. You know what I'm saying? 195 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:15,895 Planting seeds, though, right? 196 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,096 Yeah, actually. 197 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,283 I usually plant them all over town. 198 00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:21,375 You know what I mean. You know what I mean. 199 00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:24,549 Yeah. Don't give me that look. You know exactly what I mean. 200 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:27,551 Yeah. Everybody knows what that means. 201 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:30,101 Everybody in this bar knows what that means. 202 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:35,099 Do we really have to go to happy hour tonight? 203 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:36,553 I think it'll be fun. 204 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,554 Okay. Okay. 14702

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