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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-(STUDENTS WHOOPING)
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-(TIRES SCREECH)
-CAMPBELL: Whoa!
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Hey! Buddy, excuse me.
I'm sorry, you're parking in my spot...
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Senior prank day.
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Yeah, but it's not a prank.
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You're just parking it in an assigned...
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That's fine. You're good.
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You're good. I'll find a new spot.
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-Fucking rent-a-cop.
-Guys!
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I need you to stop rocking the cart.
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Fuck you!
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I'm gonna write your names down.
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Well, that's not good.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING CONTINUES)
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BOYS: Whoo!
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(BOYS LAUGHING)
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-Do it! Do it! Do it!
-(LAUGHING)
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This is gonna be a bad day.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait up!
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(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
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STRICKLAND: Hey!
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Oh, fuck!
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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You hold it right there.
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Now, outside my class,
I found our school's
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1 971 championship bat in the trash can.
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I'm wondering who put it in there
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and why.
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We thought it'd be funny
to throw out the bat
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and put the computer in with porn.
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Put it back.
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Now!
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Now get y'all Rush Hour asses to class.
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Everybody!
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Where... Where is my mug?
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Why are people always taking my mug?
(SIGHS)
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You know, I know we're
a rough school and everything,
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and we don't usually have
control over the students,
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but this is the worst
I've ever seen the pranks.
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Really? I think it's hilarious.
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I'm thinking about
taking a shit in the pool.
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I want... I want to think
that you're joking.
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But for some reason,
I feel like you're not.
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I was just picturing everybody's faces.
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Yeah. I'm just saying
it's not a good day for this, you know?
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My wife was due three days ago.
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And I'm up all night
thinking about what I'm gonna say
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to the superintendent at 2:00.
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You know, I don't have anything planned.
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I know what I'm gonna say at my meeting.
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I'm gonna be like,
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"Fuck you for trying to make us
re-interview for our jobs again!"
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I put my blood, sweat, and tears
into my coaching.
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-Right.
-Not my fault we always in last place.
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Yeah, what... What is your record?
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These kids are un-coachable!
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It's very tough. It's very tough.
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Losing here is a tradition.
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It shouldn't be.
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-Yeah, it's a terrible tradition.
-Right?
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I'm trying my best
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not to get one of
these kids' moms pregnant.
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I'm trying.
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You're not gonna say that, are you?
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Hell no, Campbell.
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Be polite as shit.
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I went out and bought new
jeans for this motherfucker.
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And I hate long pants.
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-Yeah, you got an exotic build.
-(DOOR SLAMS)
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Fuck this!
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Twenty-two years and then,
"See you later!"
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Those assholes should have taken my class,
so they can manage a fucking budget!
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I'm taking this.
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Taking this.
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See? We're expendable.
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They fired Irv.
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This school's gonna fuck me?
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I'm gonna fuck it!
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STRICKLAND: Drop it!
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Oh, shit.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, fuck it!
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What the fuck is this?
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Don't have money for books,
but got money for this newfangled...
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He gonna fuck that coffee machine up.
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Is this a practical joke?
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Huh? You know I don't play that shit.
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How the fuck you work this bullshit?
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You. Campbell.
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Me?
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You the only one drinking coffee, right?
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Uh, yeah.
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No, I mean,
I got a light roast cappuccino.
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Well, get your light
roast ass over here and help me fix a cup.
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Right. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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I'm sorry, I don't know
why I was resisting that.
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-Yeah, so it's a new machine.
-No shit.
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It's state of the art, though.
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All you gotta do is
put in your order, and it does the rest.
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Coffee.
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You know, I'll just... I'll do it for you,
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and I think that's just
gonna be the easiest.
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Right, so you got your
drink selections down here.
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And flavors, you got hazelnut...
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I just want regular coffee.
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Shoot. Uh...
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That doesn't seem to be an option.
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Um...
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How about an Americano?
That's basically the same thing.
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-Whatever.
-So I just pick "Americano", right?
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And then you can go medium, light, dark.
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You look like...
Or not look like, you would want...
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I'll go with medium.
And then you hit "brew."
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-(MACHINE WHIRRING)
-(SIGHS)
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-(MACHINE BEEPS)
-And it's done. (CHUCKLES)
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Thank God.
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And one Americano. For you.
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All right. Cheers.
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Tastes like shit.
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Fucking waste of money.
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Shit don't even voice activate.
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-That was awkward.
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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"It takes courage to grow up and to
become who you really are."
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Right? E. E. Cummings wrote that.
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And, guys, you're growing up.
You're moving on.
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For many of you,
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this is gonna be the last English
class you're ever gonna take.
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So, um, I want you to remember something.
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Words are always going to matter.
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-(STUDENTS SCOFF)
-Right? What?
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Uh-oh! Uh...
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Something's funnier than
it should be, right?
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I'm missing the joke here. Is it me?
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"Mr. Dick Suck's English class!"
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Look, I'm down for the
senior pranks, I really am,
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but, frankly, I think this
one's a little homophobic, right?
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I mean, how does everybody
think this makes Blake feel?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, uh...
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-I'm sorry. It doesn't mean anything.
-No, no. It means something.
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Words matter, remember?
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Right. Yeah, no.
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I... I just meant because
you're politically conscious
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and you're sensitive.
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I'm not sensitive.
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-I'm gay.
-(STUDENTS CHUCKLING)
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And I wrote it and I drew the cat.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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And now there's a cat. What is...
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What is this?
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Now I'm Mr. Cat?
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Oh, I get it. I'm Mr. Pussy
because I'm a nice guy.
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I'm a pushover, right?
All right, guys, come on.
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I'm down for the pranks,
but frankly we're getting...
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And "Mr. Dick Suck's English class" again!
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-In Sharpie!
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(MOUTHING)
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And now I have Ms. Grossman
peering through the window.
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Uh, excuse me for one second.
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-I'll be right back.
-STUDENT 1 : All right, Blake!
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STUDENT 2: Yo, Blake turned
a cat into a dick.
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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-Hi.
-Hey, how's it going?
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Uh, what's going on?
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I got some news for you about your job.
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Oh, my God. What do you...
What do you know?
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Wolinsky and Henderson just got fired.
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-Oh, my God! That's great!
-Right? Yeah!
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I mean, it's terrible because...
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(LAUGHING)
I know, 'cause they got families.
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Yeah, they got the families
and everything.
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But they're not gonna
fire the whole English department, right?
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Exactly. That'd be crazy!
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Holly, thank you! I gotta call my wife.
That's fantastic.
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(HORSE WHINNYING)
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What the fuck was that?
Where did they get a horse?
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They stole it from the race track.
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They got it all hopped up
on homemade meth, you know,
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so it'd be amped up enough
to run through the hallways.
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-Yeah.
-It's not like the best batch, but...
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I'm sorry...
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-How do you know that?
-How do I know what?
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Holly, you're not doing meth again, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.
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-Don't do meth.
-No more homemade meth. Got it.
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No, no. No meth, period.
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When I'm on my period, don't do it?
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That's when I need it the most.
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Holly, you're the guidance counselor.
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-You've never done it?
-Oh, God, no. No.
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-Oh. Man, it's fucking great.
-Yeah.
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-Is it?
-(LAUGHS) Yeah!
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I think the best I've ever felt.
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Holly, this stuff's gotta stop.
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-Right.
-Right?
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Yeah, 'cause it's a gateway?
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-It's the finish line.
-There's worse stuff.
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I don't think I can help you.
All right, thanks.
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I gotta call my wife. Thank you, Holly.
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All right.
I'll take care of your classroom.
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Ooh, ooh, no, no, no! Don't do that.
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-What's that?
-They're fine. Yeah.
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Some of them are fine.
You know what I mean?
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-They're good-looking.
-Uh-oh. Yeah, no.
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(STAMMERING) Leave 'em alone.
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-Right?
-Right.
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-But thank you for the news.
-Yeah.
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-Thank you!
-You're welcome.
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Yo! Neil's gonna prank Strickland today.
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Strickland might legit kill Neil, bro.
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I know. It's gonna be epic!
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Whoa! What's happening here?
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You don't just come on
my field mowing nothing.
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So sorry, Coach.
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Principal Tyler said we have to mow here.
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-For real?
-Yeah.
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Wow.
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Good for you. Good for you!
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This is a gleaming example
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of people doing positive things out here.
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Y'all can hit the track.
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Yvette, all of the rolling your eyes in
the world ain't gonna get you nowhere.
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And tell your mother she never
text me back, damn it!
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-MAGGIE: (OVER PHONE) Hello?
-Hey! Honey, hi! How's it going?
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How you feeling?
Everything good? Everything okay?
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Well, I feel like I'm about to explode,
we're definitely gonna be late to school,
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and I'm on my fourth hairdo
for the talent show.
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Ah. (CHUCKLES)
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Did you have your meeting
with the superintendent yet?
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Not yet. But that's why I'm calling,
actually. I wanna tell you that...
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-ALLY: Dad...
-Yeah?
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I really want to change
the song to Big Sean.
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What?
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She wants to change the
song to a Big Sean song.
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Daddy didn't learn a Big Sean song, right?
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Daddy learned the song from Rent.
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-We can do the same dance moves.
-All right, look, Ally,
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I know this dance is
a big deal for you, okay?
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And I'm not gonna let you down.
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But it's way too late to change the song,
sweetie. Okay?
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-So, let me talk to Mommy...
-Okay.
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'Cause I got something
really important I wanna tell her.
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Did you get fired?
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No, no, no! My job is safe.
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Oh, honey, that is such great news.
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Isn't that great?
248
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,071
I really cannot have you
getting fired right now, okay?
249
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,872
-We can't have that right now...
-(WILLIAM MOANS)
250
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,235
That would be no good.
251
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,799
WILLIAM: It's the hottest thing
I've ever seen.
252
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,518
You know what, sweetie?
I gotta call you back.
253
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,238
Some... Something weird
is going on around here.
254
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,389
-Okay?
-MAGGIE: Okay.
255
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,437
Yeah. Tell Ally I'll see her at 2:30.
256
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,715
Daddy says he'll see you at 2:30.
257
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,909
-MAGGIE: Bye, honey.
-All right. Bye, love.
258
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,672
WILLIAM: How'd it do that?
259
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,154
Oh, I've literally never seen that before.
260
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,196
-Oh, yeah. You want more?
-What the fuck?
261
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,073
What the hell are you doing?
262
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,039
Why did you open the door?
263
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,632
You don't get to ask the questions, okay?
264
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,153
Come on. Let's go. Get up!
265
00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,309
God!
266
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,272
Really, I mean, you wanna
do that at home? Fine.
267
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,397
-Are you starting again?
-Yes.
268
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,437
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
269
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,589
Stop this!
270
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,318
Don't look at me and smile
when you're doing it.
271
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,038
Just stop... Just stop doing it!
272
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,159
Bonjour, Ms. Monet.
273
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,390
Bonjour, messieurs.
274
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,790
Now get your asses back to class.
275
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,873
CAMPBELL: Stop!
276
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,871
The time for touching penises is over.
277
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,429
WILLIAM: Just let me get to the end!
I'm so close.
278
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,397
CAMPBELL: How do you even
still have a boner?
279
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,670
-Pull your pants back up.
-What is going on here?
280
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,270
Oh, hey.
That must have sounded pretty bad.
281
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,317
Uh, let me explain.
He was just masturbating.
282
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,549
And he was just watching.
283
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,789
I wasn't watching. I caught you.
284
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,757
Just get out of here before I report you.
285
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,148
Right. Okay, let's go. Back to class.
286
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,952
But there's no reason to report me.
287
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,031
-Let's go.
-Get back to class.
288
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,235
Yeah. And again, to be clear,
289
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,318
-I was not watching him. I caught him...
-You're gross.
290
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,555
(SIGHS) Unbelievable.
291
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,472
Hey, light roast.
292
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,469
(STAMMERS) Hey.
293
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,312
Do you know how to fix an AV system?
294
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,469
Oh, uh...
295
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,194
Yeah. But I'm so sorry.
I'm running late for my class.
296
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,429
Sorry about that.
297
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,629
Stop!
298
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,036
Don't you take another step.
299
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,429
One more step
300
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,238
and you'd have been covered in paint.
301
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,357
They've been putting 'em
all over the place.
302
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,750
Holy crap. It's like a trip wire and...
303
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,673
Oh, my God. You just saved me, man.
(CHUCKLES)
304
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,115
Why aren't they this ambitious
with their classwork, huh?
305
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,319
All right. You know what?
Yeah, I got a second.
306
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,833
Let's take a look at that AV.
307
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,878
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
308
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,790
So I'm trying to show the class
this Civil War documentary.
309
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,274
Damn school wouldn't purchase
my Ken Burns DVDs,
310
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,557
so I'm stuck with
this bullshit knock-off VHS.
311
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,312
Ah, it's a bummer.
312
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,033
Now, look. I push it in,
313
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,474
it comes on...
314
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,868
NARRATOR: The troops called him
Old Whittington.
315
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,871
It plays for a minute and then...
316
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,880
-Huh! Yeah, that's really weird.
-(SNICKERING)
317
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,840
Eight times, I asked for a DVD player.
318
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,228
No response.
319
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,913
I'm this close to going up there
320
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,634
and going postal on the whole
goddamn administration.
321
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,274
This close.
322
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,589
(CHUCKLES)
323
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,393
Yikes. Yeah.
324
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,236
Well, you know what?
Maybe you just wanna give 'em
325
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,913
a free period and call it a day.
326
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,879
A free period?
327
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,199
What good would that do?
328
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,112
Oh, you know, it's the last day of school
and I'm sure they'd like you for it,
329
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,032
and this isn't working, so...
330
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,272
I don't need to be liked.
331
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,629
I need to educate.
332
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,910
You see, half of these kids
thought the Civil War
333
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,072
was a fight between Batman and Superman.
334
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,635
So, we don't get free periods.
Ain't that right?
335
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,314
No free periods
in Mr. Strickland's history class, right?
336
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,509
ALL: Right.
337
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,837
-Right?
-Right.
338
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,040
Right. Good. Strong...
339
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,112
Strong point. I'll give it another look.
Yeah, I mean if you wanna...
340
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,350
You're gonna have to take
the manual out, because I think...
341
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,873
All right, I'm gonna start
from the beginning.
342
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,951
First I'm gonna power on the...
343
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,597
-Was that you?
-No. I thought that was you.
344
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,749
No, I didn't push the button.
345
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,148
-That was you.
-No, that wasn't me.
346
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,117
-I'm not pushing the button yet.
-(SNICKERING SOFTLY)
347
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,998
Are you sure you're not hitting it
by accident, or...
348
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,275
STRICKLAND: No.
349
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,669
(SNICKERING)
350
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,591
You know what?
I'm gonna go down to the next step.
351
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,513
Maybe I'll just power on the...
352
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,030
-NARRATOR: Farewell, you bastard.
-A-ha!
353
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,478
I think I see what's going on here.
354
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,315
Mr. Strickland, you are
the victim of a senior prank.
355
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,319
(CAMPBELL CLAPPING)
356
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,790
Very funny, you guys. Very, very funny.
357
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,515
I believe this young man is manipulating
the television with his cell phone.
358
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,591
Kind of caught him out of
the corner of my eye there.
359
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,835
He's doing this?
360
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,433
-Yeah.
-You doing it?
361
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,228
Give it to me.
362
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,149
Now!
363
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,833
You think this is funny?
364
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,309
Messing with the TV with your
goddamn computer telephone?
365
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,748
No, I'm not the one doing it.
366
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,798
I'mma show you what's funny.
367
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,708
Everybody,
368
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,839
I want you to hashtag L-M-F-A...
369
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,509
-O!
-(STUDENTS GASP)
370
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,991
Now, there will be no more
interruptions in my class.
371
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,189
None!
372
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,272
We're gonna watch
this beautiful documentary
373
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,953
on the Civil War,
374
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,429
and it's not Tupac versus Biggie.
375
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,676
NARRATOR: He lost a leg at Gettysburg
376
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,757
and an arm at Chickamauga.
377
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,150
But his blood thirst remained unquenched.
378
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,078
Okay. Uh...
379
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,029
We got it going,
so I'm gonna go back to class.
380
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,349
Hey, man. Shut up.
381
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,318
I said no interruptions.
382
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,471
Be a fucking example for the kids, man.
383
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,877
NARRATOR: It was going to be
a long winter.
384
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,159
He had to amputate his son's leg
385
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,238
with nothing but a bayonet
and a box of matches.
386
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,634
Families were increasingly
facing hard decisions.
387
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,675
(MOUTH I NG) What the fuck?
388
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,672
(MOUTH ING) Do it.
389
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,153
(MOUTH ING) No!
390
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,157
(GRUNTS) All right. Who did that?
391
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,554
Who did it?
392
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,436
Who did that?
393
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,309
Who did it?
394
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,638
It was you! It was you, wasn't it?
Give me that phone!
395
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,314
I don't have one.
You just broke mine, remember?
396
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,311
Okay. Okay.
397
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,591
God damn it. I'm tired of this shit.
398
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,068
(DOOR SLAMS)
399
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,749
Uh, I don't know what's happening.
400
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,909
-(ALL GASP)
-Get out of here!
401
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,076
Oh, shit! Okay, I have the phone.
I have the phone.
402
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,708
(GROWLING)
403
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,473
(YELLING)
404
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,191
(PANTING)
405
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,520
Remember, teachers stick together.
406
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,995
Yeah.
407
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,795
Okay.
408
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,389
(SIGHS)
409
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,195
I don't have time for this today.
410
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,632
I've got 30 termination
meetings today alone.
411
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:16,995
Everything in my office
is glued to something else.
412
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,832
I got drawers filled,
filled with Silly String. You see that?
413
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,032
And I got a goddamn mariachi band
following me around wherever I go!
414
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,998
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
415
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,509
I offered them $1 00
and they still won't leave.
416
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,557
I think they thought it was a tip.
417
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,314
And now I've got 20 students
418
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,311
running out of a classroom in a panic.
419
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,189
Students telling me that Neil's desk
has been smashed to pieces,
420
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,351
presumably by a fire ax,
421
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,393
and you're telling me
that you haven't seen anything today?
422
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,268
Yeah.
423
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,950
How about you, Strickland? Huh? Nothing?
424
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,395
Like I said before, Tyler,
425
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,753
I was too busy working out
that piece of shit VCR
426
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,399
that this school is still using.
427
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,915
I know you teachers all like
to stick together. I get it.
428
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,798
But I'm having to fire whole departments.
429
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,628
That's hard on me, too.
430
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,276
Wait, whole departments?
431
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,556
Yeah. Entire departments.
432
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,912
Well, uh, I mean...
433
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,755
Maybe the best thing
to do is talk to Neil?
434
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,919
Oh, I did. Yeah.
Neil's not talkin' either.
435
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,069
So, then I went back to this.
436
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,629
I'm back to needing a straight answer
from one of you two.
437
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,269
Right.
438
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,198
Let me bottom-line this for you.
439
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,197
Someone's going down for this.
440
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,072
I'm firing one of you two today.
441
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,114
Tell you what,
how about we'll go one better.
442
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,312
How about I fire you both?
443
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,153
He did it.
444
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,075
You did it.
445
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,992
I mean, you did do it, so...
446
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,149
He did it.
447
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,431
That's what happened, was you...
448
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,119
'Cause he, you know,
449
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,789
chopped the desk.
450
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,712
Which you probably shouldn't have done.
451
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,916
Did you mean to do it? Was it an accident?
452
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,798
Or did you wanna say it was an accident?
453
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,109
You know what it was?
454
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,352
The technology is outdated on the VCRs.
455
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,549
That was a great point. Yeah.
456
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,115
And the kids were pushing
him with the pranks.
457
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,799
They're out of control this year, sir.
458
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,188
I've never seen anything like it, really.
459
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,636
You know what, I think maybe
you should take that all in consideration.
460
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,438
And maybe just, you know...
461
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,789
Don't fire him.
462
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,311
(MARIACHI BAND PLAYING)
463
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,756
I am so sorry he fired you.
464
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,152
That's such a shitty situation
he put us in.
465
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,359
(STAMMERS) And, you know,
I feel somewhat responsible, you know.
466
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,431
I mean, look. Hey, come 2:00 today,
467
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,154
I might not have a job either, but, uh...
468
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,069
You know, I got a baby due any minute,
and I can't be losing my job,
469
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,515
so I hope you understand.
470
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,158
I'm gonna fight you.
471
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,069
I'm sorry, what?
472
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:10,355
I am going to fight you.
473
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,509
Are...
474
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,349
Are you joking?
475
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,877
Look, man, I was in a very
tight spot there, you know.
476
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,951
Tyler really was pitting us
against each other, and...
477
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,918
After school, you gonna
meet me in the parking lot,
478
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,355
and we gonna handle this
shit the primitive way.
479
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,155
With our fists.
480
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,874
You can't be serious.
481
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,990
I can't wait to fuck you up.
482
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,558
Whoa. Hey...
483
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,676
Hey, man, whoa. I...
484
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,877
(STAMMERING) Look,
I'm very sorry you lost your job,
485
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,234
but you're talking crazy.
486
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,515
Right? Like...
487
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,434
You hear that that's a...
488
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,352
(CLEARS THROAT) I don't need this.
This is... Mmm-mmm.
489
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,468
Campbell!
490
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,078
Parking lot. After school.
491
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,355
It's on.
492
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,755
(STAMMERING) Look, man, there's nothing
493
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,115
I could've done, you know? So...
494
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,716
I'm very sorry you lost
your job, but this is over.
495
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,632
One man wins
496
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,556
when the other's unconscious.
497
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,759
Then, and only then, is it over.
498
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,394
You really wanna have
a fist fight after school,
499
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,075
-like we're a couple of students?
-I want everybody to see this.
500
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,474
(STAMMERING) Teachers don't fight.
501
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,756
We're gonna handle
our differences like real men.
502
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,949
What differences?
503
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,119
You got a job and I don't!
That's the fucking difference.
504
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,395
This is a bad joke.
505
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,993
Snitches get stitches.
506
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,436
Snitches and stitches,
what the fuck you talking about?
507
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,591
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
508
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,598
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
509
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,708
I can't even be there!
510
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,950
I have a talent show thing
with my daughter.
511
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,434
It's the last day of school.
Can't we just let this thing go?
512
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,395
Strickland!
513
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,749
Strickland!
514
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,029
It takes courage, uh, to grow up
515
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,189
and, uh...
516
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,793
Make it the whole way.
517
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,629
E. E. Cummings said that.
518
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,839
And words are gonna matter for you guys.
519
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,071
Uh, um...
520
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,154
Yes, Nathaniel.
521
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,390
Is it true you're gonna
fight Mr. Strickland?
522
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,277
Wait. You've heard about this?
523
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,839
What did you hear?
524
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,279
Hashtag teacher fight? What is this?
You guys are tweeting about this now?
525
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,994
Why would you agree to fight Strickland?
He could kill you.
526
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,673
Yeah, no, guys.
I'm not gonna fight Mr. Strickland.
527
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,717
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
We had a misunderstanding,
528
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,677
and everything's gonna be just fine.
529
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,752
I'm... I'm sorry, though.
Who else knows about this?
530
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,517
You guys hear Strickland
is gonna fight Campbell?
531
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,715
Yeah, he's gonna whip him bad.
532
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,552
(LAUGHS) Without a doubt.
533
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,193
What are you guys doing now?
534
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,108
We just chalking the field.
535
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,353
Well, your lines are a little off,
but I appreciate the hard work, kids.
536
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,035
Let me tell you something. Kids your age
sometimes can turn out to be douchebags,
537
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,713
but you guys come from good stock.
538
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,995
Good batch of kids.
539
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,355
Thank you, Coach.
540
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,795
Let's go! Everybody, on the track!
541
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,599
Clifford, stop doggin' it.
I will fuck you up.
542
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,910
What are you doing,
challenging Strickland to a fight?
543
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,548
I didn't challenge him to a fight.
(STAMMERS) This is crazy.
544
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,119
Everybody's got a story about him.
545
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,072
Like what? What have you...
What do you know about him?
546
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,269
He used to be in a...
547
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,357
Gang, right. And if anyone snitched,
548
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,715
he's the guy you had to answer to.
549
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,792
Please, man!
550
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,592
I didn't mean to do... Hey...
551
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,955
Hey, man, don't do it, man.
Don't do it. (SCREAMS)
552
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,555
Saddam Hussein had
these two fucked-up evil sons,
553
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,035
mass murderers.
554
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,589
During the Iraq War,
Strickland killed them.
555
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,396
You're dead. You're dead.
556
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,399
Game's over, boys.
557
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,352
I'll save you some next time.
558
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,114
So I'm cleaning late at night,
559
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,989
and I walk in on him playing piano.
560
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,993
(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
561
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,511
The dude's a virtuoso.
562
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,392
That doesn't seem too scary.
563
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,758
You didn't see his eyes.
564
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,635
He was a cop,
565
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,195
and whenever anyone
got off on a technicality,
566
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,113
he would find them
and beat the shit out of 'em.
567
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,278
-(GRU NTING)
-(MAN GROANING)
568
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,269
(YELLS)
569
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,595
Oh, he's gonna fuckin' kill me.
570
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,795
Nah.
571
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,829
Yeah.
572
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,519
Kill for it!
573
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,073
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
574
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,109
CAMPBELL: Guys, this is crazy, right?
575
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,596
I mean, what kind of adult man
challenges another adult man to a fight?
576
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,829
That's not a thing that happens anymore.
577
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,275
Okay. All right.
Why don't you just take a punch
578
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,078
and then just go down, you know?
579
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,118
Play dead like you're with
a bear, or like possums do,
580
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,191
or anything that's like a...
Like a pussy animal.
581
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,750
I don't wanna take a punch.
I don't wanna be in a fight.
582
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,110
He's right. He can't be taking no punches.
583
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,269
-Right?
-No.
584
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,589
You see those twins out there?
585
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,313
HOLLY: Oh, yeah. The hot ones?
586
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,476
The one on the left's
been playing games with me all year.
587
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,715
Hey, hey!
588
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,434
Hey, Nathaniel.
589
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,388
Hey, what's up?
590
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,675
He wants to fuck me.
He's just playing games.
591
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,229
Yeah. You know how that story ends,
right? You've seen it on the news?
592
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,078
Oh, with the teachers
who go for the students?
593
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,395
Getting arrested and
going to jail for many...
594
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,549
Yeah.
595
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,079
The news always, like,
leaves out the good part.
596
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,629
They never tell how the
teacher does the seduction.
597
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,798
Right. Never mind.
What's your point with the twins?
598
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,190
Watch this shit. Nathaniel!
599
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,671
Give your brother 85%.
600
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,749
CRAWFORD: Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
601
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,194
CAMPBELL: Oh, shit!
602
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,112
-Right on the Flintstone.
-That was hot.
603
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,272
At 1 00%, it's a toss-up
whether the other twin gets back up.
604
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,469
CAMPBELL: Well, that's not good
605
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,790
because Strickland's
definitely gonna punch me at 1 00%.
606
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,838
Oh, no. He gonna punch you at 1 1 0%.
607
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,719
At which point you won't be playing dead.
You will be dead.
608
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,793
All right. Well, 1 1 0% is not a real thing
'cause 1 00 is the max that you can go.
609
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,916
Can I get over here to elaborate with him?
Thank you.
610
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,119
See, he's gonna be aiming for a target
in the center of your skull,
611
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,357
which is gonna compound
the energy as it connects,
612
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,999
which is gonna automatically scramble
613
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,395
all the gray
and white matter in your brain
614
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,549
that controls logic, personality,
social and sexual behavior.
615
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,028
So at 1 1 0%?
616
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,715
Oh, he most definitely is gonna
knock all the sex out of you.
617
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,634
Ah, Jesus Christ.
618
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,912
Now, maybe you'll duck and he misses.
619
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,877
But that's a big-ass maybe.
620
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,871
Right, but if he does, I... I'll just run.
621
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,952
No. I never said nothing about no running.
622
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,792
Who's you? Seabiscuit?
623
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,749
That was a great talk.
624
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,478
Like, so super-helpful.
625
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,675
-Both of you, really.
-Yeah.
626
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,909
Super-great.
627
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,832
I'm gonna figure this out some other way.
628
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,070
-Campbell, you know my style.
-Yeah.
629
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,315
I drop it like it's hot,
630
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,675
and then sometimes
I pick it up when it's cold.
631
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,479
-My man.
-All right.
632
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,517
I didn't understand a word of that.
I'll see ya.
633
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,879
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-MEHAR: No!
634
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,355
No! No!
635
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,429
-Dude, let's go!
-Stop!
636
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,794
Not on my watch!
637
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,469
(TIRES SCREECH)
638
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,789
You guys are not allowed to leave campus.
You need the proper paperwork to leave!
639
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,279
STUDENT: (LAUGHING)
I make more money than you!
640
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,953
-Mehar! Hey.
-Hey.
641
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,354
I need some help with something.
642
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,953
Mr. Strickland was fired today,
643
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,071
and I noticed that his car is still here.
644
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,469
Well, technically, he has until
645
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,631
the end of school day
to vacate school grounds.
646
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,472
This is embarrassing.
He's challenged me to a fight.
647
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,835
So I'm in an unsafe situation here.
648
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,675
Oh, that sucks. He's gonna win.
649
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,593
-Flex.
-I'm not gonna flex.
650
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,597
-Flex.
-Fine.
651
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,672
-Flex.
-I am flexing.
652
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,349
There's nothing there.
653
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,669
All right, look, come on. This is...
654
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,239
-This is the problem.
-It is a problem.
655
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,277
Can you get him out of here or what?
656
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,313
Well, if it's going to occur after school,
then it's not really my jurisdiction
657
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,512
because I'm the school security guard
and not the world security guard.
658
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,669
Oh, come on, man...
659
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,876
I don't, like, try and stop
terrorist attacks or...
660
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,393
I'm just asking you to do your job here.
661
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,996
You're asking me to do the job of security
guard after 3:00, when I'm not...
662
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,156
So you're telling me that
there's nothing you can do?
663
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,873
I could do CPR.
664
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,310
I could potentially revive
you after he renders you unconscious.
665
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,948
But again,
only if it's during school hours.
666
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,348
-Yeah. Okay. Look.
-Yeah.
667
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,873
If it's after school hours,
668
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,032
you're just gonna lay there
all night until 7:00 a.m.,
669
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,599
when I'll come and save your life.
670
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,519
Shit. All right.
671
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,472
You cussed. I'm gonna write you up!
672
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,716
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
673
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,108
shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
674
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,709
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
675
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,508
MS. MONET: Ronald?
676
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,190
I heard you challenged
Mr. Campbell to a fist fight.
677
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,389
Why?
678
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,596
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
679
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,478
Well, I disagree.
680
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,115
Why is that?
681
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,550
Your fist isn't going
to solve the problem.
682
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,392
You need a knife.
683
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,717
This man is a pervert.
684
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,480
Simply punching him is not enough.
685
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,877
You need to cut him
686
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,078
from his forehead
687
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,229
all the way down to his chin.
688
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,275
Damn, lady.
689
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,508
I got this.
690
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,514
Very well.
691
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,028
That bitch crazy.
692
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,318
CAMPBELL: Okay, Neil,
so I think if you talk to Principal Tyler
693
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,198
and just kind of reverse that story,
694
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,873
everything will get worked out.
695
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,516
So you want me to say
I just made the whole thing up?
696
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,595
Yeah.
697
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,713
Why would I do that?
698
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,838
Well, because this is all your fault.
699
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,353
How? You're the one who tattled.
700
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,191
I was in a very compromising situation.
You would've done the same exact thing.
701
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,874
I was in the exact same situation
and did the opposite thing.
702
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,473
Well, it's not the same
exact situation, Neil,
703
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,669
because you don't have a wife and kids,
704
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,393
so you don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.
705
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,233
Listen... I... (SIGHS)
706
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,472
Come on, man, you gotta help me out here.
707
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,473
Look, this has been a huge day
for me, Mr. Campbell.
708
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,870
Do you know how many hits we've
got on the newspaper website?
709
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,315
I mean, even kids who go to
Churchill are reading about this.
710
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,948
This is what I'm trying to
fucking avoid here, Neil.
711
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,514
People are going to get hurt.
I'm going to get...
712
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,949
Neil, come on.
713
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,072
Buddy, let's do the right thing here.
All right?
714
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,632
Okay. Fine.
715
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,079
MacBook Pro.
716
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,154
I'm sorry, what?
717
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,715
I'll do it for a MacBook Pro.
718
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,598
Are you trying to blackmail me?
719
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,512
Want me to lie for you or not?
720
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,113
Hey, buddy, let's get one thing straight.
721
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,679
I'm still a teacher at this school, okay?
722
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,829
Are you?
723
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,911
Yes! I could get you in
a lot of trouble, Neil. Okay?
724
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,514
How would you like it if I talked to your
faculty advisor about this?
725
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,114
My faculty advisor's Mr. Strickland.
726
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,995
God damn it.
727
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,838
You know, with the AppleCare, too.
728
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,989
(LOUDLY) Yeah?
729
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,115
I'll see you later, Mr. Campbell.
730
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,269
Okay.
731
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,595
What a day.
732
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,272
(TIRES SCREECH)
733
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,069
(PANTING)
734
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,879
How can I help you?
735
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,071
One MacBook Pro, please.
736
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,515
Okay.
737
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,558
Okie-dokie. Got it.
738
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,039
Andy?
739
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,712
-Hey! (LAUGHS)
-Hey!
740
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,712
-What?
-I know! What are you...
741
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,359
(STAMMERS) What is this?
742
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,112
Why are you guys here?
Why aren't you in school?
743
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,872
Oh, I pulled her from P.E.
744
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,593
We had to get a new outfit
for the talent show.
745
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,671
Apparently the old one wasn't good enough.
746
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,717
But, honey, why are you here?
747
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,592
It's 1 1 :30. Shouldn't you be in class?
748
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,074
Is it 1 1 :30?
749
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,391
Yeah, usually I have class now,
but I think...
750
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,437
Uh, yeah, I...
751
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,795
Wait.
752
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,639
Did you lose your job?
753
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,029
No. What?
754
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,673
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
755
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,910
I knew that you wouldn't
stand up to these people. I just knew it.
756
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,195
-I knew it.
-Wait, I'm sorry, what do you mean,
757
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,793
you knew I wouldn't stand up to them?
758
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,949
That came out wrong.
759
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,229
What I'm saying
is that, you know, sometimes,
760
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,429
you just let people push you around.
761
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,589
-I do?
-It's... Yeah.
762
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,988
-It's just your thing.
-I have a thing?
763
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,673
Well, yeah. You're... You're the nice guy,
764
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,195
and then people are like,
"Hey, I'm gonna stomp on that guy."
765
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,237
You're spinning out, okay?
Everything really is okay.
766
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,515
I don't know why you don't believe me.
767
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,749
Just 'cause you're
acting kinda nervous and...
768
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,194
Well, you caught me off guard!
769
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,554
You're a little shifty, Daddy.
770
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,154
Why are you here, Andy?
771
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,550
Yeah, Daddy, why are you here?
772
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,833
(NERVOUSLY) Uh...
773
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,798
Buying your mom a computer.
774
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,192
Stop it right now.
775
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,429
Yeah, it was supposed to be a surprise...
776
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,160
What? Honey, this is a MacBook!
777
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,833
-Pro.
-Pro?
778
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,991
-With AppleCare.
-This is the most expensive one!
779
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,037
It's the most expensive one!
780
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,668
And you insisted on us
getting the cheaper one not too long ago.
781
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,274
-I don't know what I was thinking!
-I don't either.
782
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,471
Because technology's always changing.
You gotta keep up.
783
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,631
Otherwise,
you're one of those dumb families
784
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,074
that doesn't have a MacBook Pro.
785
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,309
I ruined the surprise.
786
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,469
Now, let's talk about you.
787
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,837
Why are you changing the song
and wanting to change your outfit?
788
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,479
MAGGIE: Tell your daddy.
789
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,993
Remember Trisha?
790
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,389
Yeah, sure.
791
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,596
She's been making fun of me all year.
792
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,789
And now she's saying it's lame
793
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,674
I'm doing a dance from Rent with my dad.
794
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,715
That's not a lame thing.
You know what? Look, Trisha's lame.
795
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,559
No, she's not.
796
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,591
She always wins the talent show.
797
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,315
Maybe you'll win the talent show. Right?
798
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,152
I've been practicing all the moves!
799
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,072
-MAGGIE: Oh!
-You know what I mean? I got them down!
800
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,629
I'm not gonna let you down. Right? Okay?
801
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,949
And see, there's the smile I need!
802
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,111
-See, now you're happy and you're happy.
-I am.
803
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,309
Let's get you back to school.
804
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,959
-Okay. Bye, Daddy. I love you.
-I love you, too.
805
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,429
Everybody stop worrying
and panicking, and get going.
806
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,669
-Come on, go!
-Thank you!
807
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,912
A-get, get, get, get, get, get. (LAUGHS)
808
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,829
(PANTS) Hi.
809
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,195
Hey. Back so soon?
810
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,510
-Yeah, I'm gonna need another one.
-Okay.
811
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,116
Oh, and do you mind spreading this
one around a little bit?
812
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,269
Yeah.
813
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,315
Hey, man, did you hear
about this teacher fight?
814
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,799
It's gonna be fuckin' awesome.
815
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,714
Fuck me.
816
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,632
HOLLY: Hey, what is that? Baby oil?
817
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,552
Hey, stop... Stop that.
818
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,069
Hey!
819
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,839
-(IRV GROANS)
-(STUDENTS LAUGH)
820
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,712
Twenty-two years of this
motherfucking high school!
821
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,555
So, uh, the truth is,
I was mad at Mr. Strickland
822
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,838
because he'd given me
a bad, but fair grade
823
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,234
-on my last test.
-Yeah.
824
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,073
And, you know, he never
lashed out at me or anything like that.
825
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,229
No.
826
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,109
And my desk broke because
I was leaning on it.
827
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,874
You leaned on it,
and then you blamed the teacher.
828
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,075
Unbelievable.
829
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,639
-Yeah.
-Unbelievable.
830
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,951
And Mr. Strickland got in a
lot of trouble because of you.
831
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,149
Whew!
832
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,115
You know this completely contradicts
your statement, right, Campbell?
833
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,910
Look, we can get caught up
in the whole statement game.
834
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,072
Who said what and what they
meant by what they said,
835
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,748
and what words mean when people say them,
836
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,912
and, you know, who's making
a statement and what the statement means,
837
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,715
and whose statement has something to do
with something that someone else says.
838
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,677
And, see, statements get...
839
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,239
(STAMMERS) You know? And then...
840
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,118
You said he chopped it with a fucking ax.
841
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,793
Yeah, I know I said
the chopping thing, didn't I?
842
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,399
Yeah. But you know what?
843
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,118
I was looking at the AV system,
844
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,918
and I heard the crash
and, you know, I did...
845
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,719
You know how when you do one of
these and you're like, "Oh, my God."
846
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,269
And then your hands are
flying in front of your face,
847
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,954
and, like, that can look like chopping.
848
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,675
But you were right there.
He had the best view
849
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,875
-of his own seat.
-Yeah.
850
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,794
So, forget my statement
'cause I wasn't in the right...
851
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,439
-It was chaotic.
-It was chaotic. Yeah.
852
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:03,310
And shame on you because we have been
through an ordeal over all of this.
853
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,153
You should have
come out and said that in the first place.
854
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,309
-So...
-He's right.
855
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,636
Yeah, so there you have it.
856
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,074
All right, I guess
if that's your statement,
857
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,468
we got no issue with Strickland.
858
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,279
I'll tell him he can keep his job for now.
859
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,158
Oh! (EXHALES)
860
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,670
Sir, thank you so much.
That is fantastic news.
861
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,159
I wouldn't get too happy, Campbell.
862
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,639
Because you're still under review,
863
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,279
and you put me through
a lot of shit today.
864
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,515
Okay. Yeah, okay.
865
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,874
Now, here's my statement.
866
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,871
Get the fuck out of my office
and don't come back today.
867
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,793
Okay, yeah. Let's get out
of here on these terms.
868
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,473
Thank you again, for the...
869
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,392
Are you kidding me?
870
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,349
-Hey!
-Hey.
871
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,431
Hi. Oh, my God. How you feeling?
872
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,397
Please tell me it's not a student.
Is it a student?
873
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,788
No. I'm not actually pregnant.
874
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,311
No, I would never sleep with a student.
875
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,193
-Good.
-Without protection.
876
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,197
By the way, did that twin
say anything to you about me?
877
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,357
No. He doesn't talk to me
about you at all.
878
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,555
-Yeah.
-Okay.
879
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,716
You know why? He's dating a cheerleader.
880
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,999
(SIGHS) Games.
881
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,878
I think it's because you're
20 years older than him.
882
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,077
But in bed,
it's like numbers don't matter.
883
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,639
Except for the number of pumps.
884
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,836
What? I'm sorry. You count pumps?
885
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,439
I like stats.
886
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,835
That's crazy.
887
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,037
Hmm. Isn't it weird, though?
888
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,958
-How, like, we're at work...
-Yeah.
889
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,593
We're just, like,
seeing these kids grow up
890
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,036
and then one day it's just like, bam,
they're 1 8 and you can fuck 'em.
891
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,229
No.
892
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,675
-How that's just, like, a thing?
-It's really not a thing.
893
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,035
Or how they're like, "Slow down!
894
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,189
"Don't run in the hallways."
895
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,237
-Yeah.
-And then you're like,
896
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,238
-"Do you have a condom?"
-Creeping on them and trying to...
897
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,755
I want that teenage dick, you know?
I want that teenis.
898
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,558
Holly, why are you texting me
that you're pregnant?
899
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,749
I... I gotta be in class.
900
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,356
Can you just wait one second?
'Cause it's all gonna make sense.
901
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,279
-What's going on?
-Here we go.
902
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,469
-Who raped you?
-No, no, no.
903
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,629
Campbell, did you rape this woman?
904
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,829
Whoa, whoa! What?
905
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,991
I 91 1 texted him. There's been no rape.
906
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,429
Thank you for your bravery.
907
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,589
Well, what's going on?
908
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,239
What the fuck is going on?
That's a great question.
909
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,552
Okay, I'm sorry for misleading you both,
but this is a mediation.
910
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,269
Said that like American Idol.
911
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,429
-A mediation?
-Yeah.
912
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,272
No. Doesn't matter. Don't need it, okay?
913
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,478
Because I... I got you your job back.
914
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,953
You did what?
915
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,432
Yeah. I talked to Principal Tyler
and we worked it out.
916
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,637
So, your job is safe, and...
And we're all good here now.
917
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,389
You should've talked to me
before you did that.
918
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,715
Oh. Uh...
919
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,076
Okay. Sorry about that.
I didn't realize you felt that way,
920
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,037
but look, hey,
consider it a nice surprise.
921
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,235
So, we're good.
922
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,759
You're such a little coward.
923
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,239
Yeah, you are a pussy.
924
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,795
You can't even ask a man
a simple question.
925
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,715
(STAMMERS) Hey, I thought you'd be happy.
926
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,869
Ask the man a question.
927
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,029
Yeah, I could put it in question form.
928
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,958
-Do you want your job back?
-No!
929
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,915
I'm done with this place,
and I woulda told you that
930
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,350
if you weren't
in my goddamn business again.
931
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,999
Let's watch out for gun fingers.
932
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,229
CAMPBELL: I'm confused on one thing here.
933
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,789
You don't want your job?
934
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,989
No.
935
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,838
Then why the fuck are you trying to
pick a fight with me, man?
936
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,833
And why did I just spend thousands of
dollars buying two MacBook Pros?
937
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,514
I don't know why you do half
the shit you do, Campbell.
938
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,073
Okay, we're yelling too much!
939
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,514
We're yelling at each other too much.
940
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,669
Yeah. No shit!
941
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,671
It's not going well right now, you guys.
942
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,114
-It's not going well at all.
-No.
943
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,272
This is why I'm here, okay?
I'm a guidance counselor.
944
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,708
So use me! All right?
945
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,109
Let's take a seat.
946
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,675
-Are we walking towards the seats?
-He doesn't want the...
947
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,070
Yeah, but if you don't want the job,
what is the...
948
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,669
Kill the motherfucker today.
I swear to God.
949
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,433
Okay, so right off the bat,
950
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,797
I'm noticing that Campbell,
you're sitting at Israel.
951
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,396
And Strickland, you've chosen Iran.
952
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,956
Okay, I'm wondering
if that's maybe sending a hostile message.
953
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,350
You know, if we can get you
to an ally country, you know,
954
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,876
Italy or Spain or France.
955
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,268
North Korea.
956
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,832
That's a choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
957
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,197
Campbell, do you wanna find an ally?
958
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,588
Holly, I'm gonna move past this.
959
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,639
Okay? Look... I'm sorry you don't want
your job back, but I did my part.
960
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,153
I made things right, okay?
961
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,879
-So, the fight is off.
-(SCOFFS)
962
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,589
Okay, Campbell feels that
the fight should be off.
963
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,795
Strickland, how do you feel?
964
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,349
-No, the fight is still on.
-Strickland feels the fight is still on.
965
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,033
Yeah, no shit!
I can hear the man speaking.
966
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,878
-All right.
-Look, why?
967
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,869
Because actions have consequences,
968
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,799
and everybody around here
seem to forget about that.
969
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,437
These students,
they shit on this school all day
970
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,796
and don't nobody do nothing.
971
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,557
Little kids, they come in last place,
972
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,513
and pussies like you,
you wanna give 'em a trophy.
973
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,238
I say fuck a trophy.
974
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,755
Nobody's being held accountable anymore.
975
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,592
So, I'mma hold you accountable.
976
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,593
Yeah, you ratted on me.
Now you got to pay the price.
977
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,357
I'mma kick yo' ass at the end of the day
in front of everybody.
978
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,438
And you can consider this my final lesson.
979
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,876
Yeah, you guys should fucking fight.
980
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,996
This is crazy, you know?
981
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,038
Do you hear yourself?
I mean, you've become unhinged!
982
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,713
Maybe.
983
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,552
But let me tell you something.
984
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,629
You don't show up
to that fight this afternoon,
985
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,075
an unhinged man might wanna
do something real nasty to you.
986
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,958
An unhinged man might show up
987
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,680
at your house with
a year's supply of duct tape.
988
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,478
Pop out the bushes.
989
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,915
Gut your ass like a fish.
990
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,638
I could take my revenge anytime, anywhere.
991
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,199
(BANGS TABLE)
992
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,632
See you after school.
993
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,993
Booty kick!
994
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,394
(SIGHS)
995
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,875
OPERATOR: Nine-one-one.
What's your emergency?
996
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,917
Yes, hi.
There's a crazy guy at my high school.
997
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,069
He's trying to beat me up.
998
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,878
Nine-one-one is for emergencies only.
999
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,155
If you have a problem with a bully,
1000
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,548
I need you to speak to a teacher.
1001
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,790
No... I am a teacher.
1002
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,669
Excuse me?
1003
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,671
It's actually another teacher
1004
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,751
who's gonna beat me up after school,
1005
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,148
-so that's why I'm calling.
-I'm sorry,
1006
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,112
can you repeat what you just told me?
1007
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,355
Okay.
1008
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,796
My name is Andrew Campbell.
I'm a teacher at Roosevelt High School.
1009
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,313
There's another teacher here
1010
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,675
who wants to have
a fist fight with me after school.
1011
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,512
So, I need help.
1012
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,998
(ALL LAUGHING)
1013
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,638
Oh, very funny! Assault is a real thing.
1014
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,833
I would like you to stop
laughing and listen to my...
1015
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,355
You're a grown man.
Now go on and take that ass-whoopin'.
1016
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,112
-I'm asking you for help and...
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
1017
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,111
Fuck!
1018
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,279
(CHUCKLING)
1019
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,232
It takes courage...
1020
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,398
To become...
1021
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,235
People when you're older.
1022
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,318
And words are...
1023
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,952
Use... Useless.
1024
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,588
Apparently.
1025
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,869
Uh...
1026
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,590
Guys, you know,
look, you try to be a nice guy, right?
1027
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,758
And treat everyone with respect,
but you don't get it.
1028
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,069
You don't get it back in return.
1029
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,754
You know why?
'Cause nice guys, they finish last.
1030
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:31,909
Yeah.
1031
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,117
Everything is fucked up.
This is a fucked up school,
1032
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,999
filled with lunatic teachers!
1033
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,476
Your teachers are fucking nuts!
1034
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,073
Man, this is fucked up.
1035
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,315
He's having a breakdown.
1036
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,669
-We can't prank him.
-Shh!
1037
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,469
And you're gonna say,
"Hey, I'm a nice guy. I'm doing okay."
1038
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,473
And the world is gonna
unzip its pants, pull them down,
1039
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,757
and take a giant fucking shit
all over you guys.
1040
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,953
I just can't win, guys!
1041
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,314
I cannot win.
1042
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,629
Why is there rope around my feet?
1043
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,993
-(GROANS)
-(STUDENTS EXCLAIM)
1044
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,879
(SCREAMING)
1045
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,113
(HORSE NEIGHING)
1046
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,916
Motherfucking little
motherfucking sons of bitches!
1047
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,159
This ain't right.
1048
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,470
Playing pranks used to be fun.
1049
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,870
This shit is getting violent.
1050
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,429
I look like a fucking minion!
1051
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,477
Holy cow! They got both of you, huh?
1052
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,675
Man, I gotta get pranked.
1053
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,829
All right, you know what?
1054
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,718
I'm fucking done with this shit.
1055
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,632
Yeah. I really am.
1056
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,189
No more Mr. Nice Guy, right?
1057
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,750
No more playing by the rules
like a stupid little bitch,
1058
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,995
who didn't realize everyone else
1059
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,991
in the school threw
the rulebook out years ago.
1060
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,389
All right?
1061
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,994
Strickland wants to fuck with me,
and the kids want to fuck with me.
1062
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,593
Everyone wants to fuck with me.
Guess what though?
1063
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,153
Campbell's gonna fuck right back.
1064
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,514
Yeah, let's get laid.
1065
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,553
I'm trying to...
1066
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,676
I'm trying to explain that I'm gonna...
1067
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,239
Holly, shut up!
1068
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,512
Shut the fuck up! You're always...
1069
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,029
(GRUNTS)
1070
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,388
I'm sorry.
1071
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,789
I lashed out.
1072
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,354
This has not been a good day.
1073
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,988
So here's what I'm gonna do.
1074
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,396
I'm gonna frame Strickland
for a crime he didn't commit.
1075
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,790
Wait. What? You're gonna do what?
1076
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,672
Something occurred to me
as I was getting dragged down
1077
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,432
a flight of stairs by a horse on meth.
1078
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,033
I get some meth, right?
I stick it in his classroom or some shit.
1079
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,475
I tip off the cops, they show up,
1080
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,039
and then boom! They arrest him.
1081
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,519
And I'm not gonna be in a fight today.
1082
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,517
Hey! Maybe I won't be in a fight ever
1083
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,631
'cause I don't know what kinda
past record this guy has.
1084
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,917
Yes. Yes, I fucking love this plan.
Let's do it! Yes!
1085
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,071
Okay. Right? See? Good! Holly's with me.
1086
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,919
I wouldn't tangle with no police.
I'm from the streets.
1087
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,230
You do not go to no cops, okay?
1088
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,592
You might have to just man up
and throw down with this dude.
1089
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,389
Come on, Coach. I can't fight him.
You said it yourself.
1090
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,959
I don't know, Campbell.
1091
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,549
I don't know. Maybe I was wrong.
1092
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,110
You're so pissed off right now,
you might even win.
1093
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,711
You really think I could win?
1094
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,319
Tell you something.
1095
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,072
All it takes is one punch.
1096
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,629
All right. I just... I just don't know
the first thing about fighting.
1097
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,039
-Make a fist.
-(SIGHS)
1098
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,197
-Come on! Make a fist!
-Okay. Okay. Okay.
1099
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,954
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
1100
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,712
This the fucking 1 700s?
1101
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,279
I don't know! I...
1102
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,469
Get your fists up.
1103
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,592
Protect yourself before
you get punched in the head!
1104
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,199
All right. Like how? Show me how!
1105
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,715
(SCREAMS)
1106
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,069
-Fuck!
-What?
1107
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,269
CAMPBELL: What the fuck was that?
1108
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,078
Was that too hard? 'Cause it felt awesome.
1109
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,918
Punched me right in my fucking ear.
1110
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,793
-Ah! Shit! Why did you do that?
-'Cause you said, "Like how?"
1111
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,393
When he was talking about
getting hit in the head.
1112
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,879
I meant, "Like how do I make a fist?"
1113
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,832
Not, "Like how do I get
punched in the fucking head?"
1114
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,109
-Oh, Jesus Christ!
-Got it.
1115
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,589
That makes sense.
I wasn't listening to the conversation.
1116
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,830
-Yeah! No shit!
-I kind of zoned out. I was bored.
1117
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,991
God damn it.
Well, obviously I can't fight this guy.
1118
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,149
No.
1119
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,869
So, back to the meth idea?
1120
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,917
-Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
-Best shot you got.
1121
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,433
-That's all I got, right?
-HOLLY: Yeah.
1122
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,358
Okay, so, Holly, give me some meth.
1123
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,589
Me? Yeah, no. I don't have drugs.
1124
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:01,869
I thought you said you did.
1125
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,792
No, I don't do drugs at school.
1126
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,235
I do them before I come to school.
1127
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,000
Shit. All right.
Well, where am I gonna get drugs?
1128
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,158
Campbell, this is a public high school
in the United States of America.
1129
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,357
There literally could not be
a better place to buy drugs.
1130
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,314
CAMPBELL: (ON VIDEO)
Yes, hi. There's a crazy guy
1131
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,993
-at my high school.
-Hey. I need your help.
1132
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,754
-What's up?
-Nine-one-one is for emergencies only.
1133
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,871
-What the fuck is this?
-It's my new MacBook Pro.
1134
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,314
(IN H IGH-PITCHED VOICE)
My name is Andrew Campbell.
1135
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,708
Andrew Campbell. Andrew Campbell.
1136
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,108
Is that my 91 1 call?
1137
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,316
This kid in Taiwan
made a YouTube video about it.
1138
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,629
It's so awesome!
1139
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,119
How the fuck did it get to Taiwan?
1140
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,675
-(CRYING LIKE A BABY)
-Well, I don't sound like...
1141
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,159
How many hits has it got?
1142
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,072
-Now go and take that ass-whooping.
-CAMPBELL: Jesus Christ!
1143
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,037
All right, look.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
1144
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,072
I need you to sell me some drugs, okay?
1145
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,999
Sorry, I don't know anything about that.
1146
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,230
Cut the shit, all right?
Holly told me that you deal.
1147
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,709
So, let's just... You can deal with me.
1148
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,553
(STAMMERS) We'll do a drug deal.
1149
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,149
iPhone.
1150
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,195
I'm sorry, what?
1151
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,790
Look, maybe I deal, maybe I don't.
1152
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,713
I'll tell you for a new iPhone.
1153
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,348
Listen, to me you little fucking shit.
1154
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,509
I will take that iPhone,
1155
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,233
I will shove it right up
your fucking ass, okay?
1156
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,992
-Stop... (LAUGHS)
-(RUSTLING)
1157
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,031
-Chill, dude.
-Yeah, yeah. You chill.
1158
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,189
Okay. Look, look, look.
1159
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,351
Be a good boy. Sell me some drugs.
1160
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,993
Okay. Just relax.
1161
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,869
What do you want?
1162
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,355
I don't know. Give me some...
1163
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,272
Give me some meth or something.
1164
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,993
Well, I just sell molly.
1165
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,996
Then why are you asking me
what do I want, Neil?
1166
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,189
I don't know.
1167
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,749
Okay, Neil. Sell me an eighth
of Molly or whatever it is.
1168
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,717
(LAUGHS) Do you even know what molly is?
1169
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,757
I will rip your head off of your neck.
1170
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,109
I will shit down your throat, okay?
1171
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,274
That... That's where I am right now.
1172
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,919
I'm a broken man, Neil.
1173
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,549
Hmm. Okay?
1174
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,239
-Okay, man.
-Yeah? Okay?
1175
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,279
Right here? Just like this? Jesus Christ.
1176
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,431
All right, give it to me. All right.
1177
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,349
Give me the money.
1178
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,119
Fuck you.
1179
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,593
(STRAINING)
1180
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,635
Hello.
1181
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,994
(IMITATES KNIFE CUTS)
1182
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,349
(GRUNTS)
1183
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,949
Yikes.
1184
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,188
(STRAINING)
1185
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,155
What the fuck is this?
1186
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,789
It's my goddamn car!
1187
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,599
Oh, shit! Fuck me. God damn!
1188
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,189
Why are you kicking it?
1189
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,157
I can't... I can't believe
what they did to your car!
1190
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,072
-Fucking monsters.
-Yeah. Fucking animals.
1191
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:15,152
-Fucking animals.
-Yeah, little... Little... Little animals!
1192
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,556
Right. Listen. Since I ran into you,
1193
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,911
I have to tell you,
we moved your interview back to 2: 1 5.
1194
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,317
I actually have to go to
my daughter's elementary school
1195
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,359
to do a talent show
dance thing with her by 2:30.
1196
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,028
So you want me to accommodate
the fact that you're gonna
1197
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,636
skip out of campus in
the middle of the fucking day.
1198
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,116
Good point. Sorry, sir. Yeah.
1199
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,753
(STAMMERS) I'll make it work.
1200
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,831
Good. And could you take
your foot off my car?
1201
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,230
Yeah, right.
So, I'll be there for the appointment.
1202
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,389
I'll keep my foot on the car.
1203
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,549
No. Move your foot off my car.
1204
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:47,869
Can't do it.
1205
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,069
Get your foot off my fucking car!
1206
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,350
If I take my foot off,
then the kids win, sir!
1207
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,555
The kids don't give two shits.
1208
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,755
Get your foot off my fucking car.
1209
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,109
My car's already fucked up!
1210
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,838
But we have to put
our foot down on the car, sir.
1211
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,989
-Off my car!
-Okay, okay!
1212
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,276
What the fuck!
Get your God damn foot off my car!
1213
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,317
Yes, sir. The foot's coming off right now.
1214
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,879
But before it comes off,
1215
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,632
Iet me just explain myself
1216
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,789
here.
1217
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,872
MALE STUDENT 1 : (ON PA)
A very important announcement.
1218
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,712
-(STUDENT 2 GIGGLING)
-If anyone finds a two-inch penis,
1219
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,399
please return it to Principal Tyler.
1220
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,669
MALE STU DENT 2: It's his.
1221
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,916
You gotta be fucking shitting me.
1222
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,036
MALE STU DENT 1 :
Stay tuned for more announcements.
1223
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,998
(PLAYING MARIACH I MUSIC)
1224
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,674
Will you guys shut the fuck up?
1225
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,913
Here we go.
1226
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,557
All right. Police are in
Strickland's classroom with Mehar.
1227
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,998
But that dog ain't finding shit.
1228
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,594
-What?
-You sure that kid really sold you meth?
1229
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,239
Well, no. It wasn't meth. It was molly.
1230
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,998
-Molly?
-Yeah. Why? What?
1231
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,912
Dogs can't smell molly. What did you do?
1232
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,069
What do you mean, what did I do?
1233
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,554
I didn't know they can't smell molly.
Why not?
1234
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,312
Campbell, you have to train a dog
1235
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,789
to smell specific drugs, okay?
1236
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,029
How do you think this thing works?
1237
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,316
I don't know how it works.
I thought you guys knew how it worked.
1238
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,509
We do.
1239
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,193
Well, if you do, you should have told me.
What the...
1240
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,112
-Oh, snap!
-HOLLY: What?
1241
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,111
CRAWFORD: Cops are leaving the classroom.
1242
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,952
-This is over.
-It's over?
1243
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,155
Campbell, I'm from the streets.
1244
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,436
Trust me when I tell you it's over.
1245
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,955
Oh, shit! God damn it. Fucking damn it!
1246
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,519
Okay. You know what? You have to relax.
1247
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,631
I got something for you.
Take a hit of this.
1248
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,114
Yeah. Yeah.
1249
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,268
What the fuck is that?
I thought you said you didn't have drugs!
1250
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,271
I don't. I have weed.
1251
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,068
Jesus! Fuck! Give...
1252
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,193
(GRUNTING)
1253
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,157
STRICKLAND: Nice landing, dick wad.
1254
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,155
You tried to plant drugs on me,
didn't you?
1255
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,316
That's why that dog was here.
1256
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,835
But they couldn't smell
those drugs, could they?
1257
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,879
(CHUCKLES)
1258
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,719
You fucked up, Campbell.
1259
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,193
I'm in your head.
1260
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,910
I know what you gonna do
before you even do it.
1261
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,638
Back off. Back off.
1262
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,597
All your hard work,
1263
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,149
sneaking around lying and shit.
1264
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,874
Now it's just you and me.
1265
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:23,715
Don't come closer.
1266
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,029
What you think? They're gonna come in here
1267
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:28,038
if you light that little
toothpick pencil joint?
1268
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,434
You wanna find out?
1269
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,517
Hey! Don't do it.
1270
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,155
You be a man.
1271
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,032
I refuse!
1272
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,033
You know, first I was just
gonna punch you a whole lot, Campbell.
1273
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,158
Now, I think I'm gonna break
every bone in your body.
1274
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,269
Help! (COUGHING)
1275
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,759
Help! Police!
1276
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,909
What the fuck are you doing, man?
1277
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,712
Get away from that God damn door.
1278
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,191
You know what? I should kill your ass.
1279
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,994
Okay, guys.
1280
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,912
What seems to be the trouble here?
1281
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,913
Strickland was smoking marijuana.
1282
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,395
And he has molly in his bag.
1283
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,549
And who are you?
1284
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,318
I'll straighten this out for everyone.
1285
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,550
Mr. Andy Campbell, English teacher.
1286
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,075
Probably a nice guy,
but a bit of a worm and a sneak.
1287
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,874
Mr. Strickland, reputation of a hot-head.
1288
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,076
Scary, yet effective with the students.
1289
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,072
Do I trust either of them?
1290
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,673
Absolutely not.
1291
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,229
All right, we got this.
1292
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,793
Yeah, we got this.
1293
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,228
You stay out this shit, Mehar.
1294
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,595
Technically, this is occurring
during school hours,
1295
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,552
so I cannot stay out this S-word.
1296
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,558
There is contraband in here.
Who does this belong to?
1297
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,069
Him. The drugs are in his bag.
1298
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,356
This man is obviously the drug addict.
1299
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,232
Look at his eyes. They burgundy red.
1300
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,072
Let the record reflect his eyes are red.
1301
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,356
I mean, it's very dry in the room.
1302
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,953
It's not that dry.
1303
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,872
It is wet with lies.
1304
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,718
He's holding an ax!
1305
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,915
This is true as well.
1306
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,071
Mr. Strickland is brandishing a weapon.
1307
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,155
(AX CLATTERS)
1308
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,589
We all saw that.
1309
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,354
Am I the only one here
who sees what's going on? Hello!
1310
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,509
Hello.
1311
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,836
Not hello you.
Hello, we're in his classroom!
1312
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,234
Hello, there are drugs in his bag!
1313
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,039
Hello, this man
is obviously the culprit here.
1314
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,912
I just said "hello" back.
He said "hello," I said "hello."
1315
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,071
Let's move past that.
Just arrest... Arrest the guy.
1316
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,191
Campbell, you've had your say.
1317
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,955
Mr. Strickland, care to respond?
1318
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,953
Fuck the police.
1319
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:18,869
(BOTH GRUNT)
1320
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,638
Nice plan, asshole.
1321
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,479
(SIREN WAILING)
1322
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,755
Ally, hey! Sweetie, listen,
1323
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,909
something's come up
1324
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,789
at uh, work and...
1325
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,237
(SIGHS) I'm not gonna be
able to make it to the talent show.
1326
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,069
Daddy, you promised you would make it.
1327
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,593
You promised me.
1328
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,875
I know.
1329
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,710
Sometimes, adults' lives are complicated,
1330
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,757
you know, funny things you can't predict.
1331
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,990
I can't believe you're not gonna come.
1332
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,716
I'm gonna look like such an idiot.
1333
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,712
Trisha's gonna ruin me.
1334
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,995
Forget about that girl.
1335
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,720
I mean, she sounds like a big bully to me.
1336
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,110
And believe me, I know what that's like.
1337
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,149
Hello?
1338
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,114
(CAMPBELL EXHALES)
1339
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,917
Unbelievable.
1340
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,273
Unbelievable.
1341
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,194
Yeah, that's what it is, you know.
1342
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,029
You know what I told my wife today?
1343
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,873
I said, "Hey, honey,
everything's gonna be okay."
1344
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:36,350
Yeah. And that
was a big fat lie, wasn't it?
1345
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,673
I mean, I'm definitely
not gonna make the meeting,
1346
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,034
so I'll lose my job,
1347
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,872
and I've let my daughter down,
1348
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,828
and now I'm probably gonna be in prison
when my child is born. So...
1349
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,519
Yo, who fault is that?
1350
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,718
No, that's a good question.
Whose fault is it?
1351
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,348
It's your fucking fault.
Are you fucking kidding me?
1352
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,714
Yeah, because you know what I don't do?
1353
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,030
I don't swing axes at the students.
1354
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,152
Yeah, that's a little bit
of a step too far, I think.
1355
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,476
But not for you. No. You know why?
1356
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,278
Because you're a fucking maniac.
1357
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,398
"Whose fault is it?" God damn it!
1358
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,554
Fucking crazy.
1359
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,438
What's up, man? How are you doing?
1360
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,194
Yeah, getting locked up. It's fucking...
1361
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,271
This is some BS, right? Shit.
1362
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,670
I... I don't mean to,
you know, interrupt your
1363
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,515
seething or whatever it is
you're doing over here,
1364
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,117
but I just got in a little argument
with my friend
1365
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:58,035
and he starts talking
some serious shit about you.
1366
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,999
And he's goin' on and on,
1367
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,197
and he's calling you a bitch,
and a big fat pussy,
1368
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,954
and a little fucking pussy bitch,
1369
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,678
and he says that you're his bitch.
1370
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,114
-What?
-Yeah.
1371
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,475
I couldn't believe it.
He just keeps going on and on and on
1372
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:12,789
that he wants to fight you.
1373
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,430
I'm like, "This guy?
There's no way! No way!"
1374
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,629
-Him?
-Well, don't point.
1375
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,789
Yeah, don't point.
1376
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,753
What, it's your first time
getting locked up, man?
1377
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,151
Come on. Yeah. But, yeah, him. Yeah.
1378
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,309
If he wants to fight me, I'm right here.
1379
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,149
Yeah.
1380
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,235
Yeah, you're here. He's there.
1381
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,674
You could just go over there.
1382
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,839
And I'd stay here
1383
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,638
if you're worried about losing your seat.
1384
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,030
I can see that that's not it.
Okay. I tell you what.
1385
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,273
I'll go over there,
and if he nods like this
1386
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,512
that means he wants to fight you now.
1387
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,672
But again, man, he's not gonna come here
1388
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,674
because he thinks you're a big fat bitch.
1389
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,114
Again, these are his words,
they're not mine.
1390
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,356
So just look for that nod
and know that he's calling you
1391
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,555
the biggest bitch on the planet.
1392
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,994
Okay. I gotta go.
1393
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,352
Okay, so you still wanna fight?
1394
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,152
Forget it.
1395
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,875
What?
1396
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,829
Maybe I went a little overboard earlier.
1397
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,197
But at least I did something.
1398
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:30,908
Fight's off.
1399
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,073
Wait. What? Why?
1400
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,876
First, I was just pissed off at you.
1401
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,038
Wanted to wring your little neck.
1402
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,917
-Yeah.
-But then I start thinking.
1403
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,239
What if the school saw
1404
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,960
how they pitted two teachers
against each other?
1405
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,555
Maybe the fight'll make a difference
and something would change.
1406
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,396
But you won't even man up and fight.
1407
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,989
So, forget it.
1408
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,110
Fight's off. You can go
take a free period now.
1409
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,548
That's...
1410
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,071
That's the best news
I've heard all day. That's great.
1411
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,832
Yeah! I'll take that free period.
1412
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,831
Awesome, man. So, the fight's off?
1413
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,748
That's great!
1414
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,914
You nodding at me? Fuck you!
1415
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,116
No, no, no! Sorry, sir.
That nod was not for you.
1416
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,639
You can sit back down.
1417
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,199
You wanna fight me, bitch?
1418
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,039
What'd you say to me?
1419
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,435
No, no, no! He doesn't
wanna fight you anymore.
1420
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,749
-Yeah, no. Go back.
-Anymore?
1421
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,514
At all! Yeah, no.
Guys, there's no fights today.
1422
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,715
Didn't you hear? Great news!
1423
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,632
Man, stand up, bitch. What you got?
1424
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,119
Oh, no!
1425
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,309
Oh.
1426
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,429
Oh.
1427
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,959
I got a whole lot!
1428
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:41,109
I got stuff, too.
1429
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,872
But I'm not fighting, you know?
1430
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,474
Guys, guys, this has just
been a misunderstanding.
1431
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,192
-(GRUNTS)
-(SHRIEKS)
1432
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,398
-Yeah.
-All right.
1433
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,799
(SHRIEKING)
1434
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,352
Go to sleep.
1435
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,631
Go to sleep.
1436
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,916
Nighty-night. Nighty-night.
1437
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,712
You sic this man on me, Campbell?
1438
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,679
That was a mistake. Yeah. That...
1439
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,473
I changed my mind.
1440
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,553
Okay. Calm down.
1441
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,718
The fight is back on.
1442
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:19,956
Come on, man. You might have done
the same thing in my position.
1443
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,634
This time I'm gonna kill your ass.
1444
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,513
Just take it easy.
Take a deep breath, okay?
1445
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,438
Hey! You two.
1446
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,238
The molly you tried to pin on each other
1447
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,879
is aspirin. Come on.
1448
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,595
Aspirin.
That little fucker tried to rip me off!
1449
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,558
Wait a sec.
What time is it? What time is it?
1450
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,109
I still got time!
1451
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:38,993
I still have time to make everything!
1452
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,675
Hey, Campbell! I'll see you at 3:00.
1453
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,029
Hey!
1454
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,428
It's a bloodbath in there.
1455
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,753
Holly, Ms. Monet... We all got fired.
1456
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,359
No! You, too?
1457
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,355
These damn jeans didn't impress anybody.
1458
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,598
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Crawford.
1459
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,391
Hey, Suzie. I'm here.
Are they ready for me?
1460
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,589
They said they need just a minute.
1461
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,795
Okay, you sure it's
just gonna be a minute?
1462
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,632
Because I'm trying to get
to my daughter's talent show.
1463
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,199
Oh, it's just gonna be a minute.
1464
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,958
-Suzie, I don't have a minute.
-Sixty seconds.
1465
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,874
(SIGHS)
1466
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,390
Shit! Okay.
1467
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,953
Okay.
1468
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,038
-(CLOCK TICKING)
-(SIGHS)
1469
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,955
What the fuck is going on in there?
1470
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,229
Just one more minute.
1471
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,914
Respectfully, Suzie, fuck this, okay?
I'm going in.
1472
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,229
-No, Andy.
-I'm going in!
1473
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,118
Why do you think they haven't
called for you? Andy!
1474
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,872
-(LAUGHING)
-Hey, hi! I'm sorry, what's going on?
1475
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,234
I was supposed to start at 2: 1 5.
1476
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,512
Oh! Uh, uh...
1477
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:04,117
Superintendent Johnson and I were just
talking about his fishing trip to Alaska.
1478
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,358
I caught a halibut.
1479
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,636
You... You caught a halibut.
Well, congratulations, sir.
1480
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,472
I... I'm sitting out there
and missing my daughter's...
1481
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,629
(SIGHS) You know what?
1482
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,360
I don't wanna cause trouble. Could I just
make my teacher's statement now?
1483
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,669
Is that all right?
1484
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,274
Well, actually, that won't be necessary.
1485
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,672
-Why?
-Turns out we've reached our limit
1486
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,836
on how many experienced
teachers we can let go
1487
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,877
and still be in compliance
with state policy.
1488
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,638
We gotta make cuts from somewhere else.
1489
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,758
Yeah. We're done here.
1490
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,595
Anyway, it's an executive
course right by the airport, right?
1491
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,918
Okay, thanks for the job, I guess.
1492
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,477
PRINCIPAL TYLER:
Step tight. Pop! You know.
1493
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:44,113
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1494
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,795
I'm sorry though.
What cuts are you gonna make?
1495
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,388
It's none of your business, Campbell.
1496
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:49,595
Well, no, it is my business, right?
1497
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:50,795
I... I teach at the school.
1498
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,439
So, what are you gonna do?
1499
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,791
I... I mean, you gonna
cut buying new books
1500
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,439
or are you gonna shorten the school year?
1501
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,833
You gonna increase the class sizes again?
That one was a real bright idea.
1502
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,474
Now would be a real good time
for you to stop talking.
1503
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,710
Yeah, now... Now would
be a good time for me to stop talking,
1504
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,035
but I'm not gonna stop talking, okay?
1505
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,317
'Cause I... I'm asking a question.
So, I'm sorry, but what cut...
1506
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:10,879
No, I'm not sorry. All right?
1507
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:12,951
I think, in fact, I'm tired
of always saying I'm sorry.
1508
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,315
I asked you guys
a direct fucking question.
1509
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,469
What cutbacks are you gonna make?
1510
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,671
Campbell, this doesn't concern you, okay?
1511
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:19,989
You're just a teacher.
1512
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,636
Wow! Really? I'm just a teacher?
1513
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,518
Well, all right. You're right.
I may be just a teacher,
1514
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,238
but I'm pretty sure that qualifies me
1515
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:27,873
to ask a goddamn question
1516
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,109
about something that's gonna affect
1517
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,356
my ability to fucking teach!
1518
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,080
Campbell, get your
ass out of here while you still got a job!
1519
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,349
No, I can't do it, man,
1520
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,192
because I'm done listening to you.
1521
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,712
And I know I'm just a teacher,
1522
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,791
but that ought to be worth
something around here.
1523
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,150
In fact, that ought to be
worth everything to you guys,
1524
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,788
but instead, you treat us like shit.
1525
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,434
And you don't give us the tools
to do our jobs properly.
1526
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,868
And I can't believe I'm saying this,
but Strickland's right.
1527
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,871
The students are running
all over the fucking school.
1528
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,952
So this may be just a teacher's opinion,
1529
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,236
but you guys fucking suck at your jobs.
1530
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,229
And if you ever leave me
waiting outside again
1531
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,277
so you can talk about
a goddamn fishing trip,
1532
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,674
I will walk right in here
1533
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,400
and I'll punch you right in
the fucking teeth, Tyler.
1534
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:13,197
Stick that halibut up your ass!
1535
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,630
(SINGING TUNELESSLY)
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
1536
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,995
Six hundred minutes
1537
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,115
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
1538
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,271
Moments so dear
1539
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,628
(WH ISPERS) She's so lame.
1540
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,513
Five hundred
twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
1541
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:43,239
-How do you measure a year in the life?
-Oh, God.
1542
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,236
How about love?
1543
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,079
(GIGGLING)
1544
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,478
How about love?
1545
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,755
How about...
1546
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:57,389
(GIGGLING)
1547
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,834
Oh, shit!
1548
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,195
-Honey, what...
-Hey.
1549
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,349
What the hell happened to you?
1550
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,750
Sweetie. Look, I've had a crazy day, okay?
1551
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:09,995
I... I don't have time to explain.
1552
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,276
Look, can you do me a big favor right now?
1553
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,509
Okay.
1554
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:14,948
I need you to see if you can get them
1555
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,997
to play that... That Big Sean song.
1556
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,673
-Can you do it?
-Yeah. Okay.
1557
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,955
Okay. I'm gonna talk to Ally.
1558
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,951
Oh, my God! You're the best!
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
1559
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,793
Let's give it up again
for Ally Campbell and her...
1560
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,799
And herself.
1561
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,519
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
1562
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,755
Hey, buddy. Um, I'm gonna
need a little favor from you.
1563
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,356
-(SOBBING)
-Ally! Ally! Hey, sweetie.
1564
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,999
Daddy, where were you?
1565
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,832
Okay, okay, I can explain
that later, all right?
1566
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,479
But right now, sweetie,
1567
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:42,959
we're going right back out there.
1568
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:44,354
No, Daddy. The rules are
that we have to...
1569
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,509
Don't worry about the rules, okay?
1570
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:46,669
We're not gonna play
by the rules, all right?
1571
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:47,995
-We're not?
-No! Here's what we're gonna do.
1572
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,639
We're gonna do the Big Sean song.
1573
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,633
Wait, we are?
1574
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,631
-Yeah! Mom's working on it.
-She is?
1575
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,831
I'll follow your lead
and the moves are the same, right?
1576
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,274
Yeah, the moves are the same.
1577
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,715
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1578
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,479
There it goes. Okay, we gotta go.
1579
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,238
-Let's get out there. Let's go.
-Okay, let's do this.
1580
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,314
Go, go, go.
1581
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,154
Trisha, this song is for you.
1582
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,117
(RAPPING)
I don't fuck with you
1583
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,555
(GASPING)
1584
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,838
You little stupid ass bitch
I ain't fuckin' with you
1585
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,149
What?
1586
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,316
You little
You little dumb ass bitch
1587
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,072
I ain 't fuckin ' with you
1588
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,199
I got a million trillion things
1589
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,509
That I'd rather fuckin ' do
1590
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,113
Al I rig ht, fuck it.
This what we're doing? All right.
1591
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,157
Than to be fucking with you
1592
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,674
Little stupid ass
I don 't give a fuck
1593
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:31,829
I don 't give a fuck
1594
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:33,234
I don 't, I don 't
I don 't give a fuck
1595
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,709
Bitch, I don 't give a fuck about you
1596
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,035
Or anything that you do
1597
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,236
Don 't give a fuck about you
or anything that you do
1598
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,868
I heard you got a new man
I see you takin ' a pic
1599
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,349
Then you post it up
Thinkin ' that it's makin ' me sick
1600
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,875
But I see you calling
I be makin ' it quick
1601
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:50,316
I'mma answer that shit like
I don 't fuck with you
1602
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,232
You little stupid ass bitch
I ain 't fucking with you
1603
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,953
You little dumb ass bitch
I ain 't fucking with you
1604
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:01,109
(M U S IC STO PS)
1605
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,389
I got a million trillion things
1606
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,788
That I'd rather fucking do
1607
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,188
Okay, music stopped.
1608
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,316
Than to be fucking with you
1609
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,198
Little stupid ass
I don 't give a fuck
1610
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,349
-I don 't give a fuck
-Yeah!
1611
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,999
I don 't, I don 't
I don 't give a fuck bitch.
1612
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,952
-They just stopped the music.
-I don 't give a fuck about you
1613
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,109
Or anything that you do
1614
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,599
Don 't give a fuck about you
or anything that you do
1615
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,398
Need you to stop. Okay.
1616
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,752
Who's the loser now, Trisha?
1617
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,758
Bully this, bitch!
1618
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,918
(MICROPHON E FEEDBACK)
1619
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,992
Oh, my!
1620
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,915
I was unaware of the lyrics
1621
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:37,910
and... And the strong language
in that song, so I do apologize.
1622
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,271
But you know what?
I apologize for nothing else.
1623
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:43,874
(FEEDBACK)
1624
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,276
(ALL CH EERING)
1625
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,391
Yeah! Way to go, Ally!
1626
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:54,834
That's my girl!
1627
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:56,953
Whoo! Oh. Damn!
1628
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,429
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1629
01:09:58,760 --> 01:09:59,749
Way to go, kid!
1630
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:02,110
Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna
be a rock star here now.
1631
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:03,793
Yeah, no.
1632
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,598
-I... I think you're gonna be expelled.
-Oh...
1633
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,392
Yeah, yeah. But, look, look,
I'm super proud of you
1634
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,073
-for standing up for yourself, okay?
-Yeah.
1635
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,434
All right, I gotta go do the same,
all right?
1636
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,312
-Daddy's gotta run.
-Wait, where are you going?
1637
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,113
Daddy's gotta get in a fist fight.
1638
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,269
Shit!
1639
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,271
Hey! That's my scooter!
1640
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,309
No shit.
1641
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,955
Fuck, man.
1642
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,797
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
1643
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,715
STUDENT: Mr. Campbell!
1644
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,399
(ALL CHEERING)
1645
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:29,598
Let's go! Kill him!
1646
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,152
-Come on, man, Campbell! Come on, baby.
-Yes, get him! Kill him!
1647
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,672
Fucking kill him. Fucking destroy him.
1648
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,235
(PLAYING THEME FROM ROCKY)
1649
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:52,793
(LOUD CHEERING)
1650
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:07,993
You ready to do this, motherfucker?
1651
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,913
(LAUGHS) You actually sound
like a real man, Campbell.
1652
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,638
Maybe one of your nuts dropped today.
1653
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,870
I'll drop your nuts, bitch.
Back the fuck up. Let's go.
1654
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:16,189
You wanna see what I'm made out of?
1655
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,595
(ALL GASP)
1656
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,189
Oh, fuck!
1657
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,313
See? Let that be a lesson to you.
1658
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,672
Actions have consequences.
1659
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,799
-Campbell!
-(CHEERING)
1660
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,471
You want some more of this, huh, boy?
1661
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,109
Oh, shit!
1662
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,432
-(STUDENTS CHEERING)
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
1663
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,119
How do you like
this ass-whooping, Campbell?
1664
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,508
I fucking love it, bitch!
1665
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,513
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1666
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,435
Ahh! Shit!
1667
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,113
-(GROANING)
-HOLLY: Oh, shit!
1668
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:56,914
(YELLS)
1669
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,715
-ALL: Oh!
-That's my stuff, damn it!
1670
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,633
Yeah! (GROANS)
1671
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,114
ALL: Oh!
1672
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,476
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
1673
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,993
God damn it!
1674
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,029
Fuck!
1675
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,111
-Oh, my God!
-Oh!
1676
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,438
-Shit! Fuck this shit.
-Campbell, stay down!
1677
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,192
CRAWFORD: Campbell, stay down!
1678
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,239
CRAWFORD: Bruce Lee style!
1679
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,515
God damn it.
1680
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,359
(GROANING)
1681
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,957
Right here. I should just kill you.
1682
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,109
Fuck you, man.
1683
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,555
Whoever dies first haunts the school.
1684
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,831
CRAWFORD: You've got this, Campbell!
1685
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,878
Okay, come here. Come here.
1686
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,189
GIRL: Take it, bitch!
1687
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,429
Fuck you!
1688
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,710
Come on, this way. (LAUGHS)
1689
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,354
(SCREAMS)
1690
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:45,835
(GRUNTS)
1691
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,676
-Stop this!
-It is not my job to stop this.
1692
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,269
STRICKLAND: Fake ass John McEnroe!
1693
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,669
(GROANS)
1694
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:54,989
Yeah!
1695
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,032
Ooh, mother... (GRUNTS)
1696
01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,233
(YELLING)
1697
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,389
ALL: Oh!
1698
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:05,113
Oh, shit!
1699
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:07,918
WOMAN: Come on, motherfucker! Get up!
1700
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:10,674
-You got this!
-Whoo!
1701
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,549
I don't think he's got this.
1702
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,079
Motherfucker! (GRUNTING)
1703
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,069
CRAWFORD: Come on!
1704
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:21,435
Kick his ass!
1705
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,509
What's the matter, Campbell?
You looking tired.
1706
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,871
You throwing less and less punches.
1707
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,190
-It's "fewer and fewer."
-ALL: Oh!
1708
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,472
The proper sentence structure
is "fewer and fewer".
1709
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,631
Never trash talk an English teacher, okay?
1710
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,433
ALL: Oh!
1711
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,148
CRAWFORD:
Get up, Campbell! Get up!
1712
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,355
HOLLY: He's getting up!
1713
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,669
CRAWFORD: Get up!
1714
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,799
STUDENT: He's getting up!
1715
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,352
(CROWD CHEERING)
1716
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,237
You can run, but you can't hide.
1717
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,394
Campbell!
1718
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,352
Where you at, light roast?
1719
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,439
Campbell?
1720
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,558
Campbell?
1721
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:30,951
Where the fuck are you at?
1722
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,431
Surprise, bitch! (GRUNTS)
1723
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,035
Get the fuck off me!
1724
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,109
Shit!
1725
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,592
You dirty mother...
What the fuck is this shit?
1726
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,433
Campbell! Come here.
1727
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,358
So I can fuck you up. Come here.
1728
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:49,630
You know, I'm gonna kick your ass.
1729
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,994
You want some of this?
1730
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,673
You little son of a bitch.
1731
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,469
What you got?
1732
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:56,755
Come on, motherfucker.
1733
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,592
What do I got? (PANTING)
1734
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,833
I got nothing to lose!
1735
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:07,432
Oh, I'm learning so much!
1736
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,077
-(BOTH YELLING)
-WILLIAM: Almost there.
1737
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,549
Oh!
1738
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,831
I came anyway, motherfuckers!
1739
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,072
Fuck over here. Shit!
1740
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:20,030
Excuse me,
I'm the superintendent. Get out of my way.
1741
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,636
I'mma kill you. Kill you.
Tap your fucking ass.
1742
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:26,360
You like baseball, Strickland?
Batter up, bitch!
1743
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,157
-The, uh, kids superglued that down.
-Huh?
1744
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,271
-I know. They're freaking clever.
-(YELLING)
1745
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:33,833
Jesus, watch out!
1746
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,839
Stay down, light roast.
1747
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,510
What are you doing, Campbell? What the...
1748
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:48,829
(GROANS)
1749
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:50,875
Fuck!
1750
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,949
(LAUGHING)
1751
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,229
Fuck me!
1752
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,275
Oh, shit!
1753
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:01,879
-(CAMPBELL GROANS)
-ALL: Oh!
1754
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:04,038
My fucking windshield!
1755
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:06,349
(GROANING) Shit!
1756
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,872
(YELLS IN PAIN)
1757
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,030
I'm about sick of this shit, Campbell.
1758
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,838
You want some more of this, boy?
1759
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:22,793
(GROANING)
1760
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,229
ALL: Oh!
1761
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,353
(CAMPBELL PANTING)
1762
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,157
School's out for the summer, everybody.
1763
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,152
(ALL CHEERING)
1764
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,399
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1765
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,675
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Campbell! Campbell!
1766
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,115
I'm never gonna stop fighting! Uh-uh!
1767
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,953
I'm never gonna stop fighting for myself.
1768
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,997
For my family, for this school!
1769
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:04,913
The fight never ends!
The fight never ends!
1770
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:07,439
-Whoo!
-(ALL GASP)
1771
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:09,913
Like he said,
1772
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,553
the fight never ends.
1773
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,594
Unless you're him.
1774
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,838
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1775
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,755
Hello?
1776
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,796
Uh, no, well, he's...
He's actually out right now.
1777
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,629
Uh-huh.
1778
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,878
Oh, shit, okay.
1779
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,758
I'll make him aware.
1780
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,269
Water! Anybody got water?
1781
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,631
(SPITS, COUGHING)
1782
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,469
What happened?
1783
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,799
You got knocked the fuck out.
1784
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,149
Yeah, I feel that now.
1785
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:51,914
But look, man. Your wife just called.
She said you're having a baby.
1786
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,555
Oh, shit, for real? I gotta go then.
1787
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,629
(GROANS)
1788
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,958
Hey, look.
Can you give me a lift to the hospital?
1789
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,633
I kind of totaled my car.
1790
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,629
-All right. Let's roll. I got you.
-All right.
1791
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,149
You got gas money?
1792
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,311
HOLLY: Hey! Hey, you!
1793
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,155
What the hell, man?
You're just gonna walk away?
1794
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,788
Just gonna leave like this?
On these terms?
1795
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,591
What the hell are you talking about?
1796
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:17,795
Who are you? I...
1797
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,916
Holly. We've been flirting,
like, all fucking year.
1798
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:22,594
I've been, like, ignoring you all year.
1799
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,749
Oh.
1800
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,271
Because I've been playing
games with you all year.
1801
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,229
I knew it!
1802
01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:33,000
It's 3: 1 5 and I'm not a student anymore.
1803
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,315
Let's do this.
1804
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:38,519
(TIRES SCREECH)
1805
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,189
Ah, shit.
1806
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:45,918
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
1807
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,589
Emergency! Hey, get off your ass, lady.
1808
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,355
Sir, emergency's on the other
side of the building.
1809
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,829
What? No, no. Not me. We need maternity.
1810
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,553
Maternity's third floor.
1811
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:57,199
Let's go deliver this baby.
1812
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,078
-I got it from here. Yeah.
-You sure?
1813
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,037
Yeah, it's a hospital.
So they got doctors and stuff.
1814
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,792
But, listen. Uh...
1815
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,949
Thank you, man.
1816
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,599
Like, thank you for the fight. Really.
1817
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,635
You did good.
1818
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,868
Get the fuck off me. What you doing?
1819
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:16,832
Yeah. That was a dumb idea.
All right, yeah. See ya.
1820
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:18,029
Go hug your wife.
1821
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,713
REPORTER: (ON TV)
Two teachers pitted against each other
1822
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,030
in a school fight
to end all school fights.
1823
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,156
A lot of people are saying
this has proven the depths
1824
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,117
to which the public school
system has fallen.
1825
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,271
The school board is
launching an investigation
1826
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:30,271
saying something needs to change.
1827
01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:32,431
-(CH UCKLES) Yeah.
-Live from Roosevelt High School,
1828
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:33,914
Channel 68 News.
1829
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,195
That's us.
1830
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,595
Hashtag teacher fight!
1831
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,559
(MOAN ING)
1832
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,429
-Maggie! Hi!
-Andy!
1833
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,551
I was so afraid that you wouldn't make it.
1834
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:47,514
-Are you okay?
-What happened to you?
1835
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:48,829
I... I got into a little bit of a fight.
1836
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,319
With who? You look like hell!
1837
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,038
-With another teacher. Yeah.
-What?
1838
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,629
But it's okay.
So, honey, listen to me. Listen to me.
1839
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,672
-I lost my job.
-What?
1840
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,068
But not 'cause I didn't
stand up to those guys.
1841
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,673
You should have seen me
stand up to those guys.
1842
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,479
-No, no, no, it's because you were right!
-Yeah? Okay.
1843
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:04,710
And... And I want you to
believe me right now.
1844
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:06,069
I want you to believe me
1845
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,196
when I tell you
everything's gonna be okay.
1846
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,311
-Yeah?
-I believe you.
1847
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,469
-You do?
-I believe you.
1848
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:15,669
Yeah?
1849
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,637
-Everything's gonna be okay, sweetie.
-It's gonna be okay.
1850
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:18,789
Oh, God!
1851
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:20,075
Is it time to push? Or where are we?
1852
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,753
Oh, no. We've been pushing
for a while, baby.
1853
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,239
-Okay. Go! Push!
-Here we go.
1854
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:24,873
Here we go. (GROANS)
1855
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:26,878
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1856
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:28,993
(YELLING)
1857
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:32,149
(CHUCKLES)
1858
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,189
She's squirming around.
1859
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,588
I think we got
a little fighter on our hands.
1860
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,034
-I think so, too.
-You wanna take her for a minute?
1861
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:38,469
-I would love to.
-Okay.
1862
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,675
-Are you a little hungry?
-Yeah!
1863
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:40,909
Are you a little hungry, baby?
1864
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,553
-Time to eat!
-Yeah!
1865
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,039
Hey, Ally looks happy, huh?
1866
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,350
MAGGIE: Oh, yeah! She's very popular now.
1867
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:48,477
I think some of the kids are
actually kind of afraid of her.
1868
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:49,959
That's a good thing, I think.
1869
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,473
How we doing here? What you going for?
1870
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:53,834
Hot dog? Hamburger?
1871
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,150
Both! Hey, Crawford, you want a dog?
1872
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,836
I want a dog but no bun.
I'm trying to fit into my skinny jeans.
1873
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,071
I think I look good in them. (LAUGHS)
1874
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:03,468
HOLLY: Trying to fit into
his skinny jeans.
1875
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,834
CAMPBELL: Yeah, yeah. It's not his look.
1876
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,228
-Campbell.
-HOLLY: They look terrible.
1877
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,554
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.
1878
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:13,358
You here to fire everybody again?
1879
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,669
Yeah, yeah. Cut the shit, Campbell.
1880
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,831
I don't wanna be here
any more than you want me to, okay?
1881
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,877
Well, I wouldn't say that
I don't want you here.
1882
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,951
But why are you here?
1883
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:23,355
Well, because of the media attention,
1884
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:27,995
you and Strickland became
like education folk heroes.
1885
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,229
Yeah, how about that, huh?
1886
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:33,234
So, the board wants both of you back
at Roosevelt because of this PR mess.
1887
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,390
So, this is fun. So, he sent you here
1888
01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,918
to beg me to come back?
1889
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,391
He said my job depends on it.
1890
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:43,669
Did he really?
1891
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,149
Ouch. Shoot.
1892
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,436
So, this is a tough one for me, you know?
1893
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,955
'Cause I didn't leave
on great terms and...
1894
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,555
(SIGHS)
1895
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,513
Boy, it sucks when your
job's in someone else's hands like this.
1896
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,033
Enough of your shit, okay?
1897
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,389
Are you gonna come back or not?
1898
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:00,108
Tell you what.
1899
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:03,077
I'll come back on one condition.
1900
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:04,994
You the man, Campbell!
1901
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,189
Thank you.
1902
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:07,918
Thanks for getting our jobs back.
1903
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:09,274
I'm glad I didn't cut you.
1904
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,078
Yeah. Huh?
1905
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,073
Yeah, you really saved our asses.
1906
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,152
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1907
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:18,389
Yo!
1908
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,558
(LAUGHS) Hey!
1909
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,352
Look, man, I'm, uh...
1910
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,636
I'm really happy you decided
to take your job back.
1911
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:26,399
Yeah. To be honest,
1912
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,238
I kinda missed these little fuckers.
1913
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,233
They keep me young, you know what I mean?
1914
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,759
All right, well, what do you say we get
back to work and no free periods, right?
1915
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,832
-Goddamn right.
-Okay.
1916
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,638
-(GROANS)
-Hey! Hey!
1917
01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,234
You cut out all that grab-assing.
1918
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,992
CAMPBELL: You get your ass to detention,
Freddie.
1919
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,919
All right, I'm not joking around.
You get there before I kick it there!
1920
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,348
I will kick you into oblivion, Freddie.
1921
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,556
I will kick you into dust!
1922
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:53,713
-Whoa, Campbell. Take it down a notch.
-(CHUCKLES)
1923
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:57,597
I'm supposed to be the scariest
motherfucker in this school, not you.
1924
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,314
That's true. All right, man,
you ready to do this thing?
1925
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,072
-Do it.
-Boom.
1926
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,035
Up top! Down low.
1927
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,952
-Enough of that shit.
-I'll fight you again.
1928
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,235
I've been waiting to
fuck you up for a long time.
1929
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:22,959
(CHUCKLES) Why?
1930
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:24,149
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1931
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,389
But I'll tell you for an iPhone.
1932
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,549
Listen to me, you fuck shit.
1933
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:27,914
I will fucking rip your
head off of your head.
1934
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,149
I will shit down your neck.
1935
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:32,073
I will fucking smash
my shit into your butthole. (LAUGHING)
1936
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,159
Is there...
1937
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,309
A horse?
1938
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:38,833
-Yeah, there's some shit.
-Sorry about that, guys.
1939
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,228
-Right. I'm out.
-MAN: Cut.
1940
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,392
-See you in a bit.
-(HOLLY LAUGHING)
1941
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:45,391
I never said nothing about no running.
1942
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,953
Who's you? Seabiscuit?
1943
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,559
You don't run nowhere.
1944
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:51,280
That's the old Andy
because the new Andy...
1945
01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:52,549
(STAMMERS) I'm not gonna...
1946
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,109
I'm gonna just ramble. Forever.
1947
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,510
I think maybe one of
your nuts dropped today.
1948
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:01,675
I'mma drop your nuts down somewhere.
1949
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,353
(ALL LAUGHING)
1950
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,514
Finish it!
1951
01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:07,955
-Fuck this shit!
-Come on. This way. (LAUGHS)
1952
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:12,075
Make it whole wheat.
1953
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,832
And can I have some
pork and beans with that?
1954
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,519
No dog. Just tuna fish.
1955
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:17,511
Just a little bit of
sauerkraut and some relish.
1956
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,829
Just Cheezdoodles.
1957
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:20,991
Light on the cheese
and heavy on the doodle.
1958
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,559
I'm trying to be like Steve McQueen.
1959
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:23,749
They call me True Grit.
1960
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:26,718
I'm a weirdo.
You know my style. (LAUGHS)
1961
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,195
Yeah. I'm stressed out, too.
My neighbor got a cat.
1962
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:33,556
-Oh, you don't like a cat looking at you?
-Creeps me out.
1963
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:36,359
It's always when I'm masturbating, too.
(CHUCKLES)
1964
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,196
I will be done with my classes by then.
1965
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,550
It's not a fucking question!
1966
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:44,711
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1967
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,915
I still have the knife.
1968
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,712
Say the word and I will end him.
1969
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,279
Damn, girl. No!
1970
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:55,073
(STAMMERING) Am I the only one here
1971
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:56,559
who sees what's going on? Hello?
1972
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:57,948
-Hello.
-(LAUGHS)
1973
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:00,235
Hello! Hello!
1974
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:01,549
-Hello.
-(LAUGHS)
1975
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:04,916
He said "hello." And I said "hello" back.
1976
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:06,514
(LAUGHING)
1977
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,079
I caught a halibut, man.
1978
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,430
Way to go, Ally! That's my girl!
1979
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,159
Bully this, bitch!
1980
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:23,954
You have a wife? You got a wife?
1981
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,714
Yes, you know I have a wife.
We talked about it two scenes ago.
1982
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:27,869
(LAUGHING)
1983
01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:29,633
Is that the wrong thing to do?
1984
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,313
Is that an unlikeable thing to do?
1985
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,755
Yeah! But boo-fucking-hoo!
1986
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,354
I can be a dick, too.
You wanna see me be a dick?
1987
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:17,272
Hmm. So what do you teach here?
1988
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,234
I teach gym, but I'm a singer.
Can I sing a song to you?
1989
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:21,515
Uh, uh...
1990
01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:23,029
Go ahead.
1991
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:25,316
Shorty, I'm there for you
Anytime you need me
1992
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:27,158
For real, girl
It's me in your world
1993
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,153
Believe me, nothing make a
man feel better than a woman
1994
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,669
Queen with a crown
that be down for whatever
1995
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:35,035
There are few things
that's forever, my lady
1996
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,276
We can make war
or make babies
1997
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:41,276
That's not technically a song.
That's kinda like a rap.
1998
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:42,509
It still sound good, don't it?
1999
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,709
It did! It did.
2000
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,639
Why you keep shaking your legs
like you got something down there
2001
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,392
-moving.
-Because you make me nervous.
2002
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:50,437
Because I feel love when I see you.
2003
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,272
And I mean love.
2004
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:53,999
What'd you said your name was again?
2005
01:30:58,720 --> 01:30:59,709
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