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Hello and welcome to Top Gear.
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On tonight's show, we've got big
trucks, tiny tanks and a flying car.
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That's right, you heard me,
a flying car.
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But first, let's talk about McLaren,
OK?
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They used to be really good at
making F1 cars go really fast.
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Nowadays, not so much.
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Sorry, Fernando.
But as Chris will explain,
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all that victory champagne
they haven't been drinking
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has left them very clear-headed
for thinking up supercars.
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This is the McLaren 720S.
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It costs over �200,000,
which is proper supercar money.
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And you have to admit, it
looks like a proper supercar, too.
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MOTOR REVS
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Sculptured...
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..theatrical,
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everything a supercar should be.
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But the first thing that hits you
about the 720 is how unsupercar-y
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it feels out on the road.
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It's polite.
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It's easy to drive.
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That might sound weird
because it costs 200 grand,
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so it really ought to, right?
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But most supercars aren't polite
and they aren't easy to drive.
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For starters,
there's the visibility.
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I mean, in most supercars,
you feel like you've been kidnapped
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in a particularly cramped postbox.
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But not the 720.
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In here, it's light and airy,
glassy.
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And as for the ride, well,
that's not very supercar-y either.
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Now, traditionally,
to make a supercar go round
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a track without ending up
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on its roof on fire, it had to have
super stiff suspension.
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But that meant that driving it on
a lumpy road like this was about
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as comfortable as, I don't know,
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mistaking your contact lens solution
for chilli oil.
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But the 720S is anything
but traditional.
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Its cross-linked
hydraulic suspension
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is the result
of a five-year PhD project
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at the University of Cambridge.
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Seriously, doctors of suspension.
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And those doctors clearly know their
stuff because driving this thing
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in its slackest mode,
the ride is so good.
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It's so comfortable, so supple.
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It's like witchcraft!
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Good Lord!
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Fast!
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There's more cutting-edge design
in the pared back bodywork.
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Those gaping headlights might look
a bit Skeletor,
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but they also act as air intakes.
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Likewise, the doors,
which are double-skinned,
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creating hidden channels that
draw cold air into the engine.
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The result is a car that is twice
as aerodynamically efficient
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as the old 650S it replaces.
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It's all very clever.
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But cleverness doesn't make
a supercar.
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What makes a supercar is going
really, really fast.
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This is Portimao.
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One of Europe's finest racetracks.
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And one with a special place
in my heart...
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because back when I was still living
on the internet,
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I came here with the three fastest
road cars ever made.
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The Porsche 918 Spider.
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The LaFerrari.
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And the McLaren P1.
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This, then, is the perfect place
to test extreme speed.
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Right, then, it's got 720 horsepower
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from a twin turbo V8, back there,
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and it weighs about 1,400kg,
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which is the same as a Golf.
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Should be quite rapid, then.
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That is mighty fast!
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Quicker than I'd expected.
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McLaren claims 0-60 in 2.9 seconds.
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Four seconds later,
it's doing 120mph.
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Top speed - 212!
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And the handling, well, it's flat,
it's grippy, it's accurate.
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It really is very, very sharp.
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Racing-car like.
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It's animal. It's a proper animal.
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Now, when you need a break from
going really fast facing forward,
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the 720S has something called
variable drift control.
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This lets you select
your preferred drift angle,
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and the car will take care
of the rest.
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The other, less sophisticated,
method is to turn all of that...
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..off.
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Woohoo!
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How good is that?!
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HE CHUCKLES
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I have to say, I've driven
some pretty serious machinery
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around this track, and this thing
feels about as quick as any of them.
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Which is why I've invited along
a special guest.
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You see, a few years ago when I got
those three cars together,
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it was that one that went fastest
of all. The McLaren P1.
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�800,000.
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900 horsepower.
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And quicker around this track than
the LaFerrari and the 918 Spider.
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So, the question is, just how close
can the 720S get
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to its big brother,
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the reigning champion?
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Well, to find out,
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obviously I need to lap
the P1 again.
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I'm selfless like that.
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So, same conditions for both cars,
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one flying lap, here goes.
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I'm all ends up.
That's all the braking I've got.
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Can I get it through?
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Good Lord!
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So much flatter and stiffer
after the 720.
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It's got power.
It's completely addictive.
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You can't believe that the new car
can get anywhere near to it.
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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It's slammed onto the deck,
200 horsepower more than the 720S,
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it's got everything more.
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Just so violent.
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Pin your ears back and feel
that 900 horsepower!
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Oh!
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Yeah.
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It doesn't get much better
than that for me.
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OK, the time for the P1
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was 1:54.07.
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1:54.07.
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OK, so,
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I think that is a good time,
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and I struggle to see
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how the 720 can get
anywhere near it.
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So, 1:54.07.
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I mean, that's mighty fast
around here.
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Yes, hyper-car fast.
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Make no mistake, to even get
within sight of the P1,
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the 720S has its work cut out.
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I mean, it does feel faintly
ridiculous to even think
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that this relatively normal
series production car
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can get anywhere near it.
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All right, let's start to push.
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Brake hard into turn one.
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Don't overcook it.
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Get on the gas early,
use all the kerb.
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Get out of the corner.
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Full power.
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The P1 bludgeons it down
the straights.
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But this is closer than I expected.
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God, that's lairy.
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This is crucial now.
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I'm flat now. I'm flat now.
It feels wrong to be flat there.
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Over the line.
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You can do it. You can do it.
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There we go.
Right, let's have a look.
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What's it done?
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So, the P1 did 1:54.07.
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I know it monsters this
in a straight line,
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but this feels so good.
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So, can I have the lap time, please?
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The 720 did it in a 1:55.20.
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1:55.20, so half a second off.
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So, it was half a second slower.
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That's remarkable!
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Do half a second on your stopwatch.
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Get your watch and go bang, bang,
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and look at how long half a second
is.
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Remember, the P1 is �600,000
more expensive than this car.
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Imagine going to the bank manager
and saying, "Can I borrow 600 grand,
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"please, so I can go
half a second quicker?"
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I think I'd just save the cash.
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The 720S is the next stage
of supercar evolution,
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a step forward so great
that it's difficult to make sense of
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in conventional terms.
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Now, in the world of computers,
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there's something called Moore's law
which observes that every two years,
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the power of a microchip doubles.
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Moore's law is why
your new smartphone
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is so much better
than your last one.
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And the 720S, well,
it's Moore's law for fast.
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Now, I know �200,000
is an awful lot of money.
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But look at it another way -
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in just four years, the cost of
going McLaren P1 fast has quartered.
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That makes this 720S
a complete bargain.
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A brilliant British bargain.
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- Well done. - What a car.
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Incredible stuff. Incredible stuff.
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Decent driving as well.
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I'm sorry? Earlier,
you said it was great driving.
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Well, I don't want to give you
too much of a big head.
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Listen, this film raises a couple of
big issues,
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so we should start with
the biggest. This.
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What's going on here?
You've got race gloves.
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- Mm-hm. - Race helmet.
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- Mm-hm. - T-shirt. - It was hot.
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- It was hot? - It was hot.
- I'm thinking safety.
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If you have a big fiery crash,
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your hands will be fine,
but your arms will melt.
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We'll have to attach your hands
to your helmet.
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Can we just get back to the point of
the film, please, Rory?
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Yeah, which was that
the more powerful,
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more expensive car was faster
than the cheaper, less powerful car.
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- Ground-breaking. - Come on.
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It was only a tiny bit slower.
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It really is stupidly quick.
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OK, I've worked it out -
at this rate of progress, OK,
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in two years' time,
a car this fast will be 100 grand.
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OK? Four years after that, 25 grand.
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- Mm-hm. - In a decade,
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you'll be able to go McLaren P1 fast
for about five grand.
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It's basic maths, Rory.
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- I like that maths. - Now,
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this is normally the bit where
we'd hand over the 720S to the Stig
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to find out how fast it goes
around our test track.
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But it's just too cold out there
today to get any temperature
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into those tyres, and we want
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to give McLaren a fair crack
of the whip,
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so we're going to invite it back
later in the year,
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and we'll also get
the Ferrari FXX-K from last year
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and maybe the Bugatti Chiron, too.
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Watch this space.
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Now, for some cars that don't care
about the weather, off-roaders,
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and I don't mean this...
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I don't even know what this is.
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No, I'm talking nimble stuff to get
you deep into the wilderness,
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way off the beaten path deep,
bugs in your teeth,
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never recover the bodies deep,
like, deep, OK?
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There's a whole world of off-road
toys out there,
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so I've rounded up some of the best
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and headed to the woods in America
for a little camping trip.
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COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS
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Welcome to backcountry.
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If you're going to do a job,
do it right,
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and this is how you do camping.
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The Ford F-650 super truck.
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Six tonnes and 28ft
of go-anywhere vehicle,
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plus 28ft of trailer full
of go-anywhere vehicles.
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I've got everything I need for
a little weekend in the woods.
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There's just one small...
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..bald thing left to pack.
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Look at that, that's cool.
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I've got a whistle on my clip.
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HE WHISTLES
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And there he is.
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KLAXON BLARES
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You're kidding me.
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I shouldn't have expected anything
less, should I, really?
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There you are.
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What is that?!
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This is the Ford F-650
super truck.
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I'm speechless. It's massive.
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What's in the trailer?
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Well, that's a surprise.
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A couple of goodies for us.
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Come on, hop in.
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Oh, look at the step!
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What's this? What is all that?
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That's my camping equipment.
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This is... Look how high it is
off the ground!
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It's great, isn't it?
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- What a vehicle. - Is it nice, or what?
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- What's it got for a motor?
Come on. - Oh, a big one.
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It's got a caterpillar C-7.
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330 horse, 850 lb-ft of torque.
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How much money for this?
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About �175,000.
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- What?! - Yeah. - 175 grand?!
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Yeah. Guess how much fuel it holds.
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- I've no idea. - 800 litres.
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So, it's over a grand
to fill up in the UK.
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Wow.
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But we weren't in the UK.
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We were in the US...
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..heading towards the vast
mountainous wilderness
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of the Shasta-Trinity
National Forest.
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By the way, what are you wearing?
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My outdoor clothing.
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We're in Northern California.
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It gets cold at night. Snakes,
poison oak, they've got bear,
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black bear, brown bear.
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OK. Are there any known cases
of human beings defending themselves
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against grizzly bear attacks using
one of Swiss army's smaller knives?
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That will serve you best
if you use it to slit
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your own throat before the bear gets
to you.
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This felt like a good opportunity to
tell Chris that, to help us test our
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off-road toys, I had planned
an exciting little project.
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Now, in these woods
is something very special,
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and we are going to go and find it.
282
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You and I are going to go
and find Bigfoot.
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- HE LAUGHS
Yeah! - No, what?!
284
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,240
You and I are going to go find
Bigfoot.
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00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,720
We're going to go and find something
that doesn't exist?
286
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,000
No, no, no, no, he exists.
287
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What do you mean, he exists?
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He exists. This is where
that Patterson film was shot,
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that original footage that you see,
you know,
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when he's looking back over his
shoulder. That was around here.
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00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,400
Oh, the grainy footage of the bloke
dressed as a gorilla?
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No, no, OK, first...
OK, he's not a gorilla.
293
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He's an ape-like, humanlike beast
that lives in these woods.
294
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You've brought me here
under false pretences.
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- We're going camping. - Yes.
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And we're going to test
these off-road toys,
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and we're going to test these
off-road toys in the process
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of looking - and finding - Bigfoot.
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00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,360
You've lost it, mate.
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I haven't lost it at all.
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Go ahead, ask somebody.
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00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,920
So, as we arrived in the sprawling
metropolis of...Hayfork,
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that's exactly what I did.
304
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,360
I've been brought here to look
for something called Bigfoot.
305
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,800
I can't hear you. What?
306
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,920
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
307
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,920
- Yeah. - You believe in Bigfoot?
308
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,320
- Yeah. - Find another one.
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00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,480
OK, she looks less mad.
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00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,560
Excuse me, madam. Bigfoot,
have you ever seen a Bigfoot?
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00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,920
No, I've never seen him,
but I know he's out there.
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You know he's out...
You KNOW he's out there?
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00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,200
- Oh, yes, he's out there.
- Thank you, and have a nice day.
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00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,240
Thank you!
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00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,880
He's brought me here
to find Bigfoot.
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00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,600
That's a possibility.
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00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,600
- I'm sorry? - The last time I've seen
a footprint was back in '96,
318
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,800
but, you know, it doesn't mean
he's not still here.
319
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,440
So, you believe that
there's something out there.
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00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,360
Has to be. Where else would
the footprint come from?
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00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,640
How can you say he's not out there?
322
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,960
I can't say for sure
what's out there,
323
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,720
and I can't say for sure what's not
out there.
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00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,600
- But that doesn't... - OK, period,
full-stop. - But that doesn't support
325
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,680
your belief that there's
an 8ft gorilla out there.
326
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,720
He's not a... He's not a gorilla.
327
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,160
OK? Can we please stop referring
to him as a gorilla?
328
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,480
This is madness.
329
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,720
Look at that view.
330
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:39,440
Come on! Now, you look over there
in those woods.
331
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,480
They just go on and on and on.
332
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,680
Look how dense it is.
333
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,960
There could be something hiding,
you'd never know it was there.
334
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,440
There's parts of this forest
where man has not been.
335
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,080
- I mean, there's no...
- I know what you're going to say.
336
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,120
- What? - But just because it's a large
area doesn't mean that that could
337
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,200
support an entire population
of 8ft gorillas.
338
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,000
ANGRY: They're not gorillas!
339
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:16,040
Many slightly frosty miles later,
we arrived at our destination.
340
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,280
Unsure of what lay ahead of us
and what, if anything,
341
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,600
might be hiding in the woods we
decided to set up camp,
342
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,160
which in my case
was the work of a moment.
343
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,880
Look at that.
344
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,840
What is that?
345
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,760
That is my self-erecting tent.
346
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,680
That is genius British engineering
there.
347
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,360
- You know there's mountain lions
out here? - Yeah?
348
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,680
So, in that, you're basically
a human burrito, OK?
349
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,640
You think about that. Here,
350
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,760
I got you some clothes
and some books on Bigfoot,
351
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,760
so you can brush up
on your knowledge, huh?
352
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,440
- We're going to find him.
- Books on Bigfoot? - Yeah.
353
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,840
Oh, for crying out loud.
354
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,240
What absolute rubbish.
355
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,920
Now, this is absolute rubbish!
356
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,000
Here we go.
Matt will find this irritating.
357
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,520
It has actually got a strand
that links it to the gorilla.
358
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:19,800
Also the lemur, an animal
only found on Madagascar,
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00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,080
which has never been in contact
with this continent.
360
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,640
Oh, it's just rubbish.
Absolute rubbish.
361
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:34,240
But sadly, not quite as rubbish as
the clothes Matt had found for me.
362
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,680
What have you done
with these trousers?
363
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,200
- How do they fit? Good?
- No, they fit terribly.
364
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,240
- Oh. Did you grow? - What's that?
365
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,160
That?
366
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,600
- That's your Bigfoot Patrol patch.
- Why don't you have one?
367
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,000
Well, because I'm the sheriff,
368
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,760
you're the deputy.
You wear the patch.
369
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,160
- Oh, my God. - Where are you going?
Where are you going?
370
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,560
Sensing a slight lack of motivation
in Chris,
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00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,480
it was time to inject some
enthusiasm and open up the toy box.
372
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,440
Huh?
373
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,440
THEY LAUGH
374
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,240
Total arsehole!
375
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,360
What is that?
376
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,520
It's called the SHERP.
377
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,920
It comes from Russia.
378
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,840
It was designed for workers in their
gear to access inaccessible terrain.
379
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,960
Huh? Which is perfect for us because
now it will take us and our gear out
380
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,120
to where Bigfoot is.
381
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,440
It's like a Tonka toy
with 747 wheels on it.
382
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,280
- It's awesome. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's great. - How do I get in?
383
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,320
Right here.
384
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,200
- Really? - Yeah.
385
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,880
- Watch your head. - Oh, yes.
386
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,800
- Huh? - Look at this.
387
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,840
How great is that?
388
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,400
Costs about �90,000,
and I know that sounds like a lot
389
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,200
for an off-road toy,
but you do get a lot of...
390
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,880
..what, tyre for your money.
391
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,160
Is the steering wheel extra?
392
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,360
Yeah, no steering wheel.
It's like a skid steer.
393
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,520
You steer it with these.
Right brake brakes the right wheels,
394
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,160
left brake brakes the left wheels.
395
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,080
- Right, come on, let's go. - All right.
396
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,480
- Not the tent! - INNOCENTLY: What?
397
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:38,000
Eager to do some exploring,
we headed deeper into the woods.
398
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,760
Yes, baby!
399
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:49,000
And honed from over 20 years'
experience on the Siberian tundra,
400
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,840
the SHERP is the perfect vehicle
for the job.
401
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,240
Robust, reliable,
402
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,880
with a reassuringly Russian attitude
to comfort.
403
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,320
What's the suspension?
404
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,480
Well, there really
isn't a suspension.
405
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,000
Suspension is basically the sidewall
of the tyre.
406
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,680
44 horsepower.
407
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,280
44 horsepower?
408
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,120
- Yeah. - Dude, I've got a Peugeot
hatchback with more power than that!
409
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,120
Yeah, but can your Peugeot
hatchback do this?
410
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,960
CHRIS LAUGHS
411
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,400
That is impressive.
412
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,840
- That's pretty cool.
- That's impressive.
413
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:31,400
True to its promise, the SHERP had
taken us a very long way off-road.
414
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:36,080
But just when I thought we were back
to making a motoring show...
415
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,000
OK, this is a good spot here.
416
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,560
- Good spot for what? - I'm going to
hang up some meat,
417
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,000
set some traps, huh?
418
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,520
I'm sorry?
419
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,360
Hold that.
420
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,000
- Doughnuts? What's that?
- Hold this. - What is that? - Hold it.
421
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,360
It's meat. Where's your knife?
422
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,440
These two trees right here,
does that look good?
423
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,520
I was there when Matt LeBlanc
finally lost his mind.
424
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,040
No.
425
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,720
What are you...?
426
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,760
Seriously?
427
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,560
You know what this is?
428
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,080
This is a trail camera.
429
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,680
It's got a motion sensor in it.
430
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,560
When Bigfoot walks by, takes a bite
of meat, we get a picture,
431
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,120
we buy an island, we retire.
432
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,920
You know, people say,
"I'm going to look for him here,
433
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,400
"I'm going to look for him there,
434
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,640
but we're looking for him
right where he's going to be.
435
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,040
On the subject of meat, hunters -
this country's full of people
436
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,320
with guns and stuff
that go and shoot stuff.
437
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,080
- Yeah. - Why has no-one ever shot
a Bigfoot?
438
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,880
- They've shot a grizzly bear, haven't
they? - Yeah. - And a black bear.
439
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,280
You know, that's a good question.
440
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,760
I think, and this
is just my opinion,
441
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,840
I think it's because,
let's say you're out hunting
442
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,280
and you see a Bigfoot,
and many hunters have seen a Bigfoot
443
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,880
and there's stories those guys will
tell where they see him,
444
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,720
they've got
their finger on the trigger,
445
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,480
they've got them in the sights,
and they just...
446
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,440
Cos it has this man-like quality...
447
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,040
..they can't pull the trigger.
448
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,840
Also, could be that
you don't believe it.
449
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,720
Is it a guy in a suit?
450
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,200
I don't know. Is it a hoax?
451
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,920
I don't know. Pull the trigger,
you shoot a guy in a suit.
452
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,000
You shoot a guy in a suit,
you're in trouble.
453
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,280
That's murder.
Nobody wants to be a murderer.
454
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,600
And do you really want to be the one
that shot Bigfoot?
455
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,920
I want to be the one that has a beer
with Bigfoot.
456
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,840
Increasingly worried where this was
all heading, I needed a distraction.
457
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,920
Oh, it just goes anywhere.
458
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,320
Here, look at this rock.
Go right over it.
459
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,560
One wheel or two wheels up it?
460
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,200
I think one wheel up, one wheel off.
461
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,400
- OK. - If you don't hear that big bang,
we're good.
462
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400
BANG!
463
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,160
You know the unstoppable SHERP?
464
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,160
- Yeah. - I think I just stopped it.
465
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,680
Fortunately, it's a
lot lighter than it looks.
466
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,920
MATT CHUCKLES
467
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,960
So, if you've got an angry
half-Italian with you,
468
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,200
it'll go anywhere!
469
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,520
Just as I thought we'd found some
common ground in the intrepid SHERP,
470
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,440
though, the voices in Matt's head
piped up AGAIN.
471
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,320
All right, shut her down.
472
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,760
What have you got in there?
473
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,280
All right, I've got pheromones
and another trail camera.
474
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,040
- Pheromones? - Yeah.
475
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,960
Pheromones. Bigfoot
is going to get a whiff of this,
476
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,880
and he - or she - is going
to say,
477
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,800
"What is that amazing smell?"
478
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,480
And come running to the party.
479
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,120
Come on, here, spread a little of
that around.
480
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,440
Enter my territory?
481
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,200
- Yeah. - For real? - That's for real.
482
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,440
OK, now I'll set the camera, huh,
comes running in,
483
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,080
he's all excited, and we got him.
484
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,280
Come on, let's go. I'm still driving
because this thing is so cool.
485
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,640
Yeah, but you haven't seen
the SHERP's coolest trick yet.
486
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,240
- What? - You know what that is?
487
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,520
- What is it? - It drifts.
- No, it doesn't.
488
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,200
- Yes, it does. - With 44 horsepower,
no, it doesn't.
489
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,600
It drifts, I'm telling you.
490
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,640
See, drifting.
491
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,480
It's not quite what I had in mind,
but very cool.
492
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,160
- Have you seen him yet?
- No, not yet.
493
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,880
Have you seen him yet?
494
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,360
No, I haven't seen him yet.
495
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,880
When I see him, believe me,
you'll be the first to know.
496
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:36,920
OK.
497
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,680
- What about now? - Shut up!
498
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,720
I've had enough of this.
This is just ridiculous.
499
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,720
What exactly are you going to do
if you spot a Bigfoot?
500
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,720
And it's a massive if.
501
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,360
When we see him, you're going to gun
it full speed at the bank
502
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,120
- and I'm going to get the rope.
- Gun it?
503
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,840
What's the maximum speed
of the SHERP?
504
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,880
- In the water? - Yeah.
- I don't really know.
505
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,640
Let's open it up and find out.
506
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,520
And immediately...there
was a problem.
507
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,960
This is full speed?
508
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,960
I think we're going to need
something much faster.
509
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,120
OK. Back to camp?
510
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,560
Yeah.
511
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,200
So, we headed for dry land.
512
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,160
- I love this moment.
- This is the good bit.
513
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,960
And back at Bigfoot HQ...
514
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,360
..we ditched the SHERP
and Matt revealed the next phase
515
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,640
of Operation
Find An Imaginary Creature.
516
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,960
- Ooh. - Ooh.
517
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,000
- Huh? - Now, they are cool.
518
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,720
OK, phase two, motocross bikes,
519
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,000
but not just your normal motocross
bikes,
520
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,240
these are Alta Redshifts.
521
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,320
These are awesome.
I've heard about these.
522
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,920
Yeah, they're supposed to be great,
and they're pure electric,
523
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,120
so they're quiet, stealthy,
524
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,360
just what we need for sneaking up
on Bigfoot, huh?
525
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,440
Now, which one do you want,
the white or the yellow?
526
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,080
- I'd really like... - You take
the white one, that's a good choice.
527
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,600
All right, now, we've done
the Bigfoot groundwork.
528
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,720
Now we need to get up
to higher ground.
529
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,200
- Why? - Do you want to ride the bikes,
yes or no?
530
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,240
Yes.
531
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,600
So, now Matt wanted us to climb
the nearest mountain.
532
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,720
Still, could be worse.
533
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,600
This is so much fun!
534
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,440
And it's so fast!
535
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,440
Whoa-ho-ho!
536
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,560
With backing from some of Tesla's
guys who, let's face it,
537
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,600
know a thing or two about making
electric stuff go fast,
538
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,720
Alta has been quietly taking
the motocross world by storm.
539
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,760
Normally, I just hate the fact
that there's no petrol engine,
540
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,520
but in this I just don't miss it.
541
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,640
I don't either,
I've got to be honest.
542
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,040
And if you're a total novice like
me, you don't have to use the gears.
543
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,080
Yeah, there's no clutch, no nothing.
544
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,800
Super, super smooth.
545
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,840
I love it.
546
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,520
But the cutting edge
of two-wheeled off-roading...
547
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,560
That's outrageous!
548
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,000
..does come at a premium.
549
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,240
It's a little pricey
for a dirt bike.
550
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,880
12 grand.
551
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,280
For the technology,
12 grand seems like good value.
552
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Without a doubt, this is the most
impressive thing I've been on or in
553
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,880
that has an electric motor.
554
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,920
It's magnificent.
555
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,320
And it's so quiet.
556
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,280
Oh, what a thing!
557
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,280
What a way to save the planet.
558
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,840
This is definitely the future.
559
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,320
I'm blown away at the performance,
I've got to say.
560
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,920
But then...
561
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,080
Whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop!
562
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,920
..from the sublime to...
563
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,680
That could be Bigfoot poop.
564
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,800
Oh, come on!
565
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm telling you, totally could be.
566
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,240
He's walking along here.
567
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,760
It's got all kinds of nuts.
568
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,400
It looks like human food in it.
569
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,600
Don't see any doughnut.
570
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,000
Oh, really?
571
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
MATT SNIFFS
572
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,400
- It smells like - BLEEP.
573
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,440
CHRIS LAUGHS
574
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,920
Can we just get to the top of
wherever we're going, please?
575
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,800
All right. All right, I'll tell you
what, hotshot, I'll race you.
576
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,400
First one to the top wins.
577
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,680
- Ready? - Yeah. - Go!
578
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,840
The race was on,
but straight away...I had a problem.
579
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,080
Matt.
580
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,000
He really is a bit handy
at this whole biking thing.
581
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,760
Stop hitting me with rocks!
582
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,440
- Sorry. - I'm nothing like as good
as him.
583
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,320
But I've got two things on my side.
584
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,800
One, sanity.
585
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,760
Two, guile.
586
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,080
I can feel a short cut
coming on here.
587
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,480
But the trouble with short cuts
is...
588
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,080
Where do we go here?
589
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,760
..there's usually a good reason
590
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,640
why they aren't just called
"the way".
591
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,280
Oh, this is a nightmare.
592
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,640
Where is he?
593
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,480
Where is he? Where is he?
594
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,120
There he is!
595
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,480
Where did he come from?
596
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,840
I've got to stay ahead of him.
597
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,360
I've got to stay ahead of him.
I can't hear him.
598
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,880
I'm right behind you!
599
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,480
Right, I've just got to stay
in front of him for as long
600
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,360
as possible, haven't I?
601
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,600
Oh, he's not looking
where he's going!
602
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,120
Oh, I've gone wide here!
603
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,160
Oh! Through,
on the back wheel as well!
604
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:57,320
- I got him! I got him!
- You cheeky sod!
605
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,760
Oh, the dust isn't good.
606
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,920
Now I can't see anything.
607
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,560
- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - I see the top.
608
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,200
Where's he gone?
609
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,240
Where do you... Oh, it's up here.
610
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,040
Please have fallen off.
Please have fallen off.
611
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,280
No, he's not fallen off.
612
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,320
Hey!
613
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,200
- Oh! - Excellent!
614
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,080
- With a pro dismount at the top! - Yes!
615
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,200
We'd made it to the top
of the mountain.
616
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,440
And as the sun set on our first day
in the forest, there was just one
617
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,840
important job left to do.
618
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,120
Yes,
we were going to talk to Bigfoot.
619
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,080
HE HOLLERS
620
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,720
OK, you have a go.
621
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,880
- I'm sorry? - Give it a try.
622
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,240
- Really? - Yeah.
623
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,120
HE HOLLERS
624
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,680
Nice.
625
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,720
There sure are a lot of places
for Bigfoot to hide out there.
626
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,280
What would you do
if you saw a Bigfoot?
627
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,240
Well, I guess it depends
what kind of mood he was in.
628
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,320
- He's angry. - Well, I guess
I'd run like hell.
629
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,120
Yeah, but it says here,
in your Bigfoot field guide,
630
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,800
that you have no chance whatsoever
631
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,800
of outrunning an adult male Bigfoot.
632
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,040
Who said I had to outrun Bigfoot?
633
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,440
I only have to outrun you.
634
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,440
Oh, dear.
635
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,840
And we'll pick up that utter
insanity later in the show.
636
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,080
Oh, OK. Now it is time to put a star
in our reasonably fast car.
637
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,600
He's an award-winning comedian,
638
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,880
he's the star of Not Going Out
639
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:31,240
and he holds two
Guinness World Records...for darts.
640
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,280
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Lee Mack.
641
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,600
- Hello. How are you?
- Hello. - Have a seat.
642
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:52,600
- All right. Welcome. Welcome.
- I agree with you, by the way.
643
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,360
I think Bigfoot does exist.
644
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,920
- Good. - It's America, isn't it?
Anything can happen in America.
645
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,160
I wouldn't be surprised
if he's your next President.
646
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,720
LAUGHTER
All right. All right. All right.
647
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,080
So, it's your first time here,
right?
648
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,320
First time, yeah.
649
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,040
And you went out on the track
with Chris for a little training.
650
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,360
- How did that go?
- That was pretty scary.
651
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,280
- Yeah? - I don't know about you,
but I find it quite nerve-racking
652
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,040
if you're driving when someone grabs
the steering wheel.
653
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,160
- He had to grab the wheel?
- He had to grab the wheel.
654
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,840
- I hope that's what he was
aiming for. - Where were you going?
655
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,960
LAUGHTER
656
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,520
Because it was hard enough
concentrating without that,
657
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,400
- do you know what I mean?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
658
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,320
But I did look tense, to be fair.
659
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,720
Yeah. Let's take a look.
660
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,440
- Lee Mack. - Hi. - Great to have you
at the Top Gear track.
661
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,200
- It's great.
- In our reasonably fast car.
662
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,320
- Here we go. - Go.
Remember the hand position.
663
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,240
- Mirror, signal, indicate.
- Hand position.
664
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,160
Oh, it's all right,
I've got a spare clutch.
665
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,760
Right, let's go. Look at this.
666
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,320
Remember that hand position.
Quarter to three.
667
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,600
- Bollocks to the hand position.
- That was fifth gear.
668
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,240
- I've gone to third too early,
have I? - You've gone to fifth.
669
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,600
- Second to fifth. - What do I do now?
670
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,240
- You're going to go up to the 100m
board. - Am I in the right gear? - No,
671
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,800
- totally the wrong gear. - I don't
mean the jeans and the shirt.
672
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,880
Keep going round to the 100,
follow round to the 50,
673
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,240
at the arrow we're taking a left.
674
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,080
Do I need to worry
about brakes at this stage?
675
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,840
- No. - Go sharp left now.
- Arrow, taking left.
676
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,080
- Fourth gear. - There's a man
in the middle of the road!
677
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,880
- Oh, it's a cameraman.
- Left, fourth gear.
678
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,760
Around there. Left here.
Between the tyres.
679
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,080
- I'm getting into this.
- Round to the right afterwards.
680
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,480
- What do you mean? - Don't hit
the tyres. Don't hit the tyres!
681
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,720
Over to the right-hand side.
682
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,440
Did you pass your driving test
first time?
683
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,200
I passed my driving test
the second time.
684
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,280
I took it in Wales
because I was working in Wales.
685
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,920
I got the sack, went back to London,
thought, "I've put it in now,
686
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,760
"I might as well go back." "What did
I get the sack for?" I hear you ask.
687
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,440
- What? - I was a holiday camp
entertainer at a caravan site.
688
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,040
- To the left. - And I did something
I shouldn't have done!
689
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,240
- Oh! - I can't tell you in the car!
690
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,080
All you have to know is, I was so
angry, I put a fish behind the sofa
691
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,040
so the next people coming
would smell it.
692
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,880
I talk a lot when I'm nervous.
693
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,200
- Over here. - What the frick
are you doing with my hand?
694
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,400
- There, go, tyres, grass.
That's it. - That cannot be allowed.
695
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,360
I had to intervene. Over there.
696
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,120
- What? - This is chaos.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
697
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,080
Anyone want a lift? I've stalled it.
698
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,640
That felt when I was in the car like
I was going like a rocket, but that
699
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,040
hardly looked like I was moving.
700
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,880
Sometimes when it looks slow,
it's really fast.
701
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,720
I don't think that's one
of those times.
702
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:26,040
All right, now, there is another
thing we need to talk about
703
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,840
because what did you put in Room
101 a few years ago?
704
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,880
Top Gear.
705
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,560
Well, thanks for stopping by.
706
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,800
- No, come on, what happened?
- It was a mistake.
707
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,280
I actually meant to put in Friends.
708
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,240
That would have made more sense.
709
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,880
I handed them the wrong tape.
710
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,200
- They put it in the wrong thing.
- Sometimes that happens.
711
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,960
Right, I pointed out on the show
712
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,080
that it wasn't Top Gear that I was
putting in.
713
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,760
I might not be good at
driving, but I'm good at reversing
714
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,160
into cul-de-sacs, watch this.
715
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,440
I put in the ridiculous interest
people have in cars.
716
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,760
I like cars but for different
reasons, perhaps, than these -
717
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,000
let's call them lunatics.
718
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,680
Like, I like service stations.
719
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,400
I like a nice travel rug.
720
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,720
I like a nodding dog.
721
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,360
What I don't want to see is speed.
722
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,000
It's not fast and furious, it's sort
of slow and indifferent.
723
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,680
You're all looking at me... I feel
like I'm in a zombie film.
724
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,080
Everyone's just staring at me,
about to get me.
725
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,280
- Yeah. - I like other things
connected with cars.
726
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,840
But don't you own a classic car?
727
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,440
I do own a classic car, yeah.
728
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,120
What is it?
729
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,400
It's a Triumph TR4A,
which is unusual to say that
730
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,600
after saying you're not that
interested in cars.
731
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,320
- There it is. - Do you still drive it?
732
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,160
I still drive... Well,
I did until 48 hours ago
733
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,360
because we moved house, and
on the day we moved house,
734
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,240
it went up in flames.
735
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,680
For insurance reasons?
736
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,520
- What are you suggesting?
- I don't know.
737
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,400
I'm nervous enough being on
this show anyway because I told
738
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,280
the insurance people
I was a postman.
739
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,520
What do you mean, it went up
in flames?
740
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,200
- What happened? - Well, I was moving it
and I hadn't driven it
741
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,840
for a few weeks, and I was thinking,
742
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,160
"Why isn't it starting,
and why am I smelling fire?"
743
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,400
Those two things were connected,
I found out.
744
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,720
- Yeah? - The engine was on fire,
but I didn't realise,
745
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,200
so I popped the bonnet.
Pop! Like that.
746
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,320
- But it doesn't come up, does it?
It goes... Pop! - Ah.
747
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,120
I had to get my fingers
underneath it. It was boiling hot!
748
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,840
I was trying to find the... Ah, ah!
749
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,640
I eventually got it open and then me
and my son, we'd packed everything,
750
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,800
we were moving. So, an empty pint
bottle, milk bottle, in, fill it up,
751
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,400
run out... In and out...
752
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,400
It took a good few minutes before
we managed to put that fire out.
753
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,680
- Damage? - Well, he burned his hand
but, you know, what the hell?
754
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,680
LAUGHTER
755
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,440
All right, there's a new series
of Not Going Out, yeah?
756
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,680
There is a new series.
Thursday nights, nine o'clock.
757
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,920
And in fact, I'm already writing
the one for the new series
758
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,680
next year, and genuinely true...
759
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,160
This probably isn't the time
or place,
760
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,200
but I have written an episode
where...
761
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,080
..a good-looking American man
762
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,640
moves in next door
763
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,120
and my wife takes a shine to him.
764
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,520
And I was wondering...
765
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,760
..if you've got David Schwimmer's
number.
766
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,960
I was wondering
if you would like to...
767
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,000
I mean, obviously we wouldn't hold
you to it, but it would be a sort of
768
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,080
verbal contract - whether
you would come and do the show.
769
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,160
What do you think? I'm not asking
Chris, no disrespect.
770
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,480
- Yeah. - I haven't got a lazy eye.
771
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,080
I'm aiming this at you,
Matt LeBlanc.
772
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,240
You're seriously asking me
to come and do your show?
773
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,040
I'm asking you to do one episode of
my sitcom Not Going Out to be filmed
774
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,080
any time between 1st of December,
mid-February.
775
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,760
I mean, we don't have to get into
the admin now, but I have brought a
776
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,240
contract if you'd like to sign it.
777
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,640
- OK. - Yes!
778
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,680
He's in!
779
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,360
And by the end of the episode,
we prove the existence of Bigfoot.
780
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,680
- I'm in. - Right, there you go.
781
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,840
I am in. All right, shall we see
a clip of Not Going Out?
782
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,000
- Please do, yeah. - All right,
let's show the clip.
783
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,840
- Bridge! - Mum, he's trying to annoy
me.
784
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,200
That's because all men are hideous!
785
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,880
- Bridge! - Stop it, Charlie.
786
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,280
It's not bridge!
787
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,840
Can we all stop shouting, please?
788
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,960
- Bridge! - She just said it's not
bridge!
789
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,200
I feel sick!
790
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,640
- But, Daddy...
- Yes, Charlie, what is it?
791
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,440
Bridge!
792
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,720
Well, that, you see,
793
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,400
that is the reality of cars,
isn't it? That's the reality.
794
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,400
When you've got three kids, I don't
care what the suspension's like.
795
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,840
The kids being in the car overpowers
everything about cars.
796
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,720
- Yeah. - Yeah, but if you give
them a comfortable car with great
797
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,360
suspension, they give you less pain.
798
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,200
You haven't met my kids, have you?
799
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,640
All right, I think we should get
down to business.
800
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,880
OK, I'm nervous about this.
801
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,640
Time to see your lap.
How do you think you did?
802
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,360
I reckon I'm in the top two.
803
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,560
- Top two? - Yeah, of all time.
804
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,920
Judging by that training video,
I would say...
805
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,880
..that's a stretch.
806
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,240
Let's have a look and see.
807
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,920
OK, good off the line,
but then a bit of a stumble there.
808
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,880
Right, just remember,
if you go fast,
809
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,640
girls find you more attractive.
810
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,240
That's not true.
811
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,080
OK, following round now, cheeky
line, you cut the corner a bit.
812
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,600
You're running wide.
813
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,280
Whoa! I've lost control
of the mother chuffer!
814
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,360
I'm back in control.
Everyone, calm down.
815
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,480
Oh, you beast!
816
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,360
Get in there! Right, go, go, go!
817
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,600
Round Chicago.
818
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Quite wide.
819
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,720
And you appear to be in about
eighth gear.
820
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,640
Go up here now, just keep
accelerating, sunshine.
821
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,560
Don't worry about your health
and safety.
822
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,400
Hammerhead.
I'd say, steady and safe.
823
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,000
It's all right, for you, isn't it,
LeBlanc,
824
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,320
with your feet up in the studio?
825
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,200
I'd get out of the way if I was you,
mate!
826
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,680
Oh! I could do with a drinks break.
827
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,080
Oh, my God!
828
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,360
Second to last,
the trickiest corner, for me.
829
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,880
Why isn't there any road signs
in this place?
830
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,320
And over the line
in a controlled manner.
831
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,240
I'd like to change my statement
832
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,560
and say that there are
some very sensible girls out there
833
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,760
that now find me attractive.
834
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,680
- That was sensible driving,
wasn't it? - Yeah.
835
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,760
Some of the racing greats
836
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,560
have always looked slow, but they
were going fast. Alain Prost.
837
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,320
They made it look easy, and maybe,
just maybe, you're in that camp.
838
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:40,040
Yeah, I don't think I've ever been
patronised as much as that moment.
839
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,240
Leaderboard, what do you think?
840
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,440
If you had to make a prediction,
where would you be?
841
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,200
I'm going to say it starts
with a one, yeah?
842
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Tell me, yeah,
that's all I want to hear.
843
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,160
- It starts with a one. - Come on!
- AUDIENCE: Yeah!
844
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,480
- All right, you did it...
- I'm going 1...
845
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,600
..49.
846
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,720
Am I way off?
847
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,880
You can't just make up your own
time.
848
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,360
Let's put me down for a 1:49.
Ladies and gentlemen,
849
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,320
you've been a lovely audience,
see you next week on Top Gear.
850
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,680
- I love it. - 1:49.
851
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,800
- What is it? - It's so funny.
852
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,680
This is like my favourite part, to
hold this and watch people squirm.
853
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,520
- You are evil, aren't you?
- Yeah, I really am.
854
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:22,280
- Yeah. - All right, Lee Mack,
you did it in a 1:55...
855
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,800
What?!
856
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,160
- Behind... - Can I finish?
857
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,680
In a 1:55.2.
858
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,520
- That puts you...right there. - Wow.
859
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,440
Wow.
860
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,560
- But you had fun. - I had fun. - You had
fun. That's all that matters.
861
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,920
It's relegation zone,
but that's all right.
862
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,360
Ladies and gentlemen, Lee Mack.
863
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,560
Now, let's talk city cars.
864
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,280
There are loads of them out there,
but they all pretty much look
865
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,240
the same and cost
pretty much the same.
866
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,800
So, how do you choose which one
you should buy?
867
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,080
0-60? Not important,
you're in a city.
868
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,000
Top speed? Not important,
you're in a city.
869
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,640
But I have a foolproof method
to decide which city car to buy,
870
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,160
and earlier today I headed out
on to our track to demonstrate.
871
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,800
There's only one thing that matters
in a city car.
872
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,280
Reverse parking.
873
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,200
So, we're going to have
a reversing race.
874
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,320
One lap of the Top Gear short track.
875
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:35,360
Hammerhead, the follow-through,
and Chicago...backwards.
876
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,640
With windows completely blacked out,
877
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,680
we'll been navigating by rear-view
camera alone.
878
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,920
I'll be in the Suzuki Swift, and
driving the Ford Fiesta, Mr Happy.
879
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Well, this is absolute madness.
880
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,120
I mean, he's had bad ideas
in the past, and dangerous ideas.
881
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,600
But this combines both.
882
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,720
Are you ready?
This is going to be great.
883
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:00,000
This is going to be anything
but great.
884
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,520
- Three, two, one...
- What the...? - Reverse!
885
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,440
No, no, no, no, no!
886
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,760
Oh!
887
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,840
No! Completely lost it.
888
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,160
I don't know where I am.
I have no idea where I am.
889
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,200
Oh, it's going a bit quicker
than I thought!
890
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,760
HE LAUGHS
891
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,480
Oh, my God.
892
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,280
Hunt him down. Here we go. Oh!
893
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,760
- Bollocks. - Oh, - BLEEP - hell.
894
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,120
Sorry! No, no, no, no, no!
895
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,120
Oh! Oh! No!
896
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,200
I can't tell you how
fast 37 feels going backwards!
897
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,360
- Holy - BLEEP!
898
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,280
Whoops.
899
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:44,120
Here we go. Here we go. Now,
I don't actually know where I am.
900
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,560
I was using him as a guide.
901
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,600
Is this right?
902
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,040
I reckon the finish line
is about there.
903
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,960
Yes! Rory Reid, nailed.
904
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,600
Have I won?
905
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,320
- I won, right? - No.
906
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,480
- Who won? - No, you came second.
907
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,400
Oh. What have we learned?
908
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,400
We've learned that if you want
to have a backwards race in a car
909
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,360
that you can't see out of the front
of,
910
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,280
the Fiesta's the superior vehicle.
911
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,760
- I'm going to agree with that. - Yeah.
912
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,760
And if you want a car
with a reversing camera
913
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,560
that's basically the quality
of a pirate VHS, then, yeah,
914
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,160
- go for the Swift. - Right, let's go.
915
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,920
- I feel a bit sick.
- I'm not surprised.
916
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,240
- I'm going to walk.
- That's a good point.
917
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,840
I can't see out of it. Let's leave
it there. I'll walk too.
918
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,960
OK, now, earlier on, we were
in the California woods
919
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,000
- with a whole bunch of off-road toys.
- And an invisible gorilla.
920
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,240
Why do you have to be like that?
We agreed not to use the G word.
921
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,120
Let's just get back to the film,
922
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,320
where the hunt was about to get
a lot more serious.
923
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,000
You're an asshole.
924
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,520
LAUGHTER
925
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,880
Daybreak in the wilderness.
926
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,400
Predictably enough,
our bait traps lay undisturbed.
927
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,080
Nevertheless, I had woken early,
wondering what new madness Matt had
928
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,320
planned in his hunt for Bigfoot.
929
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,680
OK, the story so far.
930
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,120
No sleep at all last night
cos the bugs are really,
931
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,240
really big and angry.
932
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:23,520
As for the noises, there's some
terrible noises out in the woods.
933
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,640
I mean, I don't believe
in the Bigfoot thing,
934
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,960
but big, loud, angry noises.
935
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,960
- Don't forget to floss. - Jesus!
936
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,080
- How long have you been there?
- A long time.
937
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,720
What are you doing?!
938
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,200
Getting serious
about finding Bigfoot.
939
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,960
You've lost your mind!
940
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,440
ALARM BLARES
941
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,360
It's on.
942
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,680
Time to bring out the big guns.
943
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,720
Come on.
944
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,120
Showtime. You wait there.
945
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,200
Something had triggered
my bait traps.
946
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,160
And if it was what I thought it was,
947
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,240
I had just the tools
to track it down.
948
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,160
Oh, yeah.
949
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,320
For me.
950
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,280
Cool, right? That thing's awesome.
951
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,960
Look at the suspension on it!
952
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,240
What has he got for me?
953
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,640
How big is that trailer?!
954
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,640
- And who's that guy?
- Come on, let's go.
955
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,800
No, no, no, no, no. Wait there.
Who's this guy here?
956
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,520
- Has he been in there the whole time?
- Yeah, yeah, he's very patient.
957
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,040
That's Stuart, he's your pilot.
958
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,760
You're going to be my eyes
in the sky.
959
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,800
Why does an ATV need a pilot,
Matt?
960
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,000
- It flies. - It flies?
961
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,720
- Yeah. - I hate flying.
962
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,840
I know. Come on, let's go.
963
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,560
You find some open ground and big
Stu will take care of the rest.
964
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,160
Go, go, go, go. Go!
965
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,960
This is the Can-Am X3 XRS Turbo R.
966
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:10,120
This is the fastest, most extreme
ATV you can buy right now.
967
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,680
0-60 in under five seconds,
on the dirt.
968
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,800
Flat-out, it'll do about 90mph.
969
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,080
It's quick!
970
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,560
At 20 grand, the Maverick
isn't exactly cheap.
971
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,480
But, trust me,
972
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,880
you'll be having way too much fun
to care.
973
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,840
I love this thing!
974
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,400
There's these big bumps
and I feel like I should lift,
975
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:43,280
but I don't need to, I can carry
flat-out speed through all of this.
976
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,920
It's incredible.
977
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,800
Wow.
978
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,920
And this is the SkyRunner.
979
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,440
Nowhere near as fast
as the Maverick,
980
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,880
but �100,000 does apparently
buy you a flying car.
981
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,680
That is quite a concept.
982
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,520
And finding some flat ground,
983
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,200
it was time for big Stu
to do whatever it is he does.
984
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Right, I think this is where you
take over, OK?
985
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,840
This might be the time to tell you
that I don't like flying much.
986
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,600
Especially when all the important
bits appear to have come
987
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,920
from a camping shop.
Anything else I should know?
988
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,840
In case of emergency,
your exits are here and here.
989
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,280
I'm not sure about this.
990
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,240
But big Stu...was.
991
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,160
That's quite potent there.
992
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,800
BLEEP.
993
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,240
Oh, my Lord!
994
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,920
Ho-ho-ho!
995
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,240
Wow! Wow!
996
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,800
It's a flying car.
It's a flying car!
997
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,400
There's a point at which fascination
meets terror,
998
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,040
and I'm slightly there.
999
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,520
Whoa.
1000
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,680
That's a bit close to the trees.
1001
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,200
Meanwhile, back IN the trees...
1002
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:49,600
- Hey, Chris, how's it going up there,
buddy? - The world has gone mad...
1003
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,520
..in a really good way!
1004
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,600
All right, well, I need you to tell
me where that thing is.
1005
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,360
Where are you? Where are you?
1006
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:04,880
- OK, I've got two trails of dust down
there. - How far away am I?
1007
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,920
About 400 metres ahead of you.
1008
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,080
OK, OK, I think I can close that.
1009
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,760
I don't know what it is,
but it's fast.
1010
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,960
It's furiously fast.
1011
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,920
Which way do I go up here?
1012
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,680
OK, it's a left turn.
1013
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,480
- A left turn. - Left?
1014
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,760
- 300 metres. - 300 metres, OK, good.
1015
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,360
- Next right. You've got to take the
next right. - Got it!
1016
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,720
- 200 metres. - Are you sure
I'm on the right road? - 100 metres.
1017
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,040
I don't see any dust yet.
1018
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,920
You're heading straight for it.
1019
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,240
But then we discovered
it wasn't Bigfoot
1020
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,000
that had triggered the alarm,
1021
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,240
it was something else.
1022
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,600
Whoa. What is that?
1023
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,040
Chris, can you see what it is?
1024
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,240
What is it? All I can see is dust.
1025
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,480
Determined to find out
who had been messing with my traps,
1026
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,600
we gave chase.
1027
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,640
I can't see good enough
to get any closer.
1028
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,600
You've got to speed up.
You've got to speed up, mate.
1029
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,600
It's shooting grapefruit-size
rocks at me.
PINGING
1030
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,560
Whoa. This is...
1031
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,680
This is so sketchy.
1032
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,640
I'm going to have to back off.
1033
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,520
We're not going to catch him
like this.
1034
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,240
We're not going to catch him
like this. We need to land.
1035
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,840
- We need to get down there
to block him off. - Good idea.
1036
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,920
Land that thing.
1037
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,480
So, we sped ahead of the dust trails
and found a clearing.
1038
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,680
OK, here comes the landing.
Here comes the landing.
1039
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,040
I'm going to hold on.
1040
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,840
And...
1041
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,680
Ooh-ho-ho!
1042
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,440
There we go.
1043
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,280
Right, let's get out of here.
1044
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,760
I'll just leave you to...
1045
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,160
Thank you. Sorry.
1046
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,240
With Chris now back
in his comfort zone...
1047
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,760
- Woo-hoo-hoo! - ..I kept up the pursuit
from the rear and he closed in
1048
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,120
- from the front.
- All right, I'm coming.
1049
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,840
- I'm coming. - OK, great.
- Where is he?
1050
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,880
Come on.
1051
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,960
And finally, with our trap set...
1052
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,040
What is that?
1053
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,440
..there was nowhere else to run.
1054
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,880
Oh, we got you.
1055
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,800
- Whoa! - Did you see that?
1056
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,200
It's the Stig.
1057
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,880
No, it isn't. I get it.
It's Stigfoot.
1058
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,040
THEY LAUGH
1059
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,720
The producers, unbelievable.
1060
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,320
They're having a laugh, aren't they?
1061
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,400
RUSTLING
1062
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,960
- You saw that, right? - Yeah.
1063
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,400
I'll tell you, those were
such cool vehicles.
1064
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,440
So cool. And you know what my
favourite was?
1065
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,680
The electric dirt bikes.
1066
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,280
The Altas. How cool were those?
1067
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,520
So fast and so quiet.
1068
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,720
- Yeah. - You could hear the birds
chirping,
1069
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,680
you could hear the rustle
in the bushes.
1070
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,280
You could hear the crack of Chris's
head on the rock when he fell off.
1071
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,960
- They were great.
- They are the future.
1072
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,840
- Yeah. - And what about the SHERP,
though? - Oh. - It's unstoppable.
1073
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,720
You could invade a country
with that thing.
1074
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,680
Yeah, and, like a good one too,
like a Sweden.
1075
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,200
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
1076
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,200
I love all the off-road stuff,
that was great.
1077
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,920
But I need to know, at the end,
what was in the bushes?
1078
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,320
- What did you see?
- I don't know, Chris.
1079
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,920
- What did you see?
- I don't know what I saw.
1080
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,240
But it was something, right?
1081
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,760
- Was it a bear? - No.
1082
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,800
- Was it a gorilla? - No.
1083
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,240
- Was it big? - Yes.
1084
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,680
- Did it have feet? - Yes.
1085
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,920
That's good enough for me.
You're in the club.
1086
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,560
You're next. OK, that's all we have
time for tonight.
1087
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,120
On next week's show, it's all about
Japan
1088
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,600
as we explore the weird
and wonderful cars
1089
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,520
from the Land of the Rising Sun.
1090
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,920
See you then. Good night.
1091
01:00:47,305 --> 01:00:53,377
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