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Day seven of moving on from Sol.
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I'm going it alone. I'm not
responding to texts, emails, or calls.
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Today he sent me a
photo of a Corgi wedding,
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but I did not write back.
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In truth, I had to suppress a
powerful urge to text him back
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that Corgis are the preferred mode of
transportation for woodland faeries,
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so I practiced my laughter yoga
which I will demonstrate now.
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Ho ho. Ha ha ha.
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I gained another pound today,
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but I think it's a pound of knowledge.
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Ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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I'm now ready for today's big step.
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It will be hard, and I should
have a nurturing friend nearby,
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but Grace, of course, is out with Guy.
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This is the unbroken circle,
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or the thing that has no beginning and
no end, or some other shit like that,
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but today its life on my
finger is coming to an end.
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Finger, there, be free. Be free.
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Be free.
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Excuse me, you're ringing. I must get you.
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- Hi, honey.
- Sorry I haven't called back.
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It's been really crazy. And
double sorry, I only have a minute.
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Pull out your Beatle wig. The
Fab Faux are in town Saturday.
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- I know how you love their Ringo.
- Aw, you're killin' me, Mom. I can't.
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- We're throwing Dad's bachelor party.
- Oh, right.
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I'm really sorry, Mom,
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and I'll make it up to you
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next time Candace Joplin is
in town, but I have to go.
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I have to go, too. I'm
having a party right now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be
right there with the dip.
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Where's Kevin? Hey, Kevin!
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Last time we came here for brunch,
you basically threw a bagel at us.
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Today there's pumpkin pancakes
and syrup in pitchers. What's up?
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What? We're officially a family now.
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Yeah. We just want our sisters
to enjoy a nice breakfast.
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What do you want?
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What we want is for you
to eat and enjoy and...
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- Help us throw our dads' bachelor party.
- Ah.
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Well, first of all, isn't
that more of a best man thing?
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We're having a little trouble
realizing their vision.
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They want classy and elegant,
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turns out we don't know as
much about that as we thought.
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To be fair, we never
thought we knew that much.
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It's a bachelor party, it's not
supposed to be classy and elegant.
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It's supposed to be crass and tacky.
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- That's what I said!
- It's not what they want.
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So we're going to give them classy
and elegant... with your help.
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It's easy. We have one signature
cocktail, three passed appetizers,
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prosciutto-wrapped
asparagus, turkey meatballs,
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maybe those little tea cups
with the matzo ball soup.
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That's two references to balls.
They'll think we're making a joke.
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- When is this party again?
- Saturday.
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Ah, are you fucking insane? We can't
throw a party in less than a week.
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- We can't do it!
- Martha... Martha...
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It's gonna be okay. Guys,
you can't do this to her,
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and first of all, I think you do
want to make a joke about balls.
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I mean, it's a bachelor
party, but they're gay men,
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so it should be like a wild
bachelorette thing with penises and balls
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and party games where you're
pinning penises onto balls.
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- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- But we can't do that.
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They said they wanted a party
that reflects who they are.
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Of course, they could have told
us that before I sent out the Evite
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with a cowboy in assless chaps.
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- See, now that's a party I will go to.
- We will help you.
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- I am so busy.
- I will help you.
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Thank you.
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But first we need to make a list.
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Before that we need to make a list
of all the lists that we need to make.
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- I'm gonna put us all in a group text.
- Can I just say,
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this is a fairly elegant spread.
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Yeah, well, we paid our
neighbor to cook it for us.
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You may want to look out for cat hair.
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- Got a piece on it right there, actually.
- Oh, God! Get it.
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- What are your plans for tonight?
- Oh, not much.
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I thought about crocheting myself a noose,
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but I can't decide on purple or pink.
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So you're not feeling better.
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No, I was coming out of my
psycho-physical Sol withdrawal,
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- but then with tonight...
- Is this about the bachelor party?
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No. I'm happy those fuckers
are gonna have a good time.
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Oh... I hate seeing you like this.
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- Then go out.
- No. Come on. Let's do something fun.
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No, no. Don't worry about me. Just go
pick up Guy at the airport or something.
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He's a grown man. I'll
tell him to take a cab home.
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You are in need of some
serious cheering up.
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I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down.
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It's an honest down,
and since you're so up,
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there's a homeostatic balance.
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Come on, Frankie, what do you want to do?
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I don't know. Nap.
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Tweet a sad haiku.
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You like to liberate the lobsters
from the tank at the Food Giant.
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Ah, the fish guy knows me. My
picture's next to the shrimp.
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Okay. You want to go to the art
museum and touch the paintings?
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- I did that last week.
- I'll do anything. I'll drink beer!
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- I'll wear a hat!
- A funny hat?
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- A funny hat.
- I always like a good say yes night.
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Remind me again what that is.
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You go out and you say "yes"
to everything, all night.
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There's no "no" until it's over.
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Sounds lengthy.
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You know, say yes takes you
places you've never been.
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One time Sol and I ended up
buying a Del Taco franchise.
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How did that happen?
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A guy asked us, "Do you want
to buy a Del Taco franchise?"
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We had to say yes.
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Well, we'll stay away from that guy.
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You know, just thinking about
it cheers me up a little bit.
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- There you go.
- Let's do it.
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All right!
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? And the spear goes through the
meatball Till it hits the plate ?
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- Good boy.
- These Soljitos are great,
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but those Robertritas... Satan's work.
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Mm, the secret is the jalape�o tequila.
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Okay. Don't pour too many.
These are presentational.
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We can serve the real
ones when people get here.
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What the fuck?! Someone's here?
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Seriously... you've got
to bring it way down.
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I'll get it!
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No, I wanna get it. I love parties!
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- Nelson.
- Nelson!
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- Nelson?
- I can't believe it.
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You came all the way from
Utah. I am so tickled!
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You know me, Robert. I like a good party.
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Well, you're welcome. Let me take
your coat. Can I get you a drink?
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- A scotch would be great.
- Okay.
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Actually, we have Soljitos and Robertritas,
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but those are just presentational.
Come, I'll make you a new one.
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Follow that handsome young man.
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And you're welcome.
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Why is Nelson Queller here? He
wasn't on the list we gave the boys.
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Well, I know, but we were emailing,
and I felt bad, so I invited him.
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Look, I didn't think he would even come.
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- You know how I feel about that man.
- All right, but he's been good to us.
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Remember, he took us
under his wing at the firm.
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No. He took you under his wing.
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He still thinks I'm the hippie Jew with
the black son and the communist wife.
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What about your
drug-addict son... Nothing?
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- Ha.
- Look, Nelson's not a bad guy.
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I mean, didn't he come
all this way just for us?
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He's not the person you think.
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Wait a minute. Is Nelson why you
didn't want any ribaldry tonight?
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We both didn't want it. It's not our style.
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No, it's not, but with Nelson coming,
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it's a good thing our
party is squeaky clean.
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- What's your point?
- My point is
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I'm suddenly in the
mood for a penis balloon.
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No. You're just saying that
because you can't have one.
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Maybe you're right.
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It's our party, and
nothing's going to bother me.
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I have a drink named after
me. I'm going to get a Soljito.
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I have one named after me, as well.
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Why does Nelson think
that I am a drug addict?
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Can you go explain to him that you
are the addict and I am the black one?
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All right, guys. My work here is done.
You guys are set for a great party.
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- What?
- You're not leaving!
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We don't know anything about
hosting a party like this.
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Yeah, we're no classier
than we were five days ago.
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You guys, I gotta go. My
actual children need me, okay?
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The text chain is still
alive if you need anything.
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Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle Sol.
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Bye-bye, sweetheart. Thank you.
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Frankie, are you ready to go out?
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Yeah.
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- See. This-this is part of the
problem. - What, I shouldn't eat?
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No. It's your outfit. Stand up.
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Well, there's a few crumbs.
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Yeah, turn around. Here's the thing,
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you can't start a new life in old clothes.
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How am I going to steal the
garnish dispenser from the bar?
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We've already got two.
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You have a waist and hips!
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And... Let me just see here now.
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And... even breasts!
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Look at those girls! Welcome to the world.
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- Oh, my Lord, sexy and gorgeous!
- I'm not arguing.
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Let me get that beautiful
hair up off your neck,
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and oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears!
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- I do?
- Yes!
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- Let's go.
- No, you can't go in chip clips.
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That's just a demonstration.
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- I'm going to dress you tonight.
- Oh, no!
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- Oh! You have to say yes.
- Oh, heavens to Betsy and back!
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- You're right.
- Yeah.
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- Well then, yes.
- Oh, this is going to be fun!
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Oh, but if you're gonna
dress me, I'm gonna dress you!
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Uh-oh, this is gonna be fun!
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- Oh, we look fabulous.
- I feel ridiculous.
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Well, I'm going with it. I
love this antigravity bra.
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- Cleavage.
- I can't believe I'm not wearing a bra!
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- Jiggly, right?
- And a tee shirt at night.
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The only thing I hate are these shoes.
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- Do you get used to the pain?
- No.
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There's the sign.
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- This is the place you picked?
- I haven't been here since forever.
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It's dark, it's dirty, it's got
urine-soaked sawdust on the floor.
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Ew.
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This is where I got in
my first knife fight.
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- Oh, nice!
- Oh, no.
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Wasn't the Evite for this party
a picture of a cowboy's ass?
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You figure there'd be at least one
game of pin the junk on the hunk.
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Well, maybe there's going to be a stripper.
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Maybe he's already here.
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I hope not.
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Hey.
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Hey, did you guys know that
the Fab Faux are in town?
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You ever seen them? It's uncanny!
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- No.
- No.
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No?
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Did you get the annual tote bag
from the California Bar Association?
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It's... it's blue this year.
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- No.
- No.
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I got a "we're sorry we missed
you" slip from the UPS guy.
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Maybe it was that.
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Maybe.
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Should totally follow up.
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Did you hear that rain last night?
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We had tickets for Barbra Streisand.
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So did we.
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But this is fun, too.
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It sounds like retirement
is suiting you just fine, Nelson.
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I can't complain. I do,
but I shouldn't.
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You have to come to Utah.
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We'd love to.
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What?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Out on the ranch, it's
mostly skiing and hunting.
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I'm not sure if that's your kind of thing.
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Oh, no. I love shooting deers in the face.
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Deer, dear.
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That's what I said, dear.
232
00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:13,823
This is the worst party I've ever
been to, and I was at Jonestown.
233
00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,790
Okay. Two things.
234
00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:25,543
This party blows, and did you
know that Charlie was at Jonestown?
235
00:13:25,627 --> 00:13:28,755
Oh, my God, do we have some of that
punch, because this party is awful.
236
00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:30,590
- We've got to do something!
- I know.
237
00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:33,676
- God. Dad looks miserable.
- What do we do? What do we do?
238
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,220
- What do we do?
- I have no idea.
239
00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:42,811
- Maybe if I drink more, I will care less.
- I wouldn't know anything about that.
240
00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:46,689
- I'm gonna have one of these Robertritas.
- That's a Sol... jito.
241
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:51,319
Doesn't matter. It's workin'.
242
00:13:52,528 --> 00:13:55,907
Hey, Brianna. It's
Coyote. I need your help.
243
00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:59,119
It's Coyote Bergstein. Stop
laughing! That's never funny.
244
00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:06,168
Doesn't even smell bad.
245
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,503
I know! It's a little noisy, though.
246
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,587
Who's from Boise?
247
00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:12,799
No one. Oh, look!
248
00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:15,635
The bar has those little
hooks for our purses.
249
00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,345
Yeah, they must have added them.
250
00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:19,014
Cool outfit.
251
00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:21,599
- Oh, thank you.
- Go away. You're fake.
252
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:24,019
- You're all fake!
- Frankie.
253
00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:27,730
This place used to be
filled with real dirtbags.
254
00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:30,399
Now it's filled with fake dirtbags.
255
00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:33,153
Look. Look at this artisanal cocktail menu.
256
00:14:33,236 --> 00:14:37,073
I'm feeling really crushed by
the evils of gentrification.
257
00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:42,829
I used to dance on this bar in my
bare feet, periodically topless.
258
00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:45,748
- What's this?
- Two whiskey flights.
259
00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:46,875
We didn't order those.
260
00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:51,129
- Oh, brother.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
261
00:14:51,213 --> 00:14:54,674
- Oh, that's very pretentious.
- Frankie!
262
00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:57,677
But I do like whiskey and
since I have to say yes...
263
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,180
- So, that's a yes?
- That's a yes.
264
00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:12,192
Great. Now they think I
have alien hand syndrome.
265
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:14,903
It's a thing, look it up!
266
00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:18,990
Come on.
267
00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:25,705
There you go!
268
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:35,298
Number three here is definitely
worse than number two.
269
00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:39,761
I'm sorry. Was there a joke in there?
270
00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:41,387
Hey, can I get you guys anything?
271
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:43,723
- Oh, you again.
- Frankie, are you hungry?
272
00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:46,559
- I am, actually.
- Grace, get the duck sliders.
273
00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:49,271
- They're amazing.
- But it's Frankie that's hungry.
274
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:50,980
She doesn't eat.
275
00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:56,152
But you must have a few bites
of this deeply fried calamari.
276
00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:58,446
Say yes. Let me hear you say it.
277
00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,073
Yes.
278
00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:04,702
Ah, you're going to love the
rabbit stew. Extra rabbit.
279
00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,955
- Say yes.
- Yes.
280
00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:09,249
We'll share the duck sliders
and the quail, please.
281
00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:12,210
- Can I get you another flight?
- No, no, no. I'll get her flight.
282
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:15,630
Guys, guys, please. Don't
fight over getting me nothing.
283
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:21,219
I do have a
boyfriend, but Frankie is single.
284
00:16:21,303 --> 00:16:23,012
- Oh, my God.
- Well, good for you.
285
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:26,266
- Is it serious with this guy?
- It's getting there.
286
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:29,644
- He told me he loved me.
- Oh, he's a lucky fella.
287
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,688
- Excuse me. Guy told you he loved you?
- That you hear.
288
00:16:32,772 --> 00:16:34,607
- When?
- Last week.
289
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,151
Why didn't you tell me?
290
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:38,444
You were having a rough time.
291
00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,488
So what does that have to do with anything?
292
00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:43,950
- I didn't want to make you feel bad.
- Like not telling me does.
293
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:52,541
? And the spear goes through the
meatball Till it hits the... plate! ?
294
00:16:55,878 --> 00:16:57,630
Hey, crazy.
295
00:16:57,713 --> 00:17:00,466
Oh. Thank God you're here.
296
00:17:00,549 --> 00:17:02,802
Wait, where's all the stuff?
297
00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:06,264
I thought you said you were going to save
the party with a bunch of penis stuff.
298
00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:09,600
Boys-a-rama was closed,
but it's all taken care of.
299
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:12,228
- Oh, okay.
- Look outside.
300
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,773
- What? Look out here?
- Yeah, yeah.
301
00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:24,907
Holy shit!
302
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,829
I think that we may have over-corrected.
303
00:17:29,912 --> 00:17:32,248
No! What? It's great!
304
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:36,460
It's just like a mechanical
bull, but, you know, a dick.
305
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:37,545
Yes, I get it.
306
00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:40,965
Okay, well, you talk so slow,
sometimes I think you're dumb.
307
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:43,968
I'm just worried about...
308
00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:46,012
Good God! What
is that on the lawn?
309
00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:48,056
That. Worried about that.
310
00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:58,274
There's a giant schmeckle out there.
311
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:01,652
Hey, so that I can tell Carlos,
are you guys gonna want the saddle
312
00:18:01,736 --> 00:18:03,196
or you wanna ride it bareback?
313
00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:06,366
- Get that thing off the lawn!
- Yeah, get that thing off the lawn!
314
00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:09,535
And do it fast before Mrs. Applebaum
across the street has a heart attack.
315
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:13,081
- Oh, and like that would be a huge loss.
- Look, guys, it's a party.
316
00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:14,999
We just wanted you guys to have some fun.
317
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,211
Twister is fun. Trivial Pursuit can be fun.
318
00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:21,714
This is mortifying! Can anyone
at least go out and cover it up?
319
00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,091
I'll cover it up.
320
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:25,927
Bud's gonna cover it up. I'm Bud.
321
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,554
Good. Good man. Come, quickly.
322
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:31,724
Come, quickly. Good man
yourself. Come on, quickly.
323
00:18:31,807 --> 00:18:34,810
Get out there. That's it.
Good man yourself. Good.
324
00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:36,479
All right.
325
00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:38,564
Bud is here.
326
00:18:40,316 --> 00:18:43,778
Everything is fine. No one is upset.
327
00:18:44,779 --> 00:18:46,197
Whoa!
328
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,201
I'm Bud.
329
00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:54,038
Ho!
330
00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:05,383
I got it.
331
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,551
It's covered. I got it covered.
332
00:19:08,261 --> 00:19:09,345
I'm stuck.
333
00:19:10,513 --> 00:19:13,308
Whoa-oh! Whoa...
334
00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:20,482
It's not covered.
335
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:23,985
It looks like a dead
petting zoo on this table.
336
00:19:25,987 --> 00:19:30,533
Okay, guys. Would you mind
getting us a couple more flyers?
337
00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,285
- Flight.
- Absolutely.
338
00:19:32,368 --> 00:19:35,330
Whatever. Okay, Frankie, enough.
339
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:38,791
I didn't tell you about Guy because...
340
00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:41,210
I was afraid I would make you
feel worse than you already do.
341
00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:43,421
I was just trying to protect your feelings.
342
00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:46,215
That's so insulting. You
don't have to manage me.
343
00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:49,760
I'm not managing anything. I just
want you to have a good time tonight.
344
00:19:49,844 --> 00:19:53,097
I'm not your project. I
have a right to be down.
345
00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:54,974
I have a right to try to cheer you up.
346
00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:57,768
You don't understand.
Everything's changing.
347
00:19:57,852 --> 00:20:01,564
Even this stupid bar. Whiskey flights.
348
00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,607
You think you know a bar
and it's there for you,
349
00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:08,112
but suddenly it's not there for
you. It's under new management.
350
00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:11,449
It's moving on without you.
351
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:12,867
Everything's changing.
352
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:18,831
I know, I know things are changing,
but maybe not as much as you think.
353
00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:22,585
- What do you mean?
- You can still dance on this bar.
354
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:26,630
Come on. Don't you want to
do it, just a little bit?
355
00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:29,633
I know I'm supposed to
say yes, but watch my head.
356
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,927
No, come on. I'll do it with you.
357
00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:33,221
- No, you won't.
- Yes, I will.
358
00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:36,807
Can someone please help me
get onto the bar, please?
359
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:40,353
Oh.
360
00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:44,065
Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this without her.
361
00:20:58,246 --> 00:21:00,956
- Whoa! Don't bump me!
- Maybe you just don't have any rhythm.
362
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,835
You stop right there. Reverse
psychology usually doesn't work on me,
363
00:21:04,919 --> 00:21:06,670
but I'm feeling vulnerable.
364
00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:08,297
Well, dance it out.
365
00:21:08,381 --> 00:21:10,299
I am dancing it.
366
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:13,469
Excuse me, ma'ams. You're
going to have to get down.
367
00:21:13,553 --> 00:21:15,513
I am getting down!
368
00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:19,183
Yo, go girl, yeah, yeah!
369
00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,323
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
370
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:51,466
Whoo!
371
00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:55,761
You are not welcome here!
372
00:21:55,844 --> 00:21:58,889
Oh, now that I can say yes to!
373
00:21:58,973 --> 00:22:02,017
- We got kicked out of that bar!
- Oh, we did!
374
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:05,187
We got roughed up! Like
a couple of hellions.
375
00:22:05,271 --> 00:22:08,149
- You were so bad ass!
- Thank you!
376
00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:09,567
No, no. When someone says that,
377
00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:11,944
you have to say, "That's
right, motherfucker."
378
00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:14,572
That's right, motherfucker.
379
00:22:14,656 --> 00:22:17,074
We'll work on it.
380
00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:19,452
More juice, Carlos. I'm a big boy.
381
00:22:19,535 --> 00:22:21,663
Whoa!
382
00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:23,372
Mr. Peterson, you're on deck.
383
00:22:24,748 --> 00:22:26,501
Have a little dignity!
384
00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:28,794
Nelson, wait. I'm sorry the
party devolved into this.
385
00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:31,506
It was never our intention to offend.
386
00:22:33,132 --> 00:22:35,926
Good God! Is there another way out of here?
387
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,762
Fine, we'll take you out the
back, but just to be clear,
388
00:22:38,846 --> 00:22:41,807
we have the right to
celebrate any way that we want.
389
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:43,559
Is that what you think?
390
00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:46,020
The kids thought we'd think it was fun.
391
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,605
They didn't mean any harm.
392
00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:49,940
You know, Robert, you and I go a ways back.
393
00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:51,233
Yes, we do.
394
00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:54,696
And I have to admit every once in a
while, I began to wonder about you.
395
00:22:54,778 --> 00:22:58,115
The pocket squares, always humming opera,
396
00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,784
the beautiful wife you never
paid that much attention to.
397
00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:04,413
Then I heard about you
and Sol and I thought,
398
00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:07,709
the less I know about that the better.
399
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:11,504
But I came tonight
because I am your friend,
400
00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:13,506
and then what do you do?
401
00:23:13,589 --> 00:23:15,591
You throw your lifestyle in my face.
402
00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:18,927
I don't have a problem
with you being a homosexual,
403
00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:22,097
but when did you become such a faggot?
404
00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:26,519
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! He's not worth it.
405
00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:28,730
You're right.
406
00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:31,857
And you're just lucky that that faggot
407
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,276
stopped this faggot from
putting you on your ass.
408
00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:37,446
You can go out the front door,
409
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:42,326
but you might want to stop for
a picture with the giant phallus.
410
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,873
I'm sorry, Sol. You were right about him.
411
00:23:47,956 --> 00:23:51,711
- You almost hit a man in our foyer.
- I know.
412
00:23:52,587 --> 00:23:56,465
You are so hot right now!
413
00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:02,930
Do you want to go outside?
414
00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:06,350
- Oh, God, no!
- Whew, neither do I.
415
00:24:06,434 --> 00:24:08,436
I'll call Mrs. Applebaum.
416
00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:10,772
I'll offer to walk her dog for a month.
417
00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:13,941
- It might take two.
- This turned into a good party.
418
00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:16,527
I know we parked it on the street.
419
00:24:16,611 --> 00:24:19,905
It was near another street, and
there was a black car nearby.
420
00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:21,156
Wasn't it silver?
421
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,827
- Black or silver, it was...
- Where are you going?
422
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,996
- I'm gonna talk to that man.
- He's homeless.
423
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,749
He can still talk.
424
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,169
Excuse me. Have you seen a Leaf?
425
00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:38,800
I see lots of leafs. I
also saw your car get towed.
426
00:24:38,882 --> 00:24:42,428
- Oh.
- Oh, okay. Thanks.
427
00:24:44,012 --> 00:24:47,600
The good news is I know
exactly where the tow lot is.
428
00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:51,813
The bad news, I have so
much weed in that car.
429
00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:53,773
- We'll call a cab.
- Okay.
430
00:24:53,856 --> 00:24:57,610
Oh.
431
00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,822
- You're gonna sit down there?
- Yeah.
432
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:08,871
So how did this say yes night measure up?
433
00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:13,000
Grace, we got kicked out of a bar.
434
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,544
My Leaf got towed.
435
00:25:15,628 --> 00:25:18,213
That immediately puts it in the top five.
436
00:25:19,757 --> 00:25:23,511
- So you're feeling a little better?
- I do.
437
00:25:23,594 --> 00:25:25,596
But I'm tired.
438
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,557
Would you tickle my arm?
439
00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:34,438
- When does say yes end?
- When we get home.
440
00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:36,732
Then yes.
441
00:25:45,783 --> 00:25:49,119
You know, thinking of you in that bar,
442
00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:52,790
there was some serious shimmying went down.
443
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:59,129
- We should do it again sometime.
- Mmm, that's nice of you to say.
444
00:25:59,213 --> 00:26:04,844
I know you have Guy, so... I get it.
445
00:26:04,927 --> 00:26:07,304
By the by, I'm happy for you.
446
00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:11,392
I didn't say it back.
447
00:26:11,475 --> 00:26:12,894
What?
448
00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:15,103
When Guy told me he was
falling in love with me,
449
00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:18,399
I didn't say... anything.
450
00:26:18,482 --> 00:26:20,902
- Oh.
- Yeah.
451
00:26:20,984 --> 00:26:24,279
- That's big.
- I know.
452
00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:25,740
What are you going to do?
453
00:26:27,408 --> 00:26:30,035
I don't know.
454
00:26:40,629 --> 00:26:43,591
When's that cab gonna get here?
455
00:26:43,674 --> 00:26:45,718
After we call it.
456
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:48,930
Oh.
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