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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
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THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?
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DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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(HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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- GO, BOYS, GO!
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- WHOA, YEAH! HA HA!
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WHOOO! HA HA!
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- WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
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- WHOO-HOO-HOO! HA HA HA!
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OOPS.
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OH!
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- WHOA!
- AHHH!
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- HEADS UP, HODADS!
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COMING THROUGH.
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- ONCE AGAIN, DUCK DODGERS
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REMAINS THE SURF KING.
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- HANG 10.
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SHOOT THE CURL.
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LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.
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- YAY, DUCK DODGERS!
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- I REMEMBER
WHEN THIS WAS OUR SPOT.
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- YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
HE IS PRETTY GOOD, BRAH.
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- THAT'S RIGHT. I TAKE TO
SURFING LIKE A DUCK TO WATER.
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HEY, THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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- ALL HAIL THE SURF KING.
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- HAIL, KING DODGERS!
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- IT'S GOOD
TO BE THE KING, BABY.
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- AND HERE'S YOUR FRUIT SMOOTHIE
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MADE SOLELY
FROM CANNED PINEAPPLES.
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- EVERYONE KNOWS
THE FRESHEST PINEAPPLES
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COME FROM CANS.
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- HE'S NOT VERY SMART, IS HE?
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- I'M AFRAID
THAT HIS RIDICULOUS ANTICS
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ARE LESS THAN ASPIRATIONAL.
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- C-C-CA-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING
BACK TO EARTH?
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- W-W-W-WE'VE BEEN
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ON THIS BEACH FOR 6 YEARS.
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- GO BACK?!
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BUT I'M THE KING OF THE SURF.
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BARON OF THE BEACH!
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SIRE OF THE SWELL!
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AND I, SURF KING DUCK DODGERS,
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AM NO WAVE-HOGGIN' GOON.
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I WILL GLADLY TAKE ON
ALL CHALLENGERS TO MY THRONE.
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(THUNDERCLAP)
HUH?
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- WHAT IS THAT?
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- IT'S A SHIP.
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- RRRRRRR...
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AAAAHHHHH!
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- SEEMS LIKE A FRIENDLY CHAP.
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- I AM THE CRUSHER--
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THE MIGHTIEST SURFER
IN THE UNIVERSE.
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- SURF KING DODGERS,
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE THE MIGHTIEST.
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- WELL, I--I--I, UH, WELL...
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- AND THE CRUSHER
CLAIMS THIS PLANET FOR HIS OWN.
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- BUT DUCK DODGERS
IS THE SURF KING HERE.
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- HA HA HA HA!
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YOU MADE THIS STUPID DUCK
YOUR KING?
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- WELL, I WAS ACTUALLY APPOINTED
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DURING AN ILL-CONCEIVED
CORPORATE MERGER.
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ERP!
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- YOU MAY HAVE THE SKILLS
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TO IMPRESS THESE LOCALS,
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BUT CAN YOU OUTSURF
THE CRUSHER?
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- SOMETHING TELLS ME
WE'LL BE SPENDING
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THE NEXT
SEVERAL MINUTES FINDING OUT.
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- OOH, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE,
LIKE, A SURFING CONTEST.
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- THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA.
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- TH-TH-THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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- A SURFING CONTEST IT IS!
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SEE YOU AT DAWN.
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- OH, PLEASE LET ME LAND
IN THE BIG, SOFT BUSH
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FULL OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.
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TYPICAL.
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(DISTANT GIGGLING)
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- I BROUGHT YOUR SMOOTHIE,
MR. CRUSHER.
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- DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE
IN THAT THRONE, BUSTER.
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OH, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?
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YOU THINK
I CAN WIN THIS CONTEST,
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DON'T YOU, LITTLE FELLA?
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- BAH HA HA HA!
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YOU? BEAT THAT MONSTER?
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YOU DON'T HAVE A PRAYER, BUDDY.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- EVEN THIS WORTHLESS
DISGUSTING SLUG
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DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME.
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- THAT DOESN'T MATTER, CHUM.
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I'M BRIAN WILSON.
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WHAT MATTERS
IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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- SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I OFTEN APPEAR
AS A SORT OF SPIRITUAL ADVISER
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TO SURFERS IN NEED.
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- I THOUGHT
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.
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- DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE OR NOT?
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- HEY, REALLY,
WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?
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- THEN GET YOUR KARMA
IN BALANCE.
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FOCUS YOUR CHI, AND YOU'LL HEAR
A SONG IN YOUR INNER GOURD.
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- HOLY CARP,
I WISH I COULD THINK THAT DEEP.
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- WELL, THIS IS IT--
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THE BIG DAY.
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- CAPTAIN DODGERS, D-D-DID YOU
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REMEMBER TO WAX YOUR BOARD?
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- SURFBOARD? NO.
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BUT I DID HAVE MY EYEBROWS DONE.
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- J-J-JUST REMEMBER
TO LISTEN FOR THE SONG
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IN YOUR INNER G-G-G-GOURD.
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- A WHAT IN MY INNER WHERE?
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- YOU KNOW,
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THE SONG BRIAN TOLD YOU
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TO LISTEN FOR.
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- WHO?
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- Y-Y-YOUR SPIRITUAL
SURFING ADVISER.
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- YOU MEAN A G-G-G-GHOST?
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- DON'T YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?
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- OH, YEAH.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY.
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HEY, OOOH, SORRY.
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GUESS I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN STRENGTH.
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- DON'T YOU GET IT?
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HE'S NOT A C-C-CORPOREAL BEING.
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HE'S A PSYCHIC M-M-MANIFESTATION
OF SPIRITUAL ENERGY.
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UH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN?
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C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
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- WHHEEEEEEEE!
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WHEEEEEEE!
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- EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN?
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- YES, CADET?
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- HEY,
YOU GUARANTEED THIS GUEST SPOT
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WOULD BE HANDLED WITH DIGNITY.
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- SORRY, BRIAN.
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- EH, SO, CAPTAIN...
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- HUNH! UHH! RRRRR!
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UGH! EHHH! UNHHH!
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STUPID PSYCHIC MANIFESTATIONS!
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GOTTA BREAK FREEEEE...
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(CRASH)
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WHERE'S MY DIGNITY?
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- YOU CAN BEAT
THE CRUSHER, DODGERS.
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JUST REMEMBER
TO LISTEN FOR MY SONG.
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- WHAT?
- I SAID, LISTEN FOR MY SONG.
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- SORRY. I THINK I'VE STILL GOT
SOME TUNA IN MY EAR.
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- LISTEN FOR MY SONG!
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
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HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF
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THAT YOU WILL BE OK
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YOU WILL BE OK
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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PUT YOUR TROUBLES
ON THE SHELF
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HAPPY TO EXIST
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BAD TIMES WON'T BE MISSED
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DON'T BACK DOWN
FROM THAT WAVE
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YOU JUST GOTTA BE BRAVE
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EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO
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WILL COME BACK TO YOU
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
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HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF
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THAT YOU WILL BE OK
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YOU WILL BE OK
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EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT
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EVERYBODY FEELS IT
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EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT
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EVERYBODY FEELS IT
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EVERYBODY JUST TRIES IT
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EVERYBODY TRIES IT
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EVERYBODY JUST BUYS IT
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EVERYBODY BUYS IT
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PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER
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COMING TOGETHER
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PEOPLE ALWAYS FOREVER
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ALWAYS FOREVER
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I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN
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FROM THAT BIG OLD WAVE
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HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
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IS YOUR LIFE COMING DOWN?
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WILL YOU FINALLY
COME AROUND?
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EVERY NEW SITUATION
BRINGS A CHILLING VIBRATION
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EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO
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WILL COME BACK TO YOU
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
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HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF
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THAT YOU WILL BE OK
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YOU WILL BE OK
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
IN EVERY SINGLE WAY...
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- AAAAHHHH!
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- CLEARLY A CASE
OF CANNED PINEAPPLE DEFICIENCY.
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- DUCK DODGERS WINS!
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- (CHEERING)
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- HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS!
- HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS!
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- THANKS, BRIAN WILSON.
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I OWE IT ALL TO YOUR STRANGE
AND CONFUSING ADVICE.
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- NO PROBLEM.
HEY, I GOTTA SPLIT.
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SOME KID IN MAUI
HAS SOME SERIOUS WAVE ANXIETY.
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- HANG LOOSE, DUDE.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- HOORAY, SURF KING!
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- OH, UH, SORRY, CADET,
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BUT I DON'T THINK
WE'LL BE RETURNING
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TO EARTH ANY TIME SOON.
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- W-W-W-WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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- IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING.
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- MMMM...
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- HA HA HA!
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HAPPY CAT SAY NAP TIME IS OVER.
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- HUH?
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- WAKE UP.
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YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH.
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HA HA HA!
MY SNOOZE BUTTON IS BROKEN.
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- THAT'S NOT ALL
THAT'S GONNA BE BROKEN
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IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
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- HA HA HA!
VERY FUNNY, LAZY DUCK.
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BUT YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME.
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NEVER!
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- NOTHING MAKES ME HUNGRIER
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THAN A NAP.
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HEY, CADET, SUPPER READY?
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I SAID, WHAT'S COOKIN', COOK?
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- T-TONIGHT I'M PREPARING SUSHI
WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS.
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- IMPRESSIVE.
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YOU DID ALL THIS
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WHILE I WAS TAKING A NAP?
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- Y-Y-YOU WERE SLEEPING
FOR 3 DAYS.
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- 3 DAYS?
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DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
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- I'LL FILL YOU IN
ON THE DEFEAT
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OF THE K-K-KLUNKIN ARMADA
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AFTER WE'VE EATEN.
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- GOOD, BECAUSE MY TUMMY
NEEDS SOME GRUB.
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- W-W-WE CAN BEGIN AS SOON
AS YOU G-GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
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- FINE.
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OK, LET'S GO.
I'M STARVING.
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- G-G-GOTTA GO WASH MY HANDS.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
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- WELL, I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW!
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AHHH, MMMM...
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YUM.
246
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826
MMMM...
247
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,760
- ALL STERILE.
248
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,359
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- MMMNGR...
249
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,300
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D GET STARTED WITHOUT YOU.
250
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,597
- B-B-B-BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
251
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,469
- OH, YEAH, I DO.
252
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,708
MAKIN' SUSHI.
253
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,572
- S-S-SIR, THIS IS A RARE
254
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,041
AND DANGEROUS TELOSIAN POPPER.
255
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,110
I THINK I BETTER
HANDLE THIS ONE M-M-M-MY--
256
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,919
- I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
257
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,182
- SIR, IT CONTAINS
A POWERFUL N-N-NERVE TOXIN
258
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,051
AND MUST BE
C-C-C-CAREFULLY PREPARED.
259
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,685
B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN!
260
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,657
- PERFECT.
261
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,455
NICE PRESENTATION, HUH?
262
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,657
- D-D-DON'T EAT IT!
263
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,669
N-N-NO!
264
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,602
OH, DEAR.
265
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,797
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
266
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,639
YOU WERE SO WORRIED--ABOUT.
267
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,873
EEEEEEEK!
268
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,679
DAAAHHHH!
269
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,677
WHOOOOAAAAH!
270
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,349
AAAHHHHH!
271
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,642
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,510
IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY.
273
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WALKING, WALKING, WALKING...
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WALKING...
275
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,739
WALKING, WALKING...
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00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,565
WALKING...
277
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,741
FROG...
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00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,738
FROG.
279
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,750
WALKING, WALKING...
280
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,453
WIND...
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00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,745
WALKING.
282
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,586
CRICKET...CRICKET.
283
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,593
DROP.
284
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,785
WALKING...
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00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,686
WALKING.
(RUSTLING)
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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,888
HUH?
287
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,441
YAAAAAAH-HA HA HA!
288
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,374
RRR-ROBOT!
289
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,107
HI-YA!
290
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:13,912
HAAAHHH!
291
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,251
HUH! HEE-YAH!
292
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,391
ROBOT...ROBOT!
293
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,087
ROBOT!
294
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,672
ROBOT.
295
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,303
ROBOT. ROBOT!
296
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,938
- STOP! NOT A ROBOT!
NOT A ROBOT!
297
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,914
- YOU'RE LUCKY
I DIDN'T CUT YOU TO RIBBONS.
298
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,107
- NOT WITH A Y-7 RATING,
YOU WON'T.
299
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,979
- SO, MY DEFEATED ADVERSARY,
300
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,848
HOW MAYETH I ESCAPE
THIS HERE TACO STAND
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00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,617
AND RETURNETH TO WHENCE I CAME?
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00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,815
- ONLY THE EVIL TYRANT WIZARD,
THE MASTER OF MASTERS, AH-CHOO,
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00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,860
HAS THE POWER TO SEND YOU HOME.
304
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,426
OR YOU COULD JUST USE
THIS TIME PORTAL RIGHT HERE.
305
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,826
BUT THEN, OF COURSE,
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE
306
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,228
TO DEFEAT AH-CHOO
307
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,840
AND END THE OPPRESSION
OF MY PEOPLE.
308
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,242
- (GRUNTING)
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00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,278
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
NOBLE CHAMPION?
310
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,214
- SO, IS THERE A BUTTON
I GOTTA PRESS, OR WHAT?
311
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,120
- PLEASE! YOU MUST
BATTLE THE EVIL WIZARD.
312
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,783
THAT TIME PORTAL IS JUST A PROP.
313
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,091
IT'S SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE
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00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,093
A MORAL CONFLICT.
315
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,864
- NOT ON THIS SHOW, IT DOESN'T.
316
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,721
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
317
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,360
I HAVE A WIZARD TO BATTLE.
318
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,595
- HE LIVES
IN YONDER SPOOKY CASTLE.
319
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,162
- I KNEW THAT.
320
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,170
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
321
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,183
PHH-TOOEY!
322
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,498
TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE,
323
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,233
I MUST CALL UPON THE STRENGTH
OF MY ANCESTORS.
324
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,912
- HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE A NICKEL
TO GO TO THE MOVIES?
325
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,905
- DID YOU MOW THE LAWN?
326
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,677
- YEP.
- DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM?
327
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,917
- SURE DID.
328
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,721
- DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK?
329
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,923
- YES, SIR.
330
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,854
- THEN ASK YOUR MOTHER.
331
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,620
(LAUGH TRACK)
332
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,191
- DEAR OLD DAD.
333
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,844
THAT MUST BE AH-CHOO'S
EVIL SPOOKY CASTLE.
334
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,207
UGH.
335
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,776
YEP, THEM BATS
ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
336
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,218
WALKING...
337
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,288
WALKING IN SPOOKY CASTLE.
338
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,962
TERRIFIED LOOKING AROUND.
339
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,955
- STOP RIGHT THERE, SAMURAI.
340
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,058
- THANKS, BUD.
341
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,770
I HAVEN'T WALKED THIS MUCH
342
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:19,901
IN TWO SEASONS PUT TOGETHER.
343
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,726
SHEESH, I THINK I'M GETTIN'
344
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,201
A CHARLEY HORSE HERE.
345
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,714
- HA HA HA!
346
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,344
- HEY, YOU'RE JUST
MY STUPID ALARM CLOCK GUY.
347
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:35,781
- I AM NO SIMPLE PIECE
OF TALKING PLASTIC.
348
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:42,316
I AM A HEAP BIG POWERFUL WIZARD!
349
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,659
- THEN I DEMAND
YOU USE YOUR PALTRY POWERS
350
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,195
TO SEND ME HOME!
351
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,000
BEHOLD MY MESSY HAIR
OF DETERMINATION.
352
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,209
AAAUURRGHHH!
353
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,041
- WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
354
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,906
- AAAAHHHHH!
355
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,454
- STOP!
356
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,112
- CHEAP COUNTERFEIT
MANOLO BLAHNIKS.
357
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,081
- FIRST, SAMURAI QUACK,
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00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:16,019
WE MUST HAVE OUR CUSTOMARY
BATTLE PREPARATION MONTAGE.
359
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,188
- WHY?
360
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,029
- WELL, ITS MANY
INTERESTING COMPOSITIONS
361
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,725
WILL BUILD DRAMATIC TENSION.
362
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,238
- THEN LET'S GET TO IT,
KUROSAWA.
363
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,970
YAAAH!
364
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,440
- BEGIN THE STAREDOWN.
365
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,222
HA HA HA!
366
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,062
- ARE WE READY
TO START FIGHTING?
367
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,097
GEE, I HOPE SO.
368
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,132
WELL, I STOPPED
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00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,126
PAYING ATTENTION.
370
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,397
HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK?
371
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,066
- (SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)
372
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,665
- GRRRR.
- RHHAAAARRR!
373
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,090
(RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS)
374
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,864
(ACCORDION PLAYING)
375
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,625
- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
376
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,534
- I THINK IT'S
A MONKEY WEARING LEDERHOSEN.
377
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,898
- IS HE BUILDING
DRAMATIC TENSION, TOO?
378
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:39,106
- NO, I THINK THE EDITOR
IS PLAYING A DUMB JOKE.
379
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,411
TRY TO IGNORE HIM.
380
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,913
- EWW! NOW HE'S EATING
AN APPLE WITH HIS FOOT.
381
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,106
OH, I CAN'T IGNORE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
382
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,779
- THEN FIGHT!
383
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,364
YOU HAVE SKILLS, SAMURAI.
384
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,734
- I'M A YELLOW BELT.
385
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,258
- HA HA HA!
386
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,365
- YEEEEOWZA!
387
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:12,135
- BECOME MY APPRENTICE,
SAMURAI.
388
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,474
- NEVER!
389
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,310
- IT IS YOUR DESTINY.
390
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,445
JOIN ME
AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY
391
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,981
AS FATHER AND SON.
392
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,388
- HA HA HA!
393
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:36,458
- MAN, THAT NERVE TOXIN
IS SOME FUNKY STUFF.
394
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,172
- C-C-CLEAR!
395
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,039
- YEEOOOW!
396
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,308
- Y-Y-YOU'RE ALIVE.
397
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,478
- THE MONKEY'S
WEARING LEDERHOSEN.
398
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,116
AAH! AND HAPPY CAT'S MY DAD!
399
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,782
- D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN.
400
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,590
THAT'S JUST
THE BLOWFISH POISON
401
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,522
WORKING ITSELF
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
402
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,588
- BUT IT ALL SEEMED SO REAL.
403
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,487
- I GUESS IT'S
N-NO MORE SUSHI FOR YOU.
404
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,430
C-C-COME ON. I'LL FIX YOU A NICE
DEEP-DISH
405
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,526
POT STICKER
AND KIELBASA P-P-PIZZA.
406
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,836
- HA HA HA!
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