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Renegade"s operation
turns more humans into zombies
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than all other carrier
outfits combined.
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You bring me Renegade,
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you go back to running
your establishments in peace.
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We need to be focused on our
very massive brain shortage.
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If you fail in that,
the 10,000 zombies we make
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will come for your head.
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Well, word is that watered-down brain
tubes are being sold for 40 bucks a pop
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in the back-alleys in Seattle
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because you"ve got
a leak in your food chain.
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I would"ve gotten you out sooner,
but I had to pick the right time.
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Nothing keeps us
McDonoughs down.
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Dino got him out.
He"s the only one who knew.
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Find him and deal with him.
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The smuggling of humans into Seattle
and creation of new zombies
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stops today.
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I need you to gather whoever"s
left in Mama Leone"s organization.
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We"re gonna pick up
where she left off.
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Beth"s e-mail said she was
frail from the chemo,
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but strong enough to
carry her 1-year-old.
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Good. They don"t
gun down babies.
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I like the wall for this one.
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You... You sticking with
the wig and the tan?
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- That"s smart.
- There"s still our other problem.
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Brains.
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Mama had a guy
at zombie services.
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He slipped us ID cards,
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so our transplanted zombies
could get brains
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at the Fillmore Graves
dispensaries.
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Mama"s guy went AWOL.
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Have you two heard about Brother
Love"s Zombie Salvation Show?
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- Brother Love?
- Yeah.
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Some zombie preacher
I keep hearing about.
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Preaches zombie pride.
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And he gets brains
for the needy.
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All pro bono.
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Bourbon, neat.
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What"s that?
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Bermuda Rose.
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It"s gin. And grenadine. And...
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It"s pink. It's pink, Seth.
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Are you looking for a big, strong
man to take you home tonight?
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Dump it. Get rid of it.
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Scale of one to ten, what
would you say you are?
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Um...
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Be honest.
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Six?
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- Five?
- Sure. Yeah, five.
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Do what I say and you"ll be
pulling sixes and sevens.
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What"s she?
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A goddess.
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I know. She goes to my gym.
I"m in love with her.
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Seth.
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You "ve taught me so much. Can" t we
just go over there, break the ice?
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Her friend"s not bad.
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Max. Your website said...
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My website didn"t mention love.
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That"s not what this is about.
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Yeah. Sure. Fine.
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- Yeah?
- Let"s do it.
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- Here.
- What"s this?
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It "s peacocking. You" re
standing out from the crowd.
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This says you are your own man.
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- I don"t know.
- Wear it.
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Okay.
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All right. Here we go.
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What do we do first?
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Undermine her confidence. Make
her desperate for our approval.
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My man.
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Ladies. I"m Max.
Meet my friend, Seth.
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He"s a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu,
so don"t make him mad.
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When he"s not kicking ass, he handles
corporate accounts at Sun-West,
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the largest timeshare management
company on the West Coast.
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Hey, Seth. Cool scarf.
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Hi.
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We go to the same gym.
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I"m always right behind you
in spin class.
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Good to know.
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I"m surprised to hear
you actually go to the gym.
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- What?
- Well, you have one of those bodies
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that"s, you know...
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What?
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It "s a compliment. You" re curvy.
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Curvy means fat.
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Feel this.
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It tickles.
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Last night was... Wow.
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You were right.
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I almost walked away from
something really special.
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Now, who"s a little sleepyhead?
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One part of you is ready
for the day.
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Max?
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Here"s what we know so far.
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Max Roberts, 39,
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was found dead by a woman he brought
home from the club last night.
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Max wrote a popular blog called.
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Wet Willie"s Sensitive Tips.-
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A how-to on seducing women.
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But Roberts made most of his
money as a wingman-for-hire.
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That"s a thing?
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So you finally decided
to get with the program?
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You tanned and dyed.
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I figured, why fight it?
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All the cool zombies
were doing it.
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You all look alike now,
you zombies.
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I can"t even tell you apart.
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What the hell
is a "Weener Kleener?"
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I"ll bet it gives you
a cleaner weiner.-
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Morning after pills. And
they say chivalry is dead.
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King Colossus-brand condoms.
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Look at this.
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Whoa! God does give
with both hands.
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No, no, no. Up here.
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See the rash on Max"s stomach?
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Couple that with the yellowing of his
skin and my mind goes to poisoning.
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Which means we probably
already have our murderer.
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Max"s one-night stand from the club.
Solved it!
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I guess we should have sex.
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Yeah. Why try and fight it?
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There.
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We don"t have to have sex.
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That was close.
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Yay! No trace of neurosyphilis!
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No. It"s not all good news.
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Max"s stomach lining
shows no sign of irritation.
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It"s gonna take me a while to pin
down the exact method of poisoning.
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Maybe a vision
will get us there.
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Blue 19! Omaha! Hut!
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Go home. Suck down a brain tube.
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Maybe drink water on occasion.
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You don"t tell me when to leave.
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I"m Fillmore-Graves!
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This is our town!
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You"re doing a bang up job.
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"Wanna know why I finally got
to dust off my ol" wakizashi?
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Not really.
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You"re the turncoat who got
Blaine"s dad out of the well.
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Blaine"s pissed.
You"ll see when he gets back.
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Did you hear me? Not interested.
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Classic Dino!
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Sparkling conversationalist.
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I worked with a mute,
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and we had so much more fun.
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Miss you every day, Chief.
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Wanna know what I"m
gonna do with you?
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Not really.
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I"m boxing you up
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and I"m mailing you
to Gwyneth Paltrow.
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She "d think that" s funny, right?
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She seems cool.
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Gwyneth would be all right.
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Max was so charming.
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He looked right into my eyes
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and he said
that he saw his future.
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- Aw.
- Ms. Lewis, we know Max was poisoned.
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According to the coroner,
the poison would"ve killed Max
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within two hours of the dosing,
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so unless anyone else
was with you...
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Like a...
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Don"t make us spell it out.
We"re talking a tag team.
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An Eiffel Tower.
A Peter, Paul, and Mary.
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What"s your freak number, girl?
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I"m sorry. That's not
what I meant to suggest.
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Wait.
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You guys think I did this?
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No one kills a guy that
gives her multiple orgasms.
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I"m not sure that defense
will hold up in court.
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- It"s Amanda, right?
- Yeah.
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I like Mandy better.
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Well, no one calls me that.
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Mandy. You know our boy Max
was a chubby chaser, right?
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I"m not fat.
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I"m curvy. Max said...
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Excuse us.
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I"m not fat.
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What are you doing?
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- I"m negging her, Clive.
- Nagging?
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No, no, no. Negging.
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I"m undermining her confidence,
so she"ll be more vulnerable.
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- Knock it off.
- But...
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It"s highly doubtful that
girl in there killed Max.
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- Why"s that?
- Max was poisoned with atrocholine.
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It"s a toxic chemical commonly
used to make optical glass.
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But in his case, it was
absorbed through the skin.
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What"s the one thing
the killer knew
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a womanizer would come
into contact with?
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Ta-tas.
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- Let"s not do this.
- Fine.
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His condoms
were poisoned, Clive.
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Not a bad way to go.
Who"s with me?
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General Mills hasn"t said
a peep about nuking Seattle,
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since you smuggled his daughter
into the city.
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That"s one problem solved
on a very long list.
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There"s a brain shortage
out there.
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Most of our problems
come back to that.
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We"ve heard rumors that our
own men are skimming brains
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and selling them
on the black market.
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I want you to find out
who"s behind it.
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You want me to find
someone else to do it?
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You give the order, I"ll do it.
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You just don"t want
to be a rat. Am I right?
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Get over it.
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There"s one name I know.
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Russ Roche.
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Roche is a dolt.
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No way he"s the ringleader.
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I want you to buddy up to him...
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Fun, fun.
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If he likes getting a colonic, you
take him out for his-and-his colonics.
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Make him a colonic-themed
mixtape.
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Just find out who"s
calling the shots.
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Sir, is there a reason you
think your office is bugged?
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Yes.
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Major.
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Be careful with Roche.
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He"s not smart,
but he is a killer.
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Thanks for coming in,
Ms. Zoe Ward.
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You heard that Max Roberts
was murdered?
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That"s what they told me.
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Can you confirm whether you sent
the deceased the following text?
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"I hope your eggplant emoji
falls off,"
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and you drown in a pool of
your own poop emoji.
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"I hate your pig face emoji,
you rooster emoji."
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- I did.
- Why?
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Because I was hoping
his eggplant would fall off.
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Max Roberts was a vile creature.
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- A predator.
- A misogynist.
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A complete dick.
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That didn"t stop you from saddling
up and riding that stallion, did it?
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To my eternal shame.
Though, I have to say...
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At least he was good at that.
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If it hadn "t been amazing, I wouldn" t
have been pissed that he ghosted me.
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God, no. Gross.
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I didn"t sleep with Max Roberts.
Thank God.
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I"m not surprised.
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Max had a hard rule
about sevens.
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Okay... But he probably also had
a hard rule against zombies.
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You"re a zombie?
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Then can you explain
why you texted Max,
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"You" re going to pay
for what you did to me.
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Butcher Knife emoji."
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My friend sent that text.
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She slept with Max, and
then he blocked her number.
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My phone was handy,
so we had fun one night
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passing the phone back and forth,
sending him juvenile messages.
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Can I get
your friend"s information?
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One night we saw him
at the club,
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and he got all up
in our faces like,
249
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,065
"You"re not funny!"
250
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,677
Now get me
out of this mess, Max.
251
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,767
Otherwise, we"re both
going down!
252
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,512
Here. That"s her info.
253
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,559
Thanks. You"re free to go.
254
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,781
Number ten.
255
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,522
So?
256
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,486
A Fillmore-Graves soldier
was screaming at Max...
257
00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,874
"Get me out of some mess,
258
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,398
otherwise we "ll both go down."
259
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,835
His name tag said "G. Marsh."
260
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:16,360
I"ll track down this "G. Marsh."
261
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,709
Take your time.
262
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,973
All that sex talk made me horny.
263
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,932
Mind telling Ravi that I
left early to tap some ass?
264
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,935
Yeah. I"ll get right on that.
265
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:31,549
Tapping that ass.
266
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,944
The guys said
the Triple Cross Church
267
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,468
is in a converted XXX theater.
268
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,427
The things I would do to you.
269
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,473
- XXX things?
- Yes.
270
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,825
I mean, I get it.
My ass is grade A.
271
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,001
But do you always come on
this strong?
272
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,612
I am so sorry.
273
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,484
I"m solving the murder
of this douchebag player.
274
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,879
Get tired of wearing a wig?
275
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,316
Yes, but I also thought
our zombie pride preacher
276
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,622
would prefer this look.
277
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,147
Always thinking.
278
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,497
Well, this must be it.
279
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,115
Hello?
280
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,728
Anybody here?
281
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,916
Come here. Look at this. The
Teachings of Brother Love.
282
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,310
"Man shall offer himself
to his zombie brethren,
283
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:40,357
and his brethren shall crack a man"s
skull and scoop his brains..."
284
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,142
- Whoa. What?
- Or this...
285
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,013
"Those who wear
the Fillmore-Graves uniform
286
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,799
are in league with the humans
who would see us destroyed."
287
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,585
Okay. Maybe he"s got a point
on that one.
288
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,195
Brother Love!
289
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,895
Hello?
290
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,636
You have guests.
291
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,902
Wonderful news!
292
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,557
- Are you here for salvation?
- Not exactly.
293
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,211
- Redemption!
- No.
294
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,648
- Forgiveness?
- We"re here to talk about brains.
295
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,563
You"re hungry.
296
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,261
- I should pat them down.
- No need.
297
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,872
No need.
298
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,961
- I"m Brother Love.
- Levon.
299
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,223
Levon.
300
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,402
- And you, my dear?
- Liv.
301
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,970
Liv! Must be an angel.
302
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,538
With skin the color of
the pearly gates,
303
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,454
and milky tresses to match.
304
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:37,240
As the Almighty intended.
Natural.
305
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,589
You say you"re hungry?
306
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,243
We"re not asking for us.
307
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,289
We know a few
newly-turned zombies
308
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,901
who can"t get brains
through official channels.
309
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,947
We heard you feed
hungry zombies here.
310
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,775
I have a soft spot
for the downtrodden.
311
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,603
Where do you get your brains?
312
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:55,606
Donations
from the dying, mostly.
313
00:15:55,650 --> 00:16:00,568
And a few brain tubes that fall through
the cracks at Fillmore-Graves.
314
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,613
A weekly free meal at Romeros.
315
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,920
Romeros? I know the owner,
316
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,227
- he"s not exactly charitable.
- You know my son?
317
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,619
Your son?
318
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,056
Yes, my son Blaine.
319
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,840
Quick as a whip.
Voice of a nightingale.
320
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:15,887
Successful to boot. And single.
321
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,288
Still no word back from
that friend of Zoe Ward,
322
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,465
the zombie who let her friend send
threatening texts from her phone.
323
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,119
I think I banged that dude.
324
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,644
Chase Graves?
Yeah, you banged him.
325
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,603
I remember now.
326
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,693
He"s gonna be all,
"Liv, why didn"t you call?
327
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:42,218
Didn"t the bone sesh on my hotel
room desk mean anything to you?"
328
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:45,917
Dudes. Look at him.
Look how sad he looks.
329
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,661
That"s probably a suicide note
he"s working on.
330
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,627
Look at you, Ms. Moore.
Finally with the program!
331
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,325
It"s over, dude. I don't know
what you want me to say.
332
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,111
Detective.
333
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,697
We"ve been getting the
runaround trying to track down
334
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,592
one of your men.
335
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,006
George Marsh. He"s a person of
interest in a murder investigation.
336
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,161
When was the murder?
337
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,510
Two days ago.
338
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,686
- And you think Marsh did it?
- It"s possible.
339
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,427
He"s unavailable.
340
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,231
If you come back,
I can have him here tomorrow.
341
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,127
Unavailable?
342
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,217
There "s nowhere he could be that" s
more than 25 minutes from here.
343
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,828
And, yet, tomorrow is
as soon as you can see him.
344
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:32,094
I need a minute
for the toxicology report.
345
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,314
Liv changed the filing system.
346
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,360
The deceased are now
arranged by hotness quotient.
347
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,581
You"re on Tinder, Clive?
348
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,239
Clive.
349
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:51,113
Wait! Does this mean
you and Bozzio are dunzo?
350
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,984
No!
351
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,770
Relationships take work, Clive.
352
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,338
Look at me and Peyton.
353
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,819
We had a rough go,
but we didn"t give up.
354
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,908
It"s not the same. We
didn"t cheat on each other.
355
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,302
No one cheated!
We can"t have sex together,
356
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,522
so we"re in
an open relationship.
357
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,524
Y"all wanted us to be
the No Secrets Club.
358
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,960
Well, there you go.
359
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,749
Did... Did you delete
your matches?
360
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,055
What matches?
361
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,844
This is bad. This is really bad.
362
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,892
Why would you upload
a photo of yourself
363
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,285
standing next to
Seven-Foot Sven?
364
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,591
It"s my police academy
graduation.
365
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,159
I look good in a uniform.
366
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,597
That does it. I"m taking
you out tonight, Clive.
367
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,816
I"m a phenomenal wingman.
368
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,774
I hate going out.
369
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:47,343
Yeah, we know. It says so
here in your list of "hates."
370
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,259
You also hate warm weather,
and This Is Us.
371
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,481
Yeah, it"s
emotionally manipulative.
372
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,182
Fine. I"ll go.
373
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,619
You"re emotionally manipulative.
374
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,578
Where are my keys?
375
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,101
They"re on my desk.
376
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,975
One rule for tonight.
377
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,629
Given the brain she"s on...
378
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:13,848
Don"t tell Liv.
379
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,828
Is the record skipping or is the
music supposed to sound like this?
380
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,462
Quick. Pound this.
381
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,468
Pound this one, too.-
382
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,341
- I need a minute.
- Pound it!
383
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:32,562
Look at this. Coming our way.
Coming our way.
384
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,911
God.
385
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,219
Hello, ladies.
386
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,003
Your money is no good here.
387
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,483
Let my friend and I
buy you a drink.
388
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,312
- We"re actually just...
- Bartender!
389
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,489
Yeah.
390
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,057
Your finest.
391
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,103
This is my friend, Clive.
He"s a homicide detective.
392
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,670
Me? I"m a coroner.
393
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,195
I know... What a fascinating
pair of gentlemen.
394
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,501
They must have loads of stories.
395
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,503
Tell them how fascinating
you are, Clive.
396
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,725
I"m riveting.
397
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,945
So, what"s the craziest thing
you"ve ever seen on a job?
398
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:11,514
Clive. You gotta tell this one.
399
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,907
You"re the raconteur.
400
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:17,128
Um, probably the middle-aged mom
401
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,043
who was smashed
by a falling AC unit.
402
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,002
Brains and guts everywhere.
403
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,526
Children walking by
splattered with blood.
404
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,182
Hey.
405
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,402
This is my boyfriend, Gunner.
406
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,926
And that"s Julie's
boyfriend, Stieg.
407
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,980
Let"s ease into the splattered
brain talk next time.
408
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,939
Is that where it went wrong?
409
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,375
I thought it was when
410
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,464
their Scandinavian
He-Men boyfriends showed up.
411
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,209
Amateur hour is over boys.
412
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,472
Let"s go get us some nasty.
413
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,225
Clive should be himself.
414
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,576
Only fun and less tightly-wound.
415
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,624
Clive should be another person.
416
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,060
A better person.
417
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,979
Just give me the hat, Liv.
418
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,424
I was hoping for a
Frosty the Snowmanmoment.
419
00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,470
And the instant we gave him
the hat,
420
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,950
he would become full of life.
He"d have swagger.
421
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,823
He"d be crackling with
sexual magnetism.
422
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:45,347
What kind of perverse version
of Frosty the Snowman
423
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,827
did they show kids in England?
424
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,481
Look.
425
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:53,486
You know, I could catch any D
I want in this place.
426
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,488
Most of the guys in here
are human.
427
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,534
They won"t be when I'm making
them brains for breakfast.
428
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,536
Just kidding.
429
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,017
I"m not gonna let them
stay for breakfast.
430
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:08,152
Code red. The herd has arrived.
431
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,980
That better be a photo
of his penis.
432
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,982
And it looks like she"s crying.
433
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,376
Okay, it probably is his penis.
434
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,639
Come on.
435
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:17,945
He was still waiting in line
436
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,555
when she got
the Aleutian flu vaccine.
437
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,644
That"s when he got the call
about the zombie virus.
438
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,385
How sad is that?
439
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,519
Okay, baby dolls. I"m gonna
need you to put out or get out.
440
00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:29,522
Hit it or quit it.
Hump or dump. Follow me?
441
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,005
You told them about Bozzio?
442
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,094
- I wanna be honest.
- That is dumb.
443
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:39,662
I"m not gonna be a liar
to get sex.
444
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:40,750
Good luck with that.
445
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,320
I"m done here.
446
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,713
Thanks for trying to help.
447
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,546
You blew it.
448
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:56,375
Think I"m gonna go catch
that D I was talking about.
449
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,769
I think I"m gonna go home
and make love to my girlfriend.
450
00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,206
Don"t be gross.
451
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,034
- Hey.
- Hey.
452
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,471
I was in the neighborhood.
453
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,603
I thought maybe we could talk
more strategy?
454
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,213
Save a few more lives?
455
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:11,868
Is that before or after you
texted me, "Down to duck"?
456
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:15,045
I sent that text
to like, ten other guys.
457
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,917
Don"t read into it.
458
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,875
But are you?
459
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,442
Down to duck?
460
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,792
This isn"t a good idea.
461
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:25,447
When you talk, it accentuates
your double chin.
462
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,493
Are you negging me?
463
00:23:27,536 --> 00:23:29,451
What do you think of my hat?
464
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,235
I think Kevin Federline
wore it better.
465
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,541
Are you negging me?
466
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,325
No, I genuinely
don"t like your hat.
467
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,939
Liv, I"m not hooking up with you
468
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:40,003
while you"re on this brain.
469
00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:41,898
Whatever. I don"t care.
470
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:45,075
I"m like barely even
interested in you.
471
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,689
I"m gonna get you a lift.-
472
00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,953
Fine, but can I at least see
what my driver looks like?
473
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:56,696
Never mind. Everyone"s a ten
if you keep your eyes closed.
474
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,664
I was wondering
if you"d ever call.
475
00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,187
Come in, Detective.
476
00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:21,764
Are you freaking kidding me?
477
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,742
And you can probably guess what
they say about me. Let"s see.
478
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,856
I spend more time at
the gym than I do at my desk.
479
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,642
I"m a demagogue who uses
the city"s tax dollars
480
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:31,339
to eat brains at Romeros.
481
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,951
One article.
482
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,649
In one newspaper.
483
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,263
I"m sorry, Commander.
Can I ask what.
484
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,483
Lillywhite is doing here?
485
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,223
Did he get some kind
of promotion
486
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,398
we weren"t made aware of?
487
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,707
Did I forget the paperwork?
488
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,317
I might have.
489
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,103
I"ve had my hands full.
490
00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:58,845
Major is the new vice president
of getting stuff done.
491
00:24:58,888 --> 00:25:01,151
Which means he outranks
any of you because,
492
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,153
well, he gets stuff done.
493
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,200
Everyone out.
494
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:12,336
Except my VP
of getting stuff done!
495
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,512
You, get back in here.
496
00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:23,739
Sir?
497
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,480
You made any progress
with Roche?
498
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,351
I"ve lost 100 bucks
to him playing pool,
499
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,831
buddying up to him
500
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,548
and we made plans to hit
The Scratching Post next week.
501
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,574
What do you say we turn you
into besties?
502
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,315
Take Roche"s unit down
to the offices
503
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,273
of the 206 Weekly
and shut them down.
504
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,362
Do we have the authority
to do that, sir?
505
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,799
We are the authority.
506
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,846
God. God.
507
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,674
God.
508
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:49,286
You"re in a hurry.
509
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,419
I thought I set my alarm.
510
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,726
This is bad. This is...
511
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,292
Really bad.
512
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,345
I"ve never done this.
513
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,913
How much?
514
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:16,226
Hey, any idea why Liv Moore
would text me "Down to duck"
515
00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,706
in the middle of the night?
516
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,100
My wife was pissed,
I had to sleep on the couch.
517
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,797
No clue.
518
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,297
Clive.
519
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,608
Called a few times.
520
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,827
Went straight to voicemail.
521
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,786
My phone died.
522
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:54,917
I was worried.
523
00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,615
I"m sorry.
524
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:02,316
Maybe we need to establish
some ground rules.
525
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,536
Spending the night feels
like there"s emotions involved.
526
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,364
That"s a good rule.
527
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,802
But, Dale?
528
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,891
There were no emotions involved.
529
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,850
Promise.
530
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:17,157
Did you make her
your special breakfast?
531
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,075
I haven"t asked for any details
about the men you"ve been with.
532
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:24,294
Well, I haven"t slept
with anyone, Clive.
533
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,994
- I heard...
- I went on some dates.
534
00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:31,650
I made out with a guy.
535
00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:36,263
All it did was make me miss you.
536
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:43,009
I guess we"re really doing this.
537
00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,205
Chase better walk in here with
that zombie from your vision.
538
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,989
We gave him a day.
539
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,687
Hey, I just noticed.
540
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,167
That"s the same outfit
as last night, you dirty dog.
541
00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:12,516
You got some chick...
542
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,840
I don"t wanna talk
about it, Liv.
543
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,696
Thanks for waiting, officers.
544
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,872
I see this was a bit of a to-do.
545
00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:24,833
Here"s the man of the hour.
546
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:28,881
This is the guy?
547
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,534
That"s the guy from my vision.
548
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,188
Marsh, the Seattle PD
wants to know
549
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,668
if you magically defrosted
yourself
550
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,080
and murdered someone
a few days ago.
551
00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:36,845
What year is it?
552
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:39,108
You haven"t even been frozen
a month, Marsh.
553
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,849
It"s a long way from 2023.
554
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:42,285
Damn.
555
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,331
- Who got offed?
- Max Roberts.
556
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,854
Max is dead?
557
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,029
How?
558
00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,117
Poisoned condoms.
559
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,468
Perfect.
560
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:55,690
Well, as the commander can
confirm, my alibi is airtight.
561
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,692
I had a vision of you
berating Max.
562
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,322
Did that have something
to do with your arrest?
563
00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,695
Can"t answer that.
564
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,479
My lawyer told me to keep
my mouth shut.
565
00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:04,003
I filed an appeal.
566
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,353
Marsh was found guilty
of turning a human
567
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:08,137
into a zombie through
sexual contact.
568
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:10,226
She reported him for not
disclosing his status.
569
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,446
She told me she was a zombie.
570
00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,448
Guess she was a bug chaser.
571
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:16,102
You hired Max to be your wingman
572
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:19,279
and that"s when you hooked up
with this "bug chaser"?
573
00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:21,803
My lawyer was very clear
on this.
574
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:22,761
Shut my mouth.
575
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,066
What was this woman"s name?
576
00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:31,900
Huma Kattan.
577
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,120
Thank you.
578
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,124
Looking good, Liv Moore.
579
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,603
You wish.
580
00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:43,564
All right, look into it.
Got anything else?
581
00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:44,783
I"ve also been hearing these
582
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,436
weird things about
a zombie church.
583
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,090
They say...
584
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,439
What the hell?
585
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,050
What is this all about, here?
586
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,703
- Are you in charge?
- I"m the editor.
587
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,290
I need you to direct
your people to shut down
588
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,403
their computers, pack up their
personal belongings
589
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,752
- and exit the building.
- Why?
590
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,710
- When can we return?
- You can"t.
591
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:01,601
Your newspaper is being closed
down for the public good.
592
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,062
The public good?
593
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:04,106
Are you serious?
594
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,760
You"re printing fake news.
595
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,849
That Mama Leone lady
was making more zombies
596
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,286
when we can"t feed the
zombies we already have.
597
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,767
We are on the precipice of
destruction at all times.
598
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,639
The old rules of freedom of
the press no longer apply.
599
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:18,555
You! Do not take
any computer equipment.
600
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,601
This includes any kind of
hard drive,
601
00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,342
thumb drive, memory stick.
602
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,300
It all stays here.
603
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,999
No. No way. If you"re shutting
us down, I"m taking my work...
604
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,444
What do you expect from
the Chaos Killer?
605
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:45,713
That"s my name, baby.
Don"t wear it out.
606
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,419
Thanks again. Bye.
607
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:58,160
No, it"s Huma Kattan.
608
00:30:58,204 --> 00:30:59,770
No?
609
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,685
All right, bye.
610
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,123
The DMV have no record
of her either.
611
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:07,300
How does a zombie disappear
from a walled city?
612
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:13,175
If you scratch me right now,
what"s the first thing I'd do?
613
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,395
Take Bozzio to Bone Town.
614
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,702
After that,
615
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:21,880
I"d go to the zombie
services office for an ID card.
616
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,360
This Huma needed a card to get
brain tubes.
617
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,275
They"d have her contact info.
618
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,929
That"s it.
619
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:30,366
We"ll go to zombie services,
where they make ID cards,
620
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,325
on official police business!
621
00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:34,501
How about we pop over
during lunchtime,
622
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:36,807
so we create
less of a disturbance.
623
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,593
Yeah, I guess.
624
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,073
You don"t wanna go sooner?
625
00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:43,379
No. Lunchtime is good.
626
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:45,033
I may wanna sleep in.
627
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,822
I know how to get brains
for the underground railroad.
628
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,433
I"m not falling for this again.
629
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,435
Douchebag brain has worn off,
you can let me in.
630
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,872
Finally.
631
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:00,527
Clive and I are on a case,
632
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,963
blah, blah, blah,
long story short,
633
00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:04,270
we have to go to
the zombie services office
634
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:05,880
on police business tomorrow.
635
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,927
I can steal what we need
to create our own ID cards.
636
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,929
Everyone we smuggle into Seattle
637
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,582
will have access to brain tubes.
638
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,063
That"s dangerous, Liv.
If you get caught...
639
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,456
It"s worth the risk.
640
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:21,983
Be careful, these guys
smash zombie heads.
641
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,507
About last night.
642
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,597
Really embarrassed.
643
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,077
Water under the bridge.
644
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,732
No, I need to say this.
645
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,953
Sometimes, my job gets in
the way of my personal life.
646
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,694
I"m on a lot of brains
and in the past,
647
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:40,697
with guys I"ve dated
it"s caused problems.
648
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,874
I can roll with a few
lousy brains.
649
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,877
In most cases, I would"ve
welcomed sex-crazed brain,
650
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:50,794
but, you know, the first time,
I thought, should be special.
651
00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,840
I"m a little girlish that way.
652
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,727
What are you doing?
653
00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,643
Shh... Let your body
do the talking.
654
00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:17,865
You... You are still on
the brain, aren"t you?
655
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,302
Don"t hate the player.
656
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:24,306
You! Out! You made me
feel cheap.
657
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,613
Whatevs. You are a bit girlish.
658
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,658
Text me if you have
a change of heart.
659
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,847
All right, let"s do this.
660
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,414
Let"s.
661
00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:50,854
I never thought I"d say this
but I miss the fedora.
662
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,987
I"m peacocking, Clive.
663
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,902
I thought I explained
this to you.
664
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:03,780
Donuts for the unsung heroes
of Seattle.
665
00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,869
Lots of zombie-friendly options.
666
00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:06,957
Sure.
667
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,176
Thanks.
668
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,525
Cool-ass hat.
669
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,050
You"re a cool-ass dude
for noticing.
670
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:14,182
You"re up to something,
what is it?
671
00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:17,055
It"s called donuting. You know
nothing, Clive Babineaux.
672
00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:22,886
Hi, Jill.
673
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,888
We"re with the SPD.
674
00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:27,848
We"re tracking down a person of
interest in a murder investigation.
675
00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:30,416
Her name is Huma Kattan and
she recently became a zombie.
676
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:31,547
Can you help us with that?
677
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,896
Everyone"s heading to lunch
678
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,396
but I can show you
where the records are.
679
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,030
That would be great.
680
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:40,078
Zombie-friendly donuts.
Get them here.
681
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:45,779
There"s a file for every zombie
in Seattle.
682
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,520
Some of them are passing
for human.
683
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,217
Sadly, we"re so understaffed
684
00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:52,394
that files just get thrown back
in there, willy nilly.
685
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:53,526
Kattan, right?
686
00:34:53,569 --> 00:34:54,962
That"s right.
687
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,749
Come on, come on.
688
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,535
Darn.
689
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,276
You may be in for the long haul.
690
00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:15,374
Did you find Huma"s file?
691
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,158
Nope.
692
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,247
Did they have mirrors in the
bathroom?
693
00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,075
Yes.
694
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,479
So you saw what you looked like
and didn"t take off the hat?
695
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,775
Lunch is ending.
We need to hurry.
696
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,647
Why?
697
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,210
Because we don"t wanna
be in their way.
698
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:34,262
I was sitting there at lunch
and I thought to myself,
699
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,873
what about those new zombie
files that haven"t been filed?
700
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,397
The ones we keep up front.
701
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,615
So, I hurried back.
702
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,269
Here, you go.
703
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:42,749
Thank you.
704
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,282
Well, well, well.
705
00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:57,329
Does Huma look familiar?
706
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,593
That"s Zoe Ward.
707
00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:02,160
The zombie who said her friend
708
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,920
sent Max those threatening
texts from her phone.
709
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:06,599
Yeah, well, I don"t think there
ever was a friend.
710
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:08,644
She"s only been a zombie
a few weeks.
711
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:10,048
So, when she went to get
an ID card
712
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,821
she still went by the name Huma.
713
00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:13,214
So Huma gets George Marsh
714
00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:15,260
put away in
the Fillmore-Graves freezer...
715
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,044
Then changes her name
to Zoe Ward
716
00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:19,525
and settles the score with
the guy who taught George
717
00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:21,353
how to seduce her.
718
00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:23,833
- She"s our killer.
- Sweet, let"s go pick her up, right now.
719
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,409
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
720
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,127
Afraid I"m gonna have to take another
look at what"s inside that box.
721
00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:40,198
Two donuts.
722
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,722
Think of all the hungry zombie
cops back at the station
723
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:43,940
who you promised donuts?
724
00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:45,638
They won"t miss just one.
725
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:48,815
They will.
726
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,732
Take all you want, good sir.
727
00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:13,927
Liv.
728
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,321
Do I wanna know
what you"re up to?
729
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:18,236
I think it"s better
that you don"t.
730
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,987
Tell us why you changed
your name
731
00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:33,294
from Huma Kattan to Zoe Ward?
732
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,905
I"d just transitioned from
human to zombie.
733
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,038
It"s a big life change.
734
00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:40,736
It was a new beginning.
735
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,260
What I have here is a transcript
736
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:45,567
from the Fillmore-Graves
hearing that sent George Marsh
737
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,352
to the deep freeze.
738
00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,092
"Huma asked for it."
739
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,921
She knew George was a zombie,
and she threw herself at him.
740
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,445
She was a bug chaser.
741
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:56,926
One of those girls who wanted
to get with a zombie,
742
00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,580
"wanted to be a zombie."
743
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,800
That"s what Max Roberts said
on the stand.
744
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,019
Max Roberts is a pig and a liar.
745
00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,152
He was a pig and a liar.
746
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,763
Max is dead and George
is in a deep freeze.
747
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,070
Max introduced George to you,
didn"t he?
748
00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:11,506
Yeah.
749
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,943
When did you find out that Max
was a paid wingman?
750
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,380
An expert on seducing women?
751
00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,730
When a friend showed me
his column.
752
00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,732
"Wet Willie"s Sensitive Tips."
753
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:20,994
Repulsive, right?
754
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,648
Max was killed
by a toxic substance
755
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,650
used to make optical glass.
756
00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:26,260
Where do you work, now?
757
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,310
Queen Anne Optometry.
758
00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:35,661
How did you get
the poisoned condoms to...
759
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:38,881
It was easy, I dressed up like
a giant condom and handed out
760
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,753
free samples outside the club.
761
00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,929
Made sure Max got a special box.
762
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,713
That"s easy?
763
00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:47,760
We"ll need it in writing.
764
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:51,590
I wanted a normal life.
765
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:53,243
I wanted kids.
766
00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,594
George took that away from me
without my consent.
767
00:38:55,637 --> 00:39:00,555
Max helped him and then went
on the stand and humiliated me.
768
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:03,297
At least the son of bitch
can"t hurt any more women.
769
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,299
So, you know what?
770
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,648
They can stick me in the freezer
771
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,215
for however long they want.
772
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,828
My life was over the moment
I met Max Roberts.
773
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:20,445
Come on, Chase.
It was a mistake.
774
00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,011
Admit it and move on.
775
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,685
Shooting up a newspaper office,
shutting them down,
776
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:26,364
it"s like you're begging humans
to riot.
777
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:29,323
- Are they rioting?
- No reports of riots.
778
00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:33,501
I"m placing a bet.
779
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,982
I"m betting that no one cares
enough to take to the streets
780
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:38,724
over one rinky-dink alt-weekly
closing its doors.
781
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:42,380
I suppose all the city"s sex workers will
have to find a new place to advertise.
782
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,774
Shutting down the press
over a critical story.
783
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,776
Isn"t that what
an autocrat does?
784
00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:50,562
That"s what I am.
785
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,870
You wanna know when democracy
doesn"t work?
786
00:39:56,742 --> 00:40:00,398
It doesn"t work when
you"re sitting on a powder keg.
787
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,617
It doesn"t work when
your people are starving.
788
00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:06,186
It doesn"t work when your entire
species is on the brink of extinction.
789
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:09,232
So, you can lament the closing
of the 206 Weekly.
790
00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:11,297
But they tried to make a hero
out of a woman who made it
791
00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:14,020
harder to keep
our population fed.
792
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,891
I want human smuggling stopped
793
00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:17,458
so I can save lives.
794
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,504
I don"t regret the execution
of that woman.
795
00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:21,375
I didn"t ask if you did.
796
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,073
Your soldiers didn"t just lock
the doors of the 206 Weekly.
797
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,206
They terrorized the staff.
798
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,556
They caused thousands
of dollars in damages...
799
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,992
Fake news.
800
00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,910
Fake?
801
00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:37,304
- You didn"t shoot up the place?
- Nope.
802
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:39,915
You sure about that?
803
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:42,527
Lillywhite, clear this up.
What happened?
804
00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,182
The situation was under control
805
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,271
until reporters failed
to follow instructions.
806
00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:51,449
They became belligerent
and attacked us.
807
00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:54,626
The limited gunfire was warranted
to control the situation.
808
00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:56,758
So, there you have it.
809
00:40:56,802 --> 00:41:00,196
Well, we always appreciate a
visit from the mayor"s office.
810
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,155
We need to do this more often.
811
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,516
Liv, it"s street-cleaning
tomorrow.
812
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,953
Better move your car
or you"ll get a ticket.
813
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:20,478
Liv?
814
00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:25,483
Hello?
815
00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:48,680
What the hell are you doing?
59015
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