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- YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND, CADET?
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JUMBO SHRIMP.
THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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- TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR.
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- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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- AN OXYMORON
IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH
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IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS
ARE COMBINED,
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LIKE FREE TRADE
OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM.
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- THAT ATTITUDE
OF YOURS IS KILLING US
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IN THE FLYOVER STATES.
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- THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI
CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
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- YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW.
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- DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED
TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER,
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THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA,
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TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL
OF FESTUVIUS 5.
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THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE
WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE.
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HE IS A BIG FAN
OF LADY CHANTICLEER.
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- MAY I REMIND YOU
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THAT I AM A TREASURED
INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN?
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I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS.
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- UH-HUH.
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LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE
EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP.
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- GET SOMEONE ELSE TO...
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- YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP?
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IT LOOKS LIKE
A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME.
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FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE
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BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE
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DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK
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DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY
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- THESE QUARTERS
JUST WON'T DO.
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I AM A TREASURED
INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR.
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I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS.
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- WELL, THIS IS
THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP.
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- SWANKY, MY...
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WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
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- I DON'T KNOW.
IT LOOKS PRETTY...
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- YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT.
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- HUH?
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- YOU CALL THIS ART?
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- I BELIEVE
THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO...
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da VINCI.
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- I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT
AND INTELLECTUAL.
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- OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA"
WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED
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ON A WOOD PANEL.
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- HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!
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- ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF
JUNK COMING RIGHT UP.
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LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE.
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- IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T
HANGING UPSIDE DOWN.
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- YOU'VE GOT A BETTER
IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER.
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- OH, THAT'S PERFECT!
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- VIOLA!
ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
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- NOT SO FAST, DUCK.
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I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS.
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- HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO FIND A GIANT PANDA?
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- THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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- STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS.
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STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT
OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB.
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- NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE
RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET.
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- YES, GENERAL.
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- I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- OHHH OHHH OHHH
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OHHH OHHHH OHHH
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- GENERAL? - YES.
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- THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE
HAS RETURNED.
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- SUCCESS?
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- YES, GENERAL.
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WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER.
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- YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE?
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WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?
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- SHE'S ABOARD
DUCK DODGERS' SHIP.
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- SET A COURSE
FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR.
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- SATIN PILLOWS!
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FRESH FRUIT!
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COOL, CLEAR WATER!
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SCENTED CANDLES!
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SCISSORS!
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A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS!
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FANCY FRENCH COUTURE!
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- UNH! OW!
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- DODGERS!
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- YIPE.
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DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED.
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LING LING HERE
IS JUST A LOANER.
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WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY,
ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY
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PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?
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- WELL...IT STINKS!
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- WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
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ALL THIS THING DOES
IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP.
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- EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING
ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET.
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HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS
REMIND ME OF...
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- YOURSELF?
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(BELL RINGS)
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- HER SOUFFLE IS READY.
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- ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS,
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ON MY COMMAND,
WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP,
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LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW,
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AND NAB MY SWEET
LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE.
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REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE:
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NO SURRENDER,
NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'.
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- HE FORGOT
HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX.
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- THERE'D BETTER BE
A CUPCAKE IN THERE.
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SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE!
YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'!
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- YOUR LUNCHEON
IS SERVED, MY SWEET.
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- UGH! YOU EXPECT ME
TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL?
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(BANG, CRASH)
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- MY MISTAKE, MILADY.
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FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE
ON THESE RARE DAINTIES.
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- OOHHH!
THAT'S WORSE!
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(CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS)
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- YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME.
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I THINK SHE'S REALLY
GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.
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- I'LL GET THE MOP.
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- FROM THESE MORSELS
DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK,
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FOR I HAVE SLAVED
WITHOUT FRIVOLITY.
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- I FEAR, KIND SIR,
THOU ART OUT OF LUCK,
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FOR THEY OFFEND
MY FAIR GASTRONOMY.
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- BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS
OF PROUD COMPARE
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WITH NUTS AND BERRIES
LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS.
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- BUT I LOVE PASTRIES
AND ALL THINGS RARE.
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THOSE UGLY MUFFINS
WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS.
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- NOW GAZE UPON
WHICH I HAVE CREATED.
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A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE.
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- METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK,
THOU ARE DEFEATED,
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FOR THIS JUNK
DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE!
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(CRASH)
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- I'VE TRIED
AND TRIED TO PLEASE.
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I'VE OFFERED THE BEST
OF MY HOME.
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BUT YET AGAIN,
YOU ONLY TEASE.
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I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE
BUT THIS GNOME.
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- HELLO.
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- I DON'T WANT A GNOME.
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- HEY, AM I DONE HERE
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- YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL.
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- OH, WELL,
MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK
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IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
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AAHHHH!
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- THAT THING IS NASTY.
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- W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING
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- I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE
TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER.
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- WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- I BELIEVE
THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN.
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- AAAAAHHHHH!
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- CATCH THOSE CRITTERS!
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- GRRRRR!
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COME ON OUT, DODGERS.
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OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT!
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YES!
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OOOOHH.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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- NOW, THERE'S A GUY
WHO LOVES HIS JOB.
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- RAAAAHHHH!
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- YIKE!
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NEVER FEAR, BELOVED.
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I WILL KEEP YOU
FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS.
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- STOP RIGHT THERE!
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- TAKE HER.
SHE'S YOURS.
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PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.
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- OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED
TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
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- YOU ARE?
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- OOH, YES,
'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
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- STRAIGHT UP
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- DERN TOOTIN'!
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I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS
AND HOLOCONCERTS.
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00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,851
THAT GIG YOU DID
ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT.
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- OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'.
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- NOTHIN', MY FOOT.
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YOUR VOICE
NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- OH! I BROUGHT YOU
EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
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AND YOU FALL
FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT?
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- WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE
'STACHE.
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HA HA HA HA!
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- THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI
CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
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- AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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- IT SEEMS WE HAVE
A SCHEDULING ERROR.
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YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER
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TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL
OF FESTUVIUS 5.
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YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE
FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6.
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- FREON FESTIVAL?
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THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED.
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MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT?
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- I WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- INGRATE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR
THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS.
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I MEAN, HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY
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00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,574
FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS?
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00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,196
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP.
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IT'S A MESS!
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I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK
FOR YOU, LAZYBONES.
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AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER
IN MY QUARTERS.
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LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN!
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- I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE
EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL.
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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- NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS.
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00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,961
THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE
BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES.
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00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,155
- NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY.
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00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,057
NOW RUN ALONG
TO YOUR CONVENTION.
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00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,529
YOU KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME.
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- RIGHT.
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00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,970
SOMETHING TELLS ME
I SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
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00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,608
OH, MAYBE I'M JUST
BEING A WORRYWART.
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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,743
AFTER ALL,
THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION
IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS.
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NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE
THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS.
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AHH, IT FEELS GREAT
TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN.
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OH, HOLD IT.
FORGOT MY NOTES.
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KEEP THE METER RUNNING.
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00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,239
FORGOT MY NOTES.
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WHAT'S GOING...
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00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,835
ON?
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(GASP) DODGERS!
WHAT HAPPENED?!
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- WELL, YOU SEE,
IT WENT LIKE THIS...
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00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:02,156
I WAS ALL ALONE
IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP,
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00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,062
CHECKING OUT
ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:09,825
AND PASSING TIME
USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS...
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00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:22,377
PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST
IN THE KITCHEN.
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(BURP)
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00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,316
(PIANO PLAYING)
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00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:33,291
AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY
BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS.
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SHEESH, NO PICTURES.
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00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:38,764
YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD
AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS.
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00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:50,968
BUT IT WAS THE LAB
THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST.
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00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,408
FOR IT WAS HERE
THAT I COULD ALLOW
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MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC
IMAGINATION FREE REIN!
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(BANG)
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(BOOM)
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IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS
TO MIX ROOT BEER.
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(BURP)
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00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,082
SO THERE I WAS,
KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME.
234
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,486
WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED.
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HMM.
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00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,072
IF I COULD MAKE
A DECENT SOFT DRINK,
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00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,565
WHAT WOULD STOP ME
FROM BRANCHING OUT?
238
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,962
THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY
TO PASS THE TIME...
239
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:24,456
NOT TO MENTION
PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES.
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00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,131
STILL,
MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS
241
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REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE.
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JUST A COUPLE
OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP.
243
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:40,279
CONNECTED
TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS...
244
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,147
A DASH
OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY!
245
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:51,557
AND I GAVE LIFE
TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING...
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00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,194
CLUCK AND WING.
247
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:11,514
EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC.
248
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,448
AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS,
I WAS READY.
249
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:30,001
HMM. NEED SOME MEAT
ON THOSE BONES.
250
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,173
GATHERING MORE RESOURCES,
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I ENGAGED
IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES
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00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,272
AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED.
253
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,167
NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL
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00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:43,109
TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE
AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
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00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,176
THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO
256
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,445
WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT
WEATHER CONDITIONS
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THAT WOULD LEND
MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS.
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BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE
ABOUT TO RECEIVE...
259
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,627
THE GIFT OF LIFE.
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- GRRRRR.
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00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,067
- SUCCESS!
262
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,172
IT'S ALIVE!
263
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,143
IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE...
264
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,572
AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO.
265
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,036
- GET TO THE PART
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE.
266
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,076
- BE PATIENT.
267
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,642
SURE,
MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'.
268
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,186
BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM
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00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,591
THE ALL-IMPORTANT
RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS.
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00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,994
- (BURP)
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- FINE.
272
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:08,534
NEXT TIME,
TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE.
273
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:13,165
I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND,
USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE.
274
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:17,443
SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK"
IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT.
275
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:24,339
- AH HA AHA HA HA!
FUNNY. HA HA HA HA!
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00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,311
- YES, SIR,
A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE,
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00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,220
BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES.
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00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:34,752
(BOTH LAUGHING)
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00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:39,061
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF...
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DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY.
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00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,282
(THUD)
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SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW
WHEN TO TAKE A BOW.
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00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:10,193
- THAT WAS
AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR.
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00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,127
- EASY COME, EASY GO.
285
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,332
- SO, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY HOUSE?
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00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,665
- SETTLE DOWN, I.Q.
YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS.
287
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:22,671
SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION
NEEDED A PROPER JOB.
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00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:32,007
WELCOME, EVERYONE.
GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER.
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00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,148
- IS HE SMART?
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00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:37,883
- SMART? WELL...SORT OF.
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00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,620
- IS HE UNDERSTANDING?
292
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,886
- UM...
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00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,023
- DOES HE LIKE KIDS?
294
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,218
- WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES?
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00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,801
(KIDS GIGGLING)
296
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,231
(KIDS SCREAMING)
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00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,728
- COME BACK!
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00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,799
HOW CAN I TEACH
WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?!
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00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,439
- PERHAPS THIS WASN'T
THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM.
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00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,783
I HAD TO LIFT
MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS.
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00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,976
EASY, BIG FELLA.
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
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00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,420
- I FAILED AS TEACHER.
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00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,587
HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T,
TEACH...
304
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,087
WHAT ABOUT
THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH?
305
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,129
I GOT IT.
THIS WAY.
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00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,395
I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED.
307
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,674
AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU.
308
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,674
THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT.
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00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,115
- HRRRRR!
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00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,317
- EUREKA!
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00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,389
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
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00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,088
AND NOT BAD,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
313
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,160
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
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00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:59,099
TAKE A LOOK.
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00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,765
- (WHISTLING)
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00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,935
- NOW, DON'T BE...
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00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,410
HASTY?
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00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,451
- NOT YOUR FINEST WORK.
319
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,286
- IT WAS THE FIRST TRY.
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00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,491
BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART!
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00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,223
WELL, NOT REALLY
A GREAT HEART.
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00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,330
- WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE...
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00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:30,162
JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS,
WITH ME,
324
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,399
AND BE MY BRIDE?
325
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:36,195
- I THINK I'LL PASS.
326
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,599
- TAKE IT FROM ME,
327
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,940
YOU GET USED TO
THIS SORT OF THING.
328
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,337
- RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH!
329
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,380
AARRGGGHHH!
330
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,875
- IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST.
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00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,277
SHE SIGNED
A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT
332
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,350
AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME.
333
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,749
- DODGERS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?!
334
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,621
- IT'S ALWAYS
ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
335
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,190
SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL
PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED,
336
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,930
AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE!
337
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,295
- (CRYING)
338
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:10,495
- AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE!
339
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,570
THEN THE PEASANTS
WERE PRETTY TICKED,
340
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,509
AND THEY
CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE
341
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,484
AND TRAPPED HIM
IN THE OLD MILL.
342
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:22,845
ALL IT TAKES
IS ONE CARELESS EMBER.
343
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:26,345
AND THE WHOLE PLACE
WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!
344
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,489
YOU KNOW,
A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM
345
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,955
MIGHT HAVE MADE
A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.
346
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:35,093
AND THEN YOU CAME BACK,
LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES
YOU LEFT BEHIND.
347
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,931
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
348
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,126
I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE
MORE THAN A MINUTE.
349
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,298
- WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
THEN ASK HIM.
350
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,770
- YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER.
351
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,139
- (GASP)
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00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,837
I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY
TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING.
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