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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,908 --> 00:00:48,662 Day seven of moving on from Sol. 2 00:00:48,745 --> 00:00:54,084 I'm going it alone. I'm not responding to texts, emails, or calls. 3 00:00:54,168 --> 00:00:58,005 Today he sent me a photo of a Corgi wedding, 4 00:00:58,088 --> 00:00:59,756 but I did not write back. 5 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,428 In truth, I had to suppress a powerful urge to text him back 6 00:01:04,511 --> 00:01:08,974 that Corgis are the preferred mode of transportation for woodland faeries, 7 00:01:09,058 --> 00:01:13,645 so I practiced my laughter yoga which I will demonstrate now. 8 00:01:13,729 --> 00:01:16,690 Ho ho. Ha ha ha. 9 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:19,193 I gained another pound today, 10 00:01:19,276 --> 00:01:22,029 but I think it's a pound of knowledge. 11 00:01:22,112 --> 00:01:25,657 Ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 12 00:01:25,741 --> 00:01:28,452 I'm now ready for today's big step. 13 00:01:28,535 --> 00:01:32,622 It will be hard, and I should have a nurturing friend nearby, 14 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:35,418 but Grace, of course, is out with Guy. 15 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,754 This is the unbroken circle, 16 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:42,925 or the thing that has no beginning and no end, or some other shit like that, 17 00:01:43,008 --> 00:01:47,637 but today its life on my finger is coming to an end. 18 00:01:57,106 --> 00:01:59,442 Finger, there, be free. Be free. 19 00:01:59,524 --> 00:02:01,235 Be free. 20 00:02:01,318 --> 00:02:04,196 Excuse me, you're ringing. I must get you. 21 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,282 - Hi, honey. - Sorry I haven't called back. 22 00:02:06,365 --> 00:02:09,493 It's been really crazy. And double sorry, I only have a minute. 23 00:02:09,576 --> 00:02:13,330 Pull out your Beatle wig. The Fab Faux are in town Saturday. 24 00:02:13,414 --> 00:02:18,127 - I know how you love their Ringo. - Aw, you're killin' me, Mom. I can't. 25 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:21,171 - We're throwing Dad's bachelor party. - Oh, right. 26 00:02:21,255 --> 00:02:22,756 I'm really sorry, Mom, 27 00:02:22,839 --> 00:02:23,840 and I'll make it up to you 28 00:02:23,924 --> 00:02:26,343 next time Candace Joplin is in town, but I have to go. 29 00:02:26,427 --> 00:02:29,179 I have to go, too. I'm having a party right now. 30 00:02:29,263 --> 00:02:31,432 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there with the dip. 31 00:02:31,515 --> 00:02:33,934 Where's Kevin? Hey, Kevin! 32 00:02:45,279 --> 00:02:48,573 Last time we came here for brunch, you basically threw a bagel at us. 33 00:02:48,657 --> 00:02:52,453 Today there's pumpkin pancakes and syrup in pitchers. What's up? 34 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:54,579 What? We're officially a family now. 35 00:02:54,663 --> 00:02:57,624 Yeah. We just want our sisters to enjoy a nice breakfast. 36 00:02:57,707 --> 00:02:58,792 What do you want? 37 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:04,047 What we want is for you to eat and enjoy and... 38 00:03:04,131 --> 00:03:06,758 - Help us throw our dads' bachelor party. - Ah. 39 00:03:06,842 --> 00:03:09,636 Well, first of all, isn't that more of a best man thing? 40 00:03:09,719 --> 00:03:12,055 We're having a little trouble realizing their vision. 41 00:03:12,139 --> 00:03:13,640 They want classy and elegant, 42 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:16,477 turns out we don't know as much about that as we thought. 43 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,188 To be fair, we never thought we knew that much. 44 00:03:19,271 --> 00:03:21,690 It's a bachelor party, it's not supposed to be classy and elegant. 45 00:03:21,773 --> 00:03:23,233 It's supposed to be crass and tacky. 46 00:03:23,317 --> 00:03:25,486 - That's what I said! - It's not what they want. 47 00:03:25,569 --> 00:03:28,989 So we're going to give them classy and elegant... with your help. 48 00:03:29,072 --> 00:03:32,617 It's easy. We have one signature cocktail, three passed appetizers, 49 00:03:32,701 --> 00:03:34,786 prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, turkey meatballs, 50 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:37,122 maybe those little tea cups with the matzo ball soup. 51 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:40,125 That's two references to balls. They'll think we're making a joke. 52 00:03:40,209 --> 00:03:42,002 - When is this party again? - Saturday. 53 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:45,881 Ah, are you fucking insane? We can't throw a party in less than a week. 54 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:47,841 - We can't do it! - Martha... Martha... 55 00:03:47,924 --> 00:03:50,553 It's gonna be okay. Guys, you can't do this to her, 56 00:03:50,635 --> 00:03:54,890 and first of all, I think you do want to make a joke about balls. 57 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,226 I mean, it's a bachelor party, but they're gay men, 58 00:03:57,309 --> 00:04:02,231 so it should be like a wild bachelorette thing with penises and balls 59 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:05,650 and party games where you're pinning penises onto balls. 60 00:04:05,734 --> 00:04:07,736 - Yes, yes, yes, yes! - But we can't do that. 61 00:04:07,819 --> 00:04:10,113 They said they wanted a party that reflects who they are. 62 00:04:10,197 --> 00:04:12,782 Of course, they could have told us that before I sent out the Evite 63 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:14,326 with a cowboy in assless chaps. 64 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:16,912 - See, now that's a party I will go to. - We will help you. 65 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,582 - I am so busy. - I will help you. 66 00:04:19,664 --> 00:04:20,499 Thank you. 67 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,833 But first we need to make a list. 68 00:04:21,917 --> 00:04:24,628 Before that we need to make a list of all the lists that we need to make. 69 00:04:24,711 --> 00:04:27,005 - I'm gonna put us all in a group text. - Can I just say, 70 00:04:27,089 --> 00:04:29,216 this is a fairly elegant spread. 71 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:31,510 Yeah, well, we paid our neighbor to cook it for us. 72 00:04:31,594 --> 00:04:33,011 You may want to look out for cat hair. 73 00:04:33,095 --> 00:04:35,764 - Got a piece on it right there, actually. - Oh, God! Get it. 74 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,403 - What are your plans for tonight? - Oh, not much. 75 00:04:49,486 --> 00:04:53,240 I thought about crocheting myself a noose, 76 00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:56,034 but I can't decide on purple or pink. 77 00:04:56,118 --> 00:04:57,702 So you're not feeling better. 78 00:04:57,786 --> 00:05:01,706 No, I was coming out of my psycho-physical Sol withdrawal, 79 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:04,501 - but then with tonight... - Is this about the bachelor party? 80 00:05:04,585 --> 00:05:07,212 No. I'm happy those fuckers are gonna have a good time. 81 00:05:07,296 --> 00:05:10,507 Oh... I hate seeing you like this. 82 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:14,595 - Then go out. - No. Come on. Let's do something fun. 83 00:05:14,678 --> 00:05:19,766 No, no. Don't worry about me. Just go pick up Guy at the airport or something. 84 00:05:19,849 --> 00:05:23,270 He's a grown man. I'll tell him to take a cab home. 85 00:05:23,353 --> 00:05:25,939 You are in need of some serious cheering up. 86 00:05:26,022 --> 00:05:29,025 I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. 87 00:05:29,109 --> 00:05:32,904 It's an honest down, and since you're so up, 88 00:05:32,988 --> 00:05:35,115 there's a homeostatic balance. 89 00:05:35,198 --> 00:05:37,117 Come on, Frankie, what do you want to do? 90 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,953 I don't know. Nap. 91 00:05:40,036 --> 00:05:41,913 Tweet a sad haiku. 92 00:05:41,997 --> 00:05:45,208 You like to liberate the lobsters from the tank at the Food Giant. 93 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:48,920 Ah, the fish guy knows me. My picture's next to the shrimp. 94 00:05:49,004 --> 00:05:51,465 Okay. You want to go to the art museum and touch the paintings? 95 00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:56,011 - I did that last week. - I'll do anything. I'll drink beer! 96 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,846 - I'll wear a hat! - A funny hat? 97 00:05:57,929 --> 00:06:02,267 - A funny hat. - I always like a good say yes night. 98 00:06:02,351 --> 00:06:03,810 Remind me again what that is. 99 00:06:03,893 --> 00:06:08,148 You go out and you say "yes" to everything, all night. 100 00:06:08,231 --> 00:06:10,859 There's no "no" until it's over. 101 00:06:10,942 --> 00:06:12,486 Sounds lengthy. 102 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:16,906 You know, say yes takes you places you've never been. 103 00:06:16,990 --> 00:06:21,119 One time Sol and I ended up buying a Del Taco franchise. 104 00:06:21,203 --> 00:06:22,245 How did that happen? 105 00:06:22,329 --> 00:06:25,582 A guy asked us, "Do you want to buy a Del Taco franchise?" 106 00:06:25,666 --> 00:06:27,959 We had to say yes. 107 00:06:28,043 --> 00:06:30,045 Well, we'll stay away from that guy. 108 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,589 You know, just thinking about it cheers me up a little bit. 109 00:06:32,673 --> 00:06:35,050 - There you go. - Let's do it. 110 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,468 All right! 111 00:06:36,552 --> 00:06:39,804 ? And the spear goes through the meatball Till it hits the plate ? 112 00:06:43,892 --> 00:06:45,728 - Good boy. - These Soljitos are great, 113 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:48,480 but those Robertritas... Satan's work. 114 00:06:48,564 --> 00:06:50,774 Mm, the secret is the jalape�o tequila. 115 00:06:50,857 --> 00:06:53,569 Okay. Don't pour too many. These are presentational. 116 00:06:53,652 --> 00:06:55,904 We can serve the real ones when people get here. 117 00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:58,615 What the fuck?! Someone's here? 118 00:06:58,699 --> 00:07:01,451 Seriously... you've got to bring it way down. 119 00:07:01,535 --> 00:07:03,245 I'll get it! 120 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:08,667 No, I wanna get it. I love parties! 121 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,503 - Nelson. - Nelson! 122 00:07:11,587 --> 00:07:13,672 - Nelson? - I can't believe it. 123 00:07:13,756 --> 00:07:17,175 You came all the way from Utah. I am so tickled! 124 00:07:17,259 --> 00:07:19,219 You know me, Robert. I like a good party. 125 00:07:21,555 --> 00:07:24,182 Well, you're welcome. Let me take your coat. Can I get you a drink? 126 00:07:24,266 --> 00:07:25,726 - A scotch would be great. - Okay. 127 00:07:25,809 --> 00:07:28,437 Actually, we have Soljitos and Robertritas, 128 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,649 but those are just presentational. Come, I'll make you a new one. 129 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:35,318 Follow that handsome young man. 130 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:36,986 And you're welcome. 131 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:40,115 Why is Nelson Queller here? He wasn't on the list we gave the boys. 132 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:43,868 Well, I know, but we were emailing, and I felt bad, so I invited him. 133 00:07:43,952 --> 00:07:46,037 Look, I didn't think he would even come. 134 00:07:46,121 --> 00:07:49,291 - You know how I feel about that man. - All right, but he's been good to us. 135 00:07:49,374 --> 00:07:51,501 Remember, he took us under his wing at the firm. 136 00:07:51,585 --> 00:07:52,961 No. He took you under his wing. 137 00:07:53,044 --> 00:07:57,215 He still thinks I'm the hippie Jew with the black son and the communist wife. 138 00:07:57,299 --> 00:07:59,301 What about your drug-addict son... Nothing? 139 00:07:59,384 --> 00:08:02,137 - Ha. - Look, Nelson's not a bad guy. 140 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,514 I mean, didn't he come all this way just for us? 141 00:08:04,598 --> 00:08:06,391 He's not the person you think. 142 00:08:06,475 --> 00:08:10,729 Wait a minute. Is Nelson why you didn't want any ribaldry tonight? 143 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:12,773 We both didn't want it. It's not our style. 144 00:08:12,856 --> 00:08:15,233 No, it's not, but with Nelson coming, 145 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:17,861 it's a good thing our party is squeaky clean. 146 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:19,655 - What's your point? - My point is 147 00:08:19,738 --> 00:08:22,741 I'm suddenly in the mood for a penis balloon. 148 00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:25,452 No. You're just saying that because you can't have one. 149 00:08:27,329 --> 00:08:29,164 Maybe you're right. 150 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:32,626 It's our party, and nothing's going to bother me. 151 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:36,546 I have a drink named after me. I'm going to get a Soljito. 152 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,965 I have one named after me, as well. 153 00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:41,217 Why does Nelson think that I am a drug addict? 154 00:08:41,301 --> 00:08:45,764 Can you go explain to him that you are the addict and I am the black one? 155 00:08:46,723 --> 00:08:49,976 All right, guys. My work here is done. You guys are set for a great party. 156 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,269 - What? - You're not leaving! 157 00:08:51,353 --> 00:08:54,230 We don't know anything about hosting a party like this. 158 00:08:54,314 --> 00:08:56,817 Yeah, we're no classier than we were five days ago. 159 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:00,195 You guys, I gotta go. My actual children need me, okay? 160 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,531 The text chain is still alive if you need anything. 161 00:09:02,614 --> 00:09:04,032 Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle Sol. 162 00:09:04,115 --> 00:09:06,409 Bye-bye, sweetheart. Thank you. 163 00:09:09,954 --> 00:09:12,040 Frankie, are you ready to go out? 164 00:09:12,123 --> 00:09:13,249 Yeah. 165 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:19,464 - See. This-this is part of the problem. - What, I shouldn't eat? 166 00:09:19,548 --> 00:09:21,341 No. It's your outfit. Stand up. 167 00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:23,593 Well, there's a few crumbs. 168 00:09:25,094 --> 00:09:27,138 Yeah, turn around. Here's the thing, 169 00:09:27,222 --> 00:09:30,392 you can't start a new life in old clothes. 170 00:09:30,475 --> 00:09:33,353 How am I going to steal the garnish dispenser from the bar? 171 00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:35,689 We've already got two. 172 00:09:35,772 --> 00:09:38,608 You have a waist and hips! 173 00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:42,571 And... Let me just see here now. 174 00:09:43,572 --> 00:09:46,616 And... even breasts! 175 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:49,452 Look at those girls! Welcome to the world. 176 00:09:49,536 --> 00:09:52,581 - Oh, my Lord, sexy and gorgeous! - I'm not arguing. 177 00:09:52,664 --> 00:09:55,876 Let me get that beautiful hair up off your neck, 178 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:59,254 and oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears! 179 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,714 - I do? - Yes! 180 00:10:00,797 --> 00:10:04,008 - Let's go. - No, you can't go in chip clips. 181 00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:06,135 That's just a demonstration. 182 00:10:09,305 --> 00:10:11,391 - I'm going to dress you tonight. - Oh, no! 183 00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:15,353 - Oh! You have to say yes. - Oh, heavens to Betsy and back! 184 00:10:15,437 --> 00:10:16,813 - You're right. - Yeah. 185 00:10:16,897 --> 00:10:18,899 - Well then, yes. - Oh, this is going to be fun! 186 00:10:18,982 --> 00:10:22,527 Oh, but if you're gonna dress me, I'm gonna dress you! 187 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,947 Uh-oh, this is gonna be fun! 188 00:10:27,407 --> 00:10:31,745 - Oh, we look fabulous. - I feel ridiculous. 189 00:10:31,828 --> 00:10:35,248 Well, I'm going with it. I love this antigravity bra. 190 00:10:35,331 --> 00:10:38,627 - Cleavage. - I can't believe I'm not wearing a bra! 191 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:41,880 - Jiggly, right? - And a tee shirt at night. 192 00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:43,840 The only thing I hate are these shoes. 193 00:10:43,924 --> 00:10:46,509 - Do you get used to the pain? - No. 194 00:10:46,593 --> 00:10:48,261 There's the sign. 195 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,807 - This is the place you picked? - I haven't been here since forever. 196 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:56,227 It's dark, it's dirty, it's got urine-soaked sawdust on the floor. 197 00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:58,354 Ew. 198 00:10:58,438 --> 00:11:01,232 This is where I got in my first knife fight. 199 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,871 - Oh, nice! - Oh, no. 200 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:24,422 Wasn't the Evite for this party a picture of a cowboy's ass? 201 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:27,592 You figure there'd be at least one game of pin the junk on the hunk. 202 00:11:27,676 --> 00:11:30,428 Well, maybe there's going to be a stripper. 203 00:11:31,596 --> 00:11:33,849 Maybe he's already here. 204 00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:35,809 I hope not. 205 00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:45,318 Hey. 206 00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:48,989 Hey, did you guys know that the Fab Faux are in town? 207 00:11:49,072 --> 00:11:52,367 You ever seen them? It's uncanny! 208 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,660 - No. - No. 209 00:11:53,743 --> 00:11:55,411 No? 210 00:11:58,373 --> 00:12:01,877 Did you get the annual tote bag from the California Bar Association? 211 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,546 It's... it's blue this year. 212 00:12:04,629 --> 00:12:06,422 - No. - No. 213 00:12:06,506 --> 00:12:11,135 I got a "we're sorry we missed you" slip from the UPS guy. 214 00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:12,303 Maybe it was that. 215 00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:14,180 Maybe. 216 00:12:14,263 --> 00:12:16,349 Should totally follow up. 217 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,772 Did you hear that rain last night? 218 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,357 We had tickets for Barbra Streisand. 219 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,942 So did we. 220 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,778 But this is fun, too. 221 00:12:36,912 --> 00:12:40,082 It sounds like retirement is suiting you just fine, Nelson. 222 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:44,252 I can't complain. I do, but I shouldn't. 223 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:46,088 You have to come to Utah. 224 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,505 We'd love to. 225 00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:49,382 What? 226 00:12:49,465 --> 00:12:51,843 Oh, yeah, sure. 227 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:57,099 Out on the ranch, it's mostly skiing and hunting. 228 00:12:57,181 --> 00:12:59,350 I'm not sure if that's your kind of thing. 229 00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:01,561 Oh, no. I love shooting deers in the face. 230 00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,606 Deer, dear. 231 00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:07,483 That's what I said, dear. 232 00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:13,823 This is the worst party I've ever been to, and I was at Jonestown. 233 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,790 Okay. Two things. 234 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:25,543 This party blows, and did you know that Charlie was at Jonestown? 235 00:13:25,627 --> 00:13:28,755 Oh, my God, do we have some of that punch, because this party is awful. 236 00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:30,590 - We've got to do something! - I know. 237 00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:33,676 - God. Dad looks miserable. - What do we do? What do we do? 238 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,220 - What do we do? - I have no idea. 239 00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:42,811 - Maybe if I drink more, I will care less. - I wouldn't know anything about that. 240 00:13:42,894 --> 00:13:46,689 - I'm gonna have one of these Robertritas. - That's a Sol... jito. 241 00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:51,319 Doesn't matter. It's workin'. 242 00:13:52,528 --> 00:13:55,907 Hey, Brianna. It's Coyote. I need your help. 243 00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:59,119 It's Coyote Bergstein. Stop laughing! That's never funny. 244 00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:06,168 Doesn't even smell bad. 245 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,503 I know! It's a little noisy, though. 246 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,587 Who's from Boise? 247 00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:12,799 No one. Oh, look! 248 00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:15,635 The bar has those little hooks for our purses. 249 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:17,345 Yeah, they must have added them. 250 00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:19,014 Cool outfit. 251 00:14:19,097 --> 00:14:21,599 - Oh, thank you. - Go away. You're fake. 252 00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:24,019 - You're all fake! - Frankie. 253 00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:27,730 This place used to be filled with real dirtbags. 254 00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:30,399 Now it's filled with fake dirtbags. 255 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:33,153 Look. Look at this artisanal cocktail menu. 256 00:14:33,236 --> 00:14:37,073 I'm feeling really crushed by the evils of gentrification. 257 00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:42,829 I used to dance on this bar in my bare feet, periodically topless. 258 00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:45,748 - What's this? - Two whiskey flights. 259 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:46,875 We didn't order those. 260 00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:51,129 - Oh, brother. - Oh, that's so sweet. 261 00:14:51,213 --> 00:14:54,674 - Oh, that's very pretentious. - Frankie! 262 00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:57,677 But I do like whiskey and since I have to say yes... 263 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,180 - So, that's a yes? - That's a yes. 264 00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:12,192 Great. Now they think I have alien hand syndrome. 265 00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:14,903 It's a thing, look it up! 266 00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:18,990 Come on. 267 00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:25,705 There you go! 268 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:35,298 Number three here is definitely worse than number two. 269 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:39,761 I'm sorry. Was there a joke in there? 270 00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:41,387 Hey, can I get you guys anything? 271 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:43,723 - Oh, you again. - Frankie, are you hungry? 272 00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:46,559 - I am, actually. - Grace, get the duck sliders. 273 00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:49,271 - They're amazing. - But it's Frankie that's hungry. 274 00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:50,980 She doesn't eat. 275 00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:56,152 But you must have a few bites of this deeply fried calamari. 276 00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:58,446 Say yes. Let me hear you say it. 277 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,073 Yes. 278 00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:04,702 Ah, you're going to love the rabbit stew. Extra rabbit. 279 00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,955 - Say yes. - Yes. 280 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:09,249 We'll share the duck sliders and the quail, please. 281 00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:12,210 - Can I get you another flight? - No, no, no. I'll get her flight. 282 00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:15,630 Guys, guys, please. Don't fight over getting me nothing. 283 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:21,219 I do have a boyfriend, but Frankie is single. 284 00:16:21,303 --> 00:16:23,012 - Oh, my God. - Well, good for you. 285 00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:26,266 - Is it serious with this guy? - It's getting there. 286 00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:29,644 - He told me he loved me. - Oh, he's a lucky fella. 287 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,688 - Excuse me. Guy told you he loved you? - That you hear. 288 00:16:32,772 --> 00:16:34,607 - When? - Last week. 289 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,151 Why didn't you tell me? 290 00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:38,444 You were having a rough time. 291 00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:40,488 So what does that have to do with anything? 292 00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:43,950 - I didn't want to make you feel bad. - Like not telling me does. 293 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:52,541 ? And the spear goes through the meatball Till it hits the... plate! ? 294 00:16:55,878 --> 00:16:57,630 Hey, crazy. 295 00:16:57,713 --> 00:17:00,466 Oh. Thank God you're here. 296 00:17:00,549 --> 00:17:02,802 Wait, where's all the stuff? 297 00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:06,264 I thought you said you were going to save the party with a bunch of penis stuff. 298 00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:09,600 Boys-a-rama was closed, but it's all taken care of. 299 00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:12,228 - Oh, okay. - Look outside. 300 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,773 - What? Look out here? - Yeah, yeah. 301 00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:24,907 Holy shit! 302 00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,829 I think that we may have over-corrected. 303 00:17:29,912 --> 00:17:32,248 No! What? It's great! 304 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:36,460 It's just like a mechanical bull, but, you know, a dick. 305 00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:37,545 Yes, I get it. 306 00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:40,965 Okay, well, you talk so slow, sometimes I think you're dumb. 307 00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:43,968 I'm just worried about... 308 00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:46,012 Good God! What is that on the lawn? 309 00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:48,056 That. Worried about that. 310 00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:58,274 There's a giant schmeckle out there. 311 00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:01,652 Hey, so that I can tell Carlos, are you guys gonna want the saddle 312 00:18:01,736 --> 00:18:03,196 or you wanna ride it bareback? 313 00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:06,366 - Get that thing off the lawn! - Yeah, get that thing off the lawn! 314 00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:09,535 And do it fast before Mrs. Applebaum across the street has a heart attack. 315 00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:13,081 - Oh, and like that would be a huge loss. - Look, guys, it's a party. 316 00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:14,999 We just wanted you guys to have some fun. 317 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,211 Twister is fun. Trivial Pursuit can be fun. 318 00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:21,714 This is mortifying! Can anyone at least go out and cover it up? 319 00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,091 I'll cover it up. 320 00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:25,927 Bud's gonna cover it up. I'm Bud. 321 00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,554 Good. Good man. Come, quickly. 322 00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:31,724 Come, quickly. Good man yourself. Come on, quickly. 323 00:18:31,807 --> 00:18:34,810 Get out there. That's it. Good man yourself. Good. 324 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:36,479 All right. 325 00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:38,564 Bud is here. 326 00:18:40,316 --> 00:18:43,778 Everything is fine. No one is upset. 327 00:18:44,779 --> 00:18:46,197 Whoa! 328 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,201 I'm Bud. 329 00:18:52,578 --> 00:18:54,038 Ho! 330 00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:05,383 I got it. 331 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,551 It's covered. I got it covered. 332 00:19:08,261 --> 00:19:09,345 I'm stuck. 333 00:19:10,513 --> 00:19:13,308 Whoa-oh! Whoa... 334 00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:20,482 It's not covered. 335 00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:23,985 It looks like a dead petting zoo on this table. 336 00:19:25,987 --> 00:19:30,533 Okay, guys. Would you mind getting us a couple more flyers? 337 00:19:30,616 --> 00:19:32,285 - Flight. - Absolutely. 338 00:19:32,368 --> 00:19:35,330 Whatever. Okay, Frankie, enough. 339 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:38,791 I didn't tell you about Guy because... 340 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:41,210 I was afraid I would make you feel worse than you already do. 341 00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:43,421 I was just trying to protect your feelings. 342 00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:46,215 That's so insulting. You don't have to manage me. 343 00:19:46,299 --> 00:19:49,760 I'm not managing anything. I just want you to have a good time tonight. 344 00:19:49,844 --> 00:19:53,097 I'm not your project. I have a right to be down. 345 00:19:53,181 --> 00:19:54,974 I have a right to try to cheer you up. 346 00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:57,768 You don't understand. Everything's changing. 347 00:19:57,852 --> 00:20:01,564 Even this stupid bar. Whiskey flights. 348 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,607 You think you know a bar and it's there for you, 349 00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:08,112 but suddenly it's not there for you. It's under new management. 350 00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:11,449 It's moving on without you. 351 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:12,867 Everything's changing. 352 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:18,831 I know, I know things are changing, but maybe not as much as you think. 353 00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:22,585 - What do you mean? - You can still dance on this bar. 354 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:26,630 Come on. Don't you want to do it, just a little bit? 355 00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:29,633 I know I'm supposed to say yes, but watch my head. 356 00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,927 No, come on. I'll do it with you. 357 00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:33,221 - No, you won't. - Yes, I will. 358 00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:36,807 Can someone please help me get onto the bar, please? 359 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:40,353 Oh. 360 00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:44,065 Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I can't do this without her. 361 00:20:58,246 --> 00:21:00,956 - Whoa! Don't bump me! - Maybe you just don't have any rhythm. 362 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,835 You stop right there. Reverse psychology usually doesn't work on me, 363 00:21:04,919 --> 00:21:06,670 but I'm feeling vulnerable. 364 00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:08,297 Well, dance it out. 365 00:21:08,381 --> 00:21:10,299 I am dancing it. 366 00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:13,469 Excuse me, ma'ams. You're going to have to get down. 367 00:21:13,553 --> 00:21:15,513 I am getting down! 368 00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:19,183 Yo, go girl, yeah, yeah! 369 00:21:32,572 --> 00:21:34,323 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 370 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:51,466 Whoo! 371 00:21:54,093 --> 00:21:55,761 You are not welcome here! 372 00:21:55,844 --> 00:21:58,889 Oh, now that I can say yes to! 373 00:21:58,973 --> 00:22:02,017 - We got kicked out of that bar! - Oh, we did! 374 00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:05,187 We got roughed up! Like a couple of hellions. 375 00:22:05,271 --> 00:22:08,149 - You were so bad ass! - Thank you! 376 00:22:08,232 --> 00:22:09,567 No, no. When someone says that, 377 00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:11,944 you have to say, "That's right, motherfucker." 378 00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:14,572 That's right, motherfucker. 379 00:22:14,656 --> 00:22:17,074 We'll work on it. 380 00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:19,452 More juice, Carlos. I'm a big boy. 381 00:22:19,535 --> 00:22:21,663 Whoa! 382 00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:23,372 Mr. Peterson, you're on deck. 383 00:22:24,748 --> 00:22:26,501 Have a little dignity! 384 00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:28,794 Nelson, wait. I'm sorry the party devolved into this. 385 00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:31,506 It was never our intention to offend. 386 00:22:33,132 --> 00:22:35,926 Good God! Is there another way out of here? 387 00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,762 Fine, we'll take you out the back, but just to be clear, 388 00:22:38,846 --> 00:22:41,807 we have the right to celebrate any way that we want. 389 00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:43,559 Is that what you think? 390 00:22:43,643 --> 00:22:46,020 The kids thought we'd think it was fun. 391 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,605 They didn't mean any harm. 392 00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:49,940 You know, Robert, you and I go a ways back. 393 00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:51,233 Yes, we do. 394 00:22:51,317 --> 00:22:54,696 And I have to admit every once in a while, I began to wonder about you. 395 00:22:54,778 --> 00:22:58,115 The pocket squares, always humming opera, 396 00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,784 the beautiful wife you never paid that much attention to. 397 00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:04,413 Then I heard about you and Sol and I thought, 398 00:23:04,497 --> 00:23:07,709 the less I know about that the better. 399 00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:11,504 But I came tonight because I am your friend, 400 00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:13,506 and then what do you do? 401 00:23:13,589 --> 00:23:15,591 You throw your lifestyle in my face. 402 00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:18,927 I don't have a problem with you being a homosexual, 403 00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:22,097 but when did you become such a faggot? 404 00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:26,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! He's not worth it. 405 00:23:27,687 --> 00:23:28,730 You're right. 406 00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:31,857 And you're just lucky that that faggot 407 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:34,276 stopped this faggot from putting you on your ass. 408 00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:37,446 You can go out the front door, 409 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:42,326 but you might want to stop for a picture with the giant phallus. 410 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,873 I'm sorry, Sol. You were right about him. 411 00:23:47,956 --> 00:23:51,711 - You almost hit a man in our foyer. - I know. 412 00:23:52,587 --> 00:23:56,465 You are so hot right now! 413 00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:02,930 Do you want to go outside? 414 00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:06,350 - Oh, God, no! - Whew, neither do I. 415 00:24:06,434 --> 00:24:08,436 I'll call Mrs. Applebaum. 416 00:24:08,519 --> 00:24:10,772 I'll offer to walk her dog for a month. 417 00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:13,941 - It might take two. - This turned into a good party. 418 00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:16,527 I know we parked it on the street. 419 00:24:16,611 --> 00:24:19,905 It was near another street, and there was a black car nearby. 420 00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:21,156 Wasn't it silver? 421 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,827 - Black or silver, it was... - Where are you going? 422 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:27,996 - I'm gonna talk to that man. - He's homeless. 423 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,749 He can still talk. 424 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,169 Excuse me. Have you seen a Leaf? 425 00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:38,800 I see lots of leafs. I also saw your car get towed. 426 00:24:38,882 --> 00:24:42,428 - Oh. - Oh, okay. Thanks. 427 00:24:44,012 --> 00:24:47,600 The good news is I know exactly where the tow lot is. 428 00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:51,813 The bad news, I have so much weed in that car. 429 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:53,773 - We'll call a cab. - Okay. 430 00:24:53,856 --> 00:24:57,610 Oh. 431 00:24:57,693 --> 00:25:00,822 - You're gonna sit down there? - Yeah. 432 00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:08,871 So how did this say yes night measure up? 433 00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:13,000 Grace, we got kicked out of a bar. 434 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,544 My Leaf got towed. 435 00:25:15,628 --> 00:25:18,213 That immediately puts it in the top five. 436 00:25:19,757 --> 00:25:23,511 - So you're feeling a little better? - I do. 437 00:25:23,594 --> 00:25:25,596 But I'm tired. 438 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,557 Would you tickle my arm? 439 00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:34,438 - When does say yes end? - When we get home. 440 00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:36,732 Then yes. 441 00:25:45,783 --> 00:25:49,119 You know, thinking of you in that bar, 442 00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:52,790 there was some serious shimmying went down. 443 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:59,129 - We should do it again sometime. - Mmm, that's nice of you to say. 444 00:25:59,213 --> 00:26:04,844 I know you have Guy, so... I get it. 445 00:26:04,927 --> 00:26:07,304 By the by, I'm happy for you. 446 00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:11,392 I didn't say it back. 447 00:26:11,475 --> 00:26:12,894 What? 448 00:26:12,976 --> 00:26:15,103 When Guy told me he was falling in love with me, 449 00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:18,399 I didn't say... anything. 450 00:26:18,482 --> 00:26:20,902 - Oh. - Yeah. 451 00:26:20,984 --> 00:26:24,279 - That's big. - I know. 452 00:26:24,363 --> 00:26:25,740 What are you going to do? 453 00:26:27,408 --> 00:26:30,035 I don't know. 454 00:26:40,629 --> 00:26:43,591 When's that cab gonna get here? 455 00:26:43,674 --> 00:26:45,718 After we call it. 456 00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:48,930 Oh. 36514

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