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HA HA HA! 14 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:38,668 OOPS. 15 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,102 OH! 16 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,068 - WHOA! - AHHH! 17 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:44,206 - HEADS UP, HODADS! 18 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,742 COMING THROUGH. 19 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,376 - ONCE AGAIN, DUCK DODGERS 20 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,041 REMAINS THE SURF KING. 21 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,039 - HANG 10. 22 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,911 SHOOT THE CURL. 23 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,880 LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. 24 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,578 - YAY, DUCK DODGERS! 25 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,850 - I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS OUR SPOT. 26 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,489 - YOU GOTTA ADMIT, HE IS PRETTY GOOD, BRAH. 27 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:05,655 - THAT'S RIGHT. I TAKE TO SURFING LIKE A DUCK TO WATER. 28 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:08,056 HEY, THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 29 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,158 - ALL HAIL THE SURF KING. 30 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,531 - HAIL, KING DODGERS! 31 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,970 - IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING, BABY. 32 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,535 - AND HERE'S YOUR FRUIT SMOOTHIE 33 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:19,614 MADE SOLELY FROM CANNED PINEAPPLES. 34 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,243 - EVERYONE KNOWS THE FRESHEST PINEAPPLES 35 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,040 COME FROM CANS. 36 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,611 - HE'S NOT VERY SMART, IS HE? 37 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,079 - I'M AFRAID THAT HIS RIDICULOUS ANTICS 38 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,078 ARE LESS THAN ASPIRATIONAL. 39 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,250 - C-C-CA-CAPTAIN DODGERS, 40 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,789 SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING BACK TO EARTH? 41 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,493 - W-W-W-WE'VE BEEN 42 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,015 ON THIS BEACH FOR 6 YEARS. 43 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,190 - GO BACK?! 44 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,129 BUT I'M THE KING OF THE SURF. 45 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,904 BARON OF THE BEACH! 46 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,102 SIRE OF THE SWELL! 47 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,204 AND I, SURF KING DUCK DODGERS, 48 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,437 AM NO WAVE-HOGGIN' GOON. 49 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:52,342 I WILL GLADLY TAKE ON ALL CHALLENGERS TO MY THRONE. 50 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,176 (THUNDERCLAP) HUH? 51 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,913 - WHAT IS THAT? 52 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,285 - IT'S A SHIP. 53 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,934 - RRRRRRR... 54 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,069 AAAAHHHHH! 55 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,144 - SEEMS LIKE A FRIENDLY CHAP. 56 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,473 - I AM THE CRUSHER-- 57 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,968 THE MIGHTIEST SURFER IN THE UNIVERSE. 58 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,340 - SURF KING DODGERS, 59 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,609 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MIGHTIEST. 60 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,647 - WELL, I--I--I, UH, WELL... 61 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,582 - AND THE CRUSHER CLAIMS THIS PLANET FOR HIS OWN. 62 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,888 - BUT DUCK DODGERS IS THE SURF KING HERE. 63 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,421 - HA HA HA HA! 64 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,457 YOU MADE THIS STUPID DUCK YOUR KING? 65 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,262 - WELL, I WAS ACTUALLY APPOINTED 66 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,734 DURING AN ILL-CONCEIVED CORPORATE MERGER. 67 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,193 ERP! 68 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,431 - YOU MAY HAVE THE SKILLS 69 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,756 TO IMPRESS THESE LOCALS, 70 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:54,230 BUT CAN YOU OUTSURF THE CRUSHER? 71 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,142 - SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'LL BE SPENDING 72 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,973 THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES FINDING OUT. 73 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,538 - OOH, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE, LIKE, A SURFING CONTEST. 74 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,208 - THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. 75 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,176 - TH-TH-THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. 76 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,184 - A SURFING CONTEST IT IS! 77 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,776 SEE YOU AT DAWN. 78 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,620 - OH, PLEASE LET ME LAND IN THE BIG, SOFT BUSH 79 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,715 FULL OF BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. 80 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,662 TYPICAL. 81 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:23,231 (DISTANT GIGGLING) 82 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,967 - I BROUGHT YOUR SMOOTHIE, MR. CRUSHER. 83 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:30,173 - DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE IN THAT THRONE, BUSTER. 84 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:32,907 OH, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID? 85 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,045 YOU THINK I CAN WIN THIS CONTEST, 86 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,760 DON'T YOU, LITTLE FELLA? 87 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,363 - BAH HA HA HA! 88 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,625 YOU? BEAT THAT MONSTER? 89 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,403 YOU DON'T HAVE A PRAYER, BUDDY. 90 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,702 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 91 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,503 - EVEN THIS WORTHLESS DISGUSTING SLUG 92 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,626 DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME. 93 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,000 - THAT DOESN'T MATTER, CHUM. 94 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,539 I'M BRIAN WILSON. 95 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,574 WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 96 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,009 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 97 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,584 - I OFTEN APPEAR AS A SORT OF SPIRITUAL ADVISER 98 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,943 TO SURFERS IN NEED. 99 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,011 - I THOUGHT 100 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,479 YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF. 101 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,877 - DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE OR NOT? 102 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,688 - HEY, REALLY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE? 103 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,351 - THEN GET YOUR KARMA IN BALANCE. 104 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:23,020 FOCUS YOUR CHI, AND YOU'LL HEAR A SONG IN YOUR INNER GOURD. 105 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:27,700 - HOLY CARP, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT DEEP. 106 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,806 - WELL, THIS IS IT-- 107 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,311 THE BIG DAY. 108 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,743 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, D-D-DID YOU 109 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,238 REMEMBER TO WAX YOUR BOARD? 110 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,709 - SURFBOARD? NO. 111 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,977 BUT I DID HAVE MY EYEBROWS DONE. 112 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,646 - J-J-JUST REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR THE SONG 113 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,246 IN YOUR INNER G-G-G-GOURD. 114 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,447 - A WHAT IN MY INNER WHERE? 115 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,450 - YOU KNOW, 116 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,521 THE SONG BRIAN TOLD YOU 117 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,758 TO LISTEN FOR. 118 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,893 - WHO? 119 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,627 - Y-Y-YOUR SPIRITUAL SURFING ADVISER. 120 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,262 - YOU MEAN A G-G-G-GHOST? 121 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,298 - DON'T YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY? 122 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,634 - OH, YEAH. 123 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,899 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BUDDY. 124 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,598 HEY, OOOH, SORRY. 125 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,571 GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH. 126 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,170 - DON'T YOU GET IT? 127 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:17,111 HE'S NOT A C-C-CORPOREAL BEING. 128 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:21,717 HE'S A PSYCHIC M-M-MANIFESTATION OF SPIRITUAL ENERGY. 129 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,183 UH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN? 130 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,851 C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? 131 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,519 - WHHEEEEEEEE! 132 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,488 WHEEEEEEE! 133 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,857 - EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN? 134 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:31,994 - YES, CADET? 135 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,289 - HEY, YOU GUARANTEED THIS GUEST SPOT 136 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,860 WOULD BE HANDLED WITH DIGNITY. 137 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,598 - SORRY, BRIAN. 138 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,674 - EH, SO, CAPTAIN... 139 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,431 - HUNH! UHH! RRRRR! 140 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,771 UGH! EHHH! UNHHH! 141 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,566 STUPID PSYCHIC MANIFESTATIONS! 142 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,910 GOTTA BREAK FREEEEE... 143 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:54,207 (CRASH) 144 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,881 WHERE'S MY DIGNITY? 145 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,889 - YOU CAN BEAT THE CRUSHER, DODGERS. 146 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,851 JUST REMEMBER TO LISTEN FOR MY SONG. 147 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,320 - WHAT? - I SAID, LISTEN FOR MY SONG. 148 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,729 - SORRY. I THINK I'VE STILL GOT SOME TUNA IN MY EAR. 149 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:09,303 - LISTEN FOR MY SONG! 150 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,732 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 151 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,240 IN EVERY SINGLE WAY 152 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,513 HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF 153 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,713 THAT YOU WILL BE OK 154 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,854 YOU WILL BE OK 155 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:33,715 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 156 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:39,927 PUT YOUR TROUBLES ON THE SHELF 157 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:47,471 HAPPY TO EXIST 158 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:54,812 BAD TIMES WON'T BE MISSED 159 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,750 DON'T BACK DOWN FROM THAT WAVE 160 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:05,024 YOU JUST GOTTA BE BRAVE 161 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,815 EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO 162 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:12,129 WILL COME BACK TO YOU 163 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:18,272 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF IN EVERY SINGLE WAY 164 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,870 HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF 165 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,206 THAT YOU WILL BE OK 166 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:30,376 YOU WILL BE OK 167 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,783 EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT 168 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,076 EVERYBODY FEELS IT 169 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,277 EVERYBODY JUST FEELS IT 170 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,749 EVERYBODY FEELS IT 171 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,888 EVERYBODY JUST TRIES IT 172 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,393 EVERYBODY TRIES IT 173 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,794 EVERYBODY JUST BUYS IT 174 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,087 EVERYBODY BUYS IT 175 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,628 PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER 176 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,955 COMING TOGETHER 177 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,929 PEOPLE ALWAYS FOREVER 178 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,368 ALWAYS FOREVER 179 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,802 I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN 180 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,909 FROM THAT BIG OLD WAVE 181 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:04,112 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 182 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:11,753 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO? 183 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:19,126 IS YOUR LIFE COMING DOWN? 184 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:26,331 WILL YOU FINALLY COME AROUND? 185 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:35,680 EVERY NEW SITUATION BRINGS A CHILLING VIBRATION 186 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,477 EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO 187 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,317 WILL COME BACK TO YOU 188 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,692 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 189 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:51,625 IN EVERY SINGLE WAY 190 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:55,432 HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF 191 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,425 THAT YOU WILL BE OK 192 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:01,328 YOU WILL BE OK 193 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:06,241 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF IN EVERY SINGLE WAY... 194 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,836 - AAAAHHHH! 195 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:18,754 - CLEARLY A CASE OF CANNED PINEAPPLE DEFICIENCY. 196 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,549 - DUCK DODGERS WINS! 197 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,060 - (CHEERING) 198 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,764 - HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS! - HOORAY, DUCK DODGERS! 199 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,397 - THANKS, BRIAN WILSON. 200 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,131 I OWE IT ALL TO YOUR STRANGE AND CONFUSING ADVICE. 201 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,428 - NO PROBLEM. HEY, I GOTTA SPLIT. 202 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,770 SOME KID IN MAUI HAS SOME SERIOUS WAVE ANXIETY. 203 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,107 - HANG LOOSE, DUDE. 204 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,011 - (SCREAMING) 205 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,213 - HOORAY, SURF KING! 206 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,678 - OH, UH, SORRY, CADET, 207 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,747 BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE RETURNING 208 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,346 TO EARTH ANY TIME SOON. 209 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,017 - W-W-W-WHAT'S THE RUSH? 210 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,885 - IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING. 211 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,212 - MMMM... 212 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,554 - HA HA HA! 213 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,551 HAPPY CAT SAY NAP TIME IS OVER. 214 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,554 - HUH? 215 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,675 - WAKE UP. 216 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,951 YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH. 217 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:30,219 HA HA HA! MY SNOOZE BUTTON IS BROKEN. 218 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,490 - THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S GONNA BE BROKEN 219 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,989 IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP. 220 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,871 - HA HA HA! VERY FUNNY, LAZY DUCK. 221 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,571 BUT YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME. 222 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,873 NEVER! 223 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,765 - NOTHING MAKES ME HUNGRIER 224 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:44,937 THAN A NAP. 225 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,435 HEY, CADET, SUPPER READY? 226 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,036 I SAID, WHAT'S COOKIN', COOK? 227 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:52,808 - T-TONIGHT I'M PREPARING SUSHI WITH ALL THE TRAPPINGS. 228 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,480 - IMPRESSIVE. 229 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,647 YOU DID ALL THIS 230 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,075 WHILE I WAS TAKING A NAP? 231 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,590 - Y-Y-YOU WERE SLEEPING FOR 3 DAYS. 232 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,922 - 3 DAYS? 233 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,958 DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT? 234 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,523 - I'LL FILL YOU IN ON THE DEFEAT 235 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,831 OF THE K-K-KLUNKIN ARMADA 236 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,163 AFTER WE'VE EATEN. 237 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,327 - GOOD, BECAUSE MY TUMMY NEEDS SOME GRUB. 238 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,097 - W-W-WE CAN BEGIN AS SOON AS YOU G-GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN. 239 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,197 - FINE. 240 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,069 OK, LET'S GO. I'M STARVING. 241 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,709 - G-G-GOTTA GO WASH MY HANDS. 242 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,914 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 243 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,076 - WELL, I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW! 244 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,621 AHHH, MMMM... 245 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,287 YUM. 246 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826 MMMM... 247 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,760 - ALL STERILE. 248 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,359 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - MMMNGR... 249 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,300 I JUST THOUGHT I'D GET STARTED WITHOUT YOU. 250 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,597 - B-B-B-BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 251 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,469 - OH, YEAH, I DO. 252 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,708 MAKIN' SUSHI. 253 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,572 - S-S-SIR, THIS IS A RARE 254 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,041 AND DANGEROUS TELOSIAN POPPER. 255 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,110 I THINK I BETTER HANDLE THIS ONE M-M-M-MY-- 256 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,919 - I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 257 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,182 - SIR, IT CONTAINS A POWERFUL N-N-NERVE TOXIN 258 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,051 AND MUST BE C-C-C-CAREFULLY PREPARED. 259 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,685 B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN! 260 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,657 - PERFECT. 261 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,455 NICE PRESENTATION, HUH? 262 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,657 - D-D-DON'T EAT IT! 263 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,669 N-N-NO! 264 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,602 OH, DEAR. 265 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,797 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT 266 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,639 YOU WERE SO WORRIED--ABOUT. 267 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,873 EEEEEEEK! 268 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,679 DAAAHHHH! 269 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,677 WHOOOOAAAAH! 270 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,349 AAAHHHHH! 271 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,642 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 272 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,510 IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY. 273 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,644 WALKING, WALKING, WALKING... 274 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,801 WALKING... 275 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,739 WALKING, WALKING... 276 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,565 WALKING... 277 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,741 FROG... 278 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,738 FROG. 279 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,750 WALKING, WALKING... 280 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,453 WIND... 281 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,745 WALKING. 282 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,586 CRICKET...CRICKET. 283 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,593 DROP. 284 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,785 WALKING... 285 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,686 WALKING. (RUSTLING) 286 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,888 HUH? 287 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,441 YAAAAAAH-HA HA HA! 288 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,374 RRR-ROBOT! 289 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,107 HI-YA! 290 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:13,912 HAAAHHH! 291 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,251 HUH! HEE-YAH! 292 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,391 ROBOT...ROBOT! 293 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,087 ROBOT! 294 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,672 ROBOT. 295 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,303 ROBOT. ROBOT! 296 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,938 - STOP! NOT A ROBOT! NOT A ROBOT! 297 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,914 - YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CUT YOU TO RIBBONS. 298 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,107 - NOT WITH A Y-7 RATING, YOU WON'T. 299 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,979 - SO, MY DEFEATED ADVERSARY, 300 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,848 HOW MAYETH I ESCAPE THIS HERE TACO STAND 301 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,617 AND RETURNETH TO WHENCE I CAME? 302 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,815 - ONLY THE EVIL TYRANT WIZARD, THE MASTER OF MASTERS, AH-CHOO, 303 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,860 HAS THE POWER TO SEND YOU HOME. 304 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,426 OR YOU COULD JUST USE THIS TIME PORTAL RIGHT HERE. 305 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,826 BUT THEN, OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE 306 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,228 TO DEFEAT AH-CHOO 307 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,840 AND END THE OPPRESSION OF MY PEOPLE. 308 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,242 - (GRUNTING) 309 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,278 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, NOBLE CHAMPION? 310 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,214 - SO, IS THERE A BUTTON I GOTTA PRESS, OR WHAT? 311 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,120 - PLEASE! YOU MUST BATTLE THE EVIL WIZARD. 312 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,783 THAT TIME PORTAL IS JUST A PROP. 313 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,091 IT'S SUPPOSED TO INTRODUCE 314 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,093 A MORAL CONFLICT. 315 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,864 - NOT ON THIS SHOW, IT DOESN'T. 316 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,721 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 317 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,360 I HAVE A WIZARD TO BATTLE. 318 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,595 - HE LIVES IN YONDER SPOOKY CASTLE. 319 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,162 - I KNEW THAT. 320 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,170 THIS MUST BE THE PLACE. 321 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,183 PHH-TOOEY! 322 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,498 TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, 323 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,233 I MUST CALL UPON THE STRENGTH OF MY ANCESTORS. 324 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,912 - HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE A NICKEL TO GO TO THE MOVIES? 325 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,905 - DID YOU MOW THE LAWN? 326 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,677 - YEP. - DID YOU CLEAN YOUR ROOM? 327 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,917 - SURE DID. 328 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,721 - DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? 329 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,923 - YES, SIR. 330 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,854 - THEN ASK YOUR MOTHER. 331 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,620 (LAUGH TRACK) 332 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,191 - DEAR OLD DAD. 333 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,844 THAT MUST BE AH-CHOO'S EVIL SPOOKY CASTLE. 334 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,207 UGH. 335 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,776 YEP, THEM BATS ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 336 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,218 WALKING... 337 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,288 WALKING IN SPOOKY CASTLE. 338 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,962 TERRIFIED LOOKING AROUND. 339 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,955 - STOP RIGHT THERE, SAMURAI. 340 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,058 - THANKS, BUD. 341 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,770 I HAVEN'T WALKED THIS MUCH 342 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:19,901 IN TWO SEASONS PUT TOGETHER. 343 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,726 SHEESH, I THINK I'M GETTIN' 344 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,201 A CHARLEY HORSE HERE. 345 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,714 - HA HA HA! 346 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,344 - HEY, YOU'RE JUST MY STUPID ALARM CLOCK GUY. 347 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:35,781 - I AM NO SIMPLE PIECE OF TALKING PLASTIC. 348 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:42,316 I AM A HEAP BIG POWERFUL WIZARD! 349 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,659 - THEN I DEMAND YOU USE YOUR PALTRY POWERS 350 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,195 TO SEND ME HOME! 351 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,000 BEHOLD MY MESSY HAIR OF DETERMINATION. 352 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,209 AAAUURRGHHH! 353 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,041 - WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 354 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,906 - AAAAHHHHH! 355 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,454 - STOP! 356 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,112 - CHEAP COUNTERFEIT MANOLO BLAHNIKS. 357 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,081 - FIRST, SAMURAI QUACK, 358 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:16,019 WE MUST HAVE OUR CUSTOMARY BATTLE PREPARATION MONTAGE. 359 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,188 - WHY? 360 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,029 - WELL, ITS MANY INTERESTING COMPOSITIONS 361 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,725 WILL BUILD DRAMATIC TENSION. 362 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,238 - THEN LET'S GET TO IT, KUROSAWA. 363 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,970 YAAAH! 364 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,440 - BEGIN THE STAREDOWN. 365 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,222 HA HA HA! 366 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,062 - ARE WE READY TO START FIGHTING? 367 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,097 GEE, I HOPE SO. 368 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,132 WELL, I STOPPED 369 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,126 PAYING ATTENTION. 370 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,397 HOW DOES MY HAIR LOOK? 371 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:03,066 - (SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY) 372 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,665 - GRRRR. - RHHAAAARRR! 373 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,090 (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) 374 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,864 (ACCORDION PLAYING) 375 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,625 - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 376 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,534 - I THINK IT'S A MONKEY WEARING LEDERHOSEN. 377 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,898 - IS HE BUILDING DRAMATIC TENSION, TOO? 378 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:39,106 - NO, I THINK THE EDITOR IS PLAYING A DUMB JOKE. 379 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,411 TRY TO IGNORE HIM. 380 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,913 - EWW! NOW HE'S EATING AN APPLE WITH HIS FOOT. 381 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,106 OH, I CAN'T IGNORE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 382 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,779 - THEN FIGHT! 383 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,364 YOU HAVE SKILLS, SAMURAI. 384 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,734 - I'M A YELLOW BELT. 385 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:05,258 - HA HA HA! 386 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,365 - YEEEEOWZA! 387 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:12,135 - BECOME MY APPRENTICE, SAMURAI. 388 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,474 - NEVER! 389 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,310 - IT IS YOUR DESTINY. 390 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,445 JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY 391 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,981 AS FATHER AND SON. 392 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,388 - HA HA HA! 393 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:36,458 - MAN, THAT NERVE TOXIN IS SOME FUNKY STUFF. 394 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,172 - C-C-CLEAR! 395 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,039 - YEEOOOW! 396 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,308 - Y-Y-YOU'RE ALIVE. 397 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,478 - THE MONKEY'S WEARING LEDERHOSEN. 398 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,116 AAH! AND HAPPY CAT'S MY DAD! 399 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,782 - D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. 400 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,590 THAT'S JUST THE BLOWFISH POISON 401 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,522 WORKING ITSELF OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 402 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,588 - BUT IT ALL SEEMED SO REAL. 403 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,487 - I GUESS IT'S N-NO MORE SUSHI FOR YOU. 404 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,430 C-C-COME ON. I'LL FIX YOU A NICE DEEP-DISH 405 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,526 POT STICKER AND KIELBASA P-P-PIZZA. 406 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,836 - HA HA HA! 26403

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