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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Made by Frank www.i-buffet.com 2 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:28,480 Everybody has two families: The stable family, we pretend to have - 3 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,200 - and then there is the real people we related to. 4 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,880 My best friend Kenny says stable families make boring children. 5 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:44,600 and by "stable families" i think he means the kind where mom and dad and kids all live in the same house all the time. 6 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,640 and by boring, he means, not as cool as we are. 7 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:01,920 Still and undisputed universal master of the jungle gym. 8 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:07,400 - I'm getting to old for this super sonic death spiral. - Lucy, play is the great educator. 9 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,240 It's sole purpose is to prepare juvenal animals for adulthood. 10 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,160 It's not play .... 11 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,600 Hey, When you say your dad was going to be home? 12 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,880 I guess i will see you in a week then. 13 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,800 Danny i'am not going to ditch you, just because my dad is home. 14 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:35,040 Lucy it's fine, just go It's fine. I'am cool here, you go. 15 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:53,920 Mom sez she fell in love with Dad because he was fun and goofy and everything felt bigger when he was around. 16 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,920 and he is still that way. 17 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,480 instead of dad is a lumberjack, he is only home four or five times a year. 18 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,000 When dad is here, we stop everything. 19 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Mom stays home. I skip school. It's like vacation. 20 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:12,240 I don't know when I first started to notice the argument, my parents weren't telling. 21 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,400 Hey, let's go out for breakfast. 22 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,720 - I'm not a kid anymore. - Yeah, you are, yeah, well come on. 23 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,360 - We are lucky of dad has a job. - Always say that. 24 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,720 - We're all doing the best we can. - Is lying to dad about your job doing the best we can? 25 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,480 He's out there working his butt off to support us. I don't want to hurt his feelings. 26 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,240 So, Should I lie to you about what i'am doing to protect your feelings? 27 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:12,560 - ......... - I would. Did anything there was exactly to lie about. 28 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,120 Don't worry Honey, you will, just give it time. 29 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:29,120 Mom pretends she doesn't have a job when dad's here, she says because dad is kind of old school about family roles. 30 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:36,280 If you ask me, it's kind of lame that her secret identity is a telemarketer. 31 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,520 - Mom? - Straight home. 32 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:51,720 - I not even have my license yet. - Oh, you're a natural. 33 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,720 Is there anyone who is more capable than you? It will be fun. 34 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,840 Wooh wait, how are you going to get home? 35 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:05,160 If i can't find a ride in this outfit, i deserve to walk. 36 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:36,560 - So you saying that she isn't that great? - No, but you don't have to say it out loud each random thought that you have. 37 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:41,840 I bet you that she's really great. You can always tell the once who are dirty, freaky sluts. 38 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Oh, yeah. Juicy Lucy. Oh, yeah. 39 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,560 - Sorry. - You're dead, Kenny. 40 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,920 - You're totally dead. - Hey. 41 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,320 - I saw your dad leave this morning. - Yes. 42 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:09,240 I rip your head off and piss down the hole. 43 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:14,640 Position your body in just the right angle, I bet he still couldn't get a stream of urine going. 44 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,560 - ....... - Hey Scott, what if I kissed you? 45 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,720 For real. Would you leave Kenny alone? 46 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,680 - Yes. - What are you doing? 47 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,720 Lucy. Come on, Lucy. 48 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,280 So you promise not hurt Kenny? 49 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,200 You are terrible kisser. 50 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,800 What the hell? Who want to be with you anyway? 51 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:17,160 We believe 'YOU' are our greatest resources, so till that end we plant to, invest in you. 52 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:24,280 I'am happy to introduce to you, one of the top telemarketing coaches in the state: Guy Carlsberg. 53 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,440 The very base of our live is: Meaning. 54 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,800 This meaning provides direction 55 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,360 All of our actions are driven by our most basic believes, 56 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:48,200 It is this base of meaning that prevents us from drifting through an empty existence at work, at home 57 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,480 - relationships. 58 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,520 Really in all aspects of our lives. 59 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,840 I can't believe, i almost made it to 16 and seriously kissing anyone - 60 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,600 - And then the first one is Scott Booker. 61 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:14,560 - You know memory is value. - What does that have to do with Scott Booker? 62 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:21,320 It means that everytime you tell a story, it changes a little bit in your memory, so... 63 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,880 If you could say i was your first kiss. Then after a while it would be like Scott never happened. 64 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,520 Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth. 65 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,840 You wouldn't exactly have to kiss me, i'am only saying. 66 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,400 I am thinking of shaving my head. 67 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,560 - You will probably look pretty cool. - I do not wanne look cool. 68 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,120 You have to kiss me. 69 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 - What? - To change the memory stream. 70 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,360 You have to do it. 71 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,880 Fine. 72 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:31,920 So of course when you start your Sofrito what's really important to remember is that you as really as good your pantry ingredients. 73 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:39,560 Now there is always in my world two different kinds of olive oil: The one that i cook with - eather mind that they both extra virgin 74 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,320 - and the one that i finish with. The differents is about 30 bucks. 75 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:50,400 Then, you gotta valued... Adding a little sea salt from Trapani ... 76 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,720 - You the bad girl that always sit in the back of the clients?. - What are you calling me bad? 77 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:14,840 I bet the boring kids with the stable families don't have the beautiful mom who goes to work in stripper heels. 78 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,720 Bye, thank you. 79 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Hey. 80 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,480 - Miss your dad? - Yeah. 81 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:44,320 The accessories are ongoing. spaghetti cooker ... 82 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:50,680 We had a seminar thing at work today. It turns out i'am drifting through an empty, meaningless existence. 83 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,480 You see, i try to tell ya. 84 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,560 - How is this show always on? - I record it. 85 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,680 I kissed two boys today. So I probably ruined my whole life. 86 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,840 - With a tongue? - What? 87 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,920 No, that's gross. 88 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,320 Well then you probably not ruined quiet yet. 89 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,000 - You wanne go down to the river? - Good. 90 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,640 We could if you want? 91 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,400 It's not like we did anything wrong. 92 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,240 - Yeah, I know. - So don't say stuff like 'we could if you want'. 93 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,720 What kind of way is that to talk to me? 94 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,360 Holly shit! 95 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,640 That's the one i'am going to remember. 96 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,360 Kenny? 97 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,240 I think I just gave him a seizure. 98 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,080 Ok, so now the calamari is perfectly tender. 99 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,120 Kenny? Are you epileptic? 100 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:29,320 Chicken Ceaser. You can pour the dressing yourself by dress it now the leaves will offset balance. 101 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,240 I expect you to call a deeper base meaning to your own life. 102 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:37,360 using exactly english words, that i recognize. I have no idea what you are saying. 103 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:43,560 - I don't want you to end up like me. - Mom, It has always been one of my life ambitions. 104 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,280 - Good girl. - I love you. 105 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,240 I see you later. 106 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,840 Hello Miss Birkingham, my name is Lanie from the Premier Inter Works. 107 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:03,800 God Damn it, i'am on the phone. Get a new job, you loser. 108 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,840 Let's see what you got? 109 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:21,600 - The restructure our work schedule. - Overtime on a Sunday? 110 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,400 - I'm probably coming home late. - I made a porch ragou. 111 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:30,680 There are many that have free the weekend. I'm sorry. 112 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,080 - Me too. - ok. 113 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,920 Hey, want to stay for dinner? 114 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,840 - I can't. - Please? 115 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,760 - My mom will not eat alone. - Invite her over. 116 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,080 Are you ashamed of me some way? 117 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,360 ...... 118 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080 I wish my dad was here. 119 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,760 - I are talking about big dreams, right? - Yes? 120 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:34,080 In a bigger life, i get to eat dinner with you every night. 121 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,520 I will cook you the most amazing meals. 122 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:05,720 so, pens is only 30 seconds from being perfectly cooked. 123 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,680 And if i find daddy a job here, we could be a real family. 124 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,040 Mom will have to quit working. Everything would be perfect. 125 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:34,560 Lost my parents when i was 16. I had a boyfriend, Ron. 126 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,120 Then Chuck, my husband. 127 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,320 Then i had Lucy at 17. 128 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,040 I was pretty much a total mess. 129 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:53,560 You probably hear this all the time, but you made me see myself as whole ... 130 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,520 So much loss at such an early age. 131 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,200 ..... 132 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,840 - Is this something i'am going to need to lie about? - Lucy, What are you doing? 133 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:51,720 - What am I doing? It is five A.M.. - I'am sorry Lucy, I should have called. 134 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,840 - I fell asleep on my desk. - and where where you calling, Uzbekistan? 135 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:01,480 I just came home to shower and change clothes, and straight back to work to start the whole thing over again. 136 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,720 And that's the best you can do? "I fell asleep on my desk"? 137 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:09,320 - You know it's been a long night. - Yeah, it's been a long night here too. 138 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,200 - Nice clogs. - Nice transsexual beauty contester. 139 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:35,000 You know school is back today. I was just checking, I don't know how much you forgotten about your family life? 140 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,800 Have a great day, honey. I will be back home early tonight. 141 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,440 Do you need to be congratulated for that? 142 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,920 it's just a sexual energy. 143 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,800 - If these people even sense that we are going out.. - Hey, we are going out? 144 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,320 - I do not ... probably i. - why because f the massive sperm breakout of something? 145 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:14,520 - Yes, because of that. - It was 100 percent platonic. 146 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:20,640 Just become invisible. Try to keep your animal desires somewhere else. 147 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,920 It will be a tremendous struggle. 148 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:34,160 We are these trained poor poodles. It doesn't even prepare us for anything real in life. 149 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:42,520 I mean what, after four years, we finished. We just let our parents spend thousand of dollars on ... 150 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,720 - Hey, what's up Lucy? - Hi. 151 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:50,000 Where have you been? haven't see you out or anything. There's a party after the game on Friday. 152 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:54,560 - I don't go to parties. - You definity start go to parties. 153 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,800 I text you the address. I see you there. 154 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,280 I think you go off on poodle theory, when you will straight A for it? 155 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,120 Why did Justin Haven have your cell phone number? - I don't know. 156 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,480 How he even know how's my name? 157 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,680 I do not get top marks. I always get B in something. 158 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,800 - I had the power. - That's very gangsta of you. 159 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,360 - Where doomed, you are too beautiful to be invisible. - Please don't say that. 160 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:30,760 Beautiful people are shallow and self absorbed. Come on, they never grow up. 161 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,440 Kenny... 162 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,200 - Are you looking for a job? - Maybe. 163 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,920 You think you have a shot at general contractor? 164 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,480 Just taking a look what is out there. 165 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,720 - How was school? - The same. 166 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:12,200 - Seminar thing, was about pride today. - Typical. 167 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,840 You going to take pride in you, raising you 168 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,520 I don't know how much credit i can take, but I'm really proud of who you are. 169 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,480 - Mom, what's the deal with handjobs..? - Lucy please, i'am sorry, ok? 170 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:34,120 - Going to a party friday night with Kenny. - Well, that sounds like fun. 171 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:39,560 Probably not, but .... 172 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,680 This is epic. 173 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,640 You know there are people who exactly look back on high school as being the best time in their lives. 174 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,400 - Horrifying. - Hey, I knew you'd come. 175 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,720 - Hey Kenny, right? - Hey Timmo, get us some beer buddy. 176 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,800 Man i thought that the catcher was going to cry after that he missed me to take me home play. 177 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,400 - You were amazing. - I did it all for you. 178 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,280 We drinking here or what? 179 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,400 - Rage! - Rage? 180 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,040 Rage! 181 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,840 Is like when i was saying don't be sleeping on the softcores man. 182 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:59,080 - To Lucy Diamond. The hottest bitch in North Central High. - Who you calling a bitch? 183 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,200 You are adorable. 184 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,160 Take a hole, vomit express. 185 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,840 - Kenny! - He's fine, He's fine. 186 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,360 Hey. You have a delusional sense of confidents. 187 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,240 Kenny! 188 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,640 You ok? 189 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,920 Please don't do that ... 190 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:53,160 - I love you, Lucy, i do. - Kenny. 191 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,320 Kenny! You are not in love. You're drunk. 192 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,080 Justin said that you hot i will be loving you. 193 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,840 Justin is a meat head. He is cute, but dumb. He does even get sarcasm. 194 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,360 - But you think he's cute. - No, i don't think he's cute. 195 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,120 No, i don't think he's cute. You are so heavy. 196 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,480 Don't step in that. 197 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,840 Hello! 198 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:56,240 Come here. There's my girl. Oh yeah, make me a muscle. 199 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:01,360 Dad, no more sawing. I'am gonna be a chef. 200 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,560 All done being Daddy's little lumberjack. 201 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,800 - Welcome home. - So, what's happened? 202 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:16,800 So, you left March 12 at 8.15, Mom and I went to the diner she got an omelet i had pancakes. 203 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,280 - Ok then what? - I drove home. 204 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:24,240 - You drove home? In town? - Well Mom told me to come straight home, but ... 205 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,200 - Mom let you drive alone? - Dad, I was just trying to impress Kenny. 206 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,920 There was that other guy there make me kiss him. 207 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,400 Some bitch tarded asshole made you kiss Kenny? 208 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,120 No Dad, some skanky guy Scott. I had to, it was like, he would beat up Kenny if i didn't. 209 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,240 - Scott, Scott who? - Dad it was nothing, was just stupid playground stuff. 210 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,160 Where was the person formerly knowing as your mother when all this kissing, driving was going on? 211 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,760 - Dad, she was going to be late, so ... - Late? Late for what? 212 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,920 Lanie what's going on? 213 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:04,600 - I don't know what i was thinking Chuck. - Mom, I told him about the job. 214 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,520 A job? 215 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:19,760 - You want me to send more money? - It's nothing to do with the money. 216 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:24,000 It's gets really lonely. What exactly you picture what i'am doing when you are gone? 217 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:29,640 - I picture you raising our daughter. - I have been raising our daughter for 16 years. 218 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,360 Kenny? 219 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,800 - Lucy. - I'm cold. Move a little. 220 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,680 Sorry. Sorry. 221 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840 Lucy! 222 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,400 - You know I love you, don't you?. - That was sex Kenny, not love. 223 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,480 - Lucy, I'am serious. - I gotta go. 224 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,200 Hello? Lucy? 225 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,120 Kenny? 226 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,320 PLANNED PARENTHOOD 227 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,280 Lucy! You have company. 228 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:02,640 There was really bad famine in the 3th century. This butcher, there were 3 little boys shot, murdered them. 229 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280 Soaked them in a barrel of rum 230 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:11,240 - It must have been a hugh barrel. - He chopped them up and saw of his hands. 231 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Then Saint Nicolas brought the little boys back to life . 232 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,640 - Saint Nicolas? Like Santa Claus? - Yes. Not many people knew about that. 233 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:25,000 I did not know. Were they little boy zombies or something? 234 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:31,320 - Well you didn't believe they Santa's elves, did you? - No, I didn't, I guess not. 235 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,800 - Hi. - Hey. 236 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,560 Hey, i thought we should take a head start on our homework, so it won't be over our heads all weekend. 237 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,440 - Yeah. There is cookies inside. - Yeah. 238 00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:03,920 There's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant. It's a plan B pill. 239 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,800 You went there? 240 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:13,800 So even in the spirit of Eastern ... You saying bringing people back from the dead is not such a good thing? 241 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:20,520 Well, if it is a full miracle with no site effects like brain damage, etc., then it's a good thing. 242 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:26,040 The dilemma lies in the quality of life after the resurrection. 243 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:31,000 - I think you smell like pickles? - Right, That's no good. 244 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,360 - I got that. - Homework. 245 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,720 Hello ... Hey, how are you doing? 246 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:50,120 - It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning. - I already took it. 247 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,880 I tell you what, I have got a better idea. Why don't you guys come over here for brunch. 248 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,880 Yeah, Lucy is making a mountain of food. They are like brother and sister already, so we are already like family. 249 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,680 11 o'clock on Sunday. Fantastic. Alright i see you then. 250 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,720 We gonna have Eastern brunch Sunday together. How great is that? 251 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,280 - You know that i use to babysit your mom? - Of course she does. 252 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:27,480 Remember i told you about the babysitter, that puked in our lanternen? 253 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:36,560 Didn't you gave Laniees cousin the teething toys you found in her underwear drawer. 254 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:42,440 I was 14. I had no idea why the women where so upset and the man couldn't stop laughing. 255 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:48,400 - It was a vibrator. - ah yeah, i got there on my own, thank you. 256 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:59,000 So then Lucy winds up having to kiss, this redicules kid Scott something, Scott ... 257 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:03,840 - Booker. - Scott ' smell ass' Booker. 258 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:09,880 - Apparently to save Kenny from getting a beating. - That's completely unfair. 259 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,080 - Let's do that thing where we all go around and say what we thinking. - I don't understand what's unfair? 260 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:21,000 Boys have feelings too. Did it occur to you that Scott or Kenny might have been embarrassed or upset by what happened? 261 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,040 I start: I am thankful for to live in a country 262 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,840 I can tell you all about teenage boys and their penis centric feeling. 263 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:32,000 - ... Nonfiction and television. - Oh that is so stupid .... 264 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,720 I am thankful for my ... 265 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:39,360 It's just as hard to be a teenage boy as to be a teenage girl isn't that right, Kenny? 266 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,680 As a former pregnant teenager. I say It's way tougher to be a girl. 267 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,360 I know you where lost, in your grief and your anger, when your parents died. 268 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:54,320 And even Chuck dropped out of high school. Anyone had a change to play college ball. 269 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,280 I don't want Kenny to give up his life, Like Chuck did. 270 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,440 Kenny is just as much as risk in a sexual relationship as Lucy does. 271 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,840 What if a shit? 272 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,680 I think .. It more difficult time for everyone ... 273 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,320 And you didn't notice? 274 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,200 I don't need you to tell me what you think my daughter is doing. 275 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:23,800 - I don't have to stand by and pretend there is nothing i can do about it. - How can we hold society accountable for it? 276 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,560 That's enough! 277 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,440 Your accusations against our daughter How dare you? 278 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,640 And i didn't give up my life. My family is my life. 279 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:52,920 In Asian religions they believe our entire life is just an illusion. 280 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,280 The Buddhists call it "samsara". 281 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,240 Hey. Hey. 282 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,880 Who is a good boy? 283 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,760 - Somesamsara-Easter. - I didn't tell them. 284 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,200 I know that. 285 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,360 Our parents must never come around each other. 286 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,360 That is absolutely imperative. 287 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:32,520 I don't wanne have sex again. It is not because of our parents. 288 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,440 - I want to wait until we are older. - ok. 289 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,200 That's it "ok"? 290 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,800 Hello, chica. 291 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,120 Do you know how long we have been doing this? 292 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,920 Eastern left overs for to feed the dogs? Since we were eight. 293 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480 Right. We have been friends since we were six. 294 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,880 That is ten years, Lucy. Most marriages wouldn't last that long. 295 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,880 I just want us to last. 296 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,240 I supposed that guys should have a sexual every 30 seconds? 297 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,560 I did not say I will not think about it. 298 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,400 - Hey, no alcohol. - I agree, but ... 299 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,720 - You know that makes us early abnormal, right? - We can always start up smoking. 300 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,360 Yeah, or latexbondage. It hear that's fun. 301 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,400 Scott? 302 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,840 Lucy. Look who I found. 303 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,520 Here you go. 304 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,600 Scott. 305 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,680 I was raised in Saint Bartholomew orphanage. 306 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:18,320 Well i released it was a strict upbringing in a different time. 307 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,240 We did't force girls to do things back then.. 308 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,640 Dad, It was not even his idea. 309 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,200 Do you know what happened to Saint Bartholomew? 310 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,120 They took a knife and they skinned his feet. 311 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:45,600 and he's alive, he's watching us now. Now they just want 1 big piece of skin so they take their time. 312 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,560 One long slice on the leg. 313 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,080 They carefully peel the skin away from the muscle. 314 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,760 Well most people die when reaching the insection, but Bartholomew is one of the apostles. 315 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,280 He is still alive, Even if they skin his face of his skull. 316 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,400 Dad, Come on. There is no rea... 317 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,480 You apologize, be so sincere, that it breaks my heart. 318 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,080 I'am sorry. 319 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:29,480 I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't mean it. I really am sorry. 320 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Real men treat women with respect. 321 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,080 - Say it. - Real men treat women with respect. 322 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,440 Happy Easter. 323 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,640 Scott, I'am so ... 324 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,840 - Scott was scared to death. - His family doesn't press charges. 325 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,560 You have your job now, right? so somebody had to make time for parenting. 326 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,520 You call that parenting? 327 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,720 I'am not well enough to get jealous about anymore you have to threw Lucy in it too? 328 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:19,200 - Where do i need to be jealous about? - Cool off before you do something really stupid. 329 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,600 Mom, you ok? 330 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,760 Yeah, i will be. 331 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,680 - The school's hottest bitch. - You stop calling me that. 332 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,400 - Boy troubles? - This jerk won't leave me alone. 333 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,080 Get used to it. 334 00:39:54,760 --> 00:40:01,640 Hey, sweety. I just called work they short a couple of guys. Couldn't get the schedule right. 335 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,720 - Are you leaving? - Yes, I just called work. 336 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,520 You're lying. You're lying right in my face. 337 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,720 Is it me who is lying? Is this your small job that pays for this? 338 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,320 I work, because someone has to work. 339 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,840 Fine. So go as usual. 340 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,720 How is hottest bitch in Central High. 341 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,560 Building self asteam - 342 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,920 - but you must make the positive thoughts a habit in his life. 343 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,880 What a piece of shit. 344 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,280 - Hey. - Hey. 345 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:14,000 So you wanne have a little bit of herbs. A little fresh parsley ... 346 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,360 Kenny said, we hit rock bottom with the eastern freak fest . 347 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,280 I always picture rock bottom with little more hard drugs and bad cooking. 348 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:26,880 So in this last 30 seconds is when everything is really great, but also when it can be a disaster. 349 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,280 I just hit you in the right spot and then, you take it to the plate. 350 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,000 Hey. 351 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,360 I got your text. What's going on? 352 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,640 Ok. I'm just ... 353 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,040 You do not seem to be ok. 354 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,720 Do you remember that morning i came into your room? 355 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,160 Well, I think we can improve that memory. 356 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,920 - What about our absent promise? - It will be like a do over. 357 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,240 Do overs don't count. 358 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,040 - I have to go live with my dad? - What? 359 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:03,280 They changed my parenting plan. Apparently my dad really been working his sobriety. 360 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,240 They can't make you move clear across the state. 361 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,360 Minors they can make me do anything they want. 362 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:21,080 - We have to wait until the school year is over. - No, power corrupts absolutely. 363 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,360 Is this because of me, because of us? 364 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,000 - Probably. - My God. 365 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,720 We are so stupid. We ruined everything. 366 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,360 Hey. 367 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,000 Yo. 368 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,880 - Where's Kenny? - I don't know. 369 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,280 Do you know what happened right there? 370 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,920 You. You have happened right there. 371 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,680 That's something i never needed to know. 372 00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:01,680 - Your dad was the only man i had sex with until this year. - Mom, come on I ... 373 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,160 Jesus, Kenny where are you? 374 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:25,600 Hey to the masses, when you cut your class they smash your damn asses. 375 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,880 Hello shiny. No look seriously. There is a really great party tonight. 376 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,680 - Everyone is going to be there. - Is to bad, I hate everyone, or else i will be there too. 377 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:40,640 - You weird you know? but in a super hot way. - You clueless, you know? but in a dull and obvious way. 378 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:45,360 I see a future, Lucy Diamond. You will wind up and you will have fun. 379 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,200 - In high school i thought i was gonna be famous. - Famous for what? 380 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:58,120 I do not know. I just didn't think i was going to end up so regular. 381 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:03,640 - Boring. - My parents died in a car crash when i was in high school. 382 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,280 - After that i kinda stood out. - Jesus. 383 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:13,600 Chuck was an orphan, so I figured, he was the only person who could understand me. 384 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,560 - He short of rescued you? - No, that was Lucy. 385 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:23,680 She forced me to fight my way back to regular and boring. 386 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,160 Oh, there is nothing about you that is regular or boring. 387 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,040 He hasn't been in school all week. He wouldn't just leave. 388 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,520 - He's really not here, Lucy. - No i'am coming over there. 389 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,840 Justin said you wanna ride with us to the party. 390 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,360 I got this for you. Seem like you want more then a beer. 391 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,760 - Saint Judas. - Huh? 392 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,000 They translated lost causes. Beaten to death clod on the head first in 3D. 393 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,720 Isn't that a Beatles song? 394 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,640 Nice car. Does it go fast? 395 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:51,520 Nice school year can't dance? You wanna rap instead of dance? 396 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,760 I can dance. 397 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,320 I think your girlfriend is kinda jealous. 398 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,240 who? Jaime? Me and her broke up a long time ago. 399 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320 What she think i'am not good enough to be with you guys? 400 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600 - She's wrong about that. - Yes. 401 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,040 - You're drunk. - I know. 402 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,240 Come on. 403 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:54,600 All staring at us now. Let's give them a show. 404 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,360 Hey, Come on i even have my sweatshirt on. 405 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:26,800 Come on, I can not move my arms. Stop. It hurts. Stop. 406 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,760 It was awesome. 407 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,520 Does "consensual" mean anything to you? 408 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,560 What did you think that was going to happen? 409 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,840 I need you to leave. 410 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,880 - Is everything ok? - How does it exactly look like? 411 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:43,280 - Why do you smell like vomit? - How many possible answers can there be on that question? 412 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Kenny is gone. 413 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:58,440 - He did not even say goodbye. - Oh, Lucy hone, i'am so sorry. 414 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,640 Some one gave me peppermint shots at the party. 415 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:12,120 Once i got sick on cinnamon shots. Now i gaggle everytime when i pass by the cinnamon bun. 416 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,560 - Hey mom? - Yeah. 417 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,800 I puked inside my shirt. 418 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:05,360 It's been my experience that parents usually know more than you think they do. 419 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,040 - My dad is away working. - Let your mother know. 420 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:16,880 - She thinks I end up just like her. - The evidence i collect today can be held anomalously for 30 days. 421 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,800 You have that amount of time to decide if you want to file a police report. 422 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:26,240 There's a drug: Commafer It will help prevent you from getting HIV. 423 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,160 Like Aids HIV? 424 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:34,840 It has to be taken for three weeks. And the site effects are intense like a really bad flu. 425 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,280 I'am soft more in high school. I'm have kissed a total of three boys. 426 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,440 This is the medication i would to incur you to consider, given your situation. 427 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,560 Hey. How are you? I tried to call you. 428 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,320 I've been really worried. 429 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,200 Hey, Lucy wait up. 430 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:10,080 I'm not like Justin. I'am not like him, Lucy. 431 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:14,320 - I didn't do anything. - No you didn't do anything, you didn't say anything, you just make him think it was ok. 432 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:20,400 - Well i think he isn't going to listen to any... - Congratulations. Because you are so much the better person, it's impressive. 433 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:33,400 Sorry I left without saying goodbye. my bigger life I'm way more mature than that. 434 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:44,320 - How are you feeling? - I wanna puke through my eyes. 435 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,520 I can't believe you have got the flu on your birthday. 436 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:55,240 - Yeah, brotten luck, huh?. - Open dad's first. 437 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:16,600 Wow, Lifetime's archievement award of worst present ever. 438 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,120 I think they are adorable. 439 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,600 - Is that from Kenny? - Yeah. 440 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,200 Oh, these are pretty bottles. 441 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,600 It is olive oil. 442 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,600 It must be good stuff. 443 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,360 It is really, really good. 444 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:09,680 - Something smells great. - It's just chicken. 445 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:17,280 I didn't know you where fixing anything. 446 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,840 - It's my birthday. - I'am so sorry. 447 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,280 I just thought we would go out together when you where feeling better. 448 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,120 - I sit with you while you eat. - You don't have to. 449 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,840 - No i'am going to call to cancel. - Honestly that will make it worse. 450 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,680 I'am fine. 451 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:52,280 So with this dish, I recommend a delicant, dry white wine from Friuli or from Fenneto. 452 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:59,000 My favorite is pinot grigio, filled with greenish from the hills of the eastern side of Friuli mountains. 453 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,640 If I hadn't had sex with Kenny ... If i have been more strict with mom ... 454 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,240 If i made clear to dad that we need him here... 455 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:15,680 If I hadn't been such a stupid drunken dumb ass who didn't even consider something hideous could happen ... 456 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,680 ... Just a little bit of toasted ... 457 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,320 Hey. I got your postcard. 458 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,560 Just because i send you a postcard every day does not mean that I think about you all the time. 459 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:56,160 - That would be pathetic. - Yeah, even for me. 460 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:04,880 - I had this dream we where at the jungle gym. - Hey, I'am confused i thought that was real life. 461 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:11,200 In the dream we started at the jungle gym, we walked in opposite directions until we met on the other site of the world. 462 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,120 And I thanked you for always having my back. 463 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,920 Shut up. 464 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,160 You know what we should do this summer? There's an Italian class at the library and it's free, we could both take it. 465 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,640 It's just my dad already signed me up for summer class at the college unit. 466 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:32,000 - That's stupid. - There's a week right before the school starts again 467 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,560 Right before school starts? It wasn't my idea, ok? 468 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,400 You telling me i'am not going to see you all summer? That's crazy. 469 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,440 Lucy ... 470 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,840 - Hey. - I imagine you being devoted and assistant. 471 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:57,480 - But this is known as stalking. - Ok i promise i will leave you alone. 472 00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:03,560 Please just let me say just 1 thing ok. I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. 473 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:07,280 It's too late to start thinking. 474 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,160 Yo, incoming. 475 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:22,760 - Cool move there dude. - I feel like i need to make amends from my part of that. 476 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,560 You always picking on my rebounds eh Timmy boy.. 477 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,720 Damn, really step up, Tim. 478 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,600 You just got ... 479 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,000 I'am going fishing. You think you might wanna come along? 480 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,360 I only just stop thinking of you being an asshole. 481 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,440 Ok it's just fishing it's to celebrate the end of the school year. 482 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,120 and to show you that I'am not as he an asshole. It does not mean anything. 483 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,120 Ok. Maybe. 484 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,480 You know when Mario Batali was our age, he was living in Spain. 485 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,720 I live in a region where they make chicken fried steak. 486 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,160 I am so far behind really 487 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:22,360 You know i read that women who have had more than 1 sexual partner, are more content in their marriages. 488 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:27,720 Wow, that is statistically really romantic of you. 489 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:34,520 If you ever do decide to hook up with some one else, just don't tell me about it ok?. 490 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,440 I have a very visual imagination. I don't need those pictures in my head. 491 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:45,360 - You telling me you want me to lie to you? - Yes, lie your ass off, just be convincing. 492 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,920 I should warn you. I'm old-fashion kinda guy. 493 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:57,400 Like you wear tidy whities and listen to Bob Seager and ZZ Top? 494 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,440 No, I mean, I believe in going slow. 495 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,360 - You mean with Sex? - Yeah. 496 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:10,600 You know I just think ... real intimacy is physical and emotional right? 497 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:16,600 - Feel like i need to know someone before i can ... - Kiss? 498 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,880 No. Kissing will be ok. 499 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,920 But not the full long ...? 500 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,800 - Now you make fun of me. - No, I'am serious. 501 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,520 You have no idea how cool i think that is. 502 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,880 It's cool. 503 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,920 I get all the love songs now. It didn't make sense to me before. 504 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,360 He's married, isn't he? 505 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,200 Why do you say things like that? 506 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,840 I hate that you right all the time. 507 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,560 I am a ..., the odds are always with me. 508 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,760 Why do people stay together? In bad relationships, I mean. 509 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,920 We eat so much shit for so long 510 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,640 We don't even reconize the taste of it after a while. 511 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,720 Do you think i have been eating shit don't you? 512 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,600 - Lucy, wait. - It's okay. I would like to. 513 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,880 Do it has to be oyster mushrooms? How do you tell which once are the oyster mushrooms? 514 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,920 Like a lighest brown, fan-shaped. 515 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,560 Stop. 516 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,840 Wait, i'am going to ask somebody. 517 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,160 Never mind. I will be home in a little bit. 518 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,760 Shit. Quickly, quickly. 519 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,360 Hey, kiddo. 520 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,280 Put your jeans on. 521 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,560 Hello. Hello. 522 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,520 Anyone here? 523 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,720 Lucy? 524 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,560 - Hello. - Bob? 525 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,400 Hey. I'm with my family now. 526 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:51,480 Is that your ex stranged wife you have your arm around right now? The one that you can't stand to touch? 527 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,400 - Please you have to go! - Laniee? 528 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,600 Jeff? Is that you? 529 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:16,280 Just because we didn't had sex, does not mean you where not cheating her. You being unfaithfull with everyone around you.. 530 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,040 Laniee! 531 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,400 Dad, It's just me. 532 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,880 Lucy ... 533 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:30,320 - I'am coming over there to keep this up. - Don't ... I just... let me ... 534 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,400 Mr. Diamond, I'm Tim. I'm sorry we have to meet this way. 535 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,120 Just 1 minute. 536 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:45,760 Stop, Dad. Stop, Tim. 537 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,280 Dad! 538 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:59,800 - Don't make it serious. - This is completely "old fashioned" guy kinda scene. 539 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:08,720 Hey, sweety. I got you these, why don't you go put that in the cart with mommy. 540 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:15,040 - We love each other and we're going to get married. - No, we are not. Just go. 541 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,480 Dad, are you ok? 542 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:52,120 Saint Agathe was forced to a brothel, but no man could enter. 543 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,280 Those who dear to touch her, became ill. 544 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,840 She was sent to a prison and tortured. 545 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,320 Her breasts were crushed and then cut off. 546 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,120 She was forced to walk on hot coals. 547 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:13,360 But she refused to give up her virginity. 548 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:27,880 So i be wanted be tortured and mutilated rather then having sex with a guy i really like? 549 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,160 - Is that the moral to this story? - This is not the person i want you to be, Lucy. 550 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:38,320 Who you want me to be? Like mom, As it happens who got pregnant when you where exactly my age 551 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,560 Your mother and I gave up everything. We got married to have you. 552 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:49,440 How about it if i'am self-centered, immature, controlling High School dropout? 553 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,680 Is that the person you want me to be? 554 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,440 You such an awesome role model dad. 555 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:13,720 You do not need to show up every three months to provide moral guideness. 556 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,240 I got it. I got it. 557 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,720 We can get a restraining order. 558 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,720 He comes back in a few months, everything will be the same. 559 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,560 I don't want that. 560 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:19,560 - Are you and Dad over then? - We where over a long, long time ago. 561 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,080 I wish my parents where still alive. 562 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,560 Do you miss them? 563 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,440 Yeah, but i miss them more for you. 564 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:40,080 - I wish you had them. - Grandparents would be kinda cool. 565 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,600 I came from a good family, you know? 566 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:48,160 And any mess i made of my life i have nobody to blame but myself. 567 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:58,480 There is no one i want to talk to. Except Kenny ... and you. 568 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,360 - Hello. - Laniee, is that you? 569 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:15,160 - Ron? Oh my God. - Yeah i know? 570 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:19,840 - I just thought that ... - Ron! Where are you? 571 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,440 It has been years and years and years. 572 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,400 Well know, I know i did. 573 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,240 This is not the person i want you to be. 574 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,920 Mom. 575 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,240 Did Dad ever tried to find his parents? 576 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,200 I thought maybe that's, why he is gone all the time. 577 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:53,920 Hey know what i was thinking? We go away for a while we take a little road trip. 578 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,680 - Ron is saying his parents have a restaurant. - Ron? 579 01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:01,200 As in your High School boyfriend, Ron? 580 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:06,480 We could have dinner with Ron. And then just you and me we could stay for a few days. 581 01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,440 - Why would we do that? - Because we never do anything. 582 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:18,240 We deserve something fun. Because it got all that nature and beauty stuff going on. 583 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:23,240 - I guess. - Ok great. 584 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,680 Well go pack, so we go, We should hit the road. 585 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:13,240 - Ron's parents run "The Two Sister's Cafe"? - You haven't heard of it? 586 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,400 Ron is helping them out for the past few weeks. 587 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:20,440 Especially this morning, but he wait for us heard when we came up. 588 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,040 You done? 589 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,240 Hi. Laniee. 590 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,440 - This is Lucy. - Hi. 591 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,680 Will you stop staring. 592 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,320 - I like him. - Yeah me too. 593 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,000 - He is like my Kenny. - Yeah, maybe. 594 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:17,200 Ron owns a restaurant on the beach. It is like a really high end place. 595 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,000 - What beach? - Puerto Vallarta. 596 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,120 Puerto Vallarta that is in Mexico? 597 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:28,720 - He like us to come down there. - Like a vacation? 598 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:35,600 Ron really, really likes you, Lucy. You could work in a professional kitchen. We could learn to speak Spanish. 599 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,120 It's the kind of vacation where i get a job? 600 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:44,640 He needs to leave tonight. It will take a couple of days to get down there, but we could all get to know each other in the car 601 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:49,440 - You realize, that's insane right? - Right, that's probably part of the appeal. 602 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:56,880 Remember when you told me that you and Dad where done? Oh wait that was today! 603 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:04,120 - No no this is not about me and your Dad. - No so where is it about? because it's not about me working in a professional kitchen! 604 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,000 - It'll be fun. - Mom stop we not doing this. 605 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,880 - You not the one who decides i'am the mom you the kid. - Based on what? 606 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,600 Your great sense of responsibility or your amazing problem solving skills? 607 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:19,520 - You want us to move to Puerto Vallarta? - He is not a stranger. 608 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,600 Lucy, please I have to know ... I have to do this. 609 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,560 Have to know what? How awesome you live would have been if i haven't been born? 610 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:33,080 God no! Lucy, you are the only that turned out right. 611 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:37,400 You are ... everything! 612 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:45,840 I just ... I just can't do it anymore. 613 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:50,080 Can't do what? Being my Mom? 614 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,200 I just... 615 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,240 ... feel like I'm dying. 616 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,440 I ... 617 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,680 I need something. I need something else. 618 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:15,280 I need to belong. 619 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:20,440 I need to find something. 620 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:26,520 Ok, Mom ... 621 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,160 If you want to go, Go. 622 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:43,800 - I can't go without you. - I am 16. I'm not pregnant. 623 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,040 I'm not getting married. 624 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:53,040 - Who can take better care of me then me? - No, Lucy, I ... 625 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:58,800 Why you gonna make me run away to Mexico with you and your high school boyfriend? No. 626 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,440 You go. 627 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,680 I ... I can maybe go for two weeks. 628 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,880 Ok. 629 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,480 - I give you the ATM card. - Ok. 630 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,440 - Ok, two weeks. - Ok. 631 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:41,480 John hall Sart said we experience sense being, abandoned when we realize there is no God. 632 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:45,040 - Or in these case parents to guide us. - I love you. 633 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:50,920 When it forces us to take absolute responsibility for our actions and choices. 634 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,920 I think i'am responsible. 635 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,840 You are the most responsible person, that i know. 636 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,080 - Well you don't know that many people. - So i know of lots o people. 637 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:10,360 - Did you hear me before? - I did. 638 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,840 Thanks for having my back. 639 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,760 I always have. 640 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,360 I always will. 641 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,160 Please, don't hate me for this. I call you every day. 642 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:53,880 - My dad will be back in an hour. - I'll take care of it. 643 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,280 Hi. I'am Lucy Diamond. 644 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,160 My name is Gerald. 645 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,320 My Mom is the one who run away to Mexico with your son. 646 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:15,520 Is that kinda circle lying around didn't it? 647 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,560 - Are you hungry. - What are you serving? 648 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:26,280 Eggs and Ham. Oh no offence. 649 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,280 None taken. 650 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:44,200 - I exactly saw this place on the Tune Network. - Really? 651 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:49,920 Well we do ok for a little cafe stuck out in the middle of nowhere. 652 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,840 Nicely done. Jalapenoen does not over power the other flavors. 653 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:14,400 This is like plate of home cook Americana. 654 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,080 Cool. 655 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:27,400 - Yet if you like this, i also do good risotto. - I love risotto. 656 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:35,720 Here is how i think my bigger life will look: My parents split up. 657 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,840 I graduate from the culinaire institute. 658 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,240 Kenny gets a PHD in something brainy and world changing. 659 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:49,760 Later I publish a best selling cook book based on the recipes from my restaurant. 660 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,800 Mario Batali writes the introduction. 661 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,520 He's memory is ... then the future is too, right?. 662 01:25:59,570 --> 01:26:04,120 Made by Frank www.i-buffet.com 663 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,060 60953

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