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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,712 Remember, they won't hear me, 2 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,248 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences. 3 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,549 "I built the maze because?" 4 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,818 I built the maze because 5 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,620 I wanted to make something. 6 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,654 - And? - Oh, god. 7 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,556 Am I coming off angry? 8 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,359 Just please don't let me come across angry on this. 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,462 - Don't... or spineless. Please. - Of course not. 10 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:34,466 If... for fuck's sake, do not make me look like a spineless asshole. 11 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,401 Of course not. Boom. 12 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:42,608 I built something because I wanted to build something. 13 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,811 And if I could just finish it, 14 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:50,983 I just know that it would... It would be great. It would... 15 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:54,253 Or true, or real. 16 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:57,422 And tertiary, tertiary, 17 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:00,993 I might be responsible for the people that died yesterday 18 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:04,396 or today, I don't know what time it is. 19 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:08,567 And if I am, 20 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,640 then I'm sorry. 21 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,275 Tertiarily. 22 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,777 Tell me more about that. 23 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:20,712 Dave, don't go. A few more questions. 24 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,659 Hey. 25 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:43,562 I'm back! 26 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,966 - What the... - Hey, baby! 27 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,001 Welcome home! 28 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,903 How was your trip? 29 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:52,905 Um... 30 00:02:53,906 --> 00:02:54,906 It was fine. 31 00:02:55,908 --> 00:02:56,942 What is this? 32 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,944 I built a labyrinth! 33 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,011 Can you believe it? 34 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,646 Ok. 35 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:05,117 Um, how long are you planning on having it up? 36 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:08,954 Oh, you know, just a little while. 37 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,556 Ok. 38 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,392 I'm going to take a shower. 39 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,526 Cool. 40 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,129 Cool. 41 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,463 Wait! 42 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,531 Annie! 43 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,866 What? 44 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,536 Annie, I'm so glad you're home. 45 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,141 Ok. 46 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,989 Tsk, tsk, tsk... all right. 47 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,860 Have you been working on this all weekend? 48 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,529 - Hey! - Hey. 49 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,564 Um, yes. 50 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,100 Well, I started Friday night and... 51 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,637 I'm lost. 52 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,639 Um, it's cardboard. 53 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,741 I know, but it's much bigger on the inside. 54 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:08,046 I really want to see you. Can you please come out? 55 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,881 Annie. 56 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,516 I'm lost. 57 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:14,085 Dude, come out. They're just refrigerator boxes. 58 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,754 Knock 'em over. 59 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,123 Do you even know how long it took me to make this? 60 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,826 You can't just make me tear it down because it works. 61 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,631 Where's the entrance? 62 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,834 No! Annie, do not come in here. 63 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,603 It is not finished and it is way too dangerous. 64 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,838 Dave, you're being a douche. 65 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,674 No, what are you doing? Stop it! 66 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,641 Oh, my god! 67 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,909 Whoa! 68 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,811 What is happening? 69 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,514 Whatever you just did, please don't do that again. 70 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,082 I'm coming in. 71 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,751 No, it's not ready! 72 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,587 I don't want you to get lost. 73 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,589 How long have you been in there? 74 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:53,692 I've been in here for three days. 75 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,694 What? 76 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,762 Are you kidding me? 77 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,899 I left my phone on the counter, or I would have called. 78 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,868 I really wanted to call. 79 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,204 Oh, my god. 80 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:13,078 - I'm breaking it down. - No, no, no, wait! 81 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,046 There has to be a way! 82 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,081 Call Gordon! 83 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,250 No, call Leonard! 84 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:21,219 - No, call Gordon. - Are you serious? 85 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,821 Yes, Annie, please. 86 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,691 Just, I've worked so hard on this. 87 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,235 Hey, Gordon. 88 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,937 Hello. 89 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,138 Where's that beard at? 90 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,673 The beard's on my face! 91 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,874 I said where's that beard at? 92 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,576 I said the beard's on my face! 93 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,745 - What you say? - I said the beard's on my face! 94 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,548 - Hey, man. - Hey. 95 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,917 - Sorry I didn't call. - Ok. 96 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,785 I thought you were dead in a closet with a bag over your head. 97 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,321 Ha. Did Annie explain? 98 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,822 Yeah, she did. 99 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,559 Why aren't we breaking this down? 100 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,827 Because he worked really hard on it. 101 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,996 Thank you. Yes. 102 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,565 Let's see what we've got here. 103 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,832 Dave, are you wearing your shoes? 104 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,100 No. 105 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,835 No, of course not. 106 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:11,837 Mm-hmm. 107 00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:15,907 We're not allowed to go in. 108 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,342 Yeah, because it's not finished yet. 109 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,944 He's afraid that we'll get lost. 110 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,245 Which is right 111 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,980 because it's bigger than it looks. 112 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,682 I can't believe you actually made this. 113 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,350 Well, it's not finished yet. 114 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,285 But pretty cool, huh? 115 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:30,221 The interesting thing is that I started in the center 116 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,724 and built outward, like a seashell. 117 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,260 The interesting thing is that you got lost. 118 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,128 I said where's that beard at? 119 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,630 The beard's on my face! 120 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,831 Annie, can I get a jar? 121 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:53,745 Come in, Gordon. 122 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,080 Hey. 123 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,351 What's wrong with him? 124 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:02,654 Um, you know, he gets all fired up about stuff, 125 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,255 but he never finishes anything. 126 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,925 At least he followed through this time. You know? 127 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,695 Come on, look at half this stuff out here, it's a mess. 128 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,731 You know you're the one that's going to have to clean up all this cardboard 129 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:13,733 once he takes up, 130 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,036 carpentry. 131 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,280 You Ok? 132 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,383 I'm fine. 133 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,652 He's lost in a cardboard maze in our living room. 134 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,754 Not true. 135 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,689 He's lost in a cardboard maze in your living room 136 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,158 that he built. It's way stupider. 137 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:44,095 - Thanks. - Hmm. 138 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,800 He said he's been in there for three days. 139 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,968 Where do you think he poops and stuff? 140 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,736 I... 141 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,438 I haven't had anything to eat for a while. 142 00:07:55,941 --> 00:07:57,042 What? 143 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,710 You haven't eaten anything? 144 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,312 I had some trail mix, a little beef jerky, 145 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,015 you know, construction food. But that was a while ago. 146 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,117 And I didn't build a toilet, 147 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,919 and I'm not going to shit on our floor! 148 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,921 - Are you Ok? - Yeah, I'm fine. 149 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,124 I just, I kinda hurt my hand. 150 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,192 Let me guess, paper cut? 151 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,894 Yeah, kind of. 152 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,295 Is it bad? Are you all right? 153 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,364 No, it's fine. I'm fine. 154 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,899 Don't worry, guys. 155 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,201 Hey, I think it's time we lift it up 156 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,302 and you crawl out. 157 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,337 What am I, a worm? 158 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,908 And I can't, because I taped it to the carpet. 159 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,209 You're kidding. 160 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,744 It's sealed tight. 161 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,878 Wait, let me just... 162 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,115 Jesus Christ! 163 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,483 Stop! 164 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,951 What are you even doing? 165 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,419 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 166 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,421 Please don't do that. 167 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,423 Ok. 168 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,159 Oh, my god! 169 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,161 I can hear that! Gordon, keep knocking! 170 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:54,866 Why did I not think of this? 171 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,102 So simple! Keep knocking, Gordon! 172 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,336 Knock away, baby! 173 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:06,277 Yeah! Wait. Oh, shit. Gordon? I can't hear you knocking. 174 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,148 I've gone too far. 175 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,516 Nah, I was just kidding. 176 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,352 - Awesome. - What? 177 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,155 I'm lost again. 178 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,858 Just, follow the knocking. 179 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,059 I wish it was that easy. 180 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,427 I built this thing too tricky. 181 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,229 What are we supposed to do? 182 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,432 Ooh! Make sandwiches, put them in baggies. 183 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,100 And then throw them into the labyrinth, yeah, 184 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,035 and then hopefully I'll find one. 185 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,204 This is really good. I'm gonna call Leonard real fast. 186 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,340 Dave. Can you please come out? 187 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:40,245 Annie, I want to, I just, I can't. 188 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,281 Dave is trapped in a cardboard maze in his living room 189 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,483 and he can't get out. 190 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,554 No, no bag, no closet, just. 191 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,989 Yeah, Annie just came home and found him, 192 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,824 no, no, no, Gordon? Gordon! 193 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,793 Hold on a sec, Leo. What? 194 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,327 Only Leonard. 195 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,163 Only Leonard. 196 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,931 You got me? 197 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,533 Yes, of course. 198 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,007 You Ok? 199 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,041 Yeah, I'm fine. 200 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,443 Just... kinda hungry. 201 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,045 And we can't tear it down? 202 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,547 Please don't. 203 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,081 - Let's go get him. - No, you can't. 204 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,818 It's too dangerous. 205 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,452 You wouldn't last a second with the obstacles 206 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,588 - and the booby traps... - You built obstacles? 207 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,056 Yeah, just for fun, 208 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,091 and they took on a life of their own. 209 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,127 And they're not what I intended. 210 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,063 So we can't tear it down, and we can't go in? 211 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,965 I'm going home. 212 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,034 No, no, come on, you just got here. Let's hang out. 213 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,335 I've gotta work tomorrow. 214 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,237 Well, you've got awesome right now! 215 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,271 Sorry. Bye, Dave. 216 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,140 Bye, Leonard! 217 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,243 Leonard, can I get a few words from you before you go? 218 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,277 Ok. 219 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,946 Cock, radio, porcelain, 220 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:48,947 an interview. 221 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,415 Wait, was that Harry? 222 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,350 Yeah, he's making a documentary. 223 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,451 Oh. 224 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,353 Did he see the labyrinth yet? 225 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,021 Nope. Probably missed it. 226 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,557 Come on, guys! It's huge! 227 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,125 Wait, who else is out there? 228 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,961 Me, Gordon, Harry. 229 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,896 Uh, Harry's crew. Greg and Brynn are here. 230 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,297 Hey, Dave. 231 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,299 Can you not say that at the same time as me? 232 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,500 What? 233 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,902 - You know... - Hey, guys. 234 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,237 Hey, Dave. 235 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,606 - Damn it. - Gordon, what the fuck? 236 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,141 Nicole couldn't make it, but Jane is here. 237 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,010 I want to go inside! Can we go inside? 238 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,412 - What? No! - Ok. 239 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,148 I don't understand, why can't he just break out of it? 240 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,484 Because he's attached to it. 241 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,518 Huh. 242 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,220 Yeah, Ok. 243 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,322 Ok, well, don't just let anyone in, Ok? 244 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,291 Yeah, there's some Flemish tourists, 245 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,962 hobo from the street. 246 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,898 - Can I use the shower? - Gordon! 247 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,066 Look, buddy, you said you knew mazes. 248 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,102 I said I know cardboard. 249 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,670 - Pizza's here. - More cardboard. 250 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:49,173 Oh, you guys got some pizza. 251 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,175 - Annie? - What? 252 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,480 Can you come back to the back of the labyrinth, please? 253 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,514 I can't. 254 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,383 I have to get the pizza. 255 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,384 Please? 256 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,652 I'll get it. 257 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,020 I'll get it. 258 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,694 What? 259 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,330 I'm sorry I can't figure my way out of here. 260 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,099 I feel like a fish in a fishbowl. 261 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,335 Everything is so close. 262 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,638 I'm really sorry. 263 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,640 Ok. 264 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,976 Ok what? 265 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,344 You sound pissed. 266 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,514 This is stupid. 267 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:33,384 Not from in here. 268 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,485 I miss you. 269 00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,129 I miss you, too. 270 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,114 Ok, that's great. Can we try another one? 271 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,749 Ok, I got one. 272 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:09,320 Um, when I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, 273 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,655 I was like, well, at least he's not sucking 274 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,624 a big veiny dick for kickstarter money. 275 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,760 That's not how kickstarter works! 276 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:18,997 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 277 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,732 Why didn't we start with Annie? 278 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,700 - I'm going into the maze. - Really? Ok. 279 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,003 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry. 280 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,006 You're good. We're gonna pick up later, where we left off. 281 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,574 Ok, thank you, Leonard. 282 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,143 Ok, Annie, you come home, 283 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,644 there's a giant maze in your living room, 284 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,313 you're like, what the... 285 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,348 There's a giant maze in my living room! 286 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,083 I've heard of people rearranging the furniture, 287 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,586 but this is whack-a-doodle crazy! 288 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,024 You give me a sense of that. 289 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,725 So when you're ready. Just let me know how you felt. 290 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,794 Put it in your own words. 291 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,096 Don't say whack-a-doodle. That's dumb. 292 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,531 When you're ready, 293 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,700 Ok, just ignore me, do what you're doing. 294 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,569 We'll put some music over this, it'll be a montage, it'll be awesome! 295 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,648 Um, can we go in the maze now? 296 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,316 Yeah, can we go in the maze now? 297 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,419 What? No, guys, I'm just going to fish Dave out. 298 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,686 This is not... 299 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,588 - So we can go in the maze now? - Yes! 300 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,623 Let's fucking do this! 301 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,658 Whoa. 302 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,360 What, stop it, guys, stop it! 303 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,761 - It's not finished! - I'll be right there. 304 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,830 - What's going on? - We're coming in. 305 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,266 You're not coming in, are you? 306 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,568 - Fuck it, let's go. - Stop! 307 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,471 Go, go, go! Don't look at the camera, don't look at the camera. 308 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,540 Don't look at the camera! Go, go, go, go through. 309 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,443 Whoa! My god! 310 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,711 Let's go this way. 311 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,184 Dave? 312 00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:52,690 Maybe this way. 313 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,192 It is bigger. 314 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,336 - It goes down. - This doesn't make any sense. 315 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,423 Ow! 316 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,697 No problem. 317 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,799 We're gonna... We'll just turn around. 318 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,168 As long a we're all working together, this is gonna be fine. 319 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,903 - It's gonna be great. - Which way? 320 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,805 - Um, wait a second. Hold on. - What's wrong? 321 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,406 Nothing, hold on, just give me a second. 322 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,841 No, come on. 323 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:44,843 Dave! 324 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,813 Hey, hey, not on me, on the maze. The maze! 325 00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:04,795 Dave? 326 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,802 - Acoustics are different. - Is that a problem? 327 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,371 Are you bringing problems to my set? 328 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,839 You're here to provide solutions, not problems. 329 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,841 - It's just different. - Dave! 330 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,845 Ok, look, mazes are very complicated. 331 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,414 Let's just take a second and relax. 332 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,749 We don't need to go and get lost. 333 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,284 We just got here. 334 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,219 Every maze has a dead end. 335 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,288 It's just a shame that we had to find one so soon. 336 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,590 - Look at that. - What is happening to you? 337 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,325 You're freaking out. 338 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,728 So let's just take a second and have a breather. 339 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,863 No, don't! 340 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,798 Oh! 341 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,823 This must have taken hours. 342 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,958 It goes all the way up. 343 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,860 Wait, isn't this the keyboard that you got Dave? 344 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,328 Yep. 345 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,664 At least the box is being used, huh? 346 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,735 He really used anything he could find. 347 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,271 Where's the keyboard? 348 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:16,627 Annie? 349 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,371 - Hey! - Hey. 350 00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,572 Dave? Dave! Guys, come on! 351 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,355 Whoa. 352 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:28,966 No, it's fine. 353 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:50,454 Annie! 354 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,023 More childlike wonder. 355 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,025 Ooh! 356 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,495 Ooh. 357 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,835 Wow. 358 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,878 Why are we stopping? 359 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,981 Where's the second one? 360 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,919 Whoa! 361 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,565 There's gotta be another way out! 362 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,678 Guys! Get in the mouth! 363 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,181 Go! Come on! 364 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,031 I got it! 365 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:11,735 When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, um... 366 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,710 Seriously. 367 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah, Annie, could you sit there? 368 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:27,852 Annie, just, Ok, there we go. 369 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,721 Just sit there. Ok. 370 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,723 Yeah. All right. 371 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,892 This is pretty overwhelming, huh? Let's talk about this. 372 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,894 Yeah, I guess. 373 00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:40,531 - Probably talk about... - Ok, let's start with Annie. 374 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,167 Thank you, Gordon. All right. 375 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,035 Hold this for a second. 376 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,073 And I see that she keys left. 377 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,942 Do you have a bounce? I'd like to get some fill on the other side of her face... 378 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:56,514 We're here in the maze and we're rescuing Dave. 379 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,949 Great, hold on, hold that thought. Not yet. 380 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,217 Good instincts. 381 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,186 Ok, so, Annie, 382 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,056 start with your name and age. 383 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:09,026 My name's Annie, and we're rescuing Dave. 384 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,060 From the maze. 385 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,595 Ok, Annie, 386 00:22:13,164 --> 00:22:15,533 when did Dave become able to bring inanimate objects to life? 387 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,101 What? 388 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,003 We were just attacked by giant origami birds. 389 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,638 Your thoughts? 390 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,239 I don't know. What are your thoughts? 391 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,844 Often in the media, 392 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,280 women are portrayed as incomplete without a man, 393 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:30,814 either talking about a guy, 394 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,183 or in this case physically searching for a guy. 395 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,919 - What do you think about that? 396 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,688 What? I really don't care. 397 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,124 You don't care? You're a woman, you don't care about gender stereotypes? 398 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,325 What are you, Betty Friedan? 399 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,860 Let's just keep it about the maze. 400 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,795 You want me to minimize her as a person 401 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,865 and just allow her identity through a gender telescope fine! 402 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,934 - I want us to stay focused! - You want me to stay focused? 403 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,235 Annie! 404 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:55,673 Is Dave important to you? 405 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:58,342 What would you do if something happened to him? 406 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,750 - I... - Hey, you guys! 407 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:11,822 This place is huge. 408 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,223 Jane, did you see anything back there? 409 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,192 No, I didn't see anything. 410 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,860 This is a blast, huh? 411 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:17,861 Hold on, hold on. 412 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:18,862 Have you seen any of the other... 413 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:19,964 No, don't move! 414 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,143 Ok. 415 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,379 Look at me, I'm like a statue! 416 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,814 Why am I not moving, Annie? 417 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,018 Uh, Jane, just listen to him, 418 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,655 you might have triggered a booby trap. 419 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,256 Booby trap? 420 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,083 No... no one else stepped on this? 421 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,034 It's like a fucking cocktail party in here, 422 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,802 and nobody stepped on this? 423 00:23:58,804 --> 00:23:59,804 Shh! 424 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,344 Ok. I think we're good. 425 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,013 Oh. 426 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,364 What? 427 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,806 - What the hell is this? - Is this blood? 428 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,374 Is this my good yarn? 429 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,744 Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project? 430 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:45,049 Her head fell off, so I'm gonna say that, she's dead? 431 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,316 I don't know! 432 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,818 Greg! 433 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,167 You're getting so cold. 434 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,108 I'm coming to get you, Brynn! 435 00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:22,386 Greg? 436 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,065 I can hear you. 437 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:48,278 Greg? 438 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,397 Why did Dave build booby traps? 439 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,233 Because it's a labyrinth! If it didn't have booby traps, 440 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,868 it would just be a series of articulated hallways. 441 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,302 I don't care what it is. 442 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,204 I want to know why it's killing people! 443 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,939 Ok, that's great, 444 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,908 but could you rephrase that to more directly address 445 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,390 whether what's happening here is real? 446 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,412 I want to get out of here! 447 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,947 Brynn! Are you Ok? 448 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,282 No, I am not Ok! 449 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,217 I want to get out of this stupid maze. 450 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,219 Stop. 451 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:32,055 Hey, um... You look nice, how are you? 452 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,392 - What? - More of a... 453 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,529 Look, uh, we don't have time for this, Brynn! 454 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:41,331 We are trapped inside some sort of a death maze, 455 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,934 and we need to find our friends and get the fuck out of here! 456 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,469 Ok, why are you shaking me? 457 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:48,806 I am shaking you because I am brimming with emotion! 458 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,007 Get it together, Gordon! 459 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,041 Ok, enough. 460 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,043 Brynn, what happened? 461 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,513 A bunch of spikes hit Greg and his guts splashed all over me. 462 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:57,515 Ok. 463 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,450 Ok. 464 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,452 We have to know what we're dealing with here. 465 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,423 - I don't know what that is. - Hug her. 466 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,392 - Give her a hug. - No, come on. 467 00:27:08,394 --> 00:27:10,127 Follow them. 468 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,162 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 469 00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:31,615 He was right there. 470 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,855 Could he have gotten up? Maybe he was just hurt. 471 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:38,857 He was definitely hurt. 472 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:43,393 It looks like he got up and wandered off. 473 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,163 If he had paint cans for feet. What am I looking at? 474 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,364 Hooves. 475 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,901 It's a minotaur. 476 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,636 Um, what? 477 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:54,605 Half bull, half man. 478 00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:57,074 Feeds on human flesh, haunts labyrinths. 479 00:27:57,076 --> 00:28:00,177 Are you telling me that Dave is killing and eating people? 480 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,311 No, the traps are killing people 481 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,146 and the minotaur is eating them. 482 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,249 Ok, but if Dave made the minotaur, 483 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,984 couldn't he just tell it to stop? 484 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,886 How do you make a minotaur? 485 00:28:10,154 --> 00:28:11,255 I don't know. 486 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,462 Ok, that's it. 487 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:23,233 I'm cutting a hole all the way to the outside. 488 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,068 No, no, Annie, Dave said that we shouldn't. 489 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,373 Well, he's gonna get over it. 490 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,008 It's the least of his concerns. 491 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,546 Annie? 492 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,382 Annie, Annie! You gotta hurry up! 493 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,583 It's rough. 494 00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:41,018 Annie, we gotta get out of here! 495 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,286 I'm almost done! 496 00:28:43,554 --> 00:28:44,588 Annie! 497 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:51,595 I got it, I got it! Ahhh! 498 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:53,664 Oh. 499 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,406 Brynn, come on! 500 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:03,540 Get out of here. 501 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,075 Let's move it. 502 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,243 Get out of here! 503 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,404 There's no point. We can't stop it. 504 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,340 It just keeps coming. 505 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:40,410 - Dave! - Hey! Follow me. 506 00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:44,548 Shit! 507 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,183 Which way? 508 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,665 I don't know, I'm just as lost as you. 509 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,521 Wait. 510 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,424 Go, go! 511 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:55,719 What are you guys doing in here? 512 00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:57,454 What have you done? 513 00:30:58,489 --> 00:30:59,656 I'm sorry, Ok? 514 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:00,658 Things, 515 00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:03,060 got out of hand. 516 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,163 None of this should have happened. 517 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,201 What did you think was gonna happen? 518 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,303 It was just cardboard. 519 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,406 No one was supposed to get hurt! 520 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,675 Are you getting the ineptitude and boyish charm? 521 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:21,511 Well, it's not just cardboard anymore! 522 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:24,381 I said don't come in. 523 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,216 I said it's too dangerous. 524 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,618 This is a rescue, you dick! 525 00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,255 We're gonna die. 526 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,590 And it's all your fault. 527 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:47,170 This will work. 528 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,110 All right, through here. 529 00:31:57,281 --> 00:31:59,516 You have to trust me. 530 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,251 I can't lose you guys. 531 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:05,655 Come on, guys! 532 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,158 Whoa! 533 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:14,498 Stop it... 534 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,769 Whoa! 535 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,838 What was that? 536 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,642 Dave, we... oh, wow. 537 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:28,478 Hmm. 538 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:30,847 Ok. 539 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:32,716 I suppose this was only a matter of time. 540 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,251 Are we safe down here? 541 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,386 Safe? We're not even people. 542 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,191 Dave, are we safe? 543 00:32:45,429 --> 00:32:47,297 We should probably keep moving. 544 00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:51,835 Is this permanent? 545 00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:53,503 Nothing in here is. 546 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,405 Apparently. 547 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,475 But it's all going to be Ok once we get back to the apartment. 548 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,442 I promise. 549 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:00,844 Can you get us there? 550 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:02,712 Dave, can you get us home? 551 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:11,454 Run! 552 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,259 It's all gonna be Ok once we get back to the apartment, 553 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,594 it's all gonna be Ok once we get back to the apartment, 554 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,262 ah, look out! 555 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,665 It'll all be Ok once we get back to the apartment, 556 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,667 careful! 557 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,402 Why do you always have to make it so hard? 558 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,737 Because they say, if it were easy, everyone would do it. 559 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,941 That does not apply to this situation in any way whatsoever! 560 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:33,543 Wait. 561 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,745 What's that sound? 562 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,814 Oh, boy. 563 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:38,848 Duck! 564 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:45,855 Is everybody Ok? 565 00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:02,672 Oh. Well, that's not so bad. 566 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,782 This way! Everybody, down here! 567 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:22,859 Go, go, go, 568 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:31,401 - here. - What's this? 569 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,869 Old fort trick, temporary wall. 570 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,938 - What? - Just tape it. 571 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:35,940 Shh! 572 00:35:13,477 --> 00:35:15,478 What the fuck did you do? 573 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,884 It's a passion project. 574 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,819 Dave, Greg and Brynn are dead! 575 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:25,522 - Damn it. - And Jane with the head. 576 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,524 Damn it! Why didn't you guys listen to me? 577 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:30,327 I didn't want anyone to get hurt. 578 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,429 It's me. 579 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,831 Well, I'm not trying to kill anyone. 580 00:35:35,499 --> 00:35:37,667 Ok, I can explain it. I can explain everything. 581 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,908 No, I can't. Who else came in? 582 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,409 - Everybody. - Whooo-Kay. Um... 583 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,348 Well, then we should probably get out of here. 584 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,782 Um, thank you guys for coming to get me. 585 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:53,950 Shall we? 586 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,385 Even if we get out of the maze, 587 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,954 - we still have a water buffalo... - Minotaur. 588 00:35:57,956 --> 00:36:00,490 Minotaur in our apartment! 589 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,759 Annie makes a great point. 590 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,121 It's a temporary fix. It's not going to keep it out forever. 591 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,866 It's time to make some motherfucking bull burgers. 592 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,868 - Kill it. - Great. 593 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:12,936 Good idea. 594 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,804 Um, but about the maze itself? 595 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:18,541 Well, I guess it's time to take out the recycling. 596 00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:21,511 Another great option from Gordon. Thank you. 597 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:22,513 Or, 598 00:36:24,548 --> 00:36:25,682 how about we finish it? 599 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,118 Right, guys? 600 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,019 'Cause I've got all these supplies. 601 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:33,056 We've got tape, I've got so much cardboard... 602 00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,924 Dave, we are not building more. 603 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,459 Yeah, this sounds like work. 604 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:39,462 It is work, but think about the reward! 605 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,598 - Dave! - No, you don't understand. 606 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,032 Instead of trying to defeat the maze, 607 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,701 we've gotta complete the maze! 608 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,936 We're not just doing that because it rhymes. 609 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,173 Well, then, how about instead of trying to diminish it, 610 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,143 you guys help me finish it? 611 00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:55,779 How about instead of rhyming, 612 00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:00,817 - fine wining? - Guys, focus! 613 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,819 What about the minotaur? 614 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:06,923 Um, we'll just have to defeat him, 615 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,425 and even the score. Oh! 616 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:09,559 - Yes! - Yes! 617 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,894 - He's back. - Felt nice. 618 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:14,798 - Come on, guys! - Listen, I am so close. 619 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,700 Close to what? How could you even think about building more? 620 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:20,003 I know it's dangerous and unstable, 621 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,005 but that's because it's incomplete. 622 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:25,175 And I... if you just let me finish it... 623 00:37:25,177 --> 00:37:26,709 You just want to keep working on it 624 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,578 so that we don't have to destroy it. 625 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:31,848 Dave, we have to get out of here. 626 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:37,153 - Follow me. - Beautiful. 627 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,589 Can I get one more for safety? Dave? 628 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,591 For safety. Dave? 629 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,224 What is it? 630 00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:15,658 This is, um... 631 00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:19,596 What's wrong? 632 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:20,897 I'm not sure. 633 00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:25,101 I don't remember this wall. 634 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:28,204 Well, that's Ok. You can't remember every wall. 635 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,606 I guess, but, 636 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,910 parts of this are taking on a life of its own. 637 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,247 It's running unchecked. 638 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:39,949 What's driving it? 639 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,150 I don't know, 640 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,956 my imagination? 641 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,191 Oh, please. 642 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,094 No, I can't use this. 643 00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:52,595 This whole place is dangerous, 644 00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:54,731 but it's also very, very fragile. 645 00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:58,268 It's like a spider web. 646 00:38:58,270 --> 00:38:59,569 Any vibration 647 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:03,806 and it's there. 648 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,010 It's guarding its home. 649 00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:09,812 What is it doing here? 650 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:11,047 I don't know. 651 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,082 None of this should work, but look at it. 652 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,618 It's here. 653 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,754 Yeah, in our apartment. 654 00:39:20,724 --> 00:39:21,724 I'm sorry. 655 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,618 I think we're gonna be safe in here. 656 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:50,653 Wow. 657 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,259 It's pretty. 658 00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:00,229 Yeah, I was hoping you'd like it. 659 00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:17,780 Is that the... 660 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:19,682 Oh, god. 661 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,150 Our British high society drama. 662 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:31,394 I just couldn't get the story to come off the page. 663 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,045 Holy shit! 664 00:40:58,322 --> 00:40:59,322 Hey. 665 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:03,326 - You fuck my wife? - Did you fuck my wife? 666 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,128 There's no did. It's just you fuck my wife? 667 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,396 No seriously, did you fuck my wife? 668 00:41:06,398 --> 00:41:07,430 No did. 669 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,133 What is that? 670 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,769 I... this wasn't my idea. 671 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:13,771 Oh... 672 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,974 This isn't exactly the maze that I built. 673 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,243 Some things are just there. 674 00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:26,049 Can we go? 675 00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,389 Oh, my god, you've got to be kidding me. 676 00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:46,335 It's a trap. 677 00:41:58,148 --> 00:41:59,348 It's a trap. 678 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,162 No. 679 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,764 It's a trap. 680 00:42:29,379 --> 00:42:32,982 I'm gonna go, uh, check the light levels in here. 681 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,083 Yeah, me too. 682 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,418 No, I'm serious, guys. 683 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,487 Don't mess with it. 684 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:39,155 Oh, my god. 685 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,157 Dave! 686 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:43,926 I had to learn the hard way. 687 00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:46,295 Is there anything in this maze that you haven't tried to stick your hand in? 688 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,898 I didn't try, I did, thank you very much. 689 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,333 You're welcome, and don't think I didn't notice 690 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,969 your complete and utter lack of beard, you paper dick. 691 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,237 I had an interview. 692 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,506 Oh, sellout. 693 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,508 I made this for you! 694 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,810 Thank you. I don't know why you did. 695 00:43:00,812 --> 00:43:01,878 I get plenty of girls. 696 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,913 All the time. 697 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,848 - How much further? Dave? - Constantly. 698 00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:09,418 - Dave! - Huh, yeah, what? Sorry. 699 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,320 Can we keep going? 700 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,256 Yeah! 701 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,258 Yes. 702 00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:37,246 We made it. 703 00:43:38,348 --> 00:43:40,116 We're home! 704 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,217 Yeah. 705 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:48,157 It's growing. 706 00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:52,133 I know, but if we can finish it, everything will be fine. 707 00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:57,967 Hey guys, I know we're tired. I'm exhausted! 708 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,535 But we've got this giant, glowing, 709 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,439 lady-part in there, 710 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,975 and if we can just lead the minotaur into here, 711 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,911 and then trick him into there, he'll turn into cardboard. 712 00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:10,980 Right? 713 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:14,183 And then we can stop him easily, no problem! 714 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:16,919 And then I could probably disarm all of the traps, 715 00:44:16,921 --> 00:44:19,956 and then we can finish this maze! 716 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:21,157 Who is with me? 717 00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:29,999 Can we get that interview now? 718 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,635 No. 719 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:34,637 There's no interviews. 720 00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,173 So, Dave, you know what I'm gonna ask. 721 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,141 And remember, they won't hear me, 722 00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:42,478 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences. 723 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,981 "I built the maze because," and. 724 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:51,454 I built the maze because I wanted to make something. 725 00:44:53,156 --> 00:44:55,024 And? 726 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,426 And I wanted to make something that people would see and say, 727 00:45:01,164 --> 00:45:03,399 "that's cool, why didn't I think of that?" 728 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,468 Right, I get it. You had to make it. 729 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,169 Yeah. 730 00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:09,205 People spend their whole lives striving to find something, 731 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,173 - and you did. - Yeah. 732 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,109 - So tell me about that. - Ok. 733 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:16,913 Some people spend their whole lives trying, or striving, 734 00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:21,384 to make something, and I did. 735 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:24,687 But, that's not right. 736 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,323 Tell me about that. 737 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:34,997 I didn't, I wasn't striving for anything. 738 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:38,067 I just wanted to make something. 739 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:41,437 And I can't sit on my couch and watch TV, 740 00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:43,205 or think that the Internet is going to inspire me, 741 00:45:43,207 --> 00:45:46,175 because I'm fucking 30 years old. 742 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:49,011 And my parents are still giving me money. 743 00:45:49,013 --> 00:45:51,547 And I bore the shit out of them. 744 00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:55,584 And I work jobs that I hate that I have to beg to get. 745 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:01,457 Do you know what it means to be broke? 746 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:04,527 It means that you are broken. 747 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,362 That you don't work. 748 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,665 Ahhh! 749 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,434 Everyone are assholes! 750 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,302 - Is. - Everyone is assholes! 751 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:14,737 No, that doesn't sound right. 752 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:18,507 And I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious! 753 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:21,210 But don't make me seem angry. 754 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,511 Or spineless, please. 755 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,647 - No, no, of course not. - For fuck's sake, 756 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:27,516 do not make me look like a spineless asshole. 757 00:46:27,518 --> 00:46:29,385 Of course not. Boom. 758 00:46:32,756 --> 00:46:36,092 I built something because I wanted to build something. 759 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,627 And if I could just finish it, 760 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,129 I just know that it would... 761 00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:43,065 It would be great! 762 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,535 And tertiary, tertiary, 763 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:50,373 I might be responsible for the people that died yesterday. 764 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:53,409 Or today, I don't know what time it is. 765 00:46:56,713 --> 00:46:57,713 And if I am, 766 00:47:02,185 --> 00:47:03,386 then I'm sorry. 767 00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:08,190 Tertiarily. 768 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,192 Tell me more about that. 769 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,063 Dave, don't go. 770 00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:15,598 A few more questions. 771 00:47:29,312 --> 00:47:31,247 Ugh! 772 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:32,548 Such an asshole! 773 00:48:02,712 --> 00:48:04,680 Dave, we have to get out of here. 774 00:48:09,453 --> 00:48:10,453 Ok. 775 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:14,623 Here! 776 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,726 Guys, we're gonna get out of the maze. 777 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,462 Let's get some ideas. 778 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:21,530 Here's everything we've got to work with. 779 00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:23,799 Ok, this could work. 780 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:27,570 We set this against John cougar Mellencamp's walls come tumbling down. 781 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:28,838 Somehow this thing is alive. 782 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,206 It's growing. 783 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,541 And it's organic. 784 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,877 Maybe if the five of us could find the heart, 785 00:48:34,879 --> 00:48:37,546 - we could kill it. - Five, you mean six. 786 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:43,652 What the hell happened to you? 787 00:48:45,655 --> 00:48:50,459 Heh, I just thought I could slide right back in. 788 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:52,495 Got lost for a second there. 789 00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:53,796 Are you Ok? 790 00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:55,498 Yeah. 791 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,200 You sure? What happened to you? 792 00:48:58,202 --> 00:49:00,503 I don't want to talk about it. 793 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,605 Wait, how did you find us? 794 00:49:12,315 --> 00:49:13,883 Hey, come on! We're guests here. 795 00:49:13,885 --> 00:49:15,618 Goddamn it. 796 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,622 We got him. We got him. 797 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,557 Let's capture some of the fear and the dread. 798 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,531 Unh! 799 00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,315 Help... me. 800 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:21,483 Help. 801 00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:22,485 Please. 802 00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:04,960 Ok, where were we? 803 00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,896 Something about a heart? 804 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:08,998 Right? Gordon. 805 00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:14,503 Gordon, Gordon, I need you. 806 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:16,872 Ok, a heart? Where's the heart? Is there a heart? 807 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,440 Can we stop it? 808 00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:19,541 Well, 809 00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:23,712 you know, traditionally, 810 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,814 if there's a structural weakness, 811 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:27,650 it would be in the center. 812 00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:28,951 Dave, you said you that you started from the center 813 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:30,919 and then you built outward, right? 814 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,355 Yeah. Yeah, like a seashell. 815 00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:34,623 Ok, so is there a heart? 816 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:35,891 A generator? 817 00:51:35,893 --> 00:51:37,626 A light switch? 818 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,061 - Primordial Clay? - Oh, you mean like a chrysalis? 819 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:40,696 - Yes! - No. 820 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:43,465 See, that's a drag, because if there was, 821 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,934 we could just find the center, destroy it, 822 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,570 and, you know, go home. 823 00:51:48,572 --> 00:51:50,839 Well, there is no weak spot to exploit, 824 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,577 because I didn't make one. 825 00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:56,612 Why didn't you make one? 826 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:02,718 Because if I made one, then someone could destroy it. 827 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,654 You don't have to fail if you never finish anything. 828 00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:08,357 But Dave, we all have to deal with that. 829 00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:10,693 Every day. 830 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:13,862 And you have to get over it if you're ever gonna accomplish anything. 831 00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:15,397 You know, like, saving our lives. 832 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,934 It's just that this is the only thing 833 00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:22,604 that I ever started that's worth finishing, 834 00:52:25,709 --> 00:52:27,609 and if I hadn't made it 835 00:52:30,513 --> 00:52:32,414 then no one would have gotten hurt. 836 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,788 But you did make it. 837 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:42,691 It's here, and we're here in it, 838 00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:47,596 and now we need you to get us out of here. 839 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,132 Wait, are you saying I should finish it? 840 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:57,406 You've got to build the chrysalis, 841 00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:00,909 in order to rescue us. 842 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:03,412 Oh, my god, I love you. 843 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,980 Let me get this straight. 844 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:07,116 We're gonna build a chrysalis and then destroy it. 845 00:53:07,118 --> 00:53:08,884 - Would that be right? - Let's go! 846 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,152 To the chrysalis chamber! 847 00:53:10,154 --> 00:53:11,854 I'll take that as a yes. 848 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,889 Oh, no, no, actually don't go that way. 849 00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:16,625 Oh, god. What... what did I step in? I'm dead, aren't I? 850 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,027 I'm dead. Great. Why... Dave! 851 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,397 - Why are you doing this to me? - You're fine. 852 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,833 Oh, for god's sake. 853 00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:29,571 Did you build a maze inside your maze? 854 00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,106 I'm in a completely new place, guys! 855 00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:32,841 I swear to god. 856 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:34,877 I'm a new guy. 857 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,512 I mean you couldn't even finish the little maze 858 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,980 inside of the big maze, could you? 859 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:39,715 Before, I was bored! 860 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:40,816 And flailing. 861 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:42,851 And now, I'm completely focused! 862 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,586 Honey, can you please back me up? 863 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,523 Did you ever stop building? 864 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:50,192 Yes, I did. When pizza was being discussed. 865 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:52,594 The initial pizza concept, or delivery? 866 00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:54,963 I wasn't done! 867 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,498 Ah! And what a surprise, you're not finished here! 868 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,033 Who saw that coming? 869 00:53:58,035 --> 00:54:01,737 Well, guys, another part of the maze successfully navigated. 870 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,472 I'm so glad we had the time to enjoy this. 871 00:54:03,474 --> 00:54:04,873 Oh, my god, come on. 872 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:05,974 Hey, thank you. 873 00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:40,175 - Oh, hey, guys! - Hey. 874 00:54:41,744 --> 00:54:43,712 - Brynn? - Hey! 875 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:45,247 High five! 876 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,483 Don't, don't, don't! 877 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,485 Dave, did you build a cardboard Brynn? 878 00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:51,019 Hey, high five! 879 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,889 - Hey, Brynn. - Thought you were dead. 880 00:54:53,891 --> 00:54:55,824 No way! I'm fine! 881 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,828 Where are we headed? What are we up to? 882 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,530 Come over here and talk to me. 883 00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:02,532 High five! 884 00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:06,235 Nowhere. We're just, 885 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:10,072 just enjoying the maze. 886 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:12,741 Oh, yeah, you're telling me! 887 00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,142 Come over here and talk to me. 888 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,277 We're cool. 889 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,981 Yeah, we are! High five! 890 00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:20,115 We have to get past this thing. 891 00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:21,850 Maybe we can distract it? 892 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,719 High five? 893 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:24,887 High five. 894 00:55:27,258 --> 00:55:28,290 We gotta go now. 895 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,058 - But... - No. 896 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:33,762 The longer we take, the bigger this thing's gonna get. 897 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,665 We have to get some distance, find a straightaway, 898 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,567 and then cut to the center. 899 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:40,068 But what about the spider web? 900 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:43,739 We move fast. 901 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:45,908 Distract her. 902 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:49,211 And don't let it leave this room. 903 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,190 Ok, thank you. 904 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:06,595 Ok, can I get a white balance? 905 00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:13,302 Thank you, Gordon. 906 00:56:23,746 --> 00:56:26,248 Ok, it looks fine. So, Brynn. 907 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,151 - High five! - High five. 908 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:32,654 - Uh, Brynn, what drives you? - High fives! 909 00:56:33,856 --> 00:56:35,824 Come over here and give me a high five! 910 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:37,125 Oh, I will. 911 00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:39,361 But let's just stay on this for a moment. 912 00:56:39,363 --> 00:56:41,863 What drives you? What makes you tick? 913 00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:43,098 Let's talk about that. 914 00:56:54,277 --> 00:56:55,310 High five! 915 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:56,778 Ask why it wants a high five. 916 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,218 Why, in your own words, do you want a high five? 917 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,253 - Because high fives... - Ahem. 918 00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:10,192 I want a high five because high fives is what man does. 919 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:12,327 And why is that? 920 00:57:13,364 --> 00:57:14,763 Come on, keep it talking. 921 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:17,332 Gordon, please let me do my job. 922 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:18,967 Why are we here, Brynn? 923 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,770 Life is a series of incomplete moments 924 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,239 from which there is no escape. 925 00:57:25,808 --> 00:57:27,042 Well, that's different. 926 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,282 Ok, should we build the chrysalis now, 927 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,718 - or should we... - Just a little farther. 928 00:57:40,823 --> 00:57:42,391 How about here? 929 00:57:42,393 --> 00:57:44,092 Should we cut to the center here? 930 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,961 Just a little farther. 931 00:57:47,263 --> 00:57:48,664 Dave. 932 00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:50,732 Dave? 933 00:57:52,335 --> 00:57:53,335 Dave? 934 00:57:59,842 --> 00:58:02,177 You didn't have to get up so early. 935 00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:06,214 I wanted to be with you. 936 00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,818 Your coffee's gonna get cold. 937 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,320 Where's your cup? 938 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,456 I don't want coffee this morning. 939 00:58:18,961 --> 00:58:20,462 Are you going back to sleep? 940 00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:21,464 No. 941 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,200 There just wasn't enough for two. 942 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,302 Well, now I feel bad. 943 00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:29,905 Don't feel bad. Just have your coffee. 944 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:32,007 Here, 945 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,075 have some. 946 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:36,111 I made it for you. 947 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:39,047 I don't want to drink it all if you can't have any. 948 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,248 Just drink it. 949 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:52,928 What have you got going on today? 950 00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:54,963 The usual. 951 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,732 Well, look out, world. 952 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:04,473 I thought you weren't going to have any. 953 00:59:06,275 --> 00:59:07,275 I changed my mind. 954 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:26,228 Where's your glass? 955 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,764 I'm not drinking anything tonight. 956 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,132 Big day tomorrow? 957 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:31,134 Yep. 958 00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:33,468 Well, now I feel bad. 959 00:59:41,110 --> 00:59:43,779 Don't feel bad, just have a drink. 960 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:55,323 - Here, you have some. - Just drink it. 961 01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:02,597 What have you got going on tomorrow? 962 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,333 The usual. 963 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:06,935 Look out, world. 964 01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:25,153 Oh, I thought you weren't going to have any. 965 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,855 I changed my mind. 966 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,299 There's nothing left. 967 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,834 Don't feel bad. 968 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:40,869 Well, I wanted us to have some. 969 01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:42,904 We'll be all right. 970 01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,539 Are you gonna go back to sleep? 971 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:45,541 No. 972 01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:48,944 I wanna be with you. 973 01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:50,312 What are we gonna do tomorrow? 974 01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:53,248 The usual. 975 01:01:07,363 --> 01:01:08,930 What are you doing? 976 01:01:10,499 --> 01:01:12,033 I'm changing my mind. 977 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:37,192 You are free to roam, but not to leave. 978 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:38,426 We are growing. 979 01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:41,296 So 980 01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:44,566 Are you and the maze connected? 981 01:01:44,568 --> 01:01:46,668 Huh! No way! 982 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,603 I'm Brynn! High five! 983 01:02:05,087 --> 01:02:06,421 I think it's time for plan b. 984 01:02:07,924 --> 01:02:11,326 Uh, Brynn, over here. Over here. 985 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:13,929 - Just, high five! - High five! 986 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:15,297 Real soon! 987 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:16,998 Let's talk about the minotaur. 988 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,367 Now he's an interesting guy, really fascinating. 989 01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,937 Born in shame, 990 01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:24,339 the dark manifestation, 991 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,041 the unwanted. 992 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:29,678 Where else to be cast away but to the inescapable? 993 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,179 That's great. 994 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:32,447 Very poetic. 995 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:36,017 Uh, can you just say something like, 996 01:02:36,019 --> 01:02:38,086 "I'll tell you where you put the unwanted, 997 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,328 "in a labyrinth, that's where." 998 01:02:41,223 --> 01:02:42,290 Something like that, in your own words. 999 01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:43,292 Just go on. 1000 01:02:52,969 --> 01:02:54,569 Go on. 1001 01:02:54,571 --> 01:03:00,308 Imprisoned in the labyrinth, its protector and prisoner. 1002 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,310 - Protectisoner. - Shh. 1003 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,345 What does it want? 1004 01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:18,259 The minotaur is a predator, haunted by bloodlust. 1005 01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:24,399 The only thing it desires more than human flesh is freedom. 1006 01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:25,700 Do you desire freedom? 1007 01:03:27,203 --> 01:03:28,370 Do you feel trapped? 1008 01:03:29,739 --> 01:03:31,773 Brynn? 1009 01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:35,744 I'm getting tired of your questions, human. 1010 01:03:35,746 --> 01:03:38,446 Well, we're really getting to something deep here. 1011 01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:39,781 You think so? 1012 01:03:39,783 --> 01:03:41,449 Oh, Brynn, you're killing it. 1013 01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:42,684 You think so? 1014 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:50,692 This is it. 1015 01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:55,730 - The chrysalis. - The power source. 1016 01:04:00,403 --> 01:04:02,037 What's that? 1017 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,472 This is, uh, a stand. 1018 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:06,174 Oh. 1019 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,176 Oh! 1020 01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:14,783 Now we bring it to the center, baby. 1021 01:04:14,785 --> 01:04:16,184 Yeah, we do. 1022 01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:29,130 Impulse buy? 1023 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,300 It was at the register. 1024 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:35,370 Once you start, don't stop until you get to the center. 1025 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:39,507 The second you make your first cut, it's coming after us. 1026 01:04:43,179 --> 01:04:44,179 I love you. 1027 01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:50,945 Uh, what if Brynn's still in there? 1028 01:04:51,754 --> 01:04:52,854 Fighting to get out? 1029 01:04:59,595 --> 01:05:00,595 Now! 1030 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:51,279 - We need that box in the middle. - You got it, babe. 1031 01:06:14,336 --> 01:06:15,336 The tapes! 1032 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,706 You fuck my wife? 1033 01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:27,849 Come on. 1034 01:06:27,851 --> 01:06:28,851 Come on! 1035 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:35,423 - Now what? - I need it to spin. 1036 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,525 It's gotta be spinning. 1037 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:38,626 Ok. 1038 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,234 Whoa! 1039 01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:58,513 Get to that center! 1040 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:01,249 - Do the thing! - Is that the chrysalis? 1041 01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,717 What'd I say, what'd I say? 1042 01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:08,723 Look, what is that? 1043 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:09,924 Is that the exit? 1044 01:07:09,926 --> 01:07:12,327 Right there? This way to freedom? 1045 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,963 Well, that is wildly convenient. That's crazy. 1046 01:07:14,965 --> 01:07:16,264 Ah! 1047 01:07:25,241 --> 01:07:27,575 Can you guys cheat out for me a little bit? 1048 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:28,577 Don't look at me. 1049 01:07:35,517 --> 01:07:36,818 Boy, I sure hope there's some pizza left 1050 01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:39,654 in that apartment that is right in front of me. 1051 01:07:58,607 --> 01:07:59,741 Oh, my god. It's beautiful. 1052 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:05,251 What am I going to do with all this free time once I'm out in the world? 1053 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:33,074 I got one! 1054 01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:35,643 When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, 1055 01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:36,645 I was like... 1056 01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:43,190 Uh! 1057 01:14:37,839 --> 01:14:41,809 Label your tapes and email me your time code. 1058 01:14:47,015 --> 01:14:48,015 Good work. 1059 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:50,117 The camera loves you. 1060 01:14:52,854 --> 01:14:54,221 We need a title. 1061 01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:57,358 How about, I don't know, "Dave made a maze"? 1062 01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:00,961 It's a little on the nose. 1063 01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:03,731 It's actually not a maze. It's a labyrinth. 1064 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:05,299 We'll think of something. 1065 01:15:06,902 --> 01:15:09,070 Gordon, I need you to notify 1066 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:11,972 the families of everyone who died here today. 1067 01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:12,974 Totally. 1068 01:15:14,409 --> 01:15:15,409 Wait, what? 71931

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