All language subtitles for As Cool as I Am (2013)

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Everybody has two families: The stable
family, we pretend to have -

- and then there is the real people we related to.

My best friend Kenny says stable
families make boring children.

and by "stable families" i think he means the kind
where mom and dad and kids all live in the same house all the time.

and by boring, he means,
not as cool as we are.

Still and undisputed universal master
of the jungle gym.

- I'm getting to old for this super sonic death spiral.
- Lucy, play is the great educator.

It's sole purpose is to prepare juvenal animals
for adulthood.

It's not play ....

Hey, When you say your dad was going to be home?

I guess i will see you in a week then.

Danny i'am not going to ditch you,
just because my dad is home.

Lucy it's fine, just go
It's fine. I'am cool here, you go.

Mom sez she fell in love with Dad because he was
fun and goofy and everything felt bigger when he was around.

and he is still that way.

instead of dad is a lumberjack, he is only
home four or five times a year.

When dad is here, we stop everything.

Mom stays home. I skip
school. It's like vacation.

I don't know when I first started to notice
the argument, my parents weren't telling.

Hey, let's go out for breakfast.

- I'm not a kid anymore.
- Yeah, you are, yeah, well come on.

- We are lucky of dad has a job.
- Always say that.

- We're all doing the best we can.
- Is lying to dad about your job doing the best we can?

He's out there working his butt off to support us.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.

So, Should I lie to you about what i'am doing
to protect your feelings?

- .........
- I would. Did anything there was exactly to lie about.

Don't worry Honey, you will, just give it time.

Mom pretends she doesn't have a job when dad's here, she says
because dad is kind of old school about family roles.

If you ask me, it's kind of lame that her
secret identity is a telemarketer.

- Mom?
- Straight home.

- I not even have my license yet.
- Oh, you're a natural.

Is there anyone who is more capable than you? It will be fun.

Wooh wait, how are you going to get home?

If i can't find a ride in this outfit, i deserve to walk.

- So you saying that she isn't that great?
- No, but you don't have to say it out loud each random thought that you have.

I bet you that she's really great. You can always tell the once who are dirty, freaky sluts.

Oh, yeah. Juicy Lucy.
Oh, yeah.

- Sorry.
- You're dead, Kenny.

- You're totally dead.
- Hey.

- I saw your dad leave this morning.
- Yes.

I rip your head off
and piss down the hole.

Position your body in just the right angle,
I bet he still couldn't get a stream of urine going.

- .......
- Hey Scott, what if I kissed you?

For real.
Would you leave Kenny alone?

- Yes.
- What are you doing?

Lucy. Come on, Lucy.

So you promise not hurt Kenny?

You are terrible kisser.

What the hell?
Who want to be with you anyway?

We believe 'YOU' are our greatest resources,
so till that end we plant to, invest in you.

I'am happy to introduce to you, one of the top telemarketing coaches in the state: Guy Carlsberg.

The very base of our live is: Meaning.

This meaning provides direction

All of our actions are driven by our most basic believes,

It is this base of meaning that prevents us from drifting through an empty existence at work, at home

- relationships.

Really in all aspects of our lives.

I can't believe, i almost made it to 16
and seriously kissing anyone -

- And then the first one is Scott Booker.

- You know memory is value.
- What does that have to do with Scott Booker?

It means that everytime you tell a story,
it changes a little bit in your memory, so...

If you could say i was your first kiss. Then
after a while it would be like Scott never happened.

Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth.

You wouldn't exactly have to kiss me, i'am only saying.

I am thinking of shaving my head.

- You will probably look pretty cool.
- I do not wanne look cool.

You have to kiss me.

- What?
- To change the memory stream.

You have to do it.

Fine.

So of course when you start your Sofrito what's really
important to remember is that you as really as good your pantry ingredients.

Now there is always in my world two different kinds of olive oil: The one that i cook with
- eather mind that they both extra virgin

- and the one that i finish with.
The differents is about 30 bucks.

Then, you gotta valued... Adding a
little sea salt from Trapani ...

- You the bad girl that always sit in the back of the clients?.
- What are you calling me bad?

I bet the boring kids with the stable families don't
have the beautiful mom who goes to work in stripper heels.

Bye, thank you.

Hey.

- Miss your dad?
- Yeah.

The accessories are ongoing.
spaghetti cooker ...

We had a seminar thing at work today.
It turns out i'am drifting through an empty, meaningless existence.

You see, i try to tell ya.

- How is this show always on?
- I record it.

I kissed two boys today.
So I probably ruined my whole life.

- With a tongue?
- What?

No, that's gross.

Well then you probably not ruined quiet yet.

- You wanne go down to the river?
- Good.

We could if you want?

It's not like we did anything wrong.

- Yeah, I know.
- So don't say stuff like 'we could if you want'.

What kind of way is that to talk to me?

Holly shit!

That's the one i'am going to remember.

Kenny?

I think I just gave him a seizure.

Ok, so now the calamari is perfectly tender.

Kenny? Are you epileptic?

Chicken Ceaser. You can pour the dressing yourself by dress it now the leaves will offset balance.

I expect you to call
a deeper base meaning to your own life.

using exactly english words, that i recognize. I have no idea what you are saying.

- I don't want you to end up like me.
- Mom, It has always been one of my life ambitions.

- Good girl.
- I love you.

I see you later.

Hello Miss Birkingham, my name is Lanie
from the Premier Inter Works.

God Damn it, i'am on the phone.
Get a new job, you loser.

Let's see what you got?

- The restructure our work schedule.
- Overtime on a Sunday?

- I'm probably coming home late.
- I made a porch ragou.

There are many that have free
the weekend. I'm sorry.

- Me too.
- ok.

Hey, want to stay for dinner?

- I can't.
- Please?

- My mom will not eat alone.
- Invite her over.

Are you ashamed of me some way?

......

I wish my dad was here.

- I are talking about big dreams, right?
- Yes?

In a bigger life, i get to eat dinner
with you every night.

I will cook you the most amazing meals.

so, pens is only 30 seconds
from being perfectly cooked.

And if i find daddy a job here,
we could be a real family.

Mom will have to quit working.
Everything would be perfect.

Lost my parents when i was 16.
I had a boyfriend, Ron.

Then Chuck, my husband.

Then i had Lucy at 17.

I was pretty much a total mess.

You probably hear this all the time, but you
made me see myself as whole ...

So much loss at such an early age.

.....

- Is this something i'am going to need to lie about?
- Lucy, What are you doing?

- What am I doing? It is five A.M..
- I'am sorry Lucy, I should have called.

- I fell asleep on my desk.
- and where where you calling, Uzbekistan?

I just came home to shower and change clothes,
and straight back to work to start the whole thing over again.

And that's the best you can do?
"I fell asleep on my desk"?

- You know it's been a long night.
- Yeah, it's been a long night here too.

- Nice clogs.
- Nice transsexual beauty contester.

You know school is back today. I was just checking, I don't know how much you forgotten about your family life?

Have a great day, honey.
I will be back home early tonight.

Do you need to be congratulated for that?

it's just a sexual energy.

- If these people even sense that we are going out..
- Hey, we are going out?

- I do not ... probably i.
- why because f the massive sperm breakout of something?

- Yes, because of that.
- It was 100 percent platonic.

Just become invisible.
Try to keep your animal desires somewhere else.

It will be a tremendous struggle.

We are these trained poor poodles.
It doesn't even prepare us for anything real in life.

I mean what, after four years, we finished. We just let
our parents spend thousand of dollars on ...

- Hey, what's up Lucy?
- Hi.

Where have you been? haven't see you out or
anything. There's a party after the game on Friday.

- I don't go to parties.
- You definity start go to parties.

I text you the address. I see you there.

I think you go off on poodle theory,
when you will straight A for it?

Why did Justin Haven have
your cell phone number?
- I don't know.

How he even know how's my name?

I do not get top marks.
I always get B in something.

- I had the power.
- That's very gangsta of you.

- Where doomed, you are too beautiful to be invisible.
- Please don't say that.

Beautiful people are shallow and self absorbed.
Come on, they never grow up.

Kenny...

- Are you looking for a job?
- Maybe.

You think you have a shot at general contractor?

Just taking a look what is out there.

- How was school?
- The same.

- Seminar thing, was about pride today.
- Typical.

You going to take pride in you, raising you

I don't know how much credit i can take,
but I'm really proud of who you are.

- Mom, what's the deal with handjobs..?
- Lucy please, i'am sorry, ok?

- Going to a party friday night with Kenny.
- Well, that sounds like fun.

Probably not, but ....

This is epic.

You know there are people who exactly look back on
high school as being the best time in their lives.

- Horrifying.
- Hey, I knew you'd come.

- Hey Kenny, right?
- Hey Timmo, get us some beer buddy.

Man i thought that the catcher was going to cry after
that he missed me to take me home play.

- You were amazing.
- I did it all for you.

We drinking here or what?

- Rage!
- Rage?

Rage!

Is like when i was saying don't be
sleeping on the softcores man.

- To Lucy Diamond. The hottest bitch in North Central High.
- Who you calling a bitch?

You are adorable.

Take a hole, vomit express.

- Kenny!
- He's fine, He's fine.

Hey. You have a delusional sense of confidents.

Kenny!

You ok?

Please don't do that ...

- I love you, Lucy, i do.
- Kenny.

Kenny! You are not in love.
You're drunk.

Justin said that you hot i will be loving you.

Justin is a meat head. He is cute,
but dumb. He does even get sarcasm.

- But you think he's cute.
- No, i don't think he's cute.

No, i don't think he's cute.
You are so heavy.

Don't step in that.

Hello!

Come here. There's my girl.
Oh yeah, make me a muscle.

Dad, no more sawing.
I'am gonna be a chef.

All done being
Daddy's little lumberjack.

- Welcome home.
- So, what's happened?

So, you left March 12 at 8.15, Mom and I
went to the diner she got an omelet i had pancakes.

- Ok then what?
- I drove home.

- You drove home? In town?
- Well Mom told me to come straight home, but ...

- Mom let you drive alone?
- Dad, I was just trying to impress Kenny.

There was that other guy there
make me kiss him.

Some bitch tarded asshole made you kiss Kenny?

No Dad, some skanky guy Scott. I had to,
it was like, he would beat up Kenny if i didn't.

- Scott, Scott who?
- Dad it was nothing, was just stupid playground stuff.

Where was the person formerly knowing as your
mother when all this kissing, driving was going on?

- Dad, she was going to be late, so ...
- Late? Late for what?

Lanie what's going on?

- I don't know what i was thinking Chuck.
- Mom, I told him about the job.

A job?

- You want me to send more money?
- It's nothing to do with the money.

It's gets really lonely.
What exactly you picture what i'am doing when you are gone?

- I picture you raising our daughter.
- I have been raising our daughter for 16 years.

Kenny?

- Lucy.
- I'm cold. Move a little.

Sorry. Sorry.

Lucy!

- You know I love you, don't you?.
- That was sex Kenny, not love.

- Lucy, I'am serious.
- I gotta go.

Hello? Lucy?

Kenny?

PLANNED PARENTHOOD

Lucy! You have company.

There was really bad famine in the 3th century. This
butcher, there were 3 little boys shot, murdered them.

Soaked them in a barrel of rum

- It must have been a hugh barrel.
- He chopped them up and saw of his hands.

Then Saint Nicolas
brought the little boys back to life .

- Saint Nicolas? Like Santa Claus?
- Yes. Not many people knew about that.

I did not know.
Were they little boy zombies or something?

- Well you didn't believe they Santa's elves, did you?
- No, I didn't, I guess not.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Hey, i thought we should take a head start on our
homework, so it won't be over our heads all weekend.

- Yeah. There is cookies inside.
- Yeah.

There's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant.
It's a plan B pill.

You went there?

So even in the spirit of Eastern ... You saying bringing people back from the dead is not such a good thing?

Well, if it is a full miracle with no site effects like brain damage, etc., then it's a good thing.

The dilemma lies in the quality of life
after the resurrection.

- I think you smell like pickles?
- Right, That's no good.

- I got that.
- Homework.

Hello ... Hey, how are you doing?

- It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning.
- I already took it.

I tell you what, I have got a better idea.
Why don't you guys come over here for brunch.

Yeah, Lucy is making a mountain of food. They are
like brother and sister already, so we are already like family.

11 o'clock on Sunday. Fantastic. Alright i see you then.

We gonna have Eastern brunch Sunday together.
How great is that?

- You know that i use to babysit your mom?
- Of course she does.

Remember i told you about the babysitter,
that puked in our lanternen?

Didn't you gave Laniees cousin the teething toys
you found in her underwear drawer.

I was 14. I had no idea why the women where so
upset and the man couldn't stop laughing.

- It was a vibrator.
- ah yeah, i got there on my own, thank you.

So then Lucy winds up having to kiss, this redicules
kid Scott something, Scott ...

- Booker.
- Scott ' smell ass' Booker.

- Apparently to save Kenny from getting a beating.
- That's completely unfair.

- Let's do that thing where we all go around and say what we thinking.
- I don't understand what's unfair?

Boys have feelings too. Did it occur to you that Scott or
Kenny might have been embarrassed or upset by what happened?

I start:
I am thankful for to live in a country

I can tell you all about teenage boys
and their penis centric feeling.

- ... Nonfiction and television.
- Oh that is so stupid ....

I am thankful for my ...

It's just as hard to be a teenage boy as to be a teenage girl
isn't that right, Kenny?

As a former pregnant teenager.
I say It's way tougher to be a girl.

I know you where lost, in your grief and your anger,
when your parents died.

And even Chuck dropped out of high school.
Anyone had a change to play college ball.

I don't want Kenny to give up his life,
Like Chuck did.

Kenny is just as much as risk in
a sexual relationship as Lucy does.

What if a shit?

I think ..
It more difficult time for everyone ...

And you didn't notice?

I don't need you to tell me
what you think my daughter is doing.

- I don't have to stand by and pretend there is nothing i can do about it.
- How can we hold society accountable for it?

That's enough!

Your accusations against our daughter
How dare you?

And i didn't give up my life.
My family is my life.

In Asian religions they believe
our entire life is just an illusion.

The Buddhists call it "samsara".

Hey. Hey.

Who is a good boy?

- Somesamsara-Easter.
- I didn't tell them.

I know that.

Our parents must never come
around each other.

That is absolutely imperative.

I don't wanne have sex again. It is
not because of our parents.

- I want to wait until we are older.
- ok.

That's it "ok"?

Hello, chica.

Do you know how long
we have been doing this?

Eastern left overs for to feed the dogs?
Since we were eight.

Right. We have been friends
since we were six.

That is ten years, Lucy. Most marriages
wouldn't last that long.

I just want us to last.

I supposed that guys should have a sexual
every 30 seconds?

I did not say
I will not think about it.

- Hey, no alcohol.
- I agree, but ...

- You know that makes us early abnormal, right?
- We can always start up smoking.

Yeah, or latexbondage.
It hear that's fun.

Scott?

Lucy. Look who I found.

Here you go.

Scott.

I was raised in Saint Bartholomew orphanage.

Well i released it was a strict upbringing
in a different time.

We did't force girls to do things back then..

Dad, It was not even his idea.

Do you know
what happened to Saint Bartholomew?

They took a knife and they skinned his feet.

and he's alive, he's watching us now. Now they just
want 1 big piece of skin so they take their time.

One long slice on the leg.

They carefully peel the skin away from the muscle.

Well most people die when reaching the insection, but
Bartholomew is one of the apostles.

He is still alive,
Even if they skin his face of his skull.

Dad, Come on. There is no rea...

You apologize, be so sincere,
that it breaks my heart.

I'am sorry.

I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't mean it. I really am sorry.

Real men treat women with respect.

- Say it.
- Real men treat women with respect.

Happy Easter.

Scott, I'am so ...

- Scott was scared to death.
- His family doesn't press charges.

You have your job now, right? so somebody had to
make time for parenting.

You call that parenting?

I'am not well enough to get jealous about anymore
you have to threw Lucy in it too?

- Where do i need to be jealous about?
- Cool off before you do something really stupid.

Mom, you ok?

Yeah, i will be.

- The school's hottest bitch.
- You stop calling me that.

- Boy troubles?
- This jerk won't leave me alone.

Get used to it.

Hey, sweety. I just called work they short a couple of guys. Couldn't get the schedule right.

- Are you leaving?
- Yes, I just called work.

You're lying.
You're lying right in my face.

Is it me who is lying? Is this your
small job that pays for this?

I work,
because someone has to work.

Fine. So go as usual.

How is hottest bitch in Central High.

Building self asteam -

- but you must make the positive thoughts
a habit in his life.

What a piece of shit.

- Hey.
- Hey.

So you wanne have a little bit of herbs.
A little fresh parsley ...

Kenny said,
we hit rock bottom with the eastern freak fest .

I always picture rock bottom
with little more hard drugs and bad cooking.

So in this last 30 seconds is when everything is really great,
but also when it can be a disaster.

I just hit you in the right spot and then,
you take it to the plate.

Hey.

I got your text. What's going on?

Ok. I'm just ...

You do not seem to be ok.

Do you remember
that morning i came into your room?

Well, I think we can improve that memory.

- What about our absent promise?
- It will be like a do over.

Do overs don't count.

- I have to go live with my dad?
- What?

They changed my parenting plan.
Apparently my dad really been working his sobriety.

They can't make you move clear
across the state.

Minors they can make me do anything they want.

- We have to wait until the school year is over.
- No, power corrupts absolutely.

Is this because of me, because of us?

- Probably.
- My God.

We are so stupid. We ruined everything.

Hey.

Yo.

- Where's Kenny?
- I don't know.

Do you know what happened right there?

You. You have happened right there.

That's something i never needed to know.

- Your dad was the only man i had sex with until this year.
- Mom, come on I ...

Jesus, Kenny where are you?

Hey to the masses, when you
cut your class they smash your damn asses.

Hello shiny. No look seriously.
There is a really great party tonight.

- Everyone is going to be there.
- Is to bad, I hate everyone, or else i will be there too.

- You weird you know? but in a super hot way.
- You clueless, you know? but in a dull and obvious way.

I see a future, Lucy Diamond.
You will wind up and you will have fun.

- In high school i thought i was gonna be famous.
- Famous for what?

I do not know. I just didn't think i was
going to end up so regular.

- Boring.
- My parents died in a car crash when i was in high school.

- After that i kinda stood out.
- Jesus.

Chuck was an orphan, so I figured,
he was the only person who could understand me.

- He short of rescued you?
- No, that was Lucy.

She forced me to fight my way back
to regular and boring.

Oh, there is nothing about you that is regular or boring.

He hasn't been in school all week. He wouldn't just leave.

- He's really not here, Lucy.
- No i'am coming over there.

Justin said you wanna ride with us to the party.

I got this for you.
Seem like you want more then a beer.

- Saint Judas.
- Huh?

They translated lost causes.
Beaten to death clod on the head first in 3D.

Isn't that a Beatles song?

Nice car. Does it go fast?

Nice school year can't dance?
You wanna rap instead of dance?

I can dance.

I think your girlfriend is kinda jealous.

who? Jaime? Me and her broke up a long time ago.

What she think i'am not good enough
to be with you guys?

- She's wrong about that.
- Yes.

- You're drunk.
- I know.

Come on.

All staring at us now.
Let's give them a show.

Hey, Come on i even have my sweatshirt on.

Come on, I can not move my arms.
Stop. It hurts. Stop.

It was awesome.

Does "consensual" mean anything to you?

What did you think that was going to happen?

I need you to leave.

- Is everything ok?
- How does it exactly look like?

- Why do you smell like vomit?
- How many possible answers can there be on that question?

Kenny is gone.

- He did not even say goodbye.
- Oh, Lucy hone, i'am so sorry.

Some one gave me peppermint shots
at the party.

Once i got sick on cinnamon shots. Now i
gaggle everytime when i pass by the cinnamon bun.

- Hey mom?
- Yeah.

I puked inside my shirt.

It's been my experience that parents usually
know more than you think they do.

- My dad is away working.
- Let your mother know.

- She thinks I end up just like her.
- The evidence i collect today can be held anomalously for 30 days.

You have that amount of time to decide if you want to file a police report.

There's a drug: Commafer
It will help prevent you from getting HIV.

Like Aids HIV?

It has to be taken for three weeks. And the site effects are intense like a really bad flu.

I'am soft more in high school.
I'm have kissed a total of three boys.

This is the medication i would to incur
you to consider, given your situation.

Hey. How are you?
I tried to call you.

I've been really worried.

Hey, Lucy wait up.

I'm not like Justin.
I'am not like him, Lucy.

- I didn't do anything.
- No you didn't do anything, you didn't say anything, you just make him think it was ok.

- Well i think he isn't going to listen to any...
- Congratulations. Because you are so much the better person, it's impressive.

Sorry I left without saying goodbye.
my bigger life I'm way more mature than that.

- How are you feeling?
- I wanna puke through my eyes.

I can't believe you have got the flu on your birthday.

- Yeah, brotten luck, huh?.
- Open dad's first.

Wow, Lifetime's archievement award of worst
present ever.

I think they are adorable.

- Is that from Kenny?
- Yeah.

Oh, these are pretty bottles.

It is olive oil.

It must be good stuff.

It is really, really good.

- Something smells great.
- It's just chicken.

I didn't know you where fixing anything.

- It's my birthday.
- I'am so sorry.

I just thought we would go out together
when you where feeling better.

- I sit with you while you eat.
- You don't have to.

- No i'am going to call to cancel.
- Honestly that will make it worse.

I'am fine.

So with this dish, I recommend a delicant,
dry white wine from Friuli or from Fenneto.

My favorite is pinot grigio, filled
with greenish from the hills of the eastern side of Friuli mountains.

If I hadn't had sex with
Kenny ... If i have been more strict with mom ...

If i made clear to dad
that we need him here...

If I hadn't been such a stupid drunken dumb ass
who didn't even consider something hideous could happen ...

... Just a little bit of toasted ...

Hey. I got your postcard.

Just because i send you a postcard every day does
not mean that I think about you all the time.

- That would be pathetic.
- Yeah, even for me.

- I had this dream we where at the jungle gym.
- Hey, I'am confused i thought that was real life.

In the dream we started at the jungle gym, we walked in opposite
directions until we met on the other site of the world.

And I thanked you
for always having my back.

Shut up.

You know what we should do this summer? There's
an Italian class at the library and it's free, we could both take it.

It's just my dad already signed me up
for summer class at the college unit.

- That's stupid.
- There's a week right before the school starts again

Right before school starts?
It wasn't my idea, ok?

You telling me i'am not going to see you all summer? That's crazy.

Lucy ...

- Hey.
- I imagine you being devoted and assistant.

- But this is known as stalking.
- Ok i promise i will leave you alone.

Please just let me say just 1 thing ok.
I have been doing a lot of thinking lately.

It's too late to start thinking.

Yo, incoming.

- Cool move there dude.
- I feel like i need to make amends from my part of that.

You always picking on my rebounds eh Timmy boy..

Damn, really step up, Tim.

You just got ...

I'am going fishing.
You think you might wanna come along?

I only just stop thinking of you
being an asshole.

Ok it's just fishing it's to
celebrate the end of the school year.

and to show you that I'am not as
he an asshole. It does not mean anything.

Ok. Maybe.

You know when Mario Batali was our age,
he was living in Spain.

I live in a region where they make chicken fried steak.

I am so far behind really

You know i read that women who have had more
than 1 sexual partner, are more content in their marriages.

Wow, that is statistically really
romantic of you.

If you ever do decide to hook up with some
one else, just don't tell me about it ok?.

I have a very visual imagination. I don't need
those pictures in my head.

- You telling me you want me to lie to you?
- Yes, lie your ass off, just be convincing.

I should warn you. I'm old-fashion kinda guy.

Like you wear tidy whities
and listen to Bob Seager and ZZ Top?

No, I mean,
I believe in going slow.

- You mean with Sex?
- Yeah.

You know I just think ...
real intimacy is physical and emotional right?

- Feel like i need to know someone before i can ...
- Kiss?

No. Kissing will be ok.

But not the full long ...?

- Now you make fun of me.
- No, I'am serious.

You have no idea how cool i think that is.

It's cool.

I get all the love songs now.
It didn't make sense to me before.

He's married, isn't he?

Why do you say things like that?

I hate that you right all the time.

I am a ..., the odds are always with me.

Why do people stay together?
In bad relationships, I mean.

We eat so much shit for so long

We don't even reconize the taste of it after a while.

Do you think
i have been eating shit don't you?

- Lucy, wait.
- It's okay. I would like to.

Do it has to be oyster mushrooms?
How do you tell which once are the oyster mushrooms?

Like a lighest brown, fan-shaped.

Stop.

Wait, i'am going to ask somebody.

Never mind. I will be home in a little bit.

Shit. Quickly, quickly.

Hey, kiddo.

Put your jeans on.

Hello. Hello.

Anyone here?

Lucy?

- Hello.
- Bob?

Hey. I'm with my family now.

Is that your ex stranged wife you have your arm
around right now? The one that you can't stand to touch?

- Please you have to go!
- Laniee?

Jeff? Is that you?

Just because we didn't had sex, does not mean you
where not cheating her. You being unfaithfull with everyone around you..

Laniee!

Dad, It's just me.

Lucy ...

- I'am coming over there to keep this up.
- Don't ... I just... let me ...

Mr. Diamond, I'm Tim.
I'm sorry we have to meet this way.

Just 1 minute.

Stop, Dad. Stop, Tim.

Dad!

- Don't make it serious.
- This is completely "old fashioned" guy kinda scene.

Hey, sweety. I got you these, why don't you go put that in the cart with mommy.

- We love each other and we're going to get married.
- No, we are not. Just go.

Dad, are you ok?

Saint Agathe was forced to a brothel,
but no man could enter.

Those who dear to touch her, became ill.

She was sent
to a prison and tortured.

Her breasts were crushed
and then cut off.

She was forced
to walk on hot coals.

But she refused to give up her virginity.

So i be wanted be tortured and mutilated
rather then having sex with a guy i really like?

- Is that the moral to this story?
- This is not the person i want you to be, Lucy.

Who you want me to be? Like mom, As it happens
who got pregnant when you where exactly my age

Your mother and I gave up everything.
We got married to have you.

How about it if i'am self-centered, immature,
controlling High School dropout?

Is that the person you want me to be?

You such an awesome role model dad.

You do not need to show up every three
months to provide moral guideness.

I got it. I got it.

We can get a restraining order.

He comes back in a few months,
everything will be the same.

I don't want that.

- Are you and Dad over then?
- We where over a long, long time ago.

I wish my parents
where still alive.

Do you miss them?

Yeah, but i miss them more for you.

- I wish you had them.
- Grandparents would be kinda cool.

I came from a good family, you know?

And any mess i made of my life
i have nobody to blame but myself.

There is no one i want to talk to.
Except Kenny ... and you.

- Hello.
- Laniee, is that you?

- Ron? Oh my God.
- Yeah i know?

- I just thought that ...
- Ron! Where are you?

It has been years and years and years.

Well know, I know i did.

This is not the person i want you to be.

Mom.

Did Dad ever tried to
find his parents?

I thought maybe that's,
why he is gone all the time.

Hey know what i was thinking?
We go away for a while we take a little road trip.

- Ron is saying his parents have a restaurant.
- Ron?

As in your High School boyfriend, Ron?

We could have dinner with Ron. And then
just you and me we could stay for a few days.

- Why would we do that?
- Because we never do anything.

We deserve something fun. Because it got
all that nature and beauty stuff going on.

- I guess.
- Ok great.

Well go pack, so we go,
We should hit the road.

- Ron's parents run "The Two Sister's Cafe"?
- You haven't heard of it?

Ron is helping them out for the past few weeks.

Especially this morning, but he
wait for us heard when we came up.

You done?

Hi. Laniee.

- This is Lucy.
- Hi.

Will you stop staring.

- I like him.
- Yeah me too.

- He is like my Kenny.
- Yeah, maybe.

Ron owns a restaurant on the beach.
It is like a really high end place.

- What beach?
- Puerto Vallarta.

Puerto Vallarta that is in Mexico?

- He like us to come down there.
- Like a vacation?

Ron really, really likes you, Lucy. You could work
in a professional kitchen. We could learn to speak Spanish.

It's the kind of vacation where i get a job?

He needs to leave tonight. It will take a couple of
days to get down there, but we could all get to know each other in the car

- You realize, that's insane right?
- Right, that's probably part of the appeal.

Remember when you told me that you and Dad where
done? Oh wait that was today!

- No no this is not about me and your Dad.
- No so where is it about? because it's not about me working in a professional kitchen!

- It'll be fun.
- Mom stop we not doing this.

- You not the one who decides i'am the mom you the kid.
- Based on what?

Your great sense of responsibility
or your amazing problem solving skills?

- You want us to move to Puerto Vallarta?
- He is not a stranger.

Lucy, please I have to know ...
I have to do this.

Have to know what? How awesome
you live would have been if i haven't been born?

God no! Lucy, you are the only that
turned out right.

You are ... everything!

I just ...
I just can't do it anymore.

Can't do what?
Being my Mom?

I just...

... feel like I'm dying.

I ...

I need something.
I need something else.

I need to belong.

I need to find something.

Ok, Mom ...

If you want to go,
Go.

- I can't go without you.
- I am 16. I'm not pregnant.

I'm not getting married.

- Who can take better care of me then me?
- No, Lucy, I ...

Why you gonna make me run away to Mexico
with you and your high school boyfriend? No.

You go.

I ...
I can maybe go for two weeks.

Ok.

- I give you the ATM card.
- Ok.

- Ok, two weeks.
- Ok.

John hall Sart said we experience sense being,
abandoned when we realize there is no God.

- Or in these case parents to guide us.
- I love you.

When it forces us to take absolute responsibility
for our actions and choices.

I think i'am responsible.

You are the most responsible person,
that i know.

- Well you don't know that many people.
- So i know of lots o people.

- Did you hear me before?
- I did.

Thanks for having my back.

I always have.

I always will.

Please, don't hate me for this.
I call you every day.

- My dad will be back in an hour.
- I'll take care of it.

Hi. I'am Lucy Diamond.

My name is Gerald.

My Mom is the one who run away to Mexico
with your son.

Is that kinda circle lying around didn't it?

- Are you hungry.
- What are you serving?

Eggs and Ham. Oh no offence.

None taken.

- I exactly saw this place on the Tune Network.
- Really?

Well we do ok
for a little cafe stuck out in the middle of nowhere.

Nicely done.
Jalapenoen does not over power the other flavors.

This is like plate of home cook Americana.

Cool.

- Yet if you like this, i also do good risotto.
- I love risotto.

Here is how i think my bigger life will look:
My parents split up.

I graduate from the culinaire institute.

Kenny gets a PHD in something brainy
and world changing.

Later I publish a best selling cook book
based on the recipes from my restaurant.

Mario Batali writes the introduction.

He's memory is ... then the future is too, right?.

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