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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:01,541 (rock and roll music) 2 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,435 (screams) 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,667 ‐ Damn! 4 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,841 ‐ Yeah, yeah you gettin' your ass whooped, man. 5 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,140 ‐ Man, shut up nigga. 6 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,911 ‐ Kenny like the rain man, this shit man, 7 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,480 why you so good at this? 8 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,208 ‐ I don't know who rain man is, but I appreciate 9 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,383 the compliment. 10 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,020 This game is like... my safe place. 11 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:21,447 I can just mute the world and go into the zone. 12 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,915 ‐ Kenny! 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,533 Yo, Kenny! 14 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:27,785 Hey, yo man, what's goin' on with you, boy? 15 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,264 You were supposed to sign these 16 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,162 motherfucking papers today, man! 17 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:32,204 ‐ Damn dog, hey hold on! 18 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,468 ‐ The fuck is you doin' man? 19 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,697 ‐ Hey, dad, um Baron, this is my dad, Levante. 20 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,842 ‐ What's up, pops? 21 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,397 ‐ What the fuck did I tell you 22 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,035 about hangin' out at Baron Davis' house? 23 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,611 ‐ Come on pops, what's happenin'? 24 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,909 ‐ Nigga, nigga, stop tryin' to brainwash my fuckin' kid, man 25 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,211 ‐ Brainwash? 26 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,552 ‐ He's always comin' home from your crib, 27 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,078 talkin' all kinds of fuckin' bullshit, 28 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,752 like he's some part of a fuckin' cult or somethin'. 29 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,291 "Dad, I wanna be young, strong, empowered." 30 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,016 He's askin' too many fuckin' questions, homes. 31 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:57,722 ‐ What kinda questions is he askin' you, dude? 32 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,234 ‐ What the fuck does my son need to know bank numbers for? 33 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,466 ‐ I mean, it's his money. 34 00:01:02,569 --> 00:01:04,909 ‐ Have your motherfuckin' ass home in an hour, aight? 35 00:01:05,005 --> 00:01:06,435 ‐ Alright 36 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:08,370 ‐ And stop hangin' around Barron fuckin' Davis, man. 37 00:01:08,474 --> 00:01:10,884 Stop lettin' my kid hang out at your crib, homes. 38 00:01:10,977 --> 00:01:14,147 ‐ You act like this motherfucker four. 39 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:18,249 (laughs) 40 00:01:18,351 --> 00:01:20,421 ‐ We should probably pause the game though. 41 00:01:20,521 --> 00:01:21,351 ‐ You alright, Kenny? 42 00:01:21,454 --> 00:01:22,324 ‐ No I'm good, just, y'know. 43 00:01:22,422 --> 00:01:23,292 ‐ That was awful. 44 00:01:23,389 --> 00:01:25,229 ‐ Yeah, no, it's bad. 45 00:01:25,325 --> 00:01:27,985 (Hip‐hop music) 46 00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,500 ‐ Look, despite all your shit, 47 00:01:31,598 --> 00:01:33,228 you've still got a really good product, 48 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,303 and, I have a possible investor for you. 49 00:01:35,401 --> 00:01:37,101 ‐ Girl you lookin' real good and lonely 50 00:01:37,203 --> 00:01:38,373 in that bed over there! 51 00:01:38,471 --> 00:01:39,541 ‐ Can we please just stick to business, 52 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,940 like for two seconds? 53 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:41,981 ‐ Okay, my bad, my bad. 54 00:01:42,075 --> 00:01:43,635 That's dope though, who is it? 55 00:01:43,744 --> 00:01:44,684 ‐ Preacher Carl 56 00:01:44,778 --> 00:01:45,908 ‐ From the Oprah network? 57 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,552 The one with all them self help videos, 58 00:01:47,648 --> 00:01:50,048 and books that I ain't never finished watching or reading? 59 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,380 ‐ Do not say that to him. 60 00:01:51,484 --> 00:01:52,694 ‐ Yo, yo that's dope. 61 00:01:52,786 --> 00:01:54,416 My grandma watched him all the time. 62 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:56,191 Yo, Zoe, from the bottom of my heart yo, 63 00:01:56,289 --> 00:01:57,619 I really, truly appreciate this opportunity 64 00:01:57,724 --> 00:01:59,434 and I promise you I will not let you down. 65 00:01:59,526 --> 00:02:01,196 ‐ Good, please don't, because he only invests 66 00:02:01,301 --> 00:02:02,901 in positive and good people. 67 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:04,303 ‐ I'm always good. 68 00:02:04,404 --> 00:02:05,474 ‐ No the hell you're not. 69 00:02:05,572 --> 00:02:06,912 And please stop posting Instagram videos 70 00:02:07,007 --> 00:02:09,407 of you pouring champagne on ratchet ass titties. 71 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:10,510 ‐ I ‐‐ I posted that? 72 00:02:10,611 --> 00:02:11,441 ‐ You did. 73 00:02:12,478 --> 00:02:13,848 ‐ My phone must have got hacked, 74 00:02:13,947 --> 00:02:15,677 that's my bad though. 75 00:02:17,817 --> 00:02:18,817 I'm gon' get her 76 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:20,048 ‐ Have you read this? 77 00:02:20,153 --> 00:02:21,323 ‐ What? 78 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:22,221 ‐ It's asking for power of attorney. 79 00:02:22,322 --> 00:02:23,462 ‐ Right. 80 00:02:23,557 --> 00:02:25,227 What's wrong with that? 81 00:02:25,325 --> 00:02:26,585 ‐ Do you know what that is? 82 00:02:26,693 --> 00:02:28,193 ‐ Ron, I know about finances. 83 00:02:28,294 --> 00:02:30,034 I get an allowance. 84 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:31,700 You can still have fun with $30 a week. 85 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:32,528 ‐ WHAT?! 86 00:02:32,633 --> 00:02:33,803 $30 a week? 87 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,040 ‐ How much is your allowance? 88 00:02:36,136 --> 00:02:37,496 ‐ Ain't nobody get no fuckin' allowance, 89 00:02:37,604 --> 00:02:39,044 man, we're grown men. 90 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:40,169 ‐ Oh, okay, no, that's the point, okay, no, for sure. 91 00:02:40,273 --> 00:02:41,413 ‐ Dog, you're 20 something years old dog, 92 00:02:41,508 --> 00:02:42,778 what you talkin' about a fuckin' allowance? 93 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:44,036 ‐ Yeah, yup, right, no 'cause I thought 94 00:02:44,144 --> 00:02:45,854 maybe yours was higher, that's you guys were... 95 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:47,346 Okay, so... 96 00:02:47,447 --> 00:02:48,577 ‐ Look, man, if you really wanna make some dough, 97 00:02:48,682 --> 00:02:50,152 I think I got a side hustle for you. 98 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:50,980 ‐ ReallY? 99 00:02:51,084 --> 00:02:51,824 ‐ Hell yeah. 100 00:02:51,918 --> 00:02:53,388 ‐ I'm down. 101 00:02:53,486 --> 00:02:56,656 As long as it's not porn, I will not do that again. 102 00:02:56,757 --> 00:02:58,587 ‐ It's a new men's fragrance, the hottest shit. 103 00:02:58,692 --> 00:03:00,762 I can't say shit, he's a preacher, that's bein' a jerk. 104 00:03:00,861 --> 00:03:04,611 ‐ Hey, dog, come on man, it's time to ride out. 105 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:06,905 This fool Kenny got a hot head, 106 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:10,137 I'm puttin' his ass on the track so we can get this money. 107 00:03:10,243 --> 00:03:12,183 ‐ That sounds fuckin' weird, bro. 108 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:13,748 Whatever though, I can't though, 109 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:14,947 I'm trying to get my pitch ready 110 00:03:15,048 --> 00:03:16,548 for this Ball Out app I got bro. 111 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:17,980 ‐ Oh the body odor fragrance? 112 00:03:18,084 --> 00:03:19,624 Come on dog, let's go dog. 113 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,520 Who you pitching to, anyway? 114 00:03:21,622 --> 00:03:22,792 ‐ Preacher Carl, man. 115 00:03:22,889 --> 00:03:23,619 ‐ Preacher Carl?! 116 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:25,134 Oh, that's my nigga! 117 00:03:25,225 --> 00:03:27,285 Tell that nigga I said wassup, man. 118 00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:28,493 ‐ You know Preacher Carl? 119 00:03:28,595 --> 00:03:30,395 ‐ Me and Preacher Carl go way back, man. 120 00:03:30,496 --> 00:03:32,726 ‐ Bro you should really come with me to this pitch, 121 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:35,073 bro it'd be awesome to have you in the room man. 122 00:03:35,168 --> 00:03:36,438 ‐ Hell no. 123 00:03:36,537 --> 00:03:37,937 You know why, dog? 124 00:03:38,038 --> 00:03:39,408 'Cause you ain't ready, you feel what I'm sayin'? 125 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:40,306 See Kenny? 126 00:03:40,406 --> 00:03:41,676 He ready. 127 00:03:41,775 --> 00:03:44,545 ‐ So you really choosin' Kenny over me? 128 00:03:44,645 --> 00:03:45,545 ‐ Hell yeah! 129 00:03:45,646 --> 00:03:46,706 ‐ Yeah! 130 00:03:46,813 --> 00:03:48,053 ‐ Come on, Kenny, let's go get this money. 131 00:03:48,148 --> 00:03:49,478 ‐ Not ready, brother. 132 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:53,093 ‐ Hey, tell Preacher Carl, "pray for us nigga." 133 00:03:54,788 --> 00:03:56,158 ‐ Thanks a lot, man. 134 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:58,686 (hip hop beat) 135 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:10,205 ‐ Hey guys, are we safe here? 136 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,680 ‐ Kenny you know all the stuff 137 00:04:11,778 --> 00:04:14,348 that make you the wonderful individual that you are? 138 00:04:14,447 --> 00:04:15,617 ‐ Yeah. 139 00:04:15,716 --> 00:04:16,976 ‐ Yeah, don't do none of that shit, alright? 140 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,623 This ain't the place for it. 141 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,349 Don't be talkin' about all that weird shit, 142 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:21,893 doin' all that weirdness. 143 00:04:21,988 --> 00:04:24,988 Put that stuff in a ball, and throw that shit out, alright? 144 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:29,261 It's dangerous here, just wait 'til we leave. 145 00:04:29,362 --> 00:04:30,262 ‐ What up, my guy? 146 00:04:30,363 --> 00:04:31,973 ‐ What's good, dog? 147 00:04:34,668 --> 00:04:37,598 (excited shouting) 148 00:04:41,975 --> 00:04:44,645 (hip hop music) 149 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:54,493 ‐ I don't know why we can't just play cards, 150 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:55,758 man I don't get this shit. 151 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:58,256 What in the fuck you doin' here? 152 00:04:58,358 --> 00:04:59,828 ‐ Oh, you know me man, wherever the money at, 153 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:01,536 I'm at cuz, but that Sub‐Zero right there, 154 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,095 that's a cold ass Crip, cuz. 155 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,043 ‐ Hey, Kwan. 156 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,307 ‐ Hey, man, how's it goin'? 157 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,165 ‐ What's happenin' with you brother? 158 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:07,312 ‐ B. D., come on, man! 159 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,607 ‐ What's up Kwan, what's up dog? 160 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,139 Good to see you man. 161 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,653 ‐ I haven't seen you since... 162 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,054 That birthday party, right? 163 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,218 ‐ Man, nah, that was a baby shower 164 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,946 and your ass was passed out, I told you 165 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,351 about all that drinking, Kwan. 166 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,922 ‐ I was in a bad spot, man, look. 167 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,521 ‐ Man, look, shit, dark horse? 168 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,425 (clapping) 169 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,857 gotta put our money on him, Kwan, 170 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,961 we about to get paid today, dog, trust me. 171 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,833 ‐ This brown Charlie Brown looking motherfucker? 172 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,102 ‐ Yes, dog, trust me. 173 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,770 ‐ Show me your thumbs, come on. 174 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:38,974 I give you three to two. 175 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,812 ‐ Come on, man, three to two? 176 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,337 Kwan, you bullshittin' dog. 177 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,442 ‐ Four to one, five minimum. 178 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,284 ‐ Alright. 179 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,107 ‐ Alright, got it. 180 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,081 ‐ Hell yeah, we got one. 181 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,509 ‐ Uh, Kwan is it? 182 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,824 I'd also like to place a wager. 183 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,146 I'm goin' all in, 30 bucks. 184 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,758 (choir music) 185 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,128 ‐ Okay, first I wanna tell you how much I'd 186 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,296 like to thank you, for giving me this opportunity. 187 00:06:02,402 --> 00:06:05,842 Y'know, I'm a big fan, I've read all your books. 188 00:06:05,939 --> 00:06:07,239 ‐ Thank you, brother, God is good. 189 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:09,880 ‐ And, um, I just thank you, you know, 190 00:06:09,976 --> 00:06:11,036 ‐ You're welcome. 191 00:06:11,144 --> 00:06:12,414 ‐ I don't understand... how thankful I am, 192 00:06:12,513 --> 00:06:14,083 like for real at the Thanksgiving table right now, 193 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:17,880 you would be the, my thankfulness, what I'm thankful for. 194 00:06:17,984 --> 00:06:20,154 Okay, so, men's fragrance. 195 00:06:23,289 --> 00:06:24,789 (grunting and shouting) 196 00:06:24,891 --> 00:06:26,991 (hip hop music) 197 00:06:27,093 --> 00:06:30,933 ‐ Get your punk ass up dog, it's over for you! 198 00:06:32,899 --> 00:06:34,599 There you go! 199 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:36,041 Hit 'em with that shit, Kenny! 200 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:39,206 Bop, bop! Oh! Pop, pop! Smack him up! 201 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,170 Ooooh! 202 00:06:42,743 --> 00:06:43,583 Uhhhhh! 203 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:45,611 Yeah! 204 00:06:45,712 --> 00:06:46,582 (cheering) 205 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,850 Up outta here, we winnin'! 206 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,618 My dog, Kenny! 207 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:51,646 Is this mic on, is this mic on? 208 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:54,592 And the winner and still champion, 209 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:57,459 and... BOO‐YAH! 210 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,532 Kenny is un‐fuck‐withable! 211 00:07:00,627 --> 00:07:01,967 ‐ [Kenny] In your face! 212 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:04,568 ‐ Vindication, redemption, I told you 213 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:07,871 motherfuckers who's gonna win! 214 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:10,644 Why y'all looking at me, dog? 215 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:12,854 I mean it smells greasy, like... 216 00:07:12,946 --> 00:07:15,546 Fuckin' Danielle or somethin'... 217 00:07:15,649 --> 00:07:17,819 ‐ 'Sup, Baron Davis? 218 00:07:17,918 --> 00:07:19,818 ‐ What's up, Danielle, what's up my nigga. 219 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:20,950 ‐ 'Sup, fam? 220 00:07:21,054 --> 00:07:22,624 ‐ Fuck you, Ron. 221 00:07:22,723 --> 00:07:24,993 Which one of y'all niggas wanna play me? 222 00:07:25,091 --> 00:07:28,861 ‐ Oh, I'm down, I haven't lost yet so why stop now, right? 223 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:29,702 ‐ Really? 224 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:30,796 ‐ Yeah. 225 00:07:30,897 --> 00:07:31,627 ‐ Ain't that somethin', motherfucker? 226 00:07:31,732 --> 00:07:33,132 ‐ Okay. 227 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,243 ‐ I never played and lost to a human being, bitch. 228 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:36,365 ‐ Really, undefeated! 229 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:39,069 ‐ Get your ass up, Elda Barge. 230 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:40,542 ‐ We don't wanna do this, dog, we won. 231 00:07:40,641 --> 00:07:41,781 No, no, shut the fuck up, 232 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,035 ‐ What? 233 00:07:43,143 --> 00:07:44,013 We won, we don't wanna play against Danielle. 234 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,450 ‐ I'm not gonna lose, watch. 235 00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:46,376 ‐ I only lost to the bitch ass computer, nigga. 236 00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:47,349 ‐ Computer sucks, I got this. 237 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:50,117 ‐ Before you start, dog, do not. 238 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:51,376 ‐ Just take a seat, watch, watch. 239 00:07:51,484 --> 00:07:52,424 ‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah 240 00:07:52,519 --> 00:07:55,289 (dramatic music) 241 00:07:57,558 --> 00:07:58,658 ‐ Shit! 242 00:07:58,759 --> 00:08:01,939 ‐ Baron, you needs to tell your boy to lose. 243 00:08:05,305 --> 00:08:07,935 ‐ [Kenny] This game is like... my safe place. 244 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:12,051 I can just leave the world and go into the zone. 245 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,778 (children laughing) 246 00:08:16,883 --> 00:08:19,193 ‐ Hey, he in the zone, dog, he a brick wall. 247 00:08:19,285 --> 00:08:21,415 (serene music) 248 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:23,722 ‐ Fuck that zone, nigga, he about to die. 249 00:08:23,824 --> 00:08:26,494 ‐ Nigga I told your Urkle ass to shut the fuck up! 250 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,293 ‐ I don't know why she cussin' at me like this bro, 251 00:08:28,394 --> 00:08:29,934 I didn't know she could hear me. 252 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,830 ‐ If I lose this motherfuckin' game, 253 00:08:31,932 --> 00:08:33,732 I'ma kill a nigga right now! 254 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:37,174 (dramatic choral music) 255 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:50,820 ‐ This is a fragrance for everyone, 256 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,087 and I think it'd be a hit. 257 00:08:54,855 --> 00:08:58,115 ‐ It's an interesting idea, "Ball Out," 258 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:04,403 which reminds you of "B. O.", which reminds you to use it. 259 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,740 ‐ Yes, exactly! 260 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:08,781 ‐ Great idea. 261 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,375 It's a great idea. 262 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,519 ‐ Man you don't understand how excited I am, 263 00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:18,445 I came into this nervous, not know what was going to happen. 264 00:09:18,552 --> 00:09:20,222 ‐ Well you're a great kid, you're a great 265 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,190 kid with a great idea. 266 00:09:22,288 --> 00:09:24,658 Now I gotta be honest, I didn't get it 267 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,558 with the whole bandana thing when you first walked in here, 268 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,530 I was a little suspicious, not sure if you noticed, 269 00:09:28,629 --> 00:09:32,429 but I hid the rest of my jewelry as soon as I saw your face. 270 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:34,133 You know, we've had a series of burglaries 271 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:38,574 in the church lately, and you fit the description. 272 00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,672 ‐ Oh well we don't want that! 273 00:09:40,774 --> 00:09:42,284 ‐ Takin' this ‐‐ I can take it off. 274 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,275 ‐ You can keep it on for right now. 275 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:44,206 ‐ Okay 276 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,450 ‐ So here's what we're gonna do, 277 00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:46,706 I'm gonna have my people draw up some 278 00:09:46,813 --> 00:09:47,913 partnership agreements, and I'm gonna leave you 279 00:09:48,014 --> 00:09:49,684 with a parting gift. 280 00:09:51,351 --> 00:09:52,591 "Can I Get Another Witness." 281 00:09:52,686 --> 00:09:53,916 ‐ Ooh, another one. 282 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,120 ‐ This is my favorite one. 283 00:09:55,221 --> 00:09:56,321 ‐ That's right, in case your first witness, 284 00:09:56,422 --> 00:09:59,092 like, you know, ends up "murdered." 285 00:09:59,192 --> 00:10:01,072 'cause of your... lifestyle. 286 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,537 ‐ I grew up in the suburbs. 287 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,866 ‐ This is a great find, Zoe, you're on to something. 288 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:05,971 ‐ Thank you. 289 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,906 (dramatic choral music) 290 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,657 ‐ Right? 291 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,270 ‐ I'ma donate some money to your funeral now, bro. 292 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,125 ‐ What? We did it Baron. 293 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,374 (laughs) 294 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,138 ‐ I didn't do shit with you, dog. 295 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,766 ‐ What? 296 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,611 ‐ What's your motherfuckin' name? 297 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,106 ‐ Uh, it's Kenny. 298 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,646 ‐ Y'all think I don't know what goes down 299 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,005 when I come in this motherfucker? 300 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,583 You think I don't know you lose to me on purpose? 301 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,823 I know niggas! 302 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,220 Tell y'all somethin'. 303 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,662 This the realest nigga in the room right here. 304 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,399 Motherfuckin' Kenny! 305 00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:05,142 Least he had the motherfuckin' balls to beat me. 306 00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,768 You real shit, nigga. 307 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,513 Rest of you motherfuckers can bend it over 308 00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:10,279 and suck my fuckin' strap‐on and let me 309 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,746 fuck y'all bitch ass niggas. 310 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,516 Fuck this shit. 311 00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:17,445 We gon' meet again, motherfucker. 312 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,481 ‐ Fuck you, Danielle. 313 00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:20,085 ‐ FUCK YOU, BARON! 314 00:11:21,788 --> 00:11:23,158 ‐ Kwan, let us get the rest of this shit, 315 00:11:23,256 --> 00:11:25,886 we outta here, let's go. 316 00:11:25,992 --> 00:11:27,592 We should come back with our home girls and shit. 317 00:11:27,694 --> 00:11:29,704 ‐ Aw man, I appreciate opportunity man, 318 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,456 thank you for believing in me, man. 319 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,995 ‐ Yes, thank you so much. 320 00:11:33,099 --> 00:11:35,239 ‐ Oh yo, by the way, Baron told me to tell you hello. 321 00:11:35,335 --> 00:11:37,265 ‐ Baron, as in Baron Davis? 322 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,870 ‐ Yeah, yeah Baron Davis, I was with him earlier today, 323 00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,643 told him I had this meeting here and he was like, 324 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,382 "Preacher Carl, aw we go way back" 325 00:11:44,477 --> 00:11:45,647 ‐ Is he doin' okay? 326 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:48,076 ‐ He's doing great, he's been teachin' me about 327 00:11:48,181 --> 00:11:49,921 leveraging, leveraging different business opportunities, 328 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:51,846 something like this right here with us. 329 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,522 Man we probably wouldn't be here today. 330 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,350 ‐ You got it good 331 00:11:54,454 --> 00:11:56,294 ‐ Listen, do me a favor. 332 00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:58,689 ‐ Oh, anything, anything Preacher Carl. 333 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:03,302 ‐ Tell that motherfucker to suck my fuckin' dick, bitch! 334 00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:05,435 Bitch! 335 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:09,141 ‐ Uh... okay 336 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,443 ‐ "Uh" what motherfucker?! 337 00:12:11,545 --> 00:12:13,045 Now you tell that bitch nigga 338 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,646 that when he see me come, holla at me, 339 00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:17,318 huh, I'ma fuck his ass up! 340 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,387 Don't like that nigga, fuck Baron Davis! 341 00:12:20,486 --> 00:12:23,786 I am so sorry, Jesus, you said in Leviticus 12, 342 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:26,360 that he who fucks with your people 343 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:29,229 shall get a swift hard baseball bat, 344 00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,329 right in the fucking dick hole! 345 00:12:31,431 --> 00:12:33,471 Did he tell you how we know each other, did he tell you? 346 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:34,567 ‐ (stammering) 347 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:35,738 ‐ Long story. 348 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:40,469 ‐ Okay 349 00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:41,944 ‐ Any friend of Baron Davis is no friend of mine. 350 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:45,552 He's a friend of Satan, and y'know what Satan makes you do? 351 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,376 Makes you suck your own dick! 352 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,180 You ever suck your own dick, Kurt? 353 00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:51,693 ‐ We should go. 354 00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,585 Thank you so, so much. 355 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:57,158 Alright, we'll be waiting for your call. 356 00:12:57,257 --> 00:12:57,987 ‐ No you won't. 357 00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,391 ‐ Okay, alright. 358 00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,744 ‐ Baron fuckin' Davis. 359 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,636 ‐ Hey dog, you know I put Kenny on the track, 360 00:13:08,742 --> 00:13:11,442 boy he came back with all the dough. 361 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:14,945 ‐ Bro that sounds really fuckin' weird. 362 00:13:15,048 --> 00:13:17,148 ‐ It does sound kinda fuckin' weird. 363 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:21,190 Man who cares, dog, how'd the Preacher Carl meeting go? 364 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,687 ‐ You wanna know about the Preacher Carl meeting, huh? 365 00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:25,129 ‐ Hell yeah I wanna know, man, how Preacher Carl, 366 00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:26,125 man how was that? 367 00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:26,956 ‐ When I tell ‐‐ 368 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:27,830 (phone dings) 369 00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,498 ‐ Who is that, Zo'? 370 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,037 What's Zo' textin' you for? 371 00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:41,369 ‐ Preacher Carl meeting went well, man. 372 00:13:41,474 --> 00:13:42,184 ‐ It did? 373 00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,675 ‐ I guess I was ready. 374 00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:46,607 ‐ I mean yeah man, if you fuckin' with Preacher Carl. 375 00:13:46,713 --> 00:13:48,983 Preach Carl, that's my dog! 376 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,850 ‐ 21, is that good? 377 00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:54,763 ‐ No, no, but you're getting better. 378 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:57,315 Just put some more money down. 27214

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