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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:11,009 FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE 2 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:19,151 BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? 3 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:27,632 DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 4 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:36,342 PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK 5 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:44,279 DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 6 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:52,215 IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:30,217 OH, K-9, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A DAY ON THE LINKS 8 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:33,028 TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF ALL YOUR CARES AND TROUBLES. 9 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:36,900 I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY! 10 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,030 [BRAKES SQUEAK] 11 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,065 COME ON, BOY! 12 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,369 K-9, BRING ME MY CLUBS. 13 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,341 NOW, BE CAREFUL. 14 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,943 THAT'S A BRAND-NEW SET. 15 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,635 [SNIFFS] 16 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,214 GOOD BOY! 17 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:56,116 BUT I THINK I'LL TRY THE 3-WOOD INSTEAD. 18 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,289 UM, THANKS, I THINK. 19 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,362 NOW TEE UP THE BALL. 20 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:10,797 WOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GAG ON THE BALL THIS TIME. 21 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,271 OK, CONCENTRATE. 22 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:19,065 PERHAPS IF I VISUALIZE THE BALL AS SOMEONE I DISLIKE, 23 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:22,136 THAT WILL PROMPT ME TO HIT IT FARTHER. 24 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,080 OOH, NICE HAT, YOU STUPID FOP. 25 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:29,023 EVEN AS A GOLF BALL, YOU'RE ANNOYING. 26 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:29,979 GOLF BALL! 27 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,347 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 28 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,985 HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE GIANT GOLF-- 29 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,021 WHOA! 30 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,586 IF ONLY THAT WERE THE REAL THING. 31 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,499 Small voice: OH! 32 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,928 OH, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 33 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,097 THAT'S QUITE A NASTY BUMP. 34 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:49,765 OH, NO WORRIES. 35 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,013 NO WORSE FOR WEAR, BUT THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR ASKING. 36 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,169 NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 37 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,837 THOUGH I DO WISH THE SURFACE DWELLERS 38 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,845 WOULD EXERCISE CAUTION IN THE DISPOSAL OF THESE WRETCHED THINGS. 39 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,978 AN UTTER LACK OF COMMON COURTESY. 40 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,153 QUITE RIGHT. 41 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,551 HOWEVER, THE POINT WILL BE MOOT 42 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,223 ONCE WE DESTROY THE SURFACE DWELLERS 43 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,052 AND SEIZE THE PLANET MARS FOR OUR OWN. 44 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,386 OH, YES. YES, IT WILL. MOOT COMPLETELY. 45 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,162 OH, DEAR, LOOK AT THE TIME. 46 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,160 OH, WE'D BETTER HURRY, OR WE'LL MISS THE MEETING. 47 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,263 [FANFARE] 48 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:25,112 [CROWD CHEERING] 49 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,168 HAIL, CITIZEN GOPHERS! 50 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,007 HAIL GOPHERIUS REX, 51 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,812 KING OF THE GOPHERS! 52 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,114 TOO LONG HAVE THE SURFACE DWELLERS FLOODED US OUT, 53 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,417 SMOKED US OUT, 54 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,989 AND MOST DESPICABLY OF ALL, 55 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:42,918 KNOCKED US OUT WITH THESE PAINFUL WHITE POCKMARKED BALLS! 56 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,056 BUT AT LAST, 57 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,031 THE HOUR OF THE GOPHER HAS COME! 58 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,529 [CROWD CHEERS] 59 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,528 GLORIOUSLY DESTRUCTIVE! 60 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,196 OH, INDEED! ABSOLUTELY APOCALYPTIC! 61 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,305 TOGETHER, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 62 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,038 WE SHALL ENJOY THE SPOILS OF MARS! 63 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,543 [CROWD CHEERING] 64 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,707 AND TOGETHER, 65 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,375 WE SHALL OBLITERATE THE SURFACE DWELLERS! 66 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,546 OW! 67 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,557 I SAY, SOMEBODY STOP THAT INTERLOPER! 68 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,760 [WHIMPERS] 69 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,131 OH, YOUR HIGHNESS, MAY WE STOP THE SURFACE DWELLER? 70 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,460 YEAH, YEAH, GREAT. WHATEVER. 71 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,795 JUST STOP HIM FROM DIVULGING OUR PLAN! 72 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:30,102 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESH MORNING BREEZE TO SETTLE ONE'S NERVES. 73 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,207 [BARKING] 74 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:36,809 I FEEL MY NERVES UNSETTLING AGAIN. 75 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,284 [WHIMPERS] 76 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,178 [GROWLS] 77 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,945 WHY, LOOK, SOMETHING TO BURY YOU IN! 78 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,224 [WHIMPERS] 79 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,386 [GROWLS] 80 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,834 [MACHINE-GUN NOISES] 81 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,460 [WHISTLES] 82 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,825 BOOM! 83 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,303 [HOWLING] 84 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:06,312 REMIND ME TO CALL THE PET PSYCHIATRIST WHEN WE GET HOME. 85 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,481 I DO BELIEVE THAT IS THE INTERLOPER'S VEHICLE. 86 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,151 WHY, YES, I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT. 87 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,979 OH, IT LOOKS LIKE LAST YEAR'S MODEL. 88 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,554 I CONCUR. YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BY THE BUMPERS. 89 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,394 UGH. DREADFUL PLASTIC THINGS. 90 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,249 OH, REMEMBER THE DAYS OF CHROME? 91 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,117 SHALL WE IMPLEMENT OUR PLAN? 92 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,585 YES, WE SHOULD. AFTER YOU. 93 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,564 NO, AFTER YOU. NO, NO. I INSIST. 94 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,263 King: HEY, HEY, YOU TWO! 95 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,604 KNOCK IT OFF AND ELIMINATE THE INTERLOPER. 96 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:33,100 OH, DEAR. SOMEONE'S HAVING A HISSY FIT. 97 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,343 [GOPHER LAUGHING] 98 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,937 OK, I'VE INSTALLED THE DIVERTER. 99 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,311 WOULD YOU PLEASE CHECK TO SEE IF IT'S WORKING? 100 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,940 YES, OF COURSE. CHECKING THE SYSTEM. 101 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:45,045 YES, I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE HOVERCRAFT. 102 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,308 OH, GOODY. 103 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,946 AND NOW IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 104 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,221 BEFORE THE SURFACE WORLD IS NOTHING BUT ASH AND RUBBLE! 105 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,251 Marvin: OK, K-9. 106 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,216 BACK TO THE HOVERCART. 107 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,164 [BARKING] 108 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,319 K-9! 109 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,227 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 110 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,289 READY? READY! 111 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,328 Marvin: OH! 112 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,474 IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DRIVE, 113 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,970 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK. 114 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,673 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DRIVE. 115 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,336 YOU'RE DOING A SPLENDID JOB. 116 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,244 OH, THAT IS SO VERY KIND OF YOU TO SAY. 117 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,876 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE IT A GO? 118 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:18,881 REALLY? 119 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,212 MIGHT I? 120 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,517 SLOW DOWN! 121 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,390 YOU JUST PASSED THE TEE! 122 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,389 [MARVIN AND K-9 YELPING] 123 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,402 OH, NO! 124 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,368 OOH! OOH! 125 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,072 AHH! AHH! 126 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:53,413 LET'S NOT MENTION THIS AT THE CLUBHOUSE. 127 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,218 I'LL BE TWO STROKES UNDER PAR 128 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,550 IF I CAN ONLY SINK THIS PUTT. 129 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,218 [GOPHERS LAUGHING] 130 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,985 [JACKHAMMER DRILLING] 131 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,325 HUH? 132 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,429 [GROWLING] 133 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,973 JUST ONE MORE ROOT TO GO, 134 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,799 AND WE'LL HAVE ONE LESS SURFACE DWELLER TO WORRY ABOUT. 135 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:15,895 HUH? 136 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,840 MY DEAR, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ROOT 137 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,672 IS ABOUT TO BREAK ALL ON ITS OWN. 138 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,408 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 139 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,682 Both: TEA TIME! 140 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:30,152 MY MIND SEES NOTHING BUT THE BALL IN THE HOLE. 141 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,491 BALL IN HOLE. 142 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,930 EXCUSE US, SURFACE DWELLER. 143 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,329 WE HAVE BUT A SMALL QUESTION TO ASK OF YOU. 144 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,161 ARE YOU TICKLISH? 145 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,396 UH-UH. 146 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,301 THEN YOU SHOULDN'T MIND THIS A BIT. 147 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,603 Both: TICKLE, TICKLE! 148 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,295 IS YOUR BELLY TICKLISH? 149 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,996 HOW ABOUT OVER HERE? 150 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,982 UNDER THE CHIN, PERHAPS? 151 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,351 FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN STAND IT. 152 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,280 I'M EXTREMELY TICK-- 153 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,415 [LAUGHING] 154 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,562 OH, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY CREATURE. 155 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,459 TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR. 156 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,090 YOU WOULDN'T DARE. 157 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,155 WOULDN'T I? 158 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,433 OH, NO! DON'T! KEEP AWAY FROM ME! 159 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:16,962 [BOTH LAUGHING] 160 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,541 I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE LAST TIME 161 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,240 I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH A FEATHER. 162 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,372 OH, HE'S STILL THERE. 163 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,877 NOW, SEE HERE, SURFACE DWELLER, 164 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,109 YOU'RE STARTING TO TRY MY PATIENCE. 165 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,483 I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NOSTRILS BRISKLY SEASONED. 166 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,175 SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE. 167 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,447 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 168 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,315 OH, PLEASE. THAT TIRED OLD GAG? 169 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,423 I NEED TO BORROW THE TOPPER, OLD BOY. 170 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,315 BUT DON'T WORRY. I SHALL RETURN IT. 171 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,057 OOH, A BAKE-OFF, IS IT? 172 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,964 MM-HMM. LET'S SEE. ADD ONE JAR OF HONEY. 173 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:54,528 AND A GENEROUS SPRINKLING OF MARTIAN FIRE ANTS. 174 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,998 SHAKE WELL AND SERVE. 175 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,771 [INHALES] 176 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,177 OH, I JUST ADORE A HORROR FILM. 177 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,049 OOH, SUCH A FRIGHTENING FACE. 178 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:08,748 BUT THIS MIGHT BE TOO GRUESOME TO WATCH. 179 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,253 AHCHOO! 180 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:25,231 TAKE MY KEYS AND WAIT IN THE CAR. 181 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,665 [WHIMPERS] 182 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,570 AND ROLL THE WINDOWS UP. 183 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,384 INITIATE LAUNCH SEQUENCE. 184 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,079 INITIATE LAUNCH. 185 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,946 [ALARM BUZZING] 186 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,692 Voice on P.A.: CLEAR THE AREA. CLEAR THE AREA. 187 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,486 HEH HEH HEH! 188 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,064 I DO BELIEVE THE INTERLOPER 189 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,803 HAS SPOTTED THE MASTER CONTROL SWITCH. 190 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,558 WELL, THAT OBVIOUSLY WON'T DO. 191 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,626 NO, NO, WON'T DO AT ALL. 192 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,395 THEN, WE REALLY MUST STOP HIM. 193 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,132 CAPITAL IDEA. CAPITAL. 194 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,168 [GROWLING] 195 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,106 [WHIMPERS] 196 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,582 I MUST ADMIT, I DO SO ENJOY 197 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,480 THE OLD DOG-IN-FLY PAPER ROUTINE. 198 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,052 A CLASSIC! AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC! 199 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,522 THOUGH, IF I MAY SUGGEST A NEW TWIST... 200 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,790 OH, DO. DO! 201 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:23,059 Marvin: THIS IS IT--THE LAST HOLE. 202 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,090 DON'T YOU FIND THIS TIME-DELAYED PLASMA WARHEAD MAGNIFICENT? 203 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,497 SUBLIME. SIMPLY SUBLIME. 204 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,399 [GOPHERS TALKING AT ONCE] 205 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,132 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 206 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,867 HUH? AAH! 207 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,410 OH, MY! YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF. 208 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,780 OH, GO ON. 209 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,439 NO, NO, NO, REALLY, I MEAN IT. GO ON AND ON. 210 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,277 [GOPHERS LAUGHING] 211 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,484 [BOTH SCREAMING] 212 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,647 LAUNCH THE WEAPON. 213 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,892 THIS DRIVE IS REALLY GONNA SIZZLE. 214 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,961 AAH! 215 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,656 [HOWLING] 216 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,239 FORE! 217 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,679 OOF! UHH! OH! 218 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,247 K-9... 219 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,522 [WHIMPERING] 220 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,820 HA HA! AW, YOU'RE JUST A WORTHLESS MONGREL. 221 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,255 AHH. 222 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,289 [YELPING] 223 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,824 AAUGH! 224 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,549 WE HAVE A HULL BREACH ON THE LIDO DECK. 225 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,554 WE'RE BEING BOARDED. 226 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,586 SHOW YOURSELVES, YOU PIRATE DOGS. 227 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,822 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 228 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,227 [PIRATE SNARLING] 229 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,473 I TOLD YOU THESE PROTECTORATE TYPES 230 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,169 WAS LILY-LIVERED POLECATS. 231 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,971 TAKE EVERYTHING THAT AIN'T NAILED DOWN, 232 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,913 AND LET'S GET BACK TO BASE. 233 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,208 I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME 234 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,309 WE PAID OURSELVES A VISIT TO THE... 235 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,542 PLANET EARTH. 236 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,447 [CHEERING] 237 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,550 WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF 238 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,481 AN EXCELLENT TRAILER THERE, I.Q. 239 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,619 BEST OF LUCK WITH THE FEATURE. 240 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,564 THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, DODGERS. 241 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,329 NOW, I NEED YOU TO OBSERVE THESE BARBARIANS AND LEARN THEIR PLANS, 242 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,630 BUT DO NOT ENGAGE THE ENEMY FOR ANY REASON. 243 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,103 NOT A PROBLEM, I.Q. 244 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:50,372 HIDING FROM BIG, GRUESOME SAVAGES IS WHAT I DO BEST. 245 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,268 EARTH SHALL FALL! 246 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,536 THEIR PATHETIC WARRIORS ARE NO MATCH 247 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,206 FOR US KLUNKINS! 248 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,775 YUCK. HE'S EVEN UGLIER IN PERSON. 249 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,584 WE SHALL OVERWHELM THE EARTHLINGS. 250 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,116 [CHEERING] 251 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,790 TONIGHT WE SHALL CONQUER THEIR PLANET! 252 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,563 TONIGHT? WE GOTTA GET A MESSAGE TO I.Q. HI. 253 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,003 CADET, LET'S GO! 254 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,673 HEY, YOU, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! 255 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,868 EH-BU-EH-LOOK WHAT I FOUND-- 256 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,470 MEH-EH-MU-MOODNESIUM. 257 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,801 IT'S RUMORED TO HAVE EH-BU-BE-EH POWERFUL PROPERTIES. 258 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,208 WOW, A PRETTY STONE. 259 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,210 WHY DON'T WE JUST SET UP CAMP HERE 260 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,212 AND LOOK FOR MORE PRETTY STONES? 261 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,584 THEN, WHEN THE KLUNKINS FIND US, 262 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,223 THEY CAN MAKE US THEIR SLAVES 263 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,648 AND HUMILIATE US IN FRONT OF THEIR WOMEN. 264 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,494 SNAP OUT OF IT, CHUBS. WE'RE GOIN'! 265 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,790 S-S-SORRY. 266 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,421 I DON'T KNOW EH-BU-BU-WHAT CAME OVER ME. 267 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,009 HA HA HA HA! 268 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,209 COME ON, WE GOTTA SCRAM. 269 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,611 NOW OUR COURSE OF ACTION IS CLEAR. 270 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,783 YEAH, WE GOTTA GET BACK 271 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,681 AND WARN EARTH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 272 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,683 IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE. 273 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,215 OUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FIGHT. 274 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,721 HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT, CADET? 275 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,552 YOU SEEM MORE BUFF. 276 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,757 I AM PORK PIGGLER, PIG OF ACTION! 277 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,190 HMM. 278 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,627 CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT, 279 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,902 BUT SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT. 280 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,331 ONCE THOSE SHIPS TAKE OFF, 281 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,195 EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON EARTH WILL-- 282 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,835 OH, NO! THEY'RE HEADING FOR THEIR SHIPS! 283 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,510 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 284 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,769 ATTACK! 285 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,336 GOT A HAIRCUT, RIGHT? 286 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,345 FEEL MY WRATH, YOU KLUNKIN BARBARIANS! 287 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,579 OH, I SAY, DID SOMEONE CALL US BARBARIANS? 288 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,746 HOW GAUCHE. 289 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,624 EH EH HA HA HA HA! 290 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,853 WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! 291 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,557 NO YOU'RE NOT. WE COME IN PEACE. 292 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,589 WE WISH TO SIT AT THE TABLE AND SPEAK OF THINGS SUBLIME. 293 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,296 Piggler: HO HA HA HA! 294 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,658 MOTHER, NOW IS REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME. 295 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,727 I CAN HARDLY HEAR-- 296 00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,925 HAAAH! 297 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:00,927 Old woman: HELLO, LESLIE? 298 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,798 I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 299 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,035 HA HA HA HA! HIS NAME IS LESLIE! 300 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,983 OOH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! 301 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,708 SUBDUE THE PIG. 302 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,882 FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL. 303 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,311 BUT IT MUST BE A DREAM, 304 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,716 BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T, THIS WOULD REALLY HURT. 305 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,218 AND I DON'T FEEL A THING. 306 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,750 AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY WHOLE FACE SEEMS TO BE NUMB. 307 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,746 AAUGH! 308 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,157 HO HO HO! 309 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,419 HE'S HEADED FOR THE FUEL DEPOT. 310 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,457 SOMEBODY STOP HIM! 311 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,437 NEVER MIND. 312 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,269 MORE DREAMING. 313 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,853 WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT BACK TO OUR SHUTTLE, 314 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,348 BUT THERE'S A KLUNKIN SPACE FIGHTER 315 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,020 JUST BEGGING TO BE BORROWED RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 316 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,690 HMM. NEW HAT? LET'S GO. 317 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,759 LET'S JUST FIRE THIS PUPPY UP 318 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,963 AND COMMENCE WITH A HASTY RETREAT. 319 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,135 AAH! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ SPANISH! 320 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,638 CADET, WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE? 321 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,868 PRECIOUS. B-BE-UH-PRECIOUS ROCK. 322 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,877 I KNEW I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU 323 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,509 TO FLAKE IN A MOMENT OF PRESSURE. 324 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,245 ONE OF THESE BUTTONS MUST START THIS THING. 325 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,621 EH-BE-BU-PUT ROCK BACK IN P-POCKET. 326 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,056 YES! 327 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,529 THOSE VARMINTS ARE IN THAT SHIP, BOYS. 328 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,629 LET'S GET 'EM! 329 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,030 [PIRATES GROWLING] 330 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,132 NOW WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE AND RETURN TO EARTH. 331 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,102 AH HA HA HA HO! 332 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,874 OH, NO, MY LITTLE FRIEND. 333 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,742 WE WON'T BE RETURNING TO EARTH. 334 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,581 SETTING A COURSE FOR THE KLUNKIN HOME WORLD. 335 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,411 THE PLANET KLUNK! 336 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,776 YEEEE-HAW! 337 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,946 NOW, SEE HERE, DORK DIPSTEIN, 338 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,745 OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE CALLING YOURSELF, 339 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,087 I AM THE CAPTAIN. I GIVE THE ORDERS. 340 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,763 SO HAND OVER THAT MOODNESIUM. 341 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,263 I'M WAITING. 342 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,565 I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN, BUT WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! 343 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:13,769 AAAAAHH! 344 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,770 THIS IS FOR THE FELLAS WHO FOUGHT IN THE DINARIAN CLUSTER. 345 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,778 THIS IS FOR THE GUYS IN COMPANY 12. 346 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,291 AND THIS IS FOR THE BOYS IN THE CHORUS OF 347 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,294 LOVELY LADIES LOVE TO LUNCH. 348 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,795 UH, THOSE ARE JUST ROBOTIC FIGHTER DRONES, RIGHT? 349 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,965 YEAH, ROBOTIC FIGHTER DRONES. 350 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,674 [CRYING] 351 00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,209 HEY THERE, SHRIMPO, I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 352 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,647 SPIT IT OUT, YOU LUMBERIN' LUMMOX! 353 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,852 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN, HUH? 354 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,845 MAN TO MAN. 355 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,687 THAT IS, IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH. 356 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,893 AAAUUUGHRRR! 357 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,295 RROOOOOAAARRRR! 358 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,829 IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THE TESTOSTERONE 359 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,095 GETTING A LITTLE THICK IN HERE? 360 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,080 YOU SMELL THAT, DUCKIE-MAN? 361 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,980 WHOO OOH OOH OOH OOH! 362 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:36,722 THAT'S THE SMELL OF FEAR. 363 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,919 OH, BROTHER. 364 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,550 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME 365 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,246 YOU GAVE ME THE FUNNY YELLOW ROCK? 366 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,958 PORK PIGGLER, AWAY! 367 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,390 GO GET HIM, BIG GUY. 368 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,555 AAAUGHRR! 369 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,403 RRRAAAAAAH! 370 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,558 AAAAUUUGH! 371 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,396 HAAAAH! 372 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,399 URGH! 373 00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:02,306 HAW HO HO HO HO! EAT DIRT, LITTLE MAN. 374 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,912 UGH! 375 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,513 UGH! 376 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,705 AUUGH! 377 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:12,917 HA HA! WELL, NOW WE GOT OURSELVES A FIGHT! 378 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,293 OUCH. 379 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:21,064 ARE YOU READY TO CALL IT QUITS? 380 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,303 AAAAAUGHHH! 381 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:26,499 SOME GUYS GOTTA LEARN THE HARD WAY. 382 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,501 AAAAAAH! 383 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,739 I GIVE UP. 384 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,586 O GREAT AND MASTERFUL PIG, 385 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:54,132 NEVER IN OUR BATTLES HAVE WE SEEN SUCH A TERRIFYING WARRIOR. 386 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,860 RULE OVER US WITH AN IRON FIST. 387 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,326 GUIDE US WITH YOUR TERRIBLE MIGHT. 388 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,196 ACCEPT THIS SCEPTER OF POWER, 389 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,865 AND BE OUR BRUTAL KING. 390 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,436 I TAKE THIS SCEPTER TO RULE. 391 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:13,175 THOSE WHO BOW BEFORE ME AND SERVE ME, I SHALL PROTECT. 392 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,982 THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST ME, I SHALL CRUSH. 393 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,345 I WILL UPHOLD THE WARRIOR'S CODE 394 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:23,555 FOR ALL KLUNKINS EVERYWHERE! 395 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,234 I PROMISE... 396 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,999 EH-UH-PROMISE? I EH-BU-UH-PROMISE? 397 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,399 O-ON MY HONOR TO DO MY DUTY, 398 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,471 EH-BU-TO BE OBEDIENT AND KIND, 399 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,470 EH, TO BE COURTEOUS AND GENTLE 400 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,202 TO EVERY LIVING THING, B-BU-BOTH GREAT AND SMALL, 401 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,237 EH-T-T-TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS, 402 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,373 EH-T-TO BE HELPFUL 403 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,708 EH-BU-TO ALL MY NEIGHBORS 404 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,712 EH-W-WITHOUT EXPECTATION OF R-EH-R-RECOMPENSE, 405 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,975 AND TO BE A G-EH-GOOD EXAMPLE AND ROLE MODEL 406 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,715 EH-F-EH-FOR THE YOUTH OF THE GALAXY. 407 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,091 HUH? 408 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,249 OH, DEAR. 409 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,157 WHAT KIND OF HOOEY IS GOIN' ON HERE? 410 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,458 DO NOT APPROACH THE BARBARIAN KING. 411 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,831 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES? 412 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,489 HE'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS! 413 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,658 IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE'S GONE SOFT. 414 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,956 ARE YOU NUTS? 415 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,227 HE'S AS CRAZY AND PSYCHO AS ANY OF YOUR CREEPY GOONS. 416 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,167 JUST LOOK AT HIM. WHAT DO YOU SEE? 417 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,743 A WIMPY PIG WITH A SWEET LITTLE SMILE. 418 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,483 YEAH, BUT LOOK CLOSER. 419 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,048 THAT SWEET LITTLE SMILE IS A LITTLE TOO SWEET, IF YOU ASK ME. 420 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,508 IT'S SWEET, BORDERING ON SINISTER. 421 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,348 AND THAT DARLING LOOK IN HIS EYES? 422 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,593 OOOH, IT SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE. 423 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,489 IS HE WEARIN' FALSE EYELASHES? 424 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,762 PROBABLY, THE LITTLE SICKO. 425 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,192 NOW, STEP BACK SLOWLY. 426 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,026 DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES. 427 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,862 I'D HATE FOR YOU TO GO THROUGH LIFE 428 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,867 AS AN ARMLESS FREAK. 429 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,367 A THOUSAND PARDONS, O SICK ONE, 430 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,473 BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN THE CEREMONIAL FEAST, 431 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,636 LET US BRING FORTH THE CEREMONIAL JHAKRAH. 432 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:57,454 AW, A P-P-PRETTY LITTLE KITTY. 433 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,118 ARREST THESE WIMPY VARMINTS! 434 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,693 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE? 435 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,962 THAT WAS THE CEREMONIAL APPETIZER. 436 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,331 DIG, SLAVES, DIG! 437 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,671 OH, I TH-THINK I FOUND 438 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,113 ANOTHER PIECE OF ME-M-MOODNESIUM. 439 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,108 YOU DID? 440 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,939 I-I-I'M SORRY, BU-BE-THIS IS 441 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,644 JUST A PIECE OF ELEPHANTANIUM. 442 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,076 ELEPHANTANIUM? WHAT'S IT DO? 443 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:31,083 AAAAAAH! AAH AH AH! OW OW WHOA. 444 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,687 I HAD TO OPEN MY BIG MOUTH. 30018

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