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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,748 - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CADET? 2 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:16,023 JUMBO SHRIMP. THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 3 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:17,654 - TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR. 4 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:18,988 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 5 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,553 - AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH 6 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:23,361 IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS ARE COMBINED, 7 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:27,434 LIKE FREE TRADE OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM. 8 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,295 - THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS IS KILLING US 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,573 IN THE FLYOVER STATES. 10 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,472 - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. 11 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,665 - YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW. 12 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,967 - DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER, 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,210 THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA, 14 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:44,545 TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. 15 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,252 THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE. 16 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,675 HE IS A BIG FAN OF LADY CHANTICLEER. 17 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,980 - MAY I REMIND YOU 18 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,791 THAT I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN? 19 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,794 I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. 20 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,326 - UH-HUH. 21 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,161 LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP. 22 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,487 - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO... 23 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,638 - YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP? 24 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,373 IT LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME. 25 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:21,353 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 26 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:30,485 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE 27 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:38,473 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 28 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:46,605 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 29 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:55,123 DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 30 00:01:57,585 --> 00:02:03,685 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 31 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,076 - THESE QUARTERS JUST WON'T DO. 32 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,817 I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR. 33 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,494 I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. 34 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,863 - WELL, THIS IS THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP. 35 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:36,963 - SWANKY, MY... 36 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:42,634 WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 37 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,056 - I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS PRETTY... 38 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,631 - YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT. 39 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,369 - HUH? 40 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:47,774 - YOU CALL THIS ART? 41 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,635 - I BELIEVE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO... 42 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,965 da VINCI. 43 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,640 - I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT AND INTELLECTUAL. 44 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,280 - OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA" WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED 45 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,307 ON A WOOD PANEL. 46 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,051 - HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! 47 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:05,885 - ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF JUNK COMING RIGHT UP. 48 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,263 LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE. 49 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,991 - IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. 50 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:15,198 - YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER. 51 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,333 - OH, THAT'S PERFECT! 52 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,898 - VIOLA! ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. 53 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,398 - NOT SO FAST, DUCK. 54 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,970 I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS. 55 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:34,322 - HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIANT PANDA? 56 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,052 - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 57 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,646 - STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS. 58 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,758 STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB. 59 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:58,312 - NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET. 60 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,272 - YES, GENERAL. 61 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:04,950 - I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS. 62 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:08,252 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 63 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:12,046 - OHHH OHHH OHHH 64 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:17,089 OHHH OHHHH OHHH 65 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,427 - GENERAL? - YES. 66 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,092 - THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE HAS RETURNED. 67 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,090 - SUCCESS? 68 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,101 - YES, GENERAL. 69 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:24,162 WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER. 70 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,971 - YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE? 71 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,373 WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? 72 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:31,336 - SHE'S ABOARD DUCK DODGERS' SHIP. 73 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:35,005 - SET A COURSE FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR. 74 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:41,721 - SATIN PILLOWS! 75 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,092 FRESH FRUIT! 76 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,922 COOL, CLEAR WATER! 77 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,788 SCENTED CANDLES! 78 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:56,098 SCISSORS! 79 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,973 A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS! 80 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:03,142 FANCY FRENCH COUTURE! 81 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,943 - UNH! OW! 82 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,065 - DODGERS! 83 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,539 - YIPE. 84 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,840 DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. 85 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,381 LING LING HERE IS JUST A LOANER. 86 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,648 WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY, ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY 87 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,047 PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT? 88 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,589 - WELL...IT STINKS! 89 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,985 - WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? 90 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,986 ALL THIS THING DOES IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP. 91 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,699 - EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS. 92 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,901 - THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET. 93 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,874 HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS REMIND ME OF... 94 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,144 - YOURSELF? 95 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,242 (BELL RINGS) 96 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,543 - HER SOUFFLE IS READY. 97 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,914 - ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS, 98 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,548 ON MY COMMAND, WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP, 99 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,315 LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW, 100 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,553 AND NAB MY SWEET LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE. 101 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,063 REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE: 102 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:02,664 NO SURRENDER, NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'. 103 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:06,070 - HE FORGOT HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX. 104 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,743 - THERE'D BETTER BE A CUPCAKE IN THERE. 105 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:20,011 SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE! YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'! 106 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,120 - YOUR LUNCHEON IS SERVED, MY SWEET. 107 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,852 - UGH! YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL? 108 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,689 (BANG, CRASH) 109 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,024 - MY MISTAKE, MILADY. 110 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,358 FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE ON THESE RARE DAINTIES. 111 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,785 - OOHHH! THAT'S WORSE! 112 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,161 (CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS) 113 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,968 - YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME. 114 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:41,641 I THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. 115 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,502 - I'LL GET THE MOP. 116 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,041 - FROM THESE MORSELS DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK, 117 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,976 FOR I HAVE SLAVED WITHOUT FRIVOLITY. 118 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,812 - I FEAR, KIND SIR, THOU ART OUT OF LUCK, 119 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,609 FOR THEY OFFEND MY FAIR GASTRONOMY. 120 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,121 - BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS OF PROUD COMPARE 121 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:59,923 WITH NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS. 122 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,387 - BUT I LOVE PASTRIES AND ALL THINGS RARE. 123 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,886 THOSE UGLY MUFFINS WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS. 124 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,328 - NOW GAZE UPON WHICH I HAVE CREATED. 125 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:09,964 A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE. 126 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,500 - METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK, THOU ARE DEFEATED, 127 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:16,696 FOR THIS JUNK DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE! 128 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,710 (CRASH) 129 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,611 - I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO PLEASE. 130 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,243 I'VE OFFERED THE BEST OF MY HOME. 131 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,379 BUT YET AGAIN, YOU ONLY TEASE. 132 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,784 I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE BUT THIS GNOME. 133 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,279 - HELLO. 134 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,290 - I DON'T WANT A GNOME. 135 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,852 - HEY, AM I DONE HERE 136 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,121 - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL. 137 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,059 - OH, WELL, MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK 138 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,926 IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 139 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,404 AAHHHH! 140 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:48,402 - THAT THING IS NASTY. 141 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,968 - W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING 142 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:54,807 - I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER. 143 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,121 - WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED. 144 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,916 - (SCREAMING) 145 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,188 - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN. 146 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,127 - AAAAAHHHHH! 147 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:17,133 - CATCH THOSE CRITTERS! 148 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,227 - GRRRRR! 149 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,499 COME ON OUT, DODGERS. 150 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,739 OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT! 151 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,838 YES! 152 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,310 OOOOHH. 153 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,009 HA HA HA HA HA! 154 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,651 - NOW, THERE'S A GUY WHO LOVES HIS JOB. 155 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:37,847 - RAAAAHHHH! 156 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,648 - YIKE! 157 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,049 NEVER FEAR, BELOVED. 158 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,190 I WILL KEEP YOU FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS. 159 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:44,516 - STOP RIGHT THERE! 160 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:47,532 - TAKE HER. SHE'S YOURS. 161 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,755 PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW. 162 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:54,130 - OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 163 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,701 - YOU ARE? 164 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,310 - OOH, YES, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! 165 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,242 - STRAIGHT UP 166 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,707 - DERN TOOTIN'! 167 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,135 I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS AND HOLOCONCERTS. 168 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,851 THAT GIG YOU DID ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT. 169 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,575 - OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'. 170 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,020 - NOTHIN', MY FOOT. 171 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,224 YOUR VOICE NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL. 172 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,687 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 173 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,056 - OH! I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. 174 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,525 AND YOU FALL FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT? 175 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:24,064 - WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE 'STACHE. 176 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,271 HA HA HA HA! 177 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,373 - THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. 178 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,236 - AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 179 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,174 - IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SCHEDULING ERROR. 180 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,440 YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER 181 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,248 TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. 182 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:42,321 YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6. 183 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,382 - FREON FESTIVAL? 184 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,990 THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED. 185 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,662 MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT? 186 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,561 - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. 187 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,363 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 188 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,985 - INGRATE! 189 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,931 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS. 190 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,768 I MEAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY 191 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,574 FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS? 192 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,196 LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP. 193 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,711 IT'S A MESS! 194 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,644 I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR YOU, LAZYBONES. 195 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,410 AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER IN MY QUARTERS. 196 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,209 LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN! 197 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,621 - I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL. 198 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,305 (WOLF HOWLING) 199 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,045 - NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS. 200 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,961 THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES. 201 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,155 - NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY. 202 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,057 NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR CONVENTION. 203 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,529 YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. 204 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,127 - RIGHT. 205 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,970 SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 206 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,608 OH, MAYBE I'M JUST BEING A WORRYWART. 207 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,743 AFTER ALL, THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS. 208 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:21,310 NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS. 209 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:26,421 AHH, IT FEELS GREAT TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN. 210 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,716 OH, HOLD IT. FORGOT MY NOTES. 211 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,290 KEEP THE METER RUNNING. 212 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,239 FORGOT MY NOTES. 213 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,342 WHAT'S GOING... 214 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,835 ON? 215 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,611 (GASP) DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED?! 216 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:58,920 - WELL, YOU SEE, IT WENT LIKE THIS... 217 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:02,156 I WAS ALL ALONE IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP, 218 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,062 CHECKING OUT ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS 219 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:09,825 AND PASSING TIME USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS... 220 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:22,377 PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. 221 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,882 (BURP) 222 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,316 (PIANO PLAYING) 223 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:33,291 AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS. 224 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,593 SHEESH, NO PICTURES. 225 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:38,764 YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS. 226 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:50,968 BUT IT WAS THE LAB THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST. 227 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,408 FOR IT WAS HERE THAT I COULD ALLOW 228 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,482 MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMAGINATION FREE REIN! 229 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,293 (BANG) 230 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,233 (BOOM) 231 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:20,104 IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS TO MIX ROOT BEER. 232 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,214 (BURP) 233 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,082 SO THERE I WAS, KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME. 234 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,486 WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED. 235 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,357 HMM. 236 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,072 IF I COULD MAKE A DECENT SOFT DRINK, 237 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,565 WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM BRANCHING OUT? 238 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,962 THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY TO PASS THE TIME... 239 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:24,456 NOT TO MENTION PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES. 240 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,131 STILL, MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS 241 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,140 REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE. 242 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,444 JUST A COUPLE OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP. 243 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:40,279 CONNECTED TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS... 244 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,147 A DASH OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY! 245 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:51,557 AND I GAVE LIFE TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING... 246 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,194 CLUCK AND WING. 247 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:11,514 EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC. 248 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,448 AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS, I WAS READY. 249 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:30,001 HMM. NEED SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES. 250 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,173 GATHERING MORE RESOURCES, 251 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,932 I ENGAGED IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES 252 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,272 AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED. 253 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,167 NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL 254 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:43,109 TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL. 255 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,176 THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO 256 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,445 WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WEATHER CONDITIONS 257 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,484 THAT WOULD LEND MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS. 258 00:15:55,422 --> 00:16:00,062 BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE... 259 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,627 THE GIFT OF LIFE. 260 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,927 - GRRRRR. 261 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,067 - SUCCESS! 262 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,172 IT'S ALIVE! 263 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,143 IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE... 264 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,572 AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO. 265 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,036 - GET TO THE PART ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE. 266 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,076 - BE PATIENT. 267 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,642 SURE, MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'. 268 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,186 BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM 269 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,591 THE ALL-IMPORTANT RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS. 270 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,994 - (BURP) 271 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,156 - FINE. 272 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:08,534 NEXT TIME, TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE. 273 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:13,165 I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND, USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE. 274 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:17,443 SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK" IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT. 275 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:24,339 - AH HA AHA HA HA! FUNNY. HA HA HA HA! 276 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,311 - YES, SIR, A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE, 277 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,220 BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES. 278 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:34,752 (BOTH LAUGHING) 279 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:39,061 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF... 280 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,286 DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY. 281 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,282 (THUD) 282 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:06,088 SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A BOW. 283 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:10,193 - THAT WAS AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR. 284 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,127 - EASY COME, EASY GO. 285 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,332 - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? 286 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,665 - SETTLE DOWN, I.Q. YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS. 287 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:22,671 SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION NEEDED A PROPER JOB. 288 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:32,007 WELCOME, EVERYONE. GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER. 289 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,148 - IS HE SMART? 290 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:37,883 - SMART? WELL...SORT OF. 291 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,620 - IS HE UNDERSTANDING? 292 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,886 - UM... 293 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,023 - DOES HE LIKE KIDS? 294 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,218 - WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES? 295 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,801 (KIDS GIGGLING) 296 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,231 (KIDS SCREAMING) 297 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,728 - COME BACK! 298 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,799 HOW CAN I TEACH WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?! 299 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,439 - PERHAPS THIS WASN'T THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM. 300 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,783 I HAD TO LIFT MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS. 301 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,976 EASY, BIG FELLA. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. 302 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,420 - I FAILED AS TEACHER. 303 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,587 HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH... 304 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,087 WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH? 305 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,129 I GOT IT. THIS WAY. 306 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,395 I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED. 307 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,674 AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU. 308 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,674 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT. 309 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,115 - HRRRRR! 310 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,317 - EUREKA! 311 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,389 I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! 312 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,088 AND NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 313 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,160 SHE'S ALL YOURS. 314 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,099 TAKE A LOOK. 315 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,765 - (WHISTLING) 316 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,935 - NOW, DON'T BE... 317 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,410 HASTY? 318 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,451 - NOT YOUR FINEST WORK. 319 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,286 - IT WAS THE FIRST TRY. 320 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,491 BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART! 321 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,223 WELL, NOT REALLY A GREAT HEART. 322 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,330 - WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE... 323 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:30,162 JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS, WITH ME, 324 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,399 AND BE MY BRIDE? 325 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:36,195 - I THINK I'LL PASS. 326 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,599 - TAKE IT FROM ME, 327 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,940 YOU GET USED TO THIS SORT OF THING. 328 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,337 - RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! 329 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,380 AARRGGGHHH! 330 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,875 - IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST. 331 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,277 SHE SIGNED A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT 332 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,350 AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME. 333 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,749 - DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?! 334 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,621 - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? 335 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,190 SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED, 336 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,930 AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE! 337 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,295 - (CRYING) 338 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:10,495 - AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE! 339 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,570 THEN THE PEASANTS WERE PRETTY TICKED, 340 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,509 AND THEY CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE 341 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,484 AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE OLD MILL. 342 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:22,845 ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CARELESS EMBER. 343 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:26,345 AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS! 344 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,489 YOU KNOW, A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM 345 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,955 MIGHT HAVE MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. 346 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:35,093 AND THEN YOU CAME BACK, LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES YOU LEFT BEHIND. 347 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,931 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 348 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,126 I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE MORE THAN A MINUTE. 349 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,298 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN ASK HIM. 350 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,770 - YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER. 351 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,139 - (GASP) 352 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,837 I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING. 24790

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