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I'm gonna pour this jug
of milk inside my hat.
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Life, humanity, everything…
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Is just scum floating
round and round
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on top of the water
until it finally sinks.
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Oh, Ma, I did it wrong.
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Was that good?
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And now I'm gonna put
this hat on my head.
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And I know that if I were down,
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I should want to go
deeper and deeper
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into the fetid, festering earth.
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Thank you, uh, George.
That was very good.
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What's the difference? In 100
years we'll both be dead.
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I'm not sure
I can wait that long.
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Let's go, Mother.
All right. One second.
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How did George do,
Mr. Chapman?
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Do you think you might…
Whoa! Not yet,
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Do you think you might
want to represent him?
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Well, we really don't get much call for
children doing Strindberg these days.
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Maybe George could work up something
a little lighter for us next time.
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When's little Mikey get here?
Good question.
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Excuse me. Geena.
When's he gonna get here?
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Geena. Geena!
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Hi, Mr. Chapman.
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What is this?
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It's a Walkman.
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I know it's a Walkman. Do you
know why they call it a Walkman?
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Because you're supposed
to wear it when you walk.
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Not when you're
sitting at a desk, working.
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How can you hear
if somebody calls?
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Did somebody call?
Was it for me?
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Yeah, Harvard Medical.
Your brain is ready.
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Just get my brother
on the phone, please.
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Whoa! Chapman steals
the puck, he splits the "D."
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He makes his move.
It's a strong move!
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He is the king of West 83rd.
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How can he be so good?
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How about "you're old enough
to be my father!"
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Oh!
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He ignores the feeble taunts
of the pathetic defenders.
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Yes! And he shoots!
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Uh-oh.
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C'mere!
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You heard him.
Get over there!
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Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Calm down, you just
calm down a second.
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It's not easy bein'
father to all these kids.
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You see that car?
That's my boss's car,
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and he ain't gonna be
too happy if he sees it.
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And if he ain't happy,
I ain't happy.
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All right, listen.
I appreciate your situation.
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I feel compelled to tell you, however,
that I am something of a celebrity.
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What kind of celebrity are you?
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"Asshole of the month"?
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No, that's all political.
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Um, actually, did you ever see a
television show called Life with Mikey?
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You know, he's wacky, he's wild,
he's everyone's favorite child.
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- Well, that's me.
- You're little Mikey.
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I'm little Mikey.
Moose shit!
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Tell 'im, guys. Tell 'im.
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Any chance of getting
time off for good behavior?
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Hey! It is you!
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Little Mikey!
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Oh! Hey, do me a favor, autograph
somethin' for me, will ya?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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So, you still an actor?
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No, I got outta that
when I was about 15.
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I just started to hate the
superficiality of the whole scene.
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I'm an agent now.
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Morning, Bambi.
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Hey, it's noon, honey.
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Oh, surprise, surprise.
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Good morning, Geena.
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You want a kiss?
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Okay.
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So, is he mad?
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He said he was gonna kill ya if
ya weren't here in 15 minutes.
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How long ago was that?
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Rest in peace, Mr.
Chapman.
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Mrs. Tobin:
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it's nothing personal,
but business is business.
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Mrs. Tobin. Hey, Sisters
Grimm, dynamic duet.
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Flotsam and Jetsam.
Gimme five. Gimme 20.
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Michael, Mrs. Tobin is taking
the girls over to Tiny Talent.
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Go on, girls. Good-bye, Mr. Chapman.
That's fine, Mrs. Tobin,
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if you're not interested in
the Doublemint commercial.
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What?
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Ed, you didn't tell them about
the Doublemint commercial?
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Ed, what were
you thinkin' about?
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I… Honestly
have no idea.
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Do you girls like Doublemint?
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Can you say, "double-icious"?
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Yeah, that Doublemint commercial,
that's only a phone call away.
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That's what you said
three months ago, Mr. Chapman.
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It won't work this time.
Come on, girls.
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Keep your coat on, Michael.
We have to go see Barry Corman.
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Mom, what kind of cereal
is this?
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Oh, it's new from
Country Kitchens.
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It's not good for you, is it?
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Of course not, dear.
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Isn't it dewicious…
Delicious?
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Cut!
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I'm sorry, Barry.
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How much of this crap
do I have to eat today?
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What am I, Job? Mom!
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Not you, my real mom. The one who
doesn't need acting lessons.
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I'm here, Barry.
Honey, I'm right here.
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I can't work with these people.
I know.
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Or these animals.
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He's probably just having some artistic
differences with the director.
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Hey, Ed, Ed, Ed, why don't you
relax, all right?
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He's a 12-year-old kid.
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I know that.
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You think I like jumping every
time a 12-year-old calls?
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But I have to because this kid is gonna
put braces on my daughter's teeth.
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Kristin's gonna be fine.
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Besides, overbites
can be very attractive.
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Would you look at this?
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Put that down.
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Listen to me.
This is important.
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Just behave yourself, okay?
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Mrs. Corman! How are you?
Oh, Mrs. C.
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Really do.
Do I?
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Absolutely.
Oh,
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I am using this new moisturizer.
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You look very moist. Very.
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Hey, Mom,
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this is a business meeting,
not a block party.
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Do me a favor. Go down to the corner
and get me a couple of Big Macs.
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And, uh, get yourself a
little something. Oh…
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Would you boys like anything?
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They're fine.
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Yeah, we'll just get by on
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whatever falls out
of Barry's mouth.
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I'll see you all later.
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Hey, Mom, get a life.
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All right,
I'm ready for your apology.
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Wait… Wait a minute.
What is he talkin' about?
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Michael, um, Barry feels that
you're not quite supportive enough.
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That you're occasionally
rude and dismissive…
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And you don't take
his career seriously.
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You've brought me down here
to apologize to him?
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What are you, out of your mind?
For what?
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For discovering him with his entire
head stuffed in a box of Cocoa Puffs?
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I made this kid the cereal king.
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Yeah, well, I'm sick of doing
cereal commercials.
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I wanna do new stuff.
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I wanna grow artistically.
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I wanna work
with Michelle Pfeiffer.
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How come I wasn't put up
for her last movie?
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Totally our fault, Barry.
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Barry, they need you in makeup.
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We had no idea
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you were interested in the part.
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You know, you're shameless.
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Why don't you just get on your knees
and sacrifice a goat to this kid?
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Let's hope it doesn't
come to that.
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Barry, if you had only
mentioned this sooner.
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All right, you two clowns, we'll talk
later. I gotta get into character.
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What character?
All you gotta do is swallow.
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All right. You're gonna be laughing yourself
right out of a client, Mr. Funny Man,
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because Brian Spiro
from United Talent
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has been takin' me out
to a lotta lunches recently.
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Great! He'll be outta business
soon, the way you eat.
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He's kidding, Barry!
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Michael likes to kid around.
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Tell him you were kidding, Michael.
All right, I…
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I was kidding.
Barry, I was kidding.
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Come on.
You know I love you.
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Very much.
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Mmm!
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When I put Barry
in that headlock,
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I got Vitalis all over my shirt.
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Listen, Michael, I've got to
talk to you about something.
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Yes, Ed?
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I'm thinking of,
uh, getting out.
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Giving up the business.
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You're not serious.
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Yes, I am serious.
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One day, I'm gonna have to
send the girls to college,
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Marilyn wants to go to Europe.
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We've got the mortgage on the house,
I'm up to my ears in credit…
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Ed, you're not gonna leave me.
Ya can't leave me.
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This is the only thing
I know how to do.
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You gotta make a decision, Michael.
You wanna do this job or you don't.
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Because, I gotta tell ya, Uncle Larry
asked me to come work with him.
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Uncle Larry? Uncle Larry, Ed?
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Uncle Larry sells
bathroom accessories.
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Is that what you wanna
do with your life?
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No, Michael, I don't wanna
work with Uncle Larry,
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but I can't run this
agency by myself.
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Either you start becoming
a real partner…
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Or it's over.
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You're right.
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You're right.
You're right, I'm sorry.
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I'm…
I know I've been negligent.
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I do come in late, and I…
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I missed a couple of days
here and there.
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You missed October.
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So I'll see ya bright
and early Monday morning.
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Good. Bright and early.
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I will be there when we open.
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What time do we open?
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Somebody
took the fish out of the fishbowl
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and put it in a bowl
with no water.
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Mikey!
Mikey!
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Mikey.
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Dad, so nice to hear from you.
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Get down here.
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How could you do that
to little Goldie?
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Listen, if it makes
you feel any better,
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I'm sure little Goldie's in
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fish heaven.
Fish heaven right now.
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Or in a fish stick.
Or in a fish stick.
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Hey, don't make jokes
about Cynthia's fish.
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Now, you have to learn when to be a
comedian and when to be serious.
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No TV or ice cream
for the next week.
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Any chance of getting time
off for good behavior?
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Line up for
little Mikey's autograph.
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Eat a lotta turkey today,
we got little Mikey here.
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Yo, little Mikey!
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Your show sucks, man!
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Hey, you wanna come
over here and say that?
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He's not comin'
over here, is he?
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I, uh, I now declare
this Turkey Shack…
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Stuffed.
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Oh! Oh, excuse me.
That's all right.
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Here you go.
Thanks, mister.
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Thanks.
Same to you, kid.
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Gimme a couple
of those bad boys and these.
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Seven bucks.
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Think I left my wallet…
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Stop! Wait!
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Whoa!
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Stop right there!
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Hey!
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Ah, you're fast.
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That's great.
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00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,457
You know, there's a lot of money
in women's track and field.
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More than there is in my wallet.
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So why don't you
just give it back to me?
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We'll forget the
whole thing, huh?
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I don't have your wallet.
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You come near me,
and I'll scream for a cop!
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What a coincidence.
That's what I was gonna do.
248
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,707
Look, I'm gonna walk
towards you very slow.
249
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,458
Just give me the wallet.
250
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,082
That's a magnifying glass.
251
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,917
What are you gonna do, wait till
sunrise and burn me to death?
252
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,749
Okay, now that's scary.
253
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,792
Just stay where you are,
and nobody gets hurt.
254
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,792
So, what grade are ya in?
255
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:16,874
Sixth!
256
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,499
Get your hands off me!
I didn't take anything!
257
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,958
I saw you!
Hold still!
258
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,792
What's goin' on here?
If you didn't steal anything,
259
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,959
Somebody get a cop!
260
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,875
Are you all right?
261
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:58,667
It's just…
262
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,582
It'll be Christmas soon.
263
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,207
And now that Mom's gone,
264
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,707
it's just me and Dad and little Jimmy.
How sad.
265
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,166
And…
266
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,749
Don't cry, honey.
267
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,040
You see, little Jimmy wants
a Batman doll for Christmas
268
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,707
because he loves Batman.
269
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:19,707
Except he didn't like the second movie as
much as the first, but he still wants one.
270
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,207
But my dad can't afford
to buy any presents
271
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,208
because he's been out of work
ever since the accident.
272
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,999
What accident?
273
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,749
A bus hit him on Madison Avenue.
Oh.
274
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,040
He's was riding his bicycle because he's
been a messenger ever since the strike.
275
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,666
What strike?
276
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,207
The air traffic
controller's strike.
277
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,416
He's been so depressed.
278
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:42,583
Sometimes he just sits home, staring out
the window, landing imaginary planes.
279
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,874
So I wanted to try
and buy Jimmy his Batman,
280
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,249
but I didn't have
any money because I'm a child.
281
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,958
So I tried to steal it,
282
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,917
which is wrong and bad
and terrible.
283
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,708
But enough about me.
284
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,542
Carol, this isn't my wallet.
285
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,250
- That's mine.
- Huh?
286
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,125
That's my wallet.
287
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,250
He's right, his picture's
on the driver's license.
288
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:10,916
So she tried to steal
your wallet too, right?
289
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:12,959
Steal it?
This is my daughter.
290
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,749
Your daughter?
Give me a break.
291
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,749
How could she be your daughter?
Yeah!
292
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,082
What do you mean, how could she be my
daughter? You ever heard of adoption?
293
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,916
Well, I got news
for you, mister.
294
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,749
Your daughter just tried
to pickpocket my husband.
295
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,332
All right, now you
take that back, okay, ma'am?
296
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,999
Because my little
girl would never take anything
297
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,958
that doesn't belong to her.
Isn't that right, honey?
298
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,165
I'm sorry.
I'm bad. I know it.
299
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,833
Daddy, I need help. I know. We're
tryin' to get ya help, honey.
300
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:38,124
We're tryin' to get ya help. Now, I'm sure
if you just apologize to this nice man
301
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,667
and give him back his wallet,
he won't call the police.
302
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,457
Can't I just apologize?
303
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,457
Give him the wallet, okay?
304
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,791
It's all right, folks. Show's over.
Everything's cool.
305
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,124
We're workin' it out here.
306
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,749
I don't believe this!
Give him the…
307
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,917
Oh… Ah, this isn't
mine, either.
308
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:57,707
I'm sorry. Let me have that back.
What color was yours?
309
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,124
Brown alligator.
310
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,834
Oh. Okay, brown alligator…
311
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,457
Uh, is this it?
No. No.
312
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,999
Wait a minute. Oh, brown alligator.
Hey, bingo, a winner.
313
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,457
Okay, let's go, honey.
Coming, Daddy.
314
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,125
I can't wait to get back
to Connecticut.
315
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,541
You were incredible.
I mean…
316
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,874
That was an amazing performance.
317
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,958
You know, people have won Emmy
Awards for less than that.
318
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,166
I know. I did.
319
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,333
Look, as soon as we turn the
corner, let go of my hand.
320
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,416
Listen, my name is Michael Chapman,
I'm a children's talent agent.
321
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,207
If you can do in front
of a television camera
322
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,791
what you just did in
front of those people,
323
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,165
we could be very wealthy.
324
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,166
Let me give you my card…
325
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,667
Hey!
326
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,207
Oh…
327
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,041
Thank you, Erica.
328
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,624
I love that song.
329
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,833
Me too.
330
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,208
What were you playin'?
331
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:16,834
Oscar, wake up.
332
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,208
Uh, where are we?
333
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,040
We're at an audition.
334
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:23,792
All right!
335
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,583
You're the best agents!
336
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,666
I can't take it anymore, Felix.
337
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,082
I'm cracking up.
338
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:52,250
I told you 100 times, I can't
stand little notes on my pillow.
339
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,541
"We're out of
corn flakes, F.U."
340
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:59,875
It took me three hours to figure
out that "F.U." was Felix Unger.
341
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,749
Mr. Chapman,
there's a girl on the phone.
342
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,290
She says she has your wallet.
343
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,250
Yes! Yes.
344
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,458
Hi.
345
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:33,791
Count it.
346
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,499
It's all right, I trust ya.
347
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,124
Can I take your order?
348
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:39,291
Yeah, I'll have a cheeseburger, large
fries and a vanilla shake, please.
349
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,083
Coffee.
350
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:42,624
Coffee?
351
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,166
Yeah, coffee. It comes from beans.
Ever heard of it?
352
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,125
You, uh, you want a cheeseburger?
I got my wallet back.
353
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,416
I don't eat burgers.
I'm a vegetarian.
354
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,833
Ah, that's fascinating.
How come?
355
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,124
Look, I'm not here
to talk about food.
356
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,708
I wanna know how much you're
talkin' about for this TV thing.
357
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,374
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
358
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:07,040
I got a couple questions for you before
we get into the financial end of things.
359
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,999
Yeah, well, I got some questions for you.
How come you get to go first?
360
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
'Cause if you
don't answer my questions,
361
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,166
I don't know if I can
take you to the audition.
362
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,499
And if you don't answer my questions, I
don't know if I can go to an audition.
363
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,166
And if you keep blowin' that smoke in
my face, we're through talkin' now.
364
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,375
Sorry.
365
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,374
What's your name, anyway?
366
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,707
Angie Vega.
367
00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,666
And this is the
nonsmoking section.
368
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,374
You wanna put that out
before I get sick?
369
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,708
Mmph.
370
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,874
How much money we talkin' about?
371
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,875
Well, for four national spots,
372
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,374
depending on how often it airs,
it could be… I don't know…
373
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,082
Somewhere in the
neighborhood of $250,000.
374
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,332
$250,000?
375
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,333
You serious?
376
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,958
How old are you?
Ten.
377
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,041
Did you say $250,000?
378
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:52,875
Could be. How come
you're not in school?
379
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,500
Uh, today's a school day?
380
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,374
Do your parents
know you're here?
381
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,083
No, my parents are dead. What
commercial's gonna want me?
382
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,374
Oh, it's for Sunburst cookies.
383
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:06,499
Who do you live with?
384
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,207
I live with my sister,
Janice, and her boyfriend.
385
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,040
What do they think about
you not bein' in school?
386
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,958
They don't think
much of anything.
387
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:15,207
She's a Scorpio
and he's an idiot.
388
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,375
What do you get outta this?
389
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,916
Standard agency commission.
What's that?
390
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,416
Ten percent on
whatever you make.
391
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,582
What should I pay you 10% for?
392
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:28,417
Well, you need my
expertise and coaching.
393
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,375
You need my guidance
on, uh, what to wear.
394
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,458
You need me to tell you
where the audition is.
395
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:38,249
First of all, I don't need you
to tell me what to wear.
396
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,583
And I'll give you five percent.
397
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,165
Thanks very much,
but it's ten percent.
398
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,208
Six percent.
399
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:47,916
Ten percent.
End of conversation.
400
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:49,082
Seven percent.
401
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,499
Ten percent.
It's the law, all right?
402
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:54,124
It's in every standard agency agreement.
This is not negotiable.
403
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,290
Seven and a half.
404
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,125
Ten percent, and that's it!
405
00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,290
Here you go.
406
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,583
Separate checks.
407
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,333
Dear Mr. Okun,
408
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:09,290
in reference to the residuals
for the Kramer Toys ad…
409
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,792
Mr. Chapman,
you're going too fast.
410
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,457
Okay.
411
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,124
Hello, anybody home?
412
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,290
Guys…
413
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,749
Ah, nice of you to stop back in.
414
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,959
Don't worry,
we close in a few hours.
415
00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:25,999
Who's this?
416
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,707
Ed, Geena,
417
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,249
I'd like you to meet
Angie Vega, our newest client.
418
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,165
We're on our way to the
Sunburst cookie audition.
419
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,791
So, Geena, we gotta make up
a resume for her.
420
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,457
And can you do
something with her hair?
421
00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:37,333
Would you excuse us
a moment, Miss Vega?
422
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,374
Hey, Ed…
423
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:41,082
All right, where did you find her?
I met her in a restaurant.
424
00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,499
Ed, this kid is unbelievable.
425
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,165
She's dyin' to act,
426
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,416
and my gut instincts tell me
she's got what it takes.
427
00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:48,541
Why isn't she in school?
428
00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:50,500
I'm off for Christmas.
429
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:53,416
Well, Christmas
is three weeks away, honey.
430
00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,624
I'm very religious.
431
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:56,834
You got a problem with that?
432
00:23:57,917 --> 00:23:58,834
Uh-uh.
433
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,999
"Sunboist" cookies
light up my day.
434
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,791
Sunboist? Sunboist?
435
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:07,165
You wanna de-New York
your accent a little bit?
436
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,499
You got a slight Yogi Berra
thing happenin'.
437
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,999
Look, man, I'm from Brooklyn.
438
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,624
You're lucky
I can speak English.
439
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,416
All right, let's go up here.
440
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:17,582
I'm sorry, but if you're not on the
list, there's nothing I can do.
441
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:20,374
I know, I know, but if I could
just see the casting director…
442
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,457
I can't believe you don't
even have an appointment!
443
00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,582
Could you just sit down
and fill this out, all right?
444
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:27,667
Everything's
under control. Go.
445
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,332
Hello, I'm Courtney Aspinall.
446
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,874
Hi.
447
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,624
This is my mother,
Ellen Aspinall,
448
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:41,541
and my agent, Brian Spiro,
from United Talent.
449
00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:42,958
What agency are you with?
450
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,040
Uh, Chapman and Chapman.
451
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:49,457
Did they find you at
one of those open auditions?
452
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,708
No.
453
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,457
Where did they find you?
454
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,166
Eighth and 47th, okay?
455
00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:59,500
Eh, Courtney, sweetheart,
practice your lines.
456
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,916
I hate it when it's raining.
457
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,290
We don't get to go
outside for recess
458
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:10,082
or ride our bikes after school.
459
00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,290
That's funny,
460
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:14,250
but you're not
gonna do it like that, are ya?
461
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,207
What do you mean?
462
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,916
They're just cookies.
463
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,041
Don't make it sound like
a commercial for hemorrhoids.
464
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,917
You are a very rude young lady.
465
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,290
I was just trying to be helpful.
466
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:31,374
Courtney Aspinall,
we're ready for you now.
467
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:34,749
I see.
468
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,749
Allison, sweetheart, uh…
469
00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:39,416
Can we have a few minutes? Courtney
seems to have something in her eye.
470
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:40,583
All right.
471
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,499
Uh, then I'd like to introduce
myself. I'm Michael Chapman
472
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,457
from the Chapman and Chapman agency,
although you may remember me as…
473
00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:49,583
Little Mikey.
474
00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:51,874
You're little Mikey!
475
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,124
You remember.
Oh, remember?
476
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,291
I grew up on that show!
477
00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,582
That's funny, so did I.
I didn't see you.
478
00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:01,666
I used to watch
you all the time.
479
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,416
You were so cute!
480
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,499
I'm still so cute!
481
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,624
Anyway, I'm now representing
this young lady over, over here,
482
00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,958
and, uh, it would be such a…
483
00:26:15,959 --> 00:26:19,667
Well, gosh, a big break for us if you'd
just let her read today, Allison.
484
00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:23,916
Uh, listen, I don't know.
485
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:26,666
These are the callbacks. I have
the head of the company in there.
486
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,625
He's a totally hands-on type.
487
00:26:30,125 --> 00:26:32,582
Mmm, eh, has she
done anything before?
488
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,666
Here's her resume.
489
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:35,457
Mom, I'm done!
490
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:36,833
How'd you do, honey?
491
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:38,165
This isn't very much.
492
00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,958
Well, you know,
I hadn't done a thing
493
00:26:40,959 --> 00:26:43,916
when I walked into those
Life with Mikey auditions.
494
00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:47,000
And, uh, well, hey, we all
know how that turned out.
495
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:54,124
Ah, okay.
496
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,166
Okay, great.
497
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:12,624
Angie Vega,
this is Mr. Corcoran,
498
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:14,874
the president and founder
of Sunburst cookies.
499
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,375
It's a pleasure
to meet you, Angie.
500
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,333
You look very pretty.
501
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:28,082
Oh, you mustn't be frightened. I'm
just a little bit of a sportsman.
502
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:30,707
You're not a sportsman.
503
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:31,834
You're a murderer!
504
00:27:34,542 --> 00:27:36,874
Well, shall we get started?
Angie, I'll read with you.
505
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,542
No, no, I, uh,
I'm not a murderer.
506
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:43,165
Every one of these animals
was hunted legally
507
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,582
and in accordance with the law.
508
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:47,667
Oh, I'm sure that's a
big relief to the bear.
509
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:51,833
All her baby cubs are probably
just sitting in their den, saying,
510
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,499
"Mom's stuffed on
a stand in Manhattan.
511
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,458
"But that's the law. Let's just
hibernate and forget about it."
512
00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:13,250
Finally! You found a little
girl with some spirit!
513
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,624
So, Michael, who's the new girl?
514
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:19,583
Why, you wanna steal her too?
I'll just leave now.
515
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:23,375
It's good to see you've reached
a new level of maturity.
516
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:24,792
Oh, bite me.
517
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,417
My point exactly.
518
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,416
Ya know what?
Can I tell you something?
519
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:33,958
You're just jealous 'cause I got a kid
with some talent and you can't get her.
520
00:28:33,959 --> 00:28:35,916
Hey, hey, how'd it go?
Did they laugh, they cry?
521
00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:37,332
Nobody cried.
522
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,707
You know, Chapman, you're right.
523
00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:42,499
It's difficult not to be jealous
with someone who peaks at 15,
524
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,750
does a couple of Love Boats
and a Hollywood Squares
525
00:28:46,667 --> 00:28:50,582
and winds up working for daddy because
he can't get a job anywhere else.
526
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,291
I also did a Charlie's Angels,
527
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,417
and you know that.
528
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,959
Hey. Hey, hey!
529
00:28:59,959 --> 00:29:02,332
Angie, what are you doin'?
Hold the elevator.
530
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,458
Oh, excuse me.
Angie, what're ya doin'?
531
00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:07,208
Man.
532
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,499
Oh, I'm glad I caught you.
533
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,833
Can I speak to you
for just a minute?
534
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,165
Yeah, what's up?
535
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:17,582
Oh, we have to finish the
auditions just as a courtesy.
536
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:19,833
We have been looking
for this girl for months.
537
00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:23,791
But Mr. Corcoran absolutely loved Angie.
She got the job!
538
00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:26,332
She got the job!
No, shh!
539
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,541
Yes! Okay!
540
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:29,541
I'm quiet, quiet. Quiet.
541
00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:30,666
Quiet.
542
00:29:31,668 --> 00:29:34,500
Thank you.
No, no, no,
543
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,666
Here's the paperwork.
544
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,958
We need to see Angie for a
costume fitting this Friday.
545
00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:40,667
Friday.
You got it.
546
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,208
Yeah, what do you want?
547
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:03,541
Hi, uh, is this
the Vega residence?
548
00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:04,999
I'm looking for Angie Vega.
549
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,040
Lenny, who is it?
550
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,834
My name is Michael Chapman,
I'm a friend…
551
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,542
Hey!
552
00:30:14,543 --> 00:30:15,874
What are you doing here?
553
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:18,040
Angie! You got it.
554
00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:19,749
You are
the Sunburst cookie girl.
555
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,833
Out of hundreds of kids,
they picked you.
556
00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:22,750
When do I get the money?
557
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:26,040
You wanna try to hold down
the excitement a little bit?
558
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,541
When do I get the money?
559
00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:28,874
After we shoot
the first commercial!
560
00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:31,040
Listen, I gotta get your sister
to sign these documents.
561
00:30:31,041 --> 00:30:33,166
I'll get 'em signed.
Angie?
562
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,082
I really wouldn't mind
talkin' to her, if that's okay…
563
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,207
Now's not a good time.
Uh, Angie?
564
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:39,416
Listen, here's my home number.
565
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:40,417
Give me a call
when she signs 'em.
566
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,417
Congratulations!
567
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,375
And you're from Moscow.
568
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,750
That's our hometown.
569
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,750
You only had a mustache
in those days.
570
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,249
Oh, you look so much older…
571
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,625
Remember, remember, it's Russia.
572
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,875
Cold. Brr.
573
00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:07,708
Okay. So much older,
574
00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:10,583
Alexander Vershinin-nin.
575
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:12,917
And you…
576
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,708
You look…
577
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,457
So great in this sweater,
Debbie, I swear.
578
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,958
Michael, please, stop.
579
00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:24,791
I have this audition tomorrow.
Are you gonna help me or not?
580
00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:26,666
Da, da, da, okay.
581
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,000
Where were we?
582
00:31:28,792 --> 00:31:30,999
Uh, that's me.
583
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,625
The lovelorn major.
584
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I wanted…
585
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,417
Tell me what that fabric is.
What is it?
586
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,625
Ah, all right, just stay
in character, all right?
587
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,958
It's cold.
Brr!
588
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,291
This can't be happening.
589
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,040
Here's all the stuff
you needed signed.
590
00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:02,624
Now?
591
00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,500
Oh, and I also thought
I should bring this back.
592
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:06,707
Whose is this?
Mr. Cookieman's.
593
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,999
Corcoran's.
I don't believe you!
594
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,667
I admit, it wasn't such a great idea,
but, you know, you get in a habit.
595
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,707
Oh, huh, I didn't know
you had company. Yeah.
596
00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:19,125
Hello, I'm Debbie.
597
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,541
Hi, I'm Angie.
598
00:32:21,542 --> 00:32:22,959
This place is disgusting.
599
00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,666
Tell me about it.
600
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,874
Ah, she was just deliverin'
this stuff. Angie's a client.
601
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,792
Oh, really? Me too.
602
00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:32,749
I thought he just
represented kids.
603
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:33,833
No!
604
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,166
Is that true?
605
00:32:36,166 --> 00:32:38,375
Kids of all ages
is what she meant.
606
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,417
Huh!
607
00:32:40,418 --> 00:32:43,624
Well, no wonder
I've never gotten a job!
608
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,207
You're a kids' agent!
609
00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:47,207
Well, what are you saying
you never got a job?
610
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,040
I got you that job
in the Trojan Women.
611
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:53,249
Oh, big deal! One lousy production
in a theater in Passaic?
612
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,040
And I had to make
the costumes too!
613
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,041
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
614
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,708
Any chance of getting time off
for good behavior?
615
00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:01,583
No.
616
00:33:03,875 --> 00:33:04,834
Debbie!
617
00:33:04,835 --> 00:33:06,958
Debbie, don't go.
Nice meeting you, Angie.
618
00:33:06,959 --> 00:33:08,542
Debbie…
619
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,542
Uh, did I come at a bad time?
620
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,583
No, no.
That was perfect.
621
00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:27,416
Think I'd gotten just about everything
I could out of the evening.
622
00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:30,249
So you know I was thinking, I mean, I can't
concentrate on the commercials at home
623
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,250
with Lenny
and all his stupid friends.
624
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,583
So I thought I'd stay here
until we're done.
625
00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,750
That's three weeks away.
626
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,082
So what?
627
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:46,083
So what? So I don't think your sister's
gonna be too happy about that.
628
00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:49,749
Listen, I take better care
of her than she does of me.
629
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,249
So don't worry about it.
630
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,959
She knows I'm here.
It's cool.
631
00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,542
It's not cool.
632
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,249
Can I tell you something?
633
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,916
I don't wanna be rude…
634
00:34:00,917 --> 00:34:03,290
And I'm real sorry
about your domestic problems.
635
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,791
But this is my lucky Pac-Man
pillow, this is my house,
636
00:34:06,792 --> 00:34:09,083
this is your bag
and that's the door.
637
00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:11,500
I like my privacy.
638
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,917
More than your commission?
639
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,166
What, are you threatening me?
640
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,125
I don't respond well to threats.
641
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,250
I will not be threatened.
642
00:34:27,291 --> 00:34:29,792
You are such a pig!
643
00:34:30,542 --> 00:34:31,625
Yuck!
644
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,834
Yeah.
645
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,542
Do you know this girl?
Is she staying with you?
646
00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:59,040
That depends.
What did she do?
647
00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:02,542
I found her in the hall this
morning, throwing out your garbage.
648
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,207
I'm sorry, Mrs. Cantrell.
That won't happen again.
649
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,333
I hope it happens every day.
650
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,165
Usually, the garbage just sits
there, smelling up the whole place.
651
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,207
Not to mention
the cigarette butts.
652
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,833
Yeah, dear? Don't you think it's
time to get ready for school?
653
00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:20,624
Yeah, right.
In my next life.
654
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:23,124
Look at this place!
Yeah. Thank you,
655
00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:03,082
Get away from me with that!
656
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,750
I'm about to have breakfast.
657
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:40,166
Ugh! Ooh!
658
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:51,374
What?
659
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,707
I don't believe this!
660
00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,875
You let her stay
in your apartment?
661
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:57,332
I don't understand you.
I really don't.
662
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,624
I thought you'd be happy.
663
00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:00,457
We finally get the biggest job
we've had in years
664
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,999
and you're upset 'cause
there's a few little problems.
665
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,290
A few little problems?
666
00:38:04,291 --> 00:38:05,666
You said she
doesn't go to school.
667
00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:07,707
She steals,
she ran away from home.
668
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,999
We're now representing The Omen.
669
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,165
Did you check her head
for the little 666?
670
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:13,791
Yeah, there was only two sixes.
671
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,500
We got her just in time!
672
00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:20,874
Miss Briganti,
announce me, please.
673
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,000
Certainly.
674
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:26,208
The cereal king is here.
675
00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:27,874
Hi, Barry.
676
00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:30,249
Barry! What an
unexpected pleasure.
677
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,082
I wanna go skating.
678
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,166
Skating?
679
00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,541
Who doesn't?
680
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:40,374
Ah, I'd love to take you skating, Barry,
but we're still sort of working here.
681
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:42,707
Oh, is that right?
682
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:46,999
I bet Brian Spiro from United Talent
would be willing to take me skating.
683
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,208
I bet that…
684
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:51,916
Va-va-vavoom!
685
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,041
Well, hello, Dolly!
686
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,083
Who's the troll?
687
00:38:57,542 --> 00:39:01,250
Barry Corman, I'd like you to meet
our newest client, Angie Vega.
688
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:03,458
Enchante, mademoiselle.
689
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,208
Yuck!
690
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:17,250
How would you like to accompany me
to Wollman rink, my brown-eyed girl?
691
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,208
Get lost!
692
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:25,541
Hey, come on! Come on!
Get on the ice!
693
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:28,749
I've never been able to tie these
things. Mom always had to do it.
694
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:31,082
Ya know, I was thinkin',
695
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:33,416
it's real cramped at my
apartment with Angie there
696
00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:35,916
and, uh, you got that
big house and everything…
697
00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,250
Oh, forget it!
698
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,290
Look, it's no place
for a kid, Ed.
699
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:43,165
I got various friends
comin' over at all hours
700
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,791
and I stay up late
and I play my music loud…
701
00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:48,958
Oh, please. Stop making it
sound like the Copacabana.
702
00:39:48,959 --> 00:39:54,207
It's a one-bedroom pigsty you share
with various bimbos and a 32-inch TV.
703
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:56,124
We're talkin' about a lot
of money here, all right?
704
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,332
And it's not just gonna
be these commercials.
705
00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:59,125
This kid is very special.
706
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:03,333
Look, Michael, you're gonna
have to be responsible for her.
707
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:07,083
Make sure she goes to school,
stops stealing.
708
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,291
And do something
about that knife.
709
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:15,457
All right, TV off.
You got school tomorrow.
710
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,083
I'm not goin' to school.
711
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,792
Yeah, ya are.
712
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:20,959
I am not!
713
00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:22,875
You are!
714
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:26,375
I already know everything
I have to know.
715
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,166
Ya know, you're right.
716
00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:34,332
I mean, you're smart.
717
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,333
You are so smart.
718
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:38,166
You're just not that smart.
719
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:40,040
I'm smart enough.
720
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,124
What's the capital of New York?
721
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:43,666
Albany. What's the capital
of New Jersey? Newark.
722
00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:45,332
Trenton. Who was
the 16th president?
723
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:46,666
Carter.
724
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,457
Lincoln. What's the longest
river in the world?
725
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,290
The Hudson.
726
00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:51,499
The Nile.
727
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,999
Who's the oldest Beatle?
728
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,332
The oldest who?
729
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,207
How do you know
this stuff anyway?
730
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,124
CNN. How come you
don't know it?
731
00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,542
Maybe you
should go to school, huh?
732
00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,000
I went to school.
733
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:05,083
Couldn't have been
a very good one.
734
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:08,542
You wanna know about my school?
735
00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:16,541
My school was a trailer outside
the Life with Mikey set.
736
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,249
There was me,
737
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,166
the girl who played
my sister on the show…
738
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,916
Who, incidentally, is up for
parole in a couple of months…
739
00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:25,417
And this, uh,
740
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,207
73-year-old Mennonite woman with
halitosis and a hearing aid
741
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:32,000
named Miss Mitchell.
742
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:35,083
Yeah, and…
743
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,333
And I never got to know
any other kids.
744
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,583
Can you imagine what my prom was like?
745
00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:49,082
Uh-huh. I don't care.
I'm not goin' to school.
746
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,916
And put that out.
747
00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:53,583
Don't you ever read what
secondary smoke does to kids?
748
00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:57,541
Lucky for me,
I don't have any kids.
749
00:41:57,542 --> 00:42:00,083
That's right. I'm not your kid.
So I don't have to listen to you.
750
00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:02,375
Yeah, you do.
751
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:03,833
And you're goin'.
752
00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:07,374
If I go to school,
you're out $18,750.
753
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:08,250
Come again?
754
00:42:08,251 --> 00:42:11,208
Seven and a half percent
of $250,000.
755
00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:15,457
First of all, it's ten percent.
756
00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:18,457
And that means you're out…
Uh… Two…
757
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:20,959
$225,000.
758
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,125
Ya know, I'm tired of this.
759
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,749
I'm tired of you movin'
stuff around in my bathroom.
760
00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:30,833
And I'm tired of you
tellin' me I can't smoke.
761
00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:34,541
And I'm tired of you eatin' muffins
all the time and not givin' me any.
762
00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:37,666
Tired of you takin' over my bedroom
and usin' my phone all the time,
763
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:40,125
throwin' out food just because
the expiration date…
764
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:42,500
It's not worth it.
765
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,125
Tomorrow you're goin' back
to your sister's.
766
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,625
Where are you goin'?
767
00:42:47,626 --> 00:42:49,291
Wherever you're not!
768
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,499
I won't be here
when you get back!
769
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,625
Great! You wanna turn out
the lights when you leave?
770
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,582
I hate you!
771
00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,416
No, you don't!
772
00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:00,583
Yes, I do!
773
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:06,208
This
small, but aggressive female…
774
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,667
This really sucks.
775
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,833
You see, by the end of the day,
776
00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:46,332
you're gonna be using much more
sophisticated terminology.
777
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,999
Like, uh,
"This really sucketh."
778
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,875
I better get this over with.
779
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:54,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here, here.
780
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,207
Don't forget this.
781
00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,333
I can't believe
you made me lunch.
782
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,040
Yeah.
783
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:03,290
With what? All you have
in your fridge is ketchup.
784
00:44:03,291 --> 00:44:06,040
It's mu shu pork.
I've taken out the pork.
785
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:08,874
Don't lose this lunch box, all right.
That's a collector's item.
786
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,541
Really? How much
can I get for it?
787
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,750
Go to school.
788
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500
Men!
789
00:44:14,667 --> 00:44:17,333
Be nice to the other kids, huh?
Don't mug anybody.
790
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:20,249
Bye.
Bye.
791
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,458
Excuse me, George.
792
00:45:13,917 --> 00:45:17,750
Misters Chapman, I think you
oughta come out and look at this.
793
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:19,291
Now?
794
00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:22,417
What's the problem?
795
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:27,374
Oh, my God!
What happened?
796
00:45:27,375 --> 00:45:29,958
I got in a fight.
But it's okay, I won.
797
00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:31,707
Should see the other guy.
798
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:33,791
The other guy doesn't have a
commercial to shoot tomorrow.
799
00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:35,749
Neither does she with that face.
800
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:37,040
Ya know what's good?
801
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,834
A piece of steak.
You put it on the eye.
802
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,625
We can't afford steak.
803
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,333
I don't want
any meat on my face.
804
00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:46,541
Quick!
Somebody get some tofu.
805
00:45:57,834 --> 00:45:59,500
How's it look?
806
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,333
Like the opening scene
from Rocky.
807
00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:06,708
Why me? I'm a good person.
I believe in God.
808
00:46:07,166 --> 00:46:09,833
Don't worry. They don't call
it "CoverGirl" for nothin'.
809
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:16,374
Here we are. How do ya feel?
You all right?
810
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:18,416
You'll do fine.
You look great.
811
00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:19,582
You look good.
812
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:20,833
Good morning, Angie.
813
00:46:20,834 --> 00:46:21,874
How are you today?
814
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,290
Good, Mr. C.
815
00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:24,291
Good morning,
Mr. Corcoran.
816
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:26,624
Wait a minute, what's
wrong with your face?
817
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,833
Why is she wearing
all that makeup?
818
00:46:28,834 --> 00:46:30,791
Your eye's all puffy.
819
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:33,999
Now, that's not gonna show up on
screen, is it? We can't have that.
820
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,707
Well, see what happened was…
I don't know what happened…
821
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:37,541
I think she slept on
one side of her face…
822
00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,749
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
823
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:43,749
I was in the cafeteria yesterday, and I
told a few people about the commercial.
824
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:46,082
And there was this
one girl, Sheila Bersten.
825
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:48,833
She said Sugar Gems are
better than Sunburst cookies.
826
00:46:48,834 --> 00:46:50,000
Sugar Gems!
827
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:54,207
They're made with lard
and preservatives!
828
00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:57,499
That's what I told her. I said,
"Sunburst cookies are all natural.
829
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,208
"No preservatives.
Just nature's own recipe."
830
00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:04,000
And then she punched me.
831
00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:09,000
Now, now, now, that's all right. She
was probably just a little jealous.
832
00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:12,082
It all happened so fast. There
were cookies everywhere.
833
00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:15,208
Now, don't you worry.
You're my girl.
834
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,417
Somebody cover up that eye.
Come along to makeup.
835
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:23,917
What a week!
836
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:28,417
First I lose my wallet.
Now this.
837
00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:30,750
Action!
838
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:34,083
I hate it when
it's raining. There's…
839
00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:36,750
- There's…
- Cut! Cut!
840
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:40,417
No problem. Keep it going.
Make the heavens weep.
841
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:43,707
Right away,
please. Mark it.
842
00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:46,708
- Sunburst cookies, take two.
- And action!
843
00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:51,582
I hate it when it's raining. We
don't get to go outside for recess,
844
00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:53,917
or ride our bikes after school.
Cut!
845
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,708
You're supposed to
hold the cookies up.
846
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:59,959
And you've got to be
more excited! Excited!
847
00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:03,791
- Sunburst cookies, take 21.
- Action.
848
00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:06,959
- Sunboist cookies…
- Cut! Sunboist?
849
00:48:07,291 --> 00:48:10,792
- Sunburst cookies, take 49.
- And action.
850
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:14,999
- Sunburst cookies… Ah!
- Cut!
851
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,125
Cut! Cut! Cut!
852
00:48:17,667 --> 00:48:19,124
Mr. Corcoran, could I
see you for a moment?
853
00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:21,625
All right, people, hold your
positions. Stay right there…
854
00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:23,458
Go talk to her.
855
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:28,999
Excuse me.
I can't do this.
856
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,333
Yes, you can. Just relax, all right?
You're gonna be fine.
857
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,791
It would be easier if they'd just
let me talk like a real person.
858
00:48:35,792 --> 00:48:38,666
"I hate it when it's raining.
I should have known.
859
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,833
"It's my favorite
little sunny friends."
860
00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,041
I mean, it's like a cookie
for manic depressives.
861
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:45,625
Okay, it's stupid.
862
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,667
You're right,
it's a stupid line.
863
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:51,666
But it's no more stupid than,
864
00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:54,124
"I hope little Jimmy gets
a Batman doll for Christmas,
865
00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:57,040
"because he really wants
it, blah, blah, blah."
866
00:48:57,041 --> 00:49:00,792
I mean, that's pretty stupid. But
that's what show business is all about,
867
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,041
acting like an idiot.
868
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:07,207
It's not you, you're just doing your job.
You know what I mean?
869
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:10,749
Look at it this way, most people
feel like idiots most of the time,
870
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,792
but they don't get paid for it.
871
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:17,374
Relax, you're gonna be fine. I
know what an idiot you can be.
872
00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:18,666
Come on.
873
00:49:18,667 --> 00:49:21,332
All right, friends and
relatives, take a hike, please.
874
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:25,207
Clear my set, come on.
Get ready, mark it.
875
00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:27,040
Is she okay?
She's okay.
876
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:29,000
And action.
877
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:32,707
I hate it when it's raining. We
don't get to go outside for recess,
878
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,208
or ride our bikes after school.
879
00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:38,834
Where's that coming from?
I should have known!
880
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,874
Cut! Let's try that with a
closed bag, for God's sake!
881
00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:45,542
Makeup, I can still
see the eye. Angie.
882
00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:47,500
Better.
883
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:54,834
- Sunburst cookies, take 72.
- And action.
884
00:49:55,542 --> 00:49:57,875
My favorite little
sunny friends.
885
00:49:58,208 --> 00:50:00,874
Sunburst cookies are
made with heartwarming honey,
886
00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,541
and oh, yes!
887
00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:05,917
A special splash of sunburst for
that fabulously fresh flavor.
888
00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:08,124
Sunburst cookies, take 81.
889
00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:10,917
Sunburst cookies
light up my… My…
890
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:13,125
Sunburst cookies light up my…
891
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:15,999
Sunburst cookies
light up my day!
892
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,917
Cut! Perfect.
893
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:19,958
We're wrapped.
894
00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:26,916
How about our little girl, huh?
895
00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,791
Listen, if these spots look
as good as I think they will,
896
00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:32,791
you boys and I are gonna
have to sit down and discuss
897
00:50:32,792 --> 00:50:36,124
making Angie our national
Sunburst cookie girl.
898
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:38,749
This is great!
899
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,917
Thank you, Mr. Corcoran.
Hey, you were great!
900
00:50:48,792 --> 00:50:50,667
Ah, I am really beat.
901
00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,457
You know, you always
just watch commercials,
902
00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:56,749
and you never, ever think
how hard it is to make them.
903
00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,125
You were great.
904
00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:00,250
I was proud of ya.
905
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:05,000
In fact, when I was watching
ya, you kind of reminded me
906
00:51:05,834 --> 00:51:08,625
of this time I was doing
the show and this, um…
907
00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:54,374
Hello, I'm Mrs. Gordon.
Are you Mr. Chapman?
908
00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:57,416
Yeah, I am. But I just wanna
tell you right now that, uh,
909
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:58,583
we're claiming
self-defense on this one.
910
00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:02,583
Angela, I'm not amused.
911
00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:05,916
Angela!
912
00:53:05,917 --> 00:53:09,041
I want you and Evan to wait
outside for a minute, please.
913
00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:14,125
And no hitting.
I didn't hit
914
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:17,791
She broke my retainer.
You gotta
915
00:53:17,792 --> 00:53:19,291
She'll get that
overhand right in.
916
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:21,875
They're so cute at
this age, aren't they?
917
00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,917
Would you mind telling me what
your relationship is to Angela?
918
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:29,207
Uh, yeah, sure. Um…
919
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:32,457
Angie… Angela, uh,
920
00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:35,374
is doing a series of commercials
for Sunburst cookies…
921
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:37,457
And, uh, I'm her agent.
922
00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:40,416
Although, right now, I'm thinking
about being her boxing promoter.
923
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:43,291
This isn't funny, Mr. Chapman.
Please sit down.
924
00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,917
We have a very
serious problem here.
925
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,625
Now, Angela is an extremely bright
girl, but she's also very lonely.
926
00:53:57,208 --> 00:54:00,750
She eats lunch by herself every day. She
barely talks to the other children.
927
00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,458
No kidding.
928
00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:04,999
I had no idea.
929
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,499
That's because she's not very
good at expressing her feelings.
930
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,458
She either runs away or hits.
931
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,374
So, instead of
writing a love letter,
932
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:17,041
or drawing little hearts on her
notebooks like the other girls,
933
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,834
she's going to give
Evan a concussion.
934
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,999
I… You mean,
she, uh…
935
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,125
Has a crush on him.
936
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,959
And I know it's very sweet,
937
00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:34,458
but she's frightened and insecure, and not
sure of how to be with other children.
938
00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:38,666
She's become really withdrawn
939
00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:41,999
and difficult since her
mother passed away.
940
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,499
Listen, um, are you sure you
wanna be talking to me about this?
941
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,792
'Cause this really
isn't my area.
942
00:54:50,959 --> 00:54:54,166
Fine. You're the one
she told me to call.
943
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,708
But tell me, Mr. Chapman,
who should I be talking to?
944
00:55:03,041 --> 00:55:07,666
Where is Mikey? It's 8:30. I'm
really beginning to get worried.
945
00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:10,749
I hope he's not in any kind of trouble.
I never should have yelled at him.
946
00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:13,499
Now, it's not your fault, Helen.
947
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,499
The boy let the dog out of the yard.
948
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:20,374
I miss him.
We all miss Mikey, honey.
949
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:23,375
I was talking about the dog!
950
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:27,040
- Maybe we should call the police.
- You're right.
951
00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,166
What?
952
00:55:29,708 --> 00:55:31,457
Merry Christmas, everyone.
953
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:33,582
How come you never told
me about your mother?
954
00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:36,207
What happened?
955
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:39,542
I don't want to talk about my family, okay?
It's my business.
956
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,124
Since when does Ed
want to see me on a weekend?
957
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:46,082
I don't know. He just said it was
important. What time you got?
958
00:55:46,083 --> 00:55:48,416
I don't know. Why don't
you get a watch?
959
00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:50,332
I haven't got time to get a watch.
Get it? Get it?
960
00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:52,124
Yo, Bambi.
961
00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,417
Hey, Angie. Hey, Michael.
What's shakin'?
962
00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,582
Surprise!
Surprise!
963
00:56:04,959 --> 00:56:07,082
It's not my birthday. I know that.
I know that.
964
00:56:07,083 --> 00:56:10,082
But I thought you needed a party, and
besides that… ♪ Happy birthday
965
00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,332
I thought it was a perfect
opportunity ♪ To you
966
00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:13,791
for you to meet Mr. Right.
967
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:26,916
Save it, Judy,
save it. All right…
968
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:37,583
I see what you like
about the guy.
969
00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,624
Really. He's cute.
He's polite.
970
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:44,624
We know he can take a punch, right?
I can't believe you did this.
971
00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:47,207
Ah, will you just go
in and talk to him?
972
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:50,291
Come on, just… Ask him
what his hobbies are.
973
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:55,124
Talk to him about class. Tell him his
teeth are really straightening out.
974
00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:58,124
You don't understand.
I try to talk to him, Chapman.
975
00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:01,375
But he won't even look at me.
I'm ugly, that's the problem.
976
00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:08,041
You are not ugly.
977
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:12,291
Hey, hey, hey, you're not ugly.
978
00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:16,332
Can you say that? Can you
say, "I'm not ugly"?
979
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:20,000
Say, "I'm not ugly. I'm not ugly.
I'm not ugly!"
980
00:57:20,417 --> 00:57:21,875
I'm not ugly.
981
00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:25,542
Well, you… That, now that was ugly.
Say, "I'm not ugly."
982
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,999
"I'm not ugly!"
I'm not ugly.
983
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,333
"I'm not ugly!"
I'm not ugly.
984
00:57:30,959 --> 00:57:33,291
Right. Right.
985
00:57:34,959 --> 00:57:36,458
Hey, birthday girl!
986
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:43,000
Let me be the first to say you
don't look a day over 10.
987
00:57:44,542 --> 00:57:47,375
This is just a small
token of my affection.
988
00:57:48,542 --> 00:57:51,374
And there is more
where that came from.
989
00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:53,000
Now that is ugly.
990
00:57:56,542 --> 00:57:59,249
Oh, Ed? Hi.
Hi!
991
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:03,249
Ed, we've been meaning to
talk to you about Judy.
992
00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:06,332
She's been with you for
two years now. Yeah.
993
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:08,624
That's a lot of wasted talent.
994
00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:12,207
You know, we'd really love
to see her on a series.
995
00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:14,874
Oh, so would I. Um,
as a matter of fact, uh,
996
00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:18,374
someone from NBC just called
about Judy the other day.
997
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,041
Didn't they, Geena?
No. Yes!
998
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,125
So, you like acting.
999
00:58:25,792 --> 00:58:28,291
Not really.
It's kind of stupid.
1000
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,582
I think it's kind of cool
that you're doing it.
1001
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,707
Angie has time to go to
school, do her homework,
1002
00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,207
and make commercials
in her spare time.
1003
00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:36,666
Don't let her go.
Do you mind?
1004
00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:38,291
Excuse me.
1005
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,749
Shake it, George! Shake it, George!
Hey, hey!
1006
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,290
Hey, can I get your attention?
Everybody listen up!
1007
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:48,707
In honor of our birthday girl, I've made
reservations for a very elegant affair.
1008
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,916
Kids only.
1009
00:58:50,917 --> 00:58:55,041
But! But I need you all to be
on your very best behavior.
1010
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,125
There you go, take that!
1011
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,917
Go, Lobotomizer!
Kill him! Kill him!
1012
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,582
Will somebody please throw
Judy Wasserman in the ring!
1013
00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:10,332
Oh, sure, George! Are you gonna
catch her when they throw her back?
1014
00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:12,290
Come on!
1015
00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:15,125
I hate wrestling.
Yeah, but Evan loves it.
1016
00:59:17,041 --> 00:59:18,999
Want me to get you a soda?
1017
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,290
- Okay.
- Smash his ear!
1018
00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,500
Ow! Oh!
1019
00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:26,207
Happening. It's happening!
Loan me your hat real fast.
1020
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:27,250
My hat?
1021
00:59:30,417 --> 00:59:31,750
Ew!
1022
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,750
Ew, gross!
Never again!
1023
00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:37,624
From now on it's only
kosher franks for me.
1024
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,417
Here.
Keep it!
1025
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:53,165
One, two, three!
1026
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:54,874
You're outta there!
1027
00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:57,416
Yeah! Here, take that!
Winner…
1028
00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:59,125
Here, Mike, come here.
1029
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,291
Get outta the way!
1030
01:00:05,667 --> 01:00:09,666
I wanna tell you something.
I wanna say, I'm the greatest!
1031
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:14,416
I'm a killer! I'm an animal!
And I also wanna say
1032
01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:18,582
happy birthday to Angie Vega from all
the gang at Chapman and Chapman.
1033
01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,332
Now get down here, Angie, or I'm gonna
have to come up there and get ya!
1034
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:24,208
Whoa! Whoa!
Come on, come on.
1035
01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:28,291
Come on, get on
down here! Come on!
1036
01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:38,833
Hey! Who invited you
down here, punk?
1037
01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:41,874
Here, come here! You wanna be in the ring?
Well, now you're in here.
1038
01:00:44,166 --> 01:00:47,875
Stop! Put him down!
No! Put him down!
1039
01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:52,500
I'll put him down, little
1040
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:57,208
Oh, my God!
Whoa, where are
1041
01:00:58,291 --> 01:00:59,583
Come on, everybody!
1042
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,624
Wrestlers are not really
that mean, you know.
1043
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:35,082
They're just like hammy TV actors,
which is why they didn't hurt me.
1044
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:37,417
It's like a
professional courtesy.
1045
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,124
Those tickets must've
cost you a lot of money.
1046
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:43,750
They cost $237, but they didn't cost me
anything. It's coming out of your cut.
1047
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:46,624
I think Judy Wasserman
would make a great wrestler.
1048
01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:48,999
They could call her "The
Mermanator."
1049
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,250
Hey, if you're not gonna wear
that stole that Barry gave you,
1050
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,959
do you mind if I borrow it?
Be my guest.
1051
01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,583
You and Evan set a date yet?
Shut up!
1052
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,417
You really are 11,
Ang. Enjoy it.
1053
01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:05,792
I know it was the high point of my life.
I was thinking of my…
1054
01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:25,791
Hey!
What happened?
1055
01:02:25,792 --> 01:02:27,040
The corporate secretary called.
1056
01:02:27,041 --> 01:02:30,624
She said it was important
he see both of us right away.
1057
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:34,332
You think?
He's making Angie
1058
01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:41,625
Thank you.
Oh, look at this!
1059
01:02:43,834 --> 01:02:47,374
Hello, Mr. C.
Mr. Corcoran,
1060
01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:48,959
Sit down, gentlemen!
1061
01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,499
Whoops!
Just gonna…
1062
01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:57,833
This is my attorney,
Mr. Norman Feller.
1063
01:02:57,834 --> 01:03:00,666
Hey, Norman.
Oh, pleasure
1064
01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:02,457
I've always loved that name,
"Norman." That's nice.
1065
01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:04,458
Mr. Feller, would
you tell these gentlemen
1066
01:03:04,792 --> 01:03:07,500
what you've just told me?
Yes, sir.
1067
01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:12,833
Our legal department does the check into all
the contractual aspects of the commercials.
1068
01:03:12,834 --> 01:03:15,499
We discovered that the
signature on Angie's contract
1069
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:19,417
belongs to a Janice Vega, who
is not her legal guardian.
1070
01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:23,750
Angie's actual guardian is
her father, a Richard Vega.
1071
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,916
No, that's… That's not,
that's not possible.
1072
01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:31,207
You told me her father was dead.
He's dead. He's dead!
1073
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,667
Angie's father,
who is very much alive,
1074
01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:36,375
is at a rehab center upstate.
1075
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:44,000
These commercials cost me
one half million dollars,
1076
01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:47,207
and now I may not
be able to air them!
1077
01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,874
I don't know what to say, sir.
We had no idea…
1078
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:52,375
What do you do, pick up
kids from off the streets?
1079
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:56,583
Now listen carefully!
If these contracts
1080
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:02,583
are not on my desk by tomorrow
morning, signed by Angie's father,
1081
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,249
you will pay for these commercials,
and then I will sue you
1082
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:11,708
for breach of contract,
fraud and gross negligence!
1083
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:17,124
Now believe me,
if you do not comply,
1084
01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,875
I will have your heads.
1085
01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,833
Now get out of my office!
1086
01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:24,959
Oh!
1087
01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:30,666
This is my fault. I should
never have listened to you.
1088
01:04:30,667 --> 01:04:32,999
Anyone who's stupid
enough to listen to you
1089
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,791
deserves to wind up in this situation.
Do me a favor, Ed.
1090
01:04:35,792 --> 01:04:39,290
Don't make it sound like I'm a complete
moron. She told me that her father was dead!
1091
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:42,958
So what? Corcoran's right. It was
our job to know she has a father!
1092
01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:45,624
I don't even know what the hell we're doing
representing her in the first place.
1093
01:04:45,625 --> 01:04:47,749
You are unbelievable!
Twenty minutes ago
1094
01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:50,332
you were thrilled when you thought
the money was gonna come rolling in.
1095
01:04:50,333 --> 01:04:53,666
Now don't be such a hypocrite, all right,
Ed? Don't tell me about the money!
1096
01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:55,999
You think because you go out and find
one client in the past two years,
1097
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,165
I should get down on my
knees and thank you?
1098
01:04:58,166 --> 01:05:00,958
I have kept this agency
open for the past 10 years!
1099
01:05:00,959 --> 01:05:03,332
If it wasn't for me, Ed,
there wouldn't be an agency.
1100
01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:05,165
Well, that's old news, Michael.
1101
01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:09,125
That was 15 years ago! That
excuse doesn't hold up anymore.
1102
01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:12,707
All right, fine. Fine.
1103
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:14,582
I'm gonna go up to Elmira. I'm
gonna get the signature myself.
1104
01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:16,792
I'm gonna do it all by myself!
1105
01:05:17,291 --> 01:05:19,500
I'm gonna need your car
and some money for gas.
1106
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:25,124
When was the last time
1107
01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:28,499
I'm doing this. Why don't you go back
to the office and call our lawyer?
1108
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:31,374
What lawyer?
Eric, the magician's father,
1109
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:32,458
Call him.
1110
01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:33,958
Eric the magician?
1111
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,165
Oh, oh! Let me in.
All right.
1112
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:40,290
I'll drive!
I'm okay,
1113
01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:43,458
Who cares about you? I still
have payments on this car!
1114
01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:50,959
Michael, get out of the…
1115
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:04,874
So that's when I decided
that the best thing to do would be
1116
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:07,083
just to get in the car
and drive up here.
1117
01:06:07,417 --> 01:06:10,374
I appreciate what
you're doing for Angie.
1118
01:06:10,375 --> 01:06:13,041
But I'm her father.
Why didn't you call me?
1119
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:16,208
Well, Angie never
told me about you.
1120
01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:17,875
What do you mean?
1121
01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:21,166
Well, she said you were dead.
1122
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:23,166
Oh.
1123
01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:28,207
I mean, I think she meant it
in the best sense of the word.
1124
01:06:28,208 --> 01:06:31,667
You know, like tired dead.
1125
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:33,542
Dead tired.
1126
01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:36,375
Pooped.
1127
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:44,041
When my wife died,
I lost it. Okay?
1128
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:49,290
I snapped, and this is something
very difficult for me to admit,
1129
01:06:49,291 --> 01:06:53,082
but I was not there for my daughters
the way I should have been.
1130
01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:55,416
You don't have to
explain to me. Listen.
1131
01:06:55,417 --> 01:06:58,542
My life has been going
downhill for about 15 years.
1132
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:03,750
I mean, at least you have daughters.
I… I have no kids.
1133
01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:06,750
I have no money.
I have no life.
1134
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:11,125
I'm sorry, did I interrupt you?
No, go on.
1135
01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:12,917
I'm starting to feel better.
1136
01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:15,124
I'm starting to feel worse.
1137
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:18,082
Well, maybe you should come
here and stay for a while.
1138
01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:22,708
Actually this is a pretty good
1139
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:26,834
When I get my family
back, I'll be all right.
1140
01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:41,040
Hey, Chapman!
How're ya doin'?
1141
01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:44,333
I hope you're hungry 'cause
we're having spaghetti.
1142
01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:47,625
That is, if I can get it
off the side of the pot.
1143
01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:51,332
Hey, Ang?
Oh, and Anna called.
1144
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:54,499
She said you were supposed to
call her back Friday. Angie?
1145
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:56,916
You really get around, don't you? What're
you, a condom tester or something?
1146
01:07:56,917 --> 01:07:58,125
Angie!
1147
01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:02,125
I met your father today.
1148
01:08:03,041 --> 01:08:04,792
What did you say?
1149
01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:09,125
I said, I saw your dad today.
I went up to Elmira.
1150
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:13,708
How come you didn't tell me about him?
I hate my father.
1151
01:08:14,166 --> 01:08:15,458
I like him.
1152
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,666
I can't believe you went up to
see him without asking me first.
1153
01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,374
You had no right to do that!
1154
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:25,125
It wasn't exactly
a pleasure trip!
1155
01:08:25,667 --> 01:08:28,666
You know Corcoran threatened to sue me and
Ed if we didn't get your father's signature?
1156
01:08:28,667 --> 01:08:30,207
You could've told me first!
1157
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,374
You know, if you had
been honest with me,
1158
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:35,208
we wouldn't even be having
this conversation right now.
1159
01:08:36,166 --> 01:08:39,666
You gotta stop lying, Ang.
Don't give me that.
1160
01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:41,958
I do not.
No?
1161
01:08:41,959 --> 01:08:45,208
You lied to Ed about me when we
first went up to the office. Right?
1162
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:48,457
And then you made up
1163
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,999
And then… You lie to your girlfriends.
That's different.
1164
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,708
Yeah, right. It's
okay for you to lie.
1165
01:08:57,291 --> 01:09:01,708
Look, the point is your dad's worried
about you. And he wants to talk to you.
1166
01:09:02,959 --> 01:09:04,708
And he thinks you should
go back to your house.
1167
01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:08,583
He said he would make
sure Lenny moves out.
1168
01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:11,667
He's your father, Ang.
1169
01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:14,708
I think you should
do what he says.
1170
01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,708
Fine. I'll leave now.
1171
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:23,958
I'm not saying you should leave now.
No, I want to.
1172
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:27,082
Will you… Will you just
calm down for a second?
1173
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:30,250
Maybe we can sit down and discuss this!
There's nothing to discuss.
1174
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,582
Everybody's already
decided what I should do.
1175
01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:35,208
I mean, don't bother
asking me or anything.
1176
01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:38,457
We haven't decided what you should do.
It's just that
1177
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:41,040
if you get together and talk, maybe
you could work it out with him.
1178
01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:43,124
I'm just trying to help, Ang!
1179
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:44,875
You can't help me.
1180
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,208
You can't even help
yourself. Look at you!
1181
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,332
You're disgusting,
you live like a pig.
1182
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:53,417
And you think you're real charming and
cute and that everybody loves you.
1183
01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:57,416
But you're 31, you have no money and
you walk around telling everybody
1184
01:09:57,417 --> 01:10:01,917
about some stupid television show you
were on that nobody cares about anymore.
1185
01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:05,124
You're a has-been.
Don't be mean, Angie.
1186
01:10:05,125 --> 01:10:07,916
If you wanna talk, we'll
talk, but don't be mean.
1187
01:10:07,917 --> 01:10:11,499
I don't wanna talk. There's nothing
to talk about. I did the commercials.
1188
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:15,750
I get my money, you get your money
and that's it. Everybody's happy.
1189
01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,291
Wait a minute.
1190
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:20,290
Angie!
Just leave me alone.
1191
01:10:20,291 --> 01:10:22,457
Where are you going?
1192
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:25,333
And don't follow me.
1193
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:05,332
Hey, you're back!
1194
01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:08,416
You okay?
Yeah.
1195
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,166
Hi, Angie.
1196
01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:43,249
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
1197
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,834
Geena!
Merry Christmas,
1198
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:59,834
Merry Christmas to you too, Geena.
How about a kiss?
1199
01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:03,708
Geena, let's make out.
1200
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,417
Ed in the office?
Yeah.
1201
01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:09,875
He's in with
Mrs. Corman.
1202
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,874
Am I interrupting anything?
1203
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:15,250
Oh, none of your concern.
1204
01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:19,416
Mrs. Corman was just in the
middle of giving us the axe
1205
01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:21,917
on behalf of Barry.
Oh!
1206
01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:26,250
I tried to talk to him,
but he would not budge.
1207
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,207
He's just sold
on this Mr. Spiro.
1208
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,457
Can I say something? And
excuse me if I'm out of line,
1209
01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:34,750
but I can't believe, after
all these years together,
1210
01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,707
that Barry couldn't come up here
and just tell us this himself.
1211
01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:42,542
He's in Disney World with Mr. Spiro.
It was his Christmas present.
1212
01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:46,583
Well, I won't keep you.
1213
01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:51,083
I know you must have more pressing
matters to discuss than Barry.
1214
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,374
Yeah, I gotta call the movers.
1215
01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:59,208
Well, good-bye, gentlemen. I
hope we can still be friends.
1216
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:06,457
All right, let's not panic, okay?
We still got money coming in.
1217
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,458
No, we don't. Corcoran's
lawyer called.
1218
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:15,291
They're holding us responsible for legal fees
and the cost of delaying the commercials.
1219
01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:18,958
We're lucky if we break
even on the Sunburst spots.
1220
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,541
Without Barry, we're dead.
1221
01:13:20,542 --> 01:13:22,457
No, no, no, no, come on!
1222
01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:26,040
At the next open audition, Ed, some
terrific little tyke is gonna come in,
1223
01:13:26,041 --> 01:13:27,165
we're gonna be right back…
1224
01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:29,582
Michael, I'm gonna work
for Uncle Larry. No, Ed!
1225
01:13:29,583 --> 01:13:31,165
You're not gonna change my mind.
1226
01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:34,500
Please, don't make this harder
for me than it already is.
1227
01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:37,541
I love you, I'll miss
working with you,
1228
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:41,290
I'll even miss this godforsaken
place, but I've got no choice.
1229
01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:44,625
What am I supposed to do?
Huh? What about me?
1230
01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:49,624
You'll be fine! Maybe this will turn out
to be the best thing for the both of us.
1231
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:53,500
That's easy for you to say, Ed. You've
got a job, degrading though it may be.
1232
01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:57,000
I have to go out and I
can't tell you why.
1233
01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:58,375
Geena, what?
1234
01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:01,624
Well, if you're gonna beat
it outta me, I'll tell ya.
1235
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:04,040
Angie's at Lord and Taylor's.
She was caught shoplifting,
1236
01:14:04,041 --> 01:14:06,542
and she needs somebody
to get her out.
1237
01:14:07,333 --> 01:14:09,375
Mr. Chapman,
you be nice to her.
1238
01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:16,457
I can't talk now,
1239
01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:18,749
I will call you later, yes.
I'm gonna pick everything up.
1240
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,541
All right.
I love you too. Bye.
1241
01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:24,374
Hi, my name is Michael Chapman.
I'm looking for Angie Vega.
1242
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:25,707
And?
1243
01:14:25,708 --> 01:14:27,542
Shoplifter.
Ah, yeah.
1244
01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:33,708
What are you doing here?
1245
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:37,708
Could we have a minute?
Thanks. Yeah.
1246
01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:42,667
I called for Geena, not you.
Just go away, okay?
1247
01:14:43,708 --> 01:14:45,500
Just calm down, all right?
1248
01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:50,374
It's not Geena's fault.
I had to drag it out of her.
1249
01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:51,999
Can I leave now?
1250
01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:55,000
What's wrong with you?
1251
01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:56,375
Huh?
1252
01:14:58,291 --> 01:15:00,375
I mean, why do you do this?
1253
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:03,707
Just forget about it, okay?
You don't need the money.
1254
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:07,290
Yes, I do! Lenny stole my
paycheck and disappeared, okay?
1255
01:15:07,291 --> 01:15:08,875
You happy now?
1256
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:13,707
No. No. I still don't know what you
need so bad that you gotta steal it.
1257
01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:15,542
What, a bottle of perfume?
1258
01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:20,290
It's a Christmas
present for Janice.
1259
01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:23,417
Who's the watch for? Since
when do you need a watch?
1260
01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:34,208
You know how you never
know what time it is?
1261
01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:39,208
Well, this way you won't
be late to appointments,
1262
01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:42,083
Ed wouldn't get mad, and…
1263
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,208
And maybe… I could
stay with you.
1264
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:48,417
Angie!
1265
01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:53,417
Didn't you like it
when I was there?
1266
01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:55,750
Yeah, you know I did.
1267
01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:58,125
Then what's the problem?
1268
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:02,125
It was a temporary situation.
That's why it was fun.
1269
01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,834
I'm not your father.
1270
01:16:10,417 --> 01:16:13,959
I know that. My father left me.
You think he wanted to?
1271
01:16:15,834 --> 01:16:17,707
He left so he could
get better and come back
1272
01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:19,457
and take care of you.
1273
01:16:19,458 --> 01:16:20,792
How do you know that?
1274
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:24,458
Have I ever steered you wrong?
1275
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:27,833
I told you, you would be terrific
in the commercials, and you were.
1276
01:16:27,834 --> 01:16:31,542
I told you to go to school, and
look how well you're doing.
1277
01:16:31,834 --> 01:16:34,666
I told you to talk to Evan, and
now he's deeply in love with you.
1278
01:16:34,667 --> 01:16:36,500
Shut up.
1279
01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:38,874
I think you're on television!
1280
01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:41,999
Oh, yeah. Well, that's possible.
I used to… No, not you. Her!
1281
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,332
On the commercial! On the TV commercial.
Come on! Hurry up,
1282
01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,374
you're gonna miss it!
1283
01:16:45,375 --> 01:16:46,625
Great!
1284
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:50,624
Excuse us. Excuse us.
Hey, hey, hey!
1285
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:52,833
Yes!
Oh, my God!
1286
01:16:52,834 --> 01:16:56,000
I should've known. It's my
favorite little sunny friends.
1287
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,458
Sunburst cookies
light up my day.
1288
01:17:07,333 --> 01:17:11,541
Ah, come here. Well, I guess
it would be bad luck to arrest
1289
01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:15,082
- the Sunburst cookie girl on Christmas Eve.
- Yeah!
1290
01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:17,999
Next time you buy your presents like
everybody else. She will. She will.
1291
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,707
But if you're gonna steal a
present, isn't this a beauty?
1292
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,208
All right. Thank you.
Isn't it great?
1293
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,166
Goodbye. Go.
Yes. Let's go, let's go.
1294
01:17:35,542 --> 01:17:38,374
I'm sorry you had to
come down and get me.
1295
01:17:38,375 --> 01:17:40,374
I know it was embarrassing.
1296
01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:43,208
Don't sweat it. I don't
shop there much anyway.
1297
01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:46,374
So, what are you gonna
do for Christmas Eve?
1298
01:17:46,375 --> 01:17:49,374
I don't know.
Janice is working.
1299
01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:51,707
Wanna come with me to Ed's? Nah.
1300
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:54,417
I don't have any presents
for anybody anyway.
1301
01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:56,208
So, um…
1302
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:01,417
Merry Christmas.
1303
01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:03,750
Merry Christmas.
1304
01:18:10,166 --> 01:18:11,375
Angie!
1305
01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:14,583
It was a beautiful
watch. Thanks a lot.
1306
01:18:14,917 --> 01:18:18,040
But if you really wanna get
me something for Christmas,
1307
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,625
you know what you
could do for me?
1308
01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:21,083
What?
1309
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,417
Looks nice.
1310
01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:33,541
Yeah.
Nice decorations.
1311
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,917
Yeah, really nice.
Really decorative.
1312
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,707
I changed my mind. I'm going.
No way, Angie.
1313
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:42,749
Ho, ho, ho!
Hey, look at this.
1314
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:45,625
Merry Christmas!
How are you, little lady?
1315
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:49,959
Have you been bad or good this
holiday season? Don't ask, Santa.
1316
01:18:50,542 --> 01:18:53,791
Come on, come on, what would
you like for Christmas?
1317
01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:56,499
I'd like for you to find a
chimney and shove yourself…
1318
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,457
All right, okay. Santa,
it's not a good time.
1319
01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:02,207
Well, aren't you an
interesting little girl!
1320
01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:04,290
You can say that again. Hi.
1321
01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:07,125
Well… Hi, Angie.
1322
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:10,291
Hi.
Michael.
1323
01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:12,625
Hey. Merry Christmas, Richard.
Merry Christmas.
1324
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:15,166
So, how was your ride up?
1325
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:17,708
Okay.
1326
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:22,458
Good. Why don't we all
go into the lounge?
1327
01:19:23,834 --> 01:19:27,625
Ho, ho, ho!
1328
01:19:29,708 --> 01:19:31,624
Listen. Why don't you guys, uh…
Why don't you go ahead?
1329
01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:34,625
I've got some really important
phone calls to make.
1330
01:19:34,959 --> 01:19:39,249
You know how show business is, high
stakes, big deals happening every minute.
1331
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:42,291
On Christmas Eve?
Yeah, we represent
1332
01:19:42,834 --> 01:19:44,333
Go ahead.
It's okay.
1333
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,667
Let's go.
1334
01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:51,332
There's a seat over
there in the corner.
1335
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:53,040
Hi. How are you?
Merry Christmas!
1336
01:19:53,041 --> 01:19:54,875
It's my daughter, Angie.
Hi.
1337
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:58,333
My daughter,
Angie. Sit down.
1338
01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:05,875
Look, I want you to have this book.
It's a gift.
1339
01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:09,833
It's very, very important to me.
1340
01:20:09,834 --> 01:20:13,499
I want you to read it. I wrote all the
things I wanna change about myself.
1341
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:17,541
And no drinks.
Well, are you gonna start
1342
01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:20,708
No, I won't. I promise.
Read, read the book.
1343
01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:25,834
See this? These are all of the things that
I've been thinking while I've been in here.
1344
01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:28,917
Thank you.
Thank you, baby.
1345
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,375
Oh, sorry.
That's okay.
1346
01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:40,583
You know, actually…
1347
01:20:42,875 --> 01:20:44,959
She's been really
good this year.
1348
01:21:08,083 --> 01:21:12,041
Chapman and Chapman. But not for long.
How may I help you?
1349
01:21:13,083 --> 01:21:15,583
Geena? It's Angie. What's the matter?
1350
01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:17,792
It's over.
1351
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:21,625
The agency's closing.
It's all over.
1352
01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:24,792
What happened? GEENA: Oh!
1353
01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:27,917
That little shrunken
cretin, Barry Corman,
1354
01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:32,667
he finally got his way.
1355
01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:35,250
Barry, so nice to see you!
1356
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:39,833
You look gorgeous. And I'm so
glad you finally came around.
1357
01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:43,958
What was it? My smile? My personality?
My financial status?
1358
01:21:43,959 --> 01:21:45,625
All of the above.
1359
01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,917
Something's going on.
1360
01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:53,707
Why are you suddenly so
nice to me, my lady in red?
1361
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:56,959
Well, there was something I
wanted to talk to you about.
1362
01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:59,791
I just heard Chapman and
Chapman was closing.
1363
01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:02,125
Yeah. I'm all broken up.
What's your point?
1364
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,708
I think you should
go back with them.
1365
01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:09,332
Hey, toots, my cologne making you dizzy?
Listen to me, dreamboat.
1366
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:13,834
Those guys are bums, they're losers.
They couldn't get Castro a job in Cuba.
1367
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,000
Come here, Barry. I wanna
whisper something in your ear.
1368
01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:22,082
You listen to me! You
think you're gonna be 12 forever?
1369
01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:25,541
You're not. You're gonna get
bigger and uglier and hairier.
1370
01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:29,125
And in a few years when nobody'll hire
you, Spiro'll drop you like a hot potato.
1371
01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:32,000
But Michael and Ed will
always be there for you.
1372
01:22:34,417 --> 01:22:36,667
Okay, okay!
What a she-devil!
1373
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,791
Geena didn't say
what the problem was?
1374
01:22:41,792 --> 01:22:44,707
She just said it was some kind of emergency,
and we should get here right away.
1375
01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:46,834
She probably broke another nail.
1376
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,875
Surprise!
1377
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:58,040
For me?
1378
01:23:01,041 --> 01:23:03,040
You know it's not my birthday, right?
I know.
1379
01:23:03,041 --> 01:23:06,207
But I thought you needed a party
and we got the perfect present.
1380
01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:10,040
Actually it's for both of you.
Just as long as
1381
01:23:10,041 --> 01:23:13,040
I don't think so. It's hard to put a
cake in your pocket.
1382
01:23:13,041 --> 01:23:14,917
Well, come on, blow out the candles.
1383
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,582
Ta-da!
1384
01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:20,417
Whoa, this is a big cake! I'm gonna
need some help here with these candles.
1385
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:26,625
Hey, it's your lucky day! I'm back!
ALL:
1386
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:29,582
- See? Now the agency can stay open.
- Yeah!
1387
01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:31,791
Ang, this is great.
How'd you pull this off?
1388
01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:36,750
Well, Angie and I had a little talk, and she
convinced me to be loyal and nice and…
1389
01:23:37,208 --> 01:23:39,749
What was that other thing?
A human being.
1390
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:43,040
Yeah, whatever.
Well, Barry, I never
1391
01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:46,542
but it is great to see you again, and thanks
for not jumping out of the cake naked.
1392
01:23:48,125 --> 01:23:49,749
What do you think,
some gift, huh?
1393
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,499
Actually I was hoping
for power tools. Tsk!
1394
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:55,749
Ed, what are you talking about? We're back
in business here. Lassie has come home!
1395
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:58,707
Yeah!
Michael, please!
1396
01:23:58,708 --> 01:24:00,082
When you call him
an overgrown munchkin,
1397
01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:03,082
and I'll be stuck here alone with
the children that time forgot.
1398
01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:07,082
♪ You'll be swell ♪
1399
01:24:07,083 --> 01:24:08,041
♪ You'll be great ♪
1400
01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:09,625
Judy, switch to decaf.
1401
01:24:10,375 --> 01:24:13,959
I don't believe it! You just
can't save some people.
1402
01:24:14,291 --> 01:24:18,290
- Come on, Mr. Chapman, it'll be just like old times.
- Yeah!
1403
01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:20,625
Yeah. Why do you think
I'm leaving? Ed!
1404
01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:22,666
Ed, listen to me.
1405
01:24:22,667 --> 01:24:24,999
Remember you said I should decide
whether I wanna do this job or not?
1406
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,916
Well, I decided, Ed. I wanna do it!
I'm ready to do it!
1407
01:24:27,917 --> 01:24:30,791
Listen to him, Ed! He's great with kids!
Look what he did for me!
1408
01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:35,124
That's right. Ed, Ed! I turned her from a
pickpocket into a star into a shoplifter.
1409
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,624
- You think that's easy?
- Yeah!
1410
01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:40,959
Hi, we're here for
1411
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:46,125
I'm sorry, ma'am, but, uh, the
agency is closed forever.
1412
01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:49,499
Listen, my daughter
has a wonderful voice.
1413
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,000
And I've been practicing
and practicing.
1414
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:55,166
Practicing and practicing.
Ed, come on.
1415
01:24:56,834 --> 01:24:58,667
Listen to me, all right?
1416
01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:01,999
I wanna tell you something that
I've never told you before.
1417
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,667
All right?
1418
01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:08,667
When they had the Life with Mikey
auditions and Dad took me down,
1419
01:25:09,166 --> 01:25:11,667
and they said, "We're not
seeing any more kids."
1420
01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:13,667
And Dad said…
1421
01:25:14,166 --> 01:25:17,125
Dad said, "I'm not leaving
until you see my kid."
1422
01:25:17,667 --> 01:25:20,041
And we stayed there
until they saw me.
1423
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,542
Mom took you to those auditions.
1424
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,708
All right, so do it for Mom.
1425
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:28,959
Do it for Mom, right?
1426
01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:33,374
Do it for Mom.
Do it for Mommy.
1427
01:25:49,542 --> 01:25:53,667
Geena! Geena, hold…
Hold on for a second.
1428
01:25:53,917 --> 01:25:55,624
What did you say
your name was again?
1429
01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:57,999
Kimberly Denise Jackson.
1430
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,374
- Kimberly. You got a real pretty voice, Kimberly.
- Thank you.
1431
01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:02,333
Do you think that you
could sing any louder?
1432
01:26:02,834 --> 01:26:06,166
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, and one other thing.
1433
01:26:06,542 --> 01:26:11,040
Can you try and pretend that, um,
somewhere outside of this room…
1434
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:13,749
Mmm-hmm.
Outside this building,
1435
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:17,375
Uh-huh.
Across the ocean,
1436
01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:21,917
there's an old guy with a cup
of yogurt, and he's saying,
1437
01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:26,375
"All I want is to hear Kimberly
Denise Jackson sing before I die."
1438
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:30,958
Can you do that for him, Kimberly?
Can you sing for him, Kimberly?
1439
01:26:30,959 --> 01:26:33,083
Can you do it?
Uh-huh.
1440
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,792
Let's give it a try.
1441
01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:40,082
Okay, Geena. Come on. Throw yourself
into it! Get crazy! Get loud!
1442
01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,959
Good. A little
louder, Kimberly.
1443
01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:51,040
Sing as if your life
depended on it.
1444
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,999
Sing as if my life
depended on it.
1445
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:00,624
Good. Great!
1446
01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,125
Kimberly, just let it go.
1447
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:14,124
Yes! And I hate this song. Yes!
1448
01:27:20,291 --> 01:27:22,165
Ang, what a great
birthday present!
1449
01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:25,165
Give me five percent, and we'll
call it even. Get a life!
1450
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:32,124
All right, already. Let's sign this girl.
1451
01:27:32,125 --> 01:27:34,124
He comes crawlin' back.
1452
01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:56,040
Oh, sure, she can
carry a tune, but, um,
1453
01:27:56,041 --> 01:27:57,834
let's not forget who pays
the bills around here, huh?
1454
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,834
- Death!
- Yeah!
1455
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:03,749
Gotcha!
1456
01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:12,791
Throw another one, Angie.
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